The Denver Nuggets have won the NBA Title and Jokic just wants to go home. We talk NBA Finals and Jokic being the greatest value pick in NBA History (00:00:00-00:25:11). The Golden Knights win the Stanley Cup and it's insane what theyve done as a franchise in 6 years (00:25:11-00:30:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Stefon Diggs and Hank turns 30 (00:30:18-00:58:55). Max Homa joins the show to talk US Open, having the course record at LACC, what he needs to do differently in Majors, Glenny Balls stories, and special guest his son Cam on the show (00:58:55-01:36:29). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk about his incredible partying after winning the PGA, where hes at mentally for the US Open and his P's losing (01:36:29-01:51:09). We finish with guys on chicks (01:51:09-02:02:59).
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denver nuggets are mba champion. The job is done
We can go home now. Yet what a great great, except in speech by yoke, it may be the most serbian thing ever he's. Just like ok,
I'd like in the words of kevin to
I don't wanna be a star, go to work, go home
this time, my horses and hop in the pool. Yes, it was. It was incredible watching yoke ich reached the final boss, his finals m BP here. Actually he when
He was getting awarded the finals and BP he on the podium. He then pick
his daughter and just left the finals and bp on the podium in bruce brown, there's a clip of him just picking up. He might. What do I do with this issue? Has now I
He was.
so dominant and then afterwards
Italy was the most reliable guy ever whereas, like I'm just tired, I wanna go home. They broke the news to him that
had a parade this thursday and you it would have.
You thought you'd told him someone had died in his family. Is you just like? I can't go home yet a cake or see my horses
He also had an all time quote:
where he said.
succeeded our jobs. We won the whole thing. It's an amazing feeling, but, like I said before, it's not everything in the world there is about.
things I like to do.
Probably that's normal thing. Nobody likes his job or maybe they do they're lying, but it's a good feeling.
good feeling to be the best at your job, even if you don't like it dickie odyssey if he was, if I think he has occurred
in the passwords like if he was just.
in horses for his job. He probably
be dreaming about playing basketball in studies. Point vaseful version,
dreaming about being with his horse. He just wants to look at horses yeah they should fly his horses over. The horses should be in the parade. I think we talked about that last week. Yes, they should pull the floats behind them. Let your kids
behind his horses. Take them down whatever
the main avenue in denver is and let the did let the letter
and celebrate out.
Air, gordon Adam
Please, yes, react! Yes, then yoke instead, which were
I mean he's been through a lot of shit in the n b. A lot of people call him a bust. He was kind of
aside for while here
just so excited to be a champion.
He joined the big celebration outside the ball arena and sword parting with fans. Afterwards, I could see
is like that old, saying, like they're, too wolves inside of each and every one of us, and those are the two of us like at one point.
you want to celebrate doings of the great
on the other hand, you just kind of once you reach a certain age, and I imagine that yoke lugging
body around all the time sire is he gets tired. Its everybody just wants to go home at some point
put on a movie and fall asleep in the first twenty minutes yeah and he finished mission accomplished he or incredible incredible playoffs. He averaged thirty thirteen and a half and nine and a half assists, so I'm very close to trip
double average, he is the first pillar and be a history.
The post season and points rebounds emphasis crazy,
He was absolutely out of this world. Good deserves all the praise he is.
player on the planet. I know that, would you
every year
for every envy, vitals
we're like glimmer want it.
Indeed one of the epa and be did whenever vp he's probably very happy about that yoke which took that envy piano even think he cared nothing we
can make the argument he took that in he built himself off of it and he was like I'm going to go, win
thing that actually matters? The
files, finals, the files and bp he was
incredible. He also and we'll talk about
whole game and end the and jimmy butler which we have to bring up in bed.
Urge yoke. Its I think now goes down is the best value pick
maybe a history without out so
I was looking through it the other
Second rounders, that you could that you could throw in the conversation yoke just better than all these guys do
agreements. Second round her,
Man who was a second round her mark assault,
Dennis robin, even though that was a twenty seven pixel little smaller league.
Ben walls was on drafted
and then, if you want to actually do like value, picks
Why was the fifteenth pickin johns
I was sixteen kobe- was thirteen com alone,
thirteen twenty parkers twenty eight
and then, if you insult so he's better is a better value than all these z went. Forty first,
overall in the draft.
The only ones you could make an argument for would be asked
nashua fifteenth. So that's obviously outside the lottery he end of winning a couple of
Peace
and then europe is the other one who had fifteen years
and be peace in a final but yoke ich it's it's clear.
Is the greatest value pick in his
we have the mbs. I actually disagree with that. But can you say jordan, Michael Jordan? Third, overall, I still think Michael Jordan not being picked first overall, yes, and what he did becoming the best player of all time. That's a better value pick!
three but yoke edge. He can tell you what, if yo
whence to more like I fully expect and demand that he does. I think that he would then surpassed
in June that listen just in terms of our it's crazy just because in the nba second round picks like the beard, your hope
taking a flyer on a guy hoping he ends up with a lot of, I would say, the majority second round picks don't end up on an mba roster for more than a year and most like a lot of them, don't even make the team yoke it
the best player in the world, and he was the forty first pick overall, its accredited
there's one guy in the nuggets facility. I would love to know his name, I'm sure diehard, dug its fans,
there's one guy who definitely saw yoke its first and spent like him,
wife mission trying to
everyone else in denver being like. We have to draft this guy
in that guy, probably sucks at the rest of his job right because yoke, it was not like nobody saw the yoke into the time
with others, one guy who did it, but he probably saw- and this is very laudable to anybody- that's ever watch any sort of prospect at any age.
And you see them- do one awesome thing during again that you happen to be turned into, and then you can't get that out of your head for the rest of their career and you wait
to recapture that one play repeatedly and repeatedly repeatedly, so you can be correct theirs
He probably watch one game saw one bit of footwork or a great like behind the head. Pass that made and said is worth taking a fly on the sky anyhow,
to be right. You just described Tyrus Thomas run with Ellis you and big baby Davis jumping out of the ramp at the gym yup in like this guy yup. How could he fail? That was it.
a great team yeah but you're your eyes like those one moments where you you stick to a man, this guy's incredible and for your kitchen turned out to be true
and he is I I get
I he's not a bigger star when you see his answers after winning then be title just like I want to go home, but
think. It's very reliable and he's very like even the way
He talks about his teammates, and I know this very cliche, because this is
A hockey meme in real life, but, like
You never hear him saying I he's talking
teammates is giving his teammates all the credit time how
Jamal Murray was which he was phenomenal and your mom.
He gets like his entire
as in all the injuries he went through an ad in every
to get back to this point: coach, cow kind of off the
seat for a minute
that is the champions reserves are brings out him absolute put the whole doll team. Is it's it's the official,
death? A super teams as well
clear that because they they out, he cultured he culture can. We had
count the bubble year put twenty nineteen, the raptors you could make it
meant the warriors. You know without kevin reckoning, injured. The words might win that title, but since the bubble he had the box not a
per team you had last year the warriors who were different than what they were when they won all those too
not a super team
and then this year the nuggets
mostly homegrown super team
plenty more. We had a decade.
super teams, it's over
chasing is done. You gonna build our right way. Sorry, gold diggers nuggets or in town
we'll stay here in in the modern in vienna. I'll just take this back to, I think it's the bulls, so the bulls first title run the
its are. I believe that day
are the second biggest
shot to win the nba
api. Do you know that
was over. The longest shot was pistol
this. Would it no at the nuggets, are not the second
Without loss of time I miss boatwright, plus eighteen hundred when the season starts. Ok, but the biggest long shot
In will call the common area here. Was the golden state warriors owens and out and fourteen to doesn't fifteen? There were plus twenty eight
during a shoot, a team which jump shooting can't when a title it can't they, charles basque. I hope I hope that scouts now, like the pink the pendulum, swings com
we in the other way, and we have scouts overrun europe trying to draft like the least athletic fat. Guys
in one it one day they might blossomed. The next yoke is now we,
aren't saying this, but some people might say it and we do discuss everything about sports. Some people
trying to put an asterisk because they had maybe the easiest path of all time. I think they were thinking
clippers have beaten the sun's yeah. They would had the easiest path.
Possible. Also, there were one c: two subjects would smoke this data through and we have played. I think I was accused of twenty seven.
in seeding twenty seven and seating so's, you don't eat seat in the heat up, seven seat in the lakers
foreseen in the sons and an eight seed in their first roma
against symbols. I'm not saying this is. I think the nuggets would have
anyone. They were the best team. This year near the best player in the world.
some are saying now credit to skip bayliss, who will never stop fucking that chicken, but he said that if the lakers had made it to the finals, they would swept the heat
who would have been easier match up for the lakers say also says I can place. Liberace said in beads of more physically imposing player like
look out yeah. I guess so yeah I'd praus noises.
We you put that right next to his mvp pay. It's it's actually a basketball game, though not just a physically imposing look off. Yes in which team mistake. A lotta pundits make he so much fun to watch you just the way he plays how he gets everyone involved here.
the zone. Beater images
to me. Just he always
There is sometimes when yoke ich like is
You want him to shoot more because you'll make like the.
for past to appoint words like due to shoot it. You can shoot you can do
make every shot. He was.
out of this world good for the entire?
two months yup, he deserves all the credit, Michael Malone.
he was actually on the hot seat a year or two ago, he's now and ambition,
ambient denver first time ever
it's one, a n b, a championship or better it'd, be a championship. Yeah there were an mba, I believe, a stand: cranky goat owner, we we were the first to say it, but
He now has the rams,
avalanche the nugget
and the mammoth in our
well being in first place three fourths of the season arsenal, I'm pretty sure one the appeal! Yes, so that up checking the table. He is
he's the goat honour he's one. Every title possibilities, for wit, is disrespectful to allay guerrillas in finnish first place and call of duty o nice lonesome.
yeah believes that we read sack and I was taught us I'd- say a shudder: elegy sultans and six
so if I would want sex, my also the show is now lost five championships. Neuro yeah,
stuff, it's all celtics fillies
eagles swan yeah.
Ex fillies, eagles heat and potentially the panthers
damn wow hot over the title to or four in a row will actually then all the way back to the sub, always celtics you started it was. I was because I was about says it all coincides with when max joined the show kind of interesting. I felt that
yeah ties, oh yeah, that's a bad run for us is a terrible run for mice gotta. But again we appeal to your really relax their no wait here. I've never lost jpg up neither via the last year, and this is another child. Now
feels pretty good to be a winner feels really good to be a winner. We're such losers that we're actually bigger winners. Then you got yeah about that and if I had the fire fest back in January way, I accidentally bet them to win the championship and that ended up cashing huge huge. It just accidents happen, and it's just sometimes
work out. It feels good to be right about something for a change again
it so rarely happens in sports when you're correct about something- and you see coming in here
total dumb ass. So I am not going take a victory.
