US Open has kicked off and the course is getting smoked. Nuggets parade looked incredible and Mike Malone was the drunkest person in the world (00:00:00-00:18:03:11). Mt Rushmore season is here and we set the table for stakes on this summer plus kick it off with Mt Rushmore of lifetime stats you wish you had (00:18:03-00:52:17). Actor Arian Moayed joins us in studio to talk Succession, Robin Williams becoming his mentor, script writing and tons more in an awesome interview (00:52:17-01:29:43). We review Denzel Washington’s Man on Fire plus finish up with Fyre Fest of the week (01:29:43-01:53:52).
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we're gonna pardon my take today is fry, a june sixteenth and its baseball season, yet
ricky fellows back Ricky fellers all the ways ass. Sixty two sixty Chew s, open record, I believe, hole
shit that awfully sharply could shoot a matter once a week were taken as the afternoon, his pfc egg in mexico and Austin tonight. But yes,
Is u s open? It is baseball season. It is that first mom
after all, the other sports annual inculcate summertime, its hooky seas,
If you like playing hooky- and I think that you do a perfect time of year-
skip out and work is important that work life balance. You know you ask about an work, go to the baseball game and have
yeah, you don't want to be a work. Work, I know you don't,
so parentheses
yeah season the nuggets heather championship raid today for all those that thought that
dad yoke. It was gonna, go home to serbia and just be in a stable staring at us,
as for hours on end. Not yet not yet these plans are for that later. He said that thursday was the best day of my fucking life.
and you know I told you I don't want to stay in parade, but I fucking want to stay in parade. Yeah
so love? It yeah. Does it? People were starting, not me, but I did see some of the discourse being like. Oh yoke, it's like you,
trying too hard to not care crazy. I guess he lost his. He didn't know where his mba finals and BP was. Ah, I don't think you're
Just do it he's just being himself like Brooks yeah, it's not like he's going online being like ooh. Am my getting points for not carrying like he's himself, I was going to say like he is kind of a blake yeah yogesh is, is he's got big blake energy blake, a bitch yeah blake, which I like
I like it, so he's saw bumstead still he still our king, I'm not gonna turn on him because he lost the files and BP now is he's been drunk he's been having fun.
what the fuck, let him let him enjoy himself peewee? You know how you see that I'm sure as well will be doing he's trying too hard to not care. It's like no. I
he just being an honest scott yeah he's just sick of running yeah and what's the what's the payoff like where he's not online, he doesn't have like huge social media following I don't even know if he as social media, like he's not he's,
doing this for some payoff where it's like he's going to gain some points. He's just being honest. The guy wants to see his horses. I think it's funny cause I
If you ask me couple years ago, I probably
have cited more people that are like he's trying hard to not care
but only for the reason that, as a sports fan watching that, if you see somebody reach the peak of their entire profession as profession that you care about watching on t v so much and
when a championship and the like are whatever. Then you feel about yourself like well. What do I care
rice, if this guy's so good and he doesn't care right, but at the end the daily. Ok, I think it's a hundred percent.
it's like he spends all year in a country where he doesn't speak, the native language that says first language he's like picked it up along the way, and so he wants to go home and again see his horses. He wants to go home and talk serbian to his horses. Yes, so
Let him let yoke it should be himself. Let him do is thing and also shut out MIKE Malone. Michael Malone, oh no, today, you might not using why he was date. Museum prison like today, nice to meet me, maybe on the way to prison like he was the druggist guide prayed. I know
when you see these braids. Usually the coach has not the druggist guy. I fucking love my poor. It we're on the ship back, we gotta get back on the show, yeah he's watching him pack,
words run in the ship back bruce
be he was called use like he was catching up. Look like fire,
ball shots from the crowd
he was in he was in.
A cherry pick either user that millions of fire engine he was on he'd. Look like he was.
having the best sign it.
said we some greedy, bastards and baby sitter whole might below the man. He had used a chain what
when he was like the embodiment of the the. How do you do kids meme when he was rocking the backwards hat oversized t shirt? That said, like put these nugs in your pipe and smoke
or whatever yes and they're just hammered with a giant t shirt on. He looked awesome. He looked like he was having the time of his life, and I would
I shall give him the parade in vp the european gdp.
and then I would also give this other guy who caught a beer that was thrown at the opera
we see the interview on the news. This guy
denver bro of all time. I see it. Listen, listen to this dude reacted catching a beer and then chugging it on the air me. There was eye contact, oh yeah, that risky they hadn't even ahead of an eye open up that shrek bear claw automotive like yeah baby. You don't drink it and as soon as I seen it, I was like. I know what I gotta do. Look at my boy said this for us: bang, bang. You know what I'm saying so you made eye contact with him and they threw a beer literally like was it up to date, then he does like look right at me and I was like ooh
ro the sound of my work. I lost it. I blogging caught it and, as is the division, is restoring after that you couldn't zuzu syria blurs the history, serbia, that its awesome hell. Yes, you were mozilla, do do you see the video, the family guy?
or the I ninety five I know like yours. We
leap in woke up the bridge,
it's like. We lost the world series or super bowl. We lost I ninety five: hey did you say that yeah? Oh no, I didn't hear that
Instead, our highway game up mac, I have it yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, let's the one that when it was separate from like the video that went viral on twitter, oh okay,
It would have a just when there's knows not, alas, poor sokolow do drugs,
yeah just go interviewer bro, the huge rock the we get hoots rock of the week. I other thing
U s open sober out max, looking good strong for his first day what he finish it
as it should have said, minus two okay. I think two on two to take good, showing from showing you can't it's it's. What we're talking about put the put the towel over.
report and you can't worry about ricky, foller being minus eight, because its regard myself
softly my seven in the next person scottish offer. My three obviously brooks hasn't gone yet punch big names in the author and having gone yet
more building max max his course record. Still stands. Yes, yes, unless shopping, elvis, birdie pot,
the one reason these mighty money. Seven now he's tied
My eyes very pointed out just jinx max's course record she's on his home grass, pfc when I think of the goods bought from act outside of those two crazy numbers. Like he's right there
loser record to the course of the course is common, and I don't know
I feel like discourse this course can wash right now speedily.
only person ever finnish, ten under four major for the: u s open, really
there's no way, I mean in fact course common.
We're gonna write back even harsher minus eight again. Tomorrow
Was it going to happen? You think, pin placements are going to be more dangerous, wind they'll call it. The wind yeah hit up darpa yeah, just be like hey guys, we're going to need.
gust max, also could it he could have been three under there was one put that he had just did a three sixty state on the lip shouldn't. We also ass a great some great par saves yeah, I'm lucky. I congratulate parties.
I'm just not. I expect more hold move high standard causes iodism worse yet, and am I feel good about him, but I've also, you know we're gonna, we gotta be positive, but we also gotta, be we can't just be given out gum drops in in candy keynesian
for goal minus two we gotta get that we gotta build. We don't start build off yeah, you know who else gave out gold stars to everybody? Yes, true, oh here, SAM bennett. Ah, what else we got anything before he gets mount rushmore season which sucks
For god, damn it too, I love now. I just want to say that if I lived in LAS vegas, this isn't about the golden knights. This is about the oakland athletics. If I, if I lived in LAS vegas, I would not go to an oakland athletic game once they moved to town, I think
think las Vegas needs to stand, or at least threatened to stand with open fence because think about this way, if you're getting a team, that's that's.
Illegally rob from a city and deposited into your city as your new home at your new home team to root for that's like if you, if you hook up with a chick who's married and then you expect that that person is going to be loyal to you.
This is a this is a piece of shit owner. Las vegas should do
in solidarity with oakland tom we're not gonna, go these games, you just take a team away from it.
want to relocate a team that owner first of all, is billionaire he's have to pay for his own said back sleep that out, please Kim bleep that out too and fuck him in the ass suck em up the a's fuck him in the eye hole yeah. So you should. If you do move a team, you should have to go to prison for five years: okay, how's that how's that just
you have you should go to jail in the town that you abandoned and then yeah you can get out of prison. If you make it and then you can collect your billions of dollars on the other, a counterpoint.
there's probably some like kids in las vegas right now grown up and they're. Like yeah, I mean we just win stanley cups and we still oakland teams. I guess so. The haters
they ve got practice. They do have practised a lot of practice, stealing raiders bounce around a little bit, though just
still were stolen from the same stadium, dazed plan it just it feels dirty. I would not. I would not be comfortable supporting that.
Yeah. I know it was. Rather I loved I lobbies doing the reverse boycott
awesome and they want seven games and around the world there are they still the wish to day? I think are tied for the worse
I've lost a lot of money in the last seven days on my open athletics bag, which is just the system of bedding as their ownership, but still, I think, is close to being
It is about breaking the aser gain better than the royal allow lost, nine or other eighteen, fifty, ah huge, that's
see when you win seven games in a row to go eighteen and fifty yeah. So there are nine hundred and fifty one now yeah, but you won seven games in a row too, so you are twelve and fifteen, which is named John fisher. Eleven,
The job has forgotten that john fisher john fisher doesn't love you bra las vegas. You doesn't love you, we stand without
they were just taken house really does have the best library. Now
It was the world series we lost the superbowl, we lost ninety five, so it looks like we were just thinking else. It does look like the house. Where does that clip, say
you those on having the best luck or an artist. We lost the soup boy, Lhasa worlds. There is now a lost. Ninety five yeah
it looks like we're just taking ls as a boston fan max what you think about that now that guy's, a legend fuck Boston, alright, should we get to MT rushmore season, then great interview and I will see everyone we're going to yeah we'll do both
things fire, fest max's course record still cents, yes, max score for still stands pop it up a bit up and he did it as a as a young college. Kid kayla is about to come out hot, oh okay, so classic hank rooting gets her friends. Noah brooks max scaling it. You know patrick know, but I bet on campus if it was Brooke's first
currently at the end brooks yes. If her shrug magda band hank.
