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Welcome on part of my take presented by game time, the exclusive ticketing app for bar stool sports today is Wednesday september, twenty eighth.
and danny dimes has done it again,
oh nine, in
prime time games the cowboys
the giants. I
she's thinking about it. It's it's unfair,
for danny dimes that he is playing with giants because he does have to play so many prime time games
and it wasn't even his fault on Monday night, but
that game watching that game. It reminded me because, like being able to actually focus on one game, it reminded me the dingle dimes has
the worst internal clock of any quarterback. I've ever seen him my eyes. So it's why they said that, because the literally the only know I made from last night's game was
danny dimes
He stands the pocket for about one second, and then he takes off
yeah. I don't think so. I don't know if it's necessarily that he has got a bad internal clock,
damn terms of getting sat, but he just
he doesn't let the clock play out long of sometimes
and then, when he should be having the alarm goes off, go off. He doesn't
like opposite. It's like the broken clock, as is right twice a day. Somehow
Daniel Jones is a correct clock,
that's wrong at all hours of that, he's like just like ten men
either ahead or tenants behind
but he's never on schedule, sweaty the game. He wrote.
The pocket
and he had a linebacker coming for about fifteen sixteen yards away.
Stood there like a video games that never get here with the control or on the internet, which is like bouncing pulsing and then just gets. Fuckin rocked and throws a ball sideways at abounds,
then all the other times the game dropped back in the pocket.
the look over to his right that do not open.
I'm had taken run any camera in a perfect pocket, and so you can run he just
He also had the special of
He would roll right in there
be? It was usually lawrence or micah, parsons or summoned. The cowboys defense was greatly pressure them all night long would
be running after him
watching, like the movie scream real. I don't open that door
and dino danzig dude. What's going on like
if your giants van you're spending the entire time yelling at the tv watch out like to Daniel dimes scared, I think we ve only heard like
it s. Only the idea of georgia, danny danny Daniel I'm stamp daniel dimes is back at it again with a bad internal clock and it wasn't. I actually dont think that that was all on him that game, because
though, giants, have no receivers.
They don't really blackwell sake. What
looked awesome and the council
The events like
dan Quinn is a really fucking good defensive, he's gonna be a head coach.
I mean I'm just going. Call it and we call right our dank when will be a coach again and
He's gonna go like eight nate, then he's gonna go five and eleven, then he's going
five eleven again get fired
he's going to go somewhere, went to a super bowl. The best coordinator and the league, some
People are meant to be corners and that
I don't know what it is about our society these days. That says that the panic,
of everything is to be. If you didn't do, coaching sphere is
be a head coach later
sometimes you can just be really happy being really
fucking good and the best evens accorded her
in the leg and then everybody always wants you to get
coaching job, and then you just
the interviews with had gotten job cuts,
I can get a raise. Look who's, look who's living proof of the of you should just do that is brent Venables. He just lost to Kansas state at home. He shares.
State a clumsy forever getting like one and a half million dollars a year and every year
Clemson loss dabble gets clowns not yet perfect. Also, is there any chance that lets say hypothetically urban margo Nebraska and then
martinez is like
one more year for this year's over goes back goes back to nebraska probably has another. I think they. I think they would grant him another year just to go back to nebraska, but
We should also mention cooper, rush
three noses starter looked
like cooper. Russia's thou made himself a lot of money because he does is
incredible, but he looks
more than competent as a backup. I'm telling you get the balkans jumps off his hand. Sometimes
it's not like he's got a cannon for an arm. I don't think he's got
like a really compact wind up in the book
goes further than you think it would based on how he throws it.
so he's yeah he's made himself a lot of money as a backup.
And jerry jones. Even I think today he said
something along the lines of it'll, be interesting to see what happens when death comes back yeah because, like he's put pressure, jerry jury, fucking loves a quarter
contract law that's what he gets out of it would have
hyperbolic chamber he sleeps and to extend his life. That's how he gets
that area in the morning and he is like. I can't wait, disturbing
anniversary with my team and talk about the quarterback, and he also like he. He comes from the cradle of quarterbacks. I think it's the cradle of coaches, but I'm gonna call the mac. The cradle of quarterbacks
central, michigan european rapid
a brisker caskey chop, everyone chow
batch jewels, jewels, good point
jordan, lynch lot at lahti.
ray quarterbacks went on to be great prose out of the mac, so yeah cooper rush. I mean
Again, the cowboys deepens just fucking good
there. They are, I think it's it's
they have a lot of good players, but it also just proves it like if you can get that one guy, which is obviously harder said than done.
That one guy who can just wreck every play
like a parsons
everyone else's job gets easier that one time when he got double teams and then likes,
the double team and then just blew up the guard and then got the call
backs like this guy. He can't be blocked year. Eleven from Heaven as skip bayless, says, skip record a nice video after the game was over last. I have him just just like his
face into the camera he up who just ah yeah. This is ass. You love man. I
The world is a better place when skip bayliss and Steve Stephen Psmith are drawing at each other from cross country
to their phones without ever addressing other person by name. Yes, because we're Stephen Psmith puts on the cowboy at an ego
first taken morn he's not
to get an agreement. Greenest now he's not doing that to get him. The fan skin,
he's. Do that knowing that skip still watches film about em
thinks about every day,
and sometimes actually cause shannon by stephen
This yang we are debating currer and vice versa. When skip bayliss talks about the gap was he's not betty,
cases of diet. Mountain do,
with the shannon sharp here
bending his own heart to students, smith
he knows, is watching their tape later on a yes absolutely, and yet the cowboys I'm starting to like
fall for the cowboys again, I need backer. I need you to like just set me straight that we're supposed to hate the cowboys this
problem with just be
like oh I'm rooting for this team this year. I don't know all the you know the history cause like. I watch that cowboys defense. I was like if that comes back
he's. Ok like this cowboy,
similar to lasher, like oh, that Michael Gallop comes back
city lamb shouts lamp for that,
horrendous drop in the first half, and then he did the my bad
which I love whatever you like
That really is wide open in his hands. My back
guys yup. Thank you. It's leadership. The craziest part about that drop that he had was. I dont think he ever even extended his hands to catch the ball.
the bulges landed in his hands. Where's hands were,
and just went right through it was the perfect.
It is appropriate that may not have thrown up more perfect ball adam and try to get better at, maybe not like just completely cell phone and myself,
which wonder I say there hank sovereign, I did say: cellphone
I try not to like. Have the total knee jerk reactions, because in the first half I was like, are we sure CD lamb is good? That's what I was thinking.
And then he went on to make like incredible vienna reason ass in when the game is incredible: wide receiver, but yeah the cowboys,
like did you see John celebration after the game?
It was awesome up in the box. Oh yeah, very jones in the box, when he's happy is so perfect, because
He had an opportunity to execute upward,
of ten or eleven various
and shakes, and this bumps and he
to all of every single one of them was a fist bomb to another,
handshake or a hand
wait, another guy's fist and then he was rich. People are fucking, amazing at missing handshakes, and then he was just rich people, golfer yeah, which I guess is a good vendor. Yes, it is, but he was just staring at his team after like picking his fingernail.
And I just assume that he was like, unlike yes, my pretty they finally want to game like this is great.
the cowboys
France is real. The giants.
I think the giants are exactly what we thought like there. There are frisky team, but they're, not
good team. Yet I mean they were the wheel. We said before, like
could you imagine the giants being three? No, I could not so that's. Why took cowboys last night end like I don't.
Its first bears this week will be a battle of like whoever wins
That game will be three in one and that stupid yeah. That makes no sense. I think I think the giants are definitely I put them in the punching above their weight class jaeger yeah their their first year, head coach, their friskies or the giants can beat a team that is better than them.
and they can also lose to a team. That's worse yeah. They can lose the worst, but usually they can beat a team that is better than them, but they can't compete with a team that is better than them that is playing at like their normal level. Yet they have to have an off game to make you. You have to look at the giants and be like we're going to play down a little bit. Then the giants
Beat you one hundred percent those right. The giants can beat the bills of Josh. On terms of all over sixty correct the attract, I could lose to the seahawks just straight,
yeah. I want to point this out because somebody did point out to me yesterday that the
that I wore on Sunday night show where
six, no against the spread
in six no money alone. Now what
why the sites are doubting. No, it was a bit on their thursday women.
the bears didn't cover, but that's whatever okay. So yes, if I don't get my money like yes, no, but
deployed slot either you push your loss, employer, three, ok, so the hat when undefeated money money lying, including several underdog, correct
and walked on their jaguars. Rather it actually was better than I thought it was because I looked at the hat last night
and there are two other things I forget what they are because have had only right now
two other teams that are on that front panel,
that also one money line. One of them, I think, was an underdog as well
so really when eight no money
they'll never happening, so I I think I'm in
the bill of the hat. This way,
I'll, bring it in ok talk about thursday I'll put together a bill. Parliament had just or where backwards. I was thinking
yeah, so back where backwards, Kaliko fucking eight that but on the
it's got more teams. So it's more
likely that it could lose one bigger.
I received a had can rise to the uk. I think you take the back of the head, not as apologists ovum straight straight out
front and back and then what about the bill, though?
The bill, maybe save for one we need to get our jail free, will need a real on our wish for a rainy day than her family. Rumour that, yes, exactly break in case of emergency, grant a bill that will you say,
Did you guys use wearing number thirteen on the giants last night,
with sills who played a west virginia bolivia. If you remember way back, that was the
quarterback, who, whose thirteen, whose offered, by lane kith in it you see and now that's how
story, pan dowdy switch to I receive renault, is plainly enough that have uk could have been you billy, yeah
and we also had almost all time, MIKE Mccarthy move, which
ferguson bury over as his grandson fun fact.
out of bounds at the end of the day,
in that doubly was stooped
to begin with, like
hey, we just need to run the bombing get it's like. Fifty seconds
no, it's pass. It inhabit run too.
