Dan Snyder is no longer in PFT's and Pardon My Take's life so a celebration is in order (00:00:00-00:16:09) . We talk about The Open Championship and Northwestern having a fat weird guy problem (00:16:09-00:31:26). Jake and Billy are still not on the same page when it comes to Mt Rushmore season (00:31:26-00:39:27). We then do Mt Rushmore of manly things that we wish we could do (00:39:27-01:00:38). Josh Duhamel joins the show to talk about his new show, apocalypse bunkers, the Vikings and I think we're best friends with him now (01:00:38-.01:35:16) We finish up with Fyre Fest of the week and the last lottery ball machine from the NYC office (01:35:16-02:00:16).
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it's a pardon. My take there's an abortion sport. I love the party might take today is a fry yea july twenty first and for the last time on part in my take, we will utter dance, nighters, name, pfc. Your team is
Surely free,
you have a new owner, congratulations Josh Harris! Thank you think egg. Thank you very much for. Finally, congratulating me actually
I. I found the news out today, because hank text
the group chat. Congrats,
and I saw that- and I was like what is hang congratulating before and I looked at.
The deal was done, the witches dead fuck, you
We won dan, the fans, one you're out
I bid see later
if you I feel
a lot of emotions day. I'm happy
I'm still angry at the man. I dont think that we should ever say his name again he's paying is,
sixty million dollar fine on his way out the door. Tat was the price
for his indiscretions, sir
two million dollars for fraud and
we're sexual harassment,
which hilariously reduces the value. The team to five point nine
billion dollars about teach him lessen the up. He only made five point: one billion dollars, profit off the sale, so owners,
think twice before before fooling around the books,
funny day they were
they're big league meeting up Minnesota jerry jones showed up.
Like a geriatric top gun pilot,
saying that he was looking forward to going out to DC the two ministers on capital punishment
I think jerry actually thought the who's gonna kill Dan Snyder today. I think that
in his mind, jerry jones- I, like the I, the meeting
fellas were there
for some make somebody snipers
in the door boom. Schuman back the head.
I was. I was happy to see jerry happy in that regard.
I've got a couple days, cider facts here. Can I do
one through some of the greatest heads,
Dan snyder era and then we'll be done talking about this bitch for forever. Yes, please, oh god. Alright, we are we by the way. We all congratulate you minus one person, but I think that
persons a little upset because they got their owner stolen today, because, if you
Josh harris's. You know
Opening memo to the wall,
in community. He was like this is going to be my main,
Focus I'm gonna bring a super wall to the washington. You know fan
the best brains in the world. He ate up a fan of the two year here. You know that is probably going to be as big as priority. It's going to be, everything else is on the back burner, I think, is exactly what he said he's like all the other teams that I own
don't know, which ones even are anymore.
to all who have here who's. The guy that I took care of philly, not care about him. I don't care about him me out. More he's got us in the right direction. Failure it max did not come gradually phd.
it was your well being, and we congratulate him. A million losers yeah. Now we we have, we done a lot of building we haven't. We are we published. We literally pop champagne in december then came over to my desk in december and we polish campaign, because they are so we propose you congratulate him than you do the party beforehand than you do the wedding like it's all. It's all one, one! Congratulations never pay of tee. What is basically like you know it set a birthday monti had her own, or
It's
owner selling a team here, yeah
a good year, it's the best that we have had in the in the last.
Thirty years of being a fan of this team.
I agree and give us a fax, some fun facts: ok, dance cider!
in his ownership tenure for the washing redskins commanders football team, hadn't,
equal number of play off wins
team name changes
bought sean tailored is too for both of them
he had more team names than first team, all prose
in the entire twenty four years he had to all prose to first team opera.
one was this year. A special teams
Germany reeves not a knock against that but like, if that's one of
all programs. That's like that's one of them. The other was it was a guard was bridge
So, besides that we had no all pro blair's first team for the last twenty four years,
We had a d e, a and f b. I read that nobody talks about from three years ago, where the rated r teams medical facility kind of shut up about that for awhile. Our best
Where of that era, trent Williams left a team because Dan
negotiating with them after he got,
scalp surgery, because the team doctors, misdiagnose cancer on his scalp and then dance said we're not gonna payment dime. We had to trade him for
with nothing to the forty,
there were now. He plays excels as greg
said the other day, he might be the best plenty and the felt the stadium range shit on fans.
Literally leech shit onto fans multiple times the stadium also
apart and almost killed jail in hurts he's
who'd grandmothers,
couldn't hurt their season ticket bill because
they lost all their money in the two thousand eight today nine financial crisis. While that wasn't his fault, we don't know that
I'm sure you gotta handles grandma's gonna pay
yeah, I'm sure Snyder had a hand in ruining the economy. Trust me yeah. He definitely did. I know Dan snyder job when I see one that had his fingerprints all over the day
a hooters at fedex field which rocks and then
They named it after are of k because they couldn't
the stadium after since it will do the next best thing- will neighbourhood
after an insider new stadium. While I mean if we
the kennedys he probably in
her life was like that is the most tremendous honour of all time. Yet just don't don't put a pool.
For people to take your dates. Do like the jaguars half. That would be a bad idea.
and our volkswagen might end up upside down. In there yeah.
they. Never one eleven games,
happened. He never one love games! You max out at ten, I think twice, maybe every
the team the unifil has had an eleven when season, since at least two thousand eight and the war
franchises last eleven when season was
eighteen ninety one pretty bad
yeah, pretty bad, and maybe the worst
and aggression he sidewalk captain, so
that will tell you something about his town evaluation right there, yet what is a sore that came up today were jake rude and said what everybody always knew, which was dead.
Snyder
make all the free
is he decisions? All the draft picks just based on on fire
just going off like games that he had seen on tv occasionally or if you wanted to
quarterback, you would come and say hey. I know you have a whole team.
Gouts, whose job it is to watch tape. I just really want a new toys.
can get a quarterback? Ok,
that only that one, because I saw that Jake ridden quote, I actually
Take was that bad, because I would do the same thing. If I wonder team,
I'm just being honest, I'm not being I don't wanna be a hypocrite if I were a violent team. I'd like that,
it have a draft border, but I know that I lost my money in a college. Ball game that guy
Yeah he's pretty sick.
and I would I would definitely put my foot down going. I want that guy
when I do not want to do is awesome. You might
I would like the first five years, but in the alley you might learn a lesson.
and Jake router was saying that the owners of the bangles,
to do that is up to
the bank was would sit on scout meetings in actual, like watch tape with
the guy's? They said yes to tell you what I still want that quarterbacks what's wrong,
yeah. So J was like. I respected that at least I think that would be the out. Maybe try to lease learn a little bit of something before I started, throw my weight around in the in the pre draft meetings, but I
I just know that like
it's one that I think you probably would be the same way p. I think everyone here would be the same way that if you owned a team, you would definitely be like
it's my team, I'm making decision this guy's cool was wrapped him, yet
yeah. I definitely would have that that issues like a fantasy where's, like I like this guy, have you see,
spiral refuges europe with one why exactly
Let's see what else they gave outward hands with a hundred million dollars
all he did was fail conditioning tests, and then he took a nap on Monday night football in the middle of a play, and then
and he started getting speeding.
his left and right, and he basically crippling football. So he could drink at the bar until friends how coolly
was that was it that was albert Haynesworth, the rest of screw basically,
he arm
There are also solve the
oversaw the worst playing field.
Maybe in the history of american sports at fedex field, didn't do it
the change it.
Fun,
leg injuries that occurred on that field? That was not change. Rg three ruin
m chase young alex smith almost
almost killed, Alex smith job row,
during petersen, right, dispatcher, kyle out just just a few names right off the top there
really. The list goes on and on and on, I could say
a whole bunch, more things about the man that I probably already said ad nauseam for the last seven years, but I'm glad,
that is gone, he's gone. He can't hurt me anymore, I'm excited by bitch,
and major shot out to dinner, say because who were
we're thought the generous. They would be the one that got this ball rolling.
When he sat in a golf cart smoking a cigarette outside the owners meeting saying I think the time has come
to do something about dance. I learned at the time we discussed it
began to move the conversation that we had where I sit, I would become a colts span and costly
took an order? If
this made danced. I ever saw the team. I
vaguely remember that and I'm going to say right now that you don't have to do that based on the colts new uniforms today,
when everyone is releasing like the course new uniforms and then the culture like hey,
What, if we just were duke football and
Is it's hard to fuck up a uniform release? The colts did its arms to give you an out just based on that one
light because already buckled season tickets, niles, I'm gonna be given him away to youngsters
are just really anybody that I feel like how much the how much of that cost.
twelve hundred bucks, ok, that's pretty cheap.
Yeah pretty reasonable. I didn't. I wasn't get great seats that I wasn't going to for that answer
we have to get you wanna match gal match, fucking. Ok! Now I wondered how puts its they get and I will be giving away courts tickets.
Every home game this year. I guess we're going to be at the richardson fence too. Was it just game time I'll? Do it right now, yeah it was
fifty four season tickets. So
I taught talked goes up. Our man get a figure out a way to give way during the season, though
people need to submit something to us. I would like to send youngsters, though
just like having
it's like saying, I sent a youngster to a game. We also should I mean Jake's, going to have to do this. I don't want to
to be in charge of actually having to give away any these tickets.
what? If we did, what we did a gym or say, look alike contest for kids, so I get dressed up in you
in like a or say outfit and the best
Baby say: yeah
tell me you're, say: seats, yeah, we're right! Ok, I'm gonna amateur by mean they are the ugliest uniforms. You guys see those
I saw those I didn't. I didn't silly hate the black hole
but they don't like courts uniforms it just so hard to like basically tee
now just released new variations, their jersey drawbacks, which the seahawks
One rules
the browns did white helmets
the basic release, anything in ever it'll be like instant,
two thousand quote tweets, just fire emoji
and then I saw the cold says. Like well, I guess you tried, I mean good,
guys fanatical season signal.
