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NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Dolphins Are For Real And The Jaguars Have Arrived

2022-09-26 | 🔗

NFL Week 3, we start with fastest 2 minutes from Sunday. Then we recap every game. (00:02:23-00:08:57) Broncos 11, 49ers 10 (00:08:57- 00:17:16) Dolphins 21, Bills 19 (00:17:16-00:32:31) Colts 20, Chiefs 17 (00:32:31-00:41:36) Ravens 37, Patriots 26 (00:41:36-00:54:41) Eagles 24, Commanders 8 (00:54:41 -01:04:19) Vikings 28, Lions 24 (01:04:19-01:10:22) Bears 23, Texans 20 (01:10:22-01:16:33) Titans 24, Raiders 22 (01:16:33-01:27:22) Bengals 27, Jets 12 (01:27:22-01:35:41) Panther 22, Saints, 14 (01:35:41-01:42:48) Jaguars 38, Chargers 10 (01:42:48- 01:52:53) Rams 20, Cardinals 12 (01:52:53-01:58:47) Falcons 27, Seahawks 23 (01:58:47-02:01:57) Packers 14, Bucs 12 (02:01:57-02:07:56) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week. (02:07:56-02:22:06)

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their quarterback ryan tana hill, wake up baggy. I think I do something to say to you it's late, september in your team is oh into and wake up they did as ten a hill. It is tied in Jeff, come right, that's swain for a touchstone, damn Josh Mcdaniels back again with a shitty coaching job as mark Davis of all people is saying I wish I had never seen your face to his new head coach titans, twenty four raiders twenty two over an indianapolis where were Jim or saint contact top off roof, Bayer Ginsburg and a war I caught with sweet, we realise, as The kinds city, treves justices- passed away into the eyes of the son, Patrick, bombs more homes got fight. Often coordinator and said: if you will, You pig good, let metro lily
taylor, put up seventy one yards and achieves loose of course, what lose them was called lose them was called. Let's go forty lectured subject: a battle of under feeds down in miami where the bills went up against the dolphins old, make my mcdaniel had all farm. They are three no and on that army had a talk. They are three. You know with a lot o here in a want all their lotto here and want all their old make my big Daniel had or are they, three, I know look grim for that vanessa. Quarterback was seeing to put out going into the locker room. The doktor said it needed a back. The me dorothy looked like a guy who's college team lost twenty six point. Favorite to middle tennessee. Has time expired we from rob from rome, the dolphins.
a ball into their own asshole and still one this game team of destiny. People are asking teenage dolphins twenty one, bales sovereignty in fox merle, where Lamar's jackson, dues, promo code jake on a parcel sport store, was feel good after taking a ten percent, markdown andrews, to the engine twice, patriots fans are saying what tat jones as you throw bree interceptions, an hundred tribute anti kerrigan cried? Why me, Why me? Why may teach he was helped off with a horrid angle. It was a big a virus culture as potter Indeed, as irish stout in the deep car bomb. Such a clear message to there would be oppressors. Well ravens. Thirty, seven w drafts are just a heads up before we start the next two games, we've been scrolling twitter. A lot go to bleacher report were hip, fantastic
who were have endured site where chair him. Golf went up against Kirk. Because if it was battle over led skill players as well as just him, jefferson and Adam, feel him battle against him raw say Dear him, swift the him. A sort of likings no longer have MIKE emirates coach, but their new guy kept him o connell. up to the challenge. The game down to the final minute, cagey osborne kind of touch- opera, the wit, waking forty eight life, forty four speaking of him, two of the greatest have faced offered their pay. as aaron rodgers him and Tom Brady battled for what could be the final type, the packers at the pound, the rock, with J J and a box. during a guy, with a heavy dose of lenin format. The guy gave out by two point, converting as had a delirium of game and aroused some gauge was unable to bring in Jus porter.
Aaron rodgers afterwards implied The packers may have treated whether jumbotron we are once again for him to be put in prison. Packers portraying the locks club Now I just did her- was not here good. What boom as a judge circle. The chargers, not only because cousins have a good day up in minnesota, but it was a productive day for the christian kirk down in california as well. We oughta daddy petersen, has all the bitches loving, even duvall. After till one start, jaguars bands don't look up, but rubber. Jennifer lawrence has team on the top of the f c south, and in the words of I lloyd christmas. an interception today you're saying there's a chance job. Thirty, eight chargers, tat. ha wars two and one: that's why they play the game. in the desert
where the rams cardinals tangle net was alex cooper cup guarded scoring getting a card. Will voodoo plan game slogged after that into a defensive battle, like a remit of cooper, two girls, one cup, grow the cards more able to regime's out instead send for a side of taters mac, taters, others, the ma am acres, was saigon far touchdown as our running back, look back to board derives pointing out of twelve, and then on. The college name is vincent down in NOLA such a bonsai to see the dj ball winston only through to eye and cheese gets a pass, the they had no answers
at least the same love better besides sancho march panthers make this up. I dont know what it was. Quite you twice that sounds about right sounds right, and that is week three brought to you by our friends at chevy. Chevy is chevy. Silverado was commanding unstoppable and powerful. It's always truck season here at pmt, but now it's also tailgate season with the chevy silverado brought to you by chevy silverado boomers are learn more at chevy dot com. Okay week three in the box, we're in the middle of quite the sunday night football affair it
as this taping. It is forty nine or ten broncos. Five Russell wilson is getting food in denver. This is this is the game that we were promised when I went rockers played on Saturday night. It is pont fast, and then we had of course jimmy gee getting a safety by running out of his own and zone, which we will get you wasn't aware to safety of the day. So that's that's almost incredible senses handed Jumanji or large scale, and it wasn't aware to say what is interesting is out actually rather have a football pointed directly into my asshole than watch this game again. Yes, yes, absolutely. This has been an abomination of a game and we went from listen. This is that this is a speech that we need to give people the so the weeks that you walk away from weak three and you feel unsatisfied you're like there wasn't any incredible moments,
We're a couple of games that you know the bills. Dolphins was exciting. There was a couple moments that were cool, but it wasn't, it didn't have that possess and that's what what I'm trying to say is not every week can be incredible and it makes you realize when we have the incredible weeks how special they are, because we just went from the box packers game to this game, and I think combined, there's been like fifty points in the last for in the last, like you know how they're like in real time, not game time, real time real lifetime our lives. There have been fifty points in the last four hours, there's something I wrote down earlier about this game watching it because it is it does it tests as football right exam some say said: these are the times their treatment. Those the summer soldier in the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis shrank from service of their league, but he that's and buy it now deserves the love and thinks of man and woman. That's us right now,
where they were the watchful guardians or the unifil. We're watching this. This disaster of a football game its labour of love for us, and I am sure that this one, those games are in the middle of the dark days of april maybe early july yeah will be, will be wishing for a for die for I would, I would probably most people that I know to get this game on tv in early July, and we just saw a shot of Russell wilson trying to pump up his office of Lyman. I just can't you can't tell me those guys, don't hate him cause your tenth, it's ten five. You had no offence of rhythm, Hmm, it is coming over and being like. Let's ride guys, we got this like we're going to we're going to do it next time out it's going to be totally different than all the times. Also why sitting on the sidelines, trying to catch her breath
from running around and blocking in and gaining no yards. Can you please just make sure you shut out, run or pass and they're like alright dude come on like let's just go home. That is too much yeah. I I think It's time to ask the question be: who won the rustle wilson to lottery? I mean this without true locked. There would be no gino smith, yes, writing backward. Looking cookie gino's, literally writing backed everybody. This week he has like he's doing a rich massage year They sitting down in any hand writing letters to everybody that hatred be like yeah you're right, you, switches had his wedding and barmaids, but it also had a kid that somebody like thank you letters. He has to react. People all evil, yeah pilot greedy, please all letters back. Thank you. Thank you for not believing it may, because you turned out to be right, but yet this game
in abomination. I don't really know where, like the broncos have looked objectively, needs Russell wilson, bias aside, objectively, really bad and really disjointed and nathaniel Hackett, who hired a operations guy to basically tell him what to do. In these big situations, which I'm going to give our guy nathaniel Hackett some credit, most head coaches, nfl or college, any sport, really they are control freaks. They want to do everything their way. Nathaniel Hackett put his ego aside and was like yeah. You know what I kind of need some help here, because my team keeps getting delayed games. I keep calling weird timeouts. Ah so I'm going to give him credit for at least acknowledging the fact that he has a deficiency and he he rectified. It now. He should be spending more time with the office and it should look better than five points, which was all a bomb field goal and Jimmy Garoppolo stepping out of bounds in the endzone okay. So I know what you're saying about giving them credit for, because a lot of guys would be
it would be a verse to give up that sort of decision making. Now a big part of being in an official head coach. Is decision making and engage management. I'd say that's, probably a top to part of being enough good, but you'll, remember that when we enter when we talked in detail, how did the interview at denver we asked, unlike what the process was like when he was interviewing for the job. What are they asked me about? Music data ask me much about like my strategy or in game stuff it all? Maybe that was mistaken there or maybe, on the other hand, it is possibility that it could be like ownership might have said, hey. You need to get like a special assistant to look over short and two pretty much tell you how to do your job or else this relationships not can work out. It might not have been his decision. I think yet that is in one in one eye, and I think the thing you have it seem like sitting with him, even though we were them for thirty minutes. He seems like ourselves oh god, are you. He knows he knows you know in like us. It there's a lot of
coaches. They get one shot and they're like it's my way or the highway. I'm going to do it this way and you guys are all going to fall in line and then you'll hike is probably like. Hey, I have a pretty talented roster. This is a lifetime. You know dream to be a head coach. I better not fuck it up when I can't remember like delay a games in how many timeouts outside so I still think he's making decisions. It just would help to have a guy who's just watching the game flow and being like hey. Do you may want to call time out here so and then all obviously he lost the challenge today. Just like that that our new guy knows fire, that's not and does not do guys job, and you guys job, I think, is to just be like hey. The play go down yet again that the job of the assistant is essentially to be tony romo on television we like, and they should watch out for the play clock on this. One right is like whisper. nathaniel. Remember there is a play clock yes and it will expire. If you don't get the plan yeah, so yeah, it's been, it's been
seeing. This broncos often try to Have the ball at all, and rush looks like a bunch of poo poo out there he's bad. He looks like his dad right. Steamy, pooh, poohed and Jimmy Garoppolo doesn't look that much better now to be fair to Jimmy Garoppolo They ve got another way to say, like Jimmy G was not given a playbook this off season and even training camp because I guess we're trying to keep him pristine for it. Other team to upgrade them yeah. So you could trade him away, so he wouldn't be able to give away any of their secrets after he left after he walked at the facility, but he's he has not looked good. He did have the orlovsky, which a lot of people are saying like if the torch has been passed, dinner, lob sky will no longer be remembered as the guy that ran the back of the endzone congrats Dan you're free. I'd, just like to say on behalf of of everyone. Lansky will always be the first guy that I think he ran heat out of the amazon, but he kept on going yeah. They had to whistle it. They had alike you're dying called year. They be like down boy to you,
I because he's about to rip his head. No jeered Allen did a full greedy back back the ins and yes before dinner, ski realise at the play was over. He was out of their the gently with separating out about it still arise. It still called in her last night jimmy grasp. If anything, this is actually like. I know dinner last. You like it was funny that are treated like freedom, but if anything, it's bad for him because now have room. Just re sharing more young nfl fans are like oh shit. That happened he'll game. Where does happen again yet wholly fought. Allow this out this way were her way. Wizardry congrats demographic, low nobody's gonna. Remember that he drifted the answer in this game, but there will be new generation of america's at wake up. Yes to dinner, lofty and jen, let's let's just get into it. So the first game is dolphins. Twenty one bills, nineteen, it wasn't the craziest safety of the day, because a dolphins, literally the punter, kicked a ball into his players, own asshole, for a safety so
Wild day of safety, asia, we lost awesome. This was a wild game. The dolphins are three now which is crazy and I the bills. So let's can I just talk about the but pont rodya goes, I feel like. Since you brought it up, we should get all the but punk conversation guy has come back to it got some pop pop joe, No, no, let's fired off here. Let's go! I got no jokes about about pon. I'm just saying that I was gonna. Do like a little and be a red it segment where they come up with stupid rules. Yeah. What? If you put a ball into your own players? Asshole- and he goes past- a script, he runs with it. Is it his account? Is it consider? But you can't you have to tackle If he makes into the ins own, then that's just a touch back right. It's not you, dont get a touch down if you score off upon with football wedge your own ass. I think, if he's got it in his own, ass only runs a hotly like the whole length of the field and gets into the answer. I think I should be tough,
but it's like it comes off the punters foot right right, but I can't be the only one you get it stuck in there. If you have a live ball for your team. If you have internal possession of a football where it counts the same as a forward pass great yeah. Ok, that's really the the big question that I had, but the the punter did show zero awareness on that because of increased his personal protector wasn't its alec. He was lined up in a different way. and yeah. There are plenty out of the endzone, so maybe maybe they didn't have as much room to work with, but the dude didn't get pushed backwards into. You know you just stepped up and you kicked. You kicked I football into your own teammates call. It actually proves you know that whenever you have the discussion, one of the most exciting plays in sport, a buzzer, beater, walk off home run a set or a punt.
out of your. The back of your own endzone is one of the most exciting plays in all of sports, because it's just utter chaos, because everything is much together and you know like alright. This guy probably didn't have a lot of time. He could get blocked. You could get a safety, he could step out of bounds if you go over his head, it is like very under it is one of the most exciting plays in sports and then you get there and then you usually have upon her, whose getting levelled at some point over the course of play and that's always fantasy. Like a hundred fifteen pounds, I get ragdoll helicopter to absolutely helicopter in the balls flying through the air. It's a great playing sports for sure. Album says Jack fox could never do anything like that now and that's our jack fox mention of the week yep, but Those are those maybe the most exciting play the entire day. Today, yeah it was. It was an awesome awesome and in the picture that came out of it, the guy who just I mean I guess he was just ready. He was like he. He probably said to himself like what, if he fuckin punches right into his asshole like I gotta get ready and he goes. He gets his camera ready because it was perfectly timed where he got that picture. It's a lesson to the kids
You don't have to get ready if you stay ready, yup at any moment, somebody could get. A ball kicked up their ass right up. Their ass also yeah. This game, though. Let's talk about this game because I'm I'm not worried about the bills. I think the bills will be fine. Did you have a lot of injuries in there? in theory, I am worried about the bills being so Josh Allen dependent that he has to be superhuman and in games like this, so I went and looked it up because I was just curious, so Josh Allen He dropped back seventy three times today and we when we were watching this game, we're joking like their biggest can't even when they they're on the goal line, it's like he'll be a nice time for them to be able to run the ball and the bills just can't run the ball. They like that, for whatever reason they haven't been able to, while the last couple of years and every now and then it rears its ugly head. So I looked, Josh Allen in his career
it is actually only the last like two and a half years. It's not even brucie Josh Ellen in his career. He is attempted forty seven or more passes in eight games. The bills are one in seven in those games, so basically, when John has to become superman man, they don't win games and, in those eight games, the bills she's, not named Josh eleanor averaging fifty one yards per game, behold so either. Basically, it's like two years of he's their entire off. He has to throw the ball a ton of times and they can't run the ball and you get games like this, where they had to do. The dolphins ran thirty nine place. Thirty nine place it's insane. They the bills, had the ball for forty minutes, the dolphins, rent, thirty nine plays, and it was like Josh Alan has it it was actually come.
