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it's the pardon, my take, isn't the sport. I welcome a pardon. My take today is fry a september a
detroit lions just went into kansas city and wonderful ballgame. How about
lions whole how job them lines about jerry, Gough friend of the programme chaired
to ask tonight we're route and hard from all of us were all of us for hank hake, we weren't
I was in for Jarod. Oh did you bet over half an interception
Our version of shared
I route for Jared.
let's give a let's give a hand to various tony,
He need one he leads to. What do you think the covers?
What did the conversation is right now between patch we're homesick terry's. Tell me: do you think he says? Like tunisia is rosa box Adam? I I I want to keep off you go. I don't need you. Catch came one touch tat. Next week it buddy. I actually
The chief would have one that gay without good areas, tony young
gave them an epic six. He then
their quality and the game
where it was just easily cattle drop. That was a third down conversion. When the guy ran across his face, he was god awful, and
Listen, cheese fans you ve had a lot of great years. Your team
fine your second it
our best prepared in playing this game and christians and Travis kelsey turns out shoves kelsey, very important ankara's jones for that matter. This night, though, was about the life.
and the lions like,
campbell com
into the game. Nuts,
the table going forward on fort down on the sixteenth their own. Sixteen yard line fake, but I fuckin love
yeah, he doesn't change. I you should know this about turn Campbell too,
It's not like. He hasn't done this before
if you're the chiefs use
probably been prepared for that. Take part because dang campbell
absolutely loves. Do insane shit early in the games, and it worked,
for the time that the lines often look pretty good in the first quarter and
will they snapped the ball into their own vibrancy receivers, dick here that kind of hurt, and then at that point they didn't really do much for the next ana, like two quarters,
offence. Jimmy gives did look good on the outside montgomery.
stood on the inside you mere gibbs? I think it's a rookie still outside on the bench mean Jimmy
yeah. I know you you, he wasn't in the game that just when you got that yet say he's got the boy on the outside he's got to his friend,
ricky legs he's gotta work limit on the vision he
treading close to
trent woods, Trent Richardson territory with
few gaps that he had that he just ran the opposite way. To give the board's montgomery on the inside visible
gibbs on the outside for right now, but yeah, dank
well coach team
it was cool to seek, is obviously the lines have been probably the most high team in the offices in the way they finished last year. The fact
and campbell. Is the man
to come in to kansas city on banner night and back that up
it was for, can also I'm happy for you, gotta be one of the best lines victories in the law.
Slight thirty
yes huge! This is massive form and endow it fell.
they were gonna they're gonna get into the territory where they get the more
victory and then
build off that we almost beat the world champions.
but no you went into their. You enter their house, yater lunch,
and I go home and you feel good about yourself. So I got one thing: one thing that if your chief analysing this right now
and I think you're gonna be fine. You're patch are patrick. He is superman.
And you are going to get Travis kelsey, backtracks, kelsey apparently was like pleading to play and the like-
We're trying to one issue what
what I would imply.
should apply,
I thought they were ok the to tighten position yet though they were, but traps. Kelsey still is that guy, who, like will you know like these, these big third
convergence you just always. They actually actually think that they obviously need more help on the outside
What do you say really everywhere? If they had
one solid, wide receiver and then the
and tightens that they had tonight. I think they might have one or just a race clearly still just yet. If you just his body away, yeah James someone run routes,
run. His roots put never get the ball
yeah. He will not get just use him as a decoy, but I have one thing that that cheese fans need to be worried about. I got one too it's one name,
name's mandate, ok, what yeah, because that's kind of the same thing I was here at the enemy- is no longer with the chiefs, and she said
you saw that nagy in all
glory on that thing.
To win
That's so q and they,
a direct snap, I believe, to the tight and maybe and
kind of end around play where they took the ball out of Patrick mom's, the best football player in the world. They took the ball.
That guy's ends and got cute
That was a navy special. I dont know if it was negative, is Annie. Red has been one of those place for years now, no idea what that guy, the one not that we have on any red he gets to do with it. They got cute
the red zone earlier out there were laying off that plan, but you're right begat. They don't have.
the enemy is patrick by homes. System quarterback was Erik the enemy, the system,
do I now have the system have like lead might have this system? Is the system belong to me? Now all your sister belongs to us. No, I think it is, but that that was a mad nagy play call in the idiocy of taking the ball at a patchwork homes hands on a third into is
mine blowing, yet is mine blowing we dump- and I know that, like we play, you know
maxie driver. You know Monday morning quarterback
but that's just a simple fact of like I don't care. What? What like
played and works. It still bad play, call to be like haven
Third down conversion and patch me home,
a quarterback-
we're going to not have him touch the ball. Patrick Williams had a great night running the ball to tonight, and so I think my new thing is just sylvia Niki when I'm going to be like patrick mahomes, great scrambler, excellent runner of the ball, but he needs to learn how to stay in the pocket and be
passer, p prescott yeah hit list. I dont like this new age junk.
nomes, obviously great athlete, but his eager quarterback, I don't know yet,
it's good I'd like to see him develop, I don't think he's going to last long in the league if he doesn't learn how to pass the ball because he's so sneaky running, because he just always feels like he's about to slide, but he's never going to slide and
everyone it does.
Like all the defenders known wants to take a full hit on. I also
think them mo homes has the fastest flood
yeah like any gets from
get from running,
are doing, is like duck. Waddled aid us to being
full ass checks on the ground and like a quarter, sec eddies also so smart with, like
when he takes off
You know that he's seeing the field so well that there's a
huge amount of space for he hasn't take its very bird, seem take off and be like
not one yard
like he's already isa, always looking down field and he's like. Oh now I have all this time, but again the law
Since it was alliance night cry,
the eight hundred and two gap that dude is a fan is monster and his family. I really hope
at the embassy producers, the guys in the truck were smart enough to to cut the might of feed
On mrs hutchinson, when she went to the bathroom
because you know that pervert might rico. He be listened to them that I hope they did that. But I have just had six pressures
pressures on the homes and the homes is too for sex. When he's being pressed,
perhaps isn't, but also hudson
made the right tackling end. The left tackle cheat tonight
did. He was so good that achieves obsolete, in which heating on every
will play, but it's taking lane johnson we just discuss last year. It was even worse move back. I don't know, I don't look back. I don't blame the chiefs players. I blame the referee. So if you're, if you're on the chiefs, o line and you're able to get two steps before the
at the gets off the ball at all then get keep doing tat
marked by them just short stool, video first mile
I think you this, as I remember watching a video last year, whereas, like
everyone's like lane, Johnson is cheating. It's like no technically he's, not
I care, remember that the details of, but it did look
when you're watching your like what the hell's going through the ref that they had turned mcauliffe yeah, yes, name
here you even said yeah. This is is cheating through cheating
I mean it's, not cheating, if you don't call it. Oh yes, right right, it was
a well play game, not a ton of flags beyond
There is nice to see that it was nice not to see just flag flying after flag and cause September papa.
Can become a sloppy. We didn't really have that. We had a real what mom said
curious tony had an interception and then the fao
both for the lions so greatly
great game by jack fox to him. I know you're listening right now, jack yeah, great planning. We sat back and we're just like there's just no better feeling than watching the first game and being like. We have all the football in front of
good. All big get scared me because it half time because I was like I've got it. I've got a scary scandals. Tat had I want to say to you and I
like don't say, don't take as I thought big cat was going. Do the thing that
I'm going to do now, but I'm gonna use as an example of what not to do yeah. Don't do this until at least like october, when you're like we actually are so much closer to the season being over. Here. I don't do that thing to say so. We all care was going to come at me without, but instead you dropped the
most depressing stat of all time on me? Do, I said yeah,
I dunno why this popped in my head. It just did. I was just thinking about the superbowl bowl. You know when you're watching the first game you like road to super bowl starts here, get a little romantic about the whole thing. Football is
a guy's romance language
and I realize that this twenty two,
three twenty four season is the last
full season there.
fifteen. I will watch in our third
So next that sucks twenty twenty five superbowl, we will both be forty now the parcels
its main account posted this end,
Hurt me more than a hurt you, because there is a lot of people who were like pig s off fifty
that hurt. I think I need to do a little touch up on the old hair. I do have like half the population, thinking that I'm twenty eight, because I said oh well, you kind of think that too I know not anymore. I'm like I'm thirty one. Now you don't want to work at a fight we have. We have whatever it is,
sixteen months to figure
a way out of this
and by that I mean killers, yeah, that I was gonna, say yeah. We could never get to four when bay cat said that to me, my my resolution was I'm going to do all the drugs at the superbowl this year,
vegas, the added the last year that where you can think
Ok, what you were young women we already. Your old mistakes were young, we're just kids were discussed,
make mistakes. Sometimes we don't know any better
yeah we're going to be cool, though we're going to we're going to be cool? We're going to be like yet like we're old heads now, yeah, I'm going to do like the lebron thing.
All these young box try the podcast yeah we're here were here year. Twenty five: are you for one night
just as hard, if not harder than all the young kids, and then you know
up until at five p m the next day and then you're in bed for a week, if, when it out at night or you'll, be a month yeah over a month ago,
hey is right. Now, paddling is first true light.
Hang over and his.
and it's it's a hard one bit hung over for three straight day. Can I give you a little a word of advice? Hank, yes,
So if you, if you ve, got the talent of bachelor party hang over, you probably you feel not.
bad on Monday. Sometimes you feel worse. On tuesday,
you're gonna, wanna, drink forbears on tuesday night
It's thursday. I know what I'm saying in that situation. If you have,
a three day weekend, you come down off it tuesday. Don't feel that
I guess it was a three day weakened so tuesday you might not have felt that bad. Now I did what then drink forbears
the other our beers and you feel like you're golden I've. Only seen this happen once I had a buddy do this one time and it was the most genius thing I've ever seen where to
If is one of those like thursday night to sunday morning, once we
was in charleston. He booked a hotel in charleston on Sunday night and he just
as all of us, went to the airport just in in shambles. He just
to a hotel, unjust, slept in like a code
hotel room for like fifteen hours, there went home. It's great one
it's a good cop and also the forbears yeah and the four beers,
make it we're through e. Are you yeah
weekend
hmm
not really it's friday. Not now is the word downing now, if the weekends aware at the weekend, I would add that if the lovelorn one thing where you have you with us, it's that car
doesn't bulls or the same species.
We ride asia at the weekend
dayton, ivo yeah and speaking of we should say, will be at the maximum.
the five k on Saturday morning I'll be there montrose harbour plug gods. Five, they go by
New apple, christian, pawkins, pumpkin, spice, stella, incisive, another pumpkin spice apple Chris is the best it. It is a tale gate
cold big ten morning tree
I will say that the only other thing I'll say about the bachelor party come down. Hang over is still him over,
the amount of an option-
This happens this this happening in my twenty two, but
after a long weekend. The amount
time you spend thinking about how you're not going to drink again, yeah
for those first four days. It's like I'm, never doing this to myself again and then you eventually get to an age where you just don't drink a year
I might be there. I was having as having those legged, but aren't you aren't you goin
bigger brassiere, that's happened. It ass. I was, I haven't those outside. I can't do this added. I can't do this attitude, but content work
Scholars you'd have to drink, though,
now now come on, he's gotta. Do you don't have to some people were cable doing that by being-
and in drinking atmosphere, not drinking. I am not one of those people,
I can not drink
but I have to remove myself from the equation. I'm in a bar.
I won't drink liquor. I think that's the plan. Just no liquor yeah, you gotta just be like no shots, yeah, that's the rule, coors lights, no, shots! No vodka drinks, no! No whiskey drinks, you're going to drink so much like drank coors light, coors light get knocked out, but you get back up again. Yeah! That's that's the hank Lockwood story.
I do have a prediction for kitticut areas. Tony s he's gonna play out because I thought about it, who loggia grocery bagger? What's gonna happen is that he's gonna
their bad performance in one of the next two weeks.
If he doesn't have an injury by then he's
to get mad at me, homes for not throwing the body
and then by weak nine he's going to do.
discipline by the team for yelling. At me, homes are in practice to throw the baltimore
he's gonna come back
more angry at me. Homes for not thrown the ball probably take off a shoe. Do something insane
but a stab him with a totally and then
he's gonna get traded, cut, removing the team that eight that's.
Later raider related, that's how the season plays out for very sony. I know how is brain works, yeah yeah. It was not a good life there.
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But this way would talk about every game and then you get a little. But again
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we should do. I was thinking about how to strategically started. I think we're at what I've done is absent.
I did the early slate and how we we preview this for our two
the games and our non tv games. So we have
six tvs in the office, so I think we'll have fun.
tvs on games and red zone and obesity
off, so we're gonna start with our tv games. Okay and the first
he became. I had was bengals property up. That's gonna be a sneak, a good match up it's one of these games where you look at the logos and if you can watch
football. As long as we have there's still something shocking about
these two logos next to each other and think
This is our one one tv game of the weak. Yes, but the bangles are good
background really go around, should be good. We don't
what's gonna happen to shun watson, the season on pumped and pumped.
Sk in the battle for ohio, I'm very pump for this game. The one thing that I have sticking in my head,
I am trying my best going into week. One to think
the long term and the short term here, where it's like long term. I think the bangles are a definite superbowl contender
I would almost like pencil immense at least the second round of sea chips game. I think they are that good short term,
Joe borough, mrs half of training camp again. What?
in last year's miss differs appendectomy. He threw for pixels
the steelers lost,
for time to steelers team. That was not that good. Last year there were
kind of middle, the road specially to begin the season. I
he's gonna be rusty. Again, I think the brain,
we'll be there long term, but I think I think them this
a tough spot for the bengals week, one which oberon coming back from not practising it would
exception for that of the state.
