Kyle, Adam, and Jarret at The Babylon Bee are back at it again tackling the news of the week and laughing as the world goes full clown. Pastor Brian Holland also stops by to talk about how following Jesus is SIMPLE.
The Bee guys talk about what’s in the news this week like the Stephen Crowder situation, Biden celebrating Muslim culture being woven into America’s founding, and how Community Notes on Twitter seem to actually be fact checking people now with real facts. AI is making videos now and they are terrifying, Elon Musk commented on The Onion’s jokes, and the Writers Guild of America is on strike!
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We talk about. The most popular conspiracy theories are sure
I say, the real news that will come out six months from now. You've heard of chat, g p t, but have you heard of ai generated video, it's fun and terrifying? The writers guild is going on strike,
now will come up with seven colbert maxillaries vaccine following Jesus is simple local pastor.
Brian Poland is here to break down just fourteen complicated steps. All
and more on
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everyone, I'm comin, the editor in chief of the double envy and I'm hanging over that of cancer and journal a master. They probably have titles too,.
But I don't remember what they are an answer and that's her there. So you get stuck to Brian holland about his new book, simple. We I had not
so, am I I, I suppose, jeer at an out of date,
it's says Jared who now, I think, maybe either we do.
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was a really memorable. Astute many was just jerry ruminants,
He was now he wasn't. It was me
find it emma. Was it asked or who, as you know, is the bald per bolognese bob bessie? I might have talked to him.
I don't remember what his book was. I was a while
The very did this was a long time ago. I knew I was a lottery up. It was agreed at the Van diagram of people that we get on the pod. Gaston people, I know, is this baby, so circles don't touch it all. I know
I know bribed very well. Guy he's talked to yeah yeah. I think I did now that I think about it. Yeah. This is awesome. I just love them well,
to travel to the frozen tundra of montana this week.
Well, there was Atlantis, I loved it. There was the last minute speech I had to give somebody dropped out. Graham Allen from turning point. Usa is a they adopted, a kid and they got the call they had to go pick up the kid I was like last minute: we
store your kids in your kids that will hold them till tuesday. Then we send them back to the distributor. He's done your order.
Is ready for bet, you're get him. So we were so. I got to play out there and it was
black whirlwind was one of those trips. Are there for less time than you travelling in
so I landed in missoula drove two hours to Helena nice in gave a speech, fell asleep for four hours jumped on a plane, helma back to die, to allay ex wife
I've spent more time driving too early x and trying to get in parked in other than I did in the air
montana great. I appear of fly fishing expedition a few years ago, and it was now catch. Geneva flies lies now. I hear here for sale.
Likewise, I had another section well into my teenage years. I got no, it was
the squire river. In
it hadn't been accessible to the white man. You were the four reports
claimed it literally honour like one hundred years,
and so it was on the reservation. They just opened it up to americans to come out, and so the trout
or are the smallest one. I caught was like twenty two inches. It was acid and we are on these jet boats like she is like the best experience ever. I highly recommended, if you guys are fishermen, will I just say, like eat fish from
The jet boat, I always picture, fly fishers with the waiters like stand, yeah standing in the water yeah, you do what you can do that too, but but really there's like a there's like a a little like brace like or
it's something you'd stand on at the head of the boat at the very top of the boat on what you call that in a boat through the prow,
and anyway see where the nature as they stand, arguing yeah you become the nigger woman, and then you you stand there and you you just go like it. It's amazing there
What are these all over this massive river and I'm telling you? I have a funny story about a naked mermaid on a pro
well yeah. We were at a restaurant, called the brigantine in san diego, and it has one of those on the ceiling like a big ship suspended and a naked mermaid hang on the prow, and there is the the sales people that were trying to impress us to start selling us their valves or pipes or whatever, and this guy was just being the classic crass salesman and he's just loudly shout
the restroom like how much you wanna bet I could climb up there and stick at twenty dollar bill in her boobs
and it's like me. Indeed, unlike some like girls, they didn't get the account, but that's not the flux. You think it is known.
did you try? He didn't do it. I wish I could get him. Do you really should do that?
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or seven nine zero, nine one, nine one, we Montana was beautiful, we're cool and there are dealing with their stuff right now at this, though we, though, these efforts
zephyr? That, though the made only exists a woman's face, raindrops per is, I guess, what they were
really upset about my hadn't seen this in the headlines, but the thing that he said that a goddamn censored on the floor
state assembly or whatever is that he said when you Republicans pray.
and fold your hands like there. You are,
You look around and see blood, you know and they were like that's an appropriate get out of here. So
It just made the headline like whoa when he said that there was blood on their hands. They threw him out. That's that's not inappropriate, but it was the was like connecting it to their religion, so they were very offended, but obviously now that is inappropriate. It seems like a real piece of work. If you watch some of the ransom stuff that I haven't watched much yet I saw pictures while he doesn't. He think he's a woman yeah right. So that's you know. Well, yes, but that's the line you cross agreed, but they always
the left always seems to have to hitch their wagon to anything like any crazy person, no matter what, like dylan movie, idiots crazier, the better like the crazier, the better forced to celebrate it, because they've made that the litmus test or whatever, that's true while everyone, if you like these talks,
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looked common on a recent michael maoists interview which, if you miss you need to check out my uncle mouse, is awesome and interaction.
Followed the soviet union and taking the white pearl, there's a height pill. Now there's like theirs
the light of his red pill and a black pale. I think the white pills like hope, but based but there's, but
you're not just pessimistic about because I think
Why is it that pill is what's the blue pill? The blue pill is like go back to sleep and the only pill is when you're just
Here you are not aware that are not always yea capacity available. All the you going back into that that farm where they make the babies, were it and they use them.
The energy source for all. I may be either: do they just they? They do anything of the cause and the master and they just grow up and yet so I guess they do, but you never get out the pot gotten erin amniotic fluid
we'll see what sets says, they said I'm not very far into the interview, but I've incredibly interested in this book. More than a lot of michael's others, it seems he's pointing to something similar to toll idea of you catastrophe, which is to say the nature of the gospel, probably inadvertent, but it is the pattern of the gospel, a sudden turn from bad to good. Everything, looks dark and bleak and cold and depraved, but here is hope
this in glory. It's the story, the god loves to tell more than any other. It seems you could see it everywhere. Hans interesting, certainly morale!
I haven't watched the Michael mouse interview yet, but I think I'm convinced to check it out. I'm going to take the white pill. I take the white pill, everybody you can get it for ten percent off by using code podcast in our store turkey
the pill, not the book at that separate knew this week, Stephen cracker blasted his wife during a divorce proceedings on his show
his wife's family released a video where apparently seem cracker smoking a cigar while verbally abusing is very, very pregnant
Did we get seeing this clip idea? I did not. I watched it.
I watched some of I watched kind of like the part that they just clipped down that short exchange. I don't know if there is like a wider context. My favorite part of this, though, is that, when danny
originally wrote the notes he wrote David crowd or instead of stiff theocratic, who is a christian recording artist, and I was very concerned
for a while one eyes, their worship guys just to be clear, david crowd or, as far as we know, hasn't been smoking a cigar and abusing his pregnant with no, not david crowd or stephen credit,
get our facts straight here and there he said stuff like you need to perform your wifely duties.
And not leave the house and with their one car keys.
I guess they have one car, he's a millionaire and understand what the only one car but
he wouldn't let her leave the house and then she was an expense, isn't a mailbox
it may be like. Maybe he wasn't yes, sobered he hands.
Kind of telling her not to leave, and then he tells her to put gloves on.
she's feeding the dog and that she won't obey him. So a lot of it
is like he's angry at her, because she want obey him and so
So it's a weird it's a weird thing as we watch it, but anyway we can. I think that the car thing is a control tactic. You know
you get this you one car, even though you have enough money to buy anything else,
walter, he didn't lover in that video and talks a lot about discipline and respect he kind of goes off on some strange. Like do you respect men? How do you respect men? He kind of. Has this weird thing I didn't like. I
watching stephen crowded videos after the first one thing I don't deal or the right to see a more or less widely than his other one. I doubt that the network it's about this
if I don't want to watch it cause, I don't I dunno ash on his personal, like him and his wife, whatever that's there. No, I just thought
Having a very polite, I guess he's very heavy, very public deterioration,
now done over the step, and I think you are obviously we need to pray for him and bravery, his wife whenever personal stuff comes out.
