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Pardon my take today is Wednesday february. Eighth. Are hang on great fantastic to C4 couches
comfortable as can be yeah you're really sitting in a well and congratulations to lebron James for breaking the all time scoring record great job. Lebron, I'm happy for you. You know Lebron he's out and he's had quite a week. He goes
the ups and downs he's going to break kareem Abdul Jabbar his all time record. That's impressive! Like great job, you know kind of ball hog, but that's fine! You! You are a stack
Pilar you're, the greatest compiler whole time, but
would traded are to be able to go to
a box and get is writ his name written on the cup yeah ngo shop, a target.
That was like men, Leubronn
you don't know anything in your house that that's purchase a target it, but then I thought more about it and I was like I bet he does actually definitely is by the way. The weird like pictures and sayings. Guy
yes, oh he's got home is where the heart is. Yeah homes are like the wind things like her cuna moscato yeah everything happens for a reason: five o'clock somewhere or it's wine o'clock, yeah yeah eddie's, probably got like a scarface poster somewhere he's got the kiss he's got the pink floyd album. It was just very far it'd be like to see
lebron, say like I just wish. I could go to starbucks and get my name written on the cup yeah. You can go to the drive through it'll write your name on it on the drive through lebron. It actually is one of those weird things where lebron saying that I I I understand what he's saying, but it's it it's. I think it was maybe Brady a few years ago when he's like yeah. It's really tough. You know to be apparent and try to figure.
How to raise your kids when they have so much fair,
fair thing to say no one wants to hear like fair thing for the bronze say, because I bet you when you become that insanely famous.
There is a part of you that is like. I really wish. I could just walk down the street and just be a regular dude yeah. But again
No one wants to hear it because everyone would trade lies was that's. Michael Jackson did so much
jackson was so famous and so unique looking that he can go anywhere. He actually rented
in chairs his whole face tired know what that was. I mean that might have been part of it and that things get out of hand, but he rented out entire supermarket and he paid people to be actors to pretend like they were shopping the supermarket, so it could be able to go out and
for whatever weird stuff inches eyes. He just didn't nathan fielder show yes exactly, he did the simulation or work or the rehearsal yeah. There were herded the rehearsal for himself but yeah,
lebron, so we are taking this early, so maybe he didn't break it and he didn't. I don't think so. You don't think so now
I do at home there at home tonight next point.
I always raise gonna. Do other says if, if IRAN as a true historian of the game, he would wait to break it against the box.
The only other team the cream played for so lakers box playing on thursday night? Maybe he does that who knows either way if he does,
break it. I'm not going to be hater about it. I'm not going to like it's just an attendance record because that's what it is he just played a ton of seasons didn't go to college, which is not
We should look up to three point line that exists for cream for, like half his writer and it's I mean he does have the most points per game lebron so that we know he doesn't know. Mj still has the most points per game, but either
Well, if lebron hadn't played in all the are we counting playoff games as all time points record, I don't think it does. It doesn't. Okay. Well then, that completely submarines, my my take on him. I did do a little research trying to just being ready for
at the moment because it is an incredible moment: lebron is an all time player but he's very good at basketball. I think we can all agree on that, but I I did
An arm myself with some stats he's actual
more is closer to james hearted than m J in terms of points per game advantage of his efficiency rate
I dunno. What his pr is pr pluses hear. Applause is your plus stinks the the craziest thing I was looking, so I was looking through the the points per game. I ask you a trivia question earlier: pft hank, were you in the room cause? I can ask you now you didn't ask me trivia question where you were standing there when we were talking about it, there's nine guys right now, who are current active players in the top? Thirty, all time points per game kind of tells you what the
replying in
and one name is just and saying that you would never guess. I d, I think you're there. So it's
katy Leubronn, dame james harden staff, delhi aid. He Devon! Booker,
kyrie and then one last name. Can anyone guess it I can do? Well, you heard it it's Carl anthony towns, which were shocked me when I saw that he is he's top there.
It's the corner, yeah, that's wild that, while the others, whilst that is not, it is gonna of crazy, though, to think about lebron how, since
Two thousand three: the nba has been lebron James. That's such a long time.
Those are so many different areas that he's overlapped since it
the league, and the league has just been said.
He's done him. The tired submits its honestly, impressive,
Some would say. Don't look at me. Selfish.
Not me somewhat are also say, like hey Leubronn, you
we ve been using performance enhancing drugs. I would
I'd say that abound, but a lot of people have said it. I think that we should. We should hear them out. Here's something nice. I must say about lebron. I think there has never been a case where the he exceeded the hype, because he was
back to be this player, you're coming out of high school Yonah televised,
cool games? Any somehow was better than that.
you know, there's been many times and sports where you see a player or prospects, your keys
The next guy, any might even have a good greer doesn't have a career likely
see. I pretty that aim to think about. Like the
the general media called their shot. Oh and they were
yeah. We actually, we should get. We write it in media like right. We were so right about yon James. We can guess what I'm calling it right now
women Jana is going to be great yeah he's going to be he's going to even be better than lebron at his peaks, yes and yeah. Actually, when you think about it, lebron like we are
We had kind of an average career when you put it into perspective, we all expected them to be great. Well, he wasn't the the like. He should have been averaging fifty points if he averaged fifty points a game
Then we could like hand up. We were wrong. You were that much better than we expected. We kind of expected this I personally
expected lebron to surpass Michael Jordan's championship numbers, so he did what he did. He surpassed his finals appearances right. He appears to loss and losses. He has more. The altar is four and six know. Is he forty six now is?
lebron James, the all time, nba finals losses leader. No,
would that be on it? It would have to be
now. I will well jerry was jerry azure and less every lost everything he lost literally. Have I want Leubronn to stick around make more files, so it can be the biggest the biggest finals
Malta now!
of all knights.
You should have zero eight if he doesn't pass the wreck, but I'm just I'm letting you guys know right now. This is what makes art on skip. Bayless tweet notifications
because he's got somethin loaded. I well, I dont know what is angles: gonna be he's gonna per day.
Be gracious or, and there's gotta, be something that's like
mary slightly deprecating in their. Yes was the broad james. I'm just excited ass, a student of his game doing
three and a half and six. This is. This is gonna, be great, because what is three to happen to you haven't say why
Three and six could carry carried him to earn twenty sixteen to navigate through and have sex?
well and also he had weight. It has to be
Thunder stimulus that you have done was all did he get swept once
It gets get that the spur that should count as two yeah to that yeah this. This is the difference between pardon my take and every other podcast. I always think, like I think most there probably won't be like a ton of new listeners.
If you are, you ve had a mile before, but framed the new listeners listeners
Are the shoulder like what the fuck are. These guys talk about, lebron, scored twenty points against the thunder he still sixteen away and then the even better parties. If he falls short,
tonight on tuesday night, we're not even
mention on friday shown people like you don't even mentioned. By going to tools, we shall give him his flowers. If we already did this, we are you wanna. Do it again for on were first reporting that the broad james has broken the record, so these credit card, my having to credit us if he does it now, if you
do it well what I would call
Disappointment that would be to be within striking range at home.
For the home crowd and not breaking that record. I did so. I bet it would really put an asterisk on the entire deal. I bet is over thirty two and a half points tonight, and I didn't I just did it. I woke up, and I bet it and then I realized the box angle that I mentioned that he would be playing against the only other team kareem played for the guys, passing and
Also is. There are like us, sadder team that you could breakin all time record against than the thunder.
that's the
That's a real tough one, probably the wizards you! Maybe the kings kings are good.
What are good right now! That's it's pretty!
it's pretty good against the thunder? It really does the significance of the entire operation. I think right to break it against the thunder. He'll probably do it tonight and the they'll probably stop the game. Oh yeah and lebron. Do you think he's going to take the mike and thank everybody? I hope he writes a letter to his younger self yup. Those are always fun,
it's really a letter from his younger self to his future. So
but he's writing it as his future success.
It is a big lebrun cod.
playing is young. The thanking future labelling,
you you mention, skip palace and we gotta give him a shout out because he did the impossible. He he criticised leubronn for not demanding a trade for cairo straight up.
so that trade was never on the table, so use like lebron best
the winning a ring this year would be with care and ran. He should have issued have demanded a trade for cairo straight up that trade never happened,
never was even discussed, not only
trade, not discuss. The bron can't betrayed
and I'm not saying like he, can't be because he's abroad, he he contractually. Cannot
be treated as you have. No trade clodagh he signed in wavy signed is two year extension in august, and you can't trade him for six months,
an mba pie, laws sewed skip had a whole hypothetical did contractually cannot take place.
self borrowed from our boy. If you're braun, you can probably
you can figure out. You can actually do the trade. What would happen if lebron? I know he can't be traded if you just showed up in brooklyn, yeah, put on a nets uniform and tried to play. Let him play. Are they going to stop him or even stop Lebron James? I remember it was a big deal because it was he signed. It it's like
exports rule and he could have
the earlier in the summer any signed it
later in the summer, and then it became clear that he couldn't get like those trade deadline would pass or you could get traded well. Could trade like the future?
to drafting his son, that might be that might be the thunder member when he was talking about
presti yeah. I would, I would love it if lebron James's son gone to the mba and just swatted the shit out of his dad, that would be cool to rule and okay. So what else?
now. That's the the leading story, leubronn, not passing creams record,
yes a thunder, even though we started the whole show about it, there is media night me I
apple on Monday wow the pageantry the magic, the entertaining questions, it's it truly has it all. Did you hear so our friend front of the program dave damage, eq asked a great question and nick Sirianni he asked him if the superbowl is a must win yeah and I agree,
it is a must work so think about it. You should have maybe asked. Is it must win, can't lose? I think is the most when I disagree
you think it's killers, daryl yeah can't lose, because if you, if you lose, then what
but if you win its like ok, it's a must. When ok, we just checked off something good job, hey my view be moving on. I think it's a can't lose idiot. If you, if your new syria, you lose the superbowl,
You're gonna be known as superbowl losing had coach yeah. You can't lose out
you can't. You cannot lose that game if your next year- and if you are you- I mean you want to win it, but it's not a must. What, if you, what
and if you ever, if you lose, must when,
then you get another crack at a must win later that, then your next super bowl becomes a muster win, but he will get another crack at it. We think we think you think they think if they
the losers. Will they fire next year on a noble on sea? But he might you are you lost a must when
you can have a coach around that loses must went right. Losing it can't lose, though, is pretty bad.
If you lose a cat loosened he resigns. Yet you have to just fallen sort literally,
yes like brothers, yes, rest, japanese, yes, if you have any honour, nick seriously will commit supercool get
I'll get my our lord unsheathed below the lombardy trophy. The loser should have turned pale themselves with it. I would see. Jason kelsey would definitely be this sword. Unsheathed yeah, he would hear,
be the designated sword guy. He seems like
jason jealousies and an all time like costume guy. He can wear any costume. It will look incredible. I think if he were like either the executioners hood or, if you put on like a priest.
and gave him his last rites? Go! Look ass, big baggy, pants, yeah, huge
Japan's valid reason. Oh yeah giant, weird baggy pants. Does you know Jesus
who plays the saxophone
No, I did not act. So I saw a video got me pumped up. He was like the philadelphia orchestra. He was putting the saxophone they're doing fly eagles fly and it was just an awesome like philadelphia moment where all the
people at the symphony and they're just singing the song and chanting eagles, yeah, jason kelsey might be the most interesting guy in football. You could tell me any fact about him and I would believe it because he seems like a
worldly guy with lots of different pursuits. He also
I know it's travis kelsey. I think they asked him about the key to
preserving his body and making sure is always in good football shape. He said naps he naps like three times,
takes like thirty forty five minute naps. I might have to start dip in my tone of the napkin. Do that's
whatever you read a story about someone who lives forever, who lives to like a hundred and fifteen is never the dude that said that Jim, it's like a five to person from ITALY who just takes nap strengths, wine and and
its pasta with like fresh olive oil every year, like a grandmother, is a glove smoke, the same brand of cigarettes for for sixty years.
It's the no stress people yet has nothing to do with physical fitness. It's all about stress yeah. If you just have, no stress, you'll live forever and it's always those people. So maybe that is the naps
We can live right. I'm gonna get a napkin. I used to contest blocking out, but I feel, like you know now that I'm in my late thirties just call nap suit your river.
I am elite, nap, the nab game, I'm like the dad nap is a true thing. Where
If I lay down like I'll even be like you,
middle of the day. My kids would be playing. If I lay down lay down flat ten minute nap, no problem instantly instantly could be. I could have a cup of coffee in my hand, ten minute nap, I'm already geared up for the masters nap this year, yeah I've got my spot on the couch picked out. No one's touching the
yup can say: I've done some wraps, but yeah you ain't gotta. You gotta get your reps in beforehand. You don't want to hurt yourself poor muscle napping, which is something that I've actually done
injure yourself sleeping.
general that's what I knew. I go it's time to hang it up. You notices on just on like any aspirations of being physically fit. You
in the morning you ve gotta pulled hams. Rather, I've had the ankle.