The sidelines short of the sticks and hope it works in it. Didn't it didn't work it MIKE Mccarthy,
Gonna be an all time low, mccarthy bonehead, but we were robbed of their
Am I the only one that has thought that
is equal, it isn't the best running back on the cowboys. For the last, like two and a half years, yeah I mean tony pollard gang has always been hyping them. I feel like through for the last lot of people the last three years. It's been
pretty obvious to me at least yeah. Now, although pollard is easy, just look,
a fresh or guy link is equal. You he's
the contract,
and by that I mean like he was good before he got paid and
they kind of paid a money which, I think a jury loves. Him and jury loves him, but when you have
an odour running back and by older I mean really after their first big contract, it's tough to stay
rush for that long.
Pollard, he runs like you still hungry. I, so the only thing that I agree, he always looks like the the fresher faster running back,
I always wonder, though, like is that, because he doesn't get the floor.
Sound carries when everyone knows you're going to run and like has to run between the tackles type of stuff yeah, he gets the he gets. He gets the
or downplays he gets. He gets stuff that
as you go. It has to get like some of the hard yards and tony pollard can come in and be like a little thunder and lightning yeah. I love whenever backfield claims they have thunder and like that definitely
definitely could be one member linda
reggie bush, the eaten run, do
they have the bay awesome.
Yeah. I was actually looking up.
We pollard is good
is a good lesson that, like if you, if
you are going to raise your kids play. One sport should be or to sport should be basketball, baseball,
Tony pollard is a good
they'll running back, he is made through.
half a million dollars total underscore! Yes, he is, he had. He was not drafted, hides a fourth round pick and he hasn't
in his big contract. Yet and there
got a sock yeah. He did you get paid, so I would say
happened, definitely is he's gonna get paid and then he's gonna turn into
there's something I try to nature he's gonna. Look,
slow and I'm the guy behind twenty pollard everybody. We like your disease,
I think that this guy is better than tony paula right exactly, but I I someone's going to like the jets, are going to give him like forty million dollars, yeah, it's just a bummer, because he's been good for awhile he's looked better than his equal and as equals getting paid so much more money. The only other thing I had was that halftime was so awkward where Joe buck unfortunately had to interview Jimmy kimmel that sucks yeah. I hated it because that's boomers time, yeah chris Berman should have been on my tv and also Jimmy kimmel. Like me, I just
Jimmy kill seems like a nice guy, but like the
comedian that he has become knowing the commission. He was like it just socks to watch what, because he's just become like dislike super safe.
like how hard the here's, the joke
it's gotta, be the joke to have set a million times like dude.
so the man shall we watch the girl jumper,
trampolines used to be the guy? No times of change is to be the guy. That would make
Dog wear masks so that when I walked in the room, while you jacking off it looked like a hot chick,
and now you're talking to jobs can be, unlike
my work, routine, is ruined off. You know: I'm religious about going to I'm going to go on. Howard stern tomorrow is crazy, probably
Yeah yeah, my family's watching the game here and then my other family is betting on the game in las vegas women gambling is legalized everywhere yeah.
Dear me? He's
he loves the cowboys Joe buck. You could tell he was like dude. I just want to take a piss yeah. Let me take a piss in
the audio at the end of you guys knows it was crazy. It was wild to watch. It was so out of sync it
I said it
in the moment. I was like it's like when you find a a porn video, that's out of sync and you're like what's going on here like you, they would snap the ball.
And then you'd hear the snap and then you'd hear the whistle like well after a flag was thrown. I dunno what e s p n is doing but clean that shit up. I dunno,
porn your watch and I mean it. That's old school like when you look it up in here. Like you,
you ve, never watch a video whether the audio is out of sync. I honestly like back in the day I don't I've watched scrambled poor. No, when you like, find a video just like it's not like
Sometimes it is weird so sometimes happens when you're like trying to fast forward to the video and you restarted halfway, and you have bad internet
way. Back in the day
yeah
try to migrant gets so happens when the one the audio just fucked up. I want more.
we have no one's ever a lot of people are saying that they agreed now. Ok,
a modern island
I guess. I'm not one has ever seen a video or the audio is fucked up on a point I want.
want to be in that both get billy Jacon. I grew up with life.
Heist heiner, nay the s streaming alive, and I don't think it's in ages issue particularly like there's some bad videos out there. They, like
I try to watch it and it's just like alright. Well, this audio, just fucked up are talking about online or, like a deal online online. Now dvds clean, I think,
feel like what you're talking about is online when you try to fast forward but way back in the day,
and your internet was slow, so when it would recalibrate fine will sometimes of please do please. I don't think it's a I'm, not even talking about an internet thing. It's just this happens, we'll throw it on the youtube people. Will people will back me up on this? This definitely happens words like wait. These don't match up. It's like
moaning, and then there there they stop their clothes on or something what's goin on, while our that's fine just
stuck out here by myself,
one horny island eyes, nose, not even horny those videos suck, but they happen. I've seen them before. Thank you, hey. Why are you holding back? Oh now, you're saying no, it's just trying to make a lot of people were agreeing with me online. So, yes, I know I'll just be on my own. I remember that begat yeah! No, that's!
I don't need only pity you guys Jake. Germany
I'll. Do some research, I can't say I've had any personal experiences that issue I dont want to think of you watching porn I'd like bosnia
no to you, but it does like you're. Not
There are darling Jake. You don't know that stuff. You don't touch herself up up up up up
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To this end, I would like to hear
Jake and billy say as yankee fans are
we concerned about and judge at this point it feels
like its concerning time. I kind of the human
the over swing yeah? I think he has a lot of pressure
I think he needs he needs a albert proposed dick ball. That's like juice, due to the gills as well. You need that
he's going to do it on friday,
when I am there
you're calling all shot sixty one and sixty two he's gonna hit one of them. We might have wanted that he's going to hit yeah.
how many gives you left
nine. If there was a way nine at times this recording, if there was a way for big unwanted tibet
for everybody else out there that took big cats, but to win their bet.
And still haven't fail at it. That's what I want to have happened because also which is not pass it would be. I know, but I'm just saying like I can't rooted, gives it because big cat as-
the people more than Me- and I won't do that, but I gave it to the peep it would be have, but it would be very it'd be very funny if he, if he just got stuck on six,
It is going to do it is. Will it be hilarious? No, I dont even care, I'm ruined for the people's well, but it doesn't. The mass strikes out
it's one of those ass, it's one of those bets that, if I pour, if I just personally took It- and I hadn't put it on,
r, sportsbook app and the people hadn't rode with me. I wouldn't care
like if it was like
You could lose money,
but also this would be hilarious. Ideology like tat would be very funny,
but I do feel bad for the people, because people wrote the bat
and the thing I don't be a real shame
until I know you re against me, no one, not I just said, and for the people wants it
You wanna table the off the
I think a lot of it goes away and we could see to any game. I think he'll probably go he's going to get it he's going to get it, but it'd be it'd, be very funny if he
the greatest stat I saw as this is
is weird. The whole conversation is about inhalers alluded to this, like sixty two, when we're just erasing, bury bonds
the history books. But,
and sammy and ass, yet and semi a mark. Multiple too
and I put-
I did see. Last night air judge took his eighteenth.
intentional walk this year, guidelines the were him to write, barry, basel
very bonds had a hundred and twenty intentional walks into doesn't for how absurd is asked. Craig
and I wonder how do you know they loaded ray? I had he. I think he walked weiss in his grew. That's how following the barcelona Zia also one thing we talk in terms of either in a few minutes, but jitters last. It was a home game at night in september, against the orioles this weekend, friday night home game September
night against or sign does not thou wild society wild. Now you always always ensure season. It gets a detail hague. How many I mean I grant either thank on that's magnet, look at the idea of July cyanide wives that, as our smiled in turn, a w against orioles. Look it up.
How many times aaron judge walk this year, it is
really create like that nature. Every night should just be like hey. Remember, semi sosa arena, remember bury bonds and how fucking absurd he was also. It should happen hundred in one walks.
hundred one walks this year. Very bad
he had in his year that
it. Seventy three homuncio two hundred and seventy seven walks dodge
twenty seven and twenty seventeen did the the two into
and for that year that he was intentionally watch a hundred and twenty times
a two hundred and thirty two walks, that's fucking ridiculous.
Deaths are getting on base that much so that's a year where, if he had gone to bed without a bat
single time. He would
I think still led the league in on base percentage. It's it's stupid. It's
and never swung at a single pitch yeah,
so yeah it's interesting, because we talked about this record a little bit blast
and we said
how ok it's basically it's a yankee record which its aid, as we said yankee than I had several people reply, would be like duties.
el record that he's gone
nobody- gives a shit about an ale record and there's not a thing than people care about. I,
that the numbers sixty one.
