Monday Night Football doubleheader and it’s gotten bad in Cleveland for Deshaun plus the horrible injury to Nick Chubb. Steelers offense stinks and the Panthers/Saints played a boring ass game (00:00:00-00:22:34). College Football talk and is Bama cooked (00:22:34-00:40:21)? Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the new Rays stadium and Lauren Boebert follow up (00:40:21-00:57:34). Brian Hoyer joins the show to talk about his career, what makes a great backup, his chances at starting, winning a SB, Ernie Adams, and tons more (00:57:34-01:42:44). 1 question with a QB Sam Howell (01:42:44-01:51:54) and then we finish with Jimbo’s (01:51:54-02:01:14).
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is a chance that aaron rodgers is having a better year than deshawn watson. I don't think so begat he got his achilles torn yeah, but John watson is very
tat. He was so bad big,
maybe that's my leg, you a bad person or suffer most
The fall, but he was so bad hank and baker mayfield, smiling baker. Mayfield is so happy to see this. They ran about a town in cleveland. I've been so
and ever since baker got that raw deal that they didn't know what they had when they had big winners. Browns, you
be happy, sometimes with having a serviceable quarterback and they thought tat. They could go ahead and break the structure of the Unifil salary cap and give a sec.
Predator two hundred forty million dollars, guaranteed not working out so well for the browser
some stats for you, odd Shawn watson, out of the thirty five quarterbacks, with two hundred passing attempts to start started twenty twenty two, so he played half of the year last year played two games this year so far he's
ready third in yards, a ten per attempt just below carson once he starts
third impasse rate and have to suggest blow Davis, mills, thirty, fourth and sack thirty. Fourth, in completion percentage thirtieth in success rate by any
measure. He is one of the worst quarterbacks right now. I obviously he is he's shown that he can play quarterback manifest.
is. He has a resume that if you can get back to that is worth investing put
we're sitting here to shop watson. It is it's ugly, he also
created a burner account after the
I know I didn't see the the screenshots of that yeah that rule so allegedly from deshawn. I think it was called the twitter account was like gainesville raised or something like that and all the tweets that he had.
We're about to shun watson, replied people who replying to tweets about the browns game, saying not his fault
He doesn't call the plays not his fault give to,
stolen best quarterbacks Nina fell, so he he might be.
we're still standing up for himself he's the last person that believes in Shawn watson, yes, and now I I do feel for browns fans. I I feel like I like browns fans. I really do
and it was a disastrous. I want them. I want them to be happy. They ve been just a dismal franchise for a long time, but to shun watson, I'm it's it's ridiculous: how poorly
he's played since he's come back and then you had obviously the nick chubb injury, which was I I don't know. Nick Chubb is, is probably like one of the most liked guys. I feel like no one. If you're not a browns fan, you love watching nick Chubb play football and and that sucked so bad, because his knee, while chef to try to dupe us Schefter, reported about his knee injury from two thousand and fifteen and phrase it in a way where you read the first part of the tweet and you're like oh, they already diagnosed, he tore everything in his knee. He probably already he probably did.
Everything is knee, but shifter was doing that for clicks. You got some good. You got some good engagement on like a real enough and I keep. I keep shifty notify caissons on during the siege career, so it popped up on my phone. I had the doktor dots, afterward sort said nick job too
where's elsie, our peaceful asia in embryo cartilage, damn here and then dot dot dot and there are opened up and there was into
and fifty and gave me get sent us a gaming. It says he will see if you can recover from this. One is
very good sign when you're running back hurts himself and Willis miguel. He starts training on twitter. Yes, that's that's! That's a big sign that something's wrong!
so crazy, they didn't show the reply. Yes,
it was insane they. These children to more human dying on feel so when it happened job
like an I'm being told that we're not gonna show the replaced that bad as
buck, saying that you hear the crowd rewrite
in pittsburgh
to them. Seeing the replay live
and to me that was almost worse than watching the replay cause. You hear that in its budget pittsburgh fans who
what nick chopper the game? They don't want injured, but they
If they don't want to see him scoring touchdowns against them and the entire crowded pittsburgh, just like, oh dear god, would it I just see so what
What we have to do were basically entrapped into going online and looking for
replay end, it was early. It was not even I don't understand what. When did they start doing that
when did eighty eight ridiculous that your your job is telecast gave you can put a warning before put like it's all. I got
was like. Oh, I want to see how bad is, but, like you watch the gate, why come did because it was crazy.
when Joe bucks says yes, so bad we're, not gonna show it to you. That's like your parents.
Like no. You I like to watch the movie, it's right it in it and then I'm like wow reports.
Yet we can wait till I go to my friends how someone a watch brave yeah it was chosen, show the injury show once your job is to tell us game. It's a pretty important thing that happened in the game, because the browns removing the ball niche about like sixty are
in a quarter and half so, but it that was about as bad as you could get for a month and a football game for the brown
If you're steelers fan you're happy that you got the when you're happy for t J for breaking the sack record, can that
down? There was awesome, hank, the poorly bribes, bad memories, for you see a teacher
It's actually a lot of tweets. It was so funny when heck did that the first time the best and nick was like wait. It says here Derek what derek
that all the blood drains out of her poor hanks face, but
we happy. If your steelers, then you got t J broke the record, you gotta win. You beat a division rival, the streak stays
tat twenty one I just read: they haven't lost on in montenegro,
since nineteen ninety whitehall at home at home as wild
When I went straight home Monday night, football, crazy, strict but you're also like I fucking hate
if coordinator, and I hope that he falls into river on the way home the ass they were so
pittsburgh steelers at the start, the fourth quarter.
We're losing twenty two to nineteen the game.
Negative seven total yards and four in the fourth quarter.
And they won the game, twenty six to twenty two it was. It was basically like you.
watching the game being like the steelers should punt on first down cause. The best chance they have of scoring is to get deshaun watson to fumble again yeah. That was how it felt there are. Their defensive line was absolutely eating. They were everywhere, but that their offense and that third and one call I don't know what maybe it was. You know
a broken play, put kenny on a keeper on thirty one. I think out of the shocking and there it yeah you re, the worst play call every was misdirection and then it
up having like three different alignment in the back field. Edges aims, I'm asking him made no sense, they didn't run a play inside the brown thirty yard line. Yeah, that's pretty bad, so
browns. At least you have weak one. We alone week, one was
was a great wind beat the bangles you killed them smash them all the hopes and then it just week to it feels like eight, there she's an obviously isn't over, but that losing nature
it's it's devastates as bad as it gets. And yes, you dig at home on a pass. Interference on the fauna play the game, but the ball was a shitty pass from the shock. Yet you wasn't gonna cowardly. I was if you
close. They would have called it yeah. We also had the saints in the panthers playing Monday night football. It actually was so to to monitor football games. Where I got one more thing about the the steelers okay, did you notice
the double renegade they do not. They did
double renegade, which they re.
we do at sealer's games like once a seasonal.
can a double renegade. They brought it out and I
It was the next play might have been. The second play after double renegade was played today. What got the scoop scornfully
yeah government, it's legit renegade works. They did that when I went to the Monday night football game last year, two years ago, steelers bears, and they did renegade and was immediate fumble for the bear. Yet it's magic. It's it's how they keep their streak in tat. Yeah obviate does feel like the steelers you're gonna just be a perfect, my tomlin team that they won't go under five,
trade but probably also won't make the playoffs yeah and if I'm steelers Van, I just I wake up wondering what
has met canada done to stick around makin it sucks when he was at. Was he such forever? Yeah he's been bad everywhere, he's gone and for some reason he keeps getting jobs. Sprawly super nice, yeah yeah, probably a supernatural
wait. Sorry about that. Third down play so yeah the other games from canada. Probably in this example, he is ha. He probably they probably gave him the nickname, Matt Canada, because he was weak and inefficient, but super nice.
the other game, so it was the double had her. It was kind of crazy goose. Like two games owes can be offered to my football games when pulled games
I too sucked in their own special ways I
ray. I do actually think that on a double had her kenny pickets, sharm watson, bryce young, Derek car thing to somehow
best quarterback taste miller, pretty good. He looks really good.
and a high yet the panthers I there we said it was Steve smith they're. Just it's not a price young things like there's. No one is getting separation Adam deal and is trying to make moves in and they have no. He has no time and I can't really judge what I'm seeing because
it's not it's not easy for the one thing I didn't like about braces he'd, he doesn't realise yet the deepened suppliers are fast,
he tries to scramble out of line, uses legs to just by some time, keep looking down field and he was just getting hit left and right
it does that too yeah. You can just run away and just gets killed. You get hit from behind you like how that guy catch up to me that didn't happen in alabama yeah, but the saints, the saints and panthers I mean that was a very boring game. Derek Carr had a terrible interception, the ass off he did. It was actually electric. I bet every quarterback thrown interception pressure was one who didn't oh really
yeah. Everyone else threw an interception. Yet there was. There was one point where it was like four turnovers, both games had double turnover is going on within probably like a five minute span. Yeah, it was like. Why am I watching this? Oh yeah cause it's football, it's football and we watch it yeah and they Andy Dalton got to come in for a sneak that was kind of exciting andy, Dalton and Josh mccown standing next to each other, all hair team yeah. That was that was a big moment, but yeah they did that game. I guess it's better.
If there was a doubleheader, although I still- and this is for people who have more than one t v- ah the e s, p, n or sorry. One game was on espaa. That game was on a b c or espaa to the a b c and yes pin the george pickens touchdown. We found out about it before it happened because they changed the score bug on the
please answer saints gave way. It was at an app thing where you I don't know what it was. I was watching the game on on the app to yet might be like live tv
who can I was very happy I was. It was not like significant timing, but it was the score changed. I looked down. George pickens caught the ball as well. This is going to house yeah and george pickets such psycho. I love
I do think he's the perfect amount of insane when he tried to jump. When you try to hurdles. Someone for note, like the guy, was standing upright issues like
good job in the EU and actually kind of one way young, because the guy was that what was that it was a hit. The guy like tried to catch him, because it was like a dance movers like flashed in
yeah yeah I'll catch, you spin around george, he didn't try jump.
Try hurdle right.
he didn't, he didn't lose his balance. He just jumped up in the air what he he gets sick. He gets the zumiez to get him the ball, because he's he's going to he's going to freak if he doesn't get the ball yeah and the steelers also I they're often just looks so slow, Naji Harris. I dunno why he got so slow, I dunno
its painful watch, how slowly was he always slow? No, he was not that slowed album. He wasn't
burner year, but it wasn't that I feel it
the inner even is his rookie year. His great plays were jumping over people which helps to do and then
I like running into somebody and bowling them over for like three yards, but he puts the guy in a poster right, but I don't. I don't think he was ever super fast in the nfl, but he looks
lower somehow and he's got caught, he's not able to break it today
thousands to the outside he's can tackle right
and he had one played out. There is one place where you get stopped in the back field and then ran around the edge. Can you pick it to an awesome blow
It's really latest shoulder to the guy that, but, besides that its yet painful to watch the seals, orphans and
Another thing if I'm steelers van, we gotta,
something about my tomlins challenged situation.
so back and I think it so funny how bad it is. It's very very funny feels like a bit at this point, because those show the reply we did when one though no
think there was an actual challenge. They didn't, they didn't sentinel. I think he tried to
it, but it was already overcrowded. He should get credit. He would have gotten that one should get credit for what the play was at the amari cooper catch yeah and he threw the flag after they just showed the replay and and troy aikman was like that's just a great catch by
cooper yet- and you saw the two feet down
tom. Let us not watching the same game. Whoever does he have a challenge guy or I think his chin.
this guy is his players and his players.
