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who time superbowl, chipewyan travis kelsey,
on the show sat down with him for all
Thirty minutes, he was an awesome awesome interview, really cool guy. They also them.
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We're gonna do a quick baseball. Ah talk
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none of my boy,
welcome to the party my take today is Monday june, twenty sixth, and guys all my fears of comfort,
billy football sitting right next to me on the desk
hey billy. How
Here comes the camera. Cuts are easier. If I'm sitting here are your happy at the desk pfc, please,
hell. No, I I have to deal with this reality twice a week and record mac, reducing when it when Billy takes your spot and it's it's
it takes a little bit to get used to, I believe, tried to make a joke when we first started music. I can like slouched down if I'm too tall for this capability too tall for combat and his own brain. What were the
height billy.
No one knows what is its propriety? Oh, oh you sitting in there. Oh not got it
well does make. It was kansas holes in household you taller than you how tall
We don't look at o
I do a little preview of of the log behind the scenes at titan university Billy. I think we're saying that was a david and joe coup that you're sitting next to was a key pillars of cab, six, four
Sixteen years like August six, for you not succeed, I he was definitely success.
six wars is definitely a lie.
No, you was shooting. I never says, explore four, that's an okay, so it is a great show. We have great show he traps kelsey on this show boys. We are
we're? In the middle of summer, we ve got we're going,
Some baseball is there anything else you want to talk about before we do our baseball takes,
story lines. We did have the fourth or fifth major. Today,
The travellers were keegan bradley white, completely skull fought the course
for what it was it, how many holes they play. They play seventy two per like sixty eight of the holes and then,
to the wind, but it didn't matter cause. He was that fucking good for the first sixty eight.
Yeah I mean it was an embarrassment to the game. A golf they're making the course of is the balls actually right. Yet, when I watch keegan bradley play, I was like ok. Golf does have a ball problem. Yes,
yes worth mentioning after is like. Maybe these
course. Maybe we are too good for the course why don't they just make it like a par sixty five, just juices?
It doesn't really matter right. Like you
If you want to see lower scores,
change. What the power is
and then you ll, see lower scores
if I were the- u s open would I would have done after the first round when, when I was getting skull fucked by players in which should be the hardest golf course of the entire year for the
placement sunday number, two:
I would have actually made the whole smaller yeah.
Kind, the opposite of what we're talking about with priscilla make. It
quarter and smaller atlanta scores reduced. I like tat hated you, or did you not like seeing the cautious get battered the weighted?
Now you know I love keegan private profit, new england, winning it cannot get special stuff us ass, happy for the guy, ok arts,
well. That was also tweeted, a picture of that I have with him and then he's starting to fall apart. So I got really concerned, but he never in doubt when he did. It did look like
moment there, but he was so. You can
I apologize fur
bad last for holds when you're that good the whole tournament and no one's even close to you
that's, actually kind of the sick flux to be like
can be so so bad in these last four holes
and I'll, never even after sweat, because that's how good I was wrong.
The focus on hitting some pus. You know, that's the the balls have nothing to do with wives, losing all these tournaments yeah! That's a frightening and we also have a national championship tonight so Ellis
few florida national share,
the ship on the line best three, its third game.
Swedish, sweetest and sports game. Three have three: it's gonna be electric. I love you guys, have watch any of this serious, but obviously florida. Just I
even if you could say shit pumping as it was, it was laughable. It looked like a yacht like men's,
softball league
one teams wearing a bad and gloves the other team is, is half drunk and
and does know who the right feel there is because it was like, I think, the false worth twenty forty four
which is yeah. Quite something.
I was going to use. The term curb stomping Yang was a curb stomping that to get there the gators put on a put on the tigers, and it it looked like l s. U was going to come out if they did come off strong and it looked like it was going to be an easy lsc win
until I who is not on flora hit like those
Two dinners left field. The aid granted to life was basically a pop fly and
and carried it out, but the wind was only blown florida was about. I noticed tonight, yes, and it was, it was bad things, get really bad for Alice. You weren't when floor to start a steel basis when they are up by, like fifteen, runs in the seventh ending at that
that's me was a mistake by flora, because
you gave Alice. You suddenly be really pissed off about going into game three, whereas
if you would just continue to beat the shit out of him and not try to steal bases that sort of thing, if you had respected
sanctity of the unwritten rules, a baseball then,
Alice. You would have
weigh less to fight about a thing. I d like to confidence would be down going to game three and they
be angry. Now, they're just pissed off now, if you like to get their pants pulled down on national television, which the kind of did
the real story, and this is the power
the pearl necklace
Nobody is talking about the florida pearl necklace is, I don't know it's river would back like two thousand and ten when all the
players started where the fight necklaces, those like weird electra.
What I tell him necklaces, which I loved by the way
Everyone starts where those at a nowhere, basically like witchcraft, wrapped around your neck, and we just
your balance better.
What florida is doing right now with these weird pearl necklace at first I saw it. I was like Iraq and
who could shells? Are the boys bring back booby shells but upon close
inspection? I think it is perfectly clear is that that old boys, Iraq and I like
I, like the other big story, is paul schemes whose pitching for Alice you, I think tomorrow, who is the best?
pitcher in college baseball and is going for
there's different areas in college baseball, but there's only
You guys are going into this tournament who had more staff.
Doubts in him on a season in it?
shared weaver trevor bower mark prior. If he has five
got smile. He will have the record in like the law,
thirty years and he,
one of my favorite things in baseball. He is
king on three days rest and he's this will be the third
I mean pitch in nine days his last.
Two times he pitched a hundred and twenty three pitches in a hundred and twenty pitches.
So he's just there. There live,
just put him out there and he's gonna mo everyone down in the
world series pitch fifteen and two thirds inning and
you have to earn runs in twenty one strike out so easily.
in absolute he's, a horse
he's an online yeah he's a horse, and he like how,
How can you push I'm sure
Laws can be very upset about it
what he does the arm, but he can
when the national title in that's pretty fuckin cool yeah,
Also, the big winner in all this is is the bar that sells the jell o shots for having ls. You fans stick around for another night, yes, they're, probably going to do like two hundred and fifty thousand dollars with business. Just based on that yeah and of itself also
alice. You has relieve pigeon brightly cooper.
Yeah, which is always it's always good for a laugh when he gets out on the field. He gets the twitter fingers going he's been trending a couple of times and it's like been like wait what's going on and then yeah so yeah he's just on the on the bump right now. Did you hear this one begat? Did you read about this when they put riley cooper in the game? He's a great relief pitcher he's going to give you three ks. Oh nice, nice! I liked you that one like it put 'em church and alright
before we do baseball talk? That was a little baseball talk, ammo, be talk,
you have to you what you you wanted to do: a quick,
summer catch up of
well players that have moved in free agency that we probably didn't realize just out of that meeting.
Our brain sharp. Now this one's gonna hurt. For me I didn't look any of em up, but I
I'll say right now. My brain is not sharp
very nervous about what you're gonna drop on.
No, it's fine! I just have. I have five players here that shocked me when I learned what team they were on and it's something that we remember from like the second week of march, when free agency starts
and because there's so much that happens around and it just my brain is on a one it one in one out policy when it comes to facts yup, so I have to relearn these facts to push something else out of my head. So I can retain this, but
it's important stay brushed up on nfl moves before you get like our no weak.
One week two of the regular season, then you expose yourself as a casual for not realizing. This guy was on your team all right, so I'm ready I'm going to I'm going to give my best shot. So you give me- and anyone else can chime in as well
Do you know where daring waller place,
he's yonder giants, giant yeah, yeah that I only remember that because during waller or got traded right after jasper, Daniels leaked
his wedding that you try to keep private,
and then I m, always like you, son of a bitch. I hate you just now
everyone whose ever played for joshua Daniels,
and then that trade happened like a week after yet
again. Yos is trying his hardest to recreate the new england. Patriots accept.
Tom Brady is now the owner, not the quarterback, and
It's not going well for yes,
second pillar. This one absolutely floored me did not know this adam feeling. You know where around theo explained extra flock
I want to say I want to see.
I want to say it's the panthers cassini dolphins, also on the panthers. It is
banter you're locked in your locks and oh, you did not look any of these up now. I I I remember Adam feeling leaving Minnesota and I remember obviously I know where Andy Dalton playing so I was like
that's a and now I'm even thing is
Bryce young is in good hands. I realized that anyone who has always taken the view draft programme,
yup locked, relying on one I'm good. I was
that this roster and looking at right- and I was like you know what
peters, my go fuck around when that division this year?
any dogs can look, swag is hell and that silver helmet it read here I'll, be grows. His hair out intellect mullet yeah a tolerable itself for fur saints van
Well, you never want to see you your star quarterback, going the division yup
now eliza more. You know where he's at this one. I got nothing Cleveland, browns, ok, that day
Ok, that makes sense.
is equal, elliot nowhere
got a question. Ok is equally he's been acquired by the summer
then his eyes play
full time for some revives he's working that life life balance right now,
I bet he's just going to come back to dallas like we three
the priest and be like whatever it's like the veteran minimum
I'll be honest. I didn't actually sell my house, so I might as well play for you guys really smart move by him.
enjoy your summer not have to worry about training camp
Someone will sign you and you can just
you're with that. Later that such a
he's. Gonna have intense,
intense
Sunday squerryes, though today, that he sides in us short to to a camp like that is going to be like when we were
it's in seeing on tv, the back to school shopping, commercial,
you're like mother fucker,
it hard knocks, he's gonna come out and his equals about oh fuck yeah,
Yeah gotta go to work soon. I'm disappointed he's not he's not going to have the belly shirt this year. I can guarantee you that he's going to get fat as shit this off season
hey, who s hard ox detroit? Maybe
That's a good last year who s honor. They asked to try to do it again. It's down to the teams. Are they can forced, and I were the jets are now gods. Yet the bears the commanders- oh, ok,
probably will go with jets.
When'd, just step aside, say: that's it feels like it.
