NFL Week 5. We start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then break down every game (00:02:53-00:09:19)
Giants 27, Packers 22 (00:10:25-00:23:35)
Chargers 30, Browns 28 (00:23:35-00:31:47)
Titans 21, Commanders 17 (00:31:47-00:41:06)
Saints 39, Seahawks 32 (00:41:06-00:48:07)
Jets 40, Dolphins 17 (00:48:07-01:05:58)
Patriots 29, Lions 0 (01:05:58-01:23:20)
Bills 38, Steelers 3 (01:23:20-01:33:00)
Vikings 29, Bears 22 (01:33:00-01:40:28)
Bucs 21, Falcons 15 (01:40:28-01:47:51)
Texans 13, Jaguars 6 (01:47:51-01:56:13:14)
49ers 37, Panthers 15 (01:56:13-02:04:33)
Cowboys 22, Rams 15 (02:04:33-02:10:30)
Eagles 20, Cardinals 17 (02:10:30-02:23:09)
Football Guy of the Week (02:23:09-02:30:48) and who's back of the week (02:30:48-02:48:32)
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in the fourth quarter, we'll update it when it goes final, the ravens are up thirteen to ten with about eleven minutes left. Ah this game. This is old, school way of see north game. This will be watched for we watch for the the ravens playing on Sunday night in their dark, dark black uniforms, defense swarming.
queen picked off. Maybe the easiest interception of his entire. We yes, yes in the mars, missed many multiple wide open waters
is that just good defense baby? Really what this game is? It's a it's a battle between the two best kickers and yeah phil yeah, justin, tucker and Evan macpherson, just sort of like flexing at each other.
like almost ballet style poses it after they drill. Sixty yard field is the kicker version
via the summit? I football J, cutler, verse, phil rivers, way back in the day and, like oh said, the asshole
We are. There were just yelling at each other screaming at each other from the sidelines, but with kicker,
I see it, we will up data as it goes final and we'll talk about this game, but let's get into the gates, let's, let's operating the gates. I feel like this week. If you had a great this week, there were some exciting moments. There also were some absolute shit pickings. They went down ya, notably the bills and in in the forty niners I don't know from forgetting any other shit pickings that ah
kurd, but it was a good week like a good week. Patriots, oh yeah, hatred, exoskeleton lion is, I would say yet. The gills was the shit kicking of the weak. Yes, yes, but let's hope in the games. Let's do it will go for a more chronological order is always starting with the london game. The first time we ever sent two teams over five hundred to london, the giants. Twenty seven, the packers twenty two brine table is a fucking awesome coach, I'm gonna say a hoss he's. Austin. He's definitely
I liked his entire coaching staff actually like wink martindale every time they show wink on the sideline I'm like. Why haven't I gotten a full daily ideas of wink martin doom for the last ten years, because he's he's like he looks like an old retired professional wrestler a little bit
yeah. It was like a rat tail mullet thing that has got going on. The name is like he's he's an associate of the mafia. Oh yeah, that's our guy wink martindale. He does. The numbers to date finds that if you're winking
deal yasser either like collecting on the street from somebody or your football coach, yet
I think the only thing that you can be he's got the chain. Here's how good brian table is his coach- and I know maybe we're getting ahead of ourselves, but no one thought the giants were going to be foreign one.
In an hour even go beyond like. I know that the giants are legitimately good team there, like a well coach team right now, they're, not most talented team.
but I'm not even going to have a discussion of whether they're like one of the worst foreign one teams of all time, because they're just a good four and twenty. This was a game they weren't supposed to win. They win this game. They now have tied their wins from last year. So that tells you everything right there like week. Five like it wasn't
huge roster turnover weak five. They ve already tied all their wines for last year and bright, able such good coach. He actually has made chuck wildcat work yet yeah like that. Actually is the hardest tat she could do because wildcat we joked about ever since tony soprano brought it out with ronnie brown in in cadillac williams like the it it hasn't worked for years. Teams will run it just to give him a different look and the like. Oh
this running back in a runner pass and then he always runs in yeah. There always running still put he like. They have used the motley max the most out of their talent. Indiana Jones actually played well on a hobbled ankle sake. One was awesome than he got her, but they just they maximus out of their team. Did how good
bridles a good coach. They say right now, Daniel Jones not only had like an angle injury. He was recovered from his hand, looked like
If he ended up a robots ass, it was just bleeding who's bleeding from the rest and like from the back of the hand, a ton of blood. So when he was going under center,
sorry, I was gone under centres, but it looked like his centre. Was having his period out of his button our time and when I first saw centre like rain, I feel like I was a deep himself. Yeah he's a poop situation within it put two and two together: knowest quarterback is just experiencing stigmata and bleeding out onto his white pants yeah. It was. It. Was such a fund game to watch
do you kind of right with them running the wildcat all the time? That's out of necessity, but also Daniel Jones? When he's he's a good runner, yeah and now we've actually we've reached the point week, one we were saying I think it was like after Daniel Jones did, that really bad interception in the endzone well at least he's not the guy least you don't have to worry about him being there now your team is playing so well, and Daniel Jones is proving to be at least like a very tough guy he's back in firmly like is he the guy do well? He is my theory. Is that it's a lot of people probably are thinking the same thing that the giants are essentially saying Daniel Jones. Isn't the guy so we're going to just basically say we don't really care about his long term. Health we'll run him all the time, but he might just be such a gamer that he just runs himself into a contract ascension. Where he's like, hey you, you basically said we'll we'll waste his his health to try to eke out a few win
and now we just winning while injured and playing good ball, and it was yet two giants. Are you gotta be kidding with gravity is fuck? They have no life receivers. If no one could receive no, no one, they don't know why they say did like a double reverse philly special to their backup tight in who ran the ball, and that was like to play coined. The giants are doing there actually fun, and I too
I had a bunch of people be like, oh, you must not have remembered the super bowl runs. This is like the first time that I can remember a giants team being fun to watch as an outsider right yeah. Those super bowl teams had great defenses and like when they are two thousand and seven that front four amazing to watch plaxico burress. He was fun to watch sometimes, but this is just like a fun team, with kind of like wrinkles in the play, calling it's almost like. It's almost like a chiefs style office,
without Patrick ma homes and the elite wide receivers without any without anything there unequal they're, they're running the chiefs orphans with no down fuelled threats whatsoever and its
it really fun to watch and it's maybe a little recency bias, because the game against the bears last week was not fun to watch. But that doesn't matter like my my biggest takeaways that the giants just like you know when a coach doesn't have the best roster put their finding ways and like there's a certain there's suddenly said when they're trying
these different plays. It's not they're trying it because they know everything will work like you know. When the chiefs get bored and the acute yeah, the giants are doing it out of necessity, yeah they're like we, we need to have like five plays that just do something different, because we can't just run it to sake on every play and have Daniel Jones run. You know past people every play on a hobbled ankle, but yeah this and then this game, this game completely turned I goddamn it. I love the packers how how they always do this to themselves. They fucking, I I love when they do this. They just
while in love with the pass and the shotgun pass and it killed them today, and I love it when it kills them. They were running the ball so well, and the game basically turned on the giants. Going on like a ten play, drive score touchdown the packers come back, so your your defense is gassed. They come back, they go three incompletions from shotgun and then the giants score another touchdown on a long drive as a game over that was a read. It changed the entire outcome, like the how the game was being played, the packers just run and get a few first downs. It probably plays out differently. The packers probably win the game, but they it it seriously was looking up right now is fifteen plays ninety one yards eight minutes. The giants went for a touchdown drive, the packers had the ball for twenty six seconds and then the giants went for another drive. Six plays sixty yards three and a half minutes.
It's a game. That was that one from two thousand and thirteen twenty seven twenty. I love the packers do that it makes me so happy when they fall in love with and guess what aaron rodgers didn't throw an interception. So you should be happy so every week I like to find some there, Brian
table. Does that, like a first year, coach should not be doing where he is and when I say should not be doing, I mean he's over prepared for the job he hasn't had too many of those growing pains a lot of coaches get their first year this week it was blatantly obvious, like he did something
at least on defense, they were ready for aaron rodgers to catch them in there. I think I had like six different defensive backs on the field. They went small to cover all the wide receivers and aaron rodgers loves to catch the opponent when they're trying to saw about once they start running the ball against that light set, and so the giants saw that rodgers was going to catch them with too many men on the field and they are ready for it. They stopped or substitution in the middle of the play and they didn't go through because they knew that rodgers had prepared for them
they double prepared for aaron rodgers preparing for the giants yeah and he beat in that zone game in it and that's not something. At most. First year, coaches ever
and nathaniel Hackett not trying to go up against that. He would that's thinking way too far and he would crap himself yeah, no, no chance, but it also it. The the issues with the packers are, like we've all talked about the wide receivers, but it was so clear that aaron rodgers only trusses, truss, lazard and and randall cobb, and they had a twenty one targets. They had more than half the targets for for the packers, and that was what happened at the end when the eats like you know where the ball's going
and they just kept on batting it down, and it was great. It was fucking great way to start a sunday, also shout out to the english giants: fans out there yeah for coming up with a shove, the fucking cheeses that loved it. I mean, I think, you're kind of like me, where you hear a british guy chant something and you're like yep, I meant for whatever
yes, that's especially that of farc and cheese up your ass soon ass. I
Cheese show the falcon cheese, show the fuck cheese up your ass. It doesn't say anything, but it works now it up your ass, yet shove it up. Your ass sounds:
and we also had the video that went viral of the giants player homes getting jerked, often sidelined. That was while,
I mean we all know he is getting a massage on the top of his leg, probably hit his quad. But the angle of I assume a british fan getting that that is some just good old fashion, like british humor yeah, I get it and just being like look at this guy looks like he's getting jerked off. Do you think that, if a if having somebody under sidelines had just kept your players like semi erect during the games, if
got proven that they'd be faster because they had more blood, sir to clean the lower body. Would they have a guy on the sideline? Who is in charge of teams? Would absolutely do it? Devil offer offer of fluff or a distant cock, and we're not going to make the obvious joke that you think that we're going to make nope we're not. I can I play this last question for you guys from from from the reporter. I know if you guys saw this. I I just want you guys to hear it, and I want your reaction. If he didn't see it, and it was quite something so this is, I can't remember name nfl network
it's going to take one after the game. This is what she asked sake: one guy yeah competent care of yourself and this team how heavy the week. So if you took the confidence in heart out of your head and body and then put that on a scale, how heavy would the scale
If not, what would the scale read? How heavy would the scale and then take one like tried to clean it up, for I was like well one out of ten. Let's, let's talk english here, yeah, because what you just said made: no
can talk that way. The same they both where the same a pound of confidence in a pound of air
no its heart and call a pound of heart and a pound of confidence which weighs more, I think, the heart ways more in how would the confidence like if you took it out while you were injured and then you said,
in the team. I on the scale but you're also remember it's your wing the scale to what, if it's an old old school scale, that slides like added at the doctors office, idaho things wait a lot
I don't think that you can take confidence if you're really super confident, you would say there is no possible way
for you to remove the confidence from a body right. That's how confident right! Ok! So yet out one confused, I think the collar,
The competence should be zero pounds whenever the scale ways that should be our much the confidence that we like. The heart has two way something secretaries heart was,
haven't parent and how much horse our way way haven't. I Ivan watch last episode, Dahmer yet so much her heart. Seventy
some pounds of those eight pounds that human hit one twenty eight grams, twenty eight grams yeah his heart, that's the sort of brett, okay yeah, his yeah. That would be a sake one like one chemo. It was yeah that was that was a nice ending to the game, but yeah fun way. To start the day, I thought the quote of the day came from Russell.
plus. They asked about the experience of playing over in england and his answer. Was it fucking suck yeah? You don't get to do nothing over there. You just fucking, get on a plane, get over there and fucking practice. Then you play a game. You get back on a plane travel,
in eight hours somewhere else. It's I mean it's always great, because whenever these games happen, they'll do the photo op where the players will be in at some attraction or you know, wearing a weird hat, and you know they just hate. It hate every second and then Roger Goodell said that he
is that england is able to support not just one but two franchise, oh wow, right now, so we're going to the l a model.
out in london. It is gonna happen and they're gonna its.
the weirdest scheduling and like they're, going to have to have the same member. They talked about having a facility in new york yet that they can be at for long road trips
put him on the road for like two three weeks at a time right and that every other team gets fox? And then you have like us
randomly when you have out. You know what they should do as they should have a team in london and and then when they have to play against like the rams they should just play in new york and call it the jets yeah. I like that yeah that works, that that feels
It would work. I think that they should take in pre existing english soccer team, like an epa team and then make a football team. That's like the cousin of theirs or like the brother, the sibling yeah. That's it
I like that. I like what's a good team in london right now, like manchester united yeah have a really have haven't, be manchester united football club, the Rinaldo scored a seven hundred penalty goal or that's incredible. Yeah probably never be broken. I think it was seven hundredth go overall, but like six hundred and fifty of them are penalties, he had said yeah cool. He won the free, throw record, dude awesome. Okay, let's go to the next game: chargers, browns, ah, chargers: thirty browns, twenty eight jacoby brissett! I have a funds that,
browns have been leading in the fourth quarter. To start the fourth quarter of every single game this year, yeah and all three of their losses have just been a really sad, jacoby, brissett, first interception. Today's was especially sad. It was he telegraphed to a chargers player. It was like shocking even to watch cause. It was like a double coverage. He's like here just take it I'm done with this game and I yeah the browns like this is that we we've had our moments where, like jacoby, brissett playing nice ball, he he once he gets extended for more than a couple of games like okay. Maybe that that's. Why he's the back, I think with brissett. He he's a guy that can confidently say, has maximized his abilities like when he's out on the field. He doesn't, he hasn't ever looked lost. He doesn't ever look like.
he's moved too fast form he's just he's. Please bumping his head on what his physical limitations are at. This point is a perfectly fine backup, I guess yeah it like it is like a slightly above average backup quarterback, but I think you touched on earlier that how the browns have lost what
the three game all three gives, one of whom was against the jets where he was like twenty seconds left, I'm an old that it gets a rival. Cans gave me through a new section when they were driving us, not specifically him. I think I think that the browns are the chargers yeah, the browns have taken the chargers label from the charter
There's other differences, so they are the most chargers team in the nfl taking that crown from. I guess the charge yes in their defense, the browns defense finds a different way every week to just be horrifically bad, and then you watch nick Chubb just run through everyone. You, like this team rocks. This is fun and then they get to crunch time and they're leading in the fourth quarter, and you have to have giac it's like having a car that you go on the highway and it's like. If we go over eighty miles an hour, things are going to start like rattling blows. I don't know, what's going to happen, that's jacoby brissett like if you're playing in the first three quarters, it's not
its fought, and then, when you need that big thrower that big drive it doesnt, it's tough on any more it. So that's what you want to jump out of the class. Why seems to have closures and like set up men like chicle? We process it is a great starting pitcher arms, but he can't close a game. He runs out a gas bright and the fourth courteously should be
pitch count and wants to get later on the game. They put somebody else in a quarterback a closed out and I swear to god. Brandon Staley is so aggressive that he needs to be put down for
Ok, so for those around yes, so for anyone who didn't watch the game, the charges, europe twenty day-
sorry thirty, two twenty eight, the they have the ball on, what their own forty five, maybe forth, and two with a minute and a half left and Brandon Staley goes for doesn't
it it's crazy, but I also am fine with it, because it's brand is still in he's already told everyone who he is and he's like. I wish their offense was humming. They could, MIKE Williams, could do whatever he wanted. The entire game. Awesome tackler was just running all over everyone and remember in the chiefs chargers game thursday night football when he was not being brandon, Staley was punting all the time. I think that's because you know every single his defense is good. Now he doesn't have to do the same thing. His defense sucks now because he doesn't have bosa and they've had a ton of injuries, so he's back to being crazy. Man
it's nearly like. We just got to win the game by going for it all the time. So as crazy as it is, he's told you who he is like it, it's it. You know what I mean like he. He told you what he's going to do so when he does it, you can't be shocked. I was shocked when he did this one
waded. These ornaments was when he did one and and even his own. I think Keenan Allen was on twitter and was like what the fuck are. We doing like questioning. Brennan's is going for that for that, because the game, the browns weren't playing that well offensively at at that point in the game, like obviously brissett had
had a great fourth quarter. They put the ball down field and then they have to how much time was left. It was
minute is like a minute and a half. I think at that point I would have lived with a longer field like brands. Dale is just he's like a like a dog, that's foaming at the mouth. Sometimes it's like you have to. He needs to have like a second person looking over his shoulder to be like brenner. Are you sure about this? What is this
we're we're getting to the point of just recklessness yeah. It was a minute and thirteen again, I do not agree with it, but I also sat there been like well, it is Brandon Staley he's a fucking wild boy
excuse. He told you his awhile, but he's going to do wild boy shit. He gets in the gremlin motor. You can see it on the sidelines like sometimes his.