Yes, I'm did I just did I just did I brought in my sleep the do away to take your masters nap to the elite level for everyone out their crack. A window crackled window get some air weak little cold. It's like maybe four thirty in the afternoon
cold you missed, probably autonoe, seven holes yeah it just that's spring air, I'm going on
They came after the superbowl. I've already planned to shut up
guy,
plan to our abscond from the hotel, with one of their robes that I will be wearing for my masters now, I've gotta! That's how you also taken next like getting getting into full.
Accession mode requires a role. Yes, yes, there was another story about the rocky statue in good
this might have been from the same interview with the sees it turns out that every team
Every fan of everything that's put on, oppose
jerseys on the rocky statue over the last five years, going back
superbowl proposal gives the patriots back and twenty was eighty eighteen
seventeen way sounds in seas. Eighteen and twenty eighteen,
Every time that's happened, that team is lost through. So if your chief fan dont go the rocky statue and get addressed up
is that right, like all will have his vengeance, I'm gonna need and eagles friend to please go unpunished, yours
the false flag operations, that's I will pay for someone else pay for the jersey operation. Northwoods. I'm going to hit me up. I will do that. I did get a little triggered with super bowl media night because
I saw matinee getting interviewed so that triggered and was was asking just in fields, and I was like watching the video being like stop talking about him. He's not yours. You tried to rule.
in him shut. The fuck matt nagy is next up. Man is next day it was. It was a very. It was a very pathetic moment. I was sitting in my car watching this video being just like shut the fuck up dude he was like justin fields is wired correctly.
The guy works or my shot, the foe and mandate, not your quarterback. These deadly gonna take credit for like laying the groundwork of just in fields,
You know when he got to the fell his his funding.
we're all askew, I had to sit down and work real hard with him. It's good to see that some of the lessons that we went through together are starting to take hold yeah he's ready, now build off of that and take the next step. It was one of those moments as sports fans, where you just have to take a step back and be like dude. Are you really letting this bother?
and the answer is yes: mass bothered that he was talking about the words just in fields coming out of his mouth bothered me
and that makes me a very small person. That's fine! I'm ok with that yup! So as long as you admit your faults, you can just have them yet
tiger. Woods taught us that also at the same time, if you're matt nagy, this is what you have to do. Yeah you have to like take credit. That's what we do. Actually one time we took credit for we're taking credit for julia watts, career his entire career or taking credit for
a incredible lebron abroad, James passing cream,
dodge bar because we set,
two thousand and three he was going to be good at basque right. We all agree like I understand what matt Nagy is doing, but at the same time, when somebody does it in a way that irritates you, you just want to rip it.
I saw them talk about them, because I I also feel that superstitions like if he talks about them, it's just the it's. The stink is going to be there. I don't want to talk about it. Yeah we had super
media night. We'll do all of our prop bets on friday. Show full preview of it.
Let's you hottie cool, throw by the way this whole show is brought to you by c for a c for takeover hank. Why don't you start with your
He called throughout our mahasattvas errors and tom Brady trend.
Went somewhere. I dunno what he was on talking. I think it was something to do with the ravens documentary that came out, but zakat. I want to watch that yeah is it out to.
Oh hell! Yes, I do you re louis thing. He was
talking about aaron rodgers,
Tom Brady said you know. When I talk about great court of actually my montana Steve young,
because of the way the game is change, I don't think aaron rodgers and tom Brady are impressive. Not done
I love I loved her aunt over because he is, he only exist to be the butter. The joking
it's like. Well, you don't need a great quarterback to win. It's right. Look at trent dilfer. There was some grey and then obviously like people online were were posting old highlights of his where he was just missing: wide open receivers, Tom Curran,
you're right. I had this that from two thousand
two thousand seven deprived twenty nine starts thirty
touch. Touchdowns thirty, eight picks he'd been there.
Seven years and Ambrady made his first start Brady.
hundred ninety seven touchdowns and eighty six picks and a hundred ten starts over this
I don't know, that's that's when turned down
playing gear,
There was that style, murders so much more, but we brought it up earlier in the season. I can't remember what team are talking about. Put the ravens that ravens super bowl team. I think they had like a six week. Seven weeks,
where they didn't scorn office of touch on and they went like foreign to. It was some crazy like that. That's how good their defence? What
vietnam outrages vicinity? It yeah, that's weird! I
really understand. I get their rogers part he's already but like well. How could you
How do you see those guys are bad quarterbacks, its impressive,
what it is about. The result has been, as has been impressed till I didn't see, come and so on do something a little out of character.
myself and I'm going to try to wrap full context around which went over said? Ok, because he was talking about quarterbacks of
the nineties, guys like troy, aikman, Steve young, to search and Joe Montana, where the pockets.
And the receivers, whereas quarterback friendly, so
the rules on do you know what I'm done with canada. Trade deal said that he's better than Tom Brady factory,
I want to get in the car now this. This is what those takes its best absorbed without the true context of it, because we are,
to be able to get her jokes off about trental yeah he's a coach you, a b. Is he yeah? He got hired as a coach, you a b and then your coulton article throws mini golf mini golf jake's been there since I think
six thirty this morning. It's why he's not here right now, I'm heading here right after this hotseat cool throne session, if you enjoyed the bowling live stream, this is going to be something similar. So how are we feeling
Knowledge was I'm going to the rehearsal. We ve never done a live stream mini golf or going to go access it it in I'm. Just I'm just helping you now make it happens. I'm interesting unstressed regime,
they went to his shame
If you think it would be a shame, but I think it is going to be great, I'm I'm excited I'm excited for the course. I think it's a much better course. I think. Obviously
I stress that it at ten o clock this morning going down to the car. He was smoking, the biggest joined in the world.
Now it would be a shame
and also if you want to watch it phd myself, Caleb Jeffrey low.
That's our foursome and we'll be live from the pardon. My take instagram will be live in the apartment. Take instagram the broadcast will be live on the barstool sports youtube. So if you want to obviously the youtube will be bouncing around,
all the players. So if you want to watch everyone watch that, if you want to just watch, began fifty goaded more by taking so long enough,
Let's hope it all works, nothing better than going to work. It's going to be great there everyone's going to tune in, and it will be a shame if it wasn't that pft is a darkhorse big cat. I think, is going to
try and and people might try to heart and the first one I've five finnish, like third party finnish second ok
what I didn't. Try undermine we'll see.
There is there's a lot of alright now you know what I hope it breaks. I hope the whole thing never gets brought yeah see. That's what you already know. What did I say it would be ashamed. You literally said the other day, you're going to go to the truck and unplug it when you get there so yeah,
I might. I might have said that I might have said that a modest about
are you running against me?
I don't like a good golfer, I'm going to try. I don't like having hank over my shoulder, I'm going to try, but how about I leave then? Alright,
Go go, go, make sure that everything's correct and ready to go.
One of that we don't have a shame the now. If to s, going to great tuning Jake this morning tune in us, I was like
then, why is there? A lot of things are going south are integral
I will be up and you'll be having the time of your life. What if Israel goes down because I'll be freaking out, then the whole world's going to end? At that point, you know president can enjoy a drink. Some say for real shame if Lebron james didn't get the scoring team in the world.
Would I love you guys? You say that you mean that
you'll love anybody.
If you're hot sequel to my hot seat is Russell wilson,
Russell wilson's on the hot seat, because champagne did one of his first interviews while he was getting what he was getting asked, questions about being the denver broncos head coach and they asked about Russell Wilson's, personal coaching staff and training team. If they're going to be welcome, I think they're called like team three.
Ok after Russell seal team. Three base horse and shot
it was a guy, don't overcome arrangements. We had before that, but around here. That's not going to be the case. When I could I don't, I don't participate in any outside culture.
I like that. I also had an epiphany and the broncos colors might be the best colors for coach hirings because they all put on that orange tie and it looks cool because I was like wow sean payton looks cool like we thought nathaniel Hackett. Look cool too and sort of vic fangio, something about the broncos like that orange kind of pops. On a tie, it's a little youthful yeah. I would say that
if the seahawks hired somebody, they could have a cool, but you can't go neon vikings. You know the yellow tile estately, the yellow tie. I just I liked the orange tie so good for you, bronco, vs good. I I think that sean penn's just telling himself for not being unlimited. It sounds like he's not buying into the unlimited lifestyle and I dunno that you can be a successful head coach. If you set limitations on yourself, there's also a one hundred percent chance that Russell Wilson just still brings his staff like like Jamis.
in his uniform when he was suspended, florida state been like what yeah. No I didn't. I don't understand. He'll just like have them change their names and have them get hired as like janitors on the bbb on the practice squad yeah, I do so sean payton
going he's gonna work, cut out, form he's trying to two she's all that russia Wilson take his glasses off.
His hair down. This is a good first step, though
I really do mean this, like you need sean payton,
Isn't this is a reality of how the nfl works is going to be there longer than russia Wilson. He will be the coach, because
no there's no scenario
we're Russell wilson outlives champagne in denver, because if their irrational
The really good champagne must stay there for a decade plus. If Russell
is really bad, sean patents gonna go find the next quarterback. Yes, oh, he should make the rules and he should be the guy who's like this is what
happened here because I'm to be here long past, you
on pay and also can lay the gauntlet down right now and then slowly. Take it away. Gap has progress, think on table where you can't exactly right hill, if you less russ, if you win six games for us and our first eight, you can bring your astrology stand as a jury.
What are you can't start out by saying you can bring in his home
and then and then ban them, because then that becomes an issue. Yes, it becomes personally just he's laid down the groundwork. Little bit.
My out in his very funny to that russia wasn't had a whole staff like when we made a big deal about the Tom Brady bilbil check? It's like they were already book for five rings and get away with it like tom,
I got to have Alex square when the Russell Wilson won one super bowl what's wrong with his defense, and so what would happen who's a worse quarterback in the nfl that has their own guys, that they rely on
I could see ask. Is this
internal same journal just has like one of his college buddies instagram, I was going to say called trash, but it's probably just as weed dealer yeah.
And might be, russ ready, russ right now, russ might be, though it yeah yeah. He is probably worse quarterback that has his team. Yes, yes, my cool throne is Gregg awesome
so Brady went on. He who shall not be named, show the other day a fake soup guy and said that he is not going to step into the booth broadcasting until twenty twenty four, so that means that Greg olsen has an entire another year at fox. Now I do think that there's a good chance that Tom Brady spends the next year just straight up, practicing calling games like playing games. Excuse me with the sound off and him doing his analysis. In fact, I brought that up to to jake. Yesterday I was like this seems like a good thing for greg olsen, because if he has another great year, they're going to continue to give them something to think about with a tom Brady situation, but
Jake was saying that he used to like play. You two games with the mute button on and he would do play by players to nobody which is perfect. Of course, Tom Brady's gonna need somebody like that to train with. I would like to offer Jacob
Tom. Brady needs play by plague. I an ounce of yes, Jake will watch youtube games. We can you can pick anything
like any game over the last ten years. Jake will do play by play. You wouldn't have to pay, and probably yes
toby negotiating you don't get you got him. I'd, say right now you dont, you don't have to pay jake Tom. You can just get jake to do play by play for you, you can work under call counter. Yes,
So this is my hot seat, because I should think it's hot seat
Tom Brady retirement he's not is
an entire year off he's. Basically admitting that he's not gonna start broadcast gave so twenty four he's out retire.
I can be him he's not we're talking. I can see I've been told us. I go about getting ready to do broken,
He just left an entire year open for him to come back
He doesn't have anything holding if he's jump right into the booth and the niners get a bunch of injuries.
and they coms like walmart in the booth. I this feels, like he's just
even the door, a little bit open
also interesting, because fox has the superbowl in two thousand and twenty four. So I respect that part of Tom Brady's decision where he's like I'm not calling the season unless it ends in a
well yeah. They haven't twenty four. Yes, they have. I don't know what happened with like the scheduling. There's a shake up. I think it's because it
a b c into it, because it's Joe box calling it in like twenty twenty seven, and there is an article about Joe buck today that was like and we love Joe buck, but it was just flex city cause. It was this article started like Joe buck watched the nfc championship game at a bar in paris, Joe bucks.
watch this this boy, a party in Kabul. I was ok. Okay, he's best like puts yes, I'm ready to by the way flip on Joe back again
everybody wants to have modern, defend everybody likes yearbook here,
I'm ready to say like that. Guy, I'm in blogger is entitled ease, spoiled yeah he's whitey, he hates my teamed up of yo.
I'm sorry like you are cool for a while, but guess what we're out yeah, but smack on the show to defend yourself. So fox has this year's super bowl and they have it again in two thousand twenty four okay so
Then it resets words now rotation of embassy CBS Abc, which would be Joe bach, yeah and fox or yet so it was,
I need a tom Brady's like await next year? We don't have the super bowl I'll, just wait. We have the super bowl, it does.