Of mathematically more money,
I would say max, I would say max because it's his first yeah, oh it's six one fucking rock! I'm going to wait till what charlie tells me it's alcoholic
What if rivers Brooks max the end I'll just closed my eyes? Hang it will watch it if its care,
lay and either max or brooks naxa brooks week. We you cash out your currently
I will be able to use, will be in texas. Put in theory
what I mentally! Well, I wouldn't matter one hour I mentally will cash out their point. Speed
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dr drive new jersey impairing the college world series. So let's talk little college world series real, quick ringing.
People from your bar stool sports for weak forces. The favourite Ellis use, the second favorite. I think I'm gonna go. I might just go vol for life and take tennessee to want
I see not bad. What is Uva at uva is they've they've they've plummeted, so that I think they started the day at like seventy one, they're now, five one so
ok, lotta action on you, ve, not too late too late
is not the college. Peaceful. Would
they you re, they were streak, they were streak therein, the tournament yeah. This is now the third round of tournaments placed regional super regional. Now we're in oma is oral still around oral
still around twenty five one. I'm I'm takin oral I'll, take oral needed just like the nba cinderella. Now yeah yeah. We found this cultural tourism,
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The show every summer would you mount rushmore season. There's been different interpretations of it. We ve privacy added people the show, because we want everyone to get involved. We thought maybe like a six man. Mount rushmore would be pretty tedious and long overdue in teams again and the teams,
max and hank, two guys it love each other billion jake. You should just be the celtics
yeah teams and then pay of tea and myself. I think we stretch all the age ranges with these bout rush moors. So
ada be all throughout. The idea that we should probably have a punishment is sure to make a little more interesting has already said noted this I've talked to everyone else, anxious.
I hear he doesn't know what the punishment is, but he gave a preemptive know if, if before even get into it, you again, we we've talked about it. We talked about an epic used a few weeks ago. You guys it's it's fine, it's fun exercise, it's good to you know, get the banter going
You guys ruined MAO rushmore two years ago, a new through the pizza toppings draft I'll. Never
take it seriously again that kind of was at the end of the now at the competitive side of it,
So I know I've I've actually on back and I've got a guy can never really like. I can't I can't take it seriously as accomplishing I've thought about it, but I can talk about my pigs, but you can have positive about it. I've thought about double olives was actually greet penetrating centre after the older I get the more I realized I was thrown out at all. How you guys are literally retrial rolling. Did it so you could get a win
the council. Now rushmore! That's that's lame! That's all! That's! Ok! We're having a long woke! That's in the past! Let's move forward! Let's make it competitive again.
I think we should do is so
the now and you can start the vote. You guys had the two new zealand lisbon. I've thought about it, a lot about it. Listen the graphic will be posted with with no names attached to be team. Wanting to team three. I promise you that we devotion
We do like to our voting window and no retreat.
During those windows. So we can talk about it. It's but people vote. They just see the graphic they vote. We talk about it after the votes are done, but that's it so that way we
both both like people. You know arguing online mount rushmore season later on the afternoon of show days, but we also get a clean vote that has no no one like pushing it one way or the other. What's the punishment, okay
The punishment and again, let me just say five out of six of us in this room are in on this hank. You are the last person to turn your key.
and heard no guy? I wasn't thinking through punishments and I was thinking while the boiling punishment was great, because people could watch along people like to see yo us get punished. The punishment that I am offering up format rushmore seas,
is the losing team has to do a twenty
or our stream in a white,
room, solitary confinement, obviously you're, not solitary cause with someone else, twenty four hours, nothing else in the room, but the two of you with a p.
We, the people, see access with appeal that he wants a glory
so bad it just get a budget. I just know I mean again if it's five out of sex like I, I guess all. I know that
doesn't matter anyway. My vote doesn't matter put.
you're gonna rigorously, you don't worry. I won't have a real we're, not at all gonna do that everybody line on oil and it will go away, hosted anonymously and we're not going retreated for two hours
what in our programme has laid down for them down for the for the added content,
for hours. In the hour you guys taulas mean max and to do it anyway. I do it, but this is just so you guys, I want to say how you guys are
I mean what I say and maybe maybe get one ball
why don't we like losing our adding something every two hours? So it's like after two hours, maybe we
the pen in the paper after knowledge? What you could sleep in?
We would actually definitely for many pushups people just why,
Can you sleep, villager, embellishment, retired, his Alan Algeria, that what have you got a boner while you're sleeping
I probably had I was gonna, say I'm just going to banner before then sleep, then that would be miserable. I think it should.
We also does should only be one pillar out in the whole room. You know. What's going on, bananas are taking advantage of its hank he's gonna start yawning max, can actually killing. It will be like a presents, its
libya, psychological test for the loose tee. What happens if someone snaps you startled
I that's great for radio. Can we have someone on call and we could do can't we want what we can also do. We could do a picture or picture where the loose
if the team is in the twenty four hours by themselves and we could have all the the other four winning teams. Ah could offer some you know, commentary at certain
points to keep the stream interesting, yeah. Listen, I'm never going to be a I'm, never going to turn down extra content, that'd be a good stream. I just an ingrate stream. You know
phone. Let's just hold you guys are on its own disguise guys and honestly. I guess they really thinking out loud. It's like the eight areas really want to watch. One of these teams do it. They want to watch. You guys have to go in there, sir.
I guess I note that they would never want to torture. You will now now you're doing what you accuse us of doing
you thinking about I'm thinking out loud. It is a good point, it's a valid point, but I think you're rigging the vote. I'm thinking now see that thing is already contentious or rigging. The vote. Alright, so you're in for this
doesn't five out of six that it doesn't matter here. Are we can be allowed to sleep overnight? Gig,
I give you twenty four hours to be left alone. Billy's dog come now now. No doubt
noble widely
kenna and Billy's dog together would be very fun over here. Thinking about what I'd actually like me max would be the worst combination. I think you guys would be pretty good
You will all different things throughout like you know, we're saying that our for we had like a game boy,
with very little battery left shit like that. Just as you know, will keep fighting it.
You are in any in a cell for twenty four hours
patty room was say cell will only get MR bees cancelled. Here.
you're in a padded room for twenty four hours, with your partner when, after my rushmore,
which is a good example amber.
I was actually I didn't get through their when I actually waiting be funny as if we did it. You want to do this in the proposed regulation on receipt know. What would you do here today? We are here to each other. I dont know the office will be fully ready to be able to pull this off, but would be funny is to do
Well, I'm to start the wednesday wednesday night before the kick offer nfl season, so you get out and there's anything
Don't we get gabby damnedest future, you in the off chance that you do lose like you would.
What was the very right away or try to win what? What a lot birthday presence here? What
on the other hand, over this running on friday, but wool duenna. Why I've take this call year? Hello is saying that the call for export hello, yes stripper.
It is? Ok, I'll, be regular there off one of your bearing how big boy
yeah. You were going to
Maybe we had a stripper
when our seven stripper added bill. You want to go ass. I was going to heal. If, if we did it in some sort of a room, they had a glass water about path. We can undertake a chance for us on the other side of the wall,
we will have to take a shell out, will allow every two hours you get or every three hours you get like a five minute path or brought of your body doesn't, along with that,
have you tried to hold it at three every three hours you can't you not party trained to pool
yeah, three hours, every all issues
before you go any. I think you'll be ok, food situation, the food situation
Whatever he gave the order to you whether the losers are winners are get to decide. The food situation put it through a hole in the wall yeah, it's kind of
Great than all the others in early Brazil is a very easy way to not do it and that's just the just re up up up our allies, hadn't rarity birthday, as is currently carried out, we had two hundred dollars worth a talk, obelisks outermost. If they would allow me to order we're gonna have to.
Our own case, reredos, that's a delay on our rates and we guys radiometer baja last for the boys coming into Hell. Yes, so what are we gonna? Do angry points were first place, one point per second
yeah. How do we yet? Who? How do we decide? As I know it
Go three two one three points. First, two points or second one point: four last where we make last negative points that would be treated
grew last place. Negative one point: I guess two, two one: zero is fine, yet two one zero five one add a negative negative or one zero negative. It's just easier for students to say: okay, I get it so
we're gonna kick off not rushmore, involving is only on twitter. We're not you're, not we're not given other platforms voice. Would you like to have
is that I hear about the other platforms yeah. How could you do that? I dunno okay,
If you set up a poll on instagram, write edgy stories. While then you'd have to consolidate the poll results. I think it has to be one poll we set that decide.
When poor? Why can you just get I mean I just wanted? You guys are ever know
If I were you, do it right now what
google drive for. Oh, that's that's now.
and you need ideas in our numbers guy. We can do upon his grim report on twitter and you can consolidate
applause. I would choose the same all done every single year, which we put the pull out at the same,
I'm a on twitter and we vote on.
what are you getting? People can listen to the show and then rig it will the amber fund with that islamic our market?
We want you to pull before anyone listens, NATO only about two percent maylie. Now.
Down. This is gonna, be a disaster, but you know what's thoughts, let the chaos and so yeah.
go and how these oblast for the boys light
we could also, if you guys, want if you think that it be smarter, do the poles like the day after the show comes out. So it's not people don't have it in their mind of
who picked? What we can do that I wish to say this now: whatever we pick, we have to stick with the campi like someone starts to lose in harare, changed Aris agreed whatever we tweet the pole,
dowagers twitter,
to our window, you our we don't want learner clock every day and also written replies yet new due to turn off twitter reply
smart JL, that is, smart, call noon noon to two every day the poll will go up and it will be blind team, one team to team three and will switch,
seems like it was where they are, where they are yet exactly. Ok,
like my team? I should think I like my time.
and I and eight of you also have to vote, who they actually think went so dont know rigging on your side
you can have in view can vote for everyone. Although you are actually only try to regulate country free country,
I guess I've known for the green candidate hagen max in that in that, in that, so would be so good,
there would be they have you get. The benefit of me appear to be able to accommodate exit.