I'm want to do it right now,
they gonna look like
looks like you get them,
let me look it up. Somebody get the same section. What I don't
that you can get sick
It's right next door because it was a. It was a pair of seats that were kind of by themselves was hidden within the corner of the endzone. Oh there there
the corner. The un's but they're, not good seats in the quantity and sonya
we're in section six, eighteen, ok, great, I'm gonna get six eighteen as well. So what
we giving way six eighteen every single time? Six eight
In the sixth eighteen crew, exactly two two lucky for lucky fans going,
courts games all. How do we want to select each week like judges packer? Do we want them should be
I think people should have to pay us
grace value at least I dunno. We will figure out some way to determine who to give, which I am sure that we have a little of listeners in indianapolis that I'd ideally like to give it to people that wouldn't be
to go, see the games. Otherwise
we're gonna garth ever money again
It was the united kingdom's noble dyer, the early flee.
there's two t games at the end of the season, but everything else is early site.
You have to predict whether or not the roof is going to be open, and then
when MR say makes a decision about the roof being closed or not
we'll pick somebody who had the correct answer to that:
Gotta be great abdul right now, little twelve. Fifty
this law on bigger
plenty get seats available, also some bad ones yet congrats to whoever is gonna, get to sit in our four seats. Every single gave you do lottery ball
We were there's a lot of shit. We can do and when I say we I it is you jake
but he thought on this right in our thinking, I'm in by these tickets and transfer them all to you right now and you're gonna have to do it.
That's fine
when one is, I want to give germ generously a big smooch yeah. I just I just want to kiss his faces like grab his cheeks and just
flight. One right on that right on that mug is. Thank you. Thank you, sir yeah he's europe. Ok, other things
where the open championship that course
their courses awesome. I love you
as to din, but ah
bunkers, weird fuckin, justly
would the rough his eye at wyndham clark
and one of the most on athletic swings I've ever seen in my life. I just love,
of course that makes every one look at moments
like their us out there, and there were moments like that. It tony fee now had a pot backwards.
Out of a bunker, just
at a better lie, like bravo,
good job. What
royal liverpool. You ve done it yeah janet.
Had to chip backwards out of a burger. At one point, two
that swing by wyndham clark was one of the all time great clips of golf there, because the ball was buried. First of all, I don't know how these guys find their balls, sometimes they're, just buried in that deep, deep, fescue shit. You can't even see
he picked up his leg like he was an ice hockey player in a snapshot the up and his club
right under needs at the borders, decide about three yards and then, if
so credit whim clark as if I were in that position, I had a sham,
like that. I would just
right over the bonn it'd again next next, when we have to
You have to be better that, like commerce
down together.
actors, shot an approach
at the same way, for that I'm just going up to it.
hitting until the ball gets out, yeah just getting angry and smashing it. We had justin thomas who we like who's a recurring guest. Ah, he went bonkers.
Bunker. That was a tough one eye. They would end up getting on that last hoarsely
nine, I'm brutal.
the courses kickin ass, an
our guy max is looking good he's got
a aunt. He wrote on his golf glove n, f g, which, after
he was asked about it and he said he can't say it because of bad words. On swimming, it's no fox, given
Would it not not a racial seller, though not really racial slur, but he is yet like
Whenever works works, if he s a right that on his cleats great, I don't care. So
maxwell good brooks look good.
we're gonna have ourselves a nice open championship, yeah
it's nice leaderboard already, and it's a cool open leaderboard, because you ve got some players from countries that
usually don't see on on the leader board of masters. The guide us in time for the leader,
now said: Amelia right, Emilio yeah,
from argentina and there's an amateur whose tied for leader, whose, like six eight,
I don't know how he plays golf
I was reading about it. I think they they made a rule about how long the drivers can be. So if you watch him drive, he has to like kind of dip down, and almost
like he looks like he's the swinging with baby,
jobs, he also had one word in the bunker.
And he has his leg up and he just has the longest legs ever. But it's it's a fun.
Looks like we're names and big names,
and yet this course
it gets even harder because I just love the core
the court like
watching guys have to hit out a bunkers and just be fucked, because a you know hit a pearl
shot and then just rolled into the bunker
two hundred yards down down the fair way like it's beautiful. Yet
Maybe the highlighted the day was victor hobbling, so
the course showed up big time, but the course also had some assistance
the wild life. Yes
bird flu right over his head and took a shit on his arm as he's about to take a shot, and he takes
back. We just goes. I got
I got shadow I got shot on by bird.
Any international wiped off its good luck.
we also had our people bitching about the embassy coverage. Ah, you know that you're in trouble, when you freezes, is the first
to try men, he was upset about the commercials. I had that too
I didn't realize it was on like four different streaming apps at once, and it was hard to fall,
I dont know how big I just don't.
stan how golf coverage can still be so difficult to follow
to watch
It makes no sense to me.
No, I got
barcelona ii will be great, the poor god, the blood god. I love it
our company.
we decide that when they do the pitcher and picture commercials like, I don't think they realize it. It's a golf ball and when
Basically, on half the screen, you can see the ball, so it's basically useless yeah, like they try and do the playing through thing in
I can't see anything. That's going on. There was a moment I was watching on the peacock app and
tray window was in studio and they were taught
and ass. They were talking autumn, like small screen behind them. Rory miss.
Apart from like five feet that that came backwards, Adam
Well how's how's it possible that we didn't get to see this. So I
someone's gotta be able to figure out golf coverage. Maybe it's jake marsh. Maybe he will save us
well, I've got an idea,
Here's how you fix
on eighteen, or will you do
is: carry was standing directly behind them.
To close to when he had a shot,
And they didn't enigma peltier
when using the bunker way. You're not do that
now I'll send you the it's obviously like super golf hard owes its. It is a rule and once again
his roars alone get away with it tat interesting.
I would just say that way to fix gulf coverage. It's pretty easy
you just show every fuckin shot yeah yeah,
Life then have like
sponsor have
rolex logo in the bottom right hand, corner elm, yeah now
and the we get you don't care. What the fifty seventh place guys shooting on the eighth also know, but the first round you need to see every shot first round. There is a shared shots, edge, dinners and then
on the weekend. Jake, it's simple, you show every shot from the top like ten guy.
I resolved with the one that is like
walked in on the leaders
I just want to give more credit to the gulf cameramen again, I think that's probably the hardest job and sports
Also, we had a very cool leaderboard wrinkle. If you look here
Now it has joined,
and then speak right underneath it so much
you, Jordan, who
is, I think, from liverpool.
and thence Jordan. Speeches right under at that age is look like. He was listed twice and cut a contract
colombia,
This is a really.
That's really like pouring thing for me to say out loud, but I did see it was like this is cool.
That's really lame. Now that I'm saying it like that, I got pumped up for that, but
it I saw it knows. I, woe is names twice what
it's the same like the leaderboard, where it says scott vent,
when it was Adam Scott and then bovine pelt yeah.
That is what our picture I might so. Yeah yeah yeah, either way good
I'm looking at is this twitter you just sent over here today. The allowed and not allowed
yet tell shit from that angle, his caddy might be after the side.
While they really got into this Jesus
Christ. I got a lot of the rule of law.
The shadows.
my god now I see why hankers is on board this, because its.
It was promoted by live. Golf enthusiasts will know I'll bet a lot of money. I bet a lot of money on aurora to miss the cut, so he goes to the fake yeah and I was like oh my god. This is happening. This is happening. This is happening and he somehow save par.
and then it comes out he cheated. So it's like you know
I don't want to be like that. Hank
I want to win a war. I dont, under the second bunker, shot out like a thousand crazy shod crazy pot.
I find you want to be cute
I think you should get stroke there is that he should get shrugged. There's also that moment where it look like.
Is going to shoot a shot with the ballroom.
up against the bunker and just try to get out just straight out and the crowd erupted
I would absolutely let the crowd dictated because it was. It was one of those moments like shit. I do it.
no false and here
the crowd was again have broken. Do it I would just like pocket- and I would just me
How can that bunker right? Now
I know it's anti golf etiquette, but like I it it is fun routing. That is the only person I bet to miss the cut. So when this was happening, I was like: let's go, let's like it's, it's fun
kind of wonder room for bad shots. Obviously, when their great offers, it doesn't really happened, but
when that happens like this is all this is all happening: yeah yeah, so
I don't think I saw but liverpool the beatles go on there from their no,
yeah yeah, I dunno. If you saw during the test ass, I knew there from london. I didn't know what part of his eye.
maybe I just caught
came back from from
commercial break put, it was every single time. I look at this John LE. There was one
story there, like John Lennon used to walk by this golf course
And I like a leader,
his initial songs that he, you wrote for the beatles, were problem.
dancing in his head ass. He walked by this gulf with John lennon pressure girl, pretty poor
probably like fuck this fuck. This golf coerce. What yeah, why not
She's, probably get high on the golf course yeah yeah they probably did
although it took some ass it on the seventeenth green yeah yeah the beatles the beatles I what else we got, we have about more out of north western work that went viral.
I didn't appreciated, but it was talking about
northwestern hazing?
It was weird all fact eyes on the team. Doing weird fact I shit ah,
for black eyes everywhere, because
I think everyone knows like when I get weirdo fact eyes do and weird fact I shit everyone's mind would like oh yeah. They do sometimes do we're back. I ship
is back our shit. That's code for, like orphans, obliged yeah yeah, it's
That's a lie: men its we eat. Oh, it's usually do
can balls some weird happening yeah, yet socks is weird fac eyes had a bad day like if your weird
Are you logged on twitter day you fuck? This is,
my day. Yeah and
The report was that the hazing apparently went back decades jack to the nineties,
so that naturally does beg the question. What did their reveal know? How long has he not, for what did he cover up also been here
he's a first person that I think of when you say, ok,
named somebody that's been actively interests in everything, northwestern sports. Since the ninety
yeah, there's one guy in that stairwell he did have a very cryptic tweet. That I think, is at all.
Guess he he he said. I am thoroughly embarrassed, yeah my own fashion and oak billy's,
Billy's frozen for the show. So I thank you
tried to say something from my tomb
that a yeah, I guess really saying like
loki, though. You need weird fat guy shit to make your team good, as it looks like he's doing the thing god it's like dude, if it
happens. It's like you know, that's not hazing that tradition,
I get a big difference. Also, if you didn't come it's not good or bad
an underwater
really, your back.
What are you gonna say about weird fact: I ship.
often Lyman just have a different culture. Ok ma am,
So back your rebel said: I'm thoroughly embarrassed for my profession,
I think, he's is cryptic way of being like
pro hazing, which is
we're thought. I'd see that for her. Well,
I was very confused by reveals tweet. Because
first saw it. I first of
I thought I missed some major news that broke, but
there's nothing out, there's just Darren tweeting is his emotions out end
My first reaction was like either I missed something
no, I didn't miss anything book, but what
there were profession yeah.
