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how my take is by far stands. Sports welcome to part of my take today is Monday december. Twenty sixth week sixteen wop wop wop what took place last. Wish you a merry christmas and a force to wish you a happy new year We start in minnesota where stop me, if you ve heard this before, but the vikings played in a dramatic game, they came down to the wire

was in hand until sake want Charles barkley broke loose running to the video scoreboard before anyone could catch a damn daniel back again, with the come back as did it Daniel bellinger, that is, for the two point: conversion and its high gain late in the fourth That's where our story always ends as a new nightmare cousins brought the vikings down the field for a last second feel: go and gregg the egg Joseph said I'm involved in a criminal conspiracy, and it's called the vikings being twelve in three, the vikings twenty seven giants. Twenty four we go over to kansas city were touching to my dear friend chiefs, a holiday coat peak. says he's always asking people iron overtly loose change, patrick The whole homes said albert If that pile on doesn't look like little orange chimney and slid right into it and speak. of jolly fact guys in a red suit, and you

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inducing, but it's just the two of us we're going to break down week, sixteen a great week and weekend of football ah and we are on zoom, so bear with us. If anything happens that acapella, though that was, I feel bad for everyone who had to listen to that it is pretty bad beget and we're not only really on zoom, but were also by coastal right now. Show your west ghost I'm east coast, theirs a bit lag time at it. I was thing we do Beastie boys next time stan and all the coroner James

winston downunder, I think I think a rap version of that might be that might be for the best next time we're remote. Yes, I agree. I agree alright, so let's hop into it, because we've got a lot to discuss and I'm excited to talk about all this football. We we weren't, we didn't watch for the first time all season we didn't watch any of the games together, which means we have the freshest takes, which is nice, ah will do it in chronological order, we'll we'll talk about the bucs cardinals, whatever garbage this game is the bucks. The bucks play the worst games of football possible. They are the inverse of the team that will start with the minnesota vikings, who played the best games of football ever so vikings, twenty seven giants, twenty four, the minnesota vikings are now twelve and three. They have a levin one score vic,

is there a lebanon, oh and one score games, that is an nfl record, every single game. They play rules ah and has dramatics one way or the other. This one with a sixty was at sixty two yarder things you also see one yard fuel. So I actually, I was thinking about this because it feels like the giants loose lotta, games on heartbreaking field goals, and true. So since two thousand eighteen, the joy have lost three games on fuel goes sixty one yards or farther, which is crazy, because I think there have been, like twelve feel good, sixty one yards farther kicked in the history of the inner fell,

so pretty. While it is wild in this game. Like the vikings had it, the giants came back. Two point: conversion sake, one barkley we did sit. Sometimes we get things right. Member we said for mount rushmore, the vikings do give up explosive runs, that's what happened for them to the giants have come back in this game. I have a couple of questions for you out of this game because you know at this point we are. It's verbal meme, just like the the mexican standoff in the office. It's me you in the end vikings fans. We just got our guns pointed each other. At all times I can't even tweet. I tweeted that the the endzone look like garbage. The endzone did look like garbage. It was confusing as fuck. They had white end zones with a little strip of purple and then the white out of bounds, and it was like you. It made no sense watching it being like what's inbounds. What's out about, I tweeted that picture vikings fans just jumped down my throat. I I respect that, though, because we are in this standoff

But I have a question for you is Kirk cousins, maybe clutch I mean her. Cousins has been objectively leave very good quarterback this year, for the most part he's like he's he's good. The vikings are good. They keep a close. He hasn't made it he's being like slightly more reckless than he was in years past, and that's why they got that new coach was essentially to like to unlock her cousins, do you know what it's like that movie she's, all that he's taken? Kirk's glasses off right now, Two months up his head a little bit once they hear, gets muscle let down dankert cousins is fully capable of fucking up the playoffs but like he's a little bit more risk taking and less risk averse than you.

It's been in the past, so I do think that he is becoming a little bit more clutch a little more clutch, so the risk taking leads me to my second point and vikings fans are probably gonna, be like what's going on right now, because these guys are just what are they doing? Why are they talking about the vikings this way they hate us? We hate them whatever. I think justin jefferson should be the mvp, the nfl okay, and I'm saying that I know it's not numbers based like Patrick mahomes, it's always a quarterback, but the the risk taking and what kirk cousins able to do there. There seems like in all these games, he's one score games the vikings getting a situation where they're like well, we just need justin jefferson to do something, fucking awesome and he will bail us out and he does it because he's so fucking good, and I honestly think if you, if you did it by like most valuable player, what would that team look like without without that player? Yeah, obviously, the chiefs will be a totally different. I think the I think the vikings have like four or five less wins without just jefferson, because he is always there for huge plays. He made the big catch to get them into field goal range. He is like it's it's essentially. Their offense, like has Kevin. O'connell, deserves a ton of credit because of what he's done to the season

and they've gone from a team that last year made all the mistakes to a team that doesn't make all the mistakes in Wednesday's close games, but justin jefferson. It really does feel like a break glass in case of emergency, just throw a ball, the justin jefferson and let him be the best wide receiver in the league and then we'll win the game yeah. So I I don't hate to take the he should be mvp. He has. He just surpassed randy mosses team record for sixty. I think randy had sixteen hundred receiving yards carter had a hundred twenty two catches season and jefferson just broke that so now he is two hundred nine yards away from Calvin Johnson's record, I think a lot of anytime anytime, a player breaks, one of the big, obviously like a quarterback, goes out their throats for the most yard in the history of the authorities and a good team is probably no one envy peace. So, let's throw that away

there, but I'm saying like a running back. If you get, if you get the single season yardage to record in a season, you should be in vp if receiver breaks Calvin Johnson's record. If you get the season record for most receiving arts, I think that you can definite make the argument that you should be in BP, especially if your team is in the plants and especially if you're win all these close games and your office has been clutch. I'm I don't have a promo that take it all. I can like that. It is also a large receiver but I also politically because yeah he's he's so good. I, like it a little bit secretly just because if the vikings having success in the play ass. We can only undermine her cousins and be like well. He just sat down

and throw it up to him any any quarterback could win with him, but some of these plays are kind of just throw it in it is Kirk deserves credit because, like you said he is taking more risk than he used to because used to take no risks, and it would just be like alright. If that's not there, I'm gonna dump it down or take a sack, but yeah. The vikings are twelve and three they play fun games. Their defense is still a very big issue. I look back because Daniel Jones threw for three hundred and thirty four yards and if you look back the vikings in the last like month and a half like just not very good, no offense indiana jones, but not very good quarterbacks. If I, if we had to like put them in the maybe not the best passers dinner jones, does stuff with his legs but Daniel just so. These are not very good quarterbacks that went off against Daniel Jones three hundred and thirty four yards mike white three hundred and sixty nine yards Matt jones, three hundred and eighty two yards and kyler murray, three hundred and twenty six yards yeah I mean their defense- has issues yeah they're there

susceptible? I was seeing some comments about the giants at their earlier today. I think it is our friend turtle offering jerry ferrara said davy the giant should build around Daniel jones and sake want in the future, because Dave earned the right based on their play. The season to be built around that's is: that's terrible way to build its such larry's way to build. It does sound he collar into the make france s issue. does this mean that leg francis the hang up on after like five seconds, but it too is point d like dale jones has kind in his own weird way, please like to the maximum of his ability under Dave, yet so tables tables everything he cannot dinner joan. Just like k, o has gotten everything that he needs at a curt cousins. Up to this point over the differences that I've Daniel Jones is like a probably a great backup, quarterback, probably like top two or three backup in the league, but I don't think I think most

if the fans would agree that, like this is a fun season, but let's not let's not go making like long term future, let's not get married to each other here. Do you know what it is? Daniel Jones is great if he wants to come back at a not expensive price and just be like alright, let's see because you know that they've played themselves, probably out of a they have played themselves out of a top draft pick so they're not going to get one of the top three quarterbacks or whatever next year, but if, if you're like hey he's played, up to a point where I don't know what the numbers would look like: fifteen million year, twenty million- I don't I don't know why. I'm not a cat biologists, but now feels like you know, hey. You deserve something and we could win games with you if we fix some other things, but don't don't go around giving dino jones like a huge contract. Also brine gables look

the goatee ain't. You just look. So awesome I I mentioned on twitter. He looks like a guy who rides and motorcycle its wings and paint takes big dumps, and some guy was like what what what's like cuba, big dance like dude? That's what guys do like a guy like brine table. He probably takes a big dump at half time. Instead of giving a speech to the team he's just like any problems like a guy look at my big dump and everyone gets fired up and goes out there. They should make an inner fell. Licence shirt formed we're on the sidelines like a harley davidson giant mixture and then on the back, says I. If you read this, the bitch fell off yeah fuck, you ever ass grasser, her. What is? It asked gasser grass, no grass votary valerie rights for forty years. He is, I don't know,

We decided like I'm just going to do the the goatee and the sweatshirt but yeah he he looks like he could be like ah Paul juniors understudy at orange, county choppers and just got yelled at all day because they didn't make like the the the front tyre big enough when it when he puts the the beanie on and then he pulls the hoodie overset. I don't think there's any coach in the nfl that looks less like a head coach than he does blends in on the sidelines you're, not he looks like a like a remedy for flee that jacket large, like setting up the equipped on the side of his doesn't he doesn't send out now. That being said, he's a fucking awesome coach, but he does I think you need so like figure out his look long term. I think this look for right now, but every coach has to have a thing like He has to say yes to figure out. If he's going to be of as regards or a cap guy long term, because the beanie and the hoodie complain

short term, but eventually you're going to have to figure out whether or not you want to rock the advisor yeah? You want people taking you seriously or not like there could be it. You could definitely see speaking of france as like, if they take a bad loss like what is this guy trying to do? Wasn't he was he shave his goatee and take off the hoodie like he has an earn that he has and earn. Looking like that, last thing I had on this game and we can segue into the next game and tj tj hawkins, on which I like to say. Hoganson, like the club, was incredible, and it's it's that second touchdown catch he made was awesome and it also just was happening at the exact same time that the lions season was was like diminishing into dust, and I don't

if they want to mullah get on that. But holy shit he's really really good and he's become such a weapon for the vikings, unlike makes them even more scary on office, and they already are very, very scary, but to have that extra element that they didn't have before is crazy. Did the other the lines of zeal for the south if he caught three touchdowns and also the lions problem, isn't an offense right now. The problem is it's on the other side of the ball, but it was on yeah. It was on sunday where you want to go to lines. Game cosette was so lions I lost the panthers win: thirty, seven lions, twenty three afterwards Dan Campbell was seen going off the field, a hum shaking steve wilks his hand and what was his exact quote and pulling it up right now. So I think he said that was it. I got an ass kicking, that's fucking great! job right in his face and they want ass. They got there asked so I mean that's another example of dang campbell being the best loser in the unifil is falling back,

into his own ways where every time he loses his he said, it does something that makes us be like foggy school. I wish I could life. I wish I could lose for that guy with but a cool guy to lose for it. I don't. I don't like the fact that he He has gone viral, so many times are the same. every time he does something like this. It's not like. He knows that the cameras right there gamble is not aware of where the cameras are. You said this, like that's just how we communicate the people he like. If you kick his ass, he'll like slap. You really on the back and say like great job. He beat the shit out of me and they did they got their ask kicked hard. They gave up to one hundred and forty yards on the ground before halftime yeah. Three hundred and twenty two total rushing yards. Forty two in it was only forty three rushes, so forty three rushes three hundred and twenty yards, three touchdowns they got the

absolutely shoved down their throat. It also jared Jared. Our our good friend Jared, slightly biased. I did have a red zone fumble. That was his first turnover in six games, which kind of tells you like where the lions are at in terms of this season and in their probably over achieving a little bit, because you need gerrard to play perfect and even one mistake can derail. The entire game obviously was more than just that mistake, but they had another nother drive that ended in the red zone, but it I don't know if it was like a combo of the lions, overlooking the panthers or just the amount of energy they've spent to cause like it's almost like in a basketball game when you're down twenty and a team comes all the way back and they can't finish the comeback. It's like. The lions have used so much energy in the last month and a half getting back to five hundred and then they get there and in there it's going to be a let down an emotional letdown at some point, especially with two nfc north games, to finish the season, but that sucked I mean it suck for like a grave for the panthers can easily win the nfc south like they are it's insane that steve Wilks he's foreign.