Exactly yeah, less less producers, you know are pretty big, and I was thinking that it'd mean you have to do the punishment. We probably just won't talk at all, because we don't want to save the show for the show, so we're probably just going. To probably
I mean you're you're, tired, your dad to catch up on. All these sleep is go, not the entire hank would literally sleep the entire time now like that's
That's all. He does. Ok, I'm running lights, opel, everyone! Actually you would also pace. You will do a lot of pacing around the room and not let not letting the item before you got one last rule before the two two members go and they have to take a hundred and twenty milligrams vat role.
power. I have to give me gimme that in some
m J, and I I'd still power through it. Okay, alright! So, for god's sake, you're having a knife fight in your stomach, the wolf of wall street first stop we're going to do
at rushmore lifetime stats. We wish we had so these are stats. You wish you you could just pull up and be like. Oh I've done this at this many times, ah, in terms of order snake drafts, obviously I'm gonna put a number behind my back one to one two or three
well pft. You want to show the camera to questionable new teammate lottery ball. We did livewell closest to I, but that's that that's easier when who? How about the
someone big big. Now, how do we did last year? Two thousand
oh difficult, just everything as a lot, nor there's so much what they really want there to be more at stake. You got it. Ok, oh it's already like again like I will I love that you guys used to get so mad about the moorish, more possibilities, but these ruined. I think I just
we want the numbers. I'm gonna write all our from tat, guys at your virus, your prominent number behind my back, ok and then I typed one one button
Alright, so an answer up, so you guess, then you guys gas.
if neither of you get at them than we gets wonder what one one two or three, and if you get it, if you get it right,
Then you go on what days should they go? We should do it every out forever. Another thing,
yeah. I know what I'm rotating audio cares. Three. Ok, you got it. Ok,
Great art do I have any good altogether pick yet you guys get to pick the first order. Why and then we're going to
rotated from that. So you guys say you guys you guys picky order. Man fuck
we'll go first. Ok, who's! GonNA! Go! Second! You ok! I saw you gotta go look good clockwise, the actual you guys
are, I sure you want to go for your max would be more comfortable going. Second,
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first package where thou art a pride in our first pay. Good. First pick. You have great first back great. First pick: ok,
the elsinore say about that, but do what you guys guess:
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urging and the others have to average out over the years. Ten
ash beers and night drank.
There's half over fifty! Never years, no
average, like sometimes is twenty. Sometimes it's five. You think you drink ten beers a day for ten years.
ten beers and night drank on it.
making them. I think I drink five thousand beers in college. I guess twenty five years a week,
for I can't do manville and thirty five. Fifty two weeks in a year, thirty five a week for fifty two weeks, but you've only see her, but you definitely haven't.
as much beer as us right. I think, no matter what you would guess and he had probably probably drank more beer than me. Yeah it'll be an awesome, Statham. Ah, ok, Pft of drink, a zillion. I did the math one time I think we should go with. I think we should go with five if we want to do that, if we want to just keep, we can get the other ones. What do you think
I I like one yeah, like one a lot of
like you. I don't think they're gonna take your you're not going to organise our first pick will be biggest shits taken. I want to know, wait like lent their weight
at wait length every year, all his on. That's about all my shit! Yeah! You get like amazon prime stand off our old lakes.
What do you think I have? I had that down. I took off because who really care like you're out and when I was so, we wanted to go around. Reflects your boys about my remarks. I completely agree with what has been active right. Shit groups. Have you ever heard a little a little app called snapchat? That was entirely invented just where people can send picture there.
It also be easier to have like all the stats works like how big how much bigger they got. As you got older, I think I've taken a five pound ship before I do too
no yeah yeah yeah. Guess who cares yeah yeah yeah you air carriers? Who cares? Ok,
one or even light or even like pantalone,
yeah yeah yeah, like a kirk gold. Three heatmaps are like what the hell was that the times orange yes, you could also do a spray chart of your toilet. Percentage of diary is like, oh, my god, that'd be incredible. I our see Lamar sounds like you guys like this pick, that's a great pic
They got right extra jig earlier ecological will. You do the honors the number of times
documented guy hell yeah, you got a brother grab, pause recitals data all all every time and we want some the stats volume
billy windsor thought shits was where you want. This argued this way, but you have you thought. Is you you? You were like? What are you gonna tell your foot,
while the shit's. Are you gonna tell your friends visor, don't let your declaration-
for you guys. Just like look at the numbers on his load that I shall be able, but it's for you per cent.
That ended up in your belly button yeah
it's like yeah howard's. You can really wants to do a combine for his sperm. That's what I'm getting at is: okay, it'd, be fun. Alright, good! First pick,
We I gotta say draft yet
number of serial killers walked by exerting that's a pretty good paper. Yak cassettes like holy shit. Six.
yeah. I want to find serial killer. I think, to over three people
three in over. Ok, I think double homicide is not cereal. Good pen
good pet, like separating separate occasions, were lying meditated shit manslaughter, I think, also counts. Yeah, ok,
you could pick no manslaughter bill. You you
I spent a lot of time at the v, a with your fellow fellow veterans, so your numbers should be pretty pretty crazy that that doesn't count. Okay,
It's a wars knock out. I mean we're moving to unblock where's knockout. Now, ok, so villages, war crimes, war crimes,
count: war crimes learning to who did the ad
cried egg, the haven hague, as I
yeah. We I mean we hung out with aaron rodgers fair trial. Ok, our expert now I think we should go. File takes five. The
number and amount of drugs that you take and type and type of drugs that everything just all the drawer
you ve taken you get to have along the graphic numb drugs
drugs right of making yeah you ve got like all the you got, Lou icons and am envisioning pulling up like a minority report, tapping ok, here's where I took ecstasy and hong kong here s just how much cocaine d I do my twenty
I would like to know that and then the weird once you get the weird ones that are like one time only
and stuff yeah. Then you also get the version of that that you can pull up and show to your doctor the lying version of it. Yeah yeah, oh and I mean your fenster
drugs hounds a weed thou be fastened to scroll through the abbe alot. It would be a lot
inserting it, but it would be fun to look as you know, as I just turned thirty, I was like thinking because, obviously it's like you know when your your teens, you just start kind of going down that path, but it was like added some
election listing the life of soda. Like
I twenties, was just all under the
words. Is that thing a year? That's all! That's a lot, if he's a lofty, also probably take a break like the total ours that you ve spent inebriate here it would be fun to look at it while high up
really like it got real boy, and I would like the out like the one offs like that. Like I told that one I am using, I gave me this, then I won't cancer. You don't even know. Why should I smoke that joy? It did seem kind of funny. That was angel
The steelers yeah, yet wasn't just to drop, only got roofie
I feel really likes to think he got movie. I was really glad ones ones. I really get so music still gotta
It's happening in Heaven I have like. Is this at the gates of Heaven we're getting this someone hands you a notebook and like hey here, are all your snap, but not the complete, I'm imagining. I grabbed the gate to Heaven you're, seeing all these style. It's like stat, muse status, where you can like look, ok, here's when I drink this beer, you can pull up. You can sort the data you can yeah. I can like sort the different numbers in different columns.
Get whatever you want with the data. What data would be exciting? Ah we're going to go with sports minutes watched ooh good one, because again, if you break it into data, be interesting to see the different sports which
sport, you watch the most who
if the ball, the most of you, can compare and contrast their friends to be like, like kind of like spotify and the year like yeah, I'm in top one percent with you. I think I'm top one percent m action. I think I would be in the war.
Yeah. I don't know what else I could SAM top one presented by watching mash makin is there.
Ok,
and then get if we're. If we're talking about data like actually be able to see like to me, will be acting as the data would be text messages sent
and then also seeing like you know,.
text, a girl texts of friends, text, a work text messages:
what what are you? What? Where are you sending your text? I mean everyone texts all day, right ratio of text received to text sent yeah; okay, that's not a great pic yeah! That is your pick yeah! That's fine good pick max yeah either going to find out. You owe
how to do a little? What makes it was it was and what that would mean max aspects or are in your life rooms. Gonna be saw slogan another one together, article four. I know I have here
I don't have one another one in there that I think it's great, ok
we're up national, the top the list. I think we go with three
yeah, look area emissary, I ah, ah, let me phrases correctly so that we can we can workshop, but it's basically it's big.
come back basin when probability in getting out of trouble with your wife girlfriend or parents or boss. So it's basically, what like your stats of europe,
people and you got out of trouble and seeing the wind probability like you had a two percent chance
of getting out of this pickle and you found a way to
you got out of that night. I look on the graphic by love. What are you on the ground when probabilities are love getting out of trouble biggest come back in terms of wood?
probability in getting out of trouble biggest there.
Why not have yours would be on fire yo. I just don't know how are things in trouble? Yeah, heck yeah in my twenties, they were in trouble, you almost you got fired and then you just kept showing up your. You were like the reverse atlanta falcons yeah. How how how close were you to to being in like big time trouble, and then you got yourself out of it biggest comeback and getting out of trouble by win probability. Probability spray pick two good pick. That gets a great pick
it's back text was your bags get arrested. You tell the cop is really interesting data the cop and because it will be very interesting data to be able to basically list all the time you were in trouble
copy it over once you get put it back,
maybe you have some of the car that you shouldn't. Have you tell the cop a great lie about where you're going cops like? Okay, I'm gonna? Let you off with a warning yeah. You want to know that
ninety nine point, eight percent. I was locked out of close your guys class to pick so you guys can
the earth is the little similar to hanks other one,
but we had a number of football games. You watch at least one second of
I think it's very similar yeah that'd be okay, because you figure it's two, fifty to seventy two, a year times, whatever vita an odd number of days, you've spent on the toilet. Ok,
yeah, but the the shit stat that we brought up where he goes. Oh father, you spend a lot of time playing games and texting on the toilet and can translate that to days you spent decent amount of on,
a pic writer began for I know they have only. I get lost in the snake last wanting you Jake. Who is my team?
last year. It was everyone,
why do you monsieur sock? I came in how I came in half way through and then you can order. I happily Liam, then you got salty for some reason as its tradition and mount resources in haiti
his ball and goes home guys. I have you guys can remember. It was all behind the scenes. You cry about the polls and we didn't cry about the pause we suggest you would come in crying face big, strong tears in his eyes. I suggested doing this one. The way that we're doing it this year won't do the numbers. Okay, what are you guys got you're on the clock? Come up with a pick. Should we do three two one.
partners you fat? Ok, you can just know that failure in cast an ode to joy. No, no! That's going to change that. Other things make another.
