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football is back again. Hank it's Tuesday, Tuesday, yeah September third, show Yup. Football is back in the SEC is dead, SEC is pretty much dead, so I think that they have to look at getting rid of either Tennessee or Ms. Do at this point yep you should become a member. If you lose a week, one game against it and here opponent you should just become whatever a member of whatever conference that their front. I don't hate that at all. I also relegation relegation in the EPL but Tennessee. Let's start with Tennessee whole boy was that fun to watch, because now, if your Tennessee fan you probably going to want to skip hit that thirty second fast forward, watching Tennessee fans just sitting there in I believe there's something about that week, one when you schedule these these smaller schools, you pay them to come into your stadium, and then they put a whooping on you

antenna see you should have known when the boat called chances are sunk in the Tennessee River. I think it is the Vol Navy yep that should have been assigned right there, that this season it wasn't going to feel like ninety eight. It was going to feel like one thousand nine hundred and eighty three when they lossed a home game to a non power five team. It was a bad omen for sure to get to get the weekend started. The flames were Tennessee, Orange and and the orange color, and that, like checkerboard design, that you see seeing somebody that's sad wearing that, like festive nice, autumnal it's a little bit different. It's like it's kinda. It gives it gives me pleasure to see somebody in pain wearing that color there's also something so distinct about college football and programs. That expect to be great and am in the hit these downturns. That are just it's like watching your a train crash you just you, can't take your eyes away from Tennessee fans being like it feels like ninety eight or Florida state fans being like. You know what

we have a what's his name, as Phil Son right all right, let's of coordinator and now we're gonNa Kendall, Briles and now we're going to be awesome and we scored thirty one points in the first half walks. We've got do conditioning test and got our kicked in the second half, but Boise State yeah. It is so they actually said that they weren't hydrate enough yeah that was Florida state's excuse is that the the boys didn't drink enough water pregame, Sir get they're gonna, get that fix. They're gonna get the turn around yeah he's he fix. When it comes to Mizzou and

it comes to Tennessee. There's no, like there's no easy answer for any of that stuff, but I mean I well Wyoming the altitude yeah. I was a little bit on and may those in zones and while there so confusing, I love him so confused with a little the little cowboy on the horse. A background that looks like he's part of a nineteen seventies discontinue cigarette ads yep. I love that mass gotta love their helmets, but when it came to Tennessee it's like that's, I think that fan base is kind of moved on from expect in till they get made Manning's like younger nephew. That's like an eighth grade, that's throwing for four thousand yards he's already until he comes to the games. I don't think that they really have an expectation. I don't know if they're truly can't bring home a national title. I don't know if it can be done. Twenty four point, favorites I'll, say it curse of Graciano yeah. All you crazy, Tennessee fan. Thank you. Thank you. Big cat led by someone. I don't know I decided to AUS Greg Schiano before you could even get the job and bring back Phil Fulmer. I just love,

and I'm sure Tennessee will be good eventually at some point in the rest of their history. But when teams. Have these downturns? You saw it with Nebraska. Nebraska is now back. I don't know if you know big comeback, yeah big time back, but we make jokes, all time with Texas and Notre Dame like, are they back? It's something about these programs that expect that they're going to learn like basically flip us flip a switch yeah. Oh yeah, it's not nineteen. Eighty five again every time I watch to see now I just can't help, but do you think this could be Graciano or this could be Jon Gruden on your side on right now and and John Gruden's entire complexion is here. We work so well with that color palette that you got there yeah, I'm just missing it or bring backlink given yeah. Why not yeah? I the staff. You actually before reduce that I wanted to quickly over at the Fsu game, so the Boise state quarterback, true freshman winds on the road, great second half the most

people think about him, though his brothers did you hear about this, so Hank back Myers, his name, his three, others their names Buck Tiger and Bear that's a fucking football program. Buck Tiger and bear history of your Hank No friends! No, I mean that's a great name, but I mean what socks,

if your brothers, if you had three brothers, named buck toward Hank in that situation, it's a boy named sue situation. Well, you got me where you're always fighting. You know when the actor like one names there. I hope people people in the mountain West. Yes, I was late game Tiger. They basically name their kid. Whatever the first animal, they saw out the window when they gave birth in a bath tub all animals that the Father is killed at some point, he named his son after them, under their spirit, killed some bad Hank right before Hank was born yeah some asset overtures. If your name take in your little brother's Tiger Box and bear you have to almost step out more, you have to view white, you have to be the first year, the second half. This is a man that has been searching his entire life of some accomplishment. That he's had that's been worthy of earning a nickname. So I don't know he probably needs a nickname. Now how pissed are you? The gator? Your parents did name you Tiger repair projects up yeah,

I think I mean it makes a good name. I, like the name Hank Bear Bear. Bear lock. Bear who doesn't want to hang out with their walk would pluck Lockwood a lot which is awesome, but what Lockwood sounds like a a nineteen seventies, backup, quarterback or or yeah like a the the bully from a nineteen eighties movie are just support. Socket here comes block, Lockwood Gray's, forename varsity wrestling where is lettered leather jacket down the hallway. Was twelve and to okay. Yes, he was ninety five, okay, that's just the so that big tents back as we don't thank you know. What's the worst part about the SEC, I joke, like all the s e c's, dad, the SEC is going to benefit from the fact that the bottom of the SEC is utter trash. So now Georgia and Alabama and Lsu

text saying in Florida, like the top of the SEC, is just going to kick the shit out of the bottom and there's something different about. If you, if I told you right now, you beat a team like you beat Tennessee fifty text. Seven. That seems like a better win than if you beat Ruckers fifty six percent. Oh absolutely, there's no close inside, because Tennessee is still in the back of your head. There like they were gonna, be back. They have a sweet. Ass live mascot on the sideline feels like ninety eight smokey is probably the unborn son, the unborn brother of the Hank Buck and snake and whatever the rest of her family. The other thing we had was two of the worst gambling losses you could have in the week. One I mean I can't believe it happened both them in week. One organ plus three one slash two: they were covering for fifty nine minutes and fifty one seconds and then Northwestern, which is just this, is now be become. I think we just call it a northwestern because it was a virtual replay of the Ohio State Game Day night game in Evanston like six years ago,

where the games over and it's always that's when team, if you're like twenty minus you're, just like fuck. This could happen. This could happen. Please don't please don't fumble, please don't intercept this and then boom it happens and they even had a guy that was about to recovered in the end zone. Of course, it and like you, saw coming as soon as the ball was fumbled. It's like ok, this is over. I don't even see the end of that game. We all like a little mental check sheet during College Football Saturday.

