The Celtics lose Game 7 and Hank is down bad. We talk the incredible series, Game 6 and Max's kiss. Hank answers questions about the future and we talk some Stanley Cup Finals (00:00:00-00:45:43). Who's back of the week including DeAndre Hopkins and the Taliban (00:45:43-01:05:09). Nuggets Head Coach Michael Malone joins us to talk NBA Playoffs, the evolution of Jokic, Coaching Strategies, and Jamal Murray (01:05:09-01:41:24). Big Jay Oakerson joins us in studio to talk comedy, his new special out on youtube, cruise ships and more (01:41:24-02:39:25). We wrap up with Succession final recap (SPOILERS) (02:39:25-02:53:20) and the lottery ball.
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game, seven abu walk
by the miami heat, we're gonna, get to every single angle, hank Jake max who was a boss himself, expand for one game and one game only, but p
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the ten thousand to win a thousand. When you bet the heat up, three o and the panthers up
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and there's a reason why I didn't do this, but if it was a six gamesters, you need seven games. You need that extra cursing there'd away.
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we want games, seven is ten percent. Then we collect we regrouping move on unequal,
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added to win the battle that way when he had jason tatum, go down with sprained angle on the first play there
pretty much every that he was not going to be himself on defence.
He wasn't moving at all on office, every shattered,
staking it like he was. He was thinking, really
before every single shot trying to will his way to be get one,
nobody bit elevation on any shot suicide.
You don't want to win that way. If I would, if I could give the money back, I would because it felt dirty winning winning that ten percent away yeah, it's Warren Buffett, the guy from off a wall street and pay of tee the grace investors of our time. Let's talk to her
should repeat of the issue we talked to Hank. Well, we can talk to hank. I dunno. If he's going to talk back to us, her good point, we we we do not know if hank will partake in today's pardon my take coming off an l
henry trending on twitter
some are saying that you ended the stream early. I then ok,
dream, faded and early pdf t push the button factor.
Where are you at mentally? Why don't you tell us how you're feeling and please do elaborate use your words as much the beauty of a podcast? Is there are no commercial,
breaks. That's true, big hadda, I'm here, as I always am always ready to give my takes a feeling
disappointed?
There was a lot of excitement going into the game. It almost felt like people
boston where a little bit too sure the southern we're gonna win everyone. One was already kind of counting the red, sox and celtics as the first two teams ever come back from three nothing before it actually happened.
At you, I was expecting them to come out as expected them to come out to you know, anxious are ready to blow the doors, often in miss some shots, and that happened. I was in surprise in the first quarter, second quarter and then the third
are: they had a run. They had the momentum, the crowd was in it. There were getting defensive stops and they just could not make a shot.
had some really really bad turnovers allotted turnover to think like fourteen or fifteen, and they
could not had a shot. Obviously, tatum go down.
First play not gonna, make excuses, but that's never what you want, and besides their white
no one, no one, no one was hitting shots. So let me ask you a question and not to make excuses. Potatoes injury was real. Like you could see, he was. He was hobbled. He was not the same ah, but you brought up a point that you thought a lot of people were saying game. Seven was it was over, like you guys were good walk me through Saturday night, when Derek White makes a put back one of the most insane ending soon and be a game with the stakes is high.
they could be. You yourself are not thinking. We got this. Oh I absolutely they all. However, I was I was their cousin. I set it after game, for it felt like that again it I get did there was.
Comparisons, two thousand for the gap. When I came three, then they get it to seven.
then and game seven august, two thousand blow out. So
So that's how you felt we ve been in this way before and gave seven we bloom out. I was covered
I felt like we had all other momentum on our side and we did and
star plague on her and we could not even there's no excuses we made they just missed,
every single shot led by the three dobbin through an end, they died by the three
gave sex, was unbelievable poverty, as with pay does that win and the day after did it did?
feel like a game, seven winnipeg series when I was I was basking in it. I truly was
where they want gave sex is always better than weighing the serious that was just such a radical. That's true, I am coming back like yeah shouts, essentially is
a win, no see. I I said that too, that that's the true hard part of being a Boston sports fan that people always make fun of us, for we, we lost game, seven,
home to an eighth seed? In hockey we lost the game, seven at home, two nights, eat and uber. Is there anyone in this room that roots for both those teams where they, both it was both from the same part of the country? Yep? Is there anyone in this room who has just complete ownership of Henry Lockwood marsh? Oh no
Jake tack on the old jew classes,
self warner loss in what we say. What I just said, Jane marsh owns Henry awkward Gatorade marsh
tell me why,
had all the women in my head, p of tease, really stupid, bet and then max.
And it s my obviously will get through it. The dumbest video only is video, maybe in the history of this podcast and adjust socks, so much that it doesn't matter as much, because the celtics lost
there is at the celtic saint one that series I would have been if someone out without real that video many times by yeah, if they had
the serious issues would have been set on much sweeter and its socks. It's a disappointment. They it as funny
The series was as follows: saturn I was it's a let down, they should have been in that spot. They
game one or two, and then they could one series and sex. But it's you
losing the gold is what have their cause. You had the moment yet iconic moment game six. Yet they cause
kiss heard round the world with max in his brow and always gets just kind of a race from history. Extending it lies in the case that we will,
that will come up. Often they reward. You want to explain to the area. We can
when so why, in game, six, the Derek white game which was insane like
I always it was blue that can that's ifor. That game with the southern should have been that position. Why certain robinson makes a wide open three one of two shots that he had at the end, then than word ninety retard by games and then by the way we work
We said that game six was game. Seven, we said a game pie was game, six
game, seven was game savvy! True,
that was a good lesson.
Aim. Seven is always game. Seven thousand
I just went by the way. Next time we have duncan robinson on jake remind me to ask him. I think, on that three he shot with like a minute and forty left. He shouldn't have dribbled he dribbled once and he was in when he caught the ball. He was in perfect rhythm to just rise and shoot. He had one dribble and I think that took him out of his rhythm book just put a pin in that one, but so back to saturday night incredible, I it wasn't an incredible game. I actually was sitting on my couch being like what I just watched because it felt like both teams wanted to lose and it wasn't well played, but it had the most insane ending ever because you had jimmy butler terrible for forty four
it's that he played forty six last two minutes he scores. Ten points gets the the three point foul hits: all three free throws to go up, wait a second. It was a point that missoula challenge, which into a three point then got you the the point, nine seconds back, yeah, yeah and yeah it was. It was a dump
did. I was it baby. The worst shall have all time ever ever and so
jimmy butler nails all three ice in his veins three seconds left a ball out at half court, Marcus smart turns, misses a shot, misses a three pointer and derrick white gets to the rebound where he was like he was in bounder gets the rebound puts it up in in with no time left on the clock, maybe the most ridiculous ending because everyone was watching marcus, smart, miss and being like series over game over everything's over,
derek why just snuck in their did it meanwhile ah worked so I'm on my couch phd in hanker watching together
saturday night holiday week, and we're not streaming max decided that our continent is.
Which I want to give him a little. If we had, if we had buckeyes stickers, we could put on our helmets max gets a couple cameras on his helmet for Saturday night cause he had, he could have done, nothing he could have enjoyed, is weak and he could have been at the bar doing now,
but having fun in steady, decided, you live reaction. Videos so not live
it didn't, go live he had. He took the video that he posted it on twitter. He posted the video of marcus, smart, missing and derrick white, hitting the shot of him like
being happy ending. I call you shit. He dare quite got this in time mixed in their his boy boyfriend
Just my boy, I don't wanna go to my house. My we're! Not even allied months were about the employment summit as something as a random sneaks, the softest most sensual kiss on max's ear. It was like the tiniest littlest kiss. It was the kiss. It was the kiss you kiss before you get your dick socked. That's what the kiss
was and are not only this wax have that kiss happened, but then he posts the video again no need to post anything. Ah and it will live in more of this show forever pft. When you saw it, I mean your reaction was probably the same as like I I watched it. I stayed up there's little moments where, like I, I talk about being tired because my kids, but when I have to actually like break it down, I'm not tired, because my kids, I'm tired, because max gets sensually
kissed by his boy at eleven thirty at night, and then I stay up till one thirty reading all the replies and people roasting max. That's why I'm really tired! That's ok problem! So, first of all what was max doing, even
told me himself for this guy and I agree with you. I am glad that it happened. Max's,
he's not a heat than usual,
trying to claw back alive.
Tiny bit of self respect after avenue shaven face because hank beat him so he's
lives for him, a that lives from he takes a video and he's gay.
His losers, stench oliver. He I was so fucking mad at max for putting
losers and the entire philly sports fan thing
onto the miami. He completely fucked everything up at the end
He had no business. Do it, I'm glad again, I'm glad what I had in the night
glad he did so tonight. We had a little word on the part of my take text thread before the game. Thank you yet and thank you man.
I asked max to start rooting for the celtic, because I can't have him rooting for miami. I need a moving for this
six in order to fully support our friend jake, and
I am a heat and yeah. Maybe my ten thousand dollar almost be worth the investment that I had, but max it was. I was. I just couldn't believe what I saw:
It was a wise backs, wise mac student, his. Why is that
but I'm on for sir. Yes, when you get up but again, I am very glad that happened. Yes and max. Did you a phenomenal job of pink celtics france night his last tweet tonight was damn thought we had it always next year, hashtag boss,
celtics, which I don't think I've ever seen. Anyone as stag the entire team name ah but hold on time out time out toy, I'm going to take an Erik, spoelstra time out where he just walks on the court and demands a time out which I is the most
I remove all the time. I realized what just happened here. Hank just did a really good job of deflecting what was going to be the sadness of hank on the max which I'm happy we took that detour, but why don't we go back to hank? I do,
after after me. I need to hear from max I need to hear about the next morning or like when it said in that you know
you tell us second video of his boy kissing the monetary did. You know the kiss happened. I don't think I knew that happened. It was.
Very soft, it was a very central. Italy was so very soft guess is like baby. Let's get a newborn get out of here.
Number one. I don't really know why I was taking those videos. I think in the moment I was like I saw it it it had the makings of an epic boston collapse and, like part of that made it made it feel like it was going to be a win for me and I was like I need to capture this moment of of this
of this, when, like I dont get these often and that it would normally have gotten it wasn't your tea. I know, but it but
so I think it a loser. You know what this does max max is too hank as big cat is too aaron rodgers.
Ah, yes, yes, you're lying, but you can't celebrate until the banners raised I now and then I took a video, and I can't even tell you if I remember the kisser,
the kid: how you'll never forget that, so that their walk with you this morning at one and the guy said: oh, I mean
What did he realized instantly? What started on it started to blow up, and I was like do you understand like what you just did use and he's like the guy, my friend, your business
is it just a bit. Always call will always just always doing is like
ya, like even yeah, he's that I get a yell, but I had to pose a video, it was funny video
I didn't. I propose a video. What did he say after a kiss these
anything. No, he still has given me an explanation, for why did it? I think you just saw that I was recording and kiss
and then I got if I were, if I were in his mind, ruin this video with a kiss any deal.
Made the video yeah, but he did the opposite your eyes he is here like I want him on the show. I want to talk at all
behind your back, is you know like how much reasonably does he like? Does he do well at all? What like does he do? Well, as in his profession, yeah, it's great residential?
state aid, but I'm asking like like a what what do
I have put up to have him just walk behind you and give you all the time. That's a good question after midnight,
its bags have here with his back, obviously nodded.
I didn't even know. That's not all about us and our way way way way. Very much in evidence.
That makes it worse that he looks so much similar to me, but just
a beneficial better. Yet his eyebrows are insane yeah. He he get. He gets those eyebrows down the aisle I'll put that out there to the world.
those eyebrows professionally, the first thing that I notice before the case
got really wrong. We we should go back to hang up
yeah. No, we should go back to for a long time. I've got some. I do have some questions for you. Yes, I do too hey. Would you have rather gotten swept or lost game seven in heartbreaking fashion at home? After thinking that you were about to win game seven and complete?
like the the red sox along a suitable twenty eight three, like the Boston, triple crowd, comebacks.
I would have rather lost game. Seven, ok, I'll, go question. I hate you regret any of your actions, notably being silent during law.
is a cocky asshole during wins. No, I mean this is just so that's. That's fan fiction made up by you. I've never been on every stream. I think the fan every answer on every single podcast and I'm happy when they, when I'm sad when they lose of that that's wrong. I don't want to be right. I know what you want me to say sad, slash, mute.
What does that mean? Was I said last week I know you: could you
the fire was on. You knew you had, shall we did an industry? Morally, next follow question, no light, biased question: what
what I actually were absorbing biased requests. It's just
Sacrificial leading question words permitted are higher after that, after a while leading question yeah. Ah, okay, where do the celtics go from here, because I'll I'll just throw a couple of things out there? Al Horford result yep great great player,
a career. But you sought like in the series you didn't know some nice. He just was old
and then he would all of a sudden all over it as his incredible knack of like being like twenty five year old Al Horford, when he would he blocked jimmy butler at the rim like insane shit. Ah Al Horford, old jalen brown does not know how to dribble. I dunno. If that's something he's going to learn, and then I mean jayson tatum. Obviously I think jayson tatum probably smells the best coming out of this run, just because he did have moments where he was the alpha and he did get injured in this game. But where do you go
marcus smart. I dunno! Do you keep rolling out the same thing year after year and not getting over the hump? The I mean the jalen brown thing is interesting because the supermax like, if, if they give him the supermax- and you know him and tatum- will be by far the most like paid to players in the whole league. He can.
If he vows to ne win when tatum gets injured? Ah, you kind of need jalen brown to go off. He tried, he took a lot of shots, didn't make a lot of 'em and yeah. He was
a lot of turnovers a lot of turnovers he's so young that it's just the the supermax thing is where it gets complicated. I think I think I think you explore. I think, there's a exploring that has to be done. Okay, coaching, I think you have to look at the roster. I don't think he touched tatum. I really don't think you'd you'd touch Ellen brown.
But if you have taken, they can figure something out. Do you think, maybe early how to triple eventually consisted happened last year to it did happen last year the fritos avonlea,
er the fritos happen this year. I that's what's tough when you're this young of a team, but it's almost like the url. You know the magic with with shaq and penny. It's like. Why would you
What am I just because there so young like they're, so young, no you're? They went to the files that went to the east or convert files onto games seven, obviously to disappointing years, but.
You're in a weird slowed up with two year: mba, all star players that are like both under twenty six know: you're in a weird spot, because the celtics, if you rule out the celtics exactly the same they're, still a top five team in the mba. I think that's confidently. You can say that they have two incredibly talented young guys, but there does feel like it's like running into a brick wall a little bit without
at least some tweaks to the roster yeah yeah? Well, that hates football coach, obviously yeah. It has been the same coach. Who knows that will be the fourth different coach and for yourselves in that some point you gotta be like maybe it's the players, although eva obviously didn't get fired while he did. But that was a weird. He would still be the coach if he could just not fuck right. So if the celtics can come back taking game, seven gotten to the finals and had a respect
Showing the files like one two games against the nuggets, there would be chatter about keeping missoula
making the decision for you you're going to fire missoula it's off season, so that's that's kind of a win right there I dunno, I brad likes them. Yeah and I so Missouri has been obviously criticized a lot. Ah, but if you actually put up his resume next day, he may udoka it's not that dissimilar like they went.
