College Football is back and people got screwed with their TV coverage(00:00:00-00:09:32). We do our NFL new rules refresher, football math quiz for Hank and faces in new places(00:09:32-00:30:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to catch up with the guys and then we break down our fantasy football preview, who were drafting, stay aways and Jerry’s poem for Jake(00:30:29-01:47:35). Mt Rushmore of pizza toppings and we finish with Fyre Fest of the week(01:47:35-02:08:27)
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football preview with jerry o'connell and it delivered. He wrote a poem for jake. At the end, it was a great time:
lotta, laughs, college football
We talk about that. We have the fund,
from our rushmore season.
We're just were like
sixteen
fifteen and one team playing none of the starters and weak eighteen hank. His
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Hey cruise control, yet sided set our eyes, always actually it's it's way,
disgusting. What tank did then what we did in the pizza? Yes, I agree.
But we're gonna run back the pizza draft for real this time off the dull hanks, going for the first, a rope
he's gone for the first overall pick in next year's mount rushmore when you fire fest the week were sent everyone onto labor day weekend great long weekend.
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Furthermore, when got wake up, wake up is the first
We have a wonderful day footballs back and I love it and I love it big cat. We got to watch multiple, meaningful football games tonight. It's back for most of us
Yes, we got, we really gets watch. I had grandmama ptsd great kid. You're just cause
just reminder: college football, they're, just kids yeah, but ah it under pressure, didn't feel so good it. It was not.
Good for him tonight. Utah looks great even though they don't have their starting quarterback, but they still look really good.
I say it was back for most of us because there is a big big fiasco. Going on with cable service. Deny yes, speck
and he s paean, decided in their contract, terminate their contract at kick off.
Utah flora. So if you have spectrum, you got treated to the pre game shows and then a fade out to black at kick off. That is terror.
These are terrorists that we're dealing with, and you may
me choose between spectrum cable companies,
everybody aids, because we hate all cable companies. It seems like,
then E S and I dont you don't
have a winner. I don't want to root for either. One of these sides cause I'm sure espaa in is charging a fuck load of money to the cable companies. The cable.
These rip you off every month when they make you pay your cable bill and now they're just cutting service off at the worst,
we'll time to start the year designed just fucking. Terrorism is what is injustice that should be. We should march on Washington. Should this is,
Oh shit, I'm boycotting s espn until next. Next,
the night. Okay, I was going to say until tomorrow night. I think they have a couple of games tomorrow
it's all a boycott until tomorrow, yeah. The good news is, though people are watching on fox, got to see football in. It's purest form, I'm talking about.
ask in minnesota first half can I read seven possessions in seven possessions, pont pont feel goal. Interception miss feel goal, interception
there's actually six possessions, so I think nebraska has got it all figured out. They. They don't need to step it up to compete with the
how states of the world they just
to drag everybody down to their level, then beat you with experience. Yeah get them into the depths. Yeah drown to the depths and wait for them to drown. Yes, also, the replay official in that game should be investigated agreed that was bullshit. What happened to brass at the end of the first half at ball. Don't lie. They came back score, touchdown early yeah, but that also was very much a nebraska like you can just tell a team like
asking. I do think that rules are good college football, coach notices at college football when a team,
Nebraska has something has someone like that happen to him? I even said that we're all watching us, like they're, getting zero points here next play interception.
I love that rule is that everywhere he goes. He makes the team that he joins designer smock for him to where its
this smock follows him. He won't join your programme unless you have a smart designer on point. There are few those guys, like I'm sure that christs would get
custom made sweatshirts yeah, where they went the heather grace watchword. Yes, dear
the John dorsey.
The gm now he's with the lions he's with the chiefs and the browns earlier.
he had those same likes him gray, sweatshirts that he he gets made us.
for him everywhere egos and we saw in Detroit.
And he was the only one in the building rocking- that's what I think it goes even further than close. I think like if dabo ended up somewhere else, he would be like let's build a hill, so I can run down first yeah front of everyone yeah, because it is about me. I've noticed that the kids urban Meyer he just spins everywhere he goes. There are some college girls around him. Some butt holes kind of wild ready to get figured yeah, but college
balls back, it's sealed games out there. It's it's! It's
I don't really. I was thinking about it earlier today. Like I love the nfl, the nfl is obviously the best sport in the world, but there's something about the chaos chaotic nature of college football that you can't expect like what you're watching
sometimes just isn't football league divorce
and some other type of sport. Even that nebraska plays perfect example that has just it's so entertaining it so entertaining like cut of an affair
like you go any you know, it's gonna be like a nine out of ten movie every single time
colleges like you could be watching a five out of ten. Then it's an eleven out of tat was so I don't know.
Sometimes the like two out of ten games are the best right football right, nebraska touchdown that they had
It was on a liquor passed back to their quarterback, who then batted the ball forward. In a touching.
We too there there volleyball team that filled the stated like
indeed of them that credible incredible it awesome. Ninety
thousand people yeah! I did you
We will watch women's. Why those awesome
What about isn't enough credits of funds more tore? It is everything
I watch it. I get food watching from like the camera angle, I'm like no jump in the air. Now, there's like three people jumping to spike. It is crazy. Yet it is a very fun sport to watch. I was very first televised broadcast. I ever did htc network extra women's volleyball, syracuse, georgia, tech, wow, okay, last one there people put that it put that in your jake trivia at la barrels,
shell of arrows.
They was the the ones who were the different color. Oh yeah, that's right get want to get this him, the captains yeah. We we, we complemented women's volleyball. We don't have to. We spent.
At times I wear women's viable. Yes, probably more time than baseball dinners. Only
Ok, so now the footballs back, we have a common presentations. We're gonna do they were going to Jake has new
means: did this right means it does not mean that I clap okay, so are you can build?
but this in the youtube, or we will put this new tool for the people.
How are you will see this right now I sent it to them
I the oven, it'll be in the EU. Do okay!
but what about where I got us right now? I can just like ok,
right there yeah alright yeah. We could put on the t v to see that yes, the memes jake joint, okay, uh, memes and jake collab joint. I noticed that you just put plied jake marsh, though yeah
that was ok. Great means has been completely erased, while you're part of this to me here
Do it quick with with hank oil.
it's what I have already said. The president is naturally a year. Okay, this is to get everyone ready for football.
it is very important for everyone to listen to I'm sure
you nailed this powerpoint for right off the bat
like two things: jake one you
part. One part two part three roman numerals, which the great that's like
Bob superbowl stuff,
and then you say all information, courtesy of the nfl yeah regulatory, thank you doing inject, make sure you explained each side for the podcast listeners. Audacity even put this on. The youtube is well, yes,
so starting with parliament niger there by the way the Marty board twenty two
I
Tell me now. Ten of them are just like bang, bang, you guys guess,
oh yeah, I say that their pictures and ok, ok, who twenty two that was like when you like go,
like a trainer works. You out and they're like we're. Gonna we're gonna, do likes eight different things and then we're going to run a miles and what I can't do this you gotta.
You should tell us or five slots and then just kept on surprising us. There's only three
you gotta, understand you're, one of them: ok, yeah! You keep saying that it. My boy
thing is very easy: hank fourteen plus three, seventeen
two to two thousand in an extra point.
To two us in an extra point,
touch on the one. I should point out to judges in an extra point: thirteen ok that was slow. That was very slow by you. You had to ask it twice:
Because it hit his mind, went to like weight is a touch with seven yeah yeah twenty posts. Fourteen forty two
like ice, get better right. I've won what take. What is the difference between these two scores? Thirty, one to seventeen fourteen
that's brides us dies in my opinion, does the biggest fourteen point leading football are using a sprinkle, those trivial questions and throughout the world, as I do that it yoga four tonnes.
Extra points three feel will now.
come on for her sons, forest appoint three feasible or time six, one, twenty four! Won't you choose to forge. I'm seven. Forty citizens work four points: twenty eight years or else twenty eight thirty, seven yeah yeah, ok, it's hot is hot. Don't want to
the cook up. I thought we had his math conversation thrilled eight three touchdowns now to our mind, inversion safely,
The worst part gets going right, we ve
if one jake's like I was hoping that
We did enough. Math Jake leave
it is er. Here we go, we got the rule changes I feel like I'm back in school rule changes are the first rule change in three play reversal under two minutes. If something is reverse, the play clock is reset up to forty. Instead of twenty,
that's when the guys are all gone like this doesn't raise ruins? Ok, but there is
a little like specific fuck that pass IRA, ok. Also inside you,
That's. If there is a reversal, they will potentially do a ten second run off or charges seem time
I'm confused go to the next side. This,
this one's actually good. Ok, if you fair,
failed. A failed is yes, conversions, failed. Fourth down. Conversions are automatically review like touchdowns. I liked. Ok, that is good. Yet we would have known that exactly, but if its successful nineteen wants to review it being reversed,
You have to challenge right. Gotta on the okay, so in head, coaches are prohibited from challenging a failed fourth down conversion requisite.
medically reviewed, yeah god, so you don't need to burn a challenge. So I think that benefits everyone. I actually really like that. Okay, okay, good cause, all they want
clarify the use of the helmet. The biggest thing I got motions
agro choice has been
and yeah? Ok, yeah powerpoint, like auto, generate some of them. I feel like this one fit the injuries and the biggest thing we're used to
Parliament is helmet to helmet is obviously what we know, but you can
penalised for a helmet to any part of an opponent spot,
thought you were you list next slide. You see those
examples. I pointed out there not technically helmets a helmet.
If your helmet as a weapon, correct aright. So maybe you could be a lot. You I'd be penalised every single play. You can find something that a different supplier does
Resolving tiger grey area are running, backs, yeah yeah flock had do it.
the total is fifty and a half gimme a winning score for your over twenty five, twenty six,
no! I'm scared a job or yes, we'll see, but yeah yeah right like you. How much used to tell me
Every play out. It's gonna be a disaster. How they call this, but its point of emphasis for the season.
tripping is now personal, far fifteen or penalty, I'm not exactly sure what it was before, but it wasn't, this announced
been, worse will dripping ten yards and when I say that has before it doesn't happen, often put ok yeah. The first that comes to mind is that jets coachee. Hence the dolphins
Satellites, yellow old heads would know,
like tom, and he didn't fully trip the way he tried to jacoby jones. What about what about when aaron rodgers takes his teammates down to costa rica? I see to their nice serpent yeah your trip and jake yeah takes not familiar with that. So now you guys are talked about
this little bit on the new jersey number categories? You may thing
oh teddy bridgewater war, fifty precision
you're lots where, whatever you want. Ok, sorry,
season, zero is obviously in play and a few other changes.