As far as I know, Darren rebellious
he's in the business of being down revival at all.
Is it is yes, it is
sports betting and memorabilia collector of tickets yeah. I, when I saw this tweet I was like, has something happened to the martin Luther king, jr collectibles, like what what what profession is speaking about
yeah, I don't know a journalist anymore. I here so I think he's talking my best guess is he think
that being a northwestern graduate is his profession and he's embarrassed for
This is being all disseminated by the media. I dont know it's crazy. It's
So forty two, because when you look at that tweet and then look at the avatar demand that since it yeah and he's a thoroughly embarrassed for my profession,
reveals sitting there with would appear.
to be
seven or eight salary stocks, any
covered head to toe and buffalo ensures wearing gods. So I don't know who would profession he stopped. The guerrillas profession is being downriver northward
graduate turnover being annoying guy ito online at all, yet
It's it's a dark day for those of us who like to wake up at six o clock in the morning and tweet out,
definition: videos of John F Kennedy S, brains being splattered, all the Dallas texas,
it was dark day, indeed ease on some fucking emo like drunk girl
shit. What this sub tweet, like you,
I I'm just going to tweet this out there and hope everyone can kind of figure out what I'm saying, but I want and don't have the balls to say it
I'm so embarrassed.
for all those people out there in my line of work, who just regurgitate press releases from major corporations,
the sad day. Man
funny. Call me racist on this day when I, when I open
Nine or more easily, if I'm merchandise, overnight, lack friends for nine ten, that's
He doesn't that's funny. That's cute!
on this day of all days. To call me racist
I would also ask what else we got caught out. I did you go see, link if he looks good he's been in the sun alive,
I didn't see him though he had, I think it's as easy media day to day, and there was a clip where a guy
said that he gets often too
gets confused
I killed him.
And lincoln was like. I gotta watch your mom's name like. I asked my dad some questions very funny like back and forth
but I just saw at length like he's he's live in it.
Slight he's tan as like leathery skin tan, just lookin, like
is just and I l deals done, left and right ready to win
eight or nine games, which is good enough at all. Miss Saunders
four lane, crews and the beach
culture. Yeah really
all the ladys coaches risen up everyone, cocoa
a coach or raised us up for risk was even a thing he coach o doesn't even have to risk it just kind of when he opens his mouth risk comes out yeah. He he
his ribs yeah, it's yeah, it's it's! It's a little bit like oil that he puts on a project himself from re baker and then just rubs it back
with the reds, his straw,
Koko's risk game. Is he literally raised up the sun tat he made it?
He made. The sun is best friend. He did. He fought to some re baker.
Anything else anything
so we did tape.
rushmore when we're all together in north carolina, jacon, billy
this is gonna be obviously little out order, but we thought it was more important to have mount rushed wars when we're
together we will be back altogether for grit, weak, partaken billy.
Or the vibes on your tv, have any discussion afterwards about. Ah what took place high, feelin everything.
We're good onto the next one we billy takes us
Billy for his actions. I am based off the pole,
Why does it work whose for actions ok
I haven't heard the hills. You're just go
I know we were not allowed to speak now. We're avow versa, bury away from winning,
Second, very close to you, guys tamil still stand by my cap. I still
stand by my mccaffrey pic. I think that actually helped us. You don't think that help
I do think it doesn't matter by the neck form. We feel good
We will now where we do not think that mccaffrey pick helped us.
Now. I think we would have wanted her only helped us.
Some of those who use it builds actual. What do you mean by that jake? First,
two of the four picks, but it
billion in general. It isn't. That is the case.
We really have rightly putting words in your macau, is the right move. Also, generally, I know you think said: billy took responsibility for his actions projected an address. The fact that sheet up yeah.
Well that's a lie when we're your document, all both first bury. I totally take. If we had very sanders, we fuck-
we had very seriously what one yeah that's a fact.
but we have actually helped we. We may have one with our help. Us
Ok, it's something on the martial law should ruin our on the same day. We were now.
I thought it was over the fact that that, by the way
at rushmore was such a cheat code for engagement, because whenever you
like twelve picks, up
an entire history, the position everyone
he's gonna respond with their personal favorite running back
I think I even sigh
How do you guys not even mention Stephen jackson,
Well, I don't think he's a mount rushmore running back. He was good, but like it's it's my favorite type of cause. It is everyone's personal phantom comes out which I respect the hell out of, but
It is just such a cheat because
When you have such a fine, I don't wanna picks, of course,
there's gonna, be huge, mrs, like billions
missing marshall falk.
we are also doing now. Rushmore prudently, martial law without analysing a fuck about marshall, thought. I'm sorry I see that implies no gives the wrong billy Marshall flock was really fucking, know. Yeah.
I think my luck is the only player in history to everybody. Rushing touchdowns in the same game,
and also have a game where he had two hundred yards receiving yeah. He was using like the first of a new generation of like game changers.
Also, I apologize for saying wasn't good enough to be good enough for the old people like for other guys.
he's. I apologize for saying that Billy took responsibility for his actions, because I must have risked miss read that we we were
a person's vary from winning today I take full responsibility at the anti bit. So I guess that's on me. I I thought
Is that really showing capital on a second place boy
I bet I bet you on here and if he freaks out, but he said
but they did not know it was his Billy hot takes account as I take full our its it is. It's in the crystal bananas are heartache.
He set out for a lot of every.
billion. There is, above all on this area them up bill. I'm just curious from your perspective
percentage. Do you think the responsibility lies with jake on that.
for not have achieved. That are, I mean
I think the oddball to mccaffrey actually like saved us points. I think we have been in third place. We pick Marshall Faulk right, but my question was: is it like five percent ten percent checked on him? The sheet
You didn't have the sheet up. We usually have rightly point out that I want to point. I subscribe to the youtube and you can see our eyes.
This report, by the way is dumber, won't have the tape you gotta tell you to marshal.
work is number one all time receiving urge for running back in twelve all time,
rushing out says pretty fuckin good he's pretty good, yet
it's pretty goddamn, yet all do but he's name which overshadowed by like so much better players. Again. He was good but like if you do a christian
afri in there, that's more, despite fur like water and fans are crucial.
we could end up having a career better. The marshal fought well right. Now, though, is not better the martian not yet not yet
Does anyone remember johnny unitas they do
but, like a great, I think a lot of people
Where is this deadly remembered? His keys of entrepreneurs?
remember disagreeable Joe name if billy yet. But I get your name. If we had more interceptions, will he be johnny? Unitas then turn right who the fuck johnny nice four point: three billion for pop up.
Recent make. We should remake, make ETA fell like remember the, and they had drunk.
History was remake and I felt
almost with billy football ashes, johnny unitas, throwing it like this guy wasn't like who the fuck remembers it
doing do history of certain memories that you have in the end I certain games. Yeah are like
employers that would actually do so.
There is also a visual evidence of billy stereo, my computer, before the pic was made a while. We still need exhaust looking for. I was looking for the name and whose asylum my lad, podcasting I was trying to. I was trying to find where on the sheet, where was fuck fuck fuck fuck,
about jackson
good could
It is also very further Billy's trying to lecture us on on the history of the greatest nfl running backs of all time, but he's a person,
it doesn't know the difference between bo jackson, berries, yeah! That's a very good point. That's a very good burger we're! Also! Next we got the ages like you guys were gonna we're gonna win
didn't you took full responsibility. What happens when you were?
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we had this garbage
for billy, because I know that he saw this topic and was like you call me a beta,
Billy had a hard time. Thank you response and like well. I can already
well yeah yeah, so
It will be a little emasculating, but guess what we should be able to make fun of ourselves, boys
we should be able to
one of our own weaknesses. So these are not rushmore.
Manly treats
we wish we had hank in max europe. First me in second jacon billy thark.
Can maxie luck gonna! Let's have a good luck. Everybody's have a good one. Let's not talk over each other, no denigrating picks if you are
that a greater pick just say
denigrating the pic. But if I were to denigrate the pic years, our delight that that's just decorum
or the one one manly traits that I wish I had yeah I mean it's also, it's basically just like things that people in the fifties could do. Yes, there yeah.
What's so offers one is just every never de handymen, ok, ok or the hank stuff be able tell you know, that's good yeah do other things ass things. You know it's broken. I can think I like the one I gotta get to hang this. I get to build something tat, sweet set of tools that you take on aeroplanes lights. Have you gonna? Have the tools like I'm not really that cape without any more of you guys are accomplished, is have you guys seen the like twitter accounts and are now getting like popular where it's like?
backward. Men were men and it's like a picture of an eight year old being in the west. Virginia coal mines yeah like Hell,
they get linked when be
died when they were fifteen like wish. We could go back then back when men were men and a picture of like a confederate soldier or they'll just be like it will be like
A guy like holding up a big dear that he can
and then the next picture will be like pride parade and they'll be like we've lost our way way back when men were men and to fam prince of france yeah. I love those
like yeah. I really wish to go back to when the middle age was like twenty two years old, ok
act like you're, a pretty good pick. I think we should go with our one, a one one right off the bat being able to fix a car. So
engine
I know how to change a tire but like if you don't
something, but I have no idea how to do anything with the engine like there's nothing.
Manlier then likes
im coming out of your car popping up the top and being like. Oh, I gotta fix this. That did it and then we're good to go back on the road you gotta bend down your pocket that you pull out, wipe your grease off your hands with it yeah. Just no one known about cars, bear cargo. Take a look under the hood yeah! Your neighbor's cars broke broken. I can't let me get sick, you don't want! You got to
get out ranch. I too fixes the two of you fix. Another man's car you get to fuck. His wife also hope. Also, those are the kinds of that. Also,
engine like I sometimes daydream about like why take my car to the shop and then
Tell me everything that's wrong with it. If I knew
think about it. I could be like actually you're wrong, it being like how but we cut that
I have money. I know cars, gower, you're too digitize, now
very loud when men were men, thereby fire that wars that, when cars or analogue, very awkward yours, if you gonna caressing, you died every time. That's when men were men,
If there's too much automation- and it's like hard to actually do it yeah, I want to be able to kill myself on the road with the car robot to do it yeah. Now, if you now, if you want to fix a car, you gotta be a foot. You gotta have like a
petersen masters in computer science in exactly
that's our one one we're gonna go with the abyss,
need to grow facial hair.
