This is the Babylon Bee Weekly News Podcast for the week of 1/15/2021.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk about the week’s biggest stories like how Arminians are storming the gates of Heaven to protest election, wild manatees are suddenly coming out in a strong show of support for Donald Trump, and censorship is hitting anyone to the right of Stalin thanks to “Big T.” Kyle’s favorite bird to pronounce eats an alligator, samosas fly into space, and the squirrels are up to something! It’s another The Babylon Bee news show!
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Introduction
Kyle celebrates his birthday with the California Highway Patrol.
Stuff That’s Good
Kyle likes Pete Vik’s Hope and Light & Darkness.
Ethan likes Gran Torino… again. And The Outlaw Josey Wales. Okay, Clint Eastwood stuff n general.
Weird News
Game warden uses marksmanship to rescue deer with locked antlers
Fulfilled prophecy? Mysterious NYC squirrel attacks rise in Queens neighborhood: Report
Website seeks 'professional binge watcher' to watch Netflix, eat pizza
Samosa sent to 'space' by British eatery crash-lands in France
Scientists Report First Instances of Dwarf Giraffes
Florida manatee has 'TRUMP' etched into its side; officials seek information
Florida bird caught on video swallowing whole alligator
Kyle gets three Guinness World Records since it is his birthday!
Man chops through apples while juggling knives for Guinness record
Siblings Set World Record for the Highest Combined Age, 1042 Years
Athlete does 64 hand-release pushups in one minute for new record
Stories of the Week
Story 1 Arminians Storm God's Throne Room To Protest Election
Summary:A gang of rogue Arminians has broken into God's throne room in order to protest the doctrine of election, sources confirmed Thursday. Hordes of the anti-Calvinist protesters stormed the gates of heaven before angels were forced to fall back and barricade the throne room.
"Down with the predestined, sovereign election of God!" cried one man from Florida as he burst into the throne room wearing a buffalo hat. "This whole thing is rigged! Divine interference!"
Arminians were seen scaling the walls of heaven. One managed to hang a "Who is able to resist His will?" banner on the gates of the place, while others busted in and started roaming the streets of gold looking for the Lord's throne room. A few made it in but were instantly killed by being in the presence of the Almighty God, sparking further protests.
There was very little looting, though a few Chick-fil-A sandwiches were taken.
At publishing time, Arminians had suggested the protesters were actually Calvinists disguised as Arminians to make them look bad. Calvinists say there is no proof of this as most of the protesters had neither beards nor smug looks on their faces.
The Real Story: Oh wait, the capitol building got stormed too? The capitol building was stormed, presumably by pro-Trump fanatics who think the 2020 election was rigged.
-A man in a buffalo hat was there and another man walked off with a podium. One man ransacked Nancy Pelosi’s office.
-Also, in related news, The Babylon Bee slack channel simply titled #Theology because #ArguingAboutCalvinism was too long, has kicked off with many fiery screeds about free will, election, predestination, and the love of God.
-Imagine if Trump had won, none of this would have happened. this is Antifa at the capitol:
-Antifa leader “Brothers, fret we may, but a fair election has ended and we must accept the results, though they were not in our favor. Lay down your bricks. Remove the vodka soaked rags from your molotov cocktails and drink with me as we accept these results like men. We shall leave the Capitol unmolested, we will don no buffalo garments, for we are not like those savages. Yes, we have a line we will not cross, and this is it.” Then they sing an ancient Antifa war song about honor, tragedy, and losing with dignity..
Sad part of the story, in addition to the erosion of our norms and culture, was that a woman Ashli Babbitt was shot dead by the police, several other rioters died from medical emergencies, and a capitol police officer, Brian Sicknick, was killed in the riot at the Capitol.
See also: Our NEW animation about Who Was Really Behind The Attack On The Capitol
Story 2 After Being Kicked Off Social Media, Trump Forced To Go Door To Door And Shout 'RIGGED ELECTION!'
Summary: After being permanently banned from social media, President Trump has been forced to knock on doors across the country, one door at a time. If anyone opens the door, he will shout one of his classic lines such as "RIGGED ELECTION!" or "Hillary is a loser! SAD!" at them before moving on to the next house.