I think what the celtics last year they swept the nets in the first round, then they went seven. Then they went seven and then they got they lost in the finals I mean this year. Obviously they went six in the first round, but the seven and seven they they came up short tonight, but it wasn't like. I think I think, what missoula one more regular season games. I'm just saying like
If you look at it just objectively, both razumihin there very similar in the team is obviously very, very talented, so maybe he's a fall guy. I don't know what I'm looking at it.
Ryan day urban meyer jobs
So I I don't think you could like if, if he may have tokens coaching this team, I think that they win the series. I I don't think that's unreasonable to say that he's worth at least one extra game in a playoff series
this. Although mozilla got back from down three o
that also happened right like that. I think that if they got swept it's a no no brainer because it felt like the if they had given up and game for, and it's like clearly, this is not working, but to be that close to history like he did something right
the last three games, yeah yeah, I mean they they did when three games around, like I I
I think it's not as cut and dry. Obviously that would have been, but I still think like the way, especially that they looked like they were giving up at the end of game. Three was bad. That's a position where, like a good coach, can at least drag effort out of guys in a game three. When you're looking like you're about to go down,
three, nothing in series that you should, when that you're a big time favoured too, when I think a decent coach at least get some effort out of those here, as others
just say like if our heads hank, I want a firearm yeah. So what hank of your bread Stevens? You're? U R, Brad stevens for a day! What do you do? I explore.
You just six policemen the whole day exploring. Yes, I call on the jersey shore on a saturday night, yeah she's, explore that I start yeah. So I try to you know: connect some dots soup see what pieces we will we can do if there's a good there's a good move. You make it, but you don't have to force anything. I don't think I don't think they like. They don't have to force anything like you said if they come back, yeah they're, a top five team, yeah yeah. No, I it's a weird. It's
weird spot to be in if you're like, no, that you have a chance to be competing for titles, but also know that something is a little off that something needs to change a little bit to get over, that hump can make shots yeah to make or miss league. Ah I have a couple more questions for hank. Do you have a cup more pft have any more for hank yea I've got a couple more okay, go ahead! Okay! Hank! Do you think that jimmy butler's Michael Jordan's son, I'm no, but not a secret child? Why not
I mean anything is possible, I guess ok yeah, that was possible, so your ninety eight zero for censure. Now, ok, so there's a chance, billings per
I believe definitively. Yes, no. I was researching this over the weekend there, some very interesting pictures of his mother, with Michael Jordan, around nine months before since conception, pictures of his mother with Michael Jordan, yeah casinos, pictures yeah, that was the craziest part,
Okay? Where did you find these in the same website that you saw pictures of mother teresa with docker fallaci yeah? Let's just say I haven't seen these pants, but I'm going to trust. You believe this one moment at this juncture,
What other questions apprehension? That was really the only last one that I had form. I do think it.
you think maybe would have won this game if jason tatum had painted red paint onto his ankle after years ankle.
Now I wish I don't know what they have demonstrated.
Found NBA is, but
watch them or talk to his ankle up and he went into halftime and they they juiced them up with some of the strongest should ever he came out, he was fine. I was hoping that at halftime.
that they were going to you know make that same call. Get them that same same juice and he looked more hurt in the second half than the first I was. I was really
when freedom half time like the shy or korea is jimmy butler, did turn his ankle, like a by my count, seven hundred times in the last five weeks. It I don't know, maybe
Jesus didn't like it. He did look very injured. I will say that, like you can't you can't be like. Oh he he he looked fine and he just didn't show up like he looked injured. I just don't. We see sprained ankles a lot and it's game, seven. Okay! That's what what what's wrong? With what I said. I don't.
It sounds like you're trying to downplay the injury or say like I'm, just it's game, seven, leave it all out on the floor.
Literally did. I simply would have wanted it more yeah I would have. I would take up my ankle and then like
to go. I think Jimmy butlers ankle, one
more than jason tatum say one thing about me and phd.
If we turn our ethical, we don't come out of a game. Seven, not implicate
Why have enough weekends have killed? You would have to kill me like a racehorse out there. Ok, hey my other questions, where's your sadness that right now give it to me at a ten. You ve talked some shit
I have talked some shit and, like I said the you know I can't enjoy, you can enjoy game sex really, and I would say it's probably in eight eight eight at a time
yeah. I've been the first of all. You expect them in the beginning serious ago that a championship.
In expectation. You then already done the quote that you went and scouted the eastern conference second round, semi finals, the mixing the heat being like. How does how? How do we lose either these two I said it's hard not to watch these two teams and not think about files, which was fair. The game was trash.
So you expect to win the series before the series starts and you go down three nothing and then, when it's like, we can do this again. Twenty eight three, two thousand and four red sox, two thousand twenty three celtics has to be amazing. Max got cast is going to be so funny like he did, get it. It went. You know it's a double at the double double sadness. What about? Is there a feeling?
cause you're going into this game. You had the same feeling of like you're going to do it because you've done it now that the shine is off a little, does it does it? Give you hesitation next time, you're trying to do something like this
Now, though, now those go say unflappable in that regard, yeah, you gotta, you gotta fight. Ok, there's no loser creeping in your brain, no they's, again
it be one thing if they loss or be one thing: if the they got like they, actually, I think I'm kinda guy. They beat themselves like they did not play a game,
You need to play games, I'm seven wind, like it wasn't even the like the heat. He just had their shouts. The subjects missed everything.
They had good, they had in the first. Have they had way better opportunities and they just they missed everything everything yields
crazy. Just a little sabermetrics are in the years since hanks had a parade down so long as a staff as Elias done and we'll just talk about the heat, would you give the heat some shine and jake? Ah, was there with you jake yup, so you gotta be feeling very conflicted right now on one hand, the heat one and p,
you want to bet, on the other hand, hank lost and he's your friend, so don't wish he had this right up. This is the perfect scenario. You know why why, because the he are in the nba files and the door,
it'll open to play off with hank this month running a lot of time together throughout june. So it's a perfect world, so you should call him a loser: you're losing
game gave a boy
then we have the perfect we're gonna, be spending where me on the road or even better than is greatly biologic altogether and he'd still watching. All back jake is bout.
colonel with us. It was no these. It is at this moment you Jake is being super extra politeness.
I tried to tell him
less red tape, spirits, all these. What four times together! But
doesn't realise that hangs going to hate that, because we're gonna be a reminder of how much you dominated this entire players.
Yet as I'm gonna go call like water guys talk about when the gulf sports wore off mba finals going on. What are we gonna talk about our objective? You shake his hand, yeah yeah,
initiated at all those words and look at you earned it. I mean he had a battle of. U s lacks. That's not easy thing to do what what it was. I do
while talking rapidity. Oh no, my eyes,
here. You are looking at began. You look at me. Sorry now
yeah? No, he did have to battle off, although max put on a game, seven performance, the age. Are you upset at max at all no game max? What do you think the fixes are for your sake? I can't describe again it sucks cause they lost, but the the joy that that video brought me just the fact that he posted it in the first place was just
really gave me a lot of laughs on on sunday max. What are the fixes for your celtics? First stop talking about that video, because sussex also doesn't matter, okay, that fillers the verses that you lost. So it's fine and first they've got to blow it up.
At that time you get close, I mean as a celtics van. I cannot stand watching this team
so close year after year and then falling short, it's bullshit you
Didn't she shoot forty percent from the field, a game seven to go to the finals. Bullshit I could tell max is very upset is wrong.
apart from that I mean I gotta- do somethin gonna change something work. This is boss,
we're about with championships in boston aright, none of it
none of this close shit now
resources are title town max. We are supposed to be tied in town
the person, that's the one thing about Boston, we're fucking titled, maybe it'd be so perfect. If the celtics listen to max's advice and did some drastic moves, blue team up,
but made great, moved and then came back, and I know what I knows all thing this guy nautical also saw what he thought. That was I mean I for one thought themselves we're gonna win games, seven, because I like
You can't have a more devastating game, six ending and have it be three three after you have all these chances to close it out? Ah, I did think, though, when Spoelstra came to the to to the press
operates after game. Sixties like it actually sounded like, like the
the dude on line who's like trying to sell real estate or tenax or whatever we're like you, don't even believe this bullshit. He was like it's just great competition like we look forward to being able to compete one more time,
as crazy as it sounds like it was smart of him because you have to just essentially just pretend none of that happening go play. Games
where's, like I know. Personally, if I were the coach of the team that I just lost like that in three three urban, like it's over we're dead,
we shouldn't even show up fuck this like this is all bullshit and cry into a little puddle and just melt away. As all the reporters at tried to ask questions. Yeah I mean I mean sponsor definitely deserves credit. I think they said that he's been to the final six of the last. What fifteen years it's crazy in the mba. It is crazy thing. Obviously, still those were were lebron James and dwayne wade on your team, but he's he's a great coach, but he he gets some credit.
caleb barton off, gets most of the crisis, so Caleb Martin was just unreal. I think he was the. He was the worst of the martin twins right. I think his brother got drafted. Caleb didn't, but
Caleb now is about to make like a hundred million dollars. Just based on the serious it's inside
what he was able to do after one fun thing about him. Began
I used to watch his games when he was on us. Yeah he's adult double wolfpack. He went to NC state as he was on their wolf pack, you and wolfpack the wolfpack. Yes couch, yeah he's awesome. He like a just remembering from watching those nevada games like a, I would bet on them, and they would always make it thrilling in the fact that they would like be down, and then they would just start raining threes and the Martin brothers would get going. He was incredible. He was the best player on the court for long stretches of this game and the series there was a moment where it was like legitimately a kill. Martin verse, derrick white cause, derrick white din was like he. He tried to will the celtics
into this game, but yeah that heat like I, I just don't like it as much as you like want to give them. I dunno how to give them the proper credit for because, like at one point, they kind of blew this, but to be able to get off the mat in game seven and have that kind of performance was incredible like they look at this old gassed, Jimmy, looked so gassed, so
derrick white at the beginning of the series Jimmy was eating him alive by game. Six derrick white was completely shutting him down. He thought like there's no way the heat are going to be able to win this game and what they showed tonight. He culture it is. It is as thriving as thriving could be, there's never been a worse call them when I said he
It sure was dead yet very much alive. I I just think that the heat are you you can't? Even you don't you don't need to say undrafted when talking about the heat anymore? There
good and just get a lot of really good players. They developed the fuck out of him. Somehow they ve got a great system in place for that.
But there is good and they scare me little that, as you know, if you're, if your wife
in the nuggets in your own, for the nuggets, which I think that we are, with the exception of her darling, jake the heat to scare you, it's not about them being a fluke.
or it's not about anything. We're going on there not getting like lucky breaks here
There are obviously tames injury on the first play the game. That was a good break for the heat, but here just a fucking good basketball team all around and they ve got guys that step up when it
tarzan playing well- and I am I'm a little bit afraid of the heat in the files as an as long time. Three years,
it's when they scare me just because they got they got some bullshit going on and they like. I was what was this that we had it awhile ago, where they, like the amount of games, they've won being down ten in these playoffs alone. I think eight or nine of them, like duncan robinson, even duncan robinson, that game six. He misses two wide open threes that could have put the heat and the nb finals, and he comes back tonight in and hit some big big shots like the entire team, is just completely unflappable and there's nothing that can bother them, and I I do think it starts with sbo and jimmy butler and jimmy butler did show up tonight where it looked like. He had ran out of gas and he had one last push and I yeah I mean Jake. What what did we miss? The heat are fucking good, it's true culture. Winning this game because hank is is disgusted.
It's pretty much every any other team, like you said because I dunno how you physically bounce back from as devastating as the loss. As you experienced the game, six look at the when the rail and shot the next game, like the spurs fought, but we knew the heat were winning that game. I really thought the celtics were going to win this game just based off momentum, but that's culture, culture, sbo, spode, heat right after they lost game six
like we wanted this thing off right now like right, they were not backing that. I knew they wouldn't lay an egg, but I didn't expect this to happen. We need their culture. India, tatum got hurt. Tatum got that's gonna jimmy collect. Why did the subjects not have Kevin miller bill miller, eukolos david
tease tim wakefield, johnny Damon. Why would all those guys in courts I for this idea- was that a game or two ago yet
a mess? I thought they were going to they're they're going to roma too. I dunno if they weren't around or they couldn't make the trip. But do you think the game goes different if you and Dave are sitting on the wood, because they've had one hundred and four fever, so you couldn't make it to the game. You gotta think that things go a little differ cause. You never know what you can do yet. I'm on that floor. What was the text you sent to try to get on the wood? I didn't send a text to try again
What was the text you sent to get on the word? Was it a haha? No, I mean have texts after games, we just texted after the game and then say we were like. Would it be crazy? If we want to know we only texts after the game was like that was crazy unreal when you know back and forth normal stuff, and then I was just you know, hoping you never know. Obviously, I'm very grateful that have gone once. I don't care if I never go again, but I was like he's going to if he goes is going to take someone. Maybe text me so I'll, just kind of like
Why can't you see maxim has getaway that can be awesome. The word getting a phantom vibrate to my phone via text, but in at least he was he was sick, but that doesn't matter doesn't matter it doesn't matter. That's what, if we kissed in the garden here, this could be us. He sent him a meme of max and his boy. Now I hope I mean I hope dave feels better- that that that does
yeah. We shouldn't. We should actually bring that guy on four eddie, any like heartbreaking lost. That guy should have to come on a show and give the kiss of death to one
Ex technically the subjects have yet to win a game since that kiss has been posted, cutlets circle,
kiss of death for for her, I mean I guess, as assault expand. The aim would be to get out of here. Now our getting up rose up.
I tried to be a lebron james stand for like a week, and it it just goes against every fiber of your being alright. So we do have nuggets coach, Michael Malone, coming up we're going to talk a little basketball with him and be a finals,
I set heat nuggets, I'm very excited. I think it would be an awesome series pump for this. I know that the ratings police are going to be so mad. They also can be mad about the stanley cup final, which we have the knights. The the
it nights going up against the florida. Panther, though, overlap by the way for heating panthers would mean the sadly company envy.
files that one day overlap so it's ok out important, I was worried. First,
while for south florida, I was young, I was or again that's good point. Six percent.