But I will just say that I'm proud of my nuggets and I'm not going to take a victory lap cause. I did a firefox segment about how I was upset about how I accidentally put them to win
behaviors was accident, but it worked out after the game
yoke it you'll, never see in each applauded this though begat after the game was over, he went and he shook every opponents hand, while before he accepted water, never see hockey player. Do that all we should also talk about stand. Crocky, just not understanding how microphone works
oh yeah, no aegis was all he was. He was basically had his tongue and least salter's ear. Yahoo is giving heard in person. S m are just get right in there and its
fortunate, because his are the one thing that he is not the best in the world at owning is to pay the because
thing looks pretty bad. He also actually from the side. It's also just a very funny visual. When a team woods, a championship in the owner gets the relief, the trophy first and it's like a boy
of insane athletes who we watched go through
these battles for last couple months, and then you have this old guy come and get all the credit, and you like. Ok, he has nothing
he has nothing in common with the rest of these people. This belongs to me yeah. He also got to hang out Jeff Fischer for, like twelve
So he's very, very cool guy. That is true. The nuggets went sixteen for europe in the playoffs just absolutely dominant, and if you look at the roster I saw
when Michael Malone, when he got on the mic after the game and he
after the game was over, goes our works
done
can win more. Yet I want to win more. He listens to the show you listen to show. They need to win at least three in order to be considered to champion our book because they ve got
yo kitchen aaron Gordon, who are both twenty seven murray's
one in five years old, Michael Michael Porter Jr, who actually stepped up in the last game. Yeah. He did after having a shitty series before they never taken a three and rhythm he's. Twenty four, so they've got a good young core and then bruce brown said after the game that he wants
stick around. Sometimes money isn't the most important thing:
That sounds like a drunk thing to say after winning a championship in also does when you win a championship. I bet you that's the last moment the year agent wants want you to do contract negotiations, I'm looking up bruce browns cod,
acts over the years
total earnings, because it is also very easy to say that money is not the most important thing once you ve made money yeah right, absolutely true, but
I'd it's day. That is, I would say, the last time that you wanna.
last moment. They could pick
in negotiating windows is right after championship when everything is aus. Okay, so he's made he's made. Fifteen million dollars, which is a good amount of money, could use some money good amount of money, but he probably could get paid a lot more money somewhere else. This offices yeah so who knows what's going to happen with him, but the the corps so young that men, who knows
I've, not six, not seven shower christian brown going back to back yeah back to back. He joined the ranks of bill russell magic johnson who, who else? I don't know, it's probably it
jake. I really wonder missing.
Obviously people like how could I forget this person, I've gotta, spends on forty jake
sorry about your heat
I'm sorry that you had to go through that
However,
dame lilla said that he wanted to go to. Whichever team did not win verse ass. He doesn't want to be seen on our terms rectitude. He did ya, he did he doubted ass. He did so. He won't dame wants to pull a katy. He
a kind of alluded to the fact that he would be ok with joining the heat
So maybe maybe by losing this mba finals, you ve, given
of an opportunity to get dame lowered and maybe get back to an mba b zealous and it's the most attractive reagent destination. So just come just come
Come there go card. I'm gonna get
jake. The heat lost
Jimmy bottler faded,
yeah. He faded pretty bad as good as he was in the eastern conference playoffs. He was just as bad. He was not good in the finals suck if you're a celtics fan watching that
just killed us I how
after how like did you look up, Caleb Martin and gave vincent shooting the series nah? I watch one game: okay, alright and masters: yeah yeah, none,
None of them are good yeah, the heat kind of turn into a pumpkin. It's more credit to the nuggets in their defense was. Was they picked it up big time, the finals, but jimmy
not a gas here,
credible playoffs, but he just like
even even in game five- I don't know with like maybe five minutes left.
Had eight points or something. You went a little bit of a tear there like last thirteen gas allies of eleven from the fielders Ed and despite
got fosters best efforts to extend the series that follow that they called on me.
The theory was a quarter was an aaron gordon though he kicked aaron Gordon, the the nuts yeah. He got all ball on that one and they they called a foul. They reviewed it. I think everybody in america thought okay, they're going to reverse this call, because that's just jimmy kicking somebody, the nuts
and then it turns out that the guy in the replay booth
was none other than scott foster scott foster, even though he wasn't on the court, he was perhaps more impactful
so the other nuggets, beat six guys. They beat six guys, they be, they beat the heat, they beat scott scows,
extended. So this just proves our point that scott foster his washed yeah he's.
He doesn't have the same impact tried his hartists, but he couldn't do it. Couldn't get the job done, extending the series
but Jake. I do agree with you that the heat there are great fit,
or a guy that you would want to be on the heat
and probably samplers out there that are you, know near the top of the list in the nba they're. Probably wouldn't
to go play in miami because they do things like way. You all the time that socks right, but the kind
that you would want on the team would be somebody that would want that type of environment to go when a championship so that we talk about the shell work. Life balance work were half,
on work work and we have a great place thor. We do work, work, balance or on board worries me. How did you work work and it was a smiley moment because an action for that
It is yeah. I would like to see dame play in miami. I think you'd be a good fiddle. Nothing when I want
but a jury butler, probably hurt. I don't want to make it so
as I'm sure sure you peter hurting the font. You shouldn't you shouldn't beyond the court if you're gonna be, if that's gonna
excuse, but
probably will get an update and a couple weeks been like. Oh jimmy butler, turns out that he had eight ligaments corners
and I still love jimmy butler, he's lino out of sight
starboard season, star categories, tat, fifteen player, but if you know about
yeah, if you, if you say he's, was so great these circumference. He deserves to get criticised for not being there in the final step in part of the job he had if they were to hang banners on best.
Eastern conference by our performance is every is probably number one. I think they should hang about
I mean he just sitting right next to the mj banner in miami just does yeah just dismantled the celtic yeah. Absolutely one! Listen! Two months ago there were two minutes away of getting eliminated against the bulls and the playing game. So I don't like how you're dealing with them
Finally, I mean you know not: it was the it was entitled act like you didn't it didn't feel like they,
I mean they. Obviously the game was in doubt with a minute laughed, but
The series was ever in doubt and
Jimmy did say that he's not gonna go to his whole fame induction ogre soldiers- that's heads,
oh god, doesn't care about that kind. Offer will cancel my hotel he up the up, so you won't be.
He would have called you out as your number his number one hatred, one hater motivator or your marketing team.
One last thing before we talk hockey the quote that we saw
it just past our desk, while we recording the cold yoke, is the best I ever
he said talk about the doubters in the of which there are many.
They didn't believe in the fat boy
it seems like it worked out. Don't bet against the fat boy soundly
recap of oppenheimer. It's there, you go nailed it put 'em. Ah, I might get this attack
it's a good tattoo. Don't bet against pap? Just don't do it don't right across my stomach. You know what I'm saying yoke say, not fat at all. You
used to be fat. Was it not boys fat
that he had a glow of yeah?
you he was the fat boy. Now little man now he's fucking awesome this big.
Jake
did you want to also say the wild euro crazy wild? Last night, oh yeah, there is a picture of your catch when he was a kid
yeah, it was right that our oil tat boy, you learn what desert august sure that's awesome denial.
in serbia, yeah tat like yeah we're, not one of the are here. He wasn't wearing like an executive board or national brand right was, like probably them. Material error
work is can be made only too early for markets can be
Unfortunately, we gotta remember that world yeah
so this is like two thousand two thousand
so maybe can be maybe yeah that works, but
way: birdmen wild shadow, birdmen yeah. I
it warmed my heart last night to see all the pictures of bourbon floating cross the time why? Yes? Yes, the nuggets our number one. I we have to crown no champion philosophy.
is called nights. Stanley cup chip
Our nights are knights, were jumped on the bandwagon because Alec Martinez, who scored in this game, ada buell. Ah I mean it,
really crazy. The fact they want to stay in the car is obviously went against your calves,
but what? How long have they been a franchise? What's in Algeria? Those are first year would have been two thousand eighteen. It's it's incredible. I mean
to be instituted stanley cup final. In that time she doesn't. Seventeen was made founded.
What awaited cement hockey in the debt?
yeah, it's what the coyotes never could do and what a great great said
It's to win a stanley cup, all they're, going to have such a good time hanging out and don't have to go to vegas you're already there in vegas already. I actually, I hope the panthers score, one more goal:
because that way we could say out martinez saintly,
winning winning oh yeah, it's six one right now, as
libya were calling it would cause
examples are in the last
Guess: golden nights, arter stanley
champions incredible run. I think
maybe whitney windy, might have said, watch out for the nights before the plows
I feel like every team he took ever seen, but I'm going to give them credit yeah. This is big one for the south big
for the south was vague, is one of our biggest southern markets, deep south?
I love the golden shares that there were. Yes, there jerseys that if they sought they would look completely awful.
they would be like the worst jerseys in sports if they were not a good team, but because there
in the golden jerseys, it's incredible yeah, so
jake you're, double loser, yeah max. How do you deal with this too?
yeah. Well, you did
max actually lost in the same day twice so
you'll isaac. Yet overheat, though he lost her championships and the same,
forget about the union about the illegal work for business. Insider dia fail so lax. What what's a move here?
I you know you just kind of
for the rest of your life. For the rest of your time on the show
get caught a loser. Every time you walk out out the door, even though
you did a lot of winning
economic nets loser time. That's you guys.
You guys are the biggest losers year. A did you get. Did you get shut out in the last came now
Did you have any hits tonight when we see how many heads did the panthers have they had any hits? Let's see, look up, the box were right. Now this
big, yes they've had hits tonight, so you do not get no hit yeah, that's nice! It's it's tough, though. Double loser your magical spring in south florida and reaching hall, but hey second place to second place, has some pretty down in the dumps. Yeah. Was this a failure? No yacht,
It seeds, you got to you're there to win a title there where the title yeah there, when it's I mean I have to
back and look and think yourself. The bruins definitely would have been the knights yeah.
yeah I mean if, if we actually I'd say that the biggest by taken
from these places. It burn celtics where one year, but the panthers, the limit
By a boy I mean why the team see high,
right hand, you have a guy off the south asia bruins law so long ago that
as it happens after that argument that does feel like ten years you're younger or they lost true.
While it is, I'm ok,
So congrats the gold nights,
I try to maybe get someone on from the team Alec Martinez for listening to this. He probably knock he's probably drunk having an awesome time with the stanley cup, but we will reach out and hopefully have him for friday's show. Will you say billy
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digs no showed for off season training programme there.
the german about it, and he said he was
certain about it very concerned about it any seemed very upset about the fact that set on digs just no showed so did. He know show our did. He show and then no showed
I believe in notion I lunch. I got that he showed up and then he just laughing is agents of the first time since digs join the team in twenty twenty. He skipped
entire off season programme of the article I read it now is that the article that europe was at the headline that you read this is from an article. Have that is it? Is it a headline from an article note? This is inside of the actual article, just inside of a blog, have the bills been in touch with baby digs hacked,
these baby grants rival, I'd who now.