On which one of our beds are already winners, which ones are losers, yep that one was firmly in the winner's category right cat and I like it, I had yeah. I did too. I had to find out from Twitter that I lost it yep and that's the worst feeling ever and I saw the highlight everyone's upset about was like well, I know exactly which came by phone to on this one yep, so why bad beats are back college. Football is back, it's a great back, the big twelve! Yet Jaylen hurts Dude now that they got rid of Mizzou they're back that six hundred pounds Waterman every time they try to tackle him. He the people's bounce off. Can you imagine if, like for once in the program's history, I mean they've been a great program, but if they had, if Alabama had a great quarterback like John Hurt so unstoppable, there would be a that's. The one knock against him and he was lighting it up and linking Riley I'll say want that. One bad thing about like a rally got it he's very good

but his collarless shirts pissed me off yeah. They don't look. I see too much of his neck. Oh let's say it looks like a Crossfit type sure put a collar on also Rudy, also unfair 'cause. He was up against the swag master, Endanger overson, who looks so good when he made when he pops up visor off in the red really just makes everything pop and it does the cougar. He loves this one fucking love it yeah, Oklahoma. By the way, I think, if it's trying to get if they use the hand signal change to that too. Yes, we know they have the owl which might be problematic now yeah. So here's the new link album the new lane. Kiffin is just the city owl, I'm going to fist you. This is the outlook for oh. If you're watching on Barstow gold, dot com, Slash pmt, you can see what the hours do. Alice have penises, yes, small ones, all right there like little drills. Well, that's why there next can turn so can torsionally so that they can do other things. Yes by the way world birds themselves. I love Oklahoma Football.

Their defense has been so bad in the last, however, long that they had like one slash, four, where they were tackling and it was like. Oh my got. This defense is incredible. They tackled solo bar space, it's low bar, they had much do they hold Houston to visit. Like thirty warning, one points yeah that was a tackle in the first hour defensive performance for Oklahoma. I was watching the game and I was thinking like Lincoln Riley such a good head coach that if you're Oklahoma Fan, you almost have to be like a little bit afraid right now right, because how is he really going to stick around there for life? He doesn't seem like a Bob Stoops. I want to make my entire life in Norman Oklahoma. I don't know he's going. His gimmicks won't won't play in the NFL translate you have a good day for a football. That's how you, if you ever want to be a real naysayer online about the genius Lincoln Riley just respond to every breakdown of of the Oklahoma. Please be like

If you had to go up against the NFL D linemen he be in. If they have a goal, gets a real pass rush to speed, they can't run on our p, o or p he's doing p. R o is by the way. Also it Hass rush off, he's running rush option plays that nobody's ever thought about doing, which is faking a pass and then running it. Okay, which is like that's to a to a college football coach. That's like discovering cold fusion. He did a play where they did a a fake handoff and then a jail and hurts roll out. It was going to be a run and then a pass, and they didn't know the way to where the fake hand off and then a jail in herds. Roll out with a fake passes, then a run chill out linking Riley cheeses, cracked one eye, but I do think that there should be. I don't know some sort of measure in place if you're in Oklahoma Fan and you

you know that you won't be able to keep around for forever. Every fan base should be allowed to keep one head coach like locked up and just having them be head coach for life and their little college town. Yes, like Jesse, Pinkman, cooking meth in breaking bad idea at the very end. Just keep him locked up here, he's not going anywhere you, but you only get to do like once. Every fifty years I like one head coach that has to live in a shack called the bill. Snyder rule I like it, yeah cause for paws better. When you have guys that have been a on a program forever off to piss off everyone else in the state yeah and they own every cop within one hundred and fifty miles. Yes, that's what we love about college football. Only other notes I had Justin fields is awesome, so how state is going to be awesome again, Jonathan Taylor's to win the Heisman, that's not biased! Now and then Bo Nix Bo Nix, I didn't think was that great he's a freshman is true. Freshman plays on the biggest the biggest game of the weekend. Oregon versus Auburn makes the huge throw at the end, which wasn't like

it was kind of a jump ball of bone x. The thing I love about college football and specially SEC Football bonus could never play another down in his life and you'll have a street named after him somewhere in in Alabama. Let's not play alone. They already had the place up in the facility. A picture of it really helps that his entire name consists of two syllables right: very easy for people in Alabama, just slap that on the side and named after a obviously he's a son of a of a an auburn player, but also named after Bo Jackson, get really bad that that's actually great governors name for Alabama photo next governor Beau, Nick C E, a! U l man, I don't know, I think I think, the blue or or a book. How do you pronounce that? The just keep it simple to allow us to letters very easy to sign. Yeah I like that is yeah. Have we reached the point? The next we're we're? Are we officially out on new turnover? Props? Yes,

That was told that happened when had a turnover towel yeah. The turnover tile was tough, the the turnover plank that can aside last year, the best pretty sick to to buy for the best, but that yeah its the just everywhere right now, yeah, I'm so too many turnover axe. I think there was a mask yeah, there's Mass Oregon state has a chain saw yep, which seems very very danger. I like that, though yeah that's a, but you know what they probably took. The to the to change yeah and also like the batteries out of it or some some bullshit. They neutered it yeah. They should actually let you run the chainsaw on the sideline. Yes, they should. They should just have a big tree. Ann is slowly chop it down. I like that idea a lot. They should do also just like something for the offensive line like a pancake chain like the I, like all blockchain, all the turnover changes so funny, because it basically is like how many ways can we give the state, can athletes something instead of money right

but we already know what all your dreams, their rental and it's like. Oh, we had heard over something like right, but how we give free Jordan's they get to eat like they get fifty dollars a day to eat. We a couple jumpsuits throughout the season. How about we, let them wear a really expensive chain for forty five seconds on national television forget about the cheese ball package that you get help you drink it they're just as sure go to snacks. I tried to buy it she's a bowl, TCU she's, a bowl championship shirt. A couple weeks ago. I was out of stock. Really yeah, I mean that's a collector's item right. There would have been with nine six. I only had three XL, which would have been. I would have to gain the weight yeah soft yeah are. Do you see MIKE leach? So my please give press conferences he's thinking about going to area fifty one when the storm it. Of course I hope he does just take the week off. He's got a game that weekend so he's like. I don't think I'll be able to go right, but I'd really like to listen MIKE. I think speaking.

For the entire United States of America here. I think we will all much rather have you storming area, fifty one and documenting your experience in coaching a game to get probably against Oregon state. Just reschedule the game like you do when it, when the hurricanes com or like any kind of like well, the lights went out MIKE. We try to go to area fifty one. Yes, everybody will get it at what, at the very least, just send the Washington state flag there like on game day. So we see the footage of people like storming it or somebody waving in the back right. This Louisville think we're watch this game live by the way, does Louisville think they're gonna win this game by kicking field goals. Some of the the over is better than they're, not going to get better than your goals. To win this game. All right, I Should we talk a little nfl? That's a good college recap: Nathan, Peterman is on the IR. I r yeah, that was a tough breezy, but he'll be back it's a minor injury, yep and coach, Gruden, stockpiling. Quarterbacks again he picked up the Sean Kaiser Yahoo by the way Deshaun Kizer someone pulled this. I saw it on the big lead.

