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I god they gotta stop put exact wilson in prime time games. Mr fourth quarter he had a nice drive at the end of the game. Well, it was awesome. Troy aikman was like
now. This is where zack was really comes alive on that last traveller down
Twenty seven six at the time he no points which hurt people who bet the over, which would have been a very lucky over there
was one of the most frustrating games to watch, because the jets defence is as legitimate as logic. Comes they dominated that game from a defensive standpoint,
I know, Zack Wilson has no offence of wine. Zack Wilson might
my favorite guy, taking sacks, because when you
takes a sack
he really iii doesn't go half measure he's not like all I'll. Just take this little sack here, this little five yards actor he's like how far back can I get
where I take this sack. How can I make sure that even there
There's a theory floating out there that jackals and take such great third down sacks so that
It was never even a doubt of going for it, so we can get off the field. Yeah. There's also the theory that the jets' offensive line is so bad that it doesn't matter who they have a quarterback, where it could be honestly
think if they had just object? Quarterback ticket figured out just ops, zero practice. Reps is probably better fit for that off.
Zack Wilson is. He here
confused in the middle plays like after he takes his drop
look somewhat competent as he goes back there.
and then as soon as anything off schedule source to happen, he look
He had never run that play before and he has no idea was receivers. Doing was
of light is doing
I love it. Would wriggling get frustrated employers yet like during the games, because he actually does not hide, is discussed for it, and
yahoo, does hunter discussed for it. Oh is means
yeah, because memes just goes radio silent when the jets are playing poorly, he lost, he lost the password to our twitter account pardon my take twitter account for anyone who is looking for updates Monday night football. Sorry, there were none. Last night, it's not like there was a a huge upset in basketball going on once a generation of passwords find the lost password, I'm not blaming. If I went out, I went out I'm going to blame hank, also wifi. Your phone doesn't work there now, oh connected.
It's too bad tail have cell service. Hake is,
and work pay for your phone bill. Now it does a real it. Should
but hank aren't. You means his boss. I am so
how how does means lose the password
he never reached out and and and ran out of the cheney, they're out of and happy to facilitate, getting him a password, replace replaced as a boss, design that doesn't set off red flags that there's no tweeting going on during Monday football or during the aforementioned college,
all upset it does. We mentioned it to him and he just didn't respond. Tank was also busy because he was working on his lighthouse presentation, which is coming out today, yeah we'll get to that in horticulture. Oh, I thought. Ok, alright, we'll get drawn hot sql drawn so memes and
we also had who someone
who tries to hide their discussed for
Zack Wilson put does
really bad job of it is Robert Sola. After the game he had,
one of the meanest quotes. You can say about someone after Zack Wilson had a horrific once again. There are
one, is bad we're not going say it's all on Zach Wilson, he just loves to run backwards,
and find a way to just get maximum amount of negative yards, but
priscilla said after the game.
not going to say it was even closer zack? Will it Wilson's worst game, which is so
actually agree with. That is what it is all through. Its also so mean to be like
what you guys just watch was really bad,
he's been way worse, wayward, it's true, but it's a very mean truth. Such a mean. That is an insult analysis so
means. Do you still think that
That's are the best him in the annex
at the nfc standings took a hit this week play in the nfc by the way for anyone who doesn't know, nfc standings took a hit, and I put lines one jets to forty niners three seahawks four eagles five,
okay, you, you know, bombings so
you out means because this
This is the most frustrating team to watch I've been here before
having a difference as good as the jets deepens
and then having nothing to show on office will make you
I do not want to be a sports fan anymore. The jets one that game with like the tat was a vow
for a winnable game defensively and what they did the chargers ah, but they just could muster anything
of orphans yeah and the worst part. Is that really the most important?
game of the season? Oh so it going into the
if they would have won their play off. Chance goes. The sixty six percent
now that they lost goes at thirty three percent to big hit.
percent drop. Basically, the charges
you twenty seventy six and they had a hundred and ninety one total yards of off. Yet not again. Charter seem either
no it's now, they did just be you now dead. That's not say much
Do you think that if you, if you took u s, seas orphans and put the jets d
it's on the team. Do you think that they could be the chargers gear by fifty by fifty wow,
but wait put it be? U s he's office of lot? Guess fine, ok! Ones!
if you're, if you're a jets, fan
you're, superbowl everything a week is the same thing and
getting to watch aaron rodgers throw a couple passes and warm up being like well. When he comes back,
you're, really good recipe for success. We tabling a forty year old quarterback,
that has one ankle,
you put it behind that often of line. I think that's gonna end up. Well for everybody, I n n aaron rodgers. I've tried to make my peace with him. I think I've done a good job this year,
city has been playing. I mean what what's he doing?
what's it like? It is where we criticise russia wilson for errors, doing the same thing money.
boy comes round Sunday. Football comes around hops on a plane goes through. York throws up all around on the field. Just
every cameron, the world can catch him and be like wow. This is crazy. Not is you now, with the team figuring those words by hunger being and warnings like? Oh, he might, during my we'll, be back with the team now, but either way it just like,
every single game like what you don't have to throw the passes before the game is taking simulated fist pumps running out into the field, though it is that there is no reason to stand on the field passes just so that all the cameras can be like aaron rodgers looking to be strong passed. So my theory about aaron rodgers is here
he's a troll
He loves, really love fucking with media little bit right. I don't
that he's gonna come back in a couple weeks. I think he's doing this, knowing that the media will see him on tv and talk
bout aaron, rodgers coming back here and he's soon to fuck with everybody I dont get there.
Might be an outside outside chance that if the jets make the playoffs he's back in arms,
I'm saying this is somebody I did put
bet on aaron rodgers to winter-
I player the year, which was plus ten thousand.
I think I win. I win ten thousand dollars. I put one hundred bucks, so I'm hoping that happens, but I think he's fucking with us a little bit. I so
I think he's fucking with us. He did say after the game. Who is he talking to James he's like I'll, be back in a few weeks and he didn't cover his mouth most of the times. Players cover their mouths. There,
there are also is the theory. I saw them one of the laboratory guys through this out there. That is a good theory that maybe he never towards ace is achilles. Oh at all,
and he just doing this to prove that modern medicine is is for gaza, any like he just didn't tears achilles. He had a maybe a bow.
ankle injury,
I like I liked that there he did have a fake.
You know he was actually in a green screen studio, what the picture of him in surgery
it was ready to take the moon landed stanley cooper field- you have, I mean it's
there's only one guy- that this theory actually would give me like- I wouldn't
like no chance. That's true! It's aaron rodgers, like you
Do this theory for cousins? No,
could you this theory for aaron rodgers, although I I we saw his calf, we saw that happened there little. It was like the katy thing yeah, so he got the same while he got the same type of surgery right. The speed bridge yeah that
what's his name, bionic yeah, georgia,
fuck bauer said no broad powers, her ankle injury. He had no lead the the zip zip tie.
Put in his ankle. I thought that was also a speed bridge I know, is a different injury. Yeah, that's an alabama ankle, the tour thing where they just there
Oh, you have a really bad sprain. Let me just zip tie your ankle together the doktor action,
takes you and into the surgery room and just rub some dirt yak out and get back out there, but I don't think
I don't think he's as close to coming back, especially if you see that often to like. Why would you allow?
back off the most major surgery you can have.
then a great lay back right he's throwing the ball is
running around running for his life, which he'd have to do. It would be a great story. I'm rooting for him to come back as it were, formed Aaron, rodgers fan
Former haider now fan a moving from the come back. I just think that,
It's a little much every single sunday
we monday, the unlike you see this path
I think they should have him just run out onto the field with the american flag before every game. Although I was well williams, is evident me out. I repudiate means that his password to his account yeah cause he did tweet. This was cool
No just a video of aaron rodgers coming out on the field, so his wife, I worked for that
That should be his job for the rest of the year. Just get the people amped up, memes.
on he's getting back at us they're turning his mic of them at max forgot to push button again. This is lash out. Memes is such a day. Is such a such a dick
Now the software like off right, though, because it's really like me,
cares a lot about the jets and he's acting accordingly, radio, silent being a dick to everyone
is how people should cope with their team.
come in the realisation that you're wasting an all time? Defence
ana Zack Wilson. I just wish that the jets, which would make it fun at least you know,
again sunday night, the great
we need to see them do something that's entertaining we throughout all the best names as quarterbacks. That should step in on. Like a week
based. Can you imagine how funding would be watching Carson whence behind it,
sense of line.
Why do you want? I got a guy like running for his life and completely losing it in the back of your cards in which be so funny a break both ankles. Again, we have the ass, so the the upcoming stand alone games is the true sick. Oh our! It's like we're testing. Our metal is as sports fans, because you have to remind yourself that in
May you would kill for these games, but we have thirty bears panthers
sunday morning in germany, cult, patriots, sunday, night, raiders jets, monday night, broncos bills
We propose bills, my only good kind of fun, yeah, it's it's! It is really going to like.
you sure you of football
watch every single one of these standalone games. Then we can tell you that you love, I do love, I do to be launching we would. If I read
that same list to you.
In July, you give it to me right now. I can talk myself and anything now. I'm
I might watch the morning game in germany like from bed and maybe take it. Take
news at half time yeah and might not be like totally focused on that, but the gestures
give us the jetson primetime anymore. Please. This is the last one may have eyes they have black.
A game which we also
four football on that day, so you could at least have something else to watch tat. It did Jeff we're not playing football last night. Now it was not a football body
may us now and then a month
I remember when their plane that bad?
I don't know why they just don't give the ball the berries hall like that a thousand times, and then they put down cook in who does nothing so brief, all those good put down.
in does absolutely nothing fish caught em. I hate down cook, who
we're current gas yeah now down with the data cook. Experiment breeze,
did he has anything to do with? Maybe the grotesque orphans of lies run by the fact that they know they can pass yeah
Now you start, you still get down field, you so run the eggs
IRAN still run run. That is true. Good analysis
running back do run. Ah, what?
overall means final thoughts. I think diseases over ok
While I was half its economic union for being the one c in the enough, see the seasonal overnight,
It is actual cinderella, grocer outages
you wanna get off your view, pukes all over yourself, so many times in its like a carney.
like three tea, they just keeps hitting it. Even harder
kay own or your puking one, not let you get off my ride. Yes, what's happening, it's our football. You saw them.
The punt return touchdown last night and you're just like all the games will no, no, no, no. No. I will will never give up pawn richer at your at your hair. Special teams is elite, but still to my point
by return touchdown game's over, and then he jumped the what four quarters of the act of shit
at least it seemed like the game went by pretty quick last night. I just make that up or it ended pretty early yeah. It did
like you went by the case back into forever. I thought it was fun na
So before do college football, we should also mention last night jam, you
Yes, I dunno, if you on your hot coulter on, but I figured the the deserve the beginning of the show they do have basketball team heck. We talked about it on Monday. Show
and I said yeah they're playing its michigan state you're gross. You get your ass kicked.
