Wild sports weekend and we talk about all of it. College Basketball Saturday was insane with a bunch of upsets and buzzer beaters. Baseballs new rules are complete chaos. Paul vs Fury, PFT and Big Cat talk about how bad their teams suck and more(00:02:38-00:53:21). Who's back of the week including LIV Golf and Billy almost found a bone in the East River(00:53:21-01:09:49). Brewers outfielder and MVP Christian Yelich joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, our lifelong bet with him, the funniest times he's been ejected and tons more(01:09:49-01:54:41). We finish with the lottery ball and we have a winner(01:54:41-02:10:02).
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welcome to pardon my take today- is Monday february, twenty seven
and poise. There is a lot of sports this weekend. A lot of things to discuss. I don't know
choose your own adventure. Where would you like to start because I actually have a list of things we can discuss yeah? Why don't you think I was here I'll number unbroke Eric
I'd say number one through four: seven, seven, ok, seven, ah poor
riding okay, Paul ryan was sick weekend for bull riding alien, bull yeah. It's like the opposite of the stanley cup is right. Now canadian bulls are dominating the pbs series, all the way back to pizza pie, bh spelled e h. Yes, yes, PB a ah, no
not, and we can support sports actually want. Do we start with the
it's saturday in college basketball felt like a march madness debt.
In others. Absolute chaos, nine
teams last saturday and the way they lost and I want to say a quick shout out to one of because I think the the when we when we talked to Titus last week and talking about how we miss coach K college sports. Obviously everyone has their teams wherever they went to school. Everything like that, but a lot of college sports, because the players change everything
year is about the programme and the coach and saturday I'm a big believer in the little signs and the butterfly effect
I think saturday. We got the chaos all because a framework affray stare
turned out. He was from that point on the day. Just went off the fuckin rent is nothing like a good old fashioned coach, just staring at a referee, so close, and neither one of them was going to walk away. They both stepped up yeah. It was incredible, it was just so. Have you missed it iowa
she can state I
was losing all game. Ah fran mccaffrey
Very angry coaches, probably top three angriest coaches in in college sports. Ah, he
I got into it was in the middle of a time out. He used instead of coaching up his team, he decided to go, walk in and stare at the ref standing on the baseline with the ball. He started about
ten feet away from any slowly got vague. You didn't say a word. It was like madison, baumgardner and and Joe S didn't say. A word
which other a good, solid, twenty five second stare down, both of them stepped into it and then, finally, I will coaches assistant, like friend, you're gonna, get kicked out of the sky
and then you can't get kicked out of the game for looking, though, for not not using your words for just it was the only way possible for a stare down like that to end with both sides saving face and neither
I feel like they lost is if they just continue the closer and closer until they just kept. Yet
how to get there we have seen is broken up put an end. So the reason why I say that his they're down started the chaos. Michigan state was up thirteen points with a minute. Thirty one left
I won't won the game by six in overtime. It was absolutely chaotic.
insane scene?
and then we went on. We had florida state down twenty five they beat
miami on a buzzer beater, which was just a brutal?
like the guy hits. Miami hits a three to go up to with, like four seconds
he's doing the like. Are you not entertained floors stages in bounds of ball right back in his eyes,
three buzzer reader. We had arizona state
I repeat, are now is awesome. Awesome airs. It was pure from path court and I,
that was arizona, was leading by ten with six thirty left we had,
Indiana swept produce for the first time in ten years. We then, I say,
all the way till I saw who congrats to produce yet winning the big ten. Yes, on, alas, they won the big tat. India is this: they did. That was
at least share, but, as we say of iron ass, I went away, went doesn't like ten the arm, and then we had it late into the night like I was like twelve thirty at night, I was watching on my phone in bed with my headphones in san diego state buzzer peter, to beat new mexico and repartee no junior. Unfortunately, the pit was wrong.
But it was just like it felt like one
those days where it really did feel like a tournament day where it was just nonstop action every two hours. Another crazy result happen.
And it was a nice reminder, unlike when we're starting to get her feet, wet with all the other sports. Oh yeah college. Mescal fucking rules, this too
Sometimes sport just knows when they have a spotlight, yet it was the first weaken were truly college. Basque bulk be like ok, it's ours
in major league baseball, tried to upstage them with spring training games with a giant bases that they have and I'll be honest. The bases do look awesome, yeah on t v. Thank you. Rob Manfred for listening. He's got his finger on
pulse of seem had nation, the up the bases really do it for me, so well
on that one and baseball has its own moment right now, because they're just trying to figure out all the new rules and is absolutely chaos. We had a game, and today, in a tie cause you can tie in spring training
on a violation, shock, clock violation for the hitter yeah yeah, not stepping in the
talks. We had a couple of those this week into and
if you're going way faster like two hours, twenty minutes per game, as opposed like two hours. Fifty minutes k on old spring training games. Now
I've got. I've got my guy the dress for me every year for the scheme that express he's, the guy that he was in a
silly that he's dominate that ended up having to future actual baseball Jim's across this guy corky noses shit.
he is projecting right now an average decrease in pitch velocity this year of point
two miles per hour, because the new shot clock rules so yeah keep that in the back pocket. We're
see slower fast balls this
also a lot more steals too. I would assume, because of the rules a pick off rules, you will only go twice and the bigger bay
is yeah and the races and yeah we'll get into more. That was christian yelich. We also just shallow Keith Hernandez, who is spring training for the announcers to. Ah, he was calling a spring training game between the mets and the marlins and the marlins player jazz chisholm. He introduced, as
as chisholm, which is a great name. It is. Is he holding in right now keep her and ask cause? I think that he had he had some odd contract disputes right. I know Keith Hernandez. He was like I'll go to different team. I don't care know he just he consulted with his cat. Who is I dunno? If this is knowing too much about Keith Hernandez was just following them on online, but he he has a cat. He might have multiple cats, but I know
as a cat s house. He set up like it's. It's like. Basically, if exhibit did a pit my ride for a house for cat yeah like theirs,
a bunch of like weird shelves. It there's actually of an entire shelve. The goes
length of its ceiling that the cap can just climb
rounded like walk the catches walks,
I will a brother. I love it,
walking around the house. I love here's, it take them a squadron keith an has talked so plus moses from living with his
that's why he messing up names, but I mean it
Is it really a mess up because Chaz Chisholm is just a holiday
it's a better heads away but way better way, better name, but someone's gotta have that ports darnay. So baseball tried to see.
The way the spotlight, but college basketball was incredible. U n c got their first quad one year, yes or quite one way or the year s. Yes, Uva! Yes, so you and sees back. You mentioned rick pitino junior
tito, is sneaky still a great coach, oh yeah ripley
his name is going to be mentioned in some bigger jobs.
An open on job gotta when the mac turn with a thought, all the deeply data correctly they johns
everyone is. There was a by sea johns fan navy to have rick common currency?
we regret the red storm once in awhile. Once every twenty eight days. Did you just
large and they are now
Doesn't all yes here! Ok, when yeah, when the time comes,
I'm not worried about this. What about this? Because we talked with with marked Titus last week about how frustrating in is the fact that do basketball is not hateful? What are we just get the potential to do drink on how nice that being out would hates and yet will stop he's ready,
John said is a good guy, you, a great guy, great guy, great guy. It is you win basketball games eat. Well, they did that they kicked the shit out of virginia they're gonna, make the tournament yeah and you're one yeah. I'm just saying that's not do
post be duke Jake, that's where you can always say. Oh and speaking of figure of hot seeds
I was off the hot seat.
Turkey is hot air. They killed auburn
Oh, what about Pacino too? Oh, miss shyness has their coach yeah yeah, he loves, all miss have been young misses too yeah and all the health is a bit.
we have to just empty is caused vast, while clip with petite has no one. It is I'm excited about patino getting a big job. I think that I think the time is right for him to get back he's been laid.
long enough to sports better when Rick Patino is began on the sidelines in a major conscious, just go back to louisville there. The worst
in the say it would make two models awful.
Saw game in personnel. Ella. U verse merrimac, which I was.
Funny, because I went to the game there was and there the you walked in for free
I was there in charge. No, I was can
you walked in with my son was all game after the game. Let him run on the court
like all merrimac staff were just like what the fuck are you doing here.
and then one guy on murmur
came up to me like you, don't
Parliament also again
we're out of luck, the number one defend merrimac number one. I use three sixty three, oh yes, the area they have won three urgently required, so bandwidth so bad, but I guess merrimac,
Is the number one defence in terms of turnover?
yeah. So that's nice shall marry
I hope so he got he was like. He was just very funny that he pulled me aside was like you know, can palm number one in defense attorney. Hang the banner yeah like that
a subset stat. I love that debited riyos gray coldness what we thought if I was number one ranked anything, adding a world and better believe, I'm poem that start up all the time at college.
what was often this weekend.
I clark yeah women's
buzz reader illegally era.
On ruckert shut out rockers big come back against penn state. I bet on pin state those unfortunate yeah. I guess I should do. I was gonna, be my whose back put was causing just is ike. I it's been torturing to watch them the season, the hunter dick
in the one guy. You can't have who's been basically being the heel all year. He hits a three when they should have fouled. I they try to file at half court at the possession, but
or but everyone's like they should have found they should offer. Will you should have great guard said that he did give the call
it's a foul on that possession yeah, I'm not talking about the. I know you're the one that you're talking to yeah, but also on the last possession grey garden. He was telling his team to foul.
And apparently they were trying to what they weren't following hard enough. It was bad job following an end hundred dickinson put the ski mask on. It was bad.
well, they are one in one against the badgers this year. So I don't that was. He was like he one hundred tickets and put out a instagram post, been like I stood by everything I say to
kill you I and one is the badger. Gay went one and one and it was too pretty tight games, but I so I had a tweet after and
just here's what I don't understand so obviously,
We were a hard on our sleeves as sports fans. I am thirty eight. I should be more mature than this, but I'm not I'm being honest and being vulnerable. I absolutely let my team's success dictate my mood. I was very upset grumpy mad. Ah all those things my question to you, Pft, is: why can't
I ll be a grumpy triggered pitch after my teams lose whenever what else can I think now should be
What's it like, I, I don't anything. People should be applauding the fact that I'm a grumpy triggered pitch after my teens lose because
I could easily just remove myself and be
I call on you know I gotta
things going on in my life. I got I'm successful. I dont need to care about a bunch eighteen year olds play
basketball on a sunday, it's kind of your job, but I do well no, but I I would care, even if it was my job I'd that would have ruined my
so yeah no matter what way I look at it. You'd rather you'd, rather care way too much than be completely numb to it. That's the danger that you live in if your teams are just consistently bad for a long time. So if you still feel pain,
That actually means that you're you're still expecting good results its once. You stop without expectation
you're just numb and are used to it, and then you just
lose all interest in sports. You don't want to get down that
but I also think that there is something to be said for having sports, be your outlet, as a guy did have to be able to get emotional about stuff. It's like it's. It's a free space, it's a safe space for us yet triggered out, because if you let those emotions,
people to other party life, then that's bad, but now you ve got this one hour. Where were you start stinking? They do and would put the reason why it has of sport yea another j d. They send the whole day and is probably that sounds good. I think that's a good thing for you to all of our listeners, our lovely,
w elles I guarantee, when you
or team loses your grumpy triggered pitch online and in person. Let me
have the same. Let us let us be the same. Let me blast shout and be upset for a little bit, because I was upset the way they lost.