John Kizer had the worst patch my take of all time what you say he said. He was talking about himself before the draft. No,

this game plans we. I do no one else prepares the way I do. No one else knows football. The way I do no one else is as big as I am. No one else is powerful runners. I am Patton. Homes might throw the ball eighty yards and I can only throw the ball seventy two, but I guarantee you can't throw one out right out route. The way I can't that's. Okay, Yanks! Well, I've never seen because I don't try, so I don't think he's ever played an actual game so that the jury is still out on that one yeah I saw that is a pretty bad take, but that, like just because he's a bad quarterback that hasn't stopped Jon Gruden from signing that player to see before I think you have already cut about this is what he does he just. He he's like Jay Leno for cars. That's where Jon Gruden is for old. Quarterback's lot of mileage just needs a mall in his garage yeah. He just loves and he's a he's, a he's like a compulsive guy that collects quarterbacks just because he likes talking to me like you around quarterbacks. He hear about this one yeah, exactly I'm pretty confident. If Gruden wasn't an nfl head coach, you just be a serial killer. Yeah, probably

Is that fair to say? Well, he did you Monday football without killing anyone that we know of that's true. That's we don't yeah! Well, jury, so that kind of is the perfect cover because you get to go see the city yeah exactly it's going there for a couple. Jon Gruden should be on the next season, minor yeah, I'm all right. So the other news we had the some according to the chiefs, good, a credit to Leroy yeah right. Thank you. It took him awhile for months in advance. That's fine! It was he's going to get cut as soon as today for month. Right address all accurate. There was a material change yet that they just had to wait four months ago he's on the cheap so now, which I'm sure he'll be awesome like that feels like an Andy Reid. I just picked him up and he's going to have a resurgent

yeah the next year when everyone's, like resurgent Lesean Mccoy Hill, tears ACL in training. Yes, sorry, I I noticed that, like he was very excited to get to Kansas City immediately starts at camp you, I can't wait to be reunited with big red. I forget did we're we calling Andy Reid, big red before he was on the chiefs. I think so you always been. I think, he's always been okay, yeah all right, okay, those those one question I had about that, but yeah Hill does does go. Do that thing where they throw a little screen pass system, yeah and I'm sure he'll get like a thousand yards receiving yeah and then Paxson, which got cut. Shame. Okay, then the big treat so she went way way we're just going to gloss over counselor yeah. What would happen with so he got caught and now the vikings are curse the curse this year, or wow. Air comes my now when a big game, he won't win a big game. The vikings who historically have been clutch in the playoffs are going to win the Superbowl this year, cow slaughter got picked up immediately in Arizona, though

so he'll be fine. He got a good landing spot, damn with cliff Kingsberry. Sorry, I'm happy about that, but I'm just officially cursing the Minnesota Vikings for this year. I don't franchise. It is at all the success in the world. Do they have a kicker? Yet I don't know, I don't think they do so you have the Texans were busy, though so they traded for laramie, tonsil and Kenny Stills by the way Brian floors. They're going full tank, which is I don't it's a pos, very hard for an NFL team to actually say: hey guys, go out there and kill yourselves and also try to lose, but Brian flow. This is doing the he's like most Bella disciples he's become a mini bella check in Miami, because I don't know if you saw, but the report before for their batons was traded when it was just. You know out there said that

locker room would riot if Laramie Tonsil was traded because he was like the glue to the locker room, and then he also had to Kenny Stills Jay Z thing. So Brian florist has taken all the fun out of Miami and then says: go ahead and lose for an entire year, you're, forgetting that they have the best anti tank defense of all time, and his name is Ryan Fitzpatrick. Who will win two five games out of the first seven, every single season that ravens minus six one slash two is like

I am. I am a mouse just walking up and being like look at that huge piece of cheese and just grabbing it and zapping my neck in half. So I will take that back, no you're right. It is it's almost impossible to take in the NFL and and less you do it from like a structural standpoint which it looks like they're trying to do a little bit just getting rid of all the good players. But like you right, no one's going to go out there not play hard all right on a so that's! That's me. Tough! These plus, I always say that, like in the NFL of everybody, is sure about something. Then everybody's always wrong. I invented saying that yep and so that you can get all was very good. I think I think the dolphins are gonna, go like six and ten seven, nine I'll take them, and I think that Daniel Jones is going to I've. I've trick myself into thinking Daniel Jones will be a very good, and I thought that what I could see happening because all right up with seven games, the most insane thing- I've ever Heard- sat six to seven games. For that, often, okay, there we go seven games, I don't they're gonna win for at most,

That would still be an improvement over what most people think like they will be. The pats like in Miami right yeah whenever that game it yeah, yes all right and then also g been cloudy, is on the sea hawks vs, the Seahawks. I think. It? We're do will do our predictions on Friday, I, like Xerox, Seahawks out of the west before before today Connie got traded there, just because I think the rest still make the playoffs, but I think it's very hard to come back from losing in the super. Well, it's going to take a little time. I think the Seahawks are going to be a tough tough team, like There will be that story in October yeah. This is the hawks are back. The problem, is they just don't? Have anybody to throw the ball to it? Doesn't matter as anyone they've got Tyler Lockett, I think, he's a locket. They still know that they are too large, drafted Metcalf yeah, but he's hurt yeah. My calf is in play all right one moment, but I do think that defense ought to Dave on. Cloudy is a guy that is going to get PETE Carroll's

gum jar really going and he's playing for a contract and he's played for a contract and as long as Seattle Seahawks have at least two guys on our defense with sick, dreadlocks, their championship window still open. They just look like the same Crs and I'm always going to be like a for. I would be afraid to play against them. Yes, all right sure we do our football got it I'll. Tell you what, if this over, they scored twenty points in like five minutes, don't laugh, Lamb, there's a lot. Football to beep, I hate football. We got eleven minutes. Forty five seconds left we're fine. I don't have the ova, I hate for fine right, Lesueur football guy the week so first we have. The nominees are Liberty head, coach, Hugh, freeze, so we have on the show today he coached from hospice yes, that's going to be impossible to be in Pasay would much dying the football guy of the year moment in week, one

the visual of him sitting in that hospital bed in that window was so funny and then the the press conference. After with all of the reporters sitting there, while he Skype Deanna was incredible, I gotta wonder: did anybody think it to position his bed so that he was facing the field during the game so that he he wasn't looking over your shoulder the entire time all I got it was so so good. I could, I mean the whole, the the thumb through. Do you have a result? The end yeah we're gonna get through with you freeze when he comes on by the way. Do you know if it was just put this in the tickler file? I was going to say this anyways before we interview coach freeze and he brought it up a couple times deal papers. My be leading the league right now in terms of the amount of times you have to say the word classy yeah, we ask awesome. Yes, he is the client like Tony Dungy was the classy guy for forever in the NFL. Do you know favors is the classiest of the class head coach in college. He also just has a winning name: Dino Babers.

