We're back with the Fastest 2 minutes for NFL week 1. We then break down every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:46)
Commanders 20, Cardinals 16 (00:09:46-00:18:14)
Browns 24, Bengals 3 (00:18:14-00:24:30)
49ers 30, Steelers 7 (00:24:30-00:31:07)
Bucs 20, Vikings 17 (00:31:07-00:42:35)
Jaguars 31, Colts 21 (00:42:35-00:50:19)
Saints 16, Titans 15 (00:50:19-00:54:21)
Falcons 24, Panthers 10 (00:54:21-01:01:31)
Dolphins 36, Chargers 34 (01:01:31-01:07:34)
Ravens 25, Texans 9 (01:07:34-01:12:24)
Rams 30, Seahawks 13 (01:12:24-01:16:17)
Raiders 17, Broncos 10 (01:16:17-01:21:20)
Packers 38, Bears 20 (01:21:20-01:33:07)
Eagles 25, Patriots 20 (01:33:07-01:45:40)
Cowboys 40, Giants 0 (01:45:40-01:49:53)
We then finish up with who's back of the week. (01:49:53-02:04:27)
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We start in the steel city, where the forty niners pulled up their pants and said fuck sag as they destroyed the line and the picking nipples
A fresh off his magic contract will be seen on the sidelines. Yelling, let's go branded, as are you score twice in the first pillar
obama, purty was gay. As in half
after beating the steelers thirty to seven,
I'll. Do it led our anne frank wreck back advocate again being people men and blackened red uniforms port on me, but you
avenue grey poupon.
these on must have robinson put some sauce on it and hot dog his way to the engine as the deep woods couldn't catch up and he'll relish his purse. Professional sport. As the looked like pond pockets party, pork characters, tat was pony,
So the great white north, where
kirk cousins seem like philip rivers when he was looking to add a son as he hooked up with jordan for a deep score in the first trade bomb
Had the vikings deepens looking microsoft as that,
Clearly developers developers to let our powers of talent, just jefferson could be seen pouting on the sidelines after the loss, as he stared at a tablet listing all the guaranteed money. Current cousins is needed is career box, twenty viking. Seventy we had over to rouse, drawn maryland were jacked oreo will see defending their nations capital after our peace
the transfer of power from ten snyder to Josh, comma harris turning
former redskins coat saying we did Joe kids
the cargoes reconstruct themselves and had a how movement
what sense Korda game when it touchdown toss dobbs committed a costly fumble as bald. Don't lie, promoting a cardinal sin and lost in the football game, a major sporting cartels. Sixteen
indianapolis where trevor lawrence said nothing comes between me and my calvin as the whitey played against tidy as
briefly look like they were. Gonna drop. One against the cold: when partner scooped up the ball, like it was a pint
is ice cream and the entire stadium scream run,
forest run
Unfortunately, Jenny had aids in the court's loss. Jaguars thirty one called twenty one. They sit me to the damn jenny.
This is how the country,
She had aids must be comfortable.
We have a special guest boomers from both sides of the patriots eagles game. First, stop pike. What's up
We go over to new england where, before the game, patriots nations were treated to a tribute to Tom, terrific brady, seven time super bowl winner and fellow attendee of the catch, the game started less. I drove it for new england as darius slay bitch caught a tip cut a whip.
ball. It took several yards to the house for a touch found.
Sir Henry Lockwood, looked like a sex icon and certified stud, putting the pat on the board with a second quarter: touchdown kendrick holy shit, that's jason, bourne caught two touchdowns and in the fourth quarter, challenge scores laptop all leak out of his hands for a fumble, then nick I have sour on RT, couldn't see the right decision and decided to go for on a fourth down giving the patriots a chance to catch up catch, a win for Tom t v, twelve, that cutting through it
came up short goes when twenty
Drawing up worry double misread boom great job boom. We had
After fox buccaneers legend Tom Brady got got to watch wack jones, take on the eagles Ezekiel Marriott started off his patriots career numbing, his way to an early fumble that put the birds up begged after a heroic comeback. Newly single bill belichick was looking for something booty but got left hanging with one foot in the air. It cost forty five patriots, quite a good job, boob job good job rooms all around.
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in the windy city were just steps away from linkin park. I put my jars in you. Fields pushed as far as he could go, but in the end it doesn't even matter I didn't like Linkin park. Fans have become so numb and wish they could just gj more packers. Thirty eight bears twenty the corner, jameis winston down in nova, to define sad to see tennessee. My lord bullet points on the board kicking meaningless late at gs, Como, and he got us and anyone who ever said you early was a bold faced lie than as we've won for all the saints go marching. Sixteen fifty weird score boom.
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rate Monday night came which we will get you later. We ve lost talk about. We do
We were expecting a very sad me.
I will be available. I will be yet by saying I do love upon so good to have you back for I love
boswell. I will get to being sad and sole hank, but we have to talk about every game
that's what we do on on sunday nights.
The Monday show- and I was-
about ordering the games pfc
biggest win in the early.
games, we always go chronological order washing
there's twenty arizona cardinals. Sixteen. I love that
that. Thank you. Big area was talking about the commanders and a guard. Yesterday it was, it was circled
should have been the national game? People are very upset that it wasn't
but you never want to know. I get up
we'll be like. I appeal to you guys, beat the cardinals
where's celebrating you, you beat. The cardinals are trying to tank. Congratulations having a taking team. We want
we're one. Now you want to know
and you're owner showed that he can give a handshake. He was sure handshaking, everyone all the hands. He was stung, stunting on all the haters. He was walking
up and down the aisle shaking every hand that he saw like
They look like someone in his pr team was like hey. You know what
would show bach week, one home game
Let's get you pounded some flesh, I would look like use the eye or carcass just shaking everyone. In the stadiums hands been like look at
tat right hand. He was doing it all left hand strictly for being up right hand. Is this the handshake hand for him? I was on
watch among box watch all year, which I shares because he's got a lie
if the dudes in his box. Yes, he had jewel and beat in his box, which is interesting with jimmy butler and his jimmy butler was not as boxed at it. But KD was in his box michael room. Maybe it is maybe katie telling jimmy butler, hey here's, how you force your way out of town if you're interested in leaving. I thought that was an interesting conversation that probably happened.
out of african was in his box, nice sunny Jurgensen was in his box. Nice magic johnson was in his box is probably tested her for the de is legit.
The digital agenda is so knowledge. Is it. We have an awesome defence. I'm not market apologise again for beating the cardinals
defensive of line is fucking awesome, we're probably amongst the best in league. I would put us right up there with your jets linen the best. If its alone, without change shop,
that is what s young is at its most impact for when he's on the sidelines,
is wearing those shorts that are all hiked up like a towel. Around his neck, he's got like a fifty year old, gym teacher hike going on with his shorts, and he just looks jacked up intimidating on the sidelines. He's a great teammate
from the sidelines, but I mean I do think that
defences better without chase young. To some extent we will. We are taken into account salary. Who would you pay monitors sweat whose
awesome and always plays or chase young who never place. It's good
you're, probably gonna pay, montez, sweat, so yeah we're, I think, to differences legit
somehow did enough? Somehow he played.
just good enough to not lose
they give you can be average if SAM can say average. We should, when like
on ten may be eleven games. A zero sum game got Harry would seem. Al did Carson, went spin rates in the in the shadow of the end zone, which was not the most
cartoon time to be like I'm gonna, get out of this pass. Rush watch
do this six spin move
but yeah. He he had moment
he flashed, but yet the deep that events is what you guys.
Russia had on all your the second of these
Commanders held the cardinals three points and now
three g, I was pretty pretty dominating perform in the ice, the game or one of the last place, the game. Jonathan Alan sacked josh jobs with his ass, just like backed his ass,
red and sub knocked out. This big
that setting you if you're josh jobs of the deep
for the er
a cardinals looks like they were pissed off
in taking vote did the devoted again in june,
apologise, because I think Jonathan Ghana, because the pew pew pew electric shots, we think linking office of coach he's a defensive coach, obviously that defence
was way better than I thought it was going to get. The defense was good, but they were also playing really pissed off that they were doing like late hits and and going after SAM house had a little bit
My favorite move by the way when it when a defensive player, like hits a sliding quarterback in the head, sometimes fail
tend to be injured to for a second, so that they're like hey, you don't penalize me gods already, penalizing before I'm doing
Carla right now, tat head and I'm hurt to supplies onto the flag
it's your car car crash tat the earth the play. The game was by the official and of yourself
when sam I was greatly to the sidelines he gets lit up going out, abounds knox there
over. The rough had to go out of the game, but the ref hits is our.
He's got blood all over his hand, he's lying flat on his ass
and then he just sits up and immediately throws a flag. He was yesterday was the ticker gift in real life. You did it and then did his job and then called for the cart to come, overtake him off the field. So
that, too is awesome. He rocks, but it was like a
I was watching him. How play today and you play the sometimes brought party- and I think is: does madrid or two
the three lowest paid starting quarterbacks in the fell all one today, the highest paid quarterbacks.
out of the eight of the highest paid quarterbacks in the Unifil loss? To that? Should we defend the quarterback ass, a good question, the queue bees? Many people are asking us to out of three of those guys played against bottom bottom teams, but that's yeah, that's true!
because the actors in the cardinals, because I'm cherry picking a statutory, highlighting the narrative, I like yeah, yeah
yeah. This is like the it's better to not have a really good high paid wide receiver. Yes, exactly no team has ever won a superbowl with a high paid wider, so you should just draft a quarterback in with the last pick of the draft every year and then he's going to be the lowest paid guy on your team, and then you can win super bowl
there is something to be said, were kind of going Ito every year. It's like how do you.
the team through the trenches we found with the running back, obviously that that was the whole story. Now you know brok per
b and somehow I would put properties him on the same spot. You did have a momentary like brought per.
the guy one. I want everyone to know. I said
but the word out there and then he had em house legitimacy on earth are same how's, the guy. In the end, then he had a couple plays it, we're like oh geez, but ah yes,
We maybe we're just slowly the cliche
build through the trenches, we're gonna
he found every position but
edge, rushes and left tat. I was just a defined the queue bees pay europe yet pair deepens vents play pale,
tackling and pay a tightened yeah, and if you
If you have a game changer those positions that are going to get your, then you're good put the yom. Yet the I knew the cardinals we're in trouble when we win the game flipped on a map.
prater in his all reds, with his little belly untouched jersey was kicking off, that's a tough,
the red is tough. If you, if your factor yeah, they had an offensive lineman that had a little belly overhang. There looked like the kool aid man yeah. Those are some nasty uniforms, the cardinals worth it yeah. You can't do. I I feel like the color rush on a non thursday night and just doesn't really play. I have a question for big: do you think that Dan Snyder watch this game
now he's on a yacht in malaysia sorrento with the time difference is gonna be there, but I
that he watched if he was, he was working for the card overture, another person, he was roof the cardinals and he was watching it. You know what
probably did this move. If he watched it, he would see
All the superstars that were there
save the stadium was an
probably like just wait just turn on youtube.