Well, it turns out
it wasn't my heart see my hearty was can be. Tom is oh sorry, back on a hot see eye to eye figure. Gm. You deserve the data we did. I pray that I appreciate did not acknowledge meant for the universe. You virginia jam you
as though we put them on the hot seat as a take that we were squatting on, or at least I did back in two thousand and sixteen- I don't want to lump you guys into my bed. I think I've been like I've
Let's just say I haven't been pushing back yes yeah, so it was. It was twenty. Sixteen don't totally agree, but I'm not like Pft you're crazy. It was twenty. Sixteen and Tom Izzo was still very much and still very much is a great basketball coach yeah
I knew that at some point the
I know fours is weren't. Gonna come out.
Rapid enough basis for people to be like, oh, is
still the greatest caution: color basketball,
and so we just squat- and I said Tom is always overrated. We don't actually believe it now, but just wake up
It's just gonna happen. We want to be the first ones to say it now,
I'm sorry to believe a little bit fun stats about the game. Last night you ready for this year.
michigan state is the first top five team to lose its season, opener against an unregulated.
Since two thousand five do you know who
that aim is also michigan state ooh lost to hawaii those,
is a by game. Two. They pay jam you to come and play basketball yeah we cooked them. They paid for their friend's naked james, thomas or sat in the corner and touch his tiny little penis.
well jane you just all all his court was again yea. I like it. I like watching, do that's my court. I feel like thomas, I might have a hog
You think so he's the guy now Monday's italian. I think you may alien italian stallion money used to have a hog yeah
I assume, like the rapid hands rise place,
before looks like he's, got some experienced grip and wide shafts.
James madison beat them seventy nine. Seventy six, its michigan states,
first november homeless, since nineteen eighty six lou longtime sosa Jamie's, first winning
its ranked opponents. Ninety ninety two well, when we beat jason kit- oh, I think,
rank like number nineteen in the country, and it was lefty brazil as a head coach at the time. Ah yeah, it's it's very cool jamie is a good team, they're, a good basketball team. I think they're they're picked by the coaches,
finished. First in the sunbelt, they ve got some good players
I will say that michigan state probably won't shoot as poorly as they do for twenty one for two
from three at fourteen free throws missed yeah the first half they just. They missed the refs by the way reps and the announcers, both of them trying very hard to get Michigan state's win that they tried so hard. They should be arrested. It should be investigated and I think that there's some,
funny stuff going on up an east lancing, but
yeah. They also, you know, Jamie played him tough and I don't think Michigan state's going to play that poorly they'll probably be fine, but if you beat them
the four team in the country, big cat in their own stadium yeah. You should be number four: you should be number four in the contract. You should get to keep J m. You should be rare, it's a big! You walk away without ranking it's a big year for jamie sports. Not only are we a you know in line for new year's six bowl, potentially, if the ncaas completely changed his mind about everything and
is there also were one one basketball with a huge win and her soccer team
beat the number one team,
what're. You see. Look at that! Do dogs, babies, you just yet jam. You should be the number for team in michigan stage be picked to win the sunbelt
they should be swapped. I fully swap, I think, that's fine yeah. You see the wild meat or part of the game. Oh yeah, not buckling jam. You assistant coach, is the nephew of thomas along with as well, that is opening night,
tom cabins going to be pretty empty around thanks, give em why wild meter on wild meter
It was great to have college basketball back I've
Just when you were rattling off all that stuff, but is oh
His tommy's o aaron rodgers in error,
Where's tom is yeah I so they
when one early
Have some modern yo some success. Final fours annesley championship games. We
One early enough that everyone talks about you in this status in this tear that you don't belong here.
and also helps that he's he's like best friends with coach k, yeah en GB idaho's, like all coach kane is like
they just when championships eighty one six together, yet they go out together as a crew and it's like between them. They ve got tension.
been dry and writer in teams both in the midwest yeah yeah good point idea.
I think I'm a thing is probably still hasn't called off practice, yet they probably stayed at the jim and practice for about ten hours. Last night, probably hasn't shooting
I'll shots he's gonna,
he's going to use this is motivation by this loss was good. You'll make iran and Michigan sates gonna be a pretty good team.
they were. They saw the the one thing that you can go to your michigan state fan out, as you obviously spent all for policies and saying wait till basque policies in the mass bosses and started, and you asked jam you at home. I d
thousand national title team lost to run.
state in the non conference and eleven in seventeen right state. So those are the
until gymnastics, you just have to do right now. This is a good wake up call for that programme. Yeah, I think they play do next
at the united chicago the yeah. I also think that that now that behind is in the media he's,
We gassing up is: did you see?
one guy- I require domed. I love that guy suggests a guide. The carrier domed said
use a lump first game since nineteen, seventy five first
acts inciting. Seventy five jim bay haim started his coaching and nineteen seventy six. He just hate debate its. I read it, that's a daddy! I mean imagine, because
guy was what he was an alarm old.
the
like imagine, holding onto a grudge, knowing that you might not he might out, live
yeah like Jimmy. I might still coach and you
We dead and you just out that grudge know that guy, that's the best moment he ever out and he had a necklace at the neck like ass sign on it was so good,
that guy, probably hates zone defense. He loves man to man he's out, thank god that guy's gone. I can't watch that shit anymore. He he. He follows all safety protocols when driving a car that kind of stuff, yup
there are no other at Austria. I would warn against the spread of all that matters so
matters he should you should win by more than fourteen, if you're syracuse playing, who deplore Hampshire, new Hampshire, yet issued by more than fourteen. Ah, ok, let's get some call
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is back alabama. We all road em off the mark.
sure, is officially back
alabama, is all the way back.
Jill milborough has fig
It out he's actually been phenomenal, since he got benched.
texas game, and you got benched. I think for the: u s s game and
how he's back,
and tommy reese in jail. Milborough have figured this thing out. He is playing
this world good. Sixty three percent passing, I think the last five games, seven touchdowns only
who interception seven rushing touchdowns on top of that here.
As a step in last
I gave Giuliano rose twenty five of forty four passes
at least fifteen air yards-
for seven hundred and sixty four yards in eleven touch you!
Their offices is so I to watch, because I don't think they're really trust him with an intermediate passing game
No! I just haven't you like dump offs,
love do why receiver screens bubble screens- and there, like you, know it
the challenges. Throw deep is he's got a great deeper
and is also able around the boy you ran over here, perkins yeah, you like put harold perkins in the ground. He also made a couple plays Saturday night was just like pure college football exe.
see when we had Ellis you alabama and then
at the same time, washington virtue I see, and it was for quarterbacks- is playing out of their minds like just s
single every single minute. You look back and it's either Jane Daniels jail, a mirror, Michael Appendix or kill wounds, making credit.
Play but jail milborough
That movie makes where he like looks like he's, not gonna run, and then he just hits the turbo and everyone is caught standing in place. He had that one touchdown run where
he kind of he rolled right any he
kept, is his shoulders like cocked, for
Oh and all the alice. You players stood in place and then he just hit the
like this little tiny hole for of fifteen yard touchdown.
It's incredible washing play football because
He was so bad in that texas game
and the start of the season, and
without that taxes, game in alabama fans are like. How are we going to be able to figure this out? I think I think our take was right from from september. I think this next havens, best coach
I think you would. He would agree with that, because what they ve done, what jail milborough like his ability now they're they're they're playing to his strength he is able to get outside the park.
do not make him a pocket passer.
Alabama I mean it's. It feels
destiny that they're gonna they're gonna play georgian the ssc champion. They could be georgia and if they be georgia, both
once teams get into the cards for play for
Now it needs gonna get interesting because
can make the argument like what happens with michigan and ohio state,
then you get floor to state as well as national. How states and elimination do you think so?
the eye. The only happens this week and repentance
the only way if there, but if they're, both undefeated in that game. The only way that it's not an elimination game is if other teams catch a couple losses. So like a floor, state loses
access loses again emission
and beats ohio state close ohio state could find a way to sneak in essentially what happened last year. You know it's going to be funny, though, because texas has a very good
possibility. They could drop an easy one to like tissue or something, but they go to tissue. Then they go to iowa state yeah be tough yeah, so they is by no means like a gimme schedule form, but if the
and up with one loss,
The alabama ends up with one loss but alabama, be georgia, Texas
then taxes gets left out. Even
taxes
best win is over alabama, who had
The best win over george, I think they would put. I think they would. It is crazy as it sounds
Not have any assisi teams in in the final, for, if you
flora state undefeated, if you,
admission, undefeated and taxes
I get he actually what they produce keep out the pac twelve, that's what they would
they put texas and alabama
if washing, goes undefeated
I guess I guess washing good so going to feel it yet. So I think they protection over I'll bet. You can't have a mean had had
the cap, but yeah it it. It does yeah too, like people that makes sense and think logically, but to the people
better like so invest in college football.
And have had alabama around for so long is part of like this national juggernaut. I think I do think that if alabama beats georgia in the ssc champion,
game they would get in over texas, even though Texas beat them. I dont, because taxes lost, because you can fly
a coin. This is what's so funny, but these arguments is, you can put the court
They will texas law
to the oklahoma who might stink
alabama is loss, was to a really really good texas team,
attacks. It seems so good that they might even be better than all of them. Yet the only problem is that our bam so right now, taxes is in front of alabama, believe and yeah
The georgia winwood maybe put some what's what's so funny, as I love this time here, because we we play out all these hypothetical
it will all get figured out. I think there will be losses that we don't see coming that will happen,
holy shit. I guess that eliminates at team it could be
washington loses. Then organ catch, the loss and organ beats. Washington in the pact will champion some like that or
like you said: Michigan maybe lose depends state in all. This is like what are even talking about it's fun
it s because we go through all these hypotheticals and the thing
that I would bet on more than anything is kay
around the country album beating georgia and then both them getting it yeah
that we spend all season, be like
one of the sea doesn't get anyone
no, the david, it's like no,
do they get bigger to two zero deaths from say, I think, did I think we're going to end up with georgian alabama the fund, for I could be wrong. I do think them
Michigan is gonna smoke, penn state, sorry, man, it just depends on thursdays. There's undefeated seems you can't put a one lost him over him. Undefeated seem tigers, won't hap agri.
I think that I think penn state
their deepens is really really good. Max ought to start up opinion compliment
since the offences as good as probably
most anything that I've seen this year.
But their offices, just its jets, caliber yeah
Not yet
I thank you. I could be good why, but I won't be out. I will be a pencil michigan this weekend so that other staff dominoes has. I think that one hundred right up, that is, that that's a point for why they're gonna win. While I'm do ok,
Yeah I mean what you ve been due for awhile
You like ten models, regular season, you you do good there to watch.
yet a shrewd I'd culpable different cultural.
