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of the first picked up his career, ending neck injury, Three hundred and fifty one needs of ethical Bobby out for half an hour between fifty and diversity is an eternity with a figure. Act is a bad one three hundred fifty one year since the man was so instrumental in that had high act stock along King, Charles overheard. Well, what's himself execute is now history found, amongst others, hang on. Didn't Oliver Cromwell Cromwell pop who stroppy clogs in one thousand six hundred and fifty eight? Yes, he did where they dug him up and executed his corpse two one slash. Two years later after it is true that we must have surely vain a deterrent to other corpses. Take that Cromwell better late than never one they Monica was restored. I dug up crumbles body. Unhung drew uncultured. It then, through its dismembered bit into a pit apart from the head which,

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and as always a section of the vehicle is going straight in the main. This week, a finance section, including features on hedge funds for the criminally insane pension, ok, I'm sprain your early sixties. We tell you how to ensure a secure and stable old age, and I was so poor, I Bobo myself, and now I am- I am an emotional wreck and in jail how one man's butter with the credit crunch, let him to take desperate action that, in the in job story, those wig, great british bull shit or only a couple of all these came out this week, which seemed to claim that Britain is becoming a nation of liars. But having said that, the studies did come out of Britain, which apparently is full of lawyers, which could mean that their Stater Bullship but hold on if they are, does that not strengthen their case even more, I'm already confused, but there might be something to this and let's look at the facts. You Andy

a human case study in long. I think about sixty percent of what comes out of your mouth in any bugle has absolutely no dna relationship to fact whatsoever that simply isn't true you out there you go both another prove piece of proof. You are a black belt, in fact, for the fact that, in that you can take a fax interface, karate job accuracy, drugs Europe was it not just bend the truth, but to cut the truth, it replaces melted down and turn it into a shiny pair of golden bullocks, hypocrite fitness for my thoughts and that's a deer exactly at a pull quote voice. What happened was a research study from Essex University claim, the british people are becoming less honest and that the entire nation might be headed for integrity, crisis and integrity. Crises have been doing

historically have any integrity left to have a crisis over there. We don't tap out or integrity well around the time that we started the slave trade. Is it possible to have any integrity to lose after that, or did it just do that? Well, just naturally fill up again after we heroically stop the slavery that we'd started. I don't know how it works. Apparently lying adultery, drug, taking breaking the speed limits, drink driving and handling, stolen goods or I've seen as more accessible than they were just ten years ago, which ass his about that Modern Britain and doctors. We can do kind of controlled experiment goes, Sir John, you off. Of course, a former british person have not been in Amerika for five years, whereas sir I've I've state here as it dishonest breadth and I'm a Mirage Hannah. You ve actually handled far fewer stolen,

it's since she moved to America than you used to when you were here. Well, I think that's factually true and the british people have always been more than happy to receive stolen goods at the start of not just this over the last century to the contents of the British Museum contested, we ve got a serious problem with lying ever since the seventh of algae and walked around the Acropolis, saw the Parthenon Marbles and said that mine they definitely might take them home. Now, back to my home, where they used to be before you Greek, stumbled and probably was instincts, even if you want to do that with that certain british swagger, you can get away with it. Yes, so we can get away with it, and I think I was just justice. Also call me if I said this on the Google now, but I definitely think those summer riots last summer were misinterpreted or people looting, those things it was giving for months. There will be a Croydon Museum of electrical goods patriotic loans behavior. You promise

the paper, the top not really been setting a politically strong example for us, the british underlings there's been all kinds of scandals: the pollen tricks, benches scandal, the media scandal mentioning no for most of the bugle as being involved, the Prime Minister, who appointed as his press actually the former editor of the news of the world. In no time winner of Britain's most scrupulously honest newspaper reward I'm not telling lies in campaign. Adverse ludicrous, irresponsible. It in the financial sector is hardly surprising. German people are gonna. Picking up this lack of integrity latin and smashing themselves in the face with it, and it comes down to a question of, is it dishonesty or stupidity in, for example, the financial markets? Personally, I would prefer