Sent me here. We ve got ruined my day that because, like you can't if they had just lost in a regular
lost. I will be able to deal with it, but not following up three with them.
secondly, to have left the room.
My dad and his hunter dickinson.
We asked who's been he's been trying to joker fire himself this year, for she has been doing like a half ass version of method acting turning into ledger, but this
was actually like the jokers respond. The one time it actually works were works well, they're going to lose to illinois and indiana, so there probably won't even make determined either yeah to bubble teams it. Just I just just afford me again. I think that people should applaud the fact that I still let a bunch of fucking kids,
us kids playing a basketball game on a sunday afternoon ruin,
a day and maybe my weak and pass
We my week like this one, could have ruined my weak yet to be-
in how I wake up tomorrow morning. People should applaud that. I still care when I could just going off. Oh who cares this again
So this afford me the same right that you have to just be
I mean people, I know people when they get upset when they run their team loses they just go, and they argue,
people online it. So it's outlet that we all need. You don't need. You need to get on that burner life. The burner life really
change her name to do it myself, it so fond to just to get anonymous and replied to a major reporters twitter like a final score, tweet and noble
even those that it's you it's so good yeah. I just
you're myself, though I like to just be myself and let you know I'm vulnerable, I believe just
wikihow, I'm I'm getting into a dark place and the reason why I brought up the the being numb to things is because that's kind of a personal situation that I'm I'm anticipating going through very soon, because you you experience it with the bears esther even before the season started, no expectations whatsoever with bears. I found myself in a place where the next year, I really don't, have anything to look forward to,
you towards. Why do at all at where the same yeah I own, I dunno I ousting about this independent of you,
I was sitting, but how sad it is that the best thing that happened to me in my sports like this year, is that the bears were the worst team. Yeah. That's literally
that cigarettes habit yeah that well. The best thing that's happened to me in the last calendar year is the report that Dan Snyder was going to sell. The team which looks like it's not even gonna happen. Now, right, so I've I've got, I've got the nats, they are going to stink. The caps are selling everything they stink right now. I've got the wizards kind of, but I'd never care about them
and then Dan Snyder sticking around. So I don't. I am a dc difficult now to know dc defenders to finish first place in the east, although we need to stick, we need to be like, like boondocks saints, when we're back to back just fighting everyone, because the hanks of the world, these people winners running around or even the almost winter,
the masses of the world, they can laugh and our face. I did the same calculation in my head. The cubs might be frisky but, let's be honest, they're not gonna, like do anything. The the like biggest story for the black box has been just
four patrick came to get to see what you can best wherever they live the best american hike wherever
is what you get treated the bull sign, pat Bab, who is
culture changer, but the peak now is to ah make the playoffs
and lose in the first round. That's a ceiling yeah! I then the bears have the number
again. The best thing that ever happened to me that there was the badges round the bubble and probably out, and that the best thing has happened me this entire year. Is it the bears for them?
India, and yet I, but here I think that's had had- is a very good thing. That's a very good thing. I the best thing- I guess I guess I'm just gonna- have to be a full time.
smash. Golf clubs am usually winds away. Now they can't put on ok, didn't know at this time than one I'm gonna blame this on hanks misinformation became tormenting alienating on they move. Gauze, hang it owes hang there are settled. You want us hank. That said that cause
everything wrong called. It was so,
jam you when they moved up into the in football
had a one year policies and ban when you change conferences in basket in due course
we'll do that, so J, really colonial. They can still win the sun. I ibid abbot. I look
I've got it up. I don't like four hundred people and has weak hake, for I was,
walking around all week. Just telling people that's horsey. I look like such a fool. I know I know other heads, you know jam, you can't make it. I know, that's what everybody says. You have been eligible and college possible merrimac one of the americans, that out of four year turned over its do last year, belarus, on the eighth on tournaments. They couldn't go dancing that was bullshit. Another piece of bread, miller news also happened this week, india, when he came out of the court for pre game introduction, is timid,
let down when you step down the court. Now he
been doing that all year and it's a pretty common pre game introduction thing with a pat you down like you're, stepping into the octagon
but, as NATO said not great up
yeah, don't you say bad optics, that's just a code
for being like it was bad. It was bad, they
so Brandon miller. Like date again, they do it every time. I kind of figure that when I saw the like the entrails like this is probably planets like a handshake, whatever
He is an eighteen year old kid this. This portion, I'm not going to talk about the other sub, but this portion, he probably didn't think twice like. Oh, I proceeded nate oats is a fucking douche,
because they notes is like he said it
The comments he was like yeah
really watch the pre game? That's not what, like part of what I'm doing.
And then he realized, like oh shit. This is another situation where I'm doing a boys will be boys, yes and he shouted shut down. His own brain MID sentence was like yeah will stop doing that
it was bad. Nato's just have
little common sense for your team, your coaching eighteen year, old kids you have to
the common sense- yes, he is he's the brain is the adult exactly like. If Lebron james got busted for distributing fitness, I would imagine that he would stop doing the chalk toss.
As for as table rights, but he's an adult he's, he's a father, three right, bread and miller. Yes, maybe out you know
because I think brain will probably should have not done that. He should.
I think I will say the bread and milk s just because your
years old? You should probably not not do the other will happen pact agreed, but you also need
I'm gonna put a lot more blame on nato's for all this, in terms of how is
what I would say yeah in this circumstance a bad guy. I would say forty per cent Brendan miller's fault, sixty per cent nato says yes, yes, ict suite. When we talked about football there for second, I had a thought that popped in my head talking about how bad our teams are- and I want to throw it out there as long as the trust tree. So maybe no one repeat what I'm about to say. Outside of these walls, I had a thought that popped in my head
it's a scary thought it's something I don't want to happen, but I also have played it out my head and it would be kind of exciting the bears trade. The number one pick we all expect that if they don't, they should just burn the whole franchise is smokescreen. The bears trade, the number of catholic, the bears, also trade, Joseph fields. Then he
get loaded then have like eight for strong picks and here's the reasoning. And again I don't want you wouldn't happen. It just feels the guy. I'm just saying this: you become the falcons
tar team, I'm just saying this, I'm just saying this, because there is a theory out there when you're talking about like the eagles jail, unhurt state, the eagles were able to load up because they were able to take advantage of a cheap contract with quarterback. The bears a weird situation where they have to get kind of good this year to see, if just in fields really is that franchise quarterback? I think he is, but you have to there still is some holes in this game. I'm fully of admitting that so you have to get kind of good to get to that point and then to get to that point, you would then be in your four and start running the clock on like now, you're getting really good, but now you have to pay him a lot of money. What have they said? We wasted two years of this financial flexibility of a young quarterback. What if we just strip it all the way down and get all the picks and have all the cap and killed williams, drake maize, common up? I will
do that again. I do not want this to happen. The thought came in my head, because this is what we do is stupid. Sports fans, where you're just sitting on a friday night in your brain, is wondering why you're watching a movie in your thinking like what, if the bears, do this that floury what's happening. The problem without is, is if you're, the of affairs and you hit that big reset and its then year, you put yourself one o clock to ease the craziest move. You know it's all right, it's a crazy move, but it also you could talk. Yours
into how crazy the indwelling even watching dry.
it's so crazy. It might be smart by this logic. Are you basically saying that the quarterback position is like the running back position
almost interchangeable billy s what we ve started. We started. I take it. You want the young with brok party, like you, don't
you. Don't even need a good quarterback to be good at quarterback. Oh no, it's you still need a very good quarterback, but there is a like it. It is pretty clear you either have a really great quarterback, Patrick mom's, Joe burrow Josh Allen, like whatever geno smith, geno smith tower pro. You have a rug, very good quarterbacks. He doesn't have to be all world great, but very good.
We're back on a cheap ordeal, any can load up round, but then you then I would point you two recent history and look at teams at once. Superbowl yeah look at their quarterback catch. My hopes are pretty good,
yeah. No, they aren't bought effort, but I would then
You are right in saying teams that lost superboss. They went through as this one
yeah, oh, no! No, the yemen hurts jimmy corrupt law. I guess he was a little more expensive but not asks
yeah! No, it's actually. It is a great way to lose to get to a super bowl and lose to a better quarterback to lose a super bowl. But I you you wouldn't take losing it.
right now I love to love. Love lies. If I lose superbowl, that's that's dream for you.
If you told me, I could lose the next three super bowls would be like sign me up. Yeah, I mean that's titled. That means I can win three nfc championship games, yeah that that actually, that would total up. If you have, if you have three seasons, a row losing super bowl. Yeah, it means that you have what eighteen months of pure joy in your life:
experience looting depending on like if you get the buyer, not you have like. I don't
like seven to nine play off.
wins. Yeah the bills had
They had no idea how good they had it. Nine
they ended its great football there's some great home games in the playoffs. I
true and now the they're their semi back, but like it, you will you
you know notice the good old days when the good old days were happy. There was a bleak, oh man, twenty five years in there losing super bowls, be so fun right now the cowboys would kill to lose, also provide jerry jones to do anything where you say: Billy who's, your quarterback, then next year it's a it's a total like reset of everything. Again I don't want to do this. I think just feels very good. I think they should keep that they might my official stances if the bears. Don't trade the first round pick or the first pick overall for more,
Everyone should be fired and I won t just feel just in fields also cale Williams, drake may our boat. We can airy very good quarterback prosper. We glossed over what he would have been a real lesson feels was on the show, but he did say he hates playing in cold weather.
We want to do any, wants heights yeah and
loves aaron rodgers yeah. What have you trade? Just in fields keep the number,
don't take Anthony richard shot up. That's employees, don't do that now
no, no, no, no stone it out there. Now
the us. What always the pic go deeper max, dug it
Now is how you guys know be trading jumped just peeled from multiple first run, pecks treating the first pick from multiple first round picks, and then you have.
Basically, I'm saying I want the process
cause. I always have thought that as much as ever made fun of the process, the process was fun because it gave a very clear strategy. Do the fans being like here's the plan, because that's what happens a lot in sport is a team will tank and they
like a team, will tank an owner, be like fuck. This I don't like.
Many more like we have to start doing better,
Then they signed a butcher contracts that are very good and they get a little more
We better, I liked being like
Hey we sock, we're gonna suck, but oh my god, once we get to the promised land can be incredibly what's funny is weakened
The more we can, we can argue so that some things like we can talk about whether the process worked in philadelphia, but I'm more of a process
guy, so I'm actually gonna take the side of
process of the process work. Yes, the results of the process did not worth a pic because the process the process was in place. You just happen to take been simmons and marco full right with your first session
data inserted jason tatum, whereas if you just appreciate to process the process it,
works yeah. No, he did everything that was planned. The actual picture the heart were getting double processed on. That's where it's like the this move that I just talked about for the bears would be very stupid because the the actual like plan of finding the players is the hard part getting the picks. Anyone could get a bunch of picks. That's how the celtics team,
basically can see after they had like three years. Work that we just had gone into. The draft was like we have
in drafting and then danny would just try them for other draftsmen,
and you guys and then eventually now we're getting age even admitted that he thought it was like. It was actually kind of some walk because he didn't think that the nets when they treated cagey in Paul pearson,
I would be as bad as they were and you guys are losing and b a finals, which is the dream, get to a final and lose yeah, not for me, but that that's your guys goals. I I understand
Did you not have fun lustre, though I did I,
I get it ad nauseam foreign ride free. It was an amazing ride. You
think about. I want to think about how fun that spring. So I've experienced it I'm not going to. I know I don't want to like you know rain on your.
rate. I know what you guys want: it's not his fault.
winning, but it still form the very fond.