Like Tom Brady is taking a vacation away from work till it be a dad for your. Maybe try to get yourself
I can see how that plays out, not have anything on his schedule and then returning to work in whatever context. That's going to be, I I think he's done, but if you think that that's going to stop us from speculating every time a quarterback gets injured next year, he could be a destination for,
where he at least leaves the door open for speculation, yes, which, as you will be doing it, yet. No it it's it's. Thank you. Thank you from us tom because
needed that he also
Did you hear him on Jim graze podcast, which are still dark? Someone's gonna have to explain Jim great me at some point, Jim gray, I see
in the apparent raper why's he that wise, why
that everyone like. Why did the do the announced with Jim gray when he went to miami, and that was Jim grey was not, I think so
wise Brady, like Jim wise, Jim gray, Brady's got what is who I'm grey was a big deal back in the eye.
But like how is he
I just I want. Maybe we're gonna get some ground the shell like how you doing this to
So how are you the Oprah of sports, where every like big only the
a plus listers there like me to interview don Jim grass
Jim grade knows where the bodies?
It's crazy! That's why, like he, he probably has all the
he's right? It all goes back to been drinking bodies of people. I bet you Jim graze, drinkin bodies like bob craft with Brady's agent, and then they go to him because they know he's a trust, a guy and he's not going to speculate about some
things have happened, the past he was a box and guy for, while too, I think he almost
beat up in the ring by don king. Maybe by MIKE tyson, I feel like Jim gray. Almost got punch in the face.
MIKE tyson in the early nineties and almost yanked out, and that kind of proved his mettle. Where he's like I'll stare, anybody down that was also howard letterman, when I think he had the was like I. If I were
our fifty years younger I'll? Kick your ass, those him thousand. All time moment,
yeah, I'm looking up Jim gray right now, I'm trying to figure out what exactly has been around for ever
He had a pete rose, big pete rose thing, Jim gray, married no, no children. Also
Is it Jim grazer combat veteran retired special warfare? Come: oh, my god we
This is different from gray, Jim grim.
Jim grant is charged special warfare combat graham
came ass for for twenty two years experience.
I'm going to I'm going to run with this, though the grad computer science. I think it's the same gym grade. Maybe that's everyone's disrespecting the troops by asking Jim grey to do these.
is like the old rumour that MR rogers, you weren't sweaters all the time, because he had all the army tattoos on his arm and he had like fifty three confirm, kill us as a sniper area
I liked that rumor, I'm going to just transfer that to Jim gray, Jim gray is a fucking assassin, damn Jim gray, three times sports reporter of the year. What a what a what a career? Yes, if someone figure out, how does Jim gray just be the guy,
so we did belch, I can Brady were on the show together and Brady, like almost cried, because it was, it is
Crazy was one of those moments where you feel really stupid, with how every one covers sports and, like the braver, spell check think as they basically bolter like. Yet we love each other whip. There's no way we would either of us would have the success without the other end,
It was one of those no dull moments, like yeah, of course, yeah. It's also very funny. Just got bored and we're like they've won six super bowls. How can we split them up yeah, it's funny that that he had Brady and belichick on his podcast.
At the same time and we all agreed as a society. That is not a big deal. Let's not talk about. We have great at some point during our stage of great, doesn't move the needle, except for the the like.
Europe can you imagine if, if Bela chicken Brady went on a premiere podcast together, like you call her daddy,
and got interviewed at the same time that would we'd all be talking about it. Take the secret to our successors. We we found out day one that we both loved gluck. Look.
and that's how you build the foundation of a really Shaw Tom had decreased gobbler on
I bill you like getting sucked off to where early atoms used to come in the room and peg us as we are doing film study and that really drove home. All the lessons that we need to learn. All my other hot seat was a Jay Williams.
That does not stop with stephen. I was all time like one of those true great moments where
was very personal on air and you could feel the tension and seven ages bodied and because he just kept busy called the moluccas, J Williams loves to say I find it in.
sitting, which is a very good way, easy way, a cop out way of not actually saying what you feel as even I was just like you keep saying that just say what you
I find it interesting- that J Williams keep saying? I find it the right right in that's exactly what he was doing. He was saying I find it in
lasting that you have all this animosity towards carry irving and he don't bring that same energy towards Jeff basis which
the very funny thing to as a sentence, but here
The implication was a Jeff pesos by not
taking down the link to the documentary of the anti semitic?
they carry irving promoted, was justice culpable as carry was.
it's funny to imagine jeff basis who I don't even think
is a ceo of amazon anymore,
sitting down in screening every documentary that he sells on amazon.
Giving it a rating can be like. Ok now you know what I didn't like with this film. A filmmaker was trying to do so, and I take this off. The island
in store. Now, I'm I'm going to say this just because if I'm wrong and it's just a false statement, then we'll just call it even me and Jay Williams for his tweet about he may have doka being the first
africa, but that wasn't j which he was half use, hacked either way I'm gonna gulf war,
pretty sure I have a memory of J Williams. After the entire documentary thing, he said that he watched and there were some interesting points in it. I pretty sure is that ok
who knows if I am
Someone will maybe have to go find that for me, he I think you said it was bad loser
bad document, but there were some interesting things that were brought I just I just felt it was interesting how how the trains ran exactly on tyres. Yes, so someone find that for me, so I can be vindicated and then I can work.
J worms are no longer even I still on one may see thy smith was I
he was the victor. In this situation I would basically was making jake
seems very emotional on the air and jaded really know how to explain his way out of it, and
the end. Molly bless her heart had to step in and go like. Oh
the fellows were all friends and colleagues and Jay Williams was over there like staring and looked like. He was going to cry and also stephen, a smith had an unbelievable line. When Jay Williams tried to call him triggered and stephen a smith said, I'm always tricked.
Yeah I was like you can't beat that yeah he's always triggered. He had always ready to fight yeah. It was great, it was it was it was.
Similar to w w e, but it was real, get right now, you're. Looking at one moment where breaks in your like, we, these guys really don't like each when J williams. Thank stephen ace
for allowing him to speak here. Ninety seconds on the show that that boy
knew that there was something personal that J was holding back and Stephen smith was: he: was he smell blood
the water and there is no more dangerous, stephen a smith than when there's blood in the water. Yes, yes and then my cool throne, we're talking about a monday match, ready, ready purchase. These tickets,
the superbowl said, and also we decided we added beams is gonna. Go as well so means is in part of the deal.
Well he's going to sit with them. He's going to get all the content. We're gonna have an incredible p m t v out, for this, so max will have entire episode of max at the superbowl or social club.
so means I'll get reimbursed for the ticket I buy for you. So you you don't have to pay me if the chiefs went so that one would be supper. You can pay me if the chiefs, when all accept that
you're allowed to do that? You can. You can also pay me. I know not all my max. Don't don't step on. My toes hear me
You are more than welcome to pay me if the chiefs, one, ok, there's a big purchase max. What do you think it I found theirs?
shall game time by the way, buying online game time he's bars to one hundred four hundred dollars off. I think these ones right here, sex
for seventeen rose. Seventy, but I should say this out loud bleep: it
people just be coming up to now. We know we don't need that. We now see that happening.
I paid it yeah, let's well
Iran is built on us disgusting. That's fine. Just show me where you're not going to show me where you want to set this chair, this couches inasmuch ass, hank ruined it show me
point to where you want to sit and then I'll tell you the price, I'm going to scroll real, quick. I think it's these ones right here. Those are those look sick, don't you think? Yeah, okay or these little,
Expensive yeah, let's give it a little more: oh, okay, okay, alright, three seats together, total prices, eighteen thousand nine hundred and sixty and you're paying for how much of that whatever device. Two thirds of that
so max. We we had an interview, the maximum he can be on the show. What next week, yeah so max was talking to us, was really interesting about his confidence and how he developed like a sense of real confidence. That's not just based on this hard, tough exterior shell of like pretending to be
confident. I can't help but think about you and how you ve been acting this way towards the the eagles, because you do have this like hard shell of confidence on the outside. While he the way you really said it was, there was a difference between someone like
Lee who has delusional cons. I think he said he he could be clinically diagnosed as being confident. Yes, so I I'd like to think that I'm somewhere in the middle of billy and max, but probably closer to billy yeah. I
I think that's fair and that's growth. You admitting that right now is you can
that you're you're nervous that you're shaky, because this is the
in your life. Well off
believing that the eagles are good enough to win the support now about I
it's starting to a point where I, like the eagle so much in this game, that it's like there's, no way that the like there's no way this is going to happen. It makes sense at the eagles are going to win this game, but that's not sure that I'm, I'm gonna be going back and forth all week. It's the only thing. That's all my mind. We have like a really busy work week and then everything at at lake every single thing that I do it's like. I didn't
remember that, like sunday, son, that need to be ready to go or is this a kid can't loser must win for you. This is a can't lose
Ok, that's right! That's why sizes can't does it doesn't make you
recent experience he said it was a when everything that on it,
everything nick sirianni does makes me nervous, but he still wins. So the answer is yes. That's like ass good, that's a good way to describe necessary on it's like he comes across
is the biggest loser in the world, but he's really good. I don't like anything that comes out of his mouth ever, but but he gets results, he's great he's great. He gets rizzo. I look at him as like a pete alonso sort of of football. Okay, it's not baseball season yeah, but I'm just thinking
half her audience just tuned? I I I j j time yeah hold on, I'm I'm purchasing them. So I hope that I can transfer these. I wonder what, if the nfl bands me, I don't think they could do that. Ok
Now I have to do all they will do this after yes, but now that the tickets are.
you'll need to know where the real needs of thousand. I ask me: ninety thousand dollars. Ok, so that's ok here yet
and that's fine, that's that's. If that's hadn't, my budget, yeah, that's fine! That's fine,
we are breaking news, yeah max breaking mercier. You have to do breaking moves
If,
rogers has talked about aaron rodgers has talked, and the pair me show about potential
retiring this off season. I dont know
because I haven't seen the clip yet, I dont know what context to take. The sun
but aaron rodgers says that this off season he has an opportunity to do a little self reply.
In some isolation and then, after that, he's going to be a lot closer to the final final decision
He has not even decided yet whether he's going to play and twenty twenty through. That's why? I think it's going to be important to get through this week and take my isolation retreat and contemplate all things. My future, he called it a darkness retreat
for four nights alone. He said he will be in pitch black all day and all night for forward his knights. It's really
three deprivation isolation. He said it stems
it's de empty and there can be some hallucinations. I love her
ok. I will. I believe, these locking up so he's gonna, be water boarding himself, basically to
emulate his brain. Yes released, the god loyal, so we can work out whether or not he wants to make fifty eight million dynamics you. Yes, I can save you. You won't have to have your brain. Exert the chemical, that's reserve
for you when you die to pacify you and make passing into the afterlife smoothly
that, yes, you do want to play. Football
one more year for fifty million. Yes, it's pretty I'll, save you that pricey by the way,
Has it been purchased? Oh god, it's ready to go you ready
go also just one last thing means
means had never been to an nfl game.
in the last month, he's gone, he went
you play off, came in kansas city and the superbowl.
Other video fuckin, suitable Jesus
price- you literally, had never been that'll. Anybody really is go to the superbowl, that's insane, but it
we re content and we'll do it. It'll be a great pm tv. You get to see max and all
we will be tweeting out all the life stuff, so major you follow me
When you go live at some point from poor my take instagram,
with the wifi situation is going to be like yeah you're, going to get to see, rihanna up, close yup, hey
jake on here. I can say that with impunity,
I really don't want on very very excited to Santiago, I'm very except just watch max
I wish I was ages have you I might have a
personal files memes just sending everything. I'm not. I yeah I dunno the closer. It gets like the more my heart.
It's just that you're gonna scream at a little child and light gone. Oh man, yeah brought, there's gonna, be there
their computers inevitably serves argue about it. He starts like getting deep into the
Excesses of his brain realizing a loss is a possibility and you can hear the switch in his brain. Where he's like it's going to be ugh, oh man. Oh,
it's gonna be here that that is realising that olaf's could happen, and in that scenario he gets into like I'm gonna fight. Somebody up,
if fighting someone with tears in my eyes it was the first time someone ever gets. His ass beat while the other man's crime. That would be awesome. You should actually think about doing that
you're gonna see a rare side of me on Sunday night. If the eagles lose this area and its
We all know it's out of you: that's gonna buy, albeit only in an obvious. It is right now, let's make sure, maybe someday before you go to the stadium, will do like a quick video with me. Impieties. Can you promise me you'll just go live for a minute just just last thoughts before you go into war, the air so get ready for that yeah, I'm ready!
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Okay, we now welcome on a very
special guest, recurring gas. We can give to varies very, very, very special future hollow famer.
J J. What we have to first of all, thank you for coming.