Pounds, lift! That's not really Jake follows that large take road relegates chamber little. I voted on today. What we're not changing the pic, because of because of the reaction that you're not taking the bigger the better protected in I, what fastening data
So I, like our number six, that we have begat. I also like our number for ideological or ok. I was
for six or seven of our raw seven. My seven
It totally takes a a big dump on what they take her yeah, alright, let's seven, ok, yeah seven is checks that you totally could have banned
then: why don't you never knew you'd never knew but like they were, they were the word out and you? U s, god, you that's good, that's good, completely, oblivious or suddenly you too drunk while kill myself again brought with it just to see that like go,
I know it better, etc. These are real stalkers on that, lady, at a big time there that's a great book.
There would also broadly be somewhere out where she and you keep like looking here.
yeah. Oh my god. Oh she would also wanted to be ones that be like. Oh my god, that's that's terrify yeah and then.
You tell your friend like I totally could have bang despair,
sidney sweeney. Somehow on my last year, no crazy.
My original at maxie, as one is obviously needed. Now I do love you. I love that he's the she's the equal right now,
oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah yeah, since when do you think hank? Do you think? Do you think when I told J lo that her hair smell nice? Do you think she would show promise?
that's maybe maybe I don't wanna earn era broke. Obviously how'd you get back at this guy might have both of them on the with another.
because what has caused you can get like random was like all
be great woman at work. The yeah yeah yeah. It's really why
And that's just like I love it? I fell in love with airport. Today you did you mean that
or both gettin up through clear together could happen.
lest we shall show at some pleasantries. Okay,
a separate. I love exchanging pleasanter and I would love to know if the house,
is doubt yeah. She was down in law on never never well. Charley was yeah totally it our last july
I aren't hear what your joke was going to be, so we both want through clear and then she was in front.
But then choose are now you go first
and then we went to separate security lines
and then she ended up getting herself in first, so she was in front.
Me to go through the metal detector, and I was like: oh, you won the race and she started dying fuck. Yes, you crush yeah. He definitely wants yeah peace. Okay last pack
This is me, ah I made you said this is dismissal?
I submit that backs authority, you big time. I also did too. I also did tax hank right before this. Unlike our let you run point like this year. The captain here experience matters and then there's one pick, there's one picnic whatever tell us now. Have you heard the taxpayers
so now I m like out, will you also have ears on their theirs? Is we're not where's great yeah you're right about one thing? We have to live with fucking,
of our area from point a to point b, I know you're gonna rumbling. It.
on passing the moral authority, sharia law, we gotta pick rebel drivel drive ass laughs received. Ok, so you can
bragged. Your boys, we like on funnier than you, you could bring it up to girls very, very useful, their cheer, chicks, love that when you like I'd, say, look like how much money I am by the cells, but it it's just
no! I know it's
no. I had now a similar jokes land area. Jokes landed same your basically the same thing. Well that no not the same thing. You ve last received village yeah,
what else could be laughs at you could not vowed hit your head yeah people laughing no by
We ve talked about it, it's a rolodex of of stats, so you got
get all of the stats within laughs? Ok, ok! I! I voted a better picked and hangs text message: yeah, so job max
So that's it! That's the first not rush. We have honourable mentions I'd. We had a couple
I had. I would love to know this
shooting percentage on trash cans. Just like your, like your heat map,
The longest shot you ve ever made? What you're, who, I would say- probably fifty percent- I miss a lot, but it would be nice.
see the whole thing pairs of socks.
Oh yeah, that's a good one, probably on that we're, not dogs petted.
In all the breed out loud and other acts of every single data, banks would be heehaw rodya about one right before the game start how it actually be the adjacent areas. Only there is half time footage of that, I was mean wrote. It would be an absolute boys during have died,
add, calories consumed, which I thought was like. Who wants to see that that would be depressing for no pounds lifted in like you're you're. If you like, really tried how high your maxes could have been
yeah. I had a similar one words like what is that, if you had truly applied herself, how fast you could be yeah like how good you could be at a sport if you're dedicate yourself, you like, what's your athletic potential to its absolute max
It doesn't exist for any of us. If it does, then I'll try to limit parallel parking percentage. That would be good to see how many times nailed it. How many times you ve told laws,
broken laws broken. I worry that land border honourable mentions are better than you pay. I made earlier that the war again abortion that I would like to see is our slept with hotline
our serbian single look at every good thou. It's pretty good!
yeah, I've ever more, you can get within. You could get it that we're not steps taken, that's good
chicken wings eaten. Oh, I bet ya. I bet you I'd be top in this room. They say of a way more chicken wing later letting, but animals eaten like full animals like you've eaten like tat
any like bowls in your lifetime hundred chickens, yeah, one that just popped, my head, that will be would of been great. I, like close
This! You bend a death here. We had that play. I like you like, which was partners
the moments yeah closely
death without knowing it yet without a final destination. Yet like how how close, where you actually to dying in that moment, selfishly a number of water bottles drank
I wouldn't have sold on how that how much on how much of the environment you ve darrow it on your own not great time times times, ejaculate it listening to our michael's, this one's dark, but how many people you ve killed inadvertently and how many who sat
Billy, you believe, like like, like I like butterfly effect like actually something the trash trash can little
ex everybody so it so very everybody think that you do is killing everybody yap alike inadvertently, but sort of related. I think you think that you ve killed somebody I would put pastor no. I won't swerved away from a car that was gone in action,
ok, I swerved. Now the way of a car, those going into the highway police chase. Yeah
then I swerved to avoid it and then it hit the person behind me in that regard
he killed. So I don't know I don't know. I don't know,
I don't know or pick would have been called nine one. Why pulled over called? I don't want. A better pick would been lives, saved, yeah yeah.
and here's one that I definitely don't want to know, but I had it on my list of gambling records yeah that one
I do not want to know. I'd never ever want to know it, but man would it be interesting for a second and then I would be like pft during mount rushmore season just crying everywhere and week,
If beating on my, I had such a hard time with mount rushmore season. You guys died. I lost sleep factor, that's why I lost my hair, ooh, okay, that was good. That was good, mount rushmore good start to the season,
Now everyone feel good, Jake, billy, great job, the cat, great job, yes great job, everyone, yeah, okay, also go vote noon to two. No one's going to fuck with the polls
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special guessed. It is actor
Are you lloyd? He is
probably know him from succession he's done a lot of stuff, though the steward from succession. Let's start there, because it's a show
we go on h, b, o yeah, it's now called max. Is it? Is it a little? I mean it was a incredible show. Our character was incredible. We loved watching it. Do you feel like, though, a little everyone's like hey? That's stewie, like I've, done a ton of other
things like I'm, I'm an accomplished actor and I was just literally on broadway and
see me on Broadway and there
they'd be like Stu. I love you
yeah, but yeah I mean he's. Just I mean he's lucky I mean it's so fun to be in a show. That's so amazing and everyone fucking loves the show but yeah it's essential love yeah, just like the characters, just love yeah, which is crazy, because
Everyone in that show is a terrible person yeah and it's like to tab people be like oh stewie, I loved your character, that's pretty cool yeah, let's get it. So. Is that weird that people love stewie but Stewie is an utter scumbag yeah, you know it's.
You know I mean who isn't a scumbag gonna show, but he's a scumbag. That's fun
and he would have a good time at a party
remember we were that for the for the candle birthday party, there was conversation that steward was going to be,
a party- and I remember I remember
a bunch of writers worth at the at the monitor, and this must have been a couple of its prior to that, and there is going to be what you call a party and it's going to be kendall's fortieth birthday party and do you think so should be there and look? Is the party gonna be cool
yeah and they like as it now, is like a well. How long does
who he is. I mean he knows he said dick had, but he's a complete. I mean he knows what
he's not going to lie to you, but yeah he's gonna say he's an honest, dickhead dramatic as that are like you know they they go behind people's backs, they don't
no he's going to table your nagel who say to you
in that last episode. He goes votes one way and like five minutes later, when his vote loses
congratulates the new guy, your music talk to you soon yeah he plays both sides, you're, always winning. So when you take that role, did you have any
idea that the show was gonna be a successful. It is because it had been a week
experience to yell taped, to pile or be in the first
and then slowly like. Oh shit, zooming, resonating and people should recognize me here I mean
to be real when we were shooting season. One
and we were reading the scripts. We knew it was special, but to you know honestly that doesn't mean that it's going to be popular right, the enemy, that's just the truth. That kind of goes the same with sports you can have, you can be a special player, doesn't mean you are
the champion right, and so so. In this scenario we were reading these scripts and it was just like special special special and I remember we were shooting the wedding in england and it was meme ash, Zuckerman ash plays nate and Sarah snook shiv. We were just chatting in the car and the conversation was: is anyone going to get this look as anyone?
get lower doing, because that at that see those scenes in the wedding all of us, and we are now seeing every one were in their element, not just in a table reed and it's like. Oh everyone's dick had yam everyone's a dick had, and so it then it started donnas. Like will people get what we're doing here and to be real with you? If you look there were views came out and they didn't yeah. I wanted in our great and so it's it's a very fascinating thing, because it took a few episodes for them to get in and you know get into it and and- and you know by episode
we're six, it starts really super clicking, and so maybe the reviews only saw the first two or three. You know what I mean. So it was interesting and then, but we believed in it, and then I think when that board room episode, hit yeah and episode, one where, where he loses that boardroom vote it just and it's also the middle of a season. I think I think everyone that was
watching it caught on, and then we were shooting season two and we're shooting lake placid up in lake placid to shoes, the art or the episode like four five or season two or just ease of things, name of it, and we were shooting that episode and as we were on our first day of shooting, we were leaving and we leave the bar and this guy comes out of a bar and says you guys are going to be falcon famous
as he just said it, and we all kind of like look the genre, crazy and then yeah yeah. It was just. It was just a surreal moment because again, the the show hadn't picked up that much steam.