Was gonna happen right, yeah,
A fan of the league
I think it's probably gonna be good for them to do the jets. Oh I'm looking! I just looked it up the
According to the detroit news, the nfl has had such a tough time finding a team to believe
actually asked the lions to return for trying to reality, so the answer might be the lights. Yet,
I dont think that they want to do. It
Why would you want to go back to back years? I guess is good for the brand good for advertising, but yeah I did
the league, if there's some
they're gonna just tell the jets hey. You have to do this yeah, I'm I'm deathly afraid of it.
the paris, because we, when we talk about it every august, when you watch hard knocks theirs,
well, players that end up doing nothing that you get hyped about and you're like this guy is going to be incredible when you draft him too early and all that stuff
that's the last thing. The bears need right now.
Next play this last, where they have, unless Patrick peterson
did he go.
Back to know
was the last year is on the vikings
He goes on. The vikings lies not back to the cardinals.
That would make sense just because
We feel it would feel
seen him in the red white. He is a stealer. Oh, that
that's gonna, be weird, because
getting a marquis name like that then joined the steelers in their second. That feel like that, doesn't really happen that much yeah. Ok, that's a art! That's a good one!
that's a good one, and I had no no ideas now. Have that my brain, I other things before redo baseball. Ah I deem
my lord, I am so sick of hearing like him doing instagram lives and dropping like little hints, and will he won't? He I'm just done with that
I declare that I'm out on just whatever.
happens just haven't happen and I'm cool not even my commenting on it. Yeah
it would dame lives- were dame lizards career, be better looked at
he just stayed on the blazers, never won anything. Maybe one a couple big play off series and like the first round based on buzzer bidders,
but never really got close to stiffen championship was always like the dude on those blazers I would we be
if he went to a team was like the second or third best option and then day
getting to be mba finals. Losing I would say that is
I, like a guy that just kind of has to deal
playing on a shit team for his entire career, but absolutely dominates when he has to yeah. The only problem is it's portland.
Like it. If you do like a shit team and you any dominate in europe, a fan like hero you'd, why?
to be a little bit of a bigger market and then just port,
do you know what I mean yeah, but he would be like the best portland trailblazer ever yeah clyde drexler than him yeah for sure
James starr, murali pippin,
that yield lasers harm
yeah, I just at the OECD,
come on, I have is when he does end up getting traded. Arms could be like what a turncoat, no loyalty-
and you do that. I'm just go. Go on that angle, so I'm just out on the entire storyline as it stands: yeah yeah
can be. A free agency has like a
a forty eight hour window to grab my attention yeah.
Now that, unlike what what is worth doing tweeting about this contract that I dont understand, yes, it's covered up. I believe
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a law in the summer. We have at least addressed
I'll be somewhere. It's not even our previous just things at him.
Happened that we want people to pay attention to.
P s. If you want to start off yeah yeah, I got a couple.
Things are not allowing all. I want.
So. Can I do to you can do to
I know of mine and be very bad, are met.
fucking sock. Ok, that wasn't one of mine point number one. The method that sir, are garbage.
They are
They had one ending against the phillies where they were.
Three matters hit two fillies,
and they just had, they gave up one hit, but
and batters got to the plate in a four run. Eighth inning,
and then and then buckshot walter afterwards he was filled
time pissy about everything they asked me who's gonna start on tuesday.
And he just what is it with you guys, knowing about things before they have
do you want to find out when you're going to die, which really which really
if the media locker to think about that. That's great,
not not agree quote from all buck, but everyone's pissed off at a minute is kind of like speaks to a larger trend in baseball this year, which is,
the teams with the highest payrolls. There
are all under performing yes, so yeah
it, pays to be cheap, immediately baseball, Steve corn, I thought I thought uncle Stevie was gonna, was gonna fix the mets in a season
memes. Would you like to? Would you like to address this at all? You are a mets fan
yet a really bad, ok, yeah real,
well, sir, very good use outlined for the market by the way. When people ask me like what I'm doing this, we can break. But what
Why do you want to know that you wonder what you're gonna die before it's fucked? Your problem,
Ok, you're. Second one does about myself. So I just thought about this, like thirty minutes ago,
I was watching the baseball on tv and
I dont know how come we ve never noticed. This are talked about. How come there
black catchers in baseball huh
I feel like I feel it there haven't. There hasn't been an african american catcher
in major league baseball in forever and white quarterbacks.
Why envoy quarterbacks could call, but we also see horn.
I don't know, I don't guess
maybe maybe there's some deep seated issue that I am not aware of about. I don't know
if there's a good black baseball player. When he's a kid, they put a us
position like it wasn't in football, the longest time.
I don't know what it is, but it seems to me like black people like
There is no reason why there should be more black catchers gathers. I just looked it up and it there's a few articles that are say. Why are there? No black catches from baseball per prospectus,
where the african american catch resemble be from richmond free press from twenty twenty,
whereas I yet that's- I hadn't thought about it. Now I am
like our advocating for a white american basketball player to be drafted, which we got our wish with greater dick right, yeah
when all we are not going well
one overall. What's it what's our guy's name
four main
oh yeah, that guy is also got a fortnight bach cooper flag.
It's like he's. Yeah he's the next next up. My brain is firing right now. So now that we've got now that we got cooper flag, looking like he, he will definitely be the number one overall pick in the n b, a draft we gotta fight, we gotta get some black catchers in baseball, yeah, okay, alright, that's something that we gotta think about.
Chris asked me about that. I didn't know what to say: yeah yeah,
Hey you remember Roy Campanella.
I wasn't long ago,
I hate you,
drop. A couple on us
sure I've I've a couple.
My first one is I was. I was a year to early on the reds. I think everyone remembers last year. That was my precision pick two when the whole thing, or at least national league, I think they
in dead last, but I was just a year earlier. I saw the potential.
I saw this team had I saw the heart,
and now there? What are they gonna Levin game winning streak? They they just ass to how game two out of three, I think, to the brain, what they one twelve in a row elliot
a cruises. Electric car up hit the hip
cycle on friday,
and it is they have like one of the best
Farm systems in baseball there's nothing quite like in baseball having that like
everything come together where,
form farm system all start like an arrow, its guy effort.
After guy in them,
went and builds, and you can even see in the reds like in their stadium like at the beginning of the year. There were a lot of fans, and now it's like games have
electricity to it? That
It just so unique baseball when you get on that, like ten eleven game winning streak that is, is caught a rare and it's fucking
awesome, delivers algeria cruises dax, it's like
him and o neill crews
The two cruises are gonna, be the future based crews, missiles.
for you. They started the season. Twenty and twenty eight and therefore
wanted thirty seven now, so they went on twenty one and nine run so there,
They are very hot and very young.
Fun to also find yaf of a team- that's under you know, has low expectations going on a run in the summer. That's that's just baseball at it's purest form. It really is it really is. There is a god. The giants right now are also on, like a crazy run, where they've just been ripping off, wins and there's yeah. There's
them better than having
team. Like start the just get those young guys up when you get the young guys up.
This just neither like make his terms, get a walk off. Dong into intimate covey called the other nine that that,
A walk on dong into waters is all time, yet it isn't gotta we gotta be. The giants are pittsburgh, but if you can do it,
you know what I love it when window within answers? Talk vaccine its that's over performing with a bunch of youngest, they don't know any better begat yeah
They don't know that responsibly bad. There is just that that, like just true excitement about it,
I even its loser, talk put out.
in two thousand and sixteen cubs won it all, but the two thousand and fifteen cubs it might have been because I went to like sixty games, but there is something
not like the guys all coming up? At the same time you just get the feeling like
holy shit, anything is possible.
and then my other no was. I went to my first and became the year. This year
Few train of the page clock was in and out of the stadium within three hours, and
there was a lot of every single person. I those going tools like the food, so good food, so good.
it lived up?
I was, I didn't know how good ballpark food could be, but
I got to abroad with onions, and I got some some pizza and it was unbelievable, so shout out to Kaminski or whatever it's called now pitch. Ok, yeah, what part
I like being are lacking in Islam and walking out less than three hours later we take the white socks, have elites food and beverage,
like you, I want that I'll say how can it be theirs? Good and age tat was when I was wrong. It was echoed they really do. They have elite food and beverage. It's just.
It's it's when you go there, you like holy shit, that's fine,
when he told me he was going to that game. I did the thing where I just looked up: ballpark food from guaranteed rate field and just swiped and swiped
it does look really really get rosea yvonne. You use every with onions every year,
pictures of of the food that they hadn't london game
It was, I would look we're doing american food and they had like this pale boiled hot dog with thank, muster drizzle to cross it. It looks.
Watching brits try to do. American food is
It's always funny. You say: yeah, ok, good!
I have to
third as well that I hold off if, if no one else mentions it. Ah, my foot,
one is
as of saturday, so sunday dipped a little bit blow, but do you know them
the player immediately baseball who
saturday was heading four hundred
this highly della crews. It's not illegal agreed with the rise of the moral and yes, yes, he is he was. He was heading for a one as of saturday and then I went
I looked it up because I I the one thing
about baseball use, go look up like all kinds of stats and weird historical thing, so louis our eyes, I think he's
Three. Ninety nine now because you want one for for today, but in the
hop eighty
adding average seasons? Okay, so in the history of baseball
How many would you say have happened in the last since nineteen eighty, so last, whatever out its forty three years,
in the top. How many the eighty eighty batting an average Jesus says, I would say five, three, three,
so batting averages doesn't happen like it used to so george Brett.
three. Ninety in nineteen, eighty tony blair
it three. Ninety four, ninety, ninety four and Larry,
walker hit three, seventy nine. Ninety ninety those are the only three in the top eighty
and Louis sir, I, as is halfway through the season
the four o one three, ninety nine now it's I mean
any hits it everywhere. So I read of
article about. I love this. We did some baseball talk, but I read
about him and his nickname,
is l, l, rigour
in Europe? There are, I don't know
that right already
madeira
it means the sprinkler I'll help you
as pretty fuckin sick, they cause he just yellow either Emily we're gonna. Do it.
winkler celebration I haven't avi, doesn't show any gets a single yeah spread around I was watching highlights. The marlins also have been wearing their throw backs room like that when they were a new franchise in a late night.
And those rock those tia- those are great great.
uniforms, but yet money somewhere, I as the old yeah we ve
if he ends up alike.
I mean hitting four hundred would be insane in this day and age.
