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you're back to where I blow to to read some silly stuff together and I'm here to keep you come
and take your mind up stuff, seek a fall asleep so happy to be here in your ears.
Really is man, or this is a podcast, it's a little bit goofy a little bit silly I go off. Topic does take some getting used to take smoke. Most people two or three tries to get used to the show because of a couple,
this is a mere to keep you company and take your mind of herself to make the deep dark night, less lonely. While
You fall asleep to just be your friend
at chattering away about almost nothing in a do it.
Because I know how feels not to be able to sleep, and I want to help you if I can, because you deserve a good night's sleep. That's why the show is here too
through the loneliness. To take your mind
for stuff, so that you could fall.
because you deserve at. You deserve a bedtime. You could at least look forward to hearing you could look at. You could
look for two, or at least not dread like I do a lot of times so
so glad you're here. What we get coming up is support. That's how the show its ed supported, silken, listen for free, if you aren't where he could pay to listen without ads
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really a part of the pod gas in a part of the progression
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which comes next to unemployed profound, do what am I going to attend?
To do is create a safe place. Three could set aside would have
peacekeeping awakened kobay thoughts on your mind, like things you're thinking about like thoughts about the past, the present and future, so thinking thoughts could be,
feelings anything you're feeling like emotionally related to those thoughts or feeling centre just come up warrior.
the physical sensations, could be changes in time and temperature routine. You could be
I went through something you could have something come enough, but whatever it is you work shifts
like a school sheriff, sir. You know she went away. You know, there's a lot of stuff tat keeps us awaken in its different every time kind of incentive,
its consistent and ordinary list, a bunch of stuff
Is really the importance of the shows to let you know you're not alone, and I know that their says this is a dream digital in its para. Whatever doesn't come,
Then he pair accord winded everything sure come in with the would like a gate. The general idea of pair accord,
have you ever like they'll go to buy something in this it would. You know we also have averted version with pair accord at agreement.
I trying to buy the other day
honestly, I think it was a zipper paul. I am
most positive talk.
That's something, then keep me up at night
like four people. I can't sleep. I really like it. So I was on a plane.
zipping up my backpack
and I was of course my backpack was overstuffed cause could have like to so I thought,
you're gonna put me to sleep well, this may put to sleep a maiden, but it may be related bowl and then I'll get back to my point.
One of why I make to show, but like.
So my I have or by the bank will have had this back back for over ten years. I think limit
Think about it? I always think about replacing the bag back and then I say knows it's doing. Just great does have a water bottle holder. It's only flaw in
I need a proposal.
and when did we, MR needle zipper, Paul's awake a lake,
Like I mean they are handy, but
like air bags,
a day wouldn't have zip proposed as a prodigious fine hitting ever
become that person. Now when I was a kid we just
The zippers with our fingers
by sunday, somebody will be saying: oh, my back in my day that you just pull down the zipper bullied and need pair a chord.
ok. So the zipper pull broke, big o, because man is so in my view they have a laptop thing asleep. I think de gaulle rate but need
Now for scoots, because I have the laptop that-
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for the tv show re camps, one for the written episodes in there.
Spare no book.
I had some reference material for the episodes m writing
then I had old brought my old, but the old old, broken ipad that I used to watch. A tv show recap
in, and I always think about replacing their too, and I said well, why, like it's his unit like a duh, is still works, just fine, it actually works better cause. Then I have to worry about breaking the ipad. Sad old
broken ipad.
Probably like about, but you know of a plethora of pans, then a bunch of crumbled up papers, you know crumb, grumbled papers
And then my kindle
for personal re, for my bedtime, wind down and of
This is it like to buy back, said police in then asked porn on the zipper born the superbowl broke, and then
it lake of la rarely do. I follow through I'd like to say so. When I get home, I'm gonna need a new zipper poll because I don't want to prepare it like I did say I don't want to replace his backpack. I could just when I could just get a zipper pole.
and then I went into the world of the show. I short lived, a part of the world of looking for zapper balls.
Talk of a there's another round
can and will never be made, or would it with a cup coming a coming of age story? Looking for super poles, oh you would
looking for zipper, it's kind of like a you know, remember little miss sunshine were
It's it's. There was
with secure character in there and a or is it more like waiting for guff I dunno we haven't decided yet good at great idea. Looking for zipper pulls is like waiting for government to your right, but
oh, I found is searching for zip proposes it. Ok, never really said never behind, because when I
I only found when I was less Adele looks interesting though there was like forty
quantity they were sold in and I
was bought it. But I said well, ok,
We know how this is like a dinner. Men have thirty eight zipper balls.
moving around my apartment like indifferent piles in seoul
spilling out of the bag they came in and then on behalf
few my vacuum, one on my foot. So
then I guess, but I noticed that some of the reserve proposed came with pair accord
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you here- and this is all this is going to be a thing that you know you can use it. You know in situations where you needed.