But once you when it's like you just one when you guys have to get to them,
Will we ever tasted yeah yeah? I know we're losers. We are a fish,
Loser, I'm actually like me. I don't think we're such losers, that in our wildest dreams of winning, we still lose.
that's the way I feel like I'm I'm trying to actual. What's a fair hypothetical agent for the next fifty years, I said that your team can win one superbowl, but the rest of the the the forty nine years. They won't go to the play out suck or in the next fifty years your team can Lou.
Fifteen of us out. I want.
I don't know
Here's what a run that would be lucid. Fifty jewels is kind of a mini dynasty. You get to go to like just think about how funds miserable weak with this is. This is the lucas.
Naturally, this is great because we both had the thought about how bad our teams are independently, and then we stumbled upon this hypothetical that just
shows how rock bottom we. I actually think that the highlight of my next year and sports is going to be
being ecstatic when christian yellow loses the home under bia. Does this address s back yeah fuck man bill? You feel bad for us is as bears in commanders, France, not I'm, ok. I could actually add some kid. She come up to me. I care movers super weak
it was like I want to fuck, I'm a jets fan lifelong just. I want to fucking fight billion that momentum. We were riding high. We were like cheese heads in greenbelt trails after that, come on yeah it. Never it never.
with it when I was thinking by aaron rodgers darkness retreat than he just got out of a bit more of the weekend. I think he is
the same thing is doing a death simulator.
He was just simulating being dead for a prolonged period of time, but it
given that longer time, but I think, like your body, if you just don't see any light for two three days at a time, you probably get that
the empty hit. Your body thinks that you're dead yeah, but again he went for tonight's yeah, that's crazy!
all we had we laid happy. We also
so wilson, more russia, Wilson, like clean up the post mortem, the post mortem
it's just basically, any russell wilson hater just keeps getting like, and a new a new video just dropped on you porn, come read it on the athletic Russell wilson had his own office and everyone thought it was weird it why it's so basically talked about how everything fell apart in this past year said that he asked for an ultimatum on his way out before the seahawks got traded. He asked for PETE Carroll and john schneider, as I write this as the apt to get fired. So basically you know them or me situation. Seahawks smartly were like well, okay, you you're gone and we'll get a bunch of picks, for it went to ah Denver had his own staff in the building had his own office upstairs and and and teammates were
if he was, he told us all, we had he had an open door policy yeah and one of the anonymous sources. Like you know, it's an open door policy being at your locker locker yeah, yeah yeah. Everyone has an open door policy. It is very bizarre to like go up to cherish being like jesse, though you can always come and talk to yeah, no shit upstairs
It also make an appointment with my manage revived. I'm so he's ozone floor like its. It was like the Bernie made off thing. We have that the secret floor, all the bad she happens to be ass. It was like him in
and hack it upstairs and in all the co chest and the other side he had of whiteboard those as big as the wall, where he would just right motivational quotes on the watch. Your ass off to read, decorated like it was home goods.
And the players could come up to the second floor if they wanted to and before hack it was fired if office hours he did have officer before before I got fired, let Davis Murray reached out to shun peyton and ass sean pain. Like hey sean, come to denver me in my back field teammate, we want you there and champagne was further. Think of like what other running back on the team. He could be talk music. What who were you talking about? You actually wrote back his acuity mean and will tavi said number three, which
That was the week before they got their ass, kicked by the rams or maroon bakers up like fifty one on him yeah that was that was so nathaniel hecht was still the coach of the team. Well, players on the team were reaching
the patent in saying a russian. I want you to coach team next yeah it was on
I actually went away feeling bad for nathaniel Hackett. I would like to get him back on the shelves thinking about it just to be like if he could laugh about it and be like yeah. I was. I wasn't ready for that job. I think it'd be fun, but he his biggest crime Nathaniel Hackett, was he walked into a situation where he just wanted to please everyone and he wanted to please Russell
wilson and he wanted to kind of be his body. Not as that. That's where you get your first time head coach right, you don't come in and you're not going to lay down the law,
He said he wanted to be like collaborative that Russell Wilson wanted it to be called
cairo irving model on the network. The players help go to the team. So
russia. Wasn't those installing zone plays along with the help of his quarterback coach and they were giving input on what the play cause we're gonna be tennessee.
We'll have to. He was a cool yeah. You don't not like the other coaches and the fun coach right. You can come talk to me. Alright, I'm cool! I want you guys to succeed so that didn't work at all now pains coming in and pains can be like okay, new sheriff in town get your quarterback coach out of my facility. I'm going to be calling
yes, that's what I do as a head coach. I also love that he was basically at the law. I think it was the last two weeks of the season. They got rid of Russell Wilson's office because, like me, this is a bad idea, a little little too little to
yeah? I mean that situation. I do think yet his name on the door
the approach of MR unlimited, MR unlimited come. Please come see me if you need, if you need anything that has to be the most awkward situation to be
like like imagine if I walked in one day, was like listen anything you need. You can always come to me. You know what we're teammates you. What are you talking about you like that?
He was doing now is t may just so you don't like em yeah. If you have any concern
yeah or just like me, a call it's just going to be me and our hr rep and we're just gonna. You know talk like normal guys, Pft, if you, if you need me to do a quick run through of the ads with you before we taped the show I'm happy to do that
awesome very thought. Let me know. Shit is tb with what the fuck is this guy on
so yeah. That was a that was a cool story to read. I'm looking forward to I'm going to access more content on my athletic premium, plus account to get the details. You guys don't get yeah. I have the ebb and flow premium, dude yeah, but do you have premium plus yeah? What would it gets? A podcast credit
Are you? The credit check is craig jackets for ninety nine a month four hundred dollars a month? What do you mean? I just get all the information, the secret. Stop, that's a very deep got it yeah.
Probably I probably you need a letter recommendation from three current subscribers and one editor. Yeah yeah, there's like a blood,
ceremony. I will not ashes, but how can you delete this as a model?
I do violated my india. I actually do like the athletic. It is funny, though, that not funny, because people lose their jobs with it like. I saw that that dork stewart mandel, who hated the barstool sports ball like saying that the PAC twelve is losing and losing rs or no teams are losing our ascent so like the like, Bally sports is going to cover this team or whatever the day that the athletic he's the college football editor the day the athletic lost the writer for the wash for washington huskies in Virginia virginia tech hokies, like the the idiocy of him, to say that
look at all. These teams are losing a great coverage wilder. What cause the athletic needs that they need to do more russell wilson stories they didn't know always read that that's this is my favorite part of the athletic. Actually is the post mortem scenario on they did one with urban meyer lie out here. Yeah, I love when things are happening. It's like. We always think about hard knocks up. I can't wait to access and hard knocks later when she gets super dysfunctional within a fell teams. I just can't wait to see that, like
clean fought from the data come out. Yet in three months, when Iraq about all this shit that went down yeah, which did not for them. That's ok, I mean Stuart Mandela, dork.
you are you're a door open access screen grab from my premium plus stuff on to admit you don't have to subscribe to them out I'll pass. That alone. Remember
when he twisted about how upset he was in a gas. Was it though the vaunted pool world was getting like
sullied by by water sports name, and you just owned him you're like gets not like. We have a bull sponsored by the company. That kills me
with bombs lightly. Martin lucky
business model is to figure out how to kill as many people as possible as efficiently as possible, but tambos guess at ask eyes, have a born yeah this end the world. That's in debt,
talk but hey, it is to say anything mean about him, he's just a dork, alright, wha! Oh, should we talk about jake, Paul Tommy, fury?
quick, yell Abiola's when it comes to jake Paul fights- I don't. I don't really care about Jake Paul, but I am interested in watching the hype. That's been built up around him and specifically fighting a train boxer really for the first time. In a way I can put that in quotes fur for tommy fury because Tommy furies opponents leading into this fight had a total record of twenty four, a hundred seventy six and five
That includes give gingerous and drives yes, who had a lifetime record in boxing of ten a hundred and two and three
he's lost a hundred into professional body matches yeah, that's hearted, its varied and
Callum eddie was zero. Twenty six into
and press my slaw be ended up with two and twelve
Second than another guy, there was owen, twelve
and this is what happens in boxing you. Obviously they do this a lot with anyone, any young boxer. They want to get you as many wins as possible before they challenge you with someone legit, I I I was the skip bayless tweet for this fight. I was. I was wrong about being wrong because I've always stood on the the stance that Jake Paul, like it's nice. What he's doing the minute he fights a real boxer he will get beat. Unfortunately, I didn't think tommy, for he was real boxer cause. I saw him fight in cleveland and he fought Jake.
Sparring partner, who has like eight inches smaller than him, and he struggled for four rounds, so that was my miscalculation. Yeah I mean I was right about my original. Take that once Jake Paul fought a real boxer, he would lose. I just didn't think tommy fury was a real boxer. So now my updated boxer rankings are jake Paul last tommy fury. Second, the last jake Paul is like the best amateur boxer in the world. Yeah or one of them should fight Bobby layne
yeah like now be a great by our Billy yet or billy. I take their fight, but no shit. We're only forget honey. I answer tat paul by Bobby. You should fight pop. Now I dont want billion come on we're. Still. Your guy
guys but yeah. I I always never fight a half right, yeah, never fight a cop he's, not a cop,
I always thought the jake Paul would lose when he when he went up against a real opponent, because it's just boxers are different breed like hand, hand speed all these thanks and it just unfortunately, I didn't think tommy fury was real boxer his his I was wrong. His bet paid off
Equally him dodging him for that one fight that whole drama around getting a green card. Basically because you're connected to organized crime, we have fury family like that dodgy and for all that time, what paid off tommy, unlike cassim rock men, would have killed Jake Paul.
