Hey everyone region. We are off today, all enjoy our memorial day, but we I had to share this best of episode from our new subscription exclusive show terminally online. I bet I'm featured a lot in this there's cool there's a revolving cast in the show that includes us, the three of us with some of your favorite crooked producers and stuff. Half an hour. We basically gather to commiserate about being weight to our mind. Yes, we do which we are, as we make shows your car media, except for me, I'm pretty often georgia. Now, yes, gaston or if you guys know that has gone seymour katir setting lately is how to control humans. Actually, I'm here I did bring cat heard up during part. america since ninety three hour ago. Yet so anyway, we hope you enjoy. We have it's so far and I love the show itself. Recording terminally online. So if you want access to weekly

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motors, imagining Elijah's thing that on a first date, jumping around, no zadok, I'm alive, I'm housekeeper, I'm tommy bitter. This is a joke for us. It commiserate about being way to online, as you work here, a crooked media and cover the news so we're going to use with a little bit of noddies q, nay one or two questions are. I know I know I know I told us this guy's they ip I don't care about the right to strike. You turn up the scripts for doing it. My way, hey pencils, down below then we're gonna end with a little segment, I'm calling advice column, so we're trying things out here who, like those clever name, to put it quite air, quotes, wasn't even weren't going. What are we going to do it? I was bully eliza because he's on zoom exactly what happened now, it's easy, I'm muted, all the time. John farmer, what is the moment you realize that you are to my mind this week. The moment

I knew that I was terminally online. This week is when I found myself knowing every detail of the fight between elon musk. In Matt taibbi. I was there so for all of you who have not followed. This is riding shotgun with your pal matt taibbi, former

if journalist, who's gone all the way round. The political horseshoe now he's a righty media guy, elon musk hands him a bunch of internal twitter info twitter emails, which is supposed to show that the previous twitter leadership was in cahoots with the deep state and to censor conservatives and and defeat donald trump. The twitter files to the twitter files they're called branded. Now they did not show that they did not show that tb also has a sub stack newsletter. This becomes an issue when recently elon goes to war with sub stack over their new notes, feature which is like twitter, but with fewer nazis and elon, then restricts tweets from sub stack links because he believes so hard and free speech and Ben Matt taibbi announces he's leaving twitter for notes.

Eli Ben says Toby was a former employee of sub stack, which is not true in that sub stack was trying to steal data from twitter, which is also not true, and we know that because then twitter stopped shadow banning subs stack links, but even though you thought this was all over after they stopped being substantially and happened, you are then right hand through a good, a graveyard ilan you just kept on hosting you just keep on poland and he replied to a tweet from one of his other twitter files. Fanboys Michael shellin, burger with screenshots of his private signal conversation with tybee. They he thought would prove the tidy was in fact a substantial employ so we're looking at screenshots.

There was a need for everyone, but for every one of your justinian we're we're. Looking at china's, I met I e b and elon musk and signal here's. What amazing is that eve on thought that these private signal messages would prove that met? Toby was an employee of subsequent. Why, as he says in the dams, I was never a sub stack employ. I was merely one of the first contributors, so the great aha moment from you on musk, which he proved that he was right this whole time just was nothing and then you on how to delete these because even felt that this agenda, because you do you, think you'll muscular red like the matter. I genuinely dont know at this point ready fire aim on every issue all the time the interesting thing about it is. He really is just a twitter power user with too much,

it's already now. Yet, as he really is just he posts through it, he says whatever's on his mind. He makes mistakes. He gets shit wrong, he's just he's the ultimate twitter avatar. He he just tweeted just a couple minutes ago that the Defund npr, he gave an interview with BBC last night, where he someone said, will you use promise you'd step down as ceo? If you lost the poll and you did lose that hole so why haven't used it done said? My dog is now ceo of twitter and he just kept saying this is the worst sense of humor, the worst since wwe out of twitter's as as titter his era, reply to every press request with an automatic the moji yeah? That's all. This is like a piecing together. A suicide note overtime then be like like. If, if I started, you always have to be like yeah, things are really fallen apart from her yup anyway. That's all that's what as you are line way, I wish them. If I d better watch the many hassen interview with matter be worried at home. It is now a good now he doesn't it