Similar to that game against jaguars last year, where they lost like what ninety six and it was like. Every play. Every get every thus not was the same josh island snaps, shot gun has to run around. Do something crazy. No one's open when they lose the game, I think that's what it felt like. I think the bills just can't play in florida because they had, giant game. Last year they had the Tampa big game last year and that they have this one it they are they're not built for whatever, that is a commonwealth state. The sunshine state not build for the sunshine state. There also not built to wind close game right at all the road We've got twenty straight wins by double digit scores, and have zero winds in their last six one score games? Yes, so they just can't do when its close. six when it when the game decided by eight points or fewer, and you saw it because it was essentially like
The small little things that the not be able to clock in at the end of the first half not be able to clock in at the end of the game. Josh Allen, fumbled in on his own, like ten yard line that throw that The only throw he really missed all day was the one, whereas, like assure touchdown, throw at the end of the game, any just skipped it. So I share field, go like our missed, feel goal. That was a thirty like the little things through the bills were unable to do running the. but I like this conversation lies because we can say because the end of the game. It was deaf only a sign that the bills have not played in close games right when I think of a single terry right, he didn't know how to get out of bounds or young, yet that lack where's. The bills are too good that when they win games they don't get the practice for situational football. That you need to.
Eventually be able to win close games against good correct, so the bills need to get less good at football in order to get better at for pierre, they need yeah they need to and they need to, like figure out a way to start winning these ugly games, because these are the games that you play in the playoffs and not worry about the bills put it was. It was shocking to see like how little could be able to run the ball in it. It is also funny because there's always the new annex of like the past is so much better than the wrong and but then you talk to anyone who played be helpful, bought a high level. No agnor running the football is like a lot more about attitude in your teams, toughness and you have to be able to do it please. I can't just be like hey big three hundred pounds, often of women run backwards for the entirety of a game and block leg. It just doesn't work that way. You have to go forward so
I'm not worried about the bills, but it was one of those things like hey. Maybe you can't have Josh Allen, do everything all the time and then on the other side, the dolphins are three now and their defense deserves a ton of credit because they basically were like we're not going to. Let you throat deep over our heads, we're gonna, keep everything in front of us we're going to make you do these long drives. They made huge, plays, they pressured the fuck out of Josh, Allen and Tua, who not can cost at all because they told us he wasn't really solely while I'm praying for to his back right now, because it looks like a pretty bad back injury where he got hit on the head so hard that whiplash kind adrift yeah and went into his lower back and locked it up. Here, that's nasty it. You hate to see that it's it's a classic injury and, when he stood up and he tried to walk it off and he was all dizzy because his back was out of alignment and so it kind of threw off his inner ear, because he's got his his pelvis down over here and his spine curves to the side, his brains on this other side. So his back is
if you back injury right, that he gets better because, like a back injury is something that can nag you for a long time. Yes, yes, and so, let's just say this is basically florio- has his marching orders for the rest of the week. Florida is going to be all over, if they're doing an nfl PA full investigation yeah and I'm going to do a fast forward preview of what the investigation is going to say to us. So you had yet a brain injury right. You had a concussion. You were He knows my back to her ear, but no it was very clear that you had a concussion and you can sit up now, my back Just my battles will traction and then that's the end of the investigator yet, but you ok came out, came back in june. Play is best game, but made huge plays, and in the fourth quarter like tour. I am a member of tuna and put the indisputable fact about to us. He's went but he's just a winner defines ways to wit,
obviously a team game, but he's a winner. He beat a quarterback without uno and his last name for the first time and what finally won a game. He finally did. It said that he's checked off the last an unbeaten quest on his list. I also have a two non faq for you to or through the first three weeks leads. The league in completion percentage in the third quarter is mister. Third, like a seventy nine percent completion percentage in the third. That means you're. That mean very coachable can make adjustments and have died out of the right out of the half is ready to go. I did this was so obviously the bills get talked about because everyone had the bills as a super bowl favorite to go into the season so anytime they lose it's a conversation, but I walked away from this being like yeah. The the dolphins are for real for real because remember, we talked about like micro, daniel when he has to face adversity when he has to win the tough games. This was a tough fucking game. They they had the ball for twenty minutes. The bills had the ball for forty, like they had to dig deep and their defense had to make big.
Fucking plays, and they were able to do it, and two is a winner and jake. Would you like to? I mean three now the only the only undefeated team, the only team, the three know right now correct the eagles of the eagle? Sorry, the eagles. We are simple, sorry, the eagles and the giants are two now the eagles are fucking eagles are like sixteen and already yeah. So last year, when the dolphins won in seven, I caught on the shell that they would be five hundred by christmas, and I was correct because I saw their schedule can play the schedule game quickly here. Oh so, at Cincinnati thursday, it's a tough game. Yet if they can win that, I've got that pig as a possible white helmet game for the bangles. If it's right home a game against the the teal or aqua wherever they are. dolphins, jersey, that will be my uniform game of the year. I think there's a chance that, after this game, they might be favoured and every game until this
amber give her dear me, I said when they got a powerful army out at the jets. Ok, when home against the vikings went home against the steelers way, at Detroit where law faso apposite. you have, but they will be favoured, and eighty right yummy favoured chicago, where you have favoured home against browns no that's, not shown you. Yes, I know we can. yeah. Ok, we know that allows a massage placed on there. For MR graf, we eleven by we twelve me it's houston and weaker. We thirteen there s an friend, that's a good, actually gets gathered all goods schedule, so we I've. Eleven enough, that's corner shop eleven and whether there are eleven it only wrongs. Remember a male most likely gonna be wrong. We only really just said. Oh just really. How to shoot you in there
I believe during the shoot jake if they're, not eleven- and oh I like that. But yeah. This is a pretty favorable schedule. Yeah there is, I think, they're. I think they are a very good team. I awesome and they've shown they can win both ways right. Every way they won a game convince lee. They want a game with Israel on back, live video. Granted this game So I would like to give some credit to and unheralded member the miami dolphins, because we do talk a lot about waddle and hill as we should and to a because are playing out of their minds: Alec angled, yes, added favorite person of part of my take a believe his illumine trophy when it s from when you, if his colleges, grateful back, was awesome out in in LAS vegas is therefore back for a couple years he's the cow jussac of the miami dolphins, because mcdonald's comin over from central. Or they have you shut and they're using him as like he's not a coup
man body, like patrick ricard, he's like a barrel, drink guy yeah, I remember having those and he's got thick neck he's got a thick neck, he's catching balls back. Your butt is fun to watch because he's getting downfield and just bearing people on blocking assignments open up lanes for like receivers after the catch. The ball yeah he's making the field more open. Yes, he's really fun to watch. If you haven't watched angled in action, give them a look he's one of our favorite players. Yes and yeah, I'm I'm on buy it on the dolphins are by the way the broncos did score a touchdown. That was crazy. They actually showed a sign of life wisdom. and so now we have a decent game, is ill at eleven at eleven tends to score Gumby steelers eleven chargers, ten november sixteenth, two thousand and eight. We can get an eighteen eleven if they score and go for two possible at seven wording. Imagine if imaginary, got alive score gumby on the shows, probably the listen to episode of all time, truly, while for all the math and football fans out there, we should also talk about. Can dorsey
yeah dorsey. He got done dirty by CBS after the aim, because they knew that they had gold when they showed his freak out on camera after single terry did not get to the sidelines. It have enough time to. like the ball. Can dorsey got so mad? He just start smashing everything in front of every and then once you smashes is tablet shadow Tom Brady. He read You don't have anything else to smash and all he had was like papers he just started really aggressively. Ruffling up the path in the name of the monkey. Just throwing should always ask, because you don't have anything, this a so he just started crumpling papers and discreet his head off and then somebody like stuck their hand over and covered up the camera and to protect, can dorsey from becoming an internet sincerely which one is it became in an end ass. The you could see like the coaches in the background is being like. Won't do like it is true. I was in it was a real life, any bernard situation when he pushes the war,
it's the regular she's o dude is like he probably actually turned. It was like that was a little over reaction, but and then that the clip went viral him, when it was it wasn't after the gate was earlier this summer yeah when he goes, I'm not I'm not like I think, I'm a psychopath or anything ha ha ha ha yeah he's like a psychopath. He did the urge of basil slaw yeah yeah. He he laughs again, I'm not a psychopath. Okay, who do you have to actually say that then you are cycle, but anyway, I personally have never said. I am not a psychopath, my life now I have not as well so Billy definitely definitely has three jutes like I'm, not like a sociopath. That's I've actually can live I have heard yeah you hear that in my head right now, but yeah it was. It was crazy off and looks like the broncos are going to win this game. Well, there's still three three timeouts for the for the niners, but yeah jimmy g just threw a pick and hank just let out a huge sigh,
Oh man and all that booing of the broncos and all that stuff we talked about the game. They still look good. I still don't think they look good wins when a win is a win, don't apologize for a win yet don't apologize for two and one and ok colts chiefs next game up colts did it. They finally won a game. This was this. This is like the the asia currie. I swear it's rigged because this stunk we talk about on friday, how much this game stunk? How the courts, where the play, because it just made no sense, they look terrible and the chiefs of the chiefs but credit to the court's because they want a game. The roof was open. It mattered, eddie matter credit to Jim or say yes, credit to this part castle, sometimes we're so dumb and so stupid on this park asked that we actually being the smartest people in the world and this is one of those rare instances where our to was miles ahead of any algorithm of any matthew
go genius out there. I don't care what spreadsheet Yet we are the only ones that said we're betting on the code if the roof is open. Mister riddle. I it was also essay opened the walk out of that roof yesterday, never seen a broader stadium and in the fourth quarter they go to as kelsey indians on the cheese throw pass directly with the sun in his eyes at the last minute. He drops it the roof, one that guy I on that, for the cause. Also, there was a muffed punt, the very first possession, that's another roof turnover as I watched them off punk cause. I was like ooh. Can we give this the roof? It did look like he was fully shaded, but I'm still going to say it was it was. The
well he's looking up at the blue sky right that it's more it's harder that that's his name but yeah. He he's not. Maybe he's got great sky less. If that's how you're going to act yeah? That was that basically was the like. It wasn't a game, but the colts couldn't move the ball offensively. They they ponte. He drops the ball like the five yard line. He also had one that he didn't feel that it got down to like the one so they, the chiefs, aren't a perfect team. We're finding that out. There's only one perfect team, it's the eagles, but the chiefs are not a poverty. I'll, say something nice to the colts fans because er to the chiefs fans, rather because this was it was a tough game. It was tough game for Couple reasons one obviously like special teams turnover stink, but also the extent dr because of the Chris jones penalty, when he just yelled at at matt ryan. Yes, I think he just cussed at him and the referee was like you're not allowed to cuss to the flag. I think
his problem with that is it's matt ryan right. We said it yeah cus, it matt run like Matt ryan's not going to not going to hurt you who's was like cussing out like a lab lab, Puppy year we set it as it was happy as like. There's nothing that met ryan could say that would make you that upset so the refugees linked to its like. What are you talking about? It's not right. Like he doesn't, there's no way that he elicited this reaction from you. Your way of reacting fly fifteen years is the very definition of chill. I mean it's not that syria right right, though, as it was happening. We're like there's, no way that right said anything bad christian, nothing any cuss word any any phrase that you could utter about. Rhine gets amplified by like a million because its edge seems so one sided lopsided, so they're gonna over correct on you. I think they, just they just I would like three guys and pressure christians.