like they turned on me for no reason whatsoever gazing at their ease. They have. I have praise hartogs, we'll get you. I actually think that centre might be watching the nfl, not even ruling against the commanders he's just rooting for like
more damar, hamlin situations or concussions to just end football. Yes, he's ready, hates everyone in football. He wants football too, and he's rooting for the the complete and utter demise. Yes, he's probably going to go around to like youth football camps passing out flyers about how football is dangerous for your son's health. Just like you shouldn't. Let them do this. You should look at very dangerous sport. The agency that will smith movie yeah people are talking about it. Tell the truth. Tell tell the truth to deter ah, ok, so goodwin for the commanders. Congratulations, you actually, my player. The game on offense goes to trust way,
upon her and the holder, he had two great holds today
and when you see that happen in a game
you realize that being a holder is probably a very, very difficult job. It's all pressure. It comes back so fast and it bounces off the ground. Sometimes you have to reach up and they have to spend it
put it down in the exact spot
That's one of the small things in football that we too,
granted when we watch it on tv remaining blitz.
we have twenty roma jerked as a holder yeah that guy
economic abolish, shiny
it was very, I wasn't. The right was all right. It was slippery, ok, so
next game brown.
twenty four bangles three I'll led off, which
march. Chases quote
the game, he said andrea,
frustrated, because I called them fucking elves and we just lost some elves so
He had a lot of choice, words for the city, a cleveland and the franchise
even before this game and
The bangles got absolutely worse game.
Albert birth rate, which sucks because it happened right after he got
two hundred and seventy million guaranteed or live. Maybe it's good because, like
what, if you just have to get the money in these like we had jokes on you. Listen if you gave me that much money
you'd be lucky. If I showed up, that's true, you'd be lucky, I was alive and three days yes, so it was awesome.
It was a really really bad game for the bank, and I I do for you
times are, I feel smart, mostly
I don't because I am a terrible gambler, but I said on the show.
friday. If you watch
the bangles. Last year week, one when Joe borough missed the majority of precision. They had had foreigner substance,
a bad steelers team. I think they're gonna shit
will again today and they struggled very very like that was a whore.
game to watch. He was ugly use very ugly. What he thinks. You're marches meant when he said cleveland is a city of elves. I dont know
things the logo. I think everyone around the earth at mid feel, but what it was you mean a city evolves.
I don't know he also said
chase miles, garret after the game, talkin
florio said it
demarcations, talking shit and said the cleveland is cleveland, would you it is a fact
that is a fact.
That was a mistake because it upset miles garret a garret said
say cleveland is cleveland, but we're gonna make that a great thing instead of what they're trying to make it out to be.
Sounds like miles. Garret is here in cleveland, his cleveland and thinking negative things about it right, it's actually miles gear. Our mind has got her yeah. I, like your marches, might have been complementing. He might have also just been like if you're looking for cleveland on the map. Look for the thing this is
even though there is there is some truth that have in the past. I haven't really believed when people like you know some. Some cities are just loser. Cities
you can say like the brown or the browns
to search since that's that sometimes true. Yes, there's a reason why certain cities are are very good sports, we'll get we'll get we'll get we'll get to a couple later, but there was an the one. The one lineman from the browns after the game was over tried,
get into the fan sweet to drink beers with them? They won't let a man I love. You was pounding on the glass being like, let me and let me in
No sorry can come in here. He said there are no white, tease rule so we'll let
and oh okay, I'm very much looking forward to the browns next week, though, in in pittsburgh, I think they're going to wear their all white uniforms, the the the
this game was the rain. Was they are? Oh, you have confirmed tulips how to twice. Yes, that's right, yeah ya, this game, the rain obviously factored into it because it looked miserable their petition
watson wasn't like he had. I think the ball was too
on his wife reception like to show more
Joe burrow played in the same,
conditions in our he does
bilbil was amended.
working group,
Yes very at eighty two yards passing, it was
The relevant events was really get Jim schwarzer, jib sorts in the grounds. Defence is the story of this game because, as he had eighty two passengers, but they also only have seventy five rushing right there.
They just shut him down. They looked
and it was even like german,
chase and anti higgins, who always windows. One on one battles were not
two windows, one on one battles
Jim Schwartz in is. He was probably all nipped out causal chile,
but the browns
outside of losing jack Conklin, which is pretty significant, looked like they might have kind of figured some
Now on defence,
and you shall watson, not tat
since the show martin but better,
Then last year's browns sjambocked yeah. He looked pretty good
it's easy, pretty good. At times there relax,
after those doktor he was in the crowd, hunger. He was slam its bruces pre game, what we are doing in the media law- probably just killing blitz outlets, zero blood, cereals, eighty zero
the arm so Joe borough. I hate
got some say some positive bangles, but he had thirty one.
stems temps. Eighty yards, that's the third fewest yards with thirty.
Passing attempts, since at least nineteen fifty
So again it was a very big data. At ten points, it felt like
just constantly punting, never even close to the end zone, but here's the positive.
Like I said on friday, the broad debate
started slow last year,
They started own to remember. They want the cowboys week too and lost that game as well,
they then one, including
play the ass up until the should give they went fourteen into so
I fully expect the bengals to be there
the end of the year it just it's like.
I also expected this to be a slow start for them and they played about as bad as you can and if you're the bangles in and you were to be told before the season started, you're going to split the season series with the browns you'd probably take.
so they can't you ve, had your chance and long by the they can't beat the bronze except that wondering last year, which was in Cincinnati right. Yes,
thanks, as I don't think I dont think, jobbers ever won in cleveland now, so it's yeah
brown is going to have their number yeah and nick Chubb was awesome today and eighteen carries one hundred and six yards that was built for nick still doesn't wear gloves in the rain crate, which is nuts. It feels better. He likes that skin on skin contact yeah, that's not how football is meant to be played yeah, so yeah, nick Chubb, another great game for him he's just so much fun to watch. Bear he's not trying to fuckin or a raincoat he's, not take a shower and raincoats raincoat or fucking raincoat that'd be weird. Actually that might be kinda hot.
Well, if I could wear it over my torso yeah right, look better.
We're just read movie a rapid or under like a giant sash. If you don't see, my gut
ok, so
I'm high on the? If we're going to arrows pointing I'm high on the browns after one week, which I know it's overreaction,
if changing my opinion on the bengals, I think they're, one of the best teams you get the sideways arrow. It's completely sideways. Hillary Clinton, I'm with her era, expected a stinker. They delivered a stinker. Let's see what happens next week
Yet the browser good chemist
you run the damn ball. Man run the appalling runt. Jim Schwartz play some deep run, the damn ball in and let those diamond cutters come out from Jim yeah. Yet let em nip it out. Ok, I'll go and some raisins. Next next game,
forty niners steelers. This was in
Absolute pasting is asking. It was an ass,
digging through and through from
from the gecko, the vive steelers didn't have there.
first first down until one,
sixteen in the second quarter and the
forty niners brought pretty, looks healthy and it's so
walking ridiculous. How good their roster is because, when you, when p,
talk about the forty nine hours they talk about Chris mccaffrey turbo, diva samuel. They talk about our friend gregg kittle bridge,
Are you who's? A first round draft pick was unguarded walter
two touchdowns completely unguardedly it just in
on the defensive side, you
the largely defence and when their humming they are
so violent, and so fast everything like.
every hole, it just is completely stuffed in a second there.
Flying around
Just as a nice reminder like oh yeah, the forty niners when they
I have a quarterback who can actually who has an arm.
I'm talking about literally and arm because brought protein have when they have suggested game there. The best raw,
turn and probable yeah
I'm a greeting. My brought pretty take from not just be
good on the forty. Nine is to just being
the quarterback, yet I think he be
I think, you'll be ok on any team. You would be
good. Obviously, as he is on the niners gdp, that system perfectly and is very
back friendly system.
think he's just a good quarterback. He was making some like
move improve the national yeah improvisational moves that he was making. He just squaring his shoulders while moving. He keeps his his shoulders parallel to the line of scrimmage at all times, and he also had an incredible incredible fumble recovery behind.
back after tj watt, who was a monster this game. He was like the lone bright spot for the steelers,
we manhandled himself credit to him for that. He I dont know how he kept his hands on that,
That was not he wrapped his arms behind his back
to do what was very rapid from, and
and get out of out of the small this back pretty much.
I was talking to jersey, jerry after the game cause. He was used dismayed by what happened is
much given up on these that irish season
you're talking about
consolation stats
When your team loses you
find one guy when you could look at a stat line and see
bright spot and just like look at the numbers that he put up the and with this one is t J. What if you're still
fan you can just open up the statue tomorrow morning, instead of like reading, for
gaps and just be like. There's
three right there. Next, a t, J watch name that makes me feel better he's on pay as assent he's
pace would have which
It's time, seventeen, you gotta, think you got to say
did you on fifty one side is a true? Yes, thirty four,
plus seventeen is
Yes, if you run here, he is,
you gonna do I did. I did had lived in a dead. The tank
yeah, don't out a piece of myself t what look
how is the most impressive thing I've ever seen, hague on the fly?
seventeen math football math. I think I got
That was the worst home loss in the mighty commoner, which is crazy. Just shows how consistently good they are. But I
similar to its.
different than the bangles being like the bangles or are going to be fine, they gonna be there. I don't really like
downgrade the steelers. For this I think the steelers your kind of just a middle, the pact team and they played one of the best teams, the eta.
If the sailors are a lot of people in pittsburgh had some hope
I don't really understand what they did with our office in the off season. It's like did
doing the same stuff they did. Last year they ve tried
thing in there all out of ideas,
They ve got nausea running the same like one.
Pass reception routes where has run out into the back field, catching a ball
getting tackled position that fast anymore, the throne,
to the outside? Like five times a game to george pickens, we'll make a spectre.
you're catch, that's a yard and half out of bounds right and then that's kind of their office right down. It's it's! It's very tough to watch. I went back and
did the stats, though I know it jake. You had what was your nerd stat that
nerd nugget. It was the first time and how many years that, over this wanting fourteen first time at home, besought dealers, so I looked at their their home openers just in general and
they ve lost,
I've got a six of their last home openers,
and the one home opener that they won wasn t
twenty, when there are no fans there.