It's even knows now like when brands really cook it as a gremlin. They start they don't even walk towards the sideline after third down they're like okay, we're staying out here, because we know that he's going to have us go for it, no matter what right he would. They should actually have like Chris pontius
of being on the side them with them. Just while boys, like hey, watch me, go for forth into on my own side of the field with one minute left. Well, I have a dear wife snake like bite. My dick gal boys, like ok yeah, makes it
cause he. He really is at least told you what he's gonna do and then, when he does it, you can't be like what the fuck is, that I think he's just he's really into unnecessary risk. Taking he's just got like a kink for just living on the edge he's, an adrenaline, junkie, yeah and so he's just going to keep pushing the limit further and further for, at some point, he's going to hit rock bottom and go for. Unlike a fourth and twenty yeah
it'll, be excite in the fourth quarter, though, did it last year? Don't worry if he did on his own, like thirty yeah he'll he'll go for like fourth and twenty from his own thirty five up by six points with like thirty seconds left in the game, yeah and then at that point, he'll start to recover and truly heal, then only to have an intervention with all of his injured players. Yes, so chargers where I the browser just basically trying to tread water at this point, their defense is so so bad and and and then they just run the ball down everyone's throat. For like three quarters- and it's always fun
ouch, because nick chubbs nick chopper makes running the football thought he makes it look easy to. Yes, Mary looks like he's never exerting himself before every snap, he lines up and in the back field, and he just stands directly straight up in the
like not even ready and enough like position, he just saying stirred up than they hit the ball and then he gets it and then he runs past everybody and then stiff arms. Three guys- and I actually I'm looking at their schedule right now. I dont know if they will be able to tread water because they're playing the patriots, the ravens, the bangles, the dolphins, the bills in the box. That feels tough, that that's all before to shock gets back, which would be against the texans in december. That feels like a
maybe, when one or two so you're you're, you know you're, probably out of it or not out of it, I dunno cause. I the browns, like you said there they can beat every team they just they're, not able to close out games. Can they, though, cause? I think I have some bad news. I think they can get leads. Have some bad news- and this is this is appointed, sees where we have some some data points and we can look back and be like. Oh who have you beaten, they beat the panthers in the steel.
Those might be the two worst teams. In the end of their bad, their battles, we might be the one to teams vienna, but who have they got leads against, have gotten leads against the jets up in the falcons beyond the charge, yellow not still like they might get fucking pound.
or they can get a good team. They can get the bills they're going to get pounded, pounded hank just gave a big look, looks like the bengals. Just took the lead, Joe burrow, scored a touchdown two minutes left Lamar start running for the mount rushmore too much time on the clock for justin tucker. Yes, too much time on the clock for justin tucker, and we just need Lamar judges to o e o Evan mcpherson
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I always thought it was a game. Yeah, it was image. Game are back, we did attack of the midges. Today are the ones that, like crawled up java, Chaim chamberlain's nose, yeah one time in the playoffs yep there were back and forth,
worse. I guess I thought that was gonna be assigned to take the under, because there's no way he score points when you have bugs
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Ah, okay, let's talk commanders, titans titans, twenty one commander, seventeen, ah Pft I'll. Let you just go whichever direction you want to go. The only real note I had was that Brian Robinson intro was incredible. When fifty cent for anyone doesn't know, he got shot like a month ago, twice twice and he came out to fifty cent many men and that was goosebumps on top of your goose know. That I mean that's. My big takeaway from today's game is today was something bigger than sports and bigger than whatever. The final score happened to be good point, because Brian Robinson, I thought like when I saw the news just about a month ago. I was just thinking about him as a human being yep. You know he happens to be an athlete he happens to play for my favorite team. I was just hoping that he was going to survive much less, be able to walk again much less, be able to play football again, much less be able to carry the ball for my favorite team in an nfl game. So I think, first and foremost, we just have to say like it was touching. It was great to see that I'm glad that he's healthy, it's beautiful, to see which sports can kind of be a vehicle for which is really a human interest story that I hadn't Brian Robinson. So I didn't really pay much attention to the rest of the game after that, but I just wanted to say like congratulations to Brian Robinson, and I think the team did a great job in kind of lifting them up and yeah and showcasing hey. Look
amazing feat disperse. Like hypothetically, I don't I didn't know what the final score was, but like derrick henry, if he had gotten a couple of rushing touchdowns or whatever, what's more impressive, rushing for a one yard, touchdown or getting shot twice in your leg and then coming back and playing in an nfl game a month later, it's a fair question: what's what's the better athletic feat, I would say:
Billy as proof of pasok. What what has been accomplished more in the history of the unifil, one you are touchdown. Russia's are getting shot twice and then playing a game later one your touch on us,
I've been accomplished, more yeah, yeah representing addressing like yeah. This is, this is a further once in a lifetime feet, the first that I've like practical, got, shot his leg and went to jail, yeah right, wealthier brian.
robinson got shot his leg and went back in the game, so I mean china brunner,
It's an that's! Really! All that I had I did. I did get a request to do a straw update. I do have an update. Here's, my the straw, that a cut in half on throwing down
ro. I o k, juggler strong. I have the other half of the straw. Ok, that I cut in half, got it so I'm down to one straw, got it down
in general, her mouth, you know it's actually kind of a cool place where I'm at they can't hurt me anymore. They really can't so I'm just looking forward to maybe
if we lose all the games, the rest of the season, maybe we put SAM howell in there a little bit.
Go with him and then we look at the draft. Maybe we get a cool toy for me to play with next year. Yeah and Carson had a chance. He had a chance to be the hero today and it was an interception on the one yard line. Okay, so with the interception on the one yard line, I think that's being kind of that's. The big headline is a record
wentz threw an interception from the one yard line to close the game out, but were nationally the one yard line, we're not talking about the fact that he threw three consecutive interceptions on that last possession. Just the other. Two happened to land either one out of bounds or the other bounced off the defender's hand yeah. So there were actually three consecutive interceptions that he threw only the last one was caught, which was as good as a punt. He was trying as hard as he could to give that one game where the year he was- and he had a couple of nice deep balls, but the titans derrick Henry looked awesome: here's a fun stat that makes no sense. The titans threw five
weeks, there are three and two they have yet to score a point in the fourth quarter. That is the funds. That's that's I mean I don't I dunno what's going on there, but they just grind out wins. Like did we? We we've talked ad nauseum about the titans. Like you, you can look at the titans and you can say you don't think it's a good team and I'd agree with you and then all they do is win football. Well, I think that they're better than you think they are because this game
is a game that the titans would lose last year, yeah or even the year before that I remember when they lost to the jets yeah at the met
ass when they run defeated at time. This is a game like obviously an inferior
opponent on the road. A lot of people would overlook the commanders and they should overlook. The commanders were being honest, but yeah the titans came out. They want so credit to them. But again, I think the focus on this game should be that Brian Robinson is healthy and would amazing
story. That is a grand arrest of its just kind of a distract Lynite army on the k and ever, but really the true stories like what a tremendous young man this idea, Brian Robinson, any other notes from this game. You guys, hake. You are you're living and dying with this game,
Lamar's getting loose, go Lamar go
an hour ago I tat could be. We have them out. Rushmore bet did, I hope, of all aid of fuels have bet, because we did when one week in a row and Lamar jackson could have just ripped off, though he's at fifty
exactly don't take a nice at fifty exactly. Are they going to have to refresh these at fifty exactly boys they're going to have him take a knee to set up talker. This is quite something to be lost
for that would fucking socked. Oh, my god is exactly fifty rushing yards. I have not
Oh, hey! Now, hey now I have nothing to add to that game. I was as with pft rooting for the commanders in the hundred dog, hard yeah hard. How did you? How did you like being the commander's fan for an afternoon? Well, it felt like we had it. It was like this.
Easy? When we're getting the ball on the goal line three chances tied to the fourth quarter, yeah yeah left hand up. Who are we the commander, what a fucking fire song that is so far I mean the stands were amped up
I felt like this was the one home game that we ve had this year has truly been home game. Even the jaguars fans travelled.
Well yeah up the ladder the briar optimum was incredibly was on his back. He came out too many men is so great prize, so fucking great yeah.
Oh yeah, the the commander sock and the islands are just going to keep wanting gapes. I don't know how to do it, but I'll keep winning or I do have.
quick quote here from ron rivera. If anyone is feeling despondent over the command
We are feeling like it's time to press the panic, but he says it's not panic time, but there is a sense of urgency.
so we got that going good. I get the feeling like this might be a clean house. Gaff season
feel like tiny snyder. Is that her wits?
will probably make a move. I think it'll rule for like cleaning the entire house is, and you have to if you can sit there and be like, why have we hit our peak and are covering the spread again,
The box in the plan was repeat now that was like when you can win, you could actually say you can point to it. You're, like tat, was the peak and it's been all downhill from that point:
That's fire, the coach. I would say that, like of the run
era, the two best parts have been Alex smith, coming back
a debilitating leg, injury and getting into a game and brine robinson, coming back
the debilitating leg, injury and getting into a gap that
also the covering in the class but like, but that's it it's gay. It was very clearly the pigment trevor honey
He kind of almost beat the bucks yeah in the super wildcard home game that we had the play and co in the covered year, but that that really is a great test. If you're thinking about firing your head coach, just ask yourself: have we hit our peak and you could pretty much answer right away like all the coaches that have been fired in my life, you can. Actually.
like oh yeah, yeah yeah. We knew when the peak happened. It's been all dounia from that point. You know that that was the peak and I'm looking at big picture here. The intimacy beast his back yet is beast, is fucking back yes, division, socrates and for in all sports, not just before the end of the east is the best vision in professional collegiate international sports, better than cock a calf and is the best of his nervous yup, ok Lamar by the way
just got a couple more yards, so I think we just sealed it mount rushmore is hot. If I were the bengals, I would let Lamar score yeah. I would too, to let Lamar score yeah us too narrow for the boys. That's too narrow for the boys,
It feels good. It was nice having a sunday at one to look forward to. I wish it was the only bet I made on this game, but it wasn't what was the odds on four hundred an hour? Yup we're just given back the people built it's nice,
Let's go next game. Saint seahawks shoot out
The seahawks are a fun team to watch because they only play in shoot outs, saints, win, thirty, nine, thirty, two, the taste em hell game. This was officially the taste SAM hill game. He had four touchdowns. Three rushing one throwing and he also recovered a punt on a fumble on a punt on special teams like somewhere. Sean payton is sitting there in his visor just watching and being like. There goes my boy I always knew this is this. Is today's game was no there? There has been no better piece of evidence so far this year that sean payne as the ghost head coach of the new orleans saints and how they use taste em, hilt yeah. Does it he's? I guarantee you? Sean payton is involved somehow some way in the preparation for these games cause yeah. It's like taste we're going to give you an entire dose of taste them hill. I think he concussed like three different linebackers with his own face to he would just you'd look up and it would just be taste em hell just ramming through people, and he was incredible, the saints
their little bounce back game where they proved because this was a game for the saints justin Tucker hits the kick the the ravens win, nineteen to seventeen, and it was just so fucking good yeah, but I yeah. If you were a recap that came in a minute if you were, if you were drafting a team right now, worst first rounder
round or just in talker he's fucking good man eyes he's a weapon. I think I would take just and took her in the first round of to get the ball but feel and even tat, its greatest like on
three point its craig. I would take him in the first round and then I would I would take Daniel jones in the sector.
Yeah, it's gonna be sat, and then you just views in sake one in the fifth and then
oh yeah, no, the rest of my team would be. The giants are to yes, yes, but yeah, the seahawks saints it was just fun to watch, because the saints got right, geno smith. I am actually ready to apologize. I'm ready to apologize because we did joke about how we're cool with writing off geno smith. He had one good game week, one but now he's put together a few good games in a row and he was dropping types like absolute dimes, like fifty yard dimes, and that's not the geno smith. I know the geno smith, I know is not dropping those type of passes. He was very good, no interceptions and didn't win, but I am I'm ready to
a my apologies to jean Psmith. I think it's fair to say at this point that russia, Wilson, might have been a system quarter, russia, because Juno Psmith right now, if we're grading, who one that trade p carol, is doing the monopoly men strut he's like a fucking fleece, the broncos gun least he got rid of of roswell. Some, like is bad penny. No pun intended
but I think the geno smith is is making the throws. Arrest was making he's doing the little drop in the buckets
like some guy named lock it that's all the way down the field. Tat was rough.
saying that he did for six years in a row. Yup Juno smith is making pretty throws right now, he's scram
he's a climbing the pocket is, is keeping his eyes down,
build and hitting wide open receivers as he's getting close to the line of scrimmage like he is acting at he's doing a great job being almost like a a stunt double version of Roswell yeah, I'm and I am ready to say that I was wrong like geno.
Looks- I does not go all the way for real, but he looks like a better, then replacement level court. They get out the teams that basically
say: oh we're going to throw this guy out. There will just fucking, you know, see what happens, but we know he's not the guy, like geno smith, I think, could play himself into the guy, which is crazy to say
we're, not gonna we're not doing this. For now we're gonna we're not having. I sit tat lay in ten outline. Do it I said, play all self in doing I agree. I think GINO smith just needs a needs more time. We don't get point him self. We know you know what you know. Psmith can become here's my minorities in system. Here's my point, gino psmith place like this for us a year next year, he's he's still starting quarterback the ceos. No, I
he's playing could probably do because they were caught. His willing, good, my guess, is to see hawks would more than likely draft a quarter. Well, if we place is good for us here, the win enough games, they problem will be in the top five picks.
