Audio newspaper for a visual world hello. Do you blues on welcome to issue four thousand and five of the Bugle Audio newspaper for an invasively visual worlds for the week, beginning Monday, the 21st of November two thousand and sixteen with Maine and is awesome, and here live in London, which is in Europe or is it guess, we'll never know now and joining me from one of the bugles less used continents. Asia talking to us, live from brand New Bugle location, Singapore, it's a brand New Bugle co host, one of India's fine this comedians scriptwriters playwright, javelin, throwers, high wire circus acts, dolphin imper nighters, unlike volume estimators that got progressively that's true that went along like a satirization of the history of

american presidential election campaigns. It is the Mumbai Mirth maker himself on Oovoo Corral, hello, indie, hello, all those things are true, Andy all those things, the javelin being probably one of my better, achievements over comedy, writing right, yes! Well, I watch you watch your personal best for the javelin, but I've thrown it some distance in hours, magically goes to show that give it. I don't know what distance that is and probably thought. A well known athlete, but I do know that, but, like you and you know as a month make a and a javelin thrower and all those other things, but I think I truly Well, if I had renaissance javelin thrower. If nothing else, because I don't know how many, how many people history that way we could point to that through javelins and we're in Singapore at the same time and uh. So I mean just the mere fact of claiming that you could throw a javelin some distance, but you quite high up there

list of all time greatest Cindy and Olympic athletes. I think, doesn't it I think. So I think I think, if you want to be an indian Olympic athlete in Javelin the fact that you have javelin and you've thrown it should qualify, as a significant achievement? So welcome welcome to the bugle it's great to have you on the show. You are official bugle rest of the world's correspondence with Britain and the US covered. But you are basically, all over the rest of it and currently in C Europe or anything anything to report from Singapore. Yes, well, several things the fan and it's a pleasure and honor to be here and I'm glad you have one rest of the world correspondent because you know, the rest of the World and Europe in America. It's about the same size. So so I think what does not deserve more than one and the way politics in the world is going philosophic

be morally, even geographically. I think the rest of the world disease herbs only one and if only this could be replicated in a corporations around the world where they would they would just have ahead of North America, safer, Pepsi and ahead of North America and ahead of the rest of the world. I think one of the things Trump is shown. Us is that we've broken up the world too much. There's too much known- and I think now now just lesser just being able to somehow summarize things. I think I think and you're on the right track. I think so you're pretty you're praising for reducing the world back to a a basic simplicity of America, Vladimir Putin, but everyone else other places. That's correct! That's correct! Ok, so those rather simplify things. I think so I think so indian, just just this whole specificity of countries and cultures and capitals. Because, as Mister Trump has shown us that there overrated, you know

but very soon, instead of saying I've been to China and order Chinese, if he says I've been to the rest, the world and I think you you've, spearheaded that Trump hasn't even got his team together, but you've already organized the world, so the bill is now just a head of what will now have in transition teams in politics- that's a great british tradition of basically saying it is us and everyone else, so this is Bugle four thousand and five for the week, beginning Monday, the 21st of November twenty sixteen now less than ninety eight months until we can be sure that Donald Trump is no longer president, so ticked up takes up on this day in one thousand, eight hundred and seventy seven Thomas Edison announced invention of the phonograph machine that could record and play sound without which this show,

or in particular, would be a very, very different beasts. Just be a wandering around knocking on peoples, front door. Saying, can I in just doing some lies? I really need to get it off my chest. The recording on Friday, the 18th of November, on this day in the year. One thousand three hundred and seven, apparently the swiss Archery This William, tell apparently shot on the apple of his sons head with a crossbow or also on this day, MRS Telsa, Rosalie, said you have a good explanation for this bill and is Mickey mouse. Is birthday, are sort of you if you know that an event today, what Friday, the 18th of November is considered free, Mickey Mouse is birthday and well, there are rumors at the legendary celebrity cartoon. Maus could be considering a run for the US presidency in twenty twenty- and I never thought I'd say this, but straw. These things have happened in american politics.