Since a back.
we'll always up to you like that. I didn't catch, there's, no way that I gotta catch on. I like how we challenge zeal because he challenges how any of us would challenge just pure frustration. So it's not like that. It's a fifty fifty
We gotta go, look at it. It's for cod. We give up that long. Third,
This is a legal challenge.
Yeah? We that's exactly how I would challenge the and he does. I wish that play. Didn't happen right: can we can we just redo? There's a there's, a mechanism in the unifil, where you can eliminate a play? I don't care
about what the rules are behind it, I'm just going to throw the flag that makes the play go by he's constantly doing like basketball. Just check ball check, ball, atop yeah! Let's reset this
Is it so bad software was sober we ve talked about on the show, but there should be like in a fellow coaches are great at watching football. They don't watch enough, they watch film, but they dont watchful.
On tv from the angles that we watch right. We're back.
at knowing when you should, though, the challenge flagged and nfl coaches are right. If there's somebody out there that just spends all day sunday,
night, monday, all night, thursday, all day saturday, watching for poor. You are,
at knowing when to challenge cause than an actual nfl had guessed Malcolm
we'll ten thousand hours I've watched more football that fell head coach, we're exe,
it's not like a brag. You then you'll, think alike.
No, but talk about football, the actual,
Gay we ve wife nor model more rights than that's it. That's when you're making the decision again piety said it's not film like how do I beat this defence?
Obviously, coaches are way better that at us, but we're talking about actual game.
Footage. Broadway yeah, like the NBC it angle where the zoom in real tight coaches don't know what that is no idea there. Even though the align they don't know the green zone yeah, they don't know the pylon cam, I dunno the sky. Can I correct jerry last night the airlines not official cause, he was like look
as I did to me, why not a fish to be fair to jeer. They'd, never say that on yeah see you soon in when they first on very well. They don't say it is much more. The first building all tat
I was it was like mad. An evil centre reminder to everyone, yellow and not either
I think anybody that watches football knows that the yellow lines aren't efficient yeah, but he is, he gets confusing. Sometimes you watch too much football or at rich eisen, twitter, bio. What the airlines unofficial! He is. That's kenwyne, rich as fucking good one, that's how he got us there
Let's talk what no, I was gonna make a joke, but I'm not going to say the joke might as well say. No, no! You guys somebody who'd know what the joke was.
Ok, we'll be cheap, shouted, heck, quarterback
I you do and back jones is driving on the roads. The yellow line artificial there
coming out, he's a lighthouse to find a way get home.
speak in the lead
Let's talk hank
I I I reached out one. So we
It is through the lighthouse, we're we should go.
Burned down. I got a multiple invites: can we
like amazon, useless and on what argue lighthouse. Looking like us. Listen we'll start, but let us when hank stops, bringing
Every upshot alexandrovitch inviting us hank since you brought it up. I do have a lighthouse update for you too. I did
I reached out, unites its coastguard.
commander you. I did this well, I, while I heard back from the coastguard active yes, the active wittingly,
active as they are. Are you look at those guys credentials or somebody's retired guys? It's! The start spouting off beers aims is to get the media hank. He is a commander current.
Commander. I salute their commander act, Matt, crawl, director. U s coastguard this motion picture and television liaison off ok, so this is free up. Love! He's a commander commander! Respect the commander.
To commander part money
commander of television. Can a finnish something you no one here. The facts sounds like all you want to do is talk about the lighthouse
My name is perfectly calm turn I do the parma take sports for remorseful sports, I'm writing to you concerning a matter of public debate surrounding lighthouses, which I endorse:
and fall under the purview of the united states course. Coastguard recently,
dispute has emerged regarding the legitimacy of the new two hundred eight foot tall quote lighthouse. That was
structure that you let stadium it was built to replace the old lighthouse
which was rendered obsolete due to being completely blocked up by the stadiums new jumbotron
on one side of the debate or patriots fans who claim that this is the tallest lighthouse in the united states hank. The team
made numerous public statements that regard and many support.
The organization believe it to be true,
on the other side of the debate or those who recognise the cape hatteras lighthouse as being the tall us. U S, lighthouse in ITALY.
Let's stadium lighthouse qualifies as being the tallest. We must then
that lady liberty herself, which actually function at one
as a lighthouse would be the rightful holder, the title as she stands, nearly a hundred feet taller
gillette stadium structure and is on water. I wanted to ask for it
discords, official opinion on the matter, given the public discourse surrounding the claims. Publications of note, such as a sports business journal, have taken to reach,
detailing the gillette stadium press releases and backing their claims as
Imagine this has led to a lot of confusion commit a back good morning. Thank you for reaching
I attached or lighthouse fact sheet. That should help answer so ones
clearly less cape hatteras as the tallest, which refers the total length of the structure itself.
This is why the statue of liberty at a hundred fifty one feet without her pedestal would not be considered the tallest
Kate mendocino is actually the highest above sea level at five and fifteen. I hope you'll
there's enjoy these lighthouse facts and
let me know if you have any additional question did
per the united states coastguard. The cape
Address lighthouse. Is the official tallest lighthouse in the united states, not you're fucked up through Gacy peace
bullshit. Well, I dunno. When did they update those records? Maybe it's like today because the guy wrote me back no, but like maybe it's like that's, you know like old. I don't have to eat like old games. To imply and say are the? Are these updated? As of today I asked him the question on sat
He wrote me back yesterday, but it is a very new lighthouse. Yemen is the general guidelines.
no he says what what did you open? The attachment I did open. The attachment at los ANG again did have maybe needs we opted. Ethical matting gave equality till the next year for an updated rospoli of t, you gotta reply and we gotta opted to people on friday, tallest lighthouse, cape hatteras, north carolina, that's a fascist reply and be like as this current as of today.
September twentieth either on friday will let everyone know when we do or lighthouse segment
It was interesting that the coastguard itself
That is why I think that the director of television, the command he's a commander commander, show some fucking respect.
so you're lighthouses stolen valor? No, it's not!
No it's not your clay
That is a lighthouse when, in fact, in euros gloomy it's a tall, ass, late ass. It is the task that we will find out we'll find out what we do the follow up.
But we had to make some calls on another critical.
How's gallagher, other commanders
you bring your facts in peer to bring a lover fact off here, either
than commander general. I don't ask me to staff commander, you general yeah. I think the coastguard as june was do that. I don't know.
ok, well, either way, let's le socks, some college football before we get to some college football team
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We can start alabama washed alabama is so washed on nick saving is so bad a coating football big cat. He is one of the worst football coaches and college. Did you see
the video of nick even coming they had. So they played. U s f.
If there was a weather delay and they were coming into lock room, it was just pouring on them and they covering the lock room, and there was like a maybe a three second video of nick Saban walking little lock room, wet,
tired sad- and that was the first time where I was like. Oh nick saban, like they're the thoughts my creep in like why the fuck am I doing this.
Yeah does make a lot of sense in less nick saving is a type of hyper competitive coach where he wants to put together a solid season without having a good quarterback at all, yet so jailer millrose back back to being the starter, it does feel different, then, the past times that albania has put unquote been pin down because even like, when you look at the last time they were outside of the top. Ten was maybe twenty fifteen
and I believe they won a national title a year. So like every time you look for alabama stat. That is like ooo alabama trending down it's like. Well, then, then they won a national title within a year of that. Yet
doesn't look good, though, like I don't, I don't see a way that they climb out into contention in the scc with the current roster that they have with this current program that they have in place right now, he'll probably get like a beast of a quarterback next year. They'll be fine, because I it's not like Nick saban stopped recruiting
the lead, defence of players and elite scope, as it always does not in allowing Lyman it they're, probably actually one piece of work, and they also
the craziest part is its. I think that
we're, so you sell them, are obviously being so dominant. It's not that they. They have quarterbacks that or if you look at em they're, all top recruits and their guys that were here
the coming out of high school, it just hasn't translated, so jailer mill back to being the starter. Yeah shooting gets the right move, because
least with jail a mill row, even though the throwing is not really there. You can at least make explosive plays running. The question just occurred to me big cat.
Did we texas is back herself the same way that we texas is backed herself back in like twenty seventeen?
Would they be when they beat down yeah, they beat it down. Well, texas, struggled with wyoming yeah. I know I mean they ended up winning by like twenty eight, but the fourth quarter. I think we might have
it's ourselves into a corner on that, because it's bad. Everyone thought that this was like a huge win against an elite program. That's going to dominate this year, maybe not win a national championship, but at least be a relic
Thirdly, our bam alike and they win a big game, primetime everybody's watching it, and then they go. This struggle the neck
week now, I'm sorted out doubt my entire texas is gonna, make the the college football players take. Well, it feels like this college for policies, and I hope I'm right, because these are the best college for seasons.
Ones really that good, because you had also georgia struggling with south carolina in the first half. I think georgia's.
They'll very, very good. Don't get me wrong, but because there,
Google is so weak were
to be able to say who have they played all year long
you know. Michigan has not played a team. Yet they did, they ve been rolling through people.
You saw organ struggle. A texas tech washing had actually been dominant, but like
Maybe everyone is there's a lot of really good teams, but no superpower team, which I love- that's the best college football. I love it. It's going to be chaos to stretch. I can't wait for it and I think that I think alabama is going to be good, but I am concerned about the fact that Texas may have
the fraudulent alabama team will find out that we're going to find out this weekend schedule so awesome, but before we get to this weekend, there is a very important update that we have to give on iowa's quest for answer for twenty five points per game. I bet the team to
well over an iowa thinking in the back of my head he's got a chance to rack up some points this week after starting twenty points. Twenty four points: there were only averaging twenty two going into this weekend and then Brian Ferenc keeps his offense on the field. They go for it on fourth down
to try to that it also covered the spread, but also just gave the meaningless points. It was forty one to ten, as opposed to being thirty. Forty tonne currently cover the spread and they hit the team total over bringing their average up to a whopping twin.