I mean boxing yeah, any boxer like they are doing that weird weight stuff with the same rockman and he's like they're, basically trying to make me like not be able to rehydrate back to the full weight they are jake Paul is trying to mess with rock yeah pre fight so that he can perform to his best in that fight. So I mean it does set up the perfect re
because I think more people are going to be interested in this. I don't I don't want to see a remarkable, but if you can
the day I watched it now is like these guys, both woolsack yeah,
Well, I I do not I'm not interested in a rematch, I mean bad boxing is still good, visuals, really bad boxing yeah.
is different. Tolerant, rowdy tie him up on friday, night yeah yeah. That's why
hurt because you don't you don't know what to expect like. Actually the the worst ah rough and rowdy bouts. We I think we have twenty plus fights on friday. Nights can be incredible.
in west virginia every single time. We do a rough and rowdy, it's so much fun. Usually the fights that are the least entertaining are the guys that know how to box the best during me, because they know how to defend themselves and they're they're. Trying to set up the jab and stuff so when, when you have guys who actually know what they're doing a little bit like jake, Paul and tommy fury, but they aren't good enough to be great boxers, snooze fest, we didn't drink
but four hundred grand on on Jake paw jokes, I think maybe I might have made that up. Hank you wouldn't porno. Yet drakes poor choose for now poor he's
boy June means like out the conspiracy, the conspiracy pirate twitter, the same ones. That said tyrant, woodley
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every time billy severely rain. Yet, but you know how you see the devolution of noble take the people were time. Other thyssen fury
people said and Anderson silver there is. Finally, oh there
right there saying that job
Paul in order to sell the next fight purposely knew that it would be bad if you won this fight
yeah that makes Europe Nobody'D cells. The true itself that is now in a wild doesn't because this is the one. I sis was gonna, be a right for Jake Paul to prove that he can be a real boxer in there that he would react, aureole real box or afterwards. So this just kind of like a bit pops, the balloon of Jake Paul's grow.
like profiling, roxanne, where now he has to go back and start from scratch, and so no one out there can actually say with a straight face the jake Paul. Could
pete in professional by and I watched this man, I watch the whole fight and at no point was like. I want to see this again. I think casually. Might I do I I I think the storylines better
first such as our him yeah, that's it?
be a body out on the sets I get. There would be some more for the second one in the four yeah. That's what I think so
I don't know I'm gonna diving into billy's conspiracy, theory and because we need even talk about long island, so fight you eating. You like you can
in that either way, though, depending on where you had originally there's a massive conspiracy like age, browns tweet
is that right and where he said that we haven't
to the moon, because we ve never been back to the moon imagined it.
U s. Government sent people to the moonlight every month, we'll be like why the fuck are we
spending millions of dollars to go to the moon instead of spend that money back here you can play that either way to be conspiracy, so, like Billy with your point, if, if Jake Paul had if, if
it won this fight. I'm telling you right now that his next fight would be much much bigger, but now it's that he lost, then you could just pull it out of your ass and say we'll know his fights can be better next time because it's rematch know but like, for example, we didn't talk about the Anderson silva fight. He had like this this time
this match up is the most probable match, a form that he said he would have gone to another boxer after this who'd yachting that he would have kept it would have wapiti saying I grew like Jake Paul's. The entire premise was he's going to shake up the boxing world by slowly building up to real boxers. This was his first real boxer
it's. What what was the records of guys that yeah twenty four one hundred seventy six and five like? If he had beaten him, then he gets another step up then he gets another step up, but I don't think the next step would have been as big of a a market of people willing to buy it. Maybe that's what I'm saying because
some. I just know. Personally, I did not yeah, I watched it and it was like. If this happens again, I don't because the the the reason why tune in this time was to be like. Can jake Paul beat a real boxer? Also, he threw way like his punch output was so low, Jake Paul in the fight it was like he was a commie had three hundred and fifty punches. He only had one hundred and fifty seven made it. Probably when you provide a real boxer, is probably a lot harder to to time it and also be like fuck. I could get hit at any moment and a guy your size and age yeah
yeah and so yeah. I I feel like no one won that one yeah well that fight Jake Paul. I like I've, always liked tommy furious. I do an appy, your big tommy, fury guy.
that I watched his season of love island and I wasn't you know not a huge reality guy, but I got sucked into it and I actually liked him a lot yeah, oh by the way hank since ron you before we get to who's back the week and christian yelich yeah. Would you like to sock it all about you, just stopping on the grave filled out, they've already been buried in a saturday night that credits the mba these saturday games are fun to watch like they do a good job with the matchups and everything.
I bought just a perfect way for philly, like the m bead shot was so fucking crazy and it didn't count. Jayson tatum is an absolute ice, cold killer. How do you feel knowing that you just killed a bunch
people who are already dead. I feel great, I mean my rivalry with philly is really rooted in the celtics
sixers. Obviously there was a super bowl a few years ago. That kind of you know would happen. The the eagles beat the patriots, but the patriots balls beat the eagles. That's a one one,
But you don't mean max, is
tension in and she talking is always around the celtic sincere sixers if they ve had a lot of play off match up in the past few years. So it's a bit
very fun rivalry to watch subjects when every single time they were dead,
and like fifty. Maybe that's why it's fun, for you great great fourth quarter for fourth quarter comeback: great brad Stevens! You know out of the timeout call they asked him afterwards, like how'd. You come up with ideas that I stole from brad. Ah, and then envied now was when he hit that shot was like. No
with the way that it was just as just a second second, he knew it, so he was in the locker room before they even reviewed. You remember it. I think it was last year two years ago, then, when envied had that one full court heave from
yeah a baseball, and yet we are pleased he now has two of the best last second, mrs of all time yeah it was so cool max is still on vacation amr com, rockwork as he was upset.
If you are meaning him so hard, not even higher. You know, I saved, obviously the the the eagles losing the super bowl. There were some very, very funny memes made by the wl. I saved a couple of them.
And then when they lost their were it was so reason that they're just the top my camera yeah, he is still on vacation. I the biggest take away from
in that game. We ascend as sixers playoff goals, would be the batman of if you're rooting for content for the show it would be it'd be offers max cause a blake rent in Sinton, yeah yeah. I guess I'll just watch. I watch you guys just kill each other and I want to support interrupting max's vacation arena max sorry to interrupt your vacation. We need it. We need a comment. Real, quick on the game.
You see it's while hasn t did watch it. I know you watched it cause your texting with them after yeah.
Ices cordless sex to I'm? Not I'm not just detonators, it huge vein of their court. There. You
forms disgusting report looks great. What would be the funniest outcome for sixers celtic series?
I whopping seventy sixers, three one lead blowing it
don't I got one more obvious. Mind would be no
no, no, no, no, not sharp hague. That would not be good content. Think well for the people yeah a game. Seven, the sick
being up three one max being like: we've won it it's over and then you guys coming back and winning in game. Seven would be I mean he would maybe quit. I mean it's. A three nothing come back would be better yeah. If that's the case, yeah holy shit, I think for oh sweet.
Yes, sir fuck you you see you don't you don't care that and that's why we that's not true or you don't care about people. That's all I care about a three, a three one: comeback, doc, rivers actually throwing up on the court in game. Seven as the celtics beat them. That's the other funniest wrinkle of it all is that the sixers fans hate doc, rivers, yeah, no jay Wright will be their coach soon. Alright, we covered a lot is great. We can sports sports is a sports podcast. Sports baby is a lot of fun unless you who's back the week brought to you by our friends at coors light covering our time in your calendar. To kick back and relax can be tough with so much going on. I listened. You have free time of a sudden, a free time evaporates. You think you have all this time and then boom something pops up. Gotta fix something with your car, your house gotta go see family cherish your free time, and you owe it to yourself by cracking open an ice, cold coors light the beer, that's literally made the chill. I always needed chill the most like on Friday nights long week, sit down, know it off the tape chauffeur a couple of days. That's when I crack open a coors light. There's only one beer out is literally made to chill and that's coors light the mountains on the bottles and cans even turn blue, when your beer is cold. That way, you always know when it's time to
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My whose back the weak as many machado, oh yeah, get paid, got paid eleven you
three hundred fifty million dollar contract extension. The pod raise fund money, that's its increased.
I don't know, I don't know where this came out of, but there the out they spend more than any other franchise, are thinking and pro sports. Yes and say I mean in baseball, it's it's sometimes is
bill is just having an owner that wants to win games you and if you're, rich enough, you can absolutely just by your weight. When again,
many machado, toddy, junior soto, bogart. You darwish it. Also nelson crews, car
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Their owner was like this is sick. Why don't? We have a good team and say yeah, it's a great color scheme, yeah right, the dark brown, the yellow. There are pinstripes every now and again, yeah yeah. Ah, maybe the person twenty twelve. I might have that wrong either way. Yeah they're spending fun money, it's crazy! It's insane! What are they going to do about tatties? Which which tatties up to these days on the butte, be a good boy? Please, yes, but he has got to be on suspended what fifty games or something yeah. I think he had a yeah. He should be back. He should be back just please stop doing that, I think, is all they're going to say. I think I think the padres are going to be the most fun team in baseball this year. Yeah. That was
this will prove what we did with rhyme sellers while the strip yet who whose what's your, whose back by whose back the weakest sam heard. Yes, we might
spokenness into existence. He asked week in our cocaine bear preview
sam herd has been released from federal penitentiary in bastard texas after serving a ten year since for distributing cocaine and marijuana dislike
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and yeah that that sounds right, yeah, so yeah, it's viral marketing is gonna. Bother me, I'm gonna! Look it up yeah, they had those guys sitting in the stands and shit.
also so SAM hurd is officially out of prison. The cowboys should sign him like he'd, be very funny if SAM Hurd got back into the nfl after all this, yes I'd agree bring him back. Why not? Where is the where's? The orange vanilla, coke? Let's see, and so he was, I think we talked about last week. He was trying to move like millions of dollars of cocaine,
at the time, which is I mean you. Gotta have dreams, gotta have goals and ambition, and he knew that he wasn't going to be the best player in the nfl. So he was like. I might as well be the best drug dealer,
I fell right, which he he was on on pace to do and but credit to him for having some ambition, also for for getting out of prison after ten years yeah. That's gotta be such a great day, huh being in prison ten years
you get out there movie about you, there's a movie coming out. First thing you do after you get out of prison and a ten year sentence I would probably just go: go to mcdonalds, get some fries yeah.
big mac. Yes to get a few talk, allow yeah I'd. I think you go
fast food immediately and then you have like a big dinner later on. After that we got getting my steak, but you just you, stop at the first fast food restaurant. You see, yeah console find this. I this going to drive me nuts. Now were you looking for orange vanilla know this
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live gulf yak. It was broadcast so Gregg norman last year. So there are four networks: there were in a bidding war for live, golf ended up being see, w was a network that one out
of the four networks. Ah, you might remember, radiant over you error rate, our broadcasting. What one tree hilda would do the eyes were suffices for here in philadelphia,
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on sea w. It was outraged by worlds funniest animals and by the birstall sports.
golf adventure. Yes, I got not officially unofficially put live. Gulf is back in nodes washing it also. I don't have we ever talked
but it's very funny that live golf doesn't have the twitter handle live gulf. Yeah
Nobody has yet a girl named, live olivia following in south wales, she's, a junior golfer age, seventeen and her twitter windows live
india is gonna happiness, goons pale and how they got the back here. I'm my four year old son
walked in the other day and he was like dad. Can we put the the aces are playing yeah? Can we watch the aces his big aces? I don't know why they thought, like golf, is not a team sport. No, it's never going to be team sports.
No, I I was right or cut rider colombia every two years. That's that's! Not! Teams s! That's country its america, yeah p were watching for america on that one yeah,
we try to do the work with the presence cup, no really getting it acts. What is it to america verse?
the southern hemisphere headings world, nothing! It's arrest, every
except for your? Yes, the rest of the world that's come on when we want to will be two fuckin.