So it's kind of weird like they get the steelers, usually get off too rough start at home, but
I don't see anything about this team that makes me think, like you know what they'll figure it out
though pieced, together, the often by we three yeah yeah, I, but again they
that is a really tough team the play week, one yet
where's, skip bayliss, who said
The superbowl were today
forty niners would when it easily, who
Well, the dallas cowboys might have something to say, but yeah we'll get to that game later, but yeah, that's true! Dallas cowboys looked pretty damn good, I
I still think the steelers will be a decent team. They just played a really fucking good team. I think they'll be like seven and ten here, but it's mike
so the market to correct that ninety eight nine and eight they'll find a way
I did notice it. Can you pick it and nick bosses
Both got weird big helmets. Now, it's almost too big. You gotta your helmets too big. We love you. We you you'll there'll be better days than today, but your your helmet is tuba. Do you think that if you don't play an important position like quarterback or our defensive end and you're like
Third stringer, like third string middle linebacker, that does again the game and you
for one of the good. How much that protects your brain to think to give it to you.
I
they probably have a couple. Yeah feels like that's a science. I got a rational out, yeah right like that, that we want to be safe, but also you don't really.
You're really get any stats last year, so how safe do we really need
like I wouldn't be surprised if they figured out a way to make an anti concussion helmet, put its like a b to bomber. Where costs likes.
Ex billion dollars, and we can only give it to one guy yeah stealth here, right,
what they should do. They should make the helmets
They probably do actually do this. They make like fake helmets that look like the good ones that offer no protection whatsoever and then they'll give it to like a bad.
claire be here, go we're keeping you safe.
On top of the line. Don't worry just run your head into this you'll be great in this one. You'll be totally fine. Okay, thank god. I did a hank tried to torture me by watching the end of this giants, cowboy
Game, I did a line in the sand under on it because Tom for
really sunday night under sets is playing and I almost lost it by the dumbest game ever we'll get to the cowboys giants later, but it feels good to win one. It feels good when one regrets it feels good to win one
Ok, next game box, vikings, her cousins, yeah.
What about Kirk we're already the word here. I would say this:
yet a bad interception to a very, very bad interception does
really have a run game to work with
and he also was under pressure all day,
It is the new part. My take where we're trying to say nice things about her cousins, also
Adam Schefter did tweet about how I think is the eighth consecutive year they took.
Money guaranteed good varied, like two hundred.
thirty million dollars, no good for kirk out it's a lotta
sweaters from target. But ah you
the vikings this was actually
you're vikings fan is probably the worst
start out the season, because everyone
has been saying you you went through last year, which was you know of a great
I did moments. Certain regular season then obviously fell apart and the playoffs
in areas like hey, can't win. This is unsustainable. You can't win all these close games,
and then all off season, everyone's like they're, going to regress, to the mean, because you can't win all these close games and what they do. They lost a close game to start the season yeah
people going to point out that for sure I think that this was I'm looking more baker in this game
the correct, because one is a new team yet because baker it. I feel, like his first start, to feel like his teammates love em. Yet the way that you
Lange today was like lowering his shoulder turn around people over we're gonna be
wait until the inches that shoulder again and then it'll be out for awhile, but then he kind of picked it up. In the meantime, I feel like baker would be a guy that you would like playing with yeah.
Skies willing to put his body on the line and he's obviously like he cares. Yeah
you're. Mayfield, obviously cares about being a good quarterback. So yes, what's browns rams box all his his debut with all three those teams you want and then matt rules. The only one who couldn't couldn't get
a pagan salaries. It concerns a he looked, wearin panthers uniform its yait. Everybody look at whether we end up in a yeah yeah year per year,
the bucks deepens. Look there
good, I mean they were all up in her cousins, face all all game and yeah. I feel like the pot
might have been more those teams that, like they felt a little different,
because everyone's like oh they're, going suck and they came
prove the hague were like. We can win the autopsy south. Why not yet feel a baker
is the best quarterback that,
nobody wanted this offices a pedigree like he was, I think,
we'll through under the bus way too soon they put him on a junkie, is yes,
he's gonna be like a top five top ten quarterback, but I think you'll be. He could be good. Quarterback,
with that defence and then
cabins chris godwin, like they, they
so when the odyssey south- and they proved its today, went in
minnesota wishes and easy placed the play. It is tickers hidden, fifty seven ardors arms, which are our resident box, superfine stephen CHE before the kick was like he does not have this, he does not have it crushed it
so. Yeah the box, like tadpoles, could job tat boy
you didn't do it, we still
of your alive, but you one
could end up being okay, I could see it I mean the division of the planned seems like it could be wide open. So I thought it was like
it was kind of weird how everybody was
about MIKE Evans deserves better than this
before they even played down a football yeah does really
it was like they better tray
because this team is gonna, be the bottom of the barrel also
given, as is what is like thirty one or something's wholesale career and ease won the
I know I mean it's, not it's not one of those situations where he's played on just bad teams for a decade and like you gotta, go, find a ring. I think
given that he wants more money. I e deserves more money, so you just he said, he's got
contracts. Contract is
I love whenever they say like starting this date. We're done nego
you think Michael Levin, I was sick. As I know myself like I would
Maybe one of those guys like I started,
september. Seventh, I'm done
negotiating with my team and then, like september. Ninth, when I met the hotel before week, one m texting the gmb and, like
but just maybe like a couple million more like we do it.
keep negotiate or, if you're a gm you just go up to my evans, be like hey. I know that we're done negotiating but we raised our
price five right, but we can give it to you. Sorry, sorry, I would,
and then you can hear the
glaciers would match, but unfortunately we
do that at all. Yet recently, if your listening to this, let MIKE evans know that whatever you are offering him fifteen
I would match that, but unfortunately, he kind of negotiated. I was going to offer MIKE Evans two hundred million dollars to do a podcast. I was going to say four hundred million yeah. Well then, I would yeah well going to two hundred yeah, but unfortunately he won't accept it. At this point, yeah I was going to give MIKE Evans dave. Actually I was with him in tuscaloosa this weekend. We were talking about it and Davis like should we just give bars,
MIKE Evans, and I was like I- we should
can't negotiate. You won't accept and you're gonna do a very till. They will have to wait so I was gonna. Do I was gonna, give him stephen CHE as his personal slave? Yes so put, but unfortunately it can't take it jake. Can you please?
port, that did forestall sports is willing to to be given to MIKE Evans, but he's done negotiating, are you? Can you can report it tomorrow? So it's
fortunate, for it is it's. You bet. I really want to give the company to might give us
really does want to get paid more just so that he can afford more. Money, too,
four jimbo fishes by yes just s
Did you see that fund? That's
any taxes, an employer, that's in the unifil right now
You should hold out immediately.
And everybody get an extra million dollars per year in a big community pot and then try to buy out chimayo fish, yes
yes get it get it done right now. Alright, so
the box. I was impressed by the box. I was impressed by the box. I do have one
questioned. Did you see justin jefferson s,
yeah he was he was looking
you lost a football game. I degree
it will be made into something more than it is because I'm not gonna do
why justin jefferson is upset he's mad. He also he didn't like he went off at the first avenue. I think he only had two catches in the second half
but yeah, look like he lost week. One any was pissing loss because he's the best or
of the best receivers in the nfl. Any proof
probably like every great wide receiver thought he should have the bomb
yeah I got I dead. That's a normal thing like I'm, not gonna make more out of that than what it is. So big it are. We are we losing the diva wide receiver
I think, that's we more frying, we're glasses on just exactly. We have that. That's exactly right like we were.
we were so lucky for such a long time with a great list of just insane wide receivers that we could always been like this diva,
It's like he already more antonio brown tonio brown odell when he maybe if he gets
I don't go to. I don't think he's good enough to be a diva, that I know he if he, if he started acting like David they'd, just be like you're, an asshole right. We don't
I don't. But here we do. I feel, like
no true diva number one wide receiver in the unifil. Yet
liked your marches flirting with the whole like. Why called them fucking l
I didn't really even make that many headlines just made him sound like he was in lord of the ring yeah yeah it it made it sound like he, he lost to a bunch of elves who would be jake and you can
gotta figure out force
who is a thing is that even wide receiver, man, because he felt take ecosystem desperately needs, but they have to be late.
Yeah guy that alike slap is coach in the face and george pickets if he gets good yeah, because we ask that he absolutely is on got a watches. Gotta divinum he's my number one pig for for next up. In the diva dr achieve addressed, but it's not even he's not diva. He just wired different yeah fuel
the difference between diva wired, different yeah,
Antonio brown, vaunted
perfect wired, indifferent yeah
you, don't have same like he was not as diva and then he became that way,
I think he was always a little bit. We're though you never know something a little bit, but he wasn't like pulling
dick out in public swimming pool, weird Iraq's correct that that definitely
makes many lives Tom Brady yeah. I wondered
Tom Brady sauce grace. Who do you got jake? I mean I'm just looking.
She was in a league tiree stuff on it.
It is just a couple of tenants. He did slap like a seven year old guy in his face this off season, so there's that yeah yeah
the items now
the whole,
No, we need. We need somebody like cooper kupp as diva. Oh that'd, be great. I love that we do need. Oh you know. D k, t k d k little bit of a definitely be the diva k metcalf, where people are calling them out there or do us a favor de dk. Just get a little more dvt. Oh yeah,
do the piss celebration.
you guys was no other than it was so fond of when every off season I would that would take up
like the dac contracts, extension poorest
the offices were spend like two weeks talk:
math instead,
Terrell owens doing synopsis, DR weir, like call nanny.
The pig yeah radio, moss rainy, mossy yo same street cash. O me in the in the parking lot in, I have one who came back today. Michael tie,
tat could be in that for sir, he he needs way again
all the injury stuff and in, and you know so as to
like he deftly could be in there he's more vigour, yeah your what
see for though he aspens
how many many weeks you think, he's gonna play this year. I dunno. Let's go
it is, is once more the furies like by oh, I remember Michael thomas yeah pickets.
yeah five five years
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if one game jim
thirty, one colts, twenty one. My first thought
This game is over
How fast and awesome calvin ridley is yeah. He's really good. He's really fucking good he's going to make that often tom. I would like to walk back and take permission to walk back to us. Please
I think to everyone's might be better than just fields yet.
I just like you saw it
it was, and I had a lot of kidney stones for the last couple years and I finally
last one out last night, so there was probably the stones talking last year. Now
I'm kinda zone free and I'm thinking. Clearly
I will now admit. I think I think trevor lords is pretty damn good he's, pretty damn good the z jones pass. Yet another wants ingram like
and he also was like the cold. Defense was actually come in his face all data
jack's often supply without came robinson whose whose serving
war games, suspension
looks a little little light, but
yeah trevor lawrence utopia of two. You ready for this, not least crazy stat.
Trevor. Lords- has one for street FC south games. That's all
a streak jack's quarterback history, the up for four four.
Chopsticks anatomy it. As the said jackson,
there it is its shocking,
that's never happened before, but
you think about it. I dont think that the jagged were in the area of sea south for their entire existence. Yeah I feel like they were in their unlike the mid.