You mad on them a little push them, and then he said something to his face, and it's like I was. I was actually saying, because I bet on the cultures like that's elder abuse like yeah. Do that that's matt ryan he's he's barely holding it together. I think he from. I think he formula another two times said he's he's getting to the point he he's like when your grandparents are so old and you need the big numbers on the on the phone. So they can see it like. Matt ryan needs like a smaller ball, because he's fumbled seven times in three games so far. He can't he doesn't have the dexterity to hold onto the football anymore. You can't do that
right. He's reached the point in his career, where he he starts to to flinch and like whence was in the pocket before he ever gets sacked like he sees a defender coming at him unblocked and the second that guy gets free of his blocker matches, starts to curl up right right. He's like this is going to suck police or to the other, the other big play from this game, and I don't think the chiefs this happens. It feels like this happens once or twice a year to to these chiefs. The kid you know- Andy Reid, she's, passionate home chefs and where they just get way too cute with it, have a pretty significant play. Fourth, and ten on, I think it was like. Maybe the twenty five yard line they go for a field goal that you a fake field on a designed, fake fuel wool, where the holder tries to pass to tight end.
And it's like dude. You have patch of homes and Travis kelsey, and all these guys, if you're going to go for just go for. Why would you have a holder punter, throw the ball instead, a patch of blue homes? So they got you cute. They got you cute. It's like it makes no sense, leave your office out there and just go for it instead of doing whatever the fuck What you gonna do a fake feel go was actually saying. Oh, my god, are you ok? then a yawn. Now the of the right right away. Lot hanks banana like an all time night for yawns denied, we're doing the show over here. Hague is just trying to sweat out his bet. The niners muffed punt and have just screamed ugh ball, though, that wasn't what you said just. You did not already is your team, the team, Bet on was the one that fumbled, so you don't say that his yeah, I just didn't know it was man was forty, because your mike was an answer is like from across the room I don't
Where were we very just very dark face upon thick veal? Go if you can take a feasible put just read out there at least I think you're probably do anything on the football and obviously, if they have bucker, whose still injure they probably just kick to feel goal, but they don't, so I think there are million reasons why the chiefs were better team today, but all that matters is of course one. This game is because some function- in a matt ryan, led them back in the fourth quarter, for a game, winning drive he's now a six all time for fourth quarter game winning drives by quarterbacks, and a Jimmy g got sacked this game. Probably gonna end right now, Brady manning tied for fifty four brief, in rats Asperger tied for fifty three marino with forty seven and then that ryan has joined brett five, who should be in jail at forty three fourth quarter comebacks I have I was looking at the listen. This is just one of those stupid, like football fans, looking at a less being, like,
he's pretty cool active players? Not ryan, like I said, is, is currently billy you. What the hell is going on in dragonize, Matt ryan is. Currently, second, inactive players behind Brady for fourth quarter comebacks, who do you think is the sixth person this attitude is a great question now I don't know I want no, hence isis pretty rhyme, wanted ok, bracted one, and then I get it back in and mentally skip past numbers. Three four and five joe flack. You can say three, four and five you could like throwing out your blacker know Joe Joe funds that are gonna. Give you two are give you three four five stafford three or guy russia's for car is five car is five six janus? No, not enough! Not enough. Fourth quarter, comebacks six on the act
in the fourth quarter, comebacks game winning a fourth quarter, comeback: zach, Kirk nope, it's Andy Dalton guy, Andy Dalton, the head, aaron rodgers, interesting, pretty crazy! Yeah I mean active asterisks, yeah semi! so. Please act and stones act is very active. Poors. Ages, name was highlighted on the active on the profile reference page YAP, so in progress. By the way the broncos are going to win this game. They got the ball back, who fumbled arisen, reserve or turnover stuff wilson. Jeff Wilson fumbled. The thing your heart is now to unwanted oil desires island by his own player, looks like a fight, also tough, when for them in russ how big the one time they needed orphans game. They got, it would happen. Be enemy and patrick homestead did we ever get an updated as to water? The railing each other about fiery guys, my rehiring as it that's that's the thing where they're gonna there I, the wagons, is bianca. Wasn't arguments are just to competitors that we're friends,
I wanted to win. If I had to guess. If I had to guess, I would say that b enemy in in patch homes relationship is probably not on the best terms right now, because they got lucky, they got little finger to quote you know to game of thrones. They got little finger, Matt nagy who's. Now the assistant quarterbacks coach in Kansas city, so he's probably ruined. He probably is telling patch moms, like you, should hear what the enemy says to you about the coaches in the coach's meeting. Okay, he mother fracture or some shit yeah now he's definitely is Roy. He will ruin that franchise from within absolute. He probably called the fake punt or the fake, the fake fugal yeah. He definitely did. He has nothing to do with special teams, but he definitely did. Ah ok, so broncos officially win eleven to ten, not a origami, but happy for Nathaniel Hackett, easy under prime time unders every game goes under now it sucks. Ah, let's go to the next game. I like how they asked MIKE Shanahan, who they thought who he was going to be rooting for tonight and he was like well. Obviously, my son yeah looks like
guys. I'm pretty sure that my saddam, why are you asking if I'm rudy for my son or the team that fired me right, I me okay, I'm going to go my son, but he can kinda. He can kind of win either way right. He can spin it like oh yeah, the broncos as nice as my team, the ravens thirty seven patriots twenty six. Let's have some guy talk? Shall we I was sitting next to hank by them if you're watching on youtube right now, hank did go to rolling loud it might, you might see sweatshirt or how many seventeen bracelets. He has we have four four. Answer. Bracelet suit was this weekend a movie and so close feature fell out of you we're gonna hate said that me all day, the great day. For me once too What you look like a dog party, because he looked up and he's like oh shit, I didn't expect that to be loud,
you like inches away from his youth trying to get away with one eye when I posted that picture earlier today, it was be real, where it was of main because you were behind me and hanks, but was where'd you right out. Somebody reply: do like Hank better because for pointing his ass, all right, a big cats- and I mean nos four damas. I just I just love it was like to use for dummies. Like sorry, braywick I was soon this a all day. I heard his murmurs his under the breath whispers. There was some. This team cons thinks talk and there were some. He may not be the guide, I never said that. I mean we asked you basically after throw where I was at a guy through, and there were several maybe not, maybe not anymore, and then there were somewhere. It was like. well, maybe it's a guy in this is again guy sexual he's going both ways right out. Times he is. Sometimes he isn't. I could see it a couple times.
Worth rose rose like all that was. That was real like out that's mac jones, but he had a few interceptions at work. Great. He got her, which hopefully he's ok saw the picture. You don't think it's fair or even have this conversation till his healthy, I don't think I don't think it's really does it inconsiderate. In my opinion, the ngos, you should actually just refer to this injury. the ends of not being the. I suspect, this game random. He was, this game. He was starting price, a guy and then Dirty ravens came out there and just injured and yeah, or you say billy. I think I called zappia would start by it. The libraries api's legend, but I don't think he is starting to think Brian Hoyer- is starting to Yeah there'll be some quarterback controversy they have to play. I think they're axioms at lambeau, so they're, probably like hey, we don't want to have bally's api, have to go play his first game at lambeau against that defense, but I feel bad for Brian Hoyer, like your job, you have the chase Daniel job, where, for the august time you're just collecting a page a right and nothing ever has to happen to you just as long as you show
up on time, and then you you're, not the. First guy to leave the practice facility. You essentially have a job until you're forty years old. Now he actually has to play football and on a road game that can be tough for him. I feel bad for him. Obviously I do too, but let me say this for heck. I don't think that he's saying that Matt Jones isn't the guy I just know sitting next to them. There are questions we are watching the bears and the patriots- and we are kind of you know it's similar fields. Is I mean we'll get to that he's? He stinks. He stinks out loud. Yeah it's just different. I mean I said it. You know after game, one it's just different, especially watching the bills and the dolphins, to you know, juggernaut teams that are that are going to be contending for championships like the patriots are not there. They don't look like they're there. What needs to change.
better coaching better play. Calling is weird, also awesome that they've had some all year. They had some crazy. You know, third down third and short, where they're, just not even passing the ball past the launch scrimmage. It also is weird watching the patriots, just like shoot themselves in the foot like interceptions fumbles that you don't think of when you think of a a belichick like if I, if we had jules in here, he'd be like yeah. Belichick is probably puking all over himself, because they can't take care of the football because it felt like that, even when they were that a chance, if they were was at thirty one, twenty six and they were driving, and there was a fumble, often off after that, one n to toggle the ravens real, quick Lamar jackson's been incredible and his numbers against the blitz. Today he was nine for ten one hundred and ten yards four touchdowns. He just ripped them apart and he did exactly what we are kind of criticizing him for last week and the dolphins come back, it's like a good team. Just gets
a couple of first downs, ices, the game away. They got the ball up. Thirty one, twenty six on their own twenty seven with five twenty eight left Lamar went: seven plays seventy three yards for a touchdown and he accounted for every single yard. Passing or running. He was ever cod art pretty good every single year to end the game. It did that thing. Where would the ravens would take a considerable lead? Then the patriots who quit would cut it to one score. So there are always a kind of breathing down their neck for at least the second half an inch the latter guts for the regions to be able to go out there and do that the sectors they haven't we ve been able to do that to hold Kim's off as are coming from and especially because their defence kind of stinks. Now. I saw that I think it was a force formal by hamilton. Cal hamilton from noted The first round guy up, I admittedly, haven't been watching any film on kyle hamilton, but I do know that he forced a fumble in the fourth quarter. This game So as far as I'm concerned, he was a great traffic and that
I stay in my mind until he does something in the play. Well, he is, and he needed that play because remember. The last time we heard from kyle hamilton was the one on one drill that someone had videotaped from like fan night for the ravens and he got burned, which duh it's one on one receiver. Safety like the receiver should win that every time every time answer was like damn. What a asked, so this was good for him that he is now as at what he has a highlight. Yes, that was that was my opinion of him from up until now, no saw it when I'm watching, like a first round pick that my team jessica, as I I like to imagine as the season goes along. I do like mental like clip outs of highlight plays, and I can start to put together my own brain. What their highlight reel is going to look like at the end. a rookie season so that I can go on youtube and be like Paul hamilton rookie year highlights write it down and watch. At least a couple sweet plays big heads to let the bodies at the floor,
yet as the soundtrack yes, but yeah Lamar looks awesome. He's I mean I don't I don't think the criticism. that there is really no criticisms, you can have a lamar any more outside of he hasn't, want a super. He poops too much yeah yeah, he poops. While she has won a super bowl, but like everything else- and he is going to get make so much fucking money because he hid- this is a bet on yourself year. Yeah and the ravens defense is knock rate like there is a few years another couple of times this game, where the patriots don't have an explosive offense like the dolphins and if it us, like repeat of last week where it was like quarterbacks running turning around trying to figure out where they are as guy street down the field. So you're not gonna go do at all, so he's probably gonna it if he does become a true free agency, then they're probably gonna tag on like after this year, but as a true free agent. Here's what it here's! What I would do,
I were Jeff Bezos, I would buy a team name of team. The bears okay, I would buy the bears. I just walk up to them. Kaskus and say: hey, listen, old people, here's ten billion dollars on the bears they have to say yes to a right, nobody is turning down ten billion dollars, Torah, it doesn't matter. Jeff base was ten billion dollars and buying bears ok. Now I give I'm going to make Lamar jackson offer for the richest contract in nfl history, plus I'm going to try to throw in like a tenth of a tenth of a percent of equity in the bears yet, and I'm just going to up the entire process for everyone else has on the new guy in town. I don't have to answer to all the owners they might hate me, but so what I'm sorry I have for you money to people that have fuck you money right, some safe. You begin right what you do fuck you Molly s, then you just get a great team instantly You win a bunch of games. That is the dream. That's which have baiser should do right now, yeah any is
We are trying to buy the son, so he has officially reached like you're, not a not just a nerd anymore in a weirdo that we can't trust yeah, because any rich guide to that level should have a pro sports team, but yeah I'm in for that. That sounds. That is my dream scenario. I've been thinking about, hey Jeff Bezos, like you, want to fucking spy on the world and like one us all and have robots take us over cool I'm in. For that. Just give me a couple of winning bear sees yeah honestly, I would become the biggest whore for amazon in history too. All you have to do is buy the commanders you don't have. To pay me any money. I will. I will amazon rocks tat too, if you buy them to do that, you just have to go. Jeff basis has to go fucking like ten. In seven, I will on this podcast every fucking week just be like. I don't think I think amazon like buying the room buzz. Is that weird, I don't think amazon buying all like the the home security systems. Is that weird, I don't like amazon like spying on all of our street lights like now either
it's actually normal. They just they're just trying to get better at their jobs. I will say that every week they're trying to make my life easier by by installing robot dogs in every police department across America. This ankle, I feel safer. Now japan and tenants- seven, that's not too much just do it just do it. I want tenant, seven, alright! So that's ravens patriots, hank, ah emergency button, where we at its it's bad no. I think I again, I think, you're going to be very insensitive normally until the injury until mac jones is back healthy. I don't think we can really. You know make that decision, don't speak on a man that might go under the knife, Now I did read that on his into report. He hasn't he sprain his ankle. he got carried out by like three guys I think have to team cared about. It was like rudy, screaming and crying on the way, the locker room, where your comments on that on just the general digital. Look, you fractured a rib catching a football, so yeah I didn't, I didn't need to be carried away. He had to go to a doctor
but I was crying I didn't. Supposing I broke your fear, you broke your foot walking. I didn't misapply guys it's. You know how much I miss. Well, he hasn't missed a game yet yeah, that's true! It's fair point. We did miss the end of the fourth quarter yeah. I just think you're not being not being very sensitive, and these are you know. These are real human beings that are laying their land, their bodies in the line for for the sake of austin for entertainment, and you should respect that this was. This will also be a very good test of whether bill belichick has still got it and actually believes MAC jones, because if he does, he will just find whoever took that picture and have him killed. Cosette was a factor. Pictured have taken like days. Is a lot of pays more got into a spot and, like I'm, gonna, get this and put it out there. So bilbil a check is still got it. He finds out reporter and they're going to the good luck. It did look like you, he was dead and and then, when the injury report comes out, it look like someone took like
is the internal organs out. Some doesn't makes you know what I would do if our him in- and they diagnosed me with like a high ankle sprang. Knowing that picture was out there. I just I'd. Have the doktor come in and unduly cathy bates misery with a sledgehammer richest break it just as per the edges, smash it before I before before. Anyone can see me in the media. Ok before we get to the next game, quick word from our friends in the cart. One thing everyone can agree on is it in scarred offers everything you need to load up on snacks without missing a minute of the game? Someone was meshing, buffalo chicken dip today, that's perfect! That's what you get four! Insofar as we get from ensue card, you dont have to get off your couch chile, chile seasons, but be here insofar as a leading online grocery platform in north america with insecure. The world. Is your cart with each cart? You
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It was all your second point. Nobody was sacked. Seen qb hits you set five times on his first eight dropped back, that's pretty bad! go to bed and somehow got worse it was just. It was, is very sad watching the game and the only thing I just started, focusing on the fact that we have a new mascot coming out. So I'm trying to determine if we want to hog the pig or the dog as their mascot. That's what I had to distract myself with today was bad, but I have my straw. Actually. I have scissors right here So that is also obvious that smaller straw, smaller shall have a smaller. sport anti right now and porn straws how'd you get around half a straw left his team just socks. Congratulations max eagles are good after the game was over when jail in hers was walking off. The field is has made me feel like a loser again. The eagles had their their security team, walk over to the railings of fedex field and physically hold onto them, so they wouldn't collapse onto jail. Unheard says he was,
walking through the concourse. That's just it is really rubbing it in what a shitty franchise I have to root for every weekend. Well, that's mvp. Jalen hurts cause. We should start that discussion right max. Absolutely I mean listen BP jail and hurts talk about a guy talk about it. I've gotta get about a god through three games is over thousand yards combined, seven touchdowns- I just looked it up, so he's got one thousand and sixty three yards, seven touchdowns through three games for Lamar's mars mvp season. He had one thousand and thirty five yards, eight touchdowns, so less yard one more touchdown and what am talking about? Jailing hurts being and candidate jail and at one point in the third quarter, the eagles had three hundred twenty three yards. And the commanders had negative one legal, so you got to play Second hats like they haven't no graduates which is bad or they should actually learn how to play offense in the second after this word, all their points in the second quarter yeah, but
Yeah I know the eagles are. Are the real deal If we all a lot of people were talking about, all the commanders is trapped spot for the eagles. None of your trap spot super walk india and went off the eagles. It was just sad because they they brought thirty six buses die to land over maryland. Today they filled thirty. ex buses of people in philadelphia in an organised and that's not like the entire amount of people they came from philadelphia. This was one company there, like hey, we're, pulling together package travel package for people who want to go down to two fedex field. How many people want to buy It is for this thirty's Buses up my pills very were two of those My parents are heavily thirty. Buses is just I mean, and I'm not mad at for that, I'm very very impressed it's just insane. That's, probably what like three thousand people right there in one trip, going down so shut down a great job bird gang show.