Different. It's like every game is a play off gay college football.
Are we gonna miss that next year? No, because the fact that there is a there's gonna be a twelve team play, often so
If you have like a yacht
to losses out, would know now,
completely sync, your season. Are: we gonna miss now how much each game means. L, because games will still matter a lot when you have buys and home games right and
the bicycle be huge. Think about it, like a team like Alice you,
which, in Daniels, whose having a high calibre season but his defence socks,
still be playing for a play. Our spot right now, even with three losses, so I think it
I know I know the people make the argument.
god. It diminishes regular season
we're the shift and the teams eight
twelve, when they have one or two losses. We're gonna still be playing for a lot like penn state.
Would still be playing for them.
get in the college. Football player
oklahoma woods
How still be alive and outside chance like
These teams would still have a chance. So I think it will be better
that's gonna make arizona should get it cut. Talk here zones, but us it's gonna, make it more like a normal sport, well,
you're allowed to lose a game, occasionally recipe that you suck, but I still think the importance of like the
not catching that second loss will still be very, very important because of pies and home field
they figured out. I can remember what the set up is. I think it's. The first round goes home field, so that will like too
The different seem almost jus losses could be a home game, verse not which it matters greatly. In college football, on gibbs, yeah
yeah. I think it will still be fun. I wish we had a twelve team play off this year because there is a ton of parity.
the craziest thing about alabama, and if you go,
by this theory, which makes sense you look it basically,
or he was really worth the athletic heap it.
It's a very common sense theory, but he
actually put a tag to it
years ago,
and so once you put a good name on it
Basically, everyone it becomes mainstream.
dark matter theory which makes perfect sense? I haven't good players matter and
if you look at their work,
in profile of national title teams
Its essentially like you have to be at a certain threshold
to win a national title? You have to have the duty to international title and the
three teams that are in that, like like
opera upper echelons, are
stay georgian alabama. So you just let alabama
who could very well when an actual title with due to have back into the cap conversation dude.
Stars matter deeds matter. Like colleagues, I obviously agree with matter file fight back against toxic toxic femininity.
yeah, but that's it it's. What like it's the cheese you wash
tis, you add incredible run. But if you look at the recruiting profiles like there's no chance, it could be your
yeah and there was no never did george completely outside. They should have been Michigan yeah
but that coaching matter subic at yeah. That's one thing dealing sides matter. So let let's talk about that. The latest up
on conor stallions. He quit resigned, yea resign. He resigned
right or die guy
I think, there's never been a guy that a more sure that will will not snitch than conor stallions kept his mouth shut, kept his mouth shut
now we're in a weird spot where the big ten
as a member of the big ten, I can say this are being a bunch, a cry. Babies so mission. Did she.
They probably should get some kind of you know,
Suspension or something, but this whole
anonymous meetings of all the big ten coaches and eightys and being like Jimmy.
russia be disbanded.
That's what can cry baby! You haven't eaten him in two years. Don't put your name
You mean like if you want to say that Jim Harbaugh should not be coaching right now. Put your knee.
Why? Don't you the anonymous short sore shit?
say, come out, a culture come out and say
He should not be coaching right now, because then I think all coaches are probably scared, because then they open a pandora's box of what are they doing
in the grey area. So
any time. There's, like oh yeah, all that all the teams met and
we don't have anyone on record, but they all think that Michigan should never play football again shot up, and I love you baby. I love all the extra wrinkles in coming out about how people are speculating. That's rhine days, brother, who is a cia member who was in charge of the investigation forth in one investigation in apparently, whoever is that the name of india shut the fuck up
fourth one investigation, I think its fourth in one private investor is: it is his entire law from just based round of like drawing those lines on the field to see whether or not michigan made a first down in that one thanksgiving day game. Ah
fourth and one investigations and protective agency elsie. I love that so all the conspiracies round that are just so so perfect, their pay
saying that there is,
been alleged computer crimes committed
yes, so whoever was in charge of investigation illegally access
so of michigan school records,
which is that be it would be so perfect if, like take me,
an actual crime in order to set up
michigan, our uncover a fate crime ideology, football crime that Michigan was doing
And then somebody ended up having to go to jail for a federal like
data security crime and got
Jim harbour, fired, which college football fans so crazy? They probably take that idea, so we got ya out, do two years, yes and me off, caught ourselves or to life imprisonment for men, michigan, one national type, the problem, I have a kind of stallions, and this is where it starts to get fishy. For me, huh
is like a big upset. Guy
right, he knows about yo espionage used but sign seal covert operations.
Why did he put his name on all these transactions? Why did he put his name on the ticket purchases, knowing that he was on record
as being on the michigan staff like
in something without his little bit. Fishy that doesn't add up to me form is he is he
is it actually,
Jim harbour and he made up conor stallion? Listen, that's the that's! What the this entire investigations you come down to is if they can find proof that Jim our bondage
because that's really all like the mission
is now being like a kind of signs acted alone. Yet our that's our defence and the
it is funny cause the ncr change, thereby laws. I care members a few years ago, where they basically make
college football team they can like prosecute them under the rico act where it's like. You can't know, college football,
you can say. Well, I didn't know that
I give you ve supplied. You knew, but that's what they're gonna have to try to prove you.
you're gonna have to sit, show how Jim harbour new. Otherwise there
im a slap on the wrist and connor stalins be gone and then Michigan be like well yeah. We we didn't know he acted alone. So if you're, the big ten actually, if you're, if you're Michigan
People complain illegal, michigan like holding up,
since our investigation? What do you expect them to do?
I do expect michigan to be like ok, we're gonna come clean, hears everything that we knew and how we do it
you can drag your feet below.
you're gonna be competing for national championships. You don't want anything to come out in the night.
Couple weeks, you knock em you're gonna be putting off meetings left.
right, you're gonna be changing counter, inviting oh sorry it and get that I was on a thought.
In central time. Not eastern time
gonna be absolutely holding this investigation up, because the big ten they.
Have all the power, so the big tankers said were,
Let the inevitably handle this and were put in their court
the big ten is investigating and they
once I could do something about it. If they, if they found something, but us
If you're the big ten you would, and why would you because you've got a team of the chance to go karate karate and then you all get much iraq. You know what you can't. If the big ten should be investigated under the rico act, can't you can't, if you're the big ten? Ah,
but like all machines are playing big, can championship or michigan doesn't the rest there season of the cap.
You just sign these huge huge tv deals and
begin is very important to those tv deals so
there's gonna be passing the buck being like no one simple, you figure out our than simply you take forever.
it's going to end up happening, especially going to play the whole season. Nothing's going to happen like a year from now, they're gonna be like up michigan like you, you can't have like tet we're taking away ten recruits
yeah and then her boss can be gone. Yet.
and then we'll all be like ok. Well, I guess that's outside
I love that Michigan is now becoming big due process, guys yeah. Let's, let's wait for due process. We ll get due process,
Jim harbours, gonna, get into like the sovereign citizen movement and be like this.
Don't say word lawyer:
yeah. That's all usa shut the fuck up fridays near the YAP, pretty much yeah. That's all yet like
Michigan can very easily get away with it this year and then, who knows we have
in if you they want to international, was able this year what they can prove, but if they went to national chip? That's that
I think my dream snaring, yet michigan wins the national title and then fur
the next hundred years, yet we strip it. We make fun of it and then but michigan fans like put flags, live forever
winston happened yeah. It's gonna be great, it's gotta be great, and then we we get into like a big court battle over whether or not their allowed to
Actually have a national championship banner in their stadium, although, like gg mccarthy, is Mccarthy's not allow back on campus status, diverse, however, cs situation, yeah all that stuff, I a couple other things go going to touch on bedlam was awesome. I'm happy for oklahoma state
having Oklahoma leave
and the rivalry be done
You had to win that last game. The now
p. I call was hilarious because I have no problem with big. Twelve officials were like yeah fuck him.
And are they were they play they played sometimes
swift after I think it was. We are never going back together. Some happy vertical must state that was great. They are playing good football
they could easily be in the big tall championship game. So I'm happy
oh, go state, my gandhi date,
you have to win your last game. If you're rivals leaving you for four greener pasture,
Mike gundy has a great set up in stillwater. Two. Oh yeah he's he's we're talking about this a couple of weeks ago with penn state of how, if you're not
ever really going to be the point? We're gonna win a national championship like
of yourself out a nasal niche and be happy with it in my country has been a great coach fur.
When was that I'm forty, I'm a man speeches to doesn't seven is like ten fifteen years. It was so long ago and he's he's got
is where he flashes, where you talk about their offense, this year's, not their offense, relate their defense has been well they're running back Ali is, I mean, he's one of the best he missed like the first few games, he's incredible. He's he's gotten into a dark horse, heisman
I think the heisman, by the way,
now. The gene Daniels Lhasa alabama he's been playing phenomena which, in his defence shouldn't count against them.
I think the horizon is gonna. Just come down to. If organ and washing and play in the pact will champion of game bone x or michael panic
place better and it would be so awesome bonnets, one eyes so after the mean yeah, I, like you just be
circle bonus, just
last week, hit the most college. Football
games played as quarterback you'll be great out. Will you be so perfect because we would get to supper
bonus for heisman campaigns in the same year, yeah it feels like we ve had those
past five years from now we get us longer now. He gets too in the last one. Put that it does feel like the winner. Unless Marvin hairs, junior, like puts up three hundred yards and five touchdowns must regiment
monsieur Missouri Marv. I think that it
come down to those two guys playing head to head,
whence jack Daniels by the way, with the less you lost. I almost want to upgrade ls you in my personal rankings for that loss,
because there were right in the game when he was playing any. Regarding congress knocked out, that's a great
if you're alabama and if you're in l S, u fan you're like hey, you remember, devin white, remember what happened with that yeah a little rest prost year yeah, but
the way else you play before their quarterback at knocked alec. You can make the argument that they deserve to at least hold firm stand. Yes, I'd agree are at last two things I had,
lincoln riley finally decided that whatever blackmail Alex grinch has on him is not worth it
so he got fired, yeah rynch, one of the most confusing defensive coordinator, jobs, for
like forever. We ve been talking about him. He finally got fired, because that was pathetic. U s c and their tackling.
