RETRO RHLSTP #59 Lembit Opik Catfish - Richard meets a nuclear physicist impersonator and has a friend who will never be any more than that. This week’s guest is disgraceful self-toucher Joel Dommett.
They chat about the gamble of going into the jungle, the pitfalls of the modern dating scene, running a super marathon with the runs, being defeated at Pointless by someone who doesn’t understand the rules, the perils of proposing with a Spotify play-list and how it’s possible for two comedians never to gig together in 11 years.
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If you look a little different than I remember things, that made is that we had a new thing and what do I would look up? Let's pretend: let's pretend you have an alternate character. Was your actual name is twan,
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that we have a communication with quite a lot and over the years,
never worked out what you do for a living
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what's your name sophie, what do you do for a living sophie?
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the radio, so I just got fired from running a tv script. The omega very similar, and so things even on such hard times is still a very beautiful woman. You don't have to hang around with this guy, so he says hi, however, lower your self esteem is today your your.
more than that.
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nice job, though just wait,
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I've. I've been there.
I just said yeah it's great, but just going to get the other guys to have a look at it and then not. I wouldn't have told me that I was bad. I would just let me find out when they're turned on the telly to watch my episode. So that's. Why did this cruel business is cruel? Business you'll be fine. I'm telling you going to find stick with twan.
stick with just one s own, like that. You too, we ve never met by his eyes.
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onto another, weird man. Now I that he's probably pass my next.
this being so, it might be guessed merely gave anyways I recovered,
He's probably best marie's near here tonight is to see him because he's best known for being on celebrity, like our masters at christmas, not the rest of the year.
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the lego masters. I missed that it was all that christmas yeah. I got that from the title is all that chris, all the news all the time and you got given a child just for the episode,
for the whole lobbies that greece was nineteen. Seventy five has been that they say a child is not just a regrettable and
and then you got given a child and you to make lego and bark. Basically you, the child is good
go to the other idea. Then you guess they get celebrities in to fuck it up.
but that's a really bad idea, because the kids take it really seriously. Let you get Jos washed has got other kids like what the fuck you live with this package, some job, so it's
it's quite away, a child to be already citizens of angry kids and
I haven't celebrities, enjoy themselves away through, but if you win ets and now I think we cape second
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Well, that's great! That's what that was quite a bold decision to go on. I must lead to use because year a word,
really one. I just that. That's the boy I went to live as every go beyond that. It wasn't like they got me out of that I became a celebratory aim, is a very odd showed to be able to speak as both a brick and upper coming to the end up and coming
the comedian said no, but that's what I really meant is. There is a gamble to take, because that is a massive exposure. Yeah and you know it can go wrong.
not at all to be secretly racist as we haven't. Even if you don't know you go way beyond secretly racist, but I think I am but I've been what's or in the jungle. Debates comes out bicycle so are you say glared at I just I dislike, because you don't have that kind of talk. What's gonna happen because you just saw the hungry.
However, what is so vague awaiting my secretly rose? You got really are grey eyes, look levels and which is great
yeah I and yeah. So I I was a gamble because I was kind of at a point where I was like people were starting to recognize. My edinburgh shows as being like like like okay and fun and, like so was getting like a really nice britain. Customer from that- and I was like start to get on stuff- and I felt like I was at the start of the
I was at the start of the bigger ladder you know, and so this show was either gonna. Make me jump to the top of a bigger lotta fuck, the latter.
We have done so I, but I kind of decided to to do it and it kind of turned out all right, yeah very much. So it's mainly because I kind of we realize that it's it was. Basically. I think the only big show like that, where you can you're allowed to be a comedian on it and I think, there's a lot of comedians.
Wouldn't work or and there you know this equally races ones, but like this, where like them for me, I'm quite be nice, and so because there's no no rights or on the show that you just I would go into that bush telegraph. Let's sit as ours hours signed just talk to the person and I try to make up jokes everyday. I try to live
right jugs for them and just told them and then show any of it- it's like it's just like I did just showed weights.
Secretly racist, but I am yeah, and so they just you know you could just talk to. I just tried to write the show religion. I always thought like. Why am I still in this accomplishments
and then I saw one of the other contestants getting interviewed. They trying to split you up, but then I saw one of them being interviewed and they will die like oh. So how do you think the trial is going to go and they were like yeah
it's going to be what I'm doing while cause. I give a funny all that then that's yeah and then, but it's better, that you come second assembly with Emily. I think because then you haven't got that thing of like Google jungle, wherever it is like you haven't, got that hanging over your head. You can just kind of it's like yeah. I said I think it's hopefully off
try to transcend a little bit the ass, a sample of what they created. So I've been, I feel I've tried
and by not being on it. That was a load that is but it's energy dominates. It's a it's a difficult thing to negotiate because you're, obviously a stand up comedian, you still didn't stand up yeah, but it it sends you into kind of different celebs.
well, yeah way, a! U you! Your life, the private life becomes a matter of tabloids
as also during a different sort of branch of entertainment as well.
Yeah. So you know it's a it's that reality t v they, but it's interesting cause. That's the only real way to get as a young comedian. That's the only way to get yourself up to tv in any well. I think I kind of opened a new path. You know, because when it's like that show, it was different from you when you were sort of,
you you're, the younger commedia decided by but like the unit was when I was young when it's like you, that is Davis.