As an interim head coach, he probably should get the job I'm a little pissed, because if they make the playoffs my take from a month ago where I was like, I'm already call my panthers my comeback team of the year there. You can't be a comeback team. If you make the playoffs right, nobody, you are. You are like early on that. Take them too early yeah you're too early yeah yeah. It's a good possibility right now, so we no what's gonna happen in the tamper bears out again, but neither let's be honest, neither Are these teams really deserves to win this game opposite the carolina panthers, making the playoffs at six and ten would be pretty hilarious. I dunno, if that's still possible, mathematically need to. I think they need to beat the box. I think they need to beat the box, so they have to get to at least seven. It's ok. I was still yet, though it they'll be fine. I'll, be fine. Without like a seven seven ten panther seem making to play off the same donald. Are you get some people step. Now I don't know, what's going on like the guy can run, I

I I actually I keep forgetting about that. One run that he had. It was thursday football. Remember that when he was on the jets and youngest against the broncos. I was a game where blake port accidently gave everybody covert, and so SAM Donald got and had like a sixty yard, touchdown run in that game? I forgot that quick he's got like he's, sneaky fast he's got no mobility out there, as it's funny, run because he's he does still have the big head that, like buyers back and forth, with every step that it takes? due to a quick in your right, Steve Wilkes he's, I think, he's earned the right to be the panthers head coach next year. I think at this point, if you don't bring him back, I think the players are here right now that are come back next year are going to be pissed off. I think they're gonna be really upset about that, and they have like a good little young nucleus and they're. You know, I guess this will kind of screwed or they got draft picks

see for trading christian mccaffrey Sandra Arnold, is also a case where, when we had that conversation, I you are giving up on baker, and I was like, I think, I'm I'm given up on SAM Donald. It is pretty much because he heads Adam gave him that rules as coaches and like that has to be like that. That's like adopting a dog. That's like this dog went through the ringer, like this dog, had the worst owners possible. So we don't know what, like it's a very sweet dog, but it also could buy your face off like so we don't know, that's that's what having gaze in that rules, your head coaches for your formative years is a quarter back and duty. So what do you think's had a worse him or girl whose had huge jackson ring williams, Freddy kitchens Kevin's too ascii and matt rule calves too fast he's the one. That's I that was that he was in a good foster for a while they bought flow. Their retreat and well and that, but everyone

it's like he might as well, have been just like tied up to a fence and left outside yeah and or and you'd have to throw in the fact that baker, even just being with Sean mcvay for three weeks, is probably correct at all. Like he's his what's his name, the the dog, the dog whisperer he cesar milan, yeah yeah. He cesar milan, like Sean Mcvay, will fix your broken quarterback in record time and and billing hey. This guy looks awesome but yeah sam darnold. I mean it did help that the team ran for what would you say two hundred and forty yards in the first in the first half year. I think that makes quarter backing a little easier. It probably does. What do we need to have precision, the lies, though, are the

the line. Soft do that aim was created ages; they got it, it was instant to and it's not like the it's, not like the panthers like trouble upper nice nice player, whatever, like the anti foreman dont. If then, I think the name right, the foreman like these aren't probable running packs. These are just in any. It was watching on red zone. It was just flash panthers, forty yard run, panthers thirty yard run like they just it was crazy to watch the lions revert to the September lions. That's really what it was as their defence, went right back to where the season started, and we know they can't win that way, because that's how they started one in six or one in seven, whenever it was, I'm looking at the scenarios right now you write, the panthers do have to go at least seven or ten. If they they just have to win. Another next two games and then disk base on how the intimacy south has worked out. That might be enough if they just beat Tampa bay

and they get to seven winds. I think that, though, make the playoffs at that point. That's incredible! You think I think that, like the whole season, I think that the panthers or a better team- the box right now. I'd rather watch the banks play a game of football than the Tampa bay buccaneers play it's also crazy and and who knows how these gate? You know what I mean like game plans and everything, but remember last week when the panthers ran it like fourteen times against the steelers. So why didn't you? You guys have a formula, you just run the ball and then play action of dj Moore and it's open and sam darnold can do something here and there, like you know what you have. That's, why the the steelers game made no sense, but I guess, as any given sunday thing, I I'm I'm sad about the lions and the lions. It feels like it's going to be pretty tough, especially because they have to go to lambeau week, eighteen and we'll get to that, but that zone

the fucker is very much alive. They are the lions need some help. They definitely need some help, but the commanders might be in a place to give it to him. So we'll see. Yeah yeah also shout out to anyone who lost their fantasy championship to someone fielding shane's extra cause. That's that's why It's like people will always say. Why do you guys talk about gamma? You don't talk about fantasy. You hate fantasy. I know like when I make a bad bet. It's like alright, it's one one way or the other like favorite or underdog you just d. Do it and you're good playing in fantasy for twenty years, twenty five years, whatever I've played fantasy and having something like that happen, will just it takes the love of the of the game, fantasy football and talking about out of you where it's like someone picked up, shane's extra started him, he scored. Three touch

ants and you win a season that you cared about your team for the entire. Like four months of the season, you just lose a little love for that. You really like you, you just can't, though the roses can smell is sweet. The next season, when you just like how the fuck did I lose this fantasy championship when I had the best team- and some of us are shameful- conciliatory scored three touchdowns fancy proposal the biggest crapshoot ever in all governments like tat, I will say, though I I just one my final match up today. I was going to begin on events in the semi funnels and we made a bet beforehand that losers. Gonna have to eat a part of my cheese stake, cheese, stake, Billy style with the last tab, hot sauce, So I was down, I had most hard and that was it left to go it. I was up by two points. A coward would have set their running back, just make sure you make any fumbles. I started he fumbled in the first quarter. Oh fuck, and I was down, but then the item

if points are sean, has to eat apart by cheese, take billy style that now we're just talking about fantasy football, but I have to just give a shout out to the front of the program. People act burn and I dunno if you saw, but he he plays in a fantasy league. I like these are the things that will make me get back into fantasy. If I can get in a league like this, the league has a rule that if your kicker misses an extra point, it's minus fifty points, so he had on monday he had Matt gay going into the final going into the the end of the week and he was like. Should I take the coward's way out, I'm up like ten points and take the coward's way out in bench, Matt, gay or should I let it ride everyone's like you gotta? Let it ride Mackey miss an extra point. He lost fifty points. He lost the match. Oh, I love that yeah. Those social rules will get me back in like if I can find a league like that. Where's your stupid fucking rules, because that's what it is. It's just a crapshoot so just make it even more of a crapshoot and then.

have fun with it. Yeah the a bad beats. A really. Why you why you play fanciful? They should actually just do that in regular football. Let go The point should be worth negative one. If you miss it, so you get to six points for touchdown and then, if you

take the extra point you have seven. If you miss it, you have five that I I throw to my greenberg's dumb rule this weekend that you should get a re. Kick someone posts, someone tweeted me like kicker should get one re kick a game. I was like what, if you got a re kick, but it cost your team two timeouts. So then, you had at the end of the games like coaches, not trusting their kicker and then not calling timeouts being like, because if you have one time out, you can't recall, if you have to you, can re kick just really like just fucked up shit like that? Let's make it the stupidest rules ever and then, but then the other coach. They can block the retake if they have three timeouts yeah yeah. I like it so much. That was a long way of saying. I know that people love fantasy football. I used to love fantasy football. I had la Dania tomlinson back in, like whatever it was two thousand and six. That was when my love was at the peak, but

if too many weird shane zil str times, and it just it beats you down to the point where it's like. I I know that I'm going to get fucked one way or the other. I can't I can't care as much it just happens over tennessee football is the ultimate like it's the ultimate time to be. The real life version of the alonzo morning give whereas, like shit in his head. No and then well, ok, because always rooting against like another bet that you have going on. You're always rooting against your own team to a certain degree, during its own play off interests all the time. It's just my. My allegiance is get spread too thin. Sometimes react proposes in multiple teams is just too hard track at all, but yeah alright

lines are in trouble. Panthers might when the embassy south looks like by the way the boxer gonna lose escape, they suck the cardinal just took a. What is this can be a ten point. Led billy doesn't get his tat twenty thousand dollars in cash holy shit to the box suck. They live. One, how long can we go without it just every week, is like. Maybe this is the weak. The top Chris calls forth was talking about he's like Tom Brady might be able. You know like put something together here. They just suck Tom Brady, miss and easy thrown the first half and cause worth he just say anything because he's not allowed to talk about Tom Brady, so he just kept his mouth shut and he was there are some things I can say about that, throw right now, but I'm not going to see him as a cause worth. We know which side your bread is buttered on. We know what you're trying to do here, but even he knows like call it. Chris Collins, loves everybody. He have everyone like everyone. If you make one could play now: here's a guidance gonna, get it

jacket, wonder that he will love. If you just bigger, if you shop once on Sunday night, football also credits James Conor, because that dude has played on some bad teams and he always shows up especially like every primetime james, conrad, three touchdowns yeah, and where we can just talk about the box, real, quick right now, this game, I am I just everyone needs to stop saying all they're going to get in the playoffs and then watch out because they're going to have a home playoff game, they suck they're a bad team. I don't like it just stop talking about them as if there's some dark horse that could could put together. They can't put together two wins in the regular seas against shitty teams. Are they gonna put together three winds, two of them on the road in fucking january. They can also also so yours, is calling plays like he's scared, at least which operate so either either he's the world shittiest, head coach or He knows something about Tom Brady's abilities right now that he does not trust either

it's not good, I tend to lean towards the fact that tadpoles might in fact be like nathaniel Hackett level, head coach just with a better muster is so bad and bruce arians, like has a laugh, laugh last, laugh because Tom Brady, you know we. We know that it was all denied up and down, but it felt like he was like. I don't want to play for verse. Arians, any more presents like fine play for todd Bowles. I'm gonna set. My friend up for another chance and he's probably gonna fuck it up because he sucks as a head coach, good coordinator, terrible head coach. I bangles twenty two patriots, eighteen. This was just the reverse of the box. Bengals game, where the bengals come out played a perfect half in the first half outside of I think one borough interception but Joe burrow had twenty eight first half completions they had three hundred and three yards.