The brown being dominate over the bangles was at one game last year yeah, but recently the bronze had been better head to head. I think something five and want to give Ivan borough Ivan one against burrow.
And yet the browns are run the damsel, less reticent,
I to season often good foot stefanski run the damsel
don't get you with it. I know you dont have john anymore. He just got job so their missing haunt, but just give the fucking baltic
hub and let him just run. I also know this is follow me along because it's might get a little weird, but to sean watson, everything off the field. I think he's a perfect quarterback for the for the browns and here's why the browns are very
the brown have a very good roster charm watson, when he's when he was playing for texas, was a phenomenal top five quarterback and the weak right
but a lot of people don't want to talk about the brown cause, disarm watson, so attempt
the brown hype
The browns are one of those teams. I put the category of like never over hype, the brow,
or the lie in some of these teams, he might be the perfect quarter backwards.
They are really really good at to Shawn. Watson plays well they're gonna be phenomenal, but we're not going
from too much because then we have to talk about a job.
well, you know who is talk much on watson, who is an advocate for the shah watts, maybe its biggest fan this year actually who hank Lockwood, hake lock.
Or loved hank hector
after the Sean watson, which I thought was a disgusting act I did
I personally I do too.
Is about John, but hang it strongly thousand. I mean that,
If the nfl wants
spend on they should
you know, you're standing behind what we realise. What else suspension that's what I'm saying like the I'm? Not if it
on the field, I'm rooting for him. Is there deshawn for, like those was a for.
That would be a wild group. Danny masters be a wild group.
Are these agree here? I think people are people were hate, not him, because he was this.
and for a lot of the last year, came back with rusty, but is one
cuba is an illegal, is good. Is that a philosophies and a train for turning camp
it'd be funnier if he just was bad for the rest of his career, but I do think he probably will I mean he can't be as bad as he was last year, but I mean taking like a year and a half of football year,
it can be the same when you just get tossed back in yeah, so he sat in off season to prepare he. He probably should be better this year. How good does he have to be, though, how how good does sean have to be to make the contract that is getting worth it?
I feel like he has to win two super bowls for that contract to be justified yeah. I think he has to be like a top four quarterback in the nfc, which is
you'd, be like. Oh, that's, not that's really hard to do yeah when he lists the name. He has the best the best contract in the history of the nfl for a quarterback yeah. So this game's going to be greater.
Very excited. I game. Number two on
the television for nine?
for now
steelers gonna be
tv bosses back Bosa is back.
Still, though this is
the classic stealer spot. They think it's like fifteen three in one or something might tomlin as a home underdog
I know they look written preceding them, give little buzz but yeah.
Like my tom and knows how to get the guy's going. Yeah
the forty nine hours are legitimate yields,
their owners are the most suitable. Now I have more
confidence in picking the forty nine hours to make a championship game there.
Do of any other team in either conferences have seekers, albeit each other up the enough see you ve got the eagles
What I was seeing addressing interesting the eagles and we are the superbowl losers in weeks. One
two following season: they stick across the board. They might get off to a slow start, but
like the forty nine you can just pencil woman on poverty
I'm too it's coming. It's gonna be great difference of football. Now
like to see the steelers figure out
something to do and often besides, like hit friar move in the flat hit nauseating.
But they didn't have washington now yeah, throw a throw one ball to to pickens each game. That makes you be like holy shit, this guy's an alien, maybe if Dnc Johnson score a touchdown one touchdown. I would like to see something new or the or the steelers offense. I just don't know if we're going to get it. I
I'm ready to say it. I think this is a legacy year for caution in ok,
has to win the superbowl or elsewhere.
The legacy tarnishes his pristine championship. Pedigree has been tarnished yeah. No, I I do think, though. If he wins the super bowl, he will be the hottest he'll be the number one coach in the nfl like you know how that quickly, that happens, Sean mcvay when super number coach he
He has his legacy like this. A legacy defining season for
I saw a healthy kubi that he needs.
the cuban claim lane last year and caution? I know I don't put. I mean he hears
considered one of the best coach, I think, he's a phenomenal coach.
Thing is on this team. They paid everyone like they kip
everyone what they're paying them forever everyone's guy,
new contra hasn't debo kiddo,
I just got a contract about warner, see patriot. I think he got a contract so like the they basically have to do it.
brok party, because they're paying everyone else, which is a good strategy of property, could be good. Purty looks bad, I'm gonna start bringin, philip rivers, movement yeah. What
What's changed in the last six months? What did
rivers have six months ago that he does.
have now that you that you would consider bring him in on the steam
We are united and other child yeah.
struggles and I am officially a belief
and pretty he convinced
after much restart last year here that one through across them- and I was like okay- this guy can play, but if he's not healthy,
I think tat, a hen owes it to us as football fans to bring infiltrating else's sam. Officially a believer in party on the forty, nine or slowly I am getting on with what I mean if you put party on the cardinals it be a disaster area
The figures, you also see make fitzpatrick tone setter. He put a rope,
around the steelers locker room and in under around the logo in the locker, don't touch it.
no more stepping on the little things he said. Something is small.
keeping our logo clean. It's simple, but it means a lot yet don't touch
it's a hockey thing right, yeah, it is a hockey thing, but I, like it tone, setter
I throw in one thing at the end of each game. I have one nugget prepared for yeah, give us your nuggets, so I have a new segment called nerd nuggets: okay, okay, awesome y'all on social media, but throw it on the show too, if people and if he doesn't like it no offense like I won't be
for they will be a little bit offended you.
I apologize got away
scheduling, quirk, cork. The sailors are opening the season at home for the first time since twenty fourteen
over the last eight years. Pittsburgh went five two and one on the road, and we one a that is weird.
The first home week, one game in nine years. Yet that's that is
That's an order gives the reason for that is that just lock, because I know that they, like deblock, rib fesse,
time in early september. Maybe it was like. You know that this
I go on the road every year for the rodeo trip and it like the rib trip
can have him in weak one yeah now, but the rare match those at home. Anyone you want
ok game number three on the tvs this
this is, we have to do- is biased commanders, cardinals, YAP commanders Carter's. We on the tv
why you say they won't
If they had already on is the start of an era. Panicky sell us on this capability, the ok, I've I've got a great nerd nugget of my own. It's fuckin half price.
our day. I allowed maryland it's a new era.
The writer for prices
took out a full page ad in the washington post.
to announce that we're doing half price hotdogs love at the game. Dan Snyder could never do that. He would charge double and they'd, be
spired they'd, probably already been stuck up his butt.
So it's a new new system in dc across the board
I'm excited watch somehow
do, I suppose, also did a very interesting article about same how and how,
mac brown knew that he was gonna, be a guy in college because he never one on dates,
it was even on valentine's day. He would be like mac would go up to say who's your date. I got my own
date. Tonight is with Madame why lorna playbook, so
he's married to the game that we are to gain a football that also very much could be mac, brown being so old and out of touch that he didn't realize it's him. How has like a hot sorority girlfriend, nay men? That's
which I that his a sorority girlfriend it is yeah a bad bag, a bad I mattie I like. That would be so great a background.
Didn't understand that situation whatsoever, yeah,
but I I choose to believe that he, some of us missile
while he misses football cause he's he's married to the game
and I think that somehow is giving us every reason to think tat, he could be a good quarterback teacher.
Now he might such ass right in
prepared myself that mentally, but
think. He's gonna suck enough ass to not beat the cardinals by seven points because I have
I have zero confidence in the years on the card or know they are going to suck, and I I have I'm full on clip every weird thing: Jonathan gannon does yet mode where I'm just gonna be watching him like a hawk you're going to drive who drove here who wrote the post.
While you got a light, you gotta light a fire in yourself. You want. I want killers, come on men, we're going to kill, we are going to kill we're going to take a bus here. I am
I'm going to mix up his name with stake in all the time where you put that clip in because it is that confusing he just he was almost verbatim what he did. I have. I have no idea what he's trying to do there. I I don't know if he's been installed to tank and in fact
we're so dumb and we ve been so wrong about the nfl so frequently on the show.
That now, I'm starting to double doubt myself and say: wait,
I might be wrong about him. He might be a good coach yeah. They might be putting aside this might be seven dimensional chess that they're playing, I feel pretty confident saying. No, I I tend to agree with him and he's not releasing who the starter is going to be, because you have to prepare for competitive edge, Josh dobbs, and then
somebody else not colt mccoy. You have to prepare for either josh Dobbs or not josh dobbs, if you're the commanders and if you're the cartels you have to prepare for either turn mcluhan or not turn MC lorne. I think he's going to play and I think chase young
play too. So I love love that
Josh Dobbs are not just Dobbs is actually like. Oh straight up, fifty fifty split I, which, when I want
I think I would rather prepare for I'd rather prepare for just ops but not should not just shot. Dobbs could look,
anyone if it's not josh Dobbs you're, probably not.
get seven interceptions. Work would have stated pyramid. Then you can
yeah yeah, but it's I know that we don't know who's under, not just a garage job. You either want Josh, Dobbs or there's infinity other people that it could be that aren't just yes or what your nerd nugget the commanders of one
straight at home, against the cardinals dating back to ninety. Ninety nine is Washington's longest active home winning insurgents. Any opponent
the did sold. So
It is, let's see, roster overview, arizona, cardinals, Josh jobs or wait, whereas it tat short, do we know.
Do you know you know what it's deafening. I caught the cockle which to me tells me that they are thanking, because if you want to win one game, you have called the korean roster clayton tune. Oh gosh lighting college, a lot clayton to play
our guy data,
used in not a bad
They thing jobs now, as far as as far as people who are
Josh dobbs goes
rather have like. I think I would rather take clayton tuned and fifty percent people that aren't just objects.
Yes, my next tv game, pox vikings,
Baker may feel the others added. After the after
First to it, gets a little
don't get me wrong. I wasn't I was doing football, I just two
the box well, yeah, we, the box, will have seen enchant the stream, but yet the box vikings we'll see what did vikings new
events looks like
ah baker. Just try to make some happen,
is why givens hurt or just wants retreat.
I might give his his careers her. Ok, because that's the craziest part
baker, mayfield probably has his best weapons ever right, yeah, pretty good,
I mean, like evans, the whole famer
oh god, when you get older buck. Oh no, you ever go back home for a little bit, but he didn't really want to play their yeah. Maybe,
they did have Jarvis Landry noted becum, but my
evans, I would make Evans is awesome, he's very good
I feel like you just want to be traded, though he's like hey, I'm at this point
my career, we're not.
be a container this year. Just please move me to differently team. Yes, yes, ok I'll, say he's earned that right, yeah for MIKE evans, nugget, viking.
Then eleven and once more games last year, just five and eight and twenty twenty
The feels like regression of them young, also that may not be a contender, but there and the energy self. True, that's good point.
that division. Definitely you could when it with probably nine eight or nine games. So the good news for cousins is
Think it's gonna be one score game I feel like this is. This is prompter. Cousin
opening day against inferior team.
Buried in the in the one o'clock noon o'clock slate. So
he's not gonna be standing out. This is a good kirk, cousins, game, yeah, alright and then the last tv game number five I'll. Let you guys pick one or two: two: okay,
what what's the one I said to which one would you like to gigantic too tired when I won one or two to number two or two? Are you just got
right. In his first terror car tighten saying the other one was JAG skulls yeah now toss objectives has right, we'll go on forever wards ably richardson. That's it! That's a cuban match. Ok, logic scope. We have we ever winners right to renounce our winners. Caustic is high and call and gradually can gradually. I call it the baby or say pictures were everything that we had hoped for more
so you will be going to the game this weekend. Laughter forgot something different to do next week is, if you like
baby, I say as a one time thing: yeah we'll yet will just keep to babies. Yeah.
I think we all share well, that gets a little creep, you're, not home again the work that we have some time reserve asking indianapolis people to send us their children. You ok, yeah. This gave jack's calls. I agree.
I'll say this right now
dennis Alan, who is an eight hour. We well longtime listener. If you decide to start James swenson, you will get on the tv absalom, that's a fact
I will smashed the james will break that glass in case of emergency.
Instead in this objective, a nerd nugget that says that the court's haven't
They haven't one in weak one and how many thirteen, which I've been remind you guys all summer, which you are ignoring.
right, where you are now israelis, nor everything? What you told me
we have to hold back to us. You are that
and they're having a different week, one starting quarterback for the eighth street year, the colts despot,
impressive andrew luck, scott tolls, even Angela, again jacobus reset philip rivers, Carson whence Matt ryan, anthony Richardson
that's very see their very depressing, less one, a third one, thirteen and one against spread since two thousand eight week once anthony,
You too now real guy you're lisbon, trophy when a good point hank, but counterpoint,
rookie year, jaguars minimum thirteen wins.