When I was of starting out, there was basically one path and that path was you do magnetize roadshow alive at the apollo mock the week, maglite, not the remote, where you just keep them at the week until you sell out tour and then that basically was kind of the the way here and
hmm, and that would I was kind of starting to get a bit bored and I wasn't on that mock the week of roster, and so I was, and I was I was getting an a few bits and bobs. I was just kind of edgy, went to the melbourne comedy festival and I saw a comedian, Joel creasey and he was in the show, and he then in sobriquet me out here in the australian one and he
than hosted the extra show afterwards, the the after I searched they send the australians through the uk,
in view of the crisis that the survive, the topics that have
If you could make it on the trauma at the yet so I sorta showed it was, it was great, but it was so full. I was like I feel like this is kind of viable for comedian, but I feel that everyone discounts it at kind of just
I have kind of. As you know, I feel, like everyone kind of goes, ooh reality t v and that's fine. I get that people are like that, but actually you can can just bring yourself to an entirely new market, and hopefully I did it without shame myself too much apart from get my dick out, but like like a heart
I got on the internet. Everything else was a website yeah thanks pretty good, but even that were less talk rather than seeing that sky come up so to speak. Yeah I've been there, but this is a. This is a very modern garden of cautionary tale, but also it's you know you've.
Court, doing something that most young people would have done at some point. Twenty a m
as they are. Not you ve not
that's the you know you you're the victim of a crime. Really I've known you haven't done anything wrong and I took it to the place.
laughter. If he would doubt,
because I know you have to buy this is to have a fair amount, but you so you were catfish. Yet it is that I mean you're quite stupid.
Yes, I have to say very diy is, like you know I just you know I was it was a long long time ago and it when some lady on the internet gives you some affection and you're just like well, alright I'll get that
yeah, that's literally what it was really funny. There was this documentary that came out recently- and it was like probably like six months ago. Similar is on channel four and it was basically a guy who was investigating the same people that got me and the same girl that got me and he claims. One of my torso is literally banged on the door that stage door and I was like who the who you can I interview you
It was like a real solve, like you, don't fly on the I felt like I was over on one of those building traders, paragraphs and road racing, and it so he comes to. He said: grenades feels like eri and a which apparently saw buy back. My agent is the wrong thing to say that he sat down and we talked about it. He been he been catfishing exactly the same way, but he and he said, was so funny cause he way. Soviet said that are really distressed about it clearly, and he was like also this lady, she contacted me and we we talked for probably back and forth for about eighteen months before I finally got up the car.
which- and I trusted her enough- that I had skype sex with her job? How long did it take you before you, and I were twenty bet- it's not that it's nice revising all day. I love the incredible I like what I mean is this incredible things will go over here right, but also for the person doing right now. It's a huge above commitments that they have to pretend to be this person after chat, you up a chat with you for
maybe eighteen months as ridiculous. I'm then the chances of them getting anything out unless they're just could do if they then
I came to you. Ve got bigger video. The thing that you should have spotted
that out, but the microphone on my computer brokers, which is very similar to james
castaway is what he was talking to lembit opec.
they have doing is, as is shuffled, they returned to discover who he's got his ipod shuffle thing and member overturn up set out. My ipod, broken
for some reason, so I've got this other ipods, only full of goods
everybody a J back ass, the light up target to a person who I think, scott boobs you'll get the labor. It might well, we ll about their hats in advance, but I saw these massive give it another. You acted like watch a man masturbating. We
I veered into, maybe not, who knows, and then you're going to have some months later it was. It took a little while for them to get back to you yeah, you would try to contact the girl cause you'd like to
wanted to turn again. I presume,
and then this area- and we want three thousand pounds- is wherever that one, yes about, I asked Billy, I well know cause you're just put the pictures up anyway. It's me there's no theirs!
wait, there's no way so they're not really going to make much money out of it and then they're investing all this time and I ended up selling it for like fifty pounds I think, to like people to because they wanted to buy the whole video. Okay, it's
What about my book is also available, but the baby I got over. That's clapping people most about the
but I did not think generally. The last best I said to them was like a baby. I should be a group of fair play.
You're really played a hell of a game because it's like yet active dyke. I mean, I suppose they kind of making a living.
cultivate, really ave. I mean this just seems to like go get a job like this is a life was hard work, but you still have to look to dominate masturbate. Unless it's really for me- and I can say oh the time you know like if it was to be a heartbeat, would you listen back to your podcast by voice that may look at bio, Derek I'm like? Oh? I do like that. I like to listen back to base that is too embarrassing imo. It is available online. I haven't seen you masturbating, because I didn't want
ruining case atoms in real life. I'm sorry. I just hope we measure the way I take us whether we might-
can I ever that's your wagon beanie hat, while you must by us
grady image, but you gotta, post euro, poster behind you re lucky behind you re a maiden now is that they give out I'm just going to help me
Are you going out again? I looked around my fourth. Why fake
Our view frenetic yeah it was. They is greatly enough that you like, and I haven't, got beard so you could be like all. That's not
What have you got? There is a masterpiece of those jobs are still.
there's a big. We know that they did released
ask you something: are we going to threaten to release it and then they did release it yeah, when I, when I went to the jungle and realized that they wait until you've a bit more fight, I can fap later, and this is like the knock. This is the amazing thing, and your brother is like a good pr right now,
I just know Jack james relate to me, but oh, no, no they're, completely wrong information, but as someone who's glad it is. This is james herring who used to have avalon weirdly a new speed.
authority is your brother. Well, because there are widely made, because it is not clear from the site bought the country's me originally weirdly. He would go with it.