Just guys and like every single time, Michael panics was dropped back. There was a guy wide open. They dont tackle
they do not tackle Caleb Williams, p,
we were getting on him for crying, I'm fine with it. Chemico I'm cry. When I Craig's up yeah
I cried. I had that defence to your lead to cry two times. You're left cry: you lose a big game because it shows that
You are committed to your teammates andrew
cried during the national anthem, not before the superbowl. If you loose retroactively
retroactively. Don't do that so yeah!
we listened to the any staple show earlier this week and he was talking about how it actually it would be
good thing for grants to get fired, that you would have been a good thing for grinch
lose his job in the off season. Even
because the way that lincoln riley runs or practices they don't allow tackling
It may be once a week. They'll do live drills, but their defence doesn't practice tackling ever
If you go to different programme with a different coach that gives a shit about defence like georgia, for example, he said
like most most big programmes,
they will allow you to tackle in practice or its. It say.
theme that we saw seen a lot with air raid offense the defenses usually struggle, because in practice the air raid offense is just fucking, ripping them apart and they never get to practice against. Like they never get to
we practice. Fundamentals are just trying to catch up. You can get all the like hundred thousand dollar, tackling dummies that you want that have wheels on the bottom and like robot antennas that move around, but you
it actually practiced eye just act like the last thing I had
He is a friend of the show, but people get upset when we dont criticise our friends. I will do it right now. I thought
on putting pat shermer is the offensive corner was crazy move
and I know John louis, is a friend and he went to wisconsin. But jean louis was not the problem with colorado and it felt like Dionne is,
china, press, panic, buttons, left and right
it kind of did pretty dirty and patchy.
A bad coach and they
In that case, we gets organ state. They had
reports and seventy yards through three quarters that off
it was not John louis, but like did the problems not shall lose his fault. It was that debt
bottom line was very deceiving in that game, because colorado was never.
No and they scored at the end, but yet that was not on those got on dirty. He
was not the problem. There often of wine is not great. Their defence has struggled like Sean Louis
a very low on the list of issues of colorado and it felt like
I'm just needed someone to blame in and that socks gazeta
That was right, move either. That was a shady move by
patch farmers, the all time people forget that he was head coach of the new giants, yeah yeah,
the brown and the brown really that head coach, very bad code, really bad otto she d
it's gonna get bigger dues, though
to gets bigger deeds. I think all round
good. I think I'll, be dull, even improve on this season, and then some next year I right now. They like this, do
nice story to start the year, yeah cause no one really saw coming, but they're they're not built to win this year. I think, should or should go pro
I think dion will have problems getting bigger dudes who have to block for his son. It's a weird
dammit, you absolutely submit that it's a weird dynamic for the head coach too.
openly. Trash is often of wine whose blocking for assault he also trash asunder yeah. I did
said. We had a lot of problems off into line, including the quarterback yeah and I'm I'm, I'm still polish andean like longer
I just thought that that one move was a panic move that that made chandeliers. Look bad, look like the the failure here when its its weight bigger
That and they probably
The success they had early. However, one talked about them ourselves included, doesn't help with
them coming back down.
Yeah I mean we just Didn'T- want to get caught up idea right, we're very transparent about that right. We picked them to win every game this season, and I will I'll tell dion that I don't think he should have had pat shurmur call place I'll text him that hope he doesn't see it.
They find the stuff that was stolen at the rosebush whilst on.
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what lotta manager
musical chairs going on. I don't. I don't really know what's going on. I know why Craig Counsell is like the greatest manager of all time, but
Mats vans really upset that they didn't sign. Crayon, yell,
and then the cubs
side, craig council, which cause the brewers to basically did
on him. Oh yeah, those orders owners rail here see we ve lost craig but have reflected on it.
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Sad about David ROS, it feels
very reminiscent of when ricky run area got fired for Joe Maddon right when the cubs were like art, we're gonna start winning
and I love David Ross and its socked, because
Obviously you probably found out a different way
but I don't think I've ever seen.
announcement of hiring of a manager when you,
got the announcement of a firing of matters.
It was literally. Japan was like craig councils, go into the cubs
and then didn't say. Like Dave, ross fired, I'd, wait till four.
Our indian dockets reported breaking news. I'm hearing David Ross as out my ass yeah. So
It was a very confusing moment. That's we're yeah! It was when I was like stunning, because
think. I know David losses.
on a warm seat with how the cubs finished, where they said earlier this season that he was not going to be fired right before the collapse, but here's why I like it so correct,
also a very good manager? I also think this is the sign that the cubs are ready to start spending and start competing for world series again because you're, not craig counsell. If you're Craig counsell, you don't go to the cubs, your rival, I e.
The council's from wisconsin you'll go there unless you have a deal in place from Jed and tom rickets being like hey we're going for this like this the start and are also pay em
a million dollars a year which a lot of money to get that has plagued the highest paid manager. So this is good. I feel good. I'm excited
of sad for David Ross.
I am very excited about the future, the cubs it does feel like the sign.
Hey we're! Now we're not going to take this seriously! No more like half ass, real
nothing like. Let's go spend some money. Let's get some really good players, Craig
this is a very good manager. I'm excited cubs are back,
is that basically that's the end of the waters. Him.
We have a couple left his hendricks,
hendricks vanity-
that's always sad when psych yeah,
the whole team is gone.
Have, I believe, was I dont know if he played he was
in the organization yeah. No, it's sad but hendricks. I love hendrix the professor. The professor and Ja Happ made his debut the year after so yeah. It's sad but yeah gregg council in the cupboard has been
big time can be exciting, so I want to touch on so that we mention on Monday show, because we were a week early on wisconsin dear season, yet in terms of hunting
found, an interesting fact. They did. You know that wisconsin has so many hunters in so many guns that the state of whiskey
as the eighth largest army in the world. Technically I respect that. I respect our second
also the dears like
who are anti hunter if you drive and roll
illinois. Wisconsin minnesota and
said: like hey, no one can kill a deer. The dears will kill all of us on the highway yeah. There's somebody fuck it.
yeah and I love and cars is drive down the road of dears strapped to the holy. Oh yeah, it's good food yeah. Next weekend
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it. Acts weakens our friends.
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and you'll get. I think you'll get one.
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Will they just made it? You can kill a deer,
the day of the year. If you use your bare hands, I like that I'd like to check it out. I liked at a lot
my hot seat was thomas. Oh.
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There's a new part of workers that are attacking off the I guess it's, the straits of gibraltar
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A new pod of orcas spent like eight hours going after this
and sunk, the yacht himself slaughtered up attacked it.
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ok dying, might save some lives, he would have gone out into the water. Just are killing people.
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with respect to these workers that are that are over in europe. Just taken out yachts, things, a polish crews,
said it took out,
see yeah they just they repeatedly hit the yachts run.
Causing major damage. Any death.
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dorcas I wanted. I want your gets now. Is it probably did you listen? Ipod casts
that I am on their side, and I am a friend of the whale this feels like a polish joke. Polish navy got taken down by
I noted the screened or sub maria yadda pollux called you think you think
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What about like a show like like? If you could translate well, speak to each other,
Beyond, like a reality, show oh
oh, like real housewives of the mediterranean coast of the straits of gibraltar, yeah, it's kinda like that that prairie dog show or whatever the one in africa is
yeah. I imagined dino, seeing them like plan that in and take it down it be, would be sick with
something about don't feel my dear.
How would you translate, or would you just completely make it up? I'm just gonna say right now. I want it on record. I am not going to steal his idea of making a real housewives of orcas of the strait of gibraltar. I know I'm not gonna,
we give it a strange pot. I might make another reality, show off the strange pot people
that's that's a technology antonov. If there is a will translate, are out. There does not assume that speaks flutters lillian's, probably he ate of time.
but you you, you can probably put it together without cows, sir,
I sell from making a job. Carcinogens did steal signs, regular.
Yeah yeah. What does he have in common with? Will
I would when we heard it with his cards,
we're madison for a house date. They have like a tunnel with all the former coaches. Brett, look good pack of the day
You look good he's a bbc. Don't you think who is lost? We still powerful man, yeah yeah
hey. I do like your idea, though just needs you can just do it and fake it,
Yes, pretend that you know what you're saying here: yeah, that's going to think about it. If I can make the polish
I hear now, agriculture does Michael trunk is again tommy's. Oh yeah is on the high seas and also call thrown letter. Writing Jamie also wrote a strongly worded letter tat. He has done noise up. This is like the fifth strongly worded letter that have seen float around out there
this will be the one who gets done, though, because it's more strongly worded than the ones in the past
so either just their letter writing hot street down there. The TED Kaczynski is of central virginia. Yes, ok, my hot seats is me for two things were
I'd like to make a correction. On monday, I said: ginger quills is a star office of Lyman. That is my fault because he was drafted in the top ten
and that's hard to get out of my head. So my back,
Still you're still you're still sarin and also his name's cool. I was just like yeah he's a lottery pick, guess what depth issues now yep, so he could have been a star depth wise
and then my other my other hot see for myself is my parenting, quick
every time I on Monday morning I take my sunday school every day,
and on Monday mornings
We have a conversation of whether or not the bears one or loss and
So I was getting sick of telling him every monday begin the cars I did, the bears, win or lose and
I got sick of telling them they lost. So on Monday morning I explained to him that they lost, but they
we kind one draft trying to lose.
and because he gets really excited because his his teachers are bears fans. So he goes and tells the teacher like when they the two times they've won he's been able to go. Tell him like the bears team won.
Flash forward Monday night I'm put in bed, and I was like what you learn at school today and he was like the bear, seemed lost, but it's they actually that's actually good yeah. So I am now raising a loser. It's good parenting! He he, the fact that he was able to conceptualize taking that quickly is not good for the future of our relationship and his sports fandom
you got it. He got it right away. He reappeared was ghetto twelve hours later and using the bears lost, but it's good is going on
trent dilfer explained how you cannot lose and still win, be confused, he'd be like that guy's full of shit. I realized it last night I was like god damn it.
I'm raising a loser,
yeah, because we've accepted losing in this household, he gets we're. Ok with losing he's going to learn about the revolutionary war and be like well. At least england. Get a good draft pick yeah fuck,
what was that take guy,
your process. Guy was then me.
Don't want to click the fuckin button. There.
Oh ha ha ha, you that's
now. We know it is just the same, taking notes they could SAM Presty, that's, ok,
see omri embracing a little sam, hegyi, my house, so
hot seat. Me I gotta reevaluate. That
I'll, be back SAM's rights, him hanky drafted in envy, also true, true, maybe
andy: did he drought or the weak a player the week that might moment after tyres, vaccines, probably drafted after.
You got the pigs to get me hires, that's fucking with me. Now.
Also jason data on commerce, where the week last week's max congrats on the third quarter of the week,
I dwell and be last night yeah that was insane cause. That was maybe the quarter the month six or six- and I am I'm back in on the sixers nick nurse- is
Oh ok, here's a guy who this'll and well how to make clear. That means there will be a nice like start to the montage. We're not sixers loosened celtics in the past. I do agree, though, that max
we should give you some credit here, because
do have the same guys as last year. Essentially, but you upgraded major early.
the head coach, like a huge huge upgrade and in the locker pat you lot,
short and broaden pat Beth yeah. That's that's! That's
I grew up great for sure.