Tomorrow. Saturday is both international toilet day, free yourself, everyone and also International Mens Day, which is not entirely set itself. Apart from every single other day in human history, as always a section of the bugle is going straight in the Bin this week, celebrity clothes section off to the Marilyn Monroe was wearing when she sang happy birthday. Mister president, to John Kennedy sold at auction this week for four point: eight million dollars we look at some the celebrity historical governments that Monroe Dress, of course, largely responsible for what still remains and will remain for a couple of months. At least the, strongest presidential boner in US history that record set could be broken on the 20th of January, when Donald Trump first goes into the oval office and looks at self in the mirror. Other famous celebrity close. We track down for this week's episode going straight in the Bin, Francis Drakes Bowls trousers from when he was to

the spanish Armada was modeling its way to England in one thousand five hundred and eighty eight unlaundered and their uh. Some suggestions, he wasn't quite as confident as he made out at the time. Cleopatra is very uh, Nike bra that she sadly died in her last words. Apparently well, can you tell the design and maybe use dead snakes next time, more or less, or at least less bitey less poisonous law, like sure I do feel sexy, but I also feel dead and so we also find Dt T shirts, Alex Hamilton was wearing. It is fatal duel with vice President Aaron Burr in one thousand, eight hundred and four, which had specially printed at a t- shirt printing shop in Manhattan, the previous day, with the words Aaron Burr VP verifiably. Para and on the back, a cartoon of Hamilton as a golfer smiling the slogan saying I just got a bird, I he was going to tear off his shirt and run to the press with this t shirt showing what you want, but sadly, of course,

lost and died, and also we look at the special necklace worn on her wedding day by Henry, the eighth six wife, Catherine Parr, a wife, six necklace thought to be the widest necklace ever measured, eight inches from the top just under her chin to the bottom. At the top of a collarbone, of reinforced, granite, tungsten and kevlar. That is a weird necklace, Darling Henry the eighth said, as they gazed into each others eyes on their wedding nights, yeah yeah yeah. It is it is acknowledged that it is. But you are a weird husband, she replied. Are you going to take it off? He asked nope. No, I'm not going to take it off that action in the Bin and also in the bender quick, bugle, audio mannequin challenge there we go, we've done all, but

so before we get onto this weeks? Top story will just check the current british strop amateur reading. That's eight point: four. This week, that's a bit less of a crank than we've been in for most of the US. That's coming in at twelve point six. That is good news for the new cantankerous e that is taking over the Political World Hanover how straw Paypal comparison with Britain on America. How stroppy is India right now is very a number of actually are going with the javelin thing. I've been very specific with measurement today, India's you know very, very is program, so you know as the rest of the world correspondent. You know it's my responsibility to look for problems around the world far and wide, so I've traveled being based in India, I've traveled far and wide to find that the biggest you mean the world was in India. So again again, that goes to show

the region. Diligence of my world travels, and I found right outside my house in that the nation has a has this nation of a billion people with some people have heard of. I don't know if all the people in the world nobody in days some people may have heard of it. It said the outlawed currency, they have outlawed, full currency all gardens in eighty six percent of I mean, of course you know. Any economists listening to this will obviously dispute that, but they will also realize that that this is pretty much non. It's a good mentor. Would you It's loosely based on facts, but that's also the to the world. I think so. I think we're only following a pattern. So eighty. Six percent of the currency in use has been just a little over night, cancelled, withdrawn and then that raises many questions. Can you do that? Can you can you anyone in the world? Can they do that? Can you, for example, in great Britain, the country you you are in? Could somebody just seeing from tomorrow the ten pound note.

The fifty load hundred pound note are invalid and I'll just uh just make do these are truly extraordinary story. This amount, I think in Britain, would I mean we'd, probably quite happily take that on, because I mean we, You know just get us further away from Europe which has currency, and you know if we could get rid of currency only go back to you know to basic kind of pig based economy that we used to be quite happy with until the Romans came over here for their coins. I think we'd be happy with this. This is one of the most extraordinary stories I can remember reading about it all years on the bugle. What happened is a Narendra Modi, the Prime Minister of India? He pulls I genuine political rabbits out of the hat and in this age of leaks, discourse was non to expecting this and it was one full this another hat the rabbit had blood terrified always, but I was still