The crazy thing is, he probably I mean he'll, probably get a good contract based off that I dunno. Where is that right now with his terms, but it's
I valued like it used to be at all like a tony gwynn was a fucking superstar yeah and when he hit three ninety four, I'm pretty sure that was a strike shortened season. So he could have gotten four hundred yeah if they just let him continue
but yet be wild to have a guy hit four hundred
and have him not be one of the top like five highspeed blair's major baseball, but
going down the stretch like that, so that those who can be electric games to? Why are you so close to four hundred everything?
bat. That's me
That's me is also,
is good as watching
A home run, shapes some say like he is going to be, must watch tv if he keeps us up and even if we fall.
off a little the higher
batting average in this century, is three: seventy two done three times.
no more in two thousand todd Helen in two thousand each row in two thousand for so like three. Seventy
That's a highest in this century, so batting.
Ridge, like the fact that these hitting four hundred halfway through the season
is insane the sprinkler. This is another thing
nerds have taken away from us daft. Nobody cares about banning four hundred more. Nobody cares about the mid range.
But it's always nice when it makes a little flare up. Yes, I enter my other one was both central division suck Ass
so so bad somehow I was
Looking up the the cubs
up and down there. They were really bad for stretch there. They ve won a bunch.
They they split were in england, but here
How bad both sent
divisions are the ale the? I know both both
The central ale, central and analyse central. Only
one team in each that is a plus run differential.
and they are the ninth overall in the tent overall in major league baseball. So that's why
your plus thirty four the night overall, the cops
third place have a plus
ready to run differential their tenth overall. They also
it's so bad did. Discuss
white socks or eleven games under five hundred in theirs.
schemes back
ex games back and then, in the end, l, central thee,
pirates are seven games under five hundred there, five and a half games back and the card
rules. Are thirteen games under five hundred in their eight and a half came back
It is a dog shit dog shit.
firstly, the reds a bit electric recently, but
two divisions are very bad.
Still elites and the angels are really good. That's. Another thing I want to tack on to
that is the same
m- take as the mets being really bad. The angels are really good. Yes, I Jake
What do you have?
father, it's all embracing, I want. I want to pay
ass, unfamiliar guys, know its first softly up and not about the angels. They want twenty
I for one yesterday: yes,
What do you feel
it's one thousand saved. Second, second,
god, are a friend online rhine spatter. He he pointed out that the rockies could
forfeited, the game after, like the third inning
and it would have gone down. I think, as I go, a ninety nothing loss
and then all the other stats would not have counted from that game or the extra runs the angels put up is crazy
one in three after forty yeah. They knows because the more second off
the guy merchant marlon steel, so they were.
The friday night home games, I'm actually at my friend's apartment in miami right now and lift the background at the ticket from their inaugural season with the teal. That's wild
That is why they are truly wild yeah.
I take my take. Is a team that didn't make supply of last year's going too
appear in the world's area. We have a lot of new blood. If you look at the standing this there are the orioles art
he two over five hundred the rangers or forty, seven and thirty
The margins are in the hunt for the wildcard imaginary
than a diamond backs are in first place over the dodgers. So there's gonna be a lot of fresh faces in the plan
dan Herron ten herons doing a hell of a job with the diamond backs this year we got one hundred friends on yeah yeah. I liked that, ah, okay,
You got one last one
Yeah he's, aren't you and you're. Ok, how's orange address your guy he's hurt is hurt.
We shall do our the raft and where you go, toggle juries up what happened erin.
I ran to a gate gap,
Her light all ran through a gate, went to heart,
we ve all been their swords, he's going back in a couple weeks, righteous it just at all.
it's unusual apparently does well the headlines. They unusual injury. Ok,
as unusual unusual toe yeah,
I had one last one put its really here: it is
I had one last one and I I think we do it enough. I think we would respect, show
autonomy enough, but
we'll just throw it out there because
He deserves all the respect in the world. He is right now leading
the m l b in five different.
bad in category series leading ears tied with mettlesome fir tree
five home runs he's leading
Arby's total bases sluggish in o p s, and he also
we point one three, your eye
and his second in strike per night sittings
They too are spencer schreider from the from the braves. He is
modern day, babe Ruth it's fucking in saying that he is that good. I saw
start, and it was maybe a little at the data is like a week ago and they just did when a game by
twenty four runs or whatever, but it was like
sixteen categories that is leading the angels in it just ever-
he is here- is the best player in the world. He is incredible so
I was. I was looking at some of his stats earlier and
it's not unfair to say that he is having the best baseball season in the history of baseball yeah and he
and you look would you would you break it down here
be the best baseball player to every step onto dime. It's in single time book, wigand,
he's also contract year. Yo
he could get a billion dollars? That's, like I'm sure, excited to see the number that earlier.
This offers yeah. He met his
It is gonna, be met and he's gonna.
Tommy john surgery after you get frank, was right.
He
we need to remember just show a next time we have whitney armies like convict, gave its best player in any sport.
either way you guys see, convert gave its also trying to change the rules, so he can maybe when a cup he wants, which
Actually, like this rule, he won't
to make the top of the glass rounded. So the puck stays in play like basically bubble hockey.
What would I got? One
you are. How is he trying to do this? Why does he like duly let blair's just change change the dimensions,
if the playing surface he's not like actively trying to do it, there was just a clip when he was an interview and he said it would be really cool if that existed, and if he's right, it would be very cool.
yeah, I agree yeah, but it all
probably help him, because he is amazed
in dominant well. He also like to take a lot of time off the ice or fewer stoppage in play.
Probably he's gonna get gas he's gonna get exposed, show, though absolute insane insane season
This I feel like we did a good job here. I feel like we gave the listener. Some things it, maybe if they're like us, maybe now
watching all a baseball, just their specific teams? In that
really what it comes out use when people like more baseball talk, I dunno about you guys but
what's the cubs. I dont really pay attention the recipe spall. So this was
for me as an exercise to go. Look at the rest, the baseball yet most baseball's, just sing players names right right
and in knowing what you're teams doing and then being like? You know when it gets to when it gets to the plants like oh shit, at teams have really good seas.
Yeah the the funniest parts about baseball are just saying different names of players and then hearing tim curtin pop up once in a while to tell you about something that happened. That has never happened in the history of the game. Yeah I also bought my last take. I think they should change inner league back to what it was and never have the mix and maybe
maybe do it when the first few seasons, when they mix
What it was like you don't
play like maybe like
weeks of inner league, it's too much. That was fun when ITALY would like.
First came about. I don't even know what year that was. It was cool.
like holy shit
never even seen these two teams play each other now
what's this all mixed together
It was only when the with the rule it it waters down a little bit.
It was also awesome to see it like american league pitchers having to step up to the plate and bat right. That was cool right. You should actually change that back for, inter league play,
Annex right, it should be in the summer time, maybe online.
with the July weekend it
I don't wanna, see italy playing in mid april when I'd like that,
acted in the world's here's. Your like we have no
idea
if the ale or the else better.
yeah, we'll find out now
Yes, there, anybody out there, that's that's the rob low of the different leagues and baseball like it just die, hard ale stand. There probably are
because when you were route so growing up watching tv
I mean you you're cubs fan I watch
I didn't have like a home team, so I watched the cubs and the braves growing up
bring idlers about like
in the world series. I
I'm always rooting for the national league. If it wasn't one of those two teams, because it's like yeah they're, representing they're, carrying the banner for our league yeah, and now it's just all mixed yeah, it's just
all all mix, yet pitchers hitting I mean it's just spring up back stump dumb, take put
like scania world series, the yankees would get up to two hidden.
Put like six warm up jackets on their pitcher behind.
Persons never seen the inside of a box. It might be
recalling their. Who knows so you can just
like all the gear on him and he would just get up there
that was never leaving his shoulder. Yes, yes exactly so I dont think, though
change that, but that just one dumb take from my brain
good job, everyone, let's do
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my whose actually agreed under a bunch of mine. So I will use this time to ask my
geopolitical expert friend, william football is Putin back duties, had a hang over your or is he? Is he nausea? Now behind us?
let's just say, six point: two billion dollars went missing the pentagon and so may got paid out. Oh shit,
who got paid out some day
in wagner by no way
not a crack and watched
Could you by six point two billion dollars of enough cracked, like afterward accounts? Only right at all could probably by all the crack and world, knows his sire market. There is a side up, ok, so prudence, gucci
You just did that all things like make ukraine think they could take back back mood
and then they got you a picture move on
and then the whole all nuclear issues. No no concerns about the only mutually issues should be that wagner took the nukes in the southern part of russia in, like russia might nuke themselves that ceiling nuclear issue. We they took him while they like
but then they retreat right now,
Retreating then went back to moscow to go like take out
tell me please, I like my time in big. Maybe we know
really do you know if you put like from everything I understand one, it was a classic
in twitter blue check box.
Like world war theories about to happen yet again,
I just sell your making moving forward worth three by the well. I do not know it now it it ever was sounded. I and I come from our unity not put a sexually. Would it seem like? Is
private army in russia was
boys trip to moscow. Let's, let's show everyone how strong we are so they like,
looks like they went outside the bar inflection
your hard and there like our that's, what we thought and then what
in the bar and got drunk
So my theory was, my theory was similar cause it's wagner, who is the paramilitary groups, are like a contract even like with black water? Was the united states? I think
big cats onto something they got hammered and they'll kill. What
yeah they're, not respecting us enough and they went.
The trip and then they sobered up now with later. If they did, they did the same. She really really dug ourselves. Holier we just go home, get it. We want to run this whole country, I don't think so. They ve been animal. What David fake,
in fighting like they're like they were, they been faking southern drooping,
great yeah. They took bach mood after like became like boons knocking
as ammo and they went, took back mood and then now they're doing this and they're trying to like it. So everyone on twitter fell for it yeah.
it's a site like the things you look, the taxes of in Moscow. It was like set up, got it
but then the Moscow right,
though they didn't note. Not a shot was fired. They're like we're not spilling russian blood. What's crazy is that you have Wagner who's in a helicopter gets shot down that that did you see a video of a helicopter shot down and saw the pictures? That's
how are we gonna cyclops cyclops's
I saw your pressure of one right now.