It's a fire john, I think that's terminal yeah, I think you're either. You know too much last time you I think I came with a pretty weak entry last time, so I wanted to make sure I would have done it. Families, herman, all this time you out of your terminal poverty, gave it afore thou. I believe we could do better to grant or can be personally with. What are you guys go? Well, I mean that, as you know, you dont get more debt he's he's there right now, I'll give this segment rolling one note is that you must, as he's gonna, get rid of blue check marks for people who don't pay for twitter blue on for twenty eight, which is so cool so funny. What are we gonna do Parts of america handle arena paper twitter We are now we're not gonna, be hey. I ask one fuckin read any absolutely not Absolutely I will let you know when we pay you on that. I won't work anymore I'll, be my last fuckin day stay breath. People were tough loan or a rear. Do I get rid of it

calf loaded thing. Are you very very it's like they draw would like driving around with areas that where's the outfit soon is change my duties They are trying to do this thing for fuckin months. Who wants a readily fucking? How have you been trying to get you loggia hunters, but the process on track, on another that I've been I rags list. I need to get back. My feeling is that in the wanted at the back of any over the thing, is you think, there's a car I want, but out yet. Is it the cyber try? It's a sober truck guys, it's a circle of well. It was nice to know you exactly dead within days or any other things. We in a photo of this I would like from the newest one and even in that fight illegal cia. The panel's appealing oftener like what also like what he did on twitter. When I got the fuckin tesla, he was alive annoying, but I was gonna be like this

I just remember a a a a fairly recent episode of pod save america. We are like come at me bros. I love my tesla, it's amazing, I know, but then he really went too far. Ok, much like starbucks in the olive oil learn in love. I wonder you are terminally online this week. So now I've been marked for this in the past and I am sure I will again I am part of basically I think what a as for em q and on, but if the q stood for clear- and that is people who look for signals on the internet- that taylor swift is trying to communicate that she is in some way, not straight now overseer on a matter like this, like, like, like she's blinking out the fuckin s, o s s so as black ppp b b be bombed, gum by

I know you're, a gamer, gaylor gate, you're, looking for those easter eggs, I'm looking for this easter eggs everywhere. Now her tour, the aerator arrows tour or has has begun, and there are signs, but I don't wanna really. I hope we can show a clip that gives you that gives you a taste of what's happening out there. So just to recap, swift opened the arab tour, like this tank, invisible string in front of smoke that looks very suspiciously. Familiar had this background and we got to the line. As you showed me colors, you know I can't see with anyone else when it faded to black and white that all of this shit so basically there's a claim that, like in the colors wearing on stage. She is doing various versions of the pride flag right, namely the lesbian final lesbian flag. Now there is a moment later, where its it there does seem to be. There's a suggestion that her outfits are meant to mirror curly.

Klaus outfits, including the moment, her claws- outfits not cause like santa claus, carly clause, outfits and their acne clouded daughter, nebo babies, it causes daughter, Karlie Kloss, who got everything handed different, the fucking wealth of the north pole and nobody talks about it. But there's a moment in the in onstage where she says none of it was accidental, where she is dressed like an on a stage like a moment. Karlie Kloss had a little fruity. Please. This woman is a walking pride flag, but I don't wanna talk about that. it's not actually. What makes me to online cause a lot of people know and talk about this, and that's not what I'm talking about today. Here's what I'm talking about today, let's go deeper. Let's go deeper, there's also a question about how taylor swift gets to the stage before the show even begins, and there are basically people who said this is the suitcase rumor. This is no no. No. This is people

and to get evidence? Can we show the clip of the janitorial cart moving through the arena and you're building a case that I really appreciate this is Gwyneth paltrow's trial all over again, this is you, as your lawyer self, so there's lots of vintage like this of a janitorial car moving around the arena. The only problem is, it is rare to see a card that big move by two security guards with headsets on followed by several other security guards. But then. Finally, at long last, after many cliffs like this, we have the proof that this is a fake carts, because there it is, This is like those zapruder film, I think, going to say the the door Opens and outcomes? Taylor, swift from inside the janitorial car doesn't make card after all, and I do believe she's by these days are unrelated. I thought the cart was somehow