I say just need a zoo. I just need a single. Why don't wanna put over pay for a single zipper paul and it doesn't make sense savage ship to just one zipper paul, but so
impose a nice thing to say superbowl.
like you good, if you say it altogether, doesn't sound like a zipper poll. Superbowl
Oh there you go you should your favorite superhero superbowl ogre,
what's your favorite ice cream, superbowl,
oh yeah, really, whereas
you could go to one place on earth to visit were superbowl,
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making wa wa wa tissue, bringing bring into the potluck a zipper bowl committee
it's for everything fixed.
No answer for everything superbowl now with bare accord.
But, oh, oh, why do I make a show? Because you do is, I would say, in hollywood,
keeping awake at night
I want you know you're, not alone, like a lot of us a bent or something similar or we can.
later how it feels, even if I've been through what you're going through there's some
out there listening? Who has.
We all believe you deserve a good night's sleep elder enough sleeps here life is more manageable and that you can
out there flourishing the means are worlds going to be a better place. We know how feels and you deserve a good night's sleep- that
why the show exists in what I do is I send my voice cross a deep dark night amused. Lulling is soothing, curry kedasa tones pointless meanders and superfluous tangents, which means
so after a bigger get mean already will weigh a whole. I went on and went off topic about paragraph
and then I went off topic about zipper poles,
and then I think I saw you know I created a new way to use a word. It first to new soothing words. Zipper bowl
you can't you? I know some of you are saying that you're saying yes to makes me feel kind of good zipper, pull
just puts me in a mood. Soil leave above neutrals separable. What? What? What? What
are you feeling superbowl. You know zipper
Super bowl,
I am mass aminos. No, no, no zipper pull proposes proposal, you know a little, you know, Zippo.
Okay, so some of our old lawing krieger dulcet tones pointless manderson, superfluous tangents all to keep you company and take your mind off of it. This show. Is it really or something to get used to at first, when the
First get here. You got it. You may be skeptical doubtful, irritable fed up, because you bet-
You know if you like, the regular listeners in me, mature and fine
The falsely, for years.
The reason I started to show back when
Like how come
there's no like you can make a pod care about anything
In their sleep audio, but there's nothing to put me
sleep it out like it feels like a strange
like me.
like somebody. I want to call and just have talked to me. So that's why you're making a show in it
so it takes them getting used to get. You may have expectations of what would be sleeping guess would be.
and this may not be it or you might just be frustrated in looking for something
and if you never like mere the show, that's also fine go to sleep in me. Bad cast accusation! No! Thank you.
tons of others so bad case on there. You still deserve a good night's sleep.
So, and you also don't have to. Let me know why you don't like the show, because I've been doing it for ten years at birth, so, like a
find something to put to sleep and power you to get the rest. You need, even if this show won't work, but for most people listening
Joe tourists reach a tries if you're going to the that's what a regular listener. I don't know if that's a feedback,
get from regular to me tours her dressing arose. Oh I get it.
the purple o k like they say it with a day palm their head. This all. Finally, a super paul.
And so do you see if that affects you know, there's nothing to lose, really
and this is a show- you don't really listen to that's the first thing that can be hard to adjust to. Oh, it's a podcast. I almost get the snake, I don't consume it passively, but almost pass all the zipper pull it
Also, there's no pressure fall asleep. This is a pod cast. It doesn't really put you to sleep. I keep you company and take your ma
I know for stuff over here where I m, so that
You could fall asleep. You could just kind of listen to me. I'm your friendly voice at talking your boyfriend or bar bay, boar sib. Your bore bud you're bored
As to your name, bore you bore bur, your bore be enough.
Or we could. Yesterday I had a different one. Your zipper,
like you say, oh boy, is that doesn't rather doesn't have bore a near by zipper paul.
Oh yeah, I'm here
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In time I'm going to be here in their six hundred episodes for free,
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tuesday. So do those just kind of us see how it goes.
But I'm not really here to push your soup I'm here to above, enable you to fall asleep, so
Those are two things. The other thing that's gonna, take some getting used to the structure of the show, which is very intentional, show starts off, of degrading friends beyond by an area. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls so feel seen and welcome- and you say I could may be checked at show out.
Then there's a sober support, so show can be optional. Pay for free to listen to
Then there's a long, meandering intro men to ease you into bed, time,
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We're just gonna, see how it goes, but like it. If you decide there's two per cent of people that start to show twenty or thirty minutes or twenty twenty,
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axing or getting comfortable so
Just can use intro like that he's a new and bed time. Then again
support so as it shows that sport, so it can be free or pay for it can be optional and then lab.
bedtime story which denial been ludmilla contrasting as three
for a comedy magazines from about two different areas.
is rich. I had done episode of mad magazine, and then I found the southern magazine even know bowed and then the other magazine, cracked.