I've been. He announced that he withdrawing the two most used banknotes in Indy from circulation of five hundred rupee, the one thousand rupee notes, roughly equivalent to the classic british banknotes with five are and that and uh. He announced this in a none scheduled broadcast on the evening of the eighth of November, and this or came into affect at midnight that night Mouth hot is with. That is quite a basic people, are you say, all eighty six percent of it, but we're rounding it up for for the ease of automatic all currency, basically all currency out of circulation within a four hour time frame. That is, in a country where ninety percent of all transactions still take place using cash, that is bold stuff. That is, I mean, I guess, the kind of stuff you would

expect from a prime minister who quite a lot of people in India. I think, is a borderline genocide IST, but you know he's clearly not lacking in confidence how this gone down a new grab, the sudden withdrawal of eighty six percent of all physical money. I think the biggest problem Andy is the Indians are having to stand in queues in an order, fashion and in not being Singapore, because you know any culture that it's used to any sort of system you know is: did you stick use? But now Indians having to form an orderly queue. There are two problems that one is every time, there's a queue in India. There's one thought in an indian person said who do I bribe? The great only, however Andy is that you need to stand in the queue to get to the money to bribe someone. So beautiful here is a philosophical conundrum. What we're dealing with here,

is almost aristotelian in its appeal and reach, because you know that which this is also is not. I think it's one of the greek philosophers questions about time, and I think that that is what is been posed here. There's, of course, you know, there's of course, a lot of talk in India in business circles you know is luckily, Luckily, you know we I mean, I don't know where you got your statistics from, but luckily India is not a poor country that survive it's entirely on cash, where five hundred million people are not legit. Luckily this is not the case. I mean what you're looking at is sort of a digitized twenty first century leave little economic behemoth, that's what you're looking so the the way we were already on the edge of stuff, but the big question can we be Sweden overnight right? Luckily, business people would ask, can we be sweet and overnight

sixty one man needed to get up and said: let's try so, and I I think I think he just took it quite literally re said: let's try now now in India there is a very large unorganized cash sector right, but is it really that important I mean because you have to ask us of TH? three hundred million people eating and having access to basic supplies. What is the big deal about that? Why is that critical? You know- and I think that that is- has learned behaviors, and that was basically the attitudes that the British M I had to India touring major famines. Isn't it a call from amazing quotes from the great famine of the 1870s. Are you are an eminent historian, you've done uh top shows about indian history and the history of Britain. In India? I was reading about what the voice role of India Lord Lytton,

during the great famine of the eighteen seventies, when Britain exported over three hundred thousand tons of wheat from India, whilst more than five million people starved to death, he said he believed that apparently market forces alone would suffice to free the starving Indians? The benefits forty is on. The world is really still sticking, pin not there to try and see. If I can make it work, but that is correct, so many of us I mean the the the the the legacy of the acid is clearly informed. Demon Association. Exactly exactly- and I think this this on and thinking that you know like the only was on something when he said you know If the ship stops here, there would be green for people with the ship. Doesn't. Can still eat Eve, no there's no food Lex, so I think

it's fundamental question of market forces when the market forces that are given to you are nothing right because Adam Smith, in economics, as you know, in the great economist, it always said, Zero is not a great number. You can't do much with zero. I may be paraphrasing, update like that zero is not a very high quotient in economics, challenging Smith. I think they're saying, let's see, let's see if you've got no money, because there out loud basic apart from selling your cousin for some rice. Can you come up with that's the question in the histogram, because space is challenging the indian people to grasp the bottle. 21st century entrepreneurialism. So you know it's You call rely on hi old banknotes and you have to to develop your own cousin

the rice based economy that will give you head start on on everyone else in the world, precisely Andy, precisely you've really hit it. It's it is, it is start economy. You know I'd dread of thing about Silicon Valley ones, and they had said that the stock, needs to be hungry and I think little more. This is taking that literally. I think that if you, if you're a startup who is the owner of your the entrepreneurial starving, you're, not just stuck having to build face cook your Literalised RV, so what you come up with the change things, and I think that that really was always potential among a billion people, but the uh anyway, you could find that potential was to just make the bank accounts invalid. This. There's really no true a test of a person, and I don't think nudity like a lot of people the machine full thing in the world being how new in public right? How