Ok, now very unrelated laid a thank you I'll. Just like this three straight men, not to tell me it's unrelated howie, I really people that the cart and the boy. Sexuality are tied inextricably they other thematic. I'm just come out of the car that exactly smart first, although the very just look as bait leg is being shot from the top of belgium. I find verily, who is showing that second coming to us now? Why are about a book depository YAP? Slowly, it's from an and an uncomfortable angle. In my mind, I keep getting a sadly I unfortunately I do think she's bisexual as well, but that's almost that's a much more of a bummer then if she was just straight because it it's like, oh, you could only convey your bisexuality through smoke a little like your little outfits. That's such a basic where britain such a bummer, but I hunted percent, believe both believe the conspiracy part of you and I'm quirinal. Yes, and then why does he come?

then she wasn't like art. Thank you choose to do not believe this, nine, you not to software headlines low. I do think that we have learnt were gathered in your number. Have now you said hitler, it's all higher heller, heresy, ok, ok, harlan where's, my backyard. that she is. I just think that her hints about her bisexuality would be a little more obvious. How and she really when she wants to communicate something she really let you know we can't give her a little time were given her time. and all the time in the world, though, it's going to, I support whatever choice and pan that she's on whether it's real or not. Of course, it's just unfortunate if she is by we, she has to hide the half of herself yeah. You hate to see in a in a cart. Secret, sprite editorial car, shame people, but that she went into her apartment in new york once in a suit case. I believe yes, our unless as well

thank you and it's amounts moment now yams. I would rather have one now that I've deanna general carr now I bible lobby- that more needs to be moved around and luggage cartel choice to move around and surprising, contain How are mine is love. It gimme a number on us. I think that's pretty impressively alive yeah for for I have for many years to three. Only because there is such a moment's you, a baseline of conspiracy, information available online there adages about tell us of being we're, so you were building on it, but it's going again your lawyer, which you are for this case. There is precedent there are books for you to refer to like your building on decades at on the shoulders of giants. Exactly one hundred percents, I'm gonna, say three, not quite as online as it might seem all in one hunters laptop the aim it when I was a three and a half to be continued tommy at how one did realize that you were terminally online this week. So

I want to talk to you all about the most useless feature in all of social media, which is the twitter what's happened section on the right side of the homepage, you log onto twitter on the web, there's a little section on the right hand. Side is green, I'd, say a solid seventy five percent of the time. You see a name trending for some reason may be training just for you. You click on it and it's a series of unfunded, redundant, jokes and means about. However, one thought that person was dead and then generally no actual actionable are useful information to help you figure out why that There's, nothing you're, just open! It's not your name where you are you're lucky, I so make sure not trying to get you got it. So I was lucky for a topic for today and, for example, today I saw that Epstein was trend. Alright, let em like I got but I'll bite up. I know he's still alive. I click on it. It's a couple tweets about Jeffrey Epstein, your pal, May I have a couple more.

Brian Epstein, the guy. You discover the beatles a clinical trial for a vaccine to treat the epps, Barr virus and then a tweet by someone with the last name Epstein was this. For who is this helping yeah, bringing those things together? What seems like it's? Probably because it's now broken or a the platform doesn't have enough tweets to properly fulfill the what's happening here and b, they're probably used to be a whole team that was like hey. This is too many topics mixing he's fucking chick I'd say all six months ago this has been a useless feature for airlines has there's a pepper frogs. There were some clingy tweets about t f g getting arrested. There was this video that will show you right now, bastard hounds walking over a large, see. Now that's worth it like that, well, I'm begging is great, and then there was an extremely graphic pornography. We will neither rosalie detained. Crews boasted who is As for and what's wrong with me that I continue to accede, I'm really upset

we have seen for sure it is designed. Much like twitter is breaking it like. It is designed to break you believe. The logic broken, although it's designed to mentally break our ability to seek lodge, is not good look. We were all spiders crawling on the internet and elon came along and ripped off each of one of our legs. Yeah now we're kind of running around in circles can look at Michael Cohen, for five hundred dollars is trending. That's interesting to me cause that trump is suing Michael condrey, five hundred million dollars contract. I gotta tell you just like thirty thousand foot view. Trump's got a great case, we'll go and has been a terrible lawyer, viticulture unfairly, but about not good leg totally violated privilege would not higher gotta, and I will ever where absolutely dams are ones that one ohio is treating the now get out the mistaken everyone about fucking ohio good for in pr hashtag stock market. This will that battled narrowed down. Teslas trending. I wonder if this is about love. It's car that he's trying to sell

