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Ride. Everybody woke up into the pastimes podcast. Each week we go through old newspaper from a random date. Mystery picked up. I gave every I'm here thresholds and I've never seen before, and neither is our yes this we might when field the great popular might. When you do my call them like our You see you you're demure in year, like em, I really doing what you don't really. Well I mean you, you had a hell of a run on our america's got talent now you're doing a residency at the lux or in vegas hosting in america's got. How shall I mean you? Ve got be like things are pretty good. You know what Absolutely right. I guess yeah exaggerated But you know when you inside of it: sometimes you don't know what's happening? But then, when you pointed out like that, you write things exception yeah, you should

Well, let's slowdown. Nobody said, except let's put the brakes on little bit. I'm not, I didn't say a word except now exemption as you do that and then you'll be on tour starting. September timber, you people can go to big asked. He died com to check out your tongue. It's an all that stuff. Yes, it's! No! So as tee this yes tee! Then you lose you take your biggest. If you know, I think my face finally caught up. Yeah? I was going to say it all seems pretty good. It doesn't seem you don't see in that, like yeah, not like a. I don't look. Look at that teeth what the fuck are there time, yeah tv and and by the way, dave if people want to go to your website. It's big ass, ass, dot com, so check Today I asked now. You have not gone into it now that I'm not caught up to that I might so you know this. Basically,

I'll just go through some newspaper. I think we ve done is early, is like sixteen hundred which the news then was super bizarre Done some every day in the two thousands dave I don't like we have now, but I was to start by taking a guess as to why their prices right rules, if you're over nothing. If you're the closest you in both showcases yeah, so I'll. Take a guess and I guess we're gonna do. Nineteen twelve is my guess: make your modem gonna, take a stab yama go with nineteen. Twenty seven while So we really are praises writing Dave. Here, that's pretty! You were pretty close. Really nice you know: eight leland, No, I'm not good at much. I same like I've been pretty good at the guessing good for you. I went over to get the birds yeah, you know

now, I'm overdue. So neither of us it's kind of a one of those weaker showcases, but but area its september. Nineteen o eight, it is the star and newark advertiser from newark new jersey, where we met to remember that we met in the stress factors like yes, we do want a gradual, there's a glove god, the stress back to back there I was there. I was is there in december, and it was incredible. It was great say height of any yeah. They started pay phone onstage yeah. They really still have that at last. The comic has ever talked about it, it actually ever that it rang door myself. So I answered it now. Yeah it was. Someone from nineteen twelve

and so, of course, as the euro pact alright dave. What do we and you'll find the order? These might can be very bizarre, but maybe this maybe this is where they got their shit together. No, I doubt it I Existing answers, fort forts and chromium is cited speech. Are you getting emotional I'll, go get up in the dark ages, about unity. it may exceed the combined committee of the board of trade, hotel, men's association and the Is this league formed to reply to the charges of governor fort? on sunday. on sunday, liquor selling and gambling. Which might give me. I have no idea, what's happening, what's happening Don't like the governor made a speech about liquors.

Gambling games governor poor zoom, governance, roman. So it sounds of human speech against drinking when selling liquor and gambling isn't true. The governor's mansion was just a bunch of pillows with a blanket on top. That's what I don't get. I don't get it it's a fort, pillow fort good job yeah! No, no My advice on america's gonna tell our that girl, you wouldn't you would it back to the next round language The governors it's bedroom joke. Originality is what things like a poor right now, as you can tell us not script, because it bob What did it officially didn't I like that like those positivity we have. This is an just audience and two, if no one less.

like a tree falling in the woods. Maybe you didn't feel good. We ve got it You got some stairs yeah, that's cool! That's enough! After yeah, kay, and this is back when they were making alcohol leg. everyone was making no better yeah yeah yeah total yeah people really do go in that bathtub virginia or do or two yeah suck it up. He characterized the city as a hotbed of vice so, as as to sunday liquor selling, the committee states that the law against it has long been a dead letter throughout the state and liquor has been sold. The on sundays, atlantic city was founded, so is a law against selling on sunday, but they just selling rain so now we want it

so who hasn't hasn't lennox city always been atlantic city Always now I know, now you may like a regular place yeah, but their pre gambling totally, but they were probably still a hotbed sounds like that was still my spot dancing. she had on yeah. I was like a resort party town, probably so. There's something booze illegally on sundays. Atlantic city has been found about her violation of the excise laws. It landings. I'm sorry has been frank about her. if the town yeah they did that. A black city. Lady! So shoe I read your I fuck you I don't think so her now and for that reason hopes that the legislature will not permit longer to remain upon the statute books. They want to get rid of the they want to get rid of the law drinking. On sunday the committee declared

that gambling is practically unknown to economic cities. Ten thousand attempt to ten million annual visitors, its sights effort to introduce gambling in recent years and states that the ideal a thought These have always successfully oppose them, so they, is really go. I am, I know, no good why it's like this are there. This is then being like annulling will be five year. So it's just like it's like it's like gary busy being like once this cocaine. There are no they're saying there isn't gambling right, there's not gonna be gambling right, but little did they know that what will define What would the outlaws? Something is They are yet is edges Mary,