Eight point, three points, museum, good right now, he's out, ignored or happy valley. This week it buddy sit as good as it stands right now, yeah there I mean
so funny that
scenes, while fans being like Slis sub talking about as you put it in his contract. Yet it's a while it's like saying when the card was put in color murray's contract, hey, you have to watch actual film and video games all the time. We're going to talk about it because
There is also a fun storyline to keep track of. Yes, it is I'm
The other big story obviously is colorado and we saw an electric atmosphere. Nine point: three million people watch on Saturday night leak kick off, colorado, colorado state was
such a fun game to watch. It was like a game and then also a sideshow of who can we interview on the sidelines and just you know, the late hits the Travis
who heard or injured, morgan morgan hurt or injured, lacerated liver yeah. I think that's
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johnson, is hung over yeah and so taking the morgan and morgan, our wonderful sponsor, hurt or injured he had. He did a twitch stream where he was dressed up as a kangaroo cheetah. I dunno what he was dressed. His wear pajamas,
rough pajama, giraffe pajamas. He had some look like some animal pillows in the background, yet a police station controller pillow,
and he was like? I wouldn't put it it's so funny because he's like one of the best athletes and he's it's it's kind of cool he's. I I feel, like he's, going to get big time sponsorship, just by being whenever an athlete is also a nerd yeah,
it was like. What's this he's got a race car bed yeah, but he he said he would have kept playing if it weren't for the doctors will take for the doctors like hey dude, you have an internal injury that is very bad yeah. That was a dirty ass hit that he talked to on the sideline. So he had like three or four steps to prepare himself. The safety did that was coming in three or four subs to pull up and then just laid into them. It was a it was. It was bad and I feel bad for Travis hunter, obviously that he had as a tough injuries.
when your coach after you lacerate, deliver your coaches like yeah? He should be back in three to four weeks. Yeah I'd be like, let's just give it, let's give it a couple of days to see how it's doing before we say that I feel bad for him that he's going to have to sit out that he he's dealing with that injury, but I also feel bad for us as college football fans. So we don't get to watch
and I also feel bad for the kid who obviously was a late hit dirty hit, but it was kind of ridiculous, like I guess, by the time the game ended
His phone number, his address his parents, phone numbers, parents address, had been left on the internet. People were going pretty crazy, Adam dion did did a good job today of like dino dampening that down by just being like what. What is everyone doing like its it? We ve made our peace, it was a dirt.
Had put. We can't like this is crazy. I also there are some people are saying that he should be kicked out. The ncr ay, I actually thought surgery. German J german jackson had to
take on it. He said your old you all doing too much now bra terrible play here
been a Jacky
As soon as I see that hit, I would have a jack him, but to see
to be banned from competing college. Football ever again is crazy dog you all acting softest fuck. I like that. Take
What would it take? It takes all the like all the agreed
out of him he's
and your dirty laid it like. If somebody was on the sidelines assigned to jack off my uncle via its birth,
tat in the middle of a game. He, Antonio brow, it's probably still the honesty
It also would have been embarrassing formula to common front every year to classic mixed up
the words sound similar to jack jack jack, but yeah the colorado. So I have a question for you guys. I don't I obviously we are in a different position because we know dion personally, why. Why is dion getting so
Hey I dont get it. I so is again hate. I think people are rooting for colorado to lose very badly and I think they will lose gets organ
I don't know why people are rooting for them to win yeah they're like the most bad team. Yeah. No, I know the facts. I'm saying, though people it feels like a lot of people want colorado again like danny canal, which was very funny because Danny canal went after dion, and then someone pointed out that the last past, Danny canal, through as a starter, was a pick six to dion
like maybe this is why they're just a baby, I'm way off put it up. It is a very
fun story. I you love in sports when someone talks the talk and then backs it up, I do think they'll probably lose to Oregon, but it's fucking, it's it's the college football store in the first month. The I think. Maybe people are just
You were talking about colorado, I don't know, I don't want any berwin, they had the iraq- I don't know I know so sick, but the whenever someone
pig the haters come out. I don't know I've only got around, for I don't think they're out. Yet I think it's still a fund store that most people arrival or if they lose like with organ when the hated windy visor and are the guy that where's visor norville when he was like yeah take off my glasses. My hat, when I talk to dots, are so my mom tommy everybody was like this guy fucked up yeah. I think people rooting for colorado when causes a funny story.
And especially like you can't. You can talk about dion, but also his players are pretty good, like his son was legitimately one of the best quarterbacks in division, one football, and he said what is this: his nose his second, his second come from behind win in the fourth quarter. Yeah. Ninety eight, your drive. Ninety eight, your drive, he's legitimately awesome, he's fun to watch. He seems like a nice guy dion, I think, for
was part has been likeable dionne. He hasn't cross that line where it's like. Ok dionne is now like being overclocking, making it too much about himself. That will probably happened at some point. If they be organ, if they continue to win, then you'll get people rooting against him, but I feel like, for the most part,
it's ninety percent for colorado yeah. I think, there's a lotta love. I just I. I guess I'm more just expecting. What's going to happen, yeah like how they're frauds, like no they're playing a really good oregon team in autzen stadium, it's going to be a very difficult game. If dion was the coach of florida state and he was having a lot of success right off the bat, I think people will be like I'm sick of dion. I hope somebody beats him, but the fact that it's colorado
that has been so bad for so long and they just I just saw today they sold out the rest of their season and older and it's the first time. That's ever happened, and they probably did that before they realized that the? U s c game is going to be ten a m local time or that stinks as tough for college kids yeah. They want to get the big noon kickoff. So ten, a m! U s c will be playing game clock. Nine am yeah,
we get it. We have to think this. Ok, danny was that's a given. That's like the free space in the center. We are sovereign online bingo like who, what other college football, pandit or media member will be the first to turn on,
I think it might be urban who
I feel like earlier on. I hope to coach thing: that's never stop!
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be I'm a colorado's, an awesome awesome story to watch yeah, it's really really all like. Sometimes it's fun, I think what it what I'm thinking about it is.
it's similar to like Conor mcgregor? One conor mcgregor would talk his shit and then backed it up over and over people loved it and then, when he loses, it's like the avalanche comes yeah. So it's maybe like I'm anticipating the avalanche, but no matter what already colorado seasons as success. They won one game last year. I think it's going to Stanford steve, I think stanford staple with the first turn on dion yeah that piece of shit. We didn't get him back on the show. Yet we do gotta get him back on the show are other college football stories at penn state looks good max you ready for iowa. Ah yeah. There is smoke iowa, who and ohio state no rooms going to be awesome on saturday, so many good games, so many good games, I'm trying to I have to fly on saturday at some point and there's no good time to fly yeah. Do we also had my my favorite quote of the week was from uti as a head coach, Jeff, traylor and after
a loss. I believe it was friday night. He said: frustrating man, there's gotta, be an easier way to make a living somewhere else yeah as good as good sonic confidence. I like that you do you do the seasons going while you're like what, if I just what, if I just did like moss
Didn't that guy also say like I miss the days when kickers and punters could smoke cigarettes and drink yeah he's gonna got back when you could have fun in america. He's fun, though you can't spell nut sack without you tsh. That's what chaps taught me. That's a fact, but yeah this weekend is going to be awesome, I'm very, very excited in colorado. Oregon, like I do think Oregon. I think oregon's gonna win by a lot. Oh I I know what I want to say: hank you went to the michigan state bar, yet washington I might
I might have to put a future washing their sole electric. Washing look, really good news. Regular exceed seven hundred plus your phoenix is good.
Michigan state has a quarter back, the can throw and they can tackle and defence. Those seem import.
one of the worst combinations you can have. It was tough. So what's next, how are the fans were quick to give us a low down on which the vibrate
with michigan state. Oh yeah, you get our milk melt. Sucker report now tug report is that their number two preseason rank college basket
everyone cavalry and like yet. It is kept me in like good report our last, while team is going to be sick sense. I don't worry about it. I wouldn't worry or job we're very disease in rank number two. There was, I mean, there's a lot of people there that that's a crazy thing, even though the brass go was terrible, Michigan say was terrible, like the people show up, they were expecting when I thought it might happen and then
a thirty five peace than the first? Yes, so who? What's this weekend, Iowa.
Gonna foreshadow is ours
maybe purdue on Friday night against wisconsin, you motherfucker war. I gotta I
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now. Seventy seven twenty hayek will have died away is heavily kiss of death. If I do, I would they're gonna lose. If I do penn state we do pensee with max dear I got
some penn state bodies come to town this weekend,
because you cannot come to kiss. Her cannot come that you should do it it's friday night.
Good. For you begin to stop Jake he's gonna,
they're gonna, win or lose your robin I've been don't do it do it? What are you I? Don't care hague question peace, a shocker fiction? It would be good for the show. If your boiler makers be big,
badgers. I wanna be a boiler maker. The browser- I don't know what you're doing
I don't know what else to do. I gotta, you know, laying the big drum purdue might be playing in Evanston neil Armstrong to do
throwing. Should we put was pretty on the road. I should do ohio state. This is the game to get up for
true true
would be the most electric atmosphere through go with more anarchy, and it's here and it's a three point- spreads you're, not gonna, get blown out. I could call,
you can sell. It is easier to address these issues and if you became a buck I found tat. I would hate that would actually be very funny. Just Rowan reduce patron.
It's cowboys st jean shorts? You have for the cowboys yeah yeah, okay yeah. You should do that. That's the reason why I'm so excited for that game. Let me see what produce schedule. I think they do play in Evanston. I didn't even play it. I think there's a game at wrigley this year, ooh yeah, which would be fun alright. Well, your your team's! Yes! So far, mitt! What's of combined score, I think seventy seven twenty one likes double check that, but we lost a diamond with Allah Akbar enough.
just like fuck this. What's your statement on MEL tucker, hank, good riddance know you number two in basketball. Never do that. What are you talking about? Number two in basketball? Did it it's? It's pretty easy number two in basketball, Iowa's playing at northwestern at wrigley dhabi fun. Maybe that's the northwest yeah yeah! Fifty I'll go with you rude on my wildcat, my dukes one. You see that yeah. This should have been the the sun belt championship from last year. The jamie was not allowed to play and because of antiquated ncaas rules, but we went to troy, we won. Sixteen fourteen utah state would take care of business. Then maybe some people are saying game day game day in harrisonburg will see game day. Okay, let's do hotseat chill thrown and hotseat chill throne is brought to you by our friends at coors light game day just got a whole lot chiller, because this season, you can take your whole tailgate to the next level, with the coors light chill thrown the only seat, specifically designed for tailgating all game day long with features like bluetooth speakers.
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on the! U s is lost over a hundred million dollars jets last week, aha, zero tragedy and that a new jail I wanna go is pretty good
so for while these they have thirty five lightning the authority by lightning they lost. It is that we want
it is, and then it turns out that it crashed and there were that it got hacked. How I mean I don't know
get hacked I mean. Have you seen the inside of one of these things are pretty poor, poor piloting, it could have been sounds like you, don't respect the truth. It could have been poor piloting it could have been. I saw one report that he might have flown directly into a storm or she probably she.
but then they had to bail out and reject and the plane kept flying and it went like seventy miles and crashed.