patriots, seventy and then the second half started and, like all hell broke, loose and intercept pick six, the jacobi meyers touchdown, which was just karmic retribution for the raiders game, ah mac joan just throwing up balls and in them getting caught like the patriots, almost win this game and they fumble with the marauders. She even said fumbling in the in the red zone, with like a minute and a half left. It was a crazy game. Because the bangles felt like they dominated and then it just all hell broke loose. Yes, this is the game where I think I will say bill check. His losses touch specifically for the fact that old Bela check would have buried reminders stevenson under the field under the fifty yards with a shovel after The lateral incident last week- and then you again and then he fumbled again belgic uses absolutely hate running backs that fumbled. That dude was grey that had three touchdowns, maybe four touchdowns a month and I forgot-

jonas gray jones gray and then, and they basically come after the artillery? He slept in I and mr meeting and below checks like oh well, you got too big for you. Britches nobody's, begging, you'll, never be from again reminders stevenson after that, after starting the the owl breakthrough on type outbreak of ladder lightest that we had last week, belgic in a former life. Would it just like cut a or morleys sat him down and put them like way behind on the depth chart, at least for a week after that, so he thinks about it. But when it came when it came to this game, The books are simply the other bangles actually kicked the shit out of them for the entire first half and up until the fourth quarter, really because new england didn't get across mid field until the last play. The third quarter that are held back. That's how bad things I've gotten without office in new england is there. We got mac jones

I think people's legs. That was such a funny clip because people are starting to have the conversation like is Matt jones, dirty player. Yeah he's been a dirty player, that's kind of who is, he is his foot. greece and ireland. And he always has been he's- twisting guys feet, he's dive and at their legs now. such a it was hilarious dirty play because he was so. four out of it and I think,

It's a little bit relatable to wear. If you just do something shitty and you feel bad because your team's losing you just see it, you see a guy that you can take out and you just let all your frustrations out on him. It was funny because, when that clip for people who missed it, it was back jones threw an interception and the bengals players ride on the sidelines and mac Jones is chasing after him and then he stops dead in his tracks and and like cut blocks, eli apple and so half of the replies were like Matt Jones is so fucking dirty and then the other half were like well, Eli apple deserves. It was just perfect. Well, it's eli apple. So, who cares but yeah mac jones like and julian edelman called him out for his pissy faces like it's the Matt jones experience has to be just miserable at this point. If you're patriots fan like there's, no there's no way around it like he, he he, whether you want to say it's patricia. I think it's a lot of patricia like I think he

I've talked about that. I think that he's gone Matt jones has been set up to fail this year, but like his body language, those plays like twisting guy's ankles, hitting people in the balls and then and then just screaming at everyone in like insane in like looking like he's about to cry half the time, it can't be fun to root for that guy. It just wouldn't be fun exciting. I was actually just thinking like mack jones, the dirty play debate you have to like I reserve the dirty player for guys, like VON tests, perfect somebody that could actually like do some day image to when it's mac joan it's like, if you can accuse macros being a dirty player, but that's like a. Better work of rigging elections as a whole. Maybe maybe

to be able to win one before someone can accuse you of cheating? Well, it's also like he's he's like to ease the white collar dirty dirty player, where it's like. He will cry, it is mug shot when you get yet when it gets convicted for dirty play and you write like he can't I don't know he has the physical strength to hurt anyone so years like I well, this guy's kind of annoying in it is its grace now and he's he's a duke basketball player in football. May I mean maybe weak, if he had tried to go low on on chandler jones, it would have turned out differently he's not making that mistake again. I just think that it's, it's always tough when you have, if you have a quarterback that, like I I'd have to, I wish hank was on right now because he would probably say the same like you, want to give your guy all the chances he can have, but it's it has to just be miserable rooting for him like getting up and being like. Alright, I'm gonna ride for this guy and he's going to look like he's crying

whole time he's going to scream at everyone he's going to divert people he's not going to be good, there's just no redeeming like there's nothing that you are holding on to being like mac jones. Does this that's what we love It just it just like a it's like it's like a long eighteen hour day having to root for mac jones. If you're a patriots fan right now, yeah. Yes, it's tough! It's like, when you say, yeah he's the kind of guy that you know if he was on the Team you'd love em, that's not the case down you're only you're only love mac jones. If you have just one game and even then you're like ok. I guess I appreciate as fire on a bit. But you it's also be good. was just gonna agree with you. It's it's gotta, be tough. If your hank, because in addition to the lottery born all that stuff, like you, have to just completely swallow your pride. You go from the guy. That's got like the most up

thing: positive body, language of all time and Tom Brady to mac jones, whose just like he looks like he's going to college dad. I too, like have him sue you every time you intercepted at that yeah, he just handsome a business card for his law firm solely known barnes, like that it was too hard hears ears, my lawyer, who, by the way the bengals I I'm a little nervous about- Does it feels like the injuries are starting to rack up YAP Lyle collins out for the year so and I, our interview went viral with with Whitworth, because ever was like. We gotta get Whitworth back to the bangles for one last run, which would be sick. I actually so I tweeted Adam when they announced LEO Collins was hours just like whitworth. What do you say he liked? We saw Not only was it like, hey at Andrew Whitworth, I also did eyeball emerges and then he he like tat,

Well, I think we can say, as first report by parm I take Andrew Whitworth has expressed interest in the possibility of coming back to play for the bengals and he said yeah. He was like a weed gave the hypothetical ten million dollars and he would do it. So I dunno it just the bengals yeah they gotta get healthy because I do think they are one of the few teams that can win the superbowl. I next up. Let's go cheese. Twenty four seahawks, ten, not a whole lot from this game other than any I got a cheeseburger in a shoe box after the game and that was fucking awesome. That was one of those videos where I started watching it. If people missed it that the team got him a present for her, I don't even know. I don't think this game actually clinched anything and they just got him a christmas present and it was a shoe box and nike shoe box, and I was like oh fuck get em shoes. They get em red shoes, they get em like dad shoes. Please be something

than shoes, and it opens up a cheeseburger like thank god, it was all worth it. It was all worth because his smile was fucking great. When that happened, I was actually hoping that it was going to be like a donut are just some dessert as they were going through it and its surpass my expectations. When you open up it was like a fool cheeseburger that was in their great, great jobs, the chiefs and any real support, an all time, dad move and pretended to drop at halfway. it was like. Oh there's something alive in there is alive yeah. It made everyone flinch, but yeah. This game was never in doubt, and I do we by the way I'm going to get old, takes exposed about my bucks ramp like on this show that's going to suck you count out, touchdown tom, about that it sucks so bad whatever I'm just so frustrated, because I once did believe in this team, and I have I've quit them. Thankfully,

but I still want to be like fuck them, they're, not good, but they're going to win this game out. So I was wrong people who listen to fifteen minutes ago. That's very funny: I'm an idiot shows you how big of a four brains I have not visibly off games and do everything that they do not the opposite. You go the OECD average of game. The the chiefs remember, we talked about it a few weeks ago, like the chief defence will always be suspect, but they basically just have Chris Jones can some shit and that's what he did in this game, and I also I feel like their certain coaches. They like they always gotta, shot still vague nor war I always have a shot just because of those giants, teams where it's like, if they get pressure with four and they have a couple of guys like Carlos Dunlap and and carol off this and and frank clark,

if you get pressure with four, nothing else matters. So it's just. I love coaches, where they've done something, and they did it fifteen twenty years ago, and you just still in the back of your head you're like well, they could do that again well being being the defensive coordinator for the chiefs must be actually even easier than being the offensive coordinator, I think, cause if you're the offensive coordinator you just get to like fuck around and you can get like a little bit too great if sometimes and get over, your skis. If you're the defensive coordinator for the chiefs, you just know that your office is going to build a lead, so you just have to be able to like figure out ways to develop a pass. Defense like get to the quarterback by means necessary. Carl. After that I say his name. The greer fell off this year. His he's greek yeah, I shall produce yeah like that going. My is your house. They know it. We do not produce is. I think he s like rhine, kerrigan, point to point. Oh yes, but yeah he's awesome, frank clark and get after the quarterback.

I like I like when their defense. They are one of the one of the few units that they just go out there every week, like. Ok, we just have to penalties back it just to be forty eight minutes of pending. years back and then we're going to hit the quarterback up and that's how we're gonna, win and also chris Jones doesn't get enough credit for basically being the defensive, Patrick mahomes he's not as good as patrick homes but in a similar way, where the cheese on offense will sometimes be like. Alright, Patrick home. Just do something cool and and will score points like get us out of this jam. Chris Jones is like hey our defense. Isn't that great just do something: fucking, sick and just beat everyone he had our eyes. I saw the stat. He had eight qb pressure. Odd hits off of thirty six. naps, so just I dunno one out of every four when I like a little a little more than that was just alright we're just going to put he's going to easy to get geno smith in impact the play. That's like that's what he does jack shit

yeah he's pretty cool. I I think that they're going to miss having a player like the honey badger in the secondary, though he was such a good fit on that his defense, somebody that justice attracted to the ball and and we create turnovers because they can give up words all they want, and they probably will give up yours but they're, going to get big plays on third down, and that's that's when they need to do it as long as they can do that, then the chiefs are pretty much pretty much unstoppable if their defense can get those stops, as Patrick Holmes is playing like at his best that has ever played. They are now the this is the fifth straight year that the chiefs have twelve regular season, wins that's fucking stupid. That is crazy. That is so dumped five straight years and crazy as well. Ported last week, every team that the forty niners beat end up losing the next week. Jaso are everything that they play ends up late last week, lose that again all season. I think so that the seahawks lost them last thursday night they get. There asked by

chiefs and pro bowler geno Smith looks like it looks like the or the the carriage has turned into a pumpkin for Gina it it's it's not great. Five out of six they've lost and feels like it's not going to happen to them. They still do have the tiebreaker against the lions. They need, like the commanders, to fall apart some more, but this is this is the opposite of. I like the chargers or the ravens in the nfc, where it's like ooh, we don't! No one wants to play them. I think anyone would love to play the seahawks in in the first round of the playoffs yeah and I'm not trying to take anything away from gino like what a year this has been for junior pro bowler geno smith. That's all you have to say and again

The seahawks get two wins a weekend. They got to watch the they they get to watch their team play and then they get to watch the broncos play and that's just the eye. Even if you lose, you end up winning if you're seahawks fans, yeah yeah, ok, next up saints, browns, saints seventeen brown ten. This was just a battle of which coach was a bigger, shithead and piece of shit and dumdum face Kevin's to fancy verse Dennis Alan, who would flinch first turns out Kevin's to fancy, would flinch first and he's the bigger piece of shit Dumdum face and when I say all this

talking about the fact that it was what was it like: zero degrees, minus ten degrees. Thirty mile an hour winds, it felt like it's negative. Twenty, it yeah just snow covered field, looked terrible, run game all day, just run the ball and you win the game. They have nick chubb and kareem hunt. I know nick Chubb a little banged up, Kevin stefanski called thirty one passes for deshaun watson and on the other side, this first half I was sitting there watching it as I, hate, I'd, never hated a coach that I have no relation to know like I don't care about the saints I dennis us, Alan pisses me off so much Dennis Allen had started the first half. He had nine pass attempts from from any dalton. He had wild cat with alvin camera and then, finally, with three minutes and twenty four seconds left in the second quarter is like. Oh, I have tat some hill, maybe

should use em. Maybe this is the perfect game for takes a male started using them and they instantly were able to score points. So Dennis Alan. You get credit for being slightly less dumb than kevin's to fancy, because both of these quotas are fucking morons for spending like half of the game thinking they could throw in this, whether when they have tatum hill hill on one side in africa and fucking, if chubb and kareem hunt on the other, I don't think there's ever been a game that has been more perfectly designed to have tasted mill featured in an endless game was ever ever history. Football, maybe like in nineteen, o two before teddy roosevelt, like made people start wearing helmets that might be the only time period that that has been more of a matchup for tatum this game. If you looked at the field, it looked like an ice skating, rink they're, just looking at the field I was called. I was called watching the fans. The fans were told. Please come down out of the if you're up in the four hundred