This is actually make sense of lyman are fifty to seventy nine different suleiman. Fifty to seventy nine, I didn't. I know they kept it. I like
quarterback wearing zero, be legendary. I don't
if anyone in less myself that the army now without doubt be bad ass, a kick your wings euro would be terrorists running back number. Forty seven tat would be a pretty bad running back number of things like folder
this year. The other ethnic lunch back at a yeah, yeah, ok,
These are the last to rules of note that I thought were important. If you're penalised and the last play a half, the often doesn't get the
fit of replying to down our own yup. Ok, that's lame
well yeah, but marries the fun and then
Lastly, I really think this is a good one. Zebra purty rural yeah.
teams will now be allowed to carry on emergency third quarter back on the active gained, their auster. That's not part of the fifty three
That's why I need a pyramid got key gap. Is a goal is also stands, yeah, pretty more checks like the patriots, for example. They will be doing an epoch, they only need a have not jones. On the fifty three managers have again they quarterback as the backup you guys got mac relic.
so any like cunningham.
that is all he might not have to be on the fifty three man. You can just be the game, they do. The patriots have to any quarterbacks summer, asking so those
your role changes of geographical. The job that job on your part, built area we buy part hank pass the test does critical jake.
it wasn't very cool, is precarious rules. It can't be very now, but it's good, because I there's a couple: do not get you in aid
to sound: smart when someone's like hey. Why are they challenging this failed for tat, pretty much what they did was they gave the Unifil rafts the opportunity to throw flag on any play that they want to throw a flag on right for the helmet thing right. Ok, so just heads up, that's
major nfl rigged, vibes right, their hatred,
seven plus fifteen forty two, I do know thou india
I was good. Those of does the swami score require hank. I think you're ready for nfl season pocket. You are. It feels good
three touchdowns. Two extra points in a fuel
tonight I dared is he's ready figures.
And plus twenty four. Seventy one, this problem
Not now anyone anyone, that's that's big toe
As ok object thanks now,
the final part of our presentation. We have ten guys. This is kind of spoiled by jerry. O connell arrives on an errand waller for those listening to raiders soon into juries. Fancy preview, jugglers of very important piece. Yez draft. Would you guys have done this before this boy s? It s not ass? It gets
harder! Ok means proved all them. Ok, I ask myself
I've clam and our allies are throwing means of the boss. Just in case you just an oath, I dont know was mooted, leaves approval in case you have an issue with. It is also went through me mission, and I noticed
It wasn't on the title car to know why that should have been on me miles
under smile sanders is safe. The no! I know this fuck. I don't know this, I'm gonna, guess asean. The other lines now to get taylor swift,.
He's on the panthers Jake yeah go answers. I saw yacht pfc through for two.
later in our joint score scoring know. Take no right. What would I have to know where we are.
on robinson, saints.
I'm gonna go with the browns Ellen robinson. Where is he I don't know? I don't know.
Texans still allow Jake, that's Ellen robinson, the second ok.
I now remember jersey, jerry being like Allen. Robinson's obese, I was like yeah like four years ago: yeah, okay, alright,
before gardner men short yeah he's a call if he is our favorite team, yup k, kicker Brandon, make me
he's on the branches her a long time
I guess the same goes for fitting read from Yeah wil, lutz yeah. Fitting for
mario call up. So are we talking fantasy perspective? No one takes a kick in the last round temperature hollow
Kicker of job ok might be relevant to see. Ok, look to not on the titans. It's ok, don't charts that on board
failing this. While we actually is unsafe
if your cinemas yeah, okay, yeah yeah, because I remember and we were watching a. I don't think he is on the same tank know you just you just said that was
sis ii on the accident, no
stem is fun.
I think you browse non cage. Yours is on the brink of caesar very hard sigh. No, it's ok merely means fault. No. You said that
nelson Aguilar, didn't you just get ready?
city, just sign attitude, was out of you that has a trivial. Let's, just viewed as informational,
what, though you sort of keeping school at other throughput eyes, path that are taken that you, the I don't like to tell you tat the competition I everyone gets trophy hunting. Is the saints come over to asean, he's array
now the ravens. Just one got every received three more dalton shots,
did he on the bills and its own kincaid cartels, taxing saxons grape, might get sick.
oh he's. I remember now. I don't we
london last employee,
Failing this say all bad packers Hank he's your title.
Oh, it's huge. I lost one running back devon, single terry from the bills to say
Firstly, the sense of discussing turkey. I gotta yeah in my strategy. Guessing texans reverie player were taken- one, I think mean because, as I have already made law listeners last year and then the final slide remain
just for reminders coming up? Oh this is big. Okay, read them all so right now we have remind become pft to take patrick homes to win the nfc was done. She would take take over our younger diet, petrol homes chiefs when the sea nfc west following our all week, one reminders cultivate one and nine straight week: one ok, aging oranges and weak one yup. This.
God all your week, one reminders: ok, if you have the dump believing Carson and whence it starts, ok on average than if a bad team is good after the first three weeks, just wait. Ok,
so different that'd be a three or disregard all of the I decided yeah and thank you for your time.
Great challenge. The graphic on this last light is, is just a dimensions are already in this fast track that out ass
I wasn't sure. Thank you very much education, great job, very cool, Jake, very cool. Ok, that's all!
I feel it we're ready to go on back and for my body, is ready for football. I know so
it's so ready football inside me.
what else do we have anything else of no to a new talk about her set awesome, porter, potty fight,
the more remote pretty get. I saw the video and I was like morgan wonka
yeah. You knew right off the bat that was awesome. It was straight like monday, night raw. I don't think there were any fights at the taylor. Swift concert no well, it was probably just passive aggressive, like bitchiness. I think all of them had just broken up with their boyfriends
It is all crying together there. Ok, oh shudder: Alec angled!
alec angle got paid today on a full backsliding scale. But
Seventeen million not bad, for full about ass, pretty damn good
I also was saying I we, we talked about wrong
Here the other day, because the fans,
dawned on me. That runs just a weird name: Ronnie
We just don't even think about it. Like he's the best player in baseball, his name is Ronald. His name should be Ronnie Ronnie, a ronald owen, cooper Kupp got hurt again, yep got the rams are going to be,
worst team in the league, I don't think are going to be the worse. I I actually, I have a new proprietor
betting strategy for this year. It's hot, ok, just fade. The cardinals fade, the cardinal
I believe their head coach. I don't believe I don't believe pew pew explosives explosive. He did like to fire up speech for the guys. You know how like salade did the the crow verse the eagle thing his
It was just like looking around the room be like who here took the bus to get her. Well, you better lighter
if you don't have that farc is we're here. Do one thing in that's when football game- and I was like fuck this guy, I'm out yeah he's
I, like the cart fee, the cardinals in the rams yep big time.
They play each other,
How asked why why? Oh god, I tie you can get them juicy odds on tat. You can. I also want
other. Can you remind your mind? Is tibet ties when the karlsruhe inflation? Thank you? I did it
mean greeted Marianna this morning for still blew, it was great seeing people come by. Why
person asked me a question that I have said this has been my head the entire time. He said that he and his friends are having this debate
jake. Do you put deodorant on your socks? Now? Okay, he explained it to me. It's like, I feel, like Jake's type of guy like when he goes out. Golf's like we'll, have like a deodorant stick for his side,
to keep him not smith. A housekeeper stick in my off back
ok, but only when he explained it smells like. I think she does do that and
I say bugging me all deaths in all due to express their shoes gal. I don't know, what's in those
norton those either because nothing works. Nothing works on feet now, either yet smelly theatre, you don't yes feats. I confirmed not put and you're on your socks. That feels good
jake that that the deny could other rumoured to see our p may involve about it. I'm raising my
who.
No no, no something or ask permission. Grandees was awkward, interrupted
as your dog murano, you know yet he had homer.
Wow, okay with Ronnie who's, a whoa, that's ronald, whose team is he on his or mine? Okay? So that's how you know
either you think yeah. So a story just came out two days ago that it turns out that the government of qatar paid-
three hundred million dollars in bribes to the fee for hosting committee lights. It just you know. What would you think you know a guy like the emir who is a great host? I didn't think you would do
this level. This is crazy. I thought that the world cup that was hosted in in a country where two hundred twenty degrees in the summer. I thought that
was done on the up and up
it turns out
yeah: they they paid this
you're, pretty sweet gig to be on on the board of fifa on the committee
that decides where to put world cup. There are twenty two people that split three
fifty million dollars. Allegedly, that's us pretty cool
and I don't think it's against the law to bribe like a soccer organization right
What laws could invite? Maybe tax could saws
in terms of like, if, if you
not a government official that you're giving money to arrive, persecution like right, you can bribe anybody write it
was like a wow. That's that's crazy moment for me realise that brain,
people is actually very legal to do. Yeah you just
do you like a cop we should get. We should try to get involved. The next world cup yeah. We will hosted
and the new chicago office here, everyone everyone get were begun by twenty. Twenty, a yellow will be good
Pete, ah, oh, I had one last thing breaking moves at at at at at at at at at our hour I removed dj.
Concerns ear infection in back pain, which limited his practice time this summer feel much better today, because you get paid yeah
so no more ear infection. That's good! I wanted a funny is breaking news. This is he's like it. It it reads:
like sending in a report to like your teacher for your kids. I gazed feeling flu.
Gone, feel a lot better. He'll be back at school
he's been all dagon fluids, yeah on the couch saudis places right. So yeah congrats did you say how consonance ear being good fields but better. That was what we love chapter. We give him
that was one hundred percent attacks from an agent I actually
the way that he was trying to phrase. It was like
money makes his ear feel very much. I think it was him just being like good news to I can ear, isn't leaking anymore heels much. I think it was like money cures. I've always been cute he's
If you don't like it, when he gets, he got cute with it. Yeah he's he's a robot. He used to be a robot laser, a cute robot. He is he's a very boop, I'm a yeah with.
The hockins on news. I get the vote
from a lot of vikings fans that they're kind of half way.
half way out on that, because her pissed off about the year infection. Thank
I feel, like he's, probably going to ask us for another contract in the next year, but it's feeling much better. It's it's better! Now, yeah, it's better! Now the money you just you just drive
it'll dry up all the fluid in your ear with some money. It would be very funny if you sat out week, one with ear infection, ear infection. I don't think that'll go well in the locker room. Okay, let's get to our fantasy four
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I've done all this if you didn't make them out rushmore of gas
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That was a real honour. I really have to say it was a real honour. I was listening last week, your show and tony scheffler, who did you have on ownership area tony shuffler, and he was so offended that he wasn't on the mount rushmore and I gotta tell you I was listening. I was.
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worse by no one matters like I'm gonna. Tell you why that's answer, because the plaintiff bitten
is on its way
rough around the edges, especially if you have to change or use lock rooms or like a
At times, you'll get on a bench at planet. Fitness and a large man will come up and immediately go. Oh. How how many more you got
how many more you have and it's just it's very aggressive there, so you always have to be either lifting or acting like you're about to lift cause it.
and I really think it. It helps me, keep my edge working atlanta, fitness ready for anything. So it's yes can like prison.
with a like a nicer. We like better pads on the color on the nautilus me. I was a member of a jim that is of infinitely more expensive, outrageously, expensive and rhymes with the equinox and dumb like
like this. Why am I paying a what?
want a towel like I'm not gonna like
tal myself like
use eight towels. This isn't worth it rather just bring my you know
be towel in my bag. In my like duffel bag, and do it rocky style yeah I did it did it did rocky use fresh towels? I don't think so. I am not the one where he was training a cabinet lisa.