dishonest because, as the bankers bonuses saga shows, if you're dishonest, then you can be bribed to be more honest, whereas if you're stupid just stupid God, that is a chillingly good point on the corruption risk. Taking of ludicrous inquisitiveness that drive our democratic, economical, they're curable diseases curable with money which is best earned by corruption, risk taking and acquisitiveness. I think that's basically the last hope for Afghanistan that we're going to be able to bribe them back into becoming a functional country, but anyone who is it any wonder that we were a notion of lawyers on national anthem is based around the musically, turgid fib God save the clean cots, never cite the queen and the and the or any of our ancestors. That's. Why she's queen now in fact, technically gotta dramatically walked out her entire extended family and she's. Very much next on he's kill Billy's the queen,

the keeper signature entrance music candy? She should have to prove it set an honesty tongue for the rest of the nation, full transparency she should climb to the top of Nelson's column, set up a pit of hungry lines at the bottom and throw yourself off it if she lands softly on her feet, climbed onto a line and ride it back to the palace. I will sing heard it e at the top of my voice. Every day for the rest of my life on the web the financial crisis, the political expenses scanned with major doing things all that outsiders, Aristotle himself. One side. It is better to be hit on the head with a frying pan by a man who is being pie it's ludicrous amounts of money to hit you mad, the head with a frying pan, then by a man who sitting on the head with a frying pan is the I think to do the things that the best way to get a mosquito of your face or because you think, your tennis ball, Aristotle. What a mind idea

as true now as it was then, by which I mean not true. So how did they study work? Well, research has asked a sample of the population whether they thought days, ranging from exceeding the speed limits. Filings report damage to a part car to knowingly buying stolen goods and other categories included, avoiding pay for public transport, keeping money found in the street and throwing litter, and they were asked to write their approval on a four point scale with one as never justified to four, as always just justified. Integrity levels were slightly higher among women than men, but most significant variations by age, with noticeably higher tolerance of dishonesty among the young and the report's authors said it

Britons are growing more and more tolerant of low level dishonesty and less inclined to sanction activities which would have been heavily frowned apon in the past. That's great news: Andy! In the cutthroat world of capitalism, we cannot afford to have our young people possessing any integrity, morals, compassion or honestly whatsoever. It's just going to hold him back if we could remove all of those either surgically or just by crossing that spirit out of them through human experience we might yet have the thriving economy. We somehow feel entitled to vote for John job. Well, at least he said, you'd assume all that was true, but the report also said empirical research suggests that societies in which trust and integrity are strong, perform much better on a range of economic and political indicators than society. Are there week come on now. If you go to any board meeting at any major investment banker hedge fund, it would be hard to make that argument. You would not be looking at a

we're going to table around which they were paragons of virtue. Where these, why? I would bet that if you checked everyone sitting in that room had at least I d pass to the Ottawa Convention, what would have been quite an issue this week, John with a bonus for the boss of the obvious bank, which is eighty three percent own by the taxpayer and its boss, Stephen Hester, as being given a boat worth around nine hundred and sixty thousand pounds? This comes off. The politicians been calling for responsibility and back having a boss, Mervyn King, call for moderation and face a top level banking boss,

some have responded to these calls by essentially hiring they read arrows to fly over Britain and leave vapor trials. Reading suck. My balls are almost any statement. Hester did has done that himself. By a might, he might as well have done people to understand a little bit Knox. Thinking that seven hundred thousand pounds might, for example, be more profitably spent on other things, such as not making hundreds a thousand people redundant, confirmed it. Sir Mister Hester will receive his two point: two million salary plus bonus, but given that he is eighty three percent it and as a man now, he will be deployed as a peacekeeping force in Afghanistan, the governed state of economic, is worth more than a hundred soldiers to us. So we must we'll go of worth out of the concern, is John. If Hester was not paid, this massive amount of money, he might just F r o to another bank or another big job,