The very sight of a man gets its pretty american ethics and their outlaw. Yet it is a great point. There outlying, a thing that has happened: yeah well known there. There the booze is outlawed right. and they people have tried to introduce gambling on voting. They bad, they buried a back its others, say? Look where a great town and we should be build a drink and wages. Talking about just don't sundays, because every other day they already broken out, I'm really really people at these people. I know six days in their fight for this one. Someone son laughed We spoke to do things about our feelings at crazy. We can only problem, that the atlantic city of today, the most popular health and recreation resort in a loud world?

the atlantic city of tomorrow. Well, we can honestly say that is exactly what did not happen, yeah right not really it's by me america's aims. I made you, ve, never been letting city you, you get off the boardwalk and walk a block and you're like It is a very serious grows. Yeah you're, like you, didn't, thereby yeah. I am very happy that I ended up in vegas I am actually and beautiful the spirit I am actually hosting show. I didn't want it announces early in vegas and atlantic city. I mean to shows a night. It's called america's got heroin and is really great. I love a man says, like everybody comes, that they are all tied up. They are the schedule, what's that,

says very enjoyable at at at at at at law. There is a great firstly, that the hotels which entertain the millions who visit atlantic city should be able to serve such of these visitors as desires such service wines and liquor. but their meals in the hotel dining rooms upon sunday as well as upon other day. so they just want of user bows for everyday dinner. You are on a sunday. With this That's like when I used to say that, like I would only smoke when I drink, I found myself like drinking it like three p m just to justify it. you'd better you just like clams in front of the daily. That's right you have to do so. If you sound like you're a slippery slope guy, certainly it's been a it's been a tough run. I'm sorry to hear that growth,

Could you imagine going on a week investigation and you can't drink on the sunday? So what in our host a party now on or vacation on thursday and friday and saturday yeah yeah. Well, you could do when I was in boston when I lived in Boston. They didn't sell liquor on sundays, and so you would just have to have somehow have the fortitude to just buy. One of those on sand. Where I mean really just it, would it just takes a small amount of planning, probably too, who you're going? who vacations in Boston It's really good boy. Ethics preserve exactly vacation they are now. Yes, they allow Yeah This summer is almost here and with a dash pass from door dash, you can save big. You just get a dash pass, a member,

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of the labour day parade the coach drivers all took part in the prayed and engaged every coach in town and many from jersey city. Several funerals had to be postponed until tomorrow of weddings rules or postpone, but one couple unable to engage a coach walk to the church and we're wed their appearance on the street, attracting much attention. So this is this? Is a guy complaining that the workers are celebrating being workers, and he just was soon. Is this paper just a complaint? days off? Essentially, I think it has become a big, ok, some powers that be yet it is in that direction. you feel, postponing a funeral like now- you have to stretch out many curly you have put into bad because then I mean

what about there's, not much refrigeration going on right, so I mean about an odor issue ice but you're. Not you know what I mean: you're, not like they're, not just they're, not just laying them out on the asphalt like they have no ice. I mean you will know what ice does but you know the difference between account setting an ice in a conference in your fridge right, I sort of disparity, but you know it, the original saturday and then they move with sunday like. I don't really want to go on a saturday, so I'm not going on a sunday. That's just yeah! I get it it's a little too much, not yeah you're out yeah, I mean the south america to atlantic city and not dream so there for what a monastery here is. What makes us it doesn't matter. Is he's not gone so you know regarding the body can hang out for a while. It doesn't matter who you really need to push it to next saturday. Is that by iser down for another five six days?