The times I wouldn't want to get into it in further detail happened in several countries where I'm not allowed wow. Those are some stories we're going to have to get too early, but that's a different problem any, but the ripper pointer is very valid point extremely valid, which is there's no greater test and saying just like Lord Lytton there, I'm just going to take this bank account from you. You would not expect this. This is never happened in human history, but now that it has, what are you go to to do with set you know is: are you going to? I even? that show in the microwave Are you going to use your child to do some manual labor. Are you going to grow your own tomato? What What how resourceful are you and it really makes you think back really to the days. The first egyptian

People by the night you know they'd have to come up with stuff right through like okay. I guess this is the seed. I don't have any plowing equipment. What should I do? Let me see. Can I just use this human being transport? You know you start early I thinking on your feet- and I think that's what's happening here so basically we're saying that just need to give it. You know five or six months and they'll be some massive pyramids all over India. I think so. I think so I think so I did they. Would they would? I think you're right, I think what you've unleashed is perhaps the precursor to emperor action at in the first to happen for this story will not give you a quick, multiple choice. Question two to how this whole transition from having five hundred one thousand notes to not having them at all.

How do I go? Was it I eat everything went smoothly? People said what a fun idea I hated having legal tender burning, a hole in my book anyway, or was it be total I and before you also that please bear the India's default setting and I've been to India on several occasions now and seen this first and its default setting at the best of time, through no real full to its own being a nation of over one billion people. Ets total king chaos at correct? The answer was b outlook, even more total chaos than usual. If you can get more than total massive queues thanks general mayhem, some facilities. Apparently some people were unable to pay for medical treatments, because what they thought was money to for that medical treatments had become in the uh it took Narendra Modi to have dinner off his special broadcast cost? I become not money what's toilet paper, so they could no longer pay for it.

Michael Sweeper was affected by this again and again says. Yes, it is the pool that is another loss in the results, column for the postal way or form. Klay. I'm some breaking news. The indian government is going to collect all the defunct banknotes mulch them up with some wallpaper paste and build a joints Happy mache, sculpture, no Narendra Modi's extended middle finger to travel around Rural India now. The reason for this is how many miles you out of context. Why on earth would you take out eighty six percent of all the money, all the school money in a country. It wasn't an attempt to clamp down on corruption. I disagree on the black economy, which corruption is more so even than Cricket India's national sports and unlike cricket, not any good at it.

But you know you carry a form overseas and the way the cricket team simply doesn't there's been well, but is this an over? This is really an affect what a of clamping down on corruption in India, because it seems to me as as outside of was withdrawing medium denomination banknotes as a as a means of reducing indian corruption? Is Flickr woodlands, to getting your new year's diet by Ty a slice of cocaine from a two pound burger. It is to me the captain of the Titanic, standing on the prowl ship point, hey joy at the always bug shouting everything is under control, feel eight you over until if I may, ray slowly, which amazed two thousand and sixteen exaggeration is allowed in fax, your have a grain of truth, I'll, probably be phased out of all political discourse on the next electoral it seems old way to go about

addressing this enormous problem. Andy, I think I think that's great point and as a as a as a website is an indian NEWS website Post pointed out Aldi has just burned down a whole forest ifying, two or three snakes and I and I think that that that's that's one way to do it. You know that is one way to do it. You One of the things that the government was hoping which we really known for in the world, was that this would go with germanic precision. That is coming from my trips to India exam! That's! What I've I've always thought. Just gonna be walking around the streets of Delhi. As a thinking. This is this is so log Frankfurt, it is, can uncanny, It's the same, really it's the team that I'm glad that

as a visitor and do you notice that, because you know we, we we function in the certain cold clinical subway like every time and one thing: seven yeah they don't think of color chaos, madness, a billion people, the think just leave functionality. You know these things agility precision, you know just high in design, and so, MR all, these Campbell was successful because he said, like, like pointed out in the middle of this germanic precision. What would be very easy to do specially? When six hundred million people cannot read and write? What will be easy to do is to tell the notes are invalid: they have to go to the banks and exchange it, even if they don't have bank accounts. So I what happened is that, Mr Mode, it's in a Monty Python, sketch the night the and any Monty Python Kitchen told himself, I'm just going to this on the entire country. So