This is the first exclusive interweave given since you retired,
Let's say that yet out ass, a writer I mean what other showed the rich eyes and rich and dance
not expose initiative was definitely go and coward right now
not so rich and dan. I would assume didn't ask you like how long could you feel rebelled
thing on you
at last, we're going to get to the core we're going to get to that the good. This is going to be a good test. Alright so
it's great to have you here. If I'm sorry,
he retired. Are you act
retired that we have to start their noble come on this like really gets hit. A muslim hypothetical,
hypothetically, the steelers are the one seat. Next year, they they lose a decent alignment, go into the playoffs slick weeks
and teens J j J,
They want to come a ten million dollars. Why and how the seasons? Ten million? To finish the sooner we have seventy ogier others, I'm the one some are now in pittsburgh. Are you? Are you going to deny your family, the joy of watching lay with your brothers? I mean there's ten million dollars and weak seventeen with
I seen everything that is in consideration. Alright, so you're not you're, definitely not retired. Well, I mean you saw Tom Brady retired you like well now I have to share the hall of fame induction ceremony. That guy is going to be all about Tom
we can put it off
and then it's like you and Matt ryan you'll. Dare perfect you'll get the last speech.
I want the last speech no interest in the last okay, so I can like I can just fluff it up for tom and let him hit it out of the park. I can give them all like the the praise.
everything and then just let him maybe say like a quick sends about me before he gets into yanking everybody. So
so? This is where we get hanging a pickle cause, hank still haiti, Nada,
in any you. You knew I'm here for I'm here for slaughter. It up. You said, I'm sorry that you hate me yeah. I was sad to see the look on the little troll smile. Yes, well he's proud of it. I'm sure I mean he should be he's one is holding on holding on, which is great, so we so I told him last night I was like you know you,
the old saying, like you, can't tell the story of football. Without this person, that's that's kind of the mark of a hall of famer. He can't tell the story of football without jj watt and dominance. You had
although you can tell the story of J g watts career without pardon my tea,
so I'm wondering if maybe my speech beforehand.
You know you some more be old enough. So right, maybe it's just us and an end you invite us to
aunt em with you and hank.
enforcing not be able to attend, even though Tom Brady will also be being doctor that we can write. So I mean.
Maybe we give you speech the night before the boy should set up there and care.
yeah. Well, I mean it from fort.
We have to get any do we do a pmt from there, though we don't do that I'll. Do that, then I won't go on when you retired. We actually had the debate on part of my take and it was a no brainer. A lot of people will say like GG what great player all time player, even better person
That's bullshit, that you are a person and you're pretty good, they're, very good, but any of these guys out there that are like go even better person, nope, not that good of a person. I appreciate that. I appreciate that and probably true true, let's take off the humble stuff for a second or your peak, because
you were at your peak. You were the most dominant player in the nfl, where
You put yourself. I know that, like our reggie white, maybe lawrence taylor you're in the conversation at your peak, let you took best
defensive players at their peak
you're in the conversation, that's that's! The problem lets the
tal, literally having this debate this morning with a couple guys in the
sure, debates like that is. What's with what are you talking about when you say greatest defender of all time, are you talking to
long, jedi longevity of their career you talking about if you took every
in their grand put together. Are you talking about for one single game retirement for one single season that which player, which
Why? Because that's different, I'm I'm I'm never going to argue for the longevity
microgram ahead, injuries ahead issues I things going on, but for
one season or one game up up up myself, and I, like you
it's I mean it's a fact like you're dominance in that structures, it three in a row.
Did, you went three or four three out of four three out of three out of four defensive player of the years like and- and I think that you know- maybe I I think people
recognize that they realize, like that stretch where it felt like there was a stretch where it felt like
the time they were gone red zone and they cut to a attack. That aim is like what a j J watches to end the one thing that
I heard about you and I don't know if you can speak to like how this is possible, but
in tat an hearing about like often sublime and talk about how you played. They said the difference between you and everyone else. Is that you
your motor never stopped. So you like play one to place.
Andy you are still going hundred percent- is
like. Do you know that when you were playing like, I have the ability to just never let up even a little bit yeah?
and that's something I pride myself on it, and I think I mean I don't have
in front of me, but I I would say if I look,
most of the sacks of most of the ten thousand things from my career
I would assume that a decent majority of them were either in the
I come from the season or in the back for games like the second half, because
guys, the worn down guys get tired, whether its second half of a game or to second half of the season. You just get gas.
and that's what I promised myself on. Then I mean
We all know my history of working out, not yet some bullshit, but that
that's why I was when I was at the end of the season because of that
It's also part of the reason I ended up injured. I, like you, say the some of the bullshit when you retired and then the next day you took a picture of you at the squat rack, not the next day. It was with the same day. No, oh he took it.
No, it was like a couple of that you'd, I'm not the one from countries go on wednesday of eco gerhard, yet how along breaks Jake. I took
Ten days ass, I felt a motorcycle. I can't do it. I can't do your guys lifestyle. I just can't live, try it for ten days.
I mean I went home to wisconsin for a weekend and withdrew
party at a little irish problem, my town and got after a pretty good
and I had no routine or nothing? I sleep till. I could wake up every day in
my son. All then I was like. Did I gotta get a routine? This is a shit
like the statutory freedom, can be bad. That's also perfect to you. Basically, we're like I went to a wisconsin bar in the middle,
Winter looked around was like
yeah this cannot be a weekly thing. Man like risk and not the earth. Do you have any plans for retirement? Are you going to step on our turf? Are you going to be one of these players that retires and thinks they can take over the pocket,
some game because our modern everyone, you know I can't get onto the in my life. I know that's why I want you to know guys. Other reason I will not get into pike s because of how it's too is you have to be pumping our continent. Such a crazy rate,
have to be doing with such like ferocity and enthusiasm, and you have to be doing it constantly and you have to have a team that puts it together.
That literally, is a deterrent for me, like I dont want to work that hard at that. Ok, so that's not it! For me, I m a juggler, secretive release.
Yeah yeah super easy these guys. Do it all a lot of it they're not actually doing anything right now, it's the microphones connect to the internet and they'll. Listen to us. It's pretty! That's fair, although I think that you probably would take pride in like we. Do we take pride in having bad opinions. You'd probably want to be correct. That's the that's! Really! The the key to podcasting is like
I don't care about being correct. It's very easy. That's fair! That's one of the issues that I have because I mean I do think that there's some foreign broadcasting for me in the future just cause. I don't want to be away from the game. I want to be
the game. I love it. Early
caress that I never do it, but the closer
at the end, I realized like it's just it's too cool like the nfl. Is
and I want to be around it, but I don't want to be around in the capacity raft of poor all my time and energy into it, but the
I was broadcasting his every week. You gotta make those pics where they put the little thing at the bottom and they're like this. He pick twenty stuff
Thirteen then, on Monday, everybody comes home and like look at this moron and I'm like what do you want me to do? If
I knew what I was doing, I go to vegas all on the line. Nobody knows what's going on yeah, you just have to be so bad. You become good
Why, when everybody picks the one I'm the guy that pigs, the other, where I know when you do in their like
no you're right, you're right hand, those lost on one and all my last one. I got me a game here. Yemen here you gotta, have took, give ear almost killed me this year lived the bail or be where you game. I didn't sleep. I got sick for like two weeks after so
yeah it is its harder than the nfl outside easily,
easily watching all these. If I knew it, I like my buddies amene, even just since the season than in my buddies, asking me pins and shit, and I'm trying to like
I'm literally trying to think I would I actually taken this game and I'm I'm nowhere.
So you might want to get broadcasting I'm hearing a no to coaching. Yet to me
cause. You up and he's ok, I need your expertise on defence alliance. Are you gonna? Do you think about it
pop in and in talk to the boys and I'll watch practice not talk to him, but now I have no interest in the hour.
In the time commitment and go into the combine in like
going to the senior bowl and doing all these things. I I do not have interest in that. It is very funny whenever a guy retires like you and they're, like oh he's, going to be a coach, it's like do you know much as
college coach college coach would be,
the miserable miserable yet they put in so many hours, so many hours in the school coach like filled high school high school is certainly intriguing to me, no doubt because of a
The hours or less would be the impact that you can have
in the way that you can get to those kids and you can actually have some real conversations
there's no and I ll, there's no anything else. Your just
I mean my coat. My high school coach had one of the biggest impacts on me and some of the messages he gave and I think that you can help mold the kid's life and not not the kid. That's
the college to play for bought. You do you can older kids life was gone,
in college or going to the trades. I mean my my one of my best friends from back home as a plumber, and to this day we talk about the messages our highschool coach gave us. Yes, that's cool, that is very cool. That's yeah, how's, your heart! Don't,
It's all right, man, his crazy sly. After that
still happen.
Scared the shit out of me in. I had a lot of like deep, deep thought.
life and everything in a for about a week
we can a half hour check my pulse ten times a day.
and I'm just checking my heart, like I had
Vices, nevertheless checking a just cause. I was scared
everything was normal and then I think it was probably best that idea.
right back into the game because it didn't gimme,
have to think about it and then I all of a sudden settled back into my routine and I was it. It went away. I stopped thinking about one of those things where, like it was, you thought that you had to get back in the routine at the time, but maybe five, ten years from now
gonna look back and be like. Why did I play? Why did I play a game of football like a week after my heart got shocked back and it can definitely seem like that and for me and my wife at the time it kind of felt like that. Oh, you guys got divorced
at the moment. So what I mean you literally I may I talk to.
Eight or nine doctors in a forty eight hour period that we can and I
was asking every single quite like what can possibly happen. What happens if my heart goes back out of rhythm during the game? What happens if, when I'm practicing tomorrow, my heart goes out of rhythm, like every
Your question me: I had anesthesia, they put me out to shock when our backing. Unlike what happens, if I may
this tomorrow, just ass. These are today like
We asked every question and the doctors gave me the all clear. So what
actually happened like what. How did it all happened? Take
through, like you just woke up one day and it was no asylum. I was at best practice on Wednesday
went out to practice I came in, did my work out,
after my work out.
when I was in the meetings in the afternoon and us
up after one of our meetings- and I was like light headed, you know that feeling sometimes we stand up here, lay Heaven you like what he's just gotta bounds herself
which is normal says a guy was gone,
the next meeting,
but I had it again and I was like my heart was being weird and one of our system. Coaches looked to me like you right
the little you all right.
Kind of game me that, like oh somebody else saw it wasn't just me feel like a little off
so I went in our trainers, was like hey, my heart's been a little weird and I'm real short of breath. Can you just
my pulse in check my pulse and our train
look to me. He was like
we're gonna we're look at some and that scared the shit out of you. I was this
back and would be like national problem. So then he sent me to our team doktor. They get
e k g. He read the occasion he was like
I'm an essential to a cardiologist right now, cardiologist right, so I'm like a fuckin amen, so they sent me the cardiologists
the cardiologists runs the tests and he's doing ultra ultrasound of my heart.
In some way and on the table and have told the sword before laying on a table doing also literally the we.
for we are doing the of my son yeah,
So I'm getting the option of my son seeing that and then the next week, or do an ultrasound of my heart. Seeing if I'm like going to live- and I dunno I have no clue I'm like- am I going to die.
Scared, the shit out of Me- and I was so worried and everything my wife is worried, amendments
and he does he also- and he goes ok
I'm gonna send you to a specialist
Now, I'm like what the fuck me, otherwise I'm sent five runs up the ladder here like this is real and this
me too, like electro, physicists,
something in and he was to explain to me what was going on and it was. It was basically just in asia,
people have a football team people walking around with a fib,
so, in the end, it turned out to not be the scariest thing, but if a scary some afresh. Lastly, right and it's
caught it within twenty four hours, which meant that
that save a lot of potential issues, because if you're out for more than forty eight hours, you can have blood, clot issues are going to have stroke potential and things, but
we caught it so fast. They said.
you're ok, we shocked backing did it was. It was crazy. What I'm hearing is you're a clown.
The real judge I mean real. I would never type there right. You're right you're right, that's it that's what happened!
I'm all it's all that scary, though, and in having like your heart, shock back into rhythm and then yeah you're right,
looking but you're, always looking over shorter. Like am I going back into mind, thinks maybe you're going back into when you're not to this. Their success has in my way I mean so so they took me last the hospital to shock
back in the rhythm and my wife they liked. Would you like to be in the room for it and she like
I don't want you to forgive me know so I mean they literally took my shirt off like gave me some. These are put me out and then put the paths in your chest.
Just like you dislike shock, you
ten minutes later in harmony.
Ten minutes later another door, and that's not that she broke up with you. You're lowers that's crazy story than you played like, and then
there are more hamlet, stuff happens that has been it was like that could have been me. I mean I know it's different, but just so we're we're sitting in my house watching me and my wife and son just watching
the game on Monday night and I went to the kitchen and make some food and eternal
Look the tv in this area by stopped inside a stand, and I stood in front of my fireplace in front
the three feet away from the tv for forty five minutes
I did not move and it was this
The scariest and then at that moment
my wife is already known. That was retiring. Everything instead was when she was like. I could not be more happy that
retiring yeah miss just scared weight. So when you sign your and retire-
some months ago really anew within the start of the season or was it before this year is
before the season. I knew that if I was playing at a level that I was proud of, it was over like I've been kind of trial.
fine that sees and where I was putting film out there, and I was playing football that I was proud of, that
show my son, my final season and say look. This is dead.
and want to being injured season. I didn't want to be.
season where I sucked like I wanted to be sent a racket, looked back and be proud of, and your retard tyrant
The way you did it was also the tweet it confused a lot of people
You realize that no yeah, because the the was cohen's first ever nfl game, my last ever nfl home game.
