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for him. You do stand of comedy I'm reading there on the bio. This is true now you are hilarious. I was just telling you before the show how fucking great your specialised. It's called patrick. It's on youtube. It is at so rare when you watch especially like I could keep watching like you know not leave things. I love from another country in the annals of time when it is a very forty five. I like it. Let's go, let's wrap this up. Stick the lead, I feel like I years could be like much longer, but but it's over because you can check it out and then you're on the road, so good for him. Anwar dot com for toward aids and stuff, like that I appreciate all that, especially from another stand up, because we can get jaded and it's hard to like watch specials, even though we love it. So the fact that you're able to sit through that special in it just keep in mind I'm a hack, is I'm not a very good now come on. I love you man at keeping an eye, but the haglund day. If I gave you- and I are you- I would say that I am really good. Bye

As a lot of room for improvement, What a guy, what a fuck who the fuck? You like the tough but fair dad I'll give it to you straight away, but we have a son of the soccer coach always got at the hardest because- and I don't wanna play favorinus dave- has real son of soccer coach energy like real sort of such generally I'd, so we got a random paper, you and I don't know it. I always like to guess what year I think it'll be from. I think, your private we are used to how far back will you go dave? Sixteen hundred you ve said yeah these papers heavily down wonderland Don't? We have. You know why, because a lot of them are like they're like chicken and they're there like they're, like three pages, and just pact in its like a gesine years ago, its aim? This one is from eighteen, fifty, nine but human, and if you want to take as nab view

eighteen sixty undue and priority right rural lacking fucking me up. No, it's good. What do you use very smart? I wanna do year, one I'm an actually say you're, one nineteen. Fifteen january twenty sixth postal christmas share. little rock arkansas. It is the daily arkansas cosette. The first headline is: is wounded by robbers. Portsmouth battle wordsmith blacksmith battles with two high women. This feels like eighteen. Thirty, there is no black night did fifty I didn't know they were using the term highwaymen and highway men. I women highway patrol guys or is it like hitchhikers

I remember like guys in england who would rob you they be on horseback and they Robbie. While you were in your staged, loss of land, yelling. landslides. That's right! I'm the captain's! Now no battle with highwaymen jesse Davis, a giant blacksmith. That's on brand, so he's huge. I don't feel like there are a lot of tiny ones who are like deleted other corn, but what if he was great, then he headed for the fight. The image like no one wanted the stuff from him like I can do the job. I've got this. now. I know that now need a blacksmith. It can really pounded. It looks like you just be like slapping slapping, you ve got a really bang out the metal more tune it fort. Sir,. Here He was shot last night and his assailant escaped after police bloodhounds had turned for three miles, If this was held up while passing a building into which

You highwaymen had dragged another victim to robin the man escaped when Davis became, engage in a fight with the robbers who apparently suspected he had arrived to interfere the robber, shouted Davis, seven times. so he was just crews and by and they thought he was there to save because he's giant if a giant comes I call this guy's on the side of justice ray and and and then the other guy got away. So he did kind of save him. He didn't have to say I'm not trying to help I'm just passing by you'd better go with you guys is. I don't give a shit and passing through. I like you, I don't give a shit guy that. Wasn't it whether our good, that's a pretty good start. in the headline us sometimes on these. It will be like the weirdest opening. Like it what that will mean like the first thing will never been away like

baby, sick, never Jesus, let's front page, ok, if so, what yeah. I wonder whether officer is a hero, a different one, the is wonder whether like, like a dc comic character, wonder whether not the weather, whether whether women, the other, whether one weapon gotcha right gaeta by dint of waggish. And though it says, a wabash, this county, like it's like by the way our accounts about sharing In case you are reading, it is in our county or elsewhere, and I had different virginia lavish dead to wash this county and tita. Martin of morgan city are in jail here, charged with having attempted to hold up special officer, william, loving, sounds like a little bit like a porno, yet the loving off

The loving says he was accosted by debt, who pointed a pistol at his head and ordered him to throw up his hands I know I will throw up there that link dates. It so well, I never loved, say: throw em up. Throbbing adds part your legs loving says he knocked up the pit so with one hand and with the other, hit dent over the head with his own pistol, knocking the man unconscious. This definitely as they like raw lifestyle. I wouldn't go in it. If you could raw programme, someone got to him punched. The era remember how that used to be year. Delay design was due. Do singles the banks serve. He's batman ears, but the idea that that should come.