That's insane, then, it is crazy that we were unable to find this plan for twenty four hours. The craziest part is that the military asked americans for help me
bad. It used to be back in the day back when the military before went woke. When we just
I shall bomber that had a nuclear armed bomb on it into a swamp in north carolina, and then we just pretend it didn't happen for forty years and that's how I used to do things back when men were men. Now we crash one at thirty five in the gulf
hops on twitter is like hey. Can you help us track this thing down with a crash yeah? They? Basically they crowdsource looking for the eighty million doubt for the future of american warfare, yeah here big boom on Saturday. Yes, we know we found it. I dunno I dunno forget how tank there was. One report that came out yesterday at the marine corps issued guidance, saying like hey we're grounding all these flights to do. I guess just like safety, prep and stuff and everyone's like. Oh, they must be hacked. I don't think they get hacked, I don't think they get hacked trying to send weather balloons or china. China, china, bring on the weather balloons will shoot donald weather.
My eyes closed. Does a year like it in the chinese pockets. Why sounds like nobody got hacked here?
Could you be a pilot, not look at the fuckin weather
I dunno not real. I'm going to take out the f thirty five for quickspin hope. It's not raining. Maybe chance may be trying to hack the weather yeah and they made the storm.
is that hank, that's true too,
here you are you're. Just try to me now rob
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ass would have lighthouse yeah that a real life, it's just that I had not had ever get lost, get some tall begins.
I'm never going to start with. The lighthouse makes you every time I take what you shall. We should go.
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That's why the sri lankan islands? Why does he have to? U hate this argument ass, much ass tall
he's better questions, why do you keep bringing it up,
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after three seconds left in the game down, ten was to avoid getting
Matthew stafford hurt oh yeah, it's it's tough! Yet a lot of quarterbacks her to kneel down. Did you see? Did you see how we were thinking? We we're going to get a downfield play and have enough time to kick a field goal going to onside kick.
Then, once we got down there we you said: let's kick the bill.
Did you see also reveal was like
I join the zoom for blondes press conference in. Let me in
very suspicious for not letting a gambling reporter and like a dude revealed. Maybe you just annoying like that. Probably was it is,
times that here, the simplest, simplest explanation is the right one. Do you write a thing with revelatory? Why
Why does everyone keep blocking me from all these things? They must be afraid of my reporting yeah. They don't want to hear the truth. Now we just don't want to hang out with you. It's pretty simple, even if it's on a zoom, alright you're hot
Children p. I thought I was actually gonna. Do the lighthouse on the on the hot seat, because if we reach out to the coastguard for comment, but we
go ahead without up a guy at one real. It again here.
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and also the blacklist should not have us trying to book. Guess like Tiffany gomes. Yes, we're trying to book correct so
We gave you see it's just a regular booking.
If you see us interacting with tiffany, please be cool about it, we're not being horny. We just we'd like to interview her and get her story. Her side of things pfc is trying to get her on the show, and I I damned her I said: hey what's up tiffany thanks for the follow. My co host and good friend Pft is a pretty awesome dude. I think you
connected, but wanted to give you the heads up that he rocks our well yeah. I do wrong italy couple true things in a statement number one eyed iraq, I'm a pretty awesome dude and I have made contact with tiffany gomes and, I think,
interesting, coming on show. So now everybody be chill, be very cool. Don't fuck! This up means they call dibs yeah. So
after I said. Ok, I'm going to try it on the show means just goes. Oh, she felt part my take too
do you ever hear that he said again. He was like you guys, woman dimmer. You know me.
we're good. We got it. We got abroad that guided me your problem, you want you stand over there
daddy's bring it. Ok. Does your land is plain, but I will respect ips storm shut. The fuck up
Ah, my call thrown his bills: mafia yeah bills, mafias back big terry. I saw this big time
so there was a bills fan on sundays game with raiders in town that got naked. I believe you might have
make. It no is covered in shit. He was on lsd, cope drunk and he was covered in human shit, any jumped into a pit at the bills, new stadium site, and he got charged trespassing, which I'm sorry I thought those america guys can have fun. In amerika we can't pickers, can't smoke cigarettes, drink beer and an ability fanned can't take lsd, crazy and climb into the future.
The buffalo bill crazy. I love this bills, mafia, I feel like it's been a while, since we ve seen a crazy bills van story, so it's good to have this back in the system
I taking lsd, probably saw the future he probably took. Lsd saw the site that there were going to construct the stadium at so I'm going to go, watch a bills game in the future at their future home. Yes,
and he was he happened to be covered in shit. I don't know, but anyway I dunno how that happy, but whatever he was twenty nine years old, we all make mistakes when we're younger, but I feel like bills. Mafia is officially back, but he's barely an adult.
So as a kid twenty nine years old, I don't. I don't like the fact that I have to deal with this going into the bills plain. The commanders this weekend feels like things, are breaking the right way for the bills.
There want to know, since the sky, climbed into the future stadium on lsd, naked and shit, and maybe it's a win one for the poop acid guy. It might be yeah. This could be an acid but yeah. I feel a little nervous about that, but I am happy for bills, fans back to their old
yes, I my heart sitting to the first is russ.
It's a wilson. Ah, he might have to go back to and a wristband, so Shaw. Sean payton was like we're not getting the plays in in time. It was very funny cause. Champagne was like I'm frustrated, we're not getting the calls out. We might get a wristband and then Russell Wilson got interviewed right after and he was like. I thought we were doing a great job. Yeah like we like, maybe
one or two times you didn't, but yet we we rock that. Can somebody explain to me what the issue is with wearing wristband? I know a lot of quarterbacks: don't want to wear one, they might steal it, they might go. What do you mean that that he might steal it or they might take the risk they might take it? So ross is just being a good guard, very cautious, yes, okay and then my other
seat is the temporary bay so that a new stadium, common o put out some pretty cool. Ah future graphics.
stadium and I didn't really look closer
when they were doing that causes a bunch of fans walking this beautiful concourse and one of whom was wearing a wonderful
josie. Oh now, Jake's favour play.
What's their authors thing in saint peat, which I guess people wanted them close,
the Tampa, oh, is that a rivalry from Tampa I mean Tampa is just more centrally located for pizza pie. People forget, there's no actual city called Tampa bay, yeah its tampons, it's just the water, it's in the bay, it's true yeah, but that stuff yeah wander franco, jersey, you gotta, you gotta, do one last look to make sure yeah you gotta yeah, every single piece of
promotion, material that comes out have a guy with a magnifying glass gap that, whereas all the vienna and then my other or my children,
running back so obviously the new job injury was terrible, but thankfully rubber, given the third is back on it. So he said after
game, and if all running backstreet, to have another zoom meeting and figure out.
Way, to make sure what has happened to seek one barkley nick chopper doesn't happen again underpinning top level running back because they have a higher injury chance and then over using them is bonkers.
Barkers sgi trees, the one person in the world who thought that zooming meaning did anything yeah. I think so he's, as this reads like a tweet, that we would send as a joke, but he having serious so I think it will
I saw the news came out right before the new job injury that the inner fell is now filing a grievance against the nfl pda, because apparently an allegedly- and this is true- but allegedly during that zoom meeting the running backs- discussed ways that they can maintain a little but a leverage or gain leverage and they threw out there,
painting or exaggerating injuries? That's when they shouted, and so apparently nick chopper, just faked his knee falling apart life, which is wild,
but no apparently on the zoom call. This is what they appear. Somebody discussed like. Maybe we could just like play up injuries little bit more and then that would give us the opportunity to not have a real injury happen, and then we get to the contract sooner with our bodies intact. So I dunno
if the interval, what the Ethel heard about that and now they're saying we need to attack the players association. I love
Two three new that going into that the players had this master stroke, this fourteen dimensional just move like faking hamstring, the agone put just barge trees being like here's a solution, others do
I will figure this out can't have these injuries happened. Let's get a zoom to talk about how we can't have injuries happiness. More could have been an email, rg, three yeah yeah, so good good job, but maybe the running back should get onto the resume okay jake.
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tournament, wanna, rents and I'll, be ok him over the last four who get you in terms of respect for the roadmap. For the above reasons, we should, but this is like when we say we could step on the fuel nina, fell in the eye and rush for five yards. Now we would dine about used to pick a ballplayer it whose
mlp he's p he's gonna put when three your jake you're ready for the mlp. I can do it yet.
I'll play with them. If you're not multiplayer player, listening I'll play with it, as we can.
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On a very special guessed, it is las vegas, raiders quarterback Brian hoyer, who has been on many team superbowl champion as well. I should say,
do you get, introduces your ball champion by using only are playing a game. You'll get used to introduce that way, but I wasn t yeah, that's bullshit you!
You are a super bowl champion you're on the roster you're in the team picture. That's yet what unites thinking about this,
I of your memory. Assuming we met,
We were down there in atlanta at that restaurant was me sunni and ted keris, and we were at that. I think it's called ooh media that sushi place, and we we that was the first time ever met you.
Yes, I always about that robin in malaysia them with a suitable. He has a good luck in the game and I think you're like that. I hope I don't play
game. Yeah look at could be a problem that we have
yeah, you are we in fact quarterback never know. Yes, oh look,
Let's start their commitment. You obviously started as well actually should say and in this might be bring a bad thing
but the browns year that you got the starting job and that thursday night game, I think it was
got hurt. I believed I was like this.
Is it the brine lawyer? You know local kid,
this is going to be the guy for the brown, so I dont know if you have those seem thoughts going through your head, but I really
did feel it I was like.
for many years as like a big. What if I prying wherewith guy
Trust me, I saw north tour around here. He was the offensive coordinator and his son, scott coaches. Our the f out here he's like man. If you ever would have frickin learned how to slide mood. All maybe they'll still be there, and you know it just. It was bad timing. It was like obviously like childhood dream. You know, I grew up in cleveland,
rupture for the browser for they laughed and then all of a sudden I'm play for the remaining in. You know if Michael
we just hadn't got stuck in that grass or kiko Alonso hadn't hit me at the same time like you, never know, but there's a lot of those what ifs and in a long career- and you know I got a chance to start again the next year and unfortunately it just didn't work out, but you know I'm happy to still be playing and
and I've learned a lot over fifteen years yeah. I remember that year I actually went to a browns game. I was driving through ohio and it was brine hoyer face on mister,
oh billboard, and on the other loved you they loved. You know
and the draft data home out, while you are in well you're in cleveland,
and I ain't right yeah. I remember we went to like a little premier from that. That was pretty cool. I thought that the quarterback that they had for the brown was like loosely based around you. Did you ever feel it?
