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Put my name in a hat. You know I've been kind of active anyway for the last two years and I feel like this has been a natural progression to you, know, rallies and speaking there and and and joining different organizations.
So, let's uh, let's see what we can do to take the state back in the writer and turn it back to the right direction. That's awesome and you also do some acting and producing, and yes,
business owning at what he here. However, when I can, when they allow you to stay open now,
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I tried this is what I came out to do. You know back in two thousand and four I came here from Chicago and acting was
the one thing I found that I enjoyed the preparation just as much as the end result, and so I was living my dream and toy nineteen
yeah. I actually had a play that I was gonna that was going to open up the week that they shut down and that play was for me to like re, invigorate myself with the love of acting because it was getting very businesslike, an audition. You read like eight scripts gift, predator digital. You know you do your thing and his play was that play and it was getting me back in love with the arts and then Nope shut down right there, but I think it opened up and pushed me in a direction and pushed me and some friends too. We make our own sketch comedy. You know which are groups now that we've established one of the founding members of Hollywood for freedom, dot com where we're organizing with other production companies around southern California. You are now way out to some in Tennessee and in New York and we're building infrastructure for like minded individuals who
just want to tell good stories and doesn't want any. They don't want to be inundated with agenda or even seen like our our greatest ips going to crap because of this right. So we've started this and I think, even as bad as twenty twenty was for a lot of reasons. I think it propelled us to hack it back to that space that we really are, which are creators and get back to that creative space. So we created that we'd be creating sketch comedy with what the fact that tv for the last year and a half, and yet I want to continue to make movies and and make films and even shoot music videos. So it's kind of thing where it's we have to create this because they're not doing it for us and what they are giving us is
telling everyone who feel bad about what they believe in their heart and soul and I'm over awesome. While this has been the Babylon BP affect a place for joy,
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it just we are not there. Yet. We are pretty good that you guys are great at that. Yes, you guys are great county and so great that you
as get banned on twitter. I think that can we I want to applaud that. Can I apply that shirt, then I'll, do it. I think they're done they clapped enough about it. It was it's Travis started to decline
and then nobody else did and he got intimidated and scared. Hey I'll lead the way. Hey, that's interesting! Oh there, it is there. It is trust me, I've been I've been out there on my own, getting yelled at for the last two years, I'm good. So we can think that, because I'm the social media manager, people think that I'm the one that got to be banned because they're like oh, you, MR posted, the tweet and I get to be like no, it actually was,
me. It was our other editor yeah. So no hold that against me. It was not me but
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pinned things annual, we'll have elapsed. Coming back some respect,
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a hat wearing Elizabeth Warren leads insurrection against the Supreme Court.
Of course we had. We actually did have Elizabeth worn out their shouting things that would have gotten Trump banned from Twitter back in the day
I mean we all saw the video. Yet while she didn't actually we're Buffalo, who I nine, which is great,
then we saw hurrah like Rollin everybody of what was the tourism tears.
members how they talked about the six and everyone else, whereas other nuthin she's fine. Yes,
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you're on your own outside of Chicago West Side of Chicago, but had police officers on her block on either side to protect her house and says why
you go get my hair done. I think the shooting statistics in Chicago is just a very interesting choice of words. I mean it's.
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It would be if it was a movie, we would laugh at it, but it's like real lives. You know like to to see and I'm from Chicago so I've watched since two thousand and ten and then turn it up and turn it into a war
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your governor or your mayor is saying that you know telling Congress you know councilman that want to help their community that are afraid and being shot at a lot of them. She shot and killed. Oh ladies, that stores burned down. It's like
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seventy five million great american patriots who voted for me American for America. First to make Amerika great again we'll have a giant voice long to the future. They will not be disrespectful,
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Cause he drinks a lot of beer Taipei's Christ. Joe Biden made an unannounced trip to Kiev this week to meet with the first lady of Ukraine, Ukraine's first lady begged Joe Biden, to provide resources for refugees and to please get bono to leave. That's a really good joke. Thank you wrote it myself. I mean Adam, I'm Adam Rich strike the horse with the longest odds at the Kentucky Derby came in first,
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I'm a daily, I'm a good ally, and how could I not throw up? I must agree.
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six percent. Homelessness is up by twenty percent, and that's because we're not spending enough on those issues. Am I right, the zinc dust is why I'm good at this? There you go yeah, we've got the highest gas prices and the highest taxes, and you had some crazy stories like your home was raided by the F B. I oh yeah, oh yeah. Why was that? What did you do? What did I do? I thought nothing, but apparently they thought by just going to DC on January. Sixth, anyone who you were at you were out. The I was at the I was at the new nine eleven as they like to call it where we had a bunch of old.