Jeremy heron, who then directly they. He then suggested to direct my plays a night only gotten
in the face because he nearly had the same name as me: he's gone on to be an award winning amazing he's very american. So there's these weird coincidences with that with that name, but yeah he used to work for ambulance. I knew him quite long, but he has his own pr company now and I spoke to him before I went into the junk because the the
yeah, so I sort of I wrote the show about it before I went in to the jungle because I knew it was going to come at some point. So I was like I'll. Do. Is I'll prepare myself a sort of arsenal of have an hour of jokes about it again and then, and at that point it hadn't sort of happened yet so I was sort of come come out yet so I thought okay I'll do but they're not as to why the decision was kind of even bigger for me to go into the jungle, because I was like it's definitely going to happen now, because you know it said there'll be silly to know they're not dead, so I am and then I because the the edinburgh show story was was just because I was trying to trying to find an end to it. It became really mad, so, like I, I ended up cause. I went to the police and there was all that was so crazy and I tried to contact the person and I couldn't really get anywhere trying to find the person, and so I ended up and just as screen grabbing and the picture and then
I put it on Google image search and I found the actual real person who was who's profile, photo they stole and, and I message them and they lived like down the road and so like that they live like a mile away from me in greenwich, and so I was like ok, I saw a message the real person whose real face it was- and I was like I just let you know someone's using a profile and do you like it,
when I wake up and down I've already wagons over with you. So you know I've been erected you're onto a definite shag fuel with a bright viewed as one of you
either a river. Then we dated four.
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like adds, gives a good at it
How was it
the data sheet? This is the very thing she ended up. Moving back to russia, where she has lived in russia. She lived in wales and then she moved back to russia and then we actually had skype sex.
Alright, so that it went full. So I went full circle. What a beautiful romance it'll lead married her having your book would have been a lot better that way
You worried that that might be.
The real long can stay. That way. I think this guy will drive on the real girl and nobody does well to now she's a suit
double agents going she's gonna go date this one
We don't have shit with serbia, then she moved back to russia. Then it was game to send all the money called. Wouldn't you worried about that? I will I shed a pretty fair, have been caught once I said, probably put my guard up a little bit after that I met by my fiance on the internet. So I just
there's no hope of a red light, so how my by character I'd, that's part of the current
further. I bet my fills us operate because it is the first move.
It's down data, we use that phrase, so I have a name for it
I mean it's, it's great for it as a comedian. That kind of thing is sort of great you'd already said, do a show, but I mean it's the I can see when you've talked about it and I've seen interviewed about it, you're genuine.
still embarrassed about it. Yet Ella awful thing
I have heard of but is very serious because these guys are doing this to people in an kids at again,
go up in this and killing themselves. Sometimes over this does it it's like genuinely like in school. It's like a mad. It's a kind of an epidemic really like as it's obviously an easy way to get money. Are people like it's a daisy light? If you're a kid and you Don'T- you know you're, young and yet embarrassed and the like, I'm lucky the position on I'm not teacher, I'm not in a position where I could lose much
the relevant as I like it better than I get more than I can just don't waste. Not you set this up yourself.
I got jp watching me on Pornhub masturbate in fifty miles of that of that, so it's like yeah evade it so far, but like it's. Hopefully, if anyone, I did get lots of messages from people saying this happened to me. It was really horrible. You've helped me deal with it
No, it's it's! I'm not saying! Oh, my hair of all the warring king made. No, then I sir robert clanking man, I've ever do anything. I want my priorities,
Oh god, I'm sort of wonder whether we'll get to appoint with all this stuff. Where people go fuck, you
that proves everything is there. Everyone does. Everything has that people are disgusting freshly men. Probably, by also add that I am that's, that's you know it's just the embarrassing
in coal ebeneezer, a viewer, Ebay's kids. I visited that. If we were due to sixteen seventeen year olds, then you can't think they got yet that would be so
the eighteen and actually save us since it happened that the law is really tightened and like actually like, there's a whole department fora and all that stuff,
just right for what has been written about Billy had come in. I would guess streets in twitter like cake. The poverty level of aid
It's the disk.
By the book which often a guide, to bring out reason the dressing room. Maybe I should judge, go find that book.
Oh, I'm sorry about that stuff, a set of very little white that might this boat might hit you and the head as it gets thrown in
It is a little bit I mean, as I was saying before before it was due to the audience that I read a book that was quite similar about the origin and forty, yes, be very subtle
for people there's nothing? There is what is needed is a phrase, an inch they because again you very honest about your sex life in your failures and successes and so on. They at the idea of the book is its.
I use as a child in your diary, wrote that you were a young man. You'd had sex once and yeah were worried. You weren't very good at it and you thought you'd be good at it once you had sex with
you people talking to cross it ya, that's very kind of george. That was the most come
something very done here. Is it's not me, it's them.