Does it's like? I don't want to sit here relish in it in a gossipy way, but obviously, as if he's representing Christ and he's been, is you know this stuff is going out there in his personal life, isn't mounting his public life than that's terrible and hopefully there's people that have reached out there,
we offer her the support that she needs, and I mean you know we ve all been fights and set things,
obviously not today six! I know it's weird, though, because I think philosophic
key. I think dealing with. It is ok for us, because this is a representation of what the laughter people it progresses would assume that conservatives, due to their wives, like I think they all kind of think that were a bunch of patriarchal, would like like weird abusers secretly baisers
So it's like see like this is proof that you guys are endeavouring doesn't make concerns. Look now, while in I think talking about what a real christian marriages isn't easy proclaimed christian right. Look, he would I,
I guess that's one of the reasons why I'm having a hard time catch some of it is is like this. We have never followed. Him said that he was not funny in a fake destination, but I don't want to get involved in his personal life. That's the real crisis! Now that's the one!
I take it. She was a marriage. Is like marriage is a partnership. It is it's not like what he's describing this strange weird of people to get
We don't know all the details. I am not trying to excuse what happens video. I don't. I just pray form, hopefully
there's some healing the happens and not because that is ugly and brutal, and that can make you go crazy like
yeah. One of his lines. I think success, makes people go crazy to theirs. There's this part of his life. He got crazy. Successful. Just accept that we're trying to pray for him jarrett a that. We know who
the car in the divorce. They had just the one, the wise judge that I'm gonna cut down the love you far more now to go
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the steel- and you know that it's like absolutely miserable look at their looks very their faces. So these two guys rant all day about
by industry variation and republicans are trying to destroy the american.
It's horrible, it's but it it looks horrible. But it also looks like ninety nine percent of other videos. I see on tik, tok and twitter. It just seems like that's what it is that yeah yeah every thumbnail looks like that.
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It's still very seems to work. I think I've seen a couple of flaws where their fact checking things that probably didn't need a fact check, and one interesting thing is these fact: checks are popping up on ads, so people
who are paying for ads on twitter companies, are now getting fact checked like this. Isn't the best.
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previously existed, but wasn't very expanding on he just expanded on it and perfected it, and he made a correct, as he does all things about this. This one particular claim that John pearson, where did I don't, did they?
define the term or something like how did they come up with that number cause a
but they do not take something not redefined.
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you'd outages, domestic or some doubt me interpreted too, to rise, but this just sounds wildly she's, just a sound like nine legally incorrect, sometimes obviously wrong member. When they did the gas thing,
prices have come down and they just zoom in on. Like one little sent, there can be no ninety percent since eight a m this morning, while others the other during the reins and only to migrants. Now- and there are fifty this morning that surround us like that claim when they say we're the fastest growing religion, one guy he invites his friend announced the fastest growing religion in the world
This is what I was always skeptical of that I dunno. If I should say this or not, I probably I don't think it matters cause. It's public
What does that at? They would always give away tcp rogue who tvs and they would always say america's fastest growing brand, and they would say that for years
There's nobody buys a figure that, like thirty years of the euro zone as who last year I said now, it's his eyes are just statistically its the fastest and spoke to me.
It's true, but it s really in a very narrow contacts of quality tee. This has been Adam. He answers community note: was
things that need community knows what the heck is. President Biden talking about here this is is tat. This week it says muslim culture.
Has been woven throughout american culture from the very start, and we must always stand against anti muslim hate and stand up for the rights and dignity of all people, its essential
to whom we are a nation founded on the idea of freedom and justice for all this
What kind of zoom in on that first sentence: muslim culture?
wolden throughout american culture, from the like from seventeen? Seventy six from ours start of yesterday, I used to ice
I didn't do the only the only have heard of that is didn't. Thomas jefferson carry both the bible and the quran with him did he. I didn't know that he was like a very well read man. I think he he had read and understood the ground, but I you know that's also. That's
that's the again saying this to say: it's been woven throughout yeah culture, because Thomas jefferson carried occur, hunter brown
I like it, isn't that I only reference that I've heard too early america errand early american culture, but is this specifically
funding to some other? That's gonna have anything. I did something happened this week. I didn't know what actually muslims and amend out there may first,
and the thing is, you know like the second paragraph again, we should stay
like the anti muslim hate, but would he ever tweet something like this out about the way, a christian?
walter was worried about america from esther. It's like you agree.
If you're, going out of the way to pander to a certain demographic yeah. That's why I wasn't sure did something happen. It's like, I agree with the sex,
part of it, but I dont know why he's tweeting it. It's like one of sir. This is a windy is taken.
so this is a judeo christian culture. Have you ever heard of that? This is a cheerfully.
India, Thomas jefferson waged organs, the harbor. It is those muslim culture maybe, but I saw us
Maybe it was one of the community notes on this that the first mosque in amerika was founded in nineteen. Twenty nine aurelia, I'm just
maybe earlier than I would have thought tat now. I don't know much about where there were other muslim settlers
in the very early days of america, even if they were like a slim
today, maybe later origins, and I really don't answer to that history. I imagine there- I mean gasser millions of people coming over. So imagine there were a few people there,
It doesn't matter, but as far as creating
culture, even an area where the muslims were were kind of together? I dunno. I don't think that was a big influence in the early early american culture and it just explodes
growth, but then again back then Islam I mean gaston did not do not get too much in the woods, but Islam was different in terms of its public persona back then it was a lot more peaceful. There is a lot
If you mean there wasn't as much most of what we would know of as as as extremism now so you know like you've watched like lawrence of Arabia, you know, there's all this hospitality over there and it's like well, let's get something that you know.
Genes, jews and muslims, hate porn hub can all agree. We can all agree that there that's not a good cultural affairs, now poor, a block, the entire state of utah, because they passed an age verification law that requires you to upload a picture of your at innovation. That proves your identity and aid by
good, for you is bad visa. They train upon a huge I've. Really that's my heart! Well, yeah you! I obviously cannot believe that more laws like this happened because,
I am not just in the in the sense of free speech and artistic expression. I think you can debate the weather porn, has artistic value or not, but I'm not for banning
porn, but I am astonished that there are not more regulations in place to keep people from under eighteen, killing it so accessible to kids. These uneasy
they get get exposed to an at such an early age. There needs to be more laws that make it so that kids and people under eighteen can access the stuff so easily. I feel like I feel like this should ban porn and I feel like it should be something that you know it almost like the way abortion.
To be where you have to go like every way. You'll get it in some. Even you want to go back even a good old dales when you had to get it from the sea again,
I see that one of the seven levin during this summit and ensures that the video rental beads and drive your car and park out front so yeah we're
embarrassing. Instead of making it so ubiquitous that culture is in every thing, it's it its power
if the entire internet, so, like I dunno I wish we could. I don't think porn, is a good influence on anyone, and in that sense you know. I understand why we should bet, but I think, in the sense of artistic expression, it's hard to draw the line like how do you know whether you're blocking hardcore pornography or just stopping a san diego restaurant, from having a naked boob mermaid on the shift
yeah that beautiful lines that that norman. You see it ass, though, that we talk about our last week
here. I think you have a broader understanding of our than I do, but I think the I just. I just watch the simpsons episode with the kids and
yeah. I let my kids watch the simpsons, even though I'm a christian and yet they're there at a blockbuster had explained to my kids. Like thirty
renting tapes, the renting table Bart, goes to the adult section and the beads and he's like
and he goes in and it's all like water gates, doc,
yeah man. There is a video store by a hometown. When I was growing up, it wasn't the blockbuster. It was like the local, I think it was called marquee video and they had. The like salute
nor beads stuff they adopt section and wise and polly. Seventh and eighth.
one of the kids saw our social studies teacher coming out at the next day at school evolve. Mr Zasada came out of the adult such sickened at the treatment of parameters. That again
That's awful! I
that also means that sets off terrible. It should be banned. I hate it hey. I have to
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I was hanging out of his leather jacket, oh really, and they were coming down on the chains like when the show started or whatever- and I was like. I bet that guy is against transgender students, because just look at him, yeah
their horn and on this territory like we used to be the only ones who could look we're. So he said there is a big difference between teaching accept
the norm and normalizing uneven, encouraging participation in a lifestyle. The confuses young children into question. Their sexual identification is of some sort of game and then parent.
In some cases a while. I don't know if that's a real, since there are individuals who, as adults may,
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but who have no real sense of sexuality or sexual experience is caught up in the fun of using pronouns and saying what their debt. If I had some adults mistakenly confuse teaching acceptance with normalizing an encouraging a situation that has been a struggle for those who truly effective turn into his saddened, dangerous fed so built this.