Ladys and kids, and parents and uncles and dancing in the national anthem? For most part, you do you re faced pay now another I kept it had a top hat where's the FBI.
Animal had
now when normal. I went normal like most of us had like the skull capital scarf. If you kill
regarding animal hat way. Animal happy picked for that one.
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not anymore, Magna now taken their play today
The ETA came to the house. Have
I been like, I always have haven't been charged with anything. That's happened June tenth of last year, okay have been charged with anything. They still have my stuff. I even posted the day of all the footage that I took on Instagram, which got takedown. I got ticked down, especially and as well as that
they got ticked down and but yeah I'm. Currently. They came in there. They took my computers, my laptop or my computer, or my laptop sorry, my phone's, some usb drives, which has a bunch of which I I think it's kind of funny cause. I have a bunch of old acting photos where my all
different bad headshot. From from like the seventeen years of it out here,
they still have that's not that she took two of my mega hats, and I said why are you taken that no like
that's what we saw you wearing a video and might even like most people there may at all. Anyway,
Are you out of your magic Germany, Manga had to do
while on those two okay said to have like you had to have twenty eight, no, I had to because one of them I got at the first rally ever. I went Trump rally wanted to in August of two thousand and twenty, and I was like I was like okay I'll finally put one on. I hadn't put one on. You know all the whole time, so I was like okay, let's do the other one. I got the first time I went to DC for the blacks it back the blue event. That happened. I want to say that was probably October or September.
right after Trump was sick, so I wanna say it was September or something like that. So I remembered that day will yeah dark day in history. When Trump was what he was sick,
and then, and then we had an I'm currently right, now doing a class action against the F b I and agents that came into my home illegally in red pill based and Rep. You know if we gotta do something you gotta do something because we've watched them just push people around. So I have to ask
did they knock walls and no knocked melded, not they banned on the door. So I'd like a KGB,
by it was close enough. When you look at how the country supposed to work, I asked flight of them tonight. They banged on the door,
my best friend was he. He was staying in a front room with my godson five and seven at the time. So he sees that he goes out and they're all ready, locked and loaded with a rs, and he opens the door like with his hands out. They grab him put him against the wall. His sons can look out the window and see this and where my room is is located in the back of the house. So I kind of I kind of more come out of it right. I'm like
sleep in and I hear have p I f b I might like what's going on and I'm still thinking and I'm like you've gotta, be kidding me and open up the door. I'm just like. Did you see that that that call of duties like silhouette right of the the flash and the gun in my hands and air always I was like you know, don't shoot my dog cause. Ginger was kind of like what's going on and did they shoot your da na
That's the atm that shoots. Eighty of sheets, a lot of dogs, the atm know it was just f b I, and so they came grabbed me and luckily I decided to wear pants go to sleep that night.
They seriously because they wouldn't. Let me usually not well yeah,
I like I like live free. You know, like I'd. Take this freedom thing
Firstly, all the way here, so so they they need.
in the oven and took me outside of that number sweatpants, and I didn't see anyone else that I knew, except for I saw one lady holding my five year old or my ten four year old godson in her arm. You know taking them into the car and it's
What's going on, you know and asked for the warrant they're like well, we gotta clear the house then I'm like. I want to call my lawyer and they're like wait. One second and I started repeating those two you know requests over and over by the time they cleared the house,
and they they're like let's get him a copy of the warrant and they come out with a sheet of paper, a sheet of paper that just had like, basically, the top of whatever this warrant was or whatever it said, which that's illegal in itself. You have to see what they're in there for which they didn't have they have one pdf download a specific thing or another, so they just sat there and had this. They had a piece of paper. On my end, I'm looking at it not that I'm looking at all my stuff sitting on my
but my dining room table and anomaly. What's goin like what the tie me, you had a scrap of paper that said warrant
yeah, I mean honestly, it might as well have said it. You know, and I'm like this is crazy. What are you? What do you? Why are you taking this? Why are you taking that they knew they were?
to the garage and pulled out the Skull catholic church skullcaps and scars and took pictures of it like they there near China really are you don't have any warning? You could have destroyed you're like a sign
and now said they would be step, and then I wouldn't out a home alone them out the other cans of paint ready to come round of rolling born, and I have ever pretty soon
in the door because we, when they took me outside, I saw there a battering ram thing and I was kind of like oh no, I asked him I was like: did you guys, try that to the door to like now
We not first, because I wanted to see the pretty full idea like fashion.