Well, it's funny cause. I had just kind of like
That movie was already in production before I even kind of got there cause. I remember I got there in twenty
thirteen and they had already wrapped up all the all the shooting, but it was it was funny cause. Then I gotta go see this from and it's like a kind of was like the same thing like: are they going to drop this high prove how prideful our high profile quarterback early and the you know the gym was like nah we're sticking with you we're going to draft this running back and this linebacker, and he knows it was kind of a cool cool story, but yeah didn't work out.
in real life yeah. I never even put that together, but you're right, it was like it was. The same thing was like an injured quarterback that was coming back from from something
but he was god he was salaries better quarterback than the team seen lockdown was like this.
how did they write this before? It happened, happened the prime hazy. So this always a tough cautious, because you, you have been a back up the majority of your career yeah. Ah, what makes a good backup- because I we have this
meet all the time on twitter words like some star quarterback decides retires like while he would be better than all these backups
but they don't understand that, like being a backup, quarterback, I think, is more than just a like talent. It's there's you gotta, be a guy in the locker room. You gotta be able to help the starter all these things. What in your minds, you are a phenomenal backup quarterback. What are your minds like? He is that recipe for being a good backup quarterback. You are
it like. I was kind of a backup in two separate parts of my career. Like obviously beginning I'm, a young guy learning from Tom Brady or day in day out like was I prepared to like, go in and do well if
don't happen to him? Probably not as prepared as I would as I am now, without the experience that I've had but
Those years when you're a back up, it's all about. So
in it in and learning in,
and obviously be ready to play and you'll get outta wraps. But you know it's a girl
it was a great learning experience for me and then I had a chance to play for a bunch of you know: different teams, cleveland your team, Chicago Houston, and then you kind of gain this. You know obviously the playing experience and you learn from those those instances and then you know I went back to new england on the back and tom up and it was a different scenario because I'd actually played And- and I think he valued my opinion a little bit more than when I was
it's rookie guy who had never done anything and we, you know, had a great relationship and I'd be there on the sideline to see things and- and you know, but he comes to the sideline like hey what you know what they plant on down
you know I'm trying to watch him be eyes from him from the sidelines. While also you know being ready to play and a big thing about know back in tama up was you know, as he got older, he couldn't practice every day. So you know it'd be it'd, be my responsibility to go in there and keep the team going and have a good practice, and which was great because it prepared me for the game that week and then you know, then you become a backup to a young guy like mack Jones and it's
What about you don't take any rubs cause? He needs every rep and just try to impart the wisdom that you know you've learned over the years and and now here backing of jimmy- and you know, kind of the same thing haven't been in. You know our offense of system for a long time. It's you know yale, try to help him where he he needs help
if you asked for it and at the same time you know be ready to play like you know. The first drive of the season,
He ran the ball scrambled got hit. They had to take him out to make sure it was ok in its boundaries.
I stayed there. You just never know when it's going to be- and you know That'S- that's probably the most most difficult.
artists, you go to the game day and you have to be mentally prepared to play, but you may not play it all right, and so I always found it easier as a starter, because at least you have the week go in, you know, and the offense takes the field you're going out there and you're prepared to play sixty minutes. Did you just a quick follow up on that? Have you ever had a moment in your career where, like the defense is just teeing,
off on the starting, offense and and the quarterback gets hurt and you're like oh fuck. I don't want to do this, I mean not that I don't want to do it as it is the role, but oddly enough of all the years that I've been a backup quarterback, it's only been one or two times where I've had been thrust into action,
which is kind of crazy, when you think of the the for the most notable was when I played in the colts with, and I was backing up, jacoby brissett and a lot of times like when the place called I'm like alright, there's a chance that he's going to get hit here- and I remember it was a play- was like a quick.
Asked and I didn't even think in then all of a sudden the plays over I'm looking at where the ball was completed and you hear the whistles and I'm like you know what happened, and I look in jacoby down. I'm like how did how did you
I heard on this play. You know what I mean, but one of one of the linemen had fallen into his knee and and I'd only been there for like four or five weeks I came at the end of training camp and I get in the game and I'm like god, please,
call someplace that I know everyone has a better reason why we caught a run plague and I'm looking at the defence replace dealers in this.
I run the left me like seven guys over there in our
Sarah was ryan Kelly and I go ryan, which we can't run this play like. How do I get a play to the right said? The name of my god? That's the one. Where do you go get a first down, but I
Sometimes you just gotta go on flight. Did you always know where you're home? It was just in case even though you ve only been like
jumped into the guys that you know Bela jack is like when you're the back we're back. You don't get in your piece,
you like your home, it's all cause is, were you know, early my career, where it'd be like sex
in eight and also to hear my home and acquire get in. There
it just. He it'd be like you know, sometimes a preseason game, but it happened in a regular season. Game too, and so you know that was part of bills. Thing was,
keeping her toes and so for me when I'm one the backup michaelmas on
first. I gotta hear the play and second, like you, gotta, be ready to go
yeah that that would be. My nightmare has been a backup, quarterback you'd, get a shot and then just running all over the side. Like somebody took my helmet, someone took my helmet yeah
think about going. I always not moment when often feel my home. It's always on we're. When did you get? When did you learn that Bela check, like you.
who can crush. I ever did to be honest with you
He kept brought you back.
No. I mean I think, for me was you know my rookie year in get drafted
and I thought I was going to and then you know, of course, when you don't get drafted, you get all these teams colony after the draft and and mirror my agent was like hey. I think you know new england really likes you and I think that's where you should go, have a good relationship with these guys, and I was like Joe. You know. Tom Brady is like this. As ninth year they had just drafted Kevin
cod is neither had coaching in Kansas city the year before, like in a second or third round, and they had another guy had been there for a long time. Mac of yours,
and he was just trust me. I think you know. I've talked to nick Assyria, who was like there a pro personnel guy at the time and he's a guy. I think that it'll be a good, fit and worst case scenario you get to learn from you know the greatest
it was the greatest quarterback of all time and I said alright and I went there and I just tried to learn and soak it all in and you know we,
We got better, got better and then all of a sudden, the next thing I know I'm Tom's, backup on opening day and he's coming off
no major knee reconstruction, and so I think
and I kind of knew like you know, they believed in me- and that's what they wanted me to do. Was to be there and and obviously be Tom's backup and learn from him and and then you know, I end up leaving and playing for a few other teams and part of the jimmy Jimmy g trade when he
the san francisco was enough for me to go back to new england and I'll be seeing you wanted.
Back then do so you know it's funny, like you never know how
you're gonna play out in it to be able to go back. There are several times a day
You know that I was sure shown about a confidence yeah yeah, so you you want
to war, and then you also lost super on the patriots. What, as
back up. Would you say anything after like the two twentyth eleven lost the giants? You do you say anything or do you just like on them
saint shitless locker yeah. I mean that was my first experience losing in tandem,
for me that I don't know this is this is like the the top that could ever gets for me and my career and lose it was it was
we're breaking, and you know you go in- and I remember just remember Tom just sitting at his locker in his uniform for like forty five minutes an hour and as a comic, and I was going to be a free agent next year. So my god is this. This can be.
and then I was that argument. We lost the evils and on new that game was incredible
I mean I've ever seen a sideline, and tom was just in the zone. It was like. You came up
or he didn't say anything. He looked at the pictures that was it, he went back out, enemy threw for five hundred and some yards in the super bowl was crazy and you know after losing it
in time he walked in the water like geez, like maybe I'm on the one. That's cursed, this team, as I've been here for two the losses and you know which that made it that much sweeter when, when I was part of the winning team the next year when we beat the rams yeah, I feel like I would try to crack a joke and ever
really polygamy, that's that's, probably exactly will just be ikea. Just give you know in the locker amount of suitable last night, we'll get it we'll get him
three guide, solid advisory board scenario. Again
we have made a draft for do. Blame yourself as not being good enough on stout team to give the Gaza good look really special
oh man, I you know why it didn't run that one. So you know what I I can't say. I gave them a bad look cause. We never never ran it, but you know that's a that's a ballsy call and superbowl, and you know it worked out for him. So you know what that's like. Are you talking about backup quarterback like a huge part of it? Is you know? I took a lot of pride in prepping our defense, each and every week and to be honest, he has a lot of fun because you get to imitate some other guy, so you know you're
when he gets the packers and you get to him imitate aaron rodgers like you're, trying to make no look, throws or ma homes, or you know a josh Allen like there's some things that you learn. You know skill wise that you could try to do or attempt that maybe you wouldn't do in the coffin.
figure out offence and saw a member in this europe against the rams? We were
we were playing those guys in, and I remember you know- haven't played in the west coast system
I've seen a lot of these cars and look. I know this play. I run this play and you talk it it through with you know them accords
he's the high towers.
guys and say: hey look like in, I think you know, they're, probably to travel
this on this plan- and it was pretty cork- has, after that, suitable deadening and jason recordable
in an interview in and talked about? You know how I hope can
reed's and them in their preparation and mental offer me for not having to be able to take it.
We ought to take a snap known that I contributed and those guys felt like I really prep them for the game. You are super bowl champion. You've gotta just tell that story, every single time so yeah I mean that that's a great story in it. It's gotta be like a very pressure packed situation, be like I don't actually get to effect how this game's going to go, but I'm part of this and a part of the bigger thing here, ah sure which which every single week has to be like it probably weighs on you a little bit knowing that, like, I can't go out there and help them recover,
jerry doth one week he gave the deshawn was in the next week. It's yeah there's a lot that goes into the of quarterback, said: ernie Adams ever give you a little tip. Did he ever tell you something to do as a as the as the scout team funny fact about earlier, sometimes like on fridays? They let ernie draw the cards for the scout team
We come down that you look. I got the transcontinental special set of setting up an appeal to modify the double reverse ass back to the quarterback,
like. There's no way I saw this coronary ran it back, you don't use. The often supported
eastern michigan years ago, since our early warning started. Those guys on the tellers about god would be funny if you could tell when the card withdraw my order. You have all these scribbles on it and to be like a crazy play
that? The earlier is what he's one of the whenever a favorite like unsung, like secret characters in the end
Well then, I guess we want more. The wizard of oz, so so early was actually like involved. Friday was Ernie day
There was anything times thursdays and looked trust me. I I was part of those orphans of practice where he drew this. The cards for the defence and you have this whole scattered.
Josh unama gave us. Is it worries for prepping us like look on this
the distance we gotta narrowed down to this, and you know already, would have the cars and be some like exotic blitz that you they haven't shown.
in four years and catch your garden. Bilbil, look! There's no rule! I can't do that.
Yeah, just by me in saying that was always fun when I got to run them in all against the defence, because they would get pissed off like there's no way they're gonna run now, that's yeah, it's funny that you did that took as you did the exact same,
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for I play that game was sure they let you keep going. It's guy wasn't replay matthews destroying my elders and I've been looking through in games.
and I actually does in it's funny said. I know your birth vampa like that was one of the most enjoyable see.
My grand love, I'm a mid west kid I grew up in cleveland chicago, like forest, was beautiful. We love it there and I was plain ass planned well. My man like collagen
talk about in like this may. I may have a chance here and then there's a game. Second quarter boom
the summer I ever broke a bone. In my life it was crazy and, and but I was on a roll, we, you know, we didn't win all those games. We were close, but
I love me for the bears yes are you are you are one of the best bears quarterbacks full time
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actual actual, who actually warriors. That's. That's it that's lightning in a bottle
there, that's a starting amateur, back or great skill in order
yeah. It really was in a really was up to me, so my dad's name is out
Hence, that's why I'm named after him, but my mom like refuse you like, there's no way, I'm calling my first or born son apps
so she named me Brian and that's what I was always called, and I always joke about it like in a second third grade eager for the first day of school, like roll call
they black axel warrior and other kids would laugh yeah I get up and so find them like. You need to send a note and tell him
at its brian, and I actually got about switching to it. When I went to college and my dad's like don't do it is like the moment, you don't understand
they're gonna start you're an asshole ass instead actual and fair enough. But don't you know it's? It is
cool name, it's unique, and especially now in this day and age of like these crazy names. Everyone who meets me is like man. Why don't you go by axel?