Goggly blown up one. We go nuts go yeah, I so we did put in the synopsis on Friday. I wrote it like one in the morning and I was like stanley cup final set heard, a lot of people being like not true. So thank you. The vaguest nights for shown up tonight in winning sixty nothing and it was never doubt so. We
had almost like. It was crazy because, as the stars, when the night we had another three I'll come back a game seven, but the nights were too good and they said fuck. This were done with this shit, stop fucking around
yeah, I mean the nights that the nights are a fun team to root, for I love how much the city las Vegas just straight up, embraced him right off the bat they became like an institution in vegas, yeah you're one mark day,
This goes to the game, sits behind the ice puts on white suit. He looks fantastic
in the two cities, with maybe the most cocaine done per capita vegas miami playing against each other stanley cup brooksville books, three on his best behavior that didn't have anything to do with the previous ones. Just saying that brooks will be on best behaviour. Ah and Alec Martinez, our guy. We become knights fans for a week and look at that. Look at them now. They're in stanley cup, final hague, where you're just looking at your phone for watson, was just scrolling. What will you do? Let us now see something say something I saw something say something I just was. I saw something you say something I couldn't see anything. I saw a stat that as the game, seven stat, what was it bruins and celtics posts? Last came seventh at home to eighty four.
the xetra who roots for them, Jake marsh your daddy, they, the celtics, beat the heat last year. Are you going to what are you going to get jake for father's day? Nothing, you should you should get 'em something. I won't issue he's gotta win a fuckin championship: okay residents, nothing! Oh okay, that don't be careful with that is true. You everything I got was against the kiss video that can't live forever. Two weeks yeah, so we we gotta be careful with that talk. Ok, okay, kiss videos, gotta stay amidst thing does matter where,
forgetting that now now it's our nine eleven that had actually it it overshadowed the last second shot lawyers.
I my sunday again like it, doesn't really like it hurts cause. I was really really looking forward to the celtics winning and then really really being a bland. Do it, but my sunday morning in as like all I'll do some moves himself and saturday moves himself in sunday I spent all sunday morning, just switching back and forth between derrick white liked all the different angles, all different heat reactions and then does max's video like for a solid three hours. I was just sending it to random people like friends and family, just like so you gotta understand backs are producer, our descent of the video. I don't think it was that funny. If you don't know the whole
story, but I still was like you gotta see this watch this year. The posting the road is, the posting it like. You took the video and then posted it yeah. It was no rare video at one in the morning. I almost woke up my white to shower
But I was like this closes that you can't believe what excuse you know
max serves a very valuable purpose when he does something like that, I was I was,
for anybody to be mad at. I was looking for a reason why that
shot would end because it was just such a ridiculous last play that it. It leaves
but instead sounds watching, but the second
I saw that max. Put that video up. I was like ok, yeah. That's
the guy that ethics, like the beggar, my scapegoat, you are a great scapegoat for that happening,
yeah who's, the bad guy
as to who's back of the weekend, we'll get to our great interviews again we're gonna. Do succession talk at the end of the show too
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too soon, but that's it. They don't usually hear that in basketball that it's always changing, and thirty nine fifteen and thirty nine yeah holy fuck who they beat in the championship, hotel, where they're probably going to play like rice or something and all maybe they'd, be shocked the world. That's insane. Fifteen and thirty. Nine is pretty fucking crazy, a bad team.
It has a really bad team, then my other who's back of the week, our shots. This is a little psh or like something I feel we've talked about before, but with the with the move to chicago me and Pft were out, and I do
it truly a lot to a w elsa would say: walk from chicago after Chicago. A lot of people were also you're buying coming over with shots, and I personally met a point. My life, where, like I try and just not even drink liquor when I'm out, but I feel bad because people are just you know it's a nice gesture and I appreciate the gesture, but I think I'm going to upstart turn him down or if people want to buy shot by shot and we'll cheers and- and you take it, but I feel bad turning them down
but I also just don't. I can't be drinking ten shots a night. He just yeah go ahead. My rule of thumb is is no shots that has started to go sideways since I've been chicago because I've been on a little more. Lord kick for the last couple of days, and I
I I my my rule is: I will not be taking shots that other people buy from me of the lord any longer it's not happening. I can't I can't keep up this pace of them on right now. It tastes like the devil's. Come it's awful. It does taste like gasoline tastes like if
many threw up gasoline and then re drank it. That's what my Lord taste
I'm still I will buy my
off some alert and occasionally as a treat, but I have to say the hard and fast rule because its quickly getting out
and I will not be drinking any more shots of milan that people buy from me. I can't do it I'll be dead within a month. Yeah ma, I think I've told this story, but the r cardinals steelers superbowl we had one of our friends, try to drink an entire bottle of miller and he did before halftime and then
like during a madman like right as actually right during, like the I run back, I miss that weren't back live because you were like hey. Where is he and then I found him in my room and he had just sort of puking up more in my room and I it like. I smelt it for like six months. It was their worst thing I can still. I can still smell it on the roof and I'm out yet
It stays with you for so long. It honestly feels like a drink that somebody made up as a joke. Yeah yeah, as a dare I hank, that's a good rule. I've had a rule for spend like eight years now. Never I'll never take a free shot from anyone, because of that, like I, it actually was at declan for the Oshie game. The usa vers russia game at fucking. Seven in the morning I'd be
hold off a well street, because I took so many free shots suggests. If you make it a if you make it a rule, it's no hard feelings right. That's it
and I do appreciate his offer when they come over. Here's a shot- and I'm like. I don't really want this, but I also don't you know I don't want to seem like an asshole, but that's that's kind of what it's getting at it. It's just a hard and fast rule cause you can't break it either like I don't someone tries to buy me shop, say hey! Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I don't take shock yeah bosh offers,
What years yeah clear, what moral, yeah viability, shots cod
those bottles and cans. Only. What do you think you get rue feed by signing? Any huey sneaked wants. What do you mean long time ago, but
was like totally the worst one I ever got was a shard bomb. You ever guys get shard bombed. Now some dude came up to me and as bar called river, shannon in Chicago I dunno, if it's still there and was like dude big cat shard bomb, and he just handed me a glass of chardonnay and we had to chug it.
What right outside Peut my guts out so no short bombs either. I don t want any future charlotte shard bomb avenue day. The problem is what you have to get. You have to do sharp bomb once
because it when someone says hey, shard bond, that's cool name and you're, like a glass of black white wine wine, how bad can callously really bad? That's the the bachelor party version of icing you shut up. I had two. I had to respect the ingenuity of a sharp
but never never use a bomb. After anything right you have two children, yeah did member,
who bombed like vegas bombs at brunch words
no, it's like it was a red ball and orange juice. Vodka, like ok, I'll, take a bomb
Sure a I of good, whose back no more shots, pft great, whose backing
my whose back the week is live gough because live gulf is tweaking the rule format. That day
have they are now instituting resignation and promotion in lived off league. Hell yeah, which is
so what they were doing is there having players at finnish between twenty five and forty force for
There will be in the open zone becoming free agents where they can move between teams or leave live golf
essentially, look off just invented the tour. So if you're not like guaranteed a spot on live golf, other players can play well and then get moved up into. They invented qualified.
School or a we worried about our fourth ace. What's they mechanic dont jake, don't jake like pietro or something
He knows you lie you line Peter you yeah are we worry about? A fourth is now is these? Are she probably topped up whether buttresses? Oh he is so if you take over what other, what what else would you take him over? The paper is ok and doesn't johnson and bubba. Look. I shall think power
graces? Ah dj number one is the goat, great guy, I'm afraid these
above all you on paper as a guess how, while ok art
by whose back is the Hopkins free agent geometry hopkins got cut? What team is gonna? Take em
That was a nice little nfl is still king. When Deandre hopkins get got cut. I think it was like friday. Ah, what do you think Pft where's? He gonna go, I mean ravens and he was rumored. The patriots were talking to them that everyone I hate, how it now has become like any really good player gets caught or is like on the block and they're like chiefs.
I'll, take less, and you know it's probably true yeah. It's I would love to see on the bill is actually yeah yeah
I say it, but I'm just happy for for hopkins like this is his super bowl? Getting cut from the cardinals must be awesome if you're a good player, and you get to just pick where you want to end up next, like he's,
he's left two of the most unstable franchises in the past four years. Those are too great days that he has the hour. When he finds out there he's leaving texans he's fucking popped. Then he finds out those leaving the cardinals he's probably site about that too. I've just happy for him yeah. The cardinal
Gonna be bad bad like really because I it is one of those you just keep forgetting the calamari is not gonna, be starting the year.
I know what this sounds like to me. I bet you. The cowboys are going to make their fans believe that they're in the hopkins running until like the very last sec again and then he's going to sign with the bills yeah and I it would be funny would if he went to the ravens, although Lamar jackson, like is that too much too fast
You know like that. You never want to be the guys like. I never have help. I never have helped than you have so much help. Then it's all on you, it s great, to have an excuse, but an excuse.
You won't have anything left at that point.
Modulation is already saying things publicly. Like I'm going to be passed
well a lot more than I'm going to be running. It he's setting himself up to have like everybody look at him and say: well, maybe maybe the problem might've been you at some time
more? Whereas in the past, whose most sympathetic guy in the nfl he wasn't gonna big contract, his mom was working as his agent and he had
Absolutely no help at why receiver, as is tradition for the ravens I just I it would.
weird to watch ravens game and see them have,
standing wide receivers all across the field. One feel right. I also just revealed myself as not having that dog had made, because I know that Lamar Jackson and the ravens probably don't think that way where I'm likes thinking about it. If I were Lamar jackson like war, let's sockets
How much help then I can be blamed. You never want to be in that spot where you can't make at least one excuse that would suck you got to at least leave yourself an excuse in life yeah something going wrong absolutely and they would have
I have done I I would just I would love to see on the bills. I think bills superbowl if they get the Andrea Hopkins yeah. I billy billy swearing sunglasses for some reason: the usa sunglasses some more into
it's actually not every minute, a woman dies. You gotta our really just got real bang up. Actually we're service here,
there was a moment we were having a healthy debate in the kitchen and I felt like I was just argue, with the south park character, because billy was gettin agro with his sunglasses on he's, like it's fucking memorial day, pro art imitates life and arnold schwarzenegger he's back. If you remember dares other way around yeah, just let him go he's cooking hold hold up la billy cook. Will I say him imitates art
So no art imitates life anyway. I guess we, as you are empty idea, did partly out of order, so dare for more plates, more dates. Who was the one they expose liver king for being on steroids? Actually he should call it show you yes,
yeah asked about his epic. I will and then so he
I I know his common cook, yeah yeah
Basically Arnold said tango. Steroids use for the first time in talked about his cycle and basically he wasn't on damage much steroids compared to lie guys today and by building, which just goes to show that he is the goat, okay, so not as much.
Steroids yeah, which just shows that, according to him yeah, but he added a dare confirm that this makes sense according to like what it was rumored to have. But everyone thought that it was impossible that he could have done it like that, got it so he's still the goat, okay and the taliban wait for zack.
bans back, why they lily invaded. I ran by the way it sighed midnight so take a glass of no must because fuckin america, ok, but
not memorial, the arrow cellular, where my american dollar now stolen. Now I can wear american flag sunglasses. This is america. Wait what
the Taliban do. They're just acted up. Shit had been very ran. Canada,
Talbot David, I do get a little wild. Sometimes they just kind of they get a little bored and then they get fucking wild yeah. They they they go away. They pop up they're like herpes yeah,
I think it's five years a little flare up. I think it's just like the nature, it's kind of like the taliban's kind of like being on a bachelor party at all times where, like you know, if you're on a bachelor party for long enough, you get bad ideas.
Hey, let's go get this Emily's wanted attitudes, hang out all day
likes. It must not miss the ultimate bro trip. You don't think about bring your check yeah
and then eventually, you can only one
your guys, like do a bunch of pullups in the desert. You got eventually go, do something about it. Yet they just they hang out. They bro out together, probably play a lot of cards, shoot guns, just guys being dudes, yeah and they're like hey. Why don't? We just go invade? Iran was in IRAN yeah, but the worst part is they now just got like a bunch of stuff around them. Like you know, when your buddies just start using excavators and like
the construction sites when they're just bored and like they start trying to use heavy equipment. Heavy machinery will imagined that was like: u S, military equipment that you slept and now it. How often is that happened? The first part of that you know when your buddies get drunk in like a car.
cap is and then there's like like excavation ideal, I actually, I imagine- I absolutely no executives- argue about the idea that the army, the lap and hum these air tanks. Now it's it. We all were incorrigible one point and if there was a fuckin huge backhoe sit in them in the middle of the street,
two in the morning yeah trident tried about like a drunk ninety
year. Old is really no different than a three year old going down the street and seeing an awesome, backhoe and just stopping and staring I'd be like dad kicks ass. Let me get on that thing. Alright, Jake you're, who's back and then we're going to get to the Michael Malone and big jay, my whose back is lacrosse.
Ass big week, out of across noted a man northwest women, national champions and the p l season, is he
Oh hell, yeah silly and I will be heading to training camp in albany later this week: open
weekend for the piano and a huge announcement. Last week the league is shifting to homes
cities- next, yes and twenty twenty four, so the water dogs
Why permanent home? You have pop paul rebels, gonna come on the show in the next week, or so. If he doesn't give the wandered or chicago, we write
We just actually we just. I think we just kidnapping and keep him in this hot fuckin studio injures like beat him up.
Are you guys gonna donkey, daddy, damaging.
he right. Yes, this is a throwback to last year when Billy picked t g. I friday's oh for over, like a staple deli,
because of a booth. People were forgetting what people forgetting it was also friday.
So it is true that I mean you forgot that parties like it is friday. Jake, let's go to teach you afraid
Also in the name we just replaying lacrosse
it's all day, and I really just wanted someone to just come up to me with a big cup of ice water and just kept refilling it when we did this year and you wanted the booth, yeah yeah
so stay tuned for some content in albany our friend dukes will be joining us will be there, thursday, friday z in a wheelchair he might but he's on crutches it's going to be electric dos, a great great case for never doing anything. Athletic past the age of like twenty three cripple dudes yeah. He broke his ankle and alumni lacrosse. That's like you're you're. Just it's a there's, no
laurie in it you just humpy cookouts, just break the you. Basically I mean pithy when you play your rugby game. Like you,
such just playing, hoping you dont get injured, that's the only win night. It's it to me
feeling of playing an one nairobi game when I unread tire every year is the exact
I'm feeling that I get when I make a ten thousand dollar bet that ends up winning one thousand dollars like at the end of the game. If I, if I walk out
feel thereby on power?
not in an ambulance. I'm like okay. That was an awesome game, so happy to do that, but yeah you should not use it
the dumbest thing ever because somebody in those games, whether its lacrosse rugby, any sort of like high contact sport, some old guy always gets a devastatingly injured in that and yet
to go back to their real job and there's nothing worse? I mean a parsley. You can get away with latin, it's not the exact same, but if you go back into a real office job and you're in like a sling with black eyes and a broken nose, then people like what is this person they're? Not. This is not a serious individual. We believe you have a black eye right now,.
No okay. No, he doesn't I thought for a second. Maybe that was wiser and I'm actually ashamed. I don't and that's why we're yeah who the fuck
back for moral day weekend without a black eye policies that too,
this also shadow notre dame. Are they want the national lacrosse championship d1? They beat duke thirteen to eight yahoo who won the women's.
there's no way to know, there's no way to know where a second will know jake said gerald notre dame and northwestern so yeah, okay. Alright, let's get to our interviews, we have coach MIKE Malone. Ah, and then big jay
carson. Ah, first quick, add summers here without warm
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Ok, we now welcome on a very special guessed. It is head coach
western conference champion, denver nuggets
Michael Malone. Thank you, sir
for joining us coach.
