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Brooks Koepka, NFL Week 3 Picks And Previews + The Niners Are A Wagon

2023-09-22 | 🔗

The Niners wasted the Giants and look like the best team in football (00:00:00-00:09:35). NFL Week 3 picks and preview including a question about Julio Jones, the Bears terrible Wednesday, Hank needing a win bad, and a loser leaves town game between the Chargers and Vikings (00:09:35-01:16:44). Fantasy Lad boys (01:16:44-01:24:31). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk Ryder Cup, his future Majors goals, some guest questions from Jersey Jerry and tons more (01:24:31-01:53:16). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week (01:53:16-02:07:28).

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and the forty items are really fucking good yeah brok, parties really fuckin good yeah, ok, as I still like brok, I think I think he's better than justice system guy. I do I rocks, put there's a lot of times. It throws passes and then his receivers are so fucking good that it doesn't matter or their so wide open. It doesn't matter or that one where he threw there was a terrible pass and then got tipped up and then caught for, let it twenty yards, at where his reserve. What where his receiver. It was why wildly overthrown enhance yeah, but I like brock purdy, but this was maybe the first time. Maybe it's because it was a prime time game where I was like brock, pretty good the guys around him are really fucking good, yeah, Think carson has actually kind of figured out. Is that the one play in the football field where there are very few defenders, is behind the line of scrimmage, and so maybe just throw a lot of passes there yeah because they're very hard to pick off they're, just
defenses fucking phenomenal. They just bought Up the giants- and I don't even like this- the forty niners are now at a point where I drew. I know it's early in the season, but we obviously know. Last year there were very, very good team What teams lose to them? I don't even dignity. But I'm not even saying like the giants are trash. The changes had to play the cowboys in the forty nine which be the two best teams: the annex ii, it'd be the two best teams, the nfc. What do you think? I think that divisions, the best teams in the nfc okay, but either way the giants like that was a tough road trip for them. they want to go back home. The forty I've just that much better than pretty much every team in the end of sea and maybe every team in the nfl I wanted. I want to get my cap to the to the officials for what they did. Read before half time tonight, yes, those dust up on the field gas between trent williams- I forget who, on the giants, who is against it throw anybody out, even though both players can it through punches at each other. I like that. Let the boys play
It the boys play out there football, let him scuffle them in each other's faces alive twit nor oryx, their opposing the video of Trent williams thrown upon neglecting to throw the previous punch that was thrown in that highlight clip conveniently but I like it, I like them, assess look at offsetting penalties. Let the boys play yeah. Danny dimes, not so good and primetime I think it's. I don't even know what his record is at this point, but it's very very bad. He had a tough night again very tough team to play against not a ton of weapons sake ones out, but he was one hundred and thirty seven year which saw did you wanna fell game is most You throw the ball thirty two times I feel it daddy, daddy dimes can throw did some danny dimes as long as you, don't get a big hole in our like as long as it's close game, he can break off a couple. Past when you are expecting a pass from the giants they're not really able to air out on. This also is like one of those games where the
giants you so much effort coming back against the cardinals Indiana Jones was so phenomenon that second half like you, I didn't run the ball tonight, like you, didn't see the full danny dimes when he's when he's actually playing very well, but the forty honours are fucking awesome and I no I don't really know, let's see, I'm into quick look at their schedule to see what we're going to get test. Let me ask you just pick out what you're looking at up, if superbowl. Where today, do you think that the foreigners have winner? Yes, I think so too. I think that there were best team in the nfl today, although there were the only team ready to play today, cause they weren't, counting the giants as being ready to play. Oh great, the foreigners with cardinals next week It's awesome. Then they do get to play the cowboys on sunday, football in weak, five, very excited about very vat rules, but yet the the forty niners I dont know the at the eagles later in the season is maybe they're toughest raining game like day there's gonna waste teams absolutely ways. Teams and we're gonna, find out of properties.
the guy. Yet again, when we get to the playoffs we actually what is going to be very excited about the match up against the cab horse. Yes, yes, ok, so yeah giants go home. play the seahawks, I think, they're playing next or long week, yeah many by yeah many by bryan table was thrown thrown flags around was getting angry. I like to see that fight. He was ready to play. He was ready to play, but yeah great game for the giants party media party force actually you're gonna have a party brian. This has decided to do all they got it seahawks at dolphins out bills and then commanders, that is not easy. No, the giants could very well be like a two in team going in november yikes, but it's also kind of what we expected when it comes to the regression monster that is biting the kings and the giants right now from last year's, like incredible rotten I'll go ahead, make protection if they are, if they only have to winds going its november. I think the jobs will be the best to win team in the entire area,
el going to know who I liked at the frisky is too we ass. He did not dare not that bad. I also I think that we do need to. I know you're, maybe more in on brock, but I I liked brock purdy. I think he's a good quarterback, but I think that, for the sake of like being able to talk about the foreigners is boring. To talk about a team is dominate dominating everyone. We need, keep alive like that is brought pretty good yeah. first of all, like you know, far do you trust him in the play right? We don't. We won't go till. We get supplies the injury problem right. We don't know right could cause like. That is really. What that's all brought party is at this point because I think he's a sort of himself as a bona fide nfl starter he's a good quarterback but then we get just have the discussion
game on the line Brock party's gotta go. You know, eighty yards to. We trust him and it is shocking if you watched a lot of college, a lot of college games where he was playing at iowa state where it's brock tobar it's brought over but outside of brock tobar yeah. You watch a lot of big noon. Kickoff he goes out. There doesn't play that. Well, It takes a while to unseat or the south that you ve seen already so I feel like we ve seen enough brok, I like brok yeah, but it goes back to what we talked about on sunday. Hank the niners. At this point just if you're niner spanish wanna play the playoffs right now cause they're ready already there, the first, I must say right now, the niners have closer player
He gradually congratulations to the san francisco. Forty nine also the kansas city chiefs have officially won the nfc west. Congratulations to the chiefs say both of those we were the first to have it so when it happens, please credit part of my tank. Congratulations to the new england, patriots on draft and Caleb Williams for the first overall pick: oh wow, hey you're, not going to oh you're booing. Why are you could you want, and I dont want aliens on pay. See, I won't kill wounds on the big one on back in any other fields, means would you would you rather lose this game or beat the patriot this gave, and now they get caleb Williams answer correctly. He's really take less time loses game. ok, so music is laying down a ring. Yeah go pet, his belly hank silver Let's get to the rest of the slate we gotta turn a preview. Do
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Well, they thought they thought a couple teams. The bears would be good, but the way. Well, we need to notice. This is the worst part. Is that there's only one three or five game right, so we're going to be watching the panthers and the seahawks for thirty minutes, three or five shouldn't exist. It should be Evan games early. I've games late an hour, from starting at the exact same time, you have the twelve o clock central time, one o clock and then. reach, twenty five or for twenty five the late games dough Do the thing where we have to be like? Oh shit, is start from starving, regular bets in and Do the thing where we have three games: it's it's basically like they give us overdose of football. To start the day and then there like. Oh you like that. You like that high you just had well guess were taken away. You're supply is tat when they were kind enough for its tapering arc of new anti dalton yan, but then on on Monday, we ve got the double hundred dollars. I do
said: the games were a little bit more staggered on mondays. I don't I don't like the death, someone has a double hatted, but it's not the cars less garden, which I like when I remember that one year we had might go. Look my green bergen, my dick, the brok as my liking making my hand we had the criteria in the bahamas blocked yeah the classical, but yes, it is fixed. nfl! You do almost everything right. complain about a lot because we love for snatcher. We complain about some stuff, but we're not like florio we don't complain like florio. I'm willing to admit that my life is better because football is and yes, but that, because that's just because we love it so very dearly, we want to have the most amount of football possible. This is just such a simple fix that they could easily do that. I'm just begging you asking because I think next week's the same thing like there's no rhyme or reason, forty I'll I'll I'll I'll go ahead. way I'll, go even for aid where I can deal with the problem of nine in threes, bullshit think the problem is when, when you're watching like a loaded, early slater games,
there's too many games on to pay attention to a once and The afternoon you ve got all the games that you don't want to pay attention to on, at the exact same time, right These two colors empty calories into three categories. Let's get into the games As we ve been doing this year, we're going to talk about the early slate. What games can be on tv? We act fix it, though we actually river the watch every single game last sunday, because we get the Youtube multi view, which is nice, but the main tvs. Ah, what start we? bill's commanders, let's start with that, is probably the best it's it's either that or the falcons lions. So I I mean also the jets and patriots persico reason for sick or perverted reason that that will be on there, but it's one two vs two but bills commander yeah, no one one What are you just one want that's right yet its responsibilities by that
the bills? Commanders gonna be a great game. Peons e yeah I've staff for you that should make you maybe a little scared, I'm very well. I'm I'm already scared, but go ahead. Josh on has fifty seven wins in his career. How many Those fifty seven winds are by seven or more point a lot of my middle say: twenty four thirty forty three one of fifty seven or by seven or more points so the points where it is right around there. It's six it, but I think you ready for this? Guy was so I'm teetering on the edge of delusion when it comes to the guy, I'm always teetering on the edge of dilution. Just in life. when it comes to the commanders, I'm feeling like. If we win this game, I'm thinkin enough see championship game I am thinking that, like the commanders are thrill for real. If they win this game, If they lose, I can just be like ok, we just need to steal one from philly and I'm here Yeah through I'd be very happy at three and one I told you if the computers are three and one for, for, I think they're for real for real. If they win this game, if they win this game, imo
think it super begat, that's delusional, I'm getting! Why not? Why did why? Not? I somehow looked awesome. He was a great guest on part. My taken, I feel like actually saw a very funny thing. Over the last three times the bills have played the whatever you're going to call the washington team? Are they ve? Had three different names and then the not gonna plague and probably for a couple years, so it'll be for different names out before ears. The bills are very, very good. I'm I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that this can be tough tough match up for defence. If anything, maybe maybe the deadline can get after that bills off its alarm, but Josh Allen is Josh Allen and he's good he's still good he's still good. I have a good stat for you, though, hit me last five years. Teams after playing in denver, are twenty four and ten against the spread, because we are bodies are just soaked in oxygen. You feel south saturated with ox coming out of a mile high and by the way we don't have jake here because he's in atlanta for the m l, p mutually pickle ball, we have
his nerd nuggets, though yeah he sent him to us max, is gonna read. What can we do, abject voice? At least I would like to hear that the first match for he said that I want to The the air that we had last week and we ve seen all over the media carefully! I actually blame myself for not speaking up at the time I forgot about it. You understand about pittsburgh. not losing a home Monday night game yeah in what, since ninety ninety one, how quickly we forget you're twenty twenty when cold. Switched everything around the wash. The football team said Wednesday night game right. It was a Monday night game. I think it was played on Monday night, but it was originally supposed to be like a thursday game thought it was played on like a tuesday what it was. You're wrong along another. Renegade people were correcting, I saw that he wore treating were a lot of people are passionate about double renegade. I saw I do I heard the aid of u else because, like I heard them, we're gonna get a kick up on Wednesday morning into having all this. Do you can
your boy phd check. There was no doubt I heard a double, or I heard two renegades. I the twenty twenty game between the commanders or the football team and the steelers there was played on Monday night, but who is supposed to be like thursday football or it was a money. If a ball game they got move to Wednesday. I was now I know it was not played on a monday night. I feel like I. Can confident in saying that december. Seventh, twenty twenty Look at a calendar real quick members have, oh, maybe was played on pearl harbor. So was it so it wasn't a month and I gave it was moved to monitor game yeah so we did. It was like a thursday football game. Those reschedule real Monday night, so Did we had doesn't really m covered here, doesn't count for anything. I think this one to count that was that was the steelers yeah eleven enough. Yet the worst eleven and no team of all time, yeah that was that was tough though it's always tough. It was kind of like the the vikings last year when
a team has a record in everyone's like will. The record is really good. It's like, but we know we know. oh, my boys be like yo yo to correct your boy, big cat, that was actually played on Monday night. I was played upon and yet double runagate her you I heard two renegade, how I heard two renegades: there was one coming out of one commercial break: one coming out. Another commercial break was piped in imagine another broadcast yeah take double wanna get very seriously, and I can tell as they should, I can tell as they should well the the fact stands that it was immediately after the renegade was played that generally well. How can we know if there was even one yeah, sir sir, a second renegade, alright max nerd nugget? Alright, I don't really know how to do it, Jake voice. I got I will try and come on. You got it.