I recently became member of a gym where they they have like two bars that you have to walk past to get
the actual wording, I'll shoot. You mean that serve alcohol, not layered. I like that, like not like squat bars
No, I'm talkin like alcohol, like you, have to: u have to pass up our goal and a full restaurant to get that's coming
a good business model, though just make people think that they're yeah they're at a nightclub. I worked out at a gym where they had a smoothie bar and I'd always get a smoothie and say
what some energy in their puts
creating them there and then not
I got really fat working out there because I was like having a thousand
calorie, shake like Michael Phelps and
burning off like two hundred calories, walking appeal for thirty minutes now and then taking the three thousand calories weight. So so it didn't work out, but I'm gonna get back to the aid of you, I'm a back back to the mount rushmore. It.
If it really was a it's, it's really high honor. I mean that from the bottom of my heart. No, no joking, no shade! They really are
I've known you guys for years have been fans. I think what you do is just
a lot of fun. I wish you all the time and I wanted to- I thought- the full disclosure
I thought I was coming to chicago to see the new studios that uk hot all are you. I told you many times that we it's not open. Yet the will and this sea I walked in here, and I mean no offense to you or to bar stool or to business pete. But this is
Lydia hijack great right now. I also
I should say cause I want to hear someone upstairs takes a shit yeah. No, I don't hear the flush. I warned jerry that this is the only functional podcast to do. I think in america with that has toilet sound effect. Yes, and yes, you will you'll hear that, so we will you're such a good friend you,
we came, we had a stele blue meet and greet at Mariano's yeah this morning. You Mariano's is a grocer, a local grocer here in in chicago fancy yup, and we now have stelle blue in theirs in their stores, so jerry,
came by and I want
I one story from jerry there. He was true jerry.
He is the same off camera on camera, one guy
up to us any was like hey.
Did you do a shot up for my basket by ensuring basketball team pure layers nation, and he was?
like I want. We have instagram account, can do a shoutout, sir.
I I did a shout up for this guy and as a guy
walking way. Jury just said: make sure you tell me that
so I was like this is jerry, but you also started tell a story that I said, stop soon
for the show,
you're in a meeting at bay,
in know me well, you got helped you this
a crazy
So there's a writer there's an actor strike. All of hollywood is striking. Another reason why I came is because I'm married to an actress also supermodel rebecca Romain. Oh look it up. I've heard of it
and we're both on strike so we're
and I say this- were
I'm not having a mutual car moment scams
No we're not camps, no we're not
working so where like to get, we have to be with each other all the time, and
My wife is very busy works a lot, and now my wife isn't and so
I just I e when used
Let's do the podcast. We can do to resume. You can stay home. I was like you know:
Mr cat, please let me get me out of here- have to comes to chicago and like that
other family members in front of me and big cat was like
No you can just zoom and I was ignored? Oh you need me in chicago to come to the territory shit, all offices of bar stool yeah, I just
get the fuck out of there. I really did some it's crazy,
like the pandemic, all over again love. My unions, love sag love,
Gee union strong. We stand with you, but I'm not gonna. Take your voice in this interview and just a I it, and then we can interview a jury. Have we never out acting on again, but what was
story. You're gonna tell me
oh yeah, so I am it. It's been legacy
I and I haven't tom
drawing a salary ma am beginning
No one has been etc
we're unions, shock rain and dumb.
My agent call me, which rarely happens.
Especially these days and said dumb. Ah, the president
this company wants to meet with you and it's a big company, I'm not to say cause it's up company, it's a real company,
real here- know what it is. I swear I'll I'll. Tell you I'll I'll. Tell ya!
I just want to put on my blast gaze like a boss and not on the continent,
really how real company a very real is. It is it alone,
everyone wants a based on real car use. You be shocked how written up it's an entertainment company slick, it's it's! It's a real company and dumb
got my agents made a mistake, you know. Typically, they call me there. Like a
yo Rhine reynolds dropped out of this still a blue thing. Marianna. Can you like pop in there we said juries, good port, it's no one.
Cold. No one called calls me
you know what I'm saying and I was like,
They started you available and I was like a fucking get me out of get me out of here. Yes,
I'm available. So I think you know get up
Well, I went to this meeting.
walk into the meeting waiting in the waiting room meet the president, the boss
get a fancy water sit down.
Comes in the room, hey I'm expecting he's gonna say I got the show. I've got.
thing I really want to attach to it. I've had my eye on you all these years. You know ever since
anger, jack. I knew it with you.
And here we are, and thus
sitting in their any. He sits down, and he says m accordion here, because
how many wl yeah I am,
many questions about about pm tee and we talked about p m t.
For I mean we're supposed to be a half hour meeting. It ended up being close to two hours and it's fun
at first I was a little like, oh shit. I thought my talent yeah
Got me in this room, but no
just been it's been you guys really, so I so I did want to say thank you and also like getting back to
whole thing about. You know the being m of amount. Rushmore guessed. It really has had
very positive effect on my life. It's pretty cool to hear the pop uyghurs. Epic yeah! That's awesome, fantasy question: do you know what this
particular guy. I don't think I'll get in trouble for saying this is a huge sum eagles.
And oh, so you want to advertise on the show. Did you try to sell some ads? Ah, I I I didn't sell some ads. I mean I realize you guys are at peace now, the da but gaming stuff.
here not now, but I mean I'll be on the lookout. Now I ya,
did sell some copy today so wanted watch. That happened to go to
grocer insults copy, so yeah. No, I'm I'm willing to help some at ad revenue
When pin owned us, we were not allowed to do a mood. You do.
Mostly anything, but obviously you can't tion saxon alcohol and drug use.
Huh and those were jerry's, big three that he would always bring up. We always talk about gambling to cut all yours. If you thought the is a great guest before yeah. Now you get an uncut jewel. I was so bummed that whole feasting. I went on for like an hour about pissing thing and then I listened to the show and it was gone jerry and his buddies.
every year they have a fitting fancy football league where the loser gets fisted by the other. Let hat and you just like cut it out so ah. Well, I can click save
story fur for this year. Is that what we are glad to have you here? We do
we do miss you and you're not around. I I feel
We know so much about you cause. You been on the show a lot, but before
you came in. I looked up jerry o connell trivia,
on the way and always giving, and so I was wondering if you would like to play some zero km trivia about yourself, churchill,
Kay. I who was your across
ST neighbour when you lived,
in chelsea, oh um,
inconceivable, wallace sean yup down go uninvited single member princess bride. Yes, that guy he lives across the street from the uk
meant that I grew up in
I grew up on an dumb as kid
We were. We were really cool with him. We didn't like blow up.
Anything every time we saw him, we would yell
inconceivable, inconceivable and very lives. He was into it. He was into it. I could tell you was like man that so called them. I've been acting,
entire life from them known as the inconceivable guys, kids yelling at me. You know that guy. Actually, he lived upstairs for me when I lived in trials for like a year.
While the drowsy we're neighbour but were ass. He left alive
I believe we still live yeah check that out even object.
what were you ranked at your highest when you were a college, finster, seventeenth, seven
Than the nation in the nation nationally, however,
pretty good yeah. You knows,
bummer I missed the top ten, which makes you all american still hurts. A little bit hurts walsh
still live oak great yeah. He told his huge, so you're.
Daughters. Cowboys, then, is that true,
How have we not talked about this? It how did that hanno? My my
authors I was really trying to when they were younger when they were like come, MR cats, kids. Ages.
I was trying to get them into the nfl because
I talked about on the show before it sucks
struggle
watching football?
my house, it is someone I live with hates professional football.
And it's a very difficult because sundays are typically family days- and I said
before I only get two quarters of football a week,
and
hoping now that you know we're on strike and were all home together. I can maybe get two and a half. Maybe three key
leaders of football is this season which you
by the way will say this right now? Would you open
office we're going to find a sunday that jerry is going
You watch all the games, thus man and do a show with us afterwards literally
you Berman's with us you can to ever it's like my man. It's like my wake. It's like my make away.
Yes literally, is like my my my make a wish. If you reject special day, it's
I just. I still can't believe you guys get paid to. Basically, why
football all day sunday and then talk about it for
sixteen seventeen weak city ass. Just it's! It's just a dream.
Said. You know another reason why I wanted to come here getting back to originally. Why, while wanted to fly out, it's it's,
move that you guys made- and I wish I was interested in It- I work in media and in show business you gotta be in new york or delay, and
You guys actively moved here and I am.
Intrigued by it. I I will. I was intrigued by I. Once you see the space the new office, which we might even I might even drive you down there and we can take a look at it after this.
Let me ask you all with with interviews. Is it over? Zoom is does
something get lost were for first time guests, usually the first time if it's somebody like you that we've had on before right and then you want to zoom in from your planet fitness where you get your sets, and I think that's what you did
yeah, yeah yeah went in there. That's fine, that's good! We likewise not decorated planet business. A lot of people use it to
loading download stuff. So it's just a very spotty wifi. What deputies right? If it's someone we know- and they have a good connection- I don't have anything- gets lost like we had Dan, patrick what you're gonna run.
week. There was a phenomenal interviewer cause. He had great wifi.
Sure he was in his studio. He's in its LEO had not a plan of fitness. Yet we know him. We have rapport with him. So those type of guess, like some, our favorite guests, are guess that we have on the assume and they all
deliver, and it's funny I was some- I was just in minneapolis last week-
and dumb it's funny. Sports are different sport.
the different when you're not on the coasts, you know and analysing them from new york. I'm a huge new york band. Like we love our sports, you know, ah, but it saw see that's toilet, washing,
So I just took a shit.
It was done
that young lady who are just not putting us, because you have
a key and I went to the restroom
I offer you my sink, you I'm not going.
restroom and sing, I offer you my work especially like where there's like live like twitter is going on. All the time lag
The last thing I need is like me getting like like g
and, like everyone see in my thing, in high school and yet
if only that young lady who I met, I I won't say her name, because I saw her like wait, eyeing the key god. That's so embarrassing, yeah, you could tell she had gone to number two. You can hear the turds hitting the side of the pipe yeah. That was really crazy. Cottage. I lost my train of thought and that really threw me. I I'll pick up where you were kind of going yeah. Ah, when will start to
as you preview, how are you feeling about the jets this year? It's a big year. You know it's funny. I've been watching hard knocks and it's funny when I started to watch hard knocks I was sort of not into it and first of all,
and into a because fuck that.