Does have some meaning in american culture. Yet we gotta spoke out. I acknowledge that a hundred percent, yet not right. It's not really record. It is
the yankee record, which sounds lame when you put it that way,
does have a meaning because it was
It was the number that everybody grew up with as being unattainable,
right. Like nobody, there was actually discussion that we had back in the
in the early to mid nineties before the stairway thing,
will anybody ever hit sixty home runs the season
people like no, it's not gonna, be possible yeah, pitching too good yeah and the fact that it's happening it's kind of cool, but at the same time it'd be fucking, whore
There's a herd. Judges strikes
every at that
in the season I dont want. I don't want to happen, but you have to admit.
it before it also just as we're talking baseball records. It just reminds me that
jody modules record is
is a mosaic. Fifty six games in a row with getting a hit is just so stupid that is so stupid. If, if we're doing a layout will never be touch of the most unbreakable records, I would say the the the hitting streak
and then Ricky Henderson stone base, wreck and cholera can probably carbon. Is everyone takes breaks now?
yeah I'll. Do you guys do time is sweet about the records? What went viral and we'll be posted top five
most unbreakable. I'm will be records and a number five
Cy young, throwing seven
in forty nine complete games number five on the way.
That's pretty crazy as I'll be on fox
What else was honor
wainwright anxiety three out of twenty five.
Starts as battery yeah number three
was damages. Hitting streak number two is autonomous, ten plus winds and thirty plus homer you having shuts ready cash
tat. He should be. The envy pay
yeah a number one was. I bury bonds is all time homer.
What about? I think this is, I think the hitting street wreckers should be number. I think TED Williams had like fifteen, can
kills and world war. Two men had fora for that are probably never be done again. That's true
act, I what else we got, or else we got forward. You hussy crossroads
college football. Miami socks, europe
my aim is bad
no it's gotta, be other. Wasn't like there's no change the top o house. It's really
good tennessee rocks yeah tendencies, bad hindon hooker for heisman when they play alabama. That's gonna be like
that is one of those games of tennessee can can lose by less than ten. Then am I
They might actually be back, but it
the potential of a classic like
alabama. Just every time
a team in the ssc? Just like heart hops, up for a second there like a neuron, no here's, there's alabama you're right, there's the absolutely levels when it comes to ssc football, where you can be an average seem you can be a good team than theirs.
the next level of a team that so good that they can,
keep it within one score of alabama right, legatee, georgia, majorities dahlia, makes alabama nervous and then there's the boss
that georgia is the first team to ever really get up that levels and stick savings, but down their wares, like they are kind of loki,
but against all right. You're gonna go on the there's, gonna be multiple years now, where it's like the
spread is less than a touch cause, obviously elysees championship season, but then it was disappear.
yeah georgia's now sustaining
hey, we're on the same level as she up
I also saw earlier today.
One of the old BC s, computers, remember the autumn.
the formula that they had yeah, there's an old
bessie s computer that still does their BC s formula and published
every week,
their jamie ranked number eleven? On the contrary, love
I thought he was pretty smart. Computer Kansas not being ranked is travis city as well. That is stupid. It's just that's a total helmet ranking. Yes, if they were any like, if Kansas, were? U s c
same resume, there'd be like three in the country yeah. That's why pre like preseason rankings and rankings in september are so stupid. Yet yeah texas
his back to being not back up fact, officially facts:
once down everywhere. Washington might be good, yet data beers, our good friend he got texas tech. Fifty thousand dollar. Fine, just him would you do.
Well. No, it wasn't just him but
There was actually some. There are simple text: sec band
pushing. Players is locked up, but
dated imposing players. But Dana went up
do the mascot and did a horns down right in his face in front of the cheerleaders and unsportsmanlike conduct. So the the actual like a pie story, saying texas tech has been fine
fifty thousand dollars for like rushing the field.
Has data as the picture
looks like you do what you did a lifetime taxes, taxes, yes data I mean he has to choose tax attack- know either
I think it even funnier if he got them
two thousand dollar fine and then left yeah p. I mean, but he's like that's an all time, be able to go see that game and I think, the first time they beat a ranked opponent at home for forever.
Crabtree of you watch more big ten than I have this. Your big cat is a time
We start having this discussion about penn state being rank in the top for own opens its good points. It is good, but penn state has shown clifford, so
He is the he
kind of arm. I don't want to see
cousins cause.
probably mean that sean clifford
He is her cousins, one. A few games did. He did
didn't when that big ten average of deviance wisconsin even those
while I was a revenge, gave wisconsin but sean clifford.
is the guy who penn state will get to a point, and I think they are.
Good, but he will
oh just a back breaking interception in every penn state family like? Why did I
even sean clifford yeah that
happen. They know, what's gonna happen
ride the wave until it happens, but holy shit, that's going
through our garage gonna come at its a back up yeah, he had willed,
This
yeah yeah yeah. But what was that a fair assessment cause? You are a penn state fan max, like that's a fair assessment, yet I have zero zero faith. Holder yeah he's like
he is great pence. It's good
And singleton is really
the fucking good, and it's going to be get to that point. Where penn state's there penn state's there and then will be
what the fuck. Why did we bring it out? Yet? What we want is shown clever, throw that fall.
and so yeah in ohio state looks like world leaders as usual. Is your house?
the most boring awesome team of all time is as enter
of a franchise. That game was you never even look at third their colours there?
via the aesthetic the campus
I feel, like ohio state, is a very boring machine of devastation. Yeah,
I think I I think it comes down to when they had urban meyer. There was still the allure of like urban Meyer's a psycho and they could still lose to like purdue or iowa randomly, and now
It feels like they are a true like corporate machine was. It goes back to Jim tressel when he used to wear the sweater, vest and the tides every game. Every game was pretty much a board meeting right. They were going to come out on top they because they had stacked the seats in the boards. They had all the votes and then
they just kind of methodically move on and move forward. Yeah like run the ball play solid defense, that's kind of what ohio state did yeah now, even though they have incredible playmakers at quarterback and wide receiver for the last several seasons,
They still have that like boring as vibe to kick it, I can't get empt up for ohio state there.
I mean they? Did you just run through the entire big ten and will see if Michigan can duplicated, although I think they are
It states thinks that became, gets penn state. That's at ten states that will be. Can penn state survive the sean clifford disaster to
Everyone to everyone's waiting on bated breath
spoiler. He will,
survive the exxon clever de la I mean this.
christian hackenberg yeah
This is shown cleverness is. Is it quarterback that has just built to get your hope?
all the way up and then
demolished. I want to see one of those youtube compilation, videos of that people do for various colleges, unlike certain areas in time when they go
can do like very heavy heavy breathing voice over and walk you through what happen,
I want some way to do that with christian hackenberg,
explain to me how christian Hackenberg
forever in college football
and then he gets the nfl and, like this guy, can't through
boss, seven yard he's out. How did that? How is that possible here?
he's a good lesson that, like college football, if they had the one in done, it would be good for
as a christian hackenberg, because when he was there, the first years like disguise and credible and east
be the topic, and then he just had to play too much college football wherever was like, maybe not
yeah, but it would have been very funny if he got into the nfl and then I'm gonna pick you then, at the next level we got to watch christian Hackenberg evolve as he did in college, but against, like players
miles gear, yeah yeah, who
Oh yeah yeah, the bears says: okay, yeah, there's a big a lot of that like as a steelers fan. I treat every tree that poor guy he probably woke up and was like what the fuck just happened, because it was
actual news, article being like miles: garrets,
for the severe crash he flipped over a bunch of time. Yes, porch looked like completely mangled
and then there's one guy. The first response under it was as a state
there's van like I'm moving for him.
Server is still
fan here. I hope both them emerald
also, I hope, he's on the field this sunday or very soon, pretty
that's not what I'm I'm as
beautiful bomb happy the miles geared to die in a car crash. Yes await. This guy is a steelers fan and he said I hope, he's on the field this week.
I think he would have included that part at the end. A car crash had happened exactly seven days ago. Definitely not if it was last tuesday with that guy been like, I hope, he's on the field in two days yeah I dunno steelers fan here. Happy he's. Okay, probably have sign that you know life's bigger. Some things are bigger than sports yeah. Maybe he should retire steelers fan here.
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Guy media was yesterday bunch?
yeah. I, like other mere, does on one day. Yap sign williamson, looks great
James hard loss bunch await your daddy said and then
pavlovitch just
were. They said it.
No one here should go to vegas in bed on this team to win a championship. If you bet in the bar
facebook, ten dollars you'd when a hundred grand, if they do when championships, I sent it it's good value
honest bigelow, but on that, but I do know obregon trouble for that. I think you can you say that, but I respect the honesty yeah. He was nights in that
makes me I'm in my brain
gambling brain that I have is like he knows something definitely bet on them.