Bill star, wide receivers, honoured exit from just outside the dc area and split against are on the road against the commanders twice during his nfl career. in two games at washington, diggs is seventeen catches for george, forty two yards and one dutch down. wow you got towards the end. That's that's a great great nerd nugget mac. I actually sound like a radio radio dj went to school in maryland yeah. I actually think not only the maryland connection, but the fact that jack Del rio likes to play man coverage, I think stefon diggs going to eat eat well see. Forbes is going to have a handful yeah he's going to eat, I'm going to them, but some props, alright, next game falcons at lions, Can we find to see what the falcons are? and what the lions are. Actually, Campbell did say those they needed that loss for reality to come back to down reality. They do a tunnel injuries see, ya, seizure, garter Johnson's out he put the entire second after the torn pack. Is that right max? I mean
That's a nice on twitter, okay! So that's right! That's there's much sourcing is we're gonna. Do so the lions try to find out like. Are they like this, the game they should win if they have hopes of being those top teams. Vienna see kind of like the lines in this game, but I I also I saw that clip a b jean robinson that looked like an actual video game yeah and he might be my favorite player right now- he's got the most balanced. That run doesn't happen if the differences and focused on called pits being most affected deak away of all time. Yes, Arthur smith, dan cable. I think the biggest match up of coaches like physically, if we're too their waits dividing them by to arthur? arthur, looks good any real gaza everyday overflows, yes or no answer, but if any red, oh you mean just I'm trying out this week and justice weakened gotta yeah two big boys, not each other mustache panella check and zella nobility
Skinny he's on the has anything he's gotta he's got that shocked on, but I really like would authorise myths as do the falcons. I like the lot he's playing just like like pounding the mouth football smell football rp to our good friend, but I think I like to focus in this game. I, like, I think that there a very sneaky team, is dead. They dont have like a splash that on have doesn't ridder he's not he's not being looked at as being like a top ten quarterback backed fifteen quarterback, yet is probably not but they just get the job done. I dunno how they deal with the falcons just get the job I feel like this is the perfect game for the lions, though, with the injuries they have, especially in the secondary their defense. Does not look like it's that much improved dividing up, they ve got one dude plenty for yeah hutchinson and nobody else on or what's name Malcolm Rodrigo rico, but doesn't really doesn't scare me in some say, but the fact that he doesn't scare teams that I feel like out they just like waiting a good football team
de. I would like a good all around team. I feel like the falcons are going to be a solid team all year, but there will be moments where desmond ridder hustle do something it's like any yea and also to let the lines have. I think taylor decker might be hurt. Think you're gonna shit, I'm in raw saint brown fighting. I act as this week So I don't. I I feel like they'll they'll all play all playing apply, but I just feel like two people sleeping falcons. I, like the facts, our max nerd nugget, the fao, it's been flawless in the fourth quarter, this season outscoring opponents, twenty seven and nothing in the final fifteen minutes in their first two games, wow fourth quarter scoring barge in Vienna fell. I swear to you. There's not a t. Tell me yet true games, what is it that that is yes, third, through two games. That is the best fourth quarter scoring margin. What is the margin again? Twenty seven in nothing? Ok, I use the panthers either they yeah they they they were down twelve yet the deep. I think the differences mid
in atlanta. I don't think that they're a great defense, but I think they get the there's something about the falcons. They just get the job done. They're nice sexy. We didn't talk, on Sunday cause it's all blur, but the fact that jeered gough was so good at a fake. He handed the ball off any pretend that he still had the ball and got hit like five seconds after the playing elite. Yeah like elite. I like that. I don't like getting hit for no reason. Something about the guy like when you do hand off, I like it when they do the stick, the ball behind their legs, so they hide it yeah and then that sets up the fake. Stick: the ball behind your leg, again yup and that's an asterisk yeah yeah like that. Alright, next up on the tv's broncos dolphins will will the broncos, maybe when a game now. Would we not now to up to this point This is true dawn. Sponsored too, is now the betting favorite to win an that's
I think that's throwing your money where he's pretty good he's been pretty pretty good this year. I I ain't I'm hoping one stating thought yeah. Now the betting favour to an empty, beat you and I, like to see maybe VIC fangio revenge game. Yeah did your revenge game russia, Wilson, I gotta figure awaits a bet. This cause the broncos through two games, and maybe this is and how it's gonna go, but their scripted plays. russia wilson in the first quarter, has looked grave, and then it just all falls apart. Yeah he's always goes back down and checked out. It's a first and the second quarter is pretty good last week to but the second half they just they don't make any judgments. I don't know, what's going on, you know what I might I might flip this. If ross where's respond this weekend. Oh, if it's a respect game then than the it's gonna be all scripted like ours
it's. Alright. Also, we get the miami heat, always a story. Early in the season, yeah wanna see the giant thermometers out there awesome russ pugh how I wanna see russ pugh. How long do you think it lasts for, like cause the dolphins run, the old school denver based rushing attack, cause they got MIKE Mcdaniel took it from kyle kyle took it from his dad his dad coach and something about just denver running back, so I still always think you're gonna be nasty. Yeah has the lingering effects are there any lingering effects of the old school denver running attack that still that The live in Denver colorado I like might brown or and a scary YAP, all those guys like Anderson, my gaiters and gaiters. What was I thinking of I don't know a sick enough or land is carried out members while yeah. Yet there was a stretch, words like our doesnt matter, whose back their waxy, can a matter because they want to supervise the trail. Data, see that's true: so we have to ask ourselves to be like It doesn't matter whose back their yeah.
it really does, but then, with a with sean payton and MIKE mcdaniel, I feel like I want to hear sean payton's, like truth serum thoughts on every single coach in the nfl, because you know he's got takes, we have heard some of the mistakes. I want which on Paden, says behind closed doors, about my much difficulty. I'm pretty sure he hates yeah problem rinkitink football candy, asked candy ass, yeah, by the way the blood had the broncos defence has been bad, and I dont know what now what would they were basically the last few years? That was a thing that keeping them in gains keeping them somewhat competitive. It's been bad, I feel like dolphins mighty, yeah it. There also heard on defence still here: ok, nor does it The dolphins are eaten one at home. All time, verse denver one backs, broncos loan went in miami was jake voice. You had it hit here. All. Let me do it for you. Ok, when we put up
I gotta find it we are on broncos. Dolphins we also got to make sure that it to be true jake. You gotta like fuck up one thing, and then you get really upset herself. Ok, broncos, dolphins, the dolphins are eaten one all type home. I can't do it now you due to its horror, you do it there. It is right that the dolphins you got this Broncos at dolphins or anyone want inverse denver, the broncos lone win in miami was october, twenty third, two thousand and eleven, which was never come back when led by tim team. Oh that's right, florida interesting. That was good though it is, that was good. It is to be the guy, I'm gonna, send it to hey. Coming, afford a tank right now he's going to have to be the guy going forward. It's definitely the matchup of the biggest an elevation in the unifil denver to miami.
The miami's I'll, probably like, or no probably new, Orleans right, yeah below sea level, hello, anyways! The point stands that Russell's is probably going to puke. Yes, I would like to see him puke, because then we can make some facts: jokes ill be good time. I just forty two hank I'd next, stop jets patriots. This will be on tv means verse, hank hank. This question is for you, you Are you nervous about the first game away from the lighthouse, Nothing, it's good, it's good to get away from the lighthouse. It makes it that much better when you see it on the way back in our as any sailor knows. Can appreciate a late hours. If you don't go out to see here, there's no such thing as light. Without the dark grant rights, actually we buy out to see its enter its interest in you brought the lighthouse, I think, because you ve always done you always do you love talking about that fuckin thing, big clause, by glow in the dark, but plug that you ve got. I did actually hear back.
the coastguard own. Regarding your last question, hank did you do any research? It? Ok, ok, just now, if you remember on which this parliament take hank was incessantly. Speaking of the lighthouse and said that, although they probably dont have the current stats rostrum when it comes to lighthouse facts that I gave, which was that keep her lighthouse was in fact the tallest in the united states by her I from coastguard, because I asked you asked me to ask egg and commander crosses thank you for reaching back out for clarification. and for sharing the lighthouse information with investors coastguard? Has a long and proud history of managing our nations? Waterways saw her You listeners enjoyed learning about this mission to Your question. Yes, the fact sheet I sent is current by definition federal aids to navigation or any marine aids installed and maintained by the? U s: coastguard!