It is a website like Putin, putin is outsmarting, everybody like every every high pay general in the world, but not billy football,
you came out here over his ideally also got a lucky guess: Billy was hung over throughout the entire thing and then woke up when it ended in was like yeah
never would have fallen for that yeah. I was awake Friday night and I was like, oh damn.
I might not wake up. This was like we're good you're dancing with zach Bryan you're telling me you wouldn't have fallen for this. This sign up, move, they'll, apps know that things are so much like the media, manipulations and say. Well, I just
I just sat there ones. Russians do let you that's that David convince you that they are having a civil war
okay, and there are really my understanding was that the head of wagner, who is just like this fucking psycho dude, you probably more day, horizontal yeah you? He was a chef. He was like a caterer, but he's
an absolute psycho.
He will stand up for his boys cause he's like they're fucking my boys over too much. When I get enough respect in this war, I'm going to
open when it really think of them and then putin flood
country. He when are you, he flew to saint petersburg, and then
halfway through the trip up to moscow.
We got sober and then Putin put in it.
Well placed death threats to his family and
generals, families and the like yeah was prank, is practised albert fucker with you
we're just seen the out just for jokes gala hand
and so we're gonna go back home, hopefully water under the bridge boot. No, I mean
it's like, if you look at the videos of them in mma like in the places coast the mosque, I think it was rostov or is
I think there is a single fire like still shot taken like there's. No blood
spill put? Would you have fallen for it? If Europe could you did
You did, admittedly, wake up
after it all ended and you are able to be like yeah, of course, I wouldn't have fallen flat, no ghoul. The thing is like.
Very it's confusing as hell, I'm actually glad I saw it after the fact. I see all the videos and like able to take into account it's confused, like the real loser was a are good for an uncle chaps who researched it extensively, wrote a blog and then the minute, the blogger posted they were like yeah. This is just a joke.
So he got screwed, it was. It was funny. I was watching us sitting there on twitter and it bases like
two types its weeks ago off in the entire
like this. Is people being like?
king, like what's up with russia, is bad and then
a bunch of people replying to that person cause
just read something a minute ago being like well. Actually this is what's happening. No one knew
you know no one knows but billy to your point of like now they're doing, pincers operation,
I do you think that the psyop would have been more effective if it had lasted longer than seven hours. Yet
the thing is they were able to move troops under the guise at their doing a coop, and now ukraine thought there
mosque, albin outages, north
There are such things as bloodless coups, though like
every every troop in russia's basically fighting on the western front in
Craig I mean to have two armies, more terrible situations. Tat
yeah. Do you still stand with ukraine gee? I just don't want to die. Yeah
In fact over here?
I do
the chief of wagner, as is just a hilariously evil. Looking do thea neo nazi, yellow the land near. Why looks like MIKE ermine trout, it's ready named after Hitler's favorite artists yeah, like the factor,
I'll, go with them, so maybe there's this guy have tasted to take down putin, and then I saw pictures again now that as well
more evil than putin. Also light be that's. The thing is like if this guy does take output- and I don't know that that would be an upgrade way- also
are you a real hitler fan if you name your private military group after hitler, savoured artist cause shouldn't hitler, be your favours river artist,
Can you name it your private military group, hitler composer?
composer Al Capone composure, yeah ate it. Basically, hitler loved this wagner guy because it was, it was like
playlist for when his tanks were advancing lucky wit, you hand hitler the ox courtiers, putting on right of values, and
like oh yeah, we're going to stay for fourteen days just drive through france. This rocks got it.
this guy's trying to do not seem like called it
whether a lover say deciding decidedly unsure whether yet disavow amount and wagner
the other guy. We're brown, not not the ecology knock, is connecticut or staten. Island
but their that's. Where did he Hurley started?
I'm out on wagner the security apparatus.
So but also
also I'm with billy- I don't want anybody to die. The other take was that.
pentagon,
paid wagner to fight against russia because in other of therefore higher mercenary group, so
his eyes bitter guess. There's time work
these people a lot of shit this. Actually, though it it just shows how stupid my brain is and how sports route run ever
thing. It's just like little monkeys running round my brain just hoops and like playing football.
I just kept on seeing wagner's like. Oh, yes
Danny Hurley, Bobby Hurley were on the bench, sir,
These guttered rose. They got no articles back to where I think the prudent suggest he should just give
you probably did was he gave
this I've had wagner an ice cold pepsi,
kindle jenner he was like. You know what puts yeah you're right. I lay in every way schiller. If we just broke
Ginger Wagner, try taken oral field in Syria and they got the full run to the. U s like: u s military apparatus in they got lit up. They shall they can. In fact they were they slayer. Nobody waggery played nobody.
It was second recital f, eighteens Adam closed remarking blandly, where, as I listen to this, not moving out of new york until late july, but billy the person you just said, that is the only one staying in your eight men had wagner. He's gonna, be here.
he's, the one who called you out as a fact rises, tell wagging their face that there is now a care whose back hank.
Pfc, go ahead,
my whose back in a week as well
works the same. Does woe
Let's get woes from people because
aaron rodgers, spoke at a psychedelic conference last week out in colorado and he dropped
all time well on the audience that really makes you think he said,
No words are so interesting. They have said
power in their spells.
That's the reason is called spelling
because the way that letters are put together, it's got power and its a spell well well
whoa, think about it? Have you thought about that? Whether spelling whoa whoa,
How will we need our that you're like lie is were taken like do desire that well
If you call a good show right now, you Jake you're casting a spell on all of us, because you're using words do like we're all letter. Then
civilization trade while crazy, were you know. The word play has layers layer
right in it so well, ok, it inspires me, go home every year, wo Du Lolo chill like you're retired course, light well, yeah
Well, that's good, whose back, where it deep on a show my whose back is steve enough austin bowling so
I haven't thought about stephen f austin bowling.
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team might add up
They just lost their assistant coach, for
his name is: let's see what was his name
doesn't matter not steve,
He was name he got fired he's.
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A consensual sexual relationship with one
players
The only issue is the head.
just even at boston. Is his wife,
so yeah yeah, not great
tackling, allow there to be fair.
She was gonna asking for her husband to cheat honour, because she was
sadly, asking him to help coach the team and left her round the player. So often that something is going to happen. I read this. Guy's quotes
guys next level, delusion not everything I have heard here. He said I
I was the say at home, dad for five years with the kids while amber,
to go off in coach, the team and then she get back I'd run practices on top of taking care of the kids. While she was back
travel again. I would sit back and take care the kids than when I got hired on she almost
firstly, to run practices out volunteer the entire time before that china
about amber once I got hard on one thing stem from another I feel like. I was doing too much
I was being valued at so cheap
he basically, yes, I mean he was here. We had to be a stay. That and of boeing coach. Yet
to listen. He was a stay at home, dad he basically had to fuck one of his players. It's it's bullshit.
you guys, but six complete porsche.
by others back his paw barker not dead, so he trend
I don't know why all day, but
That's what I'm just a fearful everywhere. Every time I see him friend
and also weightlifting cause
Kay Junior just decided to do fucking piece it is he he's
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just decided is dropped like some sick tapes all weekend youth
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so he's different. I also liked and argued that pushups those push us for tough,
and then you had people define
be my boys after a full chess work out.
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need a corn dog because the photo shops and in three
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you'll, never get it sank and put on a funny looking home appetizer. Yes, actually there is a rule like privately
presence abide but never praising on your head cause. You look
I hope it is back.
It's just a meme possibility. Owen don't get on an airplane to little saint james out, yes,
present, wonder no cuts. We say, probably you just you guys wait. There are tapes it we can release that, will stop. That
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of gauging your had today when they asked him being president and he said that he would inspire millions of americans to take their health,
more seriously because he's in such good shape of that. Yet I still don't understand the genes. Ah
Jeez yacht nor calves cycle. Yeah, I was he's probably got- is get skinny legs, small quads,
Yes, we just needed. We just need a new presidential candidate who respect squat day,
yeah. I want to see I want to see president. I want to see Nikki haley in the squat rack all around or clapping it up when she maxes out like in college football, too she's jalen hurts numbers.
Early, my whose
That is why Kelly oh
boiling up north. You know it bawling fucking hard. That's our guy and he's found his way.
really how hard is born. So guy
damn hard
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throwing touchdowns winning games. Ok, that's all you know ball. He swagger all! You want another random, manifestly tv on toronto.
you're, not you another random, nfl team guy trees version earlier.
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a dime
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but I dont even know the answer. My own question by like that you just like, let me just say the rhyme real, quick
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the mile either he's back his chief keith, he
for nato on the beauty, words that suggests that the high besought ever nice
so shout chief keef he's been doing since he was sixteen. I think that was like fifteen years ago. What about what about billy entertaining clients quicker, so who's back, zack brine. So
is that right, sick? You just makes the best music out right now
he's cooking up an album right down the lab he's going to really don't when he's gonna release it. I just know he's done making it.
I saw him at four cells,
and I
say it billy. I went islands nigerian, I dance like no one was watching onstage front of much people and I don't regret, but I'm sorry if I saw that you shall regret any of it and ruled yet. Billy is cool. Like things billy, I do you sit, there is our was awesome. I went ways you. I cried old john mayer low on wednesday,
only two point, Joe rogan din, saying all night revival when he was on stage. I did that's difference hell, you rose and push you down spot gas it in
what I'll go can solve?
runs like a bitch exactly at grog, rogan straps. Guess your daughter.
It was so awesome check outside
and if you haven't you like once a week, I think he's the best artists ever
lie jagger ever your generation, I generous chief keepers, act, brine,
it's different chief use, wailed. We lag behind
twenty seven achieves like thirty five bro you like sixty, we are virtually no no way is like twenty thirty five. I think chief keith is old cars,
What do you mean? I wanna go alone has already seven years old, you max static, saint James elles.
the generations of Billy's minder like five years yeah
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Beer is only toby issue.
It's so creole, Zack, brides, oleson, Billy, dont, be ashamed of. It is he's a good artist.
nothing wrong he's with loving grimy to such a lady. You just do it.
and I shall end by shout j array:
shut up. Will you want all the shot him out, though we decide now, but I shall just ass janet. You shall judge ouch, but last year
I've been possibilities in such a way. That is like him and one other guy springs. It's this.
Issues.