happening now is that there are people in bank queues. Like you said, you know this complete chaos. Nobody knows how much money they can be drawn. Nobody knows if their money is there or not and what's happening. Is that the bank use doing things to get attention is today, man in Hyderabad set himself on fire after we for three and a half hours just for the bank manager to notice him and I is a good approach anywhere in any bank. Even when there is not a run on the back. I feel if you bank you for a long time and you not getting any attention setting yourself fire for a little while will get attention. Good rule for life, Someone I've tried in gigs doesn't always work, find need the Henry, the eighth handy, if you remember even fifteen inbred, Generaux important, remember you said important year in history, there was a shortage of anything gold coins, so he

decided that gold coin there is shortage of geese cooking, skis that you would cook for food and gold coins, and he decided that he this was. The same value is gold coins and that that just that became a thing across the kingdom and the so. I think that the rumors was the spending is what a this may away what else can be introduced as legal tender. You know maybe of because pillows and let me take away our shoes and pants and old punjabi. Unless you don't know Precisely what might happen next, so that's again old, go to like you'd say it's all. Good movies made a big point of trying to reduce option, I'm if Emily is fascinating following indian corruption, as an outsider, because I mean we- we jail our Mps over here for no stealing ten or eighteen thousand pounds worth of public money on a dodgy expenses.

I think of an Indian MP stole Channel fifteen thousand pounds worth of of money in India. He will be praised for saving the states about four million pounds worth of public money. I was looking at some of the recent corruptions. It was the the biggest indian coal allocation scam of that blew up in T twelve. That was worth twenty billion dollars. There was the B hall for scam in the of region. That was worth around ten billion US dollars, which involved apparently the fabrication of enormous herds of fictitious farm animals. That is my kind of corruption is it's amazingly imagination that goes into this. That is ride ended. That is right, because you see that that particular one the crew option was around cow fodder right. Corruption was around. Basically, fecal matter from cows and

the trouble with the western world where the western world drives through India, and they see this and piles of cow, feces and indian elementary sees opportunity, and I think this is the fundamental difference you see. What is it mean problems of the western world and I hope they realize this is that a functioning systems. Functioning systems really bother us. It happens to me when I, come to your country and I stand in queue and everything is thing and I'm I'm going the line, and they ask me questions with order and every and it is a real bother because I look around in my head is doing you know it's an overdrive. Thinking, there's got to be a way I can mess up. This system functioning two smoothly something wrong here. I was really also about the tall per dash elephant memorial. Scam from a few is yeah I'm various articles, but the value of this scammer between nine million and this

next billion US dollars, which I assume is a misprint, but even if it is only a nine million dollar scam too cream of money from my program to put up public statues of elephants you, that is, genius, the thought visionary british politicians would not even see that as an opportunity to beaker I think, indian indian corruption, Heloc spanish midfielders, saying pulses that british midfielders cannot see. There was another scam in which thirty five million toilets went missing. How do you lose fill thirty? Five minutes? It just sticks in that's already. Wonderful, absolutely that's one of the greatest logistical achievements in human three and you can only pay pity the future, all geologists who, in hundreds or thousands of years time gonna come across a stash of thirty five million toilets somewhere

jungle in India on one though we'll send us that happens, human civilization. This is why the toilet- I precisely because it'll as this about it's when you've got to go, you've got to go, you know we did that he truly toilet, has to disappear. This is the thing you guys are fantastic sculpture in your country. You have museums right, but but you know that there are if we went to Renaissance ITALY Da Vinci. His is done stuff rotar has done stuff, and I bet some of those oops the commission that I'm now sitting back thinking hold on a minute hold. This is fantastic, but I need no money from this. This is really they were commissioned. They were built. Why that's the thing with the elephant statues right? How can you just build something and have it last for posterity for the people. Without anyone making any money out of it, we don't see