to navigation, include lighted and unleaded buoys, lighted and unlighted ex structure, such as day beacons ranges and lighthouses for a lighthouse to be considered a federal aids navigation. It must be clearly visible, a federal waterway as a reference point or to mark a hazard to navigate laws. Hake is thinking you when you said closer waterway, a federal array of federal waterworks, brain started to go into matt mode I don't again. I don't think it's. I don't hanks map in his brain. Is very good. It's not up to date on thicket, rhode, island. There hey guys, like four things in his map brain you know, rhode, island, international island it's rhode, island. It's not that far off water. Hey. Could you draw us a map of that from from memory memory? I could draw the outline okay
so has so, in other words its not a lighthouse, if it's not visible from a federal body of water and have that's I'm in. To determine whether it is not yet known. pressure the coastguard, look into that and what measure you're researching I was watching videos trying to find a some proof rupee of tea. Rendre. Ok- and I stumbled upon one of the greatest you too of all time, probably one of the most viewed videos ever yeah. Well, white house lighthouse. You suck drinking out of cups, It's a great video haggard. That was your research. I would actually submit that. I love lighthouses, so much that I want to protect them against impostors correct you, on the other hand, must hate lay how you think everything's lighthouse fifty is like the people go around looking for stolen dollar, but for lighthouse exactly just like it patriots arc,
not really being a true patriot. If you can acknowledge that tonight's, I am really sorry. I gotta get in a boat I'll, get it, but on a boat and and go up and down the ceilings. I think there's. I think you're gonna get a clear line of sight and no there's your own. It's a fucked up, stupid lighthouse. They call it non traditional lighthouse, traditionally, a not a light out. A lighthouse. You're, it identifies the lighthouse, but we don't accept that. I don't know I don't I don't at all. Hank. I I still the the jury's out on whether or not you can see it from the water. You still think there's a chance. You think that this lighthouse to be able to compete against all other traditional lighthouse. This is a to be continued hanks going to do some more research, hey he's out of facts, there's no more hate everyone and I fucking hate. That thing will What did you see? I pay of tea, we're all my arm of thirty five f. Sixteen twenty two bomber, like I didn't say I said I said at the outset: five f for
be wrong and I was right about all three and identify plans. You can identify lighthouse well, be just structure blah I'll, get it I'll get into I'll get into a plane off with you any day of the week. I love it. Alright, We continued okay, but football goes. The jets have not beaten the patriots since twenty fifteen fourteen consecutive loss. That's a that's a long time! That's a long ass time! Do you think the patriots can play spoiler, yeah you do their ahead of you guys. Yet they are you. Actually. I think everyone to go into. This gave the precision I was for this game, but the path can have been favoured. I really do think that whoever oh yeah we hours now you're never loses this game. It's like it's a franchise, destroy, get us! the franchise assuring gave yeah, I mean, lie that wasn't last year the punt return one of the greatest games of all time. Absolute barn burner. expecting another one of those issues that lasher there
This will be the same. Exact gave their three two three, you gotta be pretty nervous for this game on names on pretty pump. I think it's a whim or your palm. I think it's a win win at high, how one positive side Will you were there, but, oh, when in the patriots are dead, its first on the painters, a sort of own three, since two thousand no magic checks, first season as patriots head, ok and then that's that's, coming actually winning when I log on this, our own too. it doesn't one. What happened I year, the ones He would be that this will be our niners good contacts. We already know that historic, but did you guys win the superbowl in two thousand. I know it, and so we will be on three. So this is the season that's very, for I think, is the franchise, ok and then meetings. Otherwise other, when I'd act, Wilson as a humiliating game, and then you get new quarterback next week. Ok,
Speaking of zack, wilson till you know, I have a good staff for you, I'm staff. You watch him some of the niners giants game I have good supper. You means genome zack, Wilson, out of the thirty four quarterbacks and have had three hundred plus place since started last season- he's actually not the worst at an unknown he's a second worst. Who do you think the worst is three hundred plus lays since a start, a last season whose a worse quarterback, statistically. You the way or asking makes me think it's can be shocking match and don't go. Watson, it all yeah, that is that, if that is the sack wilson better than to shout watson,. Well, your browser. Ok, hey. Are you gonna, be betting on the patriots yeah you out
Ok, give us our nugget, you said it already of which one two thousand and fifteen. The patriots has been the jets fourteenth three times in a win. This week will match the team mark for most consecutive wins over an opponent, parentheses new england beat buffalo fifteen straight to and from two dozen three two thousand ten, that is, a law, socket bills. My video, I mean you geek, that the pay patriots have have to the longest winning streaks of all time against both the visual opponents in their own? The division. you're somehow jake Lastly, I mistake MR real deal I think the first one was good and then you start feeling yourself a little too much and now that you think the geek was ad libbed, double parentheses, okay, next game chargers, vikings loser leaves town yeah for sure. So couple things going on with the chargers right now, Britain's daily firmly on the hot seat? Also, I'm getting
flash back to the mat nagy, twenty eighteen double drunk and then the next season carry over because p asking brilliancy about the jacksonville loss in the playoffs and so he's having to address that. As is yard, he keeps saying that the jackson, the loss, hasn't carried onto this season whatsoever, seen our training camps to see the way we played the first two games had hasn't, had any impact on our whatsoever. I we disagree, because we have seen the first your games. I must say, to carol he's in his own head. Whenever it is like. I don't know if it's actually the last play off game, cause he sergeant. Look at last year, you member, like he started get away from the super aggressive brandon saylee. Let's go for on every fourth down, which would just drive people insane a certain kind of fading away with that, when his defense was really good yeah, he thought his defense is really good. Now, this is not good at all. I think they're, probably what the worst defence in the Unifil Andy's data. That is hardly any defects, vague coach, so he's off
looked up in his own head right! Now. I don't. I don't think he knows what to carry over and what is just like a carry over last week or care of yesterday or care of seconds ago. When is confused about what to do in the field of just up in his own head brain. Silly, maybe you just events coordinator in its worst. Fine, that's fine! There's a lot of guys out their vic fancier jacked area, yeah! There's a tonic advance Joseph yeah, Brian Flores, right liking, the vikings the vikings defense is also not also very bad, so this this screams also that just the the color scheme of these two teams playing other other. Over, is good, overmatch well screams. I'm gonna take you over and then there will be like no less than three or four red zone turnover yeah. Why you're like how's this game, not over, but I, it's gonna, be I have this game on tvs. It's gonna be fun games, yet they also the viking sign. Cam acres, which will throw back cam akers, the the twitter exchange
always makes me laugh webcam acres in twenty one said I. Girlfriend man and then captain kush I'd on pushing thirty, never had one chase that money and dream man, a girl, long eventually, and he replied with all due respect. I'm not trying to be like you, He added it just really on a guy who is actually like being nice and genuine yet well. No, I think the guy was what we twitter, avatar, together, replied it was an captain kirk an ape. That sounds like an ape. No, he was just a guy with a sailor. Had not a border happened, kurdish o, o Oh three, but you can't acres probably not going to change anything. I did see the forty joke that it was like chemicals got side to the viking so that alexander medicines, not the worse running back on the team and yet feel Maybe the viking sure kept out and cook around me, Maybe I don't out and say going with the guy that they think is dalvin cook and some their press photos. They can just
stuck with a real guy. That's going to be such a bummer if you're, a backup running back who gets all this probably unlike like give him more, carries. Give him more carries because you get such a little amount of carries. Everyone is like look at his lady ass, flash look at his legs and then. get the starting jobs like I'll fuck. This is why I was back yet it just it happens that he was getting in on downs when dalvin was very, very tired and the defense was tired because he ran he ran through, and so now that he gets in with a fresh defense is like wait. Can we take back? We do take. Take you back. He yeah I think kevin, o conall and brain look a lot alike to I feel, to cut from the same clause, yeah, might be related a little bit. I'm going to look into that yeah also reminder because we have to remind everyone: the new nightmare, kirk cousins, forty eight thirty, eight and two against the spread, at the noon slot and then twenty one and thirty four against spread three p m or later yeah.
like my colleague in the zoo nightmare alike. Kirk. I also don't think it's I know it's easier to just like point at the quarterback just herbert been pretty good. This year, though, he's been. Ok, yeah he's a not the problem, the problem, these he's good he's not in the second half, so yeah he's teams like the it feels like just nervous, great quarterback who, when you need, to ice, a game away or get first downs or get something like even less week against tightens the. the ball in overtime. Three. Now like It- and I know they're trying to push the ball, don't feel more which they should cause he. insane arm, but yeah you gotta, I feel it doesn't herbert has to I it the lad to put on him, but I think that way they paid him and the ways talked about he does have to The couple hero ball games where it's like we won solely because just unhurt yeah they good is for the charges. Though ass necklace programme landless, quarterbacks out there there's lot but he's getting paid like one. That's. My point is like it's. Not it's unfair.