I flew dance on leave it. You know, it already been for and they didn't have its agents it gets back. Then So the only thing I pay for my respects and I'll see you later good luck with the burial ike. Is this town called bayonne? That's her bravely ba why? Oh and an e mail somewhere here s a world crap deserves, sounds like it, killed by a train in bayonne, was around way to go, man yeah They all every single person has ever been killed train. Their last thought is of far works every it was a trade market garden. twenty nine west. Thirty, seventh, by the way we should

it's like they always tell. They always put the person's address in no matter what living or dead, whatever then delivers in the news they get invited by grab street wait still with the drain, okay, great great great mark. garden of bail oh no, while crossing the new jersey, essential railroad tracks at thirteen street yesterday, was run down by a train of coal cars. He was thrown beneath the wheels and his legs were cut off. He died after being removed to the city hospital, I was let he bled out through the legs. yeah where there are no more leg so yeah. I found I was there was a god you, back only back, then Well, I mean I'm really give a better job now, right

Is that really the way back? Then there will, I know TAT you did. I do understand. your legs, god is a lot of blood coming out Is there more depth to the story like what was he doing at the train tracks? What do you want to know Why would you join but they're like the train that he was run ranch? Closing the train was chasing him and then finally, caught up budgets Is this looney tunes? he tried to run through a little hole. That was actually a painting. the whole story wow. I thought it was saving a damsel and distress. That's what happened! I'm eighteen, forty, legs. You will

I think that you would be able to out maneuver if it was just legs like your weight to what there's another there's another story right here that says: story. They wanted major people read about this one where the sun, the front page that you says legs cut off. I train. He dies. Oh here here's my maybe this journalist was on the other side of the tracks covering it, story. So here this answers, questions now good, such suction of past. The express draws The man under wheels now, sorry, I'm I'm not granted exercise, but trains never thought Many of you now, my god, We also says now ever, everybody at a tray station hath been goes beyond budgetary train. They would you,

like you wonder now I just know back you- this a gruesome piece artwork. Rabies sucking people at the tracks downstairs to close to tornado, draw and under the wheels of a passing, express train by suction mark rosengarten. There's this address again twenty nine west thirty seven street bay on had both let both of his legs cut off. Yesterday morning he was taken at the bail and hospital where he died. Two hours later, most garden was standing under the thirteenth street bridge of then railroad, then drawn under the train. Under the bridge in drawn to the train cell down the bridge bus. don't understand more confusing, I don't buy it, maybe Their version of the bermuda triangle-

yeah I mean it's just like its thoughts was to get more confusing when you find out how the guy died, you wrote to articles on this story and I don't know Don't worry! We'll articles I more confused. I have borne question. I don't get it either right well! Well, though, in that order, Unless there is a third article now, maybe from the perspective of the train, trained slowed down by the tool, obtruding objects to obstructions train, also tries to times to commit suicide. Who did these guys new, I tried three times to commit suicide.

death went in with an impetuous ardour which might have one any other suit. Whenever rich reinhold, heart darn of thirty three one, three very street was three times repulsed last night and was forced to be content with the padded cell rise everytime night in a night he was taken like breeders in between meals, really bomb As regards our darn, our turn is fifty three. his old married and for the past twelve years has been an employee, the cellular, lloyd company, but are the interference of a neighbor. His first attempt at self destruction would have been signally sick,

desperate. Miss Mary neighbours saved merrier miss Mary park. You occupies a flat on the same floor across the hall, noticed odour of gas early in the evening and traced it to the door of the heart Doorn kitchen once sighed she found the would be suicide on a kitchen. Chair is feet on a table and a rubber tube can seeing him directly with an open gas jet. Oh my god, he's gardeners mouth. Have you got out kudos the neighbour for following that high? She I mean then stanch must have been really stronger. Billy I mean that is so gas? I feel like it's a suicide. You know what absolutely and when you show up you see that this, What he was trying to do. Do you stop it or do you let him live out his wishes? like this one, you stop, but if you get to it, three? You go. I mean you're really at your drivers

by the way go to the trade. It's just second people wonder she turned off the gas in disconnecting the tube harder and had hardly been revived when his wife returned home and learned of the tragedy believing husband would hardly I say a second attempt the same evening. She did now. I should clips like she went out your dad you're right, I don't more up and target. You swear you're used to man against now. That's the garden! be furious, mister, that was the last time I saw gas is worth a try. I like the neighbour, though she sounds really and hair. Their neighbor, the neighbor, probably saw her leaving again. It was like she taking off pull the gas to bind. It is more than just like that, thanks again it's over

missing from the room after a few moments. She hastily saw him and found him in a bedroom standing on a chair, this time, MR hard door and had his mouth over an open jet. So it must begin again. I would rather less MR hard Doorn, with his two nephews life, his wife hurried out for What did she do know what else to do? I would actually take the kids but yeah, So so on top of all this, which they did mentioned at the beginning, is he's babysitting which not rank yeah. There were no other times still. I met, met on a word then or anything so high, and to find a sinner before she returned hearten had again sought ever left ever lasting cease

