I'm aware welcomes this week's ups out of no six things of fish where we, which I signed by the increase, The belief funny amazing maisie Adam now, anyone who is failure with our parents, tv show q. I will know all maisie she's burst onto the scene in the last few years, no exaggeration to say that I think she is the funniest newcomer that we ve had on cuba over the last few years, she's, absolutely brilliant. It was a great fun doing the show with her if you'd like to learn anything more about maisie than the best way to find out what she's doing is to go to her site which is maisie, adam dot com. May I s I e eighty eight, and one thing I should quickly mention is that maisie met since ethan in this show. That was a reference to something that happened before the might folks came out, but I had to keep and so just to let you know, Ethan is one of the key elves who,

it does a lot about tech stuff and if you are a club, fetch member, you might remember his episode of meet the elves where he gave us a fiendish question that we had to solve. We do those meet, the elf shows every now and then unclip fish. It's one very good reason, one of many and facts that you should subscribe and if you'd like to do that, then you can go to have cos. Gnosis and fish. Don't come forward. Slash apple had no such thing as a fish dot com forward, slash patriotic anyway, one vital thing before we do the show today's episode marks the end of nine months of other replacement shows. Yes, you got it next week. She will be back out. be back on the podcast, so, whatever you do don't mess that episode? Listen to it ten times. You want her to see the figures boosting up when she comes back on the show up in the meantime, really hope you enjoy. They show it maisie and all those I have to say, is armed with a

podcast. Low and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish. A weekly podcast coming to you from the cuban offices in over my name is and shriver and sitting here with james hearken andrew. And to Marie and maisie Adam, and once again we have gathered round the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order. Here we go starting with the fact number one that is maisie. Okay. Here we go the first fizzy, drink, tasted If you read they would not want you well day without while you were not drink, that's not so it was answer no

What am lots of flour expected a cease and desist from an entire offices. A slum on a soft drink that was invented for the nazis was I believe it was a lot of good target for me to pick really. I suppose you guys, like you know, if I'm gonna kick one yahoo answers the want rolling, they couldn't get american soft drinks, and so they had to make their own. and it wasn't the nazis. You know hitler wasn't on the floor, sorting it out himself, but it was made during the nazi regime. Oh okay, I have a line that says no minorities form, but the first fizzy jake was invented. My hometown of leads night, I'm uncle Joseph bracelet, but crucially it the red read because people in leeds when I what we like what we know is the crucial question, though it tasted of urine button, but did it have urine in it? Yes,

look I so. How did he invented this? How did the impact this were accidentally as all bus things come about the accident? Ladys at this burma, basically, I accidently discovered the active carbonizing borgia light. He was up like a human soda stream, but by accident. brilliant, so he's why tat, how to carbonate water and then what he does his It's a machine where you can get the co2 and you can squeeze into some water and it will make it fizzy was part of that machine. He had a pig's blood. Ok just on hand. Just hung pan in those days it yet quite comments have pigs. Blood is no use to play football. We pigs bladders. It was part of dates.

lovely one out a pig's like a pen now area pigs, but I can upload pics, but this must be much food, so he picks. Blood was part of the system and he gave one of his glasses of water fizzy waters to a friend cultural nuth. John knew said this takes like piss like you, can't sell this two people, because it tastes, discuss it, tastes like pests, and he thought that it tastes like pests because they had been squeeze through this bloody. Now priestly, couldn't taste the pessimism water. He thought that it tasted absolutely fine and he claimed that nude servants were may be urinating in his drinks because he was such here alice balls. While he was a rift between it really was you know this is sharing his scientific discovery with a colleague like Knuth is a big deal, yeah and but Knuth said in he wrote a paper. He didn't even quietly say to priestley, I think it tastes, pissy,

he wrote a paper for the royal society saying in some trials, which I have made without the priest, these operators. It always happened that the water acquired an uranus flame, was that it was so predominant that it could not be swallowed without some degree of reluctance, and he didn't by priestly. First just got cash double check, taste in, but I don't like you know you ve got bio and instead of your friend, I'm telling you you got bio, they got the royal society and that's pretty bad. He asked me priestly kind. The many ladys had tried water and nobody had complained about the uranus flavor. Not looking for nice. Does history tell us whether or not his servants were just saying. Well, we don't know, we don't know that that seems unlikely, but no and then no one else reported the urine flavor