To put that on him like Daniel Jones is not know, he's not now he's not that guy, but there are certain guys we're it's like you, get talked about in a certain You know rarefied air that yet You are expected a couple games ear to have a game where it's like. You are so fucking good that there is nothing the other team could do so that's gonna what I'm looking for from just arbour. This could be it. Asked the us nuclear being back is a big difference to yes, huge difference. I feel like he's the one running back, that isn't talk to the way that he should be given how good he, yes, like he's, really good, but I think people see you charge is running back there like, while they ve always had a good running back so I should we really be begin. The scale of the credit, no, I think or secular is, is good enough to give more credit very good, nor does it Cousins is thrown twenty five passes to water. She was just endeavours and woe. This is a different voice before most touchdown passes by kubi wider super drone franchise history
the ten and is just one score shy of tying quarterback, worn moon and Chris Carter for third place. All time ok really isn't not interesting minerva. Fourth, most there at the glitter of civic we're on fourth, most yeah was most that's. That's not good. Ok, foreign, we're talking about real choice, history, yan. Fourth, most watch who could forget, for the, where you think, they'll stop the game So what is it? What has already rainy, moss and coal pepper, yeah and then probably be cold? Pepperrell turns around a quarter of guts for aught chris or by randy moss and whoever like. Can we not a cent more contacts here that in not nip the nerd nuggets? Ok, came on tv, saint packers, yes, good game. Find out who's real. I dont think the saint sir. I should go if either team. Is that good? No, I don't think the packers are very good. Either yeah, I think they played a weak opponent week, one I don't know who that was, but I don't think
I don't think either. Team is good. I agree with you on this because, like we saw, we saw Monday night, Derek Carr looked very humid, the team. Looked they looked kind of slow compared to saints offense. Is that I've seen the best, as you said, like tatum hill, the best quarterback in that game, we're probably to get a heavy died of taste will again. I can't Think I like the saints, but I don't love you their team yeah. I think this if they did the ones. speak. I'm in love is pretty fast. You seem mad dogs, His name is olive is like olive, had a touchstone but she'd. She he'd needs more play dark eyes, electric? It is a great name to say he's good again. James or all the complaints go away. Once you play items once we said we, we we become a saints podcast. The minute you put miss wend. James Wanna, one had a great graphic days between recently be seen it. it's the side by side, comparison of janus winston to dare car, and then it lists, probably fifteen different status and all but to favour,
amos winston, some of them there's like for that have asterisks autumn. you have to zoom in and read what the fine print is. The fine print. is actually is You count a games where James listen came in and mob duty in the fourth quarter and odd, just like needs every time. Didn't didn't throw the ball here. be this much better than these current stats are. So the aspects were actually that should be better than they are, but I kept them as the bad stats they still but it is unfortunate to because there years ago, all the stats, where James whence inverse damn retail, because it was all like before the age of twenty six yeah james winston. Unfortunately time is undefeated he's getting older. Now we're going dirt carvers james winces feels like it slipping while the I think the good news is that if, if James never starts another game, We still have the ability to back and say
if he had started this mini game. Yes, here's what his stats project grids courting coming back to enter live. Yes, yes, honoured nugget, saints, packers. the packers have one I yet do regular your voice one ten consecutive home openers. This current stricken in nfl, since twenty nineteen packers also have the best record of the nfl at home. Twenty seven six, and his aaron rodgers yes and arrive at aaron rodgers that ok before we do the next games and then we'll get said. The late games, quick word from our friends at mug z, genes, mug Makes the most comfortable genes in the world that's a fact. love, love, love, bugsy genes, they have actually been a spy, sir for a very long time with partial sports. They are stretched their comfortable. They look stylus, best park, mosey genes. If you're someone like me, Maybe it's not a very stylish guy and you like, I don't want to baggage genes
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it browns MIKE florio wrote an article how'd. She wasn't should have been ejected from the game on Monday night why he made contact an official war was the official wearing efficient. The official present themselves as monday, somebody that wanted to be touched, yeah, the failure to eject jack watson, ultimately traces to money, said MIKE Florio. Ok, I didn't wandering keep watching for the money. I follow the money, ok or a squad shuts following wanting alone. I don't know florio is looking at his contract and saying follow the money, but I dont if he's thinking about like what would fancy want see necessary. I feel bad. These I do love, I love love, love might florio. He is a dear friend. But this is just a sign that we need an nfl controversy, because, if Here's what we're writing about that! shall watson
an official. He should have been adapted the unifil once very badly for de sean watson to be on screen and all time representing the inner fell correct. Yes, that's what that's a floor. You say I got it yes, so we just get something going on. We gotta get some go on florio. This is due to this sad state. If he's writing like two days after the fact that the sham watson should inject. You know Florida was at his best when there's like a looming labour striker like a lock out yet, and he gets a dive into employment, long red contracts and shit when it comes to the actual, like contact on a football field. That's when it takes really start to fly. So we got where you we could we we gotta get some good for him, mike rebels and underdog. That's all I'm thinkin! You ask him yeah! I, like and no new job is its brutal. A feels like feels like this might be if the titans going to cleveland and when this game might be it for the time months back greece. Officially, I think so- did he sign
yeah they're again back in the hunt business, so rounds really put in all moral standing aside, get em all back there So I feel like and I agree with you- I liked the titans in this position a lot I feel like they're, the titans and the the falcons feel very similar to me. It will make your life very, very tough when you play against them they're. Probably I could do anything that flashy, but don't beat the shit out of you for awhile yeah, so I dont know cleveland has a toughness right now to get you in a street fight. Nerd nugget he got. This decker needs one more washington receivers career to become the seventh nfl player to royer, to reach eight thousand rushing yards and eight touchdowns with his thirteen seasons. Artists, embarrassing to some smiths are an example of dayton, thomas adrian peterson, if you're really there's only one point. Five speed, I feel very, was lose a first. Derek Henry got it: Do I, needs one more rushing touchdown to reach eighty for his career. When his tractor sito season start of july till it gets a little cold yeah late october, yeah yeah yeah
Ok, if you slow that down, though, was perfect. That was ex of you, you mumbled! Henry yeah. No, I didn't know reasonable you hearing that part. Taxes jaguars. Not He began now, though, we are on a record watch. on the record. Watch officially straube boys stand out. J stroud is twelve. ass, the terms away from breaking a record for most pass attempts by a rookie quarterback without thronging interception very go, go, that's just ninety one pass attempts. I like this past attempts not not completions. Ninety one pass. Attempts most by cuba in his first, you started out an interceptions. We already has that record. The record three games. Is Warren moon with a hundred and three that's pretty good. Let's go see yeah, I feel like I feel like. We could maybe break that record if we put out their long enough yeah where we would just get hit and sacked, then throw the ball like abounds directly get alot of intentional grounding. Yes,
also trevor lawrence is one in three against the texans yeah, the texans kind of I think they have the jaguars number right little bit. That's a division, that's filled with weird stats and teams that you wouldn't expect to always beat up on each other, like no matter how Add the texans The jaguars O always play down to the level yes, so now, the most exciting gave. I would like to see the jaguars. Maybe like look like a competent office for four quarters. Put it together, cause trouble. Lawrence is phenomenal, but it doesn't feel consists- now when we saw that against cancer chiefs were not entirely yet nerd nugget speed. Now, madam your appeal for speed. No other than what are we just focus on being able to read speed, helps that does adderall yeah. Also, if he reads fast, he can make mistakes. We can't figure out what mistakes
the texans have been the now. Just do just talk max you just do them again. Just do your regular of Texas have been the jaguars three times the last time the jags beat the texans at home was two thousand and seventeen when quarterback bleak, arthur bortles had flawless game twin was mentally you'd return, invited me there a great middle name from plague arthur I love bags or no, the tries middle names. Blake is rob robbie, robbie, Robbie Robbie, hey colts ravens, to finish out the first slate. I think the colts might be little widened minshew? We were going to get a minshew game and so mentioned he's good he's good for one of those surprising games, especially considering how injured the the ravens are. So I I feel like the culture live wire, there live wire. Yeah, The circle is my life. Wire game is well yeah level, our game of the week I do like the ravens. I think they are for what what we
This can be an incredible fc. Obviously, aaron rodgers getting hurt Joe Yarborough being injured and not playing well. The ravens little one team. It looks good through two weeks achieves last week, one like the ravens look. The ravens and dolphins are the two abc teams they can be like who they ve looked pretty good. at the gate, either a couple of games over the course of any given week, where I feel so confident in one team that I spooked myself out of it. So for this one it was the ravens for me and ever too confident about something, I'm like well I'm dumb, so I must be wrong. So that's one thing that the courts are good this week, yeah see I'm the opposite, where I think the colts are such a live wire and they're going to cover this game with ease and they will most likely have to bet the raven success were fading, our selves back into a guess each other. We are just a verbal me mitchell, p of tea and big cat in a living room. Both dogs chasing their team who, with great about this situation, we have is made big Will both be right about this game. Yeah, it's just about which way we write about it.
There's it's actually like one to dodge are sitting on a couch together and like one dog tries to I like clean. There leg is actually biting the other dogs leg and the other dogs like what the fuck. That's, not that's, not your leg, yeah, races, that's what we're doing right now, we're like a human centipede, maybe because I've we could. We could both find a way to fuck this up by us. I made myself so hard on this and think in the courts and also adventure you might give sport and you might get a spark. I late slate. Would you give us your nugget? No max go back to it. I want your max on your voice after the radio voice going for said you go why a gap. Hey Texas have been the no. We just did that one, oh, my god. After last week's performance, ravens qb Lamar jackson owns twenty two performances with at least two hundred passing and fifty rushing yards going on the cannon in russia wilson for the most two hundred fifty games, that, if a lester I miss Jake he's there dug his tone it the same. You, don't have the passion right
he's very passionate, but he's got the passion and then, when we like say well, that's that was stupid. He's like shit is already takes. Very like personally. It's just the magic is gone right now. Yeah we can tell you that you're an idiot, your staff suck and you're the method. All you gotta do is just complain about shit that I it is when have I ever said, yeah alright panther seahawks late late. Eighty dog YAP, let's go andy doll. Let's fuckin go eighty dollars come to town to fuck up everybody survivable this week. Yes, last time any dog and played in seattle, he threw for four hundred and eighteen yards and tucked into touch sound stand in a loss, but he did it. He did that. Oh that's kitchen, Catherine much Ok so ended all back. I do little o enough
before any dalton, I always like watching any dalton games may think o any it been a week for really long time? So then I went fall. The radical, real, quick. Twenty eleven draft great draft lotta really good players naturally came newton gg what wat lot a really good players that draft. Also saw a name that I hadn't thought about: awhile. Did William Jones ever really retire. That's a good question! Yeah right! I was like we www jones. I think he just silently washed up. He was on the box last year, And then he just nowhere, he just found a nice from rock like that on top of and stunned himself and then fell asleep. That always blows my mind because, like there, you can't tell me that Julio Jones is better than some of the receivers that are out. There But he probably doesn't wanted just that paid anything at all to go out there and play yeah. He's probably made enough money over the course of his career, but like go play for the chiefs
we can all three be like? Oh chiefs too many receive another. Oh shit, yeah yeah. You could probably pick it or like the bills, I'm shocked. They didn't take Julio jones on my fantasy team yeah. No that's a good point. I want to give her officially retired right. So if everybody signs with it all, I went we saw with the box. It felt like the last answer. Right. We never say right so www johnson. www jones and Larry Fitzgerald just hang out together, not retired, kind of retired yeah. The twenty eleven drafty I was came Newton VON miller, Marcel darius age, a green patrick Petersen than Hullo Jones. Pretty good draft pretty good draft and aided olenin second round engage a lot with the eleventh pick ok, so this game on offer can now Yet this is just going to be. The problem of the scandal is working to pale very, very close attention to the first half of it, because it sets its a three or five four or five kick off.
And we're going to have to watch it. I like I liked the panthers cover the spread, but I, like I they're not going to win. I don't think no, I don't think when either of these very fences, are very good Thompson's our right of the season yeah I want to take the panthers, but I think I'm gonna be smart, no man be dumb. Emetic, the panthers, yeah yeah, ok, nerd nugget backs he's ready to go now, I'm ready, despite playing on the east coast. The panthers are actually seven and for over the last ten years and regular season games on the west coast That's fine, I'll! That's gonna fund! That is over the past. How many get how many years tat, ten glaciers some you some cameroon is primary: their yeah. Ok, I next game I guess we're gonna talk about it bears achieves. So bears had a day on Wednesday
just to rehash. I was actually happy. We weren't recording, show that day because it did get a little crazy there in the afternoon, Their started the day their starting left tackle braxton jones was put on. I are we don't know when he got injured it. A neck injury probably seems very severe, maybe out For the rest, the season who knows bad news, the office of oh, that's, ok, it's Can we get worse and that then, just in fields did. An interview were actually liked. What he said any. He basically said I feel, like I'm playing, robotic and talking about coaching we're getting too much in his head, he's gotta, say: fuck it. I'm just gonna go out there and ball play with more feel that I you think was that crazy, but it became a big thing and we'll get more than that: and then, after that, the bears. If it's a coordinator that if you haven't been following stepped up, from the team for no reason that anyone could understand? Wasn't there the box game he filed
resignation by printing out on his home computer and then taking up. sure of it. Yes, the notes, abbe, it notes up for four fifty four boomers, taking a step back to take care of my health and family. Then it started a flurry of rumours that got a little out of hand. We still don't really know. What's going on, we do know the fact then he hired a lawyer who then released statement kind of feels like what every higher or lower in these situations- maybe it's not just health and family, but we don't know speculation was pretty insane on Wednesday afternoon. Then after that Just fields did another prescott. for answer or media scrub, where he clarified. What he was saying saying, I didn't mean to blame the coach. It's all on me, then they, Nathan, peter men who then they re signed on thursday. in this all happen on rhine pulls birthday. That's it
that's a tough day for you, gotta cake was the I blown out the candles welcome to the thirty eight club ryan polls, yeah, sorry, man, those are those probably a very big bummer of a day. You left one thing out: begetters, also video that came out of DJ moore talking to a player on the opposing team. I forget who he was talking to last week and they're like hey man, they're, not using you right, and he was like yeah tell me about it: yeah, oh, and also, while brisker liked a tweet. Of someone being like the bears: a dancer fire yeah. So what do I do it afterwards that he did that keep receipts and might do those receipts are never like? Wouldn't you can't refund on that's. Why use bookmark? That's that yeah. Exactly so I'll We stand up for just in fields for them, but here yet is what he said. Was that bad news, but there is being honest and we an honest if employers right! That's, why let them to be genuine, whether talking the media,
and then the media are real, dick heads about it and they get one little snippet and then they just our talk about. I can't believe you said the word watching will ya know should definitely some of its kind who, for whatever reason, the coaching is making him robotic. It's not working. What they're trying to do isn't working. He said that honestly and then there are like all man he's a coaching mediators goes. And then they go on and on just feels not gonna give another interview where he says anything remote remotely close to that it is in our interest to our interests, but also, and then you, the right with everything, is and then you're gonna complain about him not being friendly with a meteorite and be like why what this guy give us any good information was being so sure this work as you fuck em yak, as you fucked him over damned. If you do damned, if you don't, it was one of those situations where what just unfilled said I thought was good. He basically was like. I have to stop over thinking. the coaches are doing their job during the week. Once we get to the game, I have to play my game which hopefully means he's gonna run some more I'd, be the just fields We saw the end of last season,
and then everyone took it to be like he blamed is coaches. It sucks. I just even for the bears. This is record speed for them to become a complete and utter sark. Is it at this season and guess what the go play the kazi chiefs this weekend and guess what also this probably won't come on right, pfc this graphic. Patrick more homes. We'll pick was he in the draft yeah he was he was. He was pick eleven I would pick was mitch letters to bring that might bring that up with no, we got a new one that even hurts even more patrick. it has the highest winning percentage for cuban nfl history, at seventy nine point, three percent. unfortunately, just appeals has the lowest winning percentage, and he nfl nfl, has a qb in nfl history with eighteen point: five percent, the other kind of look. That's gotta, show up so yeah, so yeah. The bears had that whole thing happened on wednesday and then they have to go.