listen if you're one of our many wonderful friends of the pot and part of the community and you're in the market for a barely use, tesla that does rattle on the highway, like he's being shed, by god. we everytime you a left turn. It sounds like a fuckin bowling ball rolling somewhere to the right. We will be introducing a special tier where you can pay for any. You will get the test. The tesla contest join that tier. It's a very special tier that does come. Come price to move. It is gone. and here is the site. It's not a good platform

I was got entirely. I do respect that. Whether it actually thing, we also also this this over the years that, like people, don't click through, we when we post pods doesn't led to listens, doesn't do anything. It's not at all. It's the worst engagement like it. You can look a tweet, so between those two million views and you'll get like ten thousand link clicks, it's terrible and but because it such up all the oxygen for every other kind of such it's like. Maybe it like that was preventing something that would have had better. Can click through that doesn't exist because twitter was kind of central. hub, though moved to notes were ready to move, to notes I'll go every people tell me I'm definitely not. I am definitely not tooting you're, not on post at nis. Now, I'm not on post or your post. I logged in once thought: okay, how is it a, as I survey was on notes and a lot of people being like hey, I'm here, here's. The thing I think actually, the crooked discourse of lovely alternative to twitter rather good horsemen,

western news now I've been we've got a good squad and enjoying some folks on there during talking about books and there's also the marketplace where you can buy cars sell cars, so everyone the marketplace and the facebook marketplace gal I'll, be honest. That's where I'll have crooked used. Should we rank tommy yeah? Let's do it. I think he is this. Is I can, if that is not very online at all, didn't really come prepared, just might have a trend that I'm not really prepared either so less prepared. So that's the reaction, tommy. I will give you a two, though I'll, give you two to to listen. You guys go down but all it does. Is it like a man who has no matter if you like, I can t get funny little jokes about the workplace. Yeah, it's it's Friday o'clock somewhere yeah said yeah like on your face at all the fans. Don't get that kind of thing, holly

When did you realize that you are terminally online this week? While so I also came unprepared. I was offered a dispensation by elisa, as the the god of this segment to talk about producing a segment that relates to something it's free online, but again, eliza told me. I couldn't talk about it, cause he's talking about last week, but basically I love it or leave it. Last week we were in solidarity with Dylan mulvaney, the trans woman, who is now literally like big, torn cut apart by the right constantly for doing a bud. Light ad and she'll sit on other ads like a nike ad and servers become this avatar of right vitriol. In support of her, we did buy some bud lights, that we were going to chug onstage and again, as there is a video where kid rock a shot of a bunch of cases of bud light. You don't like to see somebody so threatened by the presence of a trans woman. They shoot something it just. The whole thing was bad, so I thought we'll get some bud. Lights will drink at one stage in solidarity, and it all made sense. So I might, I haven't, had a bud license. I was in college and I bring them out and we were.

we were going to shotgun because they have a rug at the las, beautiful, dicey, typewriter. Please come see it with every thursday air, but I bring it out and I dunno I loved all your reaction because we crack them open. I'm like alright. This is a funny bit. It will take us thirty seconds. The second that dirty fucking dishwater, hit my mouth I would first of all discuss so well. Ok, no friends but light double gearing, be as his offense It's not a mental invents, a tv dont of taste buds arrive. That's why you. It was like a surge of ray college memory that shit and then just doing like night of them in throwing up in front of your friend or whenever then we both mutually put it down and that I'm sorry the bad that we just kill. We just unwillingly it and loved chugged the whole thing, a milk staged in wisconsin, it's the carbonation in the cold that really killed it for me, show shock and shock. Oh, why didn't you get because of the rug?