See, videos yourself, dancing, use like that's how I fucking dance holy shit. I do
where we all exactly how I thought you would we all dance like that. We all look like yeah clouds
was his back. I never realized it till is thrown in my face. I chair.
For the sovereign gets travis kelsey, my wrist back is feeling sure our the spiral
sure that your one banana saw, spurs legends and they all looked very very short. Next to him,
ass, the duncan and and
David Robinson it I did example take wasn't. We asked him duncan. It's crazy duck
looks like he's loving life right now. Yes, he doesn't most mellow dude ever but yeah there's a chance. Victor women. Yom is still growing yeah. You may
Another couple inches and by the way pity I think you just stumble upon. Like does tim talking to have the best life of any like
guy who, as me,
to bull rings and dominate the nba, because
No one ever like has debate TIM duncans legacy,
he never gets thrown own ended it just universe.
We accepted that he was also yeah.
I bet he could. I bet he still goes out to the Y m C. A just dominates puts up like forty points on hide last yeah, yeah tim duncan what a life
I also bears fan, which is a thing that always both my mind.
Remember way back in the day. Cinema J cutler shirt on other giver war
I sent. I raise your tim duncan in I'll. Give you my trout, my trout, that's pretty.
I wrote you championship, I yeah yeah, but, like he's, I been he's never been play off, yet my trout, rich. No one knows him still gets ball out on the lights.
That's pretty key! I think mike trout might be bummed out that he has to miss eagles games, cause it's going to be in the playoffs this year, yeah yeah they'll find a way to fuck that up.
it'll, be like when d on flew back and forth between in between the braves and the fowl or whoever it was at the time. I think these are the braves, Riah and yeah
except can be trout just like attending eagles games. I also think the angels are not technically in the play. Australia who
you're gay monologue, margaret you just get paid in, but their work, their mother wave.
Yeah, but the argument was winning debate, winning winning championships, anti lifestyle like how me he works way. Less and other players. I go into the blasts: ok tonic
least now towards tells me like over a hundred million dollars in ages. I guess he's mean a lot, but J smith
That's a good where's, misguided life. Yeah there's a lot of guys got to good fortune lies. Ok,
let's get you travis kelsey, and then we have them out rushmore of red things after Travis kelsey before we get
travis kelly's brought. You buy chevy. You know that
truck guys through and through and shabby silverado has been a partner with unstoppable grit and determination spent
was valuable truck or envy tee of part. My take and now the first
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Travis kelsey,
k: we now welcome on a very special guest. Very variable: hey asked: ok,
two time super champion.
Travis kelsey,
in the flesh. First,
congrats on super
Has it worn off? Yet I mean you can you say, congratulates it's like happy new year in, like february, can they kind of got revisited because of the ring ceremony, but I've kind of been passed that
about a month now, mother to their darts benson crazy doors. At of open sense, then, yes, I kind of neo yuki religion it, but he added
at them and I'll take it. I appreciate ok, yeah congrats. Do you respect the lombardy trophy because there was a
conversely, actual real one for sharing every girl river for sure that when that went viral view, spiking the fake lombardy trophy people got mad,
today they were they weren't too happy that I just thought it was like in terms of the theatrics of the the show cause it was at the kelsey jam. The idea
a kind of got from ground and drugs, beaten, shack and checks on the house,
thought you know just site,
donna, lombardy, lose chugging, offer the lombardy and then spike in it would get the people going.
Didn't really get the people going as much as I thought I would do. A lot of people got on my ass without disrespecting people that thought that it was the real trophy are idiots that are more of us will never know right away right away. I know Travis, he would not do that to the real thick. Yes, I dunno you guys fucking with me. No, no. We actually defend you right away. There were some people named billy football. Some people named will compton daily football has been on my back and we're going to. We can't bring billion right off the bat that suit that it will be like what the fuck Travis kelsey and what were what were you going to say at the white house when you took to my eye
I honestly I I joked around doing it at their rehearsal
and I
sk, I've always wanted to. I kind of like just address the united states
like a president, remain like that. You can do right now to my fellow americans and then
do as I gotta have anything after that solvency. I you to say I am not sure about. I don't let me don't leave me up then stand alone. If I find you know
walk up there, so you gotta be out of there before I could even fucking say yeah. He had your back. He was smart homes, either that or secret service about vms yeah yeah, although they would have been like. Oh someone's standing in front of the mic that actually is awake for a change.
Did you look around to make sure there no wires and next listen? My we were. We try. We're just make sure that you know
If the president was just you know, standing on his feet up there baby yeah yeah, I remain tell him high knees. When he's gone up the steps we all gotta get coached up every now, and then I mean so speaking of which we're at titan you
your first year, come in here.
Thirty earlier of your cousin everything we have heard here this I'm innocent you're, giving a presentation though, and
what's a water? What are you gonna teach everyone, because you are at the top of the game.
number one tight end. What
hoping to help everyone else out with
I honestly, I
where I fit in this world, because georgia's gonna talk a lot about the blocking grace?
talk about you know, just being a professional and just the tight in that country?
just point or taken he can give from here here and there just on the entire grand scheme of things
and I really fit in just in terms of running really
I can kind of give my two cents on that and
I think there's certain things that you can do as a professional that can really help
to enhance your creativity in road running, but some
We try some nuggets a goal to the titans era. So
you're. Obviously, Iraq running incredible, put your like,
ability with patrick to be,
lockstep, some of those clips it came out after the season words like
telling him hey. Look, I'm gonna do this and like be ready, for it is
something that, like is
Superpower, in terms of when you're playing defence, knowing that like hey whatever we are thinking, no one else can think this. I mean
like to think we got something going on in case you that's a little different. A lot of it. Just stems offices
gettin reps with you guys, gonna practice in o t
precision all that shit and I just you just started, accumulate like a feel for what the quarterback
I still do or like where he likes to kind of
get you the ball in terms of certain coverages versus certain raw concepts and shit like that. So it's you know,
like to say, there's a lot to it, but at the end of the day, it's just you do so many rhapsodes. Whatever feels in canada,
instincts take over whatever just feels like is the right thing. The fuckin do in that moment, like whatever makes sense essential its awesome. The watch like when you geyser have that a bill
pizza like you, he knows where you're going to be. You know where you're going to be. You can't defend it. How you defend
it feels unstoppable when its role and yeah does the other thing. I love. What should he do you, like? The only player that does us on a consistent basis,
you always look for that last minute, lateral before you get taxed yeah you're, always I'm on the record saying that that shit is going to change football when smokers start to do that.
There are so many times for you. I can tell you you think about it. If you decide not to at the last minute, but when you pull it off, usually works.
At the I am I'm like fifty fifty right now, for that least, I haven't turned the ball over yet doing it yeah. So it hasn't completely fucked me up.
I just feel like this. The most under used rule in the game yet
be enabled a letter or the ball, get it out your ass. Another guy can take off a mean shit, yet waited that tackling sky
set the unifil levels, you swarmed the ball swarm of the bodies that you're gonna be open yeah, but it's yeah,
stress tests testing the waters is the hard part, because you know if you don't fucking get it or if you like, is not a huge gain like you did it
Let's say I later let a guy catches. It gets like two extra yards just I why the fuck did you just rest, the belong answered and the ball over for it. So it's like
trying to balance that and at the same time making sure that everybody's always ready for the ball cause. You ever get any shit from that like from from coach reid. Is he like? Why are you doing this? Don't fucking? Do it
is one of those like the first time I did it was.
Was the lions in two thousand seventeen seventy
eighteen and,
a la sean, mccoy, shady and shady took off for an actual I twenty twenty five yards and
I come to the sideline country, just kind of looked at him. I kind of like staring from a distance like oh shit. Is he going to fucking? Give me the I like. I would. I know I shouldn't fucking did that
and he eyed
He comes to me after the game and he goes.
Imagine if we did that every play yeah. I know what I mean. It's just like my my mind, just like opened up to like possibilities to just always know who's behind. You know where the flag. Guy is no other running backs. Check down is just like
always have than the back your mind it
have you are allowed to do it as long as you and you're a complete does accredits Andy red tamales that analysed coaches would be. I don't ever do that again. He's like war. Now we ve unlocked
something. What's yours,
favorite any read stories like saying that he has four for the team. We love any real, but they were saying to show your personality man. The guy has such a fund personality in the building. I think the media cut it does
down. He doesn't give a media too much.
But when you're in the building with a man, it is a it's almost like a comedy show man. He d has one liners and just his
intellect is crazy.
Is there a spanish stuff that he knows is just a blows, my mind and dumb?
The show your personality is probably my favorite. Then he says, because a kind of just let me
comfortable in the building
a good memory,
I mean shit speaking of laterals, I tried to lateral it twice actually in the bangles, a f c championship game, and that means the biggest game of the year. Up to that point right, so I'm fuckin
you going around what the boy exactly I'm overthrown it
One barely got to a running back, a trickled to him alike, hit the ground and like trickled to him, and then the second time is right before two minute and I'm like
at the guy thinking
He might be able to get out about, because I can't and ended up
hold on to it. A grocery comes right out to me as I stand,
yeah was just like. I know exactly what you're talking about you can see. You got the eye of the tiger who trying to pitch that ball back every time, I'm trying I'm trying to keep this thing alive. Baby he wears shorts like all the time. Doesn't he
yeah, he where's
yeah. I think I've cinnamon pants other than a waitress
even if it's like five degrees outside I love a big old jack and on some shorts
at
The end that that bills chief,
game we're all watch and maybe one of the greatest sinister any game ever played this
The way was a bad nuggets. Lakers yea awaiting almost found wanting lines. Anyone, but at the end of that game, thirteen seconds left did you know
I hope that you're going to win the game. Just when you got the ball back you're like oh yeah, we have meehan patrick mahomes on the steam, do
we knew what was possible and
it's possible, we could get in field goal range and take this thing in ot, and there was definitely no doubt that we could do that. And the thing is,
in case c. We, the coach instead, does such a great job of giving guys that confidence by like teaching,
guys what possible? So it's every single saturday we get
our coasts. Job lay my errand pulling up.
Too many drills far before half an end game and he
goes over scenarios on what can happen. I took my high school games to
college games. All over division wondered division whatever.