with just seems. In fact, the sculpture is the least important thing right. I think the statue of the whatever right evolve. People involved in that for Indian, they would go see the statue David, it will be like. Can you do you know which political What are you made? Seven million dollars from that could be the conversation. The staff to itself some stone rubbish? We don't care, it's not that important anyone can do that? little bit of India NEWS last week, uh Prime Minister Theresa may she will allege prime ministers still waiting for an election to confirm that rumor she went to India on a trade trip stroke Karaoke cruise Stre. Related Hendo Delete according to what you want to facts or a post fact and she refused to relax the visa rules on Indians coming to coming to Britain and it is- and I wrote a holiday to get into Britain as a an indian

died in it was to get into India as a british person who ago when we would simply turn up and say, I have a very large stick and an extremely small uniform. I would straw advise you to let me in. If not, I will shoot you an old shoot. You wildlife. Thank you. I'm issue shoot you in your wildlife anyway, but thank you all the same. Thank you. This is wendy- this is very true. This is very true. One of the things we forget about empire, of course, is that we were just happy that anyone showed up to administer this place at all that the id the coordination was shocking to us. That people would actually show up and be like we'd want to run this place, and we said what do you want to run this? You sure yeah. I don't really know what's beyond my house, but I think there's a country if you can find it and you can sort of create a border Gabriel. Whatever you do, what you want? It's fine and I think I did and of course it's changed now drippy tree attic, you know now you found places all across,

so you found where the country ended. Cap was good, most, no idea, you found oil and you found t and all of that and now of you know you got to keep that was nice, and now we all of it and all these we now there's all the street and all this outsourcing going on and uh the Prime Minister Theresa. May she was here and she was wearing a sari and she went to a temple, and that was all nice and I think she pre need. Whatever gods. They were that that No one would ask her to relax the restructuring I in any hindu Temple. After give, you haven't even offering- and I think offering was five visas for five indian billion, as I think that was I think of all this. Plus, yes, we relaxing it. These six people can goal, and I know them by name. I think that works with policy very well, you know why should policy has done?

numbers reinventing the world. We ask us, as white policy have to apply to everyone If you know the five people benefit Why not just say Ramesh, Roger Mister, daughter December, you can come in anytime, you want you, don't you don't have to, and you know I you just have to breathe really into the mouth of the immigration officer and just go into the country. We have no other hands in for you, the rest of you. Look I've I've me an effort. I'm wearing a saree have come to a temple, but I've gotten nothing else. I've got no other offering for you. The reason I said The UK will consider further improvements to he's off offer if, at the same time, we can step up the speed and volume of returns of Indians with no right to remain. In the UK and they're looking back at history. If we stuff about speed, do anything under two hundred and fifty years. It would be a little bit rude. That's

that's true, I think you know, and the exchange it would be would also lead to. Chaos will be like the currency exchange. Like you know, Lord live, I think, is hanging around somewhere in Calcutta still, and you know my cousin vitiation somewhere in Birmingham right now, and I think if we, if we start, did getting into that that it just to me the people that have to travel too much just a my latest indian news on the pollution crisis in New Delhi, the indian capital latest sons reports show that it is now healthier to bring inside an erupting volcano than on the streets of Delhi. Realtors of but you'll be better filling your lungs with cement than attempting to find oxygen in the indian capital was the Gov.

The planet Venus has issued a warning to all volutions to wear special face masks when visiting Delhi and uh. Another scientist's claim that if you cut out a zebra's lungs and leave those lungs exposed in the air and Ellie for just thirty seconds, that zebra would die. So it is. It is that bad, there was some tourists. As part of the reason. May trade delegation Andy went to see the TAJ and It was so much basically brown gaseous substance in front of the TAJ Mahal that he couldn't see it for two days and at high again again, I think that the world is wrongly portrayed us and I personally think that if you have the most beautiful monument in the world, it should not be easy to see and learn it and I think that you should, if, as a result of that, you need to pollute the entire atmosphere and kill about twelve

in people to make something a little more enticing the. But before we we go for this week, I knew about rest. The will correspondence props. You could update us with how old the rest of the plan is reacted to the election of Donald Trump to the post of king of America. Yes, you know the risk the world I think, are. I quite surprised that bass, only the large joint family will now be running America. It's a fresh start really. Because they're also quite amused by the fact that here here from speeches have been given where the when Donald Trump has a that he has no idea where the rest of the world he's the other day. He said that I we took a Saudi Arabia, which is the capital of the Middle EAST. He said he was going to reneg on a treaty with Nigeria and Other s Africans, and so