I think the biggest,
retired, like
I obviously I read it was like I was retiring. Everyone reply was like this being done.
it was a cool way to do it. You were you thinking of other options, so I had
after a long cause, I known for a long time and I've asked I was talking to my agent, my wife- and I was talking to my family like what do you think's the best way to do it because
did want to do with a little time left. I want to do with two games left just so that I could say goodbye. My team is the right way the fans like I want to be able to say good, bye, bye
There was no way in my head that I was like
Every way kind of felt like it was really making its super about you and I didn't want to just be. I hey guys this is it so I want
to be by my son and my family and about the reason that I'm retiring in I didn't.
Until that morning, that that's how I was gonna do it, but I got
they sent us the pictures from the game and they had a picture.
My son and my wife- and I was like this- is it it was perfect. I appreciate in the in the video was great that they showed of everyone from your career now not to be narcissistic, but I was like half watching it being like our and pft.
apart from this video, and I was wondering why no one asked us: it's pretty is pretty crazy how their video came about numb. I am massively thing:
and will forever be grateful for this video. My dear
coach member. When I
I said I was retiring, so we had two weeks to basically put together and he just got
the phone and called the first person he knew untold like spread. The word like wildfire and people start fires
it goes back and I am so grateful to him because I mean,
I was walking, I mean we are hard knocks and hard knocks, is literally around twenty four seven
and they were like hey cream ikea for this meeting, and I was like guys you'd make me up all week, like we got cameras everywhere. I've given two speeches for the team this week I don't want to. I don't want to be mucked up in there
we think he's got some special plan than vance r d corner and, as I do not have any special do,
like we gotta, gained more like it. They don't have any special
and then we went to a meeting in vance put on the the film and I was like, I was kind of pisses watching the film
alas game here. Just let me go to bed mailing road bed and then burka.
then said the video and he showed a dude and I mean:
I don't know like
the emotions that flowed through me and I wasn't ready for. I wasn't ready to see my whole career in terms of
it meant to other people and in terms of
thinking about myself and fifth grade and where I ended up in thinking about,
this is literally it I'm. Never ever in my life can play the game. I love must the steward,
If it is, it blew my mind and I the waterworks starting it couldn't stop where he was crazy. I'm mpeg! We showed that in that will work,
watch your actual benefits been if like halfway through, which is a whole room, would have lost over the whole room would die laughing us
It is like one week or one game. Looking back over your career like when you were truly at the height of your powers, when you were the peak J J, why
as I've said, my favorite three minutes of football that I've ever played was the game vs tennessee titans at home in Houston. In a year where I got a strip sack I picked up, the ball ran at like fifteen yards. I came off the field for one
they threw a bald under the hop to the one airline. They call me back in our. I went in the back field motion now and ran for special to me a touchstone and exploit
Like a three play stretch where I did everything I could do on defence and then
in scoring offense to me. That was the coolest moment of my career because I felt like I was playing backyard ball yeah. It is pretty at the highest level it sucked a we weren't allowed to use you as a tight end in fantasy football. Back then,
but was vice, nor did it count like india
sir. How does I know he didn't know it they if somebody drafted you as like an individual deepened supplier. Maybe that worked out, but you should have been able to start. That is you want, is a tight, that's bullshit!
guess at the touch on nobody? Yet no I've never had yet never happen, so the vessel,
you're lying down, then reinventing fire. So what were the worst three merciful
and why was it when bret bielema just didn't, run john clay in the roseville, a married man, a man that was like your wisconsin football tank carter, the frickin dumbest thing ever to the two point: conversion that he block. I was sitting like ten rows up from that just run john clay. How good was that, just until that long until we lost the rose bowl is the coolest thing
of all the behind yeah losing sucks that a ship moving errors
oh yeah. What was the worst three minutes?
in the worst three minutes, as you know, take your pick of my injuries. I think my broken leg was was certainly up the
that heard request has heard like a mother fucker without your on the fuel, now smith brokers like death,
at suck one that I did not know that I was the hit and the reason until years later, when they like the three, the east sixty and they showed a slow motion and everything it was you
well definitely not a better person than a football yeah. No, not that too, I'm not at all. No, it's terrible. I felt bad. I mean immediately after the game. I texted everything cause. The play was crazy because I just assumed,
he lay. It was a concussion or something has cream. Jackson actually got the sack, and I came in
was he was still up so I came in. I was coming over the top.
and then I ran off because we're excited
I saw a man down, as was oh, it's gotta be concussion or something you really down, and and
ottigny than we saw eventually what
actually happen. Then
years later somebody told me the story of that. It's like the exact same. Your line is jolt iceman, those like the exact same and then,
It was also me
and lawrence taylor through three time defence play. There's like there were these crazy synergies that
bloom, lincoln kennedy cross here.
we're lookin secretaries. I'm Kennedy can ease in lincoln, but just now that it's not your fault, it's that field, yeah yeah! It's
add feel its current. It's not your fault. Are you? Are you looking for a new field of biogas, as is happening with their moved to the side of old, are of gay stadium? That's what I'm
I will end my right away. I know you know the war has been rumor
many strange rivers I mean I've seen a lot of photo says I find out. If there is a lot of photoshop delegation, we aren't so we actually, we have a graphic skype and his main job is like make youtube. Thumbnails. Worse,
and we just start hitting them up with his absurd photoshop request, and they take to our electorate is here to contact you. I've gotta was otherwise not sleepily, like I say what the outlets in a bears, uniformities, they aren't not sleeping, is blocked in about thirty hours a week, just making
No. I mean I'd like to get I'd like to get off that fuel everybody's been heard. An endless like as a guy was plain to. Every
I haven't ever everyday. My last two games were the last two stadiums I had to play in so I played every single stadium, yeah place could use upgrade or grass grass yeah,
tell me: are you anyway,
I am on these. If the weather is great, everything is all the exact same press, one thousand percent,
I am also pass russia from needs. My footing so reigns.
Things like that! I do like turf, but I am. I will not go against my fellow
fell brothers, yet very much fighting of yet addressed. So your thing about maybe getting an ownership rights
soccer ownership on big into your head. Would you be
maybe about twenty thousand dollars of team called swans ii that someone might be trying to unload.
you have swazi, he had just losing money every year, so you want
I believe it. You literally been looking swans, ok, great yeah great, so you can take my shares
what kind of discount are we looking at? How did you get into swans because I notice you are a swans fan when they were back when they're playing the champion, yeah yeah, no, they stink, and we here's the one thing I'll say if you are thinking about swansea, just actually that'd be great because they like every probably six months or so I'll, just start getting tweets that will be like fuck. You
american pagan about? What's this and then I'll? Look like a message board and it will be like
Liverpool has lebron and we have this fat blogger, it's just like. Oh okay. I guess this round them up. That's the that's the one drawback of minority ownership. Maybe because, let's be honest, I don't have enough money to buy a majority of any team, so
you're the face, and they want you to be a part of it partially. Because of that- and you have a little bit of say here in the five zero zero. I, like. I point o all one percent share like I have zero, but you get all the shit when they crack and now you have my ok I'll, give it to you for free twenty,
in this way. Nothing now, but yet you thank you. I'm going to ask you my taxes in november president. Are you interested in a professional across
linked to. Oh, is actually perfect. The dogs have been playing or gas have been planned for their work.
J water dog is good, the current origin
really trash that place, though we champion shatters, live result. How many here budgets, if you want Cyril,
Maybe some of your owner should have like belittled you a little more. They they should have maybe respond to positive rent
I don't know sure just had people shit on me, more yeah, a couple of coaches tried yeah or you are.
Going to go into the hall famous attacks and I'll. This is honest question I don't know
that works like I don't I see the vice like bus doesn't have a hat
and I think what you may not think baseball enough. You choose your hat, but I just want to trap you into saying like out if he had some bitter to say, but
actions now zones in ireland and one of my favorite images of all time. It was one of the best decisions they could have ever made because a meter
I mean we obviously gone through some struggles there in the last few years, but immediately every single old,
There is on board all the fans are on board like you want to feel that stadium up again next year to mercosur coaches, a meal
the door, the adhesion be awesome, so you you pretended that you work or make the whole thing that was funny
let's roll play, will do David bay.
So you know
on your door is like a J J. You read the whole thing: are you gonna tell us what your reaction like us pretend that this is
right now. This is another question. I'm fascinates is how the hell that network
he likes and where is the hotel? Where, where are these hotels I David's? While we are he's no longer it reality, save for the argument? That is, if the owner, David baker giant guy
dude. He he puts everybody
when hotel room, somehow there on the same hotel,
So I will we see what is he putting up guys aren't making it superbowl yang everybody else. So I guess I'm saying I get it if David bakers putting up tell I'm not crying because he I know I'm in your golden relay, the final is so then they go into back room and then they have like Peter king orders. Three dozen pieces
for eighty of them stands on the tables like here's. Why? I think this guy would make it and then, after the arbor
You know I was parties underrated, getting they army, whereas we gotta get pizza party, it's been a little while
see again. Will these are things that we do for ownership but yeah they
hundred door after they take the final vote and then they tell you made the whole thing congrats. So there's probably like five or six people that don't,
that now that is crazy, saying these are using to cry or you can. I don't know I didn't
I was going to ask. I didn't think I was going to cry my last game, so I don't know. Maybe I will decried during the game so
it was I mean we got.
wash me was thirty seven to forty or so for crying on the field, while you're rushing the passer, so the the we we lost, thirty, seven or fourteen or whatever, but I got two sacks which I was jacked about. Obviously my last game and with two minutes left in the game. The forty niners put up a graphic that said like congrats on a hall of fame career or whatever, and the fans literally started chanting, my name and they
me out, like they call the time on, took me out so like I was literally like this is fucking crazy yeah.
Bans in an opposing stadium are chanting, my name, the opposing team for my face up there, and this is it. This is my last time and walked off feels
I was out crying son was in the stand, my wife
This day in the ass,
It was a. It was a cool moment. So when you get off the field- and you take off like all your pads and stuff, how quickly to Darren rebel ass to to technica, you know your jersey and all that come on
you knew he was behind you. I did
yes, you did so this is. This is part of the interesting part of that. So I know you
roasted for that. Yet right now really cut in line of special needs. Those kids every day
it could resolve if you make it to be like the kids. Do they were so excited me, my god, it's like
you're there, eurobonds and using this remark,
This is so so so great because this is both the most funny epitome of like what you gonna get.
You see
and you immediately make europeans. I saw those kids
they had been their later is crazy. They were therefore at least an hour.
That makes it worse. So I know not what I had seen him four times.
I have seen and four times- and I talked to him every time and there it was often there they were given me shit cause. I'm the cardinal
Therefore, and I was trying to get him to come our side
but so then that that was like that
more time. I literally had no concern there in our body
like you. I know you guys hate minutes were it's we're and so and absurd. It is yeah aside, so he had flown in I didn't,
it was coming. So he was like surprisingly in my last game, as the worst first saw. So I do not know it was it. I wasn't. Looking form and then
the whole thing that went down, but I will say this about him.
He handed me after the game. He handed me binder.
and in that buying the the binder said daddy's cards and sent for
and inside was every single trading card from the time I started wisconsin until my last came and fell
for my son. You stop, it was pretty will lie in haiti is so he bases like here's, my stocking material. Did you ever get like all the eyes
out of other trading, something it made its whether someone when born is, we know yeah, he did
did he really yeah he's got a squad on digital rights or something
ok I'll admit. It's very thought
given that that's very nice guy, he probably gonna,
hitting you up to like iep actually probably handed to you, because use was expecting you to sign every guard,
without anticipating the lancet, grandsons grass and my son signature, so we
Well, how is dad life? How old is your son now is that three months is the best is the greatest. I don't know I just like every
but before you have a signer before you have a daughter ever by tells you how great is and you're whatever, but it is
the greatest thing of all time, and I can't explain it
because you don't understand till you do it do you think he had anything to do cause like I. I agree with everything you said. You know that I cried both times. My my children unborn. Do you think, though, like cause your heart does grow bigger? Do you think your son may be had
they do with your heart that possibly that possibly just too much love like I just can't?
but he did, the cool thing someday I'll tell him, since he was born in my
It's ten games, since he was born and had ten sacks in ten games, like I literally turned into like a fucking good football player, yeah, that's that's what we we bet on golfers after they have curious for that exact in nfl player. I bet on you win to get a sack. I think your first game that you haven't good yet
like something about nuclear having their going out there.