we want to spend around rubble. We restrict I've got near, but also, I literally, couldn't even swallowed the first step because it was so ring. You could I like cake, miller, light and I'm gonna savages drains by might just talking about. I would have a broadly right now with excitement. I think about ridiculous. I didn't slaves just to call to chug to call you Nine overnight know. For me, it had to be ice cold because it is like again rat piss scientists do That was why, on my team for my team for the case raised certainly too long to drink them, chocolate milkin was content to so called. We had a good production. Knowledge for me is that if you want to drink a liquid alot of ill has to be

I didn't know that I can't do that. No she's now rice, straw, horrific bad as the coffee, so I the only reason I think it's that is online is because I saw something online that and I was so moved. I brought it to real life, which one would argue is actually the most online thing to do is that I I brought it from a line back into reality and I think for as a queer person these these are just going to keep happening, especially relates to trans people like these. Just corporate pride gestures are going to keep. Reading me writing up against, like the writes need to create, like a constant, like eat, any meat, the constant churn of hysteria in an argument or whatever, and I think, as a queer person, it's like I'm obviously going to support any career transfers, but it does. I brought a physical manifestation of the feeling of of this, which is a this is a nutcracker I bought at target over the holidays, which is a prime nutcracker, has pink hair and makeup and a pride flag.

And this is I'd- be where were outwards like corporations are like? I think this is what a queer person is. Maybe so we'll make a nutcracker without once again with a halo is an entirely made by fuckin, tortured, wiggers Inga did ya man there. It is right. This is. This is a core proprietors. Now a christmas symbol made gay manufactured by people and impoverished conditions exactly, and so we have this in and eventually, hopefully will have real liberation, but in the meantime I drink but light not because I want to support by light or be like, but I will support the gesture of pride used by dumping sense. We did, we have sent me like. You were very alma

you tried to go touch grass yeah and then didn't like it very much. When you went back on my knights, I sent the wrong way like I just I just my hands are all band. I hereby kid rock and we're like I stand with kids. You know a lot of work in europe trash than by light, and you said something you liked you that's natural. The regular draghi snapshot of the glass is no ice, is to me and say: listen I wasn't trying to give up a branded image has become so now, We're without rank running afford to enable you to have it who, unlike iraq, saxon. You are right to travel tom. If you think you think a chubby love music What has been guided music love is what we have here is leaning his red among our as do than Arta these incredible artists. We need to separate the art from our half ass. You get wrong. That's like how hitler was a great writer of odd. I like hitler. Did you see when failure is being held?

You see the video kid rock dj legalities. I get it to work and donald trump Juno. Oh, my god, the growing liable, you're crazy users formulated at the funeral home with kid rockne Jane. Very online right out. That gets a four her five right. There. You see this no Tommy always upgrades himself like half way through the he. He brazing pretend topic of india. He jumps on someone else's. I did. I also want to say it because the people seeing as are paying for it, you need to know how filthy tommy's keyboard- and I I mean it, looks like there's like the tale I have your keyboard right now. The issue is something sticky got on and then I got on there. Oh yeah, my copy of the law boiler I'm discussing still pretty gross, though, my terminally online. I was going to do each be out

turning into just simply max, which is strange and I kind of realized it was just to take about succession, so I'll I'll get to the succession thing I'll just point out If you have hbo max and you enjoy watching succession, you have to download a whole now app hbo masses. and into an app called max, and it's not gonna update. It is going to get a new logo on your role. or whatever the fuck you have to. Download a whole new, app called max or on sunday you're not going to be able to watch the season finale of six there? That's why they did at the dinner oh that they would make sure people redundant it. Oh that's since smart coming. I think it's also be a nightmare. On sunday, there's gonna be a ton of people complaining about what the fuck is. This site will be content, I can't my terminally online is look I when a guy killed for those by succession. I, like it a lot but once again like with the opposite, I watch the episodes

enjoy the show fine and I go online and it's like. I just saw Michael Angelo carved David, the statue perfectly our of immaculate television and I then to say you know what I did like that a lot more than I thought I did, and I just I'm standing up and I know there are others of you out there, who feel the same way, I do who get a little more during the episode then go online and say I I did like that more than I did before the finale, which I am looking forward to very much your see. There are other people out there and who feel the same way, and it's me I feel that you're trying to say you dont like fashion, and it's like you're you're, all right. I've just like walking you're a coward pertaining to be brave young rhonda sandy

succession is a seven outlined, so I'd know I'd I'd, so I'm actually sympathetic to the situation that therein with regards to absurd branding journey of hbo. H b, o now slash h, b, o go to h, b, o max to max because up here ago- and I it because There's a lot of people online who are saying you have h, b, o that's the most amazing brand. Why are you doing this? Why would you make it max should never have been called a trio max? It should always called something broader like warner or max, or something said you could have the h b o brand and then you could have the discovery brand and you get of all the other ants they brands in a row, but that hbo remained special and good for the excellence that it provides.