Play the kansas city chiefs and again this season. It's it's even for the bears. I shocked withheld how quickly like the bears had circus seasons? dumpster fire seasons, fire seasons. They had seasons where their complete laughingstock this happen way faster than in in a lot of it happened in the span of like twelve hours yeah. It was just the worst day ever to go through and then mac said something really dumb today, which was I'm thinking about betting on the bears. Well, I, if he said, bears money line. I said I actually think the bears are going to be in this game. I don't think they're going to win the game. I think they're going to they're going to be live in this game cause. I do think what justin fields basically said is I'm going to fucking fuck, I'm running laminar gonna run past everyone. Do you think you think the day was so bad? It's like us against the world now, because I think it quite literally is the bears against the entire world yeah, although they don't have a defensive coordinator. did you have before jill? Don't know what happened, which is weird Yeah, I
you think they're gonna give their best effort, but unfortunately, for them their best efforts I will not be enough how soon until we get a only meeting I mean, They should go players only yeah the whole thing is just a complete dumpster, oh and yeah, and just a cherry on top. They have not won a game in almost counter year. Yeah close to a calendar year so yeah, I I on sunday, emotional. I am back to believing it just feels, because I have no other option and I do desperately why him to be good. Because I, like him, a lot But yet this is this is a complete clown. Clown gone show are yeah, it's it's a complete joke. And I'm excited yeah. This can be a know. It everybody in the world's gummy betting. On the chiefs, I the more all the more we talk about the more I am convinced, It is the bears against the world. nobody, nobody Even you don't really believe him. That leaves. I believe that, owing to cover this wreck yeah, I think
naturally game max? You It's sick with it it's hard for me now I have to but it's hard to say that they are going to win the game when they haven't a kick in our peoples the calendar year. But this is the one that chiefs don't look decorate The often look slow, yeah, no, its revenge game against Matt nagy having brought that up the chiefs. Well, it's a reverse. Mad AG revenge game you bear who do you think hates the other person more? The bears hating matt nagy or melodies guys on the team, dont really the more it there for many years, so I think I think it might be met negating the bears either way. she's defence is the quiet story of the of the first two games. They have been very good and That makes me very nervous. Cheese office is not shown their best. That's. I also think we might get a best from cheese, often cause the bare deviant sucks
Now I'm talking myself back out of it either way this game's going to be fun, I'm excited for football and son, but sunday. I think about this. When Matt nagy, you watch them week, one when he had entire offseason to drop weird like shattered. Anyone is that take their item, nowhere answer he is going to be looking at. This is a big revenge game, That means he's gonna, really let the freaky should fly and the free here shit that Matt Nagy comes up with is really really bad counterpoint counterpoint. The bears don't have a defensive coordinator. Obviously he refuses, as defence coach he's, going to be calling the plays, and they don't have very good players on defense. Just a counter politely, I think that an you might just psych himself out of this one. I would love it. I would love it I got no nugget isn't gonna hurt. I can already tell no dog
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Oh no he's down! Oh no! This is bad! Oh no,. gathered. There is very good that listen, don't you think you like, I want to see it happen. I dont want to just get a fucking adam shift, retreat being like train. digs twenty seal impact is a tree falls in the forest. I went off his own teammate. Did it too? I would have thought is that on is usually they'll say a non contact practice, injury right. This sounds like it was a contact practice injury I wanted. That means they might be protecting somebody that tours hcl. Yes, I want to know. I want to know exactly how it went down because, like the motor park is, parsons do as they like I grew crawl into digs his knee right, don't even then assume happened in theirs does definitely a difference. I know there's not, but just hear me out here. If a guy terraces acl and it was a non sales- are an exciting injuries to watch. Did they be the only reason as himself october, I feel like half drunk, because we ve been doing shit all day and is no longer.
I like acl, just because when they grab the top of their shit, I'm like asia you gonna get you like a dog. I feel like a doctorate, scione injury that I can actually tell when it happens, because they grab that that the top of their shin and unlike yup, acl, but what I was going to say, though, is if an acl happens or an injury happens, is in non contact injury. I can at least to grips with it being like that was gonna happen, no matter what does a ticking time bomb where like a new job thing, I you grieve in a different way like fuck? This is such fucked up shit that this happened. That is such a fluke thing that they just happened and you can be angry. for a different direction. Either way the whole. The whole point of this is I see it Our seats will agree if properly cowboys fans will back me up. I think they want to know what happened right. You want to know what happened for sure. You want to know who to blame. You want know what to blame to. We blame the practice field, yet it happened during his eye. is it the saw. Do we need to tell jury to get new sod,
Did he slip on like one of those grades to when you're walking the tunnel on The field, someone roll up on and won t get rolled up on. Was he doing a drill? Those two physical, that he should have been doing. A practice right can give you get mad at the coaches about it. Give it to me: did Dan Quinn go to Dan Quinn, throw up when he sought yeah like how bad was it? I want to see I would then I'm in seeing rust, throw up of a great sin. Jerry jones puke would be ass. I would yeah it'll be a weird collar. I would today a lot of law will be blood and glitter yet from central provide for sure I. Max give us a step. by the way the cowboys room when the skin cabin. Ask because defences realer The cabbage so real written give up to twenty eight, have endless economic Jeff sword rain disorders, every cabbage quarterback. Prescott will play. Is one hundredth career game and weak three against the cardinals he
Somebody is the only player, Annabel history at least one hundred fifty touchdown passes and twenty five rushing touch shouted in his first one hundred games. pigs in there too, you gotta throw that I'm still mad that he hasn't thrown interception this year. Well, the the offense has been very like vanilla cause they haven't had to play the Can I get less the deck cook right, unleashed act, this game, ok, lacerated baker play max No he's on the eye are, but that's probably like a ploy for him to get Added to the eagles are they're doing an iron floor, Jonathan taylor, thing ploy, okay, steelers or raiders sunday night, hey, you remember Jonathan taylor yeah, what's going on with him, the brown should call brown should absolutely one hundred percent call. Yes, yes or the vikings Ok, so still at raiders. I don't off this games. Gonna steelers play very for example. Any worse, they play any worse on offense and the
Raiders defects, not good, so maybe, if that canada kit and often going against the raiders. Then just don't, What back on the plane we we gave all the stats about the the steelers, the craziest one was that they didn't run a single play inside the thirty odd line and they won I dont know where the last time that's ever happened. It's quite shocking. They need to score least one office of touchdown. dr that last more than like five plays yes, yes, I like it I'd like to see two first downs and then a touch down on a drive by the steel yeah, maybe that would be nice yeah, maybe like a couple runs mixed in maybe a play action pass and then, like a twenty, are touched: yup, yeah, ok should you are picks so standing works for the words when we recall for the major league bracket. Have aaa unaware Also, if you remember, if you miss last week, show this the the
fishermen are still saying the same. Vegas show one hour for the loser: fifteen minutes for the runner up. Ah, pretty minute opener and we ve split it up. So it's max means and jacon one bracket, they will be one of those three guys will do the opening out for fifteen minutes me pfc and hank. One of us will do that. Our long show in vegas right now, I'm at three o and one. eggs at once you in one parties, one in three and then in the little kids table jake's three and one max is one in three means is one in three so early silver area, one good weaken makes up for anything, but there is a problem right now. I did point out two pfc. He is in less in all of our batteries. you have my teams. Tuna is it, which is pretty sure, that's what did it cost you everything yeah, so dinners only pay as you go, lose pancake package is running away. We add, he's got eighteen, and peer fees and last with two
I would like to see lane johnson put a couple pancakes on from pancakes: ok, picks who's going first. This time. yeah yeah really are we want young pick first week, one big, ok, taken saints plus one and a half rule, ok, saints plus one and a half. I will be taking the chicago bears, plus twelve and a half, and a lot of points. A lot of voids. They pay. These guys play football or play. Jake is going to take the lions minus three so that he me. His pigs in the preferences. Ok, I'm gonna- take the over in bills. Commanders lu. I like like that. Let's get some points guy like it a what's the number forty three and a half. Hank I am going to take the under in charges, vikings, o k members-
Fifty four and a half minutes arose say that's a lot of how dare you that's a lot of poor yeah, but that's a fine wonderingly fun hank. How dare you? Why can't you have wacky roofer fun once in your life. It was thirty two I can root for Vaughan. Fifty four and a half is too many. Okay, I have two picks. I'm going to take the bengals minus three. I actually think this is the bengals week to right the ship. Ah, I've been the bengals whisper. I had el, the bolt weeks and now's the time now to get ready. Little extra arrest for joey be money. I football bangles minus three and then I will take I'll, take under steelers raiders, forty two and a half- I just don't steelers, don't thereof. that does not scream of like seventeen thirteen gave it does yeah? Ok, great therefore match up rate, unify goals, glass or match last, dolphins, minus six. And ah you bitch bitch you, your bitch got him
I would take the patriots minus two and a half yahoo neo hanks, two and a half hour. I played away from that. Get away from that lighthouse, it would be good for jake will take the box over forty six and a half, and there is the game. For the united states. We already talked about debo, who was just out with seasoning injury, two seconds, he'll, absolve yeah kiddos. Well, everyone. No one can. Caught a million passes tonight max I am taking bills commanders under wow, reenact, what's good for you so yeah I mean our defense is awesome. I think the only way they can manage when that game is under yeah. Ok means give it to us, give it to us. I don't like it, but ravens colt, forty four and a half over who guys by the way, I think we should get wings this week financially. I mean I would love some links. You get almost almost anything at all.