And he just brings in these crazy footage is of like
Stanford. The ban is on the failed, like all these fuckin bizarre fucking games that you would think aren't even possible.
any show them, as I do.
They did this, unlike thirteen seconds
by that shit is real
So as long as you guys are locked in and we're doin the things that we need to be doing,
anime were never out of it yeah, and it was incredible. It was though it's it's. It's a lot. It's I mean. Obviously,
padma homes. Anything is possible about miles. You do at eighty region is coaching staff into things and guises.
Now you know mean we're. Whenever out of a man, can you are key gas me up on the enemy? So
commissioner: will you re getting a doll dog dull, and now these dow he's he's got a fire up their team and I must say, I think, he's I think he's awesome for the
a core group of guys. It's god, I'm sure you get didn't, ask Logan thomas
you things, uncertainties had is low off season with him so far, but I think
what be enemy does better than a lotta. Coaches is he's very organised
he's gonna, make sure the guys know what they're doing and you be.
Surprise. How many guys go out there on the football field?
and are just fuckin runnin around I mean
You can, you can be an athlete, but at the same time, if you really want to get good at this game, you gotta you gotta.
have some sort of wits to you
and knowing what scorn on the scenarios and
certain situations as you haven't gaming
ebay. Man here he's every bit as thirteen seconds and make sure that we know what we're gonna do and how we gonna do it and
I think that he brings that to every single team that eleven beyond so you're
number one tight in a league, incredible, tight, end and credible player,
Are there any moments where maybe you're like give
Patrick mahomes, a hug and you just hold on a little bit extra. Thank you for coming in my life, like saying I love you dig into what I might need to man am. I need to do just a second just hold on a little extra second be like. I just love you so much after that. After that bills, game was probably one of them, but definitely after this, this eagles game. That was a
number two men, some about that. Second superbowl. It just makes you feel like you, I mean this is what you
and do its legacy territory. It is like for you for Andy for petrol homes like
and he really is that special. It's like
if I were you, I would just like my site. I mean I've, been there ten years going on eleven and you could feel like
the different areas.
change throughout all night on the last of the mohicans Madame
the only one, only player left, format, two thousand thirteen draft class, or that there are thirteen team when code,
Reed came in and
go from
two and fourteen season in two thousand to our there wasn't there, but to see just the culture change
in the front office,
you bring in these star players- and I was on patrick homes- comes- and it's just a leg
the every by just gets electrocuted again and an possibilities are endless: yeah yeah,
How soon did you know after he was on a day like what practice?
was it we're it discuss different honestly. His best plays might have been on a scowl team, going
as the number one defences his rookie year
it he was doing in those in those practices was mind blowing. He had no like filter he. He was just out there like, oh well, this doesn't matter. I could just throw it over here. She just write it.
the defence it just demoralized and practice, though, like what the fuck
this kid's dyson, esa breyer and at a european and now these are scouted looks we know what's coming and
once I once I saw him do a week after week after week in many finally went in against the dumper broncos, a game that
we were already had the number one seat in the plants and everything they put. It put
Add in to just neo get his feet: wet is rookie year
They sat Alex because we already have the one seat. So he's
place flawless the entire game we are putting our back up in our backup
fumbles, the bawler throws interception in Denver actually gets back into the lead and we need it
too many gerardo say that to win the game will pay,
back out there after being in
five degree, whether on the sidelines, just children for a quarter goes back in and
walks him right down. The field now is debars number one defence of their first team defence, because they
Still, I mean
there are still in a hundred. I know they were. There were still planned on their once how's like
when I saw that I was like the
now he can translate what he does a practice onto the feeling just be as good, and so after you, when the second suitable and you do the parade. You had the speech
it would be like, and no one picked us and people.
people didn't pick us make clap who the hell?
were you talking about? I have one guy in mind, but you can you tell me who I mean it was really. It wasn't necessarily,
once we got the playoffs here's, what we're gonna the we're different team. Everyone saw that we could still, you know, put up touchdowns and move the ball,
it was really in the off season.
So I should have been a little more clear about that, but I I heard a lot of people
gonna shit and on the fact that you know-
tariq was gone yet you know I mean, and I get it
I recall how he kill men. You lose a guy like that,
that's a lot of production aid. You gotta find an answer for
and I
Yeah, I just knew that we had a great team in that we have
homes and
An eighty reading
Yes, I just dumb our no
I could remember, was being in April and may and june and how everybody was saying that the chiefs weren't going to be the chiefs anymore. Okay, because we do have one coworker who
claims that he is, I think, he's
she'll title is vp of football operation at parcels.
stephen share he's a moron
he picked the chief suspect glass last year at last, and this vision is nine in eight, so he obviously was like old travis kelsey called me out. I think you're,
such a moron. He didn't even know who the fuck you have no idea. Ok today, last god damn lasts. How
stupid is that we make the job now like
I'll take you gonna get your oh, it's in media,
it. This happens to us it to everyone. They just gets
tired of picking the same things that are like I want to be different. I must see the raiders.
Nora were now. We ve started doing this in the last like here and a half of you guys, like
preview, free of sea west next year, right now chiefs when done,
a man. Ok, it's what why do we always doubt just because
We do not job next year, one in sixteen I'll think you guys can do it one in sixteen yahoo avenue. The real question is: who is the one team that we beat? Well, I think you do play the parents. I know he actually thought he'd beat the broncos twice cause. He always beat the broncos twice, yeah so I'll, say two yeah, two and fifteen.
I mean you lost the enemy
we're going to get a reasonably and that's a lesson. That's a big betsy I mean he's a mentality, canna garden,
he brings a mentality yeah and we of the super real, quick, so
at what point during the week. Do they tell you that the grass would be that way, so you guys who prepare and the eagles couldn't. It was really just Sunday sunday, you and you can. I went out during start run around my eyes. Loosely
I don't believe you
and then, when you win, did you
did you feel badly brother at all data there?
There was a weird. It was aware feeling at the end of that game anchors. You see
been around the eagles enough,
the coaches, no, the players they treat me like family went around their when jason comes a casey's, the same things very like you know,
very a whole lot of respect for a lot of guys over there. You see padma homes you like, and then you see my brother and it's just say: fuck dude have losses,
well before me. I know other shit fuck and feels fuck that the air- and then you see Andy renewed all your back up on top of the roller coaster. In here I mean you see
lane johnson in asia
It's that kind of salt like so he was like an up and down up and down the entire time, and it was like man how the fuck am I supposed to feel about this right now right, because you know I was I was there crying and what was it two thousand and seventeen when the eagles fucking won in minnesota, fucking, tears of joy and-
It's like I dunno, it was a. It was a. It was a roller coaster of emotion for sure. Now have you have you tested the waters yet with, like you know, maybe at your family's house obviously
giving it hasn't happened up. Maybe four July is given in the
Like you, I want to see
well now that mother fuckers crates yeah bargain up that tree man, that's a that's a bear. You don't want to poke, that's funny cause. I remember, I think we as I think we as John Harbaugh, that, like hey, did you have you ever like. Given the look to your brother,
I got you here,
I hope like hold my head under water or something that's a that's one game. You don't want to fuck around with my super bowl game like that
its interest, because I think I forget where we were. I think maybe wherein chris longs place somewhere in philadelphia, and
and jason came over and you kind of,
It is through a little bit of your guys childhood where's like he played hockey and you play basque.
Yeah, and then he went on to become often suleiman. You announce become a tight end,
it's probably where the crazy aspect comes from being a hockey player
yes, I think he would still be your ass are what yes
The man is one of the strongest human beings I've ever met, and on top of that he still has a little bit that anger management that he had when he was a kid yeah, but you can outrun them.
Do you have you seen him run really hooty? Is the viking.
he's good he's good with angles. He remained like he's going to endurance. I might have the endurance side of things, but I dunno man. I do too fucking quick. So what do you think is more challenging being a podcaster or being a football player, podcaster yeah? That is the hardest job in the fucking world. You honestly keep coming up with content that people want to hear yeah fuck yeah congrats. By the way your podcast has been great. Thank you, man yeah. What
Are you can play on winning the simple every year to keep it at the top? I think that's a thing doesn't play a man in vienna. Overly gazing in the eagles can can meet us up over there and we can keep friction
Putting this this. She seen together, I honesty
into the game: the pack ass game, not knowing what the fuck you what was even really about earth.
You know how
things were even gonna like transpire, would obviously with the superbowl, and everything is just taken. Often
we gotta, we gotta quite the following
because of the because of the entire year. Man did you hit that wall because I like, whenever we've been doing it for a long time? It's obviously our job but I'll have we'll have people reach out pain like I'm thinking about starting a podcast, and he might just wait till like episode.
for when you run out of all your stories you like to do this again? Did you have that where it's like
ok now reduce. Thankfully my brother is a hell of a storyteller.
And he just hasn't banked
I can't remember what the fuck happens until he tells like he tells a story, my damn that did happy like I'm the I'm the worst when it comes to this shit, my brother really the one driving it.
and he D tells a story like none other, so
I didn't necessarily hit the wall, but
I'm sure there was. There was a little bit of those up and down there of jesse. You know china,
it's out during the season
and trying to find ways a pocket to do the past, because it
it hard just trying to find that time a week in week out, especially, you know
go to the winds and the losses
We have built. Come yes, he's like a monastery disability, its interests in that you're on the shore and really I can I can play you- can type babies early will lie out. I was saying I wouldn't said only play it. If he lies. Let me, I won't see, hear him. Try to say Billy will lie about what he saw a lot going all out to it. Ok,
say the exact same thing said the said
voters face, I'm ok,
She was very, I have got a bit of a critic.
The fact that there is fair
a huge fan of your out round? I don't know I'm sorry. This is still truths. Ok, I just think.
you could be a little more
and congratulations on the yeah. Congratulations on leading the league in yards after the catch, but just you could end a couple of those like run. Someone over you can run.
for fifty years. I don't know, I think I'll rubber man, runner crafty, but I think you know you're you're run
you can you can run someone over. I think
as you can, but you don't and that's what
I hear you are you I mean you know
What you're saying isn't around there's times where I turn on the film I press plan of microsoft.
Wow now with south philly, I'm my own worst critics or I'll admit to it. There are times with that, but there's times where I stick my fucking face in the fan, you can't say it's everyday yeah, but it
as lead to you know such a long career.