from sin and saw and not to seem to play any favorites among the gasjets. Had used one in the trailer innocently asked attempt by the way I don't like that journalistic flare there now in writing the wealth of the suicide by mouth this time. But your search wall was hastily summoned and he in turn called the police, plainclothesmen bricks and patrolman cannon and call from the third precinct police station, put hartshorn under arrest The policeman were unable to discover any motive for the triple attempted suicide other than the fact that hardly home has drinking where he was shit. Faced, but there are also we don't know what the problem is. Likewise, where and when they say a rest than we think in today's terms of like they're like going to take him to a facility right or something like that, I would assume they're taking them to a hospital yeah I mean who take them to a jail, so we don't know what to

well yeah, but I I think like in today's terms, I'm like arrest. Why? But you do that's what we do now like right now, you'd be like come on you're, going to jail, where we will Nurse you back to health and you'll be very ill your talk rationally with his captors, but to prevent a fourth and perhaps fatal effort on hawthorne's part he was placed in a padded cell right, ok, good, good Yes, that is, someone came and got the kids, because I know I hate baby to me. not yet. Right I've made a choice and imagine just wriggling, alright, there's no gas in this room and emulate. Oh, my god, a little bow. I told you

We want a baby sit. I turgenev they put they in a padded room in there. Just like there's you saying your toilet. Obviously the stove. If you want to make some pancakes or anything like that, I mean thing about the aunt and uncle of the kids that he was babysitting. That occurs to me. The story I want to know if you can I want to know what the parent there like you. What do you do when you do this again now we had just come back from dinner anyway. I'm sure the kids are scarred. That's all. Now. His wife, when our shop and everyone was fine. wow, you man, I won't let those ruin my night ok, man with pistol to see president I'll be right. It's not agree at all with legs right now. I don't feel right away. They left the word out yahoo.

The president, I wonder, if oyster bay, a crank with an empty bulldog revolver in his hip pocket, who persisted in seeing president roosevelt after secret service officer, Adam Adams had warned him to go back, was seized on the sycamore hill grounds near the tennis court this afternoon, not long after the president had passed the spot alone, returning from mars back right, wow, so the presently just I'm back alone from ours back right right, which his eyes got an empty guy. Who wants to see it? Was there but observe to go? What's the big deal, why presidents, never president is always this leisure activity like horseback, live plants, playing tennis you know, that's a big right into his boss. I am on the side of the guy, with the empty guy go around on that.

passing the tennis court after a horseback ride, right surgeon. No, no money, less Man appeared to be harmless, but he was arraigned before justice of the peace franklin on a charge of carrying concealed weapons and was to the county, jail menial, where his sanity will probably in probably be inquired into the man on a card which read john kaufman officer, he said he had been an inmate of an insane asylum at walpole massachusetts for several years and that he lived in a small town between Boston and philadelphia. He insisted at four that is name was saint, Patrick, ok, so he's yeah. He got away. you gonna believe a movie proviso that information your business garner after that get major saint Patrick.

How was this year. The president that girl, I was everybody was that on his car to the facility that he has been time I have a wallboard out my name's, ST patrick, I'm here to shoot teddy roosevelt. This is the last time I was in I'd love to go back. There then Boswell. Where do I live let's just say, it's place between boston in philadelphia, yeah borrow bullet, new one job, early. First in the policemen contest nice the morning stars cunt for the most popular policemen in newark. Why can you imagine what Police popularity is consciously whose work I told this story before, but I wasn't

apparently viewed once they get there? You hurry goes whether is an occupation, you would be proud. Your son had this. Woman goes police officer and it was like being, and it was two people and she was like what yeah Ok, so I most popular most probably these men and newark the captain's barred. So no captains can be involved in this, again yesterday and the first ballot received were for John early, which seems to indicate that there is something in a name. After all, that's the ownership Yeah, I got it right here, relax the way. We presented with a handsome gold watch, great a great care should be exercised In sending, in balance the best ways to slip and elastic band around them,

being sure to write the name. Clearly, on the top ballot here. I want to hear officer trumps theory on why he lost his life. Male unloading voting I got there are doing rather than they lose fifty votes that promotes all. it should be counted and the total placed on the top one or else on a sheet of paper which you being tooth sketches turkey. What the fuck, the early win or now the early warning. We noticed just early voting, we don't we don't know yet still going on so I mean that it really is getting avenant castello so that you are talking about people voting early for early right, that's correct its a bit. yeah, yes, and I'm learning brothers, routine and then there's just then he says letters from people who sent