Yeah, let's announced I grew the yeah he's he's trying to get us off the set nice try, gregg sprinkle,
then my coulter and I thought about putting in my hot seat, but I don't. I don't want to sound like too much of a hater
but nasa on the cool thrown out in mind. They launched space.
into a comment,
They launched a fallback. I I didn't like it.
like you I mean the video the video also like wasn't it was it was. It was a clip art,
yeah. I was choppy like you're watching you old porn. We. How is that possible? We
billions of dollars of billions and billions and billions of dollars go into these things and eight they can't get like any
de camera that good point,
My dreams aren't jumping ever to second, my first reaction with similar looks like yet. My first reaction was like this is stop action. Animation, we spent
probably hundreds a million dollars on their salience. However much it was, but then
thoughts myself, just
because they have a second camera that was
somewhere that
the eighty footage and then
it to watch that it's gonna look awesome. It was just waiting on that special fuck. It was my. It was my call throne just because they totally did this as just like, hey look. We can prove that we did. This is not like an asteroid's going to come and blow us all up
I've just fun like we did. We just want to prove to ourselves that we could do this. No one worry about
potential asteroid killing us all. Haha
that's we're, not thou. My big take away like you just been all that money to see
that you could attached to like
throw what was it of refrigerator, basically at a rock
Seventy million
base years away? I feel like we have a big asteroid coming soon.
we dropped. Show me bombs on earth every day. Why don't we just throw all those bombs in blow something up and develop a point system and compete legally?
space olympics knows
so you're saying that game space invader, he put a bounty yeah, it's like big book conor, except for afterwards. We like compete with, like other countries, space programmes that section
billy. You said a lot of really good things on a show has probably the smartest idea you ve ever come up with an we just compete that way. So it's like been
you're, a blow shit up like where blows up that one for
when I like the winner gets like our no mining rights to certain natural resources, so you're
countries incentivize to get better at the space defenders game. The area
just an olympics out in space and winner gets all the land,
Awesome. Yearly. Now be cool, I've,
Will it ever agree on this? Really? For? U n! I love it. Ok,
you're hot, see culture on p. After my hot seat is society
can society to be specific. All of us we participate in it because dude
Effect is building a hundred million dollar dude facility
in somewhere in texas, undisclosed location.
park for due to like being perfect, and I think
look back on this in the history books and three
hundred four hundred five hundred years in whatever country takes over the united states were right now
daddy, like signs of american decline
Why did this empire fall? Was it
was it tromp was it Biden and inflation was putin,
launching a battlefield nuke in ukraine know it
with corey garret
purple hauser,
beard, guy and beer,
His dad
building, a giant money
went to themselves in central taxes,
tune of a hundred fifty million dollars. That is the tipping point.
Our society as a whole. I I want to hate it so bad, but at this point jealousy look sick. It's like these guys is basically have cracked the code of living
a dream life. I do still think he would suck too have to like work there, because yet
nice everyone all the time like think about that. It's like
if the text his aunt em yell leaders had there
took their iowa oscar.
and imagine their perfect life we're living inside of all
Ex fever dream right now and called stage. Yet attitude perfect was the what was the, whose wrapper that we had on that it has.
his trick on econ yeah he's yet its icons new future.
Yes, a con. It's gone for white guy, yes exists. I also like did they threw out like hey we're thinking about going somewhere else, which that's a great move,
like who's gonna, give us the least
attacks, so waves way the deeds are doing the Unifil owner thing. Yet they were, they were like, like we're going to pack up and we'll go pack up and move the dunes out of here with their like. We would like it to be in taxes is we're from taxes, but it land
Possibly you, like you, know, allay possibly use like who's gonna.
who's going to basically use all the city's money to build us. This beautiful place, it's like what amazon did when they were looking for h, yeah to yeah and a or c like close it down in new york. Yes, yes, so they're, just getting everyone's hopes up, but yeah, I'm sure it'll be in San Antonio, so yeah
it's either. Did it again this due to the goods I did at the end and then my cool throne is the
for six
six on course, thrown out
crucial, whereas number six. Yes, he does and he is trying to changes. Jersey, number out of respect at risk.
for bill Russell, because
retired bill. Rustles jersey, they're, letting everyone that currently, whereas number six contain,
to wear it
screw so being the classy guy that he is he
decide who want to move on and show that respectable russell in the nba, not letting him do it. So there there forcing him to wear the number six through
the entire season. I think it's because
If crusoe sells so many jerseys top. Seventy five jersey said yeah he's a top. Seventy, that's that's gotta! Do some good stuffers top shot that I have read like that, shows that there's a market out there for cruz
collector. That also feels a lot like I'm a huge crusoe fan that does feel like over nine m. O K. Memorabilia, like he's price Emily,
yes did. They say: oh, they said top seventy. Seventy five yeah tough stuff because they just took whatever cruiser, was going to be top seed top eighty. Eighty two.
I don't? U money. Seventy four. I think I think I can name off the top of my head. I think I can name
Sadly, seventy five and be able he's emmi now sows the man, so it makes sense. He is
Men are so he's using everywhere number six this year, but just out,
spectres. Imagine that it's a different number! Yes! Yes, I'm ok! So I repeat my call throne, with the with the totally like fake
like all words, gonna, throw this at the asteroid and it's not gonna. It's not because we're practicing for something my hot seat is the nets
media day, the nets,
all them getting together.
kevin rant was basically like
there is a lot. Is it there's a lot of uncertainty around our team? Last year we came to mutual agreement that we should keep moving forward and I think, carries it.
When I get pretty awkward, this knock it off.
This is so awesome they. Basically
they basically spent,
tyre summer saying the shittiest things about each other being like
september will never come, will never have to be in the same room again together and september's here, and it's just
awkward, as you thought it would be yeah I love it.
Some, I, the team, is gonna, be
the same as it was last year and motives and there's a as is becoming even more or less asia was last year.
Good, I I I can't wait isley, because you don't know what you're going to get from the nets year,
Are you do know, then it's not gonna be normal yeah. I hope the really really good and then get swept in the first round. That would never
but I will be very funny. I would never they're going want, whoever deploying the first for easy, whopping billy
hot seat, is the buccaneers stadium staff. So,
we roger said he saw something on the jumbotron post game against the box. So
did some internet sleuthing and there's no footage of it, but the rumour that's going around from recent tweets from in the stadium at the time of the game before Roger said anything swells right posts, apparently
The hearsay.
on the jumbotron was shot over Tom Brady, shoulder of a hot
well in seeing the
blood right to point converge
in play, which, if you look at the defence, the packers played to defend them.
Play. You see that there are six guys in the area of the flood, so that's a little over
balancing of a defensive coverage.
even though, was going right, but they think that air rogers saw this on the jumbotron on the surface pad that showed a
What right play in that
how they knew with two point conversion was. I thought the box stadium savage beyond the hot seat, because hurricanes about wreck all their lives.
yeah you come up. I understand point of water near her.
The old right wash away, they have to worry about their families right now. Yeah is it? Is it sleuthing Billy? Is it legal to look at the scoreboard, because you know that refs aren't supposed to look at the scoreboard, all right, yeah plays and stuff yeah, but it should be
was a tweet thou is done before that post
name speech was even made so
Why I'm cutting court coming to the point thinking that it was real?
thank you now
time to be like some somehow they're gonna blame Tom Brady for this and suspended for yams.
Not me
when we know exactly why the league issued a memo.
Saying that hey Tom Brady you're not allowed to smash tablets anymore
and so Tom Brady would have smash that tablet.
and instead it caught him holding the tablet
which was then broadcast into the jumbotron they gave,
The plates aaron rodgers severe if Brady had
if it was up to him
he would smash that tablet. A long time ago sounds like the debris,
Vocation of the nfl, yet once again in my cool throne, is wake force head coach, dave clause in
so during their get the game against clemson I'd say
as some of you know, dabbled sweaty sons or on the on the team in places where you can kind of hide them. Like holder, you know,
Fourth quarter wide receive, or I'm gonna eminent push back on that, because I don't think you can hide at holder,
I buy either good or you're, not that old. Yet it's a very simple job. Wow remember: hater. I've. I've been a holder really yeah. When I was like third string, quarterback. Okay, I see
job so so utilised to people off about billy. Ok,
many heavy real mad. If you,
a decent like can catch like they put like freshman,
hold. It is not my hands, I don't really know the whole region is high pressure and, if you're a glimpse- and you screw up a whole, you got you got
potter, kicking like there's a bit
Magnifying glass on you got your dad. I think that's why I think we need to do more, respecting
of the whole community.
Especially of of sweaty. Whatever will sweaty
sweaty otto well dressed when he's alive I'm talking about, but
when he was on kick return in several times
throughout the game. The wake forest kicker kicked it directly at sweeney. So there
expose them in their kick return and they did he die
four nine yards to the clubs and nineteen, the clubs and fifteen. The clubs.
I've, got to the point where dabble headed
take it. He did so ivy like just as great as your coaching on low wages, the attack area there when they put new guy in they did the same thing, and he took it like to this to the third pillar.
That's it it's a genius move to be like that's. The coaches son
We know why he's guiana allies, like a lighter jake ferocious off my heart, see the smiling there's this new movie coming
called the smile, oh yeah, and their planting people at sporting events with creepy smile
outgoing via. I saw that in the other day, there's a west coast gained in sinai football
There is also a baseball game that there are doing it at front row site it's weird,
if you're just smiling you're going to get on camera know a creepy somalia, they plan a member when they did, I think, didn't they do this, for the clown show up at places yeah, I tell ya, they actually never claim that because it became such an issue right and then there was copycats who were just causing chaos. They're like we're going to release movies,
years later
yeah. This might be on the lookout for anyone. Who's smiling, they're, probably up to something yeah yeah and all my calls
these actions have you got so you are both in the final few groupings of the bars, so many gulf imitation of final round airs tomorrow night, while back nine p m
throw your you're one back of Jeff DE la
got your name. You need a little bit of a miracle, your five back with nine the plight of ida, mental issue, I'm not the mental game, but parliament with our values
I can choose seventy to one day and one thirty, two than yes you're, both in the next round. Five aired last night tuesdays on the bar supports you too, we will create a champion nitrate cool thrown, also cool thrown jake, because you should use promo code jake on the parcel sports s store, billy is taught Billy actually wanted a plug there. We have fate spaces faked tee shirts. If you like that, no not only their use promo code using overcoat, Jake, ten percent off I'd ends on wednesday at one o clock. If your listening in the morning, you can you can do it yet. Please help out use promo code jake so that suit hank can't win this in Billy. We know ability bill
fake charity offer we can have that is now, is a pathetic display. The charity housing
picture. Yesterday my money and I'm giving the rest of the year, I'm going to put all the money on on a bet and if I win the bet I'll give the winnings to charity. So if I was charity, I wouldn't take bill. I already. I already chose my charity. What is it save the frogs dot? Org? Okay, so have you chosen? Your bet,
on the thursday night game. Well, that's more important, because if you lose the bet and fraud you're going to die, I think charity. You started for yourself know that avian conservation organization to protect of chytrid fungus, save the frog aces, save the frogs dot com. First order of business arrest, Billy football, so he can't fuck any frogs to death.