If are allowed on. The road is basically like a home game form so yeah. Just It was. It was a. It was a bad day to be me watching football on tv for the first four hours and that's kind of how things have gone recently, but yeah, I'm just kind of like I've reached a point where I'm getting numb to it again, which is about this time of year every year. So that's that's how I feel about the commanders to talk about good. Those are was gay. You ve done that vehicles are going to talk about how good eating and I do give a longer. What can I do give the eagles credit The other thing I m excited about is brine robinson. running back. He's he's probably best play our team right now. He's got to gunshot wounds in his leg lebanese out. There was a third area, is at their catch and passes running routes. So that's add saying it out loud- makes me realize just what a bad state of affairs it is that that's that's
are our number one guy right now, yeah, okay, so cute can him? Can we talk about eagles yeah? Keep going while Ivan Ivan tsar. Devonte smith is that was his coming out party like he was doing everything he was catching balls arrows. You know always too small to play in the nfl. He was fucking catch, jump balls. He was, he was doing it all. He had like eight catches, one hundred and sixty yards or something he was awesome, AJ brown. They have everything vehicles have everything their incredible and I love em deadline was made up of a man. I have any I own with my boards, not looking so good right now, but that eagles super bowl futures- I just I actually go to I just stared. I keep it on at night till I keep me up, no glow It feels so good. Five sacks in the first eight plays of the eight drop backs of the game. You know how hard that is to do how hard both sides like credit to the EU. Great job eagles, that iranian You guys are eating yes, but guess what we're cooking
we're servant. You guys dinner low. I actually feel bad for carson wants because he he like was just under so much pressure all the time- and I think is receivers already hate his guts, like you could see it in the body language at the end of the game there, just like fuck this guy sucks? Yes, this guy's? They speak for all of us, yeah yeah, but what I love a man. I still believe in cars and yeah ok get about their white and there was an interesting thing that happened earlier today, though, before this game shifter put out a report saying how the commanders tried to trade for Jimmy G. there are going to get him at the combine, which would have been better until image. He said I'm gonna have the surgery talks fell apart, they got Carson, wins I just don't know about the timing of all this like it seems like it was after by somebody who's who is trying to get under carson skin, because Carson Thing is like nobody wants me. I'm nobody's first choice, so, like he's man at the eagles for that matter, calls for.
and then we got em and we told him that he was our first choice and then somebody our poor pain like yeah, the They didn't want Carson all right before he's going up against his old team that he's still mad at four, not making him. their guide. It just seemed like a really interesting time. to come out. Now, I'm not saying if there's anything like the fairest, but I think that shaft just kind of squirrels away, scoops and the off season, because he knew that this story was a thing back at the combine. He just like hides him and schedules them to write about over the course of the season. So we can drip out old news. That's new to us! and so I think this was maybe just a coincidence. Timing thing that he said this honour the same week that he was planning is thick manners. Are these laying his eagles, but still that probably didn't it
I hope carson wentz is confidence when his confidence is as shaky as it can get. Definitely not maxim. Reading the room right now we'll talk about the eagles later offline, we'll we'll just we'll just hype. Each other up offline yeah know that it's bad and I just think Carson wentz, probably has he's one of those dudes that has a personality that, like he can't fix it. He doesn't know why he's annoying but he's really annoying to everyone yeah. He just can't fix it. He like he he's probably tried his wife has probably given them tip, he's. Probably like trying to take classes on how to be a better teammate age can't do it. I think I need you need to get an awesome dog. I t broken as long as you don't they call someone says like seventeen fucking labrador, hunting dogs. No that's the thing he probably does have like seventeen hunting dogs, but they're always like away being killed somewhere for true. for hunting e deftly has in there. I observe you did, but his last picture
with his family. I feel like he's a scar. His labs are like trained to be working dogs and they're, not like bookable tommy scratch dogs he's. He definitely has a lot of dogs cause. He definitely that's part of his plan. It's like if I get a dog people, I talked to me yeah. It works trust me right now. I got it wrong. I don't think that's gonna work for even if that doesn't work for him yeah, that's how bad is personalities. whence nice guy, probably weird, maybe guy, I dont know for a fact that is not a nice guy. That's the nicest thing I can say about carson once I have. She probably would say he is a nice guy again he just eat, there's something probably about him that bothers people- oh yeah, who do this for this, except I like in vision in my head and that's exactly what it looks like the three beautiful golden retrievers for his christmas card cause. What's dont guy he's tried that trick it as it were it was a beautiful to then be the first person on your blog to get like whatever the latest videogame negative. Firstly, be the first one get golden,
yeah new goldeneye, that's coming out and then make everybody come over. One hang out with you right and then they'll just be like. Ah, we we don't want to play, but we don't like goldeneye he'll, be like you, wanna stay for dinner. I gotta go. Can I borrow? Can I just borrow the and sixty four I'll bring it back? Yeah yeah yeah. Well, you either wildstar for this game. Okay, last three undefeated teams, the nfl dolphins, eagles giants january january, eight, two thousand and eighteen national championship game for alabama Tua was the dolphins quarterback replaced jail and hurts on a tv pass that won the game on a play com by Brian. They will grind ably reno down crazy,
as well as wild crazy. It was like whoa where's, Daniel Jones, fit in here. He was going like six and five at duke okay, that is what that's a wild stat. Alright, next game, vikings, lions and just the perfect lions loss and the perfect kirk cousins check down fast, and then he makes one big throw at the end. Like a golfer, hitting like a birdie on eighteen and being like yeah that guy's a guy and yeah he he actually, he didn't complete his first completion over twenty yards for the entire day was the game winning touchdown pass to Kj osborn, and if you watch this game with your two eyes, he was doing check down kirk and he was struggling and Jared Goff was outplaying him, but the lions did lions things and Dan Campbell. After going, he went for six fourth downs today he converted four out of six and then they get fourth and four on minnesota. Thirty, six with a minute and fourteen left and decide to kick a field goal missed the field goal vikings, go and score and win the game afterwards. He said I frickin, I frickin regret my decision. There
And yes, I liked the frequent sorts if it was a fifty four yard field goal that they tried. They miss that end up costing them the game. I think denk ik denk able to you, should just go for those like yeah bigot said you went four for six on. Fourth downs: just go for those because you're you're in like a great position this year, where nobody really cares. If you win that many games, no one cares. If you win, You're, probably gonna end up going somewhere between, like three and eight winds this year but he really cares as long as your team keep showing improvement. Europe is it we can just go for for every time, and as long as you you stay aggressive you'll, be good you're. Right, though this was the ultimate her cousins game, I've figured out the cousins lifecycle if you looking at, no, the circle of life and how it goes around and how we look at Kirk cousins. This is the naturally beat the lions at one p m game. Yeah make people be like oh cricket. He's, ok, came running game. Winning in the minute left so goes beat. The lines at one p m next is probably be almost beat
really good team at four p m. That's next! Stop the alike. go play the rams or something yeah go, ghost do with Matthew staff and then maybe your your deepens gives up later John or something you almost beat the rams. Next up, you have I mow your lawn because it's probably like a big home dad guy, probably most of the online next up. We have I'm going to go with a beat a good team at four pm and then next up we have get blown out in primetime yeah and then after that, beat the lions again yeah. That's the life cycle of kirk cousins. It's I'm I'm completely. Ah secure. I know the kirk cousins defenders will come after us. They always do. They always have their stats and, like he's, the guy and they'll always just be like well, it's better than any bears quarterback ever that's such a low bar, and it's not even an insult. It's like yeah. Of course he is. He still is kirk
In the end he still when shit goes wrong will just be staring at his office, lemons, ass and doing check down after checked out, but he won the game. So I'm gonna give him credit and he's he is better than I don't sixteen other quarterbacks from I don't know, I don't know where don't know exactly right. You re seeing these fees fifteenth embodies, sixty arsenal blue ten point leads twice in this game. It's kind to do, but again, like spin,
if otherwise you're good enough to get a ten point lead twice against the vikings. It was brutal, though, because Dan Campbell, like the one thing he can't do, is you he he he was being himself. He was being aggressive. They, I think so they went for it on fourth down twice on one touchdown drive. They went for it on a fourth and five on a different touchdown drive, so that, like I said they were going for it they're being aggressive, and then you get to that point and you're like dude. Just do what you've been doing. Go for it win this game right now and he just reverted into like a coach that I play scared and made it such you could see this face after it's like I dunno what the fuck I was doing. I freakin hate it he's a frickin hated for these guys and and Jared actually said afterwards he's.
I I trust my coach, but I actually probably should have campaigned for us because he, if I had a little bit harder, he probably would have left us out on the field so yeah I mean that happens a lot with like when you see Harbaugh and Lamar jackson. He always ask them where, like do you want to go for it, and I think but just ask Lamar that hoping he will say yes everytime. Sometimes the coach wants to be talked into being aggressive because then afterwards is easier for them to be like yay I got together with gerrard and we wanted to go for it. So I went for it right. You can spread the blame around for both being too aggressive, which I think, if you're the lines you can afford to do, that you can be aggressive all the time and so like even the onside kick stuff that he does sometimes yeah. I don't mind any of that, like you're you're, just trying to change the direction of a franchise just go ahead. And do all the aggressive stuff. Try the weird stuff that maybe the stat people tell you not like X. Experiment really get out there with football real explore the football field. Yes, yes, so I still think the lions are like they there
we good their bare above risky for me and I think that I think are goodish. In the end, the vikings are a good team, but we all know where the Linda I got him that's. The thing is that that will drive me nuts and I think there are some biking spans that are definitely in this camp. One of about says they are good enough to give you, good wines give you some happiness, but you know the ending to this movie seeing the movie, you know it the. How ends you if you're vikings, fanned the good guys your own team doesn't wit they don't win in the end. I think rather be perpetually disappointed with zero expectations, then have an outside chance of being great and never getting close to it. Yet because you can convince yourself of your vikings fan like if a couple of guys get injured on other teams in, like things break our way, in Kirk plays a game of his life in the divisional round, and then the defense stands up in the championship game then boom we're in the fucking superbowl, but c'mon. We all know we know
it's going to have. We know, we know we know, and there again there are. There are pretty good team, but it's selkirk us yeah, they're, good, ish, yeah, they're good at all. Right next up bears twenty three texas, twenty, ah justin fields, he's bad I'll, just say he's bad, and actually I don't even have to say it myself cause. He said it. He said he played like ass. He played like trash, so he actually was able to take the words out of my mouth and just do it for me and yeah. That's a problem, that's a two in one team. That is, I I actually think you remember the year when they started three and one I was like: I'm not gonna apologize. I will apologize for two and one. This is a bad two and one bears I don't I don't know either to and want to be asked whether there was a game it gets francisco, which was in the rain and the taxes on tobacco and data Really the bears no really have a quarterback. and I don't mean like us and feels good- I mean.