Mid west. The central
within the central. When I first started- I don't know I don't know, but yeah. Congratulations, yell jaguars your head before the two dozen to season the texans in exists. The cold
once they have the east long jag, where they have central park surrender than if she sent real yeah yeah
the jagged looks
their office was really good, their defence still, as is suspect, but this is like a peep briscoe
the schedule is very easy. Yesterday they took care business against calls team that
I also this for
spans. This
the tenth street year that you ve lost week, one, but I would guess
This is probably the best one is the best
She had week, one because it
in addition, while now
Obviously a finished product had a couple: pig mistakes,
that interception when he got the ball back down three with five minutes left
were flashes there, where
stead of trotting out
we were set or fill rivers or matt, ryan or carson, whence you at least have
thing to be optimistic about so, even though you lost you have a year
quarterback,
twenty one years old,
who you can be excited about, and maybe he grows into being the guy and also spends on for the court's. You look good against future. Superbowl participants
yeah jacksonville jaguars, gatty briscoe. Yes,
other notes from this game take been bixby within all time. Dumdum play aegis.
Lord fumbled, and he picked up the ball,
I was standing there with it and then got stripped of it and it turned into a cold sti concept touchdown. That was,
that's just a rookie zero point: zero situational awareness yeah. That was those to force
you're such a right. Yes, no matter what football football field, the force partners on he's all right
the biggest guy out there. You know a spot him across the across the entire city. Mistake: ok,
Giant authors to force bognor playing in a stadium filled with giant. Yes put. I thought the court's like. Is there
my ten, but it was also worthless gate. They were in the fourth quarter and it was.
Fourth yeah and they showed some fight and us, like the other colts, might be able to put the colts into my frisky category.
I would I I would agree with that and Anthony richardson looked like he was like he's. Definitely one of the best athletes out on the field at any given time. Hank will agree with that.
You look good run into all your decent through
the ball at times, yeah
today. The dates density is an ultimate rookie, like start where its
there's moments that you can look at.
If you're a colts holy shit. This is what we were we drafted and forty,
is what the future looks like and theirs
it's really say: oh yeah, that's right! He's a rookie in very wrong will also ease on
is to match peyton manning career record.
If the indianapolis colts right, yes, cause manning his first year lost like every game that he played, but not the interception rack, not the interception record, so he's actually ahead of what peyton manning better than pavement as a rookie. Yes, I
keys the youngest guide ever throwin and run for a touch on two. That's
twenty one years old, right, yeah,
those that was the youngest guys inside nineteen forty, which doesn't captain
What
it's either liked way, Longo step before they even start passing the ball or the answers norm van brooklyn, right and also nineteen. Forty, like a twenty one year old quarterback his like about to die
so now you will get a wages like when you die like forty.
like all the other twenty one year olds were overseas, firing right exactly so yet best past week, one
courts loss in the last decade. I would agree that article two decades tenor.
yeah the bad light. Nothing about that was the best laws also shut out to the baby or says that attended this game tourism.
Funny submissions out there? Yes, I have one note
oh for shame, steichen. I like what he did
his team was flying around. It feels like
Every richardson is the guy in terms of the locker room which you have. If you want to see right away with you, rookie quarterback, like guys, feel drawn to em
I appreciated it because I had the colts. I bet the courts in the game.
maybe, when you're down ten, don't have anti riches and running the ball, would like fifty seconds left, yeah,
don't live and learn. He got hurt in insurance like an afterward said that he's not he's he's fine, but if
you're gonna have a running quarterback, maybe time and place situation yeah those tough when they put garter mention again
is it any longer and that your hairs longer and you gotta go out there and oh yeah. We actually going to need this to win the entire game, but you only get one play and I really need it will end up getting go out for one. We have to get one, a temporary ebony that there was a penalty, so he got a couple play. Oh that's right! Yeah! It was maddening too.
I that was I.
God, how much
started watching the game.
At noon.
they are set out loud. The first corals like
I love watching football, but none of my bets matter because I know it's all going to come down the last two minutes and then it all came down the last two minutes. I got my heart ripped out like over and over I'm going,
fair, because last year I think we gave their home
opener,
they get a window that the court's did, I think, in a loss, but when they got ten straight, we
once another home opener they all either home up it was. It was against the chiefs.
oh yeah, whenever we gave credit dimmer say because he
not the roof of the stating right and
from the sun caused fumble by sky more, which meant that they want,
game right,
Jim or say inexplicably, kept the roof closed for the home open, or you can't do that. Mr Arafat arms you're smarter than that reads about. There's too there are storms heatherstone with aid
a figment of his imagination. I actually rainy said third quarter. There's gonna be substantial. Gotta keep the roof closed. That's tough! I now
god is the twelfth many needs. Watches cosplay YAP. Put hang a political stance that
the best the best way
One loss you've had in the
ten years which have all been weak. One losses, congratulations and the the jagged preschool might just
right. It might a schedule their way to schedule the supermarket schedule there. There,
their diva. It's not that good and
there aren't any better yeah, I think josh on it, three sexta yeah, so they they can get after you to get a lead yeah, only twelve, more wins, so the seasons, not a disaster. Why
sir. I threatened pro yachting anything less than thirteen being less authorities a tragedy. Yes, tragedy. Ok next
saint sixteen titans fifteen nineteen o socks.
Sorry that arise. We want you and you're. My ryan tannehill impression
there are so many there's. A couple throws that we saw words like if you just makes had thrown the times when this game shadow, my
enable for kicking that field goal. We kicked five of for the spread of the people.
there had almost worked dear car made the big throw on third down to seal the game.
Car felt like he struggled points, but also
some big, throws that's cut all. We need for the sense that they d, like to
Inches just needed a steady hand last year, yahoo and he can be the steady hand. He was smart. He I think the difference of back had like apple
hamstring, restrain hamstring and said
a car through that one long danfield pass that
getting them
You'll go re s,
He just went right after that guy's ago. They get hurt, do out there as veteran leadership by letting go after this guy funds.
About the titans they ve held their last eight opponents to
a hundred yards rushing
yeah. They get how many of those games you think that they ve won
I've lost all yeah they ve lost all yes, so is whether stats we're like oh there,
good, rushed events
it. Also. Oh yeah, there's the nfl and sometimes wind a team has fewer than a hundred yards. Rushing is because they're just air
on the shit out of yes and it can respond to it fun. Stat about the titans. I thought their uniforms looked cool in the dome today, yet it
It was a nice contracts. It is this kind of the nicest thing I can say about the titans today that every time
we ve put that game. We watch the fourth quarter. That game I was like
oh, this is. It just looks nice like the saints blacken goal as gold,
got old. It's called pewter yet box year, the box yeah black gold, verse
is the saints all whites with the with the light blue, it ellipse cool yeah. So that's.
Very much. The only good,
you can save up tight and I would say that european quarterback will Levis had maybe the best day of any rookie quarterback today, yeah zero, four zero, zero liabilities and the
that starting fervent through three so he's got me the most popular going down a right to know that that was the worst rhine. Tenedos titans came, I think statistically, which is we ve got to play a game,
yeah. That was bad, but he also was moving the nepal neck came through those three interception gets a bangles, but he was kind of moving the ball. This one it just they couldn't.
In order to get I, I am going to wait for all the facts to come out on ryan tannehill. I dunno. We can't make a judgment if he's good or not. Yet, let's give him another three years I feel like ryan tannehill had about
fifty times the we got them into third long and then took a sack. Yeah again
probably not exactly correct, put it felt that way
Do you think I am a bot? I bet MIKE Vrabel looks at this game like it's a shut out,
ok, you got shut out because they get five field. Yeah rebel doesn't acknowledged pickers as being part of the tale again, a huge field,
big, feel guilty and language fake hold out with. I was shocked that he's
the fuel, though you know it almost worked in all their time out and always worked. The dome
fucking a heard by the way our ferments.
Ok. He said he reported end like superdome
up and down noah, he was a mean, I'm surprised and a sound and pick him up
because out of you saw him running that five k he's pretty quick. He was the end of it. He was blazing pass a bunch of middle age, people and maybe some small children and that's why we got to get men see to work out what james
That is my dream. I think
it actually like he might be the perfect thing to take him.
It's the next level again they they should incorporate. Minsky into one of his weird workout routines that he does, he just makes noises that he's making noises and Jamie's going to have a blindfold on and he has to
void missy, trying to sack I'm just by hearing noises and figure out? Where is yeah yeah? I like it.
I yeah I mean the saints I guess you have to play.
Carcass. You travel
division, but
there's so much fun of james was the start. It would be just let team is start. Ok next came
I'll panthers,
this I'll say this. Our good friend arthur Psmith for under the programme looking jacked by the way great, must
ash I like when coaches use cliches. Ah
actually factual. So it's not just a cliche thing to say: he's act,
giving you the correct answer, even though it is a cliche without this when you play, who you play yet that the fact plate play who you play but
also when coaches say that, unlike yeah,
There also know that, like the tea might not be as good because it has brought a bad team or something like that, but artists with
for the games, had we don't care about stats, we care about winning. He believes that,
that was like desmond ridder. I think he I think he had like one hundred and fifteen yards well. This is a while desmond ridder stat. At one point, he was four for four passing
with zero yards and one touched I love it is an awesome. Yea tyler algerian be john, had
eighty per cent of the falcons. Often they do not care about staff.
Here about winning that's how they won this game, that beijing
a sound was so fucking awesome tat was like
I know that he has to perform all year for falcons. Vance be happy about pick, but I might just be happy with that clip just over and over
I saw that I don't know how to figure this out, but they said he
ten percent chance of sky,
Natasha many caught that ball,
given wherever, unless in the field, I dont
still don't know how he was able to blight break. I know I broke the phone
tackled with any kind of
We don't dream shifted to our two guys to score to touch
We need europe play the game. Doom back when you were a kid
could walk through walls. Yes, he clipped. Yes, he clip through the day
and ended up on the other side, it was
For the rest, the game I was like wired to giving the ball to every single
yeah yeah he's got those rookie. Those are those fast legs that rookies had while they were just trying to win the game. That's it. They didn't care about stats. There was two hundred and sixty one total passing yards in the game.