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I'm so sorry for saturday, by the way, that is the best native college football. I've ever seen my last six right, verse ranked match up, and on top of that flora, state and clubs and play to start today so what have you done. has anything I think goin, I don't know that's thing I kind of one not drink this weekend, but unless your game, I know I know I know I know I know I know I have Titus district on friday. Then they wanted. We looked ahead. We will gain day, everyone! That's. Why said, here's one drink on the weekend so drink, I'm proud of you, That's easy. It's gotta be in. Some game, I'm so excited for like him, and it's gonna, be, I think, very. Like close, so You really need to gain the cap. You blow up first. Second, you can just be that's what I would now like to actually get into one of these gains. Yeah yeah.
Gotta be a lot of ohio state bars, oh yeah, for sure. Oh, have you guys seen the have you guys seen the flight aware maps of the guys that draw the college football logos like with the airplanes? before each we gay ass, their awesome yeah. I don't know who is doing that didn't they did an elephant for alabama, had like the eyes and the tasks in the route that a plain flew out, it flew over alabama those guys, hey! I have a solution for you, you don't have to drink or you could just drink a couple course lights. Were you watch it? think big eventide streaming backing she's coming straight, You know how stagers he just go: fucking nuts with them, but a big on while steak or not be Kind of a scumbag. yeah, where your jean short chicago's jean shorts, Maybe some timberline gets timberlands now looks: ok! not ohio, state species of your earrings now
once does she shot to? Work is also just like, knowing that, we're going to be getting frank. The tank and shane gillis notre dame clips yeah it's hard to go against e evident in someone's house. Stop them if those two guys win this game they're going to over the world. I want that's a great as couple of all time ass, the world I want to live in literally the greatest combine, all that's the world I want to address. I give you if, if aliens came down like give us your two best men, the chain and frank, can you I have noted aim one, the college football title and then shane and Frank were just like parting. There like as years other how in shame that drinking a thousand beers, frank drinking, a thousand cokes yeah are just like, like birch beer, cream sodas, but yeah I mean, if you, the people, hate notre dame fencing, John just wait until they just wait till they, when this gave they win this game, the same harmon hype is gonna, be in saint good, lookin dude. By the way Ok, let's get your interview Brooks captcha. Fifty you gotta,
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we just golf with him he's about to be in the ryder cup. Let's start no spoilers, because we have the video come out soon. Max is right on it. He's gonna have it out very, very quickly. Greater golf game, no spoilers, tell us what we are more. What what? What would you say like? Where were the fifteen? fuck me pfc was shocked myself so you know what I actually feel sorry for you brooks. I do because you're the golf. So when you go out there, you're not really like that happy. If you hit a good shot, you're like yeah, that's what I'm supposed to do. I like a golf. If I hit one good shot I feel like magic, is coursing through my blood. I feel like I'm on the basque off from the world, for just that one instance You don't get any more because you are so good So maybe like? Maybe if you Like a golf, it's actually better than being good. It got there. Suck more. Would you say about my user dry
if ever there was a lot a lot of drivers, I loved that maybe too much drive near you actually got addicted to it that you even tried it yourself, which I it is that like Are there certain things that would, if you did him in, let's say a major. You don't do like DR rath dec, because people be like one idiot, even though it might be the right shot. I, where we can right. What you are due in the back, your head. You like I'd rather not be criticized for this shot, even though driver after deck is deployed, why think going forward I'll think about that play a happy I'm going forward? I guess the next year, MR first green aside, the driver. Yes, I feel like there's a it's it's just so frowned upon for regional golfers to go driver off the deck like beef hey, sometimes driver off the deck. Is the play? Gotta hit the big stick so yeah right. Yeah. What about wearing shorts during major shocked the world, I will. What's with that, I think you're allowed were killed but you can't wear shorts
Is it true that seems racist against americans? All I ask Ricky feel like you would know more right. Yeah you're right. So let's talk about that. Your caddy is from northern ireland yeah you're about to play in the buttercup. Are you worried at all about this fact Cause I e he was saying that lorries is favour. Golfer, Volta debt, write about to go up against So is there a party you that's like if it comes down to it you're like? Can I trust this guy. never thought about it, like the yard. I think, he's american passport right with me. We gotta tell them. Ok, yeah behold! Last words, I don't know how long you been your daddy, years ten years says all five major yep has indicated during the ryder cup. For yes, although they once how was he last to have just thrown out style. If we're looking at stats, I think you might have more and we- and we know that we want what we want in sixteen one in twenty,
eighteen? We lost yes, ok, we're too one run the winning side of that sum, but this will be the deciding factor. Yes, yes, so we are, we are like about were weak away from the ryder cup. How pumped up deserve you're coming, because it feels like enron. We talk to its. Obviously you I'm playing for money, but it feels. Like everyone, is just more excited too plain. The ryder cup in pretty much any other of that is pretty cool, it's the most nervous In my entire life, I do if you're in a football stadium people's screaming. On the first day, disgust deftly sign yeah, it's the weirdest fit me up earlier just for football is dead silence. Yeah yeah, pretty crazy, so you're is at its most nervous. You ve been playing golf. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? that's what you have ridden driver So ass a lot easier. But if you tell him. We would now facing headed would you get nervous for majors, now, now I bet now. I viewed as like excitement re like you, yet
little jittery or whatever means, but like some exciting, I've heard that it's a privilege to be nervous music, put yourself in a situation where there's expectation on pressures approval? Yes, we So when you go, no major, though, are you you're not nervous at all. Yours excited we're not if you have a lead, let's say: ipods, nuclear like a bearing on the job. There's rain nerves, no not even put like snow plaque during his eyes, and I hope that we will decide in tee shirts already with your name on it, like rats, brooks that's five When I, if people do not, you don't feel extra pressure at all. Now you got We got five. While we got five did youth. You feel very smart when you said you figured something out, at a and of wind I've. What is brooks talking about, and it was like he's literally just saying, he's, gonna walk, slower, that's exactly what is too slow for everybody else. Amounts be right, right, easy, so throughout the ryder cup began mentioned it. You guys, don't you,
paid anything I feel like the players should get paid that basically the into term and all over again supper. Golfers, you guys get it up and running. Yeah it's about It's about pride! It's about your country, which is great you liked? I feel like they a break off a little couple mill? they do. They do really well. Yeah really well for themselves yeah yeah tv rights. Everybody watches They need to pay the golfers pay the players on the size of players is further journalists. You could start disappeared justice for the players, professional golfers, don't get paid enough money We basically living are basically living in their parents house. just like college struggling to get by yes and at the ryder cup? If you win, they should break you off a couple mil. That's all I'm saying we could all use a little bit of help yeah. What, when you get to the ryder cup, is it weird like having to? I assume you guys are kind of all close when you get there cause you're all playing on the same team Obviously play with live on a team, but Is it a different dynamic that you're, like all rooting for each other so hard like changes. How you like view golf,
It is with great you're rooting for yeah. Well another guys in her time, you're like competing against majors you're are now yeah. I never looked at it like, but it's it's definitely a weird. Weird situation where Iraq is the announcer, you might say you really against, but like here. I would remain there. Somebody else's up, there are obeyed and the water ran around us right. I do yeah. I guess it is a little different. So, like that you, like team building exercises Would you guys hang out at the ryder cup we probably we to ourselves every night there were just going I'll- hang on the team room, scout's honor, the surrounds us jokes, just thomas who were big fan of he's gonna like that's when he's gotta shine, because everyone was claiming that he was just made the team for the boy- yeah, it's like he's gotta he's gotta bring some like funny, jokes yeah. He needs to needs to bring it bring beer. He should show the first day a couple of cases
I he use hidden about last time. On the first, the first tee see we got everybody excited riah. Wherever the discussion, though, like I know that there is controversy, whether he should be on the team are not put, his international play speaks for itself, where, like, if you're, a guy who It would almost be like if they had a ryder cup for majors like. Why would you put brooks and he always steps up in the majors like just thomas always steps up an international player you got to put him in there. It's a killer got to yeah. That's why I trust them yeah I mean I feel good about it. I'm happy he's on my team yeah. What about max max's nervous max will be fine. Have a good team, it'll be fine. He's gonna be greatly may Yes, max's, nice guy, the world from serious golf standpoint. If you're, ryder cup do play differently, because the team format, are you playing the exact same style? Depends the format? like for plant alternate shot. A driver is no matter where it goes on.
Added the excellent. So I felt yeah no matter if it's behind a tree, I don't have to play it on you now. That's a you problem, smart, very smart. have you got any golf course? I was going to ask the match but put question. He just took her out of my hand, your russian hanger question at great question in a in a scramble format, if you put the ball and it stops like- let's say, hypothetically three inches from and then you just walk up and you tapping casually before your team. It has a shot at the whole. Is that a four out of five five? Yes, courageous uttering. Five I If we come to you, I agree yeah. No, I like taking that shot by hitting the next shot. Yeah, I misspoke once you once you put it in the hole. That's your score! Yep! That's how it works! Rules are rules good point getting on a plane for the matter? Let's talk some football for states back yeah, the there
after their thereby I mean they know palace use ass. Are you? Are you still rooting hard for state? For forest state, I think take I think there are three team, maybe not, but I don't think georgia's number one is put it that way. Do wish. Jewish you again, india. Have a nice, you randy an another town. I know I heard him say today wasn't from fort say: well yeah. I dunno I dunno. If we can ever get him back now, he wanted to coach for florida state and you guys turned your nose up at them yeah and look what he's doing now. It's been a rough few years. Do they hit you up for money. yeah I've been hit by? How do they call you like the monday after you and a major Ah after asylum live, I got over did their hall of fame, whatever induction, whenever someone up november yeah, so that was right after son? Would live here? Isn't a perfect time. You know you're good, for is that good? Did you give him anything? Are you booster,
No, I'm not a booster, but I hope I helped to guard him out a little bit. Okay, okay, I bet, if you call them up you're like hey, I'm unhappy with the direction of the program. Dion sanders would make a big difference here in two years. I bet satriani waiter was- and I asked you kids were smashed Yeah my my son Chris used to be a forest fan, but I'm coming home with all the smash merged. I think we gotta convert yeah. We can turn him it's so good said. Are you a better golfer? Now your dad? blake junior, haven't! I, like it. Was a little. Cause that is like over from the pj that isn't for me, that was a little yeah. Don't blink right! Yeah! I was taking this theme to heart, see the posters everywhere, I'm like yeah. That's that's not brooks. How long are you officially not hung over yeah well, yeah, good, we sobered up and finished, and innocent eu us open.