You're, not really using him like a quarterback. Do they're using a very david. You guys have installed the tastes him he'll, often for just in fields he so they. The bears through three weeks, have completed. Twenty three passes through three weeks have completed short max. I don't appreciate this laughing that you're doing that's not nice. I parties fail again this year from for my ease items eyes, I flipped out tells me he's just giggling to himself twenty three completed passes that hasn't been done since nineteen. Seventy eight, the Tampa bay buccaneers, have completed twenty one passes in the first three weeks. Here's. Where this stack. It's really really morbid and sad. I looked it up. Nineteen seventy eight tampa buccaneers
It's like a weird three man, rotation of quarterbacks in those first three weeks, but one of them was a guy named Gary Huff who was a failed bears quarterback before he was the Tampa bay, buccaneers, quarterback and for the bears he was five and seventeen with twelve touchdowns in thirty four interceptions. So it's like history is just in it's sick, fucking way, repeating itself where there's a terrible bears quarterback linked to this abysmal stat of a lack of completions through three games, and then you fast forward to today and just fields has twenty three completions through three games, it's shocking and there he is here's what really hurts I'm going to get real for a sec. I think he's I think, he's actually taken over for the Josh rosen stat line. It hurts so bad. It's not
it's bad! Now, seventeen for one hundred and sixty yards, it's not as not as bad one hundred sure it's one hundred and sixty one hundred and six yards and two interceptions. That's really bad! It's pretty bad! Eight for seventeen! Josh Rosen, I would say you're in the neighborhood outside Josh, it would be like nine for twenty four ninety nine yeah and You did also have like fifty yards rushing had one sick scramble. He did. If does do those six scrambles like how cool, but he maybe nice guy, I'm rooting for him. Still, I'm not going to give up, but it's it's been a disaster year too, when it's supposed to be getting better and yes, there will be people like he doesn't have a great offensive line. I think it's actually better than people give it credit for because they can run the ball and he does not have weapons but they're still just like a lack of vision and just.
Anticipation, all these things so give caps. Based though it we do have calves tat is they come in? We we should use it all in roquat psmith, because he basically one this game. He was all over the field. He had. Sixteen tackles an air section, just fucking split voting on toots na and clear herbert shut out our good friend Tom Fanelli, hey, you might have had this take but tom, just like we'll tax constantly about the bears, and he has been saying for a year and a half the clue herbert is a better fit for this system than David Montgomery. So today was his day. Could give money come reinforcing got hurt, include herbert, was insane hundred fifty yards craig Two touchdowns taxes are bad. Pairs, are bad justin fields is making me sad. There's a summer. That's about it. I say I don't really have anything else to contribute about this game because it wasn't on the red zone channel ever.
And now we are, on the one hand, on the cloud box, and I don't think they mercifully even just cut out the feed a couple times and when even show that too, yeah shelby. I was like listen. I know. No one wants to watch this game. I'm gonna I'm going to figure out a way to put it on the quad box, so I can just squint at it and hope that I can. You know see something that I like, and I didn't see anything I liked. They won the game there. Two and one I apologize for two and one justin fields again has made me: scary: half were talking about fucking Gary Huff. Twenty three passes. needed in three weeks that is so hard to do its varied that and say: twenty three passes through averaging, what would that be? Like seven point, seven point: three, three, three completions per game,
it's that is, that is the taste of hill orphans, I'm pretty sure TIM Tebow had those type of stats when he was it's, it's a complete, complete catastrophe, I'm just looking it up. Yeah jimmy g, who played not great tonight at eighteen in one game, Russell that didn't play well knight had twenty in one game, it's hard, it's hard not to complete it's hard, not it's hard to have incompletions in today's nfl. Everyone completes passes, that's all they do except the bears. Alright, let's do a quick word from one of our sponsors. Then we'll get to a couple more games yeah before we get gets more games brought by coors light olive coors light was rings and coors lights. This weekend the mountains were blue the clients, the clients were entertained. Our weeks are filled with deadlines, responsibilities and just stress in general, but it's college football season when the weekend hits you've got to protect your chill. So this season make time to chill out and catch the game at your favorite bar and while you're at it order an ice, cold coors light the beer that
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They are, they were beating the key those pretty handily last week yeah and they we're competitive in this game. Lifesaver funds. I think they're as bad as three and one implies they are, but they're certainly not good. I have a fun stat. This is done by myself, so this is my own. If I did the math wrong whatever forgive me, I'm not a math guy, so I was thinking about it because the raiders are in their three games. They have just decided to play a great half in a terrible half that it's literally been the em up. They started week, one they played a terrible half against the chargers. Second, half they tried to come back fell short week, two played in insanely good half against the cardinals in the first half just shit, the bed in the second half this week same thing: the titans kick their ass, the first half the raiders tried to come back end up losing because they can't get the two point conversion. So if you take the bad half raiders, they played three games.
so six have total. If you take the bad half rate or so half of those half's right, three three apps three have total. If you take half of their hats of yes there there scorn their opponents. Seventy two! Sixteen! If you take our sorry, if ever yet, that's bad half, raiders, they're they're getting out scored seventy two, sixteen, the bad half writers, and if you take the good half readers, their outgoing their opponents, forty two cents, that's how lopsided it is yeah, it's just. Basically, they decide one half they're going to play well and the other half they're going to suck you don't know which half it's going to be and that ends up with one three. This game looked like just eyeball test It just looks like the titans kind of kick their ass. Why didn't you? I just looked like a tougher team even even when the raiders are playing well. I was still thinking myself like the titans. Are they're just beaten the shit out of the other raiders right now, just like from a physical standpoint and that's what I think that's what mike Vrabel does when his back's against the wall he's like, let's just get to a
I was just fight in between the wizard out there and try to win the game now as then. They should, but they shot him out. The raiders shut about the second half like that. They just can't figure out how to play a full game. It's crazy! It's crazy to watch, Oh yeah! Sorry, I'm looking at the box or right here, twenty four twenty, two, the Looking at this, I'm trying to look at the second half split in terms of like to play calling for the. because I m, but it is only through a pig he fumbled. It also fell like they were just there are trying to bleed the clock out in the second half a lot just like taken. They were kind of taking their foot off the gas. But just in a way where they're like we're, we're just going to dedicate ourselves to just like beating you up upfront and just like get our guys going downhill, but they were they are we were playing poor, like the tides, are playing poorly in the second half ten, who was being tana hell,
the raiders were: were scratch scratching and clawing mack hollins shout out mack hollins looked awesome, he's actually been awesome to start the season, but yeah the raiders. Just can't they're, jekyll and hyde in every single game to Josh Jacobs wasn't supposed to plate. I think he didn't trust Jacobs like four, himself upon the raiders, I'm pretty sure he flew in separately yeah. It was like yeah I'm going to play I'm going to fly even though, even though you might not want me to right now, I'm going to play so josh mcdaniels. Do you think that he is or is he like? Is he feeling that pressure I dunno dude I I don't think I've ever seen. Anything like it again I know I I kind of we're getting later in the show. So a cut of was probably all place with my going. I stats research but I'll just say to go, get they have their second, the there being outskirts seventy two sixteen in their bad haves and their out scoring their opponents. Forty two seven in their good is exactly three and three now has happened.
And by quarter that's that's the next math that we have to figure out yeah, but they yeah they're there and- and I should say something to all the sickles out there, because I saw a few people tweeting. This and people really want to see me lose the tip of my pinky, because I'm getting people being like you're, a pussy for choosing the one three raiders. I chose the one two raiders, Those are the rules, though my fault they stuck in all they have to do is combined halves, yeah if they could just put two halves together, they would be incredibly statistically, they should they should be one one in one right now, Harare have have correct there. They should, they absolutely should be there they're playing pretty much all their opponents Sadly, even they just need to consolidate their city have more than anything right. You have one bad game. They break the other that's what normal teams do you just don't show up occasional right and it's it's weird. They ve done it both ways now, where they ve come out, slow and then try to get back, and then they ve also come out fast and then just completely
I think, they're gonna win next week against broncos, because the broncos play no good halves. Ever yes so even when they win, they sock. Yes, so as long as you can get, one could have you. You'll win you'll have one good after their views well good has, and that should win right. If you can, if you could just beat them by enough in your one good half in your bad half, you should be able to hold them off. Yes, yeah, because, like they're going to score what thirteen points max and are in their best half as they say, like they're, going to score like it's gotta, be a weird numbers. They they're going to score nine point eight points, maybe yeah yeah five point: eight scored five points, maybe the weird shit they used to happen to the sea hawks all the time that was just weird should happen: a rustle wilson, yeah yeah? I just read: he just brought it with him to the brink of a great here's, a fun stat. To finish this game. Devonshire atoms has caught a tv from dare car in the last twelve street games they played together dating back to press now is
critical, as it s very concept, I got a question I haven't seen any any players haven't babies recently. What's With that, I feel like last year, there again popped out right, left and right. We're having be shortage, we're having a baby, a baby, touchdown Palooza every week, as we know better known, because somebody just gave birth so that guy's catching a touchdown. Maybe people just waiting for maximum would have his kid fuckin pervert yeah. act, wins the next full moon, though telling you they're telling. Otherwise I hold that baby and max hasn't had his yeah yeah. We had a war january. Although we go ok, the farmers almanac. They got a good that should be more fucking storms more being inside more far more money. Fucking so as to warm, but while the baby showing up because we had a warm january, may start yet following loud cyprus would, I would also warn january, be like people out fucking
meet new camp hung outside. Never you evil. He can be people out you out of the bar and stuff. I think the issue Is that that pre existing couples aren't getting snowed in got at not having enough sex. Also nine months ago today was christmas day I feel, like amounts altitude idleness play as things at the private top priority lily. We moderates down the we. I mean we a week to and we were wrong, so people probably aren't having that much sex during hanukkah, maybe but holika is usually earlier yeah. I feel, like I actually like anecdotally speaking, don't know that many people that were born like in like late september or october, but it would make SAM jake it. Oh yeah, jane away, we don't know J. Today's jake's birthday isn't monday happy birthday jake I didn't leave this whole thing. Is I get there but promo code dynamic protocol, jihad, ass, thou,
my dreams, you re in your birthday, to be turned back library, liver. So when merger police yeah make jake happy for his brother. You know, I do think that less love sex in december and january are yes stress bill? family you your problem person you're more draw. Yes, and so you're not getting up as easy. It's a whole thing. I'd sir jack happy birthday: IRAN, which J had I want to see everyone by ten percent off use. Promo code jake happy birthday, Billy, don't we know when your birth is don't try to fuckin lines at your birth is tuesday? I knew that I'm still hanging in there. After this I mean with everything, that's going on me still being a top three in hank, designing something for him to win himself with a new birch launched during it. Being made as saying that he created the competition with the plans of releasing the new cars degrees. Where would you can use code billy to buy on the partial store whenever the EU sets a lab?
yeah you norman yearning bridges, its entire competition, you're gonna, get to do sown you're gonna come for ion We think that mother having this conversation began. I was just thinking about russia, wilson, and maybe it was him being the problem, the entire tiger, but maybe it wasn't because it is a weird to you that the thing you'll hack it was was chosen after users and after us, Wilson now users to to get aaron rodgers there. They think it area they brought russia wilson and they paid amish. a lot of money and then he's night get he's. Given the ball that much and letting Throw them all of decency through, like thirty three, but I'm play in inclood situations urges their handball off the. So, do you think that like his ownership, going to get mad at nathaniel hackett for like wasting their money. No, I think he's going to. I think, every coach that Russell Wilson has like. Oh, we should maybe throw the. We should run the ball a little bit here. That's probably better,
just because they hate him yeah, maybe the coaches, hey Russell coaches, hey Russell Wilson too, so they won't. Let him throw the ball yeah yeah got it yeah I mean he's, got a chance to throw it and last thing about the titans and raiders. I know this sounds crazy because we still gotta to talk about the jags who look great the titans plus two sixteen when they fc south right now. Like that, I don't if the titans are good, but it's mike rape- and you never know. You know what I mean. They'll win. Some of these games they're not far off right and they'll. Just when some of these games and they'll hang around and they'll hang around and they'll definitely have one of those like. You can look at the titans schedule and you can probably pick out like what game will they just shock everyone and every boy? Should we start taking the titans for real look november six at the chiefs boom? we've gone on november. Seventeenth against the packers yep one of those, though, when one of those two game, maybe at the eagles yeah and everyone's like oh shit, now either he is harmless.