That's it?
this double flush it? I was the second ursus. Yes, how how how? How does business
pete have a jai aids, its growing I mean, I can't believe you complained about street noise,
for all those years. Seven year and now this is this is actual shit. Yes, is like shit noise. It's not even like oh the pipe,
make noise. It's like the shit. You have asked us whose task it is doing this on purpose you. Why would you have a studio where ship is?
moving. I do a good question yeah. This is a we're playing podcasting on expert mode right now, they're just they're. Turning up the difficulty yeah! Alright, I was going to talk about hard, knocks fuck. It's so tough to. I just got off a red eye home. Okay and ah
I had some issues that hard knocks for small
This is, it is someone flushing than on purpose. As that chick did she just have a triple flush. You
You know what I'm talking about right, don't don't say anyone's name because that's like each other stuff, but like.
She blushed anymore.
a hook, a jars, natures, hank
that first speech
that Robert sala had you know, that's the flat
the opening to hard knocks, and so Robert
comes out good. Looking guy
and he says: look
tell you something about eagles and I was like.
beginning eagles reference like enough, that's really appropriate them
Let me tell you something about eagles when they get attacked by crows and I was like oh fuck. The jets are the crows. Yes, the jets are just going to fuckin peck, the eagles
and get just going. Gonna kick pecking and the jets are gonna, just keep pecking till there at the fuckin suitable, and he was like.
Eagle flies up in the crow dies.
Alright, let's get out there- and I was like this- like member ted campbell speech about dragging people out to the ocean, I'm going to fucking drown. I'm going to get one year of joy and, and he was like we're gonna fucking drown him and we're going to pull them out there and then, when they come up for air, we're going to pull them back down and that's what
gonna do to ever team
and round them
their bodies or lifelong. Let's go link, it was
So on motivational in a really made me worried about the jet actually actually was something that like billy football would come up with as an animal fact. At the end of a show illegally, football would have been more motivational. I think sorry, what did they say?
The thing is to right, like the eagle should not be the the eagles, not the underdog in the store you're telling a story about a crowbar
an eagle,
and an eagle wins that fight ten times out of ten, but the eagles strategy is to fly up until the crow suffocates. It does even defeat the crow, the lack of oxygen defeats, the crow and they fall
they work rose and that metaphor yeah, we're all crow looting. Life were crowd, was guys we're
crows we ve just had fucking hardships will never be eagles. We don't have
rich parents. We don't, we will know what is an eagle where what what? What is that analogy he's making? I can't believe, also
I mean now I'm starting to wake up a little bit. I got some sell. A bluer me fuckin, nathaniel, Hackett and yeah. It's
I'll, tell you what it is. I'm gonna make it analogies an actor. Ok as an actor. Some
big stars. Ok, when getting a door,
therefore movie say pay higher that director that
like that. Director, like he does
When I tell him to do, ok
and the problem is you don't get? A directive comes in and goes hey Tom. I don't know
We should play this with little more emotion, and you know Tom is like
No I'm gonna play downplaying. It just go back to the monitor and let me act like
You need someone who is superior, who set whose critical right, because it makes you better right
The way it looks to me is that
that aaron rodgers- and this may not be a bad thing. Maybe it'll be a good thing. You know- maybe you do want a guy like aaron rodgers running an offence is just basically,
nathaniel hacking is: is there for aaron rodgers,
emotional support, coach yeah, it's just
being a buddy there who, by the way, is
I'm sorry, not not like ever
like isaac and so funny. He so funny either gears nice guy
I know he was russia, but it makes it a bad word, but I know but like showing you let go like gold member is like very into gold member there and that's why I favour film of alter. I mean I guess
gold zone was kind of a coup
Nobody said anything like it to me. Could you imagine if I just spoken like austin powers like scenes like? If I just came on your show- and I was like nah already then get get, get get get it'd be like get this fucking guy outta here with that awesome parents who knows ecac at gambling? If I just came in here- and I was like gambling- is legal- that bush would turn. I never slice yeah, that's a category
yeah, but I mean it's just not your loss imposes he's british yeah.
There are also areas
So I was a little worried about that and you know what's funny I do about it. You're jealous of MIKE myers
that's sounds like me.
An another thing about hard, knocks that dumb
A little bit of rum convey
forgive me is that typically hard knocks is about the crows.
people who are trying to get on the team, the people who are struggling to get on the team. The people who I am. I am a member
how good dog man, I think it was
Giovanni bernard when he was like a harness.
hunt odyssey got everything you need. Member
Was pulling up in a in the odyssey and it was like so fucking great and lives
analyses, got everything you need. I gotta seedy player. I got like everything
You know, and this was the errand show in a person like I'm. I wasn't used to it
you know what I will say. I do think it.
rogers is a real star and I do find him magnetic and I do like watching yeah. I think he
He came across way better than law people thought because for the law
his time in green bay. He you know he only gave interviews to slack people that he would like handpick and he developed a reputation for bridge kind of being it like now,
right yeah and then we seem on hard knocks as like this guy
might want to hang out with you sums friendly people seem to like a man
I gotta tell you in that first episode when he was seen as zach Wilson and er, I dunno his first name boil when he was like tempt every day. Wear can go out
we're gonna make friends with someone on another team. We're gonna go, make we're going to introduce ourselves to summon the defence, because we're leaders and that's what we do.
I was really. I wasn't.
By that I was like wow,
get him he's he's
so so he's he's, whereupon to watch stopping the rolling and when I came sorry DA mayor, how is this you reverse Jake's injure feels. Allow reverse thing: are you afraid to believe
like what listen mean big cat are fans of just disastrous franchises were
used to not having expectations and where we would be afraid to have exe.
Station, so we know where you're coming here, I'm gonna try and I've seen this saga. I've been it's ok to believe breakfast
If you don't don't believe so hard that, then you turn around and you're like. I feel bad for you guys, like Billy, did to us last year when the jets won like you should believes. You should believe.
get bullied as a jets fan. You get maybe one of these seasons every ten years where you're allowed to be like. I think that we can do something magical
I want you to buy what you do. Allow yourself to really.
Explore that part of your brain yeah really lean into I'm
I'm right now in a very emotionally vulnerable spot with just feel. Yes, I all the way believe right.
And I know deep down, there's a chance at something doesn't really well and then I'll be crushed right is the belief is fought right. Well,
we're gonna talk about just field. Ok, let's yeah! You ve already got your suitcase citys
you brought on the plane. This is it
it. What is it? A rich crackers now have the.
I simply want to get out of your mother plain
a courtier I'll check out these shorts yeah like that? What are the? What are those
louis baton, yankee shorts, that smell a little bit like the plenum fitness locker room.
Ok area
Creating really is what he brought to work today by law.
I told my wife: I was going to this business yeah, one pair of short journeys getting on board a plane, carrying old school briefcase or was like that guy's about to go close. Some deals, look at them. It actually opens up his new york. Yankees underwear fall out in a sheet with, like the entire nfl crossed the draft out. First of all,
about our league
we'll concerned about it. I done like sort of a desperate thing that you're not supposed to do. It's like I've been sending requests the manager sing. He went
starting this thing up again.
It's just so lame cause. It's like it's like texting, someone who, like a girl who hasn't talk to you in like years like here.
Yes, so jerry sorry about that, I checked the group chat that we were on last year.
Muted, it acted out there who are actually on purpose now, jack as it was so annoying annoying when they were trying to steal still just
points where's your last year.
looks like we might have been kicked out because I was not replied to the tax, but
Replied the lot I replied this morning.
Wait when it said yeah we're looking for jerry which, whose jerry
jerry from entourage? What difference different
Sorry, kangaroo jack jerry is, would seek emma column, said: kangaroo, jack, jerry, ok and, I said wait should I just saw this is p after we officially out we want in you know, I've been in a lot of other yoshitomo bitten like stand by me. Well, not, alas, indicate yeah yeah. I was I dunno ascii. I want some
I was in a minute. Syndicated show pictures airing, that's syndicated. I know that will hire. I don't watch what happens live related guy, I hosted detention would see. Vietnam is a Yes kangaroo gesture or you think why the way or guy you got here by, but to this important right now. I just got this text back Julius randall.
Trying to sign up and our spot
so we just have to be julius randal into logging in and then work.
Some of you that right now.
I'm not gonna, make it Joyce randal to hold a hearing while excited quick, sidebar yeah real.
as as new york new cast
I mean I I heard you
working about a guy like the classics. Yeah. So do I missing odious yeah, but it's funny there. There
has to be a new generation. You know I mean you can't just have Tom Brady come out every seas,
Oh by the way, here's to question you, I read somewhere the Tom Brady's, maybe gonna
campaign. When, when brought pretty good
down no jerry. This excludes what what's happening were told
that you know that the patriots only have one quarter back on their active roster mac jones, their due
that, because Tom Brady wants to come back sign away
a contract retires a patriot but
told that one day contract once once Tom gets in the building again he's going to fall in love with the patriot way all over again and then he's going to play next year for the new england patriots. That's what me and hank of her
job really does not worry about mrs get mad at him. For us for a true common irish cargo to do bar stove were day. Does he ok we're back in we just like
hence we be julius randal wherein red
we're in the face of this only an exciting already that the drag out is september. Third, at noon. Ok, not them! I don't know who's in charge of this if its it pits jake or business pete.
Just make sure I have the pass occur because if you recall
all. Two years ago I went to a king,
was to login. So I could have my yes, my one website running and they have good wifi age. Just like
patrick- and I just I mean I couldn't get in so we had the auto draft and then we ended up coming in fourth that season.
I really admire sorry,
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now. Here's more jerry, o connell, but here let me too
I do this, I'm gonna, take it from division by division, ally, ok, amc, east
let's start there. First of all, I'm really
really excited about the abc this year. It's just it it so far.
It seems like Patrick MA homes has set, the bar
and everyone is chasing him now and from a fantasy standpoint. It's it's an offensive. The toilet,
does toilers ways. I should I get up you play
I dunno. I think this girl is an away game. I think that girl, I think she has she's eating like that: kashi cereal or whatever, that is
I saw you certainly has ever got her at the grocer story. Like don't get this, should this shit, your brain and I was like I'm just trying to get cereals. I think the EU sees gonna be an offence, a jug or not, and I think that really comes from patrick mahometan. Everyone chasing him. So what
over the bills and the nfc easter. You can draft.
any bill, every single one except their titans.
dawson knox and Dalton can cater for.
Those names sour. So knowing it sounds like children of like this is tough.
An adult and they're so they're they're like it's like, is just like kids
I have to get dressed up on the weekends and it's just instagram, kids, dolphin and dalton. There's thugs, not docile dog. Can you put that down right now, but I think they're going to offset each other, so
dawson knox Van last season, not this season, but I think gene
cook is gonna.
Oh yeah, he's gonna cook.
think he's a real value of been gone in the fourth fifth rounds and dumb. I think he's gonna get a lot of
what you say is plain twice a year gives his brother. Now that's can be fun, yeah, that's right
I didn't even realise, of course, stir and by the way I think their names are um hum
its genes, delving cook, and then
delving James cook or less fond yeah
Am I am. I am I correct in saying that.
That's correct! Jigs, as I wish to make it.