For people with us there. If they don't ask your man if they don't win this one
He's is going to be tough to find a way to thirteen wins. If you, if you lose week, one to the courts, yeah trevor lawrence is foreign fourteenth straight up and seven eleven against the spread on the road
Ok, I know this sounds stupid about trevor lords, but I believe in these things I think the demise of dabble definitely facts travellers, its
No it's a college rankings like your diploma goes down. If dabble
starts to go into. The dumpster trim
lord now, it's like what what he ever do by counterpoint. Doesn't it
trevor lawrence. Look better. We overcame always able to drag public money way. Yeah could be committal car, so damn
so that we replace the result will have to wait. Yeah cells, post, we don't like we're right, we'll figure out which one of us was right. I guess somebody on the show is no we're both right because report leaving it both at the same time
and whenever the results come out will sign the act.
god bless. You replied that way. I always come out on top yea skates, its pre determining storylines and then we fit in the pieces. At the end, I keep expecting
trevor lawrence, just wow me and come out week, one with slightly shorter hair and then I then I could fully believe in him. Then I be like this. Dude can win a super bowl yeah, but no
We want our other games. Panthers falcons this game,
it'll, probably stink. Although I'm high on the falcons, we didn't even mention that arthur smith created the joker position for cork quarter. L patterson yeah ruled arthur smith. It'll felt a little testy there at the press conference. I liked that
when a little fire from did you see what the the new wrinkled that the falcons are gonna be unveiling mercedes been superdome is now they ve got a secure.
Regard, but it's a dog, it's a robotic security guard dog named been
like the boss, indicted, negative loss and dynamic is gonna, be pitched patrolling the sidelines. I think
need to resign Michael vick to take care of this thing began ass. This thing is freaking me out. I
Nobody wants to throw weird robot security dogs basin.
Ass dynamics are now pushing those weird fuck
dogs on for years. Yes, we don't want it. We don't want those dogs. No thank you, but anyways. That's my fun! That's my man! My man, meat is jake's. Nerd nugget, like yeah. I think the falcons are gonna win this game. Ah,
oh. I I, the last thing I had was: did you guys see it was a very
niece fantasy argument that I just gimme little chuckle
letter. Writer did a big breakdown of the falcons Ross ernie said that Karl pits is gonna be forth in targets. Is sheer animals like what the fuck
Fourth, how you fourth targets and then he was like why many targets plus carries
which is currently giving so does. He also include, like I guess, vision robinson yet. Oh yeah, tyler algiers like third and carpets forth,
like how the hell is this guy you to get more targets, then.
patsy. So why was talk about areas he touches? You see ashes on the opportunities
I am very interested to see what arthur Psmith does with beijing robinson. If
a new toy running back yeah he drafted,
very high. Are you just going to give him the ball thirty times in the first game? Why not? I would why not? Let's ride alright titans, I do have a fun stat for this game. Yeah
number one overall quarterbacks in their day, views are o through,
gene and one straight up one and thirteen against spread,
now don't look at it.
Further into that and thinking like outcome may be. The team. The drafts in the first of rural position is
very good, we're just hardware. This is complete judgment on price young as an individual who, so, according to history, o thirty,
in one straight up. Skip that mind. That's tough! That's how the braces members
they're so fell under the law. I'm I'm I'm holding my braces stock. It's it's a lie.
you gotta, see, see comes out on ties, are not going to be great this year. I'll say that right now, but it's its long play hookah frank rights tenure as panthers coach begins at a familiar place. He started as the opening they call
back in the panthers inaugural season. Ninety five against the falcon, while interests. Ok, that's very interesting.
I tighten saints this
This has the chances of being
most boring game with two teams could go to the playoffs because I feel like this
it's going to be defence, knew it. Oh dear
our new offence, maybe slow start and I feel like tens, gonna win like twenty seven.
I'm gonna believing the saints I'm kind of relieving the tight, because here's the thing Derek heart, not a bag. Quarterback james, has better not a great quarterback. James is definitely better patera card, not a bad quarterback. Their defense was really good. Last year. I guess I guess I should say that if their copied out genius in depth chart the dirt
hall of famer yeah. He should be first ballot cause. Jamis is often they are going to be missing. Alvin kamara, who is suspended for what three weeks four weeks, is that the punching and punching incident from like five years ago, where he beat up a guy in LAS vegas, which you should be allowed to do
there's no rules in las vegas, so he's
So I dont know how the running aims can look, but I still feel like
Car probably not created the quarterback position, yeah yeah.
Who is it last year,
You don't need all yeah andrew yes, yes, I'm in book in that one game,
this game ever play and blake borders with other asteroid, really put us on the roster, ok and then last game in the noon. Slate texas, texans, ravens, so
ravens are going to demolish the texas. I probably agree
that- and I am stroud blah- is gonna- be in a hollow out, but this is the. This is probably
biggest survivor, pick that if they lose and it'll be the classic like
ninety percent of people. Survivor. Poles are busted agreed a great it's
and that always happens last I checked it is thirty percent of amerika
taking the ravens into by pools. Twenty percent is taking the commanders, which is wild to think
but what was then, I am, I feel like what you are. One of those two is winning you can,
take the landowners, eight, that the commanders of the text cartels the technocratic oils. I know it. I just know you're, not probable, edges
but this is a new look ravens
They got wide receivers for the first time. That's going to look very unusual to see the ravens throwing the ball downfield. Yes, yes, I think Lamar's you have an awesome year. Yep hi, I'm Lamar this year. Alright afternoon games,
packers bears I've said
on many platforms, but I do it's a slightly higher.
hyperbolic, but I do think that this might be the biggest game in pairs franchise, history,
set yourself up. Then yeah right, it's good that I'm not putting too much weight into this game, but yeah,
feels so significant because it is the packers causes. Jordan loves first,
real season, just in fields, big season, hopefully coming up it just
I spent a lot of shit talk a lot of people talking about just in field sucking
I'm so excited see. This bears offer. Who are these people that thinks it just unfilled? Sucks lotta people do
I a lot appease, he's very good and know a lot of people he's very
it's a view in theirs
of people who think he's trash lied,
disagree with. I will disagree lot. I I think that there is going to end this game beget, but I did
go back and I watched some of the all twenty two on on jordan love and I saw that one pass that he threw that went like seventy yards yeah he's rolling out to us.
There's one past dallas has a baby is really good package,
it's gonna be a really sad day, but this you know. What is why
it rate of the be. I know what their rooting for the written for, like I will be as sad is said, to be for a week, one
ask as like week one you shouldn't should get that down. I will be
Yet, as down as I could be, is christian would play, I don't know, he's gonna happen,
but I think you just limited in practice either way
watson. Christian watson could not once you're not gonna like this one go and cars christmas dinner practice again today. Ok,
he's a problem
So your love, obviously only third, the only,
quarterback disorder season over.
For green basins, not really in the subject.
jordan love will become the only the third quarterback to start a season opener for green bay since nineteen? Ninety three, both
rogers and breadth far were winners in their first week once started. You know what fuck fuck teams like two patriots, no disrespect tank and and
Yes, that I've gotten to enjoin, for, while the courts
to enjoy just decades of consistency according to this is this is
my argument about anyone out there who
there's van, whose wavering at all unjust and fields, jordan, love this whole dynamic,
this go all in blind faith. Go.
I would just in fields
and go all in saying that jordan loves gonna suckin. Why
the worst thing that could happen to be right,
just go right back to where we've been for the last twenty five years, yeah, where the packers have a hall of fame quarterback and the bears are searching for them. If, if, if it's not
as catastrophic of a situation. If you ve lived,
like, I know where, like if I have to go back to this place, it'll be like going back to an old apartment. Being like oh yeah, I know where the you know like. I know that this floorboards a little
I know, like you know, the guy toilet is little grey headed twice like I know.
place. Police said that I could end up in so why not just believe that it's gonna be different this year you should
why'd. You absolutely should it's ok to love
so great a girl now
it's okay to field, it's okay to fuel, it just kind of your field, your field, your fielding's, yes, and just lean into it. This is a rare chance that you have your bears fan. He there's no chance that he saw
he's not a sucking quarterback georgia love; no, no,
oh, okay, alright is he's, not bad he's really good. He did things that I've never seen the quarterback do last year. I think he's going to be better he's going to have a better career than trevor Lawrence
I'm gonna stand by that commitment. Let's go, I set it just. I set it from my balls one time last year, not for my brain feel it
sometimes I'm feeling my feelings right now and it's coming from eyeballs. So someone said by the end of the season just feels we, the second best quarterback pfc, that's a good too
to have, because there's not a tonic, quarterback quarterbacks to see, but its gave feels good to say, yeah.
raiders broncos
I actually think the broncos here's my theory
I don't think the drugs would be very good. Overall, I think this game there can be very good because sean painting is going to call the best game of his
life and then, when Russell Wilson, eventually regresses, you can go. Look. You saw what I was able to do for a couple weeks here. So not my fault, I actually
I think that the raiders are gonna, be a historically bad team. Yasser
I think every all the signs are pointing
the raiders just completely imploding on themselves, and I
I'm really enjoy watching that the cars
cutting we'll compton, that's what I say yeah I like that. I got a lot
max crosbie broncos killer,
eleven and a half sacks over his last seven games against denver, wow,
jackie, who else was broncos killer odor? Ah I
I think the weather's gonna be in like the mid eightys, which doesn't really meet my usual
miller, but it's like statistically a very profitable thing to back the broncos in september at oh yeah, because it's hot and the altitude it's very hard for teams to adjust to that himself. Just just throw that after the up.
also like entered divisional, match ups and weak one. I love, I really love it. Get you get off to a hot start, I loved. Also we.
Mitch and curled, nasa retired, yes, shut up.
Thanks for coming out girl nasa. Yes, there was one fact background ass, yet give it to us penn state, penn state, also his
his dad was my dad's remain college bow whoa. I knew and his brother rhine ass if his brother,
with my brother in syracuse. Does. Does this sneaking out in the middle of the night and waken up in your roommates bad thing? Does that run the family
I don't know how that relates. What is coral massive being gay runnin firmly in his family here
think so. Ok, but what it does it don't were of sex, positive podcast we always had been love is low.
the presentation of later yarsfield, fyodorovitch, seer art,
dolphins, chargers, foreign match up yeah, very fun, fun uniforms
it just this magic to me screams points aids.
points in its also. If you remember last year the moment that
often season started to really crater, was that dolphins chargers game when it felt like the charter's had figured out how to stop might contain an offence, and
like you, know we're jamming with the line and not letting them have exposed plays
it also had member was at the game. The terek you picked up the ball and ran
for a touchdown that was awesome, yeah cause. I think I had the over in that game and I was like all were back and it ended like seventeen. Ten tyreek is going to look so fast against the church. The seaward and the
see. Words are actually healthy right now, as we say every year and weak one finally healthy their healthy team. I don't wanna person, but I kind of
I kind of believe in them in the first four games of the season.
because, that's usually you can say you watch to it,
when they usually have their first debilitating injury the year to an impact player their healthy right? Now I think,
when I last exactly zero games of the sea words and not betting. On the moment about on the sea where I am
I think this is a do. You have any pride game for making Daniel what's siri she's in
is dropping bitch. I he's got he's, got he's, got eight months to figure out this chargers, defense that kind of put them in a body bag last year yeah. So I think the dolphins come out. Explosives, pew pew, pew, pew shots, hotseat brand sailing, yeah official
on hot see before that season even starts cause he's doing those weird yoga things.
the sky. We really actually enjoyed brands silly on the show. We should have him back on. Actually we should have back on. He should come back on so that if the hotseat gets hot, you know that will be.
bigger pussies to actually put him on that cigarette. So we do there,
move brands daily come back on the show,
that's just goes for any coach
you're about to lose your job
come on the show and we will be cowards about it for at least a mountain like they know how to make our way too much.
We were to night. I mean who's, the one toast that we put on the hot seat more than any other coach in the earth. All right now
on the show we build.
Alisha thought about Calipari, Calipari yeah, but also bill belichick yeah and he's never been on the show yet to come on the show
ram seahawks. I actually think the rams going to be really really bad. Ok, yeah,
like a weird, almost taking, but not taking situation, cooper, cop, obviously out matter
effort I feel like I don't know. I don't know what to expect. We don't know what we're going to resubmit, weird
that's better time, maybe the other resetting the whole deck like the salary cat they didn't go out, make like crazy. I actually think,
and call me if I'm wrong
I believe that next year, come late april
the los angeles rams will be selected in the first round. That's incredible insane! Fuck them pit insane
first. I've had a first round pick
maybe a little in I'll, take a rule papa.
so it's a quarterback. I would imagine that they would not have matt stafford play. The sees yeah well
if he's going to start he's going to start, but who knows? Will he finish? If things look bad, they might take him. I also do you know that guy dove climbing
either about the robot. Did you that he wrote
Where did inaccurately that legal culture
they Kelly's efforts. Wife had cancer again, that's pretty for in that
and then he deleted it and acted like it didn't happen. That's really fucked up yeah
I like lower you're off the hive, compellingly every branch. I completely forgot about that yikes that you can't delete
you have to edit. Yes, you can't just buick whoops.
Yeah, no monsieur you just edited and thought about jirga, which does not yet ike does not replied to the site,
last afternoon game. It's a big one, eagles patriots. I can't believe you get max worse, hank weak,
what would a trade corn gonna corn get your kedo.
One ready does everyone says? Ah first,
its address the bilbil check, rumours brokers.
To too the daily mail reported debts.
bilbil check and his long time girlfriend have broken all uses mail.
In my eyes,
It has passed
second is are on edge. The report says: there's a concern about what Linda my post about online after the break up
It also says it's been a drawn out back and forth. Breakup cut.
Yesterday we do unless reporting here's a question. Who's ever been in a break up and hasn't been a little worried about what gets posts. That good point. Good point: hank.