I will say so what we are basically pine jaunt, given that the ambitious share price went down and has to seem to miss Connell the targets, it means that we basically paying is for the privilege of not having someone a bit shatter in charge of obvious is mostly protection money to keep someone who will only things up so much. The problem is that no matter how well deserved this bonus may or may not be within the quirky frame of reference of top level banking. It just it just looks bad from a taxpayers What, if you, when somebody building line of life, saving money to the public purse, was the sole criterion for paying public servants. Then Harold ship, ' it would have been about one point: eight million pounds a year save a lot of those pensions bills almost say. But he should have been on John. I'm just saying that if I worked in the financial sector, I would have been saying that what he should have been well when he was ass. The author of the report, why young people are becoming more dishonest? He said what we think. It's because there

models, are not very good footballers who cheat on their wives, journalists who hack peoples phones. Now I get the point he's trying to make. Candy, but what young person has a tabloid journalist as a role. If any kid dance, they have much bigger problems to deal with their. If you walk into your child's bedroom- and I have a poster on their Wall- Oven over caffeinated forty five year old man with a notepad ripping through the bins outside the celebrities house, then you need to very quickly try and get them into Marilyn, Manson or hooked on drugs or something bit healthier than that they don't seem to painted a guy in in the year two thousand. Seventy percent of people in the study said an extra Marshall affair was never justified. That's now fall into just fifty percent in the more recent study, fifty percent that is awaiting violently- that's where wow ish, at least at least make it clear during the ceremony. Had the priest say: do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded, wife, forsaking, all others and have the groom say yes

Secondly, only dollar, one group according to their side or tails tiles. Ok, here we go out shit, its title persevering. The little insight into Jones running for President talking news, thou an ugly presidents love to talk almost as much as I love to answer the phone in the oval office, bauxite, Paulos, Pater, Paula. How can I help you? Do it's just a bit of harmless phone until is the president of China on the line complaining about where he's large pepperoni pieces of the order? Forty four always accept that somehow gets even funny inequalities. This week, President Obama delivered his third states of the union address now state of the union not used to be a relatively simple affair, and you had your mind course. The speech itself followed by a rebuttal dessert from there

position a simple May over the media could digest overnight and uncomfortably dump out by morning, but no more now the evening has become a procession of multiple official rebuttals. Helping this page, along with anyone who has first, a Youtube account releasing their own rebuttal, usually in the form of remixes. Also tuning puppets all kitten simply the teapot Express have their own rebuttal tradition now started last year when Michelle Bachmann stared an eerie three inches away from the camera and made America feel like she was addressing a country just over its shoulder. She was like the opposite of the Mona LISA. Wherever you are in the room, it was like. She was not looking at you this year. It was Herman Cain, Peter CEO and strong contender for the most ridiculous presidential candidate of all time. He was the star speaker and look. The herminator knows his audience Andy. I want him front of a tea party crowd he's going to give that tea party crowd something for them to hold their lighters up in the air over, and so he come with a bag of historical

which led to one in writing moment when he said you know it was seven thousand and seventy three when the colonies got fed up of old King George in the bridge, Two years later we had the start of the american revolution. Eight years later we won. We can do it again holy shit. He said America fight another war against the British. If this is thinking out of the box plan, I did what I had to do on the APOLLO redcoat, a pull my must get out from under NATO. Bedwin I've heard it and took to the streets are handled our business here, hero job and these are the posts, a bomb, a call for high taxes for the wealthy, which I guess in context, is a bit like ASCII Henry. The eighth have one fuel wife, but he'd still have loads of wives, maybe suggesting politely that on rum sagas or just a couple of those golden statues of himself, it still have sixty eight golden statues of himself.

But it gave the Republicans the opportunity to take a break from slagging themselves off to slag a bomber off instead before returning to slugging themselves, often complaining about being attacked by themselves, whilst attacking themselves for attacking themselves. Long live democracy. It's absolutely awesome when it's on form the speech itself was a fiery defense of the last few years in power, combined with an attack on the activity of Congress, Anna call for a fairer tax system. Perhaps strangely, President bomber open the speech by saying for the first time in two decades. Ossama Bin Laden is not a threat to this country to the cheers of everyone in Congress, and I thought for a moment that that might be it. He might just say the first time the two decades, a solemn Bin Laden, is not a threat to this country before dropping them like or in this case, picking up the podium and then drop me. Not loading emphasise that's for me, see you next year. It will mean that that probably should have been made and a yes, the economies of mass. Yes, America's still involved in