Yeah, I know where the unworthy on it is a very good news for both of you boys, because you just not there yet yeah what
day. Maybe actually read this crazy thing that men developed beards because it prevented them from gained their throats slashed and combat
as an argument to job like thing armor, like shit,
the internet, the anonymity of this one's gonna, be tough on an empty. I will say that to billy by default
no can be pierced the BP easily. I actually thought about putting lizzie acts or hang with that. I said that I think that we're great
It is also if you have like a really weird face,
being able to grow facial here over. All of it is a good coverage in case I have you ever seen, somebody that normally has a beard that
it's a shave out of nowhere and how hideous they looks gross it's so gross. Then they have to take pictures for photo shoots. Fucked up the next monday hank. Had this look on his face. Like are you talking about yeah? I actually thought you were talking about me to wait more context.
Now. The young officers grow beard does wonder:
I am
I'm gonna go rode on this one. Do you really know, then go if earthquakes early, let about with no the fair way way way way way way way way way: Jake Jake? How have you been allowing Billy to go? Rogue?
I like this guy. You know,
they ve. I say you could say that they could save that.
So the globalization bilbil, I don't think, broke
its manly, its men. Weightless hither pick really meet successfully. Ok, ok,
Not only did I get back, ok, so you
To be more manly, cooking.
oh currently meet not looking. Let's forget orbic, you, ok, you can ask the smoking running the grill ronald euro meet run out anyway. I get it got.
I'm not I'm not denigrating. I was going to read it. I would say that we know
mainly to suggest just eating whatever you cook as badly as its yeah manliness is doing a twitter threat of your pork, shoulder in fucking it up so bad that everyone-
like holy fuck billy. What did you do, but not
at a great and about time. Money specifically, the fuck em amazing for interaction
No, that's good. I
denigrating I'd just say I can't relate to that. When we are mr grow master, I wish I was able to grow meet successfully. Okay, so so big
I think that we got a lot. We get a lot. I like number, four,
Ok, we haven't list. I think we can.
you think so. Yeah, don't think these guys are gonna they're not going to do.
ok, so you want to go with is number two.
it would kill you ass. I ever just like me beforehand that we do. We have a whole labour sentences to redundant. I would certainly complain. Bingo they're not object
I want to get lullaby. That's okay! Number! Two! That's! Actually you guys can actually pick our next one yeah yeah! You want one five! The uk are EU, which is a little big.
Ok, guys, another five opening opening a bottle without a can opener bottle opener.
So, whether inside your hands, do your hands doing the doing the lighter track, your teeth?
on the edge of the table. Greatly goes you guys got raping, and canada is great. Shout like no pedigree, just back, that's pretty childlike. Let's go
like a man has a ball opener on his qichen for his home that you yeah. What's it my bolivar? That's not mammy unit
a tool to open your bottles where we can show that lets like civilized man, no height, I
control, my own destiny. When I've about yet college like college kids. Do that?
Our group has not met. That's how worried rivalries hatred to random number, and we had a great pick notes
get back. We're gonna go with our one to make you you're welcome with their thanks thanks for me,
it's one of this draft. We're gonna go with heavy lifting, ok, just what
now, just anything of euro europe, europe to move something! Ok. Can you help me move this giant now bureau and that a struggle? That's one of those ones it it's like.
True, we draft about rushmore, true to form, does not apply to me. Fifty got it
I just. I just moved an entire house on my own
That's a lie. It's not all on my own behalf, I would even say I think, a piano upstairs by myself. It doesn't necessarily have ado with like moving, if, like
your rearranging something in the house and, yes them out of the house? It's like! Oh yeah, you can you go pick that again, I don't know. I don't know what I mean. How often do you have to fix your car? I dude. I wish I could fix them.
for every day tune it up, they
now. You ve got your wishes. These new sparked blog, just rotary diggers, checking the rotary diggers
in our next one, I guess you'll. Probably citizens applaud you guys you there
being a good fighter,
just being able to get someone size amount. We have analysed arduous
boxing, which is more manly, but yeah there's a lot of ways to do it. I mean it's like you know you could say mma martial arts will be cool, but so now we can take the pic that we didn't take yeah. We can take that back.
There's a gray one yeah. Ok, we're gonna, take woodworking skill speedily,
saw, we have enabled us to build a neck table. Building corn carpentry yeah carpentry, building things with your hand, woodworking
basically runs, wants chair. We why don't know how to build anything. I wish I could its differ than fixing stuff. It's been
they think. Even oh, you need a shed our build. A shit
in applying lacquer, do something and then making the wood.
shiny yeah. That's the deck! Oh here stay here.
Putting were like
burying our foundation in cement. Some like tat
repaving your driveway o chopping down trees, building a log cabin off by hand,
m lincoln shin. That's our depot droughts is without was the pig we're gonna take. We did
we took Abraham lincoln third, as a man, unbelievable fighter,.
so we actually are fighting here. Is it good wrestler wrestler baron rain? That's bad!
Can you tell us which ones rogue before you do it
Are you so here's our non road doin ok becoming wrath
Being non allergic to dogs, no, owing being
person like
they'll be more iversen. Men. Wait like my way I buy them, they can get up quickly is like what the hell is: Billy's brain just completely poison,
I the like weightlifting influencers, annette scrimping like doing
before em you. Basically,
Have twenty eight hours in your day three days that, like
never wake up early.
Whereas we are where we are. We going really every day as a sign of a cold plunge
Oh, it's using a more men, yeah sure, ok, various! I appreciate that. No
waking up early at least eight a mind to our feeling among your only on time as someone who does wake up early, if fucking sought as yet or those of the euro, the end is, I have two year earlier said a man ass. They you you have to wake up early and do areas very relative to
that is true,
If you go to bed late, what's early and the garage
Go rogue roque rose europe,
If I go wrong, what's your own, tell me tell me if I go, rogue ministers have to reward me
I won't go. Not our pandering. Tell me in a lonely, illegal.
With her up here, I heard you say, sir
Is that your pic bill, I think billy, said operating a lethal weapon systems.
Shit. No, that's all you know now I gotta jake what you asked me to be able to fall asleep at any time.
you know what her omber it always ominous. They didn't say you guys get the rope pick yeah,
pick, was badger, those really bad being able to follow that, yet they think they are mainly that's all
this is a dead move. Yes, dad moved, not a man. I think I just like assume these are all about. Let's just go to owning a house nor were spreading all twenty four hours after what is it exactly opposite?
I think, just knowing your way around weapons. Okay, that's a good pick! The best of those three pick like guys. You can know how to like bit like to break down their weapon and rebuild their weapon and clean it and stuff like that like.
Maybe that's all we need to do for these guys. Every fourth pick up three options will pick the best now much more of the worst thing I ever emma my life at the good life
no I'm fucking bad, though your it makes you will lose
I'm a loser! He ass, ok boy, already blame we ever. We are falling asleep with jake falling asleep and leaping up. Do you think that contradict each other goodbye gallagher? Making people- I know exactly what we want and I will go you have more. If I were we win, we go wrote this like please
ok for last pets, in mainly things being able to
work for longer than just like a couple minutes before coming. That's a man, shit radar that that's like high school girl shit. No, that's what you last forever.
Why would you?
about the revised.
We've got better stammer when you're young you're just drove it out incorrect, who you're fucking like a pornstar school cricket. There's no, I mean yeah laughing long in bed, a manlius fuck yeah to be able to do like multiple positions, a man before puberty and I'm not even talking about like fucking,
a porn star, I'm talking about like or just respectable, ten men being able to like switch and then switch back, switch back. Another time like crazy she'll have nodded yet yeah. That avenue say: oh you're, so hot! That's why I came so fast.
Just get that out of the repertoire yeah right?
yeah
There was a good for you at least having the girl pretend to organic demanded believable.
it's actually being being good enough, that the girl tells her friends about you, yeah,
How can you imagine the rush,
come along with. Have you found out that they are girls
tone or friends how good you ve laid down like he fuck me for half
our, I really would say our there. I said a half hour honestly sounds like too much work, something at least three injuries ray
the groin and ankle and maybe like a back yeah
gimme good. Ten minutes
admit it will be fucking great, ok, last pack, for you guys
I think we're going to the historical around here,
doesn't apply as much anymore, but it might, it might still running on circumstance, really couched in this big nerve, fred, quick, draw with a gun, dual bs with a dual yes weight. Is that now it billy elegant now that's kind of in my ear tags and I want a rating weapon systems loves they did have weapons. Is them in the eighteen hundreds. We use your fuckin head else, clint eastwood, quick
I've got a cold forty five as a weapon system. By definition, that's like
when you learn how use, but we gave you a lessening got his quick draw on also just picture on the illicit operating multiple weapons systems like earlier I used to like someone like someone needs to start to make a move, and you should a ball out of their hand. Yeah yeah there
There's a lot that we actually have on the list we didn't get to
tying a not like a real
good sailors, not point out. Ok,
there are still like. I don't want a fucking too
like if someone had europa like tie this boat, I assuringly ever leaves
I think that oh here's,
that. I I actually want to pick, but
being able to whistle with two fingers.
Yeah, that would the baseball game
like every time. I see someone it's the scream whistled. I was at a scream us on our shoulders.
what a scream muscle
this is clearly a bit. This might my probably want to pick this, but but bartering
being a good barter harder and enjoying bartering, I don't get. Situations are like. Maybe I could have negotiated, but I just didn't
lock, where I love negotiating yet, but my eyes that would walk up and is barter everything. They are that the other main everything on the table here, yeah,
buying a car the other week and I put down my costco black are on the table. I was like as one
ask me what my credit score was. I was
the kind of guy who deal with right now: executive membership. Yes, love that I also had to understand.
Stock market like really understanding it. When people
what's going on you like years. Actually,
other macro economics, that's my politics and news yeah just having a there.
I also at being able to give really good directions to understand the markets yet more. Like oh yeah. Well, this is happening because of this and that we, I know
bullshit, but just having the answer to it is very manly.
We give really good directions is big time. I kick give
I had a woman the other day as well,
stella
and she was asking directions.