You didn't grow up with it as a kid yeah. What you did call I'm going from ass brian, like no offense
Do you lost a lot of men like it wasn't as the eighties? You lost a lot of masculinity. Unnatural actual robes acts arose whimsical, namely eighties right, it's true for sure
I noticed my dad's make it sound like it's just a bb. Randomly that is, I mean being like my dad's name is axel, is just as cool actually now that I'm thinking about it, that's pretty bad ass.
They have. That's that's great. You still, which I mean giancarlo stand, needs to be makes them. That's true, that's a factor which sets out the. So I don't know if you watch the document are about
mademoiselle. Are we ve him on the show a couple times? Yes, she worked potential for, while, from your perspective, did you cause you? Were there the first year
he was at the grounds we, u like sitting there like. This is not going well like I can tell he's, probably not putting in the prep work. Did you like have conversations with him about
yeah, you know it's funny. Everyone always brings up in an obviously wants. The net networks. Thing came out her one here,
watched it, and I do. I saw you all over and I'm like yeah I mean I lived through it and and I always felt kind of bad for johnny. There was so much pressure. You know there was so much hype and and
Obviously he was going through a lot of things. He and I never had any problem I mean in the building. We were great. I thought he was. He was great in the building. I think, if anything, you know the browns kind of knew what was going on and they still thrust this all on him. You know what I mean and and clearly he wasn't prepared. You know he he kind of jokes about it. Like yeah, I had watched zero hours of film. I remember like when they called me in to say: hey we're playing Johnny
I remember my pet and told me that- and I was like ok clearly like in this decision- has been made for you guys and end in a for the programme and that's what
chose to do, but he- and I always you know we were fine.
obviously I was always focused on you know, trying to prepare the best. I could, but I tried the you know whatever knowledge
I could share with him. I did and he was always you know respectable, and
I think in others this persona that maybe
like here to live up to you. I don't know, I felt it was kind of an unfair situation for him to be honest with you
Did you ever hear the story about how the owner of the brown was told by a homeless person,
draft johnny manzella draft night? And that's why why took him did when you heard that we like, but what the hell
man. I grew up around here boy at it. I know I'm a big grown up in cleveland in knowing you know.
fan basis alone, and there just think it so excited about everything in and
adding that was it was kind of we're like part of like the fan base was, like you said lean towards me and in part of it was like. Ah, you know, heisman in winter
he's going to bring us back to the promised land, and I think that was an unfair. You know height that was put on him to be honest with you and I think the the the team fed into that. He knows they wanted to sell the jerseys, they wanted to sell the tickets and it was crazy. I mean we were. I remember.
In the bengals think was the first week in november we were first place and you know, two weeks later I was getting benched yeah in in rave. I mean look, I didn't play great, but there's a lot of starters, who don't play great for a week or two and and a team sticks by him, but
they were looking for any opportunity. The thrust him in there and that's what's it like. I don't know how fair that was to him either yeah yeah scenario in vegas and I love legion stadium. It's one of the budget,
stadiums Indiana felt it ass, you haven't got right. Have you gotta check out the orb that they have other? We know what the best viewers
had is flying it and you see it at night. I mean it's incredible, so we actually
in my family's out here, and we have like that little bye week for the season and we went down and saw a comedy show we were right by it. I mean it's: it's the things like out of this world. It's crazy! It's awesome! It's nuts, the m, so the not Joshua Daniel, not bill belichick, because Josh Mcdaniels, your coach right now and bill belichick is probably the greatest coach of all time. Who is your favorite coach to play for so I'll? Take those two out, so you can answer those who's your favorite coach to play for, and he had two great coaches in chicago and since I'm talking to you I'll definitely throw them up their dull loggins and david gone funny enough davor go my quarterback coach. There was. He went to my highschool. He was a quarterback like six seven years ahead of me and
considering I play like the best stretch. I've ever played doll was great because he he was, he was very like oh he'd, be like hey. Would you wanna run this week, and so I had a lot to say and, and we have been together in cleveland and he knew where my strengths were and- and I felt very free you know play for him. Obviously I played for caution and cows. An incredible coach. I learned so much from him about do you know,
I coverage in how to attacks on cover. She was obsessed with that, and so I learned a lot about that.
He was also you know crazy about for work and like the way you ve rowan and when I first with him in cleveland, I noticed a difference in the way I was able to throw when I worked
The four were girls that he put me to resolve those three guys. You know what would definitely at the top of the list. Good answers it when you were with caution- and we like, I feel like the best quarterback ever cause. We obviously have a theory product.
nothing, he gets brought purty, but eight we ve seen it every time. He has a corner back. He can. He brings the best out of the guys.
Yeah call this a great job of scheming and game planning in his office. You makes a symbol for the quarterback and I think you know for me. We are when we could run and play action. It was super
like you said I thought gray was a starter at cleveland. You know, even though san francisco didn't work out, I I we I had a lot of you know good games out there too, and he he definitely puts the quarterback in a great position to succeed, yeah yeah, so I'm out in vegas after week one maxx crosby was being interviewed. He said that Jimmy grapplers dog to Jimmy G as a dog, would you,
great is Jimmy G, a dog Jimmy awesome. Oddly enough, you know the first time ever met him was at the derby after we won the superbowl cause Tom kind of has this crew that goes to the derby, and that was even though we had traded places he went to san Francisco. I went back to new england. I was the first time
never met him and so getting to work with them. Like you just see why this guy's a winner, he he brings the same mentality every day and and he guys gravitate
MRS got that winning personality disorder week, one when we play a you know some tough situations, and here
close the gave scrambling plays no for being a scramble her
is the first down slides and any good to see. You know why this guy's a winner in the interval, yet you ever catch herself just stare.
Adam him like terry sooner because he is so it is a handsome guy. He ass guide,
cargo, NATO yeah? I met him once he took my breath away as fuck
like its free out, you are the hottest sky ever you're. Looking do
If I were you, I would not introduce my wife to save
If you look at the four wives who who's your favorite guided backup, not Tom Brady, we'll take Tom Brady out of this programme.
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these guys hilarious. You talk about it,
fuck people who love them. I mean you see the respect like the brown showed him like a guy came back for a preseason game and they have like a the billboard for them like welcome back jacoby. We miss you like this. Guy is one of the best guys that I've ever been around he's hilarious. My kids love them, and you know he he. He people gravitate towards him the same way that
you're the gravitate towards Jimmy. I love, I love being jimmy too, but jacobus I just had abandoned and you know we ve kept that friendship
then you know he's always sending me texts and making me laugh. I mean he's just he's a great guy yeah packing up Tom Brady, I would imagine, would be it would. It would be easy kind of because you know that he's probably gonna play and you're not going to have to hide in too much for him, but at the same time like trying to absorb anything that he's trying to teach since he's on such a different level than everybody else. In terms of experience, what he's accomplished the way he sees the game all that stuff. Is there something about his
game that you are actually able to emulate that made you a better quarterback. I mean there's so many just being around him day in day out for so many years. You kind of pick up certain things that he does and try to incorporate them in your game. I think the thing about tamas, you know first and foremost he's a great person he's a great leader and he knows which got like he knows that he can be hard on Julian, but he's got a ticket a different row with someone else. You know he was known as
the undulating than Tom. I never join. I came in together as rookies in on it
forget like west would run around and Tom had thrown back a job aim and join with do like the exact same
perhaps you the jury, what the fuck, I guess it joy weapon.
I didn't you see. I have to say that I paid off you gonna, be like he be earned, earned, Tom's trust in
and I'm your man and like a member with broad groups of year like he keep together and for like forty minutes, don't ex rots and I think,
What I learned the motion Tom is, you always have to put in the most work so that other guy see you do like they can't question
what you're doing and if they see you doing it, everybody kind arise at that level and I think that's what build such a great culture there was. It not was not just guys like tom, but like the briski
the rebels guys that we learned about and then the kind of the crew than I can
and with was like Julian and devon and high tower, and it was cow, is gonna call for me as a kind of left when it was still like those older guys, and then I came back and now you know later and accordingly and julian and high tower, like the other guys, and they a kind of continued on that that tradition,
like look? No one's going to work us it's hardest! Shit here, you know you come in every day. Bill makes it as hard as possible, but it's the grind. That kind of brings us all together, and you know I always love the locker room. There was always the tightest knit locker rooms I've ever been in because I think we all suffered together through through the meetings through like you know, you go into the meeting with bill and it's like a forty minute: low lights, you'd like when those lights go off, you're like fuck, like what plated I mess up. Yesterday. That's going beyond this this low light- and I think it created this bond between us, like
I mean I was as close with the defensive backs, the defensive line, as I was the receivers, the offensive line, and you I think that showed in the way that we played so there's going to be hard question. You've backed up both of 'em who's, hotter Jimmy g,
Tom Brady, who got gotta, go the lg yeah tommy. I think it's jazzy. I mean.
I think he's more handsome each image of such aid.
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cotter jimmy jihadi exit. Tom Brady heads he's a strapping man, yeah ceramics
they're, both in looking ass. I got enough on the whole a candidate either rooms,
the hair ball old, like I just try to have a nice beer. You know
alright. So this is a dumb question, but I would love to get some insight. We obviously watch a ton of football. You see different quarterbacks struggling younger quarterbacks struggling. What do we as fans not understand about the position that is difficult to like
vader people like this is what we are seeing it one way. This is how we are seeing it and that's where the disconnect is. I mean it's hard
gives its is is this is the reason why this is the heart of the specious, worse or so much variables that are going on you every year, you're on a new team essentially has no.
No team ever say the same thing. I learn new guys
we're you're going against new teams and they got new guys different scheme, and you know I saw something I think Albert Briere wrote about it today and it said you know, offices are struggling early in this year and he goes is. That is the lack of time in the off season and the last
had started to catch up and look. I'm I'm old. I remember two days:
or all seasons that lasted for five months, and you know now, there's there's less time, and so is it you know. Is it going to take offices longer to get going to take younger guys,
to get more reps in games to get going. I don't know, that's it.
is. I know that we used to do a lot more work, that's for sure, yeah yeah. So and then what about in terms of the argument always comes up like play? Calling first quarterback play: how much do you think it is when you're criticizing a quarterback or like this guys? You know not playing well right now. How much do you think
is play calling and how much do you think it is the quarterback play only a hard? To tell I mean it could be the thing that I realise that played a lot of different offices is innocent ones like I'll watch, so
Unlike what does that guy doing, but then I realized, like you, don't know how they are being coached bribing coach, something for ways. There's some systems where the court
responsible for a lot. There's some citizens where he's not like the play comes in and he's is told to run the play,
in an office is like that and you look in your like men and our scheme. We would never want to do.
But maybe that's other being close. I always gonna. Look like you, you dont, fully understood
the full picture and then there's also like
men, did the guy on the right road was right: death. The there's been wanting.