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yeah, that's what it is! Okay. Last week we showcase a eye's ability to scrape the internet and mash things together to generate images. Now it seems to be able to create videos enjoyed this video of will smith eating spaghetti our friends at not to be have reported on oh yeah, yeah. Let's do it. I would love to hear this. Video will, but first I'm going to join the, not the peace newsletter to escape the sensors and toxic social media platform now and become a subscriber and already looks weird. It looks like junk all right. Oh gosh
this, but see this doesn't look back good. This looks very strange. Smacking sounds. I guess this is it. This is
it's not good, but it could. But it's one of those things like when your kid draws a giraffe and you're, like oh good, chapman kind of looks kind of, like a kind of does look like. Yes, what is not to be doing? Why did they report on this as well? There are friends who really gotta scrape the bottom.
I wasn't there, those very stuff about. You won't believe that enable gentlemen. I believe that it is just the causes. Have you always post? I think I dunno pits
headline, there's some headline pitched about it like
video and not to be something. You ve seen serbia, not that it's always that kind of egg with games, but I it's nothing
that. I was not very impressive. Keep you so that we can give you looking those really weird looking but Joe rousseau, the
they turned it into a five paragraph article that lots of emerges in fire down
did they mentioned that he looks like chunk from the goonies, not chunk the other get slaw joe russo. The director of injuries and games. Think
that, with the speed the technologies moving were two years out from full length motion pictures being generated with voice commands on our couch. I hope not say make me a movie.
yeah about that is, what's scary, yeah cause, you know, I think there's probably most people are against doing that sort of thing, but as long as you can make money off of it and it works, there's going to be studios and people out there who just
what have you had, I the short cut, and you like at rather's, I'd like to see in Indiana jones movie. That's about you know finding some kind of thing and you probably just watch anything just and
it'd be the only person that would ever see it. So here's another one. This is apparently an ai generated pizza. Commercial, oh see. I thought that was sloth and this one at first it looked exactly like him. That seems someone wrote the stuff.
There was more jeez, I'm willing to bet that somebody either here
is that a little massage did or added the jokes about pizza, magic and mister
can believe me. I haven't been up comedic. No one has a good comedic time at least you're, the guy that used to post those fakes groups and he's like I made.
watch thousands of ours batman, but he was writing fiercely,
the very clear that that's how that comes opting to
I've seen I mean if you ask it is like a timid, Eric sketches
failure magic here, if you was, I feel
I've seen ai produce like jokes on par with those jokes that we just watched. Yet that's what
That's it doesn't really I mean that the wilson of eating spaghetti. I believe that a computer came yeah, the other one. I I don't think so. Maybe the generated elements of it, but I think someone sticks together to make it funny, or I shall king video
Are you shocked? Let us known comments. Two per shock. You musk elon musk, commented on the onion this week. So the onion posted a story. Goofy beats ronda santas to death with a crook, and it has a bloody crowbar that goofy is holding and the
guy tweeted about it, and he said the same people who are outraged at the Babylon bee for telling the truth about rachel levine will have no problem. With this tweet from the onion and elon said, the onion has become jarringly unfunny at the heart of humor as a revealed truth, but woke is ally, so it is humorless highs, that's our that's our guy! That's our man who sees our cheerleader or that our number one fan. I don't. I don't think the
in june, particularly funny, but I also don't think it's as bad as people who are trying to hide in kind of care about. It was one of those things where I put it on par with the well psmith ball joke
and with our rachel levine joke at this joke its? If they didn't cause an outrage, that kind of what it is?
I thought you were say either you're gonna, say honest on par with. Will psmith eating spaghetti
What is this is this. Is this in reference to some either goofy or
I understand that over understanding that has a feud when viewed in the law suits going back and forth and, of course, there is still on funding,
knowing that it will have the onion leads into this absurdest tumor, sometimes where it's just like,
thing random. That happens is part of it and it's not they're not trying to make a big point with it, and I think people mistake it for them. Training,
every now and then have good heavens. Declined was like
if they still have some funny stuff, pretty clear point on this one. I don't think there's a point now. What is the point cause? There's! No there's no political point there, other than commenting on the situation that hate each other, trying to say that ron de santis should be beaten to death. I don't think that's. I don't think that's what they're trying to say. They might think that, but I don't think
so you're already they're gonna said here site. This is a fantasy fan fiction
I mean maybe, as revealed something I don't know, I think I was just trying to be of service and shocking
the balance is economically behave like this, where it's just a statement
Well, I dunno. We can't reach the inner man of the year yeah, but that was but we didn't have him. I do like, when people point out that we told the truth about late rachel Levine to do like that phrasing reveal rachel levine is as goofy never did this. I don't. As far as I know, I don't think so, but maybe they're just reporting.
I mean I dunno it's vice once valued at five point. Seven billion dollars is filing for bankruptcy, getting discouraged yeah. I hear
We went to that extent how, in the world that the market everything based media was worth more than what disney paid for marvel studio number does. Does that
insane that's almost what they paid for star wars. To guess you should put. You won't believe this.
Shocking aren't we should pass deserve.
I think that charlie Kirk who's gonna beautiful face says that my desk
they say. I lived my life as a capitals every single day, shank. I don't think I've ever seen.
I haven't. Neither am I going to watch it. It's so good. I do agree with you on the face, though a beautiful thing. While it's a beautiful face, the features are really small. Charlie Kirk and small
I also like those new geysers carotid artery theirs. I think it's called kirk slider dot com, and it's that close. It's it's. I lived my life as a capitals everything'll they sank and you can see, shrink and enlarge. Charlie Kirk's face and his ways gets higher and deepened. Does that it's it's ours have fun patrick. Can you pull out of slavery, yet we will put it up put at the end ways as this get through this comes just days after busby news closed its doors in weeks after
npr announced it was laying off ten percent of it's workforce and e S. P, n, a b c news, corp and VOX media have all announced staffing costs as yours, while it's a bad sign for the economy,
sign for journalism sector in particular, is one that
doesn't affect us, the writers. Are you giving yourself the writer or I might have to go pick it something like? Oh yeah, okay,
The reason I am struck by I might have you might acting like us visit part is that religion or how much you can come in
yeah I mean I don't. I don't want to covenant on a lot but yeah, I'm in the w ga. So I may have to go a walk. The picket line. Do you should take this one? No
Maybe you should show not all take this on. The right is: are going on strike so writers, guilt of america board of directors, the double j worse,
in the council of double j J east acting upon the authority grant
to them by their membership have voted unanimously. To call a strike effective at to a one. Am tuesday or tourmaline trouble went so rich
quick. What is this mean? Obviously strikes are always about in. This is the greatest part it
down all the late night.
I think it was instantly the next day all the shows there because they don't have the those are. Those ones that they're written the same day that produced the same day, so they can so they can't do anything. But
now who still Gowan has got felt that substances as part of the huge everything he does. His extemporaneous you're allowed tat shows if, if they're too speaking, like right now
I can do this for me. I'm not I'm not, but you can't have stuff. That's written. You tell me get how does not write his his his mandala, o his
loggia, but in ireland
I don't think it is a very old show. I don't. I don't think he s got old area must not be because he's on its age enter it. In the first instance,
rented bike, so I dunno how,
its common on this I like this is by far the issue seems to be the economic strain put on writers, with the transition to the streaming model. Writers are paid per episode and what used to be a twenty two episode.
Television cedars, and it is now ten opposite streaming season. So a lot less work. This will have wider
using economic impact on the entertainment industry, suggest caterers, production, crews, local restaurants and allay georgian. Your call, the other. I think it's a.
spots, and I know Adam you probably could comment more intelligently, but you're not going to
either you places. This is unnecessary correction though yak has for a long time. These streaming platforms have really serve guided the industry in terms of the like who gets what and the baggage
His art is terrible and we gotta figure this out. It's alright yeah. The writers want their fair share of the pay for as this switches to streaming services. Now this has been the issue for the last versions of this have been the issue. That's come up. The last few times they've ever gone on strike or have been close to going on strike cause. You know the industry is transitioning from network and cable media to online and streaming stuff, and yet the the current business model and the contracts aren't really built to to pay people fairly in that marble yeah. As far as I understand it, people generally get paid in production and then nothing in the back end. It used to be you made
money on the back end, and so I don't know, I think it needs to be adjusted so that there is more, that is, people are still making money on your product for a long time. So I think it's important important to get that peace.
The path is strike at Babylon below, but luckily you know it's not just writers. Luckily, the economy is bad
Everybody right now hold on somebody's patrick user at what is your favorite pie? Patrick are assessed and productions is what is your favorite pie? What is my fear, a pie,
so the question that we're really I like a pumpkin pie. I dont know why this I don't know why this depends on it.