quagmire of a war, but he did kill Bin Laden over the last twelve months and if he done it closer to the state of the union, perhaps that would have been all he had to say. Fellow Americans are hands up, who killed Bin Laden, just main thought, so a bomber? 's, fireworks came flying out of the podium and Def Leopard were lowered from the ceiling singing pour some sugar on main, so I fifteen shows you've sung in a row Johnny on a streak and in true side. Note to the state of the union is that one member of the government in power traditionally always has to stay back in the White House. Just in case anything happens in the ninety minutes, or so that it takes to deliver the speech, and it's going to be quite a nervous time for the more, I suppose, quite an exciting one, and this year the responsibility fell to Secretary of Agriculture, Tom Vilsack, an I think. It's worth checking the overall

security types. 'cause, there's absolutely no way that Tom Vilsack was not walking around the oval office in his pants. Pretending to be president. The whole time Phil Sack ran for president in two night. There is simply no, why that he didn't put his feet up on the desk in the oval office close his eyes and talking to an imaginary camera, say people of Amerika. It is, I president, will sack the greatest presidential, the history of this country, your words not mind. I've never say that about myself, but I guess that's one of the many things that you love about me. President Wilson. He always told me to my wife, the first lady Charlie's thereon philosophic yesterday that actually said that that was the most handsome presidents in the history of the world with the biggest muscles and the coolest hand. Anyway. That's all I wanted to say. Please get back to your your movie Indiana Jones and the torpedo of pine story. Myself, Tom Veal sack. God bless you. God bless the United States of America. What what? What what I'm talking about

the desk only plays a programme that was it in other president speaking news. Some types of John F Kennedy, the last few days in office have been released. I partly recur. Around two hundred and forty eight hours of stuff secretly enough in the oval office. He must have been Paulette preparing an absolutely hilarious mash up from that logic, He must have been putting together something, and it made Lyndon Johnson sound like he was saying. I'm sexually aroused by libraries also included footage of half an hour of hoovering. Apparently it's not specified. If that included John F Kennedy singing, I want to break what he was doing so contains. No audio foot is irrevocably proves that Marilyn Monroe Water Soviet agent, nor does it explicitly rule it out

and also includes an hour of Virgin F K and Lyndon Johnson dicking realms only ovum off a swivel chap thing. How do they could make each other and occasion during a cable met, miss all crisis involving elbow Jake who didn't J F K to spit himself around thirty times than straight away. All Nikita Khrushchev, fortunately Christoph an answer. The phone, as in the rest of the Politburo, were involved an unusually competitive game of twister at the time. I just want to be clear to Bucharest and I use the term hoovering via satellite british colloquialisms remained vacuuming, not what hoovering means here, which is picking up J Edgar Hoover by the ankles and having an eight the dust on your carpet. I look to the future. Brigitte bridging across the Atlantic would Dagger Hoover do that if you aren't, they were a worrying, even if he felt it might America sacrifice and agrees. Overbearing mother told him to the Ladys takes feature J, F K going faster

During a briefing about Vietnam that offer two different accounts of what was happening at one point, Kennedy said to the people briefing him. You both went to the same country right, I mean How is it that you get such different? This is not a new thing. This is what we've been dealing with for three weeks. On the one hand, you get the military saying the wars going better. On the other hand, you get the political opinion that, with its deterioration of affecting the military, what is the reason for this difference? I would like an explanation as to what the reason for this difference is. There's been a lot of reporting about how tester he sounded, but how else was he supposed to sound Andy? They were telling him about Vietnam and it was a total disaster. I think he's entitled to get a bit snippy So I guess you know he was the president and he was overseeing a war that would like to become the touchstone for clockwise. What is a mighty is that recording conversations were made at all. They were my deliberately when he was president often capture

the oval office, all the cabinet rooms, I'm kept completely sacred, and that will never happen again and they know president will ever want to leave that kind of evidence behind it. I guess the concern now is gonna, be their email records in the future, so in the future will be waiting to hear about the latest batch of Obama emails be released, showing arguments over Afghanistan responding. Our o t fail after hearing about a Rick Perry Speech and forwarding a youtube. Video panda sneezing to his economic advisers in would be future prose. I'm talking NEWS, Newt Gingrich has proposed to colonise the moon. Yes, what our lab two thousand and twelve Mr Doyle now has vehicles full and unconditional support's cause. I would not only when it clearly boost the economy in Florida, which are believed what he said was the main or the main idea behind it. The blush the floor he might building, we might even have been in Florida when he set down ass. The incredible coincidence is the first,