At twenty twenty three anytime. You very tough
but it doesn't because I mean break
bryce young, I I'm taking the long term ambrosch citizen friday. Ah here
couple, good mom,
couple really bad moments. Jesse bates had to
options which could pick up by the by the falcons, getting him from the bengals in free
and see but yeah, I'm taking the long term or on
rice, young and am also rooting, obviously against panthers, because we are the bears had their traffic. Yet today was the first
for the atlanta falcons, with a winning record. Since
thousand seventeen, while congratulate
falcons and they were to the playoffs. That's a long, ass time. Yeah. I respect you for hanging in their friends
and by the way, speaking to hang in, there looked like used by to kill himself today
it was you I guess he was up on the raw once he was in the rafters knew just looking over the edge. What should I do it and then he jumped and there was a bungee, but I thought
for a second. I thought he was about to generate themselves. Yet two hundred and sixty one pass total passing arts. It's there was tough watches bad.
it's off the south is just impossible to know. What's going to happen,
it's going to be like a mosh pit at like an eighth grade, talent show in the biggest kid's going to win at the yeah I kind of like it, I kind of like the falcons last year because they're like we know what we are
I run the bomb place of defence in trouble. You know, burn the clock and play
two and a half hour games and when that way did I not
back its exact on everyone. I haven't had a vain yeah, it's now it it. It probably doesn't work. If you get like ten o,
if but other than that, if you could stay away from ever being down ten points, yeah you can whenever gave you'll, be sick.
next year in the draft
should or Sanders indian sanders poodle
John, our wines that we're not gonna go to the unifil unless the falcons take both
However, we do want to not not are they would be, Dionne would be, it will be.
coach and then it will be head coach, pre
in no different position do you want to be the gm gm there. You go yeah yeah. He gets all the good players bring his baggage with me.
and Travis hunter has come to yeah
george and then should or centres wherein the all black falcons uniform. That would on
be allowed to wear his uniform too. On the sidelines outward rule I like
It has been written just the same player. He wasn't college to women dislike nothing while you yeah
what wins games yeah wins games like the cincinnati that he does that I'm like, oh, my god, desert runner. I would say that the falcons are like a group of five nfl teams: they're, not a power conference. Yeah, look they're trying to go to a new year's day, bowl yeah and they can yeah they absolutely the right coach with a great coach like arthur smith or luke fickle,
jerusalem but
with our great coaches, who, with a great curtails very, was you
brusque offence in one day hated, you lost three thousand dollars. You fuck, I didn't me, I didn't mean to to
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they might have a good record at the end, but they want to initiatives yourself who knows and the end of sea in general, who know like well spigot, interestingly enough, by conference today,
The aim of sea was five and nine awhile. The enough see was tenant. Six about that.
Saw them all. They hers the haters stocking.
the enough see not being a good conference,
Numbers never lie at it. We did it.
If the superbowl was today and z, enough soon would dominate. Firms can be as he Sienna C4 yup
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we'll do the games level once a year at at the end, there's two of em. I think everyone wants here. Let's talk about the best afternoon game that was dolphins, chargers, who wish
I wish that this game.
has there they now on its own yeah, really appreciated, because this this is
developed, but no one will talk about it. Remember its greatest. We want a game over. This was a great week, one game of all time. You had a far dolphins, thirty six chargers. Thirty four to a.
all the two haters out there to a non expect,
Thus, four hundred and sixty six yards three touchdowns. I know that there is
but under thrown balls in the first half. But if you
We even to a that third and ten, with like three forty left, where he
pressure stepped up in the pocket hit terry
hold down the sideline won the game. Basically, guy was it tat was
What I love about mcdaniel is that he is smart
to realize that he doesn't have to think as we have every problem
and he will run the throat. I recall the ballplayer yeah and that play works all the time they have been. The game was up and down so much fun like tat day was the I feel,
We finally got justice for that sunday game. There was dolphins charges last year dead
thought was, can be issued out and it wasn't and we we now
got are like we got what we deserve this.
the shoot out we deserved. It was back and forth. Austin hackler was going off
I don't really understand, will kill more, was doing where Austin heckler had an incredible day feels like he couldn't get.
and then he had three touches on the entire fourth quarter. But that's you know tell me
just continue to be the next year
everywhere. You got sometimes when it, when an opposing team score on you really quickly. You feel like you, there
after also score quickly. Yes, sometimes if it's a close game,
it doesn't matter if you score in like two plays or if you score fifteen. In fact, it's better if you score and fifteen plays yes just go
wrote stepping drive, but coaches sometimes found that,
were they like? Oh fuck, we have to respond and send a message. You always,
I do that now and this game could have had even more scoring cause to a had a fumble at the goal line to start the game yeah
ride to start the game. We also had the
this penalty ever by jesse jackson. At the end of the
half were to it
through the ball up with no time left, it was autonoe. Twenty yards
twenty five yards short of the amazon and
He just shoved the receiver on
I'm down past interference,
foul free three points.
which was or oh yeah,
one by two point: interesting ha that that was pretty pretty bad.
that's a big time. Seaward spla gap that is weak tat is what you get when you're a fantasy words and the
often almost see words the game on their own at the end of it. Yes, on that that last year's there, it was
was it. Is this extra point miss such miss extra point almost cost them that game, but
It was funded and when I see those two colors on the field at the same time, it's like this. This call combination get the blues. You get the awkward
are the tools yet determined useless point? I hate the charges. Uniform said I I hate the ilo pants
Ok! Now, because you want them to be the powder blue, I want to be. I don't think there that bad if the charges did
have the powder blue uniforms. You wouldn't think these ones are bad
he's a pretty cool, but you know there's something out there.
better also great day for justin herbert haters cause is obviously the two just norbert same draft. He gets a ball back with like.
Little under two minutes left and was unable to do anything. Vic fanned just started dialing,
upon every blitz, as your great great puts his butter
it's one of those
and actually mean anything. But if you haven't
yourself on one side, you can walk.
maybe, if I told you he socks, YAP for sure,
There was also to his performance today was like when the best week, one
for missus sense nor van rockland, while
and that is one record. I would. I want a multiple to put bounty on them.
passing yards in a game record.
Because it makes no sense that that's the one
that stood up for what seventy years yeah a pass,
record. A single game. Passing record has been broke
when when was that game
passing yards in a game and fell.
five hundred fifty four yards nor van brooklyn through four five hundred fifty four yards in nineteen. Fifty one
that irregularities? We need. We need to break that record. It's insane that asthma broken. Yes, yes, I agree we need. We need someone to break out record. Let let someone just
Pierre, regarding throw pizza party for whatever quarterback breaks out record this year, tyreek kill was
I mean he's just so fucking good yeah. He said
faster than everyone tuner fifteen yards. Just every
So awesome watching the dolphins when their cooking and and it actually
is very similar college football game where the dolphins are
so fast that guy
way more open than they should be in another fogey like going from ours,
Noting this, when we started watching games today, going for
fourthly, saturday, to a full slate sunday. You just are you just like have to
retransmission. Your eyes were
you just know like hey, there's not going to be guy just running wide open everywhere around the field like it is on a college football saturday, except for the dolphins ingesting jefferson words like
you'll, look up and they'll be just no one near terry kill or he'll catch. A ball
and just run past everyone. It's so much fun. It is yeah DK had one of those plays a day yeah. He was wide open, a wide open, endzone fake, like he was going to run like a hard turn to the inside. Why would you ever think DK is going to do that now. You can't buy Dunkin
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the people they then we re idle, ravens friends I wore on my right now you score. Gummy happened yet happened week. Why
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get right over. It
also asked me to take the dummy picture right in the middle of the colts, like fourth downplay
come and ask. How did it was shaking? It was like the scariest thing. I was a gift and if they get sees yeah sure being taken wall, his entire games on the line it's gonna, be there
He had a couple of those today. Jake had his hits for the first week. What was the other one where you're like congrats on one party yeah right is like and the pairs were getting fucking smoked and the eagles and patriots coming down to it. He just like stepped in he's like Pft
one at all. After the dolphins one and- and I think max, I shall die out.
the four year, ravens twenty five percent and nine.
we're gama. I think the
ivins finally have the receivers. A flowers was awesome and Lamar jackson actually trusts him say. Flowers is so good, so he was so shifty when you get the ball in his hands that he was going to be a problem to bring down
fortunately for the ravens, they might
reclaiming their old title as the most injured team in the nfl for injuries for injuries and and big injuries. So yeah, so Ronnie stanley got hurt. Who else got hurt? I know Jk Dobbins athlete dillinger bombs. Yup, he got hurt.
And there's somebody else to someone on defence. Marketers was out yes, a mature, their pack on beef and yet who might want to pack, but let's get yeah jacob dobbins, I feel very, very bad for he had to work.
we can't ever because not only did he get hurt, but because there was that weird
leaped from the kentucky game, where the announcer was like ten
ago. No
is a foster child and no one wanted him and now he's here kentucky that forced the famous cost johnson
about shaky dobbin single revival which
You guys are remember that one when you're I can play for you guys.
johnson reminded everyone that JK dobbins mom thought about getting an abortion.
And actually happened, gush einstein said that live on its they did. Is they didn t boat to yes? So here it is.
is. He was eighty because she was thinking is the while this barbaric, wonderful to be the key topics cause the balkans.
Were created and that's just shots in saying that is insane during alive
does it mosquito house taking too
Ah, yes, tough, so rough feel really bad for JK dobbins, like every last every year, unless her last year, when he was healthy, he still looked like he was in pain when he was when he was running down the field. It was like it was tough, he was fast, but he was also olympic. I've never seen anything like it
a touchstone today than achilles like it just he has the worst lock it fucking
on the other side
CJ stroud, not bad, not bad.
Really basically the worse place to start your career ass, the ravens who just did their similar to the niners, where, if
like every time there is a pass insulate to fly.
There's six ravens that are ready to just take your head off. They ve got probably the best line back.
do in the nfl yeah and they were all over the field. So I can't you carefully.
Judge him based on today, not new
but people well, but it wasn't. He wasn't bad. Looking us were actually doing a really good job of growing as people like we, we we compliment
richardson say said brave young due to couple good things: sieges shroud shouldn't get teamed up, just cause pudding,
ravens were round already evident, haven't anything bad about Daniel Jones. Yet because we often talk about
gambia yeah. We will also Marcus Williams windsor.
museums, yeah, yeah
but yeah the ravens looked like the ravens a little rusty but took care of business against a bad texans team
the weak re rice was on sideline. Was he really doing what he would they kept,
security by the steps which is probably good, better place. To put him, then another thing that could did you up and down gees
They re rice, whose back either we have. I
to the afternoon sleet ram seahawks ray
thirty six thirteen. Ah, this
I played the worst second half a football. I think I've ever seen
so bad, didn't touch the ball. They had fourteen place,
fourteen plays the second. I didn't fourpence yeah four minutes
fifty five seconds of having the ball. That's insane
they were so bad. They they look
they were handling the game.
And the second half started it was just over the second quarter, sucked too for them. Yeah. The highlight of the second half was Geno smith. When aaron Donald was running directly, I'm going, oh, my god, which was also so that's honestly. What I would say it would not me it would be. Oh my god and then you'd hear me shitting my pants, not me meme styles, I called him a pussy to his face
will you running. I know we're. We do that. Every eu air donald you posted everyday means why
putting like you, don't know what I'm talking about.
god, you know that I was minister. I would be scared out. What's a good deal
Sadly, I want all right now
yep was right. Now I would shit. Keno Psmith would never here. Yet there was a bad bad game policy ox they looked.
again, one of the worst second ass of I've ever seen a temple off into line doesn't look great, no gino, not maybe turn it back into gino. Maybe did we write back? I don't know. Also
the rams shall Mcvay, still very good coach. So I was very low on the rams this year and then
who could occur
Why you, who just like,
in play last year. I every game us like all is placing a play, is awesome
He had a hundred nineteen yards and two june.