back. I want to bring it back. I want to go in a like barneys beanery, or something and get people ledger at an event is bar it I'd I understand why it would stop that should at least be incorporated into some fighting at this, yet they should have done the mythbusters where they actually tested the efficacy of the two hundred punch for punch, meter, yeah or like the sports science guy, who I don't know where he went, but he was around for like five years I was like these are amazing, bring him back for the double fence we would have to dress of the period as well. We hat and shit to get the real mechanics of sports science dirt her face: yellow musty yeah loving said martin than emerged, so he hit so he hits the hits. The go over the head right. Then loving said: Martin emerged from the darkness and ordered him to throw up his hands louth roma. At the same time as attempting to draw a pistol,

Having says he hit martin over the head with his pistol in a similar manner. Manner. Also knocking him unconscious so Is this the need to ask us at the green honestly birds are flying around every this guy through a tunnel in time. Came Eight o clock with their guns knows that that's the same guy? Who did that move or those that is the carpets, though you're gonna move, he's gotta had locked out of butter ox upper pistol with one him here I got over the logs designs. Did the wealth get so big? Raise the hat offer this had a hundred percent, and then he did shoe to guide. He drank water and it came out through the hall. Is this a while handcuff both that certain to jail debt. arden, however, say they were walking down the street when the officer attack them with his pistol without the least provocation these

they believe loving is trying to make a reputation for himself as a result of the many recent robberies and hold ups here, and then he selected them as fall guys the prisoners were badly beaten about bad. believe that anyone, I believe We know what the truth is. The got just said. just has twice as they did. I wanna get a gun in like just pistol. Weapon, never shoot it? I want to use it to be people with the gun and I never by any bullets. If here the best way double first heading, and you have an unloaded gun that your budding people with you will make a name for yourself. Yeah they are like almost from the wire like this age ass. He hits you with his years. So many guns, no bullets into their legends. You the parties beanery yeah, he loves, the deep menu over? That actually a lot is that the menus, like a paper, this guy, Was reading the menu like it's news,

for a time this morning. Loving was a hero and there was considerable talk of raising a purse for him. But since the stories told by the two prisoners have become known, there's a general disposition, to await the results of the examination of the two prisoners. So it's kind of like see small at the cop. The are pretty much ok. Are you saying now I I making I'm making a joke up what the the people think. I obviously, though, still believe that those, I believe everything justice, justice redress. It is justice readjusted Ok, we don't you know, But pygmies pig, poultry clumsily, I am glad you are never poultry. Paul. You give a quick taste poultry Secondly, is it still boys and girls play It's a loan them money at interest for a year and give them a start. The arkansas pig and poultry

club state organization to finance farm, boys and girls in helping arkansas to feed herself was perfected? At a meeting of the executive committee in mare charles tailors office? Yesterday, the club was organised, in philosophy, county, a pig or a calf for every farm boy and a pen of chicken. For every farm girl is the hope of the club. Certainly, behind the distinction? Here would be enrolled can handle pigs. They there tat good point, yea ring of a good plan. Think about those dumb question. I'm sorry have you ever at a girl that can handle up a peg. There There are always people who still sceptical about voting. I'm gonna happen affair, bats are you? Could that would be? The test if we can handle the swine basic above all right

Well, that's exciting, I'm assuming it didn't work out and then all the pigs and chickens died. This is like a precursor to boys and girls club yeah. It's called jack, but with pigs. Save by mothers, love w. burgess. Twenty five was released on his own, were cognizance by jug, judge, grace and will never be, but brought to trial on a larceny tragically behaves himself. Burgess and took it pains, were arrested several weeks ago and charged with the theft of a few articles from a buggy. His other, their highwaymen highway boys he's a hiram yeah, these irishman, his pants. ordered from their home and elden iowa to a system. The father was stricken with paralysis, traveling through Missouri, and had to return home she's, so that batches happens as just part of all of teens paralyzed