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blake outfits yeah yeah, smart. We have to. We were actually talking before we started playing like it's our job as the financing stages by him. Only blake's too yeah, I wouldn't let me confused when he's like five or six years later, we are disappointed it. So it's gonna go is gonna go brooks and then you are passed the torch to Charlie. And then charlie woods passing into blake junior. I think golf is in good hands right now. It is a solid, has never been in better hands or you, or will you allow your son to play golf Yeah, that's a lot of money to be looking at it generates. Are you little believable. if you want so yeah? Ok, I think I'll think size. Her height is side jellia, but we absolutely your pic strong guy yeah for they said what what what height did they give you on the PA today they say that were six feet, tall notice. It seeks to
That's it you're, not six! Two. Are you an issue? in spikes takes that five ten conveniently left, deities hide off. The average is perfect, but one is a wrote. Those John g everywhere spikes like metal smokes are used to. you're not going to start a blog. I just want to steer the quick lack. Yeah yeah. I thought I was cool and there some people keep doing the click slackened and then they walk in people's background shots and You can hear him come here is saturated with your wife. Really bogs people is, The difference between wearing plastic spikes. Metals likes. You hear the quick lacking. concrete than that. I don't really think there's a difference Could you golf and just normal shoes airforce once probably yeah, probably slip once or twice yeah. It doesn't seem like it makes that much of the I mean the the spikes on golf shoes are so small. I never I never understood why golfers weekly
yeah sally we're moving much guy J tease like off the ground, he Skywards models vice do yeah you're off the ground. What you need to win if scotty warm you just like tears, achilles on every side. Have you ever tried he might actually where models yeah had at some time I think I mean have you. Have you ever tried to like move your feet like he does when you swing. It seems like it's there's a lot going on now, but Dave nor does privilege. Gotta does less looking to the future. How many majors What would be what you like, What's the number. I know you have a number in your head. Not saying I'm gonna win this but like what you would be like. This is what I feel I can do and what I like. That's an unbelievable career. So hang the twelve twelve. Oh yes, fucking, crazy, visionary and waved it about a railway companies have already blow microbe. We want to fill, cybersex tiger
hm has seven john robb will hang blue that on your arm yesterday, tank ally yeah, so that a? Could you feel very woodland? Was gary, so it's not like I should have, and I feel like I should have known right. Could you feel the shifts when Hank texted us and was like, shall we get brooks on after he wins the the masters ourselves on Saturday that yeah? Could you feel it that I felt that it was in the rained away you did say that well majors, twelve neighbours. I mean you, be you be read their days each year. Any chance at all we stretch out, would say you never choke another went away again had never screws, you any chance at all. You be tiger. So maybe great writer has that was a benchmark, yeah yeah I sent her to get my game. Fifteen here's little tipp common objective, not a goal manual watch. Otto said that during a few gave each senegal- and you dont, get it, then you failed. If you set an objective, you don't get it then
you didn't feel sure you don't know what you're saying is shoot for the moon. If you miss If you fall short, you'll be a star yet, which is really make sense, though never made sense. Stars are closer than the moon. Yeah that never made sense to be a moon jerry. You have a question for books? jerk you come on talking the mike at church textures attacked years ago, said yeah from the clouds. I dunno sit right here in the middle civilian, a quandary so you're appropriate, The jury was worthless, stable, I added I just cannot get poorer much cheaper, you're, go the range funded from the clouds, but I will ask this so it's a fuck mary kill we're going go chris jenner evaporate from an michelle obama. Your questions,
That is a great question. How would you answer jerry so I would marry Chris jenner. I would kill Michelle obama or guide our fuck. A vodka knows no surprises. Merger is itself one. Yeah? I think I would marry kris jenner as well. Just for the fact, I think I'm the same as you just for the fact of like in case anything happens, I feel like I'd walk away exactly yeah pretty go with. That would also cover got for brooks anything else, that was that was colleagues, oh very close in germany question jerry another one will end with you in a minute bush. Do you have any questions for us who Do you think this all ask questions Do you think this podcast is positively helped you or negatively.
You were with the settlement is not exactly a toss up because people com pervert all time. So how would I learned much amateurs rick hate us yeah yeah? I think rick for if he still had no idea till today that who bar store part my take, he had no idea what it was and I think the boy, thing drives him up a walk and then for a while that either shouted with the ordinary matter? didn't happen. Nothing there were some Dave dave state that, whatever he's who are these men, and so I've had to explain to him and pretty much everybody. I play with her to explain the blake thing, something many golfers watch, His part can yeah, which is sad but yeah I I think rick struggles, whether I love it. I think it's great yeah, we'll always when we first interview is it before your second or third it was in that is, is probably heard before. Third, so we ve. Actually
we ve helped you in three major yeah exasperated. And I can only do to right yeah. I would say that we also helped with the p I p stuff right yeah is that what it was when I was on the pi ip yet or definite? oh yeah. How many? How much did you get off? That list I live contra, no matter how much we in a must give its using question. How awesome is it to be rich? cat before it's your principles and also your poor sooner where you can like see, can you see into the bottom of your pool? Yeah? You could see on the side I thought like. When that was being designer engender came up with that. I thought it was going to go away different way, cooler for me. and then now it's When he had he, u underground video. Yes, I saw that current differently in my head. Have you have you reconciled with your dogs
her dog, my dog, here Keziah we with the bad visual. It was bad very max at an incident like that or max year, where he doesn't have organs you just one pet it. So that was like you had to have a conversation with your dog being likely sorry. That we had them on screen where I just wasn't. Petting yeah yeah: It is about bad. Look, we worked it out and worked it out. That's good! A dog needed a book, another series sears gulf question What's the was the hardest shot, the hidden gough, who probably driver of the debt backwards. Oh, oh, we gotta be tough. We call the back part of it. the yeah, but do you have a favorite shot? You ve had your life favorite shot the one that keeps coming back. either you can like. You sometimes will daydream bout.
Probably was at sixteen at belle reve part three, a foreigner like eight feet, I was pretty rick wanted me to hit five or or fire. I forget what it was I hit five or four rick wanted me hit the other one not yet, which probably could out to get her part out now Maybe they're, not camera, what I didn't last to put what about do? You know when you're in his own pudding? Can you feel it like right when you like get on the putting green in the way? I feel, like you know putting you definitely know you got it, you don't got it yeah and then, if you don't cause like I, when we're when we're watching you, and you're like locked in its like every pots going in its awesome. The watch should be off Where do they get? Oh here's, I've, hypothetical You seen us play. Do you think that we can compare eat on the PJ tour if we magically every single shot? That was on the green any part of the green, the next put automatically went in could be other he thinks only. I don't think so. I sought to get on the green,
The second it gets on the green, its automatic pot. you think I want you to watch out. There was quite near me and you could see- maybe see our amble again another. I pathetically eighteenth green at augusta we're on the green. We have once one challis sunday, the masters we're on the green, but it's the farthest possible point: the green from the hole that's where we start ass, her first shot. Could we pour out to win the masters now, just in time, not just in putting up the whole What do you get a for? What You think award the lead have to be for us on the tea box of the eighteenth, the masters, to win the masters, or, I think daddy for potted. Lasher right forget only feed, but I think
It has to be five. Five large shrug mean that the items gazers is all of ass. They follow that that would it would, if you took the best part of all three of our games and combine them into one offer? Would we be able to compete on the lid tour yeah, because what just depends which team you wanna play for yet always so would worse team that we could make it on can make it. Whose, unless it was the last place sustaining, I need to know do you rivalries I tat. We only want we're just words: get away from the podium in the top three right now we're getting a lot of the moscow and, yes are talking shit eating. So I tried came smith or taylor googe in hague. What's your favorite Jim voices, and who's on it. Dj oasis park asked her. Why actually quiz among us is more easily line patch agreed
papyrus, oh yeah, true fan diehard! Alright live one last question: it's a robot question: are each obese uk dot com and wearing the polo right now rollback, dot com, promo code, take twenty percent off your first purchase, robach dot com polls, use of joggers shorts. Everything gulf rebecca, comparable could My last question is jerry jerry get back up here The question should be good ones. Data is to be good. Personal is great. I could hear you see. I can cause I'm sorry you get into golfing. One of my favorite golfers is john daily. If he wasn't an alcoholic or drunk, could he have been the best golfer ever whose duffy, when the most talented seen who apply to them this year. The practice rounded the british awesome. Thirty eight Let us stop you twenty nine. Also, this guy, I love, is not ass. Well, maybe it is about women. he's just done it. Nobody already really be mean drinking.