This is about your letters dear sir. Please credit these for police ballots, to John l, miller of the third precinct. Who is our worthy president of the newer? Please benefit, association, sort of really they're really passionate about their voting for their police officer who's, going to get the watch and or what's ridiculous, is you don't think? I don't think that you'd ever be a thing. William Thompson's funeral, the funeral william thomson who died at his home in all bergen road, new jersey city yesterday will take place today. Mr Thompson was one of the best known men

in the lower section of the city having that their nearly all his life was fifty five years old for fifteen years. He was a constable having been three times elected from the fourth word ward. He served as assistance sergeant arms and the assembly in eighteen. Eighty nine, because it is clear, clerical appearance. He was known as fast. Bill and was often mistaken, flock clergyman, so movement, he wasn't famous. They would just picking gas drugs. likewise is not. It was not in the obituaries. Why do they make him regular reviews? it is true. I keep waiting for xmas, but a guy died. Just the rather that's it and all our trouble more trouble, or for sulk. who jerseys city constable said to be

before we go inside today. Still have the obituaries now yeah. They had to have right. Yeah, I may add, and then yeah I mean like now, because you know, like newspapers really and you know it is We don't have them now. You mean, I don't know. Do we I don't know, probably get the others a bitters there are, is this website or something you go. I think you just look in the paper I think, there's a paper section online library, the ones online, the online like the l a times you go in there, and this can be bit summer. I that gets me look it up right now than when the papers are fair question. You don't like the wiser It is that it's here's a who died they do in memorials. Oh you, gotta pay! further budgetary. Add some!

is it america just factor areas two hundred five bucks in the times just make sure you get, it sure is First, we get it if some of your family died in get an ideal cephalopods. that better be annual. Yeah really we're all requests to like for the early times than earlier. Like can I find out everyone who died as you do yeah that'll be the two hundred and five dollars. That's not a problem. I really need to know oh. It's even worse. I just bought on the l times Simon, says average, Virtue usually ranges from a thousand to fifteen hundred see what effects pricing for deeds efforts so that's, but then to get your name it, that's the good. So his name right, that's together, no bitch. A signal of injury is for.

Twenty nine, I know, go one, two three com options and we get a video chatting. and then enhanced obituaries thirteen. Seventy five, ok! So this is if we want to put some went in there Oh, oh wow would have serious. I mean I I Think what social media people- probably I let's given the right video two hundred and five to get information for the obituaries for that year. Problem to subscribe to the obits now. I think that what I read was old and the price got up. It's so like my cousin was cold. I really want to give him in his magazine and you haven t the fee to get it no. I didn't know that voting on another tree. I see. and you get a discount for multiple family members

Well, you actually like either of them died at the same time, because that's really gonna save ii. On the back- and I offer my family was killed. Well, I know that must be really tough for you to go through, but as far as financial obituaries, this couldn't be better for you. It's my deathless yeah yeah, I'm going to give a little bit almost hundred percent savings. Yeah! That's Sorry about not knowing who to turn to any more, but we're gonna give you up remo over so weird. Ok, where were you ever see? Saturday. Constable armed with a warrant for their arrest has been searching. Jersey, city for charles sulk senior and charles sulk junior. The sulks, father and son are accused by george Britain, a lawyer with having assaulted in

so junior society, sulk senior, who recently figured in a sensational, escaped from the moors planes. Asylum live. Several years in newark with a woman, not his wife, it was because of his conduct that his wife instituted the proceedings that result in it his commitment the asylum? Suddenly, I'm a big proponent of like the asylum times, but so far, I'm really feeling like they're, not rehabilitating these people to their getting out and just kind of rico Yet it is working for the czech over their place. You sure you swear, you know you're not stay badgered right you know my but it is very nice and this guides the skies. mental health condition he was just stay. Just add a mistress that he's living in so he beat up the guy. The sun beat up the guy, the assault,

the lawyer lawyer, let's get back to you, so he says, that he was saying and after his escape alone, the commission declared he was perfectly capable of attending his affairs. Despite his wife's statements to the contrary, so he escaped, and then they were like yeah, not crazy. Let him stay out interesting, sulk, since then has conducted a plumbing business so that he became a plumber, but stories fucking, weird say escaped so he's having an affair is littered with his wife says: he's nuts, in asylum he escapes and then the people running the asylum. I yeah he's he's all good and then he becomes like it's an air clock blood britain, the complaint it in salt and battery case was council for sulk in the libraries stages of his trouble? He has a suit pending for it

I am of three seventy five is in. It is this that brought the trouble with his former client. Oh so he The guy got put away and if, like I'm, not gonna, fuckin pay, you I got put away for being nuts and then and now the lawyers sewing I'm so they went beat up the lawyer. God it's normal story, it. It's like a soap opera plot I'm really address that you do not have a conversation like day, one like a by going to the asylum. I don't know you have everything they have accomplished Where'd you get. You definitely know, I'm probably going to look for someone else. Honestly, I don't love this or that In the conversation. Haven't what did the dad do? Did the dead hold him down so junior to be demanded? you live with it