But shadow jake. We all who wins jake does
a job, as you just heard, promoting
their people.
All the time racked
This is a good way to get back into. Thank you jake.
For all that you do here some money,
would you like to say promo code jake to promo code?
and go watch. The mini golf: okay, nice, beautiful cars, nice one use, promo code, Jake has really nicely tangled, don't have to say it why? Why did you say it that way? I'm just curious! How? Why are you so
openly promoting jake
until you ve made a great point, his eye, throwing it is I. Why is that? Why you're promoting arena good point, fifty or another reason why I
what was best for the company and what does the companies is, merge orders? I don't know if that's necessarily true, I think that there might be some shenanigans.
I actually feel bad for Jake WI, fi arrogance. Is there something
It might have been some shenanigans. Are we keep addition agency? I do know that it was not this one. Here is a later, so a citizen antibiotic use promo code, Billy dragged out yet again. Tell me the shenanigans. I wanna hear the snig its hank put
court press on jacon bill yesterday, not
Mr president, it was a full court press and would I do I offer
the deal and they took it. They could have not taken a hank. Pretty
put a gun to their said
I'm going to do a stream tonight and on the stream, which I did.
For every order that I get I'm going to stay on the stream as long as necessary, which I did I plan on staying on the stream until nine o clock in the morning and not going to sleep at night.
Now, unless you guys want to team up with me and second place, we can all split it together,
will you shakes her could do in june. We really heavy also, basically, the way Hank phrase that was take the deal or
I'm going to ensure or hank to ensure he gets
and what about I said, I'm going to I'm going to gun for second place as hard as I've not sold to hold on one. Second, I'm still in this competition. Yes, you are going to have. Should we knew this was going to have a baby to a diff.
deal with me
I have my deal pancake,
Now they re all of you. I won't make a deal with me. I'll go five. I've done like two tweets I'll make a deal with you. I,
I don't think they all your president, everyone's ass, a bugle week I'll make
you! Ok,
when the time you too, because how matters can over hague thought
it phrased it as though he was like about to overtake all of us because he's the only one who can see the numbers,
Lastly, that's not true. I can't see numbers idea inquiries in a way now. Would you guys, like you with me, you guys took the deal. I didn't you have the money, if you probably
believe it or not. While I'm a loyal,
But, like I you're doing not adding always sunny right, I really likes you you're going to manage to deal. Obviously, honestly, I think that we should cut this parliament because
I want no way way because I should do so.
Thing, because jake was worried that
the aid of yours will get mad at him for taking the I didn't want to put you out there Jake. I apologize. I just wonder how we are going to put it out on you, hey. I was already putting it s very videos already. What sober my religion is. Not, of course be yours, my first, I actually requires your second ok be robbing J. Let me ask you a question
I didn't do anything.
you guys, I offered you deal and you took it. Ok, that's your questions and now my class is that wrong?
yeah you're strong arm from near their boss.
I could
as everyone so tft we could. We could
We just push mine and I we could just go like fuckin
Crazy on why protein wayward about that, I could just give it all to me. You and maxwell split and means anemia undoubting eyes.
We know how much money is it. I guess like fifteen one,
five thousand and how much money is. It first is fifteen second and third splits terrorists, eight per second two to four third
so, if I live with a really hard wood, if we would have we push yours and then we,
We gave that money to Kate,
then also Caitlin's. All of
actually, no, I think we should give so I think we should go to jake nor the problem. It is all in all jake did he was trying to do the right thing and hank just came in life
the fucking banshee and was like hey,
You need to do what I say, or else I'm gonna fuck up your world that already motsoaledi. Yes, he was taken with you to make my next forty eight hours, Michel the renewed hawking. Finally, I gotta go. I already had to come in second place. If you know that you're gonna do it out of spite haggling, you run regret any side into yeah. That's what I should have come up. I think I think the difference between hey. Can I ask you a little on the believable sob story of making your guy sound like the victim. I can't believe I'm hearing I mean no,
you didn't get. How old are you? Are you child? I showed you push yeah. I I took the deal.
Was there a lawyer? The worst part about this deal? Is that I benefit
more than hank does.
I don't I don't want to get the details of it. I just
I would say I'll go outside later. Maybe we utter now. I just want to be the problem. Rustling with is. If I want to go crazy, I'm an after like work all night. I don't want to do that so
thing I mean just take over my account and just fucking just tweet nonstop
The good thing is this entire thing is doc documented and will be on p m tv, lotteries, love and watch the entire thing that happened there and make your own. This is our strong arming max. I personally think that
I still want to see Jake come in second reading. I don't. I don't think that jacon surpass k right now.
she's gotta leave. I want. I still want you to get the money that, while I started to pursue a hands again theo, whether I regret it or not, is a different story, but I did do that now will honour that? Ok, if it ends
I'm gonna. I also already told you I wasn't to take the money from that's getting, not
factored in cut their part max, I'm
to continue revenge, eggs or maybe do I never said I am going to continue to promote Jake and
taken do with his money, whatever he wants to do once he gets it. If that's I'll, give it to whoever
have the goodness of his heart. That's what
does it
it just more evidence. The jake is a team player that he took this deal to begin with
which is further evidence of why we should use promo code. Yes, ok,
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you need a water, somerset son? You guys, and I expect starts anywhere else who would you say, has more greatness. Your wang Gretzky, who are good will
the greater
I mean I'm not going to go down that path. I mean he's he's the one yeah I think
that's probably fair, we're gonna go
to arm I'm sure a lot of of your career, and
playing days but I'd like start off. If it's ok with you with a
Well, the that I have we
do we have one as well? This I've got several and we can get to the rest, but the biggest
and by far- and I think a lot of our fans want to hear this as to you and in really hold your feet to the fire. Why did you
down the miami statue in the outfield
the moral and that would go up in circles every time they write. It will take it out. We moved it.
Ok, why did you remove it? It seems, like you know like you, we can.
can choose to tear down statues all we want, but history is still there
I really wanted that to be left out. That was my favorite part of their ballpark. It still get down there in miami much we would
and for the all star game. Couple years ago I just wish I was still in centre field. So what's that
giant fish go up in the air. Every time someone hit a home run,
yet yeah still it still outside of the bar. So you
see it ass. He moved because we needed a space in either
you talk about sports nowadays,
if the fans don't want to sit in their seats and talk to the person on their left and they're right, they want to move around, have more social spaces, so
It was we moved back because we needed the station circle
There are now removed. The african do gripe semis we'll get to my group as well. Do
think things would have gone differently if you had. Maybe we,
too little more with marlins man and done marlins man Monday's. They propose to you, he's a friend of ours and I dunno
his perspective? He dominated the negotiation with you.
because I think he offered you a blank cheque.
or maybe you offered him one. I can't remember how it went, but do you think it would have gone a little different if he had? Maybe you know,
hired him is like presented the team or something
definitely like to put it clearly defined differently, but I would above all be there, I'm pretty sure
I am positive that it offer him a blank cheque.
Yeah yeah yeah.
jack and monitor the air
This demands were reasonable. I think he wanted to like
bring the lineup card out at every home game? I think you will he wanted day they wanted for him every single week,
yeah I was. I thought I thought he was being more than four when he approached you and I'm sure this is. Is it
marla men's questions that you ve ever gotten in an interview?
we now when he came up to you that first town hall and said
Do you know who I am?
Did you know who he was I had heard?
I see a man. Do you every sporting,
now that orange stairs he hard to miss some you'll see it.
but I didn't know who was a nose name,
They pointed out to me before we start get just just
set, the record straight he's not trying to get on tv he's just a big baseball fan that where's marlins jersey in all the other parks, and he just happens to get on tv
I tried to do the exact you, humble ok, I write on the same page.
yeah we're role models are all wrong yeah. This is a good common ground here. We all we all know in our purse, close personal friends with marlins man's ear. I got it, I got it yeah yeah, alright, so I
I am not. I hear your career so incredible. Avi, I watched the whole documentary. I was kind of enthralled with it
like what. What do you think in terms?
The reception from the documentary do did you? Why?
we're being like I feel like I was gonna, got my full story out there or you
still like people dont know
full direct year, because you had such a private separate life from the the public persona,
you know a be honest when we
started going down this tat. I wanted to film the potential policy.
You call I was gonna get.
Said he should build it. So you have put it and I wanted to film excited share with my girls. I had two girls at the time
They are both very young didn't know what was gone ass. I wanted to say that
and then it by work was to get adapted. I wanted to fill
Induction ceremony decide to have it
and then that turn into a larger discussion- and I was asked you wanna- do documentary covering your entire career as an absolute up. That's it
Absolutely not? There is no way out. I'm due and adjust
I was thinking about it more and- and I said okay, you know if we're going to go down this path. I want to make sure you know whether there was times in my career where there was friction here or there. I wanted everyone else to be able to voice their opinions.
give their side of the story as well. So
turning to seven episodes, man, I am, and I sat down north
somethin hours
Meanwhile. I know you guys talk by a bit, but he ever talk about yourself
for thirty seven hours,
about a part of it. Your way,
you say so
We interviewed north of ninety people.