And for a sense like a purpose bigger than themselves. Yes, their teammates are usually pretty happy for him because he just had a baby to his easiest bet of all time. No question I mean if you're a receiver or something the quarterback is deaf
throwing the red zone. Yes, are you
your son playful. If you
wants to absolutely
I mean his wife is sick at his wife's? An incredible sorry. My wife's is a global soccer player, so he can follow in his mom's footsteps into that, but yeah. If he wants to play football, but he's huge right now I mean he's really good.
Is dragging it. How soon, because you always hear rumours of like a giant baby born in Louisiana
lech walesa state immediately offers them scholarship. How quickly can somebody offer your son a scholarship liverpool, because, honestly, right now, I'm speak on behalf,
of James madison universe. I would like to officially
well for your son, a giant in iowa, deal to go to James madison, so he these guys first off. Are you going to be like fifteen years old and be sliding into his dms being like yeah now he's got some of those he's got some of those and where,
red. Look it all up
The rapporteur takes all five as its nose you'll be a bachelor. Has
why would you haven't sunday? My wife went to north carolina, one national chairmanships and there has been a blast
learn about their program there, she,
it's on me with their stats, they hurl their women.
Soccer national championship. Streak is one of the most incredible thing you go back to like nineteen. Eighty two:
maybe even a little bit before that and then trace and all the way through, like two thousand six or whatever was they want?
something like twenty five out of twenty seven national chip is on believe is the best time sports dynasty. If I lose every argument ever again and now we have luke fickle, I know
So we have future. National citizenship lie not little guy and a future twenty five. It would you do that because we
open, then gift any treaty about it. I looked at it.
and everyone's like what the hell was. I want that food. How cool is that nobody appreciates it, but like badgers yeah, so I sent my wife a picture from the facility when I opened it and she the she said
One message back do not bring that home, but I was like I'm definitely bringing home so right now, it's sitting in my garage I'll, take it waiting for a home I'll, take it. No, it's awesome yeah.
I have been looking at. I dont know. Why was google in this like a week earlier, I literally googled. What?
the browser like as a pet.
And not good, not good, probably the very, not good, I would say like a skunk number, yes, very bad, very bad pet cats, you name it bucky
it that's bucky. Also yet does not national every badgered everybody we met in the world's main. Actually ever talk to animals gesture.
every vary, but every badgers, namely its every dollars named jeeves. Yet ever banners named imaginative luxembourg, I got it saves, namely come pilgrim run.
so now for them,
the questions. Okay, how pumped are you to try smoking weed for the first time, pretty excited pretty excited looking forward to it. I've got a lot of teammates who are looking forward to that day as well yeah through my throughout my whole career throughout my whole career. He never smoked weed now
I now say: leave it there throughout throughout my whole career. I always told guys like yeah after my career someday I'll. Do it someday I'll do it?
Every guy is like. Whenever that day is, I will fly there. I will be there we're doing it together. So I gotta I gotta like throw like a massive party or something this is great to be the guy who smokes weed for the first time been like. I think I have a heart attack and we won't know that yeah shit you're going to you're going to get attacked, that's how it feels some people will be like no
Are you guys hurry now? Yes, sorry up, yet we should. You should livestream that
oh yeah, that's probably not going to be good for any future does so I mean when I saw to run for president eventually, there's gonna be out on you,
illegal is legally. Here are present. I am not ok, yeah!
lord from any, I don't know parry.
If it cheryl hasn't been like here is how you run for operators and I'm sure that it's gonna be a senators has to be asked to be. He absolutely runs this place deservedly so, but
it's no for politics for you right now,
Well he's always it's a no win
this in no way when I see one
yeah, then yeah, but then you still lose it's not finance or who the hell wants that job yeah. So that's that's why I think you should have it because I think anybody that wants to be president or wants to be a politician that should automatically disqualify you. That's that's a good yeah. Alright. So, since we're doing hard questions, let's pretend that you we do get invited to go, we're not going to speak a can, but we're going to be part of the. What like,
entourage who's the iciest to us in your family. Is there any still residual anger about the hay j J period of pardon my take
little legitimate probably would probably be my grandma yeah yeah. It's probably my grandma just because she is the one who was like what are these people? Why are these? Why are all these people saying these things to you, because everybody else is kind of fast? I mean it is wild like and I've told you guys multiple times like it.
Call me out on some shit that are probably need to be called out on in a kind of change. My the way that I
at some things and maybe I'd better get to meet.
too much at times, I'm sure, but it I mean,
It is a success story because I do think in and we were probably very mean Hanks thinks we should have. Never let up, as is being too
It also claims like three super bowl, trophies that he had personally personally yeah yeah. He he, but he doesn't understand. Like I remember you did, you did kind of change.
Like you weren't, there is
moment where it was maybe like. Oh there's a little, it was the. It was a hard knocks the oh yeah, the good, ass dude speech. Then that moment on, like you changed, and it's like whenever someone says like what the duties are really nice guys well intention. It's not like a
add thing, he just you know I was trying to heart. I was just trying to hard night. I thought that's what that's what I
supposed to do on the rise like when you as you get more notoriety as I'd never done.
For I didn't know, I was
It's trying to be the person like the fucking captain, america. I thought you were supposed to be right when I didn't really like. I wasn't secure enough in myself to be like if you're just you that's fine and that's the
the bureau is, I think a sports fans, like all we want is the authentic rum from people and when, when it's
ethically changes like yeah he's, just a really fuckin good guy and, like that's authentically its,
Would you root for guys, like that? You know what I mean like you want guys like that succeed. Thank you and go to the mall. Then
don't think your heart was always in the right place ironically, but
like you, it is,
It's not anything bad to be like. I want to be a good romano case. You are trying to do the right thing,
It was just like something that way that you can be prepared to deal with. All that fame, like I was thinking
buddy that gets that level fame when there are twenty one, twenty, two, twenty three years old, it's gonna, fuck with them a little bit,
it's like having millions of people have an opinion on you, no matter what you do right so yeah you were, you were trying to do the best you could. We were trying to say because we were decks, but then it all worked out. We grew up to our little grinches hearts, the group, except for which is okay yeah. He still hates. You hate your guts, that's crazy! It's great! He! When we, when we used to have that yeah, I texted I was like yeah gg is going to come by it'd, be great interview. First, interview is doing after he retires and hank was like
It's like you act like maybe run that sometime this summer
well hang onto it for a week and we can all grow hank. We can all grow.
yeah, why migrants change and you can change your guy or can do mediators, because once you start thereby underside. That's when there is a cool when I like it, I just like I: u s attorney you, you guys come and jane two thousand. We change. We all change J J piety and I all change together. It's called growth and we got became better people. We came. We like we,
j J in the middle EAST.
In America we were like the biggest troll dick heads in the world, and then we found a common ground of like hey, maybe we're all decent guys except us yeah I mean listen. Maybe I maybe actual little bit too hard, but judges said somebody walked in I've been thinking about it he's like. I hope you win with ninety nine, and I think I'm just going to ride with ninety nine lottery. Guy who's not going to win, though that's going to win that he's. Gonna win this I will wow. So if you win with ninety nine, then you have to give all the credit to Jj
that's that's yeah. Now I'm rooting for that guy. We think that the the reason why he still hates you and you can't let go there- is because, because that that playoff game, where, where arian foster designed those letterman jackets- and you guys all warm up there and then you got the shit kicked out of you by the patriots hank. Why would you be mad about that? I'll get the shit kicked out of us, dude yeah. I know I'm not that there were people still bring me up like haha, you're, stupid, letterman jacket and I'm like yeah. We fucking crushed like the joke, was on us like we took the l. What do you want? Whose idea was it? Actually?
as a couple defensive guys it was. There was collarbone sean coty to to
really really good locker room, guys really what
hearts in the right place, trying to do something team trying to some together and
Fair is very big backfired. Very y. All I ask those linking now know just get crushed language that not good. It is gonna call, though, that
bill of rights can be up in new england, as I always thought he gets a yes
fair shake for how things turn.
And in Houston, I think billow Brian, the general manager. We need a separate that from bill o the head coach.
and as an ex his nose guy, I think he's got a pretty good proven track record does work throughout the texans. I think it was like fifty foreign forty eight record
over the course of his. Whatever ten years are ever longer was got to the play off the bunch like that's pretty
for these and tax free. If, as I feel like he's, actually can be pretty good addition to new england, so hank we'll have to start throwing out that icy heart. When it comes to a more tax, no
As for my her, so I got a question I asked eli manning when he was on. I hope that you answers to wear white
My idea is always been that every college should get one alumni can play on the team
did they retire, whatever suitable could still be point. If that were the case,
you play one year for the barriers and dominate yes.
How much would you dominate? That's a great question, be fascinating man.
and they could be and be pretty good, the ad lying on arriving at a pretty girl would that be its per partially just the knowledge, because lake in college, the kids still have classes, is to have all this stuff going on in there still young and so
The schemes can't be as complicated it can't be as like. Crazy is near forwards, literally studying it all day. Every day
So there's slump for, like you would just know before the play what's happening and you just go wreck shop yeah. Is there a clear that you've gone up against where, like the first couple of reps of the game he just eats your launch, just like puts you into the turret
He feels way stronger way better than you and that you'd change
thing up over the course that game you like, I think I can get past us,
if I do X, Y and Z,
It seems to me where, if I was a different player and I got,
destroyed the firstly by the guy, I'm going to be against all game that will be.
I can't be the sky immediately, but you have to have to move on on somehow. So is there a guy that yes sort out against like that yeah? So
that one of the guys it does very well as tremblings trent does
He has some tricks and in things to his game that urges ferry
smart, very vet savvy like things that he can do
one of his biggest things that he does is like
when you fire off the balls even slimy, far off in your hands and
knock your hands down. You fall flat on your face and it's not like the most
impressive physical feed ever it's. He just knock you down, but men. You feel like a bitch
yes. Well, I so! Then you get up rather than you like. I just looked like an idiot. Did the announced was on tv just say like look at this guy face first in the dirt, my tremblings a beast and like so you're
thinking about that. But then you have to lake
in the course of the game, combat that and you have to know what he's doing and you have to like.
Flash her hands and get him to try and then you power into a more you have to you have to, I did it to him one
like you just kind of like play this game back and forth, and that's when
at the leader of the and you're playing at the top of the top. Those are the level of my games that you're playing like I
He knows that last pass rush. I went with the border, so he might try knock. This ball rushed out. If I do it again, so if I feel
my hand he's gonna try
get down, which means, then I hear it's like chess. Where lay out, if they move look to this and I'm it's it's fun,
that's one is really fun. So what defensive, lyman that you,
played at the same time or watched growing up that you like
maybe a move that they have, that you always try to do that into hyperlink, like VON miller, smooth or there something like reggie wiser.
Otherwise, how move is one of the cosmos domino moves of all time? I can't do it like
You have to have this unbelievable ability to take all of your weight as fast as you can up the field
lamp on the brakes on one foot, why
also simultaneously throwing a three hundred and ten pound, often sublime in and then come
under like the way reggie.
and near the just efficiency
Did it with was wont to cool things while tossed tossed india,
just got them to use their own momentum against themselves, but he could do it because of the
ass. If he was with how hard he could stop on one footwear, alot of people just can't put all that weight into one foot
crazy, that that's a part of the game. That's always fascinating cause like back to trent williams like when, when we asked people like we had, we were watching games with kyle long a couple of weeks ago. We're like what what is it that trent Williams that gets all his feet
and you don't think about it. If you think of strength, anything speed he's like his feet. His balance is always at the rights,
and its it. Those little pieces like
You saying reggie why it's the building to stop this? That only makes out my friend said: let us ism is insane like you watch a movie space, you watch him on a poor when he comes around the edge like it
probably watch lane Johnson very similar like eyes, so athletic so fascinating
has been known to gather stance extremely fast,
not eating. I dont know if they know cause that's the way it works.
But he's so fast, and then he beat you too that spot so quickly. So you immediately have to change your entire passwords plan.
because he's already where you want to be
when are you gonna, be all right if I go underneath, but he so fast, he changes direction. So
those games that are a blast. The plants ass is removed. That should be named after you
I bet if you asked guys,
the mood I should be named after me, isn't even a sack it it's more for tackles for loss like it's this little backdoor swim than I do
down really hard in the run game when I know that their goal in this way, because they're going to overcome it to me,
and then I swim backside and I can plant my foot
run and fly down the line and make the tearful its
something that is frowned upon because it very difficult. But when you, when you're able to do
it's so successful, so wade phillips my first year in the league, he yelled,
the first three times ever. Did I made tfl practice all three times and he yelled at me said: don't ever do that again, I got naughty
Well, don't ever do again. Third time he stopped hold them
and he looked at all defence me said
nobody's law. To do this budget.