and what is the life expectancy than because you here, twenty five, that kid is nobody better, but over their device by that old man? Doing all that stuff of man is too old for this bullshit he's twenty five? Let nobody pays got another ten years. The it's like seven or eight years. How long must this man just became paralyzed He was struck by promises that you know you're a year in year, again you're with your wife and also the guy care above my flower, the body quit just org trail elements, air oregon trail, Presented also, the mother returned a dead mother, the mother kept going on the ship, the dad went home. I don't know how europe agitating eyes. I like it, I like to call their she's like, while I'm dead see you later, what are you gonna do about it? As always, you bet you son of a bitch. Should we give it your jacket?

Then it mother says she gets there. She presented better, let many letters attesting to the previous good character of her son. Her plea to judge grace brought the release of the boy who was urged by the jurists Your appreciation of the love that prompted his mother's sacrifices. Mother and son started the trip home. So mom got let off because they were like your mom, loves you. So I'm gonna go: let's go home, we're getting it real. If my mom would have told me this story by now, like that's something my mom would have filed away, just like our mothers love, I read so the you guys you're the companions

their mothers are like bath. Nah, that's a little! That's a bit of an ascot is the good luck in jail whole letter busy. I was like twelve if I join the jury's requested a hug in order to prove the affection and that he's a gardener like that yeah and they're, like is your father is like he would bring, but he can't move his arms. You can't hug your father can't hug. What did you do with it, but I just put him in a different wagon and sent him home. Ok, let's get I wish that could have I gotta do you. I once wrote certainly wish that that if your mother was nowhere to be found nowhere to be found now. No. I mean she wrote this like heartfelt letter and the guy read anything like what the fuck. I have this initial sentences you yeah I get, does yachting. yeah. Well, that's what it would be now kind of yeah yeah well that er, Well you're, going to really suffer a jail for sure. You seem a little do nurtured dark place for you.

your mom really loves. You should call you when you're there that this will be out of you in a few weeks, a burglars at ozark burglars rifled through the office of doktor JD war and last night, and finding a no cash stole. The doctors, fine, fountain, pen, what it does, nineteen fifty am. I found style out at this late hour. I feel good, You do like you. in the morning and the feathers not there and you're like. Oh, my god, what happened? I'm not gonna, be able to It took. I well my day of journalists, ended I'll. Listen, there's lots Gee, double use in our asses in all these J s ear, but there were no in the full name in this paper. Well, a lot of times for him they will be like give. The address, fell like

well, they'll like be like this is what he looked like. This is where he lived and you're like why he was that guy got this news dogs hang out the gate. Yad switched to everyone got dogs, meat, market, cleaned out, nice haber springs, burglars entered the meat market of laurent brothers Monday night, install every scrap of meat in the plates, but see that such like a dumb thing because as why. Well there I mean probably a lot of meat, and my guess is that they're gonna, like it's just gonna, go back, add so they're gonna have three days of just like you know pounding need, and then they decided for the high with a toothpick, charlie

suckling, dirty actors, guys in alleys, they got to meet you, but you're rarely satisfied to satisfy your fellow they're, never hungry or satiated yeah. I dunno I dunno about the galloways picking scraps from the twigs brisket yeah, so I I do feel like that's one of those I mean unless they're like jerking everything which carbon there or they have a baby, big family and there's gonna. Be a barbecue or something like that, maybe, but then that is like a good fellows thing where it's like looked out by any new shit levy. A letter like our right, no barbecues after we might ask joy, appears to have been overresist right,

no briskets. We don't need that kind of heat. We'd all need that heat people are going to talk about you're, not going out and buying sauce no parking. Then yeah, there's like bbq sauce on the guy's corner of his mouth like a bucket. This show it off you're parading it around. So his wife walks in and she just got a barbeque, the bibs. What are you doing? but what we ve got a few babes. What are you worried about? Which is what gets babes the obvious, we can give me a bibbs. insane black fears. Lynching knock, I might almost say he's not insane right off the bat first off raced suffering.