well outside of that knuth invented a new system that didn't have pics platters in it, Roy, which is effectively whilst the social side where he servants involved in making it do that they must have been to a certain extent. He will have had the lab technician. What was the missing factor when it didn't taste? If you have it, was it the servants of the pics? It was Definitely a pig's brother, where it we're unsure about the seven there is this the secret? You know how every one of these companies has a secret ingredient. We haven't been told about. They just been hiding pissed from us as like eleven herbs and spices and passes here. We go on that constantly about one thing about nuth, ok, They live in nuth. Your name- is such a good name. He once had a coughing fit and coughed out a bullet. not long ago. I did, he kill the person sat opposite, so he had this terrible. Coughing fit is really coughing awfully you ve been out and they ve been out in the evening or got identical

is going to die. His coughing was so bad yeah. This is it about seventeen, ninety nine and he threw himself down on the bed coughing with great violence and then, when he got up he'd coughed out something incredibly hard yeah and it turned out just before he got out he'd been having a glass of wine and then he'd been called away so quickly drain the wine and it had lead shot in it. Oh okay! So, okay, right now, my shots still a bit of lead so yeah. If you to buy them in the old days, if used to like a partridge for dinner, they would often have bits of letting it Where a been. Shall I see you gotta shall look at bullet. Ok, but let us not try another the bullet than still swallow. Ok, so the animal was killed with a bullet that was in that second glancing area covered bullet come on bullet. It's part of a bullet rights we know is coughing, have bullet, make she tastes pace,

Didn't I tell you, what were the bullet went into had not animal? What itself died, YAP drenched the bullet in way haste? but they didn't notice because of the wine he doesn't really does ices and everyone's like policy have noticed there. you're doing students. Maybe you ve got a pay soaked bullet stuck in your throat knew no taste. That is wide open food for thought, I knew then went on to make the soda streams, which he called gesso jeans, sargasso jeans and they were really famous and that, basically, if you were anyone who was anyone in the when was it in the nineteenth century, then you would have a gasoline machine which was like a soda stream. Not much. Has changed rarely now, isn't it still quite power moved to episode so rightly said: I feel like I just feel like they know I feel like that's recently been overtaken by. If you've got an air fryer.

It's a thing yeah, but scientists, James Webb, have a power move. You look like you've got so distracted by the way you grow it up to that. I've got one as well. Oh my here's. What's embarrassing, go play mine's gold plated and we haven't, we haven't used it in. I think, two years now it just sits there as a display. You have a gold plated, soda My wife likes gold things this. She is your house like Donald trump us. How am I gonna know? Actually it's probably the young gold thing in our house and always that there should be only very only think of us not to double by the dining table, mozilla undress due to them Well that's real gold wolf at the front of the house, my children, I've painted like that woman and go yeah. I think what it was with soda streams is. As a kid, they were really one of my friends had a soda stream. It was light. They were the coolest clown, but now it's because you don't wanna buy bottles of yet, as he water comes out for the environment or somethin,

as net won't. You can make super sparkling water as well, and you can get the the syrups the yeah and make your own tonic water. Token harangue ever they sell coke color is a note. Is it is it? Is it real cuts while I know it, but it would answer for those nazi party. It tastes like look this This is a good thing, and I am, I would you know- is certainly more to have total fish, be fine by me to think about that, but it tastes like the co. You got in a fairy. You know that kind of coke now origin lacking sort of roller cola. It's it's! It's a bit like that yeah! What's roller cola that kind of like the knock off. It was five pay when cold cold was twenty p role, the color was five p. I just reiterate this stuff is great. I love it. I'm so happy with.

At the same, I have used mine in the last years, but so does steve are going to have all their advertising like the coke. You got on the ferry yeah. It's about us like it is by nazis yeah, but it's really good. It's really good with the taste of pace, yeah yeah, just like my buddy used to know. I think that might be something to do with myself and stuff yeah, I'm priestly, just a quick quick. What about priestly guy, what a guy so fluent in six. Which is he wrote over five hundred books and pamphlets, amazing assigns lay somebody's written for ninety population. four hundred and ninety nine pamphlets, one book listing all of the pamphlets can read, and he he's credited with inventing or discovering how oxygen is made up here. Was a lunatic Excitingly

So the lunar society, which was this thing with erasmus darwin and all these amazing scientists of the time these used to meet when it was a full moon. So they could see their way home using the light of the moon in the very dark nights really cool. I yeah what next? ordinary character. The think, let him be a lunatic men. He was kind of pro science. Yet he was also knots of the protestant faith and he was also kind of sympathetic with the french revolution, and this meant that he had lots of enemies. Less people didn't like him on this thing called the priestly riots, so he moved to birmingham after we left leads and they had a dns to sell off, say how great the french revolution was: a load of people in birmingham decided to wreck the place where they had the dinner and then go to priestly house and wreck his house