I was the one who put away now. Dad was one is put away: and what did the decide? Okay, the kid was just mad was gone. I guess I don't know woman. You help me that out at all Is there go hang out with the mistress, you know I like that better and that's a good question. Yeah chop the tree did. I bet I bet he went back to that. Lady, like I liked the story. That's the end of it. We don't know there might be a second article about right after they have to right up a threat didn't Leave him car fare while waiting in the erie railroad station yesterday for a train to paterson and that guy's in danger cause he gets sucked right into that train yeah very easily. Those things is not yet right. John gaspe of forty three spruce street

west Hoboken good to have his address. Thank god. I have his home address. Don't come in handy, go visit, I'm gonna make him an obituary. He fell The two strangers who induced him to accompany them to a nearby saloon for a drink. Well, I think, there's more to this story yeah any time, there's a characters. Industry It's news story in there just called the strangers it, but I going end well and did you say a saloon? That's the way I walk in a to do a swing. and I got to see an old weighing on its own, but they right yeah guys about yeah, I got a mustache interconnection sideburns. The strangers by car, For questioning learn the he had forty dollars in his possession wallet when they got clever requested

forty dollars boom When they got to the street after having several drinks, the two men pushed gatsby up against a fence, and why One held them, the other took the money from his pocket guest. The report of the robbery to the police and then walked to his home in west Hoboken. He didn't even have car fare I didn't go drink with the. He just met these two guys and they were just like you want to go, get drunk and is like. Oh yeah, I got a lot of money. forty hours than the others. As a piece missing and that's the peace like well. Why did you go right guys, the other The really big money? Bulging your pocket back in june was tat. By and here's the prize. beard measuring eleven feet great star

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journalists was paid by being proposition sneak away? So I got a big news story. I want to do by walk in and legs and just how they work. Leg leg leg over about between above beyond. Are you there? I didn't know that I've been watching proud, passing and know how every man and woman to four matter, unless one hand is busy with their skirt swings the arms with the strike the right, I'm givin position from the left leg. Why didn't you just be like you know, women they got that one hand on their skirt and under their eyes, are preoccupied with the skirt trial

without this mechanical swing, reversed the order and see I'm really exciting about what our rapporteur, like ie, will progress. The sachet essentially work with both your arms fixed quotas. I use article night. It's I don't know what it is, Do you like? I was letters snuck into the paper and you might drill through after you get used to it, but not in an ordinary walk you will feel as if you had briggs down hard disease, easiest survival of our habits when we walked on all four ages ago now my paces as it trotting oars its. man. I gotta say this paper went off the phone all of a it's just like now. It's just a walk complaints. Every day people like it right.

This is when the owner comes in and goes a look. I gotta peace, our right, because it's great. I just got one thing: I want to stick in here: yeah people don't lock properly, and this is just the headline. This is about people. It's people max, okay, people, facts, people, facts, okay, I took my pite. The son of a filipino cannibal chief is to enter harvard this fall with the brockton time and the brockton times expresses a hope that he won't try to or to himself that he will try to board himself, so he's not going to try to live there. So they're, like cannibalism, is genetic. Like this. In writing. It, the other kids. that. Would that or he doesn't want to live on campus. Maybe

well yeah something of room and board, so it'll be something about that. Wouldn't it wouldn't it be so yeah. I think I think you're right I think they don't want to live off campus and think that's They want to more the. I think this is the town they like. No, the cannibal chief kid should stand gap. As we know, one I'm living and down right right, so they want and living on campus They are very convinced that he'll be eating people, it's it's inherited the only one reading at the here does right. You know you know now I don't know. I would look if there was ever cannibals. Kid live next door to you. You know you'd kind of be. Like I mean I don't love it, it's not great!

if you know I mean he'd be like I definitely want to like. I will give him the benefit of the doubt, but you're already onto eating other people probation in my book. Sorry, no now, you're in the class, with the cannibal kid You know algebra right behind you and you just kind of touching your neck, like, oh god, I feel like you're. Sorry, I thought you were by nevermind. Nothing. watch me remsen cafeteria, don't could you Yes, if you don't see his room for like a day, you know you're totally, oh my god for sure He did it again. It is. I tell me why you got his father. Did look at each juicy legs on his strange racks. Sergeant,

bush to been circular disadvantages of casual concern. A monkey in the zoo at desoto park, rome, georgia, is entitled to the degree of m d according to his keeper. So I agree Yeah yeah, I know there are you sure, Let me guess: medicine YAP monkish their medical care, whether this once more just happen. These allow one of em. Cookies in the cave, swallowed a marble right. say let's, let's talk about who's in charge of the game because it feels like they're not doing a great job when they're leaving I was this. places to play the play marbles. Yeah dangerously ivy monkeys can be quite violent, but ok.