It's either a winning football coach or like the neighbor of Fred Flintstone yeah, I was going to say I was actually going to say cartoon dinosaur, one of those that has like a little yeah. It's perfect. It's perfect. The next one we have is Lsu quarterback, Joe Borough, who coach. Oh. Our friend said that he smashed his head against the wall before every game to get himself pumped up yep the August right yeah. We know that as yeah. That doesn't surprise me. Our borough now brews big head, but God yeah yeah, everybody most guys growing up. They have at least one or two friends that are had, but friends that usually it's like pretty inappropriate, annoying to be around him, but if you're wearing a football home within school, also, maybe the most bad thing that anyone could ever do in like a bar fight. Don't go straight to the straight ahead straight ahead, but that is the coolest thing you can do Oklahoma,

Co. Shane Beamer get stitches between his eyes after head butting, a player during a TD celebration of metals Faulkner other head, but guy, and then we had Ohio, freshman offense of linemen name Parker. Fourth, anywheres no sixty nine! That's it that's yeah! That's it! That's! I mean that that endorse normal circumstances. That should be good enough for Lee second place. We need to get it to it's worth Jersey up here, yeah. I just know because we like to play right right because we'll take a higher on the fence yeah on our on our side, and then we also had honorable mention you mention this one, why it, teller from the bills, got traded to the browns before Thursday night's game, and still on to play in the last game for the bills, which I don't do that,

he was just confused. She was like I do. I okay knows trade, but do I still get to play yet matching? He gets like hurt and that man doesn't get the guaranteed contract on Labor Day and all that come on man come on order. I don't know I to me there there's something awesome by the guy that just like we would is brothers. One. Last time he's like hey, I'm I'm here you might as well roll me out there one more time right, let's go to war, I'm all right! So that's our football guy of the week. We're gonna put that up for pull everyone vote as a reminder every single week, whoever wins we're going to try to get on the show. If you can help, please help. We have few freeze on the show, because we figured he'd win but going forward. If you could help but all get the football that we had a good run. The last couple years years haven't got the dog from the Boise state, kickoff dog. That was amazing. That was incredible, so vote for it and then send us any help getting the winner okay, who's back of the week before we get to coach, you freeze, Hank gets going. Ok, I have a few to do good. First, one is rookie hazing.

So one has vacation. America has been kinda, you know taken away. People are scared to rookie hazing. They don't do anymore Tom Brady Man of the people, but I saw that he chased, one of which has like Long Pft type ponytail hair, and he brought a pair of scissors up to him on the sideline and started cutting it there, yet to donate it to locks for love. I'm sure you did probably yeah that be great. It was pretty funny prank did he? Actually he actually did cut it right yeah I thought just did the whole like pretend to cut it and then just show the scissors, but that also do you think the minute I saw that video is like well they're, both machine guy, so he probably can't be mad they're, not even giving that number. Eighty I feel like you, can I feel like it's v. He did that because the Michigan yeah well. I also think, like skin guys, always stick together and and pretend that

it's nice and they all share a rookie wideout matic, the grease quarterback of online they're, doing it also like Michigan men. They are very much like a high and tight hair cut type of true you yankee. So yes, so they cut those sideburns, Mattingly yeah, not looking good for Louisville. By the way, no name just scored, we need one more touchdown for the over. The Joker is back both the movie. A lot of people are talking about the reviews of the movie. You better, not good, not do what you're doing well sank, quit a pair, They apparently, you can retire from tennis in the middle of it goes to having a shoulder injury so bad that he couldn't even walk how to design not come out before the game starts match what the fuck you want to call. It got worse and worse as he lost the first two sets idiots.

It's tough to battle back from a shoulder injury after you're already going to lose right, yeah. The first two sets and then it's like ours. We have an arm, really hurts guess what he also probably want to. Let the doll and in Rafah analysts say that I've got a rod or better and they can play in the finals can play each other and like what do you idiots can win while the GO recipes shoulder? Do we have a a Doug Gottlieb take yet about another millennial retiring early because of a shoulder now, that's what I want waiting for that. Come on Doug he's copycat leagues, probably a sticky fingers got Lee, probably up, there's still play grab mad you've got leave was the was the was the tennis, the ball boy at the US open just stopped all the balls in his pocket or in the game are of got. We would like to wear. I want to serve. The ball is like I don't have any is his answer. Just he's wearing like

the cargo pants with like eight different pockets, he's like I'll, have an agent stock full balls. Yet God got a backpack he's got a clown. Car field was filled with tennis there under is a hacked outside he's, got like the rail hang out, you just gotta tennis balls, and so now you should be the Joker he just loves to watch the world burn by stealing inconsequential. Maybe you still still still the steak and then my final, whose back is feel good scholarship stories. Okay, the Nevada freshman hit a last second, fifty six yard field goal yeah do and then in the celebration in a lock on after he was it is he gave me a scholarship which is like

yeah. That seems like a spur of the moment. Type scholars yeah where yeah like you, did the coach. What woke up the next morning with a big scholarship, hang over like on a what did I do something about it upon it, either way divide of adult humor scholarship. Every time I watch the game in about, I don't know what they do. They just released like trash in the air and it just blows everywhere, every single time. You watch a game there, the wind it was just trash around asking him. No, no I'm talking about their actual trash on the field looks like someone just ran a ticker tape parade like five as before the game started all game long. It's every time. I I need to watch more if home games to CBS sports the home, that's like CBS Sports, the coming, not like all those mountain west teams. I just feel like they're, just ingrained in my that's just that's just the the trash blowing in from burning man, yeah, that's like embers from the man that got old. I was at a Hank, okay, all of my who's back in the week is giant tennis balls at the US open.