Was he ain't he was. He was in when they started to come with the pitchforks in the lower right, proper, vacuous house yeah yeah yeah I had, but we did. I did and live in that interest, not the lamp off the mantelpiece ion is low and his wife monies to get to the hills, so they could see what was happening, but they were away from the mob by his son was still there and his son was trying to kind of save everything and, in the end he had to flee as well and the interesting thing about it is because it was anti establishment and it was the establishment who are attacking him. We think that possibly some people involved in the birmingham government might have been involved with this right and pet. Who was the prime minister, then yeah heat? They asked for help against these rioters and they were very, very slow to react to. The government were like oh yeah, we'll help will help, but it was like days and days and days before they sent anyone's birmingham to help. So really they were

kind of internet as well yeah, yeah, crazy or at least can light sort of passive on. He was samuel. Johnson called him an evil man, but he was rich ass, the algae He did like carbonated drink it serve, which, commissioner, how controversial it was at the time the french revolution. What is more the american revolution and he was a bit equivocal monarchy and on the other, a virgin. Yes, it was all he's goin eyes by the american it wasn't that yeah he hung out with george washington, never carbonated drink that has seen the superbowl yeah. I have you ever heard of this school around the area of leads, and, oh, I think it's around the area of leeds batley grammar school, I know, but lay you know about me. I would, I would very much believe that they have a grammar school, but this is where he went to school.

It's very, very old school, obviously, because he went to it yeah and I looked into it to see if they produced any other sort of interesting drinks for their students, and it turns out that they did not yeah Richard John read. the co founder of innocent smooth these and in our and went to the police. I lay yet he went to lee grammars now that's an order So then the smooth ease he is sort of the person who is credited with pioneering whack aging. Whatcha jane lay in the little hut. Some top is that one. That is no it's now, when the drink soda says on the side of rage and put me in the fridge giving us out of the aid to the package them wasn't, it

answered that yeah. It was specifically this guy from the school was accredited yeah. Richard read, I was so pro batley school until you said that I think they need to put it down also that as soon as you said it you said he was the like that with innocence. Maybe I immediately just pictured him to be when going from grammar school corridors and a little knitted, woolly hat or I'm cold. Put me in the fridge as wretched again as bullying as anyone heard of the soft drink, Galactica pay, delicate pay, collect, pay. Look all one word knows two words: kalinka g, o l, ok, a and m p a Y jungle cafe where's it from from india. Are war is an security. It's very early ways in it. It's cow urine, five percent

I collier eyes this ass a bit pace heavy and we should say we did a fact ages ago about the fact that cow in his is drunk more over. There is kind of its more normalized. A drink is an absolutely monopolized this hand. I will need more than anything that even drink has just call. You made an ingredient in something I'm afraid some people do you just drink aside, yeah strength, so it's him try to jean yeah. You would try it for just to be able to say ethan, bringing the yeah because service really gaily worlds? Milk, maids busy milky the one voting time rationally behind the milk sector?

we have said before it is a commission of india. This is is linked to like hindu nationalist groups, and they think that, according to the traditional medicine, cow urine is supposed to be an unsteady for all sorts of mean anything you can think of inflammation eczema, arthritis, leprosy, countless pay out of the cup, has suppose it sorted out, currently no concrete scientific evidence that it works, but you can buy a soft drink called gullah pay, which contains five cent urine, but at least it does contain other heard that's nice, isn't it yet such as tulsi, brahmi and shank push p and orange and lemon as well, so herbs orange, lemon and cow way, young not to drink, I'm afraid, side and a drink not exclusively used for getting better. Like some people,

although only got like lucozade, I suppose yeah yes, yes, that is a good illness drink, but some people are often it day to day life. Absolutely G, sync, sorry to bring the the toned down on this quite highbrow podcast. Do you think the, and do you think they taste widely different, conway and pick way. No, but I reckon probably an expert would be able to arrive movie everytime you back into the zebra data that could have a sip of both of them out lighthouse people can point out cocaine,

guess I'm lonely someone's outline eliminating salad, you didn't, we could become what you could do: cooking diet, coke. I reckon oh yeah and I the cakes what I can do to your copy daily, only fall. That was a big I dont want to write guys, but on a good lord, similar to each other. I think you're, the vizier vague, easier It is time for fact, number two that is James, ok, my this week is that brazilian footballer for meagre is the only awfully to ever compete in a team, sport and seven olympics. But when she was born, it was illegal for women to play football amber