I probably a lot of people and bilbil doesn't use social media, so we can't fire back and he's about to start the season so like she
probably mad. She could probably be jets operative, like she
she's got all the ammo cause she's, the one. That's all social media good following in here,
focus on the seas. What would be the faster their concern? Ok would be the funniest thing to come out of her posting
like a screenshot,
or some sort of fetish that
belgium has devised a wheelbarrow sharrkan grog argus he's gotta go
through like some some type of boys repel, don't jacqueline
who did higher and at what parted. I think, I think,
it'd afoot fetish, will be very funny fit,
think for another sheila feet like Michael parsons. That's, why loves dog food? He dropped area, be pissed situation,
why? What wiring? Just like not understanding the obvious here
what? If she just knows the playbook yeah,
we're think about break up stuff. What does she
nose like
bilbil check. What do you think about your girlfriend? Talk about at dinner, football
and the knows everything that bilbil check knows about football. The dog that
bilbil jack had drafting for the team that cover dear is her dog. Yes,
We could be just
Painters might lose their gm far stuff it would actually it would make.
since if her and Tom Brady had a thing,
tom. Moves at a town goes down to florida. It was a lot,
fear for him to be with her when he was up new england to stay late at the facility. Now is a cop on planes taken secret plane ride to go visit when he gets caught, giselle breaks up with em, maybe that
what was going on this is. You should send this to florida. I will. The good news is that Tom Brady will be in the building and they can probably talk about like how to deal with a public breakup,
their honouring him
other honouring area.
We recommend special formation, like harbour bigger,
also it hank. My my internal went up yesterday, because Bela check gave one of his panted like ten.
at long answers. I was amazed amazed he does. This is why I want to on the show so bad he doesn't like, wants a season, and there
from about long snapper stew really need along snapper on the roster. Can't you just
in somebody else. That's an impact player to long snap and say that ross,
but when he goes on a ten minute explanation about the history of special
miss pump lot formation and then how partners
now become holders, and it just goes
to all these crazy football tangents
gives little smile at the end of it. Like that's your one. At that you get per year, I was happy to give it
I was thinking myself. Maybe it says
buttering up the media little bit to get them
side.
friendly with them. Knowing that a bombshell is about to drop out,
the bombshell about a job- and you said he doesn't once a year and it's always a question. That's a random question:
usually about special teams or something like that that he just
he loves to go in depth on show. Is knowledge,
Ok, so max this
The game for you why? Because
Let's be honest, the eagles have superbowl aspirations, the patriots.
the most logical admiration them to go to the superbowl
What would be one thing that would bother you for the whole year is hayek having a trump card where he could just laid on the table and be like are the eagles that good, the patriots beat them.
yeah? That would really suck.
It's? It's it comes down to this okay hold on hold on. Let me stand up and sit down for this. Ok, alright, it comes down to this. Eagles are good page
is bad eagles deal, I'm
pass russian the league, except in the insuperable path.
Oh lines are bad.
Ip precise. According to peat prescott line very bad, I don't know how they are stopping the eagles de line and it's not like.
jones gonna be evading a lot of pressure back there, that's
you're, like I, don't see a scenario where the eagles deviant doesn't sack macro and six times
Did you hear the part about pre being the building
so don't like
really really relaxed shall, if you go to your own, like no age, if not like you, ve never been like of many more also. Luckily acts the eagles have the most week one victories since twenty eleven in the league. They want ten of their last twelve. We always there
Are you never start on united eyes? They are island. There's more involved here. The whole week afterwards,
What are you gonna get to shit? Talk me up out now. This is this a win win, frank? How I I mean if they lose years, give
Yet? What do you do? We have hardly go ass. He did this last year with the past hour to suck you just didn't care outrage that was carefully related, which has gone twisted on in an unbelievable way
I am more cited for this reason that I have been in a while. Obviously why so many hours lights or you henry roma, with gather what are not only of anyone superbowl those regular season was
It was nerve racking and it was literally just basically the priest.
For the playoffs.
it didn't matter what happened in the regular season. You knew you're going to the playoffs and you knew you had to go at least to the nfc championship of the season was a disappointment
They would win games that they didn't win. You know in a blow out
but still we should talk than we spend so much time in the show where the patriotic squeak eta, when you guys, but all the rest,
good, they barely one this year
Our delegation,
when things are going to suck. Everyone thinks that
jetson. The dolphins are like too,
greatest nfl franchise of all time in the patriots get the
spoiler all year long its excited
like I think, is, means major bad. We get a place
That is your bad they're gonna play spoiler Elam anyways. What is that you're? No worries that they're gonna spoil themselves into the black eyes. Exactly. I think
in the national media. I have high expectations for this team, but the national media like Jerome
Like yourself,
they have a shot you're. These acts all outcast we're on the
then don't I supplies
The pictures are gonna be bad. I just think their revision is so fucking stacked.
very margaret, there's very thin margin for error, four
it seems the have, but the patriots operate as a team that much better with less margin for error. The jet in the
all are just notoriously joke franchises people expect
them to like overcome
all this stuff in right into the play? I'm really are cowboys him
we're. America's team is one of the notre dame cowboys red would say and do it we said we're americans, we are franchises, a real fridge as yellow fridges or joke Haik is looking at the colors. You look at the colors and saying: could you ever see a franchise like the Tampa bay buccaneers, winning a super bowl?
They had gone ray. Had Tom Brady godiva, that's that
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had gimme your official patriots record prediction this year,
we wish you a spoiled eleven eleven
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ass. You games good matter,
it's the switch eighteen weeks
by ok. I got it
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yeah, I'm jealous of you
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don't, I know
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at present prescott throws interception you'd. You clearly and read the news this morning pink now, because the Dallas cowboys have been training with navy seals, our societies and put not might regard not mike mccarthy. No, so the cabin
retraining with seals,
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february, eleventh twenty twenty four, while as the day of the
yeah, probably configure thou, but that's what they're vote there, thinking soupy soup,
I'm excited to see what our table does in the second year. I am, he was, I I think is the best
Can the unifil a state with the one thing I have to be fair,
gonna say that the vikings could potentially regrets the mean on their one score wins. The giants also did have a lot of those wits.
tat a lot of weird wins where things kind of like the ball bouncer way in the fourth quarter, so
sustainability, I don't like. I do think pulteney break at that. I think I think giants.
The african union summit, only cowboy stacked truscott, has dominated the giants. He's we had in a row his last
it's against him in two thousand and sixteen to put that in perspective, Daniel Jones was a freshman at duke okay, the last time he lost low
miles, nine idea, the cowboys killed the giants, things like sixteen in one or something ridiculous in the last, like ten years, whatever how many years that is
Ok, we'll do bills jets on sunday, we'll will preview it when we, when we recap altogether
ok, that is the full slate falsely withdrew our picks. How restarting, who starts random
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the problem this week and my problem is? I love every single underdog,
literally every single story, my life. It is a problem and I know that's the problem.
we'll go, though, with.
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sean payton calling the game of his life game of a lifetime here and a half broncos against the raiders. Ok, two: ok pft! You got to pay.
alright, I'm taking commies,
commanders minus seven.
Far too miss allotted two weeks ago. I feel more confident today, hard it they're gonna win by fourteen. Ok, we're gonna win the superbowl. This year's can be awesome.
and then it I'm gonna go with.
For my other when totals YAP,
which you can pick in the fort like we, we all end up picking spread, but you can. If you like it's one of the most, you can pick it up. So these are my two favorite picks. I'm happy I'm happy with where I'm at right now
Bears over forty ta like over one and a half forty one, let's go get DR last, like our better. I love that bears.
felt like they were over machines last year and I feel like toby over machines again yup. Alright, I I'm going with,
a non tv game under panthers falcons under thirty nine and a half ooh? That's smart non tv games like a movie strategy right, yeah max and I'm going with one I hate the most and that is.
commies cardinals over thirty. I think it is very lived out by half time of the other half drunk forty autumn by the second quarter means reims ii, these boy,
I'm good
go with the forty, nine or steelers over forty one. Half ok,.
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a lot of later texas ravens by that. Ok, I'm going over fuck that
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bad listening. Ok, I can't I can't accuse you of being bad liking. Accuse myself again battle. Is your hank
I also have the same group or rear bumper with you guys, but it's a shareable dock that I'm writing I'll, never open. I know, but I.
over jack's colts, forty six now felt means took that bad listener
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cardinals, you piece of shit browns
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I've got a I've. Gotta pee of tease were teasing were teasing the vikings down to minus one against the box and the pact.
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hmm
k. We now welcome on a very, very, very special gas to one of our favorite gas.
been a while
dan, Patrick any has a new book out. Now you can go, buy it right now.
called the occasionally accurate annals of football.
Now, let's start without yet did you did we ensure,
two penguin about this book.
what did they say: hey, let's not put the word angels in the book title because it might not sell as well as well.
it could be marketed to a different audience, but I thought that maybe annals was a little tricky there, including you know for myself, but they went with it.
I was a overridden on this. Yeah you have taken,
county, the kind of idiots that are going to be interviewing you about this book and we may
I'll be the best pronouncing words. Yes, I saw nose like animals, while this disgrace,
So we got a digital copy, the box. We feel
national cause. We saw before everyone else got to read it
I'm want to say right off the bat,
a job writing the book. Because there's
pictures
pages that have of like a paragraph, and I love.
Books it you can. Just you know you can
through pages, like I'm, really crushing this book right now, there's
extra there's a picture so great job without its paisley.
No, it's not! You know a children's book put its for dumb idiots like us who don't worry
read that often.
well. Sometimes we don't get credit for
in books, and this helps you get credit that you ve read a book ryan. Take that we had sought that difficult challenging to meet this book
pictures and, and sometimes some big words, some big lettering, though
yeah, so so what what made you want to do this book? Because it is football? It's your it's! You know a love story to football. Ah I mean
That right there is a seller like I'm gonna amateur by the book, even though the digital copy
I love you so much.
What made you were you like? Hey, let's do this book
during the pandemic. Again I was talking to Joe Cullen who writes for the simpsons and
He was talking about writing an episode and
including me in the simpsons. Anyway,
started talking when we were done, and then he started throwing out these topics egos. What do you think this is bother you and then I?
I revisited that with him, and I said what do you think about just put:
all this stuff down on paper and see if there
something there, because we have all this free time and then he went back. I
back. We just through some things together and he said you know I reached out to a couple other people that I work with Andy
Richter who work with conan. He just had a book.
The people. He said you know how about we just collaborate with
bunch of these topics and
Make it seem like this is the the true hit like
who wrote the ability?
In short the history, the NBA mean this is nothing like that, but we can
then it like we're giving you the history of the nfl. All these talk topics
just have wild takes on him have fun with him an awfully we don't get sued. I said: ok, I'm in
I read the blurbs page on it and I'm a little
offended yes floor
We ought to give you a blurb ie blurb, the blurb, the shit out of you too, but it is a half fiction book ill he's good at that yeah. He does love that and why
Why do we not get the invite blurb you
well, I was worried about you fat, that's fair,
yeah I mean I was big big cat, not word! Ok, I got off the rails in an end.
asking you to than I can edit. What you give me and then I was worried about your collaboration. To be honest, that was, it does
had problems with the whole van show yeah number.
anyone who tries to death, which are let your fire. We ask exactly, and I
You know what time is passed, but let but sir, what let's not chance it right.
Yeah? That's it? That's honestly, fair answer. I'm alone we ready the occasionally you no accurate annals our stool van talk. We won't ask you to write anything so little tit for tat.
Well, he can. If he wants to because appear writing the history of that
You're gonna need my story and you're gonna you're gonna need my help on need a ten page, but it actually book it actually and you're. Only looked at you you're only not to talk about people's butts with was pressing ahead of replying to I'm. Looking at the cover of your book right now and it's it's a pigskin football that slice in different parts almost like a like a pig at a butcher shop and
the top the top middle says Tom Brady worst
time. What does that mean
on spicy. That's gonna sell some books, words in the book. I mean you're gonna
you can't just read the blurbs, you gotta gutter, we you gotta, read the book. Tat gets a tease
you don't go! Oh gosh, I watch the trailer. The movie tell me how it ends. Ok, so
Think to tom Brady opportunists
Do you think Tom Brady is the best quarterback ever play football? Oh good question, motion
the red bess best.
The best well, what is but is best. I take them.
Superbowl ranks good point
asked actor, doesn't always win the most academy awards.
but who has the most academy awards.
Look out
up right now. What do we got ourselves into a whole here? Ok, I understand what you're saying you say it: Tom Brady,
by his. If you look at the tangible arm strength, speed
elusiveness accuracy might not.
The best quarterback of all time that you could probably,
argument? Patrick the homes might be the best quarterback of all tat. If
Can you tell it feels, like
aaron rodgers is always credited with being the most talented person,
lay the position, does that mean
The best
or is it brady because he won this most superbowl? I still.
look John l way as that first quarter,
who could beat you with his legs and his arm
single handedly dragging that often too superbowl that they never should have gone to, and then he got the blame for that. Then they win too and then he doesn't
credit forded thrilled Davis and the offensive line, but l
to me
You combine arm,
eyes athleticism. He was the first guy that I looked at modern erin. I went that that guy changed football but bread.
I have no problem with people same Brady's greatest quarterback. I this, I think it gets tricky sometimes with
it was Montana not or
one for didn't, lose any superbowl, so well
according to NBC, during the broadcasts that you are on notre one five superbowl, so that's pretty impressive. A hum
What he did tell me that he gave his four kids each one of his superbowl.