It had the presence of mind enough to suspend itself from the tail and hang head down in an effort to let the marble drop from its throat and fast. It called for help in the simeon language and one of its brothers responded the you rammed his slender arm down the effective ones, throat and extracted the marble The relieved suffers, sees the marble from the doktor and threw it from the cage with all its strength. So then the monkey eight the marble and then there like Simeon. He shouted for his brethren anyhow himself upside down, trying to get the marble the sort of mousetrap out in another. it can be jammed the fist through the monkey, throw yanked the marble out why the monkeys saw the marvel and he threw it as he was like god, It does you're, saying you know you're, saying you're, saying doctor, but it's not a doktor manette among keep

It's a monkey when there will be another. Might you did the monkeys. What is the name, dr yeah, their call it they're calling the doktor there. the monkey that pulled the marble out a doctor is dry. but a major you another monkey, maybe there he should be a doctor. it'd go inside another monkeys, throat and savers. Like you, all right now, It is right to be it has more to be a doctor. The doktor phil. is this will resign. The monkey should be allowed to do surgery, negative vote I like to do is unwise. That is really smart. I mean that is really smart. relevant together. You got the marble out of the monkey and then through it through cast an eye. to read out the case. Some kid picked it up and ate it.

Oh yeah monkey is likely to be Well, I would love to see that to you so that at the zoo you bill, gregg say yeah worth it, This is again without headlines. These Roy suspicious doctors, fired, has recently brought before the paris academy of medicine. The tendency to malign the oyster, interesting. The oyster in the dodgers. Opinion is a perfect food, excellent for both children and invalids in general. but it so he he. I think he said they don't have teeth. Yet an old people can't you as well Village exchange you as well, so you just let them suck that shit down wow, oh, which is what oysters used to be called suck that shit downs. Well, I.

To me makes sense that there's no other way like any any, I had an oyster billet. Why? What is the attraction here as if they were a food for the those toothless people that I would understand, Also the area of feeding a baby and oyster, as is good comedy yeah! for example, in a monkey. He protests against the superstition of only eating oysters in months in which the letter are appears who, instead of thing wow yeah. That's a lot of knowing on early january february march. No, April may june July, unrealized, there's no august in august, and then your bank back to know, as you said in within our soul, only hint with old timber through December.

It says in which the letter are appears. It's only either way a man is said to be like dancing abolished, wherever they are. People listening are to be so mad like how do they know you don't eat the oysters in the summer that will have to make their people will be like hey. You idiot, like. Who is it god I'm to us, so this graph you're like what. Does. Your board had is prototype in white stable in the middle of the last century. In one doktor williams, a local practitioner whose principal prescription was oysters and stout.

I'm so there's a doctor is it this is a beer issued actor? This is a really should he sends, but it's basically saying that there's a local doktor whose main prescription for people was the boisterous and really thickly every time. Just like know you, you recommended that last time, Well, I really think brow should probably dress beer and some yeah. No, it's idly in cancer, so I realize I think we can oyster there. Our way out of this would probably he had drink it. you only only oyster and beer shop it down. No, because I love you provide medicine to the people, Here's what I'm gonna do to day, and there was no doubt was stout. pretty good at no time see that's up. It's a ball.

It's an oil or just shut up. It either shut. Listen! I'm trying to save your life. It's called larger williams. Oyster house go well. What do you want? It's gonna save you dry, We are a lot of money, a glance ass. He later everybody the doktor. Looked upon as a success and was very popular because he was, of course he was, he never really been in surgery or medicine. You just need to go to the bar for the afternoon they're. Like he's unbelievable, he's a really good doctor and doctor. Why are you drinking to prevent did to his portrait? It is oil presiding at the punch, bowl adorns, the dining room of the doctor, and you make sure exit in all punch bowl really made.

Yeah, but if you're a doctor, your pictures in margaritaville, your health conscious doctor, is pretty cool. Awesome. Everything, cooperative, cooperative meals is the cry of women, connected with the practical housekeeping association of new york and they're, trying to teach the poor that it is very foolish to have six cookstoves burning up coal or gas or old boxes. When one would do that, and say the expensive fuel, how much will it cook in the restaurant grade, meals. Six So we really later scaled back on the burner economy. Will they that's free? there are big family, you know back, then there was no exception. Heavy, that's very fair, but a lot of them pass away. Don't forget that do men, but all like in view,