One of the arguments that they made for why they needed to make it be a broader brand. Is that there's a lot of people have discovery, a lot of people that aren't h, b, o people that want the broader kind of less prestige he slow? Well, fuckin content of hbo that we all love and there, for you is ponderous, because you're waiting for an explosion is you're a fast ex fuckin moron and I well understand something there to call it max for people Like you stupid people like it is, you have been given a gift that is succession yeah one location in forty five minutes. I am sorry that your fuckin twitter, tik tok, instagram to phone experience, broken fuckin brain can handle watching. is ostensibly, you know a play taking place in a fucking cathedral. Are you all those people that starts you note,

texting people during during broadway musicals you get bored and walk out. Why you make loved your wife eliza? Why you keep your hands As I said, are you are you have these days? This is some of the best writing in the history of television and the audacity of you to come out of that experience go seven out of ten. Do there's never been better. There won't be better. The golden age of television is about to end the right on spoken, mailros runnin around trying to get paid and you're like this is a good enough. You can eat fuckin shit out as it is not good enough. The problem is that I go on and everyone is like this is the best thing ever and I just don't feel ok doesn't move away. I'm gonna give you two things were I don't need a good reason for how I feel, when I learnt lotteries related, not criticised by a number of number two, I trouble relating to these characters. I find them so did

testable, I find them all so awful and like the hubris of like I'm supposed to be sympathizing with them, I'm just like. Oh good suffer like what cry I don't care. You know you sound like right now you sound like the worst executive. Ray network who looks at a fuckin pilot and says I don't find any these characters relate above you're the person they try to. top seinfeld from ever fuckin airing. That's what you're doing right now and I'm not saying you need a reason to not like it, but don't walk around like you're fuckin impressive, like like this appeal, makes you, bravery or good its embarrassed if you don't like the shell, you should be ashamed of yourself, your right to feel the way that you do your right to pretend to like it more than you do on social media. That's the right thing for you to be doing. You've been given a gift and you've thrown it back in h, b, o spaces. We are blessed to have session and it's about to be over when it's gone, you'll miss it tina, turner died. You want to see something about. Do turner, seven! Out of ten, you piece of shit, you!

countries in hospice, not none of houses to now already limited, are also like bury, was pretty good too. I launched, I don't watch succession that I was convinced by the argument. So go. Had no nine for the succession recap next week upper all the subscribers where John John and tommy dare to break it down on me. like I'm very much looking forward to the finale work and I'm gonna go alone. Browser amount, eliza, shudderful, so fuckin play yeah. I can do that every week, the best raining I've seen missus kendall, mumbling, scuba, diving ones like when you turn it off, but do you turn off and I'm gonna fuckin hike? What do you want? something else, because it's sunday who hates on Sunday night and also here's roman. So I mean yeah well, fuckin, you know fuck you,

Yeah very good. You guys understand eliza, why you understand that year and of course, understand, you're, not making a sophisticated point, you're making a simple point and we get it now. Yes, what's the point say banned a show and we all want to get back more, our with them jerome on this area z, my online rating. First, oh yeah zeal. You barely deserve to have a screen. It all out a break out. Eight three! Just because you have to like you, want something and then go on. Or and like check out like what people are saying about it as you're watching it like. That's, that's not. Nothing is what I mean I'm gonna save for because you go out, you do everything the magazines and then you come.