Jack
I'm, not drafting anyone on the jets? Your will.
You know what I fully bought in gary with us today, alleys on a hundred percent nobody's gonna, go it's it's! It's! I'm gonna have a theory this year with our fantasy team and if you're upset about this, let me know now because you guys are doing by, and so this is your team.
You're, the owners. Ok, you're, the jury jones. You tell me what to do. I work for you and your grand
I work for your grandson too. I worked for the whole jones family. That said, I I just think that.
I just don't think that there's there's gonna be any jets. I just I like good reasoning. I just don't think attacks.
I just I think we have to go to
our bees, one in two
They were then going to reach for in red
three lecter or to conceal
you don't know how it's gonna play out, but worried it'll be real. It's going to be reached cause. I you reach pick around three we're going to have to reach it in
on three four just in fields. Oh, I have a feeling
he's gonna, be here
be. The jailer hurts abysses ay and we have to ensure that we get him
and that is a ring round third round
People are screaming right now. The ripping their bluetooth, headsets out on their elliptical machine
ins, but.
I found in a lot of live mock drafts that I've done that he
can sometimes go early in the fourth round and if you dont, taken by the third you're, not guaranteeing that you're getting him. Ok, so I'm down, if you believe in somebody, that's right now in which it goes right does not matter what you're sending on the table. Yeah. I'm sorry
I've never seen this in real life. You're standing on now, all that said, here's where it gets a little weird and where people are going to get upset with me is that I think there are a lot of wide receivers in rounds. Six, seven, eight and nine that you can get a lot of
Wide receiver ones-
now everyone's very upset. You should be getting garrett wilson, you should be getting justin jefferson. You should be getting these guys. It's a ppr league, blah blah blah blah blah. I I just think with the
Running back these days, if you dont draft them-
first two rounds. It's like a nightmare
Alexander madison. Ok, ok, good luck! I'm sorry, darling!
Kirk who's going laid. Are good luck. You know I just I'm old school, I think
need a couple running backs up top, would you think rajasthan taylor? Would you draft him? I wouldn't
I don't think he's gonna play the season at young. I don't, I don't think he's gonna play.
a by the way, I think just Jacobs, who held out for a while. I think he might be a deal because he's going sort of like later
because he held out for so long, but I guess it help.
But long. You know I mean Rossi yeah and
so you have to watch. Readers gains like he acted boil, knows,
Well, that's actually the best point you've
Ok, so no jets, no
It's my!
we staying in the east, nobody on the dot. What's this,
I was with you for the first part, but the dolphins do have some good.
I I one hundred per cent look and obviously tyreek hill. If you're going to take a wide receiver in the first round, but this is not going without targeting justin fields round right, three building the draft around the editor is there any concern that you've laid out the entire draft strategy and- and there might be somebody in the league this list- I know a lot of people say up. No, I'm not
what about anyone? The leak listening, they thought I was they thought I was.
Die from entourage there, and I see no idea who I am or very
where there is another jerry in their it's. It's it's turtle
from entourage. I'm kangaroo, jack, jerry, um yeah. No, no duff
I think that what receivers are too expensive and I mean do most her- that's not cutting the most hard. It's not like he's not
I you know, I do think, come
Actually either karim hunt will end up there.
im in miami I just da. I just don't think that ah they're running
can can sustain just most hurt you, patriots, hank, you ready for this, where
Nobody, no wonder they love it. You know dude you, so we only have the bills.
And they have in the agency, has ok. Only the girl took no patriots. I'm sorry! I you know, I gotta tell you, you know what really annoyed me last season was your quarterback. Knowing he's being filmed lie
screaming like just let me fuck, withdraw the ball. We fuck it through the
oh man worth talking through the ball and it's like he met Jones just chill out man diversion
It's like. You want to act right now
what you act yeah, but you
never see me on camera, going leumi, fuck enact man, it's not me, fuckin, say some lines and fuckin hit my marks. Man, let me can do. Is why won't they? Let me like it's just you know what I think. You're gonna get your shot,
you're gonna get to see mac Jones fuckin, throw that ball on excited you're gonna get to see it. I won't be watching
all set over the abc north, the ravens yeah,
no raven hair geiger. I ah Andrews is too expensive these days. As you know it
Z, flowers. I talk to you about my wide receiver strategy. Six. Seventy three rounds, z, flowers,
because it doesn't make any real. Maybe a red flowers is ok, no, how sorry new odo, no oh, tell a novotel
ok, I think, he's old. I think he is older numb. Also, I'm not that
I don't know what kind of look. Let me ask you you're the owners of the team, what kind of europe either
Lamar's can have very good.
I think lamar- is
Lamar still really good at plank quarterback last year was it was interest.
at the end of the season when the contract staff was breaking down and so
cottages here, for
First time I ever saw Lamar like not want to compete. That's a little
uh yeah. I'm sure you would think take that that, like a great quarterback would be like you know what,
Track stuff is one thing, but at the end, the day I want to play a game,
well it's not. Even that I mean. I think that players have to say that this is going to be a reflection of my career. These are I that I'm putting up for my career,
my prime need the numbers and I
you know, I didn't have Lamar on any teams last year, but a friend of mine did and dumb.
it was really of setting it was frustrating you know and dumb
it was. It was self inflicted.
It was, and I'm sorry there is. There is no room for that on our
he does also have some but issues
You ve noticed over the last couple seasons how miss like right. I know Europe three
imagine the yeah!
Well, you you'd miss practice too, because he was like no have died,
he's, probably in that caution, yea,
it's more than the woman that I'm high on the OSI for the ravens Todd Monken, okay, okay, he's, I think, they're going to have a very good year,
right. We can revisit that
Still the sea north bengals,
all of them, I just think their offence specifically who work in it
target in round two again we're reaching out
I think I know I think I know who you're going to say I'll. Let you set I'm going to let you said tee Higgins, Joe Mixon, Joe Mixon, okay, it will remember we're going running back running back. Justin
feels. Oh, I thought you some of the lay round nutter outlook and other we're goin running back running back just a few months back running back, just appeal to it, and I think everyone can be very
that with this we're gonna take your mixing in second round. Ok,
I'm a little bit upset with that bastard. I I can't. I can't speak because
last year
I know we got injured, but you got priests hall. I think what in the third round us like that's reach, he looked electric
obviously got it just so I'm I
whatever year. I just think Joe Mixon is going to pass the ball. I think that I think the Joe Mixon is going to catch a lot of passes this year. I just think borough's going to just dump
After a time addressed an dumb, that's just a hunch that that I have
its appealing. Oh no herb smith on the bengals ahead.
I we had her cousins in our league last year and I just watch him drop. Somebody passes it's too frustrating it's, it's just wait. Two frustrating, ok
I have a question for you guys staying in the abc north, how to show matson gonna do this year.
as a person. You know what I think or as owners. I think we should make a statement yeah. We don't want him on our team. Don't draft him! Okay! We don't want that guy, so
Why are ready to because it makes us look good and like heroes for decent?
why wouldn't you want him on your team he's going to prove he is a running quarterback he's going to score a lot of points with his legs, we're going to adjust the fields yeah? Okay, so
ok, I know don't fully get it
pervert the nervous that you're gonna draft. Ok, no
Just now I was asking you. I wanted european jerry, jerry J t. What will give you one pervert? You take a pervert on the team, but it can't be too shown watson.
Geographical garoppolo, Odell conifer, isn't graham re alan
We are getting the mixed up in the first.
If he's there elegant shall love that and none of their wanted receiver like him recoup artist. I know you,
not that old. These probably like in his twenties but like eels old. He feels like he's like it.
It's also like identify him with its likes. You dated one of my friends. It's like we can't really
No, it's not how we also told to seriously run the damsel. He seemed
turkey's instantly
whereas I Syria stefanik it yet
tibet is gonna, run the damp all this year. So I like a like trouble out
ah stated the abc north steelers none zero. Nothing
I do not believe in Kenny pick. It
just. Don't I'm sorry,
so no show. I know I know under the show it's a bummer,
you know I mean look. The other quarterbacks name see.
the homes Alan lawrence.
Burrow herbert
I mean picket k friend of show. I'm gonna make a jump this year guys.
Let's go to the south texans.
no one always more hours make you nervous, although I do I like they're running back a lot and I'll get her less appears. Pierce is off yeah, though I just you have to watch texans games, and yet we are right or two and a half year quarters the other, and none of that time is being spent on the texans empty color. So I have a question for you.
Name, one text,
his wide receiver,
operating costs.
now there
now, Robert woods, one of those guys yeah
I can either go and get you would only at the upper nonsense, rotten ones on the taxes. I get point for that, always he ok yeah the courts.
You are now season ticket holders, you of you. If he's available working time,
Anthony richardson. Ok, I think he's gonna have an electric year think is going to be really good. Is gonna run the ball
But someone given are wide receiver. Six seven eight nine rounds were to Dr Michael pitman. We pigs can have
good season. Ok he's a yeah he's
under the rate, our wide receiver, one
damn. I think, Anthony Richardson's, a good cause.
back. You know this relationship with white, with wood receivers. It slicker
it's a threesome. You know you can't you also have to like the core.
Back. You know I mean like
when you're in when you're jumping into bed with two other people.
there's gotta be a little something you like about the third person. You know they can just be hideous.
You know you like to do the strategy of having, like all your eggs in one basket, sometimes on team right where it's like you ve got, you ve got to go
back in the wide receivers redoubled dipping, which can
good strategy, if they're good, but if their bad action yeah I like to connect job, but by weeks
weird and if it's good da, oh, I don't pay attention every bye weeks from drafting. I always hit the end of the draft. I'm like well my entire,
rosters, out. We gate not slip of that yeah
I dont really pay attention by weeks either, but yeah.
You love a connection. I do. Love are
It was added when they score. What was that? What was really funny, but the original one large and too
what does a seahawks one boy
so we need to learn the larger
edwards I mean not an anderson to Edwards
when he had just think do
as around
I know,
like manning to harrison among a yacht manic harrison, I'm I'm an orator every three hours.
Man, you'll never remember this, but the first time I came on your show. It was around this time of year and I talked about how I had a tick like become an issue
I could only draft brown.
And jagged on my team,
Then I came back on your show and I said I'm off of both of those
And what you guys?
are not allowing me to draft to shun watson
I also went off the jack's for a few years, but dumb on back all of them.
Yeah out the word jerry's back on the jack. I think- and I think lords is gonna- have that step up here. I think this is his ear,
they get. He and his wife ida question for you mix inner etienne
so I like at the end,
and in the reason why I like em, is because he's got that one kind of fucked up foot have you ever watch him run. Oh yeah he's like a club, but not a club. Put I apologize, dotted foot yeah elect goes out to the sides.
when he runs
The key is able to go sideways faster than other players because he walks like was a pigeon toads. With his toes pointing,
yeah. I figured I lay it's like first position, my pigeons opposite fidget penguin this one.