From the delusion that a mob of white men and see the lynch him Jane wesley. What s land kid! I made my guide, you that's called living in america, nineteen, fifteen, hello! I'm! Why do you call cage here's? My adage warrior it? We were just talking a week which agone out wesley, remained in the woods three miles from conway through Tuesday night snow storm until late yesterday, he was captured by day pity sheriffs J summers and Roy henrichson and placed in the county last night. Today Judged insane and will be taken to the state hospital for nervous diseases and little rock well, this one's ripe for comedy Yeah jargon, isogai laughs sky. Clearly was right: yeah yeah.

somebody sets up dog, he didn't just run off and where we have a good day s journey. We are a good aol work at this guy he's gonna, get lynched, yeah arkansas and what they call him insane and the headline insane. Black fears: lynching, Jesus Christ, classic headline it's always around little rock to be so progressive basis, shack and it is very progressive. Difficult nervous tendencies nervous tendencies living in these the areas they re says: america. He has his being away. An observant yeah. We are brought to you by harry's. Hey look fathers days, common up and that's a day for fathers, because it know that and what it was what can we get debt? What what the old man need will how bout a sweet soft face. I'm talkin about razors

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things can get things, that's what they got at the mall, this man, It's a tried and true news method: yeah yeah, the downshift of course larceny is, is most perhaps about, but if a man must steel, he might as well steel sensibly, and it does not seem that a thief who possesses a good supply chewing gum and a reason, then a reason good. Dog is prepared for almost any emergency. What fuck? That's like Macgyver philosophy he's! Yeah! I mean he sang the guy is thief and only has a dog and gum, but he's also isn't. He also said: I think that that is like you're, pretty much ready for anything. Then now he saying you're not ready. Ok, I thought it was the opposite. Ok, it makes more sense. Oh, no! He is his yes, yes and you got gum and dies, and what can you do this

as the limit, if you gotta clean gum, yeah I've corrected. Thank you asshole. The ok that was a bit much spicy. data beholden, a merchant w missed, missed a train hawk c and walk to pocahontas. Then he missed a train back to hawks e m, returned on foot, completing a day's hike of thirty miles so Like a thirty miles- and you may remember- An inspirational story or somethin. it was what the angle is dangle is just so I'm an agenda to their. I talk about air slowness day, yeah and I think the reason why I was so exciting was because he missed the two trains, though, like that's that's the angle right that then he walked thirty miles. go. We get a lot of stories about missing, trying to trains,

well well. Well, we ve got a nickel hey. justice. Mcconnell was called to try a case in which one woman put a black q s under The others I. To which he was made to pay a fine of five dollars and costs was Q s, one in fact, just happened by years plus the now what's how would I what secure you ass? She went away slut now you're kidding right like I could totally basil Q s stands for something obviously. Yeah, how did she put it under the other ladys I want is not a question yet. This is what I like about now. Everything's maker everything's, like you need to

q Asperger under I bags, so she just wrote q s on a woman's eyes and then took Ali. That's it under you and I I wanted to find dollar she paid for that, and I am obviously if I would pay somewhat five dollars to rescue us under their eyes. Now, well Genji is paying people a hundred dollars to do that with just tattoos nodded yeah, that's true! Oh yeah, yeah, yeah! That's pick your face! Tat, your joke, witches fucking funny to address the sea like faced had to styles change like Now. Kids just have letters and staff yeah, that's really wild. It does seem. in the ets, when you know your old, when you're like back you'll, regret that some day Well, you should have a mite thyssen like style. That's a face tat to what has just you have also been soup on their own. I also remember when he got that we were all at once.

I do now. Everyone's like that was pretty good move. Yeah at the time were like him, hell yeah. I can't see him without it. Now I'm like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah if everybody's like what are the other tattoo made less sense, yeah yeah right yeah, it's just like logical. It's like let me get that little tattoo on his face. Yeah I like a society expected more out of MIKE tyson employing. Why would he do that law? Take a bite? future! Michael in fashion, spelling bee, in which only grown people out of weight way. I can't read this were oh: ok at all, fascist spit, Start again, an old fashioned spelling bee in which only grown people out of practice may participate will be held in series. It's like the saddest spelling bee ever or this,