By the way, speaking losing all time, insult stat
you should ever be followed. Jake, outta, online, J, J, a y, see you d, he's very very funny, does great graphics. Ah, he d
graphic. The cities with four plus sports teams and its
combined overall against five hundred since the start of twenty twenty two, and
there are only two cities that are all read, which means under five hundred collectively at chicago in washington, dc good for us
you're. Not you can laugh at that. You can laugh at that. That's all joke! Don't laugh at that.
my my teams are above five hundred fire. We know that fly ass. Why you're not allowed to laugh at him? Acts like the only the only city with all four teams, above five hundred colorado, no.
texas, minnesota luau minnesota fats are usually vikings. Wild all five hundred yeah be ok.
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said, arthur costly one billion dollars, thought he was kidding, cloth and said,
I'll. Do it for a lower tag of seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Cam Newton. Hang it up the phone calls
but the manager says he's gonna where number one and he told himself thou be the last time to me classical
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Invitational. Today, wow, ok, yeah. He ranks the thrill score like yeah. How exciting each game is number one number two are are games for some reason, I'm just like really really into this college basketball year
I wonder how far one day and I've never been this exciting. He the we had the little guys here on Monday and the big guy.
two guards Tom one of the guys Tom else.
I'm a need. Your notes by the way in the next couple days
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At the top of the room, your shades of ten want me, I don't trust him
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You see him everywhere now
comedian. Nape regret burghardt sea ice
screw up your name because I saw you did
fao and maybe it was you you and the whole thing wherever says bar got seeing that its part.
body at sea by gets forgets ii
sorry about that yeah it was. It was one of those things that I literally woke up. One day start the day when I woke up- and I was like don't say the wrong- don't say it wrong, don't say it wrong and then, when you sit down and you keep telling yourself that you're like
yeah,
everybody. I really dont care,
like guy, you know you just I got you just get I've been it's been said, so many different ways. You just kind of go
what's an aid to the screws everywhere,
It is stuff in their domestic work, people, italian, muslim, yeah. It's yeah. You got a couple, there's like a couple speed bombs in their leo. How my saying this up
but yet you you ve been everywhere your ear. It's incredible! Watching the last even three weeks you did Ass an l a couple weeks ago. You did
college, gameday, yeah now you're doing pmt some say: that's the big three I mean it. We y'all are enormous. So it is it's it's a yeah. It is. I know coming on here. I was like this. Is it's going to get where people like all right? Dude yeah, it's been sick of you
I probably not trying to make it that way now either, but it all just gonna snowballed into
near these raw
yeah. Besides you guys, it was the you know yesterday on game day, all kind of happened. Very
quickly last minute near
so I just gotta will with it must be very cool, cause, we're we're about the same age, and I grew up watching us now and exactly oh. I conic. Obviously saw the great cast back like I think the eightys and ninetys too, like mid nineties,
of us now that was like the peak of the show, my opinion. Oh you dislike iconic stuff, and then you get to host
so. What was a process like during the week? Were you will you involved with the writing, we're how like how detailed today
you get behind the scenes or were they like? Hey here's, the idea for script
Roll yea show up monday,
short monday and then
the clock. You go in
and then it's in this we may lorn, you meet all the writers and all the cat,
and everybody conscious pitches. Just
like to you know
they they would there be like Washington?
in the mill leaders and ardent measurements
you know just some kind of quickly.
and then you go okay, just gonna, hear and stuff and then
the next day that it's a little bit tighter egos go the riders
gotta there you're more, like new ten
a seventh are nine. Some like that,
on tuesday, and then you me with its rider,
and then they cannot go a guy we're going down this path with this,
rip if they really make it around the host yeah.
so that was
the host. You have a lot more saving you think as host, and that was something somebody told me.
I mean as much says. I still you know you like
pretty lucky. There haven't me on the air
So I'm not trying to me
be like well, I'm gonna do this. Do this
but you do have a lot to say to go,
you know I don't I don't do I want to do political. I didn't wanted, I'm not
I'm clean. So I don't want you dirty stuff and
so it was of no said that their it's there
doing pitch and pretty you know the kind of dumb silly sketches that
day. We ended up. Having done so,
did they everybody kind of pitches, a little bit more.
cause they got a suitable right
all night to tuesday night. I mean all those there. They just you go home and then they stay up. Then they might be little six in the morning yeah yeah, I saw I had a question about the clean stuff, because I saw your show on Friday night, absolutely incredible. If you're, if you're thinking about going to a comedy show and nate is in your city, you have to go. It is that good
and I brought my wife and a couple friends and they had never seen you before
The best way I described rose like he does comedy on expert
because he doesn't swear
and it's not like the ranch you stuff, but its funnier than everyone else. Who does that so? But it really does feel that way, because us beat
idiots yeah. When we run out of words, we just say fuck, you know it's like, oh well, I'll just make a dick joke. So was there ever a point? Your career, where you were like people, tried to push you one way like no. I'm staying
I'm I'm gonna, be me: do it my way
because you see very often in again you are funnier than pretty much everyone else out there
thank you and if it was just you from south ray
Oh Amelia, my dad's year, leggy member, dad
I just never wanted them to be
embarrassed to come the shower some indie, we winning. We didn't good with church. He did
It was just environment I was born
yeah and I mean when I remember when I moved to new york and people curse more and then I bag go like Maremma. Friend's parents are like yeah. Well, there's families in
new york or guy are somewhere where young people just curse, and it's not.
It isn't stand out
I wear it.
Would have really stood out in my upbringing right, and so I just got us just kind of
at that. When I first started you would have to do late. I mean I'll go on at midnight one in the morning. The shows- and you know, sylvan be uncensored, show
their labelled all this stuff analogies do my
yeah and I would just do it. Edges, aegis, colored, a thing you just do it and I hope no one
Otis right now is the main thing you just
What I don't want to hurt anybody that, in the crowd
like a really we should say: fuck man saw a guy, but it had like talked about like
can a shit that we're been ass, its state of this to cleaning and once again I will leave dara testament. That's how funny you aren't that you don't even notice it
because you're just finding funny angles on everything
you're, like man. I wish I could be smarter, like nate and find a way to speak without swearing.
It work. It's you know it
I like some convicts, were, I say, do as I gather
you gotta you gonna fix it
off screen. If you have someone else,
because, no matter what even, if you do, and if you're comedian ya stage presenting an ad
it's it's probably better, not to do overly do right, it's either you can do it and in but don't over the others you gotta, just
not do in real life, riah dry, open any doors
I mean, is now completely in it
I thought it would quicker
earlier and it didn't it took. You know I kind of
Has been a slow kind of like
go and it's always moved forward.
I could do late night sets, I did a lot more late night sets most. We wanted
very act be asked duly nights at last minute because
its. They just knew. I didn't have anything
yeah.
I don't have to worry about
when it comes into special, where you can save
I'm out! Oh, I don't think they would be really can't say walmart he gets amygdala,
or something like that to be the only thing I could answer. I like the idea of like
your big controversy being that someone caught use ang, like the f word,
be like all my guardian. He yeah age sex disappointment. Now everything is along bigger than we did. You ever like have a moment of weakness
tonight. I'm gonna go blue. I've never had the joke,
So I just never. I ino any sex stuff. I never had an
ages. I just never, since I started that way,
My brain is never really went their way rain and everybody. I'm friends with my closest friends or big J, o garrison and louis,
now go much gomes.
Lobby over this. This is clearly where the strength world, like
most of my friends are the sum the dirty comics you could ever see.
and there, but there are very funny so it was just hours bladed it
first got at the commissars accounting club in new york,
was a thousand closer big J. I first got into that club.
they would always put me on real late at night, I was I I can tell them they did out when they don't. They have not. What
by set right bridges, assume Ahmed J, they assume a dirty
and so then they would throw me up at to them.
During an act. You know it's like. I would be better at eight p m
then too, but
and help make is in you gotta make year,
act, work too in the more yeah yeah yeah help
You know make it seem like it's. I dunno
I not nautilus a bite to it, but
whatever aegis they just can't be.
Two noticeably yeah talked about your dad, I'm he is here. He just came in the studio. Second go I saw
cliff where he started a fire in your
else here. You're gone,
now to my house in their house there. Now there are now in our house
how
he couldn't brought worse.
I was trying to tell the story. I dunno. If I will say this story, I was saying about him setting on fire, but I think I got another thing, but he cooked
nah worse with idea like
very
the old man thing to cook Yup. It feels like I don't. I mean yup a bratwurst you when you cook abroad, when you actively are saying I'm going to make abroad you're like I'm just going to poison myself or do yeah, it's fine
yeah like I don't really have anything to live for right now. Yeah people ian light brought what you can like them to many places, but to cook one alone go out, and yet one year like you're, if you're handed one it like a tailgate, that's normal, I would even say just like the act of grilling. One bratwurst is a very sad place, feels like a death row, meal, yeah, yeah and then so he left it. He left the stove on and then it just started smoking and kind of caught fire and that now there to get a new stove and then
so that everybody was fine and
But now yet another stay with us now
yeah he's. I mean your dad is very funny. It's he's he's
I think you told me on Friday night that has been too he's a ninety of your show that year, ninety eight, which is so cool like the fact that your dad you know who was a magician when you're grown up, which I'm sure that would
probably give a lot of your material like we're. How you became a funny person, I'm always interesting, how comedians become comedians
dad, is emerging
I would imagine had a lot of help in like
growing. You have time and again I don't know. I realized it at the moment, but it was
Yet it does. It words,
is because he's always done carmody with his magic. So it's always been funny. It's ok
That's tough has just played into it completely.
And it did more than I realize lightened. As I got older and calm needs a I could tell
You know they. My timing is alot of based of yemen.
If this are the kind of little stuff you can see that I picked up just throughout the years yeah. Was it cool having a dad who's me a magician like as a kid or was there a place where it was cool?
It became not cool, then it became cool again time. Yeah, probably like that
It was, I was just always around it, so it devereux. Really
you know. I look like my daughter, my
or does not know world that I'm not coming?
right, and so I did. I don't know a world or my dad's, not a magician or a mere kids. My my kids, I'm worried for the day when they're like wait. What did you say online vs fifteen year, yeah yeah well, they're, just going to
it's nothing. It's norm. Our Stearns kids were you know, he's outside.
I think they just know it and they can separated in other. Not, as
You don't you're. Not always maybe is impressed as at the beginning.
You know verses now at sight and
funded. Bearded take them out now. Can we ve always known how great is in
now a lot of people get to see.
Fun of his show. It
and now a lot of you were there like they I mean that's just my dad can doubt sister.