Really wasn't until the pandemic, when right people start really clock and into a new,
When you have that we'd. All revelation like oh I'm part of now like an iconic,
tv show that we'll talk about- and we watch here for years at an I out think maybe like a little uncomfortable to worry like now
go see me as stewie for very long. Oh yea. Well, the good news about stewie is is that he is such a big presence and he's such a big part of the dna of that show, but he's not in all the episode right. So you only get look at
he spoke of him. So in a weird way, I've been able to maneuver a lot of other things. That can be an inventing anna
The only reason I haven't been to yet you know so it's like it's cool, like stewie, can kind of cause you you don't see him that much. I hope to heck that there's going to be some opportunities to get some other things.
What amounts to a spin off with your eyes are ultimately at you I will do is not onscreen. I'm always wondered why I wonder what do we do?
We need to have an awesome time somewhere, coke, all these all at some party, but he s the leaves enthusiasm, not another word here right running
be the show. I think that he'd go from party. The party I could deal tell their area in them back in the next place.
make another deal and back said the first guy yvonne gone out. Absolutely love that show.
I would definitely watch it. I I always wonder when, when I'm watching succession, like is Brian Cox, the actor he's obviously an incredible actor, their legendary yeah is he intimidating? Is he like when you first get on set with the character he plays? Obviously maybe the most intimidating person in the world, but just like his voice and how he carries himself. He seems like he'd, be kind of scary to work with at first yeah. I mean yeah he's a legend, so you also are
You know acting with a legend and so yeah, it's it's it's it's intimidating and then you get to know him and he's kind of like a teddy bear. You know it's it's that the the one unique thing about succession that might not be picked up by people is that we all are from the theater yeah
all from the thieves, so we ve all done she d off off. Whatever the house backstage,
grind it you know the width and so there's a
level of like comfort of people of of that and Brian is like a man of the theatre, yeah, obviously- and so so that's one cool thing, but you know I was super intimidated about the day that I had to go. Tell him to go fuck himself. Everyone fucking hates you that that in season one and an alley him David rasche, he was in that
karen was in that scene. J Smith was in that seen em. It was a powerhouse of a team and an what's amazed.
But that show is the writing. Is so special that, like you focus deep,
down on the writing. Writing writing right. You just like focus all yours.
Beyond the writing and the room because
I try to memorize again all right and then in that room becomes a loop com or but yeah hell, yes into it also
I will remember, there's one day were shooting in england, Brian Cox's therein. Harriet, who plays caroline, is wife in the media. There
worse and terrible any kind of, maybe the worst, but maybe the seed when kendall, like he's having a breakdown like she's like let's talk about this over breakaway ass, well, ass, you are in,
for child. He says is that having with all that stuff, but the children,
were there and and I'm sitting there and I'm looking at them, and I'm like. I wonder how long these guys know each other, and I said so, how long have you two known each other?
and immediately they popped into this moment where he must have been like twenty four twenty five as a teacher, and she must have been like sixteen seventeen something like that and he was directing her and seeking swastika and they are bringing
ashing up up all of this energy from I don't even know how long ago you were cross with me, I was not cross with you. I was telling you that I was like oh boy. Yes, we do
slag, and that was like one moment where you're like oh shit enough,
we never see, but they have built up. That's incredible from twenty four he was directing her in a scene. He didn't compliment her. She could have done better. He was a day of islam
let it go baby here, a devil got that everybody or
in a lot of scenes, a lot of people that were active if they had those theater backgrounds and the whole thing, but it made it feel more shakespearean almost and it's a very aspirin show to begin with. But I'm always curious when you talk to actors that have been on broadway, that have big theater background, and then they make a transition to television. What you have to change about your craft, where you're not acting to
audience- that's you know one hundred eighty degrees in front of you and you're acting to one camera, specifically as an amazing question crush. I can. He said amazing, amazing, thank you. It was unbelievable, unbelievable, the the truth. Is it it it it shouldn't matter because you're both trying to go after the truth, what I mean yeah in a in in theory, you know what I mean,
in the theater, though thank you said you said it in the theater and it's you you might have to project, because that might be more people, so you might have to be louder and you can't do that, while you're in an intimate scene or whatever, but that's basically I mean I
to think of him to differently and to be real with you. If you would ask all those accurate, I think, they'd always, I think we're
trying to go after something. That's very specific untrue and
the size of the room is the only different right. It's again think of sports. You know
I was just re watching the last dance for the fifteenth great, and I always think about that that the game the olympics game that they all play. You know whether and that olympic limp.
The arena or whatever it was a practice I mean it was it was just. It was a practice hall couldn't have been more than there wasn't a huge place. I don't think yeah or maybe it was. I don't know it looks like a
I'm not finished where switching of the teams yea and so you're still playing the game. Russia is still playing the game when there's more.
People. You have other variables that you have to deal with, but you still just at the other. They let you just go on for a while, and I don t like the director, the director
tal graffiti, where to put the cameras to to get the proper shots of you in and get what you're putting out
there are hundreds of putting the same thing are confident again just like in sports. The coach comes in you're going over here, you need to go over there. You know it's very. I think those analogies is very similar. The only difference is we're not out to
beat anyone you know you're not trying to like win again we're just trying to be the best person you were just all china be Joe.
actors. Cubs, are actors right that, though right
to win, every saint John is difficult to deal with, or you have like what
of disarming them. Yet when then, when you are dealing with an act that is trying to win every seen an trying
like out, do you or whatever? Ok? For me, it's actually, I kind of like let them ride that and I try to go underneath them. Yeah the only mean just because that trying to overpower that all of a sudden turns into something it doesn't turn into the scene. If there's an energy, that's very like a caustic and
like I'm going to try to fucking win this scene, which is also insane yeah man, it's just it's a it. It shouldn't feel like that. You know you know. Acting should feel like a. It should feel, like Jordan, Pippen yeah the animation.
like well every prior tat will not now not well. So you much solely about the writing in the writing. Succession was great. I'm curious when you
are whether it be theatre where it, whether pay tv movies. When you look at the
I think you know right away like. Oh, this, writing is gonna bring the best out of me or I'm gonna have to do something here. Special. Could the writing might not be up to snuff amazing question. Thank you and I think
unbelievable eighty one one issue behind a precise asking questions about it. I guess I get our answer and by the way your last answer was incredible things.
that wasn't it
unbelievable. What was
I'm, not the writing like hell
right away. Ok, this right
is going to bring the best out of me or I'm going to have to work something here where I'm going to have to figure out a way to bring the best out of the writing it it. It's the to me. I I I think of myself as an actor who is really more interested in the
story. So the writing is everything to me and I actually say no to a lot of things because of the writing. Not only do I not bring anything to it, I feel like with. I think that if the writing is real, you know not. If the writing is bad, I will be bad along with it and maybe be even worse, because I'm not trying. I can't maneuver it right. The only media, and so writing for me is like the key most important thing. You know period yeah, and so when I get a piece of great writing like succession
What happens when you have something like that is that you try to maneuver all your skills, all your tool set to be like how do I get at
you know there's a line in season three in which I had to say something like I do you're going to cut my dick off and shove it up. My cunt, like poohpooh up your nose
Like all these, like weird ass thing,
he's lying on the ground? The show owes knife its successes and all time swearing does so
and I remember going to just going to be like jesse. I don't know if I can do I dunno. If I could pull this off, is that you can do it, you can do it,
if you're tackling this amazing writing, which is kind of like you have to think of it, like the they've known each other since high school, so they talk like kids sometimes, and they talk like bluntly and stupidly, and and so your take, and all that
you're trying to find that energy from like heist
in a weird way, and so you have to like tackle it in a different way, and that to me is not only a challenge, but that's what makes it exciting it makes it fresh and it feels like he's like improve
I think these things, but I'm saying it verbatim yeah. I think a lot of times are watching shows we forget, like as it does a lotta. Your scenes feels like improvising.
I put the writing, is so phenomena and there's also improvising?
cause. I don't know if you guys know news or not, but also rarity on succession is that whole thing is shot on film. We shoot everything, an old fashioned film, so you can't cut in a middle of a thing
Oh the. What I mean yeah just keep going you just gotta, go to all of a sudden there's a scene with like eight of us. Three cameras are going, there's fifty extras or whatever you have a two person scene. You have a two person scene. We have a two person scene, all of a sudden in your scene, fuck
yup, you gotta, keep moving man, you just gotta keep moving, and so you just have to make do with what you got until that seems done. So we can go to this other thing. So improvising is going to always be a part of it because we're shooting on film. We don't we don't say that
Just take that back, you could never in the middle of a scheme to cause it again. Yeah. Do you prefer that? Will you out of there? I love, but it's never gonna happen again. You can, I could is while the expense
Guy oppenheimer was like the most expensive movie ever right as a shock has tons and tons of foam they just
rolling on film and when, when we were shooting the funeral scenes in the wake scenes of the twenty four twenty five page scenes yeah and those scenes, you know the camera can only hold. Sixteen minutes so and let's say, admitted a paid, so they they, they choreograph that to camera
would start first and then the third one started them in that section and then in the
of the the whole scene. They move the real input
reels in while the shit you know it's like it was a choreographer, yes
dumb questioned because know anything what what's the benefit of the benefit. If ever it is you're. Getting a lived in honest,
what it might actually look like experience. Ok, so the actual
in the visuals of it are. But what the energy of what you guys are feeling in succession that improvise that, like spontaneous, that kind of fucking
like all edge on the edge. Every time it feels dangerous aroused is because we're shooting on film we such countries parker
yeah yeah, when we are probably were and know how can we give it up to you to tell me that six hours a day, I think I think they got some guys. I could do for six hours. Ok could break in the interview for a sponsor alert from ourselves for,
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we're. Okay, back to the interview, I I knew the show is going to be smash the first time I saw it within the first five seconds, and I heard the theme song credits haha that to me, is what's up credit to you,
I really like the theme song hit and I was like okay, this is a smash the window when you watch it back, you listen to the entire theme song cause. I predicted I'm going to tell you guys an exclusive here: okay and I'm sure, he's going to hate me
are we actually we know. I know I know the guy I had dinner with we had dinner with yeah. I asked him
I remember I was like so you don't watch sports, as I sweated you on sundays, and he was like I dunno like go to the park itself was like what do you mean
fills a real comes aware. How did you meet him? Are we were mutual front? O amazing is incredible. Ivan asking him for years. Hey I wanna watch you, you know, do some composing on succession and I got to sit in over his shoulder watching him compose the last like putting the final touches of the last episode of seas of the season. Whilst there is unavoidable and it must be like fascinated watch a guy went that work and not only that it so nimble and so fast and so on the fly- and you know again it's it's like it's. It's splits hasn't splits, disant split. When I was a kid, I split second
we should make it like quick, fast boom, because it's the last day he had a turn. It was just phenomenal. I'm addicted to the score. I listened to the score all the time. It's it's really. It is special. Oh it's amazing and have
in the videos. Any videos of like now like hip, hop concerts they're just yet.