A tradition, unlike any other. It's the only time that you ever see it, but for some reason everybody that it tends the US open walks around with a giant fucking tennis ball, that they get everybody to autograph, and then they get home and they're like shit. What do I do with this? Huge tennis ball set up these people that I'll never use for the rest of my life. I don't even have a place in my apartment to put this 'cause. I live in New York, yeah and who's. This guy, who signed it, who makes like thirty thousand dollars a year traveling around losing in tennis, match right. It's just one of those things that you see it's kind of it's like a turkey leg at a state fair. If you see somebody else walking around with it. Oh, I should get one of those guys. I'm here I gotta have one. So I guess I'll buy a big fucking tennis ball Okay, that's it! I like that my other one was going to be Jon Gruden, but we'll discuss them. Okay, by the way. If Triggs listen to this, can you draw a picture of Doug Gottlieb, which is stuffed with tennis balls everywhere thanks our my who's back is hurricane innovation that guide

that. Guy looks exactly like the due to my avatar. I think it's the same yes, yes, yes, I I really do if you can put them side by side. I'm like ninety percent sure that if it's not the same guy, it's an idea that the due to my avatar has thought of before. Okay, so play the clip right here, did see how they haven't come up with some kind of way to combat these storms. Yet they keep saying now two days ago, three days ago and said this, but it's gonna get all this warm weather. All this warm weather in warm water. We have a navy, one of the Navy, come and drop ice in the warm water, so it that it can't get going as fast as is gone. It's gotta be ways to combat this, instead of just pointing at the thing and say: well, it's now it's getting worse yet we know it's get worse, but you tell us for which the warm weather or, what's the wind, what we have an air Force air Force planes around to get the winds going, the opposite way

the Navy. The golden circle stuff find it the other way. Hurricane innovation is fully back because every time there's an a hurricane, it feels like a lot of ideas come out there and we haven't tested any of them. So this guy liked dropping into the water wage like icing, the hurt like yet not yet taken the in charge. Yeah yeah he's likely to talk about this warm water one. We just ice it flying the air force at the hurricane to were verse the wind patterns. I think that was like an issue of Superman. The comic book I just I just know that it it it feels like hurricanes, are at the point where, like we should solve, why don't we just windmills yeah the coastline? Windows are just a giant blow dryer. Also on the EAST coast of Florida or just ice. It just get maybe one of those icebergs everyone's crying about and bring it down. Just to Florida. So it down you told who why don't? We just will just cover it, Saran Wrap first and then

Okay service master. Doesn't ship oil yeah yeah just are. We can send a bunch of Tennessee football fan, ships out it just like the hurricane on fire. What would happen if you parachuted into the eye of the hurricane you'd? Probably do you get so late afterwards, when you have a great story to tell by the way, there's a meteorologist who were like there's nothing going on in the center of it. This is the hi it's not. So if you like, you know they show this the view from space like if you fell stream to the I would you can get wet fellas snow, no, but there's no there's no rain. I love looking at aerials of hurricanes. I just want to say like fuck to hurricane. I want to make sure that we were just telling her. Is she selling behind the strong one hundred percent approach? Here we go. One hundred percent proceeds go to the Bahamas to help them in the rebuilding an recovery effort anti Nazi Anti Hurricane, yes yeah.

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at the same and this in this difficult and disappointing. That happen this time of year of I'm really anxious. I've got a get a a report tomorrow or Wednesday from the doctors as to whether or not they're gonna try to do another person teacher to ease some of the the the the pain that I'm having in the in the lower back, but I'm hopeful I don't have to do that. That would really be another set back and you know what real happened. Was the staff infection somehow got to my spine and kind of had his way with one of those lower disc. In now, I think the operation was successful the staff under control, but for some reason my body is retaining a lot of fluid in that air, the which is called him out on. You know the spine and I mean that they are there to be irritated and they may have to go in and drain some of that, although in the next few days, but we're praying that this is

it's gonna, be good news about, can get back on the practice field in a week or so yeah. We hope so too, because this is Pft here I I was curious when I saw you up there, our coach in the game did it occur to you that maybe you should sit this one out like. Maybe the doctors would would like you to take it easy yeah it it's. It's been a back and forth. With with the doctors and I on on that, and it really it had it had it been anything where I would have had to sit in a chair or stand, there's no way. I could have done it and the Liberty, Lib yeah T and Engineering Department came to the up staying in a hotel room across from campus, so that I have everything live feed to me and they came to me. Sacos we've got an idea. We think we can cut out. A part of a wall there and put a hospital bed up for my medical medical, school Aaron and you down women-

and you know when, when that 'cause, I'm very comfortable laying down 'cause there's no pressure on on that area, and you know when said that, I just you know I feel like. I owe it to our kids and coaches. If I can have some type of value to to be there for them, L man, I'm will do anything possible that doesn't set me back, and so I talked to the here's when I told them that I would be laying down on the bed the I don't know if his reluctantly, but they said that that they would agree with that, and- and so I I just- I was the only possible way that I could have been there. So the I'm a huge wrestling fan and late Nineties W w e, and I have to say that you getting wheeled in in the wheel, chair and then doing the press conference before hand from the hospital bed it felt like stone cold. Steve Austin was going to pop out of that that

that hospital you know or whatever room you were in and start hitting you with a bedpan. Did you at any moment where you like? This is a little absurd or we just like I'm here to coach football. Now you know it. I also have an old wrestling man. I don't watch it anymore, but when, when the rock and stone cold and those guys were doing it, I I was into that too, and I I can visually see exactly what you think and truthfully truthfully. I thought I was going to coach football and then, when all of the interviewing started from it and be looking like, I'm just That was a little over the top for me, but I didn't quite know how to say no to to the people that always do the pregame and then had it hooked up where I could do the pregame talk from there and then talk to our players in Halftime post game. That was pretty neat but the interviewing and then doing the press conference from there did. It did feel a little bit over the top.

Yeah yeah. I I got assume there is maybe a little bit of I don't wanna say like helplessness that that sat in but you're up there in the booth- and you know you're used to be on the sidelines, were you can scream at the official and all that stuff, so you're missing out on like a little bit of the normal game day experience did you find yourself, you know trying to yell at the refs trying to like get get involved like you normally would, or is that kind of an interesting like a light? I guess it's a little bit different that you had to adjust to now. I felt totally out of out of place for me. I didn't feel it fill it home. I didn't feel all my the surreal like it wasn't a real game. It was totally different. You know never been in the press box in then called game, and it did. It did feel quite different. You know I've got a great staff, that's done a great job preparing and then you know what we

just you know. Obviously we didn't play very well on offense and give Syracuse a lot of credit for that. I think they're very good defense football team, but we we had our chance to get a few points early on in the first half and missed both opportunities to do it from there pretty down. He'll go but my it. It just really seemed the to me and hard to see because of the angle of the bed to see. Everything that was going on. So it was something I'm not I really hope I never have to do again, but it mean it proved in football. Guy fashion, like you, will lay in a hospital bed while you're coaching football, that's that's kind of the monster of the football guy. He basically got mad at the end of the earth to coach football. That's right! Well, I mean I set out I mean I've waited a long time for this opportunity, and then I told my players when I saw it will