but although you have grown up and rusty kid, you at a moment when airlines is now available five years is actually polish spared any word. This seems like a nathan, feel their show. How do you prove that you're rusty spell bag, shit, I don't know I was here in The idea was this I'll, honest to god. I would love we should just. I bet you could sell a show, a grown up, spelling bee. grownups valley, a hundred percent just markham, let's go the arteries ripe for that and the kids who are good at spelling, there's from the sidelines like this isn't for you, this is for us era. Your dear good and little EL guy, would get the ship it out of him out like outside he rang the bell with some real attitude. Mother fucker, you didn't! Let me

that is the word before you dig you piece of shit. You a spelling bee in which a dumb adults, Let us bear words and they use having a five year. All Are you smarter than a fifth grader, but the spelling bee version yeah, I'm into it. We have really shaming and embarrassing, and now I mean I think, we're ready. the spindle news, is exhibiting the picture of an enormous catfish caught from the grand river in Oklahoma by seal pratt former restaurant of spring day, The new says the fish was more than fourteen feet in length and wait over a thousand pounds. What does it take us? This is a photo or a picture, a picture of the catfish. That probably mean someone just drew it they were like. That's the one yeah. I doubt it look at the picture, the guardroom volume

evidence already there is, can catfish could there be? how's that big! I mean I don't fuck. I dont know. Let's find out the biggest catfish I mean. There's certainly. men. How says it was stranded on a rifle. And when this is true, if it's a rifle the average temperature and was dry The shore with a team share a rifle when I try to pull it out but said: Google, the server encountered a temporary air. that's what I got there. We know what made out a lot of kids, okey or shall a part of a stream a river with rough water

six hundred and forty six pounds entirely list live like years now, how bigger than they say this one was a thousand board team for fourteen feet and a thousand pounds. I mean he's just a big big of vanity shares of the negative measures of a seven underpowered catfish are upset real. It's up, I may genuinely slippers, like the special you got me sick, run, it gets better data to object to be under there. This is me here. May I gotta rights of cues under my eyes? This can fish essentially beached itself Now that I'm out, please take me yeah now that it says, there's article seven of the largest catfish ever caught so yeah they get pretty fucked a big the only way they have is that the guy said it and a guy drew it correct.

No it's a picture it, I believe it's an actual, an actual nineteen fifteen okay, yeah catches looked up the seminar hundred pound. It's really really really not ok, Terrible this, it's really not ok, it shouldn't be a thing. Now. The ring. You gotta forever changed our man. I gotta pull the setting up of an energy saving suggests to me I did all the young the google was like. I don't think so Are you eighteen hours at the sign off on it? You should see this. All of these in the war news, paris papers are complaining that women prisoners in southern france have so much liberty. They wander about insulting the merchants in demur. I need to know whether the district is still french or has become a german price wow. So does it? german prisoners.

It doesn't really sound like the prisoners. They just know: they're just yeah they're free roaming, assholes yeah. It sounds like a tourist France's is germany, you pack and ass. All there is. there really unbelievable to us. We think If your time. Insulting the merchants and with this burn in france are what you think I? U turn out. Maybe you should get a spock around stupid, brandish dogma. Do running on NATO Ya. I swear. Why should they put him inside of a prison, a method of curing fatigue? just by the doctor, this will tried in the trenches will be great, We're gonna make sure I can read this word because the soldier takes off his boots. Like it already lies down with his head on his sack necessary tired, what we call sleeping

This is when they invented the car sleeping. You close your eyes and you got magic that that'd be unbelievable. I'll tell you, I tried his method. I was crazy. Eight hours later, you're fresh, I don't know where I went, but I well. I guess I just snapped out of it. He sticks his legs straight up and supports them against a tree a trench or the back of a comrade and then wiggles his toes so stats, gonna, stop, fatigue, say you going to find more trees and comrades playing ball in there. Now you get you could get. You lay down what to buy an economic, I suppose I mean already just stress positions that they are trying to play off- is anti fatigue. Yeah that could be Yeah you get naked and stack inhuman, a human erika and which

the eiffel tower next together and I love that doctors will You may be. A complaint was made up on the flies I can. Then you check your shoes off. Ok butcher. on a tree or france, then figuring Charles babbage wants it. And then let me know retired yeah, tired yeah, did keep them yet, for a long time, keeping I had him on the back and there was a good life lunch in their champagne. For the discovery like we are, you are our best opt out and some german was. I look as these assholes there, like these pocket gas lamp. Who is really looks at bath inquired inquiry as too feeble minded. Well, we should get back going the house at the morning session and by the way, as lose. Not a lot of little rock news