Well at a hundred and nineteen yards and they dont have cooper cup. For a few weeks,
and the rams just dominate the seahawks, which I was it shocked me, did every
former redskins coach winter day,
how many shanahan mcdaniel mcveigh low floor. Yes,
we did the rams. I was impressed.
I thought the rams are be bad. This year
canada, and when
they went in and they handled business against seahawks, so
for the rent in that suffered, looks good,
he looks, really go on the ball and he was like moving around ok and there were just running like classic. Ramrod swear met several common rules out a little and one
If the tight ends or receivers running a curl route, that's an garda bolton and it just would be like. Oh fifteen yards, no prob yep, so I don't know what to
of the sea hawks was it was last
or flash in the pan. I again we're probably should overreact too much too weak one. But again
That was one of the worst halves of football. Their simple! That's what we too, as for we too, as is the big overreaction week, is weak one gay,
you can re overreacted, like the opening game that Thursday game you shouldn't overreact,
You should overreact the money in a game and the sunday night
but the rest of it. You should not.
we too. Once you get the like to know
the open to net
deems name, then you can be like
Jane, then you could be like I'll come. I think off the ones
you're back the dungeon this year, too
whose line is anyway, can you give us? It will guess, I think, to see ox play the lions next week. Tat might be a time to take the sea hawks, but whose eyes and where's a game
find the line force. Tell us where the game is.
Yeah, as in detroit to Detroit, ok
It can be lie and while the clock
lions, six, a half.
say lives, foreign half right, the middle five and a half.
Oh, they don't know what to do with it as an going to ask back and back and forth. Ok, that's fine
have fun whose lives anyway do one more.
Washing away for ok next game, raiders broncos
rate or seventeen bronco. Sixteen. I have once that for you pay of tea
which we talk about last year. But if the broad
I had just average just scored twenty points in all their losses. Last year they would have been ten in santa, they want fourg,
I believe
Sure they average sixteen point nine points for game today. These
Lord sixteen points and I lost seventeen sixty will the first athlete pretty good
go versus was curious, arose in the first half. He had a hundred twenty five passing yards. He was here
but if a passing yard seventeen for nineteen
two touchdowns no interceptions in the second half he was ten for fifteen for fifty two yards, yeah bad bad, bad.
I do like our sean paden came out. The gate, hot yeah,
he didn't answer kick in his.
Opening kickoff he's been thinking about doing that for the last? How many years
Two years yeah, you know that he has been in the back was eddies like when I get back first vote,
the thing I'm doing we're doing on site did they recover, they did, but then they said that they touched the ball within ten yards, but it was close.
but you know that champagne he's like he had a little bit
paper sing on psychic, no matter what he'd have looking at every morning. Rub it a little bit
Jimmy g was not terrible. I have a question for you
jimmy you yeah is Jimmy
a dog.
Ah.
actually he might be. I think he might be dug backs. Crosbie said that he was a dog after the game because it gets hurt. A lot yeah pretty
I play he wants to play when he's hurt and he gets hit really hard and he bangs pornstars and he bangs porn. That's a dog move right there and he's good. Looking very good. Lord. You see him and his chain know when he was in the fighter pilot the fighter jet yeah looks like tom cruise. He was. It took my breath away: f, eighteens, eighteen,
He's gotta sky ever be yet Jimmy g, not so bad. I this is another one where I kind of
The broncos we're gonna, be there in a coma
and play well in the raiders. We're gonna have a bad here in this. Like oh shit, it again, we want cause we
look back until I get member, that's at what was the year. Was it
add wars when they one week, one against the colts and there like were not done yet
and they never want to game again. So he had ever know what week one will do so guess how many days it's been since the broncos beat the raiders. Oh.
I'll be a couple years. Five hundred thirty two ok, I'm gonna get
over under over.
how many would you guess? I guess? Seven hundred and twenty eight unaware that lands-
one thousand three hundred fifty two days
It's a long s on the brothers
don't win the fc western. They don't. They haven't. I dont think part from homes beaten them for like seven,
three year, those at one time the John bruton went to kansas city and beat the chiefs, and then they did labs around arrowhead stating like flippin everybody off. Yes, I rocked that's right. I miss Julia cloud was raiders, I'm saying the broncos or the broncos yeah yeah morocco don't beat the chiefs, they haven't, I think patrimony maybe never lost the broncos yeah. I think, sounds right
It's great lazy with branches
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which is also crazy because they were one of those teams that for them
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packers thirty eight bears twenty. I don't really know what to say. This is probably the lowest I've felt in a very, very long time and yeah. That was terrible,
will terrible terrible I'd.
it's the same as it ever was. I am I'm living in the worst version of crown hogs day possible,
I had all the hope. All the
rotations I knew the deep
he's gonna socks or not. That surprised that jordan love, look good, did miss controls in the first half, not no big deal
yeah that was really really bad and everything I was hoping for
I know it's a long season, but it feels like it's. The bears can suck for the rest of my life
and the packers are going to be good for the rest of my life and there's nothing
do about it and it's so fucking gutting and disappointing and terrible.
and I know all you sickles and perverts,
Listen this right! Now in your joint, you packers vans. You fucking sick, goes on. In order to say
Alex errand jones said: nothing's changed were still the packers, yet no innate they just date, nothing has changed. The bears. Looked horrendous, luke gets E, I dont know what
fuck, he was doing, we went, we reverted back to the bears, offense
at the beginning of last season. Where, like just feels just-
there is no design- runs we're just gonna throw the boy.
It's basically bob
screen or
on four two yards
status. There's three
one area. Arts per attempt.
And that was designed like that was not now was
I just feel like I dont know what what the entire.
Off season, like hey, we're, gonna be fought the office of line which socked think up bullied, justin
didn't have any chance to throw a
gonna making she like he wasn't. He wasn't good.
either ages? Everything fucking socks,
everything, socks
everything is the same.
Even set on fridays like if I get back to this point, I at least not to deal with it. Guess what it's worse than I
I could imagine this was.
Demoralising. As long as you could ever have in a weak one came.
so there's a cycle to a running quarterback.
It goes usually something like this. They start out and-
the often scorning says: ok, we get a rookie quarterback ease dna
with his legs, but we need to protect him because
bigger players, nina, fell, they're, not gonna, be able to run people over not gonna, be
scramble as effectively as they didn't college
So we're going to try to use them to be quarterback and then they
I too make them be a pocket passer
that usually goes off the rails little bit because I'm not used to that. Then they open up the playbook
it did with bears last year, and I, like oh shit,
guys incredible with his legs. Look at him.
You start having some success.
You do more of that, then
he's better than trevor lawrence use. Some people say like when their peers.
can he stones and they don't know what you're talking about this?
you'd better. The travellers
then, in the off season that player,
or the coach is like
we love. How good the sky was last year, but we have to protect him.
He's. Not can people do that forever, so we're gonna,
they can be more of a pocket pat and they cycle back to
they did when they first got into and then that's not
that's not gonna work. You need to adjust and fields be like ok.
He's great with his legs
Let him run around a little bit here
take some shots, but let's trust him to be smart,
and uses legs ass, often ass, a weapon because he's not
Just dropped back three steps and throw slant,
but it was, it was just. The whole thing was stupid. It's not even like I just don't. The whole thing was fucking, sir.
Bidding, demoralising and terrible and awful and worse than I could ever even imagine the game. Flipped like I don't
no, they didn't have time out.
The bears even talked at halftime. I think they're like
I think they actually read my tweet because I said,
after much like you know not
first half, but I know that george
I've missed a few throws. Aaron rodgers would hit
probably would have in twenty six it half issues aaron rodgers. They probably read that. No, I guess we're good, because
nothing changed they didn't, do. Packers looked
Lately differ in the second half the bears locally like they can change anything, and it just all is
to the same spot.
there's going to suck all year like I do. I look
schedule now. The problem is the box
the chief sweet. Three like the bears can suck this year.
I dont ever know. If just feels can be good because an altogether and give me a chance and in the
its coordinators, is a fucking numb skull.
And everything socks and the path is probably the best quarterback the league. Somehow so
I brought this up to you in the first half of the game. I I'm still concerned about it. You are not concerned about the time, but I want to. I want to circle back on this item. This isn't fair
I feel this affair. What you're doing I think
talk about ok, just
fields by
Jordan loves family. Oh yeah, I had no problem to go the gate. Yet no problem, I don't like it
they'll, probably an hour. I said you in a moment it's exactly like when bill ross.
the obvious didn't work out. This way bill recipes to put up we'll chamberlain at his
house. Let him sleep at his house before he beat him in the finals. Obviously didn't work out that way
I don't know why. Jordan love can't fucking by his own family tickets is simply the cheap.
Guy in the world and that's pretty me: I'm gonna have
do this I would have to start
slandering george love, that's the only playbook I had
sure everything is about our rogers. Guess what your love! You get that now
I'm sure it's a mean things about you in lash out, because that's the only thing I can do
because I know
there's, never gonna be good and
there. Never gonna, nothing
ever gonna work for this. For it I just think is weird that that
Jordan love is like hey. Can you buy my parents tickets
it's a strange move and then your
quarterback against your biggest rise. Gonna say something. I'm now. Dare I say it is I'm not I'm not the market
ok, the smart! I know what you're gonna say: it's good that you don't say.
I will not conceal their
say you under whose one is anyway for his box said you
do it again asshole
The guy who wears getting tennis game to table
box,
minus two and half box, probably miser billion hammer the box spots, my story: ok, I'm
Nevertheless, I have a question for max. You want to me ass you to fuck you,
I'm just curious guys are all sick. You might ask it: go
I don't
I and my colleague anyone in this room are just curious, you're, saying all socks phd,
is that bad? It does suck sucks you're lashing out at all, but he sucks are you lashing out or you suck? I know I know better than to take anything you're saying right now he sucks and you have to travel around or just feels even more than I did, which is crazy thought. He was good now you're going to pretend, like you didn't
no I had marked out he was going to help us out of the world you're saying that the bears we're gonna stick again this year there is sink forever.
It. Doesn't matter they're going to think forever. Do you do the same thing? Or do you take Caleb Williams? If you get if you get the one, what we're going to have one too, probably because the panthers probably going to be bad too? So I dunno
protein care worms, Edric may impose them will be hit by a bus. I don't fucking, know they're gonna suck forever theirs,
nothing they can do
and I know em overreacted week one, but it was against the backers it was an first week would just feel
and and Jordan love and everything was gonna, be different and nothing was different. It was
how worse than its ever been it felt worse, because even
erin right when it was aaron rodgers like errors, a whole famer like he's an incredible quarterback
You understand ways beating our brains and idle ice.