So it s kind of it. It's a autobiography via
if the women you've shocked yeah is that fact that they are supposed to yeah, and it's like you know, cause for forty. It like it at it's kind of the amount where it's a lot, but it's also by by modern standards, shit they say, but by modern standards. People are fucking mental now and they go out and they just
with tinder. Then they like it's much like, especially with so many people, and so full is actually not that many, but also from a stand up comedians point of view. It's like it's. I also just use it as a framework to like you know, and it's like so it's kind of like it's all. It's all true, but it's like there's, obviously a few fabrications in terms of trying to make it to the right structure to make it work as a book. It's how I put my shows together and basically did you do I'm sure you write your books in the same way,
it's basically like writing. Ten edinburgh shows and in fitting those head advertise together. Essentially the united states interesting idea, and it's a nice way of doing it and it's you know, but I think, there's a you know: you've always kept to a record
prepare a list of the now which I think a lot of people do yeah. It was not like a queen
they? Why? Why are you? I didn't thought? I thought you weren't masturbating too, that women in a creeping widely here has then arose a romantic teletyped, but here I just added are framed it through did. The idea is that I'm on my first dates with my personal I'm about to marry in september.
I have a currently and it's not good for your back to get married in september. This is a first I walked. You you've subsequently got together, yes are about to get married and it's an it's ice tides right now, but probably wouldn't we'd been together for, like six months, we've been together like almost sort of a two and a half years now, and so it's all still good. It's like writer, and so like the end of the book, as I am too spicy, I proposed to her at the end of the book and as I've ripped out the last page, and I got her to come cover to the flash. He read the whole book. She was on the last page stripped out and I said I'll come home, not really sure about the ending. Yet it was the first draft and
and I just fortunate I put loads but loads of candles in the flat cause. That's what they did on friends, and I think that I put on a site I put on like a classical spotify playlist cause it kind of feels quite sort of nice and and then
and I had to eyeball candelabra.
did I had no idea just about boycotted. I thought that's what the kind of thing you do and then and then just before she got through the door I was pretty panic is that the music was so depressed. So funereal is ours like ok, it's all right. I quickly changed it to solve the soundtrack, classical playlist and, and so she comes through the door at us, much more barriers up, barbie cut. Then, like I get dollar one day, and I read the last page as well:
got it all his days is a citizen s, thoughts rates. Will you marry me that the jurassic park they think
Actually, I was just like well you I was like that is beautifully vlad yeah, so
the flowers cause that the book is yeah enzo as as as spoilers and ends with this proposal, I was kinda wondering whether he'd given to the book to cause all my wife
its books and I'll, be leaving brook by six months before I readily
We write so many now that we just don't like our area area, read the book. I started comedy with your wife yet like right like way back like like eleven years ago, I remember we were like yo is the main case
it was a few that we basically all started as saying that we wrote the same gigs all the time yeah and so it's lovely as it was when you guys go. I was very, very exciting. It's so lovely that it's all still great and it's all like
and she looked around. You know the worms Sunday as I did
I know I was surprised as anyone. It is really cool lovely you've got kids, there's no escape, there's nowhere, so I'm too old to escape. I know sigh
other you let live escape.
The high and they re. I love shut up
still love. I love her more than I ever did idiot.
it's so ruining. My life might make me happy
I have
if you're you're, where you can say you get married this year, yes in september, but you're going to tips
I.
the best buy.
Women are means there together and if you do just did not want to get film
yeah, probably puts tape over the camera. Yeah fuck off do what they tell you to do that, but I'd have to disagree with the doc. I don't disagree that should work both
but apparently not?
I only have one child and really look after it. The day of we had a mate, take about the wedding where, because we are getting married abroad, and then we found out that we had to go to like an assault or what what do you call it? What you got
You've got to go to like yourself at the clinic vt that you know you have to go to a ceremony place, but you have to sign the dog before you go cause. Actually, the wedding abroad is not a it's, not a wedding at the old mick jagger
yeah yeah,
and but I would that then I've now been able to plug us, but I I I just said to us as she's always so we gotta to sign the documents before you go and because it's not it's not
proper by doing what it as I also basically we're paying for a play.
It was like don't call their play in front of in front of the wedding planner, but we're doing a play that next to it this year.
exciting yeah and that'd be celebrated, but is it really so it's a great deal to enjoy the day of even the thing is: is it set?
It can be so much pressure.
An organization and she's just
they give you going away. That's a great into the shovel laugh yeah, not too many people can come the exact like that, but as we ve only got to
twenty seven people coming, ok and because we we picked a beach. The could only holds thirty paper,
so we said we would be. I will immediately says: threats are still three places. Events
wretched, I would leave it open for you. Okay, that's nice, to look at. Why is it going to be at your beckon us, okay, yeah yeah, and so it's very very exciting, we've kind of had we've? Not we don't really know each other, and that's quite weird because it's like, like, I think, genuinely, I think, you're the only person ever eleven years of being a stand up. Comedian, I think January,
I think, you're, the only canadian I've avoided like a pop. It's like it's like, I feel like we've just know, we've never crossed paths. I think maybe it was a cake. I remember meeting you again yeah thinking a bit too good. Looking
and that you are quite I could sense. You are quite ambitious, cant, remember what if no no, but you are, but then that is that that's not a bad thing, and I think because I think you need
but now the add or driven you are interests,
had louisa win them. At least I'm I'm the best, I'm as well. She was just
ask me loads of questions. You know an accountable, ok, yeah, she's gonna do quite well whisked, etc, but hopefully it adjusts. I mean I just I like to think that, hopefully, people think I'm a good enough. Canadians
said hauled up my career dinner, mainly you have to say I don't want. You can't do company now and I am not be good. Does it and it's like it, sam yeah.