And addressed. That was on my block and I still was like. I think it's right there, but I
is literally my street I'm new here.
Like visits.
by hurts like find someone walking a dog. They know the area do not.
We had
and we had a lot of ones that left on the table being able to drink whiskey, a shot of whiskey and not even blink at it, yeah just like throw it back
also knowing the differences between bourbons
the ten a ten year. This is at once
sure yeah.
driving a manual car. The up there
owning a house if the oder, how anyhow said that possible
Well, what about tying a boat? I without a video-
kind of a man. We move
that one friend when you're in a wedding party like I got you and just ties, everyone totally emasculated
If I was trying to think like we were talking to really like the you know, the most the most manly men are in the army and just like being a like a scary, slash motivational speaker-
yeah, maybe they will be able to fire up a group of men. Yes, yeah leader of men, yes yeah
you're having other men, fear you yeah, but also respect yeah or they
I think there some months ago, love you,
my kids, ass being considered a leader of men would be ass. Yup, historical
conquering shit
yeah, yeah yeah gone your house. Why, under a pig time for me personally, just being,
to get something down off of a top shown for somebody that would be such a great move. I'm I'm so envious said summers: hey! Can you get this played down
the top shelf and you don't have to go grab like us. A chair to stand on this.
I know how to do it. I done it before, but I still doubt myself being
what's it like confidently be able to light jump a car?
that one I always like. I'm always like, am I about to fucking, kill, jumpstart, a car or car, or what am I thought? That's where you guys pick know what we're working on cars but like
literally being able to light
given the world out of them. I had someone cars dead, don't forget jumper, yes,
knowing? I know how to do it, but I also always like I'm about to kill myself knowing how to
He'll dress, like anything you ve hunting, killed, yeah, that's good
dismantling animals gotta dear autonomy, angular talking a bear in alaska, yeah, killing it and then pushing on your instagram behaviour
jerry out what tend to go in your backyard in and hunt and cook it yeah down to use
well know, but like yeah, the full full process, what about being able to spit tobacco super accurately in a straight line into like a thing that pings in the corner, yeah
he's getting tobacco just swallowing
just being like above average in every sport manly like just all across the board, like
swing. A great golf club can like
juggle soccer ball could throw a spiral called I'll, just go and arrow accurate, yeah largest having that competence, archery school bo hunting anything else
I was good by russia, thinks it feel good
I don't feel good about your guys books. I mean we're not going
this, but we made people ass
yeah. I saw the weapons citizens want some very around big car first piece of advice. If you're gonna be bad, you really by the worst, it yeah, I'm india, picking just a one.
Combo of we.
being up early and being able to fall asleep at any time. I just didn't have a lot in the bag. You guys were you guys, couldn't decide if you want to be narcoleptic ce or her insomniac was jake's. Just such a natural alpha, male there's not a lot to improve on it's true, just being jake marsh should have been our first yuck being jake.
In the geek marsh henry lockwood relationship, mainly as it gets, ok good mount rushmore great mount.
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He games is
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but you also have body games the shoe
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about all this we're gonna get, will do little
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getting party games is your real life, like this help.
so tell us that how this was created- and I have a million questions about party games
through the years
Yeah I mean the whole thing is based on something my bodies and I have done for the last twenty.
twenty five years, depending on when the official date was actually started.
We were doing some version of it since we were kids, but that a kind of became official in the early two thousands everything
weekend of august every single year we get together for a weekend of tomfoolery
and it is, you know everything from gulf to ping pong to europe at the corners
If, like that, the basics
then we haven't. We all have a really heated with
autonomy with the full field, the whole thing, and then we always do one game that just outrageous
one year was splattered where we we we had to get on these passports from buoy aid, a booby be about fifty yards apart and you had to steer the paddle across
from bouvier to be in your underwear and a helmet, and the other team got to sit and shoot paintballs at you.
or you know just stupid things like a human bowling down these hills and trying to take out as many garbage cans as you can. That's where the whole idea came from, and then we wrote a score
based on that made
First movie, the camera
twenty nineteen twenty and I
he did what he did this
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This came out man away at a tv show, so it's all been
yeah. I can't even believe it. I can't believe that arse, sir
the games up, a tv show carbon out and
it's it's in credit
it's like I
Try to tell this to everyone- and I do a bad job like your friends will behave.
college wherever you you meet like your core group of friends,
finding a way to get with them every single year is sullen
orton, because you can you get that age where the bats
party stop and
it's very easy to just kind of lose touch.
Every single year. The fact
been doing this for twenty years? Is that's incredible, I'm very jealous,
yeah I mean it's become more a reason to get together than anything. The games are kind of the backdrop, but it's really a reason to get together and see each other, because we really have a tight group of friends and because
So the games, we stayed very close to the earth and these guys look look forward to a christmas around here.
And you know it's funny because, like you said
There are so many groups of people across
the world to do stuff like this in some form and and
and I think that's why
The show is really gonna be relaxed,
but a lot of people, because people are doing something summer this anyway, so
The show you just we have. We have groups of friends that come from.
All over one when teams from Oregon wants from california ones from Oklahoma ones from
philadelphia, Chicago and
and they all lived in it. They live in this big cabin togethers was restored, got a big brother vibe, but there's three events each get each
episode, the south, where they all have to fight for survival, and you know it's all its not just about our athletes. You are because most people are made
amid thirty to forty summary than fifty so either sort of
he can warrior times, but they still have that competitive fight.
If you were yeah
It's really really fun. Funny dramatic emotional show
I think people are going to really love. If I know it,
benefits like this. When you get a bunch of friends together in a competition there's probably
shitload of cheating that goes on or attempted providing. Other rules are like,
population sabotage that sort of thing I have to match the same way with you,
yeah, I mean sabotage for sure my buddy bagua actually play the movies we call the bob father is the king of sabotaging.
so much so that
you were developed in the tv show us like a cat. We need these guys to fuck with each other. These teams-
need to really like me,
with each other to try to get a leg up and that's what you know
yes love. The idea of making the first game on in each episode is called the occur ball, where, if you win that curveball you get to sabotage and other things-
And that's part of the foreigners is constantly in upon their prey
so each other and bob is is, is the master of that
So I have a million questions about your buddy games.
Injury
I'd. Imagine, there's been some injuries cause as you can.
Older and everyone's like? Oh, I can still do this and even
a little thing like playing with a ball, you you play of
full day, a whistle ball with your friends and then your arm can't you can't move your arm for an entire like weak,
So what do worse? Injury?
Worst was a guy that only came one year hip.
What I knew, that's one, that's what I knew we are getting up in age is: oh, my god. He threw a hip
was have to happen. Jackson, he wheat was he so he showed up one year and then he heard his hip.
We're came back, yard
Typically, it's the same core group a guys, but that year one.
but he said he was working with something he let him complain. I forget his name, but he's
his last your wadi one of our best friends,
through his elbow out with a ball.
You know which way
as they get older it. The games become a little ass high octane. If you will,
more is much more
it's more drinking, then it is competing, but we
Do the games
ok, pretty sure gonna be like grumpy old men,
so
it's it's usually somebody
it takes it a little bit too seriously, as everybody else gets older one guy
still tries like bring the noise. Maybe they bring in a ringer to yet another team
But you have you if you'd
if you try, really hard anything pass the agent
five you're going to get injured. Yeah, that's the truth at is the truth. I I,
ruptured michaelis tend in about twenty years ago and
It was kind of the beginning, as I okay, I gotta, take it easy. I got a really warm up and the calf never really came back. So I have one caf about half the size, the other ones
well yeah, half calf or decathlete.
What is what is the winner get.
is usually
it depends usually it.
I got gulf equipment, we dont really,
play for money as much as we do this big trophy.
And you know, if you
We have an at women envy p. We have an l, p, elderly or something I don't want to win, and so yeah
these guys. You know. If you didn't know, we are best friends, you would think were worst enemies,
That's it! That's perfect friendship! You just confronted as we're like you walk
A group of guys you're like are those guys, but to fight
like. No, actually they ve known each other for twenty years, exactly it yeah I'd so has
whenever been kicked out
have been not asked back. Oh yeah, oh oh, my
you know, like I said, there's a core subject
sometimes it's crazy, but we're in others. There, such several months they have known since early grade school. A couple of from kindergartens was a call.
Group about twelve us you'd know each other for ever
and then there's been a couple that have come along. You know over the,
your college than good work
friends and enough. They fit into the group it they get to stay, but
a couple of guys who just like why they held the who invited to do so.
I'm not going to say any names, but yeah there have been a couple that have been. I haven't been asked back. That would be
the biggest disappointment of my life, if you got invited to buddy games, and then you didn't get ass, he saw you had a great showing
yeah. We all got along real. Well, it's like waiting for the invitation. It's it's better to love than lost than never have loved know I would have. I would never want to be invited to the party games and get invited in and then be never asked back
who told you to a fitting just fine trust me
might have yet to be enemy. Games was mother. You actually hate yet with lively I'll, be down to go. God cares of the games as we we could. We could have
We could like
telecast live yeah us you have united worse on the play by play. Us we could absolutely true.
yeah you for pointing out. They love that. How do you say? Is there like one, commissioner, that stuck around throughout the years body?
about father
Longer I buddy glue he's the together. These gets it all
Is he and I that that run it every other year? We cannot take a year off and then the other guy takes over. We use
how to do it. At my cabin
out minnesota or we go to the sure one of mozilla Montana. Ok
so when it comes back to minnesota, where it oh, I love that
yeah, no worry so if it goes submit minnesota next year were in, I like it, like it travels around its like a big time borg.
everyone a gets a spot. I so Bob sounds like great dude, because that's the other part of like the the
your entire body games and what I was saying about friends,
together, you need that one friend who is very programme.
And being like we're doing this, because if you don't have that, then it off?
parts of shot out Bob he needs. He needs a shoutout
it's the truth it if you don't have that. Do that keeps
in contact everybody, you know, life happens, you grow up to get jobs. Your families in and you know you lose touch with europe, but you're bodies and thankfully,
for bob did he saw kept the salt I like that
as a like significant others, invited situation, families invited or is it just the bodies?
No, we don't. We usually on on saturdays, goes thursday. Friday. Saturday, usually is a citizen friendly
I think it's. I think that such as usual asked him because someone sunday so are the big, the big battle,
it's big event is workable and is
We find this like it's like. You know, soft. As I speak, softball,
It looks like a sop again mamma. We do it, the giant feel they put a fence up and we invite.