Dropping it yeah just like yeah, because it's got a very
wrong. You know hip hop, influenced the at all. Does yeah
yeah, I love the score. I love the music. I think it's genius, I think nicholas patel, a genius. Yes areas
watching football so I'll, be that smart, if I didn't watch on sundays, just glued to a couch or go yeah he's going to the park, yeah he's going part and the other thing about succession. One last thing about succession is: is that I am I dunno how this happens, but this happens in shows like this. If you read like any of these
history about like sopranos or like old movies or whatever, somehow or another. The world brings together all of the unit, a people that fit right into this like pocket and succession. Is that
from every member of the crew to all the riders to all the caste and nicholas better, like every element of it was just it. It attracted tracks
excellence yeah, it's not that it's one of those shows where, if you don't know, sometimes have articles like. Oh did, you know nick cage response be batman, or something like that
if I watch, if I saw that of like you know, succession, this put character, which must be this actor
not that does makes is like you. Just everything was so great it'll. Just so great,
You guys must been relieved to after the final episode aired, because there's nothing that we like to do more as a society than just absolutely trash
he's finale doesn't as matter how good it is. It's always it always socks anything up completely. I think by and large the response the the series finale of succession was like that was that was very, very good. Very well do well digress agri.
Yeah, I agree. I think we knew it along the way I mean you know we we had a meeting with. We had like a zoom like meeting in like July or august of last year prior to be twenty twenty two and we to talk about and he was going to toll. It was like twenty or thirty actors from the show, and he was basically like saying here's what's going to happen in the season and basically saying this is what's going to drop this what's going to happen here, and you know just telling us and then also like it dawned on us like. Oh, we have to keep this a secret until
It happens when yeah and then, as you, don't tell anyone I letter a single. Would, however, we are not. In my view,
I didn't want to know a dog that didn't want to know and honestly there was such a because of because Hb also did game of thrones and we've heard rumors about people kind of you know like it boiling boiling it, and also it coming coming back to that actor and we're kind of let you know what I don't want
all of us were kind of like we don't want to be that, but maybe they told you a fake ending just to see who the man used to do that yeah yeah,
along the way were weak when he tells us this thing and then he says to us he goes and I'm not sure. If this is the last season when it might be
and I remember him saying, but he was gonna, find out by october october, came and went away now
no baby we're in december and in our minds, were like come on baby one more season, but the scripts would just ever
one was more and more gold. Yeah just was like rocket like just as beautiful and then we're like. Oh he's, ending this thing and we were really devastated by the whole thing cause. We all wanted to just play some of the people. You want to hang out some more yeah, but the reality is. We knew that he had an ending that was going to be satisfied, yeah because and not bullshit and not like gimmicky and not like. You know like something that just feels like: oh the they jumped the shark in a way yeah, it was. It was,
the cycle will continue. These people will always loose purely mean they should lose yeah. They should fuck and they're dead inside are dead inside and that we we're going to have to live with Anita and that's you know. I remember a friend of mine during the military and it's like, I feel
I'm carrying too much about all these characters. Now, like just hold
geysers give the end of the year.
It really was like
you wanting more which re feeling to have read and cause you you could have done. I'm sure you know hollywood
export? We want them to do another, eight seasons, because the money it makes but yeah or paul it at its height was jean.
No, it's crazy it. I didn't even think about how to censure at the time it in going back and thinking about the final board vote you in
how he acts in the fight he's always been like the and the guy that bastion of integrity on the show like I'm not going to sully my name with Roy family, he kind of felt like he showed himself to just be like a pragmatist like everybody else and were like yeah. I do like the money yeah that was yeah. That was a crazy last scene. Yeah cause it's also crazy, because for you, and especially because he has so many ups and down, I mean that funeral scene. Where he's like. Basically, you know it's, it's it's a even is a very funny character in a way because he represents so much of what we want to say to them the intervene he just like and he does it in the most awkward place, like the funeral. Yeah he's just like
No, my brother was not a good man and if he's got an ego to just like his brother, yet yet act yet actually exist. So what what's? What's your dream? Roller dream job coming up like you, I feel it is probably unlocks a lot of things for you here. You are prey
getting more offers, or maybe maybe the same output. You, you have a bunch of options. Is there one thing that you like? I really always wanted to do this or that she done theater tv movies, everything yeah, and I mean that people don't wanna work with. You know that's kind of like the vibe,
yours appeal. Ok, I would love to work with jordan. Be rolled out in the universe is going out there. You know I just did a broadway play with jessica chest, dane one, my favorite actions, unbelievable and she and I are really interested in doing a romantic comedy- not easy.
One could be alone. There needs to be more wrong. I agree with you like I
I sit on the couch, my wife and we just like scrolling is like giving us something that I am currently in a movie called. You hurt my feelings: it's not a rom com, but it's a good husband, wife, movie, okay and you'll and you'll dig it because it's about I'll tell you the story. It's stewart stars, Julia, louis dreyfus and Tobias menzies, I'm in it and Mikael walkins directed by the great Nicole hall center. The story is very simple: the husband is talking to me and says and says I don't love my wife's new book and she overhears it and she has been hearing how much he loves the new. Oh, I love it and it seems and that's the premise of the movie
and it's so smart, because it deals with a lot of other things with relationship here. That's the tip of the iceberg. That's just the tip of the iceberg. What I should have been lying about wherever they live or are you lie
your kids when they say when there's a shitty soccer and there, like you, did a great job like. What's that
about like I've got like my son. Is us he's now pooping in the industry?
a lot and I'm like I'm so proud of you, it's like dude, I'm really like you- should have been doing this awhile,
yeah the fuck, I think, should you say that yeah we're fucked yeah I've tried that method. It didn't work, no
yeah. So so, yes, I think you know to answer your question. I would love to it's just working with the right people and I would love to do a comedy. I really would think you know when I started off in my twenties. I really thought I was going to do a lot of comedies and I'm iranian and middle eastern, and I went into like every middle eastern like play.
That was like a tragedy, be on track and so like now ready for a fun com- and I like it wrong- comes
to make come back. I feel that we had a tongue in, like that
here's the I was early to early two thousand matthew. Mcconaughey has gotten too old to be any more semester tracking of entire industry, attacking of entire industry radios, etc, are used for the queer he got around
the imf, the grandmother austrian holding all right? Now I learnt only right. I am now ever tony at the hardest. One bless you sly lost twice now.
We'll just have some loser tsunami I might be, and I would go for an e got loose.
yeah that all economic, different emmy lost that to the nearly got
going out of you got that eulogiums perfect, so so
got. Unama for tony would have what else even nominee for you to play on broadway eleven years ago,
ready for this starring me and robin Williams? That's gotta be rain,
must have been a thrill. I've got a million questions in there all just how cool is rather amazing. He was my mentor. It ends up being them enter while we were really close by.
And how do you ask a guy
of robin william stature like
a mentor revisit ego its. If I was thirty, I was starring on broadway recall in a play called the bengal tiger, the baghdad zoo with robin williams,.
and my and I had a I had a I had a like a three month old and I had a two year old and I was broke as a mother, fuckin joke and living on unemployment. It was bad, and but I also am not going to get too deep into this, but I had I started this nonprofit in new york and called water well, and it was actually it was like year, eight or nine, and it was picking up steam, and I remember and and robin was such a man of service us. So anything really and I asked him I was like you know. My company is nonprofits picking up steam, but a lot of my actor and industry friend types are saying like yo, you should drop all that shit and just go and try to be, as you know, whatever a movie star, whatever
and whatever that means, and and and robin was the only person that said stick with the number of deference assets, it tells us he knew. He knew that that was gonna bring me more joy, and actually he also knew that that was gonna. Get me more, I don't know morse more success,
Isn't it weird you're going to be more fulfilled as a human being so yeah? Let's, let's gas up, what is water will do water well as a twenty year old company that is a community organizing art and education company here in the city. What we do is we make art that kind of like tackles the major questions that we're trying to ask without being polemic, not right, not left
Not blue, not red, it's like tackling it in a real way and that's what we do on the artistic side, but we then bring it to the communities in which they work with the veteran community work with the immigrant community, and we talk to them and hear what they want to say about stuff, and then they like tell us. Oh, this is what we're actually dealing with and we try to make a piece of art that kind of like works. Alongside that. Meanwhile, we run an entire education program and were a huge vendor of the new york new york city department of education, in which we teach grades six through twelve, something that we call the artists a citizen in which will teach you how to be a world class artists will also teach you it won't matter unless you try to better the communities that you'd give a shit about sports gaming. Ah, what does he honestly? It doesn't
actually fucking better, that's great and we've been doing that, for so we've been run the school for twelve years and water has been around for it, we're walking into our twentieth year and I'm the co founder of that's incredible, so no water involved, though no water dogs, I was a little confused. Yea we're gonna jump. We basically, the only water that is sent out is like the water that you get back says. Give me
yeah, that's what is basically sounds like you're just making people better people were trying to
like unification are the from a young age, yeah, that's right, yeah and an end,
ignore more that and robin was you know you could imagine you can imagine all my friends they're, like dude you're starring on broadway with robin Williams. Do the fucking thing do that do all the stuff and robert was the one? That's like no stick to stick to it. It's it's working! It's it's going to keep on!
