A year in review: Mark Steyn highlights 2020 on 'Tucker Carlson Tonight.'
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Tucker Carlson tonight next
good evening and welcome to
Tucker Carlson tonight. I
mark Steyn him for Tucker, but he
will be here a little later and
the last live show of twenty twenty
before the special. But I dont
know about you but im enjoying
two thousand and twenty, and I wish it could go on
for two three four months
and the insane thing about two thousand and twenty.
It is Chairman Chis world, and
we just live in it. If we call it
that appeared in old expression,
he who pays the piper calls the
tune
view the american taxpayer
continued to pay the piper, but
China calls the tune.
Here is Dr Ted in the same
senses, Dr Joe Biden
here, Dr Ted of the World Health
Organization, funded by you back
in January, reading the facts
straight off of the printer from
the chinese bureau.
The chinese government is to
be congratulated for the
measures it has taken to contain
the outbreak.
China is actually setting a
new standard for outbreak
and it is not an exaggeration.
No, it is not an
exaggeration.
It is a new record for outbreak
response. China shut down
domestic flights out of Wuhan
Airport, but for flights to Rome,
Barcelona, Vancouver New York.
Within two months, the Chinese
Communist Party had successfully
boarded the covid to almost two hundred
nations and territories on
earth wow.
That is one serious operation
that is not North Korea
officially or where back in
two thousand and five, the late strongman man
lip synching and slowed the
spread flatten the curve,
because lousy pop stars melting
badly and expecting the ancient hits
none of that.
If only we had thought to ban
lip synching, but the entire
western world, except Sweden,
decided to drive their
economists off the cliff.
His holiness the infallible
Pope felt she eliminating your
job and shutting down your
entire industry and, of course,
temporary inconvenience.
I know it is difficult and
having a lot of suffering lot
of death.
This is inconvenient from
economic and personal
standpoint, but we just have to
do with.
Among other two thousand and twenty
novelties. There was no
Hollywood, no Broadway, no rock
concerts, no live music, but
fortunately beleaguered
overworked. Frontline health care
staff made a point of
busting out of the icu to do
highly choreographed routines
from social media pronouncing around the hospital hallways
around the hospital hallways.
That is
entertainment.
It was not hospital workers
taking over the show, but
government Andrew Cuomo, with an
Emmy award for artistic
innovation for the villain.
Covid
is this true. This was the
swab. The nurse was actually
using on you and at first it
went into your nose and
disappeared so that in scale
this was the actual swab that
was being used to fit up that
double barrel. Shotgun that you
have mounted on the front of
your pretty face,
ha ha ha and
longtime care facilities of
New York. The old folks were
what is the show this time
corporation, sing in the New
America and career criminals to
up space,
not our rulers, of course,
im the public face
among national media
and im out in the public eye.
You know, im a person who I
take my personal hygiene very
seriously.
As I said, I felt like I needed
to have a haircut
im not able to do that myself,
and so I got a haircut.
She needs a haircut
because shes out in the
public eye, holding daily press
conferences on why you cant get
a haircut
just as government Newsom in
California tops public health
experts need dying on tapioca,
with filing creaked wasters and
caviar, with him, Ed Custer, with
Ragu truffles from Alba washed
down with a bubble of free,
nine hundred and seventy five dollars a pop to strategize about
why it would be dangerous to let
you go to Taco Bell
a world of hypocrites. Only one
man had the integrity to talk
the talk and then walk the walk.
He didnt go to fancy schmancy
french restaurants.
He didnt go to Nancy Pelosis
to get hair plugs.
He just walked the walk straight
to his basement and
self Quarantine for nine months
until CNN satisfied his
victory
every two months, every quarter
or so he would emerge from the
basement to hold a rally in
front of three secondhand civics
and impart words of wisdom.
Hey the radio make sure the
television excuse me make sure
you have the record player on at
night.