You can call you drink daddy? no didn't. Also drinking going got play golf even I want to play ok I'll sit out ass. It up now be great for you why? I think of him ass, like MIKE tyson there pretty much he's like ass. He was. He was amazing people love to see John daily, and then they must still love the siege yeah yeah. I appeal to all of us. Thyssen, that jerusalem does a big difference, sound of off the club John daily there s due to him. He still does, but I mean it's impressive to watch him play. He sounds pretty good too yeah. It sounds actually really good. Do you ever do you have a favorite golfer? mine was Adam sky, grown up, dissuaded, really, I don't know There is no he's. The australian guy dimple had about gone about a sewing I love it yeah hell yeah. He was good. He was
blur I dont want. Have I want to be the best goal for the world's one of the nicest, that would be willing to look at the swain will create an easy sway exactly. good job sharing their journeys got one more question two questions who came in. I would take strong light broke. Please. what size choose? Your wife, a last question in the summer. What color nail polish does summer time be created they should go for bright colours in the summary x. You switch. I decided to get it end up, not yourself before jerry even started parcel ease to run a thirty to right around march bad is called was a feat the street,
sixty four sixty four images: local women, content by a b by like the winner. Five hundred dollar gift card for manic judge was what is the winner just which everyone Juryman jerry over your foot, we're we're there like upsets, bring her back Back to back, or just talking to mike, would you say, explain it could be a camera and explain it to us so pretty much started. Was this so stern coven and I instagram lie. I was having fallen I'll say you know what I can make a big. foot competition when I was, I had my graphic sky. Make love
it's a bracket and it was called feet. The streets kind of like beat the streets same shit. So what I did was I just put like instagram posts every day like hey. If you want to compete in this competition we in names anonymous, it's just feed doom march man style. I'll make. The bracket if you're a one see you're gonna go against this seed. You know I mean so Actually, a girl from jersey city wanted and she a lot wanted to tell you, have the ankle you have to show the ankles like a city anko or guide arches big. The color is big that now a girl who had ugly toes a tall ring. So I gave her that boozer appalled at the close of urgency. I hear your nose like there's a lot that we do not believe it like the girls, still message me to this day. Like hey, you gotta bring this back. We want a complete again cells of defects. Well. If you bring it back awoke it will get Jane
seriously? Yeah you gotta give her once. Okay, you can blame anything on. Curvature was like so it was cold. So I did the foot bracket. Yeah would do a crazy, alright will brooks best of luck at the ryder cup, yeah go. U s weekend what that's like this. We have. We can best look the ryder cup and we did say since you guys are criminally underpaid or not even paid at all ryder cup. If, if team usa winds you pizza, part pizza from farm. I take yeah. The pizza part is better than money yeah. That actually is my cheese takes his wealth and drawn down like she's, ok, amanda and allow match So there are four gobble board. Much ease stakes in a pizza that's where we can pretty much on the london. Let the boys know that I will in turn right when you land, hey, listen, I know we're not playing for money, but
I'll tax may play a cheap, yeah yeah. Exactly I will thank you brooks appreciate it. Yep george bush Brooks is brought to buy cars, dot com to leading digital marketplace that connects car shoppers with perfect car. Celebrating twenty five years of helping shoppers research fund inventory. finance and sell cars wherever life takes you next and whoever you looking to be. There's a car for that on cars, dot, com; Up to fifty thousand cars are added daily to cars. Dot com can shop for over two million cars. For two million possibilities. Of course, I come. I've been looking on cars dot com. Actually I found a couple hours he knows observing and on a very soon about that I'm using caused dot for it shut out at cars, dot com very easy to use. Get everything need right in one place, find your next possibility on cars. Dot com, ok, we're wrap up with firefox the weak hank dan
hey Henry and Henry I think I was making some trader Joe's aren't chicken tonight and I'm like. Are you cooking for yourself, yeah you're, a big boy boy, that's a I wasn't meal yeah. That's all that's why I put in I'll, not a big boy you put in the oven. I took it out, put it on a sheet. now the begging sheet tragedies brainy oil on the sheet yeah? Ok, so let's cooking And then I oppressed doing that a little bit like your car grown up. I get depressed at how on grown up. I am when I really think about it. Dear, I mean that's a big me. Oh that's like yeah, greater jobs or I've been out is that it is time for a long time. No, it's tough guy It is becoming more and more aware of how much or adult I should be than I am, but it is what it is
and then I burnt myself with the sauce megan saw just burma. We want to be I did. I put it in the microwave for like a minute you're at you boiled the sauce. You heat up the sauce. I don't think you have to heat the source of the boiling to ban it was I mean this possibility. I I put a bandit on language. Kids will just like bump there, like four depended yep, and it has- I mean think about this way. If you heat the sauce up that much not going to be able to eat it right after, Warm warm sauce the hours. To one where my finger I bought the spider spray still haven't done it. Yet, though, so I'm preparing myself for war this weekend, oh hell, yeah spiders. You could just also wait them out. like wintered we'll know, then they'll come inside. I don't think that's what I've, how air you how're! You keep your door closed. Get air tight,
Does she airtight plug all the whole? I don't want that proviso. Plan in like infiltrate. Ok Yeah you have the smartest spiders ever living outside your are you sure these are spiders? Are they're not like possums What are you talking about to make some sound like mammal than of brains, like open doors. Do you put on music in your house feel what a night in that Henry Lockwood houses music not like not really like ambient music? That's more like certain times open on music? Oh ok, you tell. those times. I would just like on a friday night or, like you know, sometimes in the morning or whatever, just like wake up yeah, but I'm not just like you know, have music going constantly got a gauntlet of golf youtube. Videos are smart. You get the money. Now, a lot of fun machine No atlanta, long running your boxers shirt off
yeah, I'm trying to do more shirt off because I'm trying to again like shame yourself, yeah yeah, that's a good idea. I should do that. It's bad real, bad or six pack is coming right. I just trying to get in there. exercise everyday. Not I work out everyday. Just like walk to sweat. Just one a little yet brain hundred hydropower he's got an outstanding picture frame is important, there really nice, it's actually tv, but it looks like a work of art. skeletal frame on law that I guess I guess this is another he puts like art screen savers on so it looks like he's got a painting with little cord coming out of the bulgarian we went to data holders is, as you guys are, therefore the inception. Yes, and he had a. a giant like sixty five. Picture frames. Just him in one of his players on the sidelines like a very random picture, We are drinking and after a few drinks and at the conference be like Dana like. Did this guy die like wise? Why do you have this giant life size picture of ammonia want?
like you, fucking idiot, took the remote as I get the slideshow. I don't fucking know what these pictures are. I was like that sick need one, and so shout dinner for that. Nother realise how not, although I don't think you guys can, could you guys hank something into a study on a wall yeah yeah, yeah renard, It is hard to get a job. I have a drill. I just I've been I've been I've couple videos of beta couple. Attempts not accept. Of our built a whole filled the whole shelf and I'm trying to hang it but It's it's life, oh growin, up hayek! I like it. I like it. Ok, Pft, what's your fire fast, but I found the studies and every my fire. First is What a pretty clean, weak overall airport thing earlier, what airport in religious ro vine and I named everything a hundred percent correct. how do you know how another incident? How are we going to go into that? How would you know if I was wrong but plain? Thank you. Don't know shit about play
I can just tell you, don't go on your balcony to look at them cause you're scared of spiders that are out there. That's the problem. I just still sit out there. Oh well, yeah, okay, so I'll talk about this morning, I got off at hanks place. I got dropped off about I'd, say: fifteen minutes away from hanks apartment, uber driver who was who's taking these, but hey very graciously agreed to drive me out to the gulf thing today. and- and I don't have a car yet because I just got my wallet back, he can't buy a car without a license. It turns out shocker, probably a good rule for that, but I get dropped off about fifteen minutes away from hague's apartment I get out like this, doesn't look like hanks apartment, and eggs apartment several times. This is not the right. building, but then I think, maybe among the backside of his apartment right. Sometimes people can like driving with garages and there's hanks car. That's power on the curb with its lights flashing and takes it I'll, be out front waiting for you, so step out and like oh ok, will that there must be an hanks place, then
hoopdriver shut the door drives away. I look at my phone about fifteen minutes. Where makes possible Turning to the complete wrong address, and I think the reason why did was he was driving through downtown, kept running into barricaded streets that were blocked off and then he looked at because I noticed on his easel display phony had said, with a navigation on it that the next person who is picking up for his ride was right around the corner from where he drove me. Just drop me to his next pick up there. And dropped me off and then I was ago shit. Well, I guess I'm scrooge than hank had to comfort me. also move sort of some also, I am I I like to just impulse by things, especially if it's early in the morning- and I see an advertisement for yes and. I'll be like go. This seems kind of cool when I buy a lot, a limited edition stuff that the nfl puts out. Nobody else in the world ever buys. I think they just target me for some stuff. I saw I saw an advertisement for a darius
or limited edition line of clothing can join with the nfl. Also partnership gotta have it so I open it up and I was like discuss. We think I, like flannels and western style shirts with low and of teeth, nfl team logos on it. I was like what why, just by close dairies, Rucker nfl closed for the whole boys yeah the boys. To do so. I spent five hundred dollars. In a fellow merchandise as cross over that have all your eyes on it. Paul on pump too. I look As I looked at my email today, I forgot how much I spent on it until I got an email list and that pays for itself. It does it's sweet. It's like it's like snap. Obs has got a western style. It says the team name right across it. Whenever I buy something damages, say for itself. It will ever got it will, but a pastry wasn't gets content rise, can't yeah, plus, I think you guys, like you know I I guarantee you are like And donald My far verses
It looks huge I alluded to earlier, but the cubs suck, and yet that was like the one thing I was like: oh yeah, the bear seasons already disaster, but at least the cubs are going to be the playoffs. I don't think so anymore and I don't think we're going to get the max verse big cat cubs fillies situation, which would have been great it was season ended today. Would you guys been? I think we just because I think its law has judged my upwards of your time, but I think this body I'm in backs Keziah Get the fuck out of us last couple weeks would have the tiber acre, so I think we might be out. I think we might have yup we're officially out. Essentially, the morlocks were tied with marlins so maybe we have the typewriter over the mountains. Who knows either way fun times: they should have their playing really bad teams in their losing really bad teams. and Jake had a fire. First, he got hit with a ball while golfing was anyone with them. I was now you of all people who go two times this week.
Both those who set up, but those referred to these shoot work. Both work needs both names out of the one I had to go to create it isn't There is yet another born rina before Your weekend, I'd say the whole time we can watch golf on weekends. We are going to be so focused on work that I'm going to stop golfing on the weekends I legitimately legitimately like. I have not been golfing Much except for two times, video with aid today, will be a banger with economics tomorrow monday afternoon. So much. I dunno the outer tenderly monday thing you're Monday does make some people gonna want on monday, edwards dr if you got in two thousand and thirty, the other, usually third railways, but let's get to five hundred thousand
ok, let's get to five thousand, and we have the five k in the gauntlet. Slits yeah, actually shit back. Let's make the gulf of five hundred five every had actually went to store, yet they're going to five hundred cases can be ready. I wanna get to happen we gotta be in the half. Do you not lag black! No one million! You want one million subscribers, ok, we want one million safeguard, unrealistic. May I point about form: a major doing miss make us a plaque when we get to a thousand make yourself If you do, I beg of you ignoring this right now and you're not subscribe your scumbag. Please do it. Because but on his absolute dubiousness was with me playing offspring, like I just didn't, think I dont gothard. I call at like nine. Thirty, this morning and big at me and big out the first to on a news, ike. Well. You got yesterday right yeah as again for the morgan worthy and then I came in offices. Did you call this? I didn't think I was happening in September.
That's why I'm just a real fight. I there is real use very badly. I actually yeah. I didn't actually does listen. I am a troll. I understand where you're coming from you years and years a decade loss of meat role. You tat one was literally being a fucking pimp ok, I actually forgot, but yes, I have been on my teeth. It shit. I thought we said goodbye. Golf answer honestly played more growth more quickly than you did. When you reply on behalf, I have you. I quit eighteen holes total both for work. We can also like the entire matter september yeah. That's it The ever played anymore, galway. No, no! No word! I forget it.
Well, I dunno you haven't argued like. Oh, no, no in any golf whatsoever, I've literally we we did the the scramble speed golf that day was before checker check your out. check your app eighteen birdies. I would I haven't. I know I haven't. I am a man of my word man of his word. Ok, I'm telling you anything plant coming up of all. you are offered me next week. I might be gone yeah I'm just start golfing with hank and being in just no showing that's right. Eight, twenty seven, twenty three hank when private on eighteen berries realises this is like the present. like having having their schedule, reject my shot, a one o five on a twenty seven. Twenty three. That's pretty bad. Your plane allotted often please still now are a number
Russia must one was good. near his pace it. That's all three who. I don't know who had at first. No ninety nine, although sixty nine one, ninety nine hank at three for some jaw, yeah shanks, go alright, got it I'll, go one. I'll go on means you ever get it you're, gardening, twenty now, thirty, two one! Seventy three! Seventy three alright hungry. We can everyone rate
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