I think that's good advice is also funny that so many people are like stop doing all. That shit then make a load of money, beverly hills, yeah! It's the reason why you're doing this is because there's too much of that of people caring only about themselves, yeah
That's all who robin was robin, gave a shit about everybody. I remember we were doing the show. I was at the richard rogers, also kind of crazy, because that's where hamilton is right now, so no one ever is going to be. In that thing,
again because hamilton's going to be in that theater forever? So I also got to be in the hamilton theater prior to him, and so so it was magic in that show and why, after every show, there'd be all you could put your friends names on a list and they'd come up backstage they'd land on the stage and then they'd all just like chitchat, and then all the actors can come out and one day there was this guy. That was on the stage and he was a. He was a black dude with a mohawk and like it seemed like seventy five thousand earrings in his ears. He was like a real goth looking guy and was like. I wonder whose friend this is like one of those goddesses, so I went up to him so who's your friend who's, like I'm. Here, I'm waiting for robin offences and the next thing I was like robin who's at two like. How do you know that, guy that guy, I guess, was like on the streets of san francisco and he got him to get become sober and was as men look as what he calls his sponsor as I, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah like what who are you,
yeah, sorry that that's who he was yeah, that's cool and also funny. As hell I mean just funny just you know, he just knew how to take anything and make forty five thousand jokes out of it, and and they would always work when you made robin, which was a few times that would it would just be like like
best thing, I'm sure it felt incredible, alright! Well, this has been fantastic. I have one last question: yeah, have you got another interview? Gotta do rollback question promo code. Take twenty percent off your first purchase, cusack polos,
hoodies joggers shorts, everything, robach dot com, the most comfortable clothes in the world, robach dot com, promo code. Take twenty percent off. Alright, we gotta wrap up in a second here, but do you have any sports takes? You want to give us? I think a grade your take. If you ever take the bike named, the nuggets are going dynasty, yeah, ok, corral! Okay! I think I thought the first who they play. First, they played the timberwolves timberwolves a first. I was like these guys are going to win the entire thing and not only that they're, no one's going to even come close them, and it's true. He, the joker, is unbelievable, he's the best alive. He there's nothing like it. I think I everything he does
the way that he how he went after he like hugged every single guy and gave him props like this guy is this perfect denver are all going to denver yeah. Let's go dynasty that I think that's fair. I don't think anyone's going to come close anything less than three and it's a disappear.
It's an utter failure. Zodiac city move the sitting. Here we go home a city, another team to Oklahoma city needs to take home. That's my second. Take
Thank you so much thank you
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man on fire. I love this movie pft, it might. I know Denzel has been in some awesome movies. It might be my favorite like sit down and rewatch denzel movie yeah, there's that
thinkers like two Denzil movies, that if you were to explain to a martian what Denzil Washington was you would press play on these films. I would say
one would probably be inside man the up and then the second would be man on fire, yet sound fires, so fuckin good is it. This is perfect.
so it's like. Oh this guy has mysterious background. You don't wanna fuck with him. He can kill any of these basic
superhero he's a harding is a harden protector. Military backup.
hearted protector of a little girl, the little girl,
sleep, so it set in mexico, and I hear he's hired to basically make sure this little girl doesn't get kidnapped by a wealthy family and he of
Worse smirks, yawns, volley, smirks with lily.
Girls starts to get her. You know like hey. I love this little girl she finally gone through the
in shell of this military and all the shit I've seen and then guess what she gets kidnapped and then guess what denzel Washington goes. Fucking off. My favorite part of the movie is when the mom is like. What are you going to do and he says what I do
first I want to kill him any one that was involved. Anyone who profit from it anymore.
who opened their eyes at me? I'm gonna kill him all and he he knows
that way who to kill it within like half a second meeting them. Yes, him very.
instinctual the bomb scene is one of the coolest deaths of all time.
Spirit like power, red death, scenes and movies. That's gotta, be it's gonna, be tough,
at least I was singing. This is like it is basically of the original better version.
Take taken. Yeah cause. It's like I'm like a basically movie movie movie, something the girl gets kidnapped, Denzel gets hurt in a gun, shoot out and then he's like guess what I'm gonna do I'm going to kill every last one of these fuckers and the next-
our of the movie is gonna, be media and bad ass shit kill it ever. It's also vary
for that? They use the mexico filter down the. Can
or you can tune into and be like that movie was set in mexico because I recognize the sepia tones that they're using on this when he was, I forgot when I was watching this again. Ah how they east he sticks the bomb actually up the dudes ass. Yes,
that's all. There is a twisting this movie that will let for people who have not
I don't want to ruin the the great twist so we'll leave that one there's a twist, it's great twist
something these are spoiler like. If you
watch. Movies should be listening to this poor dad was involved. The dad was involved, the daughters
Father was involved as grease and Denzel gets through all of it a couple of other of my favorite lines, because they're just that this is like.
this is why those movies that you watch and you fiscal you fuck yeah, let's go, I'm gonna kill em. All
Christopher Walken, walking, two of them. He said a bullet always tells the truth.
and then he all senses it has the most foreshadowing line of all time, yes, and that he also said talking about Denzel his character. Ah, he says a man can be an artist in anything food, whatever
it depends on how good he is added crises, artist, death he's about pain, his masterpiece,
He had any does and then he does how about this one. When the old guy says in the church, the faith to forgive and then Denzil says forgiveness is between them and god it's mine,
to arrange the meeting. This point, that's what I'm saying is movies, and yet you jack the park
This is also a perfect plain movie. Yet if your,
Can I like a three hour plane ride men on fire every time and you can watch it every time you gonna plant? Yes, yes, so go watchmen on fire. It is. I really like. I know that of of I mean I loved blood sports.
I was gonna, say you gotta, get a rank, adverse both sport
Is it differ. It's like a completely different movies, yeah, because then cells would say a good actor.
Where's, jean claude van damme, is just hot piece of ass.
nah, it's different they're. Both I'm gonna give both five out of five boss. I would say in comparing them to drugs. I would say: blood sport is probably more of like a
more of cocaine, and this is more meth like pure math issues, Kay
she just goes on a rare page in its so much fun to so awesome awesome action.
You really do a rushmore Denzil movie yeah. We want all John q. We should. I write down jake Denzil movies,
Dual mount rushmore. This movie was so good that they said we want to do another version of this. Can we just give it a different name and they made the equaliser and it was still a bank? Yes, it was like a copy if you took a a copy to a copy store and they made a copy of the copy. That's the equalizer
dylan awesome of yes, okay, so go to match dot com. You can watch man on fire. You can watch everything on max dot com. Succession like we said we're going to do. What's the exact title of the documentary we're watching the jared on yet
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This is one that this one.
the ones where I because I think what we're doing aired we're trying to do for for this max dot com sponsorship is from subway catching a monster. Okay, we're we're trying to watch movies that we wouldn't watch anyway, and this one I saw it on macs are common and I texted you right away heck I was like. Can we do this? I want to I'm going to watch it regardless, so Jared from subway catching a monster you can find on max dot com max
As everything movies tv shows reality, tv show, scripted tv shows and documentaries and we will be reviewing Jared from subway catching a monster next week for our movie reviews: okay, let's fish up a fire fest by the way big interview monday, huge I'll, say it pig interview monday, big maple, hope it goes well, get excited and possibly brooks or max yeah actually hank and I might be in las vegas with
it's capita, so it might be in person yeah, okay, farmers yeah far fetched has been a very, very busy week of work. Work, work, work, yes
my third thirtieth birthday here.
I was doing some reflecting knows it was fun but
it's there is, but they could do someone else. I can ask us as busy workin, but we are doing the baseball draft.
you guys, what have you guys reflected on that since baseball draft? This is what I would say. People are baseball drafts coming the week of July fourth July. Fourth week we are doing Monday July third, Monday july. Third, we're going to do the baseball draft, which I think was hilarious. We have a let's not give all the
way, because it is the best fancy league of ever been in I'll, say that right now and then that Friday July fourth week we will have dungeon dragons with special guess, want on doc.
Yes, that was great, the baseball draft I'd say and I've I've had a little more experience. Cause I've been traveling. I I you know I. I listened to the show a little bit more as a listener now and if you know
got some going on you like you could save. You can save the baseball draft a rainy day, yeah like that
It is truly made further aid everywhere else who have worked, lighter gases and not for people that are you gotta go back and listen.
Truly shocking. Looking, I thought who's good at shocking. Looking back on the baseball draft on most of our high picks and seeing how many of them are injured, yeah we all have at least one injured, yeah or vertigo,
you can guess who that might be prepared to baseball
july. Third, we ever we're doing not rushmore baseball names. We have the baseball draft. We also will have a free agents are so we will have some like actual new content on that day, but the baseball
I loved. It thought it was great. I'm loving this league yeah we're just gonna have to cut b.
There are just a lot of
I gotta slowly dying, I'm gonna go with it.
That does distract guys in the cubes
there was a moment where we went an entire side tangent to let Billie have enough time to decide, and then we finished the side. Tangent he's like alright. So it's my pick. If you're a fan of Billy Gunn she
well he's thinking, you're, gonna love, this paper simply acres, and we also were drinking course lights. We drink in full,
it was like earth, pranks Bertha, the forty four thirty. I also add this item.
Obviously staying in stay in a hotel. Manhattan now knows, I mean that's kind of sick.
Like it hasn't as vizir reza with our housing cities,
Hey a broadway show me: ok, fifty or so
much like heck, I am staying in a hotel right now, and so I I've been doing a lot of traveling. So I was in virginia now, I'm in new york, then I'm going to Austin then we're going to nashville the following week. I don't have a suitcase, that's big enough to accommodate that one.
travel you gave a little baby suki, so neither once bar arguments case under the giants. Lunch pot, as soon as you gave the perfect size for like a weakened wedding. That's what that suitcases meant for, but I've been
bigger one. That last time I came up
don't you ever writer as well? I know this is a different one. That is jumbo sized. No well, no there's another big size is a multiple suitcases. So last year last time I came up here to wielding last time I came up here. I brought a bigger suitcase because I was also doing a lot of traveling to virginia that up here. So I brought a bigger suitcase. I'm not
travelling with big suitcase so
when I left the office to get on the plane to go back to chicago last time. I just took my backpack and forgot my entire suitcase you in the office. So then I had to pack a different big suitcase.