I think the rest of the world is hoping that they'll show up in Washington or New York or Trump chooses to leave and say pretty much anything about their country without it having beef fact checked. So I I can imagine like a bunch of people from Thailand showing in saying we I'm. Massive exporters of shoes and or an attacking, and could we strike a special treat and then something would happen, because there would be no facts on the basis- and you know Bristol It could show up there and say we're not big with coffee and football. You've been misinformed, like people could say pretty much anything about their country, and I think that is a fresh start. Nd. Well, we be covering the stories in a others. In a new section on the bugle in future weeks, I suggested spot at endless Coast Correr on Twitter that we should have a b of cold, the trumpets and which cover Mr Trump. So there will be a trumpet section in future

close. No, no rules. You should. I want to be able to sleep in at least some. But we will be charting the happy story of Donald, a magic president, as takes for out from his regular gig of the shit out of anything. He looks at and hating every well, whilst waiting to be enveloped by the fiery bowels of help for a quick funston as the world's most powerful person. So okay for the trumpet section in in future weeks for now, and we, the bugle of never shied away from covering the sporting events. The other leading major outlets in the world fit to come on this week is no exception. A huge event this week heading to his conclusion? Now it's the boon Schlaf Chatman Memorial, trophy the Ryder CUP of corporate jargon, reaching as more stages over to San Francisco to join the bugles, marginal sports? Correspondent wool live other drooled over well. Are you that

as Andy much excitement. So I would say I America have privilege the in the east, usually it's a good defense fools increasingly globalized. Communication is increasingly the means with which we use to communicate with each other of goals. Today is in every sense, no, except the real standard bearers here. Lay get out for us in America has taken a potentially unassailable lead. Is ninety six retiree nailed a booze role for a shock when cool job drugs easily I'd sees consecutive time. Young comes executive grand yeah see big still, Jacksonville Gemma Franchise judge the key blood this morning in the freestyle exultation discipline telling his teammates that it was a, to them not only to pump the hydrogen into the hindenburg, but like DOW Shore, it catches fire, while the cameras are rolling, rougher Europe, spanish style Hannah Grenades, a mouse idea back by claiming

she was ready to toast the I prickles, even if no one else was involved in some presently on certain terms that if you want to put your probably in the post bag these days, you simply got to big, prepared and how's grandma in german letter was to do the work because her old boss used to say she said no granny is horrible and there's no point firing up the crematorium for just one corpse. Did she make us? play. She all stand, no reply, the judges, she did I want to know if I know I know the score of nine point: five plus a bonus jobs out right. It go brands ability, referencing, the young spanish doll, but So? Is it gonna be enough? It doesn't look that way and how can interrupt your spouse hair? I think now we can hit team GB skipper. Road deserve the Birmingham Buzz he's, taking a look now for Europe. What could so decisive business

boulder dash nation get the right people doing the right jobs. You don't make Picasso work in the paint shop and, if you don't have a round peg for around hold get a massive square Peg Anna Digger look! Not everyone is on board and ready to surface dolphin I'll get that we've got to embrace it you're going to Bryce the changing global global, as my old boss used to say, if you don't like doing the school run, don't kidnap someone elses children sign away. I see if you're barking up the wrong tree that cats, shit on your strawberries. So back up all the trees shoot the cat wouldn't meows and buy a fruit from a supermarket, and I write well Angie, as you can air super effort from platter to get Europe right back in and clean the judges. They think he's talking at the bottom of the well there 'cause. That is an eight point. Seven so still altered before here

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about so that is coming next week. Well, thanks very much for your your glorious bugle day be you'll, be back in December, to join us again. So do people on everything that is happening in the world between between now and then are there any any shows you've got coming up? Do you need lots of plug to our listeners or anything else? Well, thank you for having me Andy, thank you and you know given I have such a narrow, specific focus to keep my eye on. I think, yeah. I think I'll do it with, as I do with my indian germanic precision. So there's there's but yeah. I have a thing with Amazon: that's coming up on December 16th, their recording, especially in Mumbai other than that uh. We hope that the country and I will remain penniless as we've discussed the next We speak in December, Anavar Python.

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