Make sure you have
the record player on at night. Is
the secret code phrase to
chairman to let him know why ten percent
for the big guide to the
Shanghai Branch of the First
National Bank of Scranton,
Pennsylvania and another
emergence from his basement,
Joe Biden, announced his plan
to end the scourge of violence
against women.
Youve got to man up and beat
the out of it.
No man has a right to raise a
hand to a woman in anger other
than self defense command. That
is rarely ever occurs,
so we have to change the
culture period and keep
punching out its punching at
it and punching out it.
Yeah keep punching
punching punching against
violence against women,
then stroke its hair and try a
sucker punch,
Joe Bidens, Jimmy Cagney and
shoving grapefruit in the face of violence against women
of violence against women
may be. You found like better
because thats, the
only language violence against
women understands
like Joe said to come. Obey baby
keep the record player on all
night because he will be
purring baby, its cold outside I,
the air, all all the way to don
presidential candidate and House
Intelligence Committee, big shot.
Eric Swalwell warns us of the
danger of glamorous exotic
foreign spies playing their
sexual webs.
I want to talk about the
Kremlin Playbook
and there are a number of ways
for an adversary can seek to
influence a person. Do you agree
that,
yes,
financial,
that can be one
romances and other
yes
compromise,
correct,
setting up a compromise
to execute? Yes,
how about inadvertently
capturing a compromise,
meaning fast surveillance? And
do you stumble into that
surveillance and a cognitive
compromise, and they take that
information to coerce you?
That is part of the playbook
yeah? But then they
turn out Eric Swalwell is being
penetrated by chinese
intelligence, which is
impressive because never before
shown any sign of penetrated by
any intelligence,
he had a chinese spy that was
able to get to swell well and
play his record player all night
long. If you know what I mean
until his poor old needle were
out meet the crack agent
dispatched by the chairman, then
name is Christine Fang fang
Fang and you only thing twice:
Congress passed a five thousand five hundred and ninety three page
bill.
That is the longest bill since
Gavin, Newsom and health care
kind at the french Laundry
five thousand five hundred and ninety three page Covid relief bill and
two paragraphs on Covid relief
and the other five thousand. Five hundred and ninety two point: five pages
given away to the zillions of
dollars of your money for the
promotion of democracy,
promotion of democracy, where
Michigan Pennsylvania, Georgia,
no Cambodia, Venezuela and other
countries around the back.
What the hell did. Cambodia
deserve to keep Yankee
Imperialist, inflicting
Pennsylvania style, democracy on
it.
It should be the other way
around.
I will get behind the first with
the introduction of afghan style
guide to purple fingers to
american elections.
You got to hand it to Congress,
gag writers, giving money for
democracy promotion everywhere,
but America is way more
deserving of a best comedy me.
Then Andrew Cuomos, nasal swab
and yet the american people
survived
and a grateful populace happy to
get what was left of its money
after Sudan and Pakistan to
erect a statue of the old,
powerful Fauci, releasing the
american citizen from his
shackles temporarily to enjoy a
mast Christmas dinner with more
than three persons from a
single household.
Oh sorry, my mistake that is,
freeing the
in a public viewing in Boston.
He took a bullet for his country,
but the school has been closed
three years, but nobody knows
that anymore.
President Trump argued the most
pressing issue of the ages
chinese global dominance, but it
turns out it is confederate
statues.
Everyone is a confederate.
General
Lincoln is a Confederate
General Washington. The guy who
wrote the STAR Spangled banner
will come at Kate Smith,
Dr Seuss. The integrity of
american history held a
spectacular closing down
everything, take them to cope
confederate generals and we will
throw in the Washington
Redskins,
take five and grab the power you
can eat.
The Atlanta Braves have given
the tomahawk chop, the chop,
presumably because it defends
residents of chop
the Capitol Hill occupied
protest, the great Republican
Portland Oregon, where you can
always gather around and roast
your chestnuts on a mostly
peaceful protest.
Transcript generated on 2020-12-31.