I may be right or they'll, probably be right around like five through ten right, so it might be quarterback available, maybe one they could trade up,
I mean, I know that I swing like a pendulum so severely and it's like one. We can like this guy's thinks that the next week on my k, he could put himself with the guy. I get that, but that's what's
What's beyond, amidst what have you got to overreact, I've seen enough of geno Smith and his like when he was back at west virginia some of those games? I was like there's only one guy on planet earth that can do that and that's geno smith and he was made like it's the throws he was making that was like damn and in in the ST stephen's good yeah, so just watch it. He could play himself into maybe being the starter next year. That's a better statement. He's not going to be the guy he's, never going to be a guy. You think you think DK is, is lowkey like pump that Russell wilson around anymore well,
Remember guys. Russell Wilson is hurt. I dunno, if you guys saw but he's hurt, yeah nah he got released. That he's hurt was it's not never saw that hap is not an excuse, but he hurt his heart. He has. He has a partially torn lat. Is he's, hurt, deceived Matthew. Berry said on thursday, I think matthew. Berry said. I predict that in the next couple of days some news will come out that Russell's has been playing with an injured shoulder. It was
is so perfect that he played so so bad and all the
The reports from the locker mate was that he was sitting in his pads for forty minutes, while Nathaniel Hackett's whispered sweet nothings into his ear, and then I just saw like he. He it basically was like bam. Bam, like god, has a plan. He tweeted and then Russell wilson's lat is injured. It's like he's back straight, like you guys can't make fun of him. He's hurt yet is very, very hurt, but yeah sixth ST seahawks are, I did say before, like I thought, the saints. If they win this game, they they're going to be one of those tough teams down the stretch I dunno. What like? I don't even know what they're doing now like a james, still hurt any dolphins playing, but then tatum hills the only impactful like quarterback they have and then, but it doesn't matter, that's just how the surgeons do it they're just playing football? I would actually say the taste them if we're going to set up
bags in terms of like a starter or a setup man and then a closer taste them hills are pretty good clothes yeah. I could see taste em hill coming off the bench innings eater too, yet whatever warm inversion of the the narcos trumpet song, he wants to have plane and he could go in and just boom. You're just going to run the ball right at people and then once every like ten drought. Ten times you hit the ball you're going to throw it and they won't see coming boom. First down he's just he's: just a football player he's a football football player. Is it when you recruit him? It's a t, h he's an athlete and then just figure it out later yup, but the taste SAM hill game did happen and yet probably two teams go nowhere, but it was still very fun game, very fun game.
Ok, next, stop jets dolphins, the battle of the couch. Let's go boys, you were there couch divided, you were there.
I haven't had more fun at a football game than I did today. It was like the first time in a long time that I was like I fucking love football I'll really like the
Intensely really worry. I realize I brought such good vibes
like. Do you guys feel about not you're like jerseys in colors on it makes for a very good visual right now we're? U
resale man. I love football man, I'm such a beauty.
what day it was man we just had such like you just so everything click here, their journey,
four click game. Don't I it was like amazing, like this is Billy's version of liquor like ralph
although emerson when he became like a transcendental, listen which is completely taken in by nature. That's a billy's like feel like I stepped into nature today, you really winter like
we met life stayed here too in the metal they had. A winters smells rather very at us review your teams busily wolden pond. You want them or yes,
It was a whopping. When was the last time the jets have wanted him. Forty two, seventy
That's it. That's not it s really. I think he ran out of fireworks blood like their blast, not the cannes behind us.
I'd, never been at a jets game where their blasting off that many cannons, and I think they start only doing a couple them. Yes, I think they re off fire
didn't have enough. That's sad that the jets I may I get it
be familiar, but this is like Loki depressing
I just ran out of: oh no, no blasting, I'm happy for you billy and on pump for you, because you gotta take your football wins where you can get them over five hundred mean that's huge, beat a divisional rival.
It's huge. I mean it first time you won a division game. I think it was twelve twelve game streak that you are loot, you lost division, gate yeah. So a couple of years, they're patriots on october, thirtieth at metlife watch
that's I think we went with a route. You know what what your steer like. I think that's what you know what you guys going to dress as a zach wilson, okay, nice have, you should dress as a milf and billy should get a fuck you.
After the dwarf frog or frog ways that that's just a sunday game. That's not a monday night game. I think that's a son that would have been creative as a Monday night game. We took a whole pmt field trip to be awesome yeah, but it was the perfect game for the drought yeah. That is if it is monday game. Nobody perfect game for Zach wilson to like really just get in the driver's seat. Like you know, first game back, it was good
got the wind, but this game was sort of just a good like get going game yeah. I wonder when the last time that the jet scored forty points was probably gonna
a really long time rang out, even while their over five hundred in october, for its pride and five years since that's happened, and I mean our defense was stellar differ
look good. You are playing schuyler thompson, teddy Bridgewater, the dolphins. Of course it happened to the dolphins there, the rule of their mismanagement, of tour and concussions that basically created a new rule. Weathers
otter watching and if you appear at all wobbly, you have to come out of the game. Teddy Bridgewater gets, it was safe to use potential grounding in the end zone, gets get sacked and the spot or said he appeared wobbly. He passed all the concussion protocol tests, but because they say
He appeared wobbly getting up that he had to sit out now. This is by the way this is soap classic nfl, because now every single coach is going to teach their players just stay down for an extra second get your
altogether stand up or have of have one of your. Like all your you.
Bet you watch anytime. A quarterback gets sacked. Now is a hard hit. There will be a lime in that goes and picks them up and like holds them for a second. You know what I mean, so they can't wobble the kid visibly wobble. So I think that's what happened with braxton berrios, who scored an end around reach out. I think he landed on the football, but he took a knee and took some time
to get up yeah you just but people were thinking was that, because this new rule has to get up and stumble a little bit and get taken out of the game, guys are going to definitely like milk, not milk. We have milk, it like they're, going to be taught to stay down for an extra beat so that they don't have any little bit of wobble, because this is the rule is supposed to be good in theory, but it makes no sense because you have a guy like teddy Bridgewater, who I mean he didn't get hit that hard and if you pass all the concussion protocols put the one arbitrary person's sitting up
There's like oh you, he kind of wobble the little I added see the replay, so I cannot say whether or not he did actually find the wobble, but I
were demanding the walk ass though it were like tweet along what happens is the inner fell is kind of like don t, say yeah, where they retroactively, adapt things to a rule that was probably pretty blatantly obvious, something that they should have covered beforehand. But until someone figures I had to explain a loophole: they don't actually
his shoes off until now. It's like the guy brings a shoe bomb, and this one guy named richard reid, wore a shoe bomber plane, and now we have to fly barefoot for the rest of our lives.
that's what's happening right now in the nfl, where it's like. Oh we're going to give you a word that you have to learn now, which is what like motor attack sia or something like that. I think it's the word a taxi is one I've seen going around a lot. It just basically means if you're fucked up, you can't go back in
right, which I think is a good rule to have right if somebody is able, if somebody is wobbling on their feet, they very clearly just sustained a brain injury. They probably shouldn't go back in the game that dacre now will they want to go back in the game that they absolutely they will because they're football players and, like we said with tool, it means a lot. He has one miss time he's having a great year. He can make himself a shitload of money. He also probably wants to be out there for his teammates and help them win a game because he loves his teammates and he wants to play football, but you have you have to protect him against ourselves, but now we now we've reached a point where we've got
six guys huddled around television rights trying to see if somebody's wobbly or not- I I don't know what the solution is to all this outside of. I think somebody was suggesting putting the mike it's it's always a micro
yeah, that's that's! The solution to everything is like always at baldy across the golan. Put a microchip idiot first down microchip in it is that blood coming out of Daniel Jones's and put a microchip on every player's recent case. They bleed too much always or is his player sustained brain damaging head collisions put a microchip.
helmet where they can measure what the impact is. That's really the only other possible way, but then at that point, if you go down that road, it's like not every single person's brain is built the same way and their skulls are different. That whole thing. So just because somebody suffers a brain injury at a certain collision rate doesn't mean
The other person's going to I thought is that, basically, what I'm saying is there's no real is always in there's no waited. There is really no way to do it here and do a correctly, but I think at some point or do the microchip version
This is what we're talking about with Jeff Bezos. Then he developed that brain scanner. That can tell if your brain's inflamed. I think that's the only way they're going to be able to do the problem with the wobble is.
If I had a spotter, I mean I was what I I sat on the toilet for too long when I was taking a shit this morning. I I wobbled when I
well, you know what I mean like my legs were a little. You know they're a little debt like I would have been in the concussion protocol. You sit on the couch for a little too long, I'm wobbly when I get up,
yeah right there, there s a lot of wobbles. I wore a lot like MIKE mcdaniel, probably wobbles. Sometimes too honest, yes, right right, there's theirs. I just the arbitrary nature of it and, if, like teddy, it didn't seem like that violent have hit, and then they you lose him for the game. I think the just what a one anyway they were. They were on fire today we do need to get Jake you're. Well, it's
for you. Yeah Billy was very classy cancer. The same for other Jeff ends dollars. You arrest it gotta go
bill eurostat for jake. There are some things that what have I didn't think any fan base would do what they do say: Jeff fans, mimicked too.
In the fencing position. They worry, they were growing outstanding sides it what they were actually move. You fight or he'll, be off as you do, that up and down the hallway of his jet fan, but yeah I'll there alone.
Like where's to I than putting their hands that's funny, when did you sat? That's funny, that's funny! That is very fond. Would you say
it's not very classy yeah. We got him it's not in good taste, but it's objectively funny for like people to just thinking, they're owning you, because someone got a concussion like it's an absurd thing, I'm not laughing, I'm not saying very funny. It's like this situation is funny its absurdity it sitting about it. It's stupid thing about one guy gets his brain, just absolutely mangled on national television, and now, two weeks later, we got fans from different teams, basically making fun of each.
her and in drawing up like a mimic of his, can cost hands. That's absurd. That is right, and that is just the perfect encapsulation of the absurdity of football fans. Dappling laughing at that's funny
it is so billy what wouldn't you. But what did you say to step in forging? Will we had duly extraction at the end of the game? Everyone, the jet
or again really we should build. Ninety six right now getting getting, though, has like oil, his own personal version of argo guy, to extract jake from the situation, because we had to get him out of that life could use it. We I always had taken off his sweater sweatshirt because it was getting the he was on. Why don't you just
Do the the two assigns back be like hey. We come in peace. You should done that and imagine if that badger have a photo.
We deal with that yeah, that's really bad, but wait so jake tell us the funny. I saw your tweet. It was very funny of billy saying that he's going to be a head coach, oh yeah, and the first soft bellies, like you know, maybe I'll get into football coaching one day, yeah you should and then in the fourth quarter he was yelling at me that they should go for two after they scored a touchdown to put them up by eight
extra parliament to point out that in doing so, but I wanted you like it caught coming up with the thing was in my head, everyone's, like things so crazy. Why don't we just go for ten points because then they can't beat us with the touchstone feel go because
If you go for two as well as nine guidelines, then they can score touchdown untie the game, we're on one possession yeah. So that's! Why that
I know if you're only up eight points than they could just hide a game on the next possession little boat. They were up so they score. There are eight points were then. If they score did you put in version, will be ten point.
Were nine points, rice died and reviewed. So again I did. I say again: if you go for two, when you miss it, then europe, eight points
and then they can tie the game on one score and one possession but of
feel. How is it that is only while zoonotic riper coach, you gonna, be maybe he's gonna be a brain and stereotypes.
yeah, you allow we I we are, we feel and hot
we're role, and we should just keep role. It then, like you know it was the vibes in the stadiums they were
is the coaching just an fyi. I would always coach on vibes. He would they would ask him afterwards they'd be like what did you think coach like.
right and by how sick would be of Billy was a coachman halloween and they did all took place
Like everyone, every young key way, every channel dividing line we will get, is bookie again like I'll, be awesome, ghouls or our breath better. Some initial coaches can be fired by rule if you're not fired. Yet
on halloween just run every trick play yes, that's it! That's all you do. There really was also signing proclaim. Autographs o hurry up early. Where we sign
Spoon, how does he like these grown ass due to like sign this? As I was my for say? No, I
I also saw that you guys do Dan marino down at the field level, so we asked for what was that, like we asked for him to come back on the show. But what do you say we didn't get a call.
Back off these guys now. You're conflict
Where was it, he was used to feel you're on the sidelines. Yeah
ok, I'll, try I, which are already living like you is. I do not think us did you look like you. Would he have passed a new wobble concussion test tube
The vote was he was he looked jittery I looked it looked like he was in a fine. I just can't. I can't I can't stop thinking of jets fans throwing up the two
at that. So let me also absurd and self: let's go. Let's go back to
That's things things my know jiggling like that is not right. Sir
maybe not classy have some decorum
the fucking three hundred level of met life's tavi up we're just drunk at about where so it would do the dolphins do now, because they ve got schuyler thompson raised tough teddy's, probably not coming back, maybe is maybe not next week today. Do they make called city, I think you're gonna be backs.
dune yeah. It sounds like they're going to they're going to be so careful with them. I understand, but I think he will play soon.
Please use watching that movie right is watching the gruber anyway,.
where he watched me gruber on the flight back in my daniel said he laughed basically the entire time. I we were like close to make me they have those yelling rick gruber,
ox d. Argue god rhubarb. Ah I did it. I was just trying to sharpen, might really that's our class it yeah thousand. I was I was in his classier jeffrey,
I just did too to me for insulting. The gruber is basically what jet fancy today.
So it is partly because the jet fan base like they're, not good, and they ve never been good, really clear where the two FC championship games, but that is a scary thoughtfully.
That's fans being good, that's a idea at the same time the edge imagine the weather.
Haunted me is to go three into in the second week of october. Could you imagine if they're good,
lay off team yeah their own waters. While I wonder where they I want to say, I don't know what the next step is. If that's, the vertigo karma came to them pretty quickly with the match losing tonight. Yeah yeah yeah lotta jets, mess van quick, quick last points of the jet scored fourteen points in fourteen seconds: that's cool! That's all central sauce, garter guys. First pick he was he's he's so good. He is a b
it's so good, and then Quinton williams picked up a fumble and stiff arm the fuck tyreek hill stiff arm? He just shoved up the ass.
Through the area site. That's your new jersey taxes. I wonder
There are a lot of nato, one billion
I wonder what percentage of the like a win percentages, fourteen that gets a safety in a game. I feel like it's high, I feel like. If you get a safety, it's a vibes play. It really makes me feel like yeah
billions of rio. Eighty three point c hawks against pain. Me. Yes, danube mademoiselle area here, if you get us
the early on in the game, you're one and that fucking day acid boozer when he presides by eighteen point, four percent
Well, that's great! Considering it's only two points. Yeah, it totally is it's a big time vibes, flour yeah, but it's not even numbers wise, like momentum,
Oh yeah, well back, then you're going downhill, the oh you I just want to grab one of those chicken wing flower,
grab a chicken with papa John's love, it billy and jerry o'connell was right. We shouldn't say that to pre saw your monster absolute monster and I also like, I am pretty sure robert sella, I was like he's been been so good. We gotta get him a touchdown which was kind of cool cause. He was awesome. I had one hundred and ninety seven total yards, which is quite the day yeah. I think he was the first jets. Actually I read that he was the first jets running back to have.
over a hundred yards receiving since shangri la dating tomlinson out so funny because, like oh yeah, he was on the jet yeah he's pretty good on the just forget it was the rookies were, could on saying bro. We are so good in a locker room after the game.
Your daughter was allowed. It supported. Those reports said that narrow it on twitter. It was reported by, I think, maybe conor hues
Also, you definitely have probably wine times. Was that actually, oh, oh, oh yes, it was just a document. It blew check marks.