You complain and that's all I may not have a dog with fire. I dont want. How was I made a deal and I don't give a bug in that's have accepted for myself to hear you complain, you don't want, yeah come on without I my eyes down corrected, even though You deserve no devices and you should be offline completely. I do think away. Your behaviour should be removed alive. Let's be lack aspirin. Our great agree with Ali I'll, say I'll, say it's a four yeah levin yeah last week. Subscribers wanted to know the times that John Farrell got up with john farrowing this week. Gretel wants now gretel. When you, you have no honour that name and rattle ivy, like once in a while, happen to her brother no times you ve got mixed up with John love. It's or lyle love it. So both have happened on the job,

its front. There is one time that was particularly agree just an embarrassing and it was when I was: your radio interview with some other you dumb shocking some area already argued sound, Yeah? I was going I'm looking for. I love it or leave it to turn into that. Like ada, it's it's one of the ways we can go with that, but They came on the radio, we live on the radio and they said joining us. His john limit tell us what it was like a j working with kill her my guy outside as nl legend already book, to show. How do you know- and I said, are you are not that you must either getting worse on the radio nobleman who are you? but that's all I needed to you and to say who you are, but the marathon who they ve seen his face before privileges but this is presume. This is on the file. Lay phone interview. Did you notice that you were they set the voice of a seventy five year old man? You know

and your mind, will do things and make things seem like what they should be and then on the while loved front. Yes, people on the road alleys seen as did not want other using this seventy lie. Allow me I will outline and loyal, but the beginning of shows on the road we started asking like how many people here are weighed for a while other at its never know have their eyes heavily in over a couple who came, I want to say a word is liable yeah, but it's as in love it. Even though this is a picture of it. Just people make a mistake. We were told after the shower elderly couple, came up to the box office and were it had genuine surprise that I wouldn't that, while on does he know what a pod costs it's love it yeah. So yes, Lyle, love. It is very frustrated by this doesn't find a very funny here. Is this area convey giles sad, but we ve doubly talk to people who, waiting for awhile of it in the crowd and to hang out and see if they had a good time and that most of them have you.

They re about the ticket I am. I am now gonna, try to start booking, both john loves and loyal love any doubt be a very fine emigrate yeah. It's like that. I, as an owl, where jesse eyes, a bird was like mark Zuckerberg. An unmarked zuckerberg came out into his him and anti Sandberg. Who is dress like mark Zuckerberg, like all. I'm afraid that I remember sucking, but I think are arising out of the enemy grey matter. It's a shame, thou, my love. It doesn't think it's funny. Cassettes can count. I wonder what the opposite has happened. If you know some extreme lovers- Advance have shown up at a lyle lovett concert and they're like wait a minute. I'm sure it has. I feel, like our friends can read, though yeah that may be the difference chief difference there yeah I have heard who is a producer here. He had. behind the scenes story that I found very Retaining key produces things,

the show and then also our political experts react. The context is that a crooked media philosophy. Once we have a new ceo name sender and we ve been getting a lot of fishing tax people claiming to be They send out and banned away. You take it from here they all this morning I get to the office early, I'm an early bird and it was just mean lucinda. Our ceo here in the office, like eliza, said we ve been getting all these fishing texts in and spam messages. So I get attacks that says hey. This is lucy. The ceo of crooked media are. Are you free at the moment, and it was literally just just me and her in the office. I first of all it's it's a little odd that she didn't just poke her head out of the door, but you know like she's the boss, and I I put my phone on the desk and I am like yeah absolutely

I just texted back with absolute. You responded. I have the same issue. I rarely question people in power, which is a big issue I walked into her office like walked right in and I'm like, hey and she looks and she's like hey- and I down. I sat down across from earth man himself at all in and I'm not I'm looking around, I'm like well do you know this is the first time I've been in your office was so is like commenting on the pink walls and work were shouting about design, stuff and, and I sat down- and you know she looks me, and she says: how are you am I'm I'm good, I'm ok! You know we have two recordings today. I tell her a little bit about what's what's on my plate, but but she she seemed confused, which makes me like really confused like. Why I'm why here. What do you need to talk to me about?