than the even with the the jungle thing. When I did, I did a huge tour after obviously, and because you have to capitalize on that, and it's like one hundred and thirty dates, and it was it was massive, is so like my wildest dreams and- and it was great because I knew I had loads of stuff- I knew I'd like it was like an amalgamation of five edinburgh shows worth also have put together and what I wanted from it was people do unseen comedy before people who I'd never see me do comedy full, hopefully we'll all leave and be like. Oh that's way better than I thought that, and it's at
yeah, I think hopefully more most people the experts who, by companies that are even think, there's better thought. I was gonna put you ve been protuberant brain maps of apollo on you, too yeah. You see it's a big deal, unease the impasse that difficulty now building
I wouldn't you. I'd have to build roads very slowly. By going back,
and working really hard or I will try and get that bumper. Then there's no gather
I'd say with your less you ve, given them a good night's comedy
but they did so there's a hundred comedian,
during all the time- and you want- is a lot of
racism, goes in situ and spent wherever they spent yet, and it wasn't any good they're not gonna, go. Let's give him
for more try that, from my perspective, it was like. I knew that bubble of ridiculousness wasn't going to last. So it's like yeah. It was crazy at that point, but I want to be able to go on another tour and if fifty percent, twenty five thirty percent of those people come back to my next tour, I've still got a tour like it's jan. I don't want to completely
three thousand people at that that happens with apollo to walk away like I am not saying that guy can absolutely be quite impressive. Have you managed that that's one way to go I'll, get three thousand people in and piss them off to omar? Sorry about that is literally erase that secretly held that in the title a long time? How did he do that when he was so hungry.
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twitter every was like colombia's. Never kobay advocates voted upon a right that
so I bet it was so fun, and so we just cause. I used to be the up on point alright testing. I did that for like two years or something so I felt like I was kinda like it. It's like being back there, ghettos part of the family
still say, was so nice and
yeah. We really. We really. I thought we fucked up were like
but just because I watch the end and dumb
tomorrow in an alley, taylor think if they get through to the final bit and right until the last ten seconds of the last round. Every time I try to get the highest scoring august, so she's nice get to the final into the final bear.
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be a good one, whether that be high, so I was going to work by calling people know that guy yeah, that's that's good! That out do we have to get like the lowest was like. Why is this not thought through some of that through to the final? How many annoys me I've been through three times in one hour.
if I didn't understand what the game was big fucking point, this answer is right. There are thirty misery. I was there. We played down
game, we sat down over that was fun. Your sat down out has withstood up yesterday. It was very good to know that I always boys this. This is sort of subtle, I'm over
So well, let's go. Let's wait till you build that talk about you and nourish chemo, you cut it.
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Normally iceberg committed
and you got your rum you'd you'd gone round the world is that,
any more of those Jolene. This is the world a that yeah. I think so, that's quite a nice job. Isn't it all? It's really fun yeah we and we kind of we started it britain and when, when travelogues weren't being done so frequently and and said, basically, Widodo is like coach on the face of the world and at it we both go to the fittest tribes in the world, communities in the world and try and keep up with them for a week,
and that is it's amazing. We like just go to the most insane places, although on the third series, they've told us that the budgetary wise we will not go to be going to such insane places, we baby staying in a crazy europe and had
it's very yeah so that it's about, like you, know, words like mexico, and I had to run this like ultra marathon and it was like, like thirty five miles day, three miles swimming and
Stuart sandals and analysis was horrible. Have you tried to do in sandals is because actually they would have done what they did yeah, and so it's like I've cause. I've got this thing where I like really like a lot. I love doing the fitness. He started, really love going for it and doing it, and
He loves laughing at me. So, like a perfect, this idea do the run as well. He did while he joined in on the run in the last four miles out is that that was the most amazing upset by that was the most insane up. Sofa bay of all of them is on that
If you want to say it so good, and it's and there's this tribe called the tarahumara and they're just insane incredible runners that naturally amazing long distance runners and to the point where sort of americans have gone, keep going that and that, since the eighties, they sort of found this tribe and they tried to of take, take advantage of them really and like put them in give them sponsorships and try and get them to run race.
and that's over a messed up and stuff, and then and then that just incredible is so nice and already cut themselves off from the world, and I they have this drink and things called Panola and it's basically it's like a stereo version of an energy drink and they will drink it before a race and during the race they also handed out to have a sip of it
You spoke of a sip and nourish the rays he would solve.
did you see where is like John found. You put some Pineau like because it gives me a bottle of it like a ball
must have half of it and I think a rather. We really fun aids down down
I thought. I very funny in the seat to be like declaring be like I'll fill a bag yeah. I did that and I was like fine and then we went to sleep
In the morning- and I shops myself more than I
I shut my inside out. There was no. There was no its sides left. It was like every out leave
I'd. Be like all about slowly, and this gives a lot
inside I've never had in my life and- and basically I didn't know that it's actually a diuretic- and it's like it's like oil in It- is like like really bad to drink lots of it and the thing was they said that that's sort, the the traditional dress that they
he's running it, though these running raises is like a white skirt,
so they give you this white skirt to go it alone, unlike literally standing there, let alone wreck running thirty two miles and I'm like I'm going to shit my wife's girl before the stock like and seven dislike.