For boys. There so many variables on every given play and it there's eleven people working together and, in other always said this like offensively. If one guy messes up it can ruin the whole,
way defensive. We have one guy falls down. Does the wrong thing if he's away from the play you'll never know right then, and so I think you know
as fans when you're watching there's there's a lot of things that,
go into football that maybe you mess in, and you don't see like there's plays where the left in august reference in over the years there is placed, on the left hand, is the wrong thing, but the court
rosenbach, wicked outfits and a touchdown, but there's times, you've left tablet is the wrong thing and the quarterback gets blown up and it's a strip sack and it's seven points in a way and it's that little variable right.
There that you know just shifts the game, and I think, like you said, like you know, what's going on it, I think there's less work, there's, there's new teams and defenses are are good man like there's no ease, there's no slouches in the nfl. You have to bring your a game every week or you can get beat by any team in the nfl. It's just the way it is yeah,
I think that quarterback play has gotten significantly better since you've gotten into the league. I mean there's a lot of young talented, guys like we just you know we play josh Allen this week. I watch that guy, I'm, like god, I wish I could play football. I can yeah, you know he's six. Five he's got a rocket arm. He's he's running over people he's joking guys
you know you look a guy's like pat mahomet semi, these young guys that they have so much tat
and then there's talent around omen, and it's like it's like basketball. So I don't I mean. Maybe you look like a generation of recent times
retire, but Tom Brady paid manning drew breeze. Erasures, philip rumors,
big van raffles. Yet I was an error rate quarterback play for a long time, and now you look, it is kind of shifting to these
are guys and- and you know I think the one thing when you look at the college game, you know they throw the balls. When I was in college. We ran like the I formation and ran the ball, and now you look at quarterbacks to come in the league they've thrown. So much in college that in the throat
was like you know. I had to learn how to the pass game in the nfl, and a lot of these guys are already running. You know pro concept pass concepts in in in college yeah yeah, you mentioned the bills game. You got stayed at the greenbrier leading up to
Ask him. Usually teams do that, though we just, he guys had a had a golf outing there yeah it's like it's. It's usually back to back right on the east coast, if you're playing if you're west coast you stay at the greenbrier, you guys actually went out there ahead of time. Why did you? Why did you decide to do that? I think we were playing well
one pm eastern, which is ten, am for us out here on the west coast? So I think you know that ability to kind of acclimate to the eastern time zone so you're not going to you know if you think about a ten am game
cause you get to the stadium three hours before the game. That's at seven am like. Usually you know, I'm just getting up at six out here so yeah. There was an idea of going out there acclimated the time zone, and that way, when you woke up on sunday morning, it didn't feel like.
You are going to play a game at ten, a m there. We try to figure out what goes on in the green bark is like a secret
government facility, yeah teams right what what happens at the greenbrier spill, the beans I mean we practiced all week and obviously it's an historic place. I know a few of the guys when they like there's a bunker to where I guess they built this bunker during the cold war.
a case something happen. They have a place where nobody in DC to go, see eye to eye and then go in there and check it out. But you know, like you said there, it seems like there's a up a story
history there there. I have to ask you one big ten question: hake actually was a michigan state fan on saturday he's doing the different school every every week. I not the best, not the best data that offer us tavis ways to play in the big tat. I want to go with pension,
yeah that's good at that place. Look how state is ridiculous, but it's kind of right about the city. When you
we're driving to the stadium at penn stage, you're kind of like out in the middle of nowhere? There's like this huge erector set and you get in there and I think two out of the three times I played there
like a white out and one was the last game of the season and whoever won was going to the rose bowl and we got. We got smack nami, that's a tough hostile environment to play, yeah yeah. Alright, that's good in the white house looks or the white out.
So good at night to ah ended as well as light as senior year. My last big ten game was their senior day. White out winner goes to the rose before, and it did not go well for sport.
Is that a yeah, but you beat Michigan your last year. I did. I did yep. That's I mean I looked. The big houses is a historic place, but it's not a very hostile environment, those fans kind of sit on their hands and especially if, if it's not a close game like
we played my senior year it? It doesn't give her latvia. Where do I can stay alive? They talked about it. It is a fact. Two hundred thousand people die. That's what they say
it's all the noise goes out
right. It is gonna. It's gonna shaped like this. Yapping those services are vertical, even
I think even spartan stadium you can get later than than michigan stadium at times yeah. I want to talk about maybe the greatest play that never was when you were on the browns. You threw an absolute dime to Johnny menzel. It was a trick.
It was at the time when, when there was a lot of chapter in the media about how John
is fit again, whether or not he was you know, rubbing the coaches, the wrong way. He gets into a fake fight with kyle shanahan on the sidelines. Who then sends him up the field you throw a missile to him takes like forty yards? I think there was like an illegal procedure or something the offense, but at the time what was it like when you decided to install that play was kind of like listen
everyone thinks that I hate you right now, so it'd be good idea. If we pretended to get into a fight. I don't I dunno if it was so much like. I hate you, I think it's like you're going to come over. I'm gonna act like I'm yelling at you tick. The causes
action, and in our member that play you even practice at the whole rotation,
practice like okay, Johnny's, indigo
and if it's this scenario, then we're going to send it back in and it's going to be in the running back was supposed to stay on the field, but he didn't get like the call. I forget what happened, but basically I was in the piss
As I couldn't see him behind me, and I thought he was said, and he thought he had a bead on the right side of me. It just it was illegal procedure, but I thought it was one of the greatest in a scheme that plays that there ever were yeah. It really was what's what's the best throw you've ever made, will put it on a cliff
don't be like horror was different. We'll do that will do one of those like on twitter.
Those like fucking ryan, where highlights when we think there is a few drowse when I play in chicago
However, there is one I threw it out came Meredith I mean I dunno if you yet,
it was against Dallas and he ran like this shake route and it was like a hide nap. We call a nap like a like a back shoulder, throw in the middle of the field and it was more like I thought
while would arrive by this game, is, are drawn him, the ball of war. There are some,
and in cleveland, where I rolled out, left and out of the rio kyle has at rule out programme, we throw back to the right. There was one through their to Jim dray. That was pretty good
Yo, I dunno, I mean it's it's a weird thing like when you're so like in the moment- I I don't remember, I'd have to think back in
men each year, what about at through a heel mary for a touchstone used in that was pretty cool. I'm few boston dna
hawkins, there is sometimes a receiver makes the throw you know. You know.
A few, but was that it is not worth the humor
it was against the court's ochre you'll. Have it had a couple good humor is down there? Is there? Is there an art to throwing passer ference? Like you,
whereabouts thing to themselves I'll, put a little extra air under the quarterbacks coming down out of position and then boom. That's easy. Thirty yards downfield.
I mean there's deftly ties really go in and say like you here we have the body out, I'm so kind of similar like when I was in houston with yonder happens at you just want to give him a chance to go up and touched the ball, because you know if you can touch, it he's probably to catch it, and if
if he can, if either I'm letting him touch it, then you're getting that thirty yards right. There
there is. I mean there is definitely and of its.
is an art it's more like when you have a receiver. That's that good. We also say this
I am touched, the ball somehow some way don't overthrow them, don't under throw them, throw it to the point. Where he's going to go up and either he's going to catch it because they're that good or the dbs,
one room and it's going to be thirty yards anyways yeah. We always say on this podcast. If you touch, if you touch it, you can catch it as fast fat or five one. Last course it has been awesome. We appreciate you joining us Brian. My last question robot question r h, o b, a c k, dot com, promo code, take twenty percent off your first purchase, accuses polos hoodies, joggers shorts, everything, rollback, dot, com, promo code, take the best clothes out there, ah badman,
Marie put it's not about that your texans year, where you went to the playoffs when you went to go to the playoffs,
You even have like a second where you thought you were going to be playing at the first Saturday game that they just made the texans game every year,
you like. Alright, let's go where we know when this games can be played.
Yeah. No, I mean that was more like mammals, like
The next item on the star in the playoffs obviously ladys had bad memories by the worst game. I've ever played in my entire sporting career, going back to like literally
oh gee, I was thrilled to be playing in the place where you osman, little league.
I was pretty good yeah I mean, I think anybody who's made it to the nfl is probably like the best and little in every lie that they've been in. That's part of the ghosts, yeah
your best. What how many you many touchdowns touch on your best highschool game.
It definitely for I mean I'm a breakthrough, igniting. Ninety eight, your touch a pass in high school,
if I were to a pretty historic high school in cleveland, others there's a lot of in a great players. At a committee I mentioned David gown and and am in. I was up there with a lot of the records and stuff like that, but you know
for me. It was always about when you say championship, which I never did it as a starter and in my school's one, twelve of them. So I always feel like I left that place a little bit of an unfinished business yeah, but you're super bowl champ. I would also like to find some like old school Bryan, who are highlights from when you were like twelve ten years
maybe like in pirate warner football. I can call my my dad I'll see if I can send them. Yeah hit up alex ryan, who are brian, Brian hoyer, Adrian peterson, two best like yeah early high school,
I liked that we've ever tape, we've ever seen, yeah one of you wanna know like you talk about like where you get in little league like I used to be able to run past people and I'm like
slowest guys on the team now like that. Just shows you like women,
in little league like I was like running quarterback suites for fifty yards now, outlawed, no running like a five flat, so yeah, and even the offensive linemen in the nfl they're running like five five o forties, which is terrifying. Yes, yeah.
So my last question you've had a great career. Hopefully it extends as long as you want it to, but then you probably are at that stage. Where thinking about what you want to do next, it sounds like you'd, probably be a good coach. Have you thought about getting coaching? Ah, no. I just look at like the the hours these guys put in and actually like why you're sitting here, like my two kids, are, are sitting in here with me like I, I want to go, spend time with them, and so I'd rather do something like what you guys are doing and then coach and just kind of use that knowledge and- and you know, educate people, and it's funny- I you know type of Josh drew and we got mentioned Jeff jacoby brissett like he and I kind of have this podcast idea that you know we've been kind of cooking up and I think it'd be fun. You know, like I mentioned how funny he is and through all of our experiences I mean look, he's been a starter, he's been a backup and- and you know so, I think we have something in something there that we could work out to. But
I I think I can be a good coach. I just don't really have the desire to do it. Well, a little tip for you. If you get into podcasting, you probably don't realize just because you're an nfl quarterback, but a lot of sitting lot of sitting yeah yeah, we sit a lot.
So maybe get news like those attacks,
well, that's through some say: no, no, no! No! No! You gotta sit and do nothing. So it's not for, like guys, can handle this type of rigorous lacking
I anybody. It's definitely a change in direction for the future, so that have to be
the preparation of happy or bodies of guns so hard for not doing shit. Yeah seven years wonder, looks really comfortable, though yeah inaccurate
very small and I ve spent a lot of ground. I bet you when you sit down and watch trying to watch eight and I feel games at the same time.
it's not going to be easy. It's not as true trying to watch it all at the same time, but you know, what's funny is like my wife drives her nuts, but, like I actually love football so like when I get home from our games
I'm sorry I throw the sunday night came on. I want to see you split
because I actually I enjoy watching it and I feel like it's something that you can always learn
I like their signs, rob c like a play. That's been run and be like okay tomorrow I gotta go check the coaches tape and see like how they did that. So
sport is treated me really well, and I am sure that whenever I do have something to do with
Now that we gave J, J water warning when he retired, we said you're not ready to
ah the football that we watch you so guided to do it. It took two weeks of him watch football to be like
trivia, it's impossible to this is very arduous, like thank you, J, J.