So anyway, we we a little bit, but she keep referring to a meeting she's like she's, like I, you know, a couple a couple minutes. I have a couple minutes because I've been a meeting, a meeting come nobody she's like, ok, you know we I can. I can. I can miss the first couple minutes of the meeting and she was like kind of like pray. Like what do you want to talk to me about and I'm like what do you- to talk to me you are not very well. I guess I got your email or a no, no, so so soon ass. I left my phone at the desk, so then you know we talk to all bitten she's, like you know, hey I'm glad we could do this, I'm glad we could talk. Let's do more of this. No mike, you know thanks thanks, listen this. What was this was great. This was at, like you, know, nine. Thirty in the morning, and so then I I I come out and sit back of the desk, and then I I I see my phone that my phone.

been blowing up with texts about you know this is jane. I need an apple gift card, but I was silent seeming. I was receiving these texts from her. While I was in there are meeting with her and about navigating together. He started to put at you you started to put together. I should have broad metals gift card moura waiting for me to give garden. I didn't ya in, and I felt like a big, a big fool. I slaughter. Unlike wait, a sec, you Didn'T- you don't happen to have a meeting with you and she is. I know that may sell anyway, that's that's my impromptu terminally online. That's awesome. Yeah seriously. That's great! That's great! That's so funny! I love! I love that just so so, what's up. that's what I'm trying to figure it out and those are by yourself right away from her point of view just like. While there must be some he's working up to get to

yeah. You know like as taking his time, and he has me he wants to talk about by his work, he's getting to the place where you gonna shares era idea or concern, and just kind of trying to cover the open door and, and you just get to it, now now and then in like who was more confused, was it was me or her. I mean luckily she she like rolled with the punches. She was like good about improving this meeting, but I couldn't just like barge into the ceos office like I live on, announced and making myself but its cause. How things work if that hey, we believe you and we see you think so, let's go to the advice, column dump him That's your deal, breaker ladys! Dump him he's got area where they are.

size, subscribers asked for advice land. This week, anderson traveller ass over ok boy, a twist So what's your question or you are going to ask us what to do with your stuck in a red state work life balance eliza charlotte, deep god, you think alike eliza he does a larger north carolina you're on the air, so you got Obama's former speechwriters spokespeople, how you're an excellent writer you pay national writer next week I'll be on. No, I see you guys because I'm going to a wedding round, they give a groomsmen speak of. How do I gave a good weddings? Oh dear, we preserve it if you are calling for a wedding cricket, painful that light now that they are not adapted to happen. But here's the questions you tip You have a time limit. Sometimes you just need one melbourne, which is like I can't think of a story with both of them in it and that's appropriate to tell at the at the wedding is my problem:

Do the one you know you're a couple depths. Keep it brief. I remember one, but not number. Two are the most important advice for giving. It shows that a wedding is do not talk bout! Writing your toast or how you didn't know what to say- or I sat a lot of that- do not do the making of a toasted fine sucks. It's bad content and and don't tell people how great your friend is. Sancho is key it's hard to find a little story or an anecdote that shows it? Don't overwrite, We won overwrites their wedding tests. Everyone uses, wait me fuckin, adjective agitators point. No actually is just tell her figure find the story find story. That's funny also provide enough context around the story. So that audience who doesn't know you and your friend really well and know, the back story can still understand. There's a lot of inside jokes suck they suck Don't do things like, but do you know what I'm telling you about that one time we were in no one else: how you're in therapy I'll save that for another number today maverick today that shit sucks ass? Don't do it

damage or our. If you don't have a funny story, you should switch tack and just go incredibly emotional and incredibly sincere then my my one of my brother's weddings. His best friend gets up who's like age. It's a funny guy he's from Ohio, you know like he and he gets up and he gives the most emotional like loving, open, hearted people were sobbing and because we just didn't expect it that's what you do get them. I think that's right, It's right, that's good! To wait until it comes up until you do too good job. So really it's like it's your wedding. Go, get the type go against. I said yeah powerful. Great advice. I was definitely going to do a little when I was thinking a right chaise, the john we've all seen it you know and and Elijah. Oh it's also it's not a roast right. It's not a around. It's not arrest, not a row. Is that helpful I was genuinely great advice. Thank you appreciate the nose. Senator lovett fer a punch up, ok, yeah! Thanks John for signing up.

just because I am not giving it tells you that wedding either, because I was wearing it thanks for listening determinedly all my new episodes come out each saturday and again in get more episodes by subscribing to friends of the pod, a crooked dot com, slash friends,.