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You know get on the pj tour and try and become a prone that way, but I think I would be. I think, I'm going to make myself open for the live tour. Yeah! That's my goal is to have the live twice on you. It can be breaking one hundred mil. Just give me just pay me yeah, and I mean
you think to live to be interested in a washed up. I got out his ugly. Someone used by cancer is a slur made a day. I didn't like it yet. Our word
it was very, is very. Did he say within at the energy the your jean Paul stand, forty year old, pod, castor, oh god that fucked up that's all,
were even billy would save us all those
We hear tat by the way. Speaking a golf, we will have our full swing review on Wednesday. So if you haven't watched its on netflix, its awesome we'll have a couple guys on who maybe we're featured.
Get excited draw to survive is also back and I want overs episode and I was racket,
brain on what happened, and I actually don't remember- you have on kind of fizzled out on that. I'm excited to see what happens: yeah yeah full swing, though what we will do the full review, but just a quick review is oh, this is a fun memory lane of all
Last monday bidding on wheels outsource, yes, fucking yeah. I remember where I was just because I always a witness think that they're, like oh yeah, we'll sell on the leader borders a cause for concern
he was always around this year. This is the year for sure is up. I will let him in every major until he wins a major. That is a guarantee
I'm gonna, willie z in max mastery up the up.
Kabila hoosier, whose back bones
bones. Yeah are dudes, so dirty water, don the guy that donny does, and I went diving the east river for bones with he is found a bone. He found a jaw bone of a step, a bison which is just a prehistoric gigantic bison, just like bigger horns, bigger just like to late prehistoric bison anyway. He found
and the jawbone in the east river. So that means that it is true. There were tons of bones dump there is that, where you guys were looking that same law, so it's a little of it was a little different of location. It may have been because of how I mean almost one hundred years of tidal waters. Moving in and out, hymns move some of it, but they might have found like sort of the of the jedi off where it goes where they you could find the bone. So there they found the spot they're. Looking at, did it more in depth.
Rogan posted there picture. So I mean they did they, how its bodies that worth? Because you were saying it was gonna, be worth like hundreds of millions of dollars
Basically, imagine like you're looking for a treasure chest full of gold coins. They found one coin right, so anything
rest of it and also step a bison. You know bones aren't as valuable as a mammoth tusk, but means that they're sniffing in the right place. When did you find we found a tusk fight?
Halloween, that's yeah, enjoy your joy, the giant. How we anything else wonders why now here can't yeah? I can't find it straight from the house.
It is already having a back I actually
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here. Is christian ouch
Ok, we now welcome on very good friend of the show where current guest for time on it is christiania which the walkie burs
Also the guy who's gonna, maybe give us
in the show. We should start with that. So far,
whose new to the show was it like for you
years ago. I am at the Austro here we were like you, don't have a home run swing christian! In? U n, you told us yeah. I do
next year you on the envy and yours
posed to be in the home run derby, and then you hurt your back a week before it, which was thankful for us, because we said, if you ever win a home run derby. We will eat each other
ass the mother, there's a little bit of a story that
because, yes, there was a video that came out of it has been in a poor. Christian was an opponent, video Elijah! Really, you are,
italian down some far back and we said to ourselves what you're home run swing. Its non existent will each other's ass. If you in the home,
derby and we were we're very nervous, yeah
about there's a three week period were mean be cat sat down, we had to figure out.
okay, how are we going to be able to hit each other's asses and still continue on with our lives? How are we going to go forward yeah? So, let's start there, how is the home run, swing feeling and do you think you'll ever get back to being in the home run derby.
I still pretty good, actually yeah. You know what you know, feeling feeling healthy feeling good. I think that video is honestly how he started to get to know each other
Yes, we want here together the of the alleged video
so still am. I stole my biggest like regrets. What, if moments of my career but not now,
do not harm underweight like not solely
cause like I wanted to do: a homerun derby. It was because of everything that was on the line and all the ways that you guys are scheming up to try and like get outta that bet how it was going to work. I was talking to somebody about the other day after we ran into you on the streets here in scottsdale, and I said I gave them the backstory and how mean big cat we're talking about what we would do to get out and maybe like we think we said, we'd
cut a piece of her ass, all mega chilean, put it into a jelly, and then we need the chilean that I will be better and they
It's me and I felt like the biggest dumb ass in world like Pft one. Why? Wouldn't you just cut like a piece of your cheek off? You don't have to
gasol yeah the bet. We never said that we'd, each other's ass. On the bed I was like: oh my god, yeah you're right. We were just focused on the wrong hole. Yeah and you did have I mean that you're, what forty four home runs, I think, was yeah yeah, not so great after that what happened
do it addresses have shown a while? You know, I think it's you guys were the or the key to the oh you're gonna. We're gonna use this site, and I realise that you come back sorry. I got it it'll be like our journey back to them the hummer under it, and then they got six worse at least six more here.
laughter of plant say other years on the hook for six more years
you may be sure, galatea this year. Only that
yeah, which wasn't twenty eighteen or nineteen? I forgot yeah forgot what year it was but available, smarter and then now all the all the fans of the show are going to hold you guys accountable, which is unfortunate.
truthfully. I didn't. I didn't want to see that happen. I was going to feel kind of bad. If it had happened, invited junior, he was doing his best to help you guys out cause. I think, he'll, like thirty five first round, there's no telling if out of
Now, let's beat them well and also pete Alonso, takes the homer derby way too seriously. So we just need him to just keep competing and having it be. His world series, that's true.
It was, I think, every single year you never know, though you know of it will be able like pay them off or something. But hey this year you gotta, you gotta, sit out cause. We got stuff on the line
yeah. Alright, so have everybody else, throw the home run derby, just to see yeah, and so knowing that you will keep us to this, I think we can be mean back what happened to your swing? He stopped hitting home runs. I dunno man
This was a faithful, have a hard game. All it all went downhill from there. But you know it's one of those things and, like I said, everyone likes a good comeback story. Yeah are you
Did you lose muscle, mastery weaker
I knew guys a new aspect, the stairways by
guys the guys info that he gave ages. He never. He never picked up his phone. I'm offended that you thought that's where I was going with that, but if we're going to bring that up, which I'm just going to rattle this off real quick
for home, runs nine o
seven home runs twenty eight home twenty one home runs. Eighteen home runs thirty six four
for home runs then back to twelve covert season,
covered season, the nine than fourteen you. You did amicable injuries in there, but the outlets
pretty anderson personnel yell at people are saying. This is because, as you, he yet
a nine fifty nine back to seven little fish year that yeah. You know. Ours is kind of going like this and I think we're right we're going back in the right direction.
who are you fully health cause? I know you did have a couple hundred last
yeah, and I this is this the best I felt like in a few years going into spring training and then hopefully keep it. That way. Body feels good and swings been feeling good. Just been. You know, putting more more baseball time, this off season to kind of just iron, some things out and get back after it. So I'm all I've always been cured.
This spring training. Yet we know that like precision for football, guys don't like it, then all I camp probably same for a passport.
he it feels like spring. Training is just really fun cause you guys get to be in arizona owner gets golf, and then you play like a couple: innings obey
both everyday and then you just cause. We went to the cubs spring training a few years ago. They would just like rizzo would would bat twice then get a golf cart back to the facility and then just be out the door in like the fourth
ain't there. It's the beginning of spring training is fun because, as we come back, it's good to see everybody again. I really probably haven't seen many of your teammates over the offseason, or maybe one or two of them, but I always back together again excited about a new year starting and then
If you play like three innings your first couple of games and then you have a day off and then three days on a day off from playing a game, you go practice in the morning, but if you're not playing the game, usually done by ten thirty, eleven o'clock then go do whatever it takes.
in the morning. I've always like spring training. Yeah. Is it true too, with spring training like the old saying, hope, springs eternal, like everytime, we go to spring training, even if you're on a team that maybe doesn't have a ton of talent you're, like anything, could happen here. I've been on plenty of teams
like everyone's guide us underrated. No one thinks we can do this, but we're gonna win the world series of September september. We lost like a hundred
yeah there's like. Oh, I guess it wasn't our year. They all give you like a shirt back in the day. We'd have like a we had to think about the marlins one years. The shirt said like chip right here.
On the shoulder I'll go and I got much different like sayings and numbers on it. So no one's given us credit. We had a talented around here. Ninety five one
man we got our madrigal fire like may readily around. Like we're sorry, man
We all really liked them as like middle of may, and then there's like the seventh inning and went back in the locker room to get like a protein bar or something and like on the
tv locker and was like t meeting after the game and we're getting no head at the time-
I just like shelby shelby miller was throwing a no hitter against us. He went eight and two thirds and boer got a hit, actually broke it up, but in the seventh inning of that game on the tv screens was a team meeting after after the game, like everybody stick around in the locker room and you get like here down the hall,
The present a team came in the gallery to just we fired MIKE Redman we're not
Tell your next manner is, and you ll find out tomorrow
company candidate.
Ass when they made
when the general manager of the team ended up becoming the manager and so yeah that was a that was the last currency
it not being our season. Even though we thought it wasn't spring training, but I kind of snuck yeah kind of circling back every every every all thirty teams. Do you think that you got a chance which is which is great. You know you like being optimistic on the end of the season, but you don't realise
clay there's like pretend that we asked that won the world series when you go spring training either different managers that put you through different drills, too
ready for the season, or is it basically like everyone's working on the same stuff like baseball has been around forever? We know what we have to practice to get ready and I think most
pride do like similar things. They each man or have their own style about how lay back is gonna, be or how regimented it is or what they want to see
doing.
and even rs. I get changes every year like the like. All we did this last year. We really liked it we're gonna, keep it or we didn't really like this stuff like scratch that we're not going to do that anymore.
Certainly like we're drill that they put you through. You see, like quarterback, sometimes go not to a giant foam, noodles or whatever and like trying to dodge beach ball.
like big Ben outfielders. They kind of get like outfitters like last time, killing things
infielders and pitchers? They gotta work on like bunty
it says or what
That is their donate. They always have a good groundwater routine that they I do and then it's actually import
they figure out like bonn, defence tougher or it used to be like schiff shift things and then outfielders like
that somebody fireballs are you you work on like
being around the waller pit thrown a bases, are picking up a ball against the us,
It's the Y extreme training bases like learn how to play baseball all over again. It sounds so far. Does that sounds like a blast. So speaking of the shift,
the new rules this year we think of more hits.
Is it good for you
The army any left hand. Hitters gonna be good, because
if you weren't like a a guy that was like full shift. Full shift like you're still losing hits because of it, because, basically the teams are willing to give you like a single to till a field right cause. They just don't care because it's all about run for them.
and as white people shift, so they d like office guy, had a single to
you didn't hit home, run score like it's a single and that's why you ve funding is to shift like analytically teams dont care, not just more so
just don't hit a homer or hit a double yeah yeah, but you did get some shifts because of the you did get some hits because of the shift as well that you'd get blown up in a ball outs stopped and the infield grass basically year ended up being a hit.
And then you lose the one where had align, drought or right feel in it hits the third basement right now.