Real Story: Big Tech is going nuts on the censorship front.Donald Trump got suspended from Twitter and Facebook for “inciting a riot”
Twitter’s statement said, “After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.”
Amazon, Apple, and Google got Parler got taken down.
Ron Paul has been blocked from Facebook.
Conservatives have been quick to point out the double standards and hypocrisy of social media companies letting leftist incitements to violence stay and slamming the hammer down on conservatives.
Revealing CNN article: Defiant Trump denounces violence but takes no responsibility for inciting deadly riot
Twitter blog about Trump tweets
Story 3 Biden Unveils Skin Color Chart To Determine Who Gets Federal Aid
Summary: President-elect Joe Biden gave a press briefing from the basement of his Wilmington mansion announcing that his incoming administration will be utilizing an innovative skin color chart to determine who is the priority in receiving their share of the $900 billion federal coronavirus aid package recently passed by Congress.
“Our priority will be black, Latino, Asian, and Native American-owned small businesses, women-owned businesses (real quote),” Biden informed the nation. “We are sending out a new color chart to all agencies involved to make sure there is no malarkey…”
Experts praised the administration’s new color chart as being very unambiguous, black-and-white even, on who the government was going to help and not help.
Real Story: From Joe Biden’s website “To address the racial wealth gap, the opportunity gap, and the jobs gap for Black and Brown people, Biden will launch a historic effort to empower small business creation and expansion in economically disadvantaged areas – and particularly for Black-, Latino-, AAPI-, and Native American-owned businesses.”
Washington Post Article On Joe Biden Small Business Plan
Joe Biden’s reported nominee for head of DOJ, Kristen Clarke said back in her Harvard days, “Melanin endows Blacks with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities — something which cannot be measured based on Eurocentric standards.”
Topic of the Week:
Big Tech Censorship, what is the role of social media?
-Libertarian private property trumps all so a private company can just do what it wants?
-Federal Section 230 protections protect social media companies as being considered platforms instead of publishers- is that cool?
-Jack was gloating about Parler being taken down.
-Are we heading to a place where conservatives have to make their own phones, own networks, own web providers, own banks?
They made their own, Parler, and it got taken down by Amazon, Google, and Apple.
GoDaddy took away the domain registration for a gun forum AR-15.com
Big megacorporations like AMEX, AMAZON, Marriot, Commerce Bank, Dow, Hallmark, Blue Cross, Charles Shwab, their PACs are cutting off donations to 147 Republicans who supported efforts against certifying the election results.
At least three banks are cutting off ties from Trump. (Signature, Deutsche, and Profession banks)
What are the implications for The Babylon Bee? What threats do we have and why do we need subscribers to support us.
The hypocrisy of Big Tech of what they allow to remain up.
Hate Mail
Will says we are making Christianity look bad again.
Subscriber Portion
Behind the Scenes Update
When this comes out Kyle will be at Winter Bee Con in Michigan.
Mailbag
Jackson Baker sent us a video about how the proposal went and answers some of Ethan’s questions like if Kelsey got bored reading the list of tips from the Bee.
Bonus Hate Mail
Doug incites violence we think and maybe thinks we created social media?
Got Any Cool Stories?
Story Time With Ethan Nicolle
Email us your cool stories!
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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A gang of Rogue Armenians, has broken into gods throne room in order to protest. The doctrine of election source of confirmed
hordes of the anti communist protesters stormed the gates of Heaven before angels were forced to fall back and barricade the throne room. While
harmony, and so there are many and there really known for how they stand up that Corrigan eyes. Yet they have these
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but a fair election has ended. We must act
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so dragged from your molotov cocktails and drink with me as they accept the results like men. We shall leave the capital unmolested, we'll do no buffalo garment down no Buffalo garments, we're not like those savages and the rats. Yes, we have a line. We will not cross, and this is it then they say
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If anyone opens the door, he will shout one of his classic lines, such as regular said or
the loser sad at them
before moving on to the next house, others visual.