Question just because I someone said because he said get the peace of the pie.
Ok, I didn't I thought this was just apropos. Did nothing I'll go with pumpkin pie? I think I like a good, like
They really sweet like apple pie, that's gotta, lotta eyes, get a dutch apple pie with ice
within a large animal like a donor trust me around outwards, glazed these cells and amazing things.
Depends on the year from it tomorrow, the time of year, so
I, like a two thousand year, two thousand cure. You should aim for
immense me by now, I think,
I do like around thanksgiving, I like pumpkin and then the rest of the year, I'll, probably have apple
pretty good consensus here, and usually we argue over things were all apple pie. Pumpkin, pies,
I think that we need only around doesn't like to point out.
I started debate is, as you ask, cake or pie, which is better pilots, that's high traverse and I'm a pike salmon
Generally, piper out so every removes labour onto I've heard people get in the debates about that. But I don't like kick. I don't understand. Bertha exceed the only cakes that I like our ice cream, gillikin cheesecake, which our similar to pies, I would say, are concerned because I like cheese and ice clear. I would love and ice cream gig where that with the
crusts. That's all crush endlessly oreo crumbling world growth is the island. As I love, and I strongly
the economic collapse. There won't be televised our bank failure
Worse now that in two thousand eight I thought that was the birch khalifa, but its economic graph. So this shows this graph
has completely on unlabelled, so we have to figure out what it means. I think its banks that are fit that a failed like in two thousand and eight
I can't I can't make out any of those cycles. Mutual. These are all names of banks, so there's a bunch of banks that failed in two thousand and ten issue. There we go. I can see it now and then this
This is the most meaningless chart. I've ever seen in my life and then there
tourism balls. This is the worst
what about graphic I've ever and then there's more balls over here and some of them have numbers, but some of them have
So there's either access is labelled, so there's three banks that three very large banks, signature, silicon valley and first republic,
I think that it all failed failed now and the stack that the tower is almost as big as this to us. So that tower was the last.
financial crises- and this is the colonels and eight icy, but it's
as many little banks, it's two thirds of the crisis, with three anti with only three. So I think the point is that if this tower fell over more
I theirs as much money beers alot about a lot of hers as all those tiny banks that failed and well. This is what have
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our duty to protect tucker last sweden with we'd metric ardor last, because it
had just habited just hours of the morning. We did the podcast kazaa answering.
and he got twenty four million views on how that little two minute addressed that he did a lot in a few days too, as I really quick
I know the show was getting what three or four million viewers but, of course getting two minutes on a tweet, isn't the same thing as getting people to watch sought our
and now foxes has been leaking staff. Someone there has been leaking stuff trying to smear tucker expose.
the train amazing anyway, called someone's girlfriend yummy found only in between takes
and then there's some my text message, probably the most incriminating one. It was a group of maga people beating up an antifa person and he said the part of him hoped that they would kill the guy and then he also said: that's not how white men fight. No.
This is not how white many sneak out of this, I feel, like fox news, is trying to make Tucker karlsson on higher, but yeah yeah he's gonna cause. There are options that he could go to like news max and we
chris ready on our show, probably through four months ago, and you suck my knees max bid chris ready prepared
offer tucker karlsson. Yet seventeen dollars an hour if ya, he could ragged higher than minimum for sure yeah, yeah, yeah love to have and we just
have a lot of money to give them here. We pay fifteen bucks a headline. So if he's gonna ideas yeah it's kind of interesting. That thing you time of the anti for heap. He released this text that I guess he had written to his producer and he said I was watch this video. These people for
a group of trunk guy, surrounded and anti fa kid, and then he said I suddenly felt of reading for the mob against the man, hoping that hit him harder, kill him. I really wanted to hurt the kid I could tasted
somewhere deep in my brain and alarm went off. This isn't good for me, I'm becoming something I don't want to be the intifada creep as a human being. Much as I do,
spies, what he says and has to see yeah. I that's that's. I just looked at this this morning right before researching and they cut off obvious context that he said
no that's not how I feel I shouldn't glowed over suffering. I should be bothered by it as you remember that somewhere somebody probably loves this kid and would be crushed if he was killed. If I don't care about the things that I read these people to their politics, how my any better than he
so he's saying the exact opposite of what it's like when they said trump called white nationalist find people because they cut off the partners where white national should be condemned.
I don't get me wrong, not the way national mistakes with age after edited ears. Are they like it sound as bad as possible? While we also have a bomb golden hold out, he didn't explain why he thinks white men, don't fight that way, that part
still little weird why
I didn't understand: why don't really? That is not how white men fry in? Maybe it was a type
week, jobs, three friends for to cheer him up with a song on the recorder. I
that was a good one recorders. Annoying little kids play it all the time rain. I think jewels said his
started, taking up the recorder and though his wife was posting pictures and the many van of them on the back seat play my country tis of the jurassic and the jurassic park, themes
if you guys complain that we don't do church humor anymore, why don't you
on the bible areas, it is now the bombs explosively bomb palm of the week.
It's the Babylon bee, judged by the way, is the fbi listening to your phone calls. We get footage of.
couple of fbi agents in a van listening in on some extreme shocking that you won't believe you will. You will not believe so. The Van was fun. I wasn't out to shoot visitor
I didn't get stuck in the van for what an hour or two it was ok. The last two sheets we ve had has is not what we usually it's like a hundred. It's like a hundred degrees in both, in both cases in the last two shoots, reverse the one yesterday for the disney one, and then that then she was just terribly hot.
We had a good time, though, and yeah it was so fun to just kind of play and have a good time with cr
it was. It was great. Adam did a great job directing I know he hates doing it, but
signature and I left for thou Brandon direct all branded around right, never mind doomed or energy grid.
yeah, you did beat you were there for a minute, but you did write this. Yes, yes, I strike didn't write. It did not write it.
What do you do anything illegal, that's a gate and we had a bunch got posted this week. We have
bunch of voice actors who that's right, phoned in some prefer
and her goal was one we had
Austin robertson on it. He played the few parts a few parts. It's not as you get this.
yeah. Let's see, we had an adam played a couple parts, you political part. We had a lot of folks, so it was. It was an amazing sketch. I I really. I think this is one of my faves.
Sketches you ve ever done. I thought I was a lot of fun. It really was green flowed really well. This is one I usually can't enjoying sketches that much because I was involved in them and this one
I heard you wrote the script I can had read it.
But I didn't you know I didn't I was it not the shoot, and so I just got to see the final product and I left it happens. I was very much enjoying a guideline agnes you're, pretty sure I don't think there's any gayer trans jokes and this one,
Now now we made it through what we still making editors until they may be at an addendum with an identical well as joke, if you guys, if you become subscribers, you
want to see the out takes on this. One idea out today has had a lot of fun. They are being very funny
yeah, I think so, yeah yeah, it was a lot of fun. You guys had a lot of fun and then that came to me editing it, and I said nope that dreamt
all the way around this age?
I'm a writer,
do what I say: the signing the hedge khartoum, where the robots hammering in the no fun allowed son, who had set
feel when I added everybody stuff like we had so much fall on the shoe ripping
It's got. A good always reminds me of the old simpsons. Where homer is the? Is it the football team and the baseball team he's the coach and he goes now comes for the easiest part of any coach's job making the cuts.
Now I couldn't cut everybody I wanted. I think it has to be really good to make the cut. If it's an improv like I don't, I don't think it has to be really good yeah. So I don't I don't mind the cutting, because I think usually the script is, is good. The way it is, but sometimes that referring just kind of like gives you the energy you need for the rest of the
sketch. No, it's fun to do it at a lot of times. It doesn't make the car, but when you watch it shows like the office a lot of times, people think those are very improv but they're, not the real, yet chairs like office and curb and a third there's a little improbable. But there are a lot more script. Modern family was entirely scripted like if you know not young up. I can tell you and even in your addition, I went to addiction for once, and you have to memorize word for word. You could not leave out an like. Like did you, I didn't for the gay couples. I addition to play golf instructor now.
Long term, but ripping is always it's often funny like ripping improv. You know in the outtakes and stuff like that, it's hard as its very funny, but often it ruins the pacing or delays the set up.
another yeah another later next line is to feed off. They have near the other jokes out to continue.
To be a crescendo, do that anymore? Jarrett thanks TAT!