This is not an arrest. You know the guy what they wanted. A rescue like no less than a restaurant street just have a bad
in rear battering ram and twelve or fourteen agents. With a hours pointed at you and around you're round your problem this month,
after the Jew, Judith inside you haven't done anything in that period. So like there was some us-
belated threatening Owen around like ours continue into and when the
times, and the daily mail gardener actor concern.
if have actor rated by F B. I because that's what it was for us to sully the name so that people would I've heard from friends in industry like this as well. You know they want to work with you, but they're afraid the f b I blah blah blah blah blah. So that's what it was truly for more than anything else right, because I didn't do anything, there's nothing done then, just walking around recording what I saw and trying to report on it like everyone else, and you know they they just had
like in the papers when you go past the art, the headline of Acta, rated all is said, and there was like he's best known for
his speeches at rat trump rallies and telling telling people to run for local office, just which are best known for its own best known for outside, of like the act
they're saying so like I'm, I'm so dangerous that our telling people to do is run for local.
This at least say say like Adam, is a fight back,
literally violent.
The letter later, that the ideal fell it now. It was. It was while to read these articles in and then he started
I didn't like some of the lies that had financial lives. Like the first article said I had like MOTO like I had like two million dollars, then the the the second one said I kept it kept going up said I had like six and in the last one
had. Fourteen and all of them saying that I made that money doing one seen on a show years ago and residuals build it up for it
forty million dollars flower bed. I gotta talk to my agent cause you way more than that yeah! No! No! You know I'm like that. Sags been taken a lot, but it's just the lies that just came and dropped outta. It was just it was wild, so people if people want to vote for you, they can check you out CR,
before assembly, dot com? Let me just kind of finish up. I ask in life why the hacker is still in California,
and you know I know, there's a lot of people that are moving out of state and they're like we're going to get out of this place. What what can conservatives do to fight back? What's the case for staying here and fighting all the cases, the fact that most people homes they've been here for decades and generations, is why it's it's the most beautiful state in a union and this whole country? What this the apples there, how this country's established is that
we we have to stand and we have to protect ours, our area we have to and right now a lot of a lot of conservatives. We've been asleep at the wheel here in California and across the country. So now you have to, like I said earlier, make sure people are registered to vote, get out there for this primary, because it is a top two here in California we can't just sit back and it's not the top Republican Democrat anymore. It's the top two vote. Getters and people are upset right now. So, if you're not doing your part, whether you're walking the streets for a candidate, you're, donating money or you're, registering people to vote, then we will lose the state. But people are here still fighting for a reason, because it's the most beautiful state in the union, if California goes the rest of the country goes. This is the fifth largest economy in on the planet. So we need to fight for this. For not only for ourselves in California but for the rest of the nation, evil doesn't stop.
They're not going to stop because, like all right, we got California good luck with it in Tennessee or in Texas or Florida. It's like now we got California. What can we get? So it's really up to us. He can run the day, but you're going to be running again tomorrow, like it I wanted. Can we get the american flag behind him
at Eagles, the building amusing, the that's really what I need to do for the day. Yeah. You can check out his campaign slogan for assembly dot com and now we're going to try.
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this increase, is she likes awful? I kind of like look like law
it is art. Do any of the women here have a middle part ran out
parts of religions? Here I don't think, there's any women younger than me, but she's like do not put this on me. Now. I try to elect a real bad yeah. Alright, why does Jonesy not drink anyway? I don't drink.
fact. I don't. I don't know why they don't drink. I guess I was you that drink less than millennium.
Probably I mean I guess I guess weed is more legal in other states, so I I, if I had to guess we just have more options and a lot of people don't like drinking like I don't really care for drinking cause. It just makes you feel awful the next day. So I was going to say there are popping pills, pills instance, pill popping baby, so yeah. No, we have
diverse options? He says: oh yeah, I forgot about the pills, yeah, the shoes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah! That's right! That's true! Yeah! It's like I dunno! Why we don't drake pills. That's it! That's funny!
all right I'll. Why? Why does Jens Z not like the law,
having a multi like the normal crying laughing yeah. Well, we like the skull emerging and I always had a liar.
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I gotta figure out. What's the next two years he's your lightness tells you can't use aim of oh Jesus cars, we once he gets it and gives caught with its use your certain plan to begin a link with the same place,
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I know like alright it's it's strange because it's like some of the same fashion trends now so maybe that's where that is just come back mom genes and all that comes in
I don't. We know we lived through the nineties to make the mistakes that you guys wouldn't make those,
you have your governing, like we had enough technology that you're not
dying of referendums. Uh. You know it's like we're medically advance, not but its before everyone start getting offended about things when everyone got weird, I just didn't like it was a happy period
run on your phone out. I'm too that in the Gatt
nobody, really your bothering! You too, I do think there was the perfect mix of we got the internet, but we
late enough in our development that we didn't need it
yeah rely on it S. Just like all I'll check. My email has a cool saying that we didn't have it with us all
when get on my bike and go to Josh's house and then just hang out all day with your friends outside, I would love to get on like a I am well. I guess I was early two thousands and go home and talk to my friends instead of being like.