They love it so much there they're not expect
because I think in other, like guy, we gotta watch this guy's dead right are expected to be,
You know you'll, just figure like like I'm watching doing this guy favour. Watchin is dead, but they will win its when people are losing it in her laughing there like a man, it was so
this vertical. So I have a question about your your processes. Green. I understand you know we'll.
Work on material go up, but when you come up with an idea like four exam,
Oh you did this in your esa now
monologue. Yes, I've been your set. I'm not gonna burn your your set, but
the idea of calling yourself from the nineteen hundred year like way
did that just pop your head, because it's something that you know we were both born in the eighties or from the nineteen hundred
but when you say it's like
god damn it. That is,
so funny, and I never even thought of that. Just framing it that way.
It was at this our esther. For some reason I start
like old tie me,
When I started thinking at this hour and that kind first time I thought of it, like
but it was a gift card they give old times.
In.
and it s just like you know,
outgoing our in such a future. Is the world
verses, what we grew up when I had a donkey, which I told on s, another donkey story of full fair
so, I have like this old thing so is like trying to be like
we're a mix of people that have seen this kind of world. That's from them
fifty right to now. You know you got your wife
since your message and I call on you watch it. So it's a there's still a lot of
We ask that have to balanced both these worlds, we're not going to learn stuff
and so I was saying it in:
pray a month before it s. Now I kind of
stumbled on to say I am from the nigerian it because it
whose, when you start to set it was I didn't know. I was sick
what's the shortest quickest way,
to put you in the mindset of what I'm trying to say right- and so you judge you just kind of stumble on it, like I'm from the nineteen hundreds and you go. Okay, that's sets
a lot of it is
you know you can have a lot of funny jokes, but
If I don't give any kind of context or put you in that, it's like what's the quickest way, I can
set you into that might get get everyone ready and and where they're going to be yeah, it's yeah, I mean it it. It was very relatable, like I said, we're both thirty eight years old. So a lot of the stuff that you talk about, it's like yeah
This is crazy. I'm I'm kind of giving up with new technology. Yeah guide. I've tried five times too to be a tick tock.
Yeah and it's failed every time yeah. I just can't do it with AI everybody, like even the people that are making ai, are giving testimony in front of congress being like
very careful like we might, we might screw the sub papua and it seems like everything you're coming up
with we all agree like hey. Please don't do this, but I like
Just so you know it's common
It's ok, but it's common. It's like please stop yeah! It's funny to the cause they say like it is, is they're like well, it's coming you like, yeah or you're, not in charge of that
reason. It's coming exert whole mind someone like me: if I don't do it, somebody else could it won't know you'd you just stop to his study. Legit ahead. We re getting quick break with serious s. Maybe this isn't the best thing. Why was like exists?
and thing I was trying to add to it and I'm still mess with but I'll. You know it's there.
people someone. You know that you will be more now that are going to live in the three
thousand right. What is that right? That's crazy way. You know
they're gonna live in its one and twenty three
they live there, a hundred
the twenty want to know. What's so funny, yeah what we're doing great tits yeah yeah. I sit on the stage that I've been saying that tonight and I was like in my head. I was like this ain't. Getting what I thought it should be, then that's you know what it is, though
cause were of a certain
page where we saw the change from nineteen, the two thousand were like holy fuck. We feel like we're in a yeah. No that's I mean that's twenty, like
Might I will live to like guinea. One hundred
Yeah that makes it does not, as fund has carried out. I think you should keep to the time. Do you take me for a second? I again we run modern medicine. You never know you never know. That's right, you're, very nice. You have me keep bouncing around. I like you did so because you're a lotta or set, as you know, the self
occasion about not being the smartest person and that was very often take like you're. Not you not put not eat a leader. We we gave you I have you had me.
for a second yeah. I was like yeah three thousand, that's great. That is great. That would be crazy. I said that on stage and it's in my head, it is
It works just like it was here as in it's front of four thousand people. Unlike ride a rotating thing, I get what I think I should be getting out of this. I thought that last night, they're gonna become like avatars they're, going to they're going to exist online like the matrix and then they might, they might live in three thousand. We don't know that we don't know who said it with confidence that way,
yeah, but wait. No, I'm dumb. So then you'd start to doubt yourself when, when it comes to your writing process, are you are you like hypercritical? Do you micromanage yourself? Do you go back and watch specials and
You watch anything that tape and say ok, that choked in get as big a pop as this one need retorted.
one or is it mostly about like which you remember in the flow of your shows in terms
How can we keep? This pardon, maybe add something new
it's it's the flow, I'm kind of you can have figured out
like starting in. I started in chicago lived here two years and in new york was were really. There was a half years. There
We would all kind of ride on stage and you kind of do it and you just kind of go up. It's filling the audience.
So I asked how do I get that I don't really watch the old said, sir.
I should watch more. I never did that
If we just gotta go in the moment, you just fill it and you go a guy like this is not.
I really feel like that guy, what about it?
so either nita presented me this morning we were riding over now talking about.
SK as a lot, I allowed new survive in the front.
I have my hour now and so I was trying to be like well. I gotta reword that, as I think I'm going gotta get into this quicker. Sometimes you can think
You need something there.
Long thing and then it's to set up.
Something and you like, I just need to get into it. Yeah yeah, set of dirt. This set up is too long and too
It doesn't matter and you can feel it
and I can feel it when cause when the jokes are tight.
In the ready to go.
it just start hitting added. It just starts the crowd, just a lot better, like average, about community college and
that that one I've been doing it. So
You know I do ten minutes of top that still
messing around ended. It's a big industry, Gaza known no one knows and adjust.
sitting? Is that thing as s nose every lotta people special this crap?
We have seen that as snow model,
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our yeah, and so, when I do those jokes specially this weekend,
felt like every year. We know this Joe. We ve heard a just watched. We worried about that burning it. I was but Estonia, I understood
opportunity. I was getting that it's like you care
I don't? U nano have the clout to go like I'll. Just message:
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That's not an audience of personnel verses.
The people, even though
You know we're sullen, undoing arena. You do in all these big day.
But there's a mainstream
This too is an area that is that,
there is a lot of people that are going to see that that don't know who I am so here. You know it was like a you. Gotta go,
to prove like aren't. I got really prove that I too, these people that you know I am worth there.
ten minutes to watch his monologue or whatever it is yeah I mean. I also think it was a great appetizer, and I I am a believer too, like a funny comedy special I'll rewatch. I don't care like it's. A funny is funny yeah I mean you, don't really I I I'm going to have to just keep doing them. It'll be interesting to see in two months what the crowd feels like if they've kind of like I can be back doing these jokes.
I'm an odd change up a little bit out.
there be inklings of it. I bet some stuff gets a little dropped her here and there
but overall, it's like you kind of like yeah. This is part of our eu. Like shown a glimpse of your our
and then being like. I hears the sour and then you know it goes back into my act, but
this. It was very interesting this weekend,
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everyone should listen to need. Has a podcast called the neat land podcast? I was listening to it and I got a bone to pick with you cause. You are talking about some of the stuff that didn't make it to s
you're talking about a skit based around people who don't put cases on their phones year, and I really need to see that cause. I've been fur
ten years now
but no case guy. You have stood on the table for and like I now I have
money? So people, like all you just give it a new one, but I wrote a book.
Like literally eleven years ago, when I had no money
being like the biggest thrill in life, is having no case,
and when you drop it being like well that that's probably can be banned
it's the best here is the best feeling in the world is a it's one of life's greatest, like small thrills, that you gap.
Tom, I'm holding my phone? It's life or death,
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that's what it was for some time, so they re really gets. You guys are broken my phone before in my life, but I have apple care and I like about you, you did so
number on it. You really bring you weren't. How does I'll just drop it like getting out of my car onto onto cement, and it will just be a summit in such a shadow job there, but it's again it's thrilling like I've saved kicking it before the kicking it. I shall like those moments in algiers moment, shares
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that gesine. Ah, you can tell sketch areas. Do they wrote that went out in it? Just wasn't.
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of it can state or hold sketch.
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Really get upset yet giving they route for you, yeah, no absolute! I want you to drop your phone
they want to see. If they want to see you and pay it does look elegant. The phone looks
its sleek within okay disorder. It is beautiful phone,
and I mean, if you see some way that has a perfectly clean screen would know crapshoot that person's life on you like. If I
If a girl has a cracked iphone you're like that she's trouble, but I kind of yeah. You see, people have phones where you're like what were you? What is your life that you're like cutting their finger while they're trying to stop using it yeah? They won't go yeah you're like? Can you not change it out its scrawled on it? I respect those people live life on the edges, yeah yeah, they don't they're, like you know, a
they don't take unfolded serious, which is a bit right right, guy exam
there's another clinking eating out there. I'm not. You probably are aware of and he's a little niche, but
name and do no damn
Clean comedian that lies about his age
may than ever to ensure this right now.
Is, he is one of my favorite people
mine he's been saying that he is like twenty eight years old for the last fifteen years and is very clearly like fifty five and he will.
Admit that he is not in his twenties anymore. He's got like a psychological block against yeah. What's his, how do you suppose us in it? I think it's in a I n, a n.
night and day and night and yeah. I think I know that that guy is my favorite person because he's. I honestly think that
with our member him? When I started
yeah, so
what he was doing with twenty eight.
Then it's way, maybe twenty a year. I think I remember him when I started. I'm not, I don't wanna say positively
I feel pretty confident. I remember him in
this is back and message board days in
all this, but I remember him being,
you're, not gonna for twenty years, so
I do not think I remember that name. Twenty twenty years is crazy to be doing it so now say yeah. He was eight years old are to the area of dr oddity. Yeah disease before P david, I repeat, to come in and be was
fourteen or fifteen when we first seen. Pete come around yeah so, but this
I was yeah when, when did you start doing comedy? When did you have enough material where you could actually get on stage and and be able to relate to somebody with the jokes
was to those three hour removed the tiger economy class. Here Jim rob it is a common cause.
And it was in our words, they need a class fur
you know baby, I just did it, you don't know what to do.
It's a very intimidating star comedy. You know it's, you don't,
No, you just need to be. You want to be around people that are also like starting in so yearly. Phil like you, can make a friend and oliver
so I start
I started here and then you start
you and you know you can damage due in five minutes was like a law, it's hard to do five minute.
and then you just
I moved to new york and then you you're goin up every night and you do in five minutes.
the minutes, you know and then he's aegis. Slowly, just over time
Go and it was until my first tv thing was like two thousand- a nothing seven eight
did you wait was its second city that used
I've got a little class at second city, but this one was just stand. Ok, but I took about and a weak corset sexy
The thing I don't like, but improv is with. I knew I wanted to be clean.