level, we need you to evacuate that come down into the main bore where you can be protected against when because you're probably going to die. If you stay up That's four can be why you, whether ok, that's tastes and that is tatum hill, run into a line backers face chip, his teeth and then and then, like put him in and let him throw one. Seventy yard pass down feel almost as like a gadget play so yeah. I agree that the design is a complete shithead. I dont know what he's doing as I don't what his processes like for calling an offence or what's going on there. I still say by my take that I think- think we can say now that jamis is probably hurt or very hurt and maybe get a sou them. He is nobody going to Sudan. That's what I'm saying like when he got put back in the game. I think they fucked up, as organization and the only I see reason why they could not be plain. James swenson is from for liability issue. That's it yes watching ended on especially

cold weather he just any dont too old to be outside in that in that whether I thought passed through nice intrude ice, yeah got, you can be out. The EU should have a nice guy shouldn't have to deal with those type of elements, yes unites he's got he's got red, hair red hair people should not be out in that. the weather like I can be beyond the rain, they can be on the rain or maybe a little bit asleep, but it was like it felt like it was naked. twenty degrees brett, we have read her. People cannot deal with anything less than thirty and more than eighty, they just can't so like, let's be say, and this really is turning into just like watching the biggest much alive, because the bucks just recovered a fumble and our driving to take the lead. So I am really the dumbest person to ever tweet and have a thought mid game in a football game. Ah, but back to his game, I is Kevin stefanski going to maybe beyond the

see. I saw this I'm like exposing myself as being an out of town or in cleveland because p that living cleveland fuckin can't stand the guy and write the day. They hated baker. They hated, they ain't. Everyone really that I think cleveland fans will end up hating you if you play for a coach, the browns at any point, But what happens but as an as an outsider. I look at given Zawoiski and I see like he was able to win a play off game. and so in my mind, I'm like that. Dude should have a statue built of them outside the stadium, because the browns have been so bad for so long, but I'm certainly come around. The fact that you have you have nick job and cream hunt and in games like despot. It's also been outside of this weekend. It's been like

occurring thing over the last two and a half years, he just he hates running the football he is in so thirty one passenger sean watson. It wasn't like this was you know there are playing catchup all game, they had the lead for, for the first half they were, it was never outside of a one possession game. Thirty one passes and they had a moment pft in the fourth quarter, where they had a third into and a fourth and two because they went for it and they passed on both of those like I don't I just don't get it like is dumb, as Dennis Allen is at least he deserves credit for, like I said, the first quarter and a half, he threw it nine times with Andy Dalton, the rest of the game. He threw it six times and he realized oh taste them hill can win

it's game for us. He gets credit for for realizing how stupid he is in the moment and correcting his ways. Kevin stefanski. I think he might be on the hot seat like he. How do you lose this game when you have a run game like them and I know Job is little being up. How do you lose this game when you have a run game like I don't know I mean who else you gonna higher. Italy's arises known or the brokers right now I got an embryo bilbil turk, I was gonna stay, say urban, no bilbil check college, that's the thing but want to hate him, it's the browns, but that's the old brows, that's the raven s ravens! That's the ravens would have ok would have been check and saving guy back together. What only a saying like what what if he went in one a bowl like. What's the only thing, the ballot she could do, that could one up Tom Brady's legacy now

somebody went to the box and once you wore when I rode to cleveland browns, I ask you like going above five hundred map, patricia you're off as a coordinator, is even harder than superbowl as torture browser but no help how about checks, but this entire season? Veinlike watch retread water with a hundred pounds. We my ankles yeah. I actually was thinking that if you look back to two thousand nineteen, you could make the argument every single thing that Bela checks done Tom Brady, making his sunday defense coordinator hiring map patricia to call plays its, not crazy. Think that here then punishing himself for not drafting hunter infra since yeah. He just like a piece of shit,

home self in their everyday. I fucking eight. You, but there has been a lot of smoke, we're not making this up hank would call it Van fiction. I think Bela check will stay with the patriots. I dont think I think you'll just you know, and his crew with patriots who, under these career with all time, most wins all that, but there has been smoke, you have to admit, there's been smoke and wouldn't that be the perfect way for him to finish is to take the browns to the superbowl they'd, like the impossible, it's the rounds of alliance, that's a loss of no! It's done it when we get off on tangiers like this, we have to admit to ourselves, I'll, have a little peter king in us, we have actually storyline coming full circle. I just I think, putting I mean imagined, teeming urban Myra push on watson, inclusion, you're back in town, the most hateful team of all time, yeah like somebody little which, let's

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is to work out where you throw we throw giant. words around its combo Jim, it's! U can do mme on one side and in and cross, but on the other, Yes, he is its jacked up twenty four before the game started there. I think Chris worth was talking about. to meet trace, mix orally and he's like you know, soil like he thinks that he, as he's the best quarterback in the world. We steps on the football field even if he is the only person in the world that thinks that where it was like a dog We must also monitor the boss a little bit, but I guess he's I guess he's playing manageable football right now is not the worst quarterback. We seem play this weekend. That's a fact, if we add to that. Your aims. Healers aim because bears the payers, I know that I said that I would like the bears to mix in a win that doesn't seem it's going happened happen because not a good football team. They do at least fight like every game. It feels like. Firstly,

I have there in it, so they don't, they haven't quit quit. So I I guess I gotta give them credit for that, but yeah the the the the bills were just waiting for like when are we going to demolish them, and then it happened, and it was also a reminder because we we were not in the office this weekend or how much it sucks to have to watch your team on a stream. So I was watching red zone for the first time in forever, as, like, my soul live, which I drives me nuts, because, like every play, I think is going to be a touchdown interception, and I in it's not it's like a o scott hanson, just dipped in for a five yard out, but watching the bears on delay and then seeing things happen and then watching like. I was looking at my computer, seeing it happen on my tv and then watching the computers be like well, this sucks.

it's a miserable experience. We haven't done it forever. We ve always you would have a watch. Every game live for seven years now get stuff. They only nice part about funding and illegal. South stream is going to the chat section over on the site, and we are seeing what kind of hilarious links to four scam websites like what what I lithuanian bitcoin website is being advertised over. You're in the chat that some major spamming it with us that That's the only redeem colleague to that sort of thing, and then you get regiment. Be spoiling it for you and your, scott hansen, so watch a reds on this weekend. I rent how much I do miss the sound of scott Hansen's voice. Gary reassuring voice. Voice of when he speaks its sounds important because you think that something important is going to happen afterwards. So, like writing, thoughts, authoritative and I We're gonna get Scott has as the unifil pivots over to you too. I think Scott has done with it. yeah sicilian. No, I don't. I don't think so silly, I'm goin

I think so silly I was gonna, be he's looking for a job, tough, tough time to be a journalist, especially clear red zone journal, a red soldier was yet another like fifty percent of it Red zone jobs have been lost in the last twelve months, crazy language. What we think of arch are red zone journalists when we don't have a recession. It is bad but yeah shot out shout the bears for I bet on. money line. I just figured like what the hell, Maybe it's a look ahead game. First, half look great! You look at yourself. I watched a lot of the game and then the bill assist remembered their the bills. Fun fact about the buffalo bill is because people they talk about jobs I the dark about the receivers and their passing game. Did you that the buffalo bill, as have the highest yards precarious? The unifil I did not demi single terry was dead devon, single dairy froze jacqueline brisker in open space. Like you know that

so bad so so bad yeah. They ran the ball so well down the down. The bear sorts of bears are bad team like that, just being brutally honest and I think luke getsy, the bears offensive coordinator is fully committed to the tank because they ran the offense. They ran in like september, where it was run. The ball run the ball third and long hope. Justin fields can do something awesome and credit to Matt Milano, because the reason why justin fields, a lot of the reason why justin fields didn't have one of those like crazy runs, is matt Milano, just really fucking good and you can actually point to where the bills season dipped a little when he was out like he is that important to that defense and here's a staffer, some fields, you just buy him, you just put a spy and problem solved, skip get matt milano on him and the other thing or two other things from this game. One is Josh

One has the most offensive touchdowns in the for his first five years of his career all time he passed Dan marino, so he has one hundred and seventy four dan marino had one hundred and seventy one. This is a stat, that's Josh, Allen's incredible, but it's also one of those stats that holy shit. Dan marino was out of this world good cause. He did that in the eighties, when that was not what

what they'll look like and and then the other one. I wasn't going to talk about it because I thought it was just like one of those things that just happened, and you know they had a fun time, but we tweeted about it. So I might as well kind of a cool moment after the game. The bills got stuck in chicago and Josh called me. Facetime me, while I'm sitting on my couch he's like, can you can you open your river north bar the barstow river north bar? I was like yeah give me like ten minutes shut out rick who, who runs it was able to find staff to get there on christmas eve and the bills rent it out, barstool river north. So I'm hoping that Josh Allen when the bills win the superbowl and they do the football life we'll be like it was christmas eve. I made a call the big cat, and that was a catalyst for the whole team to two to win this thing so neatly. If that's not true, which I would say, there's a zoo, percent chance- that's true, I think Josh

Well, do me a solid and just say it and I'll just be able to walk around saying that for the rest of my life that, like you, know that pill super bowl, all it was was one call from Josh on one called the reckon when we had it all set up, I heard that's where they really came together as a team, you ve never been as close as they have like you learn a lot about people being stranded same city this. What europe was this was like Josh, Alan and stuff on digs his version of troy, If planes and automobiles they're trying to get home for christmas to their families, they can't make it guess what let's make the best of a bad situation unless finalists discover friendship on the road via the barstool river north bar it. It was a beautiful story and I did see some people were like. Why did they open for them, like the bills, just beat the bare sock, there's no rivalry between the bills in pairs, if it was the

kings or the lions or the or the packers yeah fuck you don't open a bar for them. The bills like josh islands, the most likeable superstar in the end, I fell, I fucking love and these are best friend so when he calls and can you open the bar fuck yeah, I'm going to try to figure out a way to open the bar and again shout out to staff of barstow river north because rick, like I called rick and he's like, give me ten minutes, and then he called me back he's like yeah, we'll we'll open at seven thirty for them. It's okay, to call your staff. On christmas, eve enough people to come in just a great story all round, and I again when they win the superbowl. We can just say it was. You know it was part my taken, and it was that. friendship that did it. Also. He still owes us a hundred. Fifty million right. That's true. Fifteen zero yos, as fifteen million dollars, tell you why some of this office tab has as yet there were. Two million years is forty million. Now I dont want to dispute

you're? What were you saying about like there's, no rivalry there and like just guys open do doubt, but I would like to ask max max I really do not have very every good sport stance. If but the is just a little fuck out of the eagles Would you approve of opening up the barston philly tavern to let the bills hang out all night and drink all your beer in your face after they should be and pay and pay and may improbably chip very well for some people who went in and worked on christmas eve probably made their christmas eve too. Less we row at some answer. The question you, let your sinner be cocked by josh island many receive throw in the fact it also josh islands, my best friend it's it's all relative. The bears looking to win rain