Why are you know? I think those are going to have a perfect susan? Twenty? perfect season, philadelphia! Congratulations! Now you can resize. You want to talk about the eagles. No, I'm just saying grease up the lamp polls right now in advance. I think that you guys got this alright, let's do next game. Bengals jets have the bengals the big loser most heavily back. While they play the jets well Joe flak, oh again went out there. I think he attempted fifty two passes this time. He's leading league attempt with a hundred and fifty five attempts in three games varies. That's get into higher amusing of bears its ups. That's torture, edison, saying as torture for Joe flack over they're trying to kill the manner as you know, that he's actually throne for two hundred plus yards for the first time in four consecutive games for the first time in his career yeah, that's crazy,
yeah, like those speaking at the right time, yeah he's betting on himself again back up the truck he was I was. I was going to make a take during the eagles commanders discussion. The Carson whence leads the league in throws where there's no ball on his hand, I think you're fucked us near he gets stripped and he just keeps on go with emotions. I What the fuck? He he was getting stripped left and right. I think I think Carson wentz leads the league in, like accidentally backwards thrown passes yeah that too. Yes, Sir Joseph, Go he is on pace right now for the most attempts of all time in a season if he keeps us up probably won't, because my guess is probably possess wilson back and I think he's already possibly going yeah, so I thought I saw it as some people are wondering that allowed not zack wheel it will be. The quarterback moving forward from this point on your chats, yes billy, knock great yet often serve, was look too good, but bangles had a really a defence. The benghazi
Great defense. They also like Joe burrow, did exactly what you need to do. If you're in one two team with zero expectations, he came out and was just on fire in the first quarter, he threw. I think it was like one hundred and thirty yards two touchdowns, and that was kind of all she wrote they are actually that's all they needed. They obviously scored more. But that is all they did neat with the offense, not scoring a touchdown holding the bengals at twice. points is kind of a winner, my boy you I'd take holding on to twenty. Some I mean, if you think, of the office of breakdown, of how much orphans the bangles could play right points we kept them to a guy he's got take. The small douglas fir plays once per play. What about which not metric? I wonder what about big w for you earlier this week when when, when you're guided, see man tromp said, did he called roberts uppsala and said you are better? vince somebody yeah. I mean I was you know that was usually tower, next, how yeah as back? Yes,
better than vince lombardies better than that, it is already never did that. Now we have a beat them rounds down. Thirty nine minutes. Some people would say that that had something to do with affected woody johnson is the owner of the new york jets, who is also like his biggest contribute, to the point where he was named. Ambassador ireland know I'm telling you sing it seriously. There is absolutely no evidence that I set out as well amazing the jets witch hunt direction there going I mean zack, I mean we can put all these games in the end, the rearing here we got her win against the browns. Flacco got one. So it's now Zach Wilson's going to step into the driver seat and we're going to have an amazing rest of the season he guys got next. Let me check, I think we have things a home game, here's my problem with robert sala and I still can't I dunno what his name actually is because Billy's work, my brain pittsburgh at pittsburgh.
I came yeah his head is too shiny. Did you see in his press conference like it's? It's way too shy. I think he should get a pay. I think that would change the mojo of this input, upon his head. Yet as an option and we're hat- I don't know, but he was he's got a shiny s head and his team sticks. Look our chinese headlongs piety, look, I would almost you're seeing eye I've seen look at present on its. I think. That's I think done dirty by the lighting staff. That's shiny, I think the legs, if they should, they should maybe add, like a little green tint to it, to enhance the jets flavor to the entire room, because that
there, that's just a spotlight shining directly onto the man's head. Yeah quinton williams got into it with the defensive line coach on the sideline yup. It turns out after the touchdown catch by t Higgins, I think they rushed eight guys and Quinn Williams thought he could do with four and then they didn't rush, eight guys for the rest of the game. So he got his point across. Let me guess that was just iron sharpens iron exact, guys, arguing here's another spends on for you. The jets kind of dropped. Two touchdown passes today, yeah yeah, so they could have had sixteen more points, yeah and then guess what that's w yeah. Exactly that's true. Marco played good enough to win this game. The the bengals I this is why we were talking them up on Friday. They only gave up two sacks because the jets don't have Micah persons or tj watt. I don't know dorsey. That will be very important because that's the game like if the bengals win-
game that, unlike ok, feels like they ve got things back on track. I fully expect him to win this game, which did you deserve credit for winning the way they did points being killed, listen thursday night, I think he's gonna be another points, first very excited to herself tyler boyd had another great came to him. I didn't I think they might have the best receiving corps in the nfl. Boyd Higgins, to chase as their top three that's pretty good yeah. I'm trying to think I'm because we always we socket whenever we do this spot like rank on democracy, psmith age, a brown there's still ok, but that's loses light in german mac. Once only go, lock in squares wagons huge or about the charges when holly, one or other of unhealthy yeah. It's often stand yet. I reckon german want or thing where
That is why I would urge polymers been good. Who cares? It doesn't really matter, not one who's, a third on the dolphins. Are you get thrown any name? It's you have terror jail in water, I'd say one one. Through three top to bottom, average lee, I would say the bangles or other yeah probably would take the dolphins up. That's probably the bengal somewhat top heavy dolphins and elect. I saw some people? I don't know how much stocked put in this, because I think can jack brought this up, but he said that there was a discourse bears, and I hate discourses There was a discourse about whether or not the bengals screwed up by drafting jamar chase, instead of soul after the first two games of the season, when Joe Flacco or winner Joe burrow, was getting hit, left and right. I just like to say for the record the the cincinnati bangles, got to the superbowl last year in large part because they did draft marches. That's about his big ahead, as you can have.
So I'm going to say I'm going to do a redraft real, quick in my brain yup. They made the right decision by drafting jamar, chase, yeah, yeah, I'd, agree and okay, I'm just making sure cause this is. These are the these are the ah discussions. We have that always people like what the fuck Cedric wilson would be. The third for the dolphins he's pretty good and and then we should also throw in the fact that Michael evans, chris Godwin and Julio jones, when healthy, when how well dance, has Julio Jones even played yet, but we want as a player, he like me like seventy yards estimated sick catch, so yeah there's some good does their deftly in their there either one or two depending on you know, I'm hearing that we act is literally googled it tier one elite on pro football focus ever heard of it number one cincinnati, bengals, yeah yeah, so yeah they are. I just know we always do that we always from your? We always we always thought that up in everyone's, like two dogs, you no mention this teams are nowhere. Sue it's one of the morning we're just listing shit,
tal loki high, the raiders have a pretty good receiving clear to run, fro devonshire atoms, and then yes, you can't kathy If the guy to Marcus Robinson to Sean jackson at Collins know mack hollins, but is democracy robinson on the readers? He forgot that I'm very happy with myself. Okay, is he? Is he ravens ravens shit? Was he on the readers know the un chief straight to the ravens? He did yeah think so! Dammit, oh wait! Yes, he went on the raiders for a minute who's ever second yeah. He was on the rams for a minute and then he got traded right. Okay. This has been talking wide receivers for no reason on pardon my take one. Am let's go to the next game?
yeah. He was always released august, sixteenth, twenty twenty two by the raiders, so maybe not good in the trio when they release, though okay, our next up panthers saints panthers. Twenty two saints fourteen panthers get their first win of the season. They are often still stinks. Their defense looked awesome. I'm worried about Jamis, also matt rule and you're on the hot seat. Officially, because David Tepper had Ian rapoport make an announcement forum before the games on sunday, I love the the insider making the announcement cause. They need something to talk about on all these pregame shows. Ah, and he said he and rapport report. The david tapir owner of the panthers plans to be patient with matt rule. That is the most red flag, your fuck dude yap planning of Malta. Yet that means you're, via media players, you're done. It is here that the panthers, though, do have one of the most impressive streaks and sports going right now,
they haven't allotted touchdown on the opening drive and twenty games. I believe that's all I guess in nfl history, that's huge as crazy, so make sure to live bet right after kickoff. Why aren't we by the way we talked about on friday, that the seventeen points? Why aren't we just parlaying every single week, the panthers and the other teams team total under and then just doing the reverse. Yes, it's unbelievable guy would hit every time right. Yeah bad trend for Good friend James is that he has five interceptions in his last two fourth quarters he's got broken back for broken backs, but he who does not look good. His at all events, looks back. His broken back is four times worse than to us yeah. It's it's it's a cause for concern. I dont really the saints, and it feels like one of those situations where other differences really good and
The defenses at some point, you'd be like what the fuck are. We doing this for, because our offense sucks there yeah the offense, isn't even well. I James' going to get better he's going to get better because oh begat. He has not even yet begun to train once is trainer gets back with him. I'm sure that's what's been happening for like last time, His trainer hasn't had time to train james because he's just been coming up with a crazy spoken exercises to heal for broken backward raise heard of her. So he's gonna come out here with some shit that you haven't seen since, like the ancient egyptians he's gonna have like. pit. Viper asp biting miss and is throwing arm tried likes, some of the numbing agents up into his nerve. that's crazy! Shit, ready and everything will be fine. I will name will be good. I wouldn't be shocked if trainer just such training jamis, like he's an actual paralyzed person like you, you actually see jamie doing videos where he's in like one of them
slings on the treadmill, trying to learn how to walk again he's holding with the aim of railway achieves like dude. I actually know how to walk like imo. I've been playing in these games ignore this is how we have to train now. Yeah, it's just teaching them how to walk again. So we can fully what they'll have james wearing, where those halos his head with a connector things to his shoulder. Right and then he'll just walk on the future. We take that often play football and then back on, they probably even have him putting that thing on like on the sidelines when their team is on defense. It's bad, though, for the for the for the saints and also shut up matt rule. He said afterwards. The plan today was on defense was to let it rip and they blitzed the fuck out of them, and their defense won that game, because baker was still not great. No base. Recovery was chris recap, let's say there's some say something nice about the panthers what what turns on the screen and Chris Mccaffrey was just running free down the field. Yeah I mean he's still very good when he's healthy and then beggar, I think, would have had. I want to see what had like eighty yards
passing total today, if it wasn't for le viscous sooner yeah. I think he you, however, Otto leviticus tional, had that one nice. It was almost like a screen. They broke down the field for Seventy yard. Yes, and that was the difference in the game right there that, along with the defence of I think, created couple turnovers. But yet I stay court. They got a scoop score, but they want a very boring football game and sometimes some I almost feel like the players lose focus during born football games, because they get bored too, that the panthers today got less then the saints did and they won the game. Yes, that's exactly right, so I dunno who the saints play next, who they play, who who's? Next, let's do a quick whose line is it anyway? because our london game, although you wonder where were taken up again sightings, neither damn vikings way now is this? Is this an awesome, kurt cousins game because he's gonna have sophie. People want is early. In the morning I would say vikings
One is four and a half it's like the opposite of prime time. For them, it is vikings months, three ooh, I kind of liked it like I do too we might. I just gave you my advanced analytics. I have him winning by four and a half. It's a one and a half point edge. I like the fact that it's in england, it's it's way before anybody's awake here in the united wander, is forty four and a half okay yeah. I like that too saints defense is good, their offense fucking sucks. Ah, ok before we get the last four afternoon, sleep games, ps. You got a couple words from our sponsors. Yes, I do. I won't talk to you guys about upside upside upside upside from cringing at the pump to getting an eye popping check at your favorite restaurant inflation is hitting us all where it hurts and it really hurts that's. Why
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that, if urban introduces them everyone's going to absolutely. Thank god that trevor lawrence took over the mic and they don't have to listen to urban meyer talk anymore. Yes, that would be a nice way to do it. I do think that urban Meyer may be distilled his or instilled his winning spirit and his fight into trevor. We shouldn't discount what he's taught and no he just like you can't this is as bad as it will paw. I think that everything will be easy. I think we need to give urban meyer credit for what he did. Teach trevor in the brief period. He taught him so well in the first, what eight weeks that he was in town, that there was no need for him to finish at the first season he already passed along of lessons to allow me to say right now towards this guy, so I say. I would like to apologise to get your very wrong. I would like to images to him and now you've said things by travellers. Do what I always use, not as a state, not heed the boy. Yes stuck in the past. Today he looked. You look very, very good, but he's been good this season.