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Jim balls in his front yard.
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segment on it. I still don't understand their import. That's probably good! That's a good thing that you don't. I should I payment
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big twenty, for example his own twenty, for over twenty four million. Twenty three innocuous betrayed him, so they gonna make it work. Sound
it's. Our working out now be fine midas here you know the bills unbelievable run. Leave all run is taken, as is east to football back good. To have football talk back I it's true though. It's like you know.
And now the man curse or about yards, it's not an ideal situation that you did that you'd want to have an that aaron. Maybe there
looking at hopkins. The
sure it's to hopkins rumors are are buzzing, which doesn't mean the team's going to go to hopkins any sense to me. If you are Deandre hopkins and you want to play with a great quarterback, why would you want to go play new england right now cause belt
the best quarterback. There is palate
is it is k. Are these
The quarterback, you think, is the best quarterback. She gets what happened last year, there
attack on water poach as our office of coordinated. That who hired the defence of coach to be the best quarterback ever robert craft, and maybe tat, is why you should let quarterbacks higher thrown off its corner is bilbil checking a potentially play this year. He should pass quarterback ever
in debt system it it's his system in his system created the greatest your he's, a system to be Tom radius,
village exorcism pulled back to cause us don't check. The head coach assistant propelled checked, made the system to be created, system
Yes, as a system to is assistance, is the system. Sentient is a system taken over
can he no longer control the system.
Notice system- ok, you're under system, so he could turn off the system when he wants to yeah
okay, you've got to be kept, mean a eyes in the news. You gotta be careful, probably tweak the algorithm last year against the raiders yeah.
yeah but ok, so hank is buried. The bells
No, I'm just saying there are nazi the bills diocese on the haughty. Ok, I think that we fight
josh out there. Now you say: that's, that's all I know is Josh Alan says: that's my fucking guy I've got his back through thick and through thin. I think you'll be fine,
It was trashing him at the end of last season too. It's it's tough to see. I feel bad love, Josh, love bills, mafia, doesn't sound like you do cos know. I am a dynasty
in there the darlings there that there, the media darlings, are the fan darlings. I think there are that the odds on fair lasher. If not, then I'd delay where were adds? Do I don't know
off yeah odds of odds on would be like they were minus one hundred to win the superbowl. I've killed
They were
I called out. I kind of this could have been a hearty could occur, but dad and all the other big
And all the other day in the hot seat, but pain hillis on the cool thrown. Yes, he was on good morning. America. I haven't had the chance yet hope that does
that day doesn't come. Would you put me in the hot seat for the edge
the tides he so pain, Hillis, heroically, Roy
dude, his son and his niece in from from drowning and had to get russia. The hospital had basic candy failure from.
going ass, hard ass, he could to to save lives.
Almost I mean we talked about, it wouldn't happen, but he was in a critical condition when it happened. It's crazy story. It's a crazy story. You should definitely watch if you haven't. I, but he's he's made a recovery when on good morning, america,
he said that.
I'm not a hero. I call myself a dad yeah you're so that just then they all in uncle robbing like the as it were. If you read the story, he had just
passed. His son to see
these first, because he knew his niece was more trouble and then come back
get his son.
Be number one uncle he's a better uncle than he is that yeah,
he's, not mourn uncle in the world and also that. Thank you.
Proved herself wrong. Madame
doesn't exist that so Josh I'll be fine pain. Hillis. Who could forget his Madame cover
the best that still does make any sense. What that here
the current area that montenegro lying, I will get all the real that one year I know you ve been once every two patriots yeah on the on what yeah on them
out in the regular seas and yet in the rainy season, with hair you're walking into one. I could not give dives Joe had all ebay deal solely with the very real delete, the patriots for any abc team that does not much play off its success. Hang the banner
What year was that it was the off
two thousand and one without Brady, yes ma castle, alright
great story, shouted penthouse, hero dad.
You're here that radical yup. I pity
my hot seat is
buckingham palace guards. Oh yeah, we see the videos of buckingham palace guards, training, develop instruments and shit that they're playing
and they ve had multiple members of the buckingham palace guards just pass out in the hot weather, which is, if you're,
a british person you shouldn't beyond the sun to begin with, but they make
he's gonna stand out in the sun with what
it's like a live raccoon on their heads
and then wearing their seventeen. Seventy six throw backs.
The bodies that just trap in all the heat, and so
stood that just keep passing out and the badges
walks around them and keeps playing. That's that's football guy mentality,
there. I gotta say, though,
greece is not that in Britain it is, though
You have to judge ourselves oil
Thing above over sixty degrees in england is, is boiling hot
yeah. I mean it. Also it just the effective use. He trombone.
Santos instrument
just all thing was part as he was passing. I you think he did. The will get what we want and then my cool throne is conor mcgregor, who
kind of macgregor is on the school throne. I can't believe we didn't talk about this after last game, but he was brought out onto the core at the he came
he was sitting court side.
Brought him out to do some sort of a stunt like a fake fight with Bernie.
that the heat mascot name. Yes, Bernie and I
part of the stock was ok gunnar. You gonna hit the mask on the face and then he's gonna fall down the gregor like hauled off in june,
act him up in his chin, knocked him out and then went and finished him off like on top them lead?
at least one more clean shut. The face set, the mask
the jar yeah the guy actually had to go to the jar. So power back yeah he's got his power back. Mcgregor is officially back. I can't wait to see him step into any ring a win's, a win, a windsor. He needed a win win.
And I want one once I want like three second caille yeah is old. Foe. Floyd may weathers, probably be looking for a different opponent, because he's got the god family either geyser commoner, which respect research
Respect would have been back for game six. If there is one so Bernie what one rate epilepsy. What a wire! I have two hot seats. My first is for losers since, like
marsh you think. Roger federer is the best of all time. He is in fact not joke of each one,
french open, he has twenty three majors may
there's grassland grants lambs
Twenty three grand slams he's the greatest tennis player.
Of all time I watched over
two games of the match:
that's not your eye!
skaters times inside, I watch points gangway games in the last set. Oh
or two games in in the match. Ah he is the graves walter. What are weak for serbia
back to back guys great. They have the best
Well, where the best tennis player so
serbia, denver:
where it rather beer it. Now, serbia, sir he's asked why we get home, allows serbia so locking up in serbia was serbs turf. They feel himself a little bit and a lot of bad,
usually have yet another of yeah yeah
oh yeah, what do you know how they don't have a parade in serbia?
What? What do you think you're, not jake! You view you speak for all the loser, simply limp dick federer fans. You don't
ago. That's crazy that you asked for a picture of the losers in the eye.
Whispered to myself a fucking joke which owns you bitch,
not much of a debate anymore. However,
for them in this- and this is in turn- a man is a far reaching implications for all the french opens. Another thing I think I think
of djokovic is the first to win each major,
grants lamp. Major ah
three times more? That's
so no one else has done that. So he has. Then you can win on any any surface. Any talk, and he had at least two
three taken away from him. Cause was covered, vaccination sat so
is we're going for thirty we're gonna wording go for thirty days. Injured is a new surface. To tell us. What do you think?
three have hard clay and grab marshmallow grat grass. I was gonna see ice. Oh I like. I know there is a lot of talk of our european animal ball and then there's six guys on each to earthly. People pointed it out on the nice behind the plenary and citizen from low. But can you imagine what everyone has like policy ball like racket?
material yamaha ice tennis would be fucking. Tramplings had us, Wickham put them on skates.
Norway, economic growth will be so good. An ice tennis joke riches are the go. He is the go in and sad boys, like you just cry on your sear. Oh yeah, here find your crying all sunday when he was right he's the best of all time. There's no debate, he is the greatest
can't wait when more. I.
Ok! If was saying, with a negative, I've been a joke of each van for my entire life, of wash every single game set
play game that he's been in and if you,
could be vindicated that I was right all along
I feel like I want a major granted glare yeah did
ah mother, had hank he's thirty everywhere.
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey happy birthday years old! Damn I've known him since he was nineteen. He is a!
I have always said that when you turn thirty oath, officially feel old turns out. I officially felt old like five years ago, but thirty
Yeah I'd feels really old, some about that the authority between twenty nine twenty eight. It just feels significantly
older than those numbers
a flight back from chicago this morning, endlessly the life episode and that was a real
hidden home. Just talking about you know. You're twenty is near thirty. That kind of I kind of hope
That I'm in the mark, Titus territory, where my twenties, where my thirties and authorities are more like my twenties weight. So
you're twenties were like your twenties. I know you're twenty see, half a buying or not. You are not living. Your twenties, like you were here in your threats, his whole like game. Six is really game. Seven we'll know he's basically saying he wants them have marked ices life. Put skipping the part were Titus said that he spent his twenties trotted grow up too fast, hank spanish twenties, trying to get you
gunnar and now he's gonna go to the authorities and try to relive the twenties. I like this
gee. I you should do that, but that's not what mark tightest it. I think they
your twenties were more like your teens yeah, and now your thirties are going to be like your twenties.
Well, but even you ever talk about me, I guess I don't know it. That's tough with his jobs is jobs is a great job in the world, but
It's a job you'd rather be with your horses in serbia. Yeah and, like you know that you guys talked about like having a job where you can like fuck off, like that's, obviously, never really been the case here per se and
but yeah. I appreciate all the birthday wishes. I'm excited for I'm excited for chicago, I'm excited for for the thirties. You know I just
I have always felt you know, immature and young for my age and working at parcels always been like yeah. Well, you don't have to grow up cause you're working at barcelona. It's like you're, thirty, we are
like a lost book. You care really act like I guess you can, but it just feels it just feels different. Thirty thirty thirty's hit me
face pretty. Are thirty dirty and flirty yeah very go Henry Lockwood style. I don't want this applies to all your fuel tank ituri just seems ancient, like even at the golf course. My see ya. When I see all the guys like
when you see how old
and golf softened and nearly all those guys are. Those guys are dinosaurs. Now my girl, like that, seems like
like those in their living life. Here when I was twenty eight and twenty nine, I spent those years like dread,
turning thirty years and in once I turned thirty years ago. This isn't bad at all, as I just spent
the last two years, worrying about being thirty, turns out. I feel the same
and you're gonna young again you'll get young again it'll be ok, although it billy,
not the supper, learns gonna crazy hank was billy
age when he started doing part. My take about that
as young, their wild. No one I met hank hank was my
I was twenty. Two, when this park has started
That's crazy brow wild,
happy for you, because you have grown up to be a man. I dont not worse, not a.
Sensible man, but a man, corporate egg yeah corporate hank?