railway dry idols. If the bears were good and there was a heartbreaking loss, I wouldn't, I probably would even like Josh. I can't do that. Like yes, exactly like during sixers taking taking seasons, I don't give a shit like you could have done whatever you want. So, if you're in that sort of mode and you lose then yeah like it would be exciting to have your guys come in the if, if, if the bears were fighting for a play, offspring and the bills beat them and they lost out on the playoffs and Josh Allen face. I probably would have been like I'm not picking up because he's going to talk shit I mean like I would. I would ignored the face time, but he is my best friend any is the most likeable guy in the nfl, so fuck you, I'm gonna, help him out and also its good publicity. Let's be honest, is good publicity for four bar

reverend or don't get me wrong is outside of it. I'm glad it happened. I just wanted to hear the philadelphia perspective on that figure to be a little bit different, so you so you agree with it. Given the context given the context. Yes, other people unfairly might might be mad. for saying that? But I've gotta make a hidell only will include when you sent that tax yesterday and you're like while major, fomo. Imagine if we'd already moved to Chicago and it was it wasn't christmas eve and we could just go party with the bills for a night that would have been fucking awesome yeah. I actually thought about flying to chicago last night to party on the bill just be like. Oh gosh crazier looks like I'm stuck here to where I would. I was the minute I it up. I just sat there and I was sitting on my couch shows like shit we wish to help is with those guys that I doubt be embarking on. Did you see what data I didn't I didn't cause. I figured that would be was christmas eve but it would also be a little awkward if anyone showed up that wasn't a member of the buffalo bill

because they literally open the bar for them. So I next up ravens falcons this game sacked the ravens are just a really good defensive team. That's waiting for large acts in a comeback. Yeah John horrible might be top three tub for coach and the unifil. We should recognise that and just like just repeated to ourselves- guess he's like is a little bit of a boring guy? Is he gets most of his face time on tv? When

it's like talking to Lamar Lamar is like. Let me go for it and he's like okay. He gets he's a guy that I feel, like his coordinators, get a lot more recognition than he does, which is great because he's had some great coordinators of the years, but Harbaugh's just a very, very good head coach, like top three top four in the entire league. He is a great head coach and I do think that the ravens, I'm upgrading them in my power rankings, the team nobody wants to play in the playoffs, because for sure they are they'll, just they'll ugly up any game. Their defense is really good and if Lamar's back healthy, which it seems like he's going to be week, seventeen so next week there they could, they could beat anyone and- and it is kind of similar to the titans, where the ravens not being a one seed, not being a team that everyone's looking out for makes them way more dangerous yeah and we're going to get it. It got flat

it's next week, so we got pittsburgh at baltimore. They never played a game at baltimore. They always play this game in pittsburgh, so the night game in baltimore is can be probably wearing their black uniforms. We're going to get ravens fans rock the the camel purple shorts in the cold weather. That's my fuckin favorite! When you real bomber, guys out there just just dirt, dealing valor, but there came fatigues are in no combat theatre in the world? Is the purple black silver combination? campbell shorts that I'm very excited about, and then dec, does it really matter actually for for the ravens in terms look at the world, presides right. Now it does for the FC north, because the bangles pay, the bills are monitored football and then the ravens play the bangles weak eighteen. So if the bengals lose the bills, weak eighteen becomes or if the fc north? Yes, oh yeah, it's all about weak, eighteen that that since Annie ravens game,

oh it's gonna be awesome. I can't wait to watch it. These two teams are like each other very much but the the fell. And on the other side, the ball, They are, I think, they're they led the unifil in terms of teams that just won't fucking die the shop. are dead, they should have been dead a thousand times. It's like the falcons, steelers packers dither a few teams that just won't die but the falcons have just lost so many games. It seems should be out of place by like a month. It is They should have been mathematically eliminated like thanksgiving but they're still hanging around for some reason. Yup. It is it's crazy, it's crazy and I I actually pushed back on the stolen valor. I think the way the ravens played football and having to root for like the way. The style they play, I actually think the: u s: military, stealing, valor from from baltimore offense, by adopting by cars playing as ravens fans yeah, it's the it's become the reverse.

The best is that they they wear shorts is the camel shorts. As I know, no branch, the military are you rock and shorts alone man, I love it. It's been there. I think every other team has tried to do the camouflage in their home team colours and they just then sell it or so then bring back. Was I got one spring. They offer. Ok, we ve got this new design. where you will be able to buy like bangles gear in in black orange and white camouflage, but just nobody bought it, but the ravens rand's they fucking love the stuff. It became the unofficial, dress code of baltimore to wear, everywhere, so it just became.

Localized thing just out of like targeted marketing to the people of baltimore and alright next up texans nineteen titans fourteen, I think MIKE Vrabel put it perfectly after the game he's like we're, just not equipped to overcome turnovers. So it's a matter of fact, as you can get about the state of your football team. If we turn the ball over we're fucked, and the texans the taxes are like our sneaky good. I know that. Are there that's stupid, ok, the day played the cowboys to the last drive. They went to overtime against the cheese they beat. The titans, maybe they're not sneaky good, but they are absolutely frisky the frisky is to win team, you could get yeah, they might know they might be the best to un team of all time they ve. They ve played some good teams down to the end, but I think that they're just really really good lovey

myth- has managed to do basically that needle where's like they can't obviously tank everything they have to be competitive to be able to lose games believable ie. So it doesn't look like you're doing it on purpose so you love you love. He has mastered that art and he's got the title of the texans I actually like there I would say that the bears have played worse football. They ask of elites in the last month that the texans they're gonna problem we draft ahead of the bears, but it's not it's not for want of trying like David, almost fucked around in one a few. These games- yes, no that, but they definitely have, this in this situation. I think, is more a case of the titans just being the most injured team in the unifil. I think they ve got. They ve got twenty play from week, one that are no longer playing no longer either injured or their on. I are there just didn't,

for whatever reason. So all their line. Backers are gone, the entire offensive line is gone, quarterback fullback, basically, they've got derrick Henry and that's about it and and derrick henry. Even he had that long, touchdown run and then he was kind of bottled up for the rest of the game and had a fumble which he he hasn't been a fumble guy, but he's fumbled four times a lot in the last three weeks and so yeah the titans, the good news, the titans, because you play in the nfc south none of this matters and weak eighteen is. Is winner takes all? Yes only it doesn't matter it. Doesn't it literally doesn't

if they lose to the cowboys? It still doesn't matter. If the jaguars win next week in the in the in the titans lose it still doesn't matter if the titans win week, eighteen there's a weird tiebreaker, oh no, it's a it's division record, so they'll have a better division record than the jaguars. In the same record, if the titans win week, eighteen they'd be one on one against the jaguars and have a better division record. I think it'd be worn to overall and that jaguars we three and three and they would win the FC south yes or are we getting I'm interested? No, knowing that? What do you think the line is against the cowboys cabin was at the time. and next week in a game that literally does matter at all. If you're that I, in fact the tens or probably gonna arrest. All their starters began there's no point in them playing at all next week. Right. Antilles he's had ankle surgery, he won't be available, even if even if I think, you're in weak,

team he's not could be available for that either. So there's a ride when the league willis the last two weeks season and maxed. Can you look look ahead right now and see what that spreads gonna, be our luck now line? Is it anyway I'm gonna go boys minus eight and a half year. Might as MIDAS I'll go mice, nine on the road maps, look it up for sale. Looking still looking, oh no was his good stinks? He almost had a hundred yards is weaker if it's you It was my vrabel. I would look at that statute and maybe I'm just being an idiot in this way. I'm not a head. But there's gonna be like some like mental check mark that you make as a quarterback like boom. I got a hundred yards today, pretty good yeah words must feel so much better than in. today with ninety nine also

Davis mills, I love when a immobile big white quarterback says fuck it. I'm awesome michael vick, that touched that we end up being a touchdown that ronnie made where you just got blown up and fumbled in and zone was so funny, because you can see the moment where he's like fuck this, I got this and then you could see the moors like. Oh fuck. I do not have this happen within, like a second of each other cause you're europe, a big dude like that you ve, probably been used to being the most athletic, Listen in your high school when most athletic people, your college, you can run past. People can run over me that remind me of when sage rosenfels did that when he was on the texans and he just got helicoptered and lost. The ball was like fourth down and they end up losing the game because of it was sick. I find this fascinating and ninety nine and a half

now we have to you in that to be an awesome game. That's can be a perfect into what an actual tat looks like in the nfl. It's as good a test. Thou Michael's to the limit to the absolute limit he's already mailed in the whole season. He's gonna be so mad about that game, my god man, I may have been looking at a different. Oh, no, no mac, Pft didn't win that one. I may I may have messed that up. How did you mess up, and I I thought we were talking about jason's cow, yellow light. An I think I got nine ass needed. You got you got. Ok next stop niners thirty, seven commanders, twenty fifty nine consequences back I think you, I guess I was going to say why the fuck is Carson was back in somebody. Explain this to me I feel like I'm pretty good at watching for poor.

Taylor arguments is a much better quarterback than carson. Once its employees harder. We tell how he cares more carson. Looked scared. When he's out there carson woods, His chin are so long to have. You noticed that about em hell. I lowered his arms, he wears a long socks. Do it I can't stand. I thought I got rid of carson once I lied I spent six months lying to myself about how excited I was for cars and whence just try to delude myself into being able to watch football on sundays. On television, you can't you, not since Carson whence back out there because not like we are out of play off on val you're in the hills are only sidney right now going to court. Me feels like that's a move that you make if your season spot Ok, let's just trot this guy out here. We a control our own destiny, we just need to beat the browns and then

need to win a game and weak eighteen wish who knows? What's gonna happen at that point because, obviously like there's a very good chance that Dallas might have already wrapped up their seed by that point, so we need to beat the browns and the cowboys in the next two weeks. Why are we getting rid of taylor hanukkah and going back to carson wentz? This is fucking torture. Okay, so I have a theory. It's not really a theory. It's more just an explanation and I don't agree with it because I'm a taylor, Hi Nicky guy, ruin through. I do think there is an element of tailor, hide a key. that you're writing the hot hand and you're saying, let's see how long this ngo in the last two weeks he's had some pretty bad turnovers. There at river probably saying: what's the downside of carson whence he turns of all

well we're having that anyway? What's the upside, he got two m BP votes. So why not like the tailor hierarchy without the turnovers? You keep playing him but wants to turn over star pop yup, that's going to happen with carson wentz as well, but the upside well. He is higher, even though I'm taylor hi Nicky guy yeah yeah, okay. So that's the real answer to this okay. This is mostly me just getting it off my chest like what the fuck, why are we playing carson wentz? Why are we playing heineken? It's obvious to anybody. That's watched. This team play this season. Taylor Hi Nicky works, for whatever reason it just works, it's just dumb, but it works with heikki. That's like that's him in a bottle. It's dumb. It makes no sense, but it works and we like it the real answer, I'm afraid, taylor, hi Niki paid hundreds of thousands of dollars every time he play football game. carson will then the wind they have to win. Carson went is, and teed me.

tens of dollars this year. I think it was like twenty three million, the guy. That's writing the checks now granted he's not involved in the team operations anymore. It's his wife and she's taken over from and dance is nowhere near the football team this year, but if you were, he would probably be purposes. That the guy that he's paying millions of ours who is not playing those healthy and there another guy that, yes, by hundreds of thousands, are dollars. Every time he wins which he has been winning recently and so being in July that he is doesn't want to pay all that money. That's now that's what I would say begat if maybe I had been paying attention to anything. It's happened to this franchise over the last twenty five years, which I've really haven't that much I guess I'm just don't shit against, won't see if it sticks right now, but it pisses me off, because I love this team. I think that turkey will do some fun, but

it it. It smells like Dan snyder to me. I could smell it. It sucks cause taylor, hi, Nikki, Carson wentz having to root for carson wentz is just a curse. That's just it's just not fun. He's a bummer and he makes me roof yeah now having to root for carson wentz to somehow salvage your playoff hopes is an extra bummer. So I'm I'm I'm sad about it. I kind of understand it with the with the turnovers this game. The niners are just clicking on me. Nick Bosa is the is a defensive player of the year. Seventeen and a half sacks, someone tweeted me that he, signing stuff in the off season. Nick boso, twenty sacks like calling his shot, which is so fucking cool, but this niners team is just rolling brought parties. The first quarter back to start three, no with multiple touchdowns in each game. Since current warner. The only other want to do that when Kurt want warner won the superbowl