I think this is a little rock news. This ok just because you're hot with had quite a bit of a the crimes of all local. Ok, I attach the catfish Capitalism nearby town- I mean so- it's ok, yeah, alright, the house morning session, adopted a resolution by Mr Josephs, providing for the appointment of a any of seven house members to investigate as to what provisions are made by the state for reducing the proportion of feeble minded persons. And to make recommendations for further provisions to this end? So what is bottom line this one david? I think how much? How much are we give the dumb is that what they're saying I I I think that they're their worried that there's too many people, why I chose the same problem that we have today Riyadh and only went away. I mean I only differences we were concerned about.

now we're just perfect, but we can on feeble minded anymore, either around like numeric Oliver dangerous person, bad, I let you get back up the road Listen declares that the proportion of feeble mind is its rapidly increasing dedicated by investigations of the inmates of the penitentiary in county jails. So they went and like it checked on prisoners and like they're, very stupid There really are already so it was there a test within the inmates, or the you are in prison means or feed lighted. I wonder what spelling bee I think it was that I think they had a spelling bee in the prison in the prison. That makes sense now yeah, but I definitely think that Google's damage is interesting, but I think that

out, that's a movie, that's a black mare, dear god, depend on the matter by google's down. Why? What google? What about ass, greece that still up right now, that's down do what's that paper cooper, talks to you, MR batten, we're going to quit. clearly on the phone get me clipping clearly on the phone. Ok, so feeble You wanted to see me with the president. Help it starting a war nearby, bears very glibly. Looking so feeble minded was used in the late nineteenth century for disorders later referred to as illnesses or deficiencies of mind. All kinds of these of educational social deficiency, as they had a hierarchy rigid from idiocy as the most severe and vision. On behalf of the committee

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And then one day, and then you drive to like new Hampshire right and you'd, be I like that it's very much like we like it really is it's like what you like live in a stay where it still criminalize that you gotta go one state over the second, you cross the border they like come to wage earners, airbag arrow and theirs. Bob sitting. Now I would do so. These are the two. These new states still have restrictions. Texas was south carolina, genesee, georgia, mississippi north carolina arkansas, it's a lot freely. It's it's varieties like some no liquor, but beer like its, but it still I mean what would happen if a bit like you know certain things in when you play sin city in all of this will be a ripple effect. I are if they let it just. There was no laws against this. What would happen the changes early? Stopping something or is it just left over from yesteryear, yeah

I mean stopping anything, I mean yeah, they can't be no fuck it if anything. It's just encouraging like binge drinking hard on Saturday, yeah, yeah, stockpiling, yeah, stockpile back to the story. E g roberts prosecuting when this arrested and little rock sunday for illegal intoxication was unable to test by that he had bought his whisky from kirshner saloon. Kirshner was arrested yesterday by deputy share brought, so the guy was really jacket, couldn't remember it but he got a reason for being drunk ariane sheriff was like who's your supply articles, as if the buyer I remain, and then, by the time the trot came round there like So what happened is drunk right? That's pretty and then I mean. That is why it's a pretty good crime. If you're, like the the whiskey dealer, the whistle is linked. That's what he has to deal with. fearless parents, bring suit against J w lipping caught

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child. Why? Her now will she's she's now spoiled it she's spoiled fruit, so veal? The suit alleges that he used his sort of power. to take advantage of them. Mr right, he took or heat or a did I mean, though, the thing about these laws is. You can't tell the deer It's between whether it was just an affair about marriage or he actually did sexually assault. Ah, she says I mean as well. I mean we're in chicago, closer towards this version of reality, so the back I could tell you, then I'm that I'm gonna look into my crystal ball, a guess that this ban was not found guilty that I value the germs and we know why so far marginalized in everybody's tat. There are no rights for women again I'm not just those strange about this, the jury will have you read

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