Whites did just get turned off. Could you not ago utility bell, but that's whatever
yeah I mean unless I gotta be a little bit more proactive. You know I've made some bad decisions in my twenties, I'm going to try and limit those in my thirties do my best, but you know you can't
well, I'm excited for returns. You're, going to pop off in your thirties. Yeah we're gonna, kill it. We're gonna, kill it in chicago huge decade,
lotta Gough play
god? It's crazy! Is that if you think about time when pardon
take started. Hank was, it was
closer to being when
killed, osama bin laden. Then
my take is to right now about that through
I feel like I am the age when you guys started like I still. I am so ready to grind like I, when I think about oh yeah your guises
when you guys started in in this career. You were around my age. I am now in a new and hard for, like five or six years like I'm so ready for and then gave up yeah. He goes. I know I'm saying I'm an I'm talking about, like I grind always say something stupid,
yeah, you are worked harder than you. Billy, though I think
are easier to work hard when you, your age, ok,
love for, to explain that. To someone who has three kids at all mass beyond all time.
Yes, I suppose you mean student coherently, clearly right you're right, but also a significant harder cause he's like thirty, I'm ready to guide.
Year of your life is officially sort, I think, maybe a twenty two, maybe billy cause you wanna go out. Maybe I could see the argument, but I would still take having no responsibilities outside work.
definite, leads to being able to work more, no deathly, stuffily stupid right at the end. I think what you are saying is that it's not it's. It's me:
fund to go on, get drunk right and you have to sacrifice some of that. India
twenty grand in your thirty's, you don't want to go on, get drunk them right,
I think when you get older, you just don't care much about like the like
if you don't care about what your peers think you don't care about. What's going on around you, like I'm, just going to do what I like to do, which scarf what
Often already much
but I appreciate the birthday wishes. She almost say when you get to thirty. As you just said,
caring about your parents, like you guys that we hear
no, I'm saying like our own you're in. Oh you, you, you get self conscious. I feel it when you knew you know you're, not really. I wonder what am I saying: there's doing your life, you know you you're, trying to appear a certain way. You're trying to come off is like cooler whatever, and it's like. I don't care about that. More and sworn alike.
one do what I want to do run.
hey grinding, I get so old now that when he started this podcast it was around they were still alive. Oh my god,
twenty! Two also when we started spike s robbers. Yet nobody haggis, but hank real hank
now, you are both above their even started. Thirty one. If we did, we, we celebrate our thirtieth birthday together, yeah churn errors are, and I thought.
I thought you were sold that one now that that's the thing that
you, I guess what is happening, it's kind of like when it like when you're in no in middle
school kids that are seniors in highschool seem like they're super super super old and then your senior in highschool and the kids that aren't college seem like they're super super super super old,
when I was twenty two gonna thirtyth birthday party like
Damn you gotta go hard for thirty year old, like the other
the thing is our oldest fought, yeah and now now I'm that old, and I like realize how the young people look at me and I'm like damn like. I am not a kitten him. That's that's where it's like acting
kit and being a mature. Take your fucked
thirty two and as the older you get the
less like age Matt. Like I
so it s kind of the same age now
yeah I mean like, like did you like Billy's alot yonder? Thus, but he went over thirty. It's like
hey. You could be friends with thirty year old, like ass, not that's totally normal.
long sighted, for you are my cool thrones fat randy's back he's drain off its broadcast of it. World needs more fat, randy billy! Yes, it wasn't that stupid.
Because I get we're saying you are party
also. I would. I would say that if I had no responsibility, I would I would be able to work significantly more,
although I still work a lot so it's, but I get would say so tat stupid,
but it's like, I forgive your tribe you. I could only see like. Oh that's right now.
that's can be more spun, is Billy's personal sacrifices are.
casually, not getting drunk authors, and that's it. That's that's your service and I don't know how did I get? This sounds really bad at it. I don't like you, since you storm on the beach every every throughout the night that you have to work in the office until eleven forty five
that under your troop, none of us also like out
right now. I would like to hear your like you guys, like you, have your kids in like when you go to work. You like I gotta, do this cause? It's not just for me.
so they go like I like that. I'm hoping that kicks in when they got it
wait out a higher power kid erst its. I said: oh stupid, ok through
come on nah. I didn't think it was as stupid and the more I think about our ability or hot sql truck on my hot seat is, I think you guys we we touch on a little bit baby bronx, dad a video got out of hat, really bad
dodge areas. Add really sad and kind of hope hope. I hope amy drunk
least makes its de three football, which leads me to my next hot see out. Baby grog beats the fuck out of his dad. Yeah now would be awesome by
the successes, I mean that a lot of pressure veer feels very exploitative at this point, with payment gruenstadt, if
didn't see it. The other you got leaked were a part of you know we are part of it doesn't feel exploitative with baby dicks
well baby, dazzle papa baby. You can't exploit baby get. Maybe there
But I want baby digs around me all the time
can we all the videos? Wait, you see a peaceful way.
but basically he's an interview with a podcast end pie. Catches are asking baby ground questions and then they rocks tat keeps
helping him and telling him to repeat what he says in Riyadh questioned its prayers
It wasn't my other hussies dietrich football.
Boss. I said that ninety three football
crazy, pointless and just like you know, we do
de three football go. Do
It's very rewarding actually am reaping the benefits of deeply football. Now I was when I was actually playing how just like you, like your friend.
Groups the guys you meet and play with that's college yeah, or I think we we. I think we got college friends. What about I understood so dave. They were saying that, like he wasn't saying all dealers Schwartz, he said baseball. He was argument. I was there for the the physical toll that you have to go through through football is a lot you. The amount you have to put in for the reward is is not worth, though his argument, thoughts.
like, maybe like, not even having a play off yet you gotta get kind of pointless. If you'd and not being able to talk to, you know like a pike, Ashraf
when you having off all communication,
The funny thing is that, when you're out out of it, you forget how bad the grind was- and you remember the great times in reminiscing on those makes it all worth it yeah, especially when you're sitting around with your buddies. I know it's probably just a college thing but you're like
You remember when, like yo Bobby little
still rely. Can you just like talk about random shared I get together marrow. I know I actually agree with Billy, like group, would suffer suffering through some bullshit altogether, as a group pressure makes you way way close with those people that you all went through that shit with together in this is probably just cause. It was my experience in like we think that its much more a fulfilling them like getting haste with your frat brothers by like properly, but we think it is much more failing to do that.
Cause it's cooler. It's at teach their own, but at the same time, at the end of it you walk away with like you, don't you get it
you get ya, do how are your best friends for life when I was what
echo about second about how mad you are area when, when no, I haven't really came out no reading it just like he doesn't get it it's fine using the glory is, he does yea, doesn't say the ups and downs of high school for, but the array indeed refer, yeah, that's a movie. Could ok, I got it, but it was. It was sick.
yeah deftly yo. If you're looking for reach out to so you would do it again and narco d want to walk on at a bigger school. I was not land. Now is not a lot and we can end up out. If I try
I do want I'd, see d1 parties and be like oh shit. Why am I doing this and I will end up doing it so deeply.
was actually better than d1 football. Yes, in turn,
moulding young men products,
kind of like when I'm like. I would never have wanted to go to college and like a warm weather climate like who would want to do that yeah deep down. I know that's fucking bullshit yields.
Exactly
And then I drink is due places is telling get fucked up by Israel. Sonya excuse talk in some crazy shit about being the only afghan fighter in the. U s, c
and israel dishonours, like pissed off his fuck, and he wants to manifest killing him in the ring, while greater I'll be what I yeah.
my cool throne is air rogers because echoes and hasn't made his life hell on the field, so that that's good two years ago,
Why has he made? It have an off the field, the very still out.
Ok, Jake finish off my hearty
oakland ays ownership, so choose that. I hope the fans of oakland are planning
reverse boycott at the stadium. So instead
not going to the game. There actually are going to go to the game and try to pack the colosseum
they also have one. Six in a
and the royal while seminar row. So there are now tied with the least amount as we all leading that we signed within aligned yet flock john fail. It's gotta be around environment in oakland tonight, so I I I
stan does thing that their try
new which, as we want to show in force that were still like a committed fan base. Despite what our own restricted due to us
at the end of the day, though you're also giving them money right, yeah, but I get it. I get it because
Oakland has been the butt of a lot of people's jokes when it comes to like the possum that lives in the stadium or whatever, and a lot of stuff
that, but they still do have fans did baby
this terrible baby jigsaw, point intellectuals who s offer
If you mix those one catch is that would size. Baby digs is usually ears com
he's not he's not gonna be good. Yes, there are twelve.
fifty, but they won six around now they're eighteen and yeah fuck john fish
he'll be crazy. With open like water on this would have been.
the topic as well but John sterling yeah got hit by foul ball, cut the go in here: hero amazing,
grit, speechless perseverance, ah
creative personalism. No well he's had trouble with home run calls. So I can't really see where the boy can't track the ball very dantonio yeah yeah, but that wasn't really impressive that he just kept
for example. It was here that cable does it all the time?
can go up to the booth dry. Snacks, that would be awesome if he had stuck his glove out in front of John get a fever pitch right, doesn't drive or get hit, and we found like I got it: yup yeah great move everywhere: yeah, okay,
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max zone
he's getting ready for the. U s open at his house
of course, is it totally your home course start there
not even not even remotely. I played a golf career in college and everyone's, like oh he's, the favorite to win cause. I I won the pac twelve here, but
I've only played the course a few times and yeah I mean it. Am I it's in my home town, but it's not that
so you're. Not my own course is placed this bar to exclusive for someone like me, so it is your home courtiers who buy what you saw the favourite he shuddered at sixteen point there in college right I did
So I mean that to me that screams everything lives it is setting up for maximum was coming up party. I mean
yes- and I will take all the good wives I could possibly get. The major season has not been kind to me yet again
I'll, take I'll take all of it. If I need to say that this is my home course, then I'll I'll say it.
But yeah said the rat,
straight? It is twenty one
from my house, but
from my home golf course? Okay? So let's let saw it lets work on this majors thing because I'd I did want to bring it out anything there. Now you, u brown, nuts, I feel good. You know
able to discuss it
Why do you suck in the majors
I think I'm starting to put my finger on it. I tried
I treat them all the same, but I give notice that today I started again.
This party that I ask that in front of your son, yeah we're way literally being a human she'll, know you right now. I thought that I could you guys can be to me now. I gotta tell em like more anxious. Try
It's too hard, all the things I guess you'd hear in the other sport
where you know you get to the play off. That is
like sly, I,
that is not a mental block. It's like. I know what I'm doing by the still more like high strung or wound up, instead of just playing
often I noticed after
the after the pj and I went to Dallas further forward.
For the colonial, this house lab and I got eight or nine. Then I do something else playing off
you're getting special in at the piano,
I'm trying so hard. Never to make a mistake, though I think that that's it, but I know it
my boss, game, but man.
b to be determined, so we need to do like a hoosier staying with you, like
Hence the horse, ballpoint whatever it is wide there
they sit on us,
Yeah holds the whole union as a whole,
That's all we got to say you, you don't like look you you were born.