I'm very very happy with it. I didn't want to do a puppies
said. I want to make sure everyone else. John
and give them the platform as well but
I'm happy. I did it and everything that I've heard is then is then pretty possibly mostar
yeah I enjoyed it very much chance in its very cool to be able to look back at you,
career and and have some people away in and kind of
see what I mean to other people and see what it meant to yourself when you looking
and I like retroactively at it, but when you were a kid
when you are growing up I
have to imagine that we hope for a lot of people
their dream. Life would be
your life was where
you know you win world series capped. The egg is everybody like has nothing
good things to say about you throughout your career for the most part,
and we'll get lonely besides tractors. Later I've got to
later we can get into, but as a kid like would what
your dream. Did you did you like fall asleep a night thinking? I want to pay
short stopped for the new york yankees win world series
and how did your life actually end up, comparing to everyone
that you wanted to be when you were a kid
yes, here when I was a kid, my dappling shortstop, so so he was my purse roma
we'll be my dad's? Why that's my download the position?
Who knows what born in new jersey, my grandmother s, dummy
yeah, my grandmother s? Fourteen gets mama's thirteen brothers and sisters we
spend every summer jersey at her house and choose the big bad. So
That's what made me fall in love with the eggs. I grew up in michigan, but I'd go back every summer site
I wanted to be short, stop when new york yankees and there is no other dream there and look I mean
I was I was last. I was fortunate. I was lucky, I don't how you want to divide it, but just the engine,
after by the yankees is how to chance than my entire career with one organization.
Then you, don't you don't dream of all that you just dream of actually get into the major lakes and plan for the yankees, the
the plan in a world series?
You don't really know it's gonna, be alike. To win one
and then we had a lot of success than I was less than a lotta greatly makes we are lost.
access early autumn like rear. My life was is, is that
blast in and I I your question is much more than I could ever do.
Yeah I mean it is really your careers storybook career, but the ones
I appreciate in your documentary and it's something that only the the true great
What kind of have is it does
like the losses, hurt you so much more than the winds in that
thousand one series when they go through everything and you're talking about it is
something how often still to this day, Derek eater
family man you're at home. You got other things going on. Does it just
in your head every now and then you're like fuck,
oh yeah, oh yeah, really, oh yeah. I got a couple of friends that have won more championships. Man, so don't think they don't constantly remind me of it.
So you always think about. You know the time that you feel as though
like I said, a document, every loser says
We should have, while the us, that's what to say
but tat you have those type or you get so close. Indeed, there is no guarantee that was capable of winning so that
you're right man? It's it's! I guess I'm wired a little bit differently. I don't! I don't know if I'm necessarily proud of it, but but for me, I think about those times and could have won yeah yeah
that that was so close in its. I just there's something about the guys, we're wired. That way, because I think you know you, you had such a crazy
rare. That you could just be like war was all when the one five titles like what are we talking about here, like one of the best of all time, but
the guys who are wired different, it's like no. We should have one remember losses. Yeah wishing to one nine we should on this.
Yeah. I just always appreciate my career as much as that
we should have when I was going through. You know because it
We see and hear the santa documentaries, always what's next man what's next liking
You celebrate bore a couple weeks and minutes we gotta get onto the next one. So, like I said
This is the character lama. Yeah. Are you
pretty pivotal a pivotal role in one of the most iconic baseball moment,
of the last I'd say a hundred years, and that's it
w bushes first pitch again, three so
legend has it you were. You were talking to him and you were gonna, given him some tips before the game. What
like when he was taken warm up. Did you see something in his motion? You like hey, let's tweak this last week, that
What was your advice to him before he stepped out there on the mound years? Much as I'd like to take credit for the earth excited, I care
how is it? This is the old yankee, stadium and and the the batting cages work about. I would simply be a hundred yards from the club. How so
routine, that I did it every day I used to, but I'm the cages right before the game and just get a few slings in to get loose and
no, I'm walking down to the cage and the whole tunnels line and secret service Sarah stock?
but how nervous they were pose nine eleven
president of the united states in yankee stadium, I felt,
the safest place in the world today, because it.
There's nothing had happened
stating that particular nights. I went down to the tibet.
That engage in- and I saw the president- and you know you said he stole out the first page earnings get loosen
and I said, hey man just make sure you know you're going to throw up from the mound. You've got to put them in front of the mouth and he says what he thinks and and thoughtfulness. I see I think you should do
and then, when I was leaving, I turned around and said: don't bounce it, because if you bounce a buoy at jp stadium
and he threw a perfect- I gotta know how he did it didn't realize yet a bullet through best on at the time- and
you know. Funny thing is
since I retired, I haven't swung a bat
have only throw a ball a couple times it's when they are
the my number two thousand seventeen in just a few weeks ago. We had hoped-
im ceremony at yankees stadium at throughout the first fish and both times I threw it out from in front of the mouth.
I said so- they booed me to actually last time they started to boo when I was in front of their mouth. So it's
internet explorer is not the purpose. Yeah, that's right!
asic. So I'm talking about other moments. We we are offices in new york. We have a lot of mets and yankees fans a lot of mets fans, a lot of Derek jeter haters. So this is not a question for me. It's a question from the Derek jeter haters apps. Some of the
Dieter haters would say that you
Kind of hot dog when you jumped into the stands and got your face, bloody some people even saying like stone,
Steve Austin and you had a razor blade underneath the seat in color.
Little, do you think you probably could have just maybe caught it and not used all those extra steps to make the theatrical jump
into the stance. I actually was two steps and if he went to the old yankee stadium, unfortunately he can't go because it's not there. There was not a lot of foul ground behind third base, so trust me. If I could have stopped, I would have stopped
run. It was stated that the actual upset it catch was now are
It really was hard,
bob. I run at full speed, but I had fallen into the photographer spit a few years prior to the procedure and its awesome
as so. I knew where I was going and I just thought if I jumped over the photographer's pit, I just land in someone's lap and unfortunately it was the one seat that didn't have anyone.
Said minute now to actual question? I absolutely cannot so
You got rid of old yankee stadium, so no one could actually go back and recreated. That's that
just as I just had to tear down the old yankee stadium. So I could go on and then we heard it
well. How often would you have I mean yankee, you know being in new york like there? It is crazy. How passionate are the two fanbases are, how much they hate each other. Would you get people on the streets being like fuck, you derek from your mets fans and stuff
this is not because they have anything to say
in our mandate. They didn't where we played mineral series in two thousand and upset battles.
the one series that we absolutely could not lose.
And I would add that I'm not joking
when I say that I will try moved out of the city, I let him in
my hope removed the loss of the match, but really met.
It's been stated: yeah, that's good, feel in red sox. France can for awhile and ill two thousand for
I guess I have to admit I got caught up in internal
the red sox bandwagon to those for I bought the shirt. It said like the entire line up on the back
besides socks, william sucks and at the end
and junior swallows. I thought that was really earned on you. I was actually
at game, seven in new york. For that. For that close, our game of wondered, like you seem like a guy that
probably still effects when you think about, can
that doesn't one world series as it was.
Happening. When did you reach the moment where you're, like oh shit,
might actually lose the series arabic
you know it's their personal
if bring it up, all our losses appreciates that your earlier banks, you don t,
I talk about us losing the last four games in a row to Boston, but we beat them three games in a row. Rag to get a three one lead, so just go
to show you anything can happen in the play aspect.
It'll only last game. Six, I thought we were going to lose. We were going to win game seven, you know
has it been made about it at the time?
boston, always found a way to screw it up. They just did
and we had always happens in the world.
They. It is pretty their game seven, so you got
did you ever lose confidence but tat. They are accomplices.
Doubt rio did start lotta teams with a roll over by that date,
It seemed earlier so
I'll. Give you a good one, because then you can talk about your wins. Let's rank your ranks, which ones are most meaningful.
That's right! I'm sorry! Let's
your rings, that's rank the five ranks which one do you like, the o them
meaningful. Obviously there all special
everything, but I would imagine there's one
it means a little something extra. Would it be the last one man yet kids, you guys a kid you're allergic to yeah, it's a kind of like what someone says
I wish you'd better care, even if he had nothing to say
They are my daughter, I, like my daughter. What am I saw so cell there we go. I answered that so now you have to do this in order to develop and each time you do something for the first time its new
you're, going to experience is your experience in the parade for the first time. Your experience in the attention you gotta,
streets, everyone has yankee shirts on eighty, had sounded. Congratulate you one in the world since the first always
stands out
Man, then you got the mass the plan, the mets, in that
we have to win that world series. Like I said, and then
two thousand and eight of the nine years since we won the world series, so it's tough, but but I
I follows saved negative. It worse. One discussed here
it's ok. Did you say that you want to get suppositories, like was the least meaningful causation. Here I got five that is totally fire
If he doesn't want to be in san diego, we knew there had no chance and the weak wins that year
and were twenty five and fifty so job to do.
Steam wrote most most in that year,
a crazy record. That really is. It is yeah. I mean at at any point over the course that season did you feel like you're on autopilot where'd. You know
Your team is so good that there is
Actually nothing you by anybody can do to stop you. Well, you know that's a good question, because
nike nike logic towards the end of the year? We actually scuffled for a couple weeks and going back to me
as watching every game. I remember
in a way we wanted division in April
We had already won and I never walk in the streets in new york tourism.
In september of this year
we gotta turn it around and we'd better. You publicly.