Pigeon. This picket saw doc. Foot is a duck
I talked to his agents. Women's faces in yeah yeas, like like wobble weep, is like a penguin
yeah. You can watch in that when it comes to the size of holy shit that guy's footsteps yeah,
is really great stuff. We gather you really do
you. Were you get into the nitty gritty all acts, all ok
on every single one of them, Christine Kirk's, going to the sixth round exciting. We think about Kelvin. Really
he's going to have a great year. I think so to bet on him. I would I bet on him yeah.
I have like a lot over under like air,
I would lay it was someone else yeah I would. I would bet on a book. I forgot her great.
were we easy south titans titans.
None. I won't cover a Yeah draft european research area. So sorry, I just think it so I think it's over getting back to that. Like you're in a threesome
You know you can't even take like
the country hopkins cause like right. Animals like embed, bear, like maybe like
it's a rocking it like come on in
what's sorry levers to sit in the corner. Just watching that puts a man is on and say hey what did you what you think about max's thoughts on teddy fuck?
It was revolt,
because the image is of max climbing on something more or less woman,
With his hairy leg, I mean it, could you imagine he almost like?
hold on a second I'm gonna do something
please do this hold on. Then he went the details. He was like one. You know ye ye ye. The tip of your dick is
and they no longer skinny dick, and you like that.
get a climber tab. You can never talk about this work when those other people.
a backward dollar joke about till he got them all. I want you had done this before. Just don't move I get it. I got it
do how the work this custom it was worth talking.
I I literally I had to take a break from you
show for second, you should.
Allow that man like japan pen here not that kind of stuff,
I mean it, but it's the image
we him going it by the way.
Ok, you win immediately towards him being on top to invest alike, will lick it. You know. I listened to the show. I don't watch on youtube, so I listen so I closed my eyes and I visualize a lot like what's happening and
That visualization was disgusting.
was honestly. I would rather stand underneath this shit pipe.
And listen to that woman's
cause she shit running down. This pipe then have to hear about max teddy
Can somebody and then he tried to apologize bizarre like a man,
I married a
maybe we are never going to pity it's just like also like just
it's him climbing like putting up there. There was like nothing hot about zone
straddling her by the way. Like
like even if Jake said like talk,
our positions, I oh yeah, I would be like cuss. Ok, ok, ok! I can live with that, but I can
acts so nasty, ok enough
If she south,
I see west
ass west broncos broncos!
I have a question for you. You guys are owners.
Gunnar you, you own this fantasy team. Would you draft any broncos.
I was gonna say your duty, but no,
judges go a little late. Yeah hammering hams rose linger, though maybe a little late, jerry Judy keep an eye on you
If russia Wilson is, are going to be able to connect with jerry, I will. I will not touch rustles, ok, but if you can
jerry Judy in our moving you're gonna have to watch some Russell Wilson area. You re getting good, I your right! So no, no brackets
Giovanni is not bad
You know, he's so good he's so fast. We actually had him on our team. The way he hits that hole is so hard, but you know we have
We have some on J on their team. Now I don't know what to say is coming back from that injury. I just don't know. What's going to happen,
ah,
see west
kansas city, you know here's my
I'm kansas city,
there. Obviously green
there obviously mean pro
can. I go to the superbowl again from a fantasy standpoint.
there's just you never know
its governor. What's you there's no way to predict
we're going to do. That's how good they are each week is a little bit different as one one receiver. I I would
I wouldn't mind having just ross and like the last round. Ok, if some aid and taken bouquet and pacheco Pacheco,
we ll have a good year, but I'm telling you just when you get pacheco jerk mckinnon is wanting charged kerosene. You know, I mean they still have a climate. Clyde is still there. Did you get that its em, it's impossible to predict right and kelsey is going in the first round and that its it's just too?
spencer to take a tight end men just too expensive, raiders, not good.
a question for you, we
earlier about.
Tom Brady may be taking up. We were talking about him, may be taking over four brought purty when, when that
was down. We know he's a childhood niner thin ice
on instagram that he's a part owner the raiders this
I have to do that. I don't think I don't think so. That might be one hiccup in our thought that it's going to be a patriot hospital of interest.
He is human and marked Davis, the two most handsome owners and north american sports miller.
I ask you something look alike now than they do. That's probably why why Tom?
want to hang out with budget goes to just though this was poor, hounds granada tail, no vegas a. Let me
something if I am it s just
The ve got me not gonna happen, but let's see
but think Jimmy G gets in right,
sock, and yet we have to work through every scenario. Could Tom Brady, conceivably coming to put with rigour, think so
just daniels excise christmas that would be focused
oh.
Holy shit holy shit. That would be something nfl make it happen, make it so
chargers love all charges.
Can you now I'm going to the sixth round man? That's what I'm talking about the third pillar. I just I hate. I hit the sewards. I hate them.
after what happened the playoffs last year yeah, I totally understand it's our look.
They're gonna go seventy
their only gonna win, seven games, steel is gonna, get fired, may be halfway through the season. Sorry coats daily, I hate to say it but
I don't care about any of that from a fantasy standpoint. Justin Herbert is going to compete every game, throw the ball,
and he's going to throw it to MIKE Williams. He's going to throw it to Keenan Allen, so, just hypothetically a whore is going to throw it acquainted. Johnson who's going like in like the tenth round hypothermia.
It is probably never happened, but would have keenan Alan gets hurt
Then numbing then we're fucked him. We have currently Johnson ok, we're waiting in the wings, ok,
Let's go to the all. You know what we're done with the fc we'd like the a c a lot and let's get to the nfc yes, but serve the nfc east.
Now this is a personal problem. I have with the cowboys I'm I'm from with their eyes.
Of a problem with every time a watch Adela scheme which happens about six times a year because they always get the prime time slot. You know they they are. They David
They must pose numbers because they always give them the sunday night game or right. The afternoon fox gay,
media darlings.
I am so sick of.
Seeing the story on jerry, joneses grandson, pulling my school football, and it's just it.
I'm not even making a joke. Now, like the fact that he gets your book and treatment to talk,
about it and do it like a little story on it on a nationally televised game. It drives me crazy.
Like the nepotism is like, so it like it actually like it annoy
makes me not be able to watch that team wow. That's how powerful I've that that's! How
strong strongly! Are you I feel about it? It drives me crazy. Do secretly still watching
cowboys, though, because I feel like most people, they hear the here all this
knowing stuff about the team, they say like thought: the cab was, but he can help a watch. What you have to watch, because they're gonna
three primetime middle foot outside the area where you're right and we are probably can draft branded cooks. This season he's
The council she's on the cap was now how about that wow, and
think he's. Gonna have a great you're. Ok, I do not believe in tat prescott, sorry about that same
some twenty pollard is gonna have an incredible year.
He yeah he might be
on two for us appease up there in round to yet- and I told you were drowned,
Joe makes him. I will take tony power over genomics and my worry about tony pollard. Is he he was always like the second guy,
and everyone was like he's- belgium, the first guy. Let's make this
guy. The first guy is this. Like me,
you maybe were wrong to start. I may be better as a backup. Now I think he's get book I think, is real deal at the time
the deuce von those very good. I know everyone says that whose fault I wash my lot and colleges really guy know that I know that
but the elite round guy. I know that and he is, but I'm telling you tony power to have good you're. Ok, if he's there
and joe mixing is there are among. I realize you guys, are looking your watches. I've gotta get through this, I'm so sorry, but I did. I guess I was a kid I jiffy low does no timezone, so enraged act did fly here
people tat. I was not here my working here and I like to estella blue events myself with due swans on the cowboys. He is said, a reminder. Chick.
And if the east giants. Oh here we go. This is part of our plan of every
accusing me of like setting targets and like not being able to budge from them in a sea east. We argue
to take Darren waller were reaching in the fourth round were tearing again
take me have just feels there was no matter what just in fields third round darin, while our first round we're getting them forth for a fourth round. We are getting them. That's it there on our team. There are
no other receivers on the new york giants.
There are no other receivers. It is darin, waller and daring, while our only regret it love it.
No, I'm not the biggest dangle jones fan, but I think he is going to throw
baltic darin waller quite a bit? What, if would have done was not there
Have you run the scenarios? They would quit the leak he'll, be
that's why we're taking them in the fourth round k will be there. He will be there. He will
We think that someone takes my third, it's not possible. Ok, it's not possible because
people are gonna, go for kelsey.
How can syn
Andrews and he's gonna, be there
but it's. Why were reaching for him? Because we have to get him because I think he's gonna be right up there with kelsey. Ok,
Ok,
I have lunch break now, Jesse. Now, if you hear voices background there, take a lunch break right. Next door will go business, pete.
Eagles titty pucker team, petticoat
up on me,
told I shall make
hello, hello, boot up. I know I've done this before I've done this little hold on a second
I know what I'm doing
disgusting,
I mean in the first round. If it wasn't an hour league and it wasn't our plan, I would take feelin hurts and first round eyed. I would
Air horn is that from is that the jail in her? If I think that's the worst written he's, got erhard launches, dude blown horns at my fucking flew here expect I see the new studio b I was talking about. This is very I salute variously, actually a shithole literally neck near my head. I was very clear that the new studio was an open
got you know they always say like dont like meet your here who's. This is like you. We should have done this on zoom, with my wife asking me,
he put out. I couldn't do it at home. My wifi, my wife, is watching magnolia network nonstop, no one's working.
Everyone in the house, like kids, are reaping it's fuckin. It I've been giving you out of there. Calgon. Take me way.
yeah hurts is his feelings were taken on the eagle, sorry max humming.
Eighty brown is go in the second round devotes smith is gone and third there too, where events have asthma address appeals goes yeah.
We gift that the commanders feelin
Johan, dots, ok, yeah in him, a lot allies gonna be one of our wide receivers, its holidays name. It might be a situation where maclarens got the turf to a right, which is, I think, so. The most work actively enjoy evangeline for the biggest women in french
it's still absolutely worth it. We'd be no regrets, but we're going to be season. We're going to see Johannes number one to start the year. Probably think so, and it's going to be hard to look away from him. After somehow gets that connection
can I ask you re threesome, though every one was making fun of me for my get, why receivers and six seven eight nine? Now that I've explained don't because, like a little, I see your vision,
and it makes a lot of sense. Think you so good luck! The season,
Could we find out how you feel about your quarterback? I think he can be average.
I think you should be able to put out the word put out. The word I want. I want the haters to SAM. I was gonna have like them.
average ceiling of all- and that means that we can make the playoffs we might even when play off, get perfectly averages perfectly perfectly averages great. Yes, that would be a perfectly average court,
I would be the best quarterback that I have proof.
probably seen in twenty three years and deasey ha ha serve the awesome,
man and if he north bears
We all know our plans for just in fields. It's going can be really exciting here. Take us, it's gonna be exciting to live in this town. It's gonna be upon for policies and it is be fun.
We're not taking anywhere else were only taking just feel sorry, I dont think coolio concur
The ball was sorry dj, moors, gonna prego too high for a strategy, a yeah yeah.