Other badly laws. Success in europe
you just like run somewhere or likely. I think what
talking about wanting a body slam by darwin j t necessarily what's going on about how you own my work, you ok, I would love to see.
everybody in this room
being that scenario against airlines outline run him over. It's all aspects, and I only enemy, mentality, myself and being a physical runner and not soft or whatever
after the and I'm not even going to fucking, bring that up, because that's going to sound like an excuse I got fucking body slammed, is what happened. We got the ball back down, we scored
I will say this: he was a fucking ten play eleven play drive and I was dog shit tired. I had just fuckin ran from the other side of the field, caught the ball kind of made. One move
was fucking army like that, like I, I cleared the the first guy and he was all me like that and and yeah I paid for it so yeah I get it I get. I tried to laugh. I tried to get down there. I was just
to hear. I don't really frightened tired monopolies, because he s very nice ellen that you know that myself and a mere matter rational, I'm so sorry
I agree with you dude yeah man. I need to do acid and it is a big moment for you. Billy stood up and you in you said it yeah.
I actually paying my guy you're right. You didn't you. I wish I knew billy lubin workers. I wish I was hoping that you were gonna. Take Billy out you just let billy body slam you
listen. I was avert that we're gonna make you fucking spirit, is highly original. That's we'd go to windows ball. I will this been awesome. I I have one last question. Robot question are each obese you kate, our compromise, could take.
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We do it. We knock em out, but they are that we kind of freedom
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ok, so
how many years, how many superboss from here now
yeah man numbers out there.
What you're hoping.
I would say I would
for at least two more men or cattle
before I hang him up. I guess I think
now three years left on my contract in,
I say I'm going to do to the wheels fall off, but there's
There's a lot of variables to take in you knows best
with the package world and entertainment world out there
it's a it's a it's a new career that I'm very interested in. It's also demanding the logger. You know not another way. I play that yeah I did. I am. I would hope for two more men
two more there's gonna be robbed rank ass. He has got to that. I could get compared to love the key
up to him that we are so this is kind of a few
a question, but it's actually something I think about is stupid to think about
I'm wondering if you think about this as well.
ma homes
let's say protest. Fifteen years left, have you thought ten fifteen? Have you thought like
he's gonna get a whole new family without me,
he's gonna have a new dude, it's already starting authorities, starting, I tell you and on the left, some the last fuck and get them less willing to vote. No, I think I have
mentality of trying to make sure that this thing keeps going. So I'm I'm here for, like I'm here at tight, a new trying to help guys out I'm trying to like
give nuggets, goaded lease everything
my input on the entire, like grand scheme of things, so that this thing this train doesn't fuckin start. When I'm done that now it s me up, they'll be alike.
No, it's one hundred percent gonna happen here, like you'll, come back for like the ten year anniversary for the first who boring in the homes of the ike beyond them,
like a forty three sleeves up girl, you like neutralised,
as far as if I could think about that op. Sorry, if I bummed out man, you don't want the next tight end after you to get more rings than you do, who you know.
whereas a good point you shouldn't, don't invite that guided to you here. I waited long enough amazed. Packets, the rays are about
I give my tooth and also eventually like
If you ass, like a hundred football fans on the street like how many rings is grown, have people would be like
six or seven, because they think Brady. So you get a certain amount away. You
get a scientist, give rise to greater, can point points like tat, and only one all those rigs you want to do is have homes oppression.
It's gotta, be like FARC. Ok,
this about it's it's.
It's like alumni night tenure.
For now
You guys have three super bowls together
and he's our team with tight in that's got to, and he comes up here and he says drivers, attitude
is that you meant more to me
that was the fucking yoda,
Do you run,
yeah.
I'm not sure what you fucking said by what he wanted to say to you in a moment. In that moment,.
We have funding we,
you always were number one. That's all he would always patentable and similarly, by junior I'm thinking about you- and this is my only memory of timetable on the football field- us interests, throwing us shall lacking in sugar bowman or you were you on the internet bear here as those we go, undefeated Brian Kelly
goes to notre Dame right after the season were playing with a bunch of like
Dad's and MIKE
administrative like
guys from the university cincinnati and we go.
Play arguably one. The best football teams in college football
in the florida gators a year, and that was fun,
Antigo team, they said tebow couldn't throw well. He threw for like five hundred yards yeah, so all right it will travis thanks. So much man. We appreciate it
you gotta come back on now. That's part of the diem in anytime. We ask you have to have to will find it's. The law will find the time. Thank you. So much man has been awesome. Now you guys are fun man, you gotta fuck, you billy yeah
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I think he is because he took the over.
Over. Nine runs total and there were what was scorched.
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tired, hank. Yet real tired!
why are you so you're, usually tight around this time of day,
It's been a long day after you just look cousins. Its work work have spent a week
worked at his work workshop is work were weak. Ok, it's our pick! First, subject: first
are you guys excited for mowers for things we have? A good list were saying: sneaky: oh okay and snake. Oh watch out for the boys getting sneaky
So I guess we go. First,
yeah? I guess we go first. I guess we should just take one one idea like when the draft like I like her first pick up, got guide phd,
red zone channel one one one one it is at one wise are one one. There is no other and you guys want to end the draft now
we basically just gave it to us. You guys have never lost the draft ever correct map free gas, damn it
you guys choose the order. Knowing we've been rotating, none of what you choose, which one we do every day we've been rotating exactly. I know you've been rotating for each time but they're like oh we're, doing read today,
getting nervous convenience boiler alert when we picked what we were going to be drafting today,
begat hadn't, even started or back and forth correction interposed happened after the fact in us can be a guess what we were all from memory. We didn't google red things like Jake did checked. I tried a panther, oh no, no kay,
jake and bill Europe
as pandering? That's a great pick tat
words on Sunday back,
That's a strong second pillar, wrongly drawingroom pick than your pic. Nobody. You had already shown one I want, while it's actually not stronger, because we don't have a fucking ankle anymore, so he's like
there's no more tiger said read guy.
I'm what max cook
oh, no, not famous last words treading water.
They're going on there hank pass the ball to just give him go now yeah. This is giving out this has given go. I gave him I was firing earlier. I was just thrown thrown out
left and right, but they were
a jumbled mass. I need him
you decide like, which is the best ever the jumbled nets that I was thrown out,
or go where hubs for his blade and take this red meat
on our list. Yep.
On our list was hers. Tat could pick some people
yeah pussies,
facts. Are you guys have another pick
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ass far ass, the others actually vary from our delegation for kids.
I drive a shit load of mountain. Do those are good
I feel I feel this is a good strong novel
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we're going with the core.
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We read as their alternate
What are you asking do this through the right? Do it's red
right. But what does that have to do with clear? Quit is better because it don't wear red.
the regulatory or their hilly. Rarely when I say course work on.
he's out early hour pic is the cores light low guy, I know I know we are even eyes mountains. No, we don't you do ass, you call it accords. I load was out how to think now yet request. I might lose your blue. It's red! Ok, hey, hey! Look at cup rain from you!
yeah. I know what color has put its diploma. Who is the body on a color that not lose the mountains? Red is dick s eyes. I understand what you're saying boats
It is rather like the site, or can we rise was a know mountains
one.
The two that I like right now, but I'm ok, I don't know tat ten one picks great picks both ok. I saw our next pick red panda red panda yet prepared.
yeah go division, oda have time, overloaded,
you are quite right to say: ok, I just know you stand behind. It say I've done in chess overheated. You think she's overrated, she's messes up alive. How many boats could you flip? Also the red panda isn't even a bear. No, I thought
no you're, not only about about animal yam, which makes it
pic is what are you talking about?
many years
you're you're, struggling how every restaurant argument? What what do you point out the coors light you think blue and then Billy's going to just try to poke holes until you don't even know the difference between the allosaurus, no idea what you guys are talking? Yes, yes, why would they name someone red panda
Ok, anyways! I my next pick. Our next pick feel good about this one read so
what cups, yeah, solo cups, the gold cups, solo, solo cups, solo cup? When you go to buy red solo cups? You know you're about to have a good time. If you see somebody drinking out of a solo cup you're like that person,
loves an ice cold. I've always been more, you have it. No you haven't you haven't. Read is the cup that when you go that red solo cups are the are the number one solo cups when you go get them you're like this
one night we do every
beer upon here die flip cup everything you
I will, I know it and deep down. I wonder if they did any studies when they were coming up with the the color for the cup or if they just had a bunch of red dye notice to whatever it is it worked? It's it's. It was actually the first thing that popped in my head when we're thinking of red, because I was like, what's the most fun thing, red sox, yup, you've always had a good time with friends and, like the see through ones, are better yeah, pretty juvenile. Oh man,
Okay, I saw your instant reaction when you had the juveniles hell. Do you have that list? I was a child new bill. You probably you seem like the kind of guy that has a stack of red solo cups in your apartment and you drink everything like milk out of red solo cup water as red solo cup. I don't put them in the wash machine yeah. Okay next is water
he put him in the washing machine too yeah. So does you only need one machine? Dude you might during my my dishes incorrectly, it was going to say he profited masha classes. Every time I do. My red solo cups keep melting in the dryer. Okay, our third pick the kool aid man,
Oh yeah, that's a good one.
It's a look through your wall a little bit of a reach but yeah, it sounds. Nice read.
No, don't we
We are aware of that, so it was good pick oh yeah, how they could get him before it's better.
if it's better than all your red red coors light. Oh yes, a re max, like maxi, looks as the the kool aid man for halloween. Oh yeah. I said I said cool, that's a good! That's good pick! I had it on on the list. Yeah! Okay! I gave it a chance ticket.
Oh
I'm gonna go out. Therefore, for all the weekly lawyers emails, Artie
on the representative at your again, I kicked the kicked back.
I was worried about. You know it's great about me because it is we use each other's picks. All the time and you'll never know who came up with
do. We actually have jumbled. This draft, you don't know who has what its title care. This is frolic,
that their care carried out the little kid aid of? U else, Clifford!
Then they die. You know, you're, a damn good boy, legendary legendary dog movie. Wasn't great women
short buckling. Better.