We wanted to give the nuggets there. You know their shine
because there's been a lot of talk about the media, not giving them
it's their shines. We thought, having you all be great. So first, while congrats on the sweep
and my first question is: what do you think about leubronn, potentially retiring
the very did now you guys, I have up
I have a tremendous coaching staff
who were all big bands of your show, your part guest
and when they heard her that it has to go on as they told you gotta. Do it big care.
After your great guys, you gotta have a fine time. So
they haven't. We are young,
or as the late yours we. I really can't comment first where so I did so by real first question. That was not there.
first question:
his way more important you
nine days rest now is this?
want to be the best. Your voice ever has sounded
game one and how
clear, you gonna, lose your voice when you get into the nba finals and game one
there's no doubt my my voice, you gonna have plenty of time to get some rest and
come game one hopefully
And then the next thursday
ready to go and-
only by have time will be a little bit horse about
Our guys are used to have many of you crazy,
been here for eight years now and
part of a team in a french ices has gotten better and better and better garden. Healthier allowed us to get it.
As many have been a real phone right to this point,
boy not satisfied. It really has been awesome watching your team, for especially the last three years or so I
I a it was about three years ago. I remember I was watching you guys play and I was like if they can, if they can get all healthy at the same time, this is a team
that can win an mba championship. They ve got the town on the team
bout lining up the health of of marine and porter and getting some nice
is round to have got a stud unyoking and their private
a fund entertaining style. Basketball of people are, I others
ratings talk already out there. If you like,
king fun, basketball. You should love watching this nuggets team play because their very entertaining was
time, though, over the last few years, were you just weren't sure that the health of
your guys was gonna line up to a point where it was going to turn you guys into a contender
well yeah. I got back to right after we traded of arab gordon by three years ago. Whenever it was
and shortly after that trade deadline, we play the clippers anyway, and
we were fully healthy at that point. They were fully healthy everyone in there and one that name.
An errand gordon's impact. The deeper sancho why
that game. I know for me. I said
We can stay healthy, we've that he has done this year
julie, as we all know shortly thereafter, Jamal socrates
c, o injury.
and then the file you Michael poor, miss seventy three games but
I thought we were corps was fully healthy, was a bubble and we made it
think of his files and we lost in layers and so
if you want to achieve something great, you have to go through failure
and I think our guys, like every
the great team and player in the past, we gone
whenever adversity and, I think be
healthy,
Stained together haven't tremendous ownership in front office. Is that
patients have allowed.
to be in a position, but I knew what we got back being healthy, adding a few
like kcp, like light bruce brown dread,
well we'll
we'll be back in a western, governs finals. Fighting for a first appear
in the NBA finals
and that's all we've been able to do to this point yeah it was a. It was a great moment watching after after the sweep was concluded and you're walking off the court and the yolk it's brothers come up to you.
they start tossing around like a bag of potato chips, is
something where they see. They approached you when you're like I have to let them do whatever they want, because there
to marry me right down there, the yoke itches and they get full rain.
Neither was really more about like love and like
I've gone over serbia so many times, and I spent
this time in the off season, not just one.
The call about with pneumonia and strong enough and the pair
and the weak
We ve created a very close barred.
And so I will not the court to find them to have them,
he roddy down as it was about to happen.
I do not next thing, you know I've been thrown in the air, and I can also say that the first time as ever happen, but
the cool moment of as some of me that video, but I think it s the
the bond I have with the entire
Ok, family.
Add a big hug Jamal, Maurice father roger we
What these guys so much and we spend so much time with them
on the corporate off the gore.
I remember one year, I flew to toronto
to go into my married to a clean, cavalier,
toronto raptors play of game just a league.
feel what it was like.
And now all these years later,
the more murray averages. Thirty two points again when the western coffins finals and is a year-
part of us getting to our first envy
it must also be nice having the yoke its brothers just relative
The court said that a lot of games, so you don't have to have an enforcer on the court all the time you just got the big serbian boys standing up as
staring daggers at the other team and at the roofs, and you just point at them: they're like yeah. Listen these gas! Please
as great an I got to security guards and got my back at all times, and I thank you,
ever nicole, is rudely season. I think we're playing phoenix
ties chandler jail got into it
corner of my eye. I see this very large object. Moving at a high rate of speed down towards the court,
and what about it
run onto the court and handled the business and tiresome to replace the current gap. John before that happened, but they
we're passionate. They love their brother, they love the nuggets and thankfully I'm on their good side. So I know that I know they're in my corner, which is great to know it's an incredible story. Yolk. It's specifically, he is the best basketball player in the world. I'm confident in saying that you've been
in pretty much from the beginning? Here it was there a point.
where you saw it, because you can't you know people were like. Oh, we knew he was going to be this guy they're lying. He was a second round draft pick. You know he he had
in better shape and learn the game a little bit more, but was
what was the point we are like? Ok,
sky. His ceiling is best basketball player in the world.
well. I agree, I think he is best basketball player, I think, is proving it every single night and in
bag. My first summer in denmark with ultimate goal, is for some.
And we were de las vegas assembly and not now
It points out in vegas,
Eliza, hey. We have a franchise player.
There's no one saw that to your point, but as
I didn't do a rookie season and he lost awakens shape.
We, as some injuries is replaced
and san Antonio, what's your dog is still play
and Nicole, went out there and put up like twenty five points.
thirteen rebound
seven aliases masculine for me, like the light bulb kind of when women here
Did this and guess what the greatest players of all time, while the most well coach genes,
best coaches and obey his dream. Gregg pavlovitch,
we may have something special here,
really kind about. I think a defining moment for our franchise last year to
reinserting back into the starting line up as our starting centre and our arab trajectory.
A white inside just took off are often took off. He began
the focal point of everything that we give because
his inane ability to make everyone around him better than the fact that the EU takes the most joy and making place for others.
in a way we have kind of. We identify that and the rest is but history to this point, it really is, like
so much fun watching him play because of what you just said where even if he's
scoring you can see
impact it has on the other defence wherever ones collapsing and he's getting guys open and he's, has as fingerprints over every possession
whether he scoring or not other times like out
as a coach, others.
I'm sure, you're, just like hey just go figure, something out
you're, the best player in the world are going to drop a play. Like you, I know you got to say: you're gonna get it you get get the ball, bring up the ball every school class.
to find someone or you score like you can do everything do. Do you ever say like no
I just go: do it for you?
the best place to get the ball cynical, yeah and then to your point through
If you are an unselfish
As you know, he's gonna make the right place
whether or not we make the shot whenever doesnt matter. Like you know you gonna get
right. Look
a great example of that was in a game. Three. Yes, the lakers fourth quarter and he grabbed
work before I get it, and there is a lesson,
means all don't play the sumac game you out of here
get out of the way, be ready and let us
our game and we get a virus extra possessions and pull away?
lakers! Oh anne S,
one thing. I have to say about nicola that in the eight years that he continues get more comfortable with is being
a vulgar being a leader using his voice to end
a moment, not nice people within what do you have
say it because you
there. We all trust you and so
just one of many examples where haven
I know the situation worse,
the balkan call it in the low paused in the high post on the elbow on the wing and led him make up.
Well he's done time and time again
there are there some haters out there were a good friend of her show,
gold's bury he wrote a scathing article. I didn't read the entire thing. I read like the first paragraph and then I clicked it because any was fake news about
his defence about how he gives up a lot easier, easy layups. We told him
his face. He was wrong. He's numbers guy, we're eyeball guys.
No bar. We knew that debt that those plays that
I like real, wasn't telling the full story
do you read any of the naysayers out there about em? Does he read the naysayers and if so, do you guys use
That is motivation or you guys just completely locked in on what you're doing
Oh yeah, I largely on the side of a coach. My follows in the nba for many years and
he was indeed rightly jump alien, bad boys and want the he learned from junk gaily worth dollar.
The radio Don'T-
stevie and don't read. Newspaper
in our today's
NBA, antisocial meet the world is
we'll get anything because
something negative is being said about you at all times, no matter what you doing, what level you playing at, we winning at a high level, people going to find some,
to attack, and I
did see the article because one code, you shoulda jimmy because they were so upset.
The whole premises, the article was one game again: san Antonio and jago purple color
not a good defender, and we have no chance of winning
at a high level, because of that
What was the final on thursdays? I think that we should, in the college, shown that he can be a good enough,
we as eighteen can get good enough defender and
in eight years I think we ve taken some of that preceded disrespect.
You will and used it as motivation.
I think this year for the first time that I've ever met with Nikola. I do
I think the negative negativity around the mvp narrative-
came somewhat of a distraction and was very negative
and I think you really turn here- involve a lot of other people off with you
Are you guys on that matter? But I think it
at times that we use it as motivation, but at the same time we have to spend.
much energy is passed. What china, when the nba piles now
I want to champion of walking about all the other things. That's going to distract us from.
concentrating on the task at hand which is driving
I like that, will finally take that for data, and I did take away and aids and BP this year. So personally, as a show yoke,
are now our here, we ve got all the vp after the play off start duchess, how the show always works
in that way. We can never be wrong about her. In my opinion, people can never rub that in our face and be like what would they do in the playoffs, where we wait till after the playoffs are over, whoever wins the championship that we give a team, mvps vpn right now the nuggets yeah. I had one more question about about yoke which are specifically about in game management forum. He said
to get his arms cut.
more easily than any player, and maybe nba history and always looks like after the first.
He's been handling, feral cats and his gun scratch.
Good blood everywhere do other cut guy. That's that's on retainer,
that, just as assigned nicole, his arms
that's a good idea that we want to hire somebody because a weather
MR miami. We know those cops didn't even that much worse, but now
It reminds me of being a rocky. I cut me nick
You need somebody help about so
because a warrior man, the guy
I always thought, but his lack of athleticism
But I believe you don't remember- is like a game for or against the lakers. Simply forty five and a half minutes,
you know, there's a game again. Portland afore origin gave a few years ago.
play them. Sixty forty minutes
enabled you like he's got.
no maybe like secretary his big, the horses,
he can run for days. He made a jump over people, but
conditioning is that an elite level and you're right?
looks like you been through a war every time he comes into large room after a game tat speaking two horses has he got you on a horse when you gonna serbia.
yeah. I was well first off his brother
pistol because they never get the
you ve, never give his brothers the average illegal on the on the horse.
They were really like, insulted that he allowed me to go about it was. It was like a practice day for the horse, and so we
into the track with me
call the horse and their training
Obviously I am sitting you called the buggy the thing behind it the background of a horse.
sit on the horse s
I am cautious, take advice and easy. This is like a warm up all night. Ok,
I get on the horse and all of a sudden, I think I'm like been hurt. I'm like the rain. Let's go so we come around
these young, because what are you going too fast?
and then I went one more lap even faster, and he was really mad because I told you ever riding my horse again. I did at one time you can't take it. He can't take it away from me. Yeah yeah. You got that one time, so the
eat. Your dear team has been playing so well as a team, but Jamal Murray specifically has been out of this world good
There was a story that came out recently that when he towards acl he
actually ass you like. Is this mean I'm like tom with the nuggets? And you, like you, walk me through your
watching him tears, acl and having to deal with them
we're missing this guy. He hasn't been able to reach its full potential and how you
mentally were able to get him build him back up to a point where he could have
easily one. The mvp of the west converts finals he's been dad electric
and he also is now getting like the those
we're star play off countries where we saw the boy
What we see in this year, like he shows up for these big big moments,
He does a live for those moments, and you know you your reference said the knight
a game happened, was against golden state in san francisco bay, terraces acl. We
state over that night and then
morning, one the burst onto the airport.
And I'm sitting next one, and we have the conversation and you get to see the the fear, the rejection and like
What what what just happened and, more importantly, was about to happen
You know what he said to me college like you got,
a trade me now, they're, really
hit me and was emotional conversation because of
You know everything we have gone through together and where we were at- and I just tried to reassure me that moment and every day
after that, no like we're we're, not think
if you're damaged goods you're a guy
and not only are you gonna come back from his end. Regional you'll come back it better player, you gonna to
If you re a comeback, stronger better and that-
It is proven that an error
this year, the biggest game of the season for me
I confidence in getting back to that level. With we play, I think, of portland December eighth.
And Jamal his again game winner over german grant.
see almost like him, take a deep breath and remind them survey, I'm a real.
The best ballplayer
I want your really long journey, get back to this point and there
dark days in their journey and coming back from the asia injury, but he attacked it.
all we try to do as an organisation. Oh, I try to do as they head coach was
with him and show how much you love them,
not rush him back lot
You wanna come back last year, the player
Is he ready? Is he not now wasn't pusher
now wanted him to feel really comfortable about stepping back on that court, and that happened this year and to your point
Not a goal was amazing. The western governments finals. He wanted
you pay, but you can make a great cases well, fgm, all thirty two!
again, a fourth in game sweep, and he has thirty points
first, half of game three and again
In june. We had twenty three points in the fourth quarter alone, taller
to win. That being so, I just
everybody's back healthy in a really good,
mentally and that's a great story, because I think when it comes to the building of these teams-
and injuries and everything that goes into it as fans. We sit there more like what the heck like
it's. Actually, we have a joke: you're adrian pearson, ruined acl injuries for everyone, because the running back he he came back and like eight
HANS and so now anyone gets injured and were like what the hell. Why aren't they back, but the the
mental side of sports in being able to keep your guys mentally in it when they're not maybe
participating on the on the court. That's gonna, be it's all part of the coastal job. People dont really see.
What is an average about? You is that up, because one thing we did last year for Jamal too
it was really hard for him, be a practice had to sit there.
Whatever your playing the game, he loves. That's like torture,
come on just brackets. You can't touch of all or do anything
but I'll be there would be a good team. A member stocks yeah was
we tried to do we try to get involved in the process, and so are
we play an irregular season? We do the same thing. The play off. We watch a personal at it. So again,
you play. Miami saw that one of our cultures will take our genes through.
Personal at it taught my each other players
tendencies. What their strengths are:
so we started having jabbar do that last season Jamal.
you present reggie, and
This is the way to keep him involved where a guy can play the game plan.
we'll try to help my guys out. I can
come in and sit on approaches meeting and so on.
Do things like that, just to keep a
young man whose don't you are really tough time, does keeping immensely engaged and well
No you're not playing
right now, but you still a part of this. Are you still gonna be a part of this?
forward, and I do
that helped him kind of getting through that that really tough year, all of last yeah
It must be tough for a guy. That's that much of a competitor to have to sit back and watch everything and now you're talking about keep strategies, keeping your team together. Keeping players focused when they're not playing. You have a pretty significant, lay
we don't know who you can be playing the finals? We don't know how long the heat celtic series is gonna go
What's your strategy right now in terms of rest, verse, rust, do you have guys competing in practice to have similar scrimmages are given the guy's time off just recoup
right? How are you handling the lay off between now and the funds
yeah man we had to we. We met for awhile as a staff yesterday, so the first day back was a complete blank. I got baby got bleak
back lay l.
today- was a eight.