Spouses in
parents and whoever wants to come. But you know that the first two days before that it's just the boys yeah
oh, that's great size. I mean I've. Italy's gets so. Will it really fun? It sounds
how are you cutting in anyone from your body group?
into the
game show. Are they get any? They went in the beak.
you.
What do you mean? They are competing in it
No, they are they getting a little cash reduction or the Bobby does bob is a partner with me on this. I couldn't do this without him trust me he would have my head. Okay,
and also the truth is
he brings a lot of value. Cause he's, got great ideas for games, a lot of which at sea bs loved, so yeah he's out in.
He was we shot it in
colombia. A boat
talk lumbermen,
tv show, and he got
colbert on his work on this flight out to to
bogota and was quite
I turned away from the rest of us
I ve never even got to come to steady flow about an hour. I didn't get to see him other then he said
do not come up here and I feel I think I might have covered and so on.
when up an act in his door and stood back about twenty feet, just to say, hey man are you ok had left him a couple things in front of his door? Well then, I guess
covered up a couple
after he leaves
swear to god. I wasn't knew everybody on the production thinks that he gave me covered so he's he's
That they're never gonna, let him be a part of it again because he gave me covin that we had to shut down for a few days ago.
I feel like I know Bob you should. Actually you should do next. The next season- or I guess.
next year would mean big outcome. We should do that.
in the columbia too yeah I feel like. That would be a good fit for colombia for travel. I feel like I know bob because he's he's like it's not the fact that
covered. It's not the fact that, like you, wouldn't we had a pretty. He just was piss that he probably can't be part of like just due to hang out
yeah I mean he was not. He was
happy because it was you know he was looking for to coming out there and see in it. And you know it's a lot of flying
did you sit in hotel room for three days and fight back yet
we figured out what the games can be the wild card game as this year.
He knows I use it told me I am not sure, but I'll be sure report back.
yeah, some kind of videos that sound yeah, as is the one that you are talking about, sounds like american gladiators just on a lake
There is an old one where we had to steer the stand there
in your underwear about-
when five yards away and each team had it.
But the helmet on in unaware again and you got to sit, they get standard to set the stand.
and you hear that when you- the of the paint ball guy,
if you flinched at all, you lose points,
and so it's like literally standing, there forever firing squad having to take this. But it's the view
all of these dudes, who you know
we're almost fifty understand their underwear. Wasn't it wasn't pretty?
And so,
I can send you some video that, although Monsieur it would it would be. Ok,
as I also feel like. Every group of friends has again that they grow playing. That is, like name
so whatever house they had or whatever backyard they have every guy.
play not shot too, which is just use it.
cross room from somebody.
Your legs and then just role, a basketball at their knots, and then you
floods and you just have to watch the basque ball rolled yours sort of the same ideas, the game I just explained only a much more slow
this all,
Like I either of bite, my genuine excitement for not only to show but potentially may be being part of,
party games, like I hope it's coming,
rule, because
this is actually like we're so we're building a huge office in Chicago forty thousand square feet.
A lot of what we're doing is similar to this words like, let's find the dumbest games you can
pete against because
people love watching.
friends just place.
The games and fail- and
It doesn't have to be like some crazy athletic thing. It's just why?
king friendship and stupid things happen. Color
screen is just the best
yo, you gotta, love the show, then it's it. That's that's pretty much. What it is in in the best part about it. Is that these guys? I didn't want it to feel too much like
things you ve seen
whether it's you not american, is warrior or or even
Amazing race, these are great shows were stream is successful, but we wanted this to have like that. You need to build a fee.
That. These guys have known each other. These guys and girls have known each other forever and
and so some of the games are art required of physical.
I was with some of whom are. How well do you know each other and in how well do you know who can ok was gonna canoe across the lake who's gonna be strapped to the giant cornhill board?
Who's gonna actually do the tossing you
as you know, these things whose good at what mostly
because you ve known them for so long.
I can, I can tell you exactly which guys and my group would be good at which particular events, a lot of them, had to do with your each one of them had to contribute in some different way.
That said, it sounds of asia on a very excited watch very excited to participate.
We should probably get a little bit into the vikings, because
Last time, you're, on the show we we later
you pretty good about the vikings and about our cousins.
I'm actually on the other side to carson whence by the way is a backup. Did you really now? I wish
Jesus Christ is all about to say about the blocking out of have instantly commented on the fact that I was on your show
I love you on board my take good. Did you like the car someone's part, not so much that it has shown? The entire premises shows us being as wrong as we possibly can be about sports you're Carson
stake was maybe the worst take that we ve you I'll. Take you home. Did you know
You part of ireland and germany is going to take him up and is going to come back he's gonna. Do it
god, no you're not going do that again, though, I've gotta, which this off season on the vikings because it turns out, I I've, come to terms
fact that I genuinely like her cousins. Yes, he's a very nice guy he's a great dude.
My personal feelings towards Kirk were more about
feelings I had in the past about him always being just good enough
you hope and then
then smashing that hope device
that office was
pretty good last year and you
better on and you have a good
defensive according to get any worse than you were on defence
so I think I might be back in on the vikings
yeah we lost a bunch of players, are barely picked a bunch up yet
I feel the same as you do about turkey's apparently just the nicest dude
still have a hard time thinking he can take us all the way
again. He is sort not not a great showing that in that play a game against the giants,
But again, that's not all his fault, he did play really well.
anyone a bunch of games that typically we lose so
that, though, is the best I've seen him play last year for sure. Then
and it does feel, like
I. Last year we all kind of felt the same way. They were winning all these weird games. It felt like it was a fluke ash
it's a new new season. You can yell that
and carry over. They could have a totally different season where there are winning games differently.
Yeah, apparently snooty coordinate. What's his name again, it's you.
Flourishing private war as right course here.
Apparently there
Really I on him and
we couldn't be any worse than we were last year in the vikings are using stout on defence, so it was tough.
I shall poorer as we were so weak
I've been thinking, he's gonna bring back the that you know the vikings defensible
That's right! You know that just a good, yet
Do you just described by,
by the way, one of the worst feelings in all sports.
team is known for one thing and then they fight
We can do the other thing well and the one thing there known for just completely evaporates
Ok, we can always rely on our defence since, like all we have a deal
offense just Jefferson's the best receiver, the game and defence is nowhere to be seen. Yeah
It was not. It was not good and we have to play
there's two I just didn't I understand, is weird
say, scheme it was scheme.
It is ass.
It is nice to just think they're like it can't get any worse than it was last year. Defects, so
the ongoing difficult strategy of thirty two, I think, we're jefferson. We indifference
and now it will.
I do airs, might have been worse. Reserve reserve the right to stand by take, though, if is the vote
he's getting too hot start. I might just
including last year's point differential,
on this year's stats? To just say like in the last eighteen months, the viking,
the worst.
Of eighteen, that's one. This mitigates still do that, but I do
kind of believing that are you going
the foreign affairs manner something nobody.
fun. It's just fun when you have a take that you get addicted to its heart,
the girl, yeah yeah snow
like you and Carson, whenever let it could take it never take. All I care about is twenty. Twenty three
the end, and yet these Jimmy
I hope, every year we've got hope.
every year we say this is the year in it's been nothing sixty one years yet
I also want to play if we gave the we play with every one. It's called we read a headline so,
I just said
your name
in a news. I'm read this headline
Stu has become a bit of a doomsday proper encase shit hits the fan. What's out about,
Yeah, I've got this recurring
nightmare a dame.
her.
He shit hitting the fan in l a and I need to get out and I'm and I've and I've devised a plan to get out and if I do and of which I will with my family, we have been
buildings place out in somewhere in the northward,
that I could,
that we could. We would be ok,
he's right. I don't know it's just
It may be: it's just have a hobby, maybe I'm a crazy psychotic
Conspiracy theories, but you know
They will think goes wrong and alain and things seem to lock up quickly.
they go sideways and and and so that's just a it's better thing drive.
and it's been a lot of fun, building the place out there by the way.
I bet roger now. Is it set up to host party games because, like what? If
it's the fan put by
games still has to happen, yeah yeah
We could do both for sure
we have a fishing derby,
that's one thing we do by the way the fishing derby and I will just keep all of fish reasons without food for the next year. Several months, yeah.
I like being. You can like make them make them
make them play and work at the same time. Yeah it'll work, you don't eat
did you have have you started
stockpile food like like. Freeze, dried shit
yeah yeah. I told you I too degree I haven't. I haven't because
that psychotic about it yet, but I do have the infrastructure to
to live,
possibly for a while. I like
Oh you phrased it to a bit of a doomsday proper, just kind of.
In your toe, and I don't think that's how that works. I think you're either. Are you aren't it's the it's a binary thing? It's like you, kid
oh yeah, I got this little side hobby a building,
entire fortress in key.
shit? It's it's just a bit of a doomed
Well, you know I don't wanna, I don't wanna. Be that much
Debbie down. I want to feel like it's. It's been
and to also wanted just a place just to retreat
was out in the middle of nowhere in something private and in its work
turned into a case of armenia
If the generator I'm gonna tell you know,
versus moses, the wells and have to be able to start a bit of a diplomat. Put the seller was view
hey you gotta think about these things. Men have you heard just seeds: do have like an enormous amount of seeds. They when I do actually. Yes, are you gonna do not take our eyes. I stuck.
I started learning how to see him as a bit of a farmer. Now too just a bit of a farmer before I'm learning how to a till and seed and in grill
stuff, you know
It's all happening incrementally I dont
I can give a hundred per cent of my time to it, but I do it
enjoy learning? You know basic
I will stuff so we'll do it is. What is the doomsday scenario for los angeles, give obviously thought about this. What's the most
likely scenario where just alike.
Mr stance get still like rains. One day, the traffic on a forum
I too bad you fucked us again,
that's my cabin what qualifies, as you know, reason to to the dark.
It's fifty for no reason. One day I got over the whole towers where they take it or gas of they shut down.
stations or any sc, and if you two thousand eight.
They started having to theirs. There's shortage in gas and there's a book that I read that I think that started me off on this path. Is it's called patriots again
the surviving the coming collapse of eagles called, and it is not a player.