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your friends very much like censorship is knocking people
left and right,
he's got suspended from Twitter and Facebook for dessert quotes for audio. Isn't it
citing a riot incited it now we do. Are we are talking about big tech censorship in our main topic cooker, so when Kennedy
light here, but it is interesting if you read what twit.
statement on what Trump actually said that I'm kicked off.
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in the context around them specific
quickly, how they are being received and interpreted on and off twitter. We have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement to violence, but it was too
tweets one was about
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they banned his videos where he gave the video message after the capital riots or when they were running down.
And that's when he said everybody go home, stay peaceful and they deleted those.
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I have seen us. It was one of the things that, within like twenty four hours, just became the accepted line
been Cited- violence and I still haven't, found anything where he inciting violence. I get that it probably is
the best political strategy knows proudly pretty short sighted to be like the election was stone.
you're two months and in unit of losing the Senate, because nobody bothered about vote
yeah and yeah. Maybe that can lead to some people, go crazy and gone to the capital on going way too far there, but it
He was very specifically to be peaceful. I think there's some addresses beforehand. We say we're gonna peacefully protest. This thing,
yeah and if you compare it to the all the language and that we want to left her in the riots when there are telling people like we will not be silent, they shouldn't stop. You know these are like democratic, leaner, saying on a very clear contrast between how tromp was acting error. They rested,
Double standards and same m is another example of a time where, like Donald Trump
The other thing I would not defend within the left took
our response to it so far. Right now, I'm defending and every time everything my time on
stop making me different trop here and then
what really scary and what is more, the main topic is just how quickly everybody just lockstep band everything like trumps been banned from Pinterest and, yes, let go to start run. You gotta do on Pincher interests
I would like to find out how we never know Etsy Board trumps Etsy be like
it'll never now some little stitch like a lock of his hair, but markers single stitched mega pillars. What kind of stuff I lost? Twenty five hundred,
followers on Twitter. The Babylon Bee lost sixty eight,
Thousand, followers on twitter account. So lot analyses follow? U turn I don't know, I don't
with the current year is a ban, a bunch of people they ban like Sidney Power got knocked armed and banking, we know are anonymous demagogy. Nobody knows you yeah, Michael Flynn. I think I saw crazy. They kicked much people
go here. If they like didn't want to do this new fact, we thought tat. This is the moment to her manner.
while organs are more about Texans ship in our Stuart, our topic, the weak there, let's go under worse is next week. President Elect Joe Biden gave the press briefing from the basement of his Wilmington mansion, announcing that is incoming administration will be utilizing an innovative skin color chart.
To determine. Who is the priority in receiving their share of the nine hundred billion or federal corona virus aid package? Skin color chart just checks it and you walk up and say, is hold it up to them is like a hawk.
the skin colors noticed me. I tell MAX's so you come up, then you go like pleases aerial, please, sir. My business has been shut down for your last year. My family
starving may have more stimulus. Please you owe me ten thousand,
yeah,
but by actually said our priority will be black latino, asian and native american own small businesses and women
on businesses were sitting. Oh, that's, not real.
they say when I was looking up. None of that is real, but then it goes on to say our secure its eye on that we are sending out a new colored chart doll agencies involved to make sure there's no malarkey here, no malarkey, no malarkey.
So yeah he said to address the racial was gap. The opportunity gap in the jobs gap for black and brown people buying will launch a historic effort to empower small business creation and expansion and economical
disadvantaged areas, particularly for black latino API.
That agent, American Pacific, Island, or well and native American owned businesses that was on his website. That is honest. That is there so wonderful.
Yeah. I read that the well there's a bunch of stuff is got in there.
And it sir this is it.