so this is such a good fire. This is such a good fight about such a good player. Oh yeah, do you know about four meagre? Yet and also, as you say, it was illegal. Much is born and so women's full wasn't in the olympics. So that means that she has played in every olympic, for women's football has existed bright eyes and so the next, what the next olympics will be. The first one in women's for or history not feature is like a four hundred metres. When I have been in every races, ninety six yeah yeah yeah that has its own yeah, yeah yeah. Ninety things we have mass one yet, so she was born in seventy eight. I yeah yeah

Brazil, how the law from nineteen forty one until nineteen seventy nine and they didn't really make it proper until nineteen, eighty one that girls and women when that, let's play football but not wasn't just professional, they went last plain schools or even play for fun you. So my daughter on friday will go to her first football lesson as she's eighteen, ninety, what's old and if she was for me gush it would have been illegal. She could have been arrested for going playing. Football is not absolutely incite causes very famous plague Marta rice and she wasn't allowed to play football actively discouraged. She really wanted to say she used to just on the street. Just have a bold up bits of shopping basically to use as a ball playing on her own then she would sort of sneak into play with other teams which were boys entirely, and it was a horrible experience for if she have a score degaulle, it was seen a terrible thing like even virus that

call them and check on the men's sport, and so never ever. Was she given this moment of sort of done? Good, there's an incredible press conference months ago cause she retired after the world cup just gone, and it was really quite emotional watching because she's touching on, I mean women's football across the globe, as we all know has been hugely on the platform and under represented hugely disrespected as a sport, but enough in this country, with the fight been in it for fifty years, but in Brazil, as you say, with that very sort of paternalistic moralism sort of society existing, it was an actual attack on anyone and it's all down to that. It wasn't appropriate for a woman with her build to be playing football but yes and make. I was nineteen her first one, forty three at the last forty three represent a new culture and showing the other missed one world cup, yet which was the ninety ninety one yeah she's done. Seven, burma is well below

for. One thing is as well. That matter was Brazil's leading scholar in history: she's got a hundred fifteen gulls, a name ass, a second with seventy nine, the palais seventy seven and for meagre had the highest number of appearances, which, two hundred and thirty four which his saying they are more than a hundred games. More than coffee who's got the highest in the man's got yeah. I martha just what, with the stats she's the current record holder for the most skulls ever scored in a world cup in one world, color witches seventeen. goals and that's for both men and women's world cup- that's a lot

Do you find the name of recently surpassed polizei record, unlike the the huge yeah, the huge notice that that gets the it's always liked scream from the rooftops, who's, the guy in football we light. We always talking about man. The goats are often in the women's game because they have to be. it's it's truly incredible! I wore etc. I will go on. You want some football, just as I was thus not just as a nice bitter timing. The series welcome to wreck some earlier only during its second series and one of the episodes that comes up mid series, which all sites latest episode as a recording, is all about the wreck. Some women's tita, as good as or better than the sun. They they make it to the. As far as we all are in the series right now, they've just made it to the top of their league, but they take on the closest ranking team and they beat them eleven to one. I think it was

The task is astonishing and its good. I guess that it's now changing as a gladwin, but it's thanks to play as light for mega flight marta. I like it, although could ink like Kelly smith, all while even if you're right far but sizzle dick or ladies also of an early twentieth century out of asia? Basically, the ones pre war that were getting all of the big crowds and then that will happen that one's life I we need to make the man feel good, so it was banned in the uk women playing football. Basically, it was they weren't, let's plan, F a affiliated grounds, which was all the grounds that ban was from nineteen twenty one till the seventies. So, like you say about fifty years, but there was also bans in france and norway in germany, and usually the case was that this they felt that spot was unsuitable for the female body like

say, but in west germany's case they specifically said that it was a women's soul. That would be the little fellow away. I think, that's quite nice as a sort of novel way of life only had loads of compliance by the body and it all damage it. Wouldn't what am I going to say that they might have been the soul of their fate Is that how it's spelled but football? Is he like they're not playing this week because they injured that? So I think that would be nice. I think, and also I think spiritual stuff should be taken like the referee she'll be able to say it's a moral play. Yeah I didn't see the play, but your aura is to say nebraska, I'm getting bad vibes that that'd be really fun of all the cookies as well to to to say, but for the soul nerve a little bit, you wouldn't expect Gibb and as not very stupid