At bro, karma? Okay, we are so good figure out who the jets are playing. Next week, oh they're playing the packers at lambeau, whose line is it anyway? Do we have a line for that? That is a seven hammer, the pack seven and a half I'd say it's eight. What is it? Six, o eight and a half? I actually bet the jets.
one thing I have. I did you gonna hammer, the packers, oh, if you, if you have guy same bro, were so good in
locker room after the rockies they're gonna. We feel in it. What is it what's align? Whose line is anyway? I'm still looking for this.
oh ok, rumours line, and I remember we might again ball sat and we need it
That is an important like if that quotas, real I'm gonna, take the packers next week
seven and a half packers have okay wow jets. The only line? Okay, alright bro are so good. Actually, you know what they may have not said that. Ok,
I think I may have said that to my city idea: answers you! U hallucinating!
You had like a lucid dream. Billy quote.
Were you, you were in the locker room, your your transfer, coaching career, starting yeah yeah. No, he was just within the uber ride back with jake. He was just whispering to himself pro so good or so good bro over and over probably exited to somebody.
Or somebody texted that to you and you looked at your phone and you're like oh, this is what they're saying yeah. Did you guys have fun overall, there's your time
oh yeah, rose in black breeze hall
said. The hashtag jets rookies- this is yes, Zack rose and looked at each other today and said: bro were so good: ok, yeah, good crop. Ah next up, hank patriots, twenty nine lines: zero, baileys, appy bellies appy play great play great miser, stevens and play
Events played great stop. You look great with the path patriot. I don't. I do not know why they ever wear anything else. We need their it if they wore those judges, they make the purchaser yeah. They looks that me
logo in the centre. The field, the pick, the jerseys pop, the helmets pop baileys appy pops
get swag back. I think so I mean is it's. It was the number one, often in football, that's
we like, but also now, no, no, no, no, no
if a porno hagiography did in fact,
but I am also going to pay you a compliment, because I think this also stems back to the fact that bill belichick completely shut your down in the super bowl. That's probably something like gerrard knows: belichick
wounds me right, there's probably an element of that like belgic say I've got. I drew up the perfect game plan to stop this guy. I own this guy
I mean the stats would would lead led to you being correct their fortune, which is him saying your correction, but not saying you right right, you have it. It was a good game for the pit they Billy's happy. Look good. I hears a crazy Bela checks that, from this game, Bela check is now five at all. With non first round q bees making their first start, the rustle league is thirty and eighty. So he just like all- and we find this guy who s here- probably not ready. Yet he is a child,
yeah, yeah yeah? Let's go out hooking up with somebody, somebody no yeah, five, it up a similar hot for asylum. We can make happened right here round quarterbacks, I feel like with with the detroit lines they ve got. Some losses that
they spin and be like okay. These are productive losses like some losses that are almost winds. Like week, one against the the eagles they lose by three points you can spend yourself and being like. That's a that's a win of a loss. This one was
loss of law. So it was this. One was bad on all accounts for the lines we liked Dan Campbell is funny. I think Dan campbell thing is done. Whoa I think it's done. Eli has done now is done. I think I feel like I've seen this a lot
spends could tell me if I'm way off I'd like to see the same thing to say under the most funding we re all I swear on, but that has been the case,
he's good. They make self inflicted errors every week. Did you weird
yet there are over six on fourth downs today, which is the most fourth down attempts without getting a conversion since nineteen ninety one and then Dan Campbell up Geraldine campbell by the way he called all three timeouts with under three minutes in the game, which was that's a clown move that is down twenty nine. Nothing can't take them with you and then he just goes in front of the media, and he says that's on me. Like I made you know I am gutted for these guys. I made some mistakes and then next week it will just be the same thing. They should. Actually let you take your time out with you, not that you can use them next game, but maybe like you can change them. You can trade them in for Zack Morris just time out life yeah or you can you can like auction them off for charity. Someone can buy your timeouts after the game's over. I just feel like Dan Campbell leads the league and just doing dumb shit and then getting in front of the media.
like that's on me, I'm gonna for these guys I gotta be better as a coach and a man and a father and son in a friend and humanity and human, and that's on me, mad irvine of lord. He said the isa this week. I believe we ve hit rock bottom. It's time to get back up. I don't know they might not have hit rock bottom like that. That was of tat was there's two games today. That was like. Oh it's, that old team is eliza jaguars. Both those games like the up those still the lines jaguar. So this is my worry with with dank amble was all his motivational posters are.
The building that he has or about how to respond to losing like this. Now one right, there is not one that he has hung up being like demand, excellence and and
after your opponent. They're. All like the mark of a true winner. Is he that wipes the mud off his face and gets up from the most painful losses and goes on to fight another day, like that's the mentality that they have in detroit, because they have been losing football for so long? But it would be nice if you had a coach whose mentality at least expected to win sometimes and wasn't just.
being like the best loser right- and I am maybe again maybe I'm way off- maybe lions fans will tell me no we're still fully behind didn't campbell. I just feel like ives. Every sunday is the exact same story of the lions losing jack Campbell, doing something weird
and then him saying that's on me. I gotta be better as a coach. No I'm not I'm not saying you're wrong at all, but when you are saying that you're done with Dan Campbell,
I'm not personally on the second day, have like up huge emotional when, like
I will cry right. Alongside our current disposed can promise. We are, I think, probably every single lines, financing of his shit up. I still loved in canada, a man. Yes, I still route for him, the man, the coach he might it might be.
The job might be a little too big for it. I think most lions fans right now are definitely sick of his shit and I go back to the first press conference that he had when he did. The biting of the kneecaps think that
really kind us that there was no biting at the kneecaps in this game. His whole thing:
and this is another like we're. Gonna, be the toughest losers that lover play is again
white knock us down, but on our way up we're going to bite your kneecaps off. There was zero kneecap biting in this game. They got, they got their ass, kicked left and right by the new england. Patriot,
and may I guess maybe the silver lining in this is their defense. Wasn't that bad, it wasn't as bad as it has been in the past. I'd sure, like one of the touchdowns was because Dan cable went for, like fourth nine and then Jered fumbled, and they returned it for a touchdown. So all those points weren't on the defense- maybe this week in the locker room like the defense, gets to look at the offense and finally,
have a week where they're like you're the fuck up this right. Not us, like that's, probably got to feel good for them right, and it is crazy because I mean the the patriots deserve the credit because they shut them down, but the lions had scored a lot in eleven straight quarters to start the season fifteen out of sixteen quarters, and then they got shut out. I mean it's, it's. It was crazy. It was you kept on watching it being like okay, so the lines and a deandre swift is out and Amman Ross. St brown, I think, is on like a pitch count. So there's you could point to a couple of injuries, but that doesn't really that isn't. My problem is this: was in the same old lions loss, yeah, twenty nine! Nothing is the same old lions loss and you felt like you're moving in the right direction and then you loses a favorite at home to the seahawks, and then you lose twenty nine and nothing to the patriots with a first time start starting quarterback that feels same alliance. That's where I was like ooh this
not be good for Dan Campbell right now, because it felt like there was a little bit of progress to start the year and now it feels like they're back to what's going on with his teeth and your last coach is now the assessed and often the coordinator of the scene. The chest beat you, although I, when I would be shocked of map, patricia left some sort of listening devices in the lines facilities. Gas seems like something he would be up to the air. He had do factor fiction, hank fiction, browns bears jets, colts those the p
it's next for eu what he thinks a good record at those fourteen game rounds. Where is it? Ah, at the browns k home at the patriot home against the bears Yup sunday night football or thursday football Monday night football Monday night, football
add the jets metlife know and respect pcat home vertical. Why? Why do they keep putting the bears in primetime too? And I'm not joking, I I do think. There's someone the nfl offices who are is fucking with us. There's no other explanation for the commander's embarrassed night and then the no. But I know obviously the bears are prime time games. But you can't tell me it's a little weird that commanders bears play thursday night and the next bears.
his bears. Patriots Monday night, that's a little weird! That's a little weird! I think. That's all I'm gonna say it's a little weird. Okay! So that's a little narcissistic, but it's also a little. It might be narcissistic, but I I think that at some
its we're at some point, the league office when they schedule.
Commanders bears thursday night game had to be like. Well, we support my take us
We are counting on us to market, and you know what you're right you're right we're
can signal in then all we care they. They can ask as to jump and will say
why all the where I saw the bear schedule come out and I saw those two games primetime back to back. I was like that's weird cause the bears
coming off the heels of the couch ball right. Therefore,
they know what they're doing but yeah. He said against it three or four games again browns when bears just sail for I want to. I want to hear browns bears jets, colts I'd use. If you go three and one, if you go less than three and one then the season is, is over the grid. If you go three and one or four, obviously for no but three in one, I think the patriots will be fighting for a playoff spot. I think you might lose to the colts culture so stupid or so weird they're, so they're, so random, they're, very so random. So random became crazy.
prime time the patriots have four straight primetime games later in the season. That seems like a while, maybe it'll, be there it's crazy. Thankfully, the bears alias playing qb. The bears are done with primetime games after the patriots won a football game. So that's thank god, and we only have with that. I think we only have three more broncos prime time games show. So that's this month, yep yeah, so the paint bally's api, maybe
I I build max and come back there in a play mac and it's going to suck
already double back is now, but I, like, I like better like the new guy he's. Gonna have ashore at least when it comes back like a really like if he has a bad half or the
really stands out. There are going to be like: let's go, let's go, let's get xapi back in. Do you think that's the way the patriots just have to win? They have to just waste. Not waste because drew bledsoe was good quarterback, but like use a first round pick on a quarterback just so they can get the backup guy to then become in and win all
most yeah, whatever gets done. I mean I think, drew Bledsoe and mac jones are a little bit different. Macarons is what the fifth qb in this draft taken, still a stud, but it's not his his baker, mayfield yeah, justin fields
where innocent fields wasn't yom confused with your analogies rina, there
there are higher. They were top five years
So you're saying this is not a tough. I dropped and put it to me to be a term baker may if it was number one overall. Worse than just the fields and reasoning and who want to figure out,
I am mad at you hersel. Who is the broad? What number draft was
and feel secure. Eleven or twelve he wasn't top gaelic mitch is what you really
I get it I apologize, I the for fields. He was feel so use eleven. Ok, my batteries top ten now so doesn't make him a little bit better. No thank you.
I know where we got here yet hank, who is more of a guy, zackie or mac today,
currently, as it stands right now, happy meal or big mac. I gimme that
well toy that was fast. There was one week,
That was what we were quickly. You turn your back on. You guys are not known, or lack of you has never will. I knew ever your eye you when you were talking about mac jones, potentially being a guy.
you weren't you guys. Thirty point like dig the thousands of the worst plant gaze of all time. I share it like to just feels
it has like like fifteen completion this year, no mike, I I still goes back. I have nothing
MAC jones, honestly
right now, you're gonna flavour of the weak, as is happening now you know meat and you turn you turn your back on mac whirr matches. No, I wasn't actual is now as you do not under with Matthew owns a baileys. Happy walked by with a big ass like see. I'm out did, did belgic leds happy.
it was he like aaron aaron was okay. He had a nice touchdown pass. So it is only pick was like the receivers fault yeah, so I feel yeah I feel like mac jones when he was in. He was kind of just like hiding match
loans in the army. He was like he was afraid of, match, outweighs innovator aim, which is afraid of
We are still that VI was app, is a little weighted down a little bit, but I feel like it's it's more relaxed. There was an actual,
Zappa is way more exciting. Last name then, joan yes, so far, that's a big if they actually,
I have a sweat. I'd, probably go back. Yes, he was fun to bet on in college because his name is bailey sappy and you like, even if you lose you like, but I bet on Bailey's zap zap, your roots, yeah kentucky rent yeah western kentucky lit it up with those
silver helmets. Ah, alright, so yeah I do patriots back lions, I'm just saying I am ruined for Dan Campbell, but man do. I think it was really with the three timeouts that I was like. Oh
now feels desperate twenty nine. I think what is easily can I'm out cigarette? How about you wouldn't get reps
If you are going to get a lot of rubbish gear practice live reps right. He he would like. I bet you his own team kind of rolled their eyes and they're like what are you doing coach we just got. Our ass kicked he's like no we're. Never we never quit. He also said that he knows
Stone will be unturned this week. I think he also leads the league and turning over stones yup there's. Some of that is that's on me. Every single week he's
look in the mirror, it starts me, it ends with me. It starts and ends with me and
I'm going. No stone will be unturned this week. So-
Evaluating whether or not they need to practice longer or practice, shorter yeah he's going to figure that out
They should have more pad time or less pad time. Also. So, basically, here
no fucking idea. What he's going to do differently this week he's just going to try to do something different. I just searched. That's on me in quotes Dan Campbell and eight hundred and twenty eight thousand.
Yup, that's on me man. If at first I'm going to figure it out man, Dan Campbell, saying that's on me, isn't enough for the lions yeah. So he says that's on me. A lot.
It is on her hand up. That's aren't, may it starts and ends with him the up. So if you got a problem, come see him
he's a guy. You know what he's gonna get figured out, because I tell you
there's nothing that means more to him than getting this thing figured out right because he's gonna turn this thing around. I could actually write such a kick ass dan campbell speech, and he is probably like thirty seconds. I give you two hundred word is mad libs of just repeatedly saying that you are the problem, but you're also going to find the solution yeah
by being in it? Oh on top of the promise, I know how bad I am at this job right, and so there is no better person to fix all the stuff. Then the guide has done all the stuff. It's got us in this.
If he should switch it up and just be like that's on those guys, there are guys suck are no joke with Dan Campbell. I think he he's he does a great job of firing. People up right and his team loves him. They play hard for him, but in terms of like day to day, like day to day stuff, he's ok but tactician stuff on sundays.
She just have a different coach to coach in the games like have the cable be on the sidelines like had cheer.
During the games director of me.