Tal part of his was a car big, better backer, Biller, better backer, though back better bill.
back very backbone, of better baby bill about the person gathers,
Like these expanding ways that I like
small business owners and other there were certain protections for small business owners that couldn't get sued for just
infinite amount of money,
If I had a certain amount likely yelling one employee to employ you like a guy, the hired one assistant you gonna get,
save more than like three grandma they ve taken. Allow these back boundaries away. They just make a leg: litigations like open season on small business, employ owners all the way down to the smallest. That's why in it
it could be this the slightest accusation of
I'm getting me like accusation for somebody who wasn't the person they were needed
there were offended whoever someone else in saying that full court case
It gives lawyers no full incentive
just litigating because that lorries make money either way whether they want to listen
and it most of these situations. These businesses don't make any money. Are they they come out poor if they win
they come out still losing it. I'm just fighting and loss in Korea, s huge drain on resources, but luckily we
that binds administration is not gonna. Have any racism, not there's no anti racist there, but at least be Rachel harmony across the line right, because here
Fourteen Omni for Head of Department of Justice Christian Clark wants it back in her harbor days, melanin in Dallas, blacks, with greater mental, physical and spiritual abilities, something which cannot be measured based on your eccentric standards
This is gonna, go well very excited for the future of our nations cell melanin. Unlike vile, like essential oils, income is melanin. Beer
you can get a business owners in a line about satanic salons Taylor Scale, oh, but driver to try to get out of it
our racial equality like racial harmony world. It involves like
everybody doing great, except for poor white people down there. There is little grey that there's poor white men have any money for really do exist, I'm from a very poor white area. That's I grew up around and others
They really are poor white people believe it or not
it's so who isn't races to think that only black people poor is not the raises. Reading the races racism injection always betrays, like a certain raises belief in the brain, is being the objection. We're gonna help the poor, helpless idiots out. There can get a job Jamie black people, while I dont my that's my impression of I understand, but that's not gonna, get cut all over the internet are let's community to advocate a week, big tech, censorship on these texts. Censorship events should hold you in different directions. I set a very excited about it: texts, executive, authorship, everybody, let's go like others like
Can you imagine the voice over guy? You know and like
big Farm and then is a big oil. The never like the Tec, emotion,
watching the daily wire, but I think most people left they like big tech right.
yes, because now this authoritarianism that they, I think that they cannot have been its near sighted power they want, and that is its like now.
It's cool now its popular now have an excuse for, and it's like. Oh all, right, let's go affair, authoritarian state, whoo hoo, it's not Kyle's freedom.
Working cow. That's what so crazy about all this like
I had to, I had to think through a lot of this and work through a lot of this cuz. It's like a ds. On the one hand, it's private company, that is
You can no longer use our product. That is fine, and if we are the people who are saying you know, we don't have to big
cake. When the person comes into the shop, then on one hand,
There's a consistency. It says, yeah, ok, what the problems are now that government is so tight.
with these big tech companies,
in all the government has to do is be like hey Jack. You, article J,
he comes out of his little love van that he is living on the streets of San Francisco. Pierre was a man he's totally high like some island in the Pacific, and there was a row,
spiritual adviser, don't shrubs our political opponent, which, by banning abroad
and as long as they like have this barrier that does not the government doing we're gonna, do anything. That's why you and I don't. I don't think, that's
and the monopolies that God ass a thing to happen with parlour.
parlors servers on Amazon. The Amazon has like fifty per cent of like few needs.
They ip, not servers. Amazon owns, like the largest portions
a huge amount, it's hard to get to do it on the agenda.
Amazon, also provide servers to twitter. So it's really bizarre that
Amazon that that was with devastating avenue parlour was. It was devastating that Google and apple pull them from their appstore, but even worse, Amazon,
took away their ability even have their information on right and
Did it with a twenty four hour notice, it basis?
but make all these massive changes that a company like Twitter could do with crazy algorithms
And made him living that one thing that, like I've, seen stories in parlor didn't comply parlour was trying to comply. I've watched interviews with the lady, whose people run parlour
I mean they're, devastated
trying to keep up
and they don't want to be like Twitter. They dont want to be like Facebook and they really does Philip Twitter
he spoke and Apple and Google they're kind of like these giant behemoths. They run everything and they're all talking about the horrible things have happened and on their watching.