Player development treated, never left out of a day
we can get on the floor here and a little bit and we
overplaying, yet for the next three or four days ago, we just about the denver nuggets
a cleaning up all the things. The first were twelve and three so far so after
fifteen thing one of the things we have to clean up offensively defensively special
situations whatever may be and then at whatever
point in time. We finally know who our opponent is weird.
we know will have three or four days to get ready for game one to prepare for their personnel and their place in the walk you
and what our game plan is going to be
we're meeting as the staff everyday talk about both miami and Boston, just to give
however, each team or what they presented, but
now, because we played every other day are geyser and peak conditioning
in a rather might now and it also
you take that away
That is the biggest challenge. How do we maintain our conditionally? How do we maintain a rhythm while not
games and it s hard to do another
I believe we have the same situation. We swept around
first round, be swept the second round and out next applauded and both countries seven gains
so we have like an eight nine day, layoff for both of those, and I think it affected us kind of getting into the eastern.
And finally, the butt.
They'll be ready. I have no doubt about the yeah see you talked about leaving you. You ve had a credible career in basque,
while you've been around some great players? You also were with the warriors before they became the championship warriors,
Is there any like parallels in in watching steph curry when he was at the beginning of his career being like he was,
caught a similar yoke? It's where he was. Obviously
In college basketball made a tournament run with davidson, but no one thought he was gonna be what he is.
did you see it
when you're watching me in practice and being like this guy, especial he's going to be one of the best players in basketball.
Well yeah, because with staff- and you get to know him, do you realize that this guy the character may decide to men
hi carriage, a young man, tremendous work,
I think the guy everyday had a routine routine,
The planned work done his game before and after every practice,
You knew you had a skill amid the visibility shoot. The ball was just
As you do grounds that many years ago, shooting may suffer multitude sense.
What things, therefore, you can do a shooting score the basketball, but, as we have all come to see
in the years since they want all those championships,
I have many drafted a likely thomson and then we judge the galley dream, a green and harrison.
Then you can see the makings of something special I want
leaving their goals sacramento to be the head coach, but when I left it
bear in mind my son-
Can you do in state? We all set down there in the first round
san antonio held a series of the second round.
Saw all the makings of eighteen had Jimmy
dna and obviously, if we continue to urge that now those three or work core guys
oh, the rest has been history and obviously do have been almost
with dynasty these last ten years yeah. So I I made the comparison- and I think it was a week ago or so that staff in yo kitch, even though they don't obviously play the same position, they're very different in how they play ah
They are similar in the fact that a defence date, the the like orbit of the defence, the gravity of the defence, always collapse.
on them and opens up everything else. It jude
see the same thing words like these guys, even if they're not making shots it's it's everything that
comes around it, that the defense has to prepare, for that makes him so special.
I think the truly defining characteristic of a great player is one that makes a theme is better
As the staff to your point, you know: he's gonna check the crowd overnight. Choose subsides, threed offenders
play, making an unselfishness
I've, someone underrated, we all talk by staff couriers ache.
Sugar and a score one.
greatest you're gonna, be history,
but he also has the ability to make those around him better.
and use the analogy and do not feature is to see if you guys find this funny or you,
see it. I think Jim
lebron James and Nicole yogurt
very, very similar, and where
the I just you say Helena like once a great out with a freak,
on the other guy cage above the sunday newspaper, but you get away from that
those guys there. I you there are selfishness the ability to make everyone better, an impact. The game rebounding scoring play me.
and is making timely place and seeing things
everybody you'll see them at the end, having coastal around for five years and now, Nicole, over eight the
two guys, I think, are incredibly similar. Once you get past the obvious athleticism
That's it that's really interesting, but the one thing that I would agree with that they both will make passes and he see in football. Sometimes quarterback throws a pass before the receivers open yoke edge and leubronn both make the path
They start passing the ball before their guys even open to receive the pass. They truly do see that before ever happens.
Yeah. Now they do a minute. That's it that's a great thing about, like some guys, applying check that out there, and then you have a few guys, the play just at sea
is developing and guys,
I'm pretty quickly when they first coming. Writing first employment, Nicole egg.
but have you heard of this level of your open he's gonna find you
I've gotta run through the land they get hit in the back of the head,
An elder may be ready cash,
I'm going to find you in your open. So that's the best part
play within the guy is solar, selfish
just wants to win, doesn't care about,
is almost embarrassed by the attention at times such as selfless superstar.
You're very, very fortunate to have the option of total guy who's. Look like that.
I like the analogy to just because it when leubronn unyoking both get the ball to top up the key. The defence is already come, screwed cause. They can do everything and it's like you, don't you there's nothing. You can really do
to stop whatever their next thing is because they could go to the hoop they can hit a fadeaway. They could pass. They get everyone claps on them. That, like spot, is already has bit the defense in a place. They don't want.
Where s, and for me, like most gangs, start off the first play the game looking opposed them,
Look that want to see what the old teams gave linux
and they have a choice to make a complaint to call a straight up.
I will team
He liked. Lebron has seen every conceivable defence that you can imagine
and what did you love about Nikola like after thing.
They want to get the lakers
of one owner by talked about the lakers, though
great place.
They're down one, oh, but they have
actually more gardener guard Nikola and what really well yeah, no way
get a kick out of that because one we were up one, oh, no one.
What about that?
in the I like it
more is the hell we young player and he had a tremendous western conference finals. But like
figures that nicole bright he's everything I guess at the deepest,
the player of year take place great all over him.
he's gonna a way to beat you whether its corey or
the open. Every jamal from Michael for casey, be wearing
is to make the job so
The commission has a ball in that low paused on.
With elbow that that deeper
the decision to make in the college
the right read every time there is usually no no correct decision. The hope that he screws up somehow which he and outside, as it yeah yeah hope they hope they, mrs shot, that's the defects that they have to play. Sometimes I have to
wash well, it's it's a to poor question, but I feel like every championship. Team has to have an x factor to win
and I might just be a term we make up in the media of an x factor which one of these x factor
more important to your team, the altitude
rocky, the mass god being able to drain half court shots on top of a fifty foot lad,
thrown the ball over his head now
doubt rocky, not yours, worried before I got near they told his story
It was like. Maybe the season opener rocky was being like coming. He was rappelling down to the floor. Yes, I understand the spotlight on them down here. It comes world's most famous mascot and that's something
whereas he's coming down right
it passes, our bodies live in town
But, yes, iraqi is definitely important, but I think you can see that on the other teams face when they come to denver and they play in this altitude that first quarter, you can see guys, huffing and puffing and his son,
from dogma, the greatest coach in nuggets history, his
things back in the day, trying to ask where you getting up and down. I gotta greatness
Then there is the other day
Will they also embrace in denver nugget history say: hey, run the layers of working.
running, keep ronicky running because
You have been built into our city
can never discount the importance Iraq, YAP, smarts before game, so before game. One. Do you get nervous? We
We have without Danny Hurley on a bunch, and he will you know during the cons run, we're talking. He drinks urine before the game, which is intimidates everyone.
but he also said that he s alike,
get in his moment where he doesn't. He did. He does,
to be so mad about the referees or something before the game that he s like shut off?
the lights in give himself a moment what europe
game,
Jeanne are you do do you get the butterflies? Is the games about tip off?
firstly, I got a question,
danny and Bobby, and obviously we haven't gonna be stuck to the family sooner
These guys, I'm a seat, more proof, guy the new york, but
who is currently drafting a zone, is hopefully now it's it's. It's a mushroom knows. What's a mushroom t that looks like piss
and we told them. He should just go with it and be my gown drinkin passed before the game because lesson they it's like that.
the old saying like never get. No a fight with a guy's got nothing to lose. If you need it
Their coach drinkin passed before game you're you're in trouble, you deadly
so I don't drink. This requires noted I bought, but it didn't work for him a hell of a deep gratitude to you to kind of any early, but not you. I haven't done it.
For as long as they have been. You know I don't get, I'm so locked into my prison
retain gettin, ready and and you're. My note some eighty
who plays in
pairing deadly and they,
guys you gravely jump ball of fire
We ve got our job. We prepared a guy's already forever comes out way, but I guess
get nervous where my heart is being out of my chest.
I don't think the mba final will be any different. But I've never been there as a head coach was there as an assistant coach one time, but I we
work, hard and detailed prepared. Now you tell us
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fantastic, we loved avenue on you had a quote so
yoke, it has had a triple doubles in these playoffs he's been out of this world averaging a triple double and you had a quote saying:
there's no stat padding there like he's doing it, and it's not
like something that were, you know orchestrating, so walk me through
game, six of the sons when you're up twenty with
two three minutes left and yoke is still on
court cause. He only has nine rebounds walk me through that decision,
may I say he doesn't step. I started, I keep him out of there, so we can get of mars use all your data. Somebody asked me a question and then-
working out the press room after that gained in
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we got his rebound, he got Paul, he I think he got a rebound another assist and he got taken out like twenty seconds later
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some guys enemy code. You up,
five, but three minutes ago you still like just starters and that's what
focus all right for me, maybe
being around the games once they have been and probably to the detriment of time
I always have here that if somebody's gonna come back and make a run with a three point learning- and so
and then I got home yesterday and my I got two dollars a senior who just graduated should be freshman cows next year and
what will be a junior next year,
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And he says this is MIKE malone- what it seems
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root out was out. There just was play.
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we pulled away so
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button. I gotta respect the the the smith machine, the weightlifting rack yeah, you haven't even noticed the the the best part about it is you're sitting on a couch, there's being held up by pink cans,
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well, so thank you will come on man. You are very, very accomplished funny comedian with dot be great to have you aren't you also sports fan big sports day for philly
yeah rooms out ski yeah. So if you look right there to your left, max are producer he's actually getting seat. People are saying he looks like you right now, because he's got a soul patch. Ah he had to get the soul patch, because the sixers lost the celtics.
That was the. Are you a sixers fan he just that they're gonna win now he's!
Fortunately, a six percent yeah. Do you feel I get rid of dock? That's gonna does
a cure anything. I think it's good, like you had to get rid of dogs to first move year. I dont know at this point. This might just me me me talkin angry shit because there they lost, but I think, maybe a and b
you go to. This yeah doesn't have that dog yeah. I don't think he is a he going to be a winner, yeah yeah! That's awesome!
I need an unbelievable tower and that's my favorite, like our show, is basically built on being, like you know the dumbest sports fans and that I would imagine being called into every philly radio station right now being like he's not a winner. He's a loser go just.
The mvp yeah he's. None of these are losers, the wrong way. I don't I just don't like a. He has never fight like you said he won't put the. He can't lead that team
yeah. Well, you does it make anybody else better. It's been a while, since we had the championship dna conversation, I dont know if yes champion
the names of little carson whence vibes. Yes, but I am
so that's it meanest thing, no one ever. That, though, is that those the line element admit almost thinking for filling the personality of philly sports. I say straight up for your homework.
yeah. I like tat village,
handle a problematic like out ivories he's like Alan iverson way to me. Yeah like the way he plays and his offer,
there was social media went out. Iverson was playing Peter flashed a gun at her, sir
he got caught with guns like all the time yeah and he would just get in trouble, but there's no video right. He was like a tick talks of him like singing and waving it around. It is it is. We are talking about it the other day, but it's just insane that jam rant like the one rule. It's just don't take your gun out during the
Instagram life, it's very easy, actually, yeah! You have thought he would like figure it out after the first one
is now make funny. Like all of the you know, what he has to do is sit down wearing like a turtleneck. That's not me.
tat the person I am and I don know kids are watching and I know that he was so like, and then you know what is it a month later,
yeah, yeah wives, these it's over a longer than two months grasping three days now. So we can say today has been three days since John ran, has last showed a firearm for me
they had to erase that board without incident. Yeah, let's celebrate the progress is one. I always read a little bit about your history and whether you came up to the scene. Did you you were you got started doing stand up when you were in college? Is that right now, wow yeah? I guess so. I was in college for like a month or two and then I tried an open mic in the.
Good enough that it gave me an excuse to quick hope it. Yet I loved it wasn't a good excuse, actually bark reiser on his podcast. We had one of the funniest moments of like self.
Innovations. Maybe sometimes I felt we hang onto so
we thought when we were younger and has never really been challenged, and I used to always tell the story of starting. I told us to burn on his podcast once I was like I started doing comedy. I dropped out of college immediately. It was just community college anyway and MIA. My parents were all pissed off and they got furious and I said that I eventually got my family to get behind me just in
If I had a speech for them- and I was like you know, this- is I'm a quitter by nature and if I having a backup plan I'll bail on this, but I think I wanna try doing this so you have. I can go back to school in a couple of years if this isn't working out good
But right now I gotta put all my eggs in this basket and burgess are cackling. Catalan goes, you could have done. Both
and he's absolutely right. Yeah. Absolutely I just didn't care for school yeah, so any excuse to get out of it would have been fine for me, it's good order. It's like bill gates, bill gates, dropped out of college, nothing. I yeah Coby Coby, Coby, Coby yeah. All these
as didn't go through the diary, yeah everyone Jana yeah, he can narrow dark and it makes sense though it's like a you, don't burn the boats.
You know. If you don't leave yourself a backup option there,
I believe we have young enough. I mean I was doing come when you first start. If you get enough once a week, it's fantastic grant,
things are always at night and they're, not over too late, and these are all things I could have just gone to the three core.
I was taking ten minutes ten minute yeah
we're gonna have to put all my eggs. Well, I mean that is true. If you want to be a real comedian, you have to like wake up at three o'clock in the afternoon.
I hear you live out jirga beer to give her the shakespeare
my first year, I don't remember the first joke I ever told, but I know my first like said I ever wrote- was all it's such an interesting thing, starting. I start at nineteen. So when you're that young, you don't realize, I think until you get older like you need some life experience to talk about. So when I first started, I thought it was being a genius too. I was like jerry springer, show's crazy. What's with maury povich
living with your mom's knox, just you're just doing the greatest hits of skipping school in setting out what you could actually raises right, even rock wink. Oh, what's going on a member, it was was eddie murphy that there was talk about kind, that same thing right, which you know, and his first set was just about taking a shit.
it's like fourteen years of nets as the entire life,
Where's that he had was just shitting was kind of funny at all eddie murphy such a good example, because you know he lives on those two specials and not take anything away from they were hits and they were both great and they hit me when I was younger, but as someone who's been doing it so long now, like I see the nineteen year old kid, he was nineteen.
delirious right so, like I see that all over it now did I mean the time he was like older than me when I saw it, and I thought he was like a seasoned and he was but like the material itself, not really like anything like light, it doesn't really give you any insight into him. He does a a long sit on like you know what, if this old t,
star, but fuck this tv star read it and then go one long story about the bbq. The rocky story, like don't don't mess with a white guy after just saw rock and roll yeah. Raul was in his early twenties, so yeah it is funny like I almost you know, cause he's always threatening to come back and do comedy again and then it doesn't work out and then I think the reason always comes out he's like well. Where could I like possibly work out new jokes when I'm like so famous brain you could, I think, he's worried like he. He I dunno. If his skill level on that particular thing stand up is like changed, but he hasn't done it in thirty years.
pretty rocky and from everything we talked about with with green. Is it really is you have to do it every day? Like you know, all you do is disappoint right, yeah, that's true as true. We cannot do anything asking them.