He's been good the season outside of the first game of the seas and where he had some some had scratches coupled toys here, but he was only thrown one pick this year he had some head scratchers from dois missed open guys in the field, but I do think his he's obviously was very, very good today and I think not just the
at the jaguars are good. Yeah like the team around them, I think, is. I think the jaguars might be good. Not. I think they are good and doug peterson deserves a lot of credit, and I know the chargers were very banged up. I still don't know what is Sally was doing having justin herbert out there when they were down twenty eight and with like five minutes left. They lost both in the game for Sean slater. I hope doesn't have a torn bicep, but he had a bicep injury and he's one of the best left tackles in the game. So the charges were decimated, but I don't think it matters. The jaguars were the better team from the beginning of this game. To the end it was never even close and yeah. I think trevor Lawrence, like his numbers this year he six touchdowns one interception, seventy percent completion percentage, seven hundred and seventy two yards he's good and the wilds that Jake we talked about a friday trevor.
orange and paint manning both started. Oh nine, on the road in their career. They both one their tenth road game. We three against the charter's why that is while that is while also this is crazy. The jaguars had lost eighty straight games on the road right before tonight. Us so long that's a long time, and then I think the one that we talked about was they were something like three and fourteen or three and seventeen and on the west coast yup in there like last twenty games. So I I do think that the jaguars are good because they in all facets of the game. Look competent today, yeah, which is where do you usually expect them to do some of shoot themselves and foot? They look really really good. Today, often stephen special, and yet devenant voiced their twenty seventh pick this year at an interception he's been all over the place, Josh out the other Josh Alan. He actually. Second, in the lee great now in josh islands, in cubey, pretty josh islands, but also cubey pressures like he's he's. The real deal
the jaguars are good give jaguars. I want the jaguars too, to win the abc south, so bad to be so far- and I watched overlords to be good and I want he actually is a good good sign to pillage zack Wilson myself, just in fields hank even mac jones, like travellers, doesn't have doubtless talent around him. You remain offensively, ike he's got ginger opposite is nice. They they aggression, if they did get some receivers yeah, but it's not. You wouldn't say that it's like set up like two has got it set up or jalen hurts got it set up and he he looks good yeah. I think, for the most part they spent they overspent on. Why receivers this off season right, but for reason, because if just wanted to. Let trevor know that their trying, which in the past, you can always say that with the jaguars that they're like making agafea effort yet to make europe, quarterbacks life easier and so just having that that probably hopeful about also Doug petersen, whose slowly changing intellect floor to santa claus.
his hair is getting wider. Can than heavier. You get more son and here- and there he's done a great job- would travel out dancing Well, he might be a good cause. The entire reason they brought him in basically was to say we have. We have a guy that is going to be just focused on her on improving our quarterback and will count on some other people to improve the rest of the team. Yes, as long as you can make sure that our highly touted like can't miss quarterback actually isn't miss, then the rest will take care of itself yeah, and I know that we may be we're overreacting, because it's week three, but I yeah turns out the the guy who lost like twice in all of call. His entire college career might be good at quarterbacking yup. He might be good. I I think I am going to say he's good and I think the the jaguars are going up my power rankings. They I think they were frisky. I think there they might. I might just make him good
I think they're, probably good. I think they might just be good. What about goodish? That's, probably okay! You dont know if they're gonna have high key loki good I actually think that they are heikki loki, good yeah. They might be. I mean they're, going to see their schedule. I want to get excited for the jaguars, I'm excited for the jaguars, because that this fan guess torch together with they say last we all lose on sunday. Sorry, ok! So you do not want him in the world. other planet of their way? That's a loss, what, if they went in with this a fuck, your mental game. peters and yes, absolutely. Did you think that that trevor lords adjusts excited to be around a normal human being as this code for the first time in my life jihad urban and then he had dab o before that. Yeah he's got a guy who we want to have a beer with yeah he's got a guy one
I would never have a beer with him and dabba and the other guy would have a beer and then try to finger fuck. Everyone at the bar yeah doug peterson will just fucking have a beer with you, that's nice and all rights they played the eagles, but then they have texans colts giants. Broncos I, the jaguars we could be sydney and jaguars can be like six in two, maybe the jaguars are right. Now, as it stands in seoul possession of first place right, pine, the jaguars I'm hype and the jaguars jaguars vance. This is you ve been waiting for this moment for a very long time. I mean, I guess, only five years since the boat, but are it's been a it's been a lot of bad football, a lot of really bad football, and now you have hope, there's nothing better than the hope and they have legitimate hope. The bills eagles infrastructure question that we had last week, you could substitute jack Will fans in their pretty easily as long as you say like? If I don't think that our nations drug dealers are ready for the jacksonville jaguars fancy
So the german or meth manufacturing process is not up to speedier. Yet jaguars fan base wouldn't put the same stress in terms of quantity on phoenix, but they would stress it like per person, a saint boys, like the bills me. Yet if it's gonna be a dry winter, I don't think that you have enough water to handle all the fireworks explosive. Yet like like ten thousand hard core jaguars fans does equal like a hundred thousand eagles. Yes, cosette some real hard core shit yet, but you have to be. You have to be fought and had to be a hard core jaguars. I gotta are going to bring back the lady. That was, I don't know some nuke come in steel, the show all time man on the street interview you think she's alive. Oh yeah, she's, she's, gotta, well, she's never might be living at trevor is how he's probably never gonna die, yeah she's she's, all it and then the chargers, I
It feels like another, just classic chargers season, I'm hoping that they, you know everyone gets healthy because they are the team that every year it feels like if everyone was healthy, they'd be the best team in the world, but there were shots later. Injury definitely scares me because he's that good and herbert again I don't know why he was in the game late in the fourth and could you would you be surprised if the chargers end up like nine and eight and just have to battle injuries? The whole time runs like man. You know who you know: it'd be great if they made the playoffs charge, that'd be kind of refreshing. Honestly, it's nice to have our stereotypes come up
percent. True he did say just Herbert did say to his coach that he wants to be out there battling with his guys at the inn and now ill. Now, that's great! I'm glad that he said that, but then brands daily also, I think, as head coach, has the authority to be ok, we're gonna aspect. I don't want you to get her if your quarterback is a hundred percent healthy, you still don't have a mere thirty eight to ten with five minutes left yeah, you don't you you have the that didn't ya doin, the packers pole, aaron rodgers against the vikings at the end to join love came in and I mean it was like total garbage sounds like a minute to have left, but still the game is over. You just have chased. That's what chase Daniel is therefore look to chase Daniel justice and let him go five for five on dump offs, so he can get another fifteen million next year, yeah, it's like. If you have, if you have a ferrari and you drive it every day and it's awesome and it's sweet and everybody loves it, and then
one day of the year. It snows like twenty four inches, and you also got a chevy silver- I know and you're like no. You know what I'm gonna take the ferrari out, because it's so fast and cool yeah, and it's like no. This is the This is the reason why you got. The progress is exactly ok: jaguars pumped pump for jaguars vance shadow chaps, our guy rams cardinals rams twenty cardinals, twelve kind of a boring game because it felt like the rams, one that I know it. This isn't true, but it felt like they won the game in the first quarter they came out to a hot start, and then it was just defence, the whole game. They they may kept the cardinals out the red zone kyler after the game said you ve gotta. You ve gotta be awake. If you're playing with me, basically not calling out his receivers put a little bit, I would say it's not not clear right. Nobody, its calling him out and sham egregious owns cliff kings were now show mc phase it very clearly a smarter individuals and cliff king.
is errand down, had one of the most frequently athletic place ever seen when he was chasing after collar murray and like full extension dove, basically grabbed one of his shoelaces and kyler murray fall down as he was trying to throw the ball away, and then as arundel is like still in the process of dive into the ground and falling down. he sees collar murray through the ball away as he's falling down, and he calls for him to be called down for a sack he was like you. He put his head as he was like horizontal in the air being his knees down. It was one of the most frequently Let it things in one of the only things like errand down could do and nobody else in the world in color. I also had a do. You see the other play where he just made a strict business decision. That was very funny where air down just blew up the whole line, and it was like split second in common. just through it. As far as you cut down the failure at school, I say fuck, this, that's a classic eli paid manning guy were like one guy gets
and defense, and you just throw the ball immediately- is the granddaughter I'm not doing that. I said enough was very relatable moment for calmer. I think you should you should have done yeah. I think that aaron Donald could make Carla murray explode. If you hit him full speed, yeah and carter's defense looked ok, they did shut down the the rams like after you know, cooper kupp had a big run for touchdown. Cam akers had a, I think, a touchdown in the third quarter, but I guess I would if I were scared like once the Andrey Hopkins comes back. Maybe we'll be good yeah. I guess he is like they are different, often with him. He does everything when I'm watching these games. I just keep things myself. We're gonna get hard knocks about this. At some point. The future cassiar doing the in season hard knocks yeah knows so. He gets a review All these games a little bit later, this guy,
is going to be. One I'll have no interest in why? Because it was a boring game and- and I was actually I think it was trent dilfer was on her solo- show our good friend ryan, and he made a point. That's like god. Damn I wish I was. I knew as much football as trent dilfer cause. He knows ten thousand times more football than us, but he was like the problem without deandre it is like you, love hollywood brown because he's so fast, but he can't block for shit and deandre hopkins can block everyone and, like you, can't call half your plays because Deandre, how like not just the the receiver deandre hopkins, but the fact that he will block everyone on the field and you can run so many different plays with him in so many different looks so yeah. I guess that would be at cardinals once the audrey Hopkins You come back weak seven. He I think it was. I think six came suspension, so we can tread water You can maybe you know dick. I could see the cardinals making a little bit annoying because it's it's not just is
the entire arizona. Cardinals often feels like its built around the fact that they ve got all short kings. Then they have the honorary hopkins as the asker. Yet I ve got hollywood brown at receiver. They ve got more. Both those guys, I think, are like five, nine, nothing more like five, seven, very strongest shit, but they're, not they're. Not are opening up holes and then obviously calamari short guy. There, not a physical team. They've got Andy isabella, another small guy, yup they're, all small. They just assembled a team of small guys ever under morals and yet right. Yeah he's a guy that squats like six hundred pounds, a river debts, their entire He is a symbol of short kings, but you need one big dude around you to make yourself not get your ass kicked out. Where we have to be able to have one guy. That's debo, that's like, send you in there and who is gonna. Take care of my heart reform unlucky, their schedule. They could hear
We go to in one in their next three and and tread water. They have. They have a loss and they're, obviously till the eagles. Just looking at every schedules, like all the eagles plan now, but they play the panthers eagles and seahawks they could that that should be two and one that should be, although I feel like kyler murray playing in carolina as can be a weird game, some weird just the vibes yeah, just the vibes are often that one, I dunno, maybe it's because the din, the cardinals wasn't that curve, no you're failings alone through, like five interceptions against him, like a left handed one, you mean the end of each. Have you might be thinking of of the cairo Where was kyle inverse kyler murray yeah,
kyle Alan big collar murray and took the yarn became kyler. This is this is when, when we get our true like we watch too much football that you go weird vibes off of just old games, you watched at one point out o the panthers killed the cardinals in the annex ii championship game. That was so that was part of a part of it, the katya, so the panthers killed the cardinals nancy jibs game with cameroon when they went to the superior. I think there was a game recently where the panthers beat the shit out of the car and a game where they were heavy underdogs because newton was out, and I think, whoever newtons primary backup was also out yes,
kyle out. Okay, see this is my brain really working overtime. I was right, it was all in the divisional playoff game in two thousand and nine was the cardinals versus Jake Delhomme. The panthers and Jake Delhomme threw five interceptions. Okay, so they're weird vibes, weird vibes in that game. Just weird vibes, okay, wrap it up. We got two more games, falcons seahawks, chandler guy, Arthur smith. We bullied in with it. We bullied him into throwing two carpets any through to kyle pits and drake a year and drake london who could be offensive. Rookie of the year has been awesome, but Kyle pitts had eight targets: five catches for eighty seven yards. It was right out the gate like their boom deep shot to carpets. We
led him and it worked and here's another here's a stupid stat. That means absolutely nothing but the falcons our foreign o, one cow pits has over eighty arts catching know that make sense yeah. It makes any I wouldn't mind. If I were the smith, I would just do screen dump off to em like as many times I possibly could start the game to get eighty arts and billing art. Now we win the game. Ok began I've gotta funds that are actually more of a treaty question for you. Ok ran for trivia, yeah, ok, who is the second leading rusher in the nfl. It's definitely quarter past quarter real powder. He was awesome. He is the second leading rusher in the nfl right now. It's all he is when it would award did we decide to given last year the person that we like watching play football, the most yeah in the usa, gordo patterson keeps it up. What is it a hundred Seventy two, your say something like that. I was crazy, is dominant, just absolute beast. I think
I will always like watching a tall running back who's good at running the football. Yes, when, when you get a good tall running back out there, it's just it's the dudes physically imposing and he can change directions and he's fucking tough as shit yeah. He would he's awesome. Their offense is awesome. Their defense, probably sucks and gino gino kinda cooked for a little bit until the end of the game when he took a terrible sack and then threw an interception, but I think the seahawks are going to put them in the firm like we're going to keep thinking the seahawks. Aren't that bad because we watch them Monday night. Football beat the broncos, but they are that bad they're, bad they're, pretty bad. They might not their booty. They might not be favoured in more than a handful of game, they're bursting their booty and yeah I mean look. They were they were. It was a pick em to a windless falcon. I actually think that they're dog shit, yeah yeah
No, they they're they're bad, but it is funny how the perception, just because that Monday night game will carry it for a little bit. We're like, oh, the seahawks, are kind of frisky. No, not that they're bad at the lions. I, like the lions loss at the saints loss cardinals at home loss. Weird shit might happen. Some fuck shit might happen. because it's yeah it's going to be it's going to be the the four o'clock game the afternoon game on fire, the one that's probably not on t v that much because it's going to suck that one's gonna be close but still loss, yeah, yeah, so a dud for the-
arkansas, I will say: DK had a catch that reminds you of exactly why DK metcalf is getting paid so much money he's. I think he was covered by two and a half people for most of the play and the the ball was thrown just directly into the middle of all three of them. He just jumped up, went completely horizontal about seven feet above the ground and then caught it easily with three other guys trying to get it from it's. Like okay he's a b, I get it he's a he's. A monster yet his okay and fake anybody out on the last game or the robot game use promo code. Take for twenty percent off your first purchase r h, o b, a c k, dot com, promo code, take a huge announcement for rollback. They have performance joggers and are amazing. It is jogger season, I'm wearing them right now. Ah, the performance joggers from row back make sure to get yourself. A joggers choose ips, polos hoodies everything
