Bonus Bill (Originally aired 06/24/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear.
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Now, it's time for real time to point out your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue, Jokes America didn't hear
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cancer or thank you I can we get. These people are on.
Friday sittings, like I just heard about bad idea, the Congress they had to sit in for a gun, control unit, running a gun, control and raise adorable citizens are not the way to gaining done.
From circles. At one point, Elizabeth Warren came over from the Senate and broad Duncan doughnuts, I'm not getting just just the way her ancestors brought food to the pilgrims first ex he's an indian anyway. Now Republicans were scornful of the city, and they said they said it was meaningless and in an empty gesture. I kind of like after the shooting
They say we're sending out our thoughts and prayers, nobody but dared to get Republicans the care, and you know about their framed it wrong human Life Commission. They should have focused on the part the Republicans do care about when the killer forest, a gay man into the.
Bathroom. That's funny way that they sat there for a full day and then Paul Ryan Republican leader, Paul Ryan came in and sent everybody home for the fourth of July, but he said you can't just sit there and stop us from doing nothing. We're going on vacation,
I've got three branches of government in this country. The executive, judicial and pee wee Plato, fitted. The spirit of the sixties was all Rebecca was even infecting the Trump supporters.
Today they sang we shall over. Com has gone on for about a bigwig, as he does everyone dominating the news he gave his big spill. The beans speed you ve been probably get a spill, the beans on Hilary, and he read it from a teleprompter, just like you did when he fired Brett Michael likely spill. The bean speech had
new information, ironically for a guy who hates Mexicans it was re, fried being FED gallery, was the most corrupt person ever ok and then Hilary responded. You said it was outlandish summer. You say when the three stooges ruined your flower shroud last cavalry. Let me help you.
The words you're. Looking for our wine. A little bitch learn this week that Donald from campaign doesn't have any money, no money ports in a way for trompe, know someone who was loaded and desperately wants him to stay in the race. Hillary Clinton Deborah Trump. It's now ramping up his fun raising effort may keep thinking who is dumb enough to donate to a campaign whose chief selling point is that it is self funded. Oh, that's right! Supporters and Donald comes with borders. We met today.
Then jackals he likes the umbilical because their already prone to buying into bullshit build as a chance for the angelic was to understand Donald Trump vegetative zombie great there. You know these people are thinking, let's see, talking, snake sure, virgin birth, walk on water, yeah two of every species get them to fuck about, but trumpet
I don't like it, you know Donald from says he relates to Jesus Christ biggest here's another guy. We nowhere without his daddy.
In a word from one today, Scotland he's in Scotland opening one of his golf courses, he was greeted, thereby pipers is that they feel kinship Donald Trump. As
also a giant bag of win and get it out of drugs. Going to Scotland open one of his golf course. The trip is being paid for by the campaign that spoken Brook paid for by the campaign. They're, calling it a foreign policy too, so that we can to recap on Wednesday. Donald Trump makes a big speech as fellow raise the most corrupt president. We vote for Britain running right, remember add Thursday. He uses campaign donations to promote his own gulf,
He may have tiny little fingers, but his balls are big, but on the democratic making it easy for him. Our attorney General Loretta Lynch said today are most effective response to terror is compassion, unity and love, but we're Americans or we're gonna stick to the drug strikes and the kind of buried the media. There was actual big news today. Any illegals here Supreme Court, not good for the illegals today now a bomb a few months ago, a couple years ago, actually issued an executive order. Saying four million illegals could stay in this country well Supreme Court.
They said no. That is not going to work. I don't want to live in a country where the only path to citizenship or Hispanics is having your mom get knocked up by Arnold Georgian anger
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