You are aware right where you left off right. If you had the bars already say he left the bar so high. You can't just show up because I want to go see: creed three in the theater, the others
I move up with a rocky. Maybe so
you also you were your security for escorts, Zat, right, yeah,
that's a wild! I mean everyone, you you had the law
like anyone who's been out, maybe I escorts, but like a bachelor party, new hiram stripper you
we walk in the door yeah, they are relying on that look and didn't. We asked me about any of my
defensive scale and the look kid I guess usually would work. I try to use my mind and that I'd job morally, where
If there is somebody somebody in the latter here has given a credit card number to somebody great cause. I you know it's just how it works so like reminding them of their driving a escorts that we're just escorts was actually weirdly seedier because he just drive like you wait outside of some weird house, and then some girl goes in
It comes out and then has to have a conversation with you like, like you know, right like sorry, I was late. I had the quiff out some calm. Sorry were you waiting long, yeah yeah, the other
Ones were alike, you'd go and they like strippers also, so if you go and they would like dance and some of the morn escorts, but some of them.
like what it was pretty gross yeah I mean it is like a the look. I think it's ninety five percent of the job, because you walk in and it's a bunch of dudes in a bachelor party, and they just need to have someone who, like, oh, he could probably fucked me up. He survives it will be like seven mc, the north philadelphia with like fifteen like a young black dudes and me
where their gear. So it's like you know he gotta be like hey guys, rap music right, he didn't relate hey. Look at my food
I'm I'm sure you had so why so you're doing that an stand of saint on yeah. I thought it was a good way to like make money and not have to like put too much work in also fat and secure kid that I definitely thought I was like I'll when these hot, showing what am I get paid to watch these girls get naked, basically here and then and then the problem to be all horned up, producing a shot me shut tight on the way home. Now it was you go. It was mostly depressing under the ride home was them. You know of telling me
long term plan of getting their children back from the government or he had finally getting away from this guy. That beats them up, ok,
Here we are good luck off more
I want to go get gang banged by guys in ocean city. So let's put a pin in this conversation about your child being taken by the government. Let's go
his gang bang theory yeah. What did you use your own car for that? Or was it a company car bound car? Would it smell like afterwards? Was there a cause?
you anyone! That's ever had a stripper come to their house, there's a distinct stripper smell yeah. Maybe though I don't really fully remember that I said I was definitely in in the beginning. I didn't do it very very long, I wash and say I did it for several years, but very on and off. So I would do it like six weekends in a row or something and then I'd be like you know, get away from it and then, like you'd, lose sore that company and but there there was a time where you could go in the yellow,
pages and anything that was like yo. You look for it's like bills, creepy entertainment or yeah yeah, some name. It just made sense that it was gonna, be strippers yep, and you can call me like. I am a driver. I've done this before army with no back check. Dubbo go pick up the.
Three girls, like not a murderer, I didn't
one time in new york only and it was a sort of a different system I think here than it was in philadelphia. I picked up it also mark marriage thing years ago, but I picked up these. It was three girls and the plan in new york. They just have you get girls in the car and then
Wait for something the rolling you know you wait for a call to come in. Oh so, yeah you're, like an uber sitting there I mean it. No one got a job of these girls and thank god that would have been it's own problem yeah. One of them mercifully didn't have a lazy eye, one of the three ah and then just listening to them. Compare notes over how to get this one old man off that everybody gets called to, and just it was really like a that was pretty creepy.
they just sitting in a car double park in times square for like for our island. In the guys I gap gets nothing
Where did you get paid and that now
As you know, the rolling out every didn't know your age is one that I would
I should tell you my life experience and how you saw it coming. Nineteen, that's that's like the fastest way to get life. Experience. Do a job like that, you know
and also comedy itself. Then you start traveling and opening for beauty can get like experience. Hell goes like a similar pete davidson who's, like so young, but he was thrust into life experience. He definitely has things to talk about writing records of all those things, but yet nineteen all I knew was like my mom's house me and my friends go on an eagles game playing basketball and going to the mall yet to try to talk to check. So it really wasn't anything like a
I had nothing with all tv shows. I've seen yeah movies, I've watched yeah. I was reading your bio and it refers to you as a comics comic. That seems like a good thing to be called. Would you consider yourself a comic's comic? I dunno, I hope so I mean the people I always like, like to watch our describe like there will be patrice or a tail or people like that when they went onstage geraldo when they were on stage the clubs like the comics all tried to like stop what they were doing and watch them unless they have such
cool thing, but yeah it it'd be also be good to be a people and audiences comic. He has a little sneaky dis in there. It's like yeah, he is the funniest guy. He just hasn't had like the like, dane cook tour yeah, I dunno, if it's a automatic back handed at all, but like it definitely is such a funny like yeah anyone. They call a comics got not that they're, not successful people. Rarely called comics comic is like
there are comics comic, because no one else knows about the comics are aware what it is that you are on a tough crowd right yeah. I did it once yeah. That's event that seems like. Maybe one of the funniest shows that nobody talks about these days. I used to love watching Colin Quinn and the the
rotating panel that he would have where's your money for I'm from originally washington d c soccer. I remember watching that show almost every night in college yeah it was. The problem would be as graves hilarious show I loved it, but, like I'd, have to assume like the long term issue with it was. It was really local new york comedy scene like heavy the mainland. You have to know alright, they would say names like the the
or of the comedy cellar like everyone knew who were was alright go. You know how asked he gets when she's in a bad mood booking the shown yeah. I assume people in my iowa are like what the fuck are. They
yeah. It was very local yeah, but it was, I mean the one of the funny shows ever on tv yeah, but so so your new special is it dog belly? You
well special zeist, the one like I I love by the way that you did on youtube. I feel like comedians are starting to do that and we've. You know we're friends with the staff and he has his special out on youtube. Like
What did you try to sell it and you're like no? I want to do it on youtube, because I can make just as much money more people will see it. Now. I was trying to just have one of the streaming services pay for it outright, just like produce it completely, and then with all the quarantine stuff and like everything changing I mean. Quite frankly, it was like. I had a couple like netflix and h b. O were both supposed to comic watch me like run the hour to see if they were interested in picking it up and and then by the time after, like quarantine, me too, and then black lives matter happened and essentially in in not so many words they were like yea. We can't just throw some straight white guy that no one really knows that. Well, neither x ray here like there's nothing to sell it with. So it kind of like that. I got defeated and then
mattel and an irish, if were kind of like the two people were like, let's just list to do it right, do it yourself, yeah and then easier said than done? Also, it's crazy expensive to do yeah but like I do love the ownership of it and everything and it is pretty great, but then we were like we'll make it high quality also, so we can like try to sell it and then, by the time it came like you know, hey now's, the time like shop, the surround. If we're going to see if somebody wants to buy it, I was like man it's going to hurt more. If I give him a finished product too, and then they go, this is great, but now yeah. So I was just like. Let's just give it, let's just give it out for free, and then you hope that moves tickets yeah when you, when you're watching the debut of it on youtube, were you nervous? Were you? Did you click into be like nobody's going to watch this film again? There was but yeah it is that that's the other thing with all the streaming services that must have been on comedy central and netflix before and like you only just know, by like reaction online yeah like social media interaction and like, ah, you know, there's never distress over the numbers that when it's on youtube, go back every hour and be like how I was a slow hour, yeah then, and now it's like you know, even hits like. I did great one point: six million. I think it is
in a month which is good. I think we had the million five days. That's almost the thing that hit the million or five days, and now it's like one point six near like who seem to have hit a bit of a wall there, so you don't know, what's going to make people like jump back on it again, yeah, no matter how much promotion you put into it. No matter how big you are. I assume that everybody at every level has that moment where they click into and they're like what if nobody watches me like, I would definitely be thinking about that, especially all the promotion I did like leading up to it and then, like ARI, was great now in the producing of it. Like the day it came out, he made me like five hours and text every celebrity or person I've met in my life. Some of them did it too, which is pretty funny like hey, lead, singer of living color were sorted and we sort of know each other and he promoted it for me, which I thought was really cool yeah, that's
it's a shitty feeling to have to do like in the content game. To like ask other people to share cause. It's it is what makes kind of the world go round, but it also like it never is fun to just be like hey you're, my friend. Can you do this, even though we're friends like please plug me also, I don't have good karma on that. I have a lot of people that are like. Can you
the signals, big mark as unread yeah right right and then time come for you.
which she had been issued, a reply that I'll be grab your bags, he believes
so don't answer the way I wouldn't know from of their special as well are just like the week before your special comes out. You just go back through all those messages and just do nothing but promoter
people think you're about to send that tax out. Just build it all up.
So on others,
the show you're on it's probably a month ago. You do a lot of cruises or you've done a lot of cruises. Yeah, I'm fascinated with that. What it's like to be a performer on a cruise, because I've been on a cruise, maybe once or twice
the best really suck yeah, it's like it is very weird to them pretty quick yeah to to be on vacation with everyone at the same time, but from a performance perspective like. Are you just watching the whole thing being like what is going on was funny whatever day, however, many days a cruisers, I feel, except unlike the four and then three four and five days I performed on and whether it's five or three the last day, you're like get me off this goddamn thing right like if I can't look at this buffet or buffet people anymore yeah, but I've never done like a cruise ship. That was like, thank god. That's just the thing that it'd be a tail tuck for me, because just what I do. But if you do like a carnival cruise lines or norwegian cruise and you're on just the cruise as the comedian, the rules are insane. There is a comic like legendarily got helicoptered off the plane because he went into the
girl, girl's room like on the cruiser they found that he went with like a customer right into the room, the helicopter them off the plane because of such a rule break apparently right, but the ones I have all done our chartered cruises, so it it could be carnival or norwegian, but they're not involved. It's it's taken over by. I think so. I've done a ship rocked is the one I've done the most since a heavy metal cruise ship, so that a godsmack and all these bands that I've done it with so that- and that's
rule, you can go back to anybody's room, but the median weight of females on ship, rocked I'd say is about me plus
XO
it's, not a real fuck fest bright. It is like a. There are no rules, so it's not so bad in that regard because like and then also in your downtime. Ah you know you could go watch bands play all day.
Long grey, pretty cool, but I mean I assume and even that after a while it just like they suck, you know mean you go and you do them, but like they were, then the impractical jokers couple of times that's fun. There's a bunch of friends on it there so like the entertainment, wise and stuff to do, is better on those but stillness. After so many days, yeah
I was just on a cruise ship or the entertainment was like a share impersonator and like a comic who has to do cruise ships, it would be yeah yeah.
that sounds crazy. They they helicopter a guy off because you're not allowed to fraternize at all with other people that are on the cruise. You have to just like, be by yourself or with the other performers yeah, and you could hang out, I think, with like the staff, that's from all over the globe right so like no one has a great grip on English. They just
to say, wash uashi and skirt your hands with hands. I see, I see you got the other acts underhand orchestrate edge, now
that's it. That's all I got all infusing like stolen valor range people so can feel the I think the last saw a bit of ink was getting put into a when someone came up to me goes straight age. No like right now. It's my show that the bonfire logo and that's the mouth of the legion of gangs, logo. So that's what it's posts to be, but yes, it does appear that
straight edged. Yet it does confuse people when I smoke pot, yeah yeah say idea that I'm a cop smokin hands yeah. It is those very views on that.
yeah. You started your own festival escape fast, which, like that's, I mean incredible like to to have the balls to be like hey, let's get everyone together, it's grown to such a huge level. Did you ever imagined that it would get to like the level that people are looking forward to buying tickets right away to skank, thus, every year? I'd even think it was a good idea. I thought it was going to be a failure of an idea and that's the vision of louis J Gomez, where he really like sees it. You know he he knows how to like him. You know he got to rebecca trenton, Christine evans, as my girlfriend for a long time now to kind of help him like in there all three partners. Those are the three major partners of the festival and they put that thing together. Every year, I'm just a figure head by. Like name it's. You know my pod.
I guess I was kind of like the the focal point of it but yeah. That's those guys. I really I'm small potatoes in my visions, when I did my first comedy central specials at seventeen years of doing comedy. I got that and my ages remind me the other day when we finished the second show that night I went to when I was like that was as far as I
shooting comedy. I don't know what the next thing is. I want to do in our special that everyone can see. That's it like power.
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protection starts here and now, here's more bj. So what is what is the next big thing for you to gawker? You do like movies tv nope.
Yeah, I love broadcasting
really do. I really like. I do the bonfire with robber Kelly. Now I did it for eight years with Dan solar who's, the genius that stuff.
Excuse me legion of skanks,
I have so many like broadcasts, but that seems to scratch. The same itch is like stand up to me: yeah, acting and stuff, like sitting around reading other people's like funny words or whatever, doesn't really like. I dunno, I don't like it. I feel like every time I've been acting. I was in the movie hustlers,
And within those three days I was their long days, but
in that I got to watch jailer. Do like the dance she didn't movie, which was insane
b. Was there one point? Liz, oh, oh sure, of course jailer end with all of it. I just mean that the thirty seconds herb two minutes
of like actual filming, I was a part of everyday- was not worth the justice.
a guy. I still look those days like nightmare.
Firstly long sitting around doing nothing days. Yeah yeah see you're smart drop out
college, yeah, yeah sitting in the closet, wasn't my thing yeah? What's the what's? Ah I love asking comedians like: what's the best underrated comedy city in america that you like to go cause at most,
media. You maybe tell me I'm wrong. They say miami sucks. There well really deserve any say that yeah desire, yeah,
miami socks want. What why's that I dont know I well for me,
it's whatever reason that she has the city. I just like. Don't draw like tickets in ok and then people show up for a comedy show and- and it's mostly cubans who want to hear
You know cuban household parents are like
right- and I don't have any of that- in fact- I go up there and like what's up cubans and mr doing
sick invoice for them, which they don't love,
people just you hot miami
I didn't like it here declare yet I think you're right, it's a city that does a day when I go party, they will interact. They're, not brilliant, like sitting in observing like a thing so much it would get. If I withdraw my own audiences, maybe I'd tampa is a great place for me yeah, but they were
hulk. Hogan writer yeah, I'm in Tampa, like all the retired wrestlers living in Tampa, is one of my favorite things about so funny. Yeah like on Monday nights, you can go to hulk, hogan's restaurant and it's just like bed. He has, or whatever
I just had coconut shrimp with bruce the barber beef yeah. Yes, yes, there's something about tampa. It's just like it's just so pure florida, like people, think of florida, they think of miami. I think Tampa is the most florida of florida. No, it is because you get all of it. It's the white trash, the morbidly obese latinos, walking around in short, shorts and bass.
Suits, mean just confidence, cn yeah it some it's a beautiful, beautiful places. What wasted
while never lived there far too humid for me to live my fat hoodie lifestyle all year round I entered tell me, I mean I was actually wondering like to. Have you been big j
wherever, because that, like I know personally like to bodega, go to around the corner from my house like a walk out and there's a guy out there. All time calls me big guy and unlike taken
sk. I know it's not saying you I mean, like you say, he's profiling, these, like big guy, a big man
yeah so where you always big J.