In short. Lives are good. I don't.
the beverages that back I join those average
at best. So would you rather get beat by your love? The weather yuppie today or
have aaron rodgers still beyond the packers, and he beat you forty, nothing. I
aaron rodgers, because again I noticed aaron rodgers, like that's the thing aaron rodgers is whole frame quarterback. I always
for all, the shit I've said barbarian rogers I'd, never diminish the faculties, an incredible quarterback. So
losing to him. It made sense.
Instead, my brain, like losing a jordan love, makes no fucking sense. Okay, so justin fields we except for the fact that packers and bears we always just sit back. What we saw last year from justin fields like that happened all that stuff
and all the good memories happened. Beget he's got
did you see the let him run the fuckin boy. I know they need to call design, rightly invoking in all the ball more than two yards pass along screaming and he's good. If you can, let him run the boy I know you'd. Rather, we want to move from Hell. We're interceptions a game and into a chance you want to keep him healthy. You want, I install an offence that maybe
isn't in your will even sit down and planned this out to have a quarterback running the boy.
Design runs like twelve times game, but guess what he's
we fuckin good- are running the ball with his legs. Let him do
The other stuff opens up. Also he's gonna get way more hurt in the pocket, the orphans. Why can't you shit? They got bullied. Abs.
We bullied I'm all. He wants to take back to mean things. You said about sumo. Now he sucks he hasn't soccer
one- and I am only doing that because one of what you see here pretending you didn't say that just no better than tried. No, I acknowledge I sent it.
I'm saying I was wrong: that's to the uk
You can't jumped ship that quick.
I mean trevor lawrence is really good. Okay. Well, you will you. You said that for many weeks, okay everytime- I was like if, if justin fields, if they let him run, if they let him play with his legs and do all the crazy shit he was doing last year, then yeah he's a great quarterback
I would love to have him on my team, but they're not going to do that. It looks like find sam houses and suchlike. You want to know fuckin bullshit. I hate everything football, so stupid, sick, everytime, I'm like oh, it's gonna be different. Now everything's going to change, it's gonna be great.
get a quarterback now. I still think just feels very good bye. Still, I think the bears will fail him. The franchise will fail him, and I
the love rhine, poles, I think he's doing the great great things all the old drafted
The cap is set everything set, but we can't beat the packers
I can't wait till after next week, you guys be up, you guys got beat the box
I like twenty point, all the way back justin fields of the future hall of fame, though I still think he's the future. I just don't know if it will ever happen on the bears, because the bears and that's really what it comes down to- it's not adjusted.
Builds indictment, it's the bears are the bears and the packers are the packers and for the rest of history, it'll be the packers beating the bears and there's nothing. I can do about it and there's no reason for me:
sports anymore? I would you think about his post came outfit anywhere. I don't even know how nobody
lace and look like like a grin
It was launched with a franchise quarterback he's. I still think Joseph feels so fucking good. I just the bears are going to fucking fuck this up, like they fuck everything up again, I love ryan pulse goddam, see the conviction in my head, it's all because the packers, the packers do this to me. They fuck me up so bad,
that I can't do anything about it and they just put me in a spiral that I'll just I won't get.
You would be such a happier person if you did like eternal sunshine of spotless mind if they could just do that for you in the packers Gabby.
Forget that packers exist. Yes, yes, like three hundred sixty five days a year, you would be in a better mood. Yeah I
before I like. I, it's a bears really.
We're going to move to san diego- and it's like- I just Don'T- have a team anymore and I can just root against the packers, now be kind of cool yeah. I think it'd be kind of nice life. Alright, that was it
for your sickles and perverts. I hope you enjoyed it. Ah, I do think the bears are stolen because the Sheeran justin fields he's there going to open it up, they're going to beat the bucks, and now I'm back there to beat the bucks and guess what they're going to beat the chiefs
They are Chris jones won't be playing still yeah. I mean the homes talking about running quarterbacks that can't win in this league. The bears are going to be eleven and five. This year, are you
yet rebounded. What about the other game against them?
hers withers over lose out your seventeen games?
I am eternal sunshine
Ok, I ll ask game of the gathered count. Ok,
asking for journalism in football,
eagles, twenty five patriots, twenty hake,
You like to start now: oh
Can I just talked a lot about how miserable I am figured. I remember earlier today when you were saying that when you lose you act,
they do say a lot of things in the park ass in your eager to talk about it.
And then we just asked if you want to start new said no for not having heard my hour now having to talk about it. I only know I thought you'd take. The victor would probably want to start first, but that's fine, I'm happy to talk about it. What do you mean? What do you think this showing people to infer miserably
Tom Brady day
They unveiled the new whitehouse sick, huge jumbotron sick. Are they going to do that later that so far away? What do we
you're not going to do it like the drum yeah in the horns can be like lay at the nice. Only so far away is right behind the stadium right, but then he s like whoever does it s like
down round software. They I'm sure they have an alligator stuff like gimmicks like that. You guys are just turning into the recently
What matters is what it would you guys do before again I mean why not I wasn't
The sixers saying, yeah sixers are losing much as they do draft. They ring the bell right. Yeah sixers ring the bell ringing. The bell. I, like the lighthouse thing, I think it's very cool. I think the jumbotron is really cool. With the lighthouses very cool a week. They unveiled a new job
jumbotron yesterday.
And they got a huge jumbotron that used to have a lighthouse like on the side of the stadium, but they got a huge jumbotron. I was going to block the old lighthouse, so they unveiled the new
jumbotron and then built a lighthouse. So that goes
is really were dead set on the lighthouse
is what happens we'll know. It's like we want to put this huge jumbotron here for the fans, Robert kraft case, but the fans once
huge jumbotron, but by doing that
in a block the old lady AOI, so now dave
Burma's and made a sick kuwait how's that
yeah. But I ask, commissioner, do you do
Think this. How do you think maybe the
Is it
Turning to realise what happens when you're not like spend your time
planning, parades and
banner risings you like, let's build a lighthouse he'd, go a lot of detail that this right will know. I would like everyone here if you guys had been, can continue to raise banners the lighter
wouldn't be toddy had a lighthouse before when there are winning championships,
I think that let us because he built a huge
jumping over here, get rid of it. The winning lighthouse so get rid of the jumbotron to bring back the old lady let the jumbotron is for the fans. Rob aircraft cares about the fact that not only the fans would like the wind superboss. That's gonna.
Then too
we're going to have to have a jumbotron, a new lighthouse and we're going to win with Matt jones, so yeah? If you're wanting into the game, it was pouring rain. Super wet super sloppy to start the game. So
pick six. That happened. I don't really like that. That's just the chalk it up to the weather.
even though others not real
in this situation. The rain was wet.
it was a sloppy rehash. Is extra wet ran now, but it was like no there's like drizzle and then there's like your magic did. Look like the wettest dog in the world. There are no, I was pouring. It was actually pouring so there
Pick sex
that wasn't shocked. I went up to the rain, but when the eagles had the ball into the path of the yeah, what about what about it?
The yard was right, he fumbled he played.
bigger game than that.
The patch wants to stop rating and second quarter had a good come.
Hunter henry great great game? Ah Jones!
actual played really well. He did he played really well, they merit
Good come back.
Fourth quarter, though, the one drive that you know drove me nuts in real time, and then it came back to bite them in the ass. It was fourth quarter thing. It was like thirty minutes left they were
inside the eagles twenty fourth
They went for instead of taking a vehicle, those twenty two seventeen and twenty two
Fourteen they could have made a twenty two. Seventeen decided to go for it
not sure why there's plenty time let in the game. I don't know what
really. What decision was cited? Go for
didn't get it turned the ball over and then they were chasing.
chasing chasing they's
we're touchdown needed a convert that you put the version din and then there
on five and set it down three. So
again had a score, touchdowns feel goal. So
That decision is kind of the one that like then the rain.
Right at the beginning, the game.
after the rain stopped. There were down,
whatever sixty nothing whatever, but they they came back from that they.
imagine the rain they based
repay and they started the game. Minus sixteen right away.
And they should have one mac jones didn't play like
the best football he even said so after the game. He said he, you know he let the defense down. He is the reason that they didn't win. It was
on Tom Brady night
that's a game. Obviously, you used to watch him Tom Brady, your whole life, craze, quarterback, full time here,
Those games no problem, the eagles,
and two chances.
score and win jail in herds fumble
next year on a what.
experience when forty fourth down for
No reason whatsoever
putting the brass very the past, what I had like
less than a minute inside
twenty, probably inside, to go for
fort down gave back, came back the ball at the fifty or whatever
still score.
So I was frustrating. It was kind of the ultimate like
Tom Brady areas over this
the cat, a mediocre mac pats
era that were in now.
Frustrated you, you're gonna, Medio, karabakh,.
Those last use mediocre makin in the fourth quarter. Mediocre mac hurts
so you're just realising that now Tom Brady is not your quarterback. You have a tumblr
for the jersey only did he did the max like what a loser for him wearing his own jersey, yeah and he's like where's, who wears his own jersey in nyc, who helps out with boomers, are the nick as the best everyone knows. Neck was like yeah every football player,
ever replace, plays in the game. Ok,
so you're mad animals per on the jersey, nice
the loser move and he knows a loser, move that the team made him made. Him do for their tv, it
and then he took it off immediately. He couldn't have gotten that jersey off fascinated because he knows it is the loser move the funniest part was, he was doing the tv hit wearing the tom, Brady jersey and then hank looked down. He was like
oh my god. We're we're in the same spirit that that's what you're like a kid, be like all my hero, just like me, so so mass from the winners perspective.
We also be that the super runners up
that's. That's so fully you're more fully than that
No I'm just saying like as bad as it was. I still think the this this team is going to. You know, win some games that people expect him to lose. I actually weirdly thought
patriots like came out of that, like their defences, good and outside the eu
looked rust year for sure code
but that's also like whoa. He just gave you
great yeah. Now look even
more so like the coaching in the first half when they went up sixteen.
They were just shows the right, o defensive and like playing not to lose and everything.
Dump down to yard pass? That was like more frustrating than even like. I mean the fourth thou super frustrating in real time, but
When we talk about all the time, no, the starters played in preseason, they say
They set. We say it like a weak one. You can overcome
and weak one and you won the game so like you can't really be that upset about and you just gotta.
Look at it as a will be like I we're gonna we're onto the next game,
this like any, are scarcely an idea. You wanted
you want to know more about what, along the top of the universe, ease max. What about when hank assaulted you
I forgot,
a pink slapped backs. I mean my wrist is killing me right now from that and hake
your boss, he is, I could, I could easily said
nature we'd we reach our anymore, I buy the brothers their court
law. Where do you live in winter? There is gordon law,
why would you do what you do have, but up the the the
Sure it's Gordon touched so hang thought that I should be slain.
yeah, we had an all time. Hank just rollercoaster, where he just
even those in a room for the first quarter.
had his sweatshirt on, could barely see his eyes and then, when the pages started, coming back, he ripped off
Sorry started everyone slap.
people had kind of hit the nail on the head. It's kind of fucked up there
This game ended the way that it did with two chances for the page.