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can I use travelled from joy. Did this rise? They ve. Never, however, for a guy coveted joy is right and I just go. Capillaries got
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of an does, and then I saw conceited running in any kind of there's a few times. I thought I was gonna, do it and I did it and I ran the whole like thirty three miles, they shall pay for the laws and it is a love run. I love run it so much and it's like. If a g,
it's such a mad thing like it's some it's something about it cause, it's so repetitive, and that's obviously why it's bad, but it's also something that's so brilliant about it cause. It makes you just think about stuff, and it clears your mind. That is
and it's like so wonderful, and it's also so weirdly emotional, what I've done marathons in the past and that and that one I like got to mile twenty five, and I just could not stop crying, and I
I bought twenty six and I wanted to shit myself again that I was basically like shit crying for the last four miles is rather beside a and I just was crying my eyes everytime. It will pause like the end
the guy's was so lovely. The whole house that would share remain on and appetite with, sheer be like god it and how we support all everyone, and I added I finish the right- and I was it like. I was it tears for like ours and and then again with annoyingly, because he could be so.
Pills that I didn't shit for like three days that go completely the other way and and zipper is it's that was one of the most basic experiences of my life. It's such an amazing thing to be a part of, I wonder, sometimes whether it's just amazing to watch as it is
isn't it to think he was the shitting yourself that made it special this year. I think it was. I don't actually think they really are contained in the episode to be honest, fixate, another, basically on every episode. I dunno, where this is interesting, I'll discuss it, but the
at every episode somewhat in the crew or cause shits himself profusely.
Obviously the places you go to and we went to peru- and am I just one of the funniest moments I've ever experienced in my life
that eta solve every episode niche based goes. I got like we're all we dish and nish tells me as if I'm
it's
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and we get. Does we stop work it out? I would get us goes where our way dish- and it goes where peru Joel
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this day and they had died.
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production. With this baby
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old. Basically thomas, I beg of you. I have here that you say on television is basically what's left when they met its it out. You talking about food layer.
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got the stuff governor. Like you know, I think, you're a nice man in a real realizing. Now I should have avoided a paradise for our job. Just I'd like to eat
the insects and the testicles and stuff, but can do that at how to get the most out of them in civic duty I can do is fine. This is true, not a problem, to just order the vegetable to order at some of insects available to the gut
every guy, but like have you got testicles that are going to ask a question. This is one I've not got written down he's. I think you might be interesting to you and Jon ronson was on the news. Didn't he's done a podcast about
in the port industry now consistent, but then
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if you could get porn stars to do anything. The weirdest fetish that you could think of they will do whatever you say there isn't.
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porn involving venture dummies. Why? So? I would happily pay some porn actors to do that from now on
then watch may just be interested in they happen.
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it is already quite easy divides, added being against over.
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yeah, it's a hard question as little as it is an easy question. I think the answer is yes too, and I haven't asked this for a long time at Joe years
we have a charge suck your own got. Yes, of course,
how did it go for you of an obvious, like any man, the husband, dried
you're a fucking, it's worth thinking. What are you doing with your life like some boys always go like love god
but then I wish I had, but the first time I ever tried, I would probably did like I mean if you
in order to do it, you wouldn't have gotten all that trouble with that. As a I mean, I probably would have done anything I wouldn't have wouldn't have got a job. I still, I would be doing this. I wouldn't have written a book. I definitely wouldn't have read a book would have got nothing done in my life. I am at a point where you
some of its exciting in your life. We found this new toy and like
you're suddenly like wa and I'd steer you to you to give. Of course, you, of course you try when I first found masturbation when I was fourteen, I then fell off. My bike broke broke both my wrist and was in a cast
so to cost so at an hour, then, was just found. This thing out, I got shit. Just wait here for tasted still do any sort of jewelry
raise it away with the lowly by openly that will be as
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was the worst thing, a teacher emphasis to school or did two hour I'll. Ask you as a man, because I am that died
gcc say, mark my words and I was like that's literally your job,
the yeah. I like what we think
It's all had teachers that were like, oh, you don't go about doing it and all of that stuff, but I wish like I was think the worst thing it's like I I like I wish I went to school in america because they leave on the bell. You know cause by the bell. Goes they grab their stuff and immediately go cause, that's how they do the movies. But england, you, like you, try like we vote. We all try to leave on the bell. The bell goes: we grab a bag, but a glad always got no. You leave when I say not the best.
And you're like well fighting rather fuckin bow. There's a watch, that's what I'm gonna get. You can try man ass a thing about always when you always tried and is always tried, values a signal for me not for you you're his kid. So fuck you
signal.
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locked as well as any other. I was doing that with my hand, those like. What's this work as this one,
at that time that they were not delete. Controller like a like the ones.
Comparable. They are never there's one that you can get you he acute straight away without having to tunnel through every. Without really
go to another web pages
copy and paste any acute from somewhere else, which is what I usually do yeah, but you can go find that, but I think there is a, I think, there's buttons the I love love it when new, you accidentally press the and is it the insert button. That means it sort of goes back on itself and
like any typing, and then it won't? I don't really know what is done. That idea, like I'm always outside only about five to ten times in my life, a bit like MIKE appears broken
I didn't realize that a breast that were once you got kids, my daughter most to change
the pound symbol life.