He only as for kids. So that's where I knew that he didn't when five superfluous, because he doesn't apply as we are every passing over. Damn marino,
I'm a downright moreno. You can make their cases, though, like watching
dear marino clips and what he,
His arm, talent, is just out of this world
marino, changed the game like when you say guys, chain
this stuff curry change the nba. Damn marino change the get because back then
don't five wide, no running backs
in all their doin is throwing passage, quick release,
is all of those things and
and marino in today's game. I could be here. You know
approach, six thousand yards, probably throw for fifty touchdown because that wasn't
difficulty for him. He was doing that before
any convincing don schuller aid.
defensive minded had goad, let
throw the ball as much as I want. I, like likeness, is talking talking Paul. What's the spiciest, take you to give us a team of the spiciest take or another
the eu, have in this book the people can can
I would like also to buy it because I want I want to get to this point. Blank oi heard that import might take.
So we are covered,
best game ever worse game, ever most penalised game, the sneakers game, fog, bold, catch, the drive
the wizard later
now is theirs
there's no topic that we shy away from. Let's put it that way, we fix penalties
let's see, waned
skis involved in this
but you bring to a tailgate. We revisit the immaculate reception, the bud fumble.
about how bad pat the patriot was.
the media's impact.
I
every people who were assessed
talent,
as a broadcaster prowling con. Ok, though we pretty,
cover everything there like I like that, like and and to your point about damn marino as as great a player as he is
even better interview. Just
och solid guide. To talk to our
are familiar with a stand we had. We had,
we had them reno on the show at the
who purple right after you had him on. I think you he left your set came to the back of our van. Where we do an interview,
and he looked at us like who were these assholes that I'm about to talk to
I blame you. I blame you for not saddam up enough, because he was in his hand,
to be stuck between mean began to back, then
you would have said: hey. Could you can it? You know
Is this the odin into us? You know say some nice things about it. I would have done that yeah, but it was like he he went. He went to your show and he had like a great new york strip and then he came to our show and we gave him like a dollar cheeseburger and maybe like a crack pipe and he was like wait. How did I end up here? What what what life decisions I make that got me to this point.
yet didn't go great, but that's ok
interviews, what's what's your worst interview of all time, besides
I'll come. Oh yeah
see walcott only a legendary yeah.
Man hardy. He
He had no idea how to do an interview.
And he's in new york and he's got a product to promote culture.
Any comes on an he. I guess it's just had surgery or needed surgery years. Something- and I said ay, and how can we talk about that? Goes
No, no! I'm just here to talk about Paul come and I said
you gotta be fucking kidding me. Don't you understand? This is quid pro quo like gimme, something and then I'll. Let you talk about quota and so that that ended, cos
and then I guess you'd know they can agree.
together and said you need to go back on their so the next day he came on and
I think he's sort of figured out what he was supposed to do.
Tonya, Harding didn't go well
why
herzog did not go well, but sometimes
that's good, when they dont go. Yes, it still entertaining which it
it sometimes it hurts, but but you know its content and but
I tiny, harding and whitey herzog were were bad.
it's a great interview I saw it, was on your so with somebody else, those interviewing Aaron, Donald and all
one is to talk about was baths thoughts. You want saga.
epsom salts the entire time, and he just-
tying everything bank is. I am not here to talk about the unifil or my career. I wanna talk to
as about bats,
so bad that it actually was a great interview. He is
If I was sponsoring an athlete, I would want sponsor errand donald and he would only
talk about me but sometime.
these guys, don't understand we'll get to your plug right, but they
Andrew Johnson was with us? I don't know six weeks ago, an end
I was talking about nails,
curious, appoint guard and you had thought we're chop it up and then he's here
in back around two, why was on there and
fr. I couldn't get him to just have a conversation
You get your plug in conversation. Let you get your plugin.
say goodbye to magic johnson.
And I got tripped up and so
We can never really land on the same page here he wanted approach.
I wonder to interview so other side of that coin: who's. The best interview that you ve ever done. Oh, I don't know if I have somebody that would stand out.
Their been. There been a lot of them to choose from
I've been doing in a long time, so
I think anybody whose honest, because your audience wants to know
why are you having this personal and when you get
person on- and you say, you're gonna love this guy. Then that's what that make
rewarding, but there are times when you oversell or you under cell, but anybody who
Can I tell you the truth or give you some really good stories? That's really what I
I'm trying to subscribe to every time a have somebody on that smart answer to because we sat down a couple weeks ago and we did about rushmore of our favorite recurrent gas tat. We ve had on our show that
a bad idea to name names because then you you leave out like two hundred people.
get pissed off at you that never wanted
back on to show against your pro. You didn't follow that trap.
marty. You also, we should have said to start
gratulation on the weird,
contract extension of all ties. Yeah, you
completely for people on out there
came on the show on days, like I'm workin for more years,
everyone was like everyone. You know all you guys in the rumour like shit former years right like
retiring soon
and the next thing, like I forgot to say I just sign an extension for forty acres set up.
you was ever freaking out. Like you, you know you got a whole crew, no
We're ok was everybody else's reaction that I was announcing. My retirement
for I was announcing that in four years, and so people are our texting or calling my wife saying,
day and retiring, and she said
in four years, but I screwed
the order instead of saying hate signed a contract extent,
and then I'm gonna retire when that contract is over, but it turned out
I got four years of a send off. So I
yet some really really fuckin nice gifts, I'm guessing yeah,
coach k's, like how I didn't know you could do four years what the fuck you can't it's not going to sneak up on you when I retire, he can say yeah. I didn't see that one coming you're on the olympic cycle. This is crazy. Wait! So so are you actually going to retire, though, because I'm very curious about this, we, you know we're we're young or
but I do think like hey. Why is there a time when you can retire from this if you're truly addicted to what we
when night I am addicted to what we do. I enjoy it so much
Do you actually think you'll be able to turn it off
not go to the superbowl knock over the final. For do these big events. They use
For so many years I mean there's gonna, be a point where you
man? Why did I still got some gas left in the take here? Well, though,
other things that I do have a broadcasting school central keep putting me in movies and
they'll be other things along the way, but.
I mean it's a grind every day, three hours
Today is live,
and there are times like July god July's tough, like what
talking about in July there? Other piano,
many months that you go. This is easy, but
it's, a young man's game,
in, and I want to make sure I go out on what I would consider going out as my
I've gone out style, not like.
Hang on, like all my god, look at that guy, listen to me. I feel bad form, YAP and so
I just I didn't want that to happen, but put a counterpoint,
lakefront. Sesar was hilarious, no one! I don't want you to laugh at me. I want you to go with me. Ok, ok, there's a different difference in that. I just don't want to be like coming here to listen to the matter,
sad right, there followed a slender yeah yeah,
I mean that would be, that would be entertaining in a different way but yeah. I I respect one of the best all time clips in sports radio is france, as a reading, Jacob de groms run support than he got for an entire year and just
to one
two bingo three just outside for like a minute and a half
saying numbers, that's great by me: people listen to it all, but I
My favorite is still
Albert Albuquerque, the apathy ass fake name when somebody called up and then like said, there's nobody named Albuquerque and then
I think later he goes. Oh you mean Albert Alberta, yeah. I don't. I don't want that to happen. So I'm always interested know from guys that do solo radio that I mean obviously have the dinette, so they they provide a lot of content for you as well, but at the
proximate. Your show is one mantle.
Two microphone for three hours and you came from
sport centre. Where things
for the most part descriptive, there was an ad living and obviously
like to have a lot of fun with that, but
then you transition is sitting behind a mike in its its constant dan
trick, opinions
in three hours. Nonstop was that, did you sit down
first day and
after you. Thirty minutes you like what the fuck am. I got myself into my thing
people who do radio or wanted to radio go. Oh that's, not difficult! All do is talk
then those people used to get twenty minutes in and they go now? What do I talk about? What else can we talk about? I think
you have to be strategic in who you have on what are your topics and then
into a rhythm gets into a flow. But when we're
sport centre. Probably though
electronic sports
I'm gonna, guess sixty
set was ad lib because
your add living all the highlights
stop that's on camera prompter. Obviously that scripted
I always loved radio. I thought that
the purest form where you can
indicate? You could say something to somebody
to visualize something when their listening to your voice. If I
mention somebody's name than you think of them
Let me in your car, like it's personal, which intimate your voice, what it means to people and
some big into tv as it was a lie
for very little you'd spent eight hours writing a show where you go on and you'd beyond for an hour and
you could have a great show and in somebody say you know, how could you wear that tie or your hair looked to me like it this stuff, where
go really that's what it comes down to
but radios different. That's just your voice and
how it resonates with people it should
Good point I mean that's why
Even the one show we did on E s, I think we both relay.
quickly like this is this is different and not as far as doing the podcast, because a pike ass,
this summer to radio where we don't we
I have a time limit. We don't we can just talk for you know if we find something funny and we just go down a rabbit hole. Those are the best moments and be able have that free forum
We can really like
dive into something
the audience loves. With that
what change when I left e s p, because I thought it was kind of formulaic that I was trying to be an ear
european radio host. Instead,
just be in myself.
And when I left
And we were doing the first three,
yours, we did the show in my attic and
I just said we're burger talk about whatever we want to talk about and not what you gotta check,
box check the box check the box and then have this analysed stolen from the mothership. It was
I don't care what it is because of war,
into it. Your audience will be into it.
you have fun with it and that's what it is
your audience loyal and they listen to you so bill, invest in what you're talking about, because you're interested- and I said,
the dance, I said I just want to have fun, I don't
care if it's about movies or music or something embarrassing or yahoo,
jump Montana we're going,
Have fun every single day and night that
he is contagious. Nobody wants to listen to somebody bonded out the morning or yelling and screaming in the morning. It's like have fun and that's the
that we've had for gone and now seventeen years as it. It's very good points. So you you mentioned the dinettes: do you miss
love and are never even think about it.
I dont think about him
in the water, that's going to kill or rely. I love and we become very good friends with him, but that that's going to hurt him well
I would tell him to his face. I dont miss him, but I,
want to miss it because I too do show in and Marvin took over four mc levin and gave us a whole different kind of feel too the shell and but I've
make love and bought into being sort of a class
on forests and hears it
ivy league
educated guy and, I said, look you
laugh at yourself. You gotta have fun.
and that's hard to do because
you know everybody has pride in ego and I'm asking you if I may to make fun of myself and look silly or sounds silly, you
two. If I'm in
you were in alabama game, jersey and nothing on underneath walking around the streets of new york. Then you have,
be willing to do that or a pie.
The face or whatever my might flinch, ball stupid thing.
but let's have fun with it, and he did that for the longest time
I think he wanted to be a radio
Oh, are you know you wanted to be a real journalist again
and me I wasn't gonna allowing to continue to do. That is the best thou.
since we're about your career
year was your best harrier.
was saying earlier.
It's the mid nineties. I was crushing yeah. That was because you do have a phenomenal hair
just always wonder if someone like who has
great hair. Do they look back there like man at this point
was thrown ninety nine on the black like tat. Was it tat was my hair?
Pam Anderson running on the beach and baywatch like she can look back and go had gone
sort of me running on the beach and baywatch, with my hair, yeah
p of tease made fun of it like. I think you showed me a picture. Go. Are you proud of that and then my hair looked really bad.
Where we were you go you proud of her. Yet
now you ve had great hair, but you ve also had bad hair days.
I tell which one it was like. I always had the hypothesis,
when I was watching so used to ice tune in to your show all the time as kid it was like religious for me.
every morning, outwatched sportscenter, then I will go.
school I'd, be five minutes late for class desired to finish, watching sports in her, then
to go to elementary school, and I knew it
if dance having a good hair day he's
bringing the fire with voice overs
if it's a bad here date, it's like free www, like an orca, with the dorsal fin
drooped over he's. Not
the confidence states like look good, feel good, feel good plague. It yeah you can,
right. There could be a correlation between that look. Good, feel good play good
sometimes I gave you angry highlights two, because I knew my hair was in great.
Therefore it made me be a little more critical
the player or a team, so it did, could have
consciously or subconsciously affected my delivery on sports and where every would they get upset with you for delivering about highlight? Yes,
was very said something if you said something,
and sometimes it was- they didn't hear it, but somebody else did and then, by the time,
got to them there? Like
rob dear who played for the detroit tigers. All you did
hit home on to strike out, and
I remember having a highlight where I said: here's rob dear all, it does is hit home, runs and strike out.
and that's the with
for three and itself,
I'm out at a ballpark, which I
it's believed, go out and just in case somebody wants to say something to you. They can and he
not to make us. Why do you say all I do is strike out her head, homozygote
rob! That's all you do that,
true, but you want to say that I go
you hit home hormones in you strike out
You strike out a whole lot more than you hit home runs, but I've
you have run ends with people in the hall
alex rod, rigorous criticising derek cheaters contract when he was on my show- and
he claim that it there.
Weren't really on the air that
He thought it was off the air with me, but he was criticising, dared cheater.
now I dont even know that he's mad at me.
We do the interview and then this is a cup
years later,
and we're in Dallas? When I
and to my guys I said you know we should reach out see if a a rod once join us on the show. Call the pr guy said
Alex loves you. I know that yeah sure they
his bag uses alex, has a problem with you. I go. Ok,
I've just come over to the locker room.