What is the new rule again it so you can't we have to have,
infielders fielders on either side of. Secondly, I think, but I don't know if it's like just the basis dividing it or like there's more more like a lion
yeah guys have their feet in the dirt yeah yeah. You can't be in the outfield right, but I think you're going to see- and this is just like a guess as a I dunno, if you're going to have a good guy
motion our short and just
I think it seems the pitcher throws. I got enough, that's legal that will be exciting or, if you have like you could probably do like. I bet you ll see, teams that do like a two men. I feel
centerfielder and left fielder and like move their right fielder to where, like the shift guy used to be. Oh, you know like there's a guy that doesn't really hit the ball to left field very much,
You like that
there's ways around. It will be interesting to see like if teams get super super creative with that at a time like the razor somebody with
decent, like thou the order, or rather that something like we would probably due to yeah. Why aren't you guys take to catch her and when there's two or fewer out and
and nobody on base and less than two.
right. You just move the catch her and you put him at second base and you just
Being the umpire has like yours.
strikes re when they cross the plate technically actually to be talked about, then I'll be fired up about. That is to say where undermine our fast balls off the chest. How many times you been kicked out again, I think you're kicked the lash twice last year. I think.
for a few hours arousing total that attitude
now I see it. There's been a few times
know my guy is as pride deserve like a lot of times. They give you a chance like, especially if they kind of know like I'm at I might have missed it. They give you a chance like staying again I'll, let you say some stuff, but then
Would you say if you magic words, you cross the line you get thrown out
I mean, I think, all of my objections of private and pretty well deserved.
Any of them intentional, like you didn't, feel like playing the rest, the gown want to get home.
No, I mean I got thrown out in the ninth inning one time. Last year it was like ninth inning, with two outs we losing by like three or four yeah, and one is
most of the time when you get thrown out of the game you get back in the locker room and just like the fuck did you do that, for that was not worth it yeah.
but yeah. I don't I don't remember. Even I don't even remember what what they were for. It's all been balls and strikes for the most
yeah and argue balls, and one of them was I
like a czech, swaying economic drop, my bat and they appealed, and so I went around extra three
Some about on the ground strike three obviously didn't agree with it, but I really
anything. I really do anything at the time to get thrown out his eyes.
come back to the back to the door.
As a guy that goes and it's two hours go back to the dug up on. My bat was still on the ground and the home plate. Umpire was like hey, you need to pick your bat up, and so at that point you have like
two choices: either pitch out back. Ok, you're back! Are you just say you fucking?
yeah thrown the game. Where did you get those borders? Those two joy? No, no! That's it! That's what I said. Obviously you know us
as soon as you say that, like you, have that moment of where you've got to decide like shit, my picking this bat up or getting thrown out of the game just like fuck,
im get thrown out of the game you only get thrown out, though you get a you get a letter from the like the commissioner's office like stating like cause the umpires have to write a report. Every time you get thrown out of the game,
and it tells you in the letter like what you did to get thrown out as like in quotations, and I forgot
mine said, I would have said something like at which point like you were told till. I pick up your equipment and use,
and you said you fucking pink like I always, I always say those letters, because
I funny yeah, you end up being closer with the umpires that throw you out too, because you're saying yeah like the next day. You still see them because they're there most of the time the next series you'll see him down the road, your site yeah, my bad man like I know I deserve that, and you know no hard feelings like that's all. That's on me and I
the corner you laugh about it down there did you, did you in up picking up the bat,
They are now go away, picked it up the battle stimulating and home plate, Erika vainly one that exchange having their seats.
Is there either pick it up? You regret that you picked it up when you're back in the dugout. Now I'm going to look at every every play that that actually picks up there,
bad. They strike. I was kind of a beta yeah.
I didn't hear every bit as I would never do what doesn't happen most eyes because or
this guy's with pride. Do it on like a three to count this one wasn't! This was like to two or like one to so technically, like it wasn't like a walk toward
bout beyond grounds like. I know why he told me to take it. Rightly three too
You thought you walk, you put your back down or something, but a kind of like this to the put their put their based on fire, and some are on my back. I dislike thought of my hands
why am I dropped it by due on poligized to you I'd ever like you, I fucked up
yeah now and I now and they throw you out usually like. If there's like a you know, they punch you out or something on a ball. It.
Was ended up in a box as they get their elegance scorecard after every game that they do
So they gonna, see like the causeway master like you get you can strike,
by hey man. I I don't really think out about a strike. I had that wherever
most of all in the bag. Let me now like now might have missed it in your idea.
create those guys are like hey they'll tell you like the next set of hey man like I, I messed it up. I missed that one yeah, okay, cool man,
I appreciate we're: all humans is a hard game. You're the boss move in a hundred miles an hour there trying to do their best. Obviously so
when they miss one. I hated
that I'd be like hey. It's all good. Do like no hard feelings like as long as there's no light.
animosity. They don't like target you for anything.
well all honestly they're all already, there are really cool guys, like they're all kind of you get to know a lot of uncas.
special, the long pine a league is the same on fires every year. So you develop our relationship with these guys and I
your color with sound than others, but I would say that really any any, as there too too,
did you do not want robot arms
I don't want a lot arms now because I think there's gonna be a lot of unintended costs,
that could give you just have like a square that buzzes bala shrike.
You have a guy that sets up on one side of the plate, and then this dude yanks one hundred mile an hour fastball all the way across the other side of the play with the catcher diving in it nicks. The box, like that is going to be that'll, be a strike when, on no time ever in baseball,
it's true that gonna to be a strike, rail or pitchers will be able to find a way to like there's a lot of like curve.
Breaking balls at a be like in the dirt that a clip the bottom of the strike sound technically or like the ones that are at the top of the zone to so, I think there be a lot of unintended consequences if it was just like that
it had to figure out a better way to do it. I don't care about arms, also I
you're time an earlier. Like you know these guys, you know the on parts. I do think that there is something to be said for
The umpires are kind of good for the character of the game. Yeah, it's part of the game it does. It makes it feel, like you, know, an actual thing that we're putting on here instead of some like sky judge, overseeing everything
So when you get an agreed that- and you get like maps as a player liked before the game on the other
hitters meeting every day before the gang talking about whoever the the
darting pitcher is, and then you know who the homepage plate umpire to be in like where there is a tendency for them to call more strikes.
post to other on or where they call less strikes, and then some
as you know like, if an empire kind of lines, I would like what a starting pitcher likes to do shit like this. This might help me get tonight.
If we don't have an actual on power on the field, we need like a dummy, that's dressed up as an entire just for the man,
I used to go out and scream out when something doesn't go their way like they're. Not what are they going to do? Go yell at a robot. I
I need to see managers like getting right up into an umpire's phase. You gotta dress up as empire gotham, yeah decoy empire I'd go one further. I it would be nice if it was just have a like d.
We on fire, and it was just lupin, l, every time
it was just. He was just spitting on people are the best like one of the best like baseball highlights that there's ever been going around the internet was when a terry collins from the mets got caught on the mic when syndergaard through Italy- and you just come,
other age of losing his dear ass, the jack there on allianz, awesome, guy, great empire super
Dude is like trying to defuse the situation, but fans just kind of see that on either tv or the stands like they think these two days are just going at it saying super personal shit to each other, but most of the time it's just arguing and then one guy trying to calm the other guy down and he kind of just like her,
things to say: yeah yeah, gradually jack shit. You agree with me. Terry kinds goes out here. You gotta get share, but also good for the game, because, like people, its entertaining writing at the end of the day to entertain a business or a k, make make things that are entertained. That's what I did you.
I stand by your question: did you get Joe S anything for his retirement,
Oh, I didn't. Actually, I actually really like. I really liked Joe just because, and he was actually like a phenomenon empire when he locked it in like balls and strikes. He was one of the. He was one of the best guys in the league when it was like a you know, a sunday,
a gamer play officer
He, who is really really get
Yeah he was, he was awesome and like as a rookie, a huge he would kind of like test. You like intentionally, do something to like, where you're like what the fuck
and see how you kind of reacted and, if you just like kind of, took it like okay, this is just part of like getting your feet wet in the major leagues. He would always like you if you can
turn around and might showed him up there. The pitcher get through the next ball. Halfway.
Baxter is going to be strike, three, which I always loved Joe and I, like all those empires and like side note, like kind of an kind of uncomfortable talking,
because it's such an integral part of your life, you don't wanna ever like critique them or writing, have them think bad about you, because, like that's, definitely not what you know I'm trying to do.
I want to do- is like those guys are and what this man we're all trying to do. The best we can here, thou really good deeds, and this is really really hard.
Obviously they even I have been kicked out of four five gains
stop that we're trying to stop it.
now, maybe like?
once a year. Can you give us a heads up like? Let us know if there's a game that you like, probably against the reds or some bullshit team like that that you don't really care about playing against. You can just give us a heads up like hey thursday, I'm going to get ejected. I gotta see this now,
Never is I wish it was like a pre planned thinkers site. Now I want to day off like mad and am getting hot damage. My
First, average action was a first thinning ejection and then mattingly he got thrown out as well. So you're, like oh shit, like I got thrown out, and I just got my manager thrown out-
first inning and they just sit. Well, then you have to sit with them. I sat with him in his office and were up by five
and your senior manners office is like a thing- is on the move.
We ended up blowing early in the evening. It was like
believe me, president of the team, all in his office, watching the game as we're blowing a lead and you're sitting there. Just like fucked.
I guess I got, I hope we win, then we're gonna get back to chris
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we gotta get traded from new orleans. How long did it take you to learn all the new intricate handshakes in the club house when you gotta bruce
it changes every year, and I see I'm not I'm not like a huge, not a huge handshake. I I need a like. That's always been a part of like my career. I needed a step that up
I don't really have autonomy, handshakes whereby every now and then they like three or four guys
I feel like. I might have something with yeah, but there's guys that have something with the bras over there he's he's got a handshake with
everybody on the team, trainers, coaches, everybody,
Debbie so stressful when you go like midseason european team. Now it's like oh shit, I gotta
we learn all that stuff. In addition to everything else, you can always just do the like. The dj, jazzy, Jeff and fresh prince one, which is the
yeah. That was that one simple yeah that one place you gotta learn all your new teammates and coaches and everything mid season trade. I got lucky his offseason traded, that's what spring training for
the other two weeks to come up with something I said
story, did
lose omen derby to bury bonds. Now
so the medium they love that one. What happened because it is obviously very, was the hidden coach for the morrow yeah.
It was, it was a spring training
So it is hidden
it did not occur bomb machine on one on the back feels after like the morning work out getting ready for the guy.
and sometimes guys like to to play games or compete against each other. So you have something that works kind of like locked into just like going through the motions, with the drill being like I'm just going to take a few swings and whatever happens so it's pretty unfair teams. Actually, like me, stanton and barry bonds and
guess that everyone who else is like Jeff math is. Is I want my?
friends and the game, but ham, whoever houses on the morrow.
It is like bury lopsided. He had it was like you're just
score runs psych and I think Barry was the judge whether it was a hit or not. So it was double singles and then obviously home run scores and whatever whatever points at the time
and he hit the most homerun stirring that Israel actually still that's
wasn't officially a homerun derby,
but the heat
hit the most heated swing it s. The first curveball were all laughing at my, like god,
got any more than the next stage. The next like five, he a homer, but maybe you got a figure.