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with the hash in bully now makes that yes, pound symbol. Similar got two different computers and they do it differently, and I can't so I feel like they are
probably going to actually just make the pilot signal, a hash that that is going to be like the international currency we will get together is going to be like yeah. I reckon I can have that bagel for hash pounds, because that could that could work actually
Do you wash your legs when you are having a shower yeah yeah? Probably, and yet not? But yes, I do. I don't be my favorite part of the shower. I don't know whether it's going to be one of those things where a comedian says a thing and then you know
at the the mark of a good bit is, but you say and observation of people that have a bad. While this you say something everyone does know. It's just you and I, when I washed myself in the shower and then before I get out, I just get all the water off my legs,
so much comes up and it feels great appeal. I have just done so much.
Towels job, that's my baby. I saw a guy like that washes most of my legs. I'm sure that does not in any way store efficient fishing wash yeah. I feel I that's obey.
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tall man small get on its hearts. They still able to win the day. They are just like it's there
at a very small like and find quite, like I point like, I think, is absolutely vital.
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very small hands.
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like normal size next to your fate, that's it
if you were in the film the cobbler.
I knew you had a magical cobbling machine that if you cobbled than fate
and then put the shoes on. You became that person what
and with size, six or seven choose which you become if you could become oedipus,
to this. I understand you do need to know someone else decisive.
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bit where Adam sandler size, baby eleven failure, the anyway
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It is quite offensive, usually for an Adam sandler,
and stiff decline, important issue and then try to cover up again
we're all the same though I hate facts now come on. I don't hate them.
Just don't want to dig in my mouth, come on
that pervades asked, as everyone knows, I'm so glad you could effectively do at home would be women.
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just three, maybe a canadian forgive us! I six weeks,
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now you're wrong? That's usually varieties book is this guy is lit
it's disgusting. This doesn't matter that he's settled down now, but not you you could say this is the pot calling the kettle
this led to the most disgusting.
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to ban any and all the other people that really that
the girl pissed on the floor, like once that was really horrible. I talked about that stage. Lapa it's like yeah, the people. There was a tinder date and then she came over. She was really drunk and then just too pissed on the floor and I mean accident
May I just can't be bothered to go to the toilet. I didn't know you refused to tell whether toilet was yeah yeah. I got one africa that I live at present.
and I yeah gg business she pistol to have woke up about six o'clock in the morning and at a cause. I just was like well just go to bed, but you're really here it was weird and adage that go to bed and she went to bed last night from Florida.
Up six in the morning. She was pissing very close to my head and then I yeah then then I just thought I dunno what to do and then she cheated she. She just went back to sleep and- and I went back to sleep
I then, and yet this then we politicians too shy cfcs
cooked, a breakfast and drive a hub general editor, and then we went on a second date national to combat the. I didn't do that last bit then, but yeah, that's probably the most,
the wheelbarrows ike disease or rather again
another story way you're like all those is bad, but it's gonna be
exit craves barbarity.
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my last year. Yeah wonderful freedom, thereby finally fell in love and say:
must have rarely changed the yet. You say interlocutor, wait obviously before people, if you're actually happen.
present. These kind of its not saved me nothing! It's like in not that's about. They added some its changed everything, but it's also like, obviously for the better and obviously for the worst like this. So many to nobody like, like
ally use anything any more. So you know where you would like to talk to someone across a bar and to get the confidence up to go and speak to them and be like, oh, my god, and that tension and excitement that's gone now because, like if you kind of that, you don't have to do that anymore. You just have to do that with your thumb and that's fine and and now you know
You would be like all their eyebrows, a weird, but I love them. So much is amazing. Let because its approval,
gonna be another woman ever again, whereas now
It's a wall alarmed, I doubt either eyebrows are gap, bear eyebrow and tomorrow and then it's sort of like
and hot day it is, and I feel like people do get stuck in that thing and and yeah. So it's not it's not
nobody is still haven't you still one merely for everyone. That kind of lifestyle event
chile, way down I've been somebody the waist down bit. You go back to being yet with a man that wage
rebecca. You go back to vegas like, but
Eventually you you know, eventually you sort of have a point of realization that is yeah. It's not it's like yeah that nope and I mean what you realize. Is
rigid nobody's happy died, so it's like yeah, so everyone is kind of you had never the grasses sets like it's always greater for those people like that, like word, and the people who are relations, it's like order
to the back of my day and not yet, but like I do you know about being felt like it. I also mean we're out of your mind. You know who I was.
It's so much time. I was alone so much of the time my twenties and I was alone all the time and without working
then, I was too shy to tag united to jack people. Have they been like it wait
when we were on line up, that would have been ok and I would just been nice for the come.
And as much as I didn't think it's good for stand. Ups cause. I can't stand ups on the edge like I think.
in that same way, I'm a you know that people assume that you're an outward person and they already confident and that you would go up to someone in a bar, be like hey. What's going on with your life
and then something from not the night. It was there
the guy it's like when we're not like those people and that's why we're stand up comedians. It's because we're awkward where people, whereas those data gaps, actually kind of gives you it gives you a level playing field from that, because the people who did well he's the fucking annoy me so much that people who would like get the women that you are like he was.