I get word that he's really got a problem with me because of his daring, cheater thing I didn't even know it now go
I go in the locker room and you got
steroids road there with the can say, go in some of the other players Raphael upon their there on the back of a couch and then looking
as I walk in.
a rod is at his locker with a guy think his name was mike lamb and he's just talking to him.
And makes me wait right. Fifteen minutes understanding, and now I thought,
he's gonna punch me is
started yelling at me and I I said Alex it was
record. You know this on the record and I
rob dibble with me at the time I said, look I I said debs. If he hits me, you here
I got your back I'll. Take him out
although the guys from the rangers and
they're waiting for they? They think something's gonna happen here, but that that got close to
Go time I think, for a run for Alex.
Where it was or any other time that an athlete got matter, because it is true. It's it's weird wheat. We always we want art the the guests to be happy and to feel good.
The interview, but sometimes it just doesn't work out that way. It's
Well, you know what you are getting into when you came on. The show
but I dont, know, got you I I
I try to be as professional and and if I'm I do, a gotcha, its accidental
I'm not out there to get Alex rodriguez, but
as soon as he calls in
I said: hey we're recording
Can you believe what they're gonna pay? You know Derek and I go why
the end he goes. You don't do anything better than like you just started going on and on and on, and
we told him that we were recorded and the law-
Taylor threatened me one time, oh, when he gets pad yeah yeah bad
He had been suspended for cocaine used
and he read a statement.
Inside the giants headquarters their training camp headquarters, so all the
guy's got the uno, what
Elsie was saying, and I
outside and
at my cameraman
he comes out is he's dark sunglasses on a walks out. I said, though, Lawrence Dan Patrick
from CNN. Can I
Europe. Can you read that statement on camera for me and he says no.
I keep moving down the road with him, walking towards his dark, blue porsche, and then I go. L teeth can
just read that on camera I won't ask any questions. Read the statement on care, one
You learn the holster I said
I know the story, I called your age and I spoke to your agent know you,
and I said yes, I did- and I turned to my camera man. I still remember his name. Ricky Sean said ricky. If he hits me keep rolling and then I he said he goes
the limit further back in his car, and I said
all too easily. Don't you
We want more time.
And I could see the whites of his eyes through these sunglasses that were is dark is fifty. I go only shit, I'm in trouble me
He turns and then gives me this look side. I go out god now. I know it's like to be.
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he gets into his porsche peels off peter
king is working for new york newsday, he runs out because what happened? What happened
I told him the story and he goes ok, that's awesome and then,
I think peter wrote about it didn't get the interview, but I truly
elsie was good it. He was gonna. Take me
That day there was a time we interviewed elsie and hank had to tell him like hey. You have to hold the microphone closer to her mouth when you talk and
LT gave that same. Looked ahead like I will kill. You hang yeah enough yeah, I love yeah. He was original shut, the fuck up, hank ire
curious know, though, when you're doing an interview- and you feel like you're gas- is getting into gotcha territory on their own.
not that you're setting about, but you
feel there saying something: an inflammatory something better,
probably regret saying after the interviews over
You try to rescue them, do try to
Allow them like follow up and try to add liberal nuance. What they say are you
As far as your concerns, like you said, it legislates, keep discussion.
when I start to do my job and and an end, it's a fair
question to ask, but my job is still content and the people
listening or tuning in, but there
times when you we
tracy morgan on
promoting a new special when we were in ireland and
we'll feral was there and their friends and Tracy was just talking about
You know his house in
his daughter wants to be a marine biologist and I got a pool and I
it's got sharks in and then using.
do not want to know what I've been feed. My sharks
do you want to know what I'd be my sharks? I wouldn't water.
Regions, and I go.
Oh, you can't say that
yeah. They gave me the yeah that gave me the joke and I'm goin
he just said and in a way and then I went. Oh, my god am. I gonna get crushed for letting him say that. But
I tried to get him to back it, but he's a comedian, so it it was. It was out there. It was done and sometimes there's a point of no return where you go there next time.
yeah. They move on comedians do get a different set of rules yeah. We we try not to do gotcha as well on this show just cause. We want people to have fun. We also play this fun game called we read a headline. If you
play that with us are its homage to read a headline than you comment.
the hideaway by the way? I don't know if you saw this, I don't know if it, though the clip went viral as the kids like to say, but will fare
He had his prosthetic testicles from step brothers than he.
he had sought Jonesy riley's drawn kit. He brought them
I to dublin and
Adam in a box.
ten thousand dollars. It took to make these prosthetic testicles and lifelike, so
pull it out of the box
and I show it on the air and
fact that will travel to dublin with these. In
bag is back in his bag and I thought
added. Now I didn't know if I could show those on the air, but I thought-
you're not gonna take a chance just in case you get I'd rather beg for forgiveness there than ask for permission, but I did
real I like their. Those were
lifelike testicles that he had been
a box in it. That just says
Sickles from step brother
where did you get yell that
No one said anything: yeah, ok, no one, but I dont know if you
I don't know what you can show, and I mean the body is a beautiful thing, so I just thought of arles. Yet balls are not here to the male bodies. Hideous really is. I got me less wiser gross when you think I can't believe women allow us to like climb on top of them, since it is bad,
like when you think about it, yeah it's gross but
women always say, don't send me, you know addict pic. I mean they ll say to me. I did that
want to see that the world is there's a there's. A great
if guys on the internet
love the interview.
Who just send unsolicited dick pixelate porn slaughters, been
this gonna work
she'll, see my cock and be like yeah it's on. Let's go! I want to date. I know what to do with that, and I know where that goes yeah, but you could get a true assessment, though of yourselves, you are going to ask a porn star, yeah yeah. I don't want to get rated. Definitely CJ they're just thumbs down it and just be like alright. So we we really headline.
New comment on it.
line is dan, Patrick unloads, on Joe Biden for not caring about? U S, citizens. What do I do it? While you me? What would you say that? Oh
Is that the lieutenant-
the urban accident attacks. It is a sad and patrick unloads, no binding for not care about. You is that the game is very simple. We read a headline noble, but I get blood.
For a lot of the thing is in a text that is said somebody said
What are you have against the elderly of a friend of mine?
I went to dinner and he stopped my.
because what you have against the elderly lego
what are you talking about just now,
this was during the pandemic. That I think,
This damn patrick in texas, said you know,
old people die, and indeed
sickly if they die. So what and then I got blame for that. There are some of the things that he said. We don't
We don't know line politically
and so he had some said some things to say that I have had to apologise. If poor, you should start just publicly walking back things that he says just reverse head lining up. It's like did patrick takes back everything. He session has said that support him in a box. I like it. When you would you have against the elderly, nothing. You said they die iced. I didn't I terrorism that radio that's a fact in. Do elderly people die, they do
but I do care when they die. That's the difference in russia. He was basically saying ay.
Out with the old in with the new. The area is in,
probably a little bit easier now that you don't show up as like the first verified check mark on twitter when you search
Dan Patrick onto a good, because of because
the blue check box going everywhere. Now
but I would imagine that you for five years ago, every time
would say something people just flock your page. Like yes, go on a cat
ass. Being a father sebastian,
I mean I'm in the shit out of a four year old, two year old and three month old, so scale
at all times here and we had four,
Under seven jack, that's crazy,
that's insane. I don't know. I was working second shift at E S, p, n, for at the time that lenders at the fours and insane, for I mean not three feels insane for I feel like you become. You know like when someone gets like a couple of cats and they're. Just a cat person when you get to four or five kids you're, just a kid person like that's all, you do well how many cats
you become a cat purse. Three,
these three three. You got two cats cause you get the first cat kind of weird than he,
second cat cause your cat needs a friend and then
Get a third cat and all bets are off
There also aspects you can be a cat person if you have two cats in the majority or furniture is, is you bought for your cats?
You know there are people where you walk in there's like everything like a walk way. They pose a problem when he is an end, as is the cap herself
I. I know somebody in the family tree. They at last count had twenty two cats.
My god, that's disturbing! That's crazy! Archway! You asked me about my kids. I want to ask you a real question about balancing you know being a day.
add and doing your job with their moments. He looked back in here like man. Maybe I shouldn't worked so hard cause. I I struggle with that.
Oh absolutely, I was selfish absolute air,
I thought I had to be possessed
back then was really really competitive. It mean yet
and bodily. Yet Chris Myers chris valor might rico oberman myself craig kill born there.
All in there and at the time are buddy was due in sports and it was really
really competitive and I thought tat I I can never turn
meanwhile at some point we're doing six days a week of sport centre and
you're in there at three in the afternoon and then you're out at midnight. So I would
the kids would be
now the house I'd wake up. I go to work
come home baby in bed so
like five days, I didn't see them right.
so didn't raise them. My wife did but
the times when you're like you're, trying to
cram. Everything together in one afternoon, we're gonna make up for being. The shitty is dad
and I'm gonna? Do it like three hours what he wanted
kid there like nothing. They know it all
to itself. I I've I've found
good balance in that the fact that, like when I'm home, I'm home, you mean like in it it's like stuff, like
sundays we work from now.
Until till two, a m
sunday mornings, like you know, until I have to leave for works like let's do stuff, let's be together and do that stuff. But yet I definitely like think
it alot being like. Madam.
making a mistake, but how many daughter
I one daughter she's, my favorite, yes,
Yeah, there's only wrong with having a favor
yeah. No, I I don't buy it when people say they don't have a favorite. It's like that, just not, and now the
rankings, it's like the aid,
people
and now we can we
I guess you know we get the voting going on. It depends on, however, has been doing so. It definitely changes but yeah
there's always a favorite. At a certain point,.
But your daughter, it's it's these
These are. These are tricky relationships, make sure you do
things that are just for her sometimes deuce, step with the boys, but I've
I found that being a really good listener opens that pathway. I have three daughters and, in a word,
constant contact, texting whatever it is.
and then my oldest. It is boy but
your daughter's is tricky because I promise,
I this in ten years from now I'll run
two new go I'll be damned man. My
water remembers this in there.
In this, and not that your boys won't, but
daughter is going to see you with your wife.
and remember how you are with her if you're in the key
you're holding her hand your dancing with your laughing, with your your
whatever it is girls, they pick up,
and they do not forget, so
always remember there watching and there
snake for good or bad.
So she's gonna be a degenerate horse better. We got bad about a scratch check that one off
it's good advice. It's good advice,
Silly boys are dumb, which they are were. Boys were dumb
have you watched boys on a playground yeah, they just do stupid shit. That is, bang each other and you know run around and being goofy
fema, girls are calculated, yeah they're out, there already got clicks and you know they're a backstabbing and you know their stuff going on. This is very simple. You just play till you get hurt yeah and then you're like I can't play I was at. I was at the park the other day and there was a kid just with a huge wiffle ball bat just walking around just smashing kids in like the face in the back
Who is this kid like, but guess what
laughing who cares his boys
it's the utmost
that are you done with three? Yes, yes, three as three is it threes threes dramatic
Well, you're going to have another one now: biogas gotta hear me say that so many to its very quickly
What do you mean when you said three's too many like to say that daddy was having fun, it's called content or submit. It was just a beer, though just a bit. If you have four, I have to assume that you're just you're, okay with him,
faction at all times? Nothing is gonna, be going fully according to plan its just like
as long as the important stuff gets checked. Often, then we're good yes,
take a headcount.
the end of the day. If it comes up for then you ve done your job and you can't. You can't be
the fascinating part of it, though, because you do not
like you go with every day on script: oh yeah! It is
to strip the and then it's up to you to if you change the script edit, the script,
let it play out and sometimes it's fiction- sometimes it's nonfiction, but its awesome there every day is different.
Venture so who's your favorite dennett? Oh, it's gotta be polly.
I'm going to say marvin, oh yeah.
Well he's right here, he's always really right there.
If he wasn't here I'd, say Seton
oh yeah,
It seems kind of what yeah he's kind of a wild card. The guy that you know might not give you cause Paul. He does you know he's he's like a labrador ill. Give you the love.
she don't get me shit signal. Keep me honest signal. Keep me
money at the bar there.
probably I probably say him. Also
polly will just try to get you to go to vermont like every weekend
we're right, island, where real and in this I can only how many times Paul tax to be enlightened plot of land in vermont like it, I'm not, but it does look awesome in december to be all he has. The best set up is the best I will say: trichet is one.
fascinating people who do this.
There's nobody like Todd fritz in in doing this
he books, our guest buddies.
Fascinating person.
It's some good and some bad, but
There is nobody like him again. There's a kramer from seinfeld feel to meet you just truly is a unique character. You can't make it up.
He wants to be a stand up comedian, but he doesn't want you to
help him be a stent. He I said
It sandler in spain to write some stuff for you
and he'd rather bomb with his own stuff are respected and then take
sandler dave spade
and be successful. Hopefully it's not too much like kramer with a stand up material yeah, that's a bad look for your show, and ah
he said he doesn't go blue when he's up there,
He liked what you and fritz he get, but heads that someone favorite moments from your show, because it is
It is a very defiant and its
fond a watch. It
can be.
my wife says. You don't hear yourself.
And I said I do I do, but but I can learn
back in kind of cringe because I
get angry, sometimes with him. I told
I said. Look I love you, but I don't always like you. That's good
in saying no, and he knows that, but but
he is truly a unique, unique care
every single day at something different fastening. So
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Adam sandler right the forward fort
did he actually write it? Did you did you like cinnamon?
that he right back to your did. He have his friend right it for you.
no, he said, and I ask him in person, and I
said. Will you write the forward? He said? Well? What would we
what am I right? I said whatever you feel, and he said you know, I'm a judgment. I said right about the jet
and he did it's all about the jets and how he grew up hating.