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take for the last couple of seasons. They give the quarterback way too much time after the play. Clock goes to zero yeah and every time that it happens, and it happened a couple of times a day to Tom Brady, especially uk, hang everytime. It happens. The clay clauses or someone says, bless you, but I'm good. I I that's better. Are you okay, those violent sneeze? They can try yeah. I know some bless. You bless. You bless! You! God bless you. So the play clock goes to zero and Tom Brady snaps. I like a full half second after it's now or after the play clocks, for example, and then you have always it's my prayer gets on the line and he's like yeah they're training. Actually the way that they look and monitor the play. He typically gives the quarterback little grace period. I know you, Don't like tie goes to the runner. No, that's not what it should be, the the you're either out or you're saying, but it's not the tigers, to the run you're saying that if the runner hits the base like just a half can, after the ball rice into the glove, then the runners safe, it's bullshit,
and it's always like my prayers saying to america. Leg completely. Sympathy for the referee, and saying. No. This is odd. That's just how it's understood that we give them that that leniency stop doing it yeah. You should call there's a clock. There called the way that the clock reads for a reason, and they are they that delay of game. They actually did get a delay of game on the two point: conversion at the end, which backed them up and they ended up not converting on that, pointed version, but on that one it was because he spent so much time. celebrating the touchdown and they realize the clock starts the tube. Version read like immediately yeah guess: you'll have to like it's easier for getting feel go unit on the team are feel to kick the extra point. when you have to line back up again little bit harder, but that's the Tom Brady you probably know by now. So then, I'm thinking has has the game past
I'm ready by I I'm I'm in the camp of the boxer, still very good and if they have even one of their three receivers back there'll be fine. Mike Evans, Chris godwin julio Jones all didn't play today, and it was funny watching. In the beginning of the game, there was like a a little slant that Tom Brady hit. Cole beasley and greg olson was like Tom Brady told us before the game that it feels like he's, been playing with cole beasley for the last twenty years like yeah, because he acts like yeah
Cole beasley is we. We talked to her on friday. He is the the the doggie found on the highway and the knows how to work with a dog he's the adopted version right of of julian edelman right. So I think the bucks will be fine, but I am officially nervous about the packers because their defense is legit and I was looking at their schedule and I'm even more nervous because it feels like they have a four game stretch here, where they're going to just get to figure shit out off offensively they're playing the patriots, the giants, the patriots giants, jets all at home and then at commanders. They are going to have like a full month where they're like oh, the fucking Erin Andrews, is going to sit down with with with aaron rodgers in like mid october and be like why? Why are you clicking so well with this team because they played Teams- and they figured it out another good, but is
it can lead us down the same conversation where they're beating every team by a million points and they're not going to be able to win close games like the bills or they did when they're going to they're going to get bills fever one, but I'm say after they go through that stretch. was confident said some a little bit. I want to know what aaron rodgers was talking about after the game when he said that the scoreboard operator yeah, try operator, put something up so that the rights of us put up there and it gave him like a piece of intel. The wood at have any idea whatsoever what he was talking about, but is cheating. I I feel like we need to look I'm I'm shocked that nobody has put the pieces together and that that scoreboard is for boxer fans eyes. Only that's a fact. All we know as of now is that it's something pertained to the buccaneers offense and stopping them, and then he related to the def. It's got it okay, so he was like they're going to he's passing yeah. He saw something on the you know the the jumbotron that he told the defensive coach. Oh, you know what I'm starting to
I'm very woke on this. I think that aaron rodgers Dnc shit, I think he's just saying something just to get inside their head and he might have a solution. I think he's just making the entire thing up. This also was a game and we we sat and watch it with our good friends, Stephen shaves, a diehard box fan, and he got madam at the end. But we all knew the same thing. We we, as they were just playing field position, the entire time. It was so obvious. The bucks were going to score now, The two point: conversion- and it happened exactly how we expected up like that always happens that way so yeah. I think both those teams are very good and I'm worried, if the packers probably just saw on the jumbotron, that the clock ticked to zero on the play clock as it was before the two point, conversion yeah? He probably does I clicked it turned to zero. He was like that's gonna, be a delay game. And they call the delay game. Is I see the universe sometimes speaks? Sometimes you to dare I gotta, ok billy lets you football guy, the weak them a wrap up, real quick with whose,
the weak, good job everyone. We made something out of nothing with not a great weak three, but that's what we tell us where we get paid. Eighty five thousand dollars and board apes every single upsurge. In: u s the best part about it. We have so much body are in the office. We can treat the whole time ass a journey right now, tat body armor this season. You know your favorite players are hydrated with body armor sports drink on and off the field body armor sports drink more than a sport string body armor sport shrink is the choice for hardworking hydrogen is potassium pact. Electrolux antioxidants, be vitamins, plus no artificial sweeteners, flavors in dies today able for purchase in store and on amazon. Now, ok, here's our football guys. So last week we had the aptly apple lesion state appellation, appalachia footballs coaches day, one with their mouths traps and they had a pretty tough loss. This week I went
Why would happen or will you tell us called it? Why would happen? Hank called it is a let down. Second half it was twenty three weeks, it wasn't just a say: appalachian state had like ten good minutes in this game. Besides that it was an ass kicking by jame. U, twenty, eight three. We called it during the game we said is most dangerously in football. Sure enough. Jamie comes back, and the discussion is happening, believe it or not, bout? Whether jamie should be rang through the top twenty five. I think they got it seven votes, so eleven people out there having the discussion twelve. If you include part of my take the game. You should be ranks as pretty incredible, but unless it be states were better than
as you were better than notre dame who would have thought. So I think this may be the ah. The first winner who'd be appropriate to send them a nail in a football okay. I may get that going. Maybe some part, my cheese, steaks yeah like it yet they're calling me so I were so yeah. Congratulations. First nominee for this week is the twenty one year old nuclear terrace from Utah y'all talked about last week of you in here a twenty one year old utah student was arrested after she threatened to detonate a nuclear reactor, those located on campus. If you died last to san diego state, well, didn't happen. She posted on yik yak and was arrested but love the dedication yeah football gao. I like yeah our second nominee this week is baylor coach, Dave Aranda, who is slapping people's asses on the sidelines sky stuff, just guys being dudes slapping asses is pretty aggressive, is getting hyped for the game loved the vibe. Yes, our third nominee is KEN dorsey. We talked about him earlier, went nuts from the booth after
a pretty bad ending to a game. Any smashed up is a tablet yup. So I have a personal theory that if the tablets were apple products, they wouldn't get smashed so much on the sidelines in the booth, because I think that has a little more of like a a value component. Yeah I mean you remember when Jay Cutler called it like knockoff ipads, yeah, yeah right after microsoft paid like
one hundred million dollars to sponsor the tablets on the side of the field. I like, I think, since they're so expendable. They just think they can break through our fourth nominee is Trey benson running back from Florida state. This is a typical tradition. They do one player at the end of the game after wind gets to break up a rock with the other opposing teams and see a symbol on it. This time, who's, Boston, college and tre bets in the locker room after the win went nuts on this rock and just smashed to smithereens with a giant sledgehammer love, it very cool, la vogue. I move and up this week because a lot of the nominees aren't as good as some other weeks. I brought back throwback football guy, the oh so this week, twenty seven years ago, this is actually pretty close. Pic cap, probably references very well a bears fan jumped into his packers against the packers. After a field goal was kicked between the uprights and he jumped up crazy high way to grab a football out of the air.
Laying on two feet? It was a completion and it was a pretty athletic park. Horace play that you know he was interviewed on the sideline in the guy's name was MIKE penn taz ease and pretty good football guy, and he is a fantastic moment. We are way way back in the day eddie and I think white sox dave, and I interviewed him for a podcast, like maybe eight or nine years ago. What great dude is a psycho play on part because he could have been. He probably should have been seriously injured, but he fucking nailed yeah. You talk about total bees operation being win success being when preparation meets opportunity that dude his moment and he grabbed it by the balls, he arrested and he's been living off it ever since, and he should be very, very cool. Only only problem with that moment was like imagine. If that happened today would be like super viral. It was viral for then, but like super supervised, so I I think that if it happened today, they would have like dug into his background, the media. That's true milk milkshake.
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In his matters he had an electric, a walk in put on the eighteenth green on friday to win his match and the usa dominated and won the presence of max's and on the ryder cup we write riot in a travesty of justice. He was awesome. He also didn't really. The only the only critique I'll have max's play great golf as they did not plan beforehand, whether they're doing like chest bumps or hugs, because it was Joseph, it was total war.
golf nerd celebration where everyone was on a different page. I I did notice that at one point I think it was on a friday. He hit a putt and he did. He started doing the the walk away like a foot or two before the ball went into the cup yup that was sick. Yeah he'd have the adage that there's there's a clip going around that a tiger one similar where it makes it look they're, not deep, fake internet sites like he walks it in, and he just turns around before the pot even drops he's going to start doing that for real yeah. That's that's a big baller, stuff yeah. I think he first needs to yeah. If you, if, if max homa, does that in a major, and it actually works. I think we can say that that's the coolest moment golf history up if he walks, if he walks away from a pot when it's would you say more than five feet, five feet or further from the hall, and it goes in like yes, he is now your golden golf got yup yeah the debate video. He basically hits it and then turns around. Ah ok, good who's, bad thanks,
reach up act like you, I ve my, whose back in a week is a land of more set sublime. The luminaries Dave matthews, cindy locker Jimmy world and pop punk nice curs, oceans, calling music vessel is on Saturday papa. We ve been asked to play basically in, like every band that I listened to when I was twelve to sixteen years old. I still listen luminaries there yeah, so it is. Actually. This is perfect for lumineers Tommy the with their the hot. I always just pot. I just hit luman ears of october and fuckin, let it run yeah all I really want out this week and it should be funds the oceans calling music festival. What's in ocean city, so I come out of the festival, if not to see us and papa. It's me rhone robbie. nike in and nick and we're going to have a great time we're going to play some songs that you guys all know and love hopefully, and we're just going to party your dicks off
I'm just mostly excited about the possibility of meeting sublime when I'm there yeah. That's, because I get that if you had told twelve year old me you're going to meet sublime and boomer all in one calendar year. I think I would say like okay, I I'll I'll accept that I'll accept that for my life I don't want to be a Debbie downer here, I'm not too well versed on my rock and roll history, but. Isn't like one of your broadly bravely died in eighteen. Ninety six time ago, heroin overdose before even very famous breaking news. Yeah, what you say meet sublime all of you ben my bad guy Eric Wilson still around. So I thought I cannot. the main guy that you governs govern sublime is has has been dead for a very long time they got it. I never even knew he was alive until I found out tat. He was dead. That's how dead he's been taxed. Thank saying, Kirk, Cobain yeah
It should be there and I have one that's the way I was. I was yeah. No, that's fine. Now just take the win compared to playing with one as what one am it's one am yeah. It is one am alright, my who's back. This one sucks are rip offs whatever it is. Seven hundred six. Ninety nine and seven hundred apple tv, though so, didn't really count yup, but it was. I hate, the guy. I hate the cardinals, but even like after kind of ruminating, for a little bit and being salty about it and pretending that I was asleep and tweeting through it, and I was like you know what that was fucking cool moment and that's the only nice thing I'll say about our pools and the cardinals. So that was a cool moment good for him. He did it the clean way.
and good for him, and ever and honestly to you in terms of his personal information, yup yup, exactly the high school picture of our rules is very he's: fucking, forty, but yeah, seven hundred for guys ever it's fucking crazy. So again this is it. I will never say it again. If you clip this and tweeted back me, I will block you good for our poor horse. That was a cool moment. You are now part of a very, very exclusive baseball history club who else is in that club again babe ruth barry bonds, who we recognize yes and hank aaron wow that set which rarefied air for guys. That's it all those guys and no one else, pretty fucking crazy when you think about we do recognize, barry bonds on their show he's the best baseball player of all time on this show bill. Nye who's back zach, Wilson he's officially
back in clear to play next week guns pittsburgh at pittsburgh. Again we can win and spare long time coming, no mike. Why does this breaking news he's efficiently, leered, yes I'll say after in the press conference held out of its breaking breaking news. I I was that we had a first year. We had first good job. How are you you get you broke loose? Take credit. Do I am take credit yeah? You broke the phone. whose if anyone else tried to say they broke the news on sunday, people warlike ian rapoport like breaking news. Zack Wilson is starting tonight neuro if football had at one am monday morning. Yeah facts, you better hope he plays. I know I know your reputation is on the line I know, and SAM ehlinger isn't for me was was the ice charge he was on. He was inactive today, but he eat, but he's belarus
what they want. Yeah samuel seem beat the chiefs yeah, so Billy had begrudgingly credit to Billy he'd. He did updated. Chart trevor warrants my people and said well, we, I think, a sign that we asked. The question, though, was simone. we're doing such a good job as scout team, patrick mahomes, as we true he's, probably the only quarterback in the league that could compare and and prepare his own defense for what play against Patrick looks like red backs, I think, but on the chart, is just a little dip of going down. Okay, this one yeah, It's a marathon, not jake, finishes off my, whose back is rihanna. yeah the afternoon today she will be headline superbowl, half time shelves swift is they are teased. There are rumours that taylor swift. What is going to do. It was never confirmed
and here I don't know the rumours about that. The air there were good, remind us that we have our anger or half time shall love it love it. Ok numbers could show everyone ah popham guest on Wednesday, Oh, I almost lobby was due to a cloud of reciprocal abuse during the up seventeen singer, Let me ask you, will get, will give it away something. Let me get side, I like the seventy five. Twenty six to twenty. Had you ve ever gotten all really right now. Would you guess seventy? one hundred is the first time
what's that four times on, I never remember them triple digits and when billy stole sixty nine from us, we actually wrote sixty nine on this. So if it came up, sixty nine is it Loki? Sixty nine well stole sixty nine from us. I kept it safe, just kind of holding. I kept it safe. It was Haas is a hostage exchange. Alright, we'll see everyone on Wednesday. Sharks are older than the rings of saturn love. You guys yeah, but you called the up call it hell. Yeah Pft said you were going to use that like azure yeah, we actually showed you need to know.
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