With improv. You gotta go with the group riah, and I knew
No, it's like what you're gonna go down,
I just didn't like that. I wasn't in control of where it was when the handwriting visible dildo
yeah like like yeah, hello, Dana I actually I so. I took an improv class or signed up for an improv class at second city after I'd started at barstool cause. I was like I'm gonna. I will try to get funnier
and I went to one class. It paid like five on a box and it was all like kids in their early twenties
and I they had a bathroom break in an hour hour in and I just left and never came back cause. I was like I care
yeah I'm there. This is informed pm's, gimme, a writing. Blogs and open works out.
well, it's either you do what year right now, I'm doing you will learn within that thing how to do all the others.
The air was, it was our moment nos twenty years, where he thought it wasn't gonna happen because it is, I mean you,
Ben you ve arrived a long time ago. Obviously, this last like month and a half in pretty crazy, which I'm sure it's funny for people to say like while you really blown up it's like I've, had some pretty successful year. Specials, alas, you know five years, I've been doing
good, but was their moment we're like this might not work like I just can't break
I don't know if I ever felt
I think, whatever one time oh wife be like well, how long would you be doing this? You know before
language, but I would just say overdoing it forever yeah
and then I was well until we were talking talked about it. That's great, you decide you gotta go. I was, yes, is all
it's that's what I tell people, if you do anything, you have to be obsessed with it and if you're, not obsessed with it and willing to like basically just be like no I'll do that there is no backup plan.
you, you really probably not going to make it cause. It's you just can't have a back yeah, no, that that's very similar to like this world, not you're more successful than us. But having that moment where, like I started blogging in a jar enormous, but I think I started blogging and I was like well I'll just go back to like corporate america and a couple of years doesn't work out and then getting a couple of years have been like. No, I think this is this is, but that's what you do you go all you know. I know what I can go back to right
I care, like you, know out, I'm talk about. I was a water meter.
her in.
in male joy, and I saw a knew I could go back to that. It was a job.
The guy who, with you he's, went back in his work in these still works there,
So I knew there was a job, as was like. I knew I had any job. I knew out of job. I could go back to
and so you have that but
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nice. We gotta get burned the boats to we ve said so much dumpster right. I rarely hinkel unemployable anywhere else. America, except here right away. I google's tat point. I could go back to being a dog adoption councillor in Austin at some point. That's probably the only job, I'm still qualified to do right now
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is our world now yeah? I had that moment whereas, like I don't think I could even have
regiment more. What would my resonate won't? I would put down like I'm here.
Here's yea, yeah yeah, I don't know I'm not out of the same thing words.
I don't know it's freeing the ones you once you see. I got step over the line you like this is will creating
You know, I mean that's. What are you crazy,
our create. When you create it's, the it's the
ass a year in control of yeah, where you have like this
in other strikes are going on in
so that all these things, that kind of you know
for bad for actors? I always thought that with acting is like you, gotta hope
they want you that it's not in your hands,
and so, when you're a stand up her when you're you're doing this you created,
so urine urine it's up to you. If you want to do it and that's a very freeing feeling to have
to just go like I am not relying on someone else yeah. What's your favorite part of the process is that when you come up with something that
you you personally enjoy Angela gill at this,
that's a good joke, I'm very happy with our was it. Is it when somebody else,
you delivered to an audience and they laugh at it, and you like, ok, that hit that landed, that's great yeah new joke is, is this is the best filling
the world when you have something new
add one little new thing that it in this week on something
anyway, any just start hitting so hard in that
because you didn't, I mean you haven't told her you're, not tired of it. You're, not, you know cause. You can get tired, sometimes on some this stuff, because you might emmy years till it hundreds and hundreds of times to to fix it.
I need to whatever, and so when you get something new, I mean it's man, it's as I could,
got. You know it's a you'd, never know what you ve got it when he as a creator, you don't is. I give a plan
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and so you we come up with some new its eye
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absolutely hate our guts yeah. Well, that's when you can see
there's a lot of key ever like the braun was
like a yankees cowboys, cowboys fan and there's like that general like that age, where you like,
We did it with any whenever I believe so
like a while he ever he was in it with.
but yet when they, when they route for all the you're, like ok coming out of cowboys not doing good
now, there's profit, there's a whole generation of people pick up the cowboys and like wait. We were without would win every year.
in like twenty five years within one anything.
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you think I'm in your heart gets broken. So
much ass, our vanity
we played a very like ninety five six others who played elegy elsie was ranked seven were not ring
and its seven enough in and then we score touchdown with. Thirteen second sets out seventh
Six and so we're going to go for two, because it doesn't you know it doesn't matter. I mean I was at the game. You're like this is the greatest thing we're about to beat.
I believe we get it we're gonna be tells you we had all the momentum, we get back,
back delay of game penalty kick like a ninety yard extra point that gets blocked, lose the game stuff that you're, like I couldn't have even
Yes, that's what was what happened here? You thought I worse case. We just don't get it, but we tried
back to back actually and then the next eggs you this. When you read in the paper about the interview
next day they ask guys what he would not for past way
woody. They asked him
they go. What play were you going to do? He goes out the same play you're talking about yeah, I guess just there was no change, but here here's the one like positive thing about being a vandy fan. Is it's every other team in the se c's nightmare? To
events have that over them. We're like
You could lose twenty in a row, but if you beat him once
Like ls, you alabama all these teams, they would be completely mortified and it would ruin their year. Yes, you have that light's, tough, eternal spoiler when we beat jay cutler beat tennessee for the first time in twenty seven years,
of the deed, dvd that game at home and its I mean that was one of the
these days. That's what I mean like if europe
like say just become a cheese, fair now right and you ve seen them when all these superboss?
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psyche their the appreciation of
we are mean in didn't a bowl game that year they act in a sea, but we beat innocent
it hurt them so bad. You beat floored in the swamp till his sword in this way out with his in so you like, when you do this, can the eu do those a year I mean that is my national jam, yeah yeah right and say you appreciate it
at a level that yeah
and it completely ruined like there's a florida fan and a tennessee, listen to this right now being like god, dammit color did, b
and the squire licked yea zeal and was out about it being from a small town filling were year like I'm, not in the big city. I don't know how that is. So we don't get talked about much
I'm an hour watching is
enter. If you see a member just try to save your team,
talked about that
were you know like we had a good we
in and then you're like do damning. They might like you, know, partner,
my talk about so much time. Any nuclear incident you get to hear people talk about me in year, aegis ill. I can't believe you know cause it's there
another just hung about them
yeah, I know, but the biggest mark. We get that on the show. Where we'll talk about you know a cool story or smaller team and people like thank you for talking about
yeah. I thank you for giving us a re minutes on this deal. We don't need much right, yeah, right, johnny, light or good they're good you're like they are real. I may gain day. They were not going to show that vanity,
burn pick now they did that. Just because I was on daily. I restarted. Vandam was like a game to any pressure to get you pick.
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I want to do again
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and obviously being from the south game days. Giant thing, for
and we ve been forever bet. It's in college
but game day such a big thing.
and so I I where we like kind of said I was there. I just wanted to have a you have like you know, five ten seconds for every pick, so I try to just come up and just have a joke with
Everything suggests everything I got two we just went through it just be just let me have one little quick, little joke
whether you know it'd, be the best I'd joke. I could come up with for what it was
So I was, I think I did good thing. Arizona beat you seal as they did and they got that three loss, yeah and also pissed off all of oklahoma, which is good cause. That's like
that's really. The key to college football discourse is like
how to make at least one fear hate you say:
yeah. I never want to do that and I m really impossible not to it's impossible. I mean that was. That was just that was in the moment. I do not think of that until
but then you know you surrounded by Elias. You see, I was just trying to make it.
joke, and that was the only just in the moment I was like I'll just say it
and then I just said it and then afterwards, yeah people, cultural events, can get very upset
you're going to get it like when Oklahoma hang sixty on vandy you're going to get so many people being like. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah waiting for that moment, they're waiting for that moment, that's the best part about college football. Is you say one thing it could be a throw?
line and people will remember it for years and years nears to shove
back in her face your window,
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oklahoma, yeah game building so himself. That's my love college football people are so site.
oh and everyone cycle leg. It's not it's not like odors irrational fan base out
europe. Everyone has their own quirks
fan base is weird in their own special
way. Irrational ones are the one that went to that school year is the people that couldn't go. I mean yet you're, you're under of and or a team that I can never get in that school right it in
here you become teams of all this stuff. That's like.
Oklahoma. All this work.
That actually in saying that you became vanderbilt fair without without going vanderbilt, you chose this life,
Yeah yeah you just kind of torture. Age is getting a lot to win.
That's a zero win. Yet it's like a lot of people say you and leave it's gonna
due to begin the seas in europe.
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I guess we might be undefeated going into georgia, however, and I believed it in my heart-
any just cause you're
That's what I love about sports. You have of
you just have of this. You go. I don't know how we're not going to be yeah feed it. No, I mean yeah, I know show me where we're going to loot, yeah you're asking.
pointed the game at worst were nine. When yeah I go everywhere, I go if you're lucky I'll, give you and I'll give you a we have one boss, then I give you a georgia might be I'll. Give you that that's why august is my favorite month. I wish I could go back there right now, because I'm appears in wisconsin badger went to wisconsin and it's like I
theres many clips of me being like.
Yeah the bears going when eleven games in athens like ten or eleven as well. Poltrot, yes, but that that that
weeks britain like proceeding football season, we're just walk around guy
anything could happen. Did you know so? Your commanders fan? I I was a redskins fan when I was grew up cause we didn't have the tight right.
now. What I
but there when they,
the watch football team was the bad
the wash down our aim in the world either, and it made me when they. When that name came out, I go. I feel stupid, saying this
other yeah yeah exactly why we should be the tennessee football team. It should be
you know the year, like other, tightens the dolphins in you
I feel stupid. Yeah yeah exactly you like. A philadelphia fan europe for like a cartoon bird yeah, great job, we're a football team. We
football. Yet another candy asked me
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see, maybe the hogs. We might be the hogs cartoon
would be kind of fun, but yeah the hogs will be good, but I I it's. I think the whole league should just go just say the city you're from yes, yeah, no yeah, the miami football team and you're like perfect yeah, great football line up and play for atlanta. We don't need these are grown men.
because the dolphins- and we have a theory like the dolphins, very good team-
But when you take those jerseys, the aqua of the orange and all that- and you put him in like buffalo or pittsburgh
in like a december game. You can't win that game. That is, you just can't enjoy the jersey. It's a summer day, it's got a summer vibe right. It's like you can't play football in those jerseys in january yeah. That is interesting. Yeah yeah! You need a little more hard. The
yeah, yeah yeah cause you to be a little harder yeah. This is also why I'm a lifelong loser, better betting, sir cause I'm I'm betting on football jurists.
yeah been a dove avail, brides sofa,
right now. You can't beat any good teams this last day, yeah yeah, it's fine, but you also have to think of the back of your head, like we might be frauds yeah, which is the worst thing that could I you'd much rather be like I know my team is bad or I know my team is good, but being the frauds where it's like, oh we are record, is good,
Every time we play a good team, we lose.