Just stop we but flyer. This is now only late flyer, but like thirteen fourteenth around chase claypole
We think that he could he's playing for money
near his slots. In better now the duc de dj moors they're saying just a fly. You know it's got a little bit of the assent of jujitsu.
where it's like, I sort of like old guys have been around a little bit and it's like oh yeah. I recognise that name, you wanna get it and it just dumb telling you when you plug them in it, it doesn't hurt. Ok, I guess it's a little inflated
the lions man. I love that from your gibbs,
we still find to take him, but he's like going
like the third round and that were taken
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry guys. I know not
I I
you are running this team or hands.
Green bay, no one good good, good, vikings.
Only alexander madison, possibly oh no, you know what also jordan addison appease around in our six seven. Let him be got a wide wide receiver butter.
You know it's so funny. If we don't get it,
Something goes wrong in the first two rounds and we don't get a running back in this first
What say we take up?
yeah. I dunno, if somebody's on the board that we have to take like late in the first like justin jefferson and you have to take them on.
You can take alexander Zander medicine- is your second our bee. I think he'll be ok, ok, ok,
man. I can tell you one problem with the vikings I I
players who, where those rubber wedding bans
oh yeah hazards we're just such like. I ain't
I was a big one. I am married. I am married. Ok, I'm in a sort of
at times. It's ok, it's it's going! We're married, you know we're doing it, we're together and as an actor. You know
When I used to act,
the first thing you do. Is you take your wedding ring off and it's like? Oh fuck, and this is like a unable to just take it off boom, come to work. It's off gone arab!
like what did you take it off and sick? I had two on playing a character in kindred,
it isn't where wedding ring. You know, he's not married of getting it to capture the fact that Europe
even an excuse to take your wedding ring off and then you put on a rubber.
Wedding ring to reply
he's a wedding ring. It's just
It's so annoying to me.
Sorry guys, I think, that's valid. I want guys that are married to the game. Yeah. You should make a ring out of a football league
his getting skinner and yeah. That's what I want my quarterback wearing like that,
and a sea and of secrecy south falcons bijou my people,
get far stronger air we're getting
he's gone hi, it's gonna be fun here. Ok,
I do not feel good about that. No, I just
I'm trying to roma heads my head around the strategy here he's gone very high, going jerry here, no first round, like top sometimes
that's what I was only wanted to know be John. They were taken Joe
yo, no, no! No Joe second round! This is first round job. Ok,
John. I forgot my that's. That's Michel derbyshire caffre. I like it
up there. I I don't want to watch niners games
are minors fans will not hurt. You should really apologize. I do
apologized and our friends the most frightening families out there, those whom we all,
fight videos we all with there's a fight at the panthers game. You watch it. It's usually drunk person and a war
I'm getting in the middle ages, like everyone's missing punches. You
click on be.
Forty niners fight, there's like people put
to kill it's like you know it. So it's so, sir. There it's so funny
Always click on forty minors. Fights
in the stands, and it's usually.
I don't wanna stereotyping generalised, but it's usually a shit. It's very muscular shaved, head person and there
just throwing wig
round house after round house, but their head there, such good fighters
Their head is not move. They are completely long thin on the temple and handling of our range and they're. Just like
just hammering just laying haymakers
after hey maker, and it's like you watch
in horror I have opened. I have a
respect for all minors fans. I want no,
with you.
Your great fighters, brock purdy, can cut it. Okay! Okay,
I would say eagles fans are also pretty deadly fighters, but they
Now they go her like us, they got they just swing wildly. They throw a lot
punches not on his hands, they ever need and they ve been trained yeah. They brought trains, the ready, they're waiting for it, and then we went like this. There was one joint. They are weapons but yeah.
And if he saw you can't buy, reminds us that either.
Yet there is actually no one. Sorry, it's fair
saints.
Nobody I mean a lobbies, gonna be good in the second round, but were taken now running back jamaica ticket.
Excellent.
it's over it's over yup, it's over it's over! It's just over gonna feel so bad for MIKE Evans is all famer.
I am not totally out on baker, yet this might be
it's a problem that we have, but we want to keep believing in him. You know like he was his. He was good on the brown gerry who's good player for a couple of years. He still got that.
him he's good enough? Those commercials were pretty funny when Alice cooper's like the air and he's like lives at the stadium. That was meant to give an actor. That might be the issue.
Arizona,
and ass. He south absolutely no one san francisco, I think we're gonna find out
He's called MR relevant. You know it's so funny when
You were in the nfl and you're in a position like quarterback like.
There is a reason why you ve got.
Through so many like,
Tests and levels and like an had prove yourself because
It's a long, arduous career, and I'm just I ideal. I don't see it from him. I think he's going to have a bad season. Okay, aren't and.
But getting back to where wide receivers. Six, seventy nine brain deny yoke. The up can be good grab
ah see getting by it and it's
and of see
where we in the epp see less well ass, the seahawks
lock and is gonna, be a grab and six seven, eight or nine knock it.
touch their running game, because I have no idea what's going on with walker in sharp, nay,
Ah.
but don t case
I want to early and ram.
Absolutely. No one silver hooker that later that's any breakdown that our algeria I like that we have a crystal clear strategy. Yeah, I know,
often do go into these drafts with a precise strategy and then
two rounds and you just blow it using
the third round, it usually off all supporting the adjusted feels. Third,
around. It usually falls apart. You know, sometimes you get a little greedy in your like just empty.
it will be around round for, but then, when he gets taken it fuck you,
and because you're being timed, it's like being on family feud or something you just say, a stupid or pickets stupid pick because you're flustered. So I just
I want just in fields in the third and I
darin waller in the fourth laura team alert. That's all. I want everything else. I'm open open to the universe.
I am open to the universe. Man, because our rocks
We believe that his tools foundation
yeah no and around the foundation. Also, you know what this is your team. You live in,
I'll, go. I think it began to
reproduced and for your hometown area. We have skin in the game.
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I have a question. I just know that you juridical I
did I wrote a little something for those who may be
the first time their hearing me on the show.
I'm sorry. If I lost my turn a thought I just got a plane and also there was shit running
to my head towards higher episode, and I was about to say something about coach sol.
And then I would actually here the like the shit going up.
Inches away from my head, but I wrote a poem. I typically pick someone here.
on the staff and stuff and dumb Jacob
It was time. Yeah, let's go. Let's go is the pump jake, ok, shut,
to my body, who help who really did help me right. This he's a great guy
I may w well suppose project.
Jackie, Jackie, jackie
Your skills in the announcer booth simply put are sick, fucking unreal,
that was a toilet, restarting over radio radio category.
Do you hear the guy got in here on the area, a poem jake?
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, your skills in the announcer booth simply put our sick, jackie,
jackie, Jackie and you never ever dinner,
someone's mount rushmore pick jake
Jackie jackie to the man behind the men who always comes to play, Jake,
jackie, Jackie to the man who enters chat rooms. Asking is obama
yeah, jp, Jackie, Jackie, holding your own with this crew. Every day is quite a feat. Jackie Jackie, Jackie
even with all that pressure. At least you would have remembered to pay the electric bill. Unlike business, PETE Jake, you Jake
Jackie, we're happy! You made the cross states track with all the boys, Jackie Jacob shaky, let's hope business.
Didn't fuck up again and in the new studio we get all that chicago street noise or shit jpg.
Jackie. Unlike hank, you don't hate the lives and you don't hate the commies, Jackie, Jackie cheeky.
and like a good little boy, every night, at seven uk,
the dairy and mommy's
Jackie Jackie as an announcer, you are cutting edge and all the trends. You are bucking jackie, cheeky, Jackie,
like max when getting air time you dont boast about all your titty fucking come decades. They knows jackie jigging shaky. You said,
shop here you stick your claim. You raised your teepee jake you jake
Jackie all of this
Even after every one in your high school sell your little people jig, you Jake, you Jake. You proud yourself on being a man of faith and you proud yourselves on being a man of fun, Jackie
dickie, Jackie, as there
A drive into deep left field by cassio knows that it will be a home run
dickie, Jackie, jackie yours, how does only fans and as exciting as a match on grinder turkey, jpg
We will always love you and for that,
consider reminder
jake. Ladies gentlemen, regarding transaction, I made that up my apartment,
Thank you so much to jerry you're, the best man. Ironically enough he's the boss, who I had to go, meet the big boss, man,
algeria, who helped me right, they re learning,
I didn't say, is all name may, as the president of a real company
get up come on big malone, please sixty nine!
it?
Oh, I see, I see, ok come on careful, careful, careful, don't get me trouble
let me put this part out, I'm not sure he wants to be like. Oh okay, I'm not sure he wants to be known as someone who helped me write a what rhymes with teddy fuck yeah yeah the pants geek.
his dangling in high school and vanish like he charged for that
jerry you're the best
you so much is always thanks for making the track. We love you. Let me go,
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MT rushmore finale. It's been a great, not rushmore season. Until the last episode I've enjoyed it. Yeah two lessons that I've enjoyed greatly. It's been a lot of fun. I feel like to state.
For fun. I don't? U dont. You signed the microphone, the shut, the fuck up, the fact
It came down to those second last my rush wars, great
member the beginning of the season when it was like link billion, Jake Mckenna.
Three weeks, the three months to get a point, but now-
in hank will be the ones in the box. There
being the isolation chamber, probably the best outcome, because you get me.
If he will announce it and maximum hank, they they do not want to be with each other. For twenty
plus we get to think of all the ways the fuck with a mother there in the box and irina as it feel hank. Yes, there's good, I'm excited
your excited yeah. Do you think that you let max down.
yeah, but you did, your hundred percent mistakes are made. It is what it is
not gonna, you be upset about it. I'm gonna try and make the best out of a shitty situation that I dont days. J J gloves
I want to torture, you know I'm innocent you again. I love him. Now I re nigh on integrated its. I gathered vigo, the majority this podcast
one team and then you got the total slivers onto other teams are stop. Obviously, you guys are gonna win your oliver eyes. It was so close and you just you know, was so despite the fact that the two hosting ever you gave what we did it. We did it. I feel like we did,
is anonymous is possible. There is no reach weeds which probably stupid for us in terms of engagement that, like we,
we should change that next worth we're gonna jump. We think we did not argue about the rush and after that I only out have to delete the next week, though forgot like oh, I locked reply,
and yeah when you, when you actually look back at the at the playbook here, that's probably the the worst way to promote a podcast. If you were going to do an entire segment all summer, never talk about it.
But we're here we are, I thought it was. His fares could be
and once you do, you're gonna complaint
Complaining it is what it is, how you fix it hank. I would
supper, you guys anti. Ok, I thought. Maybe
some will do that other national
weren't doing it next, one we're gonna do we're. Gonna do freeform cause I yet again like there was some pics I made that were funny edit them as a joke and in that caspian and
is a crime than public spending more than four hours. Funniest pick.
I mean when I jerome better on the rams now to get back
that was so funny peanut.