There is some media guys or be riders, got off the side
watching the thing in a kind of its like turned into like bury baldwin's like marlins harmon derby, which ten
he did, but it wasn't our under. We are not saying that he couldn't.
when our under me, because he cut in the game with super easy for romania's plan and he
me tremendously when I was with the marlins. He really helped me understand like hitting and how your body works and everything that goes into it. Yeah. We we've always heard cause various pretty private guy when it comes to the media. There's some reporters and I think it's like a baseball thing in particular, where some beat reporters they get mad at people for like not giving them enough coverage or accessory or whatever,
guess might be, but bury always seems like he's. I mean he's obviously a legend and
He was coaching you can you tell us like what he's like as a person is, I feel like
I don't really know anything about very bonds. The person he was
here, is really like funny and fund a bit
honest as heading coat, forests and aegis
understood like the game,
hitting like different
then really everybody ass her head, like really good awareness of eyewear.
Body was out or what he was trying to do and accomplished as anybody can anybody can at a home run and not necessarily like understand how that happened.
Like you had to see all the time you could yeah, you could hit a ball over the fence and you could like ok, cool, like that. Ball went over the fence as a home run, but like how did that happen? What did your body do to like? Allow that to happen like mechanically, and he was kind of able to
break that down explain it
show you and kind of give you like thought processes to help you achieve what that, with your body
which was cool and maybe
you guys are going to need to bring him out of retirement and enter a home run derby if a secret the day ever comes or unfortunate enough to to compete in one and be healthy? I would be how much money would you pay to not have to eat my ass at whatever?
everyone yeah megan pick pretty much pic is not just like a blank cheque. Maybe we throw that? It's ok!
If you win the home run derby, we obviously have to eat your ass, but within where we have to eat. He chose Asner almost had he eraser, but if we can, if we can get Barry bonds,
pete against you within six months, a u winning the homer durban he beat you were out in since
pretty fair. I don't know how we're going to have to be like celtic, I don't even like Ivanka, and I think, if you guys like started a campaign to like fund payment to barry bonds. Like I honestly don't know if people would donate to that cause
I think that want to see a way of august. That would only just like I'm sadistic bet. It's what we're gonna end up doing in this is just the gods on a shrewd we're gonna be like if we chose, as parliament takes over forever. So you thus can vote
and then people will vote and we won't eat each other. She has a good chance that the chef sticks around yeah, my beer, that might be your one out. It will just it will just be you know what it is is if we have to end up doing this, it's
or like the random silences
Why wouldn't sitting in a room together? It's like, we always know, yelling
so I know what you're but wholesale. What's up
it's not something that you could. That doesn't wash away your deepest darkest secrets that you're alone with yourself, so I said the other day like your obituary- will be written it'll, be the best thing that you've ever ergo it'll be the worst thing that you've ever done, followed by the best thing that you've ever done.
Case like when I die by a bitch worthy like eight daring cats asshole,
an idea, tat the autopsy yeah I've seen, but obviously it's weird for me like that that my assessed
issue with you. Guys in the show is like synonymous with us. Guess, there's like its wants a day it
please somebody who's, like you, gotta do the home run derby brought the cat pft, we gotta get them to pay up everyday darn. It happens everyday during baseball season stadium. I get
that every day with that and then walking down the
yesterday at waste management just around like do yeah, do
two p m to fifty and pay cash
I make him pay up when eg back in the terrarium, like, oh my god, this save what happened to me when you had that insane season. I everytime he had one run. I'd get tagged in like one hundred tweets
letters has blown
we get it, I get it and what will play in the cubs? I'm watching it like this, like looking,
another home run ever been a great day in barstow history that homerun derby, whether I wanted or it would have been out of another layer for you guys, rachel or alive, though about that, like that, was a big part of the disappointment
and they're not doing that derby, which I don't think a lot of people knew. I was just like yeah I won
obviously want do the harm under regular it'd be competing there, but I did
That moment is just like you. Just can't replicate
You know what's on the line there and if I remember correctly, I think you texted me like a week before being like, I think I hurt my back and I was like he's fucking.
Spock his a few days before it is yeah. I hay in plain sight:
add some back stuff. I've feeling of hopefully
a hand on that last last two years, but when it kind of when it goes
You just now, like our shit like the next next ten days, the two weeks I am I'm fucked here man,
actually played in that I played in the game like the next day when I was still like not not feeling very good. I put like two innings and left just because I was
start in the aim of getting hit led off they theirs
you're, probably never going to get a lead off an all star game. Ever again in your life cause, you have to be the visiting team, you have to be a starter. You have to be the leadoff hitters like I wanted to do that like starting. Didn't do that so I was like
he's gonna go. I'm gonna go out there and I know star.
In the game for the american league and I get a lead off of the nationally, so something that's really cool, I probably shouldn't have been out there even for the game. But what did you? What did you strike out?
I think I got jammed super and my soft line drive to the first base, which is fine, yeah contact and then the next that bad. I just I didn't swing and struck out, and then I was out of the game
and then just one year immediately, baseball is probably pretty happy that you didn't compete, because then they would
answer, so many questions about like wise christianity
it's like blowing up online trending wiser last week, ST yeah, but excited show yeah. It would have been bad for baseball back to the game. But although the publicity it'd be good for the game, it would draw the eyes it. Maybe not necessarily you know the topic that's being discussed, maybe they wouldn't be too proud of. But
but he had reached a large. I you settle debate forest because we ve been going back and forth backed fourth since the world series on this one, if a team
gets no hit, but it,
combination, no hitter
still, as that it did, they get no head. Yeah, I feel, like you don't feel, is bad
if you're on the other teams. I guess it is. I wasn't our day waiting. We didn't get it. Yesterday,
one guy that now hit see. I think you're just like a little more
pissed off your on the other team and like one guy now hit you as opposed to lick combined
better anytime. You lose like a world series game. Whether you got no head. Are you scored ten runs and lost by one like you're still gonna be
with the loss of the loss, but does it know it is a no hitter cause? They got no hit yeah. I mean you're going to be in history if you're going to be in the history book as a no hitter, no hitter. Okay, we just wanted to clarify for maxi maxi is a phillies fan and he'd just adamantly like it wasn't a no hitter, it's like well. Did you get any hits he's like no
said,
is he still doing it and still try? I dunno. If I've been on a few teams that have been no hit, I don't think we've ever had anybody combine one hundred.
when it's happening, are you guys in the dugout, like you, feel it come on? It's like Lhasa, whilst like this
fix any rolls around seven thing around yours, like hey like so much
hit right here in or any somebody get ahead. Another matter if we lose its as I hayes so we get fucked.
care who it is back in the day that it could be the pitcher, we don't care what you feel it
and especially, if the guys like
on roll, like if you've seen the guy a few times and you're like oh yeah, like this guy's got pretty good shit today, yeah
we ve got. A pen travel here. You'd favoured wanting to break up another
No, I mean if its, if it's like the first couple, innings still like, maybe if, as I zero zero one thing aim of his like seven, seventh, eighth, anything
maybe it again the world series, though, that that's it that's a topic at its one, nothing world series I feel like you're kind,
Have to undergo world series play off game I'd say even if it's a night sitting in the world
if it's again nothing or to nothing game, yet points the way. There is a little like ten, nothing in a guy's bunting right. What do you do, rather than its I haven t? Yet, at a risk
to the other guy, like that,
impunity, as in the major liza, hey Gallagher get a real had, not a bundle.
but in that situation, yeah so off that watch
I have unwritten rule baseball
written rule, baseball.
I feel like a lot of them are gone now. Most of them,
I mean now and stellar that still around for sure my favorite is just a view. If the team drills your best player, you gotta drill, the other guys, the other team's best player.
Yeah, I mean what whiskey
behind. That is like if you are the other to use best play, and you see the other team does against smoked alla time when you got.
Play like, is still in the back. Your had sometimes you're like shit. I could be eaten on right here,
first pitch they about you. Colleagues, sometimes just gonna, feel it out like ireland, but see
Just goes yeah right, the guy that was at close to the zone or a strike like okay. I guess I'm not getting hit right here, or there are times where it's like
Those behind you ninety seven thousand hours hour than the next page. You, like our shit yeah. Here we go
be nice if they just like when they do that, just not throw it that fast, just kind of lob it up and just let the
let's take it a gentleman, and it's never that guy like that. If that ever does happen, it's like never, the guy has thrown like ninety. Yes,
always the guy that zone a hundred miles an hour. Ninety eight miles an hour. You cite them. That's gonna
isn't gonna see because it sucks
it has to really suck yeah, and then you gotta, like pretend like it, doesn't suck with all the hole down down to first base you're, just like fuck fuck fuck. I can't feel my arm. I can't feel my leg like something it's just this sucks yeah yeah. You get the first base and a yard.
it's like no, I'm not alright yeah, but yeah. I was like. I can't feel my entire armor, like oh man, that sucks yeah it sucks or when it's like an accident. I always like to have me one time
day game. I think it was in Cincinnati is like
on those like eleven thirty year noon start times, and I think it is.
The waste castillo, as was starting for the reds, as I think I'll have been led enough for the bruce. I
at the time and, as I hey guys have before
July how's it going, he guys have a go on. This can be a hot one today, and you know talk to the cat.
with the empire, like everybody, have a good game. I was like alright cool cool. It's like first pitch was like
idea off the off the ankle. Ah house, the sucks
it like my bad
shit yeah. We we play together in miami a little bit like he's. An awesome guy like luis is that Lewis is a great dude, but I just
really tough day, why to start your new game hereafter after a night game
day game newgate for the July hundred degrees in cincinnati ages.
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so much a question as it is just a topic free to elaborate on expound on. Do you remember the twenty nineteen policies, and yet this quick yo
what happened there? I was watching Ellen from the from the benches. Didn't go the brewers way.
yeah? That was that you guys had a one game playoff against who was wasn't? I can't remember: I'm not I'm not entirely sure I dunno who we were. I don't know who you're always a national. I dunno I dunno. If it was we, we crushed you that game right,
now? What are you guys rub? Late wrote, potentially even something
I've been like a four out window there that change like baseball working legally in history.
I can't remember entirely new airplane,
is that that was a tough night yeah are you? Are you like us as fans, and you go back like I I'll look at the roster from that two thousand and nineteen watch national seem and we'll just like look at just fantasy
dad. That was a good deal. I was rather really getting. What would you think is the best team. That's ever been assembled
I mean someone like the recent daughter team
I gotta go.
Anybody ever run for their money, even though they know they won in two thousand and twenty, but I think some of the ones I had like twenty one. Twenty two were like really really talent.