I'll or whatever you want to go home and then have somebody else that smarter make all the play, cause and end game adjustments and then
team gets to it's. It's like a weaken dead yeah. It was just that you know what they call, that they call that the offensive line, coach, the tight end coach or the strength and conditioning coach yeah. That's that's that's perfect yeah, so I I don't want it to end for Dan Campbell, but this was the first time I was like dang. Those are the same old line. Yeah Dan Campbell is a good he's like a good day to day parent of that team, but for some fun on the weekends bringing bringing stepdad yeah. So lions fans tell me if I'm way off, but I feel like I'm closer to the truth that it's starting to get tiring, okay before
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Did he not leave the podcast why a whole lot of like we talked about the patriots have already gone through and okay next up bills steelers this was a whopping. This was a ah like early September college football game. When you were one of the buy games when a se si team brings in a mac team are still bills. Thirty, eight steelers, three I'll start with the steelers real quick MIKE tomlin, was asked after afterwards. If he was satisfied with the effort, he said satisfied with the effort. We got smashed. What are we doing here? Man, so he at least is very much aware how bad his team he also said, eat this don't run from it, don't blame it, don't try to avoid it by any means sink in it, bask in it feel it eat it sleep with it eat this. They are a very bad football team and they miss jj watt, who silently got like knee surgery that doesn't feel good. Dj. Sorry, CJ teaches he just cj. What does he work? That's a fourth! What
Brother fuck, we're we're we're at midnight now. So I'm starting to shut shut to Mitch, though Mitch is want to know what coin tosses, since he got pinched cause he's still going out there as a captain, which is weird but the steelers they don't they don't change anything. I feel like this offense that they're running right now they don't have like a playbook. What is bad yeah? They don't have a playbook, they have a constitution in pittsburgh and it's been the same way for, like the last fifteen years, doesn't matter the code like cowards offense, to me like when he was a coach, the team, those offices looked
actually the same like the same, plays a running right now, except footballs changed a little bit in the last like fifteen twenty years. I think that I feel like the steelers, just don't change how they do think, though it some, it might be time to baby fire office of coordinator, because you ve now had three quarterbacks in the last. I don't know, and games, and the heat map looks exactly the same every single time and we thought it was a been rots. Asperger thing
but makin. His offense is basically the heat map is just straight lines along the sidelines and then a bunch of passes right along the line of scrimmage. It's like a it's. It looks like an upright and that you'd never even attempt a pass in the middle of the field under any circumstances and yeah the steelers. They don't do
if they don't do anything well, blame canada, yeah I like to blame canada and harris does he's great at one yard, runs yeah our our friend jersey, jerry, said that nigeria is officially calling him a bust and kenny pickett. I feel bad for kenny friend of ours. That's that's an unwinnable situation when you're playing behind that offensive line and the defense that is
getting absolutely mauled every game, so I dunno he had a lot of yards. I thought that I liked that he got into a fight yeah that that's good, so it kind of deflects, because this was a whopping, a full sale warping. But at least Kenny pickett tried to punch a guy in the face yeah I'll, because that's what the discussion is now and his team,
it had his back too. He got hit late on one play up. They were all the maids had his back, you like to see that yup, so yeah still very bad, might be the worst team in the nfl digital that the steelers don't have any wide receiver touchdowns this year and they have wide receivers that everyone can name because all we hear about is the steelers wide receivers. Deontay Johnson george Pickens chase Claypool what's going on
yeah doesn't assets, gave Davis had the rainy mossed outlined today. Yeah he had three catches for a hundred seventy yards only two touchdowns, not three
but the first like this game was over before it started. It was awesome, so Josh and ninety eight yard touchdown pass, gave Davis and low ties the longest touchdown pass in bills, history due to who was the other one? It's very fun, it's a very fun combo. Last time you asked me bills, it was. It was ryan Fitzpatrick. But that's not the answer this time. This time the answer's rex grossman it was, I don't think, even played kyle Orton, the
his wife, is patrick, two o t o nowhere yeah, that's a fun combat is like that is one of those ones. I looked at it. Normally, I don't really care, and then I was like. Oh yeah, tl was on the bills, but Josh Allen was in it. I think it was pretty windy there and there's like Josh Allen, has a rocket arm. Licious fucking fuck it let's throat as deep as we can, and he will get it every single time and they could have if the bills had wanted to
could have easily scored sixty point yeah. They took Josh out of the game, it's gotta be so demoralizing. If you're the steelers, you have for once like a decent defensive possession game to like third, I think it was like thirty, eight thirty.
and they are on their own two yard line, and then Josh Allen throws the ball. Ninety eight yards with a touchdown yeah and it was a total, get right game for the bills who just came off two games where they, like their offense, wasn't as explosive against the dolphins and the ravens, and I always give credit to teams like what the bills did today. When you play a team that that bad like seo, you should want, but don't fuck around, kick the shit out of them and have your backup finish up up the fourth quarter that that gets points in my book where you,
toy around with these teams that you're so much better that for the first time, maybe ever mike tomlin's on the hot seat, they don't they do not like or mike is what they're mediocre like they don't like MIKE Tomlin, mediocre ball and they've, like steelers fans, have gotten the pitchforks out before for mike when he's gone, like nine. Seven right is that a couple of those seasons where they didn't play up to expectations and they're ready to fire him. He stuck around because he's obviously
is good at something, or else he wouldn't have used a good card. The record that he's had, but this team stinks, I think, he's a good coach. I think they're, probably the steelers pride themselves on like never changing coaches, what they had like five roaches or tire war. It's crazy, they've had chuck knoll bill coward.
Let's see hundred looks mike tomlin yeah it and there's probably somebody before chuck yeah, and they probably it they could they pride themselves on having that continuity, but there definitely has to be a point where it's just the same old thing and you've got to change something up. They gotta change the name of the stadium back yeah. They can I'm not even going to say the name of the company that is now it's heinz field. It will always be heinz field if being caught at heinz field, then I'm going to call it hinesville okay, so they had some coaches way back in the day. Ah, but in the super bowl era they had bill Austin for two years and charcoal yep. Ah, bill cower in my tummy upset, no one in between yet chuck lorre and bill cower from nineteen sixty nine two.
twenty twenty two. They have had three head coach see out. That's insanity. Insight is better than being a supreme court. Just it's crazy. I'm shocked the shutters and having three unaware. Who do you think up next, because they, I think they will fire, or at least I think, the fire mike tomlin? If they don't go five or will they will
I am, though, let em retire. Are they let him like move into the front off a year, hellward cycles, they treat him well, they kill aylward tire and then he'll be like coaching. Another cheek is member bill. Cower. He flirted with it for a long time ago, still does every now and then he will retire and then he'll come back somewhere else. Like five years
he's young and he's a good cook. It's like there's always in the offices in one private jet that is landing rallied.
in the airport, and then people are always saying that's bill, coward, where he lives right right. So, ah yeah the the steelers are very very bad and the bills are very, very good and Josh Allen is awesome. He was a he's, the third fastest quarterback to get to one hundred and fifty touchdowns. Only behind moreno, Emma hope's, pretty good company could list so marino. It took er. Sorry Muhammad took sixty games, marino took sixty one games, Josh Allen took sixty six games to get one hundred and fifty touchdowns. He is so fucking good yup and I love him so much also a little
in fact. The two coaches used to play in the same college- football teams gasquet mike tomlin and sean mcdermott- played at excuse me at william and mary together for I think one season, and would they say that, like Sean mcdermott like tackled mike Tomlin,
two times or something like that. They didn't really overlap that much, but they tried to make it seem like they had a rivalry there yeah. I wish they had the only thing. The only complaint I have with this game other than it not hitting the over is. I wish they had tried to go for the passing yards in a single game record, because Josh Allen had three hundred and forty eight yards at half and the record is a norm van brooklyn with five hundred and fifty four yards in nineteen. Fifty one crazy that yeah,
I'm always shocked when I hear that stuff, because I'm certainly patrick mahomes has thrown for like six hundred yards in the game right. The thing is that it usually a player, will get taken out of the game like Josh Allen got taken out of this, who he probably could have gotten six hundred yards at one who thinks number two,
norm. Van Brooklyn was number one. I think it's norman bracken number two also. I think here that held the season.
The job,
Oh yeah, that's right! Yeah! I just looked it up. I mean I'm not I didn't know. It is not true that I knew match carbon of forty three thirty seven went against the czech yeah
where was at two thousand and twelve yeah? That's fucking awesome about job. What a legend yeah mad sharp number two all time. Yet
great season. He's number one in the super larry's tied with Warren moon. Warren moon also had five virtues of Zoom warren moon matchup are tied for the record in the super lawyer, but I just that's one of those games like it was three hundred and forty eight yards in the first half. You don't even just call like a couple more deep bombs in the second half, so he would probably break if you're up thirty, eight and three just go out and go for verts at the time and just basically run a hail mary every past. Yes, just trying to get the record, why not get the record? Okay? Next up vikings bears vikings. Twenty nine bears twenty two. I don't really have anything to say other than like it just feels played pretty well and he had a chance to maybe win the game with the drive at the end, but it fucking. What's his name marset was trying to get a couple extra yards and just carroll careless with the football I dunno, the the bears are down twenty one: three, it felt like it was we we blinked and they were down twenty one. Three kirk cousins was on fire to start Johnson
Everyone is isabel receiver and, in the end, a fairly so fuckin good, and I was happy the very far back they they showed fight what they saw this when, from dressed in fields his own team did yesterday was nice for you I'll tell you. They re really well enough to win any made. Some cool throws and added couple. My scrambles,
I said heck. Yeah mercer had the block in the back. That called back just feels, like forty yard touchdown run, and then he fumbled, so he and he used to play for the vikings. So some are saying maybe he was a spy, not me, but it is fucked up, but yeah I
I dunno. I didn't expect to win the game. I wanted us to be competitive. I thought it was one of those games where the game started as like. Oh no, it can be one of those days. So the fact that they fought back into it and justin fields looked ok and, like his receivers, were kind of letting him down here and there like drops. I I walked away been like okay, I didn't expect to win it anyway and he looked better than he has pretty much the entire season. This is also the first time since the the start of the london games, where the winning team from the london game,
has come back and won the following week in america, o the first time ever first time ever so it has happened. Was there's been a bike? Sometimes you get a by year after going back, but if they don't take the by, they always lose at next came so saints end the vikings both saints and of the saints since, in the vikings, both one. Yes right. Yes here they both did. You have a lot of
yeah. That's impressive! That's really! Nice! Until it gonna inside the team,
one, the london game, okay, comes back, they never win, got it the following week, unless there's a buy in between the garland, I feel like until like a year or two ago, there was always
and a tory bondo. You can choose whether or not to table by linking no no interesting interesting. There isn't there isn't cool cool. It didn't break my little cork in the schedule that was was by far just in fields best game. He had fifteen completions, that's a lot as a logic
These are the vikings the kings of ugly winds yeah, I don't know believe in them. I think I've just lay suggest jefferson's the best shivering in the end, a felony cousins. We all have. We ve talked about him at nausea. Put
like there's something to be said with beings for being able to win ugly, though yeah
and there they certainly are like that's what one thing that you can say about the vikings this year. They have won some games. Words like how how and why, but it's not ugly like will gets the eagles game. Now is a winning ugly, the vikings win ugly by letting the other two.
get back in the game or like starting so slow that you like? What's going self, inflicted very yeah? It's it's! It's not like a one. Oh, this is going to be just a hard game to win. We gotta find a way to like scratch and claw. It's like. The vikings are always in games where they're up to a big lead, and then they let the team back or they just shoot themselves in the foot in the first half and they come back so yeah. It is self inflict footed ugly when yeah, but I was,
we don't you purchased vision, robberies, put I'm happy the bears participated today. They did a good job and also what I'd really hard and I walked away, not feeling so bad about myself in the fact that I, like all my happiness, is tied to just in fields the quarterback yeah that and also just putting perspective like brown robinson got shot two weeks ago. Yet through some things are better and more important than winning this s ball game again, if you're talking about like what is expected from Joseph fields, what's more impressive, Josh Alan drawing fur, what three hundred and forty yards and is in the first half hour or just feels having fifteen completions, that's for more than he say than any other gaming,
added your that's almost double than the other three games. That's that's almost doubled his lateral completions from last week, his completions. So far, this season are eight seven, eight eleven and then today he went off. I don't think fifteen is not possible for Josh Allen to double his completions correct over week. Fifteen is a monster game for my guy. You guys both lost, but it seems like the bears you're riding high in the commander's era,
low coming into the matchup on thursday, I'm not high, not yet. No, I'm definitely not writing new ones. I got rid of your straw. No one said nope. I have one more
I cut myself, I'm restructure. Hang I got
my strong half and then
I threw away my half straw, but now I have the other half from australia once rola fifty as a clown car of straws. I know they just keep coming out of the car. I got straw. Are you okay hygge? You feel like you've been sick for three weeks couple of weeks. What's going on,
I dunno, I think I dunno it's gross. When you talk, it is now what everyone is thinking, yeah. No, that's fine, that's fair and also the sound that it makes. When you talked to yeah yeah, I get it. I get it. Thank you, though. In the words, that's right, yeah,
are you out of this- was not all that I'm not like what next friday Hank it's one went against the detroit lions and he's back to his old. Like you thinking,
though, riding high of six consecutive superbowl raina, you go the to
If the commanders hear my speech by the bears pimple justin fields- fifteen completions- that's loyalty, you're, already fucking bally's api on the site happened like that. You wish you could, I believe, appian the bear
I wish I was happy. I know I'm not riding high, I'm riding baby steps. It's baby steps time, not gonna win a lot of games. Try to show some growth. I have steps, I think. Does
nay, america's and for a tree, I that is to be better than last year and see that when I hear and see this better than wave of rock Carson whence will have three sixty yard, completions and probably to fumble sixes. I ready for this record this term. The cameras.
Ah just feel gonna have seventeen completions plus damn that's insane game with chicken.
on the set of anti with the overall. Is seventeen plot
where you counting interceptions as completions? Yes, obviously have to and from loss?
I think Carson winces gonna have to fumbles lost where nobody touches him. That's right. They like like it,
I just doing the thing that he does where he looks like a cat when you throw a firecracker into the room and just panics and throws the ball backwards out of just sheer shooter yeah, and just so everyone knows like the colts broncos game suck because he often says suck, but the defenses were also good, both of our defenses suck. So we're going to have fun it's going to
I never gave one fun thing than at the end of the commanders game. I forgot to address monti, sweat, couldn't play in the game or best invincible.
well yeah. Maybe him a giant noun might as well. Great player can play for the last snap of the game because he had already done an autograph jersey swap at midfield.
With a player on the jaguar, so he didn't have his jurors anymore, so he can get into the game. I thought I was asked. Yes, that was a very fine moment. He had not the jaguars, obviously, but the point still stands: yeah, okay, next up box, twenty one falcons, fifteen, oh man, did the falcons get fucked that roughly
ass, her call socked. That was you think that was the worst call. An interval history I feel like I got. I think it might be the worse cone interval history. I think we ve had that those so many times like there's one rough in the past or call year, usually on Tom Brady yeah. That is like how is this? How is this,
This is why you sign will compton if you're the falcons, because will compton is not strong enough to ever. Look like he's assaulting
right, so you're, never gonna get the violent call. Yes, Jerome Bogor was asked afterwards is explanation:
He said what I had was a defender grab the queue be while he was still in the pocket and unnecessarily throwing him to the ground. That is what I was making my decision based upon, so just tackling shouldn't happened and why we want what? How can you see that and say that wasn't just a routine sat will pick up spot to lie like drone book
we're just officially described what playing defensive right and cycling. He said out loud that this is against the rules, because did you see he grabbed them and tried to throw him onto the ground it? It was crazy. It was absolutely crazy. Falcons fans have every right to be pissed box fans, Steven Shay being like well. The play before was a fucking pass. Interference shut, the fuck up that was roughing. The passer call was the worst call I've seen in a very long time. He bad it was. It was a very, very bad call. Tom Brady does get those calls because he looks so
so frail, sometimes is old age. The bucks look pretty good, though they look. Ok, their defence isn't what we thought it was really like. They should avail, they should have fucking job.
the ball down the falcons throats like coral patterson wasn't plain today and if you're gonna act like your top three rushed events in the unifil like you need to shut them down down below. It should have been
thorough, ass, kicking it was they just kind of let him back into it, which that is just what the falcons do. They're now, five and o against the spread when, when they're dead, they're not it was twenty one, nothing like in the third quarter and they're like oh, the falcons scored
think how they are going to go out and readily spending on these galea making banking last year
it is actually making what he's losing an impatient. Yeah he's like. I know exactly where I put my money this we can now. Do they
the the box, like basely carved up the falcons fur, the first half three quarters and then the other falcons stuff back in the back door and could have won the game.
If it weren't for that call Tom Brady, now eleven and o against the falcons and ready for crazy tom Brady stat, which is just a cruise all of them this one. This one is wild just because I never even thought of this as a stat. Ah Tom Brady today had more than fifty pass attempts. He now has twenty three wins, both regular season and playoffs, in which he has attempted more than fifty passes. That's crazy! The only then the next qb with in terms of most wins when attempting fifty passes or more has five twenty three to five, and so I looked it up, and I was like that's this. That doesn't mean anything, I'm just curious right, Tom Brady's, twenty three and twelve. When pass.
over. Fifty pass attempts patents, foreign thirteen rogers, is three and six breezes foreign fifteen robbed spur foreign, eleven marino, final of busy everyone socks and that the pass over fifty times Tom Brady is twenty three and twelve. When he yes pass over fifty times. That's so stoop that is crazy.