Sir, come in and was gone what's and they they watched every single game. So we added a period where we
a little bit, but I think everything
in a study would stop. I think, that's when you find now video, but for the most part,
back years I mean I'm a little biased that I put their team up. There there's anything
and- and it was incredible, team is true baseball. So weird that, like it just so
game, so there's always gonna be a stretch. Were you know you lose a couple series in a row.
in terms of leadership like we're you you, you weren't a raw guy, but I
watching one of the glue cool parts
aki memory was utah
I about the nineties, late nineties, yankees, then the transition to those two thousand.
He's removes some veteran guys and you have to become the veteran guy. Do you
There was a moment where a clicked more,
you for being like a leader and bringing all that team together versus
So when you were the young guy and you had all the veterans around you
yeah. I don't think this.
looking, I always heard people say: oh you're, you quite know you not the rah guy. I didn't do things for the camera.
You play your nose out of here was forty play. You know which cameras? Are you because you just look at the red light at the top?
so I think it is if you wait for the canada beyond, for you to go on approach, a t, mate
for you to get someone space should do its everyone can see. It
yeah I was, I was vocal, but I did it miles away. I did it behind the scenes
private? No theirs.
At times your guys you can jansky man is the most valuable
other guys, gonna give him a hub an end,
You know I gotta take the time to get to know your teenage so
You know I just always tried to do it ever since I was younger. I was plastic.
Not a lot of veterans. I learned from an
Like you say, observed for twenty years, or so
teenage stage you guys come in. We had a lot of leaders on our tv, which I think
is one of the reasons why we are able to have so much success, but down you know we went through it.
That's what we didn't when championships and died?
goes to show you its top to do in everyone,
hope says one thing I hate what blair say
I wanna go smaller ragged win whenever you
This latter sit, like I want do not say, uses
you say you want, doesn't mean you get he getting one work at it, so yeah!
Hey! Stop there really
yeah yeah, who is that guy for
the guy that would get in your face or give you a hog that, like that, that kind of
you along and took leadership role when you come
When I came up man, I don't. I don't necessarily know if it was someone that was getting in my face cause. You know I was self motivated, but but
datura jill toward a maybe he was,
but I play for boxer water for just a few weeks, a ninety nine fibre. But mister
I think he was. He was probably as good as it gets he's the best communicator under her now,
I'm a better and you know
yeah.
He treated everyone there. You don't treat everyone the same,
but he tree everyone's their sailor quite a bit. So this model
thomas toughest question you ever get it something I'm very fast say with at what moment? Do you think you officially urge pinstripes the ass?
Play ass yet do last there, yet
this last, at least now.
you, have to do it in a black sway, because
think there's this level of expectations that come a plan for the yankees and is
citation level that we all set
because before we came out, I said a younger about it came up yet
our success
wanna world series seventies and
We must start having a lot of success
and now you here lots eyes.
I say oh, what are the expectations for the yankees as world series or bust? Well, you know they got a group.
I need to get to the world series first
you know. I said the season was failure after we won my first year,
You win, there's nothing else. We can do but to win again. So you know
expectation level now is so high and it is understandable because yankee fancy look,
there were spoil we were spoil
but given their winning stuff
Erin jog pinstripes it seems like by that
ituri has yet to earn them. Nothing, bad air, not least performance.
He is the form the plan. I think that your lady fanny pay attention to what you gonna bosses and make a pretty
here I mean we're nuth,
come to the organization.
I'd say: look. We have thirty games in spring training there. The hundred sixty two games and regular season and ass before counts.
Because you plan hundred ninety gave before anything else. I see you
if you're about air is the in the playoffs they're year, yet to win.
In a world series it gets a world series police before today.
I need, did you guys need to win in two thousand and nine for him to earn his patient pinstripes, and I, I think, from a perception standpoint, especially from a a perceptual yankee fan, perception standpoint. I think
I definitely did you ask him if I tell the same thing,
must be karen, but the streets. Are you saying I know a rod pretty well used to do a podcast with him and how's your relationship with him. Now
good man. It's good. You know we are we going
gather recent
you know,
What I wanted him to be a part of the documentary I told them. I say men say what everyone give your opinion.
And, as you know, we got together and I said, look I'm just when it comes to the documentary and let me know how I felt at the time
things happen in life family. Now you know loose close friends.
Get older realized what's most important and things that you can just put in the past.
I wanted him to make sure that he understood that any feelings I may have had her he may have had.
once again. I wish to begin with.
Because I made it has behind right. So so we move on from there. I did I did
back? Then I love your angle of like you. Have your you have your circle of trust. You have your inner circle and, if you're out you're you're out late, if you do something you're out, I you know
That's how a lot of athletes get a little bit burned nowadays is that they might make
circle little to bigger. They don't they're, not
discerning when it comes to who they trust,
you are able, like his enemy, just always have had were able to be, like, I know,
disguising in this. For me not for himself type of situation.
I mean I've always had just as you have mentioned, that in the documentary and it's not necessarily somethin, I say I'm proud of
Are you. I mean people a lot of times, bigger, softened, the little bit as ever. Gotten older,
but he always was in only meet someone in the person. It goes through. Your mind is: what's the angle
and I dont think once again at all, they could be a character of law. Right
but I've had pretty much the same group of friends and people
trust it for years and years, my closest friend, I've known for twenty five years plus and
you know, that's ok, but what you have said
or maybe it is a character flogging. I just
I've always had issued trusting people, I think it's
pretty realistic, though, because I imagine that a lot of people that you do meet do have an angle
gets all in your head. I think
position here and, as one point, you were probably one of the top three or four
famous athletes in the united states
Somebody's gonna have something they want from you. It's it's very hard to find like a
brand new, genuine relationship with someone so understood.
Think that's it that's a character of law. I want.
This game with you. We do this. Every guest eyes called questions
third, greater. So
reached out and miss Joyce's. Third, as I said earlier, but I dont know: niner, I'm I'm actually odors asked us to do is unable to resolve a real I'm on my long. Ok, so note from mrs choices integrate class in drooping spring.
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Derek. What did you want to be when you grow up, shows that there is
and then Sarah sir
snow,
Why didn't you switch to playing third base when you're defeat?
said: shortstop had clearly started to suffer towards the end of your career,
there was never asked
dude, I'm so rarely do it. It's all right
I was never ass good answer, so no
no one ever broached at that subject with you again, certainly rada. They might.
A career. Never was. I approached the bus which exists,
I, along the same lines where it, let's make a headline
What was the were you ever closer leaving as a free agents? Were you ever? Did you ever envision playing for any
Thirteen now and you could say literally any team, because then we can make a headline out of it, be like Derek jeter dreamed about playing for the pirates will put it on a headline
Could you say it
absolutely not in. I said it in the end. The document to MRS Gonzalez too,
The only time also creation. I walked in and told how steinbrenner I sit on
the lawyer,
so my agent, anyone cough
not assuming anyone car what I said
cause. I don't take
I'm not going anywhere. I suggest treated fairly knows it
Never was my mind's lee, never
ITALY yeah. I know a lot of things became public.
During the negotiations, but
it crossed my mind. The
Or you know the dealing with the tabloids is probably very annoying during your career. I did I I do have to say, though, that headline when you looked a little fat and it said Derek eater, like you gotta admit that was funny matter what
Let me tell you something to talk about trust right. So after that came out, I was actually in miami at a hotel. Afterwards,
that's a couple friends on my men like. Why hasn't done it better?
anyway.
buddy. I think we should have put it. The document are actual.
I had met with a good randomize zone on the networks. The net
today. I just ran into him at the airport and he took a picture women and I
at the time I had lost way from when I play
So I I don't want to get on any any new york papers. I don't because, if you get out of them, they will come after you, but yeah that that that I did not
Not like a lot of thought, it was funny I didn't at the time I I was what's.
I just imagine them at the post office, be unlike Derek eater, like we nailed it poor
I know this is the. This is the greatest headlight of all time I laughed out loud when I saw I think they were sitting on that one for years. When you get a bad angle of you and they finally got that angle and at the time we got to spit out in miami
stares at the hotel restaurant, I had a huge breakfas insult
He came over and you know how you see, someone that sort of looking at you and they had a paper in their hand.
They look at me, look at my plate and then I saw what was on probation yeah
I just want to make my last question was going to be. We have
We have a special guests in the studio right always ease on this podcast. His aims Jake
Matthew
Jake. How old were you when you met dirtier, I believe of three or four three
four years, or do you remember, meeting a three or four year old, jake, yeah, yeah purposeless disagrees.
as a personal. So this is what you have to check it out.
The bigger question of like do you do
have a moment and stepped back. He right there are millions of people who.
idolized me to such an insane level, so Jake told us the story when he was in
kindergartner first grade.
Parents went to the parent teacher conference and
teacher was like a he's gone.
wait, everything's great, but he keeps signing his name Jake jeter like. Why is he doing that and his his or aol profile name was like what was it? It was jake theater to Jake jeter to like do you.
You realise there are literally millions of people out there like jake who they were
die for you. They would you are everything to them. You know
I will first budget nice to meet you
See again see gandia gets here, but
yeah. I don't think you ever believe me. I never sat down and say: oh people, idolize yeah. I just that doesnt crossed my mind. I look at it ass. I
upload yankee bands, member,
forty years having great thing about yankee, passing watched every single game. They live and die. What happens
so they seemed to grow up in a joke about it when they retire. My number ice
seen allow you guys grow up as well.
I don't think it's ever a situation where you say all people idolize you. I just think it's. You grew up with them.