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and now I assume for getting to know Dan Dylan, who is he has he been posting some interesting poles on twitter? What he I think in response to these questions about controversial
spiritual fairies. So here we obtain dylan who apparently is related to set down. We know and he's posting these things about. Conspiracy theories, think these are interesting, which one of these controversial too,
apics. Do you honestly consider more likely to be true? So, let's uh, I guess we can answer these chair. Okay, Epstein killed himself, seven day biblical creation
have which one's more like, okay, which ones more likely to be true.
Seventy biblical creation so now, obviously here, but I do think I'm with the crowd on now and weight so Epstein, ok,
so here's another one: bush orchestrated nine, eleven
this moon landing, was stage which one
would be more likely to be true. I dont believe me those but bush orchestrate nine. Eleven, I think, is more likely than I agree. Man lending really cause. I don't think he. I don't think he was that natural mastermind. I think I think they're both far fetched
yeah, but I I I I think, a bush engineered nine eleven it was deep state like puppeteers and not like bush
it's like. Well, I think what we should do is not to go too deep and I think it's more likely that they had information that it was going to happen and did not do all they could to prevent it yeah. So I guess I'll say bush
a strict limits its which you kids it, but it does have like a large rather over you have at their word and citizen. Twenty twenty election was rigged. January sixth was staged, which is more likely to be true, have to write
I head around this election again. I don't believe he does, but I think it would be more likely that the two thousand and twenty election was rigged and that january sixth sixth was stage
now to my right now- I don't know- was people instigating there but to say the whole eventless stage on my answer might change if you would say january six had some yeah, you know federal.
Operatives that were there that were egging it our hanging on maybe yeah? I was the reason the wheels are not completely staged. I don't! I don't think anybody thinks it was completely state. Oh I'm sure there are
apparently forty three percent of the people who first this pole, there aren't you and I'm people back when it was happening that thought it was just completely lake fake,
those people over thrown in jail and, like the wonder of generous six, that's like such a broad seamen. The data
count the date. I guess I gotta x- is in real danger it I've. Never I am, the data is allowing actually very fifth part. Two years J f k, murdered by the, u S, government or the covert or covert release was planned. See this topic.
Both of those are very like this. What the others
they're. All I'd like will this when I think, but I was I I don't think the covered release was planned. Mcdonald figure was let's release this.
though I think it got out and then they used it. I think that I think that's what happened, but I think there's a chance there's a chance if there is a strong, she on my vote would be for J f k on this. I hear it hears it there. I'm sure this is out there already
possibility with covert is that it leaked from the wilhelm lab,
china realized it was going to decimate their population, so they allowed it deliberately to make the rest of the world so that everyone would be impacted by this virus and not just china. Okay
I think they were okay with it. I would say fifty I think both have too many people there and that that's what I think they were trying to deal with it or we've got a couple more. Alright,
we live in a simulation Elvis is still alive. Now have a system.
Lastly, I think formulation is more likely than Elvis still live. I dont,
billy again, I don't believe them, but I think living in a simulation is more likely than always system always would be
what he died in nineteen. Seventy now, so that something here
considering that, even if he didn't die when he said he did by now, he'd be dead, because that is valid
so he'll be in his nineties. Yeah he's really old by now so yeah, so he you know he may have died this year. So I don't think
we live in a simulation is x, zero, but I also think Elvis being so. Life is like zero. So and then I guess I would say simulation, but it's not that
Where did the ita? I dont know I dont believe any of them, but I think simulation more likely than I would say I was still alive is more likely our final one, the big
bang and Jesus his resurrection,
it might take more, but Jesus' resurrection is far more likely to be absolutely correct. Answer, there's more evidence for it all right. Now we're going to talk to local pastor, Brian HOLLAND, who I talked to and loved taking with me
rob one of our most memorable guess I'll get we're about to find out. If Adam was on the interview, every girl, he has become simple, go check it out. It is
now it's time for another interview, Babylon be passed.
I welcome to the interview, show were so excited to have my good friend Brien, all interior brands, a pastor
in claremont, he's also written a book called simple it.
Great book, we're gonna, highly recommended, and if you like,
the serious gutters church, it's great church,
What's the name of your church, ignite city, church, ignite signatures
answer the nice to have you here again with is Adam. Obviously, so so we go away
Actually, I'm proud of you
Do you know how we met? I can remember, I think, the first time in a jew in tuna, we went to lunch cause you are applying for that work
the position did we go to law paloma? No, it was done.
It was the one dumbest along elm and error.
I heard their own drastic, the biggest breeders? Yours you? I had a bean and cheese burrito because that's what I always get there: no meat. Now
now. It was good, though, and I remember we sat down- we talked we talked about the lord. We talked about worship and talked about a lot of things. What
went on with you man. Why did you write this book? I know I wrote the book and actually it's been. It's been on my computer for the last, probably three or four years
there, but if you like, I should probably finally
garden, publish it
I was at its natural just does what he says I was down in mexico.
Pray seven years ago, so I was speaking an a used to do it.
Mexico outreach thing down there and there is a married couple who were leading worship and I my preached the message that this book is based on
and the wife came up and said. I really think you shouldn't you should write about that. I think the lord
to right about that.
Not a writer, I mean less. Doesn't
for anything that have been good at. I don't think that I've got a good handle and grammar, and so I am now going to do that. You're, not a smart purse.
I don't feel like this, I'm not the sharpest tack, but
after a while, as it kept brain about it, that ok I'll try it and they did it and then it
just kind of sat. There said it took,
publishers, nobody is interested, but man you
self published now for nothing, and so I dunno about two three weeks ago I was sick at home and I thought I've got time, and so I just put a
other, but I became really passion about with the message of it. Is that I think maybe we ve complicated with complicated following Christ. We have complicated what the church is
look like I feel like when I read the book of acts and if all that
Just met in homes for the first
two or three years without a building? I can't
Again, a group of twenty people,
when up and a half of more on another board and half of the minor deacon board and edward
Fighting about power structure
Just seem like there isn't. It seemed like
is an organism rather than an organization, and I feel like maybe, we've lost the heart behind it. Yeah and southern to just take John chapter two and just look at key points within that passage. That makes us go okay. So what is this
what is this following Jesus looked like, and I really do it's not easy. I mean that's a. I don't think simple and easy are synonymous, but I think it's simple. It's just do what he says, and this is what he wants us to
and so they just do it. He says, and even even if it goes against what were were wanting to.
Naturally inclined to do with they. Gotta
How are you I to love you and so there's a part in that book and in
at passage when maria looks at Jesus and just as just do it, it would not listen
he's but looks at the servants and is
and then says just do it every says. Do it every says right as the simplicity of it
you told me about like this scene where liters water, and why
whichever marries like just stewardesses duties, as just thirty says, yeah or like with the cold,
I was just reading that story where the colt, where than these like, go up and a right to do this- that coca, let go take somebody's cos,
without really out without anti it. You know it's like walking up to somebody's tesla and not asking if I can borrow a lord needs, I'm to try that the next time I want to drive the car tesla owners like okay right right, but they let you do it yeah.
so its existence of trust in him and do actually trust him to just do it. He says
Now you, you ve, been a passer for a lot of years, so
tell us a little bit about your journey like how did you start? Who are you where you come from and in how did you become a pastor? Yes, I was as boring
but a razor and in a california and never wanted to be a faster.
A group going to church is part of a christian
school, all my life, I remembered it's in high school, it Jesus becomes a subject and the bible becomes a too.
Spoke, but you gotta get makes you get the grades sea can get into the college. You can get the job
been, hopefully find the wife, and then you can have the perfect little life and, but I wouldn't say with
Tell about when I was about sixteen or seventeen were Jesus became real,
my my dad's retired caught. My brother is a cop. I thought that's the direction was gonna, go
I have the size for it so figure will. This is when there are also a black, but by what I do,
I told a whole lot of people that, but now that all that power- everybody now everyone will know, but thank you yeah, I haven't messed with Bryan. Probably kicker kicked you right in the face when he's related to as a cop, that's right, yeah! So there's there's some connection. I guess yeah. So I thought
to do that and emigrants
and things that can never, like speaking different a peep, but people was
something I never wanted to do in, but I
I have this little line. Now that never has got playground
gonna see god just kind of laughter say what you'll never do any spreading and a move in that direction.