Interested in what were the people that, with the fucking decades, the tickets were, the walls are just go over and be like hey what's up and the announcer
I've noticed the same seems out. You could have done that you're, a great of it. The two times you ve got me which go to your well. Why? While I wanna have sex signals
I get that guy cool guys, but yeah, it's a and but with comedians. We, it was nice because you can write something funny
yeah and then, but also you know what I did it that is show or a date to fifty and fifty days. So I saw detail before tinder and he was just like going out with people who were friends of friends.
But actually go. Oh actually. This is a great way to this is a better way of doing it. Yes, right, you know you,
lots of people and then eventually we'll go out on you know. I've found someone oh yeah is is: is the blue
really seriously or like waiting for the right person
along or sitting waiting for in your house working for some have yeah right. If you gathered just have found me
people and that is being after the sexes. Everybody just is yes
Maybe you will find someone that you that you like, and you learn stuff about yourself to start a debate on it, but I think the morbid dates, god on the walls of gets people pay sexual people than Yuca ignited bad way. But you kind of that. You kind of a view, you kind of realised what you want. What you do
and then you sort of use of crossing of the less you gotta thats, not something I want that. I want that in them, but not that you don't have to pick you, but then I met by
doesn't get married to. It also ties that today's everything I wanted a paradise
although the best things of anyone I've ever met with another about sex and, like my lover, she's, the best.
just wait
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while even if katy died, I wouldn't go back.
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is good of such I'm, just a lovely personal home, so is fine, but I see this as this ban
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I got you are you're going to a utility player in the netflix comedians of the world. Yes, which was? Is that made a big difference? Yeah kinda yeah? It was made a big difference in acts as the netflix half hour specials, which were all over the world, and- and so it was me and three other comedians from the uk. Did it and a knish was one of the other ones and- and it's been great, really is kind of made a difference here, but it's also made
Abby has made a difference in the way that people from Brazil go when you come to Brazil. Never I do, but it's a that's kind of the main difference. Really, but again it's like we talked about that thing like you could do projects like that, which kind of hopefully gives you this of it, that you can walk that path well in terms of, then you can then those celebs things they do like have a slab kind of balance.
albany. Go I've got half an hour of comedy of netflix the hope phase of a caliphate, because it's everywhere you can, you know you can go to america down and sell tickets in america, yeah yeah and it's
it's only if you do or you don't have you have you been to america before, going to go there soon and I'm going to do a little bit of it or not. I love the comedy circuit here and I love. I just love it here. I think it's so light. It's just such a wonderful petri, dish of brilliant talent and edinburgh is like such an amazing thing.
and that the rest of the world doesn't have the other circuits already they just don't have that in it. So it makes everyone so creative that we the day it's just it's so great for us and that's why I love it here. I just love it here and I don't want to go and make go to make it big in this artist. Not gonna, go any interest in that really
ever had an interest in. Luckily they there who has no interest pilot. I was a mutual interest, but I thought it lets crack the uk for yes,
You know of seeking to keep trying to critically can better keep husband see how it goes
well, there was loads more told. You about. Africa took a look you're after that piece of set fell on your head and oh yeah, yeah. Now, let's look at the scar, it's like mensa, my god. It's like proper big, yeah
it's a tv show and are in australia at the after show of themselves, and it was just a windy day and
luckily I was sat down. Otherwise I would have fallen over the mice will say that the the the just a of sat that had been there for three years:
blew over smash me in the head, and I just today with the look on the crew. Everyone with like, I have a look at me, and I was like I think,
okay, not enough of the blood coming out of my head and my neck, and I was like I'm going to die now. This is the way I'm going to die and I genuinely thought that these were the early in my life, where I was, I thought I was going to die and I have- and it was also it wasn't just me,
at everyone else, like you're, going to be okay. Everyone else around me were like. I think this guy's going to debate the other guy's going to die ever he's going to die in front of us at the end
and I got went that has went to the doctors and it was kind of okay and then added a soda up, and then I went on live tv, the next activity, any any effects afterwards, and he like superpowers, oh yeah, now you can be
out of peace, have set the idea of an incredible towns to coast, live television with select concussion.
and now it's a yeah. So that was amazing because, like all of the I mean itv shot themselves, and but everyone was very nice very nice to me, and so
this as a worker or review suit them now the damp from
germany's. I think it's just like. Hopefully, they'll get bigger on the channel for that cover your bargaining chip, in fact, like also when I start work,
we have a registration for him to do so.
So you're gonna be touring the uk as well. This.
Next year next year, because I taught all of last year and so yeah- I'm going to go start next year on another tour and yeah, I'm like right now, I'm gonna go to edinburgh to do like a work in progress for two weeks and I just of walked up and yeah. I'm real artist, I'm really having fun right and you show it was pretty fun good. Well, I look forward to
I see an admiral cause, I'm going to be a place to do this. Stupid show as well. So I'd love organ have to say: let's hang out that states that, as hang out I'd make up for the last eleven years. You know that that's really true. This is, I just meet people for an hour and get last enough and it adds right. Yeah, that's enough. Yet ever like have a blog, they can come back a second time
by social like there's. Those was torture about so there's every chance haven't talked about sienna miller talk all that took my little brother,
but it can hope that the second avail
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