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Bonus Bill – Ep. #459

2018-05-08 | 🔗

Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. 

This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
Welcome to reach me apart from the HBO making real time. Well, everybody circular about regionally. I remember him used to be known as America's mayor, though we notice America's worst lawyer. This guy went on Fox twice in the last twenty four hours and admitted Trump knew about the hush money to Stormy Daniels and the immediate, exactly like. Oh we caught Trump and alive something you can do ten times a day by pushing record but honest everybody, Trump touches gets stupider he's like the human version of
thing Paint and Julia Anita. Today, he's not going to allow Trump to enter into a perjury trap, a perjury trap with the arrest of a call microphones, but there clearly worried that that Michael Cohen has flipped and they should be worried because Michael calling knows,
all the bodies are buried, and by that I mean he's actually probably buried somebody now and in the category of giant scandal that we don't even pay attention to, because the president is the worst person ever so we don't even notice. Some of these other scandals came at this week that the dock at the personal doctor for drum peril born stain. We saw during the campaign we're lookin dude. He claim this week. I think he's like it's bullshit that trumps goons raided his office to steal trumps medical records will win the republic and reducing if Hilary Hudson goons.
To her doctors offers to steal her. I mean it's it's it's insane that we just let this should go on like that, but with Trump it's like well, he doesn't want neighbourly low fat ball next and render this is the doktor who who wrote a letter during the Red it during the twenty sixteen campaign when people are asking about the candidates have said the Trump was quote: astonishingly excellent. His health was astonishingly excellent and that he was the code healthiest individual ever to run. For president. And today, and yesterday the doktor said yes Trump dictated that letter. What a surprise doesn't sound like from dictated that letter and the doktor said, yeah traumatic, a letter, and I would tell him what he couldn't put in their current. What in them
The letter says he was the healthiest man alive. What are the original drab say? He won the Kentucky Derby. Do a second blood tests to make sure he wasn't one of the x men, but the triple offers the port. That's Eddie, tested negative bricks, Lucian right there. The healthiest man ever do regret is that even the healthiest one that teenagers can remember. The Bush used a bike for ten miles every day. Member that oh oh bomber, played full board basketball,
tromp was wounded. What he was shooting paper towel to those Hisself baggage shadow has diabetes. Only representative we haven't, I didn't want him any more information, not mind each be. Oh dont.
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