To get inside holes.
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Is the sunday is gonna, be on fathers day
you, ve got your son right there,
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I put a little pressure on me, as you said, daddy, my seven, my old, that he came in a room yesterday on the open, the door. He said, daddy.
You know I want to get your father's they give, but the best fathers date gift you forget is winning the? U s
bed, and I you know you poor little pressure on me
by no means that I know you can't
I know you can't leave me as a son, so he's kind of stuck, but I think he wants his dad to be a winner yeah. Now you just gotta give that to him. So I'm glad that he's here given me not only perspective but pressure. That's great yeah a little motivation. Now he does. He does he also because my son Chris, was saying the other day that max homa could never train hard enough
To be a member of smash, gc
on the left. You don't have to use its about yeah. So so maybe maybe you can explain, I guess
who was? It is no longer on Psmith smash golf club, but I guess he wasn't.
Working out hard enough for two to with Brooks
my wife is no longer on I've. I've only heard this the rumours, but apparently there is some rigorous work out in a row of sorts of births, disease of bees
I guess Matt didn't wanna. Do it anymore? I don't know, brooks didn't want him did I don't really know about man. There were
we'll stories, I laugh real hard and the way people told them by whom I wish
you don't, like all other live puget or set aside. I wish some of this was
more public because you know
in a league where they have teams like that, like a normal swore, I mean we get we get
with stories like lakers have all kinds of those stories. You know we got pat beverley doing funny stuff, we they someone was doing some on twitter, the other day where they said this is the funniest n b a season ever and there's the part where westbrook,
like the motivation speeches. I got just have one guys like what's up one, that's what this is about everyone's amused.
So I wish some of this.
stuff on on that score will come out, because I do think it's interesting funny. I mean this. This
saying that what happened with matt leaving smash- I mean it was that's
attainment guy. If it doesn't make anybody like look. Bad is just part of the game we worked offers. May we are not here not to you
and people had. I guess that would be a problem. It's the only like team. Golf doesn't work in my mind, but the only way that it could work is if you have
in fighting in this league stuff happen, and you can veto
evidently the iranian freak?
the exact, because, if you think about like
nba off season rules sports, like
actually might be more interesting than the sport for the first likes
seventy games
a golf ball with that in the last year and a half has become like this:
It's got. The fires got the Jews, so I lean into that. Could we have very little interesting africa, of course,
things happen ever
I know I would. I would lean into that sort, just based on vibes on on who you get along with on the golf course. If you were to make your own smash golf club, but I guess first of all what would the name be of it? Probably the have the homosexuals I would imagine who decided it really depends on who owns the tour cause. I don't,
the only flag that, like that over there, the who'd you drought,
pick mighty pfc, I'm going charley was number one. Europe is that we want number two
baby. Don't worry
I'll. Take only straight legs, big cat, yeah dude. I would play a little golf out. I am golf but louder when I don't bend my knees wouldn't expect. That would be so good if it's either the only rule I can be on it, but I just
I can never ever been my niece whatsoever
Has it been? I would assume right now like doing media kind of socks, because this
The question is about the live in the past
and pga. Are you
Are you at the end of it? Are you like I'd I'd? I can't keep it
questions to answer is I don't even have a you probably can have any answers to the question
we are being asked to view was.
excited cause. This is actually kind of the. This is the kind of
getting. I have my press summers tomorrow at three p m.
That will be the through me,
I would imagine. I don't know. How did you guys are going to get a little trick that we do is instead of
asking. The annoying question were like to how about these guys asking you this annoying question, and then you have to say
it's why you through are the true days.
I don't know it's. It is
it's one of those I'm gonna, do I don't know anything it has passed. He had nothing really. Apparently nothing was enough
Oh anything we were even told it was happening,
So I'm from playing that car, because
I guess it's it's become a theme, but you say something in our view: they decide
to do something else, you kind of you could always do the you know. Freezing cold takes thing like what a dumb thing that wasn't true at all
so I'm gonna start actually trusting my got here and is not saying a damn thing about it, because
I don't know anything so I guess time will tell, but what a world man this is crazy. You know what I was a little kid pranks
and golf trying to think about making a part in the euro zone, but I did not think it eddie point. If I got good enough I'd be talking about the air,
public investment for the girl. I'll. Give you an easy one, though cause you you're gonna, have to face the media. They ll have some tough questions. For you
here's these when you know the game fm k right, fuck miracles, what we're gonna do: oh yeah,
them k its.
Your wife, your wife,
two different versions of your wife and then Jay Monahan, so which one of those do yeah and he can't even be mad about that. Where he's, obviously the kill, bakley respect, yeah
wesley snipes cry. You could also bad day, but they got was wife first signal,
I can't we are once I dont know if this would play, but I've always thought that you don't want when, when they did this stare at investigation with congress and all that shit, and he had like more
choir being like I'm here to talk about. I'm not here to talk about the past here talk the future
sammy sausages, being like no oblong glace. If you just did no ABA glace like
could anyone say anything just like we did,
something that you just know. Somebody better be in spanish right is built
it's the end. Do they do covers the the corporate? Oh sergio dip dip with the alleged yeah? You realize the one in there and just start rattling some off and I'm just absolutely lot. You could just speak italian, the entire time to get to speak with your partner, to you guys labelled me as like much more italian yeah, I'm like a mutt, but probably ten percent italian. I'm italian too, am I cool yeah we have speaking of which I and we we did do the psc has gotten better. Has
better. I don't
throw ada because on the bus under the bus there have been a couple good ones.
Yelling, I'm not going to call you a pervert, doesn't count, know that doesn't know that person's band have persons been listen, I'll, say it right now. For you, man,
playing in his home course.
in his mind, he thinks the favourite which is not even close, so
that was used
Everyone needs to come together and be as support of his possible from access weekend like this is this should be,
unlike for some reason, everytime Phil plays in in new york. People love em, like
everyone needs to be behind max one
percent there can't be
any funny business. No p.
and I mean they like fun. You did if we see any p words here, an epa words your banned from the shall we will.
We will find you. We will publicly humiliate you in front of everyone.
somebody maybe la pretty hard there like how did brooks ropes, get brook city
blake of the year in october, yeah. That one is thought that you're right, there's probably I mean he earned that but yeah no we're going to be listening to up we're going to be watching. If we hear the p words out there,
taking seizing coming up in what three weeks all yeah for weeks, Werner thought about: why don't throw the date and those in the mines? I also agree that this is the biggest challenge that they ve had.
arms not give if they want to be what seven time winner or time, winners
This is where you step up to the plague is: will I will take it away? You give it to the daddy I ate up. U else, do not win
the you know their eighth year in a row, ninety or whatever? It is
I the to take ease, I will say I might have to bring back to olive olive day, w else who have been meeting. I might have to start saying the the suck my dick thing that we don't say yeah. I might be wrong like that, but seriously everyone's gotta be fucking cool about it cause we will not, we will die.
I had appeared year again with his podcast
prince Harry there's a lot of good,
odd, cast our
they could get angry, but without it
The flow that'll be that'll, be rough mean, girls are having a good year. I mean girls pods popping off, I dunno what they call the. How about how about only stance with glenny balls, I mean that's that
The number one is
I guess you back. His waking is jean remarkable. Is
That comes across my socks.
Good. I've been around bologna enough to just I just now
We saw that in his cards with
Yes, you know women.
begging.
begging him to be a part of their their profession,
yeah, my at mile miserly, taking advantage of this, the press it set
it sounds like you're a listener to only stance
I'm a instagram you on my feed listener for the ball, I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna get. The p were gone again. Ah
the gutter balls, the woeful ball street. Did you see the very like there's an actual article?
the other day that
see a cam.
I gave my ok now
he's gone. You better, not fucking, suck on this weekend. Ok,
though, but the woeful ball strict offers a press release some dick pill, company
Their stock went up by like eighty percent.
and because they announced the sponsorship was glenny balls and only that come on he's moving the markets. The guy is the fucking good
balls has like the greatest job. Flesh is the greatest at a job.
Than anyone has ever done like he is he's just an incredible, so I gotta I gotta tell one to any story. I mean I don't think this is a I'm proud of him for this, so this is a good story, so I'll be not upset,
sharing the up, you know behind the scenes stuff, but
when I did my sunday conversation with caleb like last year two years ago. Whatever
I had no taylor, quite a bit by I'd, had never met glennie. So hang out any whatever that night me, taylor, bannock up my friends, went to dinner
At dinner, I was just kind of asked why everyone was like. You know: it's glenny guy. You know what you know seems like a trip. You always got the hawaiian shirt on. I help. You know these
You know he's built differently. Just follows: gonna eat the ice cream out at once. You know, what's the deal like, how is he cause he gunny at all
talk to me like to come meet us out that night, I want the bars.
and he's at all. No glad he's a man he's like also he goes. It gets more girls than anybody I've seen now
come on, like actually glennie balls like his glennie balls girls.
all about him. They give us yet all about himself.
Glenny here comes with us, we're going out the bars, glennie
rowan and thirty minutes later I would say. Finally,
after glad he gets the table, there are two girls on his are resident. They do in the case of base like,
I told you that he's a guy he's got though we we might have to cut this part out, but there was one time where glennie was a. He was out of commission. He was on the dl for two weeks with a sprained neck because he ate so much pussy yeah. I was going to say that sort of pf Tito, so we cut it out. Yeah yeah, he came back. He was like. I can't move my neck yeah. No, he was like why I was eating like uncle junior in court, for the real uncle junior, I mean what the fuck yeah now he's the man as a man field. Earlier it's the old arnold line. Eating is cheating
so he's I thought we keep oversubscribed.
seems like his own rules, so he can. He can do whatever you want. Yeah. I get another boss related question, but it's actually, but it's about the the golf ball does. Does
I have a ball problem. I've been reading a lot about how the play
onto worthy there's, some sort of like
a period where you guys can I you can submit your reviews of
whether or not it applause have gotten to good. Have them.
He's gonna do good and golf
I mean the balls are quite good.
There I believe
Are they to good? Is the question I don't know it's weird. I guess
We only know what we have said. We are like it and don't want to have anything change.
My thanks also more time to lose my mind. So boys
that's ok! We have like half your head. It's fine is actually better. Is I you up?
If you're listening to this go watch on youtube,
so.
If there's a problem, it is the word the us open is is run by the usa. The usa is the one doing this. They think we have a our balls, are too good and and
They have an issue because they ve been over hosted a bunch of golf tournaments. I've kind of gone awry. They ve made a couple rules, changes that
the eleven light I like the usda,
What I like most of the people, you Jake,
if they're in this weird spot, where I feel like if they told us that the sky was blue, we would say no it's purple at this point like there's just not a lot of trust, so we,
we were getting reports about what why the ball is so good and I just don't think a lot of guys are a hundred per cent in on their info, but
I also think army himself is that we want to change. Want change. Balls
my balls, my boss, feel feel good.