Add cheer are peeing your pants in march schlereth. I think you shouldn't be mad at me. Impiety. I think you should be mad that you went up against AI.
in june the pop up. That's really what happened again. We
Actually, I'm not I'm not going to I'm not going to be a sour puss, the the the game's over the seasons, though, but if you are plus I was going to be a sour puss. You guys told billy not to text jake
and then had means have two or three no we'd, never sign our dining ever told they might succeed. In the last. The latter, at your grand conspiracy, bring you think that the reason that Philly, that did it to where it was because we told him not to also billy, was actively trying to lose this. If we told him not to, he probably would do it can t be like they're trying to get me, but yet
Those three of those three episodes of names were here. Just that fact those those three the haven't do the hung over. Could you drink on a weekend?
just ended. The whole thing.
It is what it is. Obviously, I'm excited will make some good content out of it. This everyone loves me max was the basically the whole show at this point is wasted on his report, which is a tiny slivers at the whole show. Yet, according to you guys, like everyone alike,
we met. We want it on. The record is not being a sour fuss about this,
I'm not I'm excited alright, so you aren't. You do rushmore pizza topics real this time. Sure ok,
Who, what's your order
it's me and billy hank emacs, big cat and pft. What are they I bring up cause fifteen are just doing it off the rep same okay. What about you hank know? Oh you know, prep you prepped yeah, I'm ready, okay, okay, pepperoni, a good pack good pick.
that's what Google said. Okay, I wish you can't go first, because I just want to throw it frank again: the double I'll go. Spanish.
about what
it's crazy that I'm not going to complain, but if I wasn't even planning to you guys ruined this entire, that was my first like two years ago. What a fucking baby
alright,
You know no one a beat hank losing
you take it lucy I will go. Artichokes could pick began. We have the wraparound, yes or the second one,
go,
anchovies, good pick. Good products can be all
Ok, we didn't find black, ok, Jake, damn. I can't believe this hasn't been taken. Yet
bacon, o one jake. I came stupid, yea next, big me
guy. Let's go meatballs, ok, meatballs! That's good! That's good! Hey! Let me be backup.
Let's go no cheese, no sauce! Ok, I can't believe they left us and olive. Would you take black we were taken?
I know you won't take it. I have or would you what would you wear what you think I was going to say little human come! Oh okay, nice! Even
I know a literal.
mineral now go it's the last people
Let's go beans. Ok,
you have beans, I love beans out. A pizza toenails
What
not were mr relevant, be fairer. Hell. I was long look I'll fuck I forget about sausage. Gets us hammett, certainly learn
extra cheese. What do you take? Jake come on
We're going to make this a mirage more me and go barbecue chicken,
night had rony rake in any pausing rise. Again, it's a great pick rights,
back the mean Billy have pepperoni bacon me pause by ricky chicken mca, spinach, olives, no cheese, slash no
thought one per here and toenails coquet become pfc. Artichokes anchovies
girls, human common, being there's gotta, be a raise.
I would like to have you probably coming second mac?
is very upset. He's like I'm little loose every bad ever made on this talk. No second place, though, for max what
as I do
have to stay in a room for twenty four hours and we feel the box or over you,
sponsored and you're gonna
stay in the room for twenty four hours. I think we sit every couple hours will
I think that one item every hour gets thrown. Yes put the the p breaks. What we said like every couple hours.
And yet you have sure to sit there on camera will will will telecast it we'll talk. People may appear theoretical.
Have we get some people yeah nick help out and will be,
they do a podcast. What we just watch, while data bills, watch
two of you have to just sit there with nothing. To do. Sick
I've been sounds so bad. Like you know, this could happen to any. It is what it is. You get one pillow.
I just told her you know. Yesterday I told pt I was like. I think I can sleep twenty four hours, she's going to be great, watching
just fall asleep max just
pacing, rather on what no, no no
she just play. Leave you want what we got to join our seraph heiresses or yelling. I if it was like you gave us twenty four hours and we could like do stuff. That's to entertain. You were gonna having site, get no we're going to add things every hour. Just this should be like arts and crafts meeting paining, maybe guess could paint it will add funds. Would you get to do in prison? Read the bible
The first hour you got to sit there and the mole will slowly add some things. Maybe some fun things. Maybe what if we do like the hotdog thing, we're like that,
the task time gets chipped away, always gonna, be ours
These self wanted you whatever way now
Why are you so modest progress? Has a matter now, nothing to say now. I'm excited the upturn, oh say it say now
the talking to you said
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What are you going to say say: hey you fuck, you fuck! You! Can you please, please hank ruining your running this common.
Please, please said no. Why can't we go said sour posits, complaint or so of texts? We all say see not to say pervert pity. Do the last that anymore,
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if p of tea and hank had to do knows but no reward if php and hank, how he's a phd in I this you saying. Oh this, is you how to do this punishment? We would have been such pain.
about it and made it so we can do our who would, who would say would be born for the viewers. Otherwise we said we're gonna give you activities. We just said: painting yeah arts and crafts.
What we would have done, the same rules. We made the rules before you get one thing added every single hour. That's why I didn't say it:
to figure out a way to make sure that you didn't say it wrong. I correct, which is why didn't say anything.
pride. That's where I guess you know what we can't get mad at him for not saying examine, say
we and I said it, but if you the
If you had said what you were thinking, I very wrong correct ryan, but I
and read your mind right now,
far from the week you
Some people are saying
what people are saying view up like too
besides ago declared summer over and
the work, and since that moment you ve been grumpy. Some people are second, I'm not
rugby unhappy. I letters had him, except for the opportunity.
They call the exposure gonna get hank yeah. I do
zeal ads on your body yeah
Oh, you make some money. I honestly
Again, I can't be done then, so I can't be eyes on a show. I noted get used against me access data adequately.
I was going to be really mean. I was going to say something honest about myself and that you guys would have used it against me during the stream. I was going to say something that I'm thinking and and fearful of, but ok, spiders working snakes now staying
wake up every seventeen hours that exhausted arrogant.
grew firefox. I think
because yesterday, yeah yep I was going to. I was going to talk about that through fire. For all you want. Do you have another one?
I do not one we can all share in this. One group
as yesterday we comes videos or bushmen. Some golf videos, one of the videos, speed gulf and my whole bodies- broke
yeah I'm so injured. My back is just shattered electric video worth its
It was.
my hammy, my back
my shoulders hurt this morning. Our know how you can hurt your shoulders running yeah. I do
I was dehydrate. I woke up is more with a headache. As those I was pissing or-
It was a real awakening that we're not young box anymore
I when I was looking at my health stats yesterday from cause. We both logged it on our watches, cause we're exercising playing golf. It's.
actually very sad how heart how high my heart rate got just from playing off yesterday yeah. There was incredibly said
terribly sad, but it's gonna be a very, very funny that likely chain meme
Well, what just how bad we looked! I just keep laughing at the final hall.
Having just drive earlier maria evan evan pog
as a great shout with our youtube- I don't know
as on video, but he we're.
Standing there wrapping the video and he
drove his cart on the green and we all
dude. What are you doing on the clause in the motor casual? Why have you can't do this? I don't call I'll know whose
good, so so good
My laptop the neighbourhood, my life, though watching biggest sprint.
It was it was. It was fast. It was funny
and this is really a five. This is a future fire fast
I am going to my first bachelor party with, like my my friends, people. I grew up with I when I went to my brothers, but this is my first friend group bachelor party
thirty deeds. Nashville! That's wait a minute in three days.
observe more. You won't answer, and then we have been proposed.
After some already, he thought ass grumpy this week. Oh.
Can we offer three day about national? We should do one less, my rushmore for when he comes back, super hung over. Yes, maybe even three of them. Good luck, hank, death,
like you. I heard you about your party and naturally it was so much fun, but it took so much out of me
to my fellow today, is gonna, get a picture for those angel wings. Yeah! Do that
No, actually, when I went away the bachelor party, my friends batch Bertie Nashville, it was
Twenty fourteen- and it was
they friday saturday and then the blackhawks play games, seven against the kings on sundays. We went to the barn chicago and
are any loss in overtime? The nuestra correspond as just a beaten, beaten man Zia.
it can be lots. You know the first
a party in the front row by fewer people are gonna, be turned up to to attack
how many houses are getting back to town houses next to each other.
Like all my friends I grew up with and then all of his like college hockey, friends, yeah that'd be two houses that kicks ass. That's a lotta dudes a lot of dudes lotta dudes, a lotta dudes, okay, pft
at my fire fest is, I feel, like shit from golfing and also the supermoon. Do you guys see the supermoon yet last night, it's
superman, I think until twenty thirty seven it was a big deal.
apparently it makes dogs act. Fucking insane, so bleak do not bite my penis
but he bit every other part my body last night. Why? Because the superman super, because a superman did it in and it superman for some reason I think it's been
I studied that.
It's also misbehave alot during superman's,
Really. I gather, like tides, are the gravity, the gravity
extra little bodies more so I've heard a lot of you.
had dogs that we're fucked around yesterday, so it s, because the super supermoon blake woke me up three m. He woke me up at six a m. He
pete in the house. He bit me again. Every part of my body, except for my penis shut up lake, is learning but yeah the superman fucked, my dog yeah, that's the socket. That is not current supermoon. They become wolves and I dunno I had a pretty good week.
for my body being broken. Oh, I can't maybe some
help me whose listening this eye on the east piano
trying to get all my I've been doing
ass runs a new channels streaming. Everything
gotta be set for for the first college football weaken I'm on. My
up on my phone? I can't log out of my old cable provider, so can't watch games online yeah.
I wince at how actually that's how I've had the same. How do I do it? It won't. Let me sign out. I went through that with fox sports during a some some soccer thing that was happening. This is,
to disaster yeah tough, because I need to be able to like there's a lot
times when, like I was tonight, I was
I was laying in my son's room before he went to bed. I was in the bottom bunk trying to watch the game. Couldn't do it just furious? I think I just I'd hit every button. Every combination of buttons possible till it logged me out. So someone please help me someone, please please
please help me: ok, jake wrappers up. Ah, I ordered a couch and it was damaged in transit programmes.
I first heard something that happened on the golf course I mean, I guess we'll have to wait for the video spoiler. How damage was it? I want to spoil it so spoiler? No, no! I don't, but I believe that
they sent me to use one instead, the next the new one will be use, while the new on will be sent programme.
So the one that you got was use their just haven't you tell temporary that they told me
oh wait. No I'm saying the one that get fucked up than ever, even
sent it or they didn't say they told me on the phone cause damage got it got it: okay, yeah. Well, at least you have a regular apartment outright yeah yeah coming together and been here six weeks, you'll get your couch figured.
it'll be fine. It'll be fine. Jake knows that couch has to be able to withstand some heavy pounding. Yes, yes, mister positions needs a lot of Ben on that couch, ok,
next week, three shows, as today,
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family on a sunday all that stuff, because after this weekend, its co time baby
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