It is it doesn't work always cause. I'm like I would never be a billionaire. That's what I used to. I tried to go that direction and I feel, like he says, absolutely not you're not going to do that. I would never so but growing up like I said it
the cup and then I remember one as a nineteen. My you ve passed. Her said haunt. You could build scholars.
no, I tried it once and they were,
it's like they were like minions of the anti christ sake, didn't know what to do with them. What do you hate about middle?
then not now, then I would just so squirrel women for pessimism,
ten year old kid, and so when they're just so squarely in weird and then
I feel about nineteen, all that that's right. It seems like it's gotten worse over time, not better. I was just hanging out with some last night they're, the worst yeah well you're going to have
strong ministry, so yeah,
change of art and when the first summit tried it, I have slaved autumn, I loved it. Let me I'm shown up to their their middle middle school basketball and at the at half time, it's like sixty two and you just thinking this is the most boring thing ever been a part of, but I wanted to be there and I wanted to pour into these students, and so god change my heart and then had people. Speaking in my life, hey, you gonna, be a preacher when there is not at all
there's no way, that's gonna happen and he has done it, and so almost thirty years in stood minister for seventeen and young adult for five and then was the canvas passer fur purpose.
search for five and now we just launched our church ignite city,
a year ago january
when does someone stop being young adult in there just old?
it's like a regular, a regular old adult. I don't. I don't even know I feel like there is that I'm definitely old. Now we've passed it yeah. I don't I'm not young adult anymore, but I was curious, but in your head do you feel he's just every now and then I just turned. I just turned forty a couple of months ago and throughout my thirties I I
when two young adult groups in
and social events at church. Through my twenties into my early thirties, ok they're, my mid thirty's out still get invited to young adult things, and I started to question
I'm really that thing anymore,
inviting you, because they need to make sure there was enough people there that it felt like it was good
I dunno I like to think they just liked me, but maybe they didn't know and then at some point, you're, just a regular old adult is just an adult yeah. I agree. I think there was a. There was a phase I was so I was always in the ministry or when I was through that period yeah.
I imagine like not being the ministry in being invited as a thirty six year old,
to hang out with these? Like twenty three year olds, yeah, it's a little weird yeah, it's weird yeah, there's
What we ended up doing like eighteen, thirty, five, which is like a crazy span of urine
I think we were right in
MR together, and to eighteen, thirty, thirty, five, the cut off their dive
Do you might be sooner than that and we re delhi some of the thirty five year olds are still thirty. Five is where I felt old, yeah
I'm with you now area back to Jesus.
I about it, less about me, yeah the sober Jesus they fled from it
so you are now so ignite city church. Did you know that this is
Canada. If you have read the postmodern poems progress
bye, bye, kyle man and Joe bury, which they just released. Last year, the name of the
Church in that book is ignite
church or not. Did you know that? Oh he did not base it on you as that's kind of a bummer yeah. Well, we've made it funny
No, it's a worry. I read it.
It's not your church yeah, but they did. They did
Well, that's great. I remember when you were coming up with that name. We used to do a worship event called ignite and we'd. We'd have all the all the certain people- and there was this where
bleeding in Brian hollywood, calm and he just be awesome and just such a great worship, leader, very anointed guy, is awesome to get to do them and have these
these and so over the years that named gonna stuck with it and then when it was time
you guys to kind of be your own entity. You end up using that. Well, that's weird! Actually,
him. I didn't. I wasn't going to go that direction. I was gonna, I was in college. I wanted to go mission city church.
Could I ask you like they were on mission in our city, but that
was kind of lean in a direction that why don't bring ignite back from that
This was, I was going to fight a little bit, but it was really a young little. How old was she probably six at the time? There's a set of twins in our poorer part of our community and,
sue motions me over after I worship service and gives me this picture and she says names for our church, like she's thinking through an I told the people to carry me ideas, and the first thing it said was Jesus church and I went I guess it doesn't matter.
or what it's called says, went back to the team. I said guys, what do you want and they said ignite city church as a perfect alright, because it's just Jesus's church
so I just gotta from those seven year old, no seven year that I felt like
used her to really.
We do say it doesn't matter, but then I
Now that we are ignite city, church and super passion about it, because the goals to move
everyone away from
we do everything centralized in a place like set church, has become a piece.
Ass you go to or it's an event your part of
churches a gathering of people brought together to fulfil a purpose. That's with ecstasy of means is a gathering of people, and so it should
behavior mission fuel starts in your zip code, which is something I push constantly with our people and ever
called and anointed, like your fellow Jesus,
a missionary. Do not just need a passports.
go somewhere.
You are a missionary in your community, then hit your community, your
Neighbourhood is your mission field.
And then, wherever you live over your where who of your neighbors are usually about it. How can you you leave your leave? Your house, you drive past all your neighbors to go worship and you come back
haven't talked to neighbours at all. The nord prepare ourselves for a mission.
short term mission somewhere around the world,
and all the while, we'll miss out on the mission we're called to yeah. There was a quote that I remember somebody. I think it was a guy named
I mean grub would say that if you're not effective here where you are you're not going to be effective, if you get on a plane- as he has, a lot of people have said that, but I think that's. I love that yeah, if you gotta, be effective in the places you're living, absolutely otherwise, you're not going to be effective,
cs, although I do think short term missions. Trips are good for you to training your artists and learn how to do it but yeah, but maybe
It see them as like a break from our mission out of them.
That's my mission because
on more than one occasion.
occasion from our mission. I do think some seventy
short term measures. Army is, let's be honest, that is,
you're crazy. So you,
cynthia nosing, while you're talking I'm noticing that you're kind of now
your approach to new relationship
It includes a lot of people, like speaking india and at different times you kind of like. Like. Oh that's a word from the lord. That's a word from the lord. Can you speak? I know you're a very orthodox, like I dunno what theology theological,
background from but like I do know that
Are you take a lot of meat? You put a lot.
value on the holy spirit. Speaking through people.
Yeah yeah? I'm? What would you call
but how do you do you described that in and how can how can people
does it either
have you know that is where it s like a sullen process, I mean all of us are trying to figure that out, but I do know
You think about the early church. They didn't have,
able to read most willing litter. They were illiterate, and so the parcels would be preaching the things that you
this totter things from the old testament, but you would see them pray all the time
that was what they were known for and now we're known for preaching in bible studies and prayers can like what you start
and what you end with rights us god. What would you say-
to us three words which I believe I mean the foundation is the word, but I can understand
and I can't decipher god's will- if not in his word and so now
those guys it's like, I don't need to read the bible, I'm just gonna go with whatever, whatever I feel the thought
have the then we can. It may have to be done
effort and
while you are in the teeth of the bible burst by verse. Basically, I write. Aren't you gonna guy you're, like the opposite of the guy? That's like we don't need the scripture. Absolutely
I got this verse by verse. I just feel like hey. They wrote it for reason and all the topics that we're one to preach
trying to find them in there so we'll get to those yeah just
by verse, but I do believe just the way that the oil spill spoke to
in the book of acts I want you to move on onto got to speak to the ethiopian and he goes right. Then there,
no hesitation, the ethiopian facts,
we're. Gonna go speak to him, but now today,
Well, I don't I'm I'm. That makes me nervous, sir, what if it's, what if it's, not him but
we'd kind of justify it, so I feel like. If ever,
thought comes in my mind, how you should
you'll bring up Jesus with them. I doubted satan doubted the dublin.
Hey, you should go, tell him about Jesus but allotted
as we go on, I'm not going to do that because one I'm not comfortable with it as if we think that gods whole exists.
and to make sure that were comfortable is not.
That is about making sure that people here about Jesus, even if we're uncomfortable about it, but I feel like I've. Had people come up and see if you like
feel like the lord wants me to tell you, and sometimes
listen and sometimes the money, I don't see it, but I'll get other people's opinions of people who love Jesus more than they love me, and I trust that
but I know that their people who love Jesus in there in the word, but now
does this random say especially
sometimes when people say I have a word from lord and it's something that's very kind of for everyone is calling the lord
if the lord wants me to tell you that he loves you. Oh wow, that's that's pretty much the that's the constant so, but when it's
civic and they can trust their character. So you brad, o brien hall. I trust his character.
Like above a certain when we were working together. So if you like
which one in and I trust your character, because
a person of the word, your seeking council, I am seeking council were in prayer and thus not just every thought that fits with my feeling must be the lord. I just that's that's arrogance. That's ego
I think we pastors can get a little bit egotistical.
We get sitting, I think tanks and we have this-
and therefore must be god, because we are in the room with each other, and I just don't believe, that's true. I think everyone
think of the church, we're all in this together some of the best ideas, if not the best,
it has come from outside the think tank. Let people speaking to be part of it so that
let's I wouldn't I don't do that, gives the answer to the person accept being the word, be in prayer and find people litter
wise and gone through life and love the lord. Let them speak into those things and then, if you say
the lord still think of what you have to obey the others
My grandfather was a pastor and he used to say that the lord speaks in a bar
five ways so he'll spend
We can speak and probably more than that, but he would say the categories are script.