To go down the field and when the game in a last minute drive- and then you have-
one guy that you would
to do that about?
Anybody else sitting there watching and all the patriots
could think about was fuck. I really wish Tom Brady was out in the field right
if you have, the option of like Tom Brady comes puts the pat on right. Now, no warm up our taken yet
Ah I imagine
did you hear screaming even like not on Tom night yeah say to everyone, knew every time imagined
MAC Jones right now and just or during the fourth quarter, and you
that everybody understands is looking up.
Into mister crafts box and like hey,
was Jimmy that yeah jimmy butler is actually there ok, honestly and backs to fancy through the ripe all like
was the red sea shows that I mean there's
gotta get beaten bounds there, I'd like to put jake on the pip alongside names, because Jake.
Psmith, had a baby. Yesterday, Hannah may yet a baby yesterday eastward score to touch the baby celebration on after the game. Agee brown was like, you know, proposed grape and
think appears to have been a baby. I was when he was due. Doesn't wages again, he had one yesterday and we didn't know, damn it. My fault, dammit traitor did it again,
I got you haven't ariadne, it's one, so I feel hague knowing that max bastard. You today.
You ought to max
I lost the man, usually beat him, but you lost your mac.
Ask me max.
That is what it is.
I sought
It would have been great. I would have been no gleeful
I for one, have been thinking about units,
play off ass, he championship superbowl, potentially, nay, nothing and super
it's just it just socks. We ve talked about a million times, but no, when you have a caliber player like Tom Brady you're in
situations. You'd never feel like
of a game and when you,
have a chance in the fourth quarter, one possession game
you know, you're gonna, win and the eagles work
giving that aim away, and it was
This is a game that we should win. The the fumble, the fourth down like that
give wrapped us the game and weak
in convert and that's something I'm not used to it's something I'm still getting used to, but it it sucks it sucks. You know the patriots. Next game will be played sunday.
then I forgot all whose, on his way,
as long as where's game the game.
in new england.
As a dolphins, minus four and a half two and a half, I'm going to say I'm gonna, say patriots, minus one, dolphins, minus two ooh, okay,
spoilers is in spite of this. I do feel down and all I feel I have
things at Davos. Gonna win on patients have to spoil yeah what let's
for no rain,
Yet rain would fuck you up yeah yeah, where we get. We are schedule that
next week to also mcdonald's another bad, tackling performance
oh yeah, that's I wouldn't yeah it's his game.
You can't get stuff on this problem should be tackling cause huge into the picture from Abkhazia approach. Should limit attack,
maybe given an angle force not abounds of bounds. His castle, don't throw the pic
well sometimes ahead of their sovereign heads, Rita every touching gadget. Sometimes
but he made throws the pathways for a passable back to that's true, but is not the best hackler
but martos play well, but the you know admitted in himself. He he let the team, the region, Tom Brady down in the fourth quarter, then you lost backs and I lost max.
up
last game and will do whose back and get out of here cowboys
absolutely shall lacked the giants. Forty than nothing you haven't way, get it was wet and it was wet
Jones got absolutely manhandled, I
in this game. Sought
fun. Stature D had a seven
to force. Fumbles too,
options, one block field,
four touch on one pick: six and a complete shut up. It was crazy. I've been jack prescott,
the cowboys one. Forty two, nothing adapt prescott at a hundred forty three yards passing knows notions as a that's, a pretty good defensive performance, for
Our struggle is bad is, as you want to start your season. If you're the giants, do you think the giants are as as down as you are right? Oh yeah cause it
I pay Daniel Jones. A shit load of money is very similar to kind of the vikings where it's like. You want a bunch of games. Last year by the skin
your teeth. Will this year be?
for it. They also sneaky just don't beat the cowboys something like thirteen in one.
The last. We talked about it, a nerd, no yeah we're talking about nerd nuggets, so yeah the giants looked as bad as bad could be. I I
That was a hilarious. Who does the embassy sideline no.
I work, I believe, melissa, stark
average move by her in the
view with tat prescott before the game she was like.
So lasher. You lead league interceptions how they can be different issue. He reaches
I think what he said. He was just like we're just spoke someone it
see. I do love that it can attack interception, though yeah. It's so sad. I know we got robbed of it tonight. It sucks. I also feel you know not like a huge
jerry jones Van put good for him because I think you're just about to die, wasn't
Did you see the hologram that he made? Oh yeah, that is awesome. You don't make so there's a a in a t and t stadium, jerry jones, unveiled a hologram, jerry jones, that's interactive! Where fans can ask.
Questions and he will
answer different answers like based on just whatever it's a I hologram.
Don't make out unless you're about to died, I disagree. I think you make that after you die
jones might already be dead. He might be dead because think about the holograms, a you know tupac. There is pretty much it
I wonder, though, how much of those like there's gotta be a list of questions that are allowed to be asked nelson
now we need to go interview, a jury, jones, yeah where's, the best placed to come in immense, shoe
and she he jerry house high school in arkansas. It was great for me
Yeah spend a lot of time outside direct directly outside that that's a yeah. That's definitely like about to die guy move. I think he might be dead already. I really think that the jerry jones that we see now is a hologram jerry jones, yeah
I've person does not make a hologram of themselves. A video of them unveiling it was so weird and so creep. I needed
to question time. The budget we will sit there like smiling, call gets to talk
there should also be in a hologram drunk jerry jones,
how long one like six shots
of joining walk, a blue. That's
jones. I wanna talk. Yes, said some sober robot
I would definitely imagine that when he
die? He will have it in place that, like Toby, a hologram of him in his body,
so they'll show him on tv v forever. I actually think that wind the plan for jerry jones is when he dies the cowboys working
we need to be run.
by the way I version of January jones. Yes, he's not gonna pass that down to his son now or the.
It cleans his glasses. Jerry is going to be run that team for forever from beyond the grave it's coming algorithm, yeah, that's just like okay draft the fastest player from arkansas yeah
we have for water. Shivers get another again another. Some got run that failed. Snapchat pigskin,
the cowboys absolutely give deck. Forty more million dollars,
they demolished the giants. Yeah demolish is about weapon. It was an ass asking I
but you spend zone. Is it such a bad asking that the giants can just be like burn the tape burma take me it was wet
ass, pretty ass, if it wasn't as what tonight, you never know what would happen, that's a game is you're the giant. You need to lose my like seven to feel good. You can,
lose it and still feel good, not forty enough! Nothing! Ok, let's
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is that what I was watching as we get it? It's like the ultimate yeah, I guess
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back to the water dogs, yes, seem absolute, demolish the cannons and they are going to their second street peel I'll championship game. That, from today, we had the game on tv.
and it was never seaworthy kick their as ever. It out now hit they're fucking. So if, if we win back to back piilau championships to be the first summit in to my knowledge, sharing knowledge her in peace,
history, but the whip snakes, maybe I'll phone or give a fuck about what does the started away? This ensures allegories vance. Yet when there are five times in the leg,
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the red wings clean when they didn't. Let me rose island play, it wasn't the best pool of talent backed and who should there be if he should have been for this game
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yeah sure nor yet there was no reason BP, but you have to
like if we do repeat, began
might be the best owners in the history of professional across ever there. What hank, with
If the arouse peg bowen egg to her
Actually we build a lighthouse for for all the water dogs get your first ring. I remember my first ring. It was awesome.
We should build a jumbotron,
the water dogs, homes, stadium and then put
that'll cover up the old lighthouse and will build a built, a bigger light bill, the white house, then the jumper and then another another lighthouse, yeah
but that's not so we're done winning raise yet. Yes, other forty minutes were
Forty is a highway from miniature and lacrosse twelve isn't a court has been played in chicago or philly Sunday september, twenty four forty eight minutes away, that is that's a little cross, came time to them and, of course, gotta wait. So it's
the tenth today in the championship is on. These laugh also vote. Yes, I've media, we all we gotta is it being played on sundays and her twenty four. What time two p m financial framework here,
we'll, haven't. I love my computer yeah.
you just. Let us know just what actually
don't tell us and then
if a ranger shows up will be like Tom S, ass, good job by us,
recent billy to it. I think he hit him and duke are gone again.
because the ultimate aim is jake. Has one more he's back and that's football gas.
Billy tweeted, also during during the game, Billy tweeted, the early. So
been kind of mid, not gonna lie and then his
Tweet was just him and dukes hanging out outdoors in a beer garden getting drunk
your Billy watch, all the talent and entire slip. Billy was
Pre saying, like oh watches, for yeah it's gonna sock,
I'm trying to wish in existence. No we're not doing that. We weren't doing it. Yeah we aren't hank, oh yeah plugin.
For what I share in the bar so store o new football guy S. Shirts hank is rocking the navy claw. We can call it skeleton.
all the clause on
cephalopods. Cloth, it's a hand to see elliot sick, they are sick. We have hats, there's hats
Perhaps our earlier and accommodate yeah yeah, so go buy em right now. There are some awesome for biogas. Shirts. Also
They texas back, but we talk college football wednesday. So we'll do a
watch football on Wednesday will talk about all weekend. I was in tuscany I thoughts
that, for you too weak one voice. We did it.
We'll get better time, we always go late for weak one yeah,
was a little earlier, was fond of his fun just having nothing but football in front of
brains all seven. How excited from london affable.
I praise jake go nugget, oh yes,
Josh Allen, absolutely dominates on Monday night football in.
His six molyneux football games. You thrown eighteen touchdowns into interceptions wow. Ok,
give us your money night preview? You are big jets, fan maims pray nervous, but they think we're
okay wow, you got changed up, just got walker a half. Do you have a nerd nugget for us yeah? Now I was thinking about when biggie was talking earlier in the week he was excited, I'm nervous for the
act of what he's going to write a year and was not go back to the same old jets by hank then mention Tom Brady hall, vanguard rack. He would take em on the field and that winner, the winner
project cars on or not one way he actually like disappointing dismantles, disappointing dismayed loser, given his talent, J color to lose his leg in the annex ii. Shaped, should give up.
Air are still hall of famer did hear Jake Jake's nugget, though yeah, who cares the jets? The jets are great others. Can we get on a jet a great general?
I think next sunday we should try to get the boomers done early and maybe will take the whole showed during the p
its game are, we find out would be fun right, hey sure, yeah
and her they plan again.
That dolphin. We should do that. Always that's that's jake's team of Jacon hank!
going up against. Let's do it, that'll be great. If you want to do that
like you. I don't know that
are you nuts
scan happened, patriots, look bad, don't talk, probably
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