Tom Brady and so just gave me what
I thought I said: don't have to be about anything, just write. It I dont care and he's
ok, because I don't know what a forward is but I'll write it and
that's. A lie seems like just a guy.
Dude. I read a story about him. This was an uncut james is coming out
and he is good to,
I yeah! Yes, yes and he was awesome when he was on the show, like I felt like I was his best friend after forty five minutes with him, but he
when that movie came out. There was,
articles. Somebody wrote about him. That was just interviewing all of his friends. Like everybody, that's known the guy, and they also
on the table, say like he is the best person in the world, maybe so
you is yeah a close personal frontiers, yea
become that way. But you always put me
twenty movies, I'm always so
that's twenty years that year
you see him. You want a movie.
even on the said, for maybe you know for five days.
But he invited me to his daughters, bar mitzvah and gonna. With he's been two things
well functions of mine and dinner, and ah
sure in with him, you're in forever, once
each year in the family cause. I remember doing a movie and and rob schneider goes
one sure in your in
san will use when everyone to any has like us had twenty twenty movies in iraq.
the cameo for me and allow
at times he would write a cameo just so I would go to the movies set, so we could play basketball, somebody
to be able to play basketball with,
and I don't care. I know, I'm not.
Stay there for a long period of time. You decide to go there and member europe
I have some fun place him hoops. That's it
loser, but has actually performers that you ve, given what.
I think it was the movie just go with it with jennifer agnes
a new coal kidman indeed Matthews, where I play a nightclub owner and
they do it this competitive dance
and I just get to add-
been say whatever I at one point. I called this large woman, big country, and I didn't know
sandman would, let me keep it in, but he was like danny just ad lib
to have found it day, Matthews
is in the scene as well but honest,
encouragement of his funny when they, but when each realised that I had no idea what I was doing, his kidman is she's real.
She's, that's says that is actress
he's all actors and austin
a kind of fun and goofy, but really
timing was wonderful, but
was a time when I, the scripts, says yeah you come on and then you ad lib
and get the contest going like came on
and then I introduce people and I stopped and sailors out in the yard, with the
and he yells out in front of everybody. Danny
got a fucking in you.
See an astounding kidman are staring at me like only shit
So sandman comes up on stage. I said Lord man, don't let them fit.
not that I don't know what I'm doing until later. Ok and any goes its
to his credit. He says
out loud danny, it's my fault,
that's my fault. I should have written down like oh yeah yeah.
You can check out I'm going holy shit. So
an caps and you're the sports guy right I go yeah, she is so you're. Not
actor I said well, I'm a performer in Nicole kidman
One had nothing to do with me
tat. There was anything to do with me, but I went to this room where you gonna sit in between scenes, and I thought
I ever get stuck with. You know.
Kidman? I gotta have something to talk to you about,
my daughter goes.
I'm born on the same day as her daughter is
Got it
I'm in this room with sailors. Bulldog, just me were watching tv.
kidman walks in and it's its one knows where you walk in the room and then you can't turn around right away. Then it looks like you didn't want it.
Going to talk to this person so sheep
Door opens and I looked back and then she looks over and she's like.
So she goes and sits on the couch wants it.
We're in the same seen, there's no dialogue, a plan with sailors, bulldog.
And then all of a sudden I go on.
My daughter's born on the same day as your daughter,
she said, oh great,
she got up and left.
Well. Her husband shows up he's urban and
talk in my ear off-
so she's looking at her like Keith, it was talking
the titans, what do I think of the tennessee type
couldn't have been more involved in sport, but she's now
looking at like
I don't know who you are, but my
has been knows me, but
call an eye. It was
magic yeah
I get uncomfortable when she comes on screen. Introducing me to an agency theatre she's like magic of cinema, we're
Feeling bad can feel so good. My please or talks
I'm intimidated by it bothers me when I see her on screen brings back bad memories, design, thinking tat. He
really cheesy, very serious actor and
those people usually aren't welcomed on sandler movie sense. The ancillary cyril s in brooklyn decker was in the end that movie as well a lover s, big fat,
huge lot of fun, a lot of fun? Alright, so
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so we're out of your good yeah around gotta play sear, though, for you we also gonna. Take you. Maybe we do a trip to wing nuts. We found the best wings in the world and buffalo literally
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oh maybe I should go to buffalo for some be like yeah, I'm going to go, because I want to try these wings, the wing nuts
so that it has also you moved out of the city. Yeah no longer new york
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Well, before basketball corps in our new office, so you're have come home with us.
well, we invited you guys here for asking and
Nobody showed, I don't think I think you fired mc love and like right after that, so I feel like that's what
I would all bring make love and back
the guy who lay with them. I suppose, every saturday morning I
I know his game,
Marvin can play marvin. Marvin knows what he's doing
love is that it is in all time- and I do love him. I citizen enduring way
all the
sure, shoots a shot and says offer short address a switch. It drives. You didn't insane.
That short and then it is a perfect swish.
played a little bit it the dartmouth, the added university tat. Ever once again, it's a robot gimme. The spiciest, your spices, nfl, take
going into the season.
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MIKE white.
will win more games for the dolphins than to a tongue of ilo. Now, that's me. I hope to listen to this, that I hope, because you out you're on a less thou you an avatar and short on, I'm a member of a shoe it on you are now. I say that he looks thick or they looks like a stripper at onyx. You you're you're you're, in trouble. For this take,
no I'm rooting for here does get you know what of poverty
that back, ok, there were girls, arms mighty comes out of ok, I like it. I like any, comes out a retirement play for the jets yahoo.
Great want. That's look like leaving gimme your gimme, your hot, take your dis. You can do it real quick,
Jack prescott retires from throwing too many interceptions
that requires this. The end this year he throws
so many interceptions in the first month, cc's like I can't I'm so bad at football, I'm retired.
You're, gonna, be honest list an arm and a leg. Metals marty on denies doing. I'm already on deck actors worries. Don't you worry lest we bent on that list, I think
Philip rivers is gonna, come back.
The almost came back last you did. Did you hear that, with cash in hand?
He should of said that, because now go on thinking about how awesome that would have been a fillip rivers play the super,
We have been a great store timed. I'm I'm! My arm is stronger than philip room, yeah yeah added strength,
actually think this is the year for cousins.
I then he wins one may be to play off games I back in autumn. I
like a pendulum with Kirk.
we are now I've, I feel like I've, undervalued, em and under pressure
for so long.
and I saw him on that, show quarterback and he just the nicest person the world were now I
I feel bad rooting against him. So now, back in the side are
Ok with the mustache
the thing, I think it's just the preseason. We think it's like him having fun with the boys in the locker room they're like look look what I did to my mustache. Isn't that crazy and he's going to clean copper lead one yeah. It was just a prank,
strike me as somebody like: hey, isn't this a wild shirt I have on, and you know, it'll be like a plaid shirt that leave it to beaver war in a way that is wild kirk. I can think I think that show did soften people's like crit,
system of him because they like many just
god sees in every that day, normal guy. But if
feels like no matter what he does it. They want,
thirteen games last year-
but which are not ever going round efforts. Never never good. Guy, now, good, never good enough with turkey cos
yeah I just I. I developed a kind of a hate
form because he was always good enough on the redskins at the time to to be
better than average. Give you hope
not good enough to fulfil. That hope that you got
but then I realized I was more about me.
what about him?
he was also just really good at getting paid
probably him and chase Daniel the best quarter,
getting paid he's timed everything out perfectly when it comes to light the franchise stag. He got that twice
got guaranteed. Money got more guaranteed money. Now is
yet more guaranteed money after this.
and so I mean what
or do I get me Madame vine,
if your magic, her cousins, you're really matter yourself. He met at the system.
Why didn't they go for trail, ants.
With my mother slowly paperless thanks. Look his desk and retired ass. The needs yeah, that's right here for the other three lances and better than cooper rush
I
I am,
Well, I guess it's a project. I guess they're trying to do. I don't know and can,
Be a busted twenty three. Yes one hundred percent billy football,
This was class of twenty three right. We we knew by then.
We might in own sooner than that, south korea was right. Like twenty three was yes, you can.
I guess I guess three, it's not the age its. Can you be a bust without playing cause? He has played yelled
That would be the better question, I think, probably
he's polly can't he gets. It
other shot to be officially a bust? But if you're twenty three
if, if he was taken
third overall, but you didn't trade all those first round picked for different. Definitely death is it. Is he
yeah cause some guys
My god, rumour Achille smooth played for the bangles. He went number two overall.
Nobody ever brings him up as a boss, but though bring up rhine leave just because peyton manning is one
This quarterbacks backs of all time, sometimes like gregg, odin and governed rant, miss schmidt and patch me homes, layouts.
Where, where you get, who you get drafted around, definitely affects how people think of you for better or worse.
well thanks for thinking of me said
but you guys say good by the oda,
not a word just this intermission is have all interventions on gas we another hour hub.
tear him. Are you guys allowed to drink on here, get technically
but we learn pretty early on that, that being drunk while podcasting, not that funny. It's it's
it's one of those things that if you do the drunk thing like through
four times a year or sometimes will do episodes part my bake, where we'll get really really high. That's funny, but if you do it all the time, people
why dont? Really when I listen to the drunk guy, so we
it's it's sparingly.
hung over episodes are. Sometimes our best efforts, that's true, but he can't do those every time yet because nobody, what no one
to listen to a drunk person at seven, a m whether on a train on the way to work.
well we were thinking about drinking when we were in ireland and I think it is too
the afternoon till five in the afternoon was our door time slot and I'm I thought I dont,
we're gonna be any good right
funny with your friends you, those undertaken marvin doesnt drink but
and I are experienced and polly's kind of snaky, but I,
It makes you wonder how funny you
I think you are
when you are drunk too then go, but I
checked my audience to something like that. Where were you know doing shots
and having guinness yeah, not as far as you think I think is the answer
Naturally, stop drinking because
He saw a video of himself when he was drunk, and
and that sobered him up that he didn't. He never had a drink after this self awareness, yes yeah, I probably would've been fun to do at one time in ireland you know yeah yeah, well,
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where, before you fire fast, we did have an assignment for our darling jake
and that was to watch the
you of Larry sinclair sleep
The men who claims we had sex with perak bomber, who went on
her karlsson, this star
If you miss the episode jason, what
had a twitter space title.
Does it matter. If Obama's gay, we may Jake joined the twitter space and send us the
These are the pressing issues so,
follow up jake.
Yeah, you have your powerpoint ready. Yes, I do
Ok, everybody lost ground. You use. Europeans can follow along how closely to half a million. Fifty thousand. Ok, let's get some subscriptions god
closer old leaves looking mean great. Now, seventeen thousand
Seventeen thousand your way off. Thank apologize, charmeuse, ok, jake! Let's do it
Let's get give it to us. Yes welcome to sucks.
Oh drugs obama, Larry, sinclair, store. Now Jake did you watch the whole video? Yes, ok, how long was it was forty one man where think
was not the facts for personal opinion at the broadcast. It was ridiculous I'll, say it
What no use gay you shouldn't be opinionated on this right. Why asked what I
May I present test what
to see until the last slide
Is it all three facts or create wealth? Facts occur.
oh yeah, sort, insularity and click. Ok, I d,
tucker set is awesome.
It looks very like today. It's a green screen or real. I think it's in maine he looks like a ron, swanson hosting a show. I think he built that table himself staring at the creek a lot yeah in the back, okay,
we get started set the stage.
what is going on. Isn't this a sports broadcasts if you're joining us for the first time
it is, but you guys asked me to do this. Yes, why this
like you just no idea.
I was actually very confused on what was going on, so that is, it feels like set the stage. Jake is basically,
just being like for any future employer, look at the first slide
I would of course like to hear how can I because I do you guys say unless it's the round. That would be great. If jake went on Tucker the tell all of port might take.
They made limited and they made me a hotdog. In an hour. I had to dress up like a woman, and they made me search the depths of hell to see if Obama's gay, yeah,
So who is Larry sinclair encounter morocco moment? Oh wait, wait allegedly!
allegedly majorities and allegedly lively.
allegedly use cocaine with him. Yet
curly lives in mexico, huh! Ok, I was
in the stage rather met, so he was
Chicago is legit alleged
which is of almost home state of illinois. Ninety ninety nine for his god, sons, graduation, Larry,
That's already feels bullshit that he was here. No,
oh god, sons. Graduation. I have also said pretty much my god son
It's it's fallen. I don't believe that literally should have been the end of the interview like what do you mean pretty much in he said pretty much er, basically yeah this guy. I don't know that much about god's sons, but I'm sure that there's a hard and fast line as to whether or not somebody is your actual godson. You can take as a god brother isn't like he does. He has a god brother if he, if he have a godson, that means that if something happens had parents, then you have to take
after that shot her eyes correct? So there's no pretty much, there's no pretty much or if you were in fact their godparent, then the real parents be very upset to hear you say this feels already bullshit
though Larry hired a limo service.