These are the politician running short of ideas, the moon, colony, digital age. Every time and the world fight echo big ecological, social problems. Moon colony now spend billions of dollars that was a colony and perhaps the most useless place and a twenty five million mile radius of where he was standing at the time Moon column. Don't out is the way forward for America. Mitt Romney responded by saying that if a business subordinates had brought the moon colony idea to him, he would fight him with the evidence of. These careers shutting down companies and putting people out of work. I he probably afford him anyway and be made if we enjoyed it. A fictional president talking news now and the australian politician, Anthony Albany's, was caught, pledge arising speech lines from the nineteen nineteen Michael Douglas Film, the american president. Now you might think, oh I'm sure it wasn't. That close, I'm sure it was just a coincidence. You'd be wrong about that. Listen to this in Australia. We have serious challenge.

Solve and when a serious political to solve them. We have serious problems to solve and we need serious people to solve them. Unfortunately, tiny ebony is not the least bit interested in fixing anything Bob Rumson is not the least bit interested in solving. It is only interested in two things, making strange afraid of it and telling them to blame, for he is interested in two thousand and two things only making you afraid of it and telling you who is to blame, for that is not good, but it is no good. Now the chicken and egg situation is an example which came first, the film or the Australia politician. But that's that's. A further point. I would also add on by looking at the historical timeline, but it's not and is not in the cliff

Anthony Albanese later went on in the speech to talk about how much he wanted to bang Annette Bening. So I don't know how he thought he get away with. That part is not the first australian politician to say that he was called out over this after the video. The internet. He tweeted dull, please plagiarizing a homer Simpson as well. Does this might not have an original thought in his head and because, if so that's fine, there are plenty of other fictional presidency. Good quote. You can quite the President from Independence Day and scream about how he's going to go climb into a plane and kill some aliens. I think that might play well with the australian voters or he could go the other way and just plagiarize other Michael Douglas movies. Instead. So next time a journalist asked him a question. He could quote her Michael Douglas in the wonder boys and say trust me James, when the families pet been assessing it is the owner doesn't want to hear one of her students was the trick. A man then say no more

questions and leave. I guarantee they'll be so confused. They won't know what hit them or if an opponent criticizes him, he can quote Michael Douglas in falling down and say we are not the same. I minimum. And you're a sick, ass hall. At this point, voters short might start getting a bit suspicious Andy. So when he's next out for election should end his final election night, stump speech by quoting Michael Douglas in basic instinct inside number, one at I remember how many times I used a jerk off, but it was a lot number two I was increased offered my dad, even when I was old enough to know what he and my mom would doing. The bedroom number three I'd I've, looking the toilet before a flash it now before, I have Whittemore bed for a long time number five. What are the two of you got yourself a matter here now I don't care. If you agree with the Monday, you are going to vote for that matter. I wanted to see what comes out of his mouth next.

Other news now on Canada and kind of Defence ministry was criticised for ordering twice. Two thousand orange stretched bulls is not entirely clear what the criticism was based on, whether it was the cost or what Canada has to be so stressed about, but perhaps that's a small idea and you make sure that your defense department is always calm. Put to caffeinated coffee in the machine. You softap lighting, set the temperature in the building to cozy and make sure there are plenty of stress, balls, orange ones to be specific, apparently, the most effective color of stress, ball and thus will ensure who defends department never gets you into any unnecessary wars like assuming this conclusion to draw from this Canadian Defense Ministry. Ordering twenty thousand orange stress balls is that someone was planning to build a stressful statue of Wayne Gretzky dressed as an orange.