When I got him in a bag, and I won't take him out of the bag. They feel good too. So
this must be a joke, and that sounds fuckin painful.
I guess I guess from my go of your perspective, I've never once watch galvin and been like. I can't watch the sport anymore. The balls are too good
Is there an impasse kind of my take? There are the stick goes out there, the gothic, those which I get there the gulfs it goes to the golf course as they think are playing to sort. Now you know work where I guess
playing it to how they were designed, anymore and and there's an issue.
With you know, make it having more land and how what are you gonna keep doing just knocking down trees in harm's way? You can't keep, may the golf course longer and longer
one angle. I guess, but I just don't know any of my many.
friends who casually watch golf who have themselves? I'm not turning this shit on on Sunday, I'm so fucking sick of watching rory, Mcilroy hit driver and then a wedge like, I know, they're sick goes out there. I know there's,
great I'll fans who are in a deep and their very invested. I just don't think that for the majority of the fans
that big of a deal. So it's just a little bed, I'm not so sure where I stand on it
I like what I play. I die. I don't know it just doesn't seem like a big enough. The other make this big of a fuss about it, but I mean should
as a golfer, I don't. I don't really know shit about anything. I dunno shit about fuck, so yeah. You could say that now cause Kansas the other room an hour ago,
that's something because we should. We should talk about a positive vibes. Going. U s open! Sixty.
This course still is the course record. Ah what
Is it going to be set up similar distance? Was it if I know they make the? U s open
very hard every year, but, unlike
Sixty one probably won't happen just by the design, but is it like
pretty much the same course that you have the course record on
similar I mean I wouldn't let my home golf course change too much after the sixty one but
it is no longer some people are saying they max proved it. I don't know. I just heard a few people few murmurs
but nowadays they liked it actually quite a bit they've added since he's on the par threes. I dunno, if you've seen that picture that went around two hundred and ninety are part three cheese that was not there when I did that so yeah it'll be it'll, be a bit longer, but they haven't changed too much of the golf course
I think, they're gonna make it burma. The sun came out today, so they can start making it really fast, and I mean
I can't imagine it plan to work to a place where you could she sixty one. By saying I mean I've seen crazy things done,
I would love to be. I loved it somehow go back to their places about far something like that, but
I don't know play if you paid off course and Agatha get. I could have seen it
but I just imagine by thursday it's gonna be a different golf course, which
I was just so. Would you shoot honour on a two hundred ninety yard part three way: would you take out your bag?
today. It was downhill a little downwind, so I had three iron but there's another part. Three on the front.
seven that was to stick
five in lithuania straightaway three would mean it's a monster. I could see again
you know what the
Opening up the amateur qualifies the qualifying for it. So you get a lot of.
Or at least a handful every once in a while have guys who you know don't play professional golf there they're just that they qualify for the us open.
All those guys are hit a super far like the young kids. These days
and I can see some. We haven't bang driver on one of those two part three, which is a tall task over there.
Bear golf course, but you look at that number is pretty danzig by you know.
A dimple heads like us, know that part of the better
If the construct is just about how many total seventy two at shinnecock, I mean you could call it even par, but it's just the seventy two. Then I go driver on par threes, no matter what the distance that actually works, my gay straight leg straight dry snort, but ninety yards driver straightest just take a little bit off of it. What so we get back so that sixty one like
when you were shooting that sixty one were you in your him in your head like holy shit, I am so on fire. We need to get back to that backs.
But I knew I was bought out. It was in,
this day,
yeah, don't I was one of those one of those.
I believe I want those days were everything's going right.
Well yeah. I guess I could get back that max. I mean it.
It was in California. Obviously so the golf gods treat me quite nicely in this state.
So I'm hoping for a little bit of that magic, but every once in a while, you know the kid can get a go and it's a it's been a while, since I fired a sixty one about ten years, but
I am ass. I feel good luck and I'm not gonna sit up here and guarantee a sixty one or anything near it.
It is nice to play golf course where I know that I have done so
Pretty great, yes, and they get to play a major bombing
feels like that feels. Like part of part of positive vibes, only I mean as very positive yeah. I mean look back at what happened with vast, its Patrick right
when he one that was on the course of usage yeah like to his home, coarse and masters. I know it is the englishman on Gaza.
It is neighbourhood of boston tat. You can do it. You can you can definitely do this. I've been watching videos this week of a people
dropping balls into the rough and watching them disappear.
Into the bermuda grass. I love that
if you're out there, you know
playing in the? U s open you ve got.
Spotters you ve got guys that will show you where your ball went. If you were not there,
You played in this rough without
spotters. How many balls you think you'd lose just by missing their fair way by ten feet
not as those videos provocative knowing by people
it is becoming a yearly got the desert. This. We like
we seriously jennings day the ball here, but it off the fair,
I the rough, not really that bad. It's not like a normal you're sober, it's not grey, but it's not that bad, but where they're dropping it's behind a few of the greens, where they let it grow
Thank you would lose out many bars
your second thoughts, overgrazing, if you do now spotters, but there's a couple spots around. This is I'll, give a law inside
his bar, when you get when you guys watched this weekend around the bunkers, is the longest thickest grass
known to man and europe,
barely miss the ball going into the bunker, and people can be self blocked.
so frustrated because the balls gonna be. You know to three
That's for being good and it's gonna be so so so bad and I were you could deafening with a couple in there. I lost
we lost in our group yesterday left of aid we lost a bar too.
hey
in there and it is now
good. So I can see that, but I don't
I'm the guy would lose a ball here without spotter, but I mean
I have to say that some professional yeah, but there's been a couple of us, opens where, if you didn't have spotters, I guarantee you I'd lose to three or four of her shirt. I always love the guy that says, like oh he'd, rather be in the bunker there
right next to background tough break, because actually the sand is preferable. Yeah yeah
that? That's that's all it out. I was watching the canadian open on sunday and I-
and I m a dimple- had been blown up to all the rules. Fleetwood just
like absolutely crushing one into the stands and getting a free drop. I then spent
ten minutes
my couch being like exerted in its just like hitting, is hard
You can write. It stands over and over for free drops,
and then I realized? Oh yeah, your professional golfer, see comprise aim for the pin, but have you thought about
just like letting it rip
just like what does it matter? It's a fucking! I get it
drop
so far you mentioned that one of my favorite joe stories, my caddy
we were in minnesota,
three years ago, maybe and at the last hall par five in the second shot all over water and we
between three iron and three. Would
in the past. You know it's just just pass the water and then there's the decent on agreeing a bunch of rough in an aggressive stance, and I remember when I think about only three on great: it's gonna go in the water, but three what value too much so Joe goes
listen, he's like I've got a great idea is that it's three would if it
If it comes out really good it'll just fly long and about into the ended, I woke up. Backstop basically backs up in the bows into the grand stand, and
stop in the rough. Maybe if you hit hard enough, it'll it'll shoot back onto the green and these
it can it kind of kind of cocky about the way said like it's brilliant, like your genius, is. Why pay the big bucks so
three would I hid it in its right at it, but it's it's. I had it good towards its deftly going over the green of the stands.
And he's yelling was in the air hit that
The backstop I it was two hundred and eighty yards away and I can still hear the ping of one of the metal parts of the structures it hit. It hit. The
had sent her pole, shot straight back path,
the flag into the water yeah. I go to look at jones. I honestly have all the bad. You know what are bad shots to get through. Whatever of all the things I want to look at jokes, I was going to lose my mind laughing cause. It was just everything went
perfect. He thought it was grey. He was talking about it or whatever. I want to go, find Joe, and he was already like thirty yards Adam yeah. He thought that he broke the course that he broke the game. He was basically me sitting on my couch, so you should. You should check that. It is
at the end of the term of the canadian open when we do got tackled.
Had trying to celebrate with his body like sprain champagne autumn. Have you thought about who you would like
spray champagne on you and then also get get jacked up on the eighteenth green.
I can honestly say I've never thought about that
you'll be funny.
I think there is a lot of funny one year, patch agreed. That would be funny.
Bright and makes these kinds of things funny, although these big and I've been made me the big data
people can if he lifts anymore prices, and that is a big anymore, I'm not that big
However, we do
hey, I don't.
Hat
when I do, it's, not a big fella, because nothing, the everyday use an easy target. I would like to know if someone like
brooks his eyes was doing when Adam was debated, that security car would feel the same. Yeah kind of
bottle, but I don't belong at the table that when there is a lot of funny people actually right now, just in thomas took a bunch of money I'll be the days I'd like to get tackled. Actually, that's my answer forever. I would love just stop thomson already fowler that before you Ricky just go fly off his knee and bell ring. I was my larger day, so he doesn't deserve that active parameter. What happened I will man has been offering a one last question: robot question are each obese kate our economies could take for twenty percent?
your first purchased uses polos hoodies
jogger shorts as wearing shorts all weekend rollback dot com.
we could take for twenty percent of your first purchase I'd so
gotta think positive, we gotta think don't push. It
you are great, your great golfer you're about to go to your home course. We have sixty one eye
wants you to know, and this is really questions more just a statement its
others day, obviously, for you, you're doing
for cam we got to visualize, cam being
and your arms at the eighteenth green after
input. Also, remember all the day
and I'm not gonna name names, but some people who we don't really like you and consider your friend, who
bet on you also
of children
could be ruinous father day for them too.
Yeah and then some of those friends or have a big move upcoming yeah. So it's a lot of stress and and also some of those friends again not going to name names.
had wills sell towards the? U s open last year, also on fathers day any miss that put any screamed. What the fuck,
in front of all his kids and fathers. So we don't want to have a repeat of that. For these hyper
michael fathers out there.
That's where I was
legally speaking, though it it does seem a little bit easier to get over. After hypothetically one of those friends made like seventy thousand dollars in electronics, yeah yeah, but I'll tell you what, when when people say like oh yeah, you know like a bad loss and then you look in your kids eyes and all melt away. That's bullshit! That is it
I saw you last year in the: u s open,
my son actually said, data needs a break and I yeah right that is so
here's. What we're amr room for you hard! We got all the power behind you, you just gotta
a positive thoughts. You can do this, we know you can do it a boy.
I feel good, knows every time, but I do feel now. This has ever it. If this,
different,
takes one you know, and man, maybe that is this one. So I'm excited it will be for me, I'm gonna play.
Others say: gonna play a major championship of my hometown is sick, so it'll be it'll. Be a blast I'm looking forward to add to it,
Give it a very happy fathers day for all of my gambling friends,
who are dad's out there. Let's just you baby steps to you, you you ve done. The baby steps are making the caught in the majors left to be understanding of what
a top ten going into sunday.
In the media in the mix up they legislate me play golf just play golf on Sunday. Let that be. Let fall wherever it may.