I have to be available. People think you're available. Twenty four, all the time I gotta you have to have the ability to contact me in twenty four seven does not mean I'm available. So tough are we,
one more question, lousy on why
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how can you demonstrate for us? I just want to make sure you got away. Can we do that again and then, and then just cut
the ice reaction by the curb your enthusiasm not likely to give this woman
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it was how the kids do it. You hang out with a dense a lot. Let's all do at the same time, time away from the my three
again and again,
man. I'd never want to do that again. Now that
thoroughly hate ourselves. We got a few questions from M J from her twitter followers dogs, cats from highly
die Natalie. Do you get it?
push back for having a bad word in your twitter header, MR from vintage mom, so my twitter had her as a screen grab of Tyre Kay,
that Liberty hidden got here besides, I'm sure as hell, I protection so technically flower bed, the feds, my by the way, did just by
entire. Can you don't have to follow up with?
carrying out how the Tiger King someone who knows the guarantee each year which Tiger which the libertarian libertarian it wasn't like the tiger king. There is like a libertarian campaign manager
not only does the tiger right out of their funding austrian, but I've had like two people common time, but it's so based in funding that I say mind your business and don't look at it for me when you didn't you to refer to it
Yet in the kitchen, I'm age, I am, I am a going. You will take this one c
yeah. What's the first thing
If you're going to do when you get back in Babylon Bee Twitter account. I was like yeah honestly it's going to be southern tile. That probably does the first thing. So the first thing I'm gonna do is
my post, what we tell my job, you're uncapitalized everything capital, I'm going to rebrand new aesthetic for the b is uncapitalized, oh my! So if you guys can't understand it, she's back okay, how how? How did you start working for the Babylon Bee? This is from Matt, Montgomery and well. I met Seth through Twitter actually and the pandemic started and he's just kind of like. Would you like a job here and I'm like yeah, I edit some videos, so it worked out cause. I just got laid off
from my student job on campus, because schools shut down so yeah? I worked part time here for like almost a full year and then I came on full time and been living in a docker. Since that's awesome, yeah they say ask him: what does that mean? Ok,
asked ask him what they think about aliens first time I'll be listening to Babylon. Bees podcast to two allowed only occur so happy to have you,
am a big alien believer. I love alien documentaries, I've seen probably like all of them on Netflix and Amazon, I'm an alien truther. I dunno how
these guys feel about it, but I mean I speak for the Babylon Bee personally endorse alien person actually capitalized aliens are they talking about. The genes can have
seen that that's bears
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no I'll get only watch and not a flu,
so you're gonna get. We now have to question
There are similar. These are from Gavin. Do Little John Douglas Nelson, basically asking
how well they're not quite the same question
businesses that how can you be a libertarian in a christian
heated gavel? Do you don't have to answer? Gavin do little says with the Babylon Bee being conservative? How does that mixed with your personal libertarian and kept politics
I don't know- I mean I'm pretty:
I don't think that we using the means like as hard core like
Trump, unlike Republican, its people, think I know some road jokes may become across that way, but every one hears like super chill you very open to a kind of differing ideas in London Calvinism then
get out ways. I have a question and yet what about Libertarian been?
Rotarian is anti christian, or most people honestly are gonna. Be like will. Libertarians are pro choice by I mean libertarians are honestly pretty fifty fifty programme.
Pro choice. So Adela returns is like you do what you
only MIA, that's basically how that, but if, even if they believe in protecting personal liberties and depends, if you believe that that's a human or so how do things
human and civil rights needs to be primarily. I just think we can spread in Christianity and be good people without needing the state her for
not everybody out of self, while rigour
they'll be bombs, they painted it is libertarians all don't gotta have that
it's definitely a loaded question, yeah sure or we we could then post right. We just know that we don't do that. No, let's let let's let Jon
Nelson know that I have no qualms with libertarianism meshing with Christianity? Do you end
the FED or a war, the war on drugs? First, the great question:
I feel like where I fed because gotta right everyone, then I want drugs fund data, yeah yeah. We underline the dominoes response,
belongs long says: what is better? Bitcoin your guns. Well,
I haven't looked at present price bitcoin. Would you like me to tell you, but I will
I tell you the value my ammo has not gone down. So ask me again in a year, but right now, I'm honestly going to go with guns. How much ammo do you have and where specifically is stored, my dad would absolutely murder
yeah,
if someone says one Bitcoin today? What would you do with it from lad costume what the penny on the price of Bitcoin I'd probably be able to get like dollar
a new dawn. But I guess I answer the answer. People want two years I would horrible. I would hold of my one Bitcoin
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Braddock oath is a symbol that descended from the time when morality was discussed by educated philosophers and not by
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