I there's just so much better than than a team like the commanders right now that just kind of like it's not really tailor. One hundred keys fault know they had to play the niners who are humming and playing in ST davids. You know that the niners have not given up more than the yards, rushing to a single player this year is crazy, edison, saying so good they're, so good, saying yeah. I think to foreigners are playing like the best of any team that division are in that sees me in that conference. I am going to take put a future on the niners actually like as we speak as we're talking about it. The price and probably great I'm gonna see what the prices right now. Now max would say in, and I agree with him in a little bit. Brok party, going to the link. that I think it s the whole. I think that defence travels beget. I do to know I listen, I'm scared to death than either my eagles future, but

That would be the only that will be. The only thing you can put your back pocket being, like can block party handed a link price or batteries at his head? I think that any can you like this is the couch and he's he's had such bad play off losses. You know that that should burns him up to like he wants to get back. I feel this is you can make your mind? Is this caution is best coach and season it might be? It might be. I was told to team Kittle Kittle is unlocked fully. He got killed, so ass once an awesome, oh by the way, I should throw this out there. The nfl did reach out and apologize to the commanders for fucking up the end of that giants game, so that should not count as a loss What did they put a p s on it being like in and danced cider, and you don't sell the team there's more of where this came from your basically that's what they're getting at, which is one of us.

questions. Were I can't be even that mad about it, because I do want to answer, sell the team. If that means that we we miss out on the playoffs this year, then so be it but I also think and tell me from way off base on this big gap, but I think that I think that Greg Kittle should apologize to me. Oh yeah, I think so too. During the week When he was doing his press conferences and stuff getting ready for for the commanders game, he was in part of my take merchandise soon, then he goes out. He dominates me. I I am treating this like it's in a dress code, violation on our end, where you should not be allowed to wear brands of our opponents wow wearing pm team nice. At the same time, so I think I think george is the only one that we can allow that four, because he's so rider I any so rider die. I have one more for you. He asked

hit me up. He's like how shanahan keeps asking me where I got this sweatshirt. Can you send him one so in a press conference soon? cal shanna happen will most likely be wearing a legends part of my take sweatshirt, so the I think we just have to ride with those got like that's pretty cool, but not but not during the week were they're playing against me. That's that's when it's a dress code violation. As far as I'm concerned. Ok, that's fair, but I I just it will be cool cow. She had an where's in a press conference. We have to think of the brand. We're gonna fuck! Ok, that's fine, but just so you know, I'm sending a mission in kettle a letter right now to his locker and he's going to be, is going to be warned. Okay, strong warning, strong warning, strong, strong warning, alright, next up cowboys forty eagles thirty, four max turn your turn, your camera on.

talk this game sought for the eagles. They should have it. It was fine like million injuries, We're gonna do there was fine again, I hate you say what you have to say, but well I mean it was an awesome game garments you play. Balls off couple bad interceptions, not they mean whatever it was. He played very, very good the game was meaningless. Obviously it's what I alluded to on friday that there's a feeling like you know the eagles. No in the back of their heads that this game doesn't mean anything if they take their business by They still obviously wanted to win when, when you're going up against cowboys, I just the defence just fell. Pine is the injuries like lane, Johnson, ex jordan Davis. All these injuries scare me max, but

I say it's fine and you'll say it in that tone. That will make me feel like nothing is fine now and this I'm actually very. I came out of that game feeling better than I did going into it Why you just did you hear the injuries? I just sell, injuries and injuries aside. I think every everyone's gonna be fine, with my injuries on Jordan, David Jordan, Davis will be back. Odd hurts is obviously coming back. We still have to wait to see. What's going on with lane johnson, I was very convinced that he just got hit in the balls and that's why he like what he was doing. It turns out that that's not the case, but even with the injuries it at home, it took, it was fifteen yards away from winning that game against a cowboy like you. How do the cowboys

oh confident about the play of after what? After that game, I mean CD. Lamb is pretty good. Getting their prey feel pretty good about him, but like it was a six point game and we were we weren't, even close to where we're gonna be in the play. Offs max max here's here's the deal? The injuries are not good for you guys right now, jill, unheard agent. I do think that emerge will I do think that is actually injured? I saw I daily back here now I did. I did a little. more research on it. Saw exactly like what part of his shoulders fucked up. Is this part right here, which is, the graphic you'd. Rather but be the s than the eighty which is on the outside a sea will fuck you up more like long term, throwing it, but that's gonna, going to research. You saw the same graphic. I saw that the big bang graphic

they light up. One part of your body: no, no! No! I actually like it. I read up about about the different types of shoulder. Sprains was that on was that on the broadcast I think so, under the motor of just it was near the guys it I'd like a year dude from operation like a hawk, and let me say that I still know what that means. No, no I looked into it because I was like ok, the s c joint I've never heard of anybody spraying the is she part of the shoulder. That's like the sternum, so he's going to be able to to pass the ball more effectively once it gets better. But it's going to hurt like shit when he gets tired. when he's running the ball, so is probably not gonna want to run the ball quite ass. Much, but it can be like a couple more weeks until his honor percent. That's just does but we have a couple more weeks like we have weeks to get healthy, like we're going to beat this we're going to beat the saints at home next week like that, just that just going to happen, and then you have you're going to get the I'm saying this out loud and but like we're, going to have three weeks for everyone,

healthy for the second round of the clouds yeah. Ok, so on the defensive side max did you did you think? Maybe like Maybe we should play zone defense anymore against dak prescott after he completed like his first twenty four passes against it. Yeah dac look good deck, looks good. The pass defense looked very bad. Pass rush, still looked, really good yeah. I mean there is just some: there are just some very bone added plays in the secondary. That was frustrating the watch, but then again, like you, you've haven't seen that much. This year's so knocking overreact. The one game like or let me ask you this if you were to like split up in your own mind, the real why you're pissed off- and I get the general feeling that Those funds are pissed off for one of two reasons, most time one because you're not getting enough respect right. a piss you off, even when you know that you're good team and then this The reason that you might get pissed off is if you know that, like secretly

not as confident as you wanna be, and so the new just lash out, because that lack of confidence we we are in terms of splitting it up is like fifty fifty. If lane Johnson is backed by the second round of play as confidence as I could be second round, okay, so you're pencilling in yeah, okay, yes, I'm I'm, I'm I'm less attached, obviously cause it's just monetary and not a fan of the eagles, but I would say I'm a lot more worried. The max's at this point yeah, that's! I can't get the since a mat max's getting so mad because, like he knows, Yesterday we heard a word yeah, yeah yeah I mean I'm not worried about hurts, like I think hurts is gonna, be fine. I, like I island that, could just be me rich. Refusing to accept yeah his shoulder, but, like I dont you asked Kennedy, I don't know we make progress here,

I have allowed my brain to even for a second think that hurts isn't going to be one hundred per cent like right artist right now, which is that no, I'm still, I'm still standing by that. I'm worried I'm more worried about lane johnson, because, if he's hurt then yeah, that's that's that's issue that last play the last play the garments you just had to throw it up. He'll forgive whoever came in for him yet got absolutely blown up there was a cross or that was gonna, be wide open. Add like three more seconds at time. Also, nick syria Annie, I noticed, go into the matter

one of the dumbest things I feel like you can do is when you have a one time out, left and there's like thirty seconds, and you have a big play that that is in the field. So it doesn't go out of bounds, and then you run up and spike it wasting a down. When you that's, why you have the one time out, this bike was really bad, like the spike was really use the time out there regroup, don't waste the down that you then ended up needing like it makes them actually, when you're going for the touchdown, like, I understand right like if you, if you need a field goal, then the that time out is much more important to switch personnel but like you're, thrown to the endzone anyway, like you're the ball, the ball is going out of bounds or it's going to be a touchdown like. Why do you need that? One time out, it was very, very weird clock management and haven't. They smith was incredible, unbelievable, unbelievable and shout to you. I help had no idea was on the cowboys. Oh yeah now just show so here's here's a crazy to I held and set them

actually a ricocheted sean jackson, stat. Ok, t I held, has seventeen receptions of fifty plus yards overlaps, ten seasons, seventeen receptions of fifty plus of less than seasons. Tied with terry kill and age green for the second most that span. Two Sean jackson has thirty such catches in that span. That's crazy, bigtime, deeply else TT, while is out of nowhere. I believe it would therefore like to you. I m gonna, grab what Oh boy, Devonte smith, he's probably got a vertical leap of like fifty five inches, it's craziest catches. Everything is so good. There were times where meant you were just throwing balls up and just hoping that smith was coming down with them any device and in this game was like.

it just. It gave you everything you want and like one when when renew halfway through the season that this game was like circled for christmas eve, it delivered all night with garments you and it's very funny that the cowboys and eagles could very well likely play get in the play off and there one and one both playing the back of quarterback. So we have no idea like no idea who was the better change at this moment. We bloom what a whole figure we blew out there. We blew out their backup quarterback that we were shooting smike max max. You just lost them. I know I know yesterday, but like we should allow. Whenever I open you at last came from Saturday franco harris game, just a terrible game.

It was worth it in the end, because the steelers won kenny picket throws a laser george pickens, dare car. I issues. I know that one feels bad form, but it's also his fault you yet he oh, he tries really really hard me. He cares a lot and everyone's life Oh man, he doesn't deserve this does sometimes because he socks and these been sucking in the second half the gate get here you actually there's a pretty good reason why he is sucked in the second half games, because they ve got the sky and their team named a few. You ve heard from big cats. But as seems devonte atoms, and he plays wide receiver on the raiders and so in the second half a games when there when the raiders are busy blowing. There are seven point, half time leads or more it's because dirt car has. more passes after half time caught by the appeal team, then, by

anti items so in those in those games. He's got five, perceptions of the second half and three completion devonte Adams in the second half perfectly good and yet must be really good friends, subject: aircars being kind of like a fake friend like canada, bitch yeah yeah, and I have a quote for you that I would think, would sum up the raiders and doesn't doesn't your great for them. Right now is from Josh Jacob too. If you dont, remember, didn't get the fifth year. Option has been one of the best running backs in a league. He said I'm tired of dealing with, every day I come here and bust. My ass and I see the guy's busting there ass and the result is not there for me the last four years. The result has not been there and, quite frankly, I dont know what else to do not doesn't feel great. No, it doesn't put you know it. I am actually team. I'm glad that the raiders did not sign just Jacobs too that this year, yeah, he Josh Jacobs,