Anytime, a team over like one o five, it's like it's so hard to do you have to be. You have to be so good, like top to bottom, to win one hundred games plus, I think some of those yankees teams from back in the day were just really really really good. Everyone always liked to say, like ninety eight yankees is the best
and yeah that I remember us like we played that nationals team in the regular season like this is a really really talented team lie they in the post season like this can be a problem and like that's when you
and really good teams like that. You want to play him like a one game. Playoffs anything can happen in a game that you can be. Anybody in the worst team in baseball can beat the best team based on one game right.
the that one sucks any time you lose. The playoffs, especially like that goes by
clubhouses erlich prompt for, like all the champagne stuff
when you as those games, because we ve been with us,
Seventh, we lost our cards,
When you lose those games, like all the celebration shit just like laying there and you just like you just like walk right by it until like a silent locker, just like everybody's just super bummed out, because your season's over and like anything, can happen in the post season, like you have a chance to win a world series. So
It's a depressing atmosphere. S aims especially like dialogue. It happened so quick like that was the bar
In india, we lost,
redoubts happened and like the next five minutes and like the game is over and we went from like winning the five minutes late.
seasons right. It's!
As he says it. Is it possible to drink a sad bottle of champagne,
I haven't you lot of housing.
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like the goggles like that everybody's, and so, when you win,
games gambling you do like the champagne thing, like usually the guys around the cop out
we're sitting there, they have all the stuff lined up. You give them like the game hat and, like you, put your your cleats in like a like sections, and then they hand you, like all the celebration stuff, so you put all that on
whoever's dominate the on fuel interviews like they rap that out the mandate of the speech. In than that's. When you see like on tv everybody, they pop in the champagne, so
when you lose all s,
still lying there. You just walk right by there's. No champagne.
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the relievers, those guys are pretty crazy, actually because they like it to be
ten thirty at night and they're like slamming a red bull with p four and a five hour energy to go close at the game like they're not going to sleep,
like six, a m. If you do, then, yes, I've gotta come ass in gaza, piglike the red hot stuff years around
ironic europe by if, as I get on fire,
they play with a guy that used to put that up his nose and in the balkans before he came in the game, and you do like a hundred miles an hour.
that guy's on our side and then yeah you decide,
starting pitchers, all kind of have their quirks, like, I think, just being in the game, baseball you're kind of like your own brand of psycho,
sorry, would be catchers or mean like the fields
they're, like railways or psych hockey catchers feel the same way. Words like who'd want to crouch for three hours every day to stop
like projectiles, you re getting hit with bats and fell tips all kinds of things I am yet created, yelling
I do that if you go out and you could go malt warnings
rower aegis, never see the ball. Ivanhoe games where, like I didn't, do anything besides stand out there,
was one or two of them year. Where are those fun
Qaeda, had one guy. I think we had a game with the brewers last year, where there was not one outfitter that caught a fly ball holy shit, all ground, balls and strikeouts. That's so
I would I would love you're, just you're just sitting out there that he went and just like hung out in left field for an entire make sure the game anybody in the stands could have done did what you did that day and left field reposition yourself, depending on who's at bat, so you're like you're walking around all you want, but you have like a card that tells you like where to stand before every game they give you like a whatever team starting lineup is like they have like the analytic scar that they give to you yeah so, depending on, if it's like
andrew latina, pitcher. It tells you like basely, where you're supposed to stand so just walk to where it says.
And the next batter you walk to. Where that tells you so you just kind of like we just went for a walk for a ballpark great day
around took a couple of bats hung out taken this.
And then went? Oh yeah? Oh I I have one last last question the slide that you have yeah in Milwaukee like two reporters.
broke, ribs and iron and wrists and legs in italy, are on that area. Why's that
How does it is no doubt that you do not on fast, I guess, burnt Bernie,
It goes down all the time
I've only been down at what I went out one time actually last year and you come off that thing hot
you did there's like a whole, there's like a whole paths,
but the bottom of it you just like it
like a normal rate like little slide and your your hon asked anything of it.
our trainers, oh yeah, do they re area like two or three calls from the other side, where they have some airlines to go the extra
from the fly and he has adopted report like broke his broke his wrist and hand and a bunch of different places.
solidarity with the game with the task of rules still play that he still play the game. He did it. I will cut.
It has been awesome, great catching up man and a magazine vessel off, because you in the cubs vision. But you know
opening daily by those guys,
chicago or milwaukee and Chicago. Oh really, yes, I'll get booed and then it will be like have to wear it for three hours out there and people don't say mean things to christian wink wink. They won't listen to you.
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reduce such a now there, especially in the bleachers, on an area. No, no such thing ass. It please go ahead.
so my ego is progressing
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Okay time to wrap up, I've had a bad sports weekend and someone offered up the thought. What if hank gets the lottery ball, and I was like don't ever say that a good news, though it's not going to happen. It's never going to happen. Also, the conspiracy theorists out there who was like I saw one person said if he ever gets it they're just going to delete the tapes, because good for content hague would actually murder us like he would kill us you would you would quit the show
as I could delay. Taves Billikin deleted you as one. I know I don't know how to delete this expert. I dont know if hank, if you, if you get it right, then
What people don't realize is that hanks life has become a never ending series of people coming up to him and whispering numbers into his ear, because it's hank is very, very much looking forward to turning the page on the
It's hard to do is evident. How do I ever got it now? There is never happen,
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check the James rockland are going to get us. You can build germany common about last week, when you told everybody check to tapes, I clearly beat you wanna tell you also saying that when you were losing beer competitions,
all our reality out, and you can see that you have sleuthing lineage, showing the beer you can't see when the other person finishes rights. When you finish, I know I lost that began
well. The thing is the first night, the heavy here
showed out.
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I'm getting a beer snake onto the broadcast and I was is unsuccessful.
it was successful. It just went down really badly. Ah, it was
we can try unsuccessful
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If some parents are so you have to figure of sixty nine hank. Let's go ninety nine I'll go, seventy ditch
team member three is out, and I think forty five is out. My son picks six for forty five might come back in embryo fifty five. Oh man, I'm actually rooting for twenty to be a kid cause max being an almost winner would be just so fucking fun, yeah wow. He needs the money to
Does he need he did he pay you? Well, let's just say max paid me half and I was like oh great he's just you know: venmo restrictions, gotta pay me other half tomorrow we're on like day six tomorrow he's been on vacation
he has. You feel I wanted eye on the road at colorado. Yesterday, price prices going down, you still ate it. So when I put my future in it was plus fourteen hundred now they're down to plus twelve hundred,
and they're gonna be one seed, probably other goods in good shape.
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I first started and you got it and I would take credit for oh fifty five, that the man is number one easy. What did you just make like three k? Oh madge industry? Oh no, what's crazy is that we don't that dollar bills been there
three weeks. That's on page, though, that twenty dollars been there for three weeks. I, oh man, I thought I was what your guys I take. You know it's while is that I said ninety nine and then I am sorry that
with I'm gonna take his number. So thank you hang thanks for them all.
I'm pretty sure. Hank said it's been a trend of double. Now,
yours for no more nanny, latvia, veracity of seed money- man, oh my god, pfc
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extract could of have of had just not taken. Pieties number could have been you you'll. Let your let me sit when we send money. Why
I don't have a key like memes. Does we might not ever be seeing that money? I feel like now we're going to get it out. Oh no, I mean remember, I gave you the key. You got to keep the damn hank that was so cool.
Six have not really what we lose your other. How can it be fifty five you put it on jam, you do you go about venomous I've, a mile
I figure. I think he was going to pick fifty five seventeen. You know what jake, since you were the first to congratulate me and you were very sincere about it. I want you to have this money that was outside
let's go jack, that's nice!
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to memory or, as I jokes, six seven eight nine ten, that's a thousand.
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team for not only to nuclear energy. I've wanted not that big of a deal for me, seventeen eighteen eighteen hours. We want
eighteen grand in their eighteen thousand dollar. Why? That's I'm happy creepy have thanks. You deserve thanks,
after this. You just said you needed to win site thing this, although all your team steak, I literally almost makes me hole for the duke almost yeah. There you go and hank you have doubled.
Hey where's that are you put in here. Do you put in here? What do you do? It is money, so you're gonna pay me
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larissa and order him a glass of champagne on metal. I'm gonna tell max ink on it and you'd be like no fucking way. This is so much fun. Hey, hey, hang on!
erie! Yeah! No, he didn't have enough to eat it. Don't you
yeah so what we had everyone in the industry the whose want it gets a drink champagnes. I want to call you cause. You would be drinking japan with us.
I need to get a campaign yeah, you should yeah. So did the group touch so does a picture of you drinking champagne as a lottery ball winner? Okay, alright, awesome idea! Oh man, that's great crimson, but coors light tastes way better than champagne. Some on the crazy agree. It's the best beer. If he's going to pick up
in the west coast right yeah, make sure he drinks some champagne too, and any anyone at home who's wanting. Please raise a glass champ, a max. What's up what's up there,
I want to let you know, then I got I got
Everybody correct yeah. I take tonight
yeah and so were passed around champagne. Everyone that's got. It is taken a champagne. So I wanted to let you know that as a pass.
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decided to take p of tease number so piety, went to a secondary number that number one
sounds where does I got that I got that live money? Man ran
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I love you. Mac, that's coming from a loser,
so the wiser he choate in the genesis
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I was actually taxing backs on friday and was like you, don't actually can
that a when right and he was
He said no, he said. If you know, if your friends,
We mean I'd, say yes, if my friends ass, we say no and there were
how I told him, I really do, want it and when the money
I would, but I wanted the money and I didn't, have you didn't win the money means? Can we make sure that another bottle of champagne for whoever wins the next cause this it will? It will happen again? It won't be,
it's this cash out. Your show you and if you guys like me that there is an emerging overwhelming o o our hidden in a bed. I asked you: if you want me to buy the merchant you said forget about
No! No! We, while I saw the airport in you you wanted here like now
and if you wanted to air the home interview before the episode,
I've come naturally yeah right, it did come, naturally, the countess,
It gives me a little sip, champagne, some champagne one hundred dollars on it. So I can take a lot of heads one hundred dollars over it's good, I'm twenty four october yeah come on. This is fucked alright, so we could we could. We could keep the show going for twenty four hours. You want one hundred dollars ticket, they gotta take it. You go! Oh wow, yeah
gave a hundred dollars I'll be needing that eighteen hundred dollars back from
I actually yeah bulgaria
dollar bill. You mean a hundred out of sight
there's, a scout, scout's honor. I owe you forty bucks. Take about a hundred bucks means you one hundred bucks.
Yeah I get boobs two bucks to match reality on here's to her hope.
man. This is father christmas, ok, here!
What an ending the show as great
I just say what the next probably because I suppose
where jerry cheese, steaks leftovers, the. What is, I guess, odette, it's well
yeah a has such a loser. Logo absorbed.
it is really would have at all weekend is just watching you lose god team.
Does it feel good about graphic? I shall make a banner for how many times I I'm for you. As my thing,
I think that's three for me. You wanted the shoe and I had that, one where I went back to back, but that was on short porch.
Official martyr, my yeah, that was one in five cake.
that I believe it is right to unroll matters, one wrong with america.
You haven't even got wisely.
Nobody listened area. Note, ok, but you haven't even got one practice
see you every morning I come in little behind the scenes I get around. Eight thirty hake is in
you're, just pressing the lottery ball machine. Guessing numbers is still hasn't gotten the guy's practising it still hasn't got her. I would venture nothing matters
I know nothing about, I don't care anymore. Okay, the stupid love, you guys, all woolly mammoths have won the lottery ball machine, the same amount of times I actually I had written that I was the
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