No, he idolizes. Yet we sure that's a very humble way but like
ty, for you. There's many people who die, I dressed up free as you for halloween for like ten straight years, yeah I'll be honest. Just the pinstripes every year, just roll it back to play the classic play the hits alright. Well, I have one last question as well. It's throwback question are a job
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retirement and
The fact that you are
unanimous hall of fame, which I want to. I want trying to figure out who that person is, but did you
Your retirement, I'm sure, was age but was also like hey
they're, starting to use exit velocity lot on these staff and, like I gotta, get the fuck out of here
It is all my head. So like twenty miles an hour did that play in that
The thing with your retard at first rather than say all of them are twenty miles an hour. I think you gonna go, take a look at some of them because there are a few they're a little bit more than twenty miles an hour, but I tell you
though
yeah man. I mean look at you, go back to the.
Of analytics began towards the end, like rigour and dumb,
you just go, you even go through the hall of fame and just think of how many players, because of logic
go and exit velocity
probably wouldn't never had a long career. You know I mean you can use that. I'm just
I love you away boss,
neglecting way. You know, but
I was getting hit, get on base and- and
yes, the age of analytics, probably played a part.
I believe it, but I also said you know what, when it starts to feel like a job that that I
I should go home and I and I got hurt. I broke my ankle at a really big year, two thousand and twelve, and then I broke my ankle. The playoffs came back too soon broke it again.
and the rehab and and just get on eels became so difficult, really felt like I was. I had a job man
and you don't want anything that you do. If you're passionate about it and love, it doesn't feel like a job. You have fun doing it and at that particular point it was just too much for me and look. I don't get it.
listed. I know they, groundwater meeting your arm do right.
You have one and guess what else an airplane, but
For me, I felt like it became more and more job yeah. Do you mean you became derek eater? Exactly
in that moment in that moment, when, when you retiring in with a camera, cut to the crowd- and we see your nephew today- were respect tat at you
that to me proves that clutch gene is hereditary because a new, obviously with it may be the key
this plan and major displeasure and then your nephew.
The camera happens to be autumn, an exit
is the most perfect, the cutest captive,
you it's funny you these eleven years old. Now, let's assume, show you how much time why's that
Did I afterwards you hear people saying oh, it was
it wasn't it wasn't rehearse.
Even my last game, I heard people say there. Some people have said all you, David Robertson was supposed to come in and give
two home runs, and this is just how they planned it. All we all sat down and planned it out
it's like nathan for you episode, it's testament to your career. That is, you know, ended the way it did and it was a storybook from start to finish. But we appreciate this so much.
we'd love to have you again whenever you're, free, wanna, talk, baseball check out
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let peril there. You're there you're gonna, send us to give basket, was again
stuff yeah, I'm a nice guy, I'd be nice. I get nervous with that. The gift basket of you know what I'm saying, or what do you mean? What are you talking about? I'm not talking about next time. Next time I will be will be. In person
I see jake
yeah? I was gonna say I want you to come and personally it'd be great to do like a long interview in person, but will also have to maybe have you come
like in the middle of the night has some at some of the deeds in the office would like. Do you actually
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friend, were current guest
gardner minshew, who, when we came up with
this idea,
actually called you. You went, went straight voicemail, but you are
on our list. So one question
the quarterback.
If you want to start with your first question, sure yeah so late,
How good are the eagles right now? Did you get
your record says you are so where a pretty for good man? It's been a lot of bad luck.
As far as get after an ethical buzz buzz adams, ok,
My one question was
gardener. I know that you yo,
your tough guy. We ve had you on the show. You talked about having to break it.
hand. Maybe I was
crazy story. If the doctors-
Two x ray your heart. How many dogs do you think would be in their ads ago? Quest
but you know I don't. I don't know if it's about the number of the dogs but the size of the heart and the dogs.
And my dogs have big hearts and so I'd say: there's probably about two dogs with very big bucks. Okay, okay,
yeah, it's like the size of the dog in the fight
that small dogs? But if you x ray them you
dogs, have gags yeah,
it's like a russian nesting doll of dogs yeah. I like that and just keep going in and sit for infinity dog dogs all the way down. Deep. Do you have a question for us, because that was our questions.
Naw Man really get outspread asked. Questions are really ask yeah,
closer to us that a gardener interviews usually go leg
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questions. So we don't really. We get one question with you and then
sometimes the quarterback has occurred
for us. The allegory ask is literally anything about anything. Man show you
it'd take me on the spot to eat out. I don't even know what to say and who would win in a fight.
To do that.
that's it. That's a good question. You have the size, I'm injured right now,
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It would be better at lighter and I think my size would probably without secularist tire MAO languages lay on our own
yeah, you know when you watch like one of those miss like old school, you have see mismatches
where it's like, oh this little guy, definitely could have beaten the big guy, but the big guy just laid on him long enough that he just tired him out. I will be my strategy you're, like the mountain,
I ask you, must really I wanna go trash remind our just try to run around the ring as much as possible
probably never even throw punch? I just
that he got so tired that he'd pass out forget walking around the ring, which is deftly possibility, gets ravaging the other guy strategy, rather
without a doubt, the hard, obviously and heard the dogs
I don't know my dogs have dogs inside when we- and I just got an extra yesterday
douglas Yonah. Concerning to me, there yes m
ok. Well, armed gardener. Thank you for joining us. We might call again later on this year, but you're the man.
and that was one question with gardner minshew right fellows.
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I'll go along with this, but deep down
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About a ninety percent clearance rate on both sides,
groomsmen and the bridesmaids being single. If that's the case, then
could be fun because then there's hookups happening and every
can be happy and horny, etc, etc.
that's the only way that it works, if that's not the case, type
It's gonna be a bad idea. It's never thought
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I don't want to get into it, is pursued by listening, but I went on a journey.
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it always looking over your shoulder and there's just too many people that involves a different agendas. At the same time, it's tough yeah. This is
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other group of friends from different
it's their lives like and don't do that that's about idea.
say, you're going to just wait till the eagle
play the raiders and then all of you guys go to vegas together, that's away better idea,
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then you get all the little politics it starts to get played inside of one
we'll bachelor party and you combine it with
friends. I've never met each other before her in the first place.
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This tab even leaguers.
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I will end with another eagles question: my boyfriend,
panthers fan and I'm an eagles fan. We haven't you
tv we put down the weekends to watch football, it sick, the issue,
we ve been having is when both our teams are playing. We both obviously want to watch it on the bigger tv. This usually turns into a problem. We get the pay,
There's game in a local channel and I have the eagles on the ticket
so I am able to switch to other games on commercial breaks.
The panthers are also really fucking bad and I feel sorry for him, sometimes the biggest. However, that doesn't justify putting a shitty game on the bigger tv. Yet knows this very day. Yes is very, but I dont think panthers
You should never strive to put a panthers game on a larger tv. If anything, you should buy
special smaller tv for carolina panthers.
We do this in the office like you did the teams that are good, get tvs. Like last week I put the bears on the fucking quad box. I d squint, to see it
is the bears. Texans was not a good game, so it's like you just.
to do it by hierarchy of like our these teams, good and yeah
we, we actually probably have a lot of teams that are probably gonna, be relegated this year to this the quad box.
Actually like I actually. Obviously, the bears are not quad box right now, they're two and one bears vs two and one giant your boyfriend's kind of a sicko for wanting to watch the carolina panthers yeah, but you get it
in terms of court, like you just basically equality like how good it's hard. It is hard at the beginning of the season because you know ones that are mathematically eliminated and could be like you can convince yourself. Oh, there are frisky
in two.
As a season goes along. If the eagles keep
in the panthers keep losing the panthers. Don't get the main tv like use your head come on. Just put it you got to eat they. They get relegated it's very simple,
It's like one of your tv or in network executive. What would you want money football to be? The path
Those are the EU. I think, there's like a hand, does Xxix teams.
That should never have lay any sort of claim to being on the bigger tv if there's an option yeah- and I think unfortunately, the panthers are in that conversation. Yes, pink is going to be weird that you're going to be quad box.
You're gazette is kind of weird.
Yes, where I mean, though they're they're bringing back the red jerseys, which you know everyone's been winning for a long time. It's going to be fucking Brian hoyer yeah. That is pat the patriot going to be up there on the helmet,
yeah what happened billy's out right now.
Brandon profit I mean I gotta know we gotta get brain or another to have employees. It's an opera lawyer,
actual holier
yeah what the fuck's up his name's axel he's been going to life. Not call
himself axel, like
so is the name brightened at brine, hoyer, a better backup, quarterback name
actual who're that dude we'll get in falcons sling it
Brian Hoyer, has lost eleven straight games as a starter dating back to twenty six. He got an axle. Hoyer has never lost a game, but also that's still not even a full season of a sample size.
you gotta, you gotta see how that plays out. He also had that great half season and in cleveland you remember that yeah and he was like ccl. He was like the local hero and it was like. Wow has Cleveland finally found the quarterback he had
to hear of advertisements and all that shit. This
The whole exercise of its actual you're going to the,
It is kind of weird
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stock journalists being like all you. The spell checks last is on the way out start so quickly. People are really. What did he say out you counter.
people are saying, people are saying Bela check. The game is passed on by now. I just what I did.
it's the relevant yeah, don't don't let him get you down. Seventeen
everyone this one. Last week, oh yeah, he has never one
you're, never going to win this, which is the best.
Our best seventy to one
gimme to appoint two is eternity. I still think I probably would take you not winning this I'll take
except for oh someone did the math speaking of six or you are going to talk about this earlier in the show. What are you starting to get worried? I dunno sixty two. What are you worried about.
Oh yeah. We would have type the home run to talk about it, yet we already talked. Ok, yes, yes, break
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