who is to blame. Then there's like this tiny,
parlor rather know a guy. That's your was blamed parlor like there's. Nobody plodding violence, hissing horrible things on twitter or Facebook. I know the donkey
taken down now, tutors I'll, just a lot of positive comments here. All the time I gotta go
samples
told how many hours
It's against. Israel is the same stance. We have always taken Israel's a malignant cancer is tumor in the west asian region that has to be removed and eradicated. This possible
happen, not us
That's a tweet that is on twitter and we want to see- and I raised a radiance of learning. The eyes are unable. If he's like our ends like head of department of Blast of upper, is how many
specially pockets. I was whose, like their self esteem, yeas, like their generosity,
the annexes in others, as argument like well, if you don't like it, you build your own twitter yeah, like ok, fine thing about parlour,
MASH, go make your own web servers him. You don't go, make your own email provider go get in Iraq
ship and go to your own planet make your own society. I guess that's what it's are coming to hunt some level,
thanks are cutting ties from Trump Mega corporations like Emacs, Amazon, Maria Commerzbank Hallmark Charles Schwab, they're all cutting
any donations to Republicans who supported efforts against certifying the election results,
we're gonna, because Democrats did the same thing back to accepting the voters
a movement I think was more states in their actually were in the Republicans. They were trying to fight against, certifying the election results for down drop, as I could
There's a dozen boom you're not go down,
It took away the domain registration for a gun forum, air fifteen dot com.
How long until you- and I are just yet guys- dahlias wagner- was happening bills like if a second you seen avalanche coming down the mountain, where there is a good right now, it's cool the watch, but it's gonna hit it. They come in. The thing is-
Everything about numb great thing about,
ending speech you know like is never back,
on the other, but never to be used against you
yeah, that's a great way to end violence is, did make people feel completely silence and unable to waste. Assuring way is not yet have any kind of all of us were driving, that's wonderful, yet it generally people to go.
Can't talk, sought to sit here and play grand theft, auto.
You know the gas so twitters constantly full of positive comments like
when this guy said, who are Mitch Mcconnell's neighbours under saying, ran, pause neighbour did what a true Kentucky hero should do. It's your turn to step up
call the violin do not and
Kelly, Paul ran, Paul's wife says: hey Jack. Remember how for
ass three years you have allowed thousands of hateful tweet celebrating my husband's assault and encouraging more violence against him. I do both destroy roasted roasted by Kelly Paul, by the way, I think, a great name for coffee shop would be boom roasted.
are we giving that to our listeners for freeze its free?
How would I want free coffee? You make it.
or I name of coffee, beginning for coffee beans, costly. He knew he had on this show before said, it's amazing. The big tech was able to shut down so many accounts and Van Parlour and a span of ours, but no one could stop porn hub.
important proliferating, child porn and rightfully
has abused women for years boom.
whom roasted of costs to him
so. This feels like a brave new world. I don't know this feels like a step.
But this has happened before words like this guy got banning like, while you know they went for our Jones here. Well, it's Alex Jones are there for this guy or that guy mellow or whatever yeah for him now, and then I owe you just
and the President of the United States from Twitter and a bunch of people inside care, this is probably like that slippery slope of, but it was not well.
You haven't seen a lot of people comparing it to the response to nine eleven. My colleague went Foreign Patriot ACT afterwards,
the more out. All this, like everybody wants to lick, overstep dislike, do
Joe Biden. How do they are Joe Biden introducing Patriot ACT to even more patriotic? That's coming. So what do we do it? It's like as a person whose passionately
Do you just like get off of Amazon and Twitter and Facebook, and you go over and find like some little other website, they're going to crush if they haven't already
I mean, I think you do try to build the infrastructures that we can control. I think and things we can control. We do try to build around
try to build around network as be great if we could, but doesn't it
become like a
divided internet, where there's one half here, one half therein licorice conserved were left with that.
that better or worse than having us all beyond what I think. I think,
What's say where the internet was five years ago, ten years ago like when Twitter was was kind of
growing popularity and had channels open discussion, and there is tweets from Jack reduced,
years ago, where he's like this will remain a place for open discussion, because a leftist pushing unlike Bambi, will ban like that's now or about we're about open discussion
and I think that was kind of the ideal like, but if you forgotten band
we're supposed to do. Just have nothing
yeah? No, nothing! So do you think you build up?
investors. We can you work within where you can
I am hoping that this turns out to be a good thing for parlor its,
their name, much bigger than it was before, and I wouldn't
figure out their server issue,
and also their suing Amazon. I hope they win. Advent asked Us Amazon in their their contract was that they have. If there's a change aims. I want save thirty days to make it a given twenty four hours to make massive impossible changes,
I would love to see them went.