Not the worst feeling
small ones. We I like my because wanna bet
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and so we met him then, and he was like forceps discoveries. I come up, and so it superfund see ya.
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a little bit of personal question that I actually I'm I might be projector.
But how long do you think you could do come,
Can you do it for the rest of your life or is it something they their head? You like. I want to be sixty five doing this and again I'm
projecting. As I asked myself this all the time you are being recycled. Does it he's yes exterior,
cause. We did it for
or you know as long as he could, he turned out. He turned out as long as he could as agree. Yeah yeah I mean he's age, didn't stop yeah and then
you know don Rickles was ninety yeah I mean when done rickles got up there. It was, I think it was pretty tough in the
I just think it so they they their order and Mr Martin march shorts
well there's. Seventy eight, maybe you're around march or but their battle,
so comedy is a great thing that you can you build your audience,
and if you keep growing with your audience,
I mean, I think you hit an age where you're not getting new fans right, but the people that do like you are just kind of keep going with you and you just keep putting stuff out. So I I do think you can
for as long as you want you
its tiring to come up with stuff.
That's and you guys will know that creating stuff can be exhausting and you just gotta nonstop. So it be nice.
We, like you, know just where you can go I'll go out when I want
side said vote right now can just go. You know what I'm gonna philadelphia and then
Let's go set it up and are he's coming here. Cargo next we will get
right demographic and are doing chosen,
and you know you can mix invoking, do some stuff like that. Like that's kind of some fun thing,
I do hope create stuff that can out live like I will have to go out and do shows right, but I think
How are I think always do shows mean telling a joke
live on something bizarre love
performing a front live audiences, our lot! That's it so much fun here and it's it's.
Yes, your timing is good everything like it just a great
thing to go. Do something live, and so I that's the thing that you know, I think I'm it would be addicted to is
want to get out in front of a crowd and be like. I wanna make them laugh in the moment and all this kind of yeah yeah. You don't really hear about comedians retiring that much just like. Hang it up and saying yeah.
Yeah yeah, they don't know involving gotta retired,
recently, but I mean it's like you still pop up disability fidget used
Gonna get asked to do stuff, so I think you just gotta do fox where they are no
goes round aegis. It goes down. We do it
how you wanna do it the way you can go. Yeah I'm gone out
twice a month or simply end in whatever and said now, words legislate
I look like going our I'll get to fifty and then I'll be and forty four. So I always thought forty fifty we
you know it's like now be a giant.
run and, let me see worm out of fifty.
You know my billy what I'm looking high minutes, yeah right now, it's like you're you're to the moon.
yeah. Well, I crazies over people don't get out. It would be too much around. I tried it not
Do you think this is a lot this week, but does it ever bother you when people say you're the nicest guy in comedy that would bother me
none. I like I mean I don't you know you are like the the nice guy, but you know nice is sometimes seen as like he's nice
yeah. What all of you to think its fate. You know me, I know it's not it's like I'm in our legs hours. I think your thing a very driven a very
You know a compact gummy, very serious
I have all that
but then it's also it would be nice s really nice to its
you know you may be. When you meet
In our view, the committee shows and stuff like that
I just don't think the weight of my world should be on an audience's, shoulder, yeah and so otra, it's like don't I don't want them to ever worry about. I'm there too.
saying you in that relationship should be there. I think it's also just like the idea of a comedian. People can't really be like hey he's. Really good person is comedians, like you think, are well there. You don't make jokes and everyone's expense in that, but ass. I was not, u S, so I think it like that's why they sort of myself right here right now about in its end. If so, I shall just I never liked making
of some one, because I just feel bad right, and so then I just now I can just
the way I do my or now is like a stubborn on this. I write it where it feels like
I feel like a movie
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you know it's him making fun of himself and all these
movies and its. It is that kind of feeling where you just want to be like
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that's that's interesting from from the report. Based on my conversations, I don't think it's one.
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season: either hiccups? Could they leave em
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ever heard of it didn't want I've more bitted, spotlight egg,
belcher comes home from germany, with a tuna record. I think there's a chance across could make the move in the by weak,
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It also in that same report it says that it was extension through twenty twenty four. So it's a wonder that noise hank
What is I was at last come my headphones, so thoughts
I maxima. Have people would like to know your thoughts about what this?
report you read all again from the start now.
Just one in germany in this is that it
so did. I must win for belgium sway
in every sense of the word every ever gave us must win, I'm not sure easily, literally coaching for his job
yeah it's his job to coach.
current always coaching. Also, I feel like any time a team is bad and are playing oversees. The go to joke is leave black,
in blank leave him on the tarmac. Don't bring home,
philip bout you're gonna fun. If you got left in germany, I would really like belgium got fired. You go on an awesome, bender,
Go hang out because I grandma
every got he's on he's been fired before with the brain
once this time is fired, he's got six ranks who the fuck cares.
have prime hundreds of millions of dollars going to count the did. A defensive cornering success,
at eight rings on Huey as a head coach,
this year, but he's got it
Tal united team, so you can all those ok, that's
absolutely pleasure, blushing question
who is divisive corners like he was like specialty,
the system yeah, but I just think it's interesting that he might get fired as head coach Anders
two other guys that are sitting same room as you that are looking for head coach is now, wouldn't that be something if one of us got him
would be something you. It would definitely be something which team would you? Rather he go to the commanders of the bears, probably the I don't. I mean at least the commanders have a new owner and
they might turn things around. The bears are currently dumps. Are fire with no turn around inside the oldest donor, so at least
the commanders like their horrible franchise, with just a history of losing over and over and over again in
not breaking players losing good players losing other good coaches,
but that was kind of the old regime and then maybe
the new regime can be a little better. So I want ya saddam care
Bela check. I just want to say that, for the record, I I think Bilbil chick is a good head coach and I would like to see a coating, my team, I especially if its instead of hand,
I think I want harbaugh harboured chicago more than eighteen of everyone. In my life,
I did one mellow very badly yeah.
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That was the question read the start. My boyfriend is lost so much that not even my roommate. Well, that's such a great set up
this is that might not be about me
the iraq everybody wants listlessly answer. This are eight.
This guy sounds like he might be
going on a diet. So that's good he'll get his libido back. I think what he needs to do turn it round. Is he first of all he needs to dedicate himself to his job. If you can find success, professor
we, then you feel better by yourself. If you get really into doing your job well. All time, though, be good idea young
in Europe, we can learn from arthur Psmith. All about change up. The facial hear me out
off and I'm assuming this guy has beard. If your sad and if you're losing you grow beard, it's your sadness, already loser vase, I come,
herr. We really was not. What do you mean you? This is about you
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are you, I letting that. Are you so sad that you won't even sleep with your girlfriend's remit?
I do not sleep with my girlfriend yesterday. If what is he slept with her, you did want. I fell asleep literally, where without an utterly fall asleep what're you would.
Knowing where work. Where did you fast?
or up did you or did you not sleep?
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should be still talking realize
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yeah fact: that's how great a reader he is born to read.
My boyfriend is a big soup guy and love
make it he's been exploring new recipes of different soup, setting fines on tiktok and our.
Good amount, and some are good and some aren't
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that he face does work?
incorrectly. Chicken noodles is best stupidly makes, but also makes it at least three
a month. How do I go about telling him that some of the new suppress visa
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Often southern superior. Yet this is a hatred for sure, like he's expense
Your complaint is that your boyfriend switches up the soup too much
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you're like he makes the same soup all the time. I don't understand that like
first of all piazza good soup recipe that he makes three thousandth, isn't that much it's really not and soup is like.
If you want a meal you can get a meal. Soup is just great to have whenever you need it in little sioux pack, here from a broth heads out there. If you make a good show,
noodle soup. You can switch up a little bit a chicken noodle, so soup can turn into an abdullah Mona greek soup.
as a greek chicken soup, which is my favorite soup and work,
It can also turn into a chicken tortilla soup,
if he hadn't you like some awesome peppers. Some
Words for tears,
apps. So you can make variations of the chicken noodle soup, but yeah
sounds like you
No, what you want also sounds like you just more crackers, I'm a big crackers guy, my suit any type of smoker
or spice it up, hey boys.
hey my boyfriend. I have lived together for over a year now and have been talking for years
We have always been in
ports, but after moving in together, have come to know what that truly means.
When can I expect that my boy
from back. He likes the steelers penguins and miss
football
he's got a lot going on.
I mean, if you didn't know this obsession before he moved in also the answers may June July.
its ground is like a pittsburgh fit. The good news is because he's a pay
work van fan. He probably doesn't any basketball or baseball yeah, so you're good you get.
you get almost a third of the year with your boyfriend yeah, don't
don't push it every guys sports addiction is is like any other addiction.
They let you know they dabble in it
but they hide from you how truly like the links that
goes to so when you see it in your face.
Well. That's that's way more sports than I thought you did. You do a lot of sport. You lot ass. I could quit any time, but I guess I love doing it. Yeah alright, last
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my fiance has really bad.
Ass, he read aloud. One right
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bitter literally, all the types of normal. Actually, that's, not the during dinner,
little much. He refuses to go see the doctor saviours upon
and says it's just who I am.
I thought a lot and they smell as part of a man. Yes do all men for all the time what an acceptable manner forts in a day
you know what I've never kept track of. How often I thought I'd say it's a game
runs sometimes really bad familiar lighted. I sometimes you not to forget all well, yes, I'd die it. So if you wanted to start feeding on better food programme, far too much of action or the opposite fight health
I have workforce sounds are the worst farts I was. I was so excited. Try men, eating healthy, makes you far more and that's
just a fact of life. It might be your body so confused egg. What is this? I wouldn't
vegetable, but if you just eat protein, if you go, caveman died out a cave, mental drowsy fire yeah.
caveman diet. I would just love to see that guy actually go to the doctor and he makes an appointment. The doctor is like what's the problem he's like I fart is like pull my finger. Yeah, the doctor. They just start farting in the room together having a great time, and I would say, babies,
dinner is an appropriate time to say: please don't for every other time to slumber.
and, as we always say, with guys on checks, if you just start farting, he might stop
like if, if, if you just saw parting in his face, like that's what I do, I do
he's, like. Oh all, of a sudden forts. Aren't that funny fight fire with fire if you fart exactly as often as he does
He will stop. I guess
aren you, if you for it as much as him, and then you like, hey, let's make a pact stop fighting. He will stop
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