What what what? What what she's gonna threaten? What is going to threaten the canadian defence forces? Otherness sense of its own futility unless, unless an ice hockey much really kicks off down the closures, Eliza come to being invited as if a celebrity polar explorer gets pissed, Solaces Compass. It ends up right a polar bear, a buffer in Ireland shouting about getting warmer or cold. We I do wonder how hastily could have been different, certain members of these say Bush administration had Orange Stressball surgically implanted into their hands and mouth. I think we might be living in a happy. Well by now. Think of what would have happened if Neville Chamberlain had said, I have in my hand a squeezy stress ball. I gave one to her Hitler as well, and he loves it too and, as promised to calm it down a bit, I've done.

Surgeons, who this John and I think seventy five percent of all wars would have been stopped by the pre emptive application of orange stress bulls, yeah it during the first one, or on Kosovo Wilhelm, keep spike on squeeze the squid bratwurst you'll feel absolutely fine in no time three thousand orange stretch. Bulls dropped by the canadian force over the Middle EAST would do more for the situation there than a year of peace talks or even than Tony Blair and his magic dont give reconciliation. That is, in fact the worst they will do is the same amount of good, I think watching the canary. These are really onto something here that these brilliant plan for world peace is also partly nothing do in Canada, as according to a newsletter in October, two thousand and ten on international conflict resolution Day soldiers at eight wing

then in Canada. I work out just stop by kiosk on the base to, and I quote, pick up a stressful and partake of the cake that will commemorate this auspicious. I gotta tell you Andy, can against love maple syrup, they love ice hockey, but they ve been Love Strasbourg, but there is bad news, because when Canadian Defence Minister Peter I found out about the life disorder, he cancelled it with a statement from me spokesman site. As soon as Mister Mckay was made aware of this contract, he instructed officials to immediately. So all this unnecessary expense of taxpayer money. Are you crazy, just Calcutta gins, often them

something that keeping them from being bilingual blood, thirsty killing machines? You have to win them off. You can't go call Turkey they're gonna, be frantically squeezing anything vaguely round or orange in the hope that they can get rid of some stress without having to launch a nuclear waste oil, and if that object, doesn't squeeze Andy so help ass. They are going to kill every man, woman and child in a five thousand mile radius. We need to add drop stress balls of Canada now, on, for God's sake, make them orange, because apparently that somehow important, because and let me it's right next to the world. Just in case you don't understand how serious this story is. The Canadians love beavers. They love Avril Lavigne, but they love stress balls. May God have mercy on our souls what's what's going to taking

stress seriously in the night infringements Douglas Franklin, Delano, Roosevelt himself said. The only thing we have to worry about is worry itself before being advised to write another rhetoric to get a bit of media attraction. Ok frankly, referred back from a focus group could go with fair. Instead of worry, ok, the only thing we have to fear for his fear itself and Winifred the man eating crocodile and treading on upholstery, pins and bits of meat that might be passed her best, but look and smell just about ok and the Mexicans and the heavy food Kenneth and the unemployed the rapid rise of the Nazi Party in Germany and spiders anonymously in the middle is when you've left your socks on the floor, the fellows know what I'm talking about and Ellen's roast chick in. She could over cook a volcano. Sorry, I'm going off topic, but the point is: is it going off topic? You go accent now and I don't have your level of dramatic training John. I just waited so long to hear you say that

for twenty seconds, authorised Antonia was bought creatures actually now and auctions anymore. I recall that Queen Victoria's underpants were auctioned off last year and at that point are fairly constantly thought to myself and eat. Well, that might be it. That might be the stupidest item that humanity has ever been asked to bid on but always wrong said. Other signs are news now, while that centres was found to say that the oil boy, those words tasted noise in battle with the politics of a statue of Saddam Hussein, came up auction recently and not just any statues buttocks and the most famous Saddam statue of all the one that was torn down in Baghdad in two thousand and three before having it.