really germanic to say is of little corner of the soul, expect that from one of the more romantic likeness countries, nature wouldn't greatly well, wouldn't he and his his thing yeah. So there was a recent study and I a call like this is assessed that women's football is better watch than men's, says as we dispose company you conducted, recycled, speedy, oh and they can bear, the women's year as in the men's world cup, and they tried to do it as mathematically is possible, and what we found is that women are less risk of us than men in the style of play and again the disappearing women's yours amends woke up so that, but that those are two of the big international alike, so, for instance, immensities might deliberately hold back and by not concede girls or has been done about it. That's it so as when the women's euros passes, moved team forward, three point: seven meters and in men's and men woke up. It was two point: five:

It has really doesn't sound like a lot but yeah. That's that's a big one. Yeah, that's a difference! I love you to be the commentator yeah. I believe that was a two point. Six meter is still running along the sidelines massive great spreadsheet, to keep track of everyone yeah yeah, so it isn't a massive difference. Well, I mean throw down to three point: seven. Sorry, I forgot them telling a man who can tell the difference between culture would take. No the medes is different. Areas is less fifty percent more house in an almost fifty percent lawyers, not like ten centimetres shy, big fifty percent higher, but still but ones. That expert said I just love this. It's almost like the men are playing a game of chess and the women applying something

but more interesting than chess eyesight piss off, because actually someone watching, like I read a chess light that having stop Stalin wreck loss shit, no, that oh yeah, sure we both the world. It's not my home, you. How long is much longer than that changes may befall. We will carry most just the same stuff wars. They have the hologram chest. I look at what the monsters and I think in star trek- I don't know what they have, You ve lost mayor, lots I'll, be on these most guidelines. Vital global, I think side is definitely like quite a different game. In turn, a lot it fails at the ground, it's a very different experience, worsen. The game is a far more inclusive, positive atmosphere, but actually on the pitch thats interested.

Yeah. How far do you normally I'm working at the moment with a good two point: seven: seven. Now I think we we heard a lot in the in the world cup a lot of people observing that there was a bit less diving and a bit less can get emails here from blokes, which we always do, but going you know, really we don't Actually, no, you, you always put costume, loving nice pay than at. First There is nothing about five and I think the toxic masculinity is probably quite lie on. The list is usually only a currently doing the inbox study, the number of lobbies level, even old man, one lignite bound about what she means gazed supposed men's gaze- is that everyone whose at the ground watching the game. Ah you like, and if you go much immense football match quite often you're watching the opposing funds. Yeah? You know well yet

there was a new kind of singing, ensure rehearsing. The chance was democratic mandate. I hear it's not sinking should take its doing a lot of harm gestures at each other, regardless of what's happening. Unsupported was yeah yeah. It's enough! These sums are not things about the shape of organisms. Gmos have been your whole end of the third. I do a great because inevitably leads that's what they do just that shot, because they look issue was that for years I went watched and was welcomed in france, but everyone that was watching the gay pride literally. No one is doing anything, but it is interesting to hear the actual clinical differences the arm pitch ply. Maybe if the men's players takes the ball a bit less far or further

Actually, then, am I improved the mood in the stands. Yeah method will need all those on justice Romania is portuguese, but aunt area you got. My father is like she's have contravened carry and anti cancer a body way culture, and actually I just realized that an old wet for answers, piss maya, because they smell of you so she called adds. That was a nickname that was given to her when she was at school and it was when she was playing football. They said that she's to play tenaciously and unselfishly should much like how and would operate within the colony, so she was very much busy all the time and always helping out she hated it hated it as a kid. She learned to just accept it, but she says in the beginning. I didn't like it very much. You know thought it was wise that she's small doesn't that I guess yeah. The actual reason for is nice, but to be called aunt yeah. That's what she said. I don't have an antenna like my tray.