take. It will take a lot to keep me from being there and I wanted to just make sure prove that to him. We also got to give you credit for the Post Game Press conference, which have to admit. I laughed because it just the visual of people sitting in a press room and then you're, skyping in or or teleconferencing in, but you holding the the coke zero. I think it was whatever the Liberty official drink is that was a nice touch by you. I'm glad you noticed and put that out. You know I see Nick Saban doing that all the time with his Coca COLA, so I figure I better get Coke zero again for the liberty. You know that were Coke zero team yeah I was- I gotta admit I was rooting for you guys, because I wanted to see how you might handle the postgame Gatorade shower from your bed. If there was a protocol I would have let him uh, I would have let him put what it for whatever they want to only and we won and uh. You know the

the interesting thing and I'm glad no one got it all amber is. Is that with the fact that I had to have a p breaking, I could move out there. That was quite interesting, see my coaches. You know they didn't know they have signed up for that yeah when it tried to help me get get as about the middle of the third quarter, that's fantastic yeah! So we have this week we had with the shield it the shield, the windows, but well they they. They finally got the shield up with about as big a mess of my police you'll that, but I can hold any longer. You still coaching through the whole thing goes through the whole thing yeah. So I have to also ask the the the end of the game. When you gave the thumbs up. Do you know where first coach of syracuse- and he gave you a little, it was basically a handshake from four hundred feet away or whatever it was? If

for some reason we seen games where coaches, maybe don't agree it at the fifty yard line after contentious game. If that had been a contentious game, what is it like? Do you get you get thrown the you know put in the bird? What do you do? The awful gotta you gotta do different right now. I would have done the same. He would have to these a class act, and you know he just you know if you've been in pinches the the way probably been a little shorter for both of us, but but you know it wouldn't have been anything that he had done or I'd done it would just probably would've been some calls that we didn't agree with their didn't go our way, and I don't think you you hold that personal toward the opposing coach and I thought what he did very classy gesture. I'm glad I saw it because I was kind of trying to who can help me get out of this bed and my operations I said: hey, look being Dino's most into you, so I'm so glad I saw I I text him

at the game and just told him what a class act. I thought it was an appreciating wishing block and he did the same for us I'll summarize that you were wearing your game day, full attire on the sidelines. He had the shoes on in the bed. For me, if I'm laying down have that didn't have the pants on, though I couldn't get him on, I tried way too difficult, yeah coaching in your underwear and that's a fantastic movie right now. I I had had khaki shorts yeah, which is a great backup plan. I I mean you looked like you were ready to get down on the sidelines there. I just I've never laid in bed with shoes on, I don't think, and but I saw you and I was like that's how I would do it if I was coaching a football game. Yeah, I had warm a game day shoes there were. There were dressed to me by Nike, I got a question for you: coach freeze, because it's through the football guy years and everything we've talked about, one of my favorite movies of all time was something you did at all: Miss

and that was the fake funeral. Can you talk us through that 'cause? That's, a legendary football guy move yeah that one got that one got took. Quite it's quite blown out of proportion a little bit. You know there was never any casket. There was never any any fuel call attire. It was simply a slide show on a big screen of at my feet well. This is what I would like for my wife to say about me, my kids, to say about me and my players to say about me, my friends to say about me and then went from there own. How do I get there because all of us make mistakes? All of us have have things that we are not quite proud of oven. So how? How do you make the most of the time that you have remaining? to make sure if, if this is what I want said about me, you know how do I do it so it? to my funeral, you know what is my wife gonna say today, and what about my kids going to say in one of my players going to say so

It was more of a of me having a conversation about that than what it kind of grew to be. Ok. Well, I'll, put my hand up, I probably had a part in making it a bigger than it was, but I would like restarted that baby yeah. I would like to live. I think when I first read the story I was like coach for had all his players show up to the pro this facility and there was just a casket there and his assistant coach said: could freeze died last night, so there's no truth to any of that were hoping. It was like a Viking funeral type thing where they just they wield a casket out onto the fifty yard line, set it on fire and said you killed. Your coach. Did you play hard in there see? Y'all are definitely WWE yeah, so so, along those same lines, is there anything else that you've done through years of coaching? That is helped motivate the team, something maybe a little outside the box, like a fake funeral, ass

haven't the Leslie, I'm sure there's there's some things. I did take a team through the the This would probably can't do this anymore, but wait. We did this army deal relay race through this swamped. Uh, it was quite interesting, that's awesome and there was a lot of fun, but I don't know if I've done too many other things that are quite out of the box. Yeah, I'm coaching in a in a hospital, but it's pretty out of that is not ready. I meant you it's gonna, take a we'll have more life throws at you, yeah yeah. I I heard that a a mutual friend of ours, my old colleague Ben Carson, how do you to identify the maybe you were dealing with a serious medical issues that was there any truth. To that, tell you what you know. You've done your homework and you know I've been hospital, two days inn and and really we weren't sure exactly what was going on, because I mean I I've been at eight. Great practices of fall camp, and you know running around wild many

excited to be back out there in no pain at all and After practice they have a scrimmage um. I'm sitting in the film room with our coaches and going over it with our players and then have the talk to and all of a sudden you know my back just starts getting really tight Ann, By the time I got home, I told you, you got to help me to bed panda the next morning I couldn't walk, and so we got to the hospital and had no pain in my legs or or anything, but in total spasms. If I even moved, and so it wasn't really sure what was going on and they they did a little epidural, hoping that we use it. It didn't faze it and that stay two and that's when I called the Jerry Falwell just said you know I'm not sure what's going on, but I I'm

hopefully you have some contacts in the medical field that can help us in many one hundred and ten minutes that my wife was on the phone with Ben Carson in and I think he may have been one of the first to say. You know what this maybe this, maybe some type of infection or an attack on a on a ds or something and not necessarily a disc issue and So then we immediately started saying well: where can we get in to handle that and and again Jerry Falwell was able to get one of the top b, when was was willing to help us, but getting to Johns Hopkins within the pain I was. There was a very difficult task and so the next best option that they recommended was another top surgeon. That does this deal. Meligala and he Yes got fillers, Arizona, Doctor Falwell, if in you'd be a surgical right there and man I'm just

it's like a man. He spent five minutes with me saw me. He says you've got some type of infection in your spine and we got to get in there right now and you're the next morning. Seven hundred am, we went in and sure enough. It was somehow it got staff in my bloodstream and it attacked that area and and thank God, the the getting there fast enough. So it didn't go anywhere else, our what we we hope you you start feeling better pretty soon here I I had one more question about kind of the the protocol. Afterwards, I always see football coaches. They get the state trooper escort after the game. Go out to do the handshake it was there. Did you get the state trooper escort out of the press, when they were we had. I had the chief of chief of police of our university took care of you