I just get in the mix and then and then let it rip, I'm all, I'm all. In on that, I just want you to shoot as good as you possibly can. I want you to be the best max that max can be
That's it. You know the rest adjust number, no yeah. Your best is,
actually shooting a sixty one. Every day he prevented unbending adoptees. Just do that again, force
the work carried out we say
thirty, six under power. I, if I don't win now what I think I got this problem, a hall
well yeah in the wise words of Russell westbrook, just we're just gonna have fun yeah we're just kind of hungry and fun. It's it's a successful day, last tip for you. I do this as a larger man who doesn't like to work out when I go on the treadmill I put a towel over the screen so that I,
have a look.
The mileage slowly creep up. What, if you just?
big, tell over the leaderboard and you're like I'll. Just
Let me know on sunday where I stand, I don't
I think that would be all die of you, businesslike.
It was us open, you never know you guys can over and you're just like look at Joe did. I went right now. You got forty second I'll I'll, put a towel over the treadmill and I'll I'll get on it for like thirty minutes and then I'll. Take it off and it'll be like
You run one point two five might want to: fuck is ass. All tat ran two miles and like seven and a half minutes, no man,
the record bullshit
oh, who who was it,
another
sort of turmoil record, yeah jake. I feel
that's all you're all right. Last last question: you think: there's some rumours now the jake's hole in one was fake. Any
Those people are idiotic and I had a whole lot starting to think this through all those designed to think the
rumour might be true.
Though crime
funny story day before Jake I the day before your whole, and why one of my best friends stephen made his first swollen one
Group chat with him and my buddy kyle, who has or has not had a whole and one system
region, our cow is a little bit. Journalists and the next day
your video gets kind flown around our group chat and my friend kyle said something to the tune of. I need to get on the golf course. A sap, the golf cart gods are clearly asleep right and I'm just saying it was point
to me that
my initial reaction when someone said that video is fake was, as I
jake, would never fake anything he's most.
This guy, no and the person
exactly and others like yours if it gets reveal that its fake I'll do the reality
ok about what our you to reveal. It was just pay rise. Friends, ethical, peru, housing I'll just say that it was. You have actually done by the way like you're the way you do cheered and hide. Your friend shares
Yeah! I was telling you ursule heard. I was asking about the accusations of my friend over the weekend
oh yeah, you should have ran up to the ball. I'm sorry when you get a whole in one you're, not thinking of every step.
Of how you're gonna fuck you take that breaks out of easier. If you fail to eat a, why would you run up a view if the balls not in its convenient right I'll, have the full video of,
a friend running up and giving me the thumbs up the one who was running yeah. He was just show the thumbs up, I would be like. Please can I go for the body cam on me at all times to activate it on par threes and short par fours. Just it's just the goalposts. If I didn't have a video, no one would believe it now. I have a video, but it's not good enough
either way it was probably fake, put max where I, when I thought my next scorecard, I'm gonna just casually put in a whole unwanted. Just like just let it sit there. Could
If you could please reach will be like holy shit.
Grab a hole in one out appreciate that
I am a you buy me a beer and then ok done deal maxine. You also get us one of those hats that just a media mess did you see Trae one of those cetera those hats kick ass, those and the ones that just say grit on them at a golf tournament or credit buying. What I got it I
and that was I was like, so you don't need a credential anymore. You just need to go into the pro shop and buy a media. Anybody can buy citizen journalism yeah, I love it. I will marry that,
you so much best luck? We are voting for you very hard and I go get em.
Thank you. Thank you very much. You guys are the best pft. I love you guys!
cargo. Are you gonna? Do I want to get real quick? As you got the boy you are twenty five again. Twenty five has been overdue avenue mason. I was thickly not only before Billy. I numbers max, has sixty nine I'll, take it
Nineteen eighteen I'll, take twenty five.
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Ok! We now welcome on our very good friend fox,
time. Major champion Brooks captcha.
We are, he is just to set the scene
watching his peas go to
very sadly, get legal approach up curie up
I'm sure they'll get in a fight, maybe when the fight at the end of the game. I hope so, but
this parliament, then we're gonna, wind, that's all
We can't let this, though effect
It's going on this week, because we we
nobody on the fact that every time you come on before major you when the major this is the weak
the country club.
Let's start with how you feeling give us general vibes, you feel good. I mean lot lot of things. The news last couple weeks, how you feel it
It's been crazy after five feels great,
the honest! Yes
of sobered ups rebecca,
the entourage ready to go yeah. So
that's what she had to take a few days after
yeah. It's actually a smart move is to just get real banged up right afterwards and then you feel great in a week later. That's that's like thinking.
Seven dimensional chess. We saw you at the peas game,
the internet, yeah the internet, had it's fun with you at at the panthers game. They didn't understand just how locked in you were on the hawk yeah. Oh, I was locked. I was glued
I boy was afraid I was going to miss something. When you were, then the heat came the next night. I
you just cast like you looked cast aside, the he gave the he gave us
it was here. I think I'd sled plight.
five hours, the total?
Well, he came. I was I was struggling to stairway gonna stay, the drive down was miserable it like too
half hours, and there I was
it was. I was big dopamine. They lost in the mid way. Worse,
the driver
for yourself, I got it all out of my system, the army. It makes you appreciate the good day
Yet what does your? How do you like it here?
when did you start to feel like that sort of being like injuries you know being injured, makes you appreciate your help, know being hung up violently hung over
for four days makes you appreciate being not not on over here
The worst is the day like your sober, and you get that first, hang over
but then the delayed onset happens the day after your sober. That's all
worse yeah. I just I just figured. If I just
drinking that I'd be alright yeah, so that was more the the plan I was on, so it was a solid three days or two
Just as I was banned.
yeah. You deserved it so today I heard that you just sixty two days later, you're just like that
it will go with that. Ok, would you choose something around me? Ok,
There is definitely report. I BT, Jane Wilson.
Those who lay suddenly them.
ok nice. Now I heard a little party told me that this course place slow. Is that true?
I don't understand how a course complete slow.
so like a log jam anywhere. I that's the only thing I'm worried about with you this weekend.
I mean, I'm not really sure issue and playing behind, but you know
Certain people are in front of me it could. It could play slow yeah.
by the same,
you ve learned the trick that you are going to tell anyone, but we know the track because we just picked up on context clues.
walk slower than you can't be held up exactly tat. You know
Oh no longer didn't bother me little bathroom break out
and I mean this is the perfect course for you. Ve got the playboy. Imagine that is overlooking the course it doesn't it like, isn't the back,
What imagine on this golf course it is
The only reason I mean I play this course in college before they re did it, and I was the only thing I remembered from it, of course, to the golf course was:
I didn't want him ready the holes, but I just remembered
they were major was on it.
Damn, shame! You can see it
on the whole placement on that
was a number sex. I care wages,
but that we should do in other, pin placement map and then have number six just be a bunch of each
yeah all over the us work side to watch. You play southern california golf I've heard, there's been a lot of people
talking about the rough day there. Their talk met. The rough I feel like is it's a? U s open and you have to talk about the rough
Really that bad or is it just like a few spots? It's it's bad
response, but
I'm not really honestly. The practice runs a hand in it. I like that I like them, yet
I'm just planet are not going units within about should be
yeah martyrs. Why don't have a sandwich who had
jackie bow, the bunker driver and butter. I got that I got the guys you're playing behind so,
Billy horsfall crisp kirk and Brian Harmon other five young knight poem,
It's a good start. I liked that. Yes, hadn't been looked as he was in front of me, but I liked that yeah, okay, alright, we feel good. What was the workout? You were doing where you're just jumping up and down in your pool
oh yeah. Oh that was your day wanted. Yeah,
I sorry it's been a bit of a blur. Lately he has a little bit of a detox, had good little sweat, going,
I dunno my train is actually trying to get me to go in the pool right now. But I'll be honest. Some one hundred per cent way too lazy internet to look up your trainer sounds awesome yeah we. How does that work if you're trait, like you, hide
trader and he's like
works is sound work out, you can say no yeah. I've had my bag,
my mouth is right now I'm trying to get the game
We ve had the game on tv. Some tried and use every excuse in the book right now. Yeah like two papers are on our road feel like it.
Panthers goose value by thy, I'm gonna be depressed, her little bed,
and yeah. So I'm trying I'm trying to pass today, you don't wanna, be depressed in a pool. That's a sad look. Just like kindle roy
We set to work out that that we were hearing about with. Is that this man,
gc work out.
No, it's not that it's not that it's not that it's not dismayed smash worked approaches. That is, is more, you got to do it, it's easy.
what does that mean? We could do the other one to you. Just were in the pool jumping up and down.
Yeah yeah did you guys are athletes against it off
I just saw It- and I was like- is this a workout or is he playing in this pool de know both those but the other smash
see, work out. Sir, are apparently really tough. Ah
whereas, but that's what I heard
Where react with
the naming of your son blake yours,
They are working on that.
No that when you were messaging jenna that she announced she somewhere back
bar new somewhere? But I
Honestly, I win this wages solidifies, it
negotiate. We did make it deals. You said: if he wins: u s open, then I get to choose like I, Jana gets name
the child, which she is.
Burst, so she probably should get right first refusal, but I said deal so
maybe just maybe me in genoa, handle it yeah
You guys keep just german over we'll get the baby's name. Eventually theory, I kafka. What do you think about that?
that's pretty good how it a good state. Let's say you tried,
I tried to go with one of my sons, D, cats and that was shut down quickly.
prime,
we we're talking max seconding about these par threes on the coup,
what are you hitting on the on the two hundred and ninety yard par three?
I three iron and three with
on one on both of them are stacked, is stupid. The two of them that are that distance mean they're, basically part force. That just happen-
the party's, you think anybody got lay up.
There's gotta be a short hitter out there. That definitely does, but you can't do that.
let's say that, like my dr topped out, it probably does top out around two seventy to eighty
Knowing that it can reach the green? You can't lay
one a par three at? U s open! Now you Jeffrey smacking, daddy,
be deftly guys smart driver, which it would be quite funny. That's can be on the aid and then there's one that could play like
seventy five yards weight, which is really one of the parties yeah. If you go to the front of the tea box and put the pain in the ass
it can village. Seventy five Jesus. That's
Driver on that, to take a little bit off,
by the way you see so our colleague Jan rapport did a m or why
video with math Fitzpatrick. From last year's. U s open hake had the good idea
Maybe we could do on with you from the p.
yea, championship saunders,
up right now, whole one you hit driver, I was sick. You fucked
crush that crushed it murdered it literally
I don't know, go in the farewell yet in yeah, and they would just me
yeah and then too
I don't even remember the opiate, the border yeah, there's a a good read, does a really good record like we. We we are perfect yeah, we got it all yeah. What's a good score here on this course is par. You were saying like couple of weeks.
parts scored b, J is parked score here
their visa, with the ruffian, they're gonna. Think honestly,.