So we'll do that and there's some dank is at the insist, restructure structure. Show too I make the show am really glad you're here at work really hard to earn and a shriver. I really hope I can help you fall asleep, then
sure come by and here's how were able do for you for free choice, weak sleep with me
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We did a mad magazine episode work and to talk about my history with mad and cracked magazines.
trying to find used. Ones of these rights can word psych they're, not super, overpriced you it's hard for me to find cracked it to be honest, stir in aid to over pay for one issue, cracked, it claimed it was cool.
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so have issue of cracked issue of crazy crazy.
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to this mad is from nineteen fifty nine in July. So let's go
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since it was issue. Forty eight
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presenting the bill great moments in feeling better in it
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people enjoying nicotine indoors, sir
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back, then they were about it.
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neither library of by people like is dirty harry.
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the photos of the dark. Not
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and they have to people and stripes sued. Sir we're running away from bad man.
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comic mamma the year
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and.
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become wonder boy
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in the car,
they make shadow puppets. Sir
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with letters to the letters to the magazine
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and his bow
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Sir.
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corn, the sale or person. They say-
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can't believe there, sir.
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Here popeye's now.
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survival of oil.
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does apply to the movie
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gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today,.
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a basket skid.
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send a trouble.
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a study on both a few friends as fathers, a superhero.
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and hawk is sir
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sir, they turn into a fairy person.
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and now its spanish.
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do they call them
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this magazine and play with like aquarium like a reply,
aquarium.
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the kids, ok
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the has secured, were they call the kissing, saying man now.
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boy, blue,
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jack and jill,
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between a girl, little star
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coney island split screen across the water.
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space invaders laboratories, sir taking about
athens, space, sir, remember like
ass to have been space. The truth are shown sago globe.
then
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by casting rod to say: hey you, cod
fish.
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breakfast white men,
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it'll energy throughout your day, observatory or pours.
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His car.
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and someone else's movie movies, never a good. So let's go home.
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that's the name. The movie then there's another one prehistoric sent zoellick chuckles charcoal, say khalid.
Then another one with like songs like then another
baker, kinetic kids.
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hey gang, this is a
fun were again people don't necessarily like likes the mechanical aspects of obdurate, kinetic comic, Sir George
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to take those out and then staple together. So one
gotta pay J and stable over page bay of stage bay.
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look like dancing.
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computer games said Jarrod try to play
pewter game says one person plugin in like a mega computer than theirs pong becoming reality.
Then there's someone drive and remote control car. They lose their tyres.
and there's someone cracking some sort of him.
Peter game, like they're nuts, like a nutcracker and
Then there's a kid daydreaming of point: a video game. His parents are daydreaming him being a chemistry pilot.
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swine games with a kid just wants a mass game.
An insidious in other all mass based games, but then the person has
I count on their toes.
Then there's a game where small friends are running anna Scott.
Hamster wheel to make to computer run then their skip.
chess servers computer.
They unplug it. While they make a bunch of moves in them, plug it back in
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And there's no one has what is called
control costs, render it does
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people plan and they simply belief, but that's how they communicate.
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enter stir of using
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And you
you get a one year subscription
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versus back vacuum. Kourou said
parity
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try with how the duck story here.
Our chases after this vacuum on a motorcycle.
he's inheritance. You work at a diner hangs,
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goes inside aware to an end.
ex vacuum bag
Then we shall have to unplugged vacuum cleaners.
An and there's a fun page is a make believe. A windbreakers are what you can put your hands over your mouse or in your armpit or in a library, or make a
give your grandma gift of a pin cushion but make it from cheese. Sir.
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The president reagan go bald what year, eighty one, eighty two, eighty three, eighty four here
today gone tomorrow,
A big firm in the sky.
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And learn the liquor
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no smelling smiles assault seized cat food. Instead,
what do you mean? Mouthwash? I thought it was apple juice,.
Then there's some musical stuff, eleventh hour special
came as a jack queen gotta queen, look psychic gather god queenie in their sang in
And another girl bites, the dust stir
dolly pardon and elvis costello
singing together.
No, I am not elton john.
And more.
Silurian silliness, sir.
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and making, maybe from the show, MR add or the monkey, so the monkeys and Mr Ed
And
the for a man.
berber word, I think a
then let's see couple who are taken, the banana dance lessons with banana appeals, sir.
And the monsters are dancing.
and and somebody else's talkin, to which mrs monsters name.
But on a herd of some other celebrity, maybe coach,
This is too old to be there. I think, though,.
and then somebody then pop. I olive oil and somebody else. Not all
The kid billy adult male who used to play, rob and on the tv show.
then,
That is an who, then, is this just a characters from love bore
And other trying to hide out, sir.
Oh yes me this has to do with papa, but two monsters. Sam pop. I work and gather ochres spirit.
Take the world both away and then
Epic gilligan's island in the
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