All right. I got one last question, sir, see key question. You want to go to a college football game this year, put in promo code. Take you get ten dollars off your c keep purchase, so you did the hospital bed. You said you don't want ever do it again, our if you I think what next week you're going down to Louisiana, What happened to them? What happens if the doctor says you got a coach in a wheelchair or with an IV bag? You know, next to you, are you doing that on the side like of May and if he says I can do that. I will be there. Not nobody I'll get talked about again made fun of again, but I'll do that for my kids and and team. If we can do it, I am going to listen to them, though I want to get what go for the long term and we're going a big conversation on Thursday I and and kind of see where things are, but is, if he says that's for me, will you'll you'll be talking about me again, hello, baby, tossing a fake funeral

throw it in there. If you so yeah yeah really do it just be like hey, listen, I was in a hospital bed and just be like. Actually, this is the perfect time you can have. One of your system code should be like hey guys. In school. You know what that's going on Saturday. Coach freeze died, well, I tell you what if I have many more saturdays, when we don't score, many of you will have to be I'll, be on suicide watch, probably use what we can do. You can bury the hospital bed to put that behind you coming down the football yeah you've buried some footballs. I would assume right. Yes, yes, I gotta get. I get burned a hospital bed and then come out with a steel chair, perfect, perfect. All right, coach freeze, rest, stop hope. You feel better and congratulations on winning the week one football guy the week, it's a big award and we'll send you something in the mail we've been saying that to everyone, we've never sent anything, but maybe you'll be the first one. The

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dancing, cotton, absolute rug and yeah he's just one of those guys who as he gets older, he's cooler yeah. He looks awesome and with Dwyane Wade, it's one of these situations where a guy retires, and now he just hangs out with other retired people. So like once you once you stop working, I feel like you, don't really have an age anymore, you're, just like he's now, Dwyane Wade in old guy right, Pat Riley has to be an it's, not Mount Rushmore season anymore, but has to be on the Mount Rushmore of greatest stories like that. He holds in his brain that if you sit down think about the show Lakers, the Knicks in the 90s Dwyane Wade and Lebron like winning the championship with Shaq and Dwyane Wade, and he has seen and done so many things I guarantee you. He just has stories on top of stories on top of stories yeah. I would also say that he's probably on a Mount Rushmore of Cool slick, ass old dudes. Yes,

use the cash young dude yeah. But now I became a slick, ass old yeah he's almost like he's almost younger. Now that he's old, if that makes sense, rare to happen, usually slick, ass, young dudes age, poorly, very poorly, who do you think, is a better old man, dancer hammer, Mack Brown, Mack Brown, Damn Mack Brown fuck. He so good at the media. Shit like the way was crying after the game is, like God, damn it it it again. Now your fucking did it again and then his dance. He has not missed a beat on the. How can I get more recruits to Unc cry about my kids and

dance in the most awkward way possible. This kind of endearing yeah. I know he always looks like He'S- he's a father doing like choreographed, father's daughter, dance at wedding right, like the little hand, motions that he was doing. He just corny, but lovable all along lovable, yeah, so shut up, Mack Brown be in back all right. Next up we have, we are did talking tennis, because his were on a collision course. We said that error, h and Rafah in the finals once and for all, determine who's the goat, we have bad visual, Joe West He fell on Russia Davis. Is he okay uhm? He did the move where he actually put more. I had to delete the club because I'm always scare the MLB, but I had a for a while. He he fell on, and then to get off of them. He put all of his weight on his lower back and if the whole thing was ridiculous to Joe West essentially was saying, I'm truly easy to move three.

When I know there's gonna be played the plan. I it's Joe West's Aaron, we relatable yeah. He does not give a anymore. I have to imagine if you were to make a list of people that you'd want to fall on. You, Joe West, would probably be towards the top. If it's he's got a body that, like seems like you, would like feel kind of nice to have a land until we get very pillow, there should be a korean missiles were just they bring Joe West, and I don't have any just like trips loses balance and then has to excuse himself and waddle out the visual of of Joe West falling on top of you and then like being on top. He was also called in for a while. Yeah, though you gotta go face down yeah, that's why you are massage table. Were you looking through that? But then I don't think Joe West. I think Joe Wes is like a turtle on its back leg of Joe West goes to the ground or like a horse. You can't let a horse or was a cow. Well, if you're going to help was on the ground, gonna kill it now, It's not the cow, but when Joe if Joe goes all the way to the ground, I don't think he's ever getting.

Right he just bring it out to a brain there, put it around in hot, shower the shower curtain and shoot him like a horse yeah the tarp might be one answer all if you just get like another portly guy in like a turtle to just walk, walk over to my belly up and just rolling over onto his on his feet again. I think that would probably work tell probably we just need somebody with his exact body type. He needs right, Kevin Farley to come in and just to okay stand up right right, yeah just come on. Do you get a bump you up yeah? Can I pump each other up and then they both end up in the mud and then and then you just have to blow up the whole state if the worst disaster never getting out of there are last up before we get to hashtag hi fi. I don't even know what we're calling this one lebron just the it's an asshole? Let's just go just business hour with Lebron, ok and I'm sure the Lebron Stans will get in my mentions and be like you just hate him. You just hate him whatever fine. I do just hate him. He is trade marking, Taco Tuesday, trying trying wild. This is the guy who,

His big inventions is big ideas, business ideas yeah walking in a barbershop with his friends with his friends space jam two when created plinko, the greatest game of all time. Literally, the greatest game on price is right. He was like I'm just going to make, I'm call it the wall and and put on ABC I'm a brunch it. His into book clubs invented book clubs. He vented telling the ace so much from all the Ets. She should yeah and he is invented now Taco Tuesday, which has been trademarked by was a toggle Johnson. I was gonna, say competition Tuesday for cocoa. He dizzy were I think you created. Yes, yes, you can trademark taco Tuesday. We have all of you guys already so far. You think that anything he says he's doing a service because it will broadsword right yeah, the same guy. Listen if

scream anything the router you into your instagram stories. It becomes your trademark. If you do it for enough weeks in a row, I don't know how you Lebron people wake up in the morning. Let me just say that is nice with a bunch of rings, only three, but not a blind. A bunch of ring bunch would imply more than to three is a few. Yeah and once you have to endorse them, some brutal brutal filed a lawsuit okay, so I'm not hearing as well as losses, finals loss, and what I am endorsing is the fact that he owns getting a hair cut and eating tacos hang on a barber shop, your friends and eating mexican food is property of Lebron James and it's I was like that's, I'm actually just describing DJ college life. You you you, you know how like, when you go into a pitch in your store, they always say like. Don't compare it to something else. That's really good yeah. They don't be like hey. I got uber for scooters. Lebron just goes into a page he's like I got plinko.