The driver is pretty much gods ass, graduation just for himself to go out and explore chicago. Yes do eyes! Multiple! I mean, while he's? U? Ireland, also why we're getting a cab, so you higher level service the driver pulled up at a bar and then
got out of the limo. Is there? Was this guy introduced to him by the limo drivers? Brok obama, so that's that's interesting, as obama at the time was.
state senator,
which, by the way, he only got that position because dick had decided not to run against them, which sticker regrets this day
so he's like mark wahlberg, so this guy, this guy in the limo, was like
Oh, you want to see you want to meet people into cargo. Let me take you to bar and introduce
You two state senator
guess so that this is their first interaction, got it
there is a whole round. Jake you make this evening. I look up as the cooking use. I think that's actually jake in the thumb nail dune, cobra, so they're having a bar and sinclair measure as off cocaine makes you pay a lot.
But I didn't know you did it. Oh, you did asset
you did ass. I have done with bits now.
I turned the corner. You ask
I question I did
we went to the bathroom.
in all. Yes, yes, actually to detroit yeah. I might have said, while this bathroom like looks like a pervert place,
the bay than yes and then jake's it. What is cocaine, making dual its appeal on our guard?
so that's it
obama, allegedly you could do something to wake up
then obama immediately, you know then left the biggest lies story of all that then left the bar to get cocaine. Obama secured it claire, put a line on a cd try to snort in the limo and obama pulled out a pipe to smoke out a flurry said: some people smoke, some people snort, so obama started to crack in front of him
and this is again, this is a state senator.
Any meets a random strangers. Ass man, I'm tired, and then he just like
I got a guy that, let's be fair, sinclair pulled up in a limousine okay. So it's not like this was some nobody that was flying in obama's, probably like. Oh, this guy's legit yeah, so they secured the drugs. Now we move on
sex part owing clouds are blue. Will sex happened, grandma, enclosed rubbing his hat on obama's thought. You see where I was going and he went in
correction that Larry intended to go sinclair associate.
warmth: oral sex on obama in limbo and he said
definitely wasn't. Brock's first thought that much about how would you know
sir. He was really good at getting had very comfortable with us. I will embrace debate what it is
Would you say that Obama's miss gave you just got a blow job.
hmm well yeah. If you just stayed like that, if you close your eyes yeah, maybe the six year old is actually a hot chick yeah, okay, alright! So this is what happened on their first night. The next day we looks photoshopped, that is,
okay yeah, I just googled sinclair obama, so blatantly photoshopped yeah, oh my god. Apparently obama showed up at sinclair's hotel room the next day with no warning because he wanted to run it back so back to back. To quote are not going to believe this. I blew this guy twice. Sinclair said that through his friends when he saw obama in two thousand and four when he was watching the democratic convention like watching football or like hey, bubba, blah Pft, you're, not going to believe,
yeah reputation, yeah good point, yeah,
what happened next day.
Carlos you can be
Nicole if you want, but he actually was a very good journalists here here
What was obama like on crack?
gay and bath and clothes, said com almost euphoric, pretty controlled and talking, but not really
exit out exactly description of a bomb in general, but that doesn't they then said talking like connollys presidency. It had dakota, ok,
yeah. Then that's not what a personal crack looks like we're. Yeah yeah is like
sinclair's like yet boobs
so like saint clair, apparently put this whole. What you said on talker was permanently on youtube in two thousand and eight youtube,
it's down any claims that youtube
gave away his account and is microsoft email to wear
that microsoft gateway access to his email and vacation,
replies were busy telling people that he was quote busy, giving blow jobs and I'll get back to you when he's done, because that was the auto reply. So it's kind of like a ps five and I said: ok, microsoft gave access to his email and vacation or pleasure busy saying I'm busy.
Blowjobs I'll get definitely sounds like something on my ass off would do yeah.
she's a rain or I saw, was take his email and an joke on ticket. I did do some research into this on my own when this, when I found out that this guy was gonna, be on Tucker,
he said this actually for the first time, two dozen four thousand
doesn't bores way said. He looks like a big speech at the
Why should he resolving the polygraph test? He also he's been convicted, a couple of or joint we'll get to that guy right, but but
He did make these statements like in two thousand for a while. He claims that microsoft, giveaways account and people were
Thank you be funny. If there's a guy that looked exactly like obama, who was gay and probably
had sex without Alec, five hundred guys Kosovo's, so there's a bunch of guys across amerika. The thing tat they had such obama
That would be great wrinkled. Now the drama
Furthermore, all deserve a verdict. I dont believe him. Ok,
why well as pft mentioned he has he's been imprisoned in three different states.
A specialty crimes involving the sea
it's a game you're the only real liar. The record also indicates one of his prison sentences. Jail sentences were sixteen years and theres many more details whose criminal break cumbersome, knocking waste. Your time
alex teen years
forgery seems like you are forging something pretty important tasks we have had our boss. They porno also times it on this topic earlier today on twitter and he's on my site does agree with anything you
yeah, he said I met Larry sinclair on us through my tucker thing a couple weeks ago, our trust and Adele. Before a trusted raining large sinclair said Tom
the bottom may be the least trustworthy human I've ever laid eyes on I'd, say: history has o point zero percent. True the font. There is definitely a letter o and then the number zero, which is insane. Maybe that's a good way of like if lyrics
ever tried to sue davies like will that wasn't
what I want everything almost out and vowed number at smart,
yeah. This is about to say, don't believe will take you. I know you like, I do believe the guy
and the end well
So I'm never doing this again unless big cat pft asked yeah. No, I was going to say this: is this story is not over? I'm sure jason whitlock might have even a twitter space tonight. If anybody out there has had sex with Barack obama, please email, p m t important
empty in turn, a parcel sports dotcom jake will investigate you're claims thoroughly. Yes, so there you have it
actually Jacob somebody actually claims that they had such with obama. You have to interview them tat. We,
you should do a special report with Larry Sinclair. Ok, so there you have it that's!
that helps god. No, not really
No, no, not your fault yeah! I just have a liar, went on tv and said at the store. I spent some time altogether. It helped in the fact that it confirmed that I did
such did help. I don't watch the video now yeah. I was run through ex me, too
serving. Ah sir, something you gotta disclose before the report. While I'm saying now we're late,
party. I'm on your side, I think he's out. I think obama was hanging out of our liberal bottled up any was like love, but let us be clear,
I want you gimme some hat
some to wake up any took em right out of the bar,
but what if he was like anything to wake up in an allowance plus cock out aragon go.
finish up the show we get for Paul this weekend. Firefox the weak cake,
Ah, yes, we are talking about my bachelor party last week in nashville,
took a lot out of me. I was in a fight in fighting through this week very busy weak
come along days
yesterday was in the office. Late
going through advisers finished and wanton dawn was streaming trying to get to
hundred case of cars on youtube.
don weirdest shoot me?
one of other situations. I kind of
I forgot. We are on a live stream, but just wasn't you know my brain certainly was not. I was I was wiped. I was about to go home and I hopped in for a minute we started
walk
and he told me that counts
bulls are actually the same size.
species, and that blew my mind
and then I wonder, rosamond internet for being really stupid, shit, yeah sector,
the ball is the male version of the cow. Yet I didn't know that
you know that are thank you. Damn vaguely, without taking the desert idiots
many times have you seen bulls and cows hanging out a lot
Where I lived in taxes for like ten years,
aren't. I guess again it was. It was
was dumb. It was a mistake and mistake. Understanding
not just what I was alive and now a thousand mistake.
and I saw myself up again and also of diarrhoea- wait till hake funds about research and chickens yelled out
example use now when I knew oh hen,
to my name: her nice, ok, you're, not a world educated, smart person. Now
world around the world or to have personally search for your words, some new everyday. I'm sure-
people listening that are they wait.
in two thousand and fourteen year old. I don't think so.
No, I'm sorry. I thought there was male and female cows. That's on me.
You knew that
No, I did not know that. I think this is a group think
that it's easy there
talk shit after the fact, but I think that that's a fun fact.
that I didn't, I didn't know that
oh very, like aggressive cows, are the exact nobody. Then whither guys know all large. Nobody was say. Yes, are you not far enough? It will take us. I take it back. Ok
Firefox it all. Ok take stricken from the record which favour
yeah. Alright, my fire fest is I. I also had a good time last week and I I hopped out-
Acta, how far we can go? It's beautiful out there are simply
want to go back next year, maybe for the golf tournament, but on my way out there it was. I was on vacation. It was friday afternoon so as the weekend and I started,
make up a cocktails
and one cocktail ternata to turn a three turned for turn. Five on the plan,
and I was a flight
I wasn't that longest. Maybe three,
powers something, but I was I was going through my can drink on a plane. That's where I got
I'm in my god moment on a plane. I get to suck him down like Larry Sinclair
and so I had a bunch of cocktails and
I proceed brag on twitter. I was like not brag, but I think I just said
world record, for the amount of cocktail strike on the plane, and then I go
off the plane, get onto my connecting flights to go out to tahoe.
And I realized tat. I left my wallet on the plane
as I'm in the air on my way,
tahoe. So I had to go to a place with casinos.
with no idea in my pocket. Dont still
and have my wallet with me: don't have my debit card
dont have any. My ideas, don't have anything like that.
I'm I'm waiting to get it shipped back from the airline.
still has arrived and then I'm getting on another plain tomorrow to fly and so yeah.
Then without a been sands, while for, unless we do have a passport, though I do have a passport so be able.
You for reminding me any to pack that tonight. Yes, I dont think that the let me fly to the south carolina for papa concert at: u s sluggard plug god, but
just been without a widening of invaded like which is a bad thing for us to plug god forbid I promote now we just bullied or our selves, indonesia. Let us never forget anything, we're do that, but I am going to be at boge angles, playing with pop pop on Friday night at nine p m, theirs
ask them to shuttle that take people out there
Come see, as I won't have my wallet though so they be serving food during the set-
the question. I would imagine that tibet have food. Its voting is, after all, a just like their baby boy, walking in like just gonna get like a number three. I don't know I upon plan. I hope it's like that debt viral video of the park ban playing in geneva will set us like rocks. Is fuckin go duties it s. Work can be done,
just for anyone who has gone out there have a great time I've. You feel tired at all pierre to let you suck his dick. I will
as a snack. That's that's a fact. You guys in the back of the kids corner, I've got sucked dollar. So if you just give me one gotta do is jan. If you give me my suck dollar
desire. Allow disloyalty alternate limo if you
lemme. You have to have a pretty much godson. Yet
My father is a pre fire fast. I
poles. All the way back- and I am
realizing like how much my mood in happiness goes along with my teams, because I do think the badgers or might be in trouble going to washing state on Saturday night, and then the bears package already talked about how significant this
I was both I've had that thought. My head, like oh yeah, you're, a loser. You like you, have a great life. You of great.
all these things, but yet you still let the outcome of a football game affect how you are going to feel
Entire week
and I had that epiphany this morning and I m going to do about It- never go up there
if I go into its good, be sad boy season, never given almond come sunday in Monday, so yeah yeah! It's it's a brief
press just more like maybe
I should try to figure out a way to emotionally be able to handle things better, but I don't think that imagine how bad the show would be if we emotionally handled things well now aware it would be horrible yeah. I can imagine hank just being able to be like. Oh well, patriots aren't very good this season, whatever
I'll! Just bet on the cowboys. It would make a show awful if he did that hyper. Then it'd be like when the heat and the panthers lost, then in the finals for jake yeah and he was like yeah. We don't want to be the bears the packers I'm like. Well, I liked a lot of things that we saw yeah. The thing like I know, I'm a loser for not being a diehard fan, but I can walk in on sunday with you guys, no one, no matter what it's going to be a great day.
I see the sad. I truly feel that no, but you know what like max, lose the super bowl. He comes on the show and he just he's got the thousand yard stare looked like he got a ladder or lobotomies,
takes our. How did here?
I would remind you, is a great example max you. The perfect example for sad sports, vandam, ok,
it finishes off the other day-
I was among the office. I was taken the boss here, the city. I was running to catch the boss and I stress my
I know tat, I play ways and in her and you don't want, can you get the aid?
a apartment. Back honestly, I mean
might need a look. I'm fine, walking us running sometimes at her witnesses me freddy,
Sometimes we offer you running to catch the boss and playing tennis and pickled. Ok, so then stop playing tennis impeccable wilson.
Also, if I get a injury, that's like I can't run. Oh no,
Nothing in my life have changed like unfortunate care on the five tat, but I'm still going to show up and support
cause. How do you know you might be? You might be a good bye said my pay by the way
If that's going to be a great p m t v, so max is going to run the five k on Saturday. Maybe I could still run it under the
Three minutes and it gets five grand for me in five grand over four fifty, don't it
pause, does not, as are you running it. I gonna help from the air.
Although I gotta go to tuscaloosa and sprain your leg, you you just don't run. If I know
No one would ask why don't we,
whatever.
Now, we don't know running.
I actually do. I actually think you max with every person who runs dog's life, the ironing very I'm going.
it just means you're to just be as pacer, okay, I'll I'll run with me. Yeah run with max just go though, like just do the pacing. That would actually be very funny for the video,
If you have the pace and you'd you keep me, I got it.
go to sleep. I guess I've got yeah, dude thirty, three!
minutes like you can walk some of that. I'm gonna, I'm gonna walk
Aren't you walk a lot of positive. Three only can walk. Probably three minutes. Yeah
If you do, if you walk fast, you could do this a light light. Jog should be able to do it. I can't even I can't jog that long, okay have you trained at now. I've I also have strep, I think I might have
what did max you can't get a sick at the start of a boss. Everyone subscribe the pardon much too. We won't released the max running video until we get to five hundred thousand.
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