It was the coolest thing ever that's great yeah, I was going to say your other move would be like a wrestler with a razor blade, just cutting your nose,
The games should have kept that going to cut back on you. You are the most bloody player in the nfl by a significant margin or a couple of years yeah. I had a helmet that has battered the shit out of my nose. It looks bad yeah, it was cool. It hurt like yeah, whatever look cool, thank you. So the jj it sounds like the play is just you. You run you've figured out a way to run around the offensive tackle in like three steps. Yes, exactly that's pretty cool come back you're, the best
plays in football, are when you can get a guy.
to do something that you want to do and uses all momentum against them. So for me that
First job was getting him to think I'm goin down so he's like shit. I gotta catch up, so he flies.
and now he's out of my way now. All I gotta do is take that step back and go same with,
anything same with regulates humble he's, trying to get all the orphans lemons momentum to go this way
thinking he's running speed rush.
In an already does is given the subtle arm in it
on ten yards I mean that playing the super bowl against the patriots ready through the guy ten yards
All he did was use his against them. That's football you're, a receivers trying to get a dvd to think he's running deep.
drawn and stop for a comeback. So you definitely in all time
great student. The game is
they're better than new at football football I playing football,
I I believe, Derek Derek's grateful
It is a matter of player, they do he score a touchdown in last game I mean I keep like why? Don't you use a fullback, more
We have today on the reason why I hate you. I sent you that color I mean now you ve done that. Wasn't me via a great great laughing. I wait I'll Derek. Why? What a moment of crazy as moment, but unfortunately, do so teacher
if he if he stays
healthy and- and I I hope he stays healthy? I hope he does he'll break every record. I got and he'll will absolutely be a better player than me. There's no doubt I
for a single season for a single. Like being
able to do everything. I I won't give up that title. Ok, now you can always destroyed, not an m tune, throw what does not
an actual law is bad, big cat was sentenced there just like when you, when you said my wife at the time, yeah yeah we've heard that you're allergic to tree nuts. So I got you this bag and big cat thought. That was being it was filled with almonds, but big cat thought that a trina was just a separate nonprofit and then he was like. So I've got this bag here, I'm just going to throw this bag moments at him. I was like wait. I'm pretty sure that an almond is a trina. If you ask where a woman's come from, it's like, I dunno you just like pick them up off the ground, no idea yeah yeah. He was like yeah. That would kill me. I think your grandmother probably would have killed them and then almost bullied you off the no you can't you can't be blamed because tj doesn't even know half of the trina it's okay cause. We were in ITALY. I took like after I got my summer big contract, one of my first offices and after that I said, I'm gonna take my brother
our trip. So I took my trip around Europe. We're in italy by the pantheon emptied your past.
I didn't know he didn't know, nobody knows. Pesto has nuts and yes, so t J literally stops breathe.
He literally cannot breathe and we leave
throw cash on the table. We we sprint out. There's lines: taxes waiting, a bank,
taxes. When do I take to the hospital takes the hospital, they all speak english. Finally, we had
it takes a hospital, it's an italian!
Well, nobody speaks english, they take him in a backroom in one.
become so mean
sitting in the waiting of a hospital in italy for an hour straight, not having any clue of teachers
wyatt said he wasn't breathing when he went and it was fuckin crazy do do as the scariest should have all time and
all they did was ask him if he had an epipen and then they gave him his epipen, and I was like you idiot that is, but none of us knew he'd never had a reaction where that was the first ever reaction since knowing he had Dan
It was crazy, I'd imagined was it we're the the three walked brothers walking around europe where it was ever looking at you like who are these? It was. It was interesting. France was wild because the food portions are very small in paris. Yes, my dear, we had order, like nine of everything
I mean
very me had fashion, but we would do some of the work out.
All three of us. We there's a so tell that overlooked big ban in england and we we didn't work out some big bang.
We ran down the shines, elisa say in paris. We run their, we didn't work.
when we ran around the coliseum and so like no offense. It sounds like it's shitty what the fuck it was, I mean, but then we also went to every pub in ireland and just got absolutely hammered. As we went to the guinness factory like we, we did both. We we played hard and we partied hard. So wait. Are you going to? Are you going to go to steelers games this year or are you going to like surfing and again absolutely I'm I'm a huge steelers fan. Are you going to go back to being a packers fan? I dunno okay, kono yeah cause aaron rodgers again you can
just for you, I'm going to give you an we focus our energy on the bachelors. Yes, right are pouring a lot of errand luke vehicles, building a month's looking forward to that.
Steelers, absolutely I'm on the stairs demeco now the texans, absolutely Alan obviously have a tonne
guys here that I love so the cardinals marching for sure. Ok,
on taxes are I couldn't? I can support that. It is funny like
talking about our relationship and how this all involved. What
the funniest things is being able to like tax you whenever the batteries or in just some shit, ball, game and rule.
Like there's not many people watching slices were launched for watching them play in the mail I mean they were. They were in the borg in here. I was here and I didn't know what is going on. They try to get you out there. Like. I know I came out. I stepped out into practice earlier in the week, but I was like a baseball yeah. We, I was little clover state. There's like no one playing on yours. I lock cool here every move, but we gotta get back, and yet we get you too. You know genes or yes, I'm excited by evelyn pumped about the hope
a ramp. Look, fickle building monsters, keep saying that till it's gonna be true. He will we have more quarterbacks in the room now than we ve had our empire history. I dont understand identically. What's not chosen, not walking through that's all I need is guided for long good name it all of you. I have you heard from cliffs, as had been over thailand.
I talked to cliff right after the season. I years I was saying, thank you and all that- and I appreciate you know, he's I live cahill will be friends for life.
he said I said some light at the end. As I reacted drinks together,
and he was like as soon as I'm done with this little world tour I'll get drinks, and I was like oh yeah, like cliff.
He's done since since he had fired, has been maybe the most label thing of all time yet paid. How many like forty, fifty million dollars guarantee now
and he just like see over to thailand and hit beaches. This
that's exactly what everybody else would do. Yes, love.
I mean why, wouldn't you that's the perfect thing like
Thereby allow me look for next thing to do.
It's awesome, but still it's going to be here, so is it going to be tough to like? Are you going to try to? I mean you can't just show up to the facil,
for the next year but like? How are you going to are going to try to keep in touch again like play call of duty with calamari or whatever I haven't played?
video games so, like my whole career, I'm the only time I ever
video games was when I would be injured and I needed something to take my mind off of what was going on.
I literally don't ever play video games etc. When I'm hurts of thankfully, hopefully I'll catch you maybe once you start smoking weed, that's gonna change that we already little less work out a lot more equality will be weird, though, like knocking out assume you'll stand.
the room, but yeah
next summer when you're now
we do a facility. Her, yes, are thinking about the I'm. Never I dont know what people do in the month of august. The month of august is
really been, training came for me every single year, my whole we gotta get you you gotta come watch a full sunday slate with us.
did. I say it looks like a blast. Eliza said, there's a frank, responsible, yeah, that's what everybody says: one ranks francs
new jersey, devils food reviews are that they keep me going just nothing beats a good you'd like food review and you just dump salt on everything. He didn't make a jj watt style video just because it's so funny whenever we talked to athletes or anyone they're just like yeah, I love watching frank frank- has the most fans, oh yeah, of like celebrities and athletes of of anyone in the world, and somehow it comes up, it might take duggan and like it. It has like seven
relax now lot of, like that, a lot of action going on it's tiktok. Maybe it's on a sweater
pops of mine and I watched the whole video every time he's a natural, some shitty as brisket sandwich that he had to do like string and he's just eating it. Like it's regular and said this is not good, I will not eat this again. Is the best they're trying to make ribs that once I know always the best season like ease into a courtyard outside his apartment, complex on video, the the smoker it's either smokers or grill, that the temperatures at like six hundred degrees or something
puts the ribs dissect, ok, not to leave it closed. For about thirty met. Many comes back and it's just
sure, no son, I think he said the sun was too hot grill the the green rate, video, letting your frank, massive fraud. I'm not joking like when I talk to like people that you would never
Guys we're in vienna fell in the nba ever to dislike you, I love, washing frame,
it's because it so like sincere and real yes leg, you just love him in your life,
it's actually go. Hanks got the devalue. Heart is. If we, when we tell frank here, we go yeah, I
it is,
yeah
yeah. No just dumbfounded staring at a movie. Theater is right when, when we tell him like we'll, show him this clip and it'll be like okay,
What do you want to big figures are ok
is that so it'll be like yeah. You know he he kind of tailed off
His career. That adds your fate injured. You much nor looks like a blast and rule has a smell like our talents, who is your career like against the dolphins.
We who s a good
I know I've had. I think I had any questions I questions.
Yeah they made me think I could do that because I don't think about that a lot, but I I know I've had multiple sex. I had two sacks
that they had two hundred seventy hours, rushing against us and beat us forty four to thirteen that was after I'm out miss the team plane. So
that's all I remember about that game. He'll probably just be like yeah. He couldn't stop the run against us. He'll just bring on the closet.
Lamar Miller had like a ninety. Eight hour touched, I run by frank, remembers it
today, rhine mallet, MR plain we run out to Us- is all time what could have been guy,
the arm. How sweet was ryan ballads arm unbelievable? He threw me a touch. I caught a touchdown from my mouth
Can you it was an insane pass, it was one of the best it was dropped in the bucket perfectly. He just was too tired. He was asleep yet
yeah, especially his arm was insane. I mean that could wink out of the ball yeah. I remember when he was at michigan because they were playing. I think I went to the big house and I was like what the fuck
grace you and these tools, yeah, very skinny, burial, ites, there's been awesome. We appreciate that. I have one last question. Rollback question. Promo code. Take, I think you were rollback, are each of you,
See k dot com if you dont, we have laws. Are you great gulf stuff,
You ve been golfing alot lot, robach when the joggers rate now promo code take for twenty percent off. This is a tough question.
and I don't even want to ask it, but I'm gonna ask you, because we ve had a
three, where we ve mended our ways of?
taylor and well. How can we mendous they were here earlier? I told me scrambling and they glow
I figured, I think they might have worked out at excellences morning. My wife was at their work.
I don't know I mean I'd. I'd never met will as to my knowledge and on the weighting, by which I mean I have no problem with. Will I be salmon too, and I have had our views
the field- and I mean literally spit on my brother, so yeah, that's the part that he doesn't tell you left that, oh he said it in his tweet. You said like tj, like I've spit on you before have
said some warm on your side in this new stood on a family member. If it's a little different, we never did that. Just record show willing to kill him with knots, but so he's spit on your brother, and then he stalked your wife at the gin yeah yeah my side or rather that right now there are
guys. I assume at some point it will settle down you. Can you can go to go?
out and will, as a very very good guy.
I'm. So these are getting your ten amnesia yeah yeah.
he gets groove means because of gambling bigamy yet who we kidding right? Who are weakening you're right it that that that that's a whole. I think we should praise too good a gamble
is, is good at it again now
If that's, what he's good at convey? I'm sorry, you guys are good at it too. Every stadium, as a sports book
yeah. That's true! You can take money. We can yes yeah, but yeah. No tell us good guy to put the ancient now, I'm here, I'm sure I bonded with him over drinking and puking. In a
crash came together self nice. Is it everyday meanwhile, or we drink it was we was. Actually jungle do so it was. It was really is disgusting cell, but
Yet this been awesome man, we appreciate it. We do you should.
So our building a whole new office in chicago, and we have like a big bass while court that we have in the middle of it.
Actually, you guys are both moving to chicago yeah, we're all moving the whole operation. It's kind of like your buddies, dude, perfect yeah,
but will have to have you come out because I saw I saw a treaty were fifty percent from the line in high school. That's what I mean at best,
I got different rules I could follow. I could dunk and I could rebound. I mean I was not doing shit. I dunno. If there's a clip going around a couple of weeks ago of me playing, and it was the first time I had seen it and I was like Jesus dude. That is the ultima
like scrappy grinders sucks ass, a guy at all? I think the captain was again why play basketball exactly this and it will do a teapot, no jump shots. What's so like your ass, an appeal and amount so occasionally come up and we'll have issued a hundred free throws
cowboy absolute, how many of which the over under it's gotta, be fifty
if I may take the honor, that's I've.
Just pure fatigue. I think your eminence does that's a shilling evans. We're not live online. I would be workin out. What do you get real
debbie hilarious. If we oughta would suck, then he had to move back to wisconsin even years
by the way. I thank you. I am going to say I was supplied. I hurried are. They are in real life
really nice photoshop that yeah that relies wait till you!
What will happen- and I will say this- that when once your son- it's real food- I am I am I
I just eat everything they that I before they can even eat it. I mean when you
we'd end. Then you have young kids, who my kids will just be sitting down for dinner and there'll, be like a pizza like you're, going to eat that and I'll eat it before they can even have a bite. How many of the doughnuts do you eat every week I usually have like WU too. I was gonna, say one and a half that was a lie.
That is impressive. Yeah. Have you ever seen that like meme, though, where it says like this many doughnuts are in a coke yeah, then you make you feel way better
yeah. Exactly- and this also, I knew my son go and get the donors. We loved point he's probably
that yeah and there's there's like a whole tray of them, and he goes every single time. He goes and just sticks his finger into like a random doughnut. Don't like pretend we didn't do that
scramble if you have a son who has put anything on your son like I'm, like you, have a group chat with all my buddies and everything and they're like you didn't text back in eight hours, I'm like
so we have regular right examples of perverts. Pervert four fall guy. You basically son default fog,
who's there
yeah. That would be funny. If you got that it would be funding. I agree that would suck do it for, like. I want to do
here, you ve, never been. I tried for ten days.