Lenin. Euro somewhere he is appreciated, you re afraid, phrases like lit anywhere else. I don't I don't know why they didn't choose to extend them. Maybe it's because mark Davis is poor and he's like. Oh it's a lot of money to running back, which I somewhat understand, but Josh Jacobs is like a legit threat. He's awesome and I just wanted to go to he. He could be like okay, here's what I hope happens. I hope he goes. Ob gets paid. I'll goes to a contending team and he is like a workhorse back for the next year and then they just kind of like slowly take away his caring responsibilities can start to get older cause. I feel, like you, I like it to your window from now he's still Dogan be elite and then all back start to go downhill. I want to get paid

and go somewhere where I can see him play in the playoffs. Yes, a great big time agree, and the only other thing I had from this game is just it. It ruled that the steelers won it. We we had it. We both bet it franco harris game. They really shouldn't have won. They they were like MIKE Tomlin was doing the most chicken shit football possible, like fourth in for kicking a fifty two yard field goal in zero degree weather. I tried kicking their field goal in the fourth quarter when it's like dude, you need a touchdown here, but it all worked out- and I just like, when sports stories work out like that franco harris like passing away five days before his number got retired was so tragic, so it was kind of cool. The steelers won that game yeah, it was very, very

well. I just I might be nitpicking our friend Kenny. I like kenny, like kenny for listening to the show. I don't like it when you pump fake to Naji and then you look away and then you just go and you throw the ball back to Naji after you just pump fake to him because it me like that draws a lot of attention. Overtime- and there are like one to yard completions, he just loves, pump thinking and then throwing the ball to the guy. He was perfectly towards anyways. Yet now she's the king of like one yard, aids yeah. What you old one on again naturally wondered

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see digital terms at one palatine dot com. That's one palatine, dotcom, ok, so the box did when so all takes exposed. Although I am actually sticking with writing, they suck they sock like they just they just had to go to overtime, to be traced back sorely they suck they are not going to do anything in the fucking point. They saw their bad, except if they play on drought, boys Tom Brady against the cowboys? Yes, but they sock there, not a good team and I'm sick of watching their football games because they just play the most boring style of football and adjust. Always it

there are the kings of getting into the red zone and not being able to get touch shouts? I feel, like I've, seen every box game this year and that just happens over and over and over in every game as a three point game one way or the other brutal for us, they're frustrated, alright sunday's games, aaron rodgers is going to do this again as eight packers twenty six dolphins. Twenty he's going to do this again Pft. I am at least smart enough in my older age to realize when it's going to happen and just start betting on the packers, so I've just been doing that so I'm I'm I'm going to go down with, like he's, probably going to make the playoffs and I'll just hopefully- and some money until they get to the playoffs and get absolutely shit pumped by the forty niners. Will you just gotta root for kirkman kirkwood kirkwood make all your problems go away. You are I'm in a rock and a hard cause. I am rooting for kirk, I'm hurt this. We can absolutely. I am too I'm you will

find a bigger pro kirk cousins. Podcast then part of my take, because it's very very good for both of our teams or for your mentality and for my team. If Kirk cousins is able to do this, I think they're playing at noon. That's great! The new nightmare strikes again the thing I dont like about aaron rodgers and his body language right now, is he here like somebody. That's already played these games and already on these games and no exactly what's gonna happen during them so like when you was when he starts losing when John wattle takes a past. Like eighty four yards, the house in the first quarter, aaron rodgers. Has this smirk on his face. Like I've already seen this like time, time is a flat circle and I've experienced it. I've been through the looking glass, and I know that too is going to throw three interceptions in the second half so I know where your fears going from, because he does have the quite confidence like a sham and told him exactly. He is some people, like the jets, have the

when their predicts every single game, errand, address has had an ecuadorean sherman tell him exactly income of every single game this year and what the playoff picture is going to look like, and he already knows yup it is. He has that smirk, it's fucking brutal to watch. I think they're going to do it and yeah I mean Tua. If I want to do to a non real quick, it was unseasonably cold in miami so cold that they did. The alert were like a guan as might fall out of the trees cause, it gets so cold and they freeze and they just fall. How are you supposed to play quarterback when you know iguanas can be falling out of the trees? Alexandria, that's not fair to him his mentality. You can't expect him to perform under those conditions, but holy shit, did he sock if we're taking the two an arctic cap off everything that everyone has said about tour was right in this game, where

Some of those throws we're just so so bad and he looked so so bad and might put Daniel after said onto a psyche. It's a challenge, can't let things snowball, I'm confident, he'll be able to get through that that doesn't feel confident to be like can't. Let things snowball and it's a challenge. I don't feel I don't feel like There's not a lot of confidence that he'll get through that. It feels like it's snowballing and it's bad, and this game was setup for the dolphins to win like they. They had chances to step on the packers in the first half and they didn't take them and the packers credit a metaphor because, like he started going for it on fourth down taking risks being like, we got to win this game, but holy shit did to a fucking

Zach Holman whole man. Second half was second half was really bad, and this is why, in the not to and on I like his brother better, but as as a bit of aiding comfort to you, I think he'll be ok, because they do get to play the patriots next week and they get to play the jets after that now, even if they who's to the patriots, they still have an eighty two percent chance of making the playoffs if they can just be the jets at home. So I think they're gonna be ok. does seem like MIKE mcdaniel, if he's making a list of things that he has to do this number one is like say nice things to your quarterback and make sure that he knows that he's good at football. Yes, like that's, not really what you want you coach have to worry about, but in this case I think he's gonna have to. But if you can just be the jets, then he gets in the playoffs. Then it's the dolphins against the chiefs in the first round them

I was probably in that game she's going to kick ass. Yeah, that's going to be. I can't wait for that game. That's going to be so many points, and I actually think that that dia, the chiefs would have a hard time. I feel like the dolphins would match up well against them. Yeah I mean it would the tours is bad and he has like the best receivers in the world, so good they're. So good. If you put any other quarterback with those receivers, it would be lights out. I just want to be too and on I put a bet on him. Pretty much he's been bad since I put the bet on him to win the mvp, but yeah that it's it's bad and his psyche is bad and it's going to snowball cause micro. Daniel said he can't let it snowball, which means it will

snowball mic us also just obsessed with snowballs and yeah. Two is bad. It was bad and I don't and and though it was a bad experience other than the fact that I, like I said at the beginning here I had the foresight to start betting on the packers when I know that they're going to run the table, so at least I had that, but everything else like I was just hoping praying for a dolphins one point win and and to adjust, could not deliver whatsoever that last interception was So those he had to really bad once he threw a dime to jail and, while the first after as a fuckin spot on pass, what around eighty yards with afterwards, but I guess that the good is if you're dolphin dolphins fan you guys very easily? Could one this game to a played? Probably the this game of his career. Maybe now no the charges yeah that one that one was worse, but I always had a couple of bad ones. It's he's at a stretch

This was his worst. This was to his worst home game of his career. I think at all and it doesnt really help the dolphins are there like last week they lost the bills, but it felt like a moral victory cause. They looked right again and they fought and played really tough and this week it just all fell apart in a very winnable game, and you, like you, said dear matters, has a script. It is living in a simulation. He knows you can run the table. He knows it. else. He probably knows he's gonna get shit pumped by the forty niners to well here's the thing. So we've got a couple of opportunities for here: paquette one and if Kirk cousins can beat the packers next week, please and their their players

wives go way way down, they're, probably not going to make at that point or even if he beat the vikings. If, if, if aaron rodgers beat the vikings, he asked to play against Jared and the lions and if gerrard beats the packers, then they're not getting to the playoffs no matter what so gerrard can take that away from him Jared can be the hero that that you need. I need it. I need it Anita, alright, speaking of bad quarterbacks, ah last game rams. Fifty one broncos fourteen holy shit. What a game they robbed us of voting rus, the mvp they stole that stuff- the steel they didn't. Let us vote and Russell Wilson threw three interceptions. One of them was caught the second one he had and his two first quarter interceptions. The second one had an all time clip where Patrick star was announcing it.

nickelodeon and was literally a cartoon character, was announcing Russell wilson's implosion of a game ha. He had the he got benched at the end of the game where he kept his helmet on with the straps on being like me back in coach, our I want to cook. He also had the moment where his entire often of line try to fight brett, ripping and ribbon, and also we had a moment where he talked to the office of line with a football in front of his face, as if someone is trying to steal the codes he was telling them it just all in all, all like just atrocious performance, but he did. He did throw a touchdown pass, which means he has the same amount of touchdown passes as bathrooms in his house, so he has that going for I thought it was. It was bad when he was doing the thing where he was hiding his mouth talking to his offense.

yeah, but I thought it was just talking to a football thought. Doktor rustlers is having a good. This conversation like. Why have you forsaken me, therefore I've done everything that you've asked me to, and- and you just you just turn your back on me like this- I think it'd be funny if the nfl, just just for fun flex, the broncos into another prime time game, I'd, watch it I would do at this point is- is got so bad that it's funny now that I like watching the broncos implode we're now we can have the common. nation, whose more at fault is it russ or is it to hack it waiting? I think

it's russ, it is ross and hackett and nice guy he's going to be fired. He tried his last ditch effort, shaving a goatee, which I like that, where he's just like I'm nate. Now I have a goatee, I'm a different guy. I throughout the fact that, like if you're nathaniel Hackett, why don't you do the Ben Mcadoo, benching eli for geno or the marc trestman when he benched cutler for Jimmy clawson, like just one last pride thing bench, the guy that got you fired and just be like. You know what I mean just next week. Just say ross is healthy, but he's benched. I know I'm fired, but I'm gonna stick it to him, because I don't want to fuck and deal with this and an he's. The reason why I am getting fired, so I need to have some personal pride to know that I was the one who brought bench Russell Wilson. I think I actually think it might be better I think he just wants that russia Wilson go out there and hang himself in his own rope disk. Just like it.

I married what look what I have to do with as a goat. I got, he probably want. to get worse and worse and worse said, the whole world can look at that and look well, maybe no heck, it's not the worst head coach to ever coach in the nfl, because after all, he does have Russell wilson playing quarterback yeah yeah. It's a shame to because the danger, which is good- a lot of stress the danger which actually legitimately good sandwich. I keeps getting maimed out there and I'm saying to those people is just like. Maybe try the sandwich before you insult it before it's. Actually, I feel bad for the danger which, because it's associate with Russell wilson, is not fair. It's not fair to the sandwich. It really isn't. It's odd. I had a thought in this game which tells you how bad Russell Wilson is: is that, while some better than those walls and no no, that's not right dude

wilson is that bad right, oh yeah, no, the the two worst quarterbacks are definitely named Wilson right now. It's so bad! I actually was like is Zach Wilson, maybe a little bit better, because Russell's can't even do the things that he used to do where he'd throw the moon balls and like in in in spin out of the pocket he's just beyond lost, and it's it's. There was like a third and fourteen where he just kind of sadly ran into a sack like I'm just done with this. I, he really is just so lost as a human as a football player. Definitely as a human, a human, yes and I'm I'm getting dangerously close to feeling bad for him. I don't want to be there. I I don't idle, I mean the patrick's congress, I don't so it was so funny when Patrick show was like all of us. well team, I partially big bends, walking built but zack worse, nothing less let's not even say that right, Wilson, snipe says either both listen they're both are both very bad. There, both funny

in terms of how bad they are. They both mom's, about him as a five, but I dont think that russ Wilson, you can't that's that's going lubeck four, because he's easily he's, definitely better than sack wilson ears. I agree, but the thought popped in my head, which means that its closer than you think watching Russell wilson play today. I was like that exact wilson might be on the same floor as him. That's how bad he is, and I also want to just give a shout out to the broncos defense because they fought very hard for fifteen weeks and then he could see the moment that they quit today. It was like watching a college football bowl game and they should acquit a long time ago, so I'm giving them retroactive credit to making it all the way to week. Sixteen before they fall all in all out quit because they totally quit in this game and they desert like there's, never been a unit that