I got point but I said: if we go, I it's it's. It is in the pit. I would actually wouldn't put it past the bride to be like in a business meeting. This is number but for tacos on to where I, where you, maybe you can only order on Tuesday to get a condom the where everyone out there is their own chef and they're all making their own tacos. I love it all right. Messed up. We have a hashtag hyphae, so oh by the way we're gonna have a show tomorrow. So back to back shows we're going to do. We have Jerry Ferrara Turtle. You might know him Turtle awesome interview and also we're going to recap, hard knocks to season finale. Speaking of back to back, do we even talked about this since since last week, so I don't know if you have cooled down on it, is that distract still happening. Oh yeah, I wrote it out Friday, so, yes, I'm continuing my battle against Drake, even though he did write the seminal lyric of our generation. Imagine if I never met the Broski's. That was good, and I mentioned that in my song tip of the cap, Drake

but I'm coming out his and I wrote a base. There be ready. I've heard some of it. I've heard so I murdered him. Like he's dead, he's already dead. I mean lady down the. I almost feel bad putting drake at a business like this. I need a fumble, what happened in Sanford Northwestern when it when I didn't need one Hank when we going to put out back to back Friday, okay, okay, nice little treat taking into NFL weekend. I like it. I like it. I love it. Okay, hashtag hi, fi! so imagine if Drake Response it was, it does have one of those lame, but we're and be the first to Graham handles what I am and yeah you gotta get on. That was. He is campaign poppy on on twelve zero. No, otherwise he are that she in pain poppy guy. He saw somebody say that yeah, you know he doesn't tweet. All I'm saying is

the second family was mentioned a lot in a hole in the center. You went there a lot there. Let's do that. That's you broke bro, Code yeah, I dig title I mean you can say Bartolo Cologne, you can say about Drake, that's true, all right, hashtag hyphae. So I think when we created this, it was just explain a hashtag and right now. There's a hashtag trending called things. We should cancel so brown. No, yes, I'm going to do that. If you cancel Lebron, you also cancel tacos, you really. I am making fun of Lebron aha truer. We can't do that. Yeah! No, I'm right Hank in you you you, you would miss it. We all would miss it. I want to cancel comedy specials because I'm sick of people telling me seeing the Chappelle Special, but I know it's. I know I'm supposed to like it- or I am support like I just want to watch a comedy special laugh, but now

It's become something that I have to have a very strong opinion about. Oh yeah. Whichever way you respond to it, then you fall you're that guy on whatever side of the argument, there's like no Greer once I watched it, I thought it was ok. I owe my life to say was: oh okay hold. It was okay, I think so. The parts that he's getting criticized for its it was kind of weird how we handle some of were basically for half the show he was like I'm gonna, say some stuff. That people are going to get mad at me for saying, but I'm going to say it right he's going to go there permission to go, get your permission to go there, which is like a weird way to frame it. If you're going to tell jokes and not be afraid to go there, then the jokes need to be really really really funny. Yes, and sometimes they were sometimes where I thought it was ok. I do that. Ok for me to think no. It was exactly five thousand and fifty no you're, not it's not ok, so I'm ready to cancel comedy specials and I don't want to do comedy anymore just for When we start it's not worth it yeah, it's not worth it. What else would you got I'd like to cancel? I'm told that we already are canceling christian girl autumn. Is that true

I was getting all set for it. I got some lip gloss. I got some riding boots. I got some nice speaking, big hats and scarves, but I'm the christian girl autumn is getting canceled? Okay, no lines at Newsday? I don't want to it's, not something I want. However, I've heard boy falls happening nice. What about what about our hot help with summer? We just kind of role that yeah, we can well they've got a little hot. This is that role and a boy fall yeah. I do use all my hot this up on what about. I was thinking September, we're just take a lot. We eat a lot of Thomas I like to avoid heartburn. I like be responsible about hurricanes. Just cancel if we cancelled, kids. Maybe that's really the idea putting ice in the Airforce just can't someone toward. I think it's like ecosystem thing. Now, what you take away hurricanes in the whole world crumble says she sent how's that how's that work. That's just monitoring a lot. Any interest really need your sins. Okay, thanks right out what? If? What? If we see top naming hurricanes and we stop giving them. The distinction of of having like a proper name.

Or do you like we're giving hurricanes too much of the spotlight when all they're doing is just destroying everything we should just call them evil storm they should. They should have put the names for her adding up for auction and then all that money goes to fighting the hurricane yeah and companies go fund me. Yes, companies, noble companies will bid that with each other to be like Hurricane Progressive Hurricane Awareness month. Do you really think that, like a company like would want their name associated with the storm that I mean to kill how many impressions are, as those are anti hurricane. No such thing as bad press is that we you're saying kind of Ok, because then it's all the money is going to then Hurricane relief, so it's like yeah you're, actually you're you're, helping what, if you just named hurricanes like if you were to name a hurricane after your ex. That means really sick too. What if we did the windmill thing and it was a text. You know it's like text to this number for a dollar to the Red Cross. If you texted it and then the text message controlled, the windmills

so every time you hit hacks it it windmills. Why don't we hook up every single peloton bike in the world correct to anti her? I can feel that her came. I see an anti hurricane like trying leaf blower yeah, I wanna, I saw scooters bird scooter all of the razor scooter, I'm coming down with them. Is there just intimidating other fun, but they're also intimidating, and I just I don't know- I'm done with them. I'm done with them. We don't have my gear support right now, yeah we don't have in here, which is great. I think I've seen to be in Brooklyn. They have actual motorcycles. You can write it as a black market, for that doesn't seem safe. No, no, it's it's! It's like vespers! You can rent a Vespa. I don't like that. I don't like that. Raising yes, I I like cancelling those okay persecutors cancelled canceled, I'm good. Cancel? I was gonna can't

Kirk Cousins, madam okay and Doug Gottlieb, and I got let's see now- he's yeah he's one of those where you want to keep around. So you can say, he's he's a bad guy. Okay, anything else. I think that's good. We should cancel yeah so do though we What is it by the way I take things we should keep when this ends up going out. People were going to the hashtags to be over it's one of those hashtags. It was funny first and then people made a very political. Not if you listen to it right when we put the show out, then do it cancel anything yeah. Also speaking, canceling scooters. I know that Austin has a real scooter problem, really bad scooter problem. I'm going to be in Austin on Wednesday night come out, come out to Eastside Tavern

come to EAST side, tavern we're doing a power out of the hard fact about. Will you for Maine, where you kick over? At least three scooters? Absolutely! Ok! Thank you appreciate. They know hide some of them too, and you'll be back because we're doing a live stream at the Fanjul Sports book for Thursday Night Football bears packers very true and it fell one hundred get ready. Even though a full seventy five, that's fine you're supporting the entire continuum of NFL football right. I have all the all the time from zero to one hundred all right

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