Obviously the revealed word of god wise counsel, and then what was the other one here?
you said the three that you just said. You said
scripture, wise counsel and I forget prayer through prayer
Yes, oh there's moments a prayer, so you'd like the still small voice,
In your spirit and then there's a random occurrences kind of study and then
like audibly, I guess maybe there's six like you sometimes will speak audibly and then
times he actually just kind of maybe it's just like a sign or saying again: yeah yeah movies, seven air.
if we start to add, are start that the numbers yeah braver
So that's it's interesting, though, because I think the challenge for us as christians is to hear the voice of god. Learners learn how to
discern what he sang and then a bit right says that.
the basis for simple it's kind of that here's voice a bit. I think
I think the voice. The basis for simple is before
four men in the mundane just be faithful
mundane. So you can have the front row see to the miraculous, because when you get to it,
tells a bunch of services to every says the prom.
no more wine, which is a huge shame, its issued shame on the family cause they couldn't provide. It is a sham and in many
in many ways ass ever, but all it when he says hegel,
he's up with water.
Well, the only way to get water to these massive jars. It holds a hundred, eighty gallons with a bucket.
It's the same, and not in this thing you take the bucket. You fill the jar and use, take that and nobody's paying attention of an even knows it's happening, and yet the end of the passage says,
and Jesus manifested his glory and his disciples believed at him and his
because some unnames servants did something that nobody else noticed and it brought about the first move:
was signed, the Jesus showed everyone and
actually even everyone pride and even know about it, but enough that he manifests glory cause
filled some jars and
His disciples believed in and because some deeds filled some jars and if we could get out of here,
get that into our minds. It doesn't have to be we're gonna put together
this massive event that draws and millions cause
I feel like. Maybe that's just not working anymore, like we think if we can get the the biggest amount of people at this at this specific thing, and it just heard of a of a pastor to camp just said these words and screw his name is Chris Hilton. He said we don't serve a god who
works efficiently. We think that everything's going to work so efficiently. He really takes his time he's not in a hurry,
and so in my mind instead of church always try to have these events and say this is the thing every everyone should come to what, if every follower of Jesus simply chronicled filled, some jars or every file of genes
brought Jesus up in a conversation one time every week. How many people here about Jesus
but then everyone involved in the process of making disciples rather than hid the pastors there, the pros and the
We pass is needed for forgiveness and stop saying hany tom
them here, so they can hear someone teach about the scriptures or teach the gospel, and what we
redoing equipping gods people to share the gospel, an invite
I mean, someone to an event or inventing invite them to a worship gathering should be supplemental to what to what every follower of the
Jesus is doing, is really kind of
unfair and its selfish of us as leaders do not give people and equip them
the ability to go and shared Jesus, but only to expect
to bring them back. Many think just bring him to this thing. Bring into this thing, but now
I feel like I've, a culture and generations that dont know how to bring people to Jesus
We just have to bring them to some thing, but not someone, someone and so forth.
That's what it should be about, like all of us will brag about Jesus we should. Obviously this is what its
like I'm a sinner. But before I come to grace,
and I have nothing to offer him. But then he woos me. He calls me
has he wants me and that we have to explain everything that Jesus went through an resurrects lilli gruber reconciled in redeemed
blowing. I really like. I like these.
saying I feel like in like that luther has this thing were it was he wrote a
I know what it was and what he said. God smiles when a man changes diaper. So it's like it's their guess. It's this! We have a false dec
me a false distinction between the secular in the sacred and the
fashion of christians and the lay people make the clergy and leave you
so we have this false dichotomy, false distinction and
really what we are, what the clergy there,
to do is to equip the sands for the work of the gospel right, like it says so, equipped to say
and then that's that's kind of what your philosophy is. Give the people the up,
kennedy to go, be the missionaries that they need to be re. Each person is
Mary. There are no attendees at your church. They re only missionaries right near YAP,
It's kind of the way you see louisiana. That's exactly how I see it now: yeah, there's no attendees for the cancer. I think spurgeon is the one who said every christian is a missionary or an impostor.
had to sit ngo, whether you
the missionaries who go somewhere else when all of
there is of. Jesus are called to go, so am I
on the street I might
drive down to claremont, which is where our church gathers to worship
but then everyone goes back and the goal is to get everyone to get here. You have a part here.
Is the one person that god
Should impact watch, I mean read the gospels you'll see Jesus.
you things with the multitudes a few times, but the focus
Ass will leave the multitude to go deal with the one policy
the one I think of the deaf and mute guy has a ton of people around them and some friends
the definition guy and he takes him to the side by himself and then he is where
does this weird again, he puts his his finger
into his ears, and then he spits, and
This is tongue which is kind of weird. I said the worst church greeting ever is that I got a mother. That's how I try to convey a hook hatred is it
green one another we get to work yeah, but what's he doing how else you
duff guy, hey, I'm open your ears and a data believe
they believe that there was healing and spit
day, any spits and touches is tiny, like I'm going to heal your tongue, but he does it by himself its job.
thus in this one guy or Jesus Christ
as the sea, a galley to deal with a guy who's possessed by a demon than crosses again taken, and it has conferred
is confronted and invited by gyros to come here
daughter is always the all these passages about the one, but we're trying to be as efficient as
can, and then I feel it
lot of times as passers forget that were shepherds. That were, I think,
sometimes we gonna be leaders before we're shepherds, but their role,
the shepherd is to care for god's people, it's in the book of acts chapter twenty first, twenty eight like to continue to care for the flock of god not to prod them and to eat them, but
her for them. It's about proximity with the people and not just it is
many people in the room, stick em on a conveyor belt of christianity. We call discipleship and it's not really making disciples who make disciples it s getting chris
together to hang out
Just a month ago that route- I just I've, been convicted over the years that I just wanted the crowd, and now it's got really.
Worked on me and broken. We allowed and specialist five years managed
effort his people and his
shepard and equip them
they go out and then
go out as a disciple islamic. I don't have to do anything. Is it really
we pastors can be really bobo had a pulpit, but often
we're very timid when it's when we're
with everybody else, and so I want to be,
cycle of Jesus before a pastor of his people, because I feel like
when you do it that way: you're better shepherd, but he's darwish shepherd.
really bad disciple than you're. Actually disobedient. I'm supposed disciple pupil, a learner of Jesus
I just I do embassy. I want to see the ministry handed back to the people and I care for them when they come back. I check on them constantly
and then send him back out and then no
I am doing the same thing. You are just as terrified in situations that we have. This version is Jesus worth it and if he s
we'll do it, then it is not. We won't, but if you like, it gets data that simple.
Perry says just do what every says does do every says: m
I just feel jars over meeting,
gotta. Do this? Isn't, sir? My wife
or season going, do the dishes and serve me or sees I happen, left my kids ass. He used to think
it just make it to that massive conference that I could speak at dinner.
I've made it lord from my heart
a few years ago, you know you ve
When you served me and when you ve loved your wife, when you ve loved your kids
it's like it's so simple rather than
and look at the number of people I got to preach to as if it's about me anyways, so it's really comes
at the simplicity of just man, is about Jesus, do the little things
I know a good book called simple metric. He gave me is great, but as I should probably read it,
and what's next for yes vote
for when I want to urge the driver,
if we dug into the earth what's next for you, let's get more specific. I was thinking about ignite city shirt now, but to what
x for you and Andy. What's what's god,
what's he doing with your aunt em I would have as well. I just finish that
and then I started work. It is kind of easy to put those things out now, so I run I've had it
A lady is of some other things to do with regard to that, but my problem
honestly. It is it's not no one's gonna plot, no one's gonna post about this
just really. Well, I want to love Jesus with everything, and I want my wife to be loved. Well, I want to be obedient and how I love her and how I love my family and to care for the people that god interest to me.
and to do it so well that he would actually applaud my efforts because.
I remember asking to ask a few of you asked a few pastors
No you're doing it right. I do know yet when
getting really like starting to do this
you're doing it well, and I am
six or seven different answers and somewhere
I don't know I guess I'll find out in Heaven, but then you have them the first three
chapters of revelation, especially tutored. Three and Jesus is saying: hey. I like this about this, what you're doing, but I don't like this one, nobody said and when the tide numbers are up, if they didn't say attendance,
Seven, we get the mansion and reject that still go on, for that there were no when pre covered numbers are back to normal. That's the go right, don't you get too readily
three of these, the church of sardus these, as you have the ribbon, we have more diversity in our church, but he says you have the ring
potentially be alive, but you'd read sardus! That's that's as far away from truth, as you
be a we're doing a great job in the whole time, Jesus is looking at gun, you're dead.