it deserves to quit more than the brok owes defence when they quit. Today, I don't blame at all. I don't know him at all. In fact, like is the perfect time for them to quit and a stand alone game where everybody can see just how bad they ve had it for so long, a logistic. This little thought experiment here. If you russell wilson on the jets and you put zack wilson on the broncos. I think the jets when one to two more games- and they have one so far- I think the broncos a windlass. I don't off there unless they definitely don't, have that six second quarter that they had last week, rubber Zaccheus was five into has started to start ear, but his

it's so crazy to think about like he. He he it's just a fact fact or fiction. He won more games starting quarterback Russell wilson this year. It's just a fact: yep, that's a fact, and and for the rams. I think we probably have to give Sean mcvay coach of the year vote, because the fact they have five wins is crazy and I'm happy for baker and they were sit on the broadcast. Like Sean mcvay has had such a tough year. He started to question like things about himself and his own insecurities like Jesus Christ, dude. Just won a super bowl. You got everyone injured, like. I think you can just be like yeah, I'm a really good football coach. I everyone got injured yeah also, I think sometimes announcers just say that when they don't have anything else to talk about like yeah Sean mcvay has had bad season as an interval coach and they look at him and he is absurd. The sidelines they do. Terry branch other like a picture mcveigh, what's a kill himself look the lakota football team is

but it was it was. It was nice baker succeed, he was the envy. P is fucking bullshit that nickelodeon took that away from us. They wouldn't let us vote anybody that was on the broncos. That's how bad the scheme was cause you that they had a little conversation about it. They had to day we're gonna we're going to exercise our democratic right and that we are going to go to the polls if we're in and we're going to stay in line and vote, and then had a conversation about part of my take and they said we can't let them give it to the losing quarterback again this year, so it's a blow out we're not even going to have it as an option to vote for anybody from the other team. That's how bad This game was at the start of the third quarter through like yell. It's just not bringing broncos on their cause, there's no chance in Hell, you're to come back and when game, it would have been an all time backfire. If the broncos come back and then iker of getting it as a loser, but they knew exact, what they were doing. It was it's such bullshit like fuck, you nick

korean. You know how many kids out there were deprived of their american right to vote for Russell Wilson for mvp disgust, it's crazy, it's crazy and shallow hank. He won the hungry dog rams packers. He also. Ah, we have an internal bet on the pardon. My take group chat. We said we're going to do a tight show, because just me and pft It was set at one thirty. I think we blew over that. So he was he's one too and a relative. He wins three in a row with the lottery ball coming up right, long as a show like two hours eyes were at two hours. I think we we we caught up and talked for the first twenty minutes before we started recording but where we still yeah, he was right

I always listen talking to all the boys and check to stop pfc and I didn't get to watch games together this week. There's a lot of there's a lot of shit. We had to talk about, didn't we didn't get to fire off takes to each other while we're watching games. So we had everything alright. Should we wrap up with who's back of the week yeah? Let's do it whose hoosier, whose back the empty my whose back of the week is my back- and we been talking about this a little bit offline because you ve to some back injuries of your own. I know hank. Is dealing with some as well. I got my back blown out last year. I got my backpack again on Thursday max actually book blew my back out. He was filming it so you'll be able to watch that. tell you what it is exactly I was doing. I will say very embarrassing reason why my back get blown out, and so

we'll be releasing that on video, but my my body's just broken down. I was doing a mental inventory of all the stuff. That's happened to me in the past year, it's been a bad year for my body, big cat, a really bad year. I I've still got like ten stones in my body somewhere, I don't know what happened to them. I stop following up my doctor about that, you see all got injured with a golf simulator thing that we did and I fractured my rib cartilage, trying to catch a football pass from Billy. I got covered twice in the span of like two weeks because I dunno the cdc called me: asked me how that was possible, and now I'm dealing with my back, which I was in bed for the last two days all day christmas eve all night, the night before that I I could not move yesterday, just back spasms, sheer pain, terror, They get finally tell me, get it back, brace which I got so I'm able to walk around. Basically, it's it's tough, like.

They always say like when you turn thirty. That's a rough here. They're right, like my twenty ninth year, was as bad as again so, hopefully, now I get on the other side, thirty and I really get my body in shape. That's why we're doing peloton! That's why we're getting back on bunch of anarchy it's and it's always bad to and when you know we're the same age with it. I mean you're, twenty nine, but where you know one day apart, which is still crazy that. We are, but when you have an injury- and it's like, I have the whole playbook and I'm like opi up here's what you gotta do this this and this, so you don't even have to see a doctor. I've seen so many doctors about my back, but I see I I I embrace it because I think that it's a it's a fun time capsule for day, one a w else like just like this show right now or it's just the two of us. This is a fun capsule. Where you get to see our bodies break down, you get to see me battle being

add like you get to see, you know we're we're going to be doing this podcast to we're in our deathbeds and you'll get to watch the whole thing. We're we're basically just taping a boyhood, his manhood, the one podcast just manhood. You get to watch all the trials and tribulations of getting older and thinking. You can do stuff that young people can do having you know terrible the heart burn in not being able to drink any more unjust and all these things it's it's it's it's a cautionary tale for all of our younger listeners. That father time is undefeated Tom Brady, it's like it's like boyhood or the ai, the very beginning of the movie up, hopefully not that one cause he fucked disney for putting that at the beginning of a kids movie, fucked them forever, but yeah. I am doing better,

as to the sage advice that you passed onto me and also like I've. I've dealt with a back injury before so I knew when I was out with max, and I took one wrong step. I knew that it was about to be bad. I was like fuck it. Let's just keep going and I'll deal with the consequences tomorrow. That's awesome That's that's twenties mentality, right there and, as I enter my thirties, I can't be thinking like that anymore. I would recommend the doctor I saw for my back, but I think he's dead because I think I've told this story, but I went when at last time I throw my back and went to get a steroid shot and I was just having casual conversation with the doctor and he was like eh. I think either went to Cornell or somewhere else he's like yeah, I'm cornell class of fifty eight. I was like wait. and I did the math- is- I can actually retiring in three months and then before he gave me the storage shot in my back. He dropped the needle so

I dunno, if that guy is still alive so, but we could find someone that was okay. I've got, I got billy football he'll order me some research, chemicals or my who's back of the week. Is As regards the shouts dirk that statue, the the mavericks put up of dirk, maybe one of the cruellest ashes you can have like yeah. Every team has statues, but the the the fallback jumper fucking perfect, the absolutely nailed it, and it was just a nice reminder that dirk was one of the funniest guys to watch my basketball and I do feel bad because he he's had a couple of interviews where he's like yeah. I probably played a couple of years too long that I can't walk anymore, that fucked up to yeah, but you've got a statue, so that's cool, maybe one day, they'll have a podcasting statue, some something about five sacrifice all these years. At this, but yeah the the dirk

The way thing is awesome because it it really it fulfills the two things that a statue should be one. It should be giant number two. It should actually have like a head and a face, and a body and arms when you're building a statue, somebody that's generally what you want to go for and and and realistically just talking, not about sean taylor. But the third is: when you see a statue, you should just envision that play and that's just an iconic, perfect, yet perfect, dirk and by the weights that the other funny memory of of back problems, another one where, like a w alls who have been with us for very long time. Member when I threw out my back last time, we had to do a podcast from my couch and I was pissing in Gatorade bottles. I was I couldn't get off. I literally could not move off my cat.

For like three days so a hank and you came over and we just did the it put. The mics like I just laid down and did the whole thing laying down yeah. I peed I peed in a bottle last night and I, as I was trying to think I woke up in the middle night, had to go to the bathroom, and I thought to myself. How am I supposed to do this? It's physically impossible for me to move. and get off this bed. So so listen when you gotta go, you gotta go. I actually. I wish I was in new york right now, because I think I have like three break in case of emergency pain pills from the last time I throw my back, which probably have no, they probably actually don't work because they lose. I think they lose their strength, but I saved them because I was like if I threw out my back again, I need these to survive and they just been sitting there so

Sorry, not sorry! You couldn't use them. It's alright! I've I've been I've been taking the proxy, which is just basically it might as well be a placebo. It's like essentially taking four aspirin at once. yeah, you know you're you're, you know you're getting old when you have to save a few of when you get prescribed, pain pills and you have to save a few. Just in case you hurt yourself again, yeah you're, like I need this just in case I hurt myself and I need to survive the like Four hours of back spasms, they come afterwards yeah. You know me, I'm I'm not a drug guy and I did watch dope sick. So now just tear

but anytime, that scribes me any pain, pills yeah it it's the I don't I mean I I when I did it was like they gave me ten, and I took like six so yeah that shit is very fucked up, alright max who's back and james harden rumors, oh yeah, and what's up with the strip clubs in philly, and I dunno I sixers are rolling right now but it turns to turn your turner, camera. Okay, gotta get your way to maximize his shirt off and yeah. I mean he he's playing really well playing at an mvp level. You guys trash me for saying that earlier, but I mean he's been insane. He went for. He went for like thirty and twenty the other night, twenty twenty or thirty intended eight and are today but yeah the rumor suck. It looks like he's doing the whole song and dance that he does every team. He goes to

but hopefully we can swam, but throughout the did. You know like when he went to the sixers, though there was an element where you were like this times can be different, he's going to love us. I still I saw them. I think that yeah, I'm not giving up, I'm not giving up that the guy has commitment, probably yeah fine he's. Actually it's probably cause the thunder trade him away. Yeah like from that moment on, he was like. I can't trust anyone, not even us yet I didn't well yeah I mean yeah philly fans like they would I mean, I guess you guys are loyal to a fault but iffy that rumor probably makes like half of philly already hate him right now know everything that I've seen is just like. Well, when you bet will win you over will win you over not like. Not not angry and everyone here, that's like that's like the bob, that's like the mob being like if

be real shame. If a brick came through your window like in time when you over with you over, like we won't for control ruin your life to like. He was asked about it and like the post game, a bunch and everything he was saying was I not saying anything not saying anything and then he put in. I don't know where you got that report, but then he would go back to like deny lake. So obviously it a true report. But then every single like headline in philly was like harden says. The quote: I dont know where you fell report like the only thing they take from it is like I don't know where you got rather than saying: it's not like. He show wishy washy, but it was like. I don't know where he found their report and its like yeah, that's eddie stan, as possible on the on the six years. Have you been impaired? Did you max? Georgian Yang is plain pretty good. The season yang gang lagging

yeah yeah gained the many, then the many we're gonna get him back on. We gotta get back on so wednesday, best of and then friday we will have a new show live from the arizona ball makes you watch for thirty eastern friday December thirtieth, ohio, verse, wyoming, and let's kick it to ourselves. When The pre taped the lottery ball to see if hank and when one love yes okay, we're back in the studio. Ah hank. I just realized because we're recording this all on december. Twenty. Third. Second, if you get one of these you're just going to sit on it for a week now, hopefully were well. Imagine if you I don't got, imagine the number and then on the neck died. I got good. Is free egg you're, not gonna, get us here after we're right. Yes, I could get okay, so

number centred on. Have you ever gone this now? Seventy six, seventeen, I'm gonna go ten ago twenty eight dickhead. I'll go. Eighteen Sebastian has thirty nine twenty twenty come all you're, not gonna, get up you're, never again. I never to be self evident. War, thirty one didn't get, it didn't, get it to supply. Surprise one more yeah we're going to tape it in a second over the years. The everyone for wednesday are best of leaving us

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