It's not here. I thought I saw him tweeted that out, he said you know it's hard to watch aims at once. Tat were in, listen were around us, I think you're, thirty seven were piety and our get thirty eight and vulgar back is not the same monday morning, sir tough. For me it's hard to get out of it. I know what it's like:
the league and then get my body fills a gap in a car crash on Sunday
live slices of peat added sunday in drink. Three
Every monday morning, I'm like how am I going to do this again, then, by sunday my car lets you gonna. Let us remember that you taken process and by the time,
yours. They fry a set of rules that were manatee arena of Brian. Thank you so much man. This has been brilliantly fossil.
yeah, we love to have you back on any time. You appreciate it sounds good.
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ok. We now welcome on sam howl from the washington commanders very special guessed. It is one question with the quarterback where I could do this every week, but we will do it what it
pops up. We appreciate sam joining us sam. I think you know how this works. We all get one question.
Ah, I actually have a second one from hank who's. Not here he's golfing right now.
So one question with quarterback with sam, how washing commanders starting quarterback to it, or else
My question is: when it comes to listening to what the media says. Do you ever taken
into account. People who are saying like you suck but they're doing it, because they're talking from a place of hurt and lashing out about their own team sucking does that. Does that? Do you give that a pass if someone's, like? Oh somehow, sucks but really they're, just in pain, cause they're, one team and one quarterback sucks hypothetically speak enemy,
I'm ourselves too much at the two it ah burma, where everyone has an opinion. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but
There is a lot of people out there they're frustrated with their own teams and like to take it out on on other teams, but I'm a fan too.
while I understand it yeah but I'll, do it. Okay, I could yeah cause like that. It'd be crazy. If people did that and just tried to lash out and said you suck, even though you don't say hypothetically, I may
It heard just because I went back to great things from your own quarter: bright, hurting people, how people- that's that's the saying right now are you
It's the bears are doing really well this year.
there are just as a good fire man of figured out
yeah, that's that's nigerian, say I've never said a bad
Yeah yeah,
So my first question is not really will distort the statement. I love you.
Thank you and then my actual question is: have you got to shake Josh hairs his hand yet because
I saw the you know the bad tape that went out on Monday night football earlier this season and Joe buck kind of entrapped him into a weird handshake, where he just kind of like put his hand and joshua chest and, of course, Josh's nice guy
so you're going to shake his hand, but from a guy that I I assume you've shaken his hand. Can you tell us what his actual handshake is like? Oh it's great it's exactly.
it's Becky's, he's a great deal. Man yeah I've been around a few times now that clip was funny man they they did, that
without the army's again
vehicles, Romola, which is it
Conversely, we see that our time he's in a locker room at the game
Every single game he's at every game, so it's just the fun side of the appliers organization by josh name. Mr Harris has been awesome, says it's an exciting time to be a part of this franchise. I agree. I agree. Yes, alright, Jake, hey SAM jake marsh pardon my take podcast. Thank you for joining us today. So you're documented
diet has gone viral. You ve never had a burger states. I'm not gonna. Ask you again about that. I am going to ask you: what will it take in terms of football success this season for us to get you to have a burger or state o? Could question the great watching, gray, question rootless? If we win the superbowl
yeah with us with us, will will would dine honour. Yes, twenty eight together medium rare plata ya, take me to the best taken a world where we were helping the best, whereas the best thing in the world that route will ok. Yet
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trip vs. I don't want to take when I take one by if you're an adult like a yoga mat. Okay, that's fine! That's fine! You will love it. You'll love it max.
hey! Sam max year, producer pardon my take broadcast. I know you're not playing the eagles this week, but
I just want to know if you ve seen any tape on John carter and if you're scared,
yeah, I have the tape hasn't come up on the eagles yet and it's called managed by the eagles. But next year monasteries is doing a good job he's a heck of a player. So
on this. I imagine ok, radiance debt as a dirty question, wax rousing majority clashes. Us push it being a question about sam or the commanders, not about
about your vision.
Yeah you got to be on top of it,
ask questions from Heg. This is hanks question not made his hank
in twenty twenty one, big cat treated on the same, how guy I love him with that said, wait question mark. Could you had a picture that your face looked really fast,
and then you replied, I'm a big cat. I love him with that said: wait do you
the big had actually. Is that those kind of mean of you? What is the capital that picture? Yes?
Look at you debated this issue, which is a bad angle like bad angles. Happen
yeah. Whether there has been some bad angles of you or you do look. Ok. I fare this hanks question by way
It's like that was a bad picture. That's a good! Looking guy! No, you are very lucky. I was literally just telling Sean our media guy here. Just I was telling him about that. Interact with your uncle you're. Definitely gonna bring up. It was a.
rarely my surprised with like something for coming back at me and, like you, know, backfiring, so you can sense like up a lobby up so that it can back.
On purpose that one has like bach he's right now. That's that's it. I urge you to be free to be like, while his face looks kind of fat
not expect yeah like wow. This girl is kind of short in this picture. Yeah I was. I am a big sam hall guy loved watching you at u n c face to face it's a face designed to absorb contact. Yeah yeah. That was a bad picture, though you have to admit, like I think it is
be the day. I don't remember the future, but it might have that the idea of working life I worked on it.
figures figure since he got a nice job at jawline right now, or do you have one question for us? I do ok, I do ba if y'all could play any position on any team in sports, while positioning
Team will be with as good. Quite I would like to be. I I've said this before, but I would like to be the kentucky derby winning horse. Then wow yeah, it would be
some, because you just you, run one race and then you don't have to work ever again and then the rest. Your life, you just having.
tax in her right by this question, I was nice backing up. Space. Yeah may be good. I've been spent
I would like to be maybe a middle reliever for like the san, diego ponderous, that's
like a pretty good life like no media are certainly right.
Yeah, just hang out pitch every few days play a lot of golf
Like your team, probably is going sock hook.
Airs you doing your job. That feels like a good spot to be
yeah there's another only have their place, be getting contract, yad, right, right, Jake, the ass much
I thought it was shortstop for the new york yankees ooh a lot of pressure for handling too much pressure yeah, but I can feel jeter shoes, okay, yeah. I don't think so max. Ah
later that comes into draws. Had bob's. Valencia has meant that it was always my life go
we. What about you? Sam me.
Stay those dorincourt back, the washing of it. I thought I was out of the rain or prefer- or
That's no golfer now is hanks answer. Actually, sir. You cover that one year. The absolute good luck
in life, and I will sam thank you so much best of luck, rest of the season. Hopefully, we see it'll get back on for a longer interview, but thanks for doing one question with the quarterbacks pretty fun right,
starring Aubrey said you guys helped me out: let's do it again, yeah, let's see after we won the super bowl left hand
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Is that really depends on where you talk in baseball louis, I think both aren't
yeah. Neither one thing at the opposite of a flax, yeah all inclusive, like it's a lot of arts
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call it took out had our line, including the girl behind me.
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probably already read the last level yeah asked the face. I said he blamed it on the kid that was standing in front of him. Okay, smart, but we knows you,
we'll just blame it on the buffet. The guy in front of him was definitely fat too. Yeah dude always blame it on the fat guy. He always just porter effect, but yeah these. When you do the, when you do the all you can eat at a baseball game. Oh my god, by the third inning, I'm a toxic wasteland, a rule. So then dessert cart comes mar one jake from blacksburg, oh hey, jake! I was serving food to an old,
family friend whose eating with his elderly blind dad. This already signed the command. We, as I say,
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atom hanging completely. Barren, still continue to avoid them to this day. That's like the old story of shaq and and stevie wonder when when they met each other, I think shaq waved at them. Yeah stevie, wonder I think sensed it and wave back. I think that's these things happen. You just got to rectify it as fast as possible. Yeah yeah I've had those moments before where it's like yeah you just you you make a mistake. You say something to a blind person. You're like wait, shit stupid! It's not the first time, they've known
have not all this is tough. Ok been dating my girlfriend for a few months now,
and saturday went to our first wedding together.
She was the maid of honor and I was the plus one
after sluggish multiple cocktails when a more of a beer guy I ran,
the brides grandmother and told her how great the wedding was and how much they
Like I could tell right away. You were her grandmother, her response, I'm not hungry.
Mother. It was actually her mom
Tat is so bad just leave. You need to leave.
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your girlfriend's life in some capacity is real.
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Is that one of those ones to thirty years from now it will randomly just pop in your head. Like remember, I said, yeah you're, gonna Crenshaw turn red up up up all man. She was not.
Or very hot southern jews hot, although she I mean she was hot, maybe hopper, older, yeah yeah, that's okay! Maybe you know get her a gift card to like a plastic surgeon it'd be nice.
yeah get those crow's feet out. Last one I was in a workout with my camera off and thought my makers beat it until I realized it wasn't. I was fighting the whole time yeah
I got a couple in and then, as our scroll on my phone, I knows pause and my boss asked who is making the fort noises.
I didn't say a word in media, my mike right away to think people know it was me so that the camera to me isn't the worst part of its the microphone that your work
right yeah, but the camera could be bad, limiting your leg and maybe even sniffing you should just gone.
are making. Finally, like me, sorry, I think I think that's some areas, so I'm sorry, I really
Now I can't do that. I'm so afraid of this that I like how I triple check every time yeah when you're on a zoom call, you don't want to get tube and know it's. The worst thing happened has put up a piece of duct tape over your your video camera on your phone yeah. That's a tough one! Although everyone farts carolina skies has been dudes with that. That was you had that happen to know. Oh, I thought it was yojimbo cause you to actually work calls. So I thought maybe somebody wanna tell us your fart on work. Call before heck.
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We will do the nfl preview week three and we also have our good friend brooks on cause. The boys play a little golf on thursday playing in the pro am playing in a pro.
I am nervous. I don't know what the spectator situations going to be like zero spectators at all yeah good, because we would probably send people to the hospital yeah for sure with our batch for sure. For sure, do we have to walk yeah ba, be good exercise, who's going to caddy, for it
question whose caddy too we have caddies. We should get caddies if we don't have caddies, I'm just willing and of all action now, and there I mean you, you guys must soon. You feel that the thing right stop it with a paper were hum corps.
Hank and his farts build that out at ass. Are you bringing your own caddy, which would you would assume means they're, providing them? Okay, okay, good great at yea yea, hopefully you're going to have to carry force.
if, if there's no cat in all three bags, we know what will consolidate the amputee will consolidate. Will it bring jerry yeah? Well, no, we'll put it we'll put a load, a ship. We should actually have for a beer
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