Nope eyes out a book lay willingly with pilot poker patriots guide to the impending collapse of society
you know by that. Unless you already want to become a new- and I I listen
Because you know
well, doomsday preppers are cycles and they ve lost kind of all sense reality
So I will actually backtrack and say you are a bit of a doomsday, preferably because you're still regular, guy living the regular life you just
taking a you know, break glass in case of emergency plan undertaken necessary precautions. Man, that's all! I don't want to be caught with my pants down. Yeah, you aren't.
You wait so this books, he read the book and they
all this makes a lot of sense,
yeah. So what they didn't. Did you read the book?
I did not read the book so
its basic- plays out the two thousand eight scenario and if it had gone
If, if we hadn't gone in and save the banks,
he plays out. What would have happened or what could have happened in a realistic way in I'm like
and we could and I've seen you know you.
is something goes sideways now lay in theirs rise in the streets and people are you know and in three ways can lock down quickly, so
You know any it's a very delicate environment in know things things aren't in capacity
Things can go sideways, your quick
I only have you only have the freeways out. Those can lock down quickly, so how do you get out while bikes his ear?
or replace the answer, the answer that you are minded when you watch like a documentary about two thousand. Seventy does need. We
all believe in money, and that's why money is worth something but the second that we all stop believing in cash
then yeah. We are kind of in a scenario like what,
about every man for himself
Things go off the rails
guess have you,
Are you a member of any online forums or message boards dedicated to prepping? No, no
Guy disappears, your bid doomsday proper yeah, that's it.
Yeah. I think you are a bit it's not all the way.
You go all the way.
Are you? What did you do? I should actually be doing a better job. To be honest.
entirely ready, but I'm getting
I always get more ready at every time. You see a headline in the news about a ufo visiting you like yeah
all these idiots out there you're dom you're, not ready, I'm ready for this yeah yeah well
I say I am, but then you know one thing goes wrong and how do I change the tyre and my motorcycles?
I got him screwed
I also like oh shit. I gotta get a meeting with the with
studio on Friday. I can't miss. That's the lake apple
I will charges, but also man. We love, haven't you on. Actually I got one actual her because I
I went back and read some your bile before we start taping today,
and I saw that you weren't. You voted male model of the year in ninety ninety seven
but we do have this last time. Didn't we do we? Will we talk about good? Looking, you are, I think we spent a majority, the interview just being like you're hot, tell us about
I was actually hoping for a tip for me this time
You win a male model the year competition. I have to imagine you ve gotta, look right!
like this is little. We go from doomsday prepping to male model the year, nineteen, oh so
you can get all. Can you tell us how you how you turn on that look words like yeah
This is my modeling look. This is the hottest
I can be
Yeah it was, it was it. There was a.
My modeling days were short lives. Man I was, I got off to
start, but then I was is really insecure about it and didn't ray. I wasn't comfortable,
and it really have a look. I think that's part of the reason why I was not successful is out. I had more of
dear and the headlights locked in a blue steel
and so on
yeah. I wasn't that credit,
successful at it.
Male out of the year yeah
you do it all while it is where I it was, for I m t a it was a. It was a thing they do in new york city, where they are
spiralling actors in
models go and I get asked to go to this thing and eight sponsored makes it out money and I've never been in new york. So it took me this thing in.
You know over the week the word got out it was. It was ooze between these three guys. This dude from I forget where the other guy
kansas, something and then there and then another kid from
I cedar rapids iowa, who was asked in culture and so
your ball. They both kind of came up at this convention for an inward competing for the
male model year
and we did it all man there's like full on, like Becky alike,
looks down the runway and our speed owes theirs,
fashion. There was never any thought of it was like it was truly
real life zoo Landor.
well and you beat Ashton, I did
I did so one thing I viewed astronaut in my career
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If the invite is real, we will we will absolutely come to minnesota next year, but my
This question is so
you can have it all male model. You have the doomsday prepping ear.
A great actor. You been a ton of movies. You got great friends. Have you
thought about the fact that the one thing
keeps you normal. Is it your football team socks?
what happens if they are?
we want it all people,
start. Hating. You.
I don't care man I'll figure
the brutal victory. They can get ancillary,
hey, don't they want, I want, then they. I want that super bowl and answer
It is so yeah, I'm not worried about that
I think I think that people would be happy for the viking. Just big is almost like, while good for them. They finally did it. After I think, there's
what the two or three teams that have unwanted how meetings
around vikings, Jeremiah zounds one. I haven't. I
Now that super no suitable lions there's not.
Not a bunch of if you take out the new team slight, the panthers and like the texans put off the old teams have been competing for a very long time. Integrity
I do not have a super.
And by the way there one of the top ten winnings team then that there, the topic winning percentage, their top ten, they ve always been good.
So that's what makes it even harder is the fact that
were always in the conversation, but never can quite pull it off, but I feel like a cause, got
star had come out.
Flores be adding. I feel like this is
This is the regime that could do it
I cook, everybody is gone, now
yeah yeah we did. We did. I think I did this on purpose. Yeah there you go. He did this that I think last year to face the the vikings have been to the playoffs. Like thirty out of the last like forty,
five years or something crazy words like they're, always in the playoffs.
definitely a different. It's like the reverse coin of like alliance, who don't go there, lay offs.
Energy. Sad. So
Alright. So so so you you you're. Okay, if people start hating you, if the vikings win it all, I'm okay with that I'll take a pic the
it's a boy victory,
I even tried for me, yeah yeah,
ok, we'll help make sure that ever hate you
I will just take you so much dude,
we love, haven't you on. We do have to set it up when winter set up in chicago is that we are based
building what you described embody games or building recess, yet we may get. We made entire offset a recess yeah you and Bob gotta come and we'd love to add the out
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yeah. We were talking about lifetime stats, the other day on mount rushmore, and I was thinking about this. After what what do you guys think the lifetime stat of how many haircuts you've gotten your life hm? Not that many,
appeal is a bad perspire, you playing cards,
the ball park. I get like one of one every three or four weeks. So it's like.
Thousands does well. I can out thousands, I don't think it's thousands is definitely not thousands.
Could be. You never know. It's definitely not thousands. Let's say you get twelve haircuts a year and the math, what's twelve times at three hundred and sixty for hang yeah. Ninety years old have set a world renowned, educated, very low, as thousands the one thousand and eighty that's barely a thought. Yeah.
yet what is a baby?
feels like thousand germinal, whatever hundreds
I got a hairdresser. This is the first time this ever happened. Me was drive me nuts
barber.
turn me around in the chair for the entire haircut
so I had no idea if
I just didn't, know what was going on and the whole time you know. Sometimes they turn around for a second and do something to your back whatever. Then they turn you back around so you're. Looking at the person cut your hair
turn around and did not turn me background for forty five minutes
turn out fine.
well. I was kind of lose my mind when I was going on. I was like. Is this guy just butchering my hair? I scare rose, I dunno so too
either one he wanted to create a sense of community in the barbershop and wanted you to talk to other people. Now turn us look in a wall. I was actually on the far the farthest as in the farthest chair and I was turned towards the wall. I calling I've list, so
Please go right at the end. That was to drive me nuts. I was like I just didn't know and I kept like kind of china like
led him, and it is we who was not avenant. Sorry,
happy with the result. I will
but it was it was. It was forty five minutes of anxiety that I wish we wasn't the case tat. That's router
yeah. I got my last hair cut in brooklyn and I
was it out on saying goodbye. I've been doing that for a few things
Is that a lay move? I just I dont like doing good.
Eyes, and it's like
I know the guy buyer also, like maybe I'll just think I died and that's kind
What do you mean? I don't know how to irish good buying and really do think that you died were that you moved when you're an asshole for not saying by the hour that
secretly to like his haricots anymore, you're going somewhere else or I just
I'd never get my hair cut again
I too pretty heartfelt goodbye with the other guys, the convenience or next the office
Lastly, as there is this, is it.
It's weird and real we kept up.
If people he told the older guys I come here has gone yeah, it was. It was nice people you see every day like cause. I you know I'd see the people who cut my hair, like at the
dig in all that stuff. I go hey. What's up biologists pussy
maybe I'll go back and say good bye of like one more day or two more days, and I can do it I'll, probably say goodbye, because that's not gonna do that nah. I might. I might because I
always did superbowl squares too. So maybe I'll just like
get me in on the next year. Yeah you so one foot in
right so got some connections yank. When exactly fifty
yeah. My firefox, I mean I don't accurately complain about anything. Life is very good for me right now. This is the happiest that I've been. I really
feel bad, even complain. I think this is everything that I've wanted happened today, so I'm so excited about that.
So I guess my five has suggested. I've had really chap
lives recently
and I'm always afraid of using too much chapstick, because that's how they get you right, you get addicted to chapstick and then you have to use it more and more and more
used at sea and your lips, her your lips. A great hang! You like some of the best slips of ever seen.
highly kissable. Thank you, but
I don't really know
how much shops is too much chopsticks get me addicted to it, but I've tried
in vaseline, I've used other chopsticks, and I just kick. I can't get over the jap lips
you should try sour cream yeah is that is that a thing dry, maple syrup you guys, are just going to give me fat.
You are, you probably have a somber does
yeah, that's what it in every day, I got you when you came back from vacation on whatever was Sunday
boy you got sunburn, you definitely have a
I've got sunburn lips, yeah yeah! Ok, that's nothing! So
wait as waded out you'll be follow my fire.
first? I have a few one, just moving sucks. I didn't realize ah well a movie as well as things that you just kind of forget how much it sucks and then until you actually get in it, you're like oh yeah, this really fucking sucks, and
and it really really socks when he got three kids at a dog yet like manage all that shit, so I'm just been a bad day. Bats can be.
a few days for me just bear with make as moving socks.