For tat today. Think your entire life, you ve, all you ve, been a great shape. Thank you so much. We appreciate it and
any time working on
wicker yes and will be at your whole finn, not hank, though congrats yeah, maybe if he gets ninety nine yeah, that's true, he won't he'll, never get it
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interview were so get exe.
Pretty sure we do. All of our props will do. Let's just say
right now. I think everyone should come loaded with. Like four props. I've got a polluter. I've got one went under no props you're doing props. I can't you browse
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p m t crew, I'm going to my first
ro party at my boyfriend's families house. They are huge, eagles fans. The only power
is that I don't know much about the eagles and I haven't watched.
their games this year. When I go to my boyfriend's apartment on sundays, he would mean
Follow me cause. I would be napping by half time what something I should say about the eagles. A samurai actually watched the games.
in this type of scenario, I feel like you can't you can't pretend they'll sniff you out immediately, it's like in in avatar when they showed up at the other avatars places and they're like this, this human.
Not from amongst us. They'll know
they don't know immediately, so you just have to show up.
and ah and be prepared to see some things that you will probably never be able to get out of your mind for the rest of your life, but just
that this is this. This games, like international waters,
can't hold anything that is family. Does during this.
Rebel against him for the rest relating life. Yes,
I also think this is.
so
superbowl, everyone loves it. Everyone gets involved squares. Somebody called boxes. You can do that with. If you have at least ten p
and I think they probably have a party ten people, its view,
easy you're, probably same, don't you need a hundred hundred squares boxes? No, you get
zero through nine
put it in the hat everyone.
Peaches and you can go half I'm an for game, and you just
so so you get sega the number five! It's? U adding both scores, but but dont do too
care too much about the square. Yes, no, I know what I'm saying: let you this is a fun wave. You baby hosts the squares because
If they're, not thinking about it like I want to throw into lots, will have some fun
so it's very easy. So if you have the number five and a half
It is
team to seventeen. The number five winds is eight point seven, but if the chief
or and don't square, not you, you can't die. So that's actually good point, because this is actually a rule for squares boxes in general. Don't be the
person rooting for that on every score, you have to wait like its. Moreover, at the
and of the quarter be like oh shoot, I got the number don't when, when it's three enough
two minutes into the game. Don't be like I
the score stage. Three, nothing! That's my number, because everybody else in the room is also betting. On this to show everyone could be having that conversation, but you're. The only one shoes guys are forgetting that the this is a huge house of eager we're leaving. I mean I know this. I know this atmosphere and you squares get after me like show minimum
No, I think if she doesn't like follows she can just
for twenty years and just before they even want to do belong, yeah right, yeah, that's right! Then you
participated in the party I dont in me. Maybe don't even like if you win just be like Donovan's anything now.
I think your role is basically to be like in emotional support girlfriend.
for that. I scan because your boyfriend is going to be dealing with anxiety, he's going to be
Dealing with like shit,
explosive bouts of happiness, possibly dark depression.
All in the same, like fifteen minute period,
so your job is basically to like see your boyfriend, how their reacting
and to make sure that he doesn't do. We think totally stupid, just mimic what you're, what you're
We re actually a mere. Yet maybe rubbish would actually like what mimicking to fifty percent. Yet
the good at all. I give he's going crazy. You don't go crazy. You go fifty percent of that.
yeah, you just show if it's something bad happened, you show your displeasure without like really getting in your face, but it's like. Let me let them have the moment, but lake it be support.
of their mom also just as a rule. Don't like everything you see us do on alive stream. Do the opposite! Cause I'm thinking about
like if I were invited to a big eagles. If I had no no money on the game- and I was invite your big eagles party and like the eagles lost, I would definitely be like whoa can't they win the game.
tweak just a fuck with everyone. Don't do that? Don't do not do that. You dont like woods.
would they have these every sunday right. Don't do this specifically, you cause yeah
the work here I got any rights workers. I mean it's just that that those moments when you have like extreme tension in a room being the guy
A puncture. The balloon is, is a thrill
I don't do that. I think you should show up and you should have a bunch of songs written anytime, the eagles screw something up and you should sing those very loudly and you should talk about what a bad gambler you are and how even when the
Maybe the chiefs score touch them, but like I'm, never going to win my bet and make it all about you in that situation. I think that would that would be a big hit. Don't do that? Don't do that? Okay, hello, big daddy cat, p! F, Mr T, corporate henry billy mc football and
professional jake, I just recently started dating this guy and invited him to come. Watch the super bowl with my family. He said yes, of course, but should I cut him some slack if you want if he wants and goes to a suitable party with his friends, I
think superbowl put while so both parties are kind of not overrated,
like I don't think it's one of those ones that you have to like. If you got in
if you like this girl out
go to that cause. It's you're at the end of the day, you're just watching the game. You know what I mean.
Party aspect is really who just has the best food is kind of what you decide and if you're teams,
like right not like you need to be like sweating, this game, her out your parotid, it's more of a social gather right right.
I'm going to choose to answer this question as billy because she did address billy. So here's abilities of us leg broke
You should just prose before us yeah, like it's kind of messed up, girls thing to take an invite you to their family and
you watch a super bowl with them, but it's
and to be an x Y chromosome game.
and so just hang out with boys, just like the boys together like
why women always trying to make me not be a boy as both up there was no. If a great job
hard body, p m t gang congrats on the superbowl labs.
my husband and I have been married for four years and I'm wondering if it's normal for boys to take bats. My husband has never done this before, but it started to over the last couple months when I ask what why he says it is for
covering lies as are not ice bats, any works it s job. He also tell me what he does wall while he's in their new jack's off. He takes his own design, your ad hoc city, where an ipad shakes his head working, he's jacking. Often three he's finished it rained land locked the door
for for around forty five minutes a couple of times a week yeah, what is it that he's shitting bathing jerking off, then maybe finishing with a shower? Maybe all four at the same time as the grand slam
actually I'm different
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bathroom door and just be like dont. Come fuckin bob,
I mean you should be able to do this to like you, should take your own bats
go in there,
the door.
Ass, our bring the electric toothbrush now bats, are fantastic, a good bathtub,
Ok, I agree. If you get a big outside its it's incredible lifestyle thing argued instantly, relax I'll.
can I spent some nice but more like a cold water bath. Sometimes if I've just done
strenuous exercise, but as far as hot
let's go in like a sad small bathtub,
they never live up tonight. I'm also a big I'll. Do what I protect like
three bears a year in there always at a hotel,
I dunno, why I don't really like taking a bath at home? It'll, be why I want to shout at the hotel you get the nice tub, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right, I'm always in fear. If you want to, if you see a giant tub like, I will
we'll find a reason to bathing. Yes, hi guys special shot out too big cats. Soon to be father of three congrats, my husband, listen
your show all the time you may or may not know that the twenty fifth anniversary of the critically a film critic
critically. Acclaimed film titanic is happening this week. First boob, who loves you must first boobs. My first will remember you re
yeah. My number that segment we used to do for like two weeks. What was that my first boob,
it's a thousand was, in my view it was really wild thing. It was too late for you to my first prove it was brave heart I think brave. I would make sense. That probably was well probably reminds us. I ten years old, I pray remember the eagles first superbowl than lost the patriots. I just search payment anderson boobs.
Can I save search off
hell, yeah google images inventory, because that made me feel bad about watching that movie a lot okay with him later so yeah kind of like ruined her life, and I was like well, I watched yeah you and Tommy Lee
Why would I lie down, and I took down the family computer more times with viruses trying to get that those are my first entered.
oops, ok. Northern ireland, remember remember when you were to outline computer for the entire family
now it world, while watching porn on his dad's, probably watched porn on this. Like he didn't know, it did become like the family pornhub that I remember when we got a virus and my dad was like what happened, and I have no idea it was
went on. I think those families when the computer got taken out of the virus.
nobody really chose to look too hard into it because they
I thought that it could have been that arose as they are the computers that again getting a nickel.
I gotta get another electronic robot to jack off too
year than every emeralds. Mom just use a computer play solitaire. Yet
The criticism is that enough on this week,
It is a question of creating a titanic. I also is going out again. I also saw he got a game with my grandmother in the room that was, that was exactly that was awkward wasn.
Awesome scene. There was those were big boobs. They were massive. There were four of them. I went. I went to go, see wolf of wall street on christmas day. This is a few years ago. Whenever came out, when did the theater
in the theater was like tat.
Grandchildren, whither, grandparents and the plane seen happened and
The grandmother like picked the sun up grandfather picked the daughter up. They start walking out of theatre.
grandmother was crying that she just exposed to that. It felt, but again, like just do a little bit research, a tiny bit of research. Also they're going to have about a guy who went to jail. Your grandchildren are going to learn eventually about cocaine and strippers yeah airplay
We a tossing yeah
in it's our life we
The question she basically just got tickets a titanic onto rules
I know yeah, that's not going to light them on fire yet to frock what yeah that's bad! That's on you, I'm embarrassed that you wrote into her pod super bowl sunday. It's not it's not just because it's super bowl sunday, which is obviously a very big deal, but it's also it's the funeral for the football season.
It's the last chance to watch football. It is so it's it's a sad day. It's a morning day monday, after should boys
ways is one of the most depressing days were like now,
it's far away from footballs, we can be now a that's when that's when mean begets bodies usually start to give out on us since right after the season, we start to do stupid stuff. That's where we got arrested at the dog show he up like first week back because we don't know what to do with her.
Well, thankfully, we ve grown up a little bit and we realized hey. We could take vacations, yes, her like that. That is a nice, too
that we ve put into our brain lots like we do deserve. Maybe we're we're taking three days off.
credit to hang for showing us the way on the eggs taking three months off. What's up potato chips, cat beef, empty billion, pigskin kenneth and hung
My boyfriend insists on meeting the commercials on every sports game. We watch and often meeting commentary because he doesn't need to hear extra noise, we're hosting a super bowl party
year and he's been a big mute or recently does he have ground?
the host a mute at his discretion, otherwise how pistol
think our guests will be getting. Catches are geared to the academy mirth. Look too. I respect the move that that's a big time grandfather move. My grandfather was elite at meeting come on,
yeah he didn't like before the commercial come on, and then
Take it off right as it came off goin back, we watch braves games.
and immediately boom media going
It's like that's an old person move. I am not gonna! Let these advertisers know, but you can't mute the superbowl. He also said muting some of the commentary, sometimes that romo that yeah
Yeah yeah, he probably hates romo. So I turned on him for that. I do like some of my er gym. Family does like to do the dvr pause the game a little bit and then sync up to.
Radio, that's I like. I like that. I was at all you get you get there. You get the local broadcast. Usually like I'm a big into radio former player, this that's kind of drunk on the air. You I'm gonna, cometary tat, yeah, that's it! Ok!
only a little more moves, yellow, more ok,
wait the memes just texted to me. This is where this one is actually for big cat. Okay, dear dear dan cat,
hank ever gotten a lottery ball career. He has not we'll find out because we taped it we'll find out of it.
He has not got? No right he's not here right now I would
I did have someone asked me at the gym if he has ever gotten an eye that makes me chuckle every time yeah cause it's just like, even though hank wasn't there with me. I know that he
feels it as wild timing that somebody said that to you at the gym at the gym and went between rep, so you had to make sure that you you let people know when you said the whole story, it kind of sucks, because I was benching and he came up and asked if I needed a spot and I felt like a little bitch and I was like nah, I'm good dude, I'm good like I'll die on this bench. He grats on the benching. Thank you
It was kind of presumptuous of him to ask of anita spot and many followed up with action.
But asking another man of the nearest by some ass. You, like the old thing I was struggling with its emasculated it was. It really hurt. My feelings, members on was on the bar one. Eighty five I was doing it.
I was not a guy yeah. I was not struggling.
I think he just wanted to talk. He wanted to talk to me, but that's not. It hurt my feelings. You get to find a better opportunity to like in between sets be like how many more
anymore sets yeah yeah right by the way has
if ever gone the lottery. Balkans, listens this right now, and I hope you know guy, I we we had
conversation afterwards, you seem like a nice guy, but I hate you
If anybody ever, I bought me at the gym, I'll kill you.
Yes, I will kill you yeah soon on dry
So let's kick it ourselves in studio to see if hank
is gonna win lottery ball machine? Would you never will
ok and the show? Ah it still February third- were still guessing all these numbers?
has still not cod and hake. Have you got it? Actually? What then
water, abortion, yeah, ok, numbers, sixty nine
She only seventeen. I did beat you now, twenty three twenty.
I may be, but I beat you saw what I mean you on that one I peachy on their own. So what's your number? We saw that it almost last ninety six, ninety six! I what what was your number and seventeen
what'd. I say
say twenty three! As a twitter,
I know my third time
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