This time, which I have right here was just a normal sigh suitcase, really
now, the let's say pretty very small scale. This is standard, carry on
we are still carry on site. That's all we get a good for we can what I had not the red when the red one is actually a lunch by you. Just have a nesting dolls of suitcase a perfectly normal suitcase fun. You need to get a job you need to get like the those cops. Are you to get a giant suitcase? Do you can put your smaller suitcase in that and then that Malta is on our agenda, so the tiny little suitcase it was actually a part of a set like tat. I lost the other two.
Has the last man
probably losing suitcases barely but like an easy bake. Others like pf, tease pursuit
yeah it. Actually, though, it makes me look completely normal
as when I'm carrying around that tiny land a suitcase, but I left my others,
in case your last time, so I had to pack a different suitcase full of clothes. So now I do actually have enough clothes, but now I have to do wheeled suitcases or just like figure out which clothes I actually want to take from here and only carry one with me. You also don't,
the golf travel bag and we haven't figure out how we're getting your clubs. I think I think I figured max max is gonna eat him. He's gone he's got crap. I think I think I think I put them all on the inside of his body, so I
The trench with the bad news is, I'm I'm out of clean clothes now, and so now I have to do hotel laundry when I'm in austin and that's always a mystery tat. I might just do thing where you put your.
We're in the sink. Send it out, send it out same day delivery or you could ask how they do it. Okay, I'll probably like twenty five bucks I'll. Do that and then also like a dollar a pound, yeah we're going to be in austin, and it's going to be about one hundred and eight degrees outside, so that we have to go, don't wear a coat, we have to golf, it don't work, you have to yeah. We have to have
I share with my boss, told me that I had to lobbies my final orders: rationally dreading dreading off behind
If anyone wants your life on its future fire fast of that max, you could be out on the course. Please tell me that you only have like a black sure to wear and I've won golfs your backs like them.
I want you to know max. If, if, if I were on the strip, I wouldn't make, I wouldn't make he gulf one or we wouldn't be golfing for the people at a big big boys. We can't be in one hundred and six degree heat in it outside on a golfer
for the viewers is already wash, is so high tat going. They also why there are nice. I do with my gulfy us. The last shot you hit the less there is to film the play better. Ok, ok, good deeds
I tried playing better or just for the record. If you see any videos of us coming out where I hope we get a hole in one hank, I really do that'd be awesome and the whole one shot the phone. If we happened to be filming during the hole in one hole, men that would be incredible, then it was and we're not going to lie about it. Either it's going to be one hundred per cent real if we get a hole in one yeah. Good luck for the record
I don't mess around, I'm a man of honour integrity when I'm on the golf course count every.
Broke as it is played as allies, I just hope it be just such sarandib in its timing. If we happened to film the one whole that we get home- yes, yes,
Ok, so my firefox is so yeah. We we ve had this week where everyone's back in new york for one last week, so we ve been trying to do.
further aid of wells, were like hey mount rushmore seasons
better when we're altogether sudan taping mount rushmore, as we do in the july. Fourth content that the draft dungeon dragons. So we have not been sleeping. We have been bids,
in like four or five hours a night for me. Ah, and when I don't get my sleep, sleep walking dan comes back. So, on tuesday night I went to bed wearing a shirt.
boxers normal you, oh in max's room
No, but I did wake up wearing completely different shirt and boxers, so I have gotten up in the middle night, no recollection completely change, no idea! Why commit a crime I dont know
and so yeah. That was that's always like hey. What's going on dude, you don't like it's a very odd feeling to wake up in different clothes and completely sober, wake up in different clothes and be like. How did this happen? That's why I sleep naked yeah. That's that's! That's scary! Yeah! So, hopefully, sleep walking down can get back some hours this weekend
but yeah, I am just cause. I my real fear now and it's not really like a crazy fear, like I don't think I'm gonna walk outside or anything but is to. If I wake up my kids, then I'll be then sleepwalking to as the worst a boss, Debbie yeah or like go out to your balcony, yeah yeah, that sleep of which one do yeah. No, I'm I'm a sleepwalker, it's bad! It's bad billy. First, fire fest ran too close to some canadian geese with some goose links,
and the parents, trout tack me my dogs cross links, but it's fine. I would fuck up a canadian I would have to. But it sounds like you ran away, no migratory bird act. I it's like a federal crime rates. Are you had your dog and you
we still ran away nokes. My dog. I was like trying to make sure my dog, like didn't like step to the sky, know what billy's dog definitely thinks of billy's a pitch. Oh yeah.
No no. The thing is obviously argues like the two we gonna handle that mistake. They do this thing when they were like are about to attack. They do this like bumping with their neck happened. There will remain seated in how have killed almighty scarlet. I would tie it s neck and it was not. There is way too many witnesses on the whole,
a lot of excuses, I again domini, but would have between our way out of the fire and you haven't where mask from you and other geese are coming after you totally fucked him up. I would have if I
have gotten away with it, but like a lotta paperwork, I would have been late to work lot of paperwork, a lot of paperwork yeah. All these things I totally would have also did when orphaned those goose links. Second,
what killed them too? You have to what
We would you dont want wow huge pot. Ah, I
I'm with you? You can't leave orphan see, just kill them.
And then you kill anyone who saw you and also that those goslings will grow up to be adult keys and they'll track down the person that kid
parents zagging about toya fly you people for
that about easily forget that they are birds,
so second fire fast. I have to do so. I like, and we re moving on my apartment. In my lease and its
two months in the future. The sweet was so funny. Nobody,
This is annoying to read or just what you're talking about. Can I read it? Read it read it. I wouldn't see it. I missed it. What like this was all like billy in a nutshell, keep going
stand that like you're allowed, like I dont only apartment, I mean but like the
questing Ali's times to come into. My house, in like
Am I ready they're coming into sharp your apartment, somebody's walking and be like? Why is there
although this is a tweet, realtor wants to show my apartment, but I don't know what the repercussions of them seeing a hedgehog, squat rack in the kitchen illegally fastened pull a bar and a dog that is definitely above the weight limit will be, and I also also I have a heavy bag of a heavy bag. That's fastened to the door like.
Ceiling and it's like there's a bunch of drywall on the floor and, like the walls are fucked up and I was going to fix it all before I moved out, but like
I haven't had time to do that why the walls fucked up, because I
at the time bill, you said the punching bag, leaning against the wall, then hay and then like that, like it's, not really big enough for a squat rack, so sometimes like the side of the of the bar hits the wall and like cracks it so like I have like some plastering to do.
I feel like they're, going to walk in there and it's going to be a shit, show yeah yeah, just hang up a bunch art just put posters everywhere, but like shy, just make them come when I'm not there, my dog's, not there make them come they just deal. There's like holy fuck start stroking them what happens if they can't sell the apartment, because I'm like jail, you go to jail.
Killed the geese. Could you ve been there anyway here? Well, you forget those laid up you all that wants to take over what about. As is yours, leave leave the head drug leave, the squire reckon the kitchen peers
The pull a bar. I bet you could find somebody directly to read it out to hit here's the thing as you, mr ok, this landlord rented an apartment, their apartment to twenty two year old, billy and myths and may neighbour. They knew what the deal was. I dont think their ex, but they didn't
the two a sixty five year old, you know widower day rented it to a twenty two year old, billy that apartment in Hoboken like that they expect it. Ok, they'll, probably dingy a little bit, but it's not anything
I was gonna spackle. The walls house do that taken.
Till I worry you're going to be like
read the backyard first yet, but I haven't had time yet
and also what ever you moving slowly and I am not do name or removing just to another person, organ think it wouldn't look in a different place of us. Are you settle
God you're. They gave her the metropolitan
metropolitan areas say there are still graffiti on your fence into the backyard. That was chalk and we got it off. Okay, we got like a fun party trick, get shocked spray paint if you have like a brick wall and then just go nuts with it. Just don't spray paint any dogs and they just yeah that happens from time to time. Yeah, okay, good, good, firefox, Billy Jake finishes off yeah. Last week I experienced something I never
France, before ah I harper slash ass reflux for the first time. I thought I was well well thought out. I know of it. Yes, our freedoms and now take pre tom is just like you feel you're getting stabbed in the chest. Yeah
gotta do pre tom's before you have any alcohol bob's like tomato,
sources
We are seeing a lot of stuff at falls or alcohol. Any type out specifically with kyoto, scary, chicken wings. I could look at whiskey and get heartburn
at the pre times and then another thing just getting older. Like yes, yeah and then you wait ten more years and then the pre tom's isn't strong enough. So you have to start taking a pill every single day I was on it's our form of birth control. I was panicking, hey can't cut it for the first time it was like three or four years ago and we were in vegas and were just like man,
proud how often we gotta get it every day.
what here, it's all right, all depending on what you eat and how you eat, yeah, like we, you eat late, that's a problem, if you
happened. It put in asean, nine gower burnt, though,
the wizard, Sacco guy you're, certain things you just learn tricks that you got avoid. Basically, your life is over. You see,
that's it! That's officially how you know not all along. We
yeah I got up and you guys ever put begging soda water and shall get not an emergency that works.
Lies. Yes, I mean I normally. I would just like shrug off any medical advice. Billy gave me, but I'm willing to try anything when it comes to harp on a spoonful of being so and then just chug water. We wait. Can you makes to the big insight into the water yeah?
Is it better? If you just raw dog, but sometimes the baking soda, ends up at the bottom of the cup, and then you don't get it and you like panicking, cause your heart's burning. Okay,
Are we cause. We harbour what what's the food of certain really fuck, em panada success,
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grant of all those of.
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his love of the sex number that eta distracted with his only bigger love, which is free, familiar giving
that was why you have. You did even know what I have been reading: meditation, chill
Reading meditation, meditations away caught, it are. Who else as
the banks have six. You now do. Ninety six! I got twenty six
only one that hasn't been picked. Twenty billy. What was your number? How many go super chill? What's the most zen number one go with the infinity, I'm gonna go with the one: okay,
hope that you get. It means never only got. One is just there. Oh no
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our source turns out it actually positive. Okay- and I know more about dance. Volcano does not end planes.
I am in denial, I asked the designer to put an allosaurus. They put t rex. I just have been willing it to be an allosaurus. It's it's T. Rex, I didn't get
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