I've never had all four burners going at the same time notice it. That's an olive airs, Oh yeah. Likewise it is full for six women to work over the stove when they might do it in one day in the week, instead of every day ok, so they are saying basically like a column. Perceptually right through it sounds like a cooperative and yes, there lay there saying why not cook your meals a day, you have more meals, cramped, verses, each Have you stand over a burner. I didn't just saying you don't go. Go at once right. Residents Ayman, haven't these women have been fuckin thought of that. Like here, But you're rich ladys are, like you know it. You guys Google, I once like. No fact we also

The one one stove like what are you talking about take turns miss kittredge, the superintendent of the association says that it might just as well be considered necessary for each member of a family to cook has ended. The dual meal as to demand that every household do its own cooking. there is much to be said on both sides of this matter, and it remains to be seen how the classes will accept the idea here we go always fucking is wow. This is just I gotta read this last week I gotta progression. Yeah yeah women's feed, bigger chicago, says no war broke. I give you always do this. A dreadful fires, a city goes were passing on. the general alarm has shocked. Women in every part of europe and America was

build recently in chicago experts of the city hurled defiance at the under of the horrible rumour chicago women in a chorus declared him to be an odious person, and to me, four words: the more man the poor man is professor geisler of munich, who, according to a cable dispatch d, is that the feet of women in europe and america? America are swiftly growing, larger and debts, Some day there will be little difference between the petal terminals of the two sexes is german doctor There is concern that women's feeder getting to beg and at some point, women and men will have the same size. The yeah he right He thinks you're gonna have the same size. Food is men, which is horrifying,

you may is. Is that what it is? I wonder what the problem was with women. bigger that would probably threatened in some way. Maybe I would guess to the men of the era, and probably even the men of this area would be considered some sort of threat oh emasculating, to be like big feet on the man yeah professor galleries, minster. in these sculptured women of mythology. Any blames at all to love for us when these wonders all off of sculpture. But if you look at this rig play word tiny Women also have wings one lightning bolts and he's like look at these completely scientific, accurate pictures, clay statues of these

You can see. Women have even showed their ways there used. Dots men are shooting hardline arrows any longer. he was a light at all. A blames at all to a love for ethics and walking and mentions the english women in particular? So There was little much for my liking. Thank you it used to not walk. I guess this is when the women were still. The only they should be doing is from stove talk to couch. Women in my elevator say that yesterday they said Feet are throbbing all that working.

Their feet were growing, so this guy larger than men that this guy tried to save them from it. Yeah this hero shoe dealer, It's cairo, Do we I should say why you. Gonna get some tens when you have a big one, quick. I like that put the money in my pocket. The money must wait. issues in the garbage over there. You go again with a different dealers usually shoes. You didn't get him from me, dealers, cairo palms, never thou and athletic. Instead, There's artists all such as are qualified to handle the charges of professor guile uttered, nay, nay, when told of the tidings

Now, don't you like? She was so much speaking like a horse. None of them admitted that the trend of the times was toward large feet, nor that the athletics and walking ever enlarge. This feature of the anatomy. I mean he really does things of the feet of in AZ play because he's like the more they walk, the fatter and bigger these feet, get they keep getting wider right, yeah the feet, the feet of athletic women are just as small as there were. Thirty years ago, when I began as a gymnasium instructors, said, otto schmidt physical instructor of these I shall turn so they literally went to talk to a guy. Guided gem like so what do you think of that? Ladies feats, I'm doing this the story. I they get bigger know yet. we have a huge it's terrifying.

That the most intelligent women have the smallest feet was one theory offered we mason yeah, that is money, the woman is the smaller her feeder. I think I was listen to people like, I think, that's pretty smart! Honestly, come out without me?. There was no doubt about look entitled to veto the women of other times, labored harder in the fields and in the house, and it was natural that they should need. Roomy shoes said max pink as a chiropodist. The women of the present use their brains a great deal more thousands of them dependent, tire, upon their mental, a bill. Why, when we use in our brains, my browsing around them

a staggering amount of women are thinking, linear thousands, There seems to be some connection with one's intelligence and the size of one's feet for the brain in the brain. the most symmetrical bodies in many cases I'm not saying were smart. Now, man, when we done, I mean this- is this literally just goes on forever, as greater information. It's really are Well, what a great journey my thank you for joining us Thank you, like mother, ass, big ass teeth for your towards ace in full, AL and you'll, be in vegas little atlantic city. They call it yeah. Summer: alzheimer's, or was the luxembourg.

Yeah, I'm at the letter all summer than ahead everywhere in florida, philadelphia and all over the world. When are you going international? You know what actually I'm not, because I'm a I'm gonna do a military tour in the states. So I'm going to buy you and I'm going to buy an obituary, but I'm just going to put your data nice.

It was like he was the one that a lot of people said cause you have to be a member of the well thanks again MIKE much appreciated the.

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