Yet while the name came was funny the way that even sticks like in my comedy, unlike labs, always use. It was my first start a comic
I I switched schools senior year high school. I went from philadelphia, south jersey for one year and my best friend that I became friends with that school's name was jay also by the way six foot tall, not little, but he was his. He started dating a girl who was a kind of friends with the group, so when she would differentiate who she was, she would say big jay and little joe. He still
little J by the way, not to so funny, but then I was so then when I started doing comedy, I started the all black circuit and I saw the disregard
For a comics last name by the host was very evident right away. They really didn't so, rather than have a get massacred all the time I was like I'll just be big, J and smart and then
which worked out and then when I started getting into the more mainstream stuff like the mainstream clubs and everything I just put my last name on it, but I kept bg such a funny. Pompous though cause I have none, I'm sure
classic what about my black circuit fans? I don't want not know whose recent j ochres not going to notice their favorite white comic
yeah want to turn my back on them?
Actually, it's funny at forty five getting the question cause. I always just like give like a half hearted.
want to celebrate our big day or just J Ochre said I'm like yeah man, weird, if you just, if you say one or the other, now big J, please don't fuck this up. Would you would you rather be like a slightly portly man like in big cats example, and have somebody be like what's a big dog, or would you rather be someone who's at the
at least small like myself and be called like. What's up big boy cause for me, whenever I get called like IRAN, I hate yeah. That's the one way that you can really twist the knife. It's like you! Don't you don't mean that I don't know it's funny. I I have so many of like internal aspirations to just go shopping at a mall and buy cool jeans and be smaller yeah, but I also feel there's like an identity loss in being like to smoke. One thing: I've always not that I haven't had any problems or or people fucking with me physically in the world, but I think it's just a little less of like that
You have also done just for like arguments sake, squatted down and walked at a height of like a girl. I know once and ask what a terrifying world yeah right every
the looming over you and they talk and Eric. So it's like yeah guess I'd rather be like a bigger guided smog yet and any kind of was shredded like a dive
small yeah, it's ok, yeah
in india, you can starve to death yeah small people do live longer. That is just a fact. Like big dogs, like I know, like there's a there's a moment where my body will just be like you shouldn't have done all this year, but then you also have those years where you're a very heavy,
problem for everybody. That's when you can't move so much to carry a tank of something with you at all times to nose hoses us. Yet you can't get shredded they'll, because
it's not funny, but there are no really good. Looking comedians there's something, I think is really funny people that are agent, but they have to find it. That's almost that's like the harder thing is, and you have to find. What's like like kitschy about you, you can't just be like. We've always been very easy for me to get pissy
A pretty awesome dick. I think you are really really real anybody in with that. One thing is like being a bigger:
especially young. That was such a funny thing me and patrice O'Neal had in the beginning of my comedy, because a I, as most fat comics will do to all my jokes, the beginning against. I had a limited life experience where I'm fat and as we're being fat like- and this is fat and I've done this fat thing. Ah- and I guess patrice had a bunch of jokes like that too, at the time like just being fat jokes- and I remember- we did a show- a caroline's here- new york, one time with the late caroline's now a years ago, and he something it's a kind of telephone back to me that or put your edit up to poetry. So much and they were like patrice, says: euro stealing his material.
Without that got me so that frazzled me in so many ways cause one I look up to him to. I was hurt because I mean I know it's not true and also like brahma. Well, how do I argue this like? I don't want to be if I go argues patrice, like he's going to win the argument, he's like such a bigger personality and and funnier, and has all these like you know, so I I kind of ignored him for a while, and I remember he gave me a call landline how long ago this was
His first words goes. I didn't say that you are stealing my jokes. He bet he explained that he was like. I just said to someone I go by the time I get on stage, closing the shows he showcases. I have nothing to talk about because Js doing all fat guy stuff, which made much more sense to me and then he said Yeager prominent like he goes, but that there shouldn't even have said that because
It's like you could do with those jokes domains. Like I'm been doing this longer. I should be. I don't want to just do I got more to say than just like simple fact: guy jokes,
Susie said that I was like one orange, we just
yeah. So I thought that was such an important moment for me to almost be like yeah. I should rely cause. I don't want to be my eventually. My thing be taken down by, like
a fat fat argon. Oh no of you that guy's going on before me is another. Coming media, your flock! It's you look at it,
Everyone is doing the stand in the
I already sell you like a chicken with his bm eyes. Okay, he's from Philly to shot, then the agger when a guy who's like slightly chubby, is like being a big fat fuck. Like me, I don't yeah. I can't
the story. I think that from our is interesting, that sounds a pretty cool thing for patricia due to like to have the
ability to see that yeah he's not steal material,
Lemme give his words of encouragement. I got back to him
yeah. He seems like a good guy and I always seem that it always seems that in comedy, there's always going to be competition, even if they're, your friends, if they're your peers, you are ultimately competing against each other in the same way. But I do think that now that there's more opportunity- it's just not you know you get a special comedy central. You get a special on h, b, o now that there's more opportunities for you to put your own stuff out. I do feel like from the comedians we've talked to it's become
we're like yeah. You can have friends like true friends that you root for no absolutely there's so many avenues and stuff too, and I think also like that competition thing- and I don't mean it's not a good bye bye. I wonder if that was more of an l, a thing new york. I've always felt much more of a sense. I I know I think it's changed now. I think there's some splintering with like there's like a woke, comedy scene or submitting a whole different. It's just crazy shit, but in new york I felt because new york, what didn't really seem to be like the bulk of everybody, was trying to become like a a sitcom actor or anything. If you were
in that you were out in l a, and I think that competition, but it it manifested in a weird away in l, a everyone was super nice to each other seemed like very complimentary and no matter what you did. Kevin Hart explained it to me once when he moved out there, but the difference was, and he used the example that if I ah started going, hey guys, I'm wearing I'm start wearing a half top on stage. It's my new thing, fat guy and a half top. You know if I walked into the comedy cellar or newer clubs like that. There's five guys waiting to trash me out of that for my own good to be like what the hell you doing, you like a moron like that stupid in l a because it's so competitive,
when they know it's a ridiculously, should he idea just in case that idea pops in some way there like brilliant dude soberly? Obviously you draw people, use it brave,
it's whatever you know, so it was more. It sounded more supportive. I feel like in that world, but I've never like. I said I have no acting movie star like tv heavy ambitions at all so, like I feel no competition with any. I I love comics, I like bullshit with him and and hanging out with him as much as pos. I I do think, though,
I always thought the idea, like you know how people the mba has become. The off season is almost more exciting than the season for some people, where it's like the the trades in the who wants out. If you could find someone who,
like the words or the charms of the comedy. Seen ambien like
this guy talk shit about this guy, like this guy doesn't thinks he could should be
lighting and not opening like the it would. It would be fascinating to watch. Oh man failure
but it would be bad yeah. I would assume it would be very bad very quickly what I think yes begone ever
but he, but I feel like it was you my friend groups, there's, like my opinion of someone's comedy, does not ever affects my opinion of them. As a person did I'm it now the people that I choose to be friends with our people who, like at an ever some years ago, when I start even I kind of like catch shit for that, because I was hanging out, I was told by Keith Robinson,
gotta mentored us do comedy with our like peers and wherever you can get stage time, but kind of hang around the higher ups. You know I mean the guys you look up to kind of where you want to be, and I would do that, but then I would kind of like catch ship, because when I was a tenure comic and it's like he hangs out every day with these like four five year, comics that are his friends, that'd be like like louis,
hey from legion, Skaggs alma yeah? Well, they make me laugh, like I know, they're young, comics and figuring out that, but I was technically still a young cop. You know it's just a little longer than they were. We talk about that all the time on the show like the the thing like they couldn't believe. Yesterday, only just gangs day was saying: Dave smith used to be at my house all the time and he was broke and he was like they thought I was kind of like doing it cause. I was working the clubs a little bit, but they didn't you know. I was also broke and dave saying that he was impressed that we wanted to order food like
I had one of those change jugs it had enough change. Firstly, natives got you just go poor twenty hours there that changed.
Hell yeah they were impressed by the heavier.
what I get? I never liked. My friendships were not as if, like I've always taken people on the reg as soon almost to a flaw, I used to get shit for it that it's like. If I had like a pinkie inside the door, I was also lucky. My friends come right yeah because I like to have like people around and stuff like I've, gotten better spending time by myself.
older now, but like when I was younger. I was like we'll get these guys and also that's a great quality to have. I want them to be around yeah, so I I did cut you off what what
favorite, underrated, comedy city under rated comedy, so some might say miami sucks yeah. I don't know if it's against necessarily a city cause, I think, like denver's like a great it's people know how great denver is right. Exec club, you know, but a more I'd say the most underrated state for comedy
is ohio. Ohio just has a crazy amount of clubs. For me and my like like what I prefer with like audiences, it's all blue collar, pretty much you know I mean that's where I got a flourish in a place where, again because of broadcasting, it's truckers, blue collar factory, warehouse, guys, people who can just put in headphones and just do their job all day and getting them through. That kind of thing is like where I I tend to do so. I, like those kind of in ohio. Just has I mean so many clubs, that's crazy. I never even thought in fifteen clubs, yeah yeah, a bunch of lay a bunch of big cities that are slept on in ohio, Columbus is a very, very big columbus and a kilt, great club and cleveland's got a great club. Cincinnati got a great club, so it's like yeah they're, all over the place, there's like dayton and toledo, and it's like smaller cities,
sounds like a funny bone in them. You can go do so. I do like that. That's primer was underrate as good answer and how bad the eagles superbowl hurt you you're there would have hurt worse if I paid for it, not burt swell max our producer. I I I had a future on the eagles to win two hundred grand but put in august twenty
one so I sent him cause he's a diehard eagles fan. I bought him a ticket for six grand and I said if the eagles win, you don't pay me back, but if the eagles lose, you have to pay back every dollar. So he had, he had the the watching the eagles lose and then realizing it the idea to pay
with a month for the ticket his face isn't enjoying the story now they're not over. It is just a punching bag for the philadelphia failures. So I'm happy that we could bring up both of them within the past thirty minutes it was a hell of a year, even the sports I couldn't care about. Like. Are you
so saw soccer this year, yeah yeah on the same week, and they lost to fill the habitat
and so you you do like watch every eagles game you're in end of the season and everything yeah, it's a it's hard cause. I watch every sixers game too. I watch all eighty two games, town with minimal exceptions. Sometimes it gets ruined for me and it's like not worth it watch it, but for the most part, unable to
and I watch mostly on dvr yeah, I'm usually flying home on sunday when the games happening yeah but yeah. Now it is it's my complete escaped as my favorite thing eat, but eagles and sixers. Primarily I love it. I don't watch sir
here or baseball. Really, I feel like a lot. There's a lotta comedians that just don't like sports. It's it's weird. Maybe it's just because
I don't know, I don't know why that is so many gaze now, if I feel like,
If the comedians are taken over comedy. You said you are here for sports, maybe it's the other sport yeah comedians are like no I'm not watching this, but yeah. I I feel like maybe I'm way off like do now, there's plenty that yet do not care at all write a bunch of my friends talk. In fact. I have very few comedian friends who give a shit about sports right, yeah, a lot of them couldn't care less shane for sure. Yeah shane loves, love, sports, very much soda cared about sports, but like Joe,
Ours is a like good friend. Doesn't care, I always wonder like what it would open up. So much of my life. I didn't care about sports
scheduling like just like happiness yeah. Why? Since what is for me a pure it's a on judge aboard escape,
from guess on judge was yeah, we just call it doing and be the loser yeah and sociology by me, like it's just pure like there's nothing I can do about any of it. You know what I mean: it's just my pure enjoyment, yeah yeah. Somebody says why I fell in love with the impractical, jokers and and jackass, and those kind of shows so much that I'm a fan of his because
after it's on judge will comedy for me. It's like I wouldn't do that right and something I would so there's no way. I can watch that and be like you know, would have been funnier. You know this could have been bag. I have no idea where he's not my like thing at all, so it's like. I can appreciate that. I think sports has a similar thing.
As I sit back and watch these guys go, but my emotion towards sports has gotten funnier as I got older. How so just like the actual, like the like the beautiful story of like a thing, I remember a couple years ago. I think it was the first year the sixers made the playoffs in like quite some time, and when we went to the game, we went to the game, one I think, against the heat it was and they won the first round. This is back when this is before doc, rivers still brett brown. I think they made the playoffs with em bede
and they show like the hype, video before the game and maya. My girlfriend and my daughter are both kind of look at me cause. I was glassy eyed for sure yes, and they are like what- and I was like these twelve guys- man just like they weren't supposed to do anything this year. They released it, so it was until
I don't like to be proud of guys who I don't know at all man. Was I proud to great group of kids. I was saying a couple of months ago on this show they should have. If you go to a therapist. If a guy goes to therapist, they should give you like a mitt and a ball to throw back and forth with your therapist
so you can open up about all this off. Well, just playing catch and yeah. Well, it's not gay his complaint sports. Also, a third doktor. Can you come
champ right? What about you know it's? It's really upheld worker, exert I'm sure a lot of guys would actually open up and you hit home run at work.
it is using only shoes yeah, I sure did for me. I remember that that game was so funny how emotional I got. I mean, like I get I'll go back and watch hype, videos for things that, like our way of the the the superbowl win year for the eagles to some genius, put together like a promo
and it's the whole season going backwards. Democracy in that at all, is like every story has a beginning. I think it's called I watch and added.
it goes. It starts at the
the winning the championship game to go to super bowl and they just are doing everything backwards while playing negative talk
whoops yeah, so it's like them winning against the falcons, and it's like you hear what they're saying Carson wentz is out. This season
over and then they show that this
one yard field go, come back to the tea all way back, so I got camp and the
I was like you know, they're, starting or all altogether, and then they drop back on the line and then just cut the doug peterson saying we're better than nine seven guys. We worked too hard for this and it just I'm getting goosebumps telling it yeah it's
stupid now it's get. Nobody believed you
now we are guided. They do. I knew you guys Henderson yeah,
but every year of equals and six months ago, at some point, my poor girlfriend, who tries desperately to care but doesn't really I look over ago.
some special ever in this year, so boy disease lego some special here again
are you are you mad at the the grounds keeper for the civil, the guy that lead that grass down the slippery grass? I hate I hate excuses and I want to say all of them, but I really
Yeah cleats use our life bodies wheeled out wonders fucked up. He knew what he was doing. I was very mad about tat gets chief. Maybe you should only have to pay three grand back as the grounds vienna. He loves it. The fact that he said
as he just always yelled at me for making that actually yet had. I did like a month long of excuses and like deep dives into the sod father, and I never was a euro loser for carrying this much in there now I've just like now that we ve removed ourselves, unlike max member, when you fucking cared so much,
well yeah. I would never make an excuse for a lost bet, fuck that, but I eat you're right like something about sports. As you get older, it's like you, weirdly, don't care as much, but then you are like,
more romantic about it, much romantic em and don't get, which are things good right. That's a good two august is more things going on your life. There is a type of dancer, always reminds me even a short time ago. I'm your stomach mythic nab years, having was his last year and they lost in the play off championship game to the with the far cardinals.