Next best is five; it it is Warren moon has by it is crazy. Has twenty three, because at the end of games, belichick would always use Tom Brady, like as an extension to the running game, because he was going to he was going to make the smart decision throw a short pass. Get a quick completion, keep the chains moving. It was basically like as secure as a handoff right would be to have Tom Brady, throw like a seven yard out and you'd think like okay, yet yet make this. That makes sense of Yasha quarterback to do that.
Watch is probably because you're behind is probably because your struggling, no, you know twenty during well yeah,
here's another crazy, stat, another tom Brady wild stat hank. You will appreciate this. How many years do you think that it's been since Tom Brady lost three games in a row? Wait? Are you trolling us on the guest two thousand and two you got it good job good job we trolling us that was really okay here
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I don't remember what we talked about like five minutes ago here to show my eye was why naturally, egg switch is pick yeah and he got fought.
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few more words billy do you know why you are not speaking billy one was last time Tom Brady lost three games in europe today,
to one right in here. The friday Ipsos actually enjoy that
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It is great. How did you like fantasy billy's? It was hilarious. You guys really hit the nail on the head, yup sick when we're so sick, bro. So simple,
The only other thing I had on this game is, I was just. It was a thought that popped in my head. I think we talked about in the gambling cape, but Leonard fournette, like there's, never been a player recently who has changed his reputation so much from the jaguars he's a boss, jaguars fans didn't like him and his numbers weren't even that bad with the jaguars too. He is now like Tom Brady's. Most trusted teammate. He just dump dump offs. All the time gets a hard yards. Has a super bowl ring, playoff lenny he's the man and he promises touchdowns,
and he's scored today, and I'm pretty sure I remember like two years ago, when Mitch was bad, you're, convincing yourself at least he's not the biggest boston, the first that was about on the jaguars. I have to go back to solomon, thomas yeah, that's that was that was the worst pick in that draft, so you can just change. I did try to do that and I was worried
completely changed his narrative on his career. I've, forgiven, Leonard fournette for the whole, like blake bortles, has bad breath thing yeah. I thought that was a little bit out of that was that was messed up, but it's it's just a great lesson that we will not actually like embrace the lesson, but I'm just gonna say it anyway, that so much of sports and a guy's career is time and place yeah, which of course, again we're not can actually use this lesson that I've just said out loud and in use it for, like future players that were like that, guy's a bomb were going to say it. We're just gonna, keep saying he's a bust, but in this one moment of clarity, it's like oh yeah. You forget how much time and place change the complete trajectory of a guy's, career, yeah and so like in linen for nuts case. He went to Jacksonville that often to run it like jacksonville as a franchise. Zero stability, not a history of winning anything very easy to
oh the sky, socks, and then, who knows like couple years later he go somewhere else is actually good pillar. So let's go to the jaguars game. If overlords is abbas, ethic s huge boss, hued he's a fucking bust back did he
trevor warns, stinks, ok, so texans thirteen jaguars six, the whole time. I was watching this game. I was just mumbling to myself any time I ever get excited by the jaguar. Someone needs to just fucking come into like to punch me in the eye because they are the jaguars that was such
jaguars game. They actually domini the texts. They develop nine and wrote the united europe. They ve been one. If you change your game more more recently than beating the text at the other uses, it's crazy. They I I don't even know it's like digits.
there is such a frustrating? I still think that the jaguars or better this year than they were yes dictator there there.
Miles better than they were travellers price.
clearly not a bust, but he he made some jason throws throws. I know he he time they. He would just what like throat either amiss bases to throws are over
I a guy down the sideline or try to mislead in and then have a texans cornerback reach up their hand and block it, and that was it and it was. They move the ball. They had four hundred and twenty two yards. He scored six
see that's hard to do. It has put out. I really really hard to do when you think about, like a football game, how many possessions happening, nfl game and be able to move for four hundred twenty two yards in only get six points out of it: the act as very hard to dictate skill, shadow Damien, pierce yeah. I think Damien pierce, p of tease official eyeball player, the precision peace. I think, if you were to do a pole right down, say who is the office of rookie year, damon pierce, my when he's had a good sees how to think there's a receive out what about drink london risk management?
and John dodson touchdowns. I am not up to date on my rookie of the years and how they're going, I think they, I think, damien you caught me in a. I, don't have enough nuance and apparently prepared for that conversation. Yeah I'll I'll, take
where I'm prepared for just because I want to seem smart by identifying damion Pearce as a potential rookie of the year guy, I think he's you know what he is Paquette he's in the conversation. Dude he's a he. He broke up here. He caused thirteen missed, tackles yeah he's a monster which is the most this year by any point is running through people. He absolutely that that last run when he chaps our good friend who's going beyond a Wednesday show for rowse getting your roast on the itunes subscribe, leave, a rose will read it and chaps was like, thank god.
score because it just would have been like it would have been a mini marshawn lynch in seattle, yeah touchdown cause. He was just ripping through guys. They could not tackle him yeas a monster. This was, I mean it's a good time as we identified a garrett wilson,
chris lobby to you about love is ok. He's in the conversation is only in the conversation outside
It also is like weeks, one and two as rex burkhead getting either half or over half the touches and now. Finally, love is like okay, damn probably because when we interviewed lovie, we told him to give the ball to Damian pierce, more yeah he's probably like
The podcast guys know what that that's one of those things, though, that we, whenever we make a declarative statement, then the the fans of each player or team will be like. How could you guys forget crystal of how could I forget was how could you forget trillion bucks berks like okay? So here's me remembering 'em, so you don't have to tweet us. Okay, I do think I do think Damian pierce is going to get better as the season goes on great. I think he's going to get more touches, a just peace he's fun to watch and, if you're a texans fan. This is a great time to be a texans fan. You don't even have to watch the games if you don't want to this year,
Really you can probably take the rest of the year off of your check in here, and there don't win too many games, though this was such a lovely, oh they're not going to win. Don't worry, they do not have to worry about winning two games. They're going to win at least one more against the jaguars are going to beat. The jaguars are probably going to get another tie. They're, probably going to tie the colts again beat the jaguars end up. What would that be? Two? Thirteen and two sounds
is that right sounds right and then they're gonna end up getting in a position where they can draft a good quarterback. You have cap space out the asshole.
expand on hicks all day. The next five years of being a texans fan will be fun, yeah and shut up lovey for just lovie balling, the fuck out of the jaguars. He was just like I'm going to punt until you guys make a mistake. You punted from a fourth and one from Jacksonville, forty nine. I love that like he was like I'm. I don't trust trevor lawrence, I'm going upon it back to you and see what you guys do in it. We actually just played out that way where it was like he just kept on ponting and then trevor lawrence make a mistake or or or I think they had a couple of fumbles and then finally, like all right, we've got to have one drive where we score. They scored now is game over and that was it and and and travon walker that that penalty was stupid,
Was the irish you you saw, but who are they blew? They blew the play dead soft sides and he came in just fucking. Smash Davis smells like it would have been unnecessary, rob this if the boy had been alive and it wasn't, it was everyone it stop running and he just like body slapped him in there just ok. Why would you do that?
dude, I'm looking at second fire. It was a very bad penalty.
lovey smith's common on the personal foul, entre VON walker. They have rules
no. It was, it was whirling really has we bring? What are you doing? I think they're just frustrated because they should have been winning the game they ate their office. Had forerunner in twenty yards couldn't couldn't score,
Travon walker also had a roughing, the passer penalty, the in his very first play of his very first game. He might have, I mean he's a good player, but that that was one of those was a it. I don't want to say cost him the game, but it was third and twenty, and so they would have gotten the ball back. It was a tie game and he had to happen and then yeah things didn't really work out. Here I got a four. If you want it there we go.
Those very debt yap and they just choke slam on order and ears
what the neck to jokes with David smell? Well, it's kind of like entrapment, isn't it yeah if you're going out
well like where, where else was I stephen a smith? The provocation was there? Yes, exactly yes, his neck was just sitting there and known as saver metrically. If I, if I tried to like punch Davis mills anywhere on his body, chances are it's like. Seventy percent of the earth is covered with water, yeah,
Seventy percent of Davis mills is covered in neck yeah, I'm gonna. Have you got a head and neck? Ok, let's do
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in the patriots game that rule streak is over yeah. The streak is over impressive streak in sports, so to remind people what it is. The carolina panthers had not given up a touchdown on the opening drive in twenty one straight straight games, which was crazy, but we have a new streak, and that is the one we have alluded to as well. Matt rule and the carolina panthers are now twenty five games in a row where they have not won if their opponent scores over seventeen points, one in twenty seven, all time as the carolina panthers head coach, the eleven and twenty seven as the head coach. Ah he's probably done soon. So I I think, tepper made some comments. I dunno this is florio just stirring the pot. I don't think Fleury would ever do that nope.
But he's he makes it seem like Matt rule could be fired as early as tomorrow right and this was a firing type of loss because they've been building to it. I feel, like the panthers have been like a signature lost like that to really motivate your owner right and they've been crescendo ing to that loss and this one that the niners like they did all they were like. Oh here's, a long drive, here's a pick! Six! Here's like you know we'll just do it all we'll do it all in your face, we'll run it down your throat. Jeff Wilson run down your throat, then we'll pass it and then we'll sack baker, mayfield and every carolina. Panthers game looks exactly the same where it's just run. The ball on first down for nothing, usually incomplete, pass on second down: that's like I dunno ten yards down the field and then third down, it's dump off to christian mccaffrey, and he basically has to make a play with five defenders surrounding and then his hamstring, false yeah. At the end of it, you just look up to a panthers game. It's like oh there's, christian mccaffrey, with five guys about to fucking, just absolutely destroy him and he's got six more yards, he's gotta get yeah, and then he gets it. Sometimes it's sad. It's sad to watch bakers now in a walking boot, so he might not play next week. I don't think we know what the injury is, but Peter walker PJ walker time, because I think SAM Donald is still on the mend from being sam darnold. So PJ walker who's, not bad.
his bad quarterback he's not good, but he's definitely not like the worst backup, quarterback correct, so he'll get in, but it might also be a case where they're going to fire him at rule and then matt rule can have his pick of the litter between Nebraska colorado, dunno ease, it's getting so bad, but he's a good college coach. I know, but he can always. You can always go back once, but I dunno. If he can go either, you might have to go back a step auburn,
and that entrepreneurs really bad
also inspired yeah yeah, but he'll have to probably go back a step to go to a big boys.
These. By get, I don't know, maybe I'm well, maybe everyone's could be lining up put. This is now getting it's getting so bad that temper. Actually, I think it's mutually beneficial, because if the fire now in a college team, hires them to buy outs, wild slow, you gotta, get me you gotta get. That's figured out right now, cause met rule kit, sustained, more blue, outlaw hands. This think is piling on him, get that by outlast. Let him get a job and in college and this relations
If I was his bat, I was going through the list of coaches on the carolina panthers because you always have to identify. Who are we looking at for an interview with it? Can we win again? There are? There are two guys that that jump off the page to give them to me. One is not an interim
guy whatsoever, but he might get the gig been mackadoo. Oh yeah,
so I do. I want to see mcadoo back as a goat, patrolling the sidelines with his greased back hair and his and his sunglasses in his suit. That's seven sizes too big, yeah dude, you remember the like.
Well pants suit that he wore the time he was. He was an artist yeah. You will look like he borrowed his dad's suit. It was the first day of at work and I still choose to believe that, for whatever reason the door to his office that he had at the meadowlands was like thirty per cent.
as yet it yeah we're tiny aware that people had to crawl through to get into our small year would have so little yes, oh I just for the comedic value. I would like to
been magda, grew and is lockstep on
Oh look of him like he has sixty thousand dollars worth of toy train sets in his garage fast. Two minutes is well yes, exactly
We need the easy and then Steve Wilkes, oh
a former head coach of the of the hardest for like one season
yet our real blip blip on the radar. Yet if they fought him, I feel like yeah. He got fucked the idea factors that are the cause. They there were like all good.
It's very yeah, so it's probably going to be one of the two of those guys. I hope it's mcadoo. If those are the two choices just for the comedic value, here's a stat that really makes me mad, because I wish we were just kind of doing this, all along the carolina panthers since october. First, twenty twenty one are three
sixteen against the spread. They are not only bad they're, bad they're, bad in every metric or bad in real life. They're bad at gambling, life they're bad. When a team scores when the team just gets the seventeen points, they immediately just hit the loose button, they're just so bad gotta end. It does make you feel bad yeah and it sucks too, because
their their uniforms are still cool yeah and it's like such a waste. They are yeah like when you see when they play against the cardinals, which seems like a weird matchup awesome awesome, seeing those two teams on the field, even though it's a bummer to watch them play and the game itself isn't cool. Seeing those two uniforms going to have their fun. Seeing the forty niners play against the panthers yeah aesthetically
It looks cool if you ignore the complete contents of the game. Yeah, and this should have been like the ultimate trap game for the for the forty niners they're coming off a Monday night football game short week, going all the way across the country, and it wasn't even close to it. It was over. It's I mean it was. It was over before half because they got seventeen yup, so yeah it was over them over forty niners is a time for us
talking about how Jimmy g is just a winner, dude I he went, I mean I thought the minute he came in was like the forty niners are definitely a super bowl contender now yeah like their their defense, is awesome. Dude, he beat the rams. Jimmy G got that when he beat the panthers, that's another win for James g to make orion's going to be a head coach next year and he's gonna be a good okay. Yes, I like to make a run
Some people forget how coolly was as linebacker to the name to Michael ryan's and just ass. Well, yet to me. So if we have always said that in a vote on as they should hire me in big cats to just look at their coaches and his
I guess this guy was like I cannot rule- would not have gotten a second interview know if me and begat had been involved. The process we would have kept Dan Campbell is like the strength and conditioning coach, ra raga. Yes,
like hire somebody to fire every year and have dank able take over. I am right and then crushes interim guy would make orion's
I am giving him up from my side the table, I'm stamping him, as will be
way way way way way above average like I'm, going to double stamp it and I'll go one further to Michael ryan, we'll be coaching in a play off game within
three years of getting a job. I think, to make a ryan's is gonna win coach of the year while about
Undermined he is kind of like what dan campbell of the best version of Dan Campbell, because he gets his guys so height yeah and the the niners that we think we said at last on Wednesday show because we were coming off the Monday football game. Their defense is, you know. Defense is good when a guy catches
like a screen pass or a dump off and their six guys immediately there and there are already to tackle yeah, it's like they all get to the bar, that's good! I got it looks like a snuff film when somebody catches of
right, where you know it's not, it's is like violent but like in a beautiful,
they show up instantly.
like we're going to beat your fucking at yeah, it's like like a bunch of birds going with the carcass and just tearing it apart, yeah, so yeah there you go. We just gave you the next best coach in the nfl. Fuck were first reported by pardon my take remember this conversation would if he becomes a commander's head, coach and they're just absolutely toots the fuck out. I wanted him to be the bears head coach. We we're looking for coaches know he I taught my list. I liked mikko. Yeah I like to Micah loved, say the name
ok italian, because vaguely here these general he's back yonnondio care care. Now, always back cowboys rams
Second. Last game: the rams got some serious problems, yeah a series, so twenty two fifty the cowboys their biggest problem is Micah parsons. He got nine pressures, three hits two sacks forced fumble and that honestly didn't feel like that. Stat line did him. Justice for Hillary has planted a, and he also was playing with a hurt groin, the entire time like he almost came out, I hated halftime. I was like what the fuck is. He going to come out of the game because he was limping very bad leaves on the down the bike. Everything comes back in just an absolute monster, and this felt good because I thought I was heavy on. The cowboys is like how are the how the rams going to block the cowboys
and it proved that it maybe I know a little bit about football because they didn't block the cowboys Matthew. Stafford was sacked five times couple couple of defensive like this was also. Let me just say that this is also the game that the cowboys needed, where cooper russian win them the game.
