'Tucker Carlson Tonight' guest host Mark Steyn runs down some of the more onerous restrictions across America
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Good evening and welcome to a
special edition of
Tucker Carlson tonight, Tucker
is out for the holidays, and I am
Mark Steyn,
Happy Thanksgiving Chicago
mayor, Lori Lightfoot.
You must cancel the normal
Thanksgiving Day plans,
particularly if they include
guests that do not live in your
immediate household,
isnt guests that do
not live in your immediate
household. The whole idea of
thanksgiving
off to grandfathers house we go
because that is the best way to
avoid the state police
checkpoints on highway. Thirty seven,
as is traditional
president Trump, has pardoned the
turkey at the White House.
Any chance have the governors of
Maine or Michigan or New Jersey,
pardoning their hairdressers or
gym owners or restaurant,
not a chance.
Those guys have to be stopped
and carved up as an example to
any others. Among our rulers.
Subject minded to get a little
restless
four hundred years after the Puritans set
sail because they wished to hold
open public religious services,
open religious services deem
nonessential
in the old country. You had to
hold them in private houses, but
dont even think about doing
that.
If you shake off the coffers and
make it to the homestead, what
is the maximum number of persons
freeborn? Americans is allowed to
have in his home? This
thanksgiving
in Arkansas, Colorado,
Connecticut, Delaware on and on
commit is ten
in Kentucky. It is eight people
from no more than two
cohouseholds
in California. You can have
people up to three households,
but you have to disperse after
two hours, even if outdoors on
the clock, its like a parking
meter, but you cant keep coming
back and pumping it with extra
quarters.
Governor Newsom and the grand
public health dining at the
french laundry in Napa Valley
can linger over all the way
to meant wafers, but you have to
chow down that Butterball and
scram
in a work in the maximum number
in a private home is six persons
in New Mexico, five Vermont and
Rhode Island. You can socialize
only with those you already live
with,
so take a look around the room.
That is it that is your
thanksgiving,
the same kids who have been off
school for a year and the same
spouse. You have been cooped up
since deemed nonessential back
in March.
Cabin Fevever is coming early to
Vermont
the Disease control which has
proved incapable of controlling
the disease, and so would rather
control you instead, because,
frankly, it is a lot easier
advises. You should take your own
thanksgiving meal with you.
Take your own turkey. Take your
own stuffing your own fixings,
especially take your own
cranberry sauce, because that is
a super spreader
and take your own disposable
plates and utensils and be sure
to throw them away immediately.
When you are finished last
carelessly pick up your plastic
spoon to stir the pumpkin spice
metamucil,
but dont get. The idea of
Thanksgiving will not be any
fun
if you live in a state that
still permits you to dine with
persons from another household.
Why not take a risk from a
socially responsible distance on
the other side of the room with
a thanksgiving themed mask
here is Emmy Award winning CARE
facility manager, Andrew Cuomo.
We have a special mask for
Thanksgiving and we are creative
in New York.
We are creative.
We just do things a little
different.
We have a special mask. Dont be
a turkey. This thanksgiving,
wear a mask,
dont be a turkey.
How do we look in this mask?
Are you ready
look at that
and they said that he
was dead, appeared Andrew PEEK,
who will most hands? You have to
give it to them how many foreign
adversaries to come up with a
new virus peer of the results in
a pandemic of Andrew Cuomos
site Tags, all over the state
there will be empty seats at the
Thanksgiving Day table for
elderly New Yorkers. This last
moments of life were filled with
a governors. Visual comedy
for Christmas, Governor Cuomo,
where techy hazmat suit and flap
about in the Icu
were against Kate Browown to
govern is to prioritize
in a work in the run of the
city all year and unfortunately,
that frees up law enforcement to
investigate whether grandma is
dishing up the sprouts and
butternut squash for an illegal
seventh diner.
I will be asking the
Oregon state police to work
collaboratively with local
law enforcement to enforce the
limits on social gathering.
They are classy misdemeanors
and they can be enforced through
a citation, a fine or through
an arrest
at this point in time.
Unfortunately, we have no other
option.
America, two thousand and twenty
thanksgiving- is a class c
misdemeanor
and why not take it to the next
level?
Governor Cuomo says, with a
straight face. The New York
police chief, who refused to
enforce Thanksgiving day
lockdowns, are dictators
if you are bored or turning in
your neighbor six. Seventh,
eighth, ninth Gast. Why not turn
into a mic turn and the local
police department, with the
s dot, WA, DOT, t team?
And next week the little boys
and girls with nonbinary muppets
will be asked if they and their
parents attended Thanksgiving
Day with persons of other
households
did grandma come around?
You have to answer
nothing says Thanksgiving, like
snitching on your r, mom and pop
need a drink.
Forget it
for the last three hours.
Pennsylvania has been a dry
state.
Liquor stores have closed for
thanksgiving.
Fortunately for Pennsylvanians,
it is easy to convert the xerox
machine. You use to print the
mail in ballots into a still for
bootleg hooch.
The span is necessary.
It turns out that the biggest
day for drinking is Wednesday
before Thanksgiving
and when people get together in
that situation, it leads to an
increase in the exchange of the
fluids that leads to increased
infection.
Im, really not sure
he needs to ban the booze.
A Dr Fauci has already signed
off on casual sex hook. Ups, most
pennsylvanians, the most
disinfected is exchange of
fluids, and Governor Wolf has
been talking about the exchange
of fluids.
After that sound bite comee, I
dont plan on exchanging any
fluids. On the other side of
Groundhog Day.
All the grocery stores are
closed.
Drink is nonessential and food
is nonessential, which makes a
lot of sense
if you are nonessential. Clearly
the substance required to keep
you alive is likewise
nonessential.
Dr Fauci says, have a
responsible thanksgiving,
just prop him up on the sofa and
have a quiet night. In my just
the two of you watching socially
distance zoom box on Netflix.
Transcript generated on 2020-11-26.