if the cardinals vs pittsburgh yet and they lost that game and everybody was going to stay to watch the second game at my house, and he reminds me of
I told everyone else like a guy's, a my watch anymore football,
How are we gonna watch your game and, like I'm done like I was really bombed. Unlike
sort of angry and I really held out for a while.
genuinely are unhappy about this. It's good! I love what now
Look at all the news. I mean all the articles, doc rivers is fire and what do we do now, I'm more like into that then
am selling Ahmadi over the thing. Unlike many crumbled, what else
yeah! I get like move on from a much quicker. Yes, it was a part of you happy to see any red when now young,
you'll love. Any red know your loving I read now for sure, but not against the
obviously not like it. At the same time, it's like, oh god, I dunno now is his remaining children yeah. Something could happen to them and I'd be like whatever dude yeah. It makes us win this game that, but you have to respect Andy Reid, at least the coach Andy Reid, maybe at the family, mass yeah, but I mean that guys lost everything to football and just
showing up yeah it's true. The only thing. Yes, it is very true to children are the right. One will want to yeah one died in them. One year was in yeah. I think he might have a. How did he kill the kid, but he liked. I think he was a vehicular man like. I think the kid is in very bad shape. Yeah, not great. Now the orman hulk hogan's kid yes was racing around and neck me a smash into a tree and the his friend became a vegetable yeah. Then they had the hulk, vs hulk, hogan audio of the phone call and he was like
I don't know what your friend did wrong with god. Brother, they brought their kind of carmody automated your son, drunken. We trifling. It's really answer. Yes, yes, corruption is a man. What yeah well know what your friend did seem like a good guy, but he must have some dark
this hanging around hanging around the wrong wiretapped anything you know, veto legally film withhold coconuts knock on his way. I would say now good commercial for the big thick. We're though
We are friends of scanned the thing he did. I
one. Last question robot question pro could take twenty percent off first purchase cusack polos, hoodies, joggers shorts, everything
actually speaking the short I gotta ask pig J, your look, which I love. Your luck. Thank you
it's kind of like stuck in the nineties, but in a good way. Sure is that, like the george, you don't see jaunts enough,
I would say enough at all. I love it because it does
like some comedians. They they hit success which you've hit success and they, you know, might go on steroids or get skinnier like you know, bike designer clothes I like now. This is Martha. You know what I didn't dress when I was young any way that I necessarily would have been my first choice now that I hated it or anything I was dressing, but
it's all kind of a choice of sizes, it's nothing being a big guy. When I was younger, I would address much more like rock band shirts and all that kind of stuff, and I just never did because I went with the flow of everybody. That was whether be the one strap off overalls.
You know that whatever the nineties brought the old naval strike, shirt, pleaded pants tech, vest
yeah, just everything I would try everything try to be the versus like what I wanted to do so then, when I got the confidence to just do that, I did, but I know it's open to scrutiny which I'm
We also know I like this year, like the the I mean, do.
day, where it's like being adults awesome. I can eat ice cream every night in the throat I can dress. However, I want rules yeah I like I figure like a white ghostface killah yeah
like the luck, uranos good, it's like. If, if, if you go to a place
that wouldn't let you in while you're wearing shorts and honey is at a place, you want to be an notably not flock to now
but also where, when they let me in their place, because they do recognize me and then you like, I shouldn't, go and actually because, if you're not supposed to wear them,
would be that sore. Thought me right. Yeah I examined a lotta. I just did something on the gut felt on fox news yoda. If the first time
I would say- and as I was meeting the panel backstage outside our even over think that I'm gonna be the guy with the knee rip genes and big combat boots on everybody else's. They get us a wonderful suit or then and there the girls were dressed, denying that it was like. I sat there like when we talk of politics. No, my my knee in hand tattoos
stratagems. Nettie dissuaded said to his very straight: it's his I'd sure you get that all the time
I go to a bar with a drink to a tough week for yeah yeah yeah second year seventies, my first beer ever the old me yeah. I kick that habit of not drinking all right. Well, thanks! So much
come in by letter, yes we're out of here. We appreciate it go check out dog belly now, good luck to the eagles and I'm sorry about six years.
Big eagles, your big link, so we're yeah do he's is down as again be right. Now, it's it's rock bottom for six years, I of the six years and then the the sole patch also is ass. No,
yeah, those are the only two things you're doing alright yeah. I thought I was going to say girlfriend left him, because the eagles and sixers last slept with his girlfriend's roommate yeah
As regards our jointly ideal way, you slept with her. I felt that we want
in all this. He fell asleep in his girl.
for an I slept blogger. I slept walk one night bitted, but a drink in the night before and I woke up in my roommates or my girlfriends roommates bed yeah supper with innocently yeah asleep in the bed. She never woke up arose the occasion programme.
She was also drinking ass. It happened, don't pick it up and I mean if we're talking technicalities your ear, you dont you not a big baseball, then now
We are getting to the world series, but you know what happened when meet my stepfather. When I was young, he moved. He got it when my mom, when I was like eleven and then he was super in like the phillies
I started watching and then because his explanation of it, his like you know enjoyment of it got me into. We went to a couple games that was now
the three o and went to the world series yeah. What a personality mad
the johari out, yep, and then I think I have this number right. I think, for thirteen years after that game after that year, they were like the worst team in baseball or one of them. Always they were barely made. The playoffs, if ever in those thirteen
media players in thirteen years and then two thousand eight hours is already
an out of it like right, not caring about the sport, but this last one I watched I did enjoy like the world series I mean then enjoy how it works
yes, that one game, when you guys got no hits won't do that. No hitter yeah, I think so too, are no longer, but there were but there. But there is, you know what was funds to come back and watching the first one
It's the full game with them, just rock in the home game. Before that sounds like a hell of a game or maybe lost a shitload of times. You got no hits and I think at the end of that game I was like maybe I'll start watching the phillies in the next couple of games. I was like oh yeah baseball like what are they going good at so boy? That's where it hit me. I was like it's a very boring game if your team's terror, yeah and so many of the games. So many, but I did I say I watch eighty two games a year, the sixers I watched the ten win season so much so that at one point my girlfriend goes, I don't know if it's like good for you like like fit like your physical health, watching us cause you're coming home, everyday like to escape into this game and by halftime there.
by twenty you're you're thinking about buying an ish smith jersey, because it's the only player on the team doing anything yeah. That's a that's a lot. That's a lot of bad days that you're forcing yourself that so many losses that's brutal. So I do appreciate where they are now rejoice as why doesn't like take the the steam out of me. So much I'm like you know what they gave us. So this is my adult approach to all of it. I go amen. We're only supposed to get eighty two games
We got a guy, that's we relic. Ninety, some great group, kids at Jane it hard and
gather. They did. I love it
so much. I appreciate it
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and it was a great series finale. I thought they did a great job. Yet in retrospect they couldn't do anything funny with it like. There were a lot of theories out there that they were going to have greg inherit the company, and there are some other one.
So that we kind like the refund like tat but
when have gone along with the theme of the show in general,
she just like tragedy and gary that that kindle ended they left it.
ambiguous when you staring out of the water. I thought there was a great last seen because he's
looking out the water roman adjust,
earlier about how the waters, like all connected like to the channels and tributaries like it's all, connected cross world romans. Looking out
the waters are killers, looking out the water and thinking about, probably the guy that he killed
Drawing that didn't happen. That did not happen did not happen. These
We also thinking about the time where he almost died in a swimming pool of water and he's thinking about jump over
edge, actually read an interview. The actor that place can
and he said there was one take where he just walked up to the edge and tried to jump
and the guy that places bodyguard his only friend at the end call act
actually had to come and like take him down on the ledge, which is just gonna perfect, because they do the german strong place
kind of weird guy.
He he makes people like very uncomfortable on set because he's like almost kind of method with it, and he just went rogue on that one and decide to almost kill himself in character.
and but I I liked I liked how they wrapped everything up, get giving Tom who's just basically a big plastic sheet of paper. The the title of ceo, where he's just going to be the pain sponge,
yes for medicine that didn't. I thought that was really good. I thought that was a good way to wrap it up. It's it's so perfect because everyone lost like even tom who's. The winner
he has to go pc yo for a guy who the night before was like. I want to fuck your wife and I think she probably fuck me too. That's his boss, thou wiki gets to go and be that guy's pain sponge like so. He achieved a technically the wind because he's a ceo but there's no like happiness in Tom's life. He got what he wanted, but what he wanted was just this
people shaking his hand and respecting him and having this like empty power and then all the other, like the siblings, that's
mean when they're in the boardroom fighting
was, it was essentially what she has said and in the funeral episode, would you
yet we are always outside. Like
messing around well like dad did business like that's what they were doing. The business was happening,
and they were in this room side room fighting with each other like saying the meanest shit to each other. She venza being
essentially like her mom. She just like she's now that the wife of of the power she likes you, she hasn't win anything roman nailed. It was like we're just all bullshit. He goes back to his life of being insanely, rich and then kendall like he was from episode. One of the sea entire season was aspiring to have this role that he might just because he was the eldest boy like ours there. There is no other, like qualifications
we had! He didn't do anything well. He was a tragic, tragic figure, but, like the the part where he's like yeah dad told me when I was seven that I was going to run the company like that's what he lived with for his entire life, where he was like this is my destiny. I am
going to be the ceo of waste, our wr rico, just because of who I was born like where I was born. I actually think the one guy that that is going to have the happiest life after this is probably roman, because he's
that billions of dollars and he just gonna, go off and be like a drunk horny, weird asshole on his own,
which is what makes him the happiest gems doing that type of shit.
isn't that you never actually wanted real power. He just wanted to be able to be a dick had to people, and they can still do that if you have billions of dollars. So I think he's gonna be happy after that,
tom, is maybe the biggest cook in the history of television correctly, so not so far for the foreseeable future. His boss,
is not giving him any power. Gonna make him act like he has all the power, but just talk him behind the scenes.
in terms of business, while also literally cocking him by fucking his wife and just being like hey,
Here's how it's gonna end up, I'm going to be dominating you on and off the court for the rest of your life, but you get to smile and just pretend like it's fine in time,
is like a six on the bench so he's like yeah, okay, yeah, that's actually the the best outcome that I can hope for. In this instance,
and here I am, I think, tom getting the company at the un is perfect because you know that he's
I know he's not going to like do anything substantial with it he's never been a guy that makes moves, raise reactive person, so he's just going to get fucked over for the rest of his.
But he still gonna have gregg around him. Taking gregg back as perfect was all
because he needs his own,
punching bag to beat too he can only absorb so many body blows from his boss and from his wife
it needs to have an even sadder, more pathetic guy, that has that that's forced to hang out with them and just get dominated so Tom, at least as like one outlet for any rage or aggression that he might still have
is a guy you're, just loyal you, don't really bring anything in the table, but you're very easy to make fun of and just bullies. So I'm going to pay you to be my bitch. He thus slap fight in the bathroom was so perfect and yeah you're right like greg his entire story. Arc was essentially just being like the biggest weasel out there. He was obviously the comedic relief in the show, but he was a weasel he
he was blackmailing. He was information trading any essentially just made one move too many.
he was trying to. He was quoting up with the with the Roy siblings and, but still he ends up right where he started like being Tom's bitch. I I just thought like it was weird
is, I thinks like that, show was so good, because all those people are such terrible, terrible, awful people, but you did find yourself rooting for them a little
and it was nice at the end, where no one one, because they're all terrible awful terrible people so's like. I know that sometimes people want like this winner or
I know to feel satisfied but like that was why I liked it so much cause like oh yeah. These are horrendous people and guess what they're? Still all insanely, rich beyond belief, like the one I think walked with someone did the math they all like have like two billion dollars in the
payout, so they they all, have everything, but they have absolutely nothing and that's why I loved it like they all lost everything, yet they're still richer than anyone could ever believe or anyone could ever possibly attain, and I, like even the shiv part, people were pissed that shiv. I I loved it just because she got fucked over by her siblings constantly she got fucked over by her dad. She got fucked over by her husband at the end of season three. Finally, she was like
it's like fuck this, like I'm gonna fuck you over back like there was no, no one ever showed her loyalty. Why would she ever do that back? You do actually ended up the back as now that I think about it. Connor
do not respect a hundred million dollars on his presidential campaign got like half a percent of the vote nationwide
and now he is the ambassadors, slovenia and his. I guess his wife is just going to hang out the united states and, like being
you're. So whenever you like, the ambassador of dissidents too weak, I think kendall said- are too weak ich yeah,
It will be good for cod caught who live in the dream. Man just going over slovenia hanging out, probably drink
grandpa do,
and not only that but conner-
seen when they had the virtual dinner with dad thing that they watched.
That scene was basically showing all of us that cod.
was the only one who had a relationship with his father. Tat meant anything
we want to all the other three kids were just transactional like they want to be like the the the next in line, their dad promised to him at various points, played them like a fiddle trust issues. All that shit like watching. That seems like await logan roy did have friends and Connor was his friend like they had a relationship that wasn't just purely who's, gonna who's, getting your company when you die, and I thought that was perfect to where it's like all three of these terrible people just fought tooth and nail or backstabbing each other constantly to try to get essentially their father's love and become like the the successor when Connor was just an oddball barely on onscreen,
him, and he got the one thing that none of them would ever get, and that was like friendship with their father. I I did miss Brian Cox and last is a little bit yeah. I I understand why he had to go and and how that was like used to advance the plot. But I miss having more screeners is such an awesome actor. I've gone back. I've started watching some old brian Cox
did. You know that he was the first Hannibal lecter. He was hannibal before Anthony hopkins,
in the movie.
man hunter
and I was like yours
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one of these, I think, was manner and he's fucking osment. I watched like ten minutes eclipse of of him as Hannibal. Lecter awesome actor. Incredible. Super cerberus super troopers everything. Yet adaptation
yeah, you name it yeah it was. It was a great shall I love the ice. My test for all movies and shows is: do I wake up the next day? Thinking about it- and I did when I woke up this morning- thinking about the finale thinking about this- the whole show I will probably watch it. I dont know where it is like the of the immediate rankings I fuck. I have no fucking idea like I probably I liked sopranos more. Does that I dont you tell me you like succession once panels,
If that works, I dunno it's tv, like it's subjective, yeah. I also liked roman shirt that he was wearing at the end, which is like the the little boy's shirt that he wore one hit once he went to his mom's house. Yeah, I'm like gave him some clothes to put on,
somebody, looked it up and that's like a nine dollars, shirt that you can buy Walmart aspirin
freezing else that they were in that in that entire show is, like you know, even the even the black t shirts up there were are five hundred dollar designer black t, shirts that the mom just like not liking. The idea of eyes was so perfect what a fuckin crazy, crazy woman. She was like the little blobs in your in your skull,
who wants those ah yeah great series, we're reminder we're going to bloodsport on friday, so we're going to review a bloodsport go download max. This wasn't an ad. This was just us talking about succession, a good show everyone hank could show to feel better. Now you don't know if you're worse,
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