The winner will probably be six under okay. If we are going win, I mean that's. Why I'm on here
yeah yeah through this- is the final practices. The final
this is more important than doing anything with trainer.
yeah honestly yeah. I turned down all interviews, basically at the course this week. I knew I was coming on here. This is the only one that matters and
yeah
What were your mental coaches yeah just go out and fucking kill it yeah, just fucking crush it honestly. I just need to call you guys before every round
be my actors will do us will brook stewed, you're, sick off just go be sick of your brooks here to day to day to call me
listen if you win, if you in this weekend, he's gonna be in a world of her
because he was already in a world heard after the pga
and tat. He went radio silent
the last round, so he, if that happens again this
this weekend, I dont know what he's gonna do yeah. It could be interesting every day.
do you listen, there's a real question: do you like this
you're now getting like talked about legacy and shit like that? Do you care about it? I mean you care about a little bit.
I would assume, but it's kind of cool to be like once you get five.
This is getting smaller and smaller as you climb up there yet crazy.
I don't get you think about it right now. You don't think about it. The moment can be called a reflector.
It? When I'm done plan yeah
when I'm dying, oh, my dear mouse, sick run elsewhere.
can't fire. These things now work in our way to six this week. Yeah, just
I think, looking back will be the coolest thing but like when you're in the moment and you're doing it it. Just you just keep, keep plugging
it'll be awesome if you got ten, oh yeah double digit man, S, work,
honestly, that's what I want yeah,
I think what only three guys have ever had double digits, yeah it'd be wrong. You've got to get them now, though, before charlie woods gets up there he's next up.
Your plane, charlie, we went fast. You will say this right now, because we consider you a friend you and max are our guys. We root for you guys over everyone else, once
woods comes on, were probably gonna lose your number
by the time he got I dunno. What? What is he right now is. Is fourteen we're grooming him he's fourteen yeah yeah. I got definitely up by ten.
in fact to be taught anything I've. One last thing
a question or ethiopia. Cicada come promo code
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I come by the way it is now six one nights. I dunno, if you still have the game on brooks as tough ah, but we can't can't think of
that's what I do want to ask you, though, is it
you do when this weekend.
To get ahead of ourselves, but it would be.
on a call. If you did like the m J, where he did the six
when he won the sixth yeah, I'm just saying if you just if you flash the five in the one
over and over to let everyone now just something to think about.
We do not all the way to vegas, ok I'll, be drawn
either way the pages and ensures better come. Don't tempt us that yeah yeah we ever really busy.
He kept. I found the gravity thing anything on Monday. Where are you going straight to vegas if you weren't sunday night? Absolutely? Yes,
we might have to meet you there. I think that you have outlined.
I gotta do. I did that after the first one and not show adapter sex. It's like four.
Do you have one that? That's that's your favorite major
I'll be the last one. I mean that's no, no way included, including the party, but like this one could job at all. Yeah you away
So the question question again: you know how you dance rooks. Do you have a favor major that evil and yes, the next
yeah? Ok, you're right it is red or it will brooks. Hopefully we talk to you sunday night, but wait is it really would you say it was
one, six six point: six one nights
I wish the older yeah exactly exactly. I thanks
Best luck, man
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stand women more now that you're in your thirties now? Do you think?
I'd say less. Are you daddy now,
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I have a very important and concerning situation, my boy
three years, and I are moving in together for the first time how
properly prepare myself for life in a nine hundred square for department. The men give me
any and all weird ticks or things he may do they
p s, I always mine and then is a second love. My life next appear to woo.
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I would lay down bathroom ground rules. The second you move in
There needs to be some communication about cleanliness.
The toilet: seed up seat down.
Were open door closed policy when it comes to pooping and really
Just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that at some point, you're going to be in the shower or here
going to be in the shower and the other
and he's gonna have to take a massive of damp and you need to figure out what you're going to do about that out. Yeah
never get the remote again stop fighting for that. Don't fight cassettes like
Listen, there's your apartment,
you're, going to be the one who, like even in the bathroom, set up you're going to get ninety percent of the bathroom he's going to get ten percent, but he also gets
so just remember that
I hope you have a pedestal. Sink, that's going to be important to your eyes of all sorts of weird shit that they put up also guys like stickers, so maybe do like a chart like all the chores. He does give him a sticker end of the week,
It's like a prize yeah. Something like that.
I'm with pity. The one bathroom thing is is.
That's the real! That's the real challenge, and I should say I hope you don't have pedestal sink
I hope you, the one, that's gotta, lotta counter space answer, can put your all your weird smell, motions and stuff
yeah. Probably he's probably going have like three things and it keeps in the bathroom
Your deodorant you're toothbrush
And maybe a razor yeah and besides that the rest is yours.
I am actually so am I
New house have moved into a scowl, yet
his her bathrooms and.
It's no bathrooms yeah. Yes, two bathroom shoeless
It's dawned on me that I now have to clean.
bathroom, unlike
gonna, be a war zone. Am I put up like a pink floyd posada?
make. It may have been my area carpeting down my poor boy, poster like one of those two chicks kissing that everyone here
yeah just spoken
Is this the guys of get a tv that the guys are all committed years? You get a tv in front of the toilet and then hook it up to like a super nintendo yeah. So you can play video games like poo. Is my fucking air, making it like an emergency man cave yeah that she retreat is won't, be a bathroom at all? He gets saved
just make it one seat.
Somehow I don't even have an option that put the seed up.
oh yeah, I like that yeah journal urinal, oh yeah, there'll, to be piss all over that sea. Emma sit, my
and I don't care
Lottery: thirty's, heck, father, three cat p have teeny weeny, baby eng max he's gonna call the baby to exist is completely
january as new one,
I, if I have I'm together for years, you so sweet, smart and I'm so excited to get married
Just one prob dig out
Can tell a we don't want to have sex at the same time of day
I like to have sex a neighbour for bed,
but he likes to do in the morning or during the day, when I try and night he says, he's too tired and just a sec.
When I asked him. Why prefers our sex during the day said? Is because he's more focused,
Seeing saying this,
the problem forever.
Cancel or what it I feel like. It's probably
addicted to turkey was say he probably expects to have sex in the morning and afternoon by, like five o clock,
it's gonna look like
I won't eat her dinner every night until, like
everyone else is eating, like maybe I'll get some scraps
maybe he's thinking like. Oh I'm, gonna have sex in the middle of the day and then by like five o'clock, he's jerking off he's like not going to happen today
and then, when you ask me, eight o clock is I've already jerk off
either that or of what were forgetting her at sports or on a night
so he might
you gotta watch sports, so you can say max. He also just wakes up with a boner yeah. I mean that's yeah, that's the clearing he might not. He already has a boner when he wakes up so he's like yes, so he might not even want to have sex and just wakes up, and it's like I
yet in here's, the guys are really dumb see you couldn't you could just train him. I gonna training a wild horse. You could start having sex
those ex everyday, three o clock, then a three fifteen. There are three
you, keep pushing back you'll, eventually, just you know get used to it. I add another tik tok, we're like the girlfriends wake up the boy friends,
like two am and pretend it's the morning. Do that
and have sex with him.
Also goes at like nine pm yeah. When he goes to sleep, then just like waco be like hey it's the morning. Oh I like and then be like hit him with the sex, and then it's like just kidding it's ten o'clock who I like, or maybe you get you just get six thrusts in the morning
compromise just put it in
six times
and then later on, you get six more times yeah.
Toys
our hats, crazier
How does it say without say with six about saying if you got six throughout few times a day? How does not want to make you? Let us know if you have six thrust suit, you can you can really make those last. Have you twenties anymore, Hank. That's like six, who times a day when you try to break a fucking record
How do I commence by thirty two year old fiance to stop worrying of vietnam, veteran hat and publish silly, but he got his hat and across country tipped the ex fell championship game and I hate it
thirty, two notably visa vietnam that arrives the weird and warlike respectful. My boyfriend is summarised my boyfriend border vietnam, veteran hat
a road trip that he took to the excess l championship game. I fucking love. This lay in paris a vacation we took their last year when he proposed is that in that anyone executive angry is that, as I know he is, is it he's a veteran of vietnam he's been there.
we have user per year.
in that house,
His life ended in vietnam, yes
put em on the wall actually wearing a world war, one virtue in tat case. None of them are alive, that's cool! Now I don't know
I don't know. I will billy what you are kind of world war. One veteran I've seen the pictures human to die. Ngos were why I'm a vampire- and it is built yeah
this guy rocks you gotta, a keeper suggests think you're lucky,
I'd like to Gaza. Where me more veteran hats, oh no schedules
our last. It is a good ones,
My fiance and I are getting married this august right around the corner. We need advice on what shoes you should wear fur suit, he's wearing light grey suit. Green tie pockets where he thinks should wear brown shoes.
That's one thing: blackwood look nice too:
you they want you to make the choice is the real question is right. I guess you don't know the answer to it was what color? Maybe it will make a choice? We wear two right. Do we look like soup guys, like re, proud of black.
light gray, brown brown, it
ends up indoor outdoor black brown-
egg. My grey suits with black. My blue sit around, and everyone says, look at this guy exact but young, where pants jake I
save its outdoors brown if its indoors black.
Gray suit I'm just gonna tell you what the first google, what color shoes just make it match the belt. That's the ruling
I last one
I recently was just goes to buy a guy who I have mutual friends with I'm goin on
Party this weekend with that friend group, what
The best way to handle possibly running into him while out on the lake without an escape route, you jump off.
I would say you gotta, just in person goes to you get it.
Drunk themselves
wait. What's the difference between ghosting and curving,
bring your telling them ghosting units?
here. Are the you got a curve him
yeah sure have him on the boat or just hook up with his best friend, but yeah problem solved. That's actually what you should do just make out with his best friend on the boat. Yes, you don't even have to like the guy, if you're on a boat.
don't wanna smooch international waters does account, are a great show.
How many friends of yours from your football team you so keep in touch with get him out
susan, I Y know I won't. I was one that I tell you sorry, we start at the same time I was energy. Every goes phd. Can like my love
it's ok. If these had sixty seven ted. I
I see a desirable,
is that what were you heard it with max he's? Only evolves really said on issues. I wanted to see nine of them. It's billy sit together. Sixty nine percent of someone else get sixty nine. When he can't pick it he's gonna break them. If I may now be created hurry and not really has want me to act rationally now I'll go. What do you want me to act? Rationally? Young well, go heads, seventeen!
No, don't break them. She plumage
there's one thing you know cause we want on the reality.
Yeah,
What more pieces you could restore his ex and I had sixty nine. I remember yeah. We could sell pieces on the machine going. What's your number twenty one, I hope I win. I hope I went on twenty one of them actually make you guys. Pay me jake remind me: I have to decide who we're going to have pickers ny. I always remind me that
pick someone to build an idea this week club you guess
joke it does harness racing in his
it's racing he doesn't actually get on the horses he's in a little carriage he gets like pulled
In fact you learn from a video yeah. I.
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