Yeah. What do they need that they need the bridge game because they won the game, but if you watch the abuse, if you look at the score and you're like oh cooper, rush, five and always the starter, is there a quarterback controversy? This was the perfect game, the cowboys needed, because if you watch the game, you know that it was a fumble or scoop and score to start the game instantly. The cowboys were up and then they blocked a punt and scored a field goal off that their defense was swarming like this wasn't
cooper rush lost the game, but he did not withdraw cooper. Rush had ten winning completions for one hundred and two winning yards right right. He's a fucking winter began needed this game. He's he's five and oh, you gotta, keep that
with a guy that brought you as far as I'm concerned for the cowboys jet. I do want there to be a quarterback controversy. I want dak prescott. Nothing would make me happier than if dak prescott came out in the next game, threw for four hundred and forty two yards and three touchdowns one interception. That was a pick six
yup and the cowboys lost by five points. I would love to see that, because then you'll have people be like cooper. Rush would have won us this game
when you would have been awesome whether this was again that this is the best case scenario for dac and the coaching staff and jerry jones does. You know he secretly obviously loves deck prescott, because you not only win and you have a good record now. What are they? Are they here three inches
the foreign one had they not lost, and I lost since week, one I haven't lost one week, one and russia's only I think, he's the fourteenth quarterback to start five and oh yeah. His first five starts. I think the last one might have been jimmy g. It's crazy!
if the winner is a winner, yeah he's a winner, but you need this game because you you keep your team winning, but you also are like okay. That was good. We survived this game, but it wasn't because of cooper. Russia was because their their rushing attack, tony palmer, was electric and their defense and special teams right. I think Jerry jones legs dak prescott too, because he's paying him money yeah, so jerry jones likes guys that have a lot of his money right. So, like ezekiel Elliott, even though a lotta times he might not look like he's the best running back on our team. Jerry is always going to keep going back to him because he has
what if jerry jones is money in his bank right. Yes, so sure jerry looks at those players as an extension of himself yeah, so the cowboys are are good. They just are there. I had some some eagles fans getting mad at me max because I was saying the cowboys are good, I'm just admitting it. I have to be unbiased
now, you're good, if the f c b, since he had a whole division, basically and the rams are in trouble. Yes, they are. This is the first time shall mcveigh has been the coach since two thousand. Seventeen is the first time there under five hundred. We have crazy it's how good if a coach he's been, but this is actually officially like. Ok, maybe panic little it
thankfully, for them you know who they have next week or the carolina panthers on that, so that they will win that game by a lot and then that's where the niners again. I think they have a bye week in between, but I I even think like last week was the first time that Sean Mcvay was at five hundred and ah since he had one year where there were like three and three I think the year they went nine and seven okay, so but yeah it it, but he's never. His team's never been under five hundred. Like he's he's a great coach- and this is a problem- I dunno, if it's entirely mental with the
staffer, if there's something physical going on, but behind you made some real. Some real bad throws deftly hurt like he missed. I think he was his name scrap sucks
karnak. I never know how to pronounce it: yeah yeah so kroner, you got it the other white guy. I don't I I know what you're talking about so you got it yeah it was. He threw the ball like three yards behind him on a crossing route when he was wide open, yeah I'd have been more open and it's just like an easy five yard pitch and catch, and then he threw that deep. All that was perfect. Yeah, like okay, with something something weird going on that style suits you out. Well, great name- yes, awesome name, ah yeah, but the rams. I am ok, if you're a rams fan for the five rams fans that listen and get the six police to listen as well. A panic button,
You think you're, president yup, and I'm president, I don't think so, because you can see that the the walking living breathing embodiment of the panic button, the carolina panthers or that next game you can't you can't truly press the panic button if you know that you've got carolina, you've got a wampum
I don't want the hell out of, I think you've gotta win by by twenty points yeah at twenty. It would instantly get you back on the right track if we might have to do alternate lines for it on that and just be like Yep rams by twenty must womp otherwise they're dead, and then they have. Some tough games are putting the forty hours bucs and cardinals in a row which are not easy, but I I would hit the panic I absent panic button because they have the superbowl champs, then super they want to go back to the super bowl. Obviously, if you're like panic button, will they go to the playoffs? I think they probably would still go to the playoffs, but panic button. This isn't a super bowl team. Oh definitely not! Okay, last game, robot game use code take for twenty percent off your first purchase. They make the best performance, q, zips and hoodies, and they have the brand new robot joggers, I'm wearing them right now, the most comfortable joggers I've ever worn. I love them perfect joggers for the weekend go check out. Rollback right now. Use promo code. Take for twenty percent off your first purchase. Ah eagles
twenty cardinals. Seventeen max is good when gritty, when, when the when AL it looked ugly at times, but sometimes you gotta win like that in the nfl yeah. Sometimes you gotta win like that in the nfl max was so emotional. At the end of this game he was, he was standing up like yelling, almost like
you're mad at somebody somewhere for disrespecting the eagles. I dunno. If there is actual person you are upset with- or it was just the general thought that somebody out there might have thought that the eagles might lose to the cardinal
but you were like mad. Oh yeah, you are you're so happy every night, someone you're, ok,
to fill a gap we showed are really was showing is like max max put your failure way, put a code
another. While this is like the first game, you guys of it, we ve just dominated every game. Re live been pretty pretty cool collected.
just watch my game, but when it gets into it, I get pretty intense and I say things just:
madam I mouth and I don't know- and I am save naughty- what you're talking about even lost? How
Think you were saying like fuck, you just lie work which I love like I I I love the passion max. It's rare. I tightrope walk this game. I had the cartels. First are sorry the eagles first half cardinals game and at what, when exactly that way, where the cardinals did exactly what they ve been doing, every single game it just coming out so slow and then collar murray starts making plays, but we should talk about collar murray
Joyce unawareness, zero point: zero wearing that suit, that's losing all bad written, but
tyler Maria, so obsessed with video games that he is now wrapped himself in a green screen.
Going iron! It's a! U! It was like a combo of helium. Ask Hillary Clinton. Ah Michael Scott,
the female sue harry styles, near where I was.
Absolutely ridiculous, like nickelodeon gak, thankfully I went I went because I did the research we care about the listeners here we will do research before the shows I went and I made sure I found his press conference. He did it in four pets cause. I was like if he gets back in the suit, yet you can't do that. You can't do that. You can't get back in that suit. He got. He did the press conference full pads, but what I'm talking about?
and the game. Cartels are driving, they have a backup kicker. I think right, because I think it was a dolla yeah, which is he was the kicker. I think on the jets he's been on three teams this year, which is not a good sign. No week five
you're tickers word should be getting around about this guy. It's like where we live in the eighteen hundred carry pillar some moves from town to town, just swindles, the newtown right these games on television, the up he's the jack kicker. You do not want to have a jack kicker on your team, it's at last
during a skinny chef right, we're not always lie. He just got biceps, ok, customizable, good, thousands of joy, size ass. I like Joe
why yeah, but madam dora isn't like his body fat is way down and his muscle definition is way off Steve weatherford. You should not be doing that as a kicker. Nobody wants to see that you, don't you don't go. You don't put money on a quaker boxer. Okay, like it's the same principle, you want your kicker to be a little fuckin, nerd yeah you do you want him to be yeah, really
skinny and just have a big fucking leg, but ah calamari and a game they're driving. He they get a first down spikes it cause they have no timeouts left second play. He runs slides, he's short of the first down thinks he got the first down spikes it again, which is now third down. Then you gotta, kick it there's twenty seconds left. He could have run a couple more plays twenty seconds. Left has to kick it forty three yarder, which should be made in the nfl, but again like we said this kickers been on, three teams misses it horrifically and the cardinals they're. Just we just gotta keep doing this. We just gotta, keep betting against the first half and then and then have them for the game, because they they they they do the same thing every time they come out so slow and then they're like alright fuck it kyler start making place. People pointed out that
are actually slide cancelled, if you're going to put it in call of duty term, so he he popped up real quick. He who starts their slide like two yards before the stakes and then gets up and thinks that you had a first down no situational situational, whereas he did have a couple of design runs for him, which I been saying like they need to call these running, plays for kyler Murray yeah and use his legs a little bit more. If you're, if you're the cardinals right now, if you're a cardinals fan, are you bummed out that kyler is going to be your quarterback for the next four years? Yes, I think you might be a little bit bummed out. I guess
You know what you'd have to wait to deandre Hopkins comes back. I'd. Do that if you're a fan, that's all you're doing is saying once the andrea comes back different team, he he basically deandre hopkins, has put the entire weight of this franchise's on his shoulders like cause. I know that that's definitely being talked about like when we watch hard knocks like deandre
way back we're going to be good. I can't wait to see kyler Murray in the green Hillary Clinton suit on harden. All incredible is going to be so awesome.
he's probably going to be talking about how, like fashion, has become really important to yeah you just can't you can't lose when you wear that suit. You have to win the game. Yup, you have to win the game, Oregon, say hank. Now
hey. I hang on hang heresy, saying that our railways had hey, hey, hurt
it's new years. God just clears throat, throat and you'll. Be fine, now call it makes exciting plays, he does yeah. He do if I was a fan of the cardinals out I'll, be fine with it. Would you yeah, but he makes a lot of bombed out, plays like he bum caller murray bums me out, while the the
and those are just perpetually live in third and long. They are always longed and a caller has to do something awesome and he does. A lot of people are saying, like I shouldn't hate on him because he's another short king
what to do with him being a short king or not, even though he did turn his back on the five nine community by claiming his five foot ten, I just never been done by five. I never ever
on four five. Eight. I claim that on five niagara, not five, nine claiming on five terry, that's out about this- that through four way too far, but
Helen reaches bombs me out when I watch and play because he doesn't seem like he's, haven't much fun when you know
and even when he does something electric you he just kind of like seems relieved unless he's going to the stands and assaulting a fan. Yes and dockage put it yes, but no he doesn't he. I guess sometimes he'll he'll seem like he's happy with what he's just on, but I want a quarterback who's that electric to at least look like he's having fun out there yeah he does look bombed out, you're right, you're, absolutely right. I owe a big important
if you're in philly, it's free frosty monday. Oh, so it is very important, the eagles they froze the
those are the in zones in the first quarter and when they do that, I think everybody in philly gets a free frosty so to sixers thing in the second half of sixers games. If the opposing team, mrs to free, throws it's the frosty freeze out and then they jasper
moreover, to football: this year it was really bay with the six years, but now its power of relevant all held over the cardinal can't score in the first saw now so philly goaded
stop what you're doing right now go get your flair, your sauce, frosty up for the eagles, though this was like grind it out game which I they did. Obviously you just want to win. Every game by million points, but it was nice to see them, do it this way where
the deep passes. Weren't really working. They ran the ball. Well, they Joan hurts had thirteen screen passes twelve or thirteen for seventy yards screens. So I was like walking away from that game. Be like good tough when you need the tough wins, tough, when every now and then, and now they got the big game against the cowboys on Sunday night next week. Can someone who's who's better. At understanding, quarterbacks explained to me like just exactly how Jalen hurts improved so much over the last couple of years. Cause he's awesome. Well, he had a couple of plays today where I was like this. Yes, I I'm a full on believer that
don't hurt, is going to go back for a long time. I think he is definitely improved. Parties also gotten a lot of good players around. He does, but I'm a j J brown in what was his passionate. What nelse nelson ag learn in jail and rigour is now past the ajay brand of anti smith. I think that house
It had a big how it does, but he's also just better though he is on his way out hunting. His is grover's quarterback, and this also saying he's got a lot of town around them and they look like a completely
trying to find what I think nick Sirianni, like we said this last year at the end of the year, he pushes the right buttons with with this offense. Like he's doing, the right they were Jalen hurts is running. Even the goal line, there's like phuket joan hurts, go ahead, rushing it like we were just. We can block up run and your big dude and you could squat a billion pounds. You get the push you score, touchdowns yeah. That was one thing that was insane that you don't see. Often is that.
like matrimony. Sunny had to take on twitter today is that they just did quarterback's knee four times right yeah. I think I like we need for yards again the in the can do what about sneak four times that labels, ike,
Why doesn't everybody do right? That's why, like next year on his like, let's do the play that works and it sometimes it gets a little more complicated with that in the nfl, but sometimes but, like you, get a coaches like. Let's do that that touch out play which is just going forward through funding quarterback who again
In squat, seven thousand, I think that it as dumb asses were actually way smarter when it comes to things like the quarterback sneak. Yeah, don't overtake it, like teams should always run quarterback sneaks on fourth and one or third, and one.
Our second and yes, they should run all they do it every single time. But if it's too obvious shooting at the Paul palermo
yeah yeah, but always over us he's also hall favor.
Nobody was literally the only person in the nfl that was capable of him and, as you have done it but like if it becomes too obvious, that's what's happening
the earth, the eagles literally? Did it three plays in our own eye open like it? I was so obvious that they are doing everything really
You can write or often how you want to run your audience on your honor. My my off until I romania are also talk about like as a hypothetical safety you're talking about that, because you would
why would I actually did pop warner which, on tape, I find it
he's got a great thing for sure our sea billig jumping the line is like a second, you yeah. I like thou, like brine, Dawkins
yeah, it's out like wolverine. Why we need some kid who doesn't want to be there yeah outside linebacker, I stunted in and just when a gap jumped started. Yeah sick play it. We remember, oh we're sick, but
yeah. I guess so like, for example, my imaginary office, where I'm goin quarterback sneaks. There should be careful for an imaginary,
Roy pall, mall of or beliefs
or just billion a wig no but like if, if the eagles keep going like, if they do that, like next like later in the season, people are going.
no you're, also forgetting the part the jalen hurts is like not your prototypical quarterback line that he is insanely strong and get a push himself right. He is afraid, train your aim, but
I like that you know: don't do it with Matt ryan right, he'll get crumbled but crumpled still, you you're still going to run into someone who's going to trust that I think billy. We could
a new draft in the event of you, I just worn like a curly wig, really long, hair come
How are you look so? Second, if you got like the the samoan type tattoo, the polynesian touching on your arm
Billy is a big big if you re, if you run at all times, someone would stop a true, also shadow jason kelsey because didn't come back in, he did come back and he is a.
Dog he was mean he's the definition of adult yeah, but going behind him also helps because one of the best- yes, yes and he was hurt and he's a dog- and he he's he let you take a lot to get him out of the game. Okay, good recap: all the games: let's do football guy, the weaken who's back and get outta here for barbara the week brought to you by papa john's. Got it right here. The papa parents deal lets you pair two or more of papa john's was popular menu items just six. Ninety nine, each popper pairings deals convenient way to get a spread of all the papa John items. You're craving without spending a ton of money go, get two or more items for six. Ninety, nine, each with papa pairings menu order, Papa John's dot com or through the papa John's app. Thank you to papa john's. We had a wonderful dinner billy football guys of the week.
congratulations to J J, what for one playing with a heart injury and winning football guy the week, how he zella the bills cheer job to send the football with the nail in it to j J? Why? Ok? They have it so today to get on receipt of the football why they should have, but they know buddy
the bills identically, they should hypothetically, if they didn't get it. While you could just like make a new one, just nail a ball. You have plenty of ball. Are you concerned at all that that shipping of football filled with nails might turn up as a bar?
on the extra. No, no, no it's one nail its one nail single nail, big nail and billy- has set the wheels in motion. You can't do much more than that. The wheel,
have been set in motion, a drama that alone I don't send it is yours onto, although that is on the son of, goes, organise right some, they will get it back. I love her. You say,
innovation in settling. Is I yes, I did it on my own accord. You did. I swear sea would use no receipts for postage for no one actually lets you. You said I d which put an envelope I
It was a flattened and for boxes deflate year. I would you put it in, and I put it in a manila anvil.