I also have fire first. Just in said: he's he's got through over four thousand yards this year and then it aegis
the reaction online being like. Oh, my god. The bears have never had a ford
thousand passer and
also, if he doesn't or four thousand yards this year, then it's gonna be like all
still don't so that socked, the fact I quote, that was bad.
and then finally,
we're gonna grit weak soon, we agreed weaken two weeks and man
told me? I won't say who,
a sponsorship deal. Ah
he was like yeah. They want us to. They want everyone to shape their face, and I was like a man if everyone sheaves or face
and so I think we should all shave our faces, and yet
may I say to you is as high as it is a really good models, hers, its answers that help us koran. They really would lie down. If you did well. No, I will do I said I will have no problem because max's like they, they want you to do it. This is so they want me to do it, and I was like yeah
I'll do it. If everyone does it,
the numbers
and now max and hank, or not being team, while also figured out. So we don't have to do this
but we do it as a team that be funny
it sounds like this- a sum that the sponsor really wants, and I want
I want to give the sponsor what they there's already solution. You, what I read here what's greater than all of us, just bearing our insecurities to the world. Nothing is the answers,
I'm not sure my beard, the answer, what everyone, what for hake europe
its the
I put it I've. I risked out, like an alphabet, comes up, that's fair I'll! Do it, but I'm not just going to vote on hank
What about a shaven? Would you
I pity you gave it simply amazing. That's volor! You haven't got any computer, these be planning ethernet, cable. I
Not there right now! Ok! Well, I listen belongs
Billy's, nor do his face is going to be a black strange that we have not yet have. No video is where our it'll be like for one frozen freeze, framed for throughout this entire episode that logic
for warning for everyone,
like watching the youtube? I wish you will not see Billy's video in this episode eye when you can't see already is so. Why are you shut up, so I'm not what any more you d know recording and had to run like twenty blocks to get back to wherever you hear from you. Look you little a bit like a frog version of will must jump right now, a little grant our plane tickets. Basketball
in the shower intake.
no, but then I got the after sweats from the shower. I know didn't and take its worst
either way I apologize to all it'll be wells, I guess for not shaving their faces.
I'm down even said I would shaved. My eddies is mine
I'm on the whole, the advertisers pay for you guys for I want you know they pay for us, we're how we might seem we lose. It seem. That's all we know you guys, which are so we can profit sharing. He yet will profit sharing this year. No progress now brought us down a salary israelis down if
torn down.
If we support everything evenly for the whole years, if it god we will apps, I will pay you out of my pocket by how much whatever they, but whatever the number is no problem.
any guess what if the number is and what you want. I got cold season tickets. She I couldn't between the deal.
We're working some is ok.
Am I so I'm a boy you do this to me. I apologize us.
mercury and its masses for no. He decided to seeing my path bait this. If max I ever
They know you like my! U like look at it! Might that? Yes, I do
You have belong. I who cares you you got a family, I kid does matter was. Is that supposed mean so early
Good, the best hank saying that you gave up yeah like it does
now. It may not. Without my blog shown its face, decide tat an elaborate. I read it.
I hope some day I hope someday you get married to the love your life and she's. Like I don't like your beard,
David them out. Ok, billy, your fire fast.
So first firefox it is at dog, won't go down a spiral staircase
so, I've had to carry him about twice a day down the spiral staircase. He will go up. We ve we made progress.
But on basic carrying like a hundred and ten pounds over my shoulder down a spiral staircase twice a day,
she's fine. Hopefully we can you make some content of him learning how to go down on site.
Firefox is I just realized that everyone is going to be in chicago on Sunday? And yes, I did this to myself, but it still it was,
A very sobering thought, ah yeah. So
yeah billy, I took a look at your spirals too, could have been a denial about it, but you know we know you ve been. We can I borrow it. You ve definitely been like this will never happen when you saw you so I will hear nascent seemeth in the house on this on they had often did you think yourself, like white he's, gonna have no problem at all with this
basically a vertical staircase that you have, though I.
Yeah. No, I absolutely news problems but out in denial about it.
but I would have really like this
cut out speaking pattern cut out his brain, but do it like the internet back into your
is this brain is delayed right now,
I will billy yeah, I mean
he's gonna go! I'm moves on yeah, yeah shit happens, Jake,
the only emigrant weak great week will be finale, Gaia, Jake.
Ah, yes, I m sitting in my new apartment. I now, as you can see, if he wants you to buy my boxes, but I have not on box anything
because I am in an eighty eight compliant apartment
with the shower had that is lower than my head as an extra little people,
our acts or lower so might have to do some shifting around so
what he meant by shifting around in a wheelchair?
I must be transferring apart
said: did you know, look at these partners before you be be it's very. Unlike you,
That's a nice or bill. I did
I did and they sent me similar,
videos, and they said the unit I would be living in is identical videos. I got her. Wasn't the case self stay? Maybe your
Paired for anything- and maybe you just give off the vice of like a paralysed person,
You think about that
voice or something like something happened where they're like here we gotta get this guy down.
If you are changing. Does that mean you don't stand with disabled people?
what does choice of words, but you know what I'm saying, though I one hundred percent sandwich
Disabled people who understand active yeah
Ok, because if I, if I were you, I would keep that
keep it and beyond
I understand, like I'm, not gonna, I'm not gonna make a fuss.
Wearing what they have to go through a giddy perspective. Do you have the power to tailor its
is a lawyer. Yeah no bar come on
I I respect and
I know everyone because you you are taking a spot from them right now is a guy that someone is like when somebody parks in the handicaps face that's what
it's doing with his that really uncomfortable doing it. So what will say I got? I've got some meetings tomorrow and we'll figure it out. Is there any features that are like an upgrade?
well you're, like call kind of sick to walk in showers, gotta be nice.
Are you worried, like car, karma wise? If you go and make a big fuss and get switched.
you're gonna, have like a tragic accident
Oh I'll just have to come back to it. I would be scared of that. It's like it's like it's like switching your flight or something you already means like. Oh shit. What happens if the other you know the fly they switched to.
I view in the perspective I pfc said I'm taking disclosed brain out of someone who needs it more, very selfish, very
Obviously, right now, my other one is from a when I get when I get a hotel room than eighty eight compliant. So
The features are better for me here,
meanwhile rocks or nice to the bar living up off the toilet when you're young, your legs falsely yet living for a year, the different story: ok,
or is it only happens you jake.
I believe it has happened to you because it it really is not your fun and it is a very easy way out to be like yeah. I wouldn't take it from someone else, but we have put you
a sufficient pickle riots.
I thought I thought it'd be moving in today, but now I'm just standing in an empty room with a bed and a dusk. Do you think you're too good to live in an ada compliant apartment? No, I'm just uncomfortable
day toward someone else who might need it more sweet. So so your fire first,
essentially is that you have working legs
I feel so. I got where's the microwave jake. Is it escaped bayliss, waste level, microwave you're, you're business, waiting that you are like
you're like yeah. This is bullshit. They gave me this thing. My legs work.
I have to say to I forgot to say that I'm skipped up well
we mean, I have to say
micro,
now, you're scared. I got my first skip nice yeah, we'll will see what happens and my other firefox as I visited sleep wakened by one to a few weeks ago, a raft of fifteen
under collar war, basketball game.
Why is that fast?
It was a disaster. I got all what
old told me:
I need another pair of glasses.
oh that's! All
the other half time I may have ass the kids, who want the job.
rob.
So we did a bad job. Roughing you'd say
yes, the very about. Don't you rooting for one color over the other. Now
we mean holler war, basque, wisconsin, against kentucky
now having a rakes right now, like
I Jake.
what I will do. So what really matters is that as an adult you're, still using the phrase slip away camp
I've actually surprised that the term.
Color war is not changed. That's a good point. I mean by that.
I put. It is again: scamp, yad, liver
this dream, but yeah, that's that's the weak and having hopefully, the next time. You hear me I'm in a different apartment G.
Someone needs to make the meme of the the bloods and crips holding the bidet bandanas together with ref jake behind them yeah. It was a good experience. Sounds like
Great
Let's finish it up
lasher ever in the studio? Yes,
with this? Is that were retiring? We should,
had them ship it, because we have to figure out what to do with it. So old sell it or maybe we'll put it. We can.
We are going in the rafter, yet you somethin like that, put it.
it always like memorabilia? Ah
was a poor singapore, a pull a pole,
the guy who kept all the numbers billy stop written that mike
No! I didn't ask for the poor,
the very idea of no, I that doesn't count numbers on my uppers and then I saw
I didn't hear it. I didn't hear my end.
I didn't hurt or lead. Ok,
Actually, we saw breeding. The mai gets that jewellery here, didn't they produce at ten of reproducing by man. Your internal was knocked down than those seventeen
Ok, we're
Do you remember gone to an earl?
I think twenty will have got into an earl
shout out to the big cat. I dunno. If you saw that dude he like tweeted at us or dms like in in like may and said hanks to get the last lottery ball number in the studio.
What on earth is every last one of his duty, yet this is the last one
Our goal is a winner.
Well, I'm the reigning champ of that that machine is mine to ship it to my house, so the guy who did the polls said that I have won five times and he had everyone examples he had five five times.
I only say I lose zombie like here.
five, because, as he has five wins, the ass, a video on any attached to video. Listen, I respect all wins. I've never said anything about michigan claiming fourteen national title. So I'm very consistent with this
I'm the reigning, champ, ok,
me forever. You ever gone this nope, you ve. Never!
I remember billy got it for the first time and then he retired and someone else got it, and I got it on the next show. Oh yeah, the to back yeah, alright I'll, go
with the ongoing eighty had twenty may carry out twice,
just one wasn't on the show yeah I did get it twice in a row. Got it to me and it's never gone,
Havana.
Seventy nine,
a proper astute doubts yes and counts
I did not see. The same numbers will discuss same numbers by severe chemistry,
animals are, I think I saw a cable boxes and that Syria, that
I turn fifty three
What's your war, there was more
numbers, no cable box. We ve gotta, put them against the fact. As you know not meant email submitted mouth. What is going on here.
Just gimme. Sixteen I just. Can you give me a fool, ass, fuckin, one I'd like had you know that
Take seventeen.
Do you have a computer
If you want your number that poorly I do I not at a computer, we might not right now.
Did you get? This number is something
I had some one hundred forty also another.
Should that forty one people the same numbers, maritime.
forty nine seventeen. We can't do that I'll. Go about eighty five! That's fine! Seventeen! Twenty four
you fool names down. I also want more
Are you ready
seventy twond! What are you going?
No eighty, one slumbers twelve!
seventy nine. What is most picked give tee. I quit I quit
I quit you know we have to say the number have already did like that:
let's hear it would go up created vertical. Doesn't matter now give your balls jake that sweet ago carried on the were last year largest wingspan. Then
burn out on all. I can say this now: jake you're taking it just like you took the book and eighty eight martinet you're taking judging.
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