Why was the tombs? This is horrible.
the other thing is asked, hey, what's which the role of the pastor and I got sixty
having different answers. It's almost like we pastors dont know what our job is. It simply to care for gods, people into a cook the saints four weeks of service,
not to grow the church in numbers and finances know it used to. I used to think that. I don't believe that I think it's supposed to build the kingdom. I think MIKE breen. I think he wrote a book about discipleship and he said if you start with building your church, you won't automatically have disciples. We start with building disciples. You'll always have a church, and I liked that that you focus on discipleship worship gatherings for me
for the saints anybody can come in, but is for those who know Jesus easter are easter gatherings. Therefore,
tourism, Jesus to celebrate Jesus and anyone
can come in here, the gospel. I will present the gospel but worship gatherings or for the saints. Therefore, therefore, Jesus,
others, and we are mindful of those who come in. So I guess, there's nothing different. I'm seriously just wanna be faithful
at the end of the at the end of the day or the end of the week, gotta say well done. You did a good job. I liked that take on life, incremental kind of just move forward be obedient yeah, you know I like it, so it is simple and is simple
so check our brains, book, Brian HOLLAND, simple
find it on amazon there. It is the only place that they are there
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You know we usually do ten questions that we ask every guest. Would you like to do that now sure? What do you think? Let's start it cause it'd be like
You do something else again. Arm wrestlers
oh he's a background check that emerged from miami in both take. If you go to the reach, he's got the region,
like abraham lincoln,
the ten questions while easily ass, these ten questions, their rapid fire? Ok,
number one have. You ever met carmen. No.
I notice that you all have, or at least that this would have to have a picture. We have met the pic I ve never met. Him
Have you no,
I didn't know who he wasn't until I started working here, because he was a lutheran yeah. All of us, evangelicals were like going to a concert free concerts yep. We all did that. We all did the main thing of all of the songs. We do these mimo the champion happy in mind. We called that human video yeah. That was it that was back when there was a movement in christianity, called being a mime yeah. That's like an inside joke or is this movement of being? That is right. So it was like a lot.
are so marceau followers anyway? Are you a cab
western armenian. Oh gosh
number two yeah, I'm not going to land on either end edge. Of that, I feel like the truth, is in the middle at a level, will never understand. So I don't land on. I feel like if you're asked me my
illogical back on again balanced, like reformed charismatic, like I still believe in the gifts, but I'm I like the puritan ratings, and I know that it all starts with Jesus. I believe in the gives too
I if the rule was not there, that you couldn't add something to the bible. You're allowed to add one book to the bible. What would it be one book to the bible? Yeah? Oh my goodness, gracious
I think that I would. I think I don't know I just read one. I just read when that is really blew. My mind is called the prayer life by
murray, Murray and Andrew. It blew my mind and the first chapter says than this,
ass, if in its about talking to pastors and leaders, to confess the sin of prayer listeners,
and about a month ago. I sat there too during the morning because I couldn't sleep. I just thought all this book could put me to sleep. I've never read it kept me awake for an hour and a half, and I did I pray god I gotta confess I have I pray. I pray nice prayers, cordial prayers, but I had to confess the senate prayer lessons and it's revellers.
nice, my prayer life, it's an unbelievable, it's so sweet. I love engineering. Yeah he's been.
and yeah he's a south african pastor about turn of the century? Nineteen hundreds and he does not and is not afraid he doesn't pull punches now, he's a he's, really good, there's a bunch of books by him. If you get it check him out as a as an author, I really highly recommend them.
all right so you're. I already know the answer this, but cigars or pipes, I know,
Do they want of them either? I doubt if you could hang out with any
three people living or dead, and you can't pick Jesus who would be cash.
Can already know them, or it's like yeah. It can be. It can be like. Oh, I hang out with my friend of her we're going to be you it'd be kind of fun to continue yeah. I just met you, so it might be kind of fun to hang out and get a little bit, but I don't know if you've made the list yet so you gotta, you gotta, think about your blowing a big up, you're blowing a big spot. There are some item, actually is very plain
The sum is very intercede. Let me grown up
play, basketball, and so, like Michael Jordan, was the guy back in the day I can best. Ehrlichman basketball is better like I really liked it. Then
I would like to hear his story. I'd like to hear his life story. Amateur
space him? Isn't? That is that's! That's it! That's barclays isn't that out or by a drought regarded by a biography.
like the listen I think
Like to listen to mother teresa and watch her heart for the poor, so
you may Michael Jordan, mother teresa, whether at the other three. So that means that other it's kind of olive and of its one of my friends, my mother teresa, am he said
she was really me I'll help you honey when their thick, but it's like the mean, does the new email mother teresa tools like them
This legal address my idea,
was it, but there is that he tried to bring her a chair, something like he's. She
I stand in there she's like ninety surgeon.
To bring a chair over and now she's like what do you do
Something like that bit is that up use it so
You like it, I'm sorry mother teresa, you know,
I made it when you've had to apologize. Yeah plenty. Okay, sorry do you know the answer to this to whiskey or beer. I I I I have the power
like a two year old, I dont like any of it. It's not like him against editors.
I don't like that you had to. If you had to force yourself to down one of them. I wouldn't even know what I feel like whiskey just feels like you're stronger. I guess I dunno, but just don't dig wish.
That's. What it sounds like will be the
First thing you do as president gosh, I think. Ok, I think I would you know they had that big party did not yours.
thing for the present when she was evidence. The interaction were hit out at any rate. Let you didn't obviated, they had what everybody lives the world I have and they let the doubtful o guy buddies and he's that any praise ruined. I wasn't. I gave the Agora ball arguable as global. I don't guess it into
but if I did, I pointed out, I'm ok. I think I d
I think I want to get rid of that.
This- can have the internet tricks and in the backyard, and then I want a flame air force. One like this.
this. When it goes you they're, like fun stuff Anna just go. Do that and then you gotta get to work when you get it, I thing but get to work again.
also not the greatest politics. So I'm just pretty simple newspeak fund laid back present
getting a job, the trucks, an airplane right, everybody does at the beginning or there's a job to do with the beginning of each year,
akin will get to ride air force, one one during my presidency. Let's see if you get elected, who who would say yes to that, I wouldn't want to every single person that maybe I'm on to something.
You are I'd vote for you. Ok, so have you ever punched anybody or been punched?
you're a good story. Why did cry you get points for that?
however, my brother, now we we cannot get into it one day who samuel
He'd, your pants and public is the other, is gonna. I've never paid my pants and public finances, as our part it's gonna tells about. Please tell another hosing otto, as I think that the citizens of europe that this is before. Thank you, like you. Let me have my gloria there's. This has before it was caught the we're young and we're both taken created, the diamond, we're on the side of the house, and we just
or brothers.
and all of a sudden he took a swing and I blocked. I can believe I blocked it and nailed him right in the ribs and it like you, heard the air go ahead, I'm just kind of gasoline,
and he can breathe. And then
He said, something that I'm a good. I'm gonna kill you and then I ran to the park for two or three hours. Until my parents got up and then it came back cause. He really could destroy me, but.
at least in that moment I nailed them. It was I dropped them. It felt pretty good yeah, a lucky punch. I know it's
you're making a lucky man. Oh no, don't take my glory azalea. It was scale your tie, quandary if, as I nailed, it is innate ability, but I don't know what happened I was just on. My bodies is a part of it as a weapon of war.
That's the one time or a timea, that's
It goes in one concert, any band in history who do you see? Oh gosh, any band in history? I dunno, I mean I kind of like journey, but I'm kind of like on the
journey guy and then hush about you wasted your any person in history on me and your any band in history. I don't watch a lot of. I don't use it. I know that I feel like I'm, the worst one that was hey. What's your favorite, what's your favorite movie, like I dunno, I don't get that pop culture stuff, I'm just not up to speed on all that stuff, so I dunno
I don't know how to concerts idiocy talk that they are good back
yeah now get right from the outset.
beginning. I was all into them down.
We're down with the dc addicted down with the exit seats. So I don't want
I was thinking that with illicit shoulders. Like a couple of weeks ago, you were saying that sound together so that and it was there,
stream, of course, from below a girl, so she's got to go now do rent.
And this is our last question- we ask this of everybody. Ok answer last question of the interview. Betting: do you accept Jesus as your lord and said,
and I think so I think I am ready. Are you there? I think we've got it. Would you finally do that thing? It can lead to people well thats, where I finally received Christ. Well, thank you Brian
for coming to this debate.
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