Just a manila envelope and use wrote bills on the front.
on bills way. My fellow new york is every teacher join our how much pose an orchard park poses recites. We I like over.
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we will hopefully, of though I set it up put in writing bills. Yeah it you ve got it all. You did it. That means you. Misplaced in writing was billy. Football did the right thing by sea by saying that he is going to send it it's up to you now to find it or make a new one where you want, we Billy's face turned round as he gets
your eyes is one of the things I love it, and I was really envelope yes and a powerful. So our first nominees, vocal guy, the weak companies on company, throws you think it would take you to get a buffalo lakes, throwing a football here.
We should do that. I wonder if a calm, railleries career,
I think I'll. Look it up what you d s eyes is far of you'd above her
Our first nominee is defensive, tackle from oklahoma state brendan evers, who did immediate a day, and the guy just had blood all over his face and when asked what was up with his face, while
there's blood all over it. He said that time of a month where he was just a tuesday practice so that time of the week yeah our next nominee is MIKE leach he's been nominated multiple times, but this was on his take about coffee. When asked MIKE coach leach what you like to put in your coffee, he said nothing, coffee, shouldn't, taste good! I don't like coffee
I just drink it for the effect. Just very you know football drama, that's like hammer nails, that's what Dan Campbell said two things he doesn't like: flavored, coffee and tobacco and wants to taste so the guy's just that that's actually sign of a psychopath too. If you like black coffee, is it yeah I like for some reason black off is fine yep, I only put cream in it. Sometimes it's too hot our thorough study that says that
yeah you're billy, just do it. Billy's brain says it. A third nominee is a fan from the vikings game: who's just totally decked out and viking tattoos yeah and yet is
ass, gone
pretty metal looking, but he just had all minnesota viking tattoos his whole body. It looked like a like a full sleeve, but on your whole body, it looks like you know how back in the day, hundreds and hundreds of years ago,
It was meant to like memorialize actual historic events that took place. It was like their way of making a textbook or writing a book. His had, like various victories, that the vikings have had one had like clay,
Clay matthews, like decapitated on his arm from a certain game. We beat the backers, s pretty cool knows
pretty sick and the only thing I looked at it and I was like I dont- want
too much about this guy or his personal life. Because candid, weird vibes yonder say
and then our fourth nominee is a florida man who are put,
a helmet and hopped intuit scrimmage with nine year old youth football players.
Wasn't a coach buddy suit up, and I he just feel apparently is Jeffrey Epstein man is name was
have you a whole a man. Was you like laying kids out I he was in he's, been arrested,
I got it all my life. What have I didn't want? You know I didn't know like child abuse. Should you know beer for blogger? Move
yeah grey area, disqualified football. I think lots of football coaches could also be qualified as child abusers. Yes, and just I kind of want him to wins that Jj has to send that guy football yeah yeah, so this guy, basically hopped in Oklahoma, drill with nine year olds. Oh, that's! That's yeah, but kind of just funny ad story that hopefully
win, but just I don't know yet now will doubling up David taylor charged with cruelty
We fought I'll brow and we know you of it.
He's probably in a wl yeah and the honorable mention british football guys was the guys chanting showed that chews up your fucking ass, oh yeah, those guys were the best all right, so I looked it up. Tom Brady's career passing yards would get you to middletown new york. Oh really yeah! Do you know where that is yes, roughly two hundred and fifty more miles to go, wow yeah he's he's thrown forty nine miles was pretty craziness, but not as nice wild. Yet forty nine whoa forty nine miles. How far is the moon fifty five miles away, pretty close roundish give or take of your drive? If your drive a corvette directly up into the sky, you get a one hour to hit the easy yeah yeah cause as long as there's, not traffic yeah, ok, good job, Billy football guys of the week go vote. Now I last up who's back of the week brought to you by our friends across country mortgage you have to live somewhere, might as well own it unless you're more interested in paying someone else's mortgage, it's a good time to buy when you're ready to buy. So, if you're not ready to buy right now, you can still talk to crosscountry. Mortgage ccm, listens, understands and communicates throughout. The entire loan process, provide more loan options, tailored to your financial capabilities, faster closing time than the competition, stable monthly payments and low to no down payments access, your equity to use for larger expenses, from debt, consolidation to home renovations and who doesn't love, swag get a.
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the video of dream on green, almost killing torn pool got leaked, which is it just a proper?
We are internally as an organization correct, letting that get leaked. The fact that draymond did it in the first place thinking he can just punch a teammate in the face as hard as he possibly can without squaring up. First,
It was a soccer bunch it we had at last you fucking Adam. He pushed him. He was
no, not exactly abolish the push that join pool data. That happens every practice reacting.
A draymond green did as a veteran. I wouldn't call it. A sacrifice.
it was what I'm your sucker punch, you not looking.
But like he didn't square up, it wasn't like all those punches coming. He basically like he didn't give him a chance to defend getting punched. You can't do a superman punch and have it be a sucker punch.
The right in your fate was a sakharov knows remembering to soccer Jordan put his hand on green on green first, so one
put your money where your hands about another man, young men. It is wrong to code. Then it's open season like those those judgments. Today there were doing the two sides and jake spaces
today and atomic. Will I locked emma. I was like imagining doing that to another jets van.
yeah goes out now, just
how do I was your brought? You do you do the mark wahlberg thing yeah, if out
He wouldn't touch them here. Would have you jake us from here. We ve been all that much he's come our two ends of the hill. For me, I always try, try not to laugh yam, Larry, so
so have. I I do disagree that I don't think it was a sucker punch. I think it was a kind of a dick move. I think he's a dickhead for doing it. I also think I think that a certain extent, like the whole world,
content. Now so dream on, probably is absolutely raking. It add ons podcast based on people that are listening to his description of what happened. You sing it time off. The hook is a second time
in the podcast, always taking time off from the war preseason season? He said yeah like listen, we should get into fights with each other way more frequently on pardon. My take, I think, like the most successful youtube clips are, like pardon, my take almost breaks up because hank called big cat, a fat fuck, those sorts of things like cars.
First, he does good for the podcast game. I think in the back of and months said what I was doing, he's looking to get into fights left and right. No one boom
scriptures annie I and he can take some time off- he's like his deep cut, but he's like see tee and now the challenge when he, when he's bashed, Adam skull and on the first day humor.
Be yeah. I dunno, though I think, is something that it's gonna for them to get out.
The team, and I think it really comes together the programme s probably for them.
It's it's probably the worst thing is having no team in the off season right, heck, yeah! That's what I'm saying it's it's for sure. Far, the the biggest.
Or from an mba finals team. Imagine absolutely I could who's that he should be suspended, firm,
bmc guys, thanks for your retroactively last vitals, no for this upcoming season. I think it's just internal, so like probably the preseason yes kind of like when the the rams had the whole aaron Donald thing happen. It's on them to take care of it. It's like a Bobby bowden suspension. Where it'd be like you, don't get to play the first quarter against like Sanford. We probably dream on was like oh shit, the celtics kept blake griffin. I don't. I want to get the fuck off this
team. Now he's got me up to the lakers and celtics is just the gift that keeps on. I know I serious it's always like. I know cause I fall like pain, pritchard and stuff. They want onto the pc game together, they're, throwing t shirts at the fans, it's beautiful, it's beautiful! I love it because somebody asked me to comment on blake the other week and you know blake being in the news and everything I was. I could see if you're blake is probably sweet. He probably used to watch games of the celtics all the time on his computer and was like man that'd be sweet of, like I can imagine myself playing in that game, and and now he actually gets a chance to do it. After all, the fantasies that he's have about maybe playing and putting on that uniform for the celtics in the past yeah, I think that's pretty cool a lot of bettors yeah lot of rinks are a lot better.
Hmm I'll pft, to appeal a charm and easier it'll, make it worse, yeah, Pft who's back of my who's back of the week is James madison university yeah ranked were ranked they ranked the duke's the dogs,
he did it. The great conversation was had the ranking was awarded as basically this. Basically my national championship, you got it first year, five games into playing an actual fbs schedule and james Mattis is now ranked twenty
I live in the nation saunders basking in the glory, even though that we can't play ball game which, as you said, is bullshit. So if we do go into feed it, I'm going to clear that to be national champions have to
have to have a claim, observe note: your hands are taught my hands are tied like Jane. You is right now we are position to win an actual chip. Yes, I think, will be favoured in just about every game, maybe not at lou
oh, but who knows those stakes in louisville, stinks might not have a coat. Is dukes year yeah, let's go dukes hell, yes, okay, my who's back, playoff baseball, pretty fun. First weekend, I love the new format we got to see. The mariners makes it to a ds series first time since two thousand and one which they needed that like it, it would have sucked for the mariners to be celebrating going to the playoffs, have no home playoff games and not actually play in the lds and yet the cardinals such a shame. Such a shame that yachty and posco out that way with an all time meltdown,
on friday and then zero? This course your runs on saturday? Oh man, that's tough, that's brutal! I think that the blue jays meltdown has gotta, be up there and all time, all time collapse. That was pretty bad. I was bad. That was, but I think, if you're, if you're looking at the astros, are obviously like the best team in the american league, I think people are like okay, they're fuckin wagon
From a karma perspective, would you say that the mariners are the complete opposite? Her of the ash rose like everyone's rooting for the mariners.
I, like they're, a nice fun team of books up hank, zephyr hank. Thanks to him,
I was married creature, oh dear, that's worth what wait for them to move hope with up. Yet no that's that's a very lopsided who america's rooting for in their guardians in there came went on for ever.
It was likes whatever felt like seven hours all saturday afternoon and then, of course the mets with. If you I mean I assume all mats fans are saying that was a meltdown, because the last week in a half has that was the definition of a meltdown. They were a hundred when team in first place all season couldn't win a single came with both thirst, their aces in atlanta that had to play the palm trees and shoulders definitely hurt and old, and they lose like. Don't even have a moment.
There's, nothing like one hit losing and having not a single moment to cheer in the game that you lose. He asked of. Scherzer has always been like that in the playoffs, where he'll start out it takes him a couple innings to settle in, he was hurting, he's he's definitely old. His back is fucked up and when you're back it's fucked up at an old age, every other part of you starts to break down pretty soon thereafter
was tough. Why did the mets is? Is it my getting fake internet it on this that the mets did the trumpet
oh yeah, when they were now, there were down six, nothing up there.
They need to get out of that and they did the trumpet thing we we found six. Now we called this. We predicted it when Timmy the trumpet night happen in august. We're like that was a really cool sports moment. That's a cool story, but if they do it in the playoffs and they either blow a game or they do it when they're down there.
I get made fun of you can't do the trumpet thing when you're down six and they went out so sad checking musgraves ears, which it like his ears, are very large, and it was just an all time what the hell is baseball doing when the umps came, had a little talk and then went and did like the find the quarter behind your ear trick to him like rubbing his ears and like that's, the saddest way to go mets went out
Such a sad in box, so alters defence must robes got some pretty shiny, always answer very delicate areas are signing in early he's, got only ears and punctual to probably even probably just trying to get his head a little, but yeah so literally, like oh feel, this man's you're gonna get get your head, wet,
I m. So I there is someone online. You saying that allow pitchers actually put a little bit tiger bomb. That
cream on their area, red hot andrew mc cutchen annual catch, and yet they cause it helps them lock. In her when
It's oh yeah, so it was poplar metal weird. Yet I totally believe that beating their eyelids yeah yeah yeah. So I could see that. But you know there was a substance, but I think not a substance that
they were. It was just zara grip. It was sad way for the mets to go out, and now we have that. That's the best part about this first weekend that, like baseball credits, baseball, we we criticize all the time. This was a fun weekend and then now you have like the whole week where you get four games in a day is tuesday four games. So let's go how the yankees feeling fit. Phillies and yankees would be a fun world series for this podcast hell, yeah that'll be a fun one.
serious park, hopefully judge you'll get together. I think he's niagara had increased bad year- nerve alike.
You know you know I always like you want to quadruple crown very politely inventors and avail. What I was saying we had, that point is like trying to hit sixty.
I just want to give you refer, gets yea and now you're right, you're, right, hitting them yeah yeah, but ie,
it was like a lot of physical yankees last month was just get judge, sixty two home run I get away again. I can't wait to learn boon like fox something up in the major problem
again, ass can be launched, not lend astor yeah shoved warm up there.
chapman, while yeah no he's off the rising are also looking for a reason to cut him to not bring him on the playoff roster and say: oh you miss work out good Purvis into
You wouldn't want to win with him anyway, because anyone who wins with him that shape yet asterix, I would never want that, is forever tainted. If you were to win with it. Alright, billy you're who's back of my who's back is scc message boards. I know we usually talk college football on Wednesday show, but this one's really quick. I in the tennessee l su game of jack batch fumbled, the kickoff and, as he picked up very early in the game and a bunch of l su fans on their message board think that tennessee has an electromagnetic pulse earlier that day
Where does that there pointing at jack batch when he fumbled idea at the time, as is like cars, to idea whether just shooting, though the thing in the cars explode literally accused,
tat, gnp, giving Havana syndrome wholly giant. Ich batch, however,
escape your jacket, which is the percentage of you. Let the electromagnetic waves displays jacked search in tennessee been getting funding from the
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the department defence so yeah it's specialities.
the lasers lasers got concentrated and then they may it made them
vibrate and it went out of his hand. You know they beamed. It is brain and made him had freaked out games. I gave a seizure yeah, so
by right, I mean Alice youth, I mean
Only some respect on tiger droppings, where the original,
watch, for I know the guy. Those people are fucking, psychos, dude and yeah. So it's an mp okay! That's why there's a fumble, okay, good job believe jake wrap us up. My hus back to the nhl
Regular season starts too early. So weird too. So, apparently there are just fans out. There are two games overseas too early
it's like regular season that I started a couple of years ago. I was in prague yeah, but I start on Tuesday yeah. I don't like that too early
when the other big on in like a month. I guess we're
far as I'm concerned in it all starts December, for he asked of we were on this package. We start the seasons when it feels naturally right to start by they remember we did our baseball preview like a month after baseball sees assorted yeah. I think college basketball starts feast.
for me it starts right away just because I like gambling on it but yeah. I think for me. For me, it starts on november eleventh the college, basketball or sports invitational.
oh yeah, that's all I've actually partial started without that monday. Basketball, yes, and then in ba starts christmas. Dangerous that right up at ever fell starts the draft yeah yeah
I didn't stop because the combine know that there's one month after the combine know there's two weeks after the super bowl before the combine yeah, but that feels he still got. You gotta wonder like cleaners in the ass winter league season to parade season. Yeah pirate jack: it's all alright numbers. Have you ever gotten this? No seventeen did you do that last time, sixteen sings about it or just remember.
I take you under eighteen. I really want to know what hanks read. I thought you guys, don't like me doing it, you do it back in the nineteen we're going to box him in good luck at sixty, one billy implied
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with this for five thousand dollars.
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