I am saying just ask area it is that the push of a button, one phone call there's like a big meeting in every out. Ok, we ban everybody. Now you know- and it is this, that its Gary, how fast it happens and how in sync they are how organised they are. You know you are other sites. I movies like alien or whatever, where there's always there's like three mega corporations that control over their millions, like one medical version, controls everything, and it was always like. Oh these it. This is. This is like a fascist, Juno, NEO, fascist, you're, right wing, yeah company that took over thing. It's like that's where we are the exhibits, the letter lefty, we lend you teen, you Tawny Corporation, run by Jeff Business. I think also seek out. I think a lot of people don't think this way you used to ban you're entertainment in things given tee.
you threw giant corporation-
like Disney, like that. The internet has made it possible for creators to do things like crowd funding.
Seek out people that you want support, find their patriarch page find their crowd funding,
thing they're doing or whatever find things
I that are indeed independence. Things like that, and I think that I would tie in the Babylon Bee subscriber
the way you can stay connected. Essen Twitter pushes the button you and even notice cuz. I will be right here with her
but I am in anybody you like
find how to get directly to them, find their website and their way to get to them. Like a lot of us have to use Amazon, I saw my book and Amazon, but I also have my own story. I sell it, you know, sir,
now that person's actual site seek out
How did the money gets most directly to them? I don't believe it.
and strike shut you down by local shop local by directly wherever you can't exactly like even saying, subscribe, monetarily and support the content you like. Maybe that's us, maybe that someone else damaging to make
concern of Amazon, whose start in that our aid,
But again I gotta museums, only crazy. I know
but I don't I don't know if that's a societal good. I don't know if it is a sign of good, like I agree as it is so convenient, but the aggregate leave, I think I do think its overall bad for sites, probably bedfellows like it. I, like I mean remember back in the day when I wanted some weird board gayer, weird video game. It's like I would go to some. I will go directly to this weird.
indeed developers website and go through their seats
in check out process in like when I met, you went to some weird game store that to reality do. But if I had my son now because they don't exist, development is at home, but you know you had to go and you you wouldn't like.
Yeah I had to go through the checkout process. You put in your weird address your put your address in this weird website and you hope that they don't like murder you or something
but it was fun. You know you got this package like I don't know, there's something just so homogenous about Amazon, that's out of its good news. Harrison yeah, Perron, very much. Believe G.
It just removed, despised, Amazon, J K, Chesterton, Yes- and I said his ago- shops, crazy and because Amazon is like the cheese that
he's in that everybody gets the same cheese wedge Anita.
Used to be the wild West, where you would get all kinds of weird kinds of cheese he might do say, theatre.
two, but the idea he had ever known yeah continues to be a good,
funding. Ok, we're gonna want some hate mail,
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It's really sad that you claim to be a christian company and yet
fond of social justice efforts, people trying to get rid of racism and get someone out of office
clearly incites violence and hatred towards everyone except white, males,
shame on you, you may Christine
They look really bad,
Making Christianity look bad, oh yeah at the moment, is the world ever thought crescendo with good without ever having, maybe one.
When crochet measures will soften Lincoln
but this is that I think is actually side of Agnes can happen if, like the real Christians, are going to come out,
ones that aren't really get it cut of crumble, away real Christians who supported Trump there
There's going to be exactly seventy five million versions, everybody else will go away.
Yeah. I love the idea that you have to like accept completely what social justice claims to be doing like you have to go. You can't oppose it in any way. It's itself again.
This funding, angular decisive. You make a lot of people trying to get rid of racism senor,
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