Ngos like in the nineties, but the book is
Then I do you and that with the city or one that was a little scarier
the ready, my old man was good. I don't know but good pick.
and then for our last pick out and appear to others, one get away just to iconic album from an iconic artist. Taylor! Swift!
the red album barrier of our lives there like yeah, well taylor, so much yeah. What's on the red album,
story
I knew you were trouble, learning rock, then hey, I'm pretty sure that do it.
Preacher loves it wasn't. On the read out the tom, I read as it. Ok, ok,
Sorry she said she did. I do
I think look what you may be do might about. Let me see him when a love story.
nineteen. Eighty six now did.
twenty, two that that's a big instagram caption one right their love stores on fearless yeah. Ten
You're always scared. A guy
The fallen apart is that he's a legend he's a legend, but sometimes you might sweatshirts to either let him read our back. Okay, good pick, nice shirt, yeah! That's a good pick! Yeah good pick. I think it's it's a great pick. Even a shark tank didn't take it
what you don't like sports jacket. It were shocked, tainted ticket. Ah, okay pft. What shall we do with this? Last pick? Ok, I, like I like three-
six asked why jain to a little bit
good, I too a little bit. I don't know
you did you recognized you when I said it
You know what I'm talking about using a typo and I
I thought the second letter, and that was o dell tactic to like it. Now I, like it, yeah, ok up, it's good pick.
The big fat red with a ball bat that hits all the fuckin home runs
data by legal one, the dinner by europe,
What are you gonna say max? What are you going to say? That's the child's bad that he didn't hear bombs, but that's like for the kids who
not to play its part. Do you know you're, not arms? Now, that's the amateur bad cop! That's. Why did all monday?
only if those those are good as you get you got like one swing, a game yeah and it's so much fun all jumps off that bad. If you want to play that way, you've got to go the fake wooden with a ball that those were the grants not nearly as good as the maguire stealth
red with you here, you know those guys junk ball back hake knows
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significant only when you think we're of all, of course, thinking yellow belarus via ones, even considering that when you say hey what about the red bag, you, like all that's illegal or like real, with organ allude when you don't just the opposite of your red solo cup pick now. Yes, because I do not think
you ever more go? Aren't we already know all you think? I don't know that think with. Why said the red, with a ball back, you guys, mediately knew what bad. I wonder if you like, I will reiterate their share
shall now this could this could be an age disconnect on yet another beer, and this could be a good. This could be further on. This might be an old, an old whiff of all the average user, the senior home. It's a great bad. It's a great hey just said he knew the path he just listed. Also thirty, also old it. It makes a great sound. You does it down to the. Rather that is way better than I ever served with, while that of google, and I have yet to see a red one as the blue, the jug plan kills a better than
rain, I work out and we miss honourable measured the big red boots.
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like us are in dread mayor.
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the roses red foreman
seventy seventies show up what about isn't. Morgan Freeman read in Shawshank, yet
yeah. That's how I always read: yup yup yup. Go
the siren alight. Yeah how'd, you go right, that's good. One read rocket roses,
Those are red hot, like as in like hot europe.
I can't tell your you're importantly partner on us communism hut play. Is it like
emergency. Read you dont, like hot sauce,
you actually kid ethos. Also use you. The last person who should totally us us- that's all. I actually like watermark- is watermelon pink red red
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if, if watermelons read an autopsy rather not the same color as what the right amount read in rubbing danny, I just looked at a pan tone for huts. Us, it's red is
anti color from red, color, family, red.
Well that's what it's what goes out.
Light. Alright, yeah no way, I always say like when hot sauce is spread out. It looks a little orange because it's like that.
Oh you know, would have been a great one if we want to go real opposite age, elmo classic
was a class. Almost you good red. He is, and you know what
It's funny, because I remember like being how old
wouldn't me elmo was like when word delay, twelve yeah, so we were past that year and I was like, what's the obsession with elmo and now
have kids, I remember
to the choice store in? There is a big fucking giant barrel.
Cookie monster and elmo toys. Theirs!
two elmo's in like one hundred cookie. Nobody wants all the kids want: elmo yup, my niece and nephew love alma. It's crazy! It's the only thing they care. It's like every kid something wired in their brain, elmo just hits with it and it's not solely up
yeah, probably sign up. That's exactly thousands
I met to be tickled. Yeah stinks. I haven't yeah
newspapers, get it jake like now,
that's nice. If it's a real nice waited trap
like soviet russia.
General red
Since in publicans red army, I write ain't, no job we're the right up
make american great again: hats. Did you, google it
make sure now
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because your glowing- or rather I think their order out straight. I mean you guys brown uniforms arrayed, you not have round uniform guerrillas blue. They ve blue, uniform those, but their hats are blue their hats.
red. Oh I guess I just get unfounded. Why thought and I pay sideways elbows. I guess I get confused between my regiment blues work, which was the dominant color of a logo.
I guess it. How do I get a lot of it? I guess those how to read.
If we continue at you, I can't tell the my of like red or burgundy,
like they have burden. You know it's not the same color that you have like retro like berggruen yeah, but those are retro yeah. Those are
Looking yeah, I'm thinkin my
schmidt burden old school. Do I ever really high time differentiating reds, collars, hoss us read red yeah
Thank you, but like everything's red split up
what color is hot sauce me most,
upset. Pull over brass guy was common rights, strong color
now you know like no non nationals, a red, hot sausage or read over the angel, the skins I will read out on my desk.
all red hot peppers, yeah. That was a theirs.
Good red red red wine.
Red baron,
yup, that's good! Blossoms!
not the aviator?
also use. Whether one is nice,
we didn't know that till I just told you play rebellion germany song about really know that much about lanes you'll, know much about dinosaurs either because it turns out the billy. Shirt is actually turns out that Billy shirt is actually what you're talking or I will show you, the you and I'll show you the email I sent to the designer about yesterday. What did they say? You sent like an obscure dinosaur and they're like alright, we'll just fucking put a t rex on this building. What about yesterday? When I told you that that was a t rex and he told me no, it's not look. I mean I wanted to be an allosaurus because that want make them redraw it because they didn't get the crest right in the jar wrong. Thus course course
it's blue, a literary say: blow non stop gap. We do not like whores light:
Jake, corslet local. When you think, of course, I gives its backing to losing out. I will dream course. I right now get red when you think of wilful bob out its yell. I said the head with a ball back. I said the red with a wall that by raising course light logan. I got stuck eyes now that Jake's correct you have both had picks out our close to what people related or the only ones were ever done. Anything wrong. Ass. I sat on the euro set a measly I'd appear right now, he's red yeah he's raise far and which we are all right. What color is normal hot saw? No, no thou spoil it.
when not go shut up? It's fine, so is the audible mentioned earlier,
red or orange it those.
Those who do a two minute Paul. Ok, I pray.
The answer is gonna be eighty
percent red.
When can I flag
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What,
like I said, yeah heartland,
red blood cells.
your blood actually read. Wasn't that thing
We may know the arteries yeah.
That is a bull,
dollar bleeds dodge blue fact hawks.
I like redtail harder
there's something I value. Pale male died, put a put a cardinal seeing the cardinal, the wildest fucking mailed male cardinal s very,
when every seahawk you are legally obligated to be like look at look at that as a hawk yeah. You have to point it out. Ah, okay,
gunnar roswell, everyone shake up man,
the sixth in
yeah yeah talk down on us. This whole segment die every day, entirely good tax except, of course,
No doubt I was the only one I talk down. It's a well hang all his other one, we're so red rubik. I said the tiger pick was grey tried. Shape was lacking, lose your other back, ok,
we can play so on the gravel, your other hand they train was there was great neck. They try and strong or of our law. Good, take, you can say, wasn't a good take advantage or less than was years and what you re, exclaiming jewess, aren't even pandas re, rather than we can also not to mention it to host versus everyone. Jake next, such implementing all just say every pick his fucking us. No! No! I will I well we'll. Do it now, nice mount rushmore, not being really not my issue, you'll be there. We should throw it, but you just sit here. As a member, I talk down on all your picture. I throw your for pigs cyber grape, obsolete premature. If it is a very
never made, as I realise do,
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anything else in order to plan some golf with the guy stand with cock lack yet go vote on the mouth rushmore see a billion jake can get out of the zero.
What's the matter number jake in terms offered us to lose the whole thing there. I think it's still too early to tell that was always exciting violently repressed. The end will be standing in. You see my number
What are you gonna get those gone. You gotta get up early,
you won't wake up
what was your impression of the draft of george kettles southern for you when you, when he sat down with billy and did them out rushmore of famous football place? How do you I would you great his performance yeah I mean I ve had nowhere to speak because I had at one saw guy I'm running late. When I looked at the pull blind, I saw the graphic before I listened and
to dominate bottleneck. There was no doubt I thought we could have maybe
How would you arrived? I'm going back to our horses. I was surprised that we too,
at second, I thought same hello. How they got. Can khan colleges khan, whatever everything
it is out of the holocaust,
the aim is was five hailed area baby.
These people, a people, were five one.
Though I thought we were good for a better shagging excluded unease in homer, but I will say I'd like that that you probably was acknowledged. Nourished and I'd like to media canvas kind, was wild.
but he's the a shocking which is crazy.
Yeah
I agree with jake
you guys have in that draft. You had some bad. We we agree.
we have just learned: rick, rosy, red, rick, wroth and big country.
You big catholic country was tough on big countries, a hot that's just barely
Don't forget! Sal year your grad target shit about calm tone. You
you know australia, the flight genghis khan. With my bare hands in this feeling of south russia. I don't like billion this year, you a little you ready to go back to colorado. Next, I worried here. Genghis khan will look at you dancing and pick you apart. Gangs can be scared of my dancing and I
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I was given the amputee played on a. I would really good rounds. Good town you showed up medina metal
I've got a little johnny fish for their results, show johnny fish, ajay hagen, how you're numbers so nice aching.
You don't like ninety sale happening twenty one billion. What are you doin?
No, it doesn't even mass seventeen twenty one.
Manager. We also have its billion this in this chair and then billy like
for the rest. The summer's gonna have like
like I never to see these guys ever again. Energy. I also think billy.
like when somebody else takes six nine billy's, like they probably don't even get the job yeah,
He also remember: you're, dumber, billy tone, toilet, ok, quicker.
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