Can flag quickly put on its head before having the american flag even more quickly taken before having an iraqi flag put on his hat. Instead, before having everyone hit, the statue with shoes, man has been a listed for trying to sell a bit of one of Saddam Hussein's butt cheeks the art chunk, which nicely part of Saddam's real loss. But it's a fake Brahms ask from the tuple statue of the eight time world ship of the year. It was put up for auction in England and it came, as you said, from the statue that was famous both in two thousand and three, as the Bush regime put into action plan to use potent symbolism to overcome catastrophic shortcomings in long term strategic planning, they d be entirely work, but the two foot tall, our section, which looks like a random but a bronze gotta, come from anywhere fell to fetch reserve price of fish, one hundred and seventy five thousand dollars, possibly because people,

although the novelty of owning a big Brahms Bartok, might where oft off. After a few dinner parties possible because just didn't look enough like Saddam's ass, it could just as easily I've been George Bush's ass or but Reynolds is also go from there, while those also even from certain angles, one of south african President Jake resume as many wives, many artists or possibly because the law states that all cultural Pro the in Iraq must be handed over to the police and Jonathan over existed throughout british history. The entire british Museum and Tupperware lunch, but it was it was Nigel Eli are former SAS soldier who happened to be there as a journalist and they used a sledge hammer and a chisel to remove a piece of the statue as a souvenir and, of course, what piece of the statue do you remove? First, if you get that opportunity, that's right. The p nis you remove Saddam's penus,

but presumably that had already gone in which case is ours is a good fallback option. That's a solid plan b, you go with the rump Andy and, as we all know, Saddam had back little in the middle, but he had much back. How do I know this as well? As you mentioned, the ass at ocean was too for why Good luck, squeezing amounting to a massive metal. Persuading transit he's ass would not quit Andy. It literally would, Quick he's also was repeatedly asked to quit. It refused and it had to be forced from power tried and executed. That's how little it would quit. But maybe this is how all wars are going to be forced in the future. Next time I statues pulled down in victory. An army of speculative souvenir hunters are going to descend. Vultures and it will be on Ebay, buy that afternoon there was a war fought, but

not Russia and Finland's in the eighteenth century over one of Catherine, the great swaps I believe now you know jail. I said he's been with me all these years body sorted. It was time it did some good at, as you mentioned. Tragically, the dictator's diarrhoea did not make its reserve price. I want solves. The highest bid, came from my telephone bitter in New York. Who could not have been I'm in New York, and I do want to brag Baidu own. A telephone may also have a place in my apartment, where I think Saddam Hussein's gigantic metal ass would look great and that places anywhere anywhere and vibrant with the British offered twenty one thousand pounds.

I wasn't me, I wasn't meant, I think, that's now numerically clear, although it that's a smurf to delegate hard on her signs Haunch and he had to, as you say, how they reserve price of two hundred fifty thousand pounds and he wanted to use the money from the sale to give to a charity helping injured Ex servicemen from the UK and the. U s he's the Robin Hood of dictators, massive artists, but where's. He is inexplicable. Popular Brian Adam saw the world isn't fair. Your emails now and thank you for all your emails and comments through a twitter on the websites and This email comes in from Darius in Tehran,. That's right: v, GER Arm in IRAN, the remit prong of the axis of naughty,

and a german Chris brackets. An order of livelihoods to do to irresponsibly palms goes a military confrontation. The strikes a whole moose I'll. Take that as a compliment at area from IRAN. Here I've been a listener of the vehicle for years now, in fact, to discover the beagle was doing the eighteenth mum. Eighteen month, obligatory military service and a mate. Let me his ipod and I've been listening ever since say the arena, military isn't all bad they are, they are also mostly childish. We're gonna have to make a very difficult decision. The Hutu Oda back, if all kicks off John anyway. Being a true You know I'm not really wanted to help out in the futures of over the best audio newspaper, but I'm I'm a bizarre night, because the Beagle, because the sanctions the EU and the USA has imposed on paper.

Will simply not allow a right now is to use their servants or engage in any transactions that go through the arabian banking system be able finally become a victim of the sanctions. Failed boats of western seconds on your throat highlights the odds, truly dairy, dairy dairies. That is actually back maybe, but I tell you at the end of an email and says, PS, keep up the good work Chris you're the best This is that kind of all of a sudden. It gets very suspicious that kind of madcap rhetoric we've come to expect from there, and I think he was being ironic well. Thank you. So much Darius for listening drawing in in response to various queries about the the contributions to the podcast. People wanted to

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