Hung up on yeah. Look where my mandibles can I see if macy, I wonder if you ve seen this movie. Ok, it's colds. It's cool let's have it so far it's called escape to victory. Now, I've, not things is no one seen this film, it's very favorite. Is it I've never heard of this film before it's three sylvester stallone and Michael Cain, Pele and Bobby Moore? What I mean that is the real expendables. Is it a football or it sounds like a prison it is it is it is it's a prison movie whereby provable they base out of the match and during the match as part of the mass strap ran. But I just love this stallone michael came Bobby morn present mass yeah, oh my god. How is he, this film, I'd, I'd really need say and what any good it's a class

I want to read between the lines of the kind that used to show em like sunday. He can't you say if anybody ever went out of a hot seen accommodate most like somebody. What its class I think that would be absolutely horrible. Yeah I'd rather be made by nazis the top post, one last thing on Pele, while we're on him very quickly and Pele. His last ever match nineteen. Seventy seven he played and it was an exhibition match, and it was the new york cosmos against santos and two teams that used to play for so in order to make sure that he wasn't siding with any particular team. In the first half you play one's name and then the second. How delighted they only final match up? Perhaps you ll only polenka away would do it not now yeah. I think so he didn't change which must have you a slight vantage roy perry.

Also, probably being Pele gives you that's. Why, when I was at school, used to obviously play football for the schools and the law of the schools with have pitches that were a massive sluts arms like you'd, be in the first half you'd, be winning five down like finally and bright and only played among them. If you ve ever been white hawks cloud is a fantastic home is right or wrong, but that glound is on a slight. So I left my and up to date, like It's even down I wrote to escape. I was one that play that school in bolts and this, I think, is in primary school and it was like slanted like you, safe from wink to the yeah. I can imagine that and we were all primary school kids, so we didn't really know how to play football, and so the ball would just always at rolling to the bottom and all

towards its heads of the peninsula code of bulls. For specific, it is time for fun. Number three, that is Andy my factors that american schools have a sport of competitive, meet, judging nine, a dime jill generated, urging it's less daddy than Sally its is made this auction site. This was said about audience medical, kevin fagin. So thank you, Kevin cousin. Megan yeah yeah vague like having taken, but with an yeah, but he's not a vegan yeah. I do he didn't say he was a vegetarian. God come on Kevin,

of your cut better than that man's by most kevin saying Kevin, saying this boy's offices. Thus what this is, That's it may actually media. At my. I think this might be the most americans for possible I suggest any what which was the kite Amy. I was isn't always account one thats the absolute by so this is a k it some as a college. Sport is an intercollegiate sport right, just as students were playing it and they do not all over the country teams of students practice all year, and then they get to the competition of what you have to do. Is you presented with a range of meat carcasses and you have to judge the yield, how much meat you get out of it? How much factory The consumer experience the age of the carcass and you have to do with eyes glowing only site. Only algeria dangers put a slap me in front of you and you go park. Not.

No, no! Not just guess that you propose not has now at last. Be all right. Do you think is someone who can tell the difference. I now hope that you will be good at the spot. I think I might be. I think it sounds a major event like meat chess basic data, really like you get ten minutes to inspect each carcass. You know that hanging up in front of you not really touching the much really like a big coal. Do an affront, rich after a butcher's, even giving that and then and then you'll asked him to guess, yield I mean all souls ocean should get my neighbour one is, and this is purely by sight. You have to go and evaluate whether a table of ten cuts that are laid down for a check list of the united states department of agricultural stand, whose revise our people put some rocket the trip they train, sometimes a twelve hours a day leading up to the public swimming college of european action.

some colleges in america. Even with these patents be if they knew you, why you revising commitment, she put it, but I must go scholarship. I guess right you, like hydra may scholarship little all Surely not you any play also the kind of that's the additives, the kind of like the may flies of the sporting world. They get you get one season, that's it! You can't play twice. He complained to The view is not like four meagre. He caught me for me of it. I do not even know about which is a nightmare for the taxes that pick storm meet exactly examined in china for one season there I'll than your but yeah you just back to the start. Finding fresh blood how long does it bother genuinely? Why aren't you while the pursuing this, if you can't become one of the great meat judges, well, have do it year in year out there are talent scouts who come to the competitions, you're lying or not. I swear I swear they, they have read. A lot of the students are already studying agriculture that so

the competitors, will end up going into meat professionally. You know that the EU as I've. They model scouted to go into these top jobs. Yak is about while they did it. exactly like you're the head of a make company. You really want the best meet judges to be part of your company. You pay less, money, so you'll get intercollegiate competition, while stevens very good at attack. Lacayo yeah and eighty percent of them go into food and livestock industry, jobs of the car I mean twenty percent down, not might be something about what he was doing it for. The needs of the great majority of poetry is peer pressure for them, and then they saw how to love it. I love it. So maybe you do you do get like the full meagre of this, even though the spanned is just one season. So there is, there is one person cold, maddy anxiously I Maddy aims. Lee did seven competitions.

Four meagre because around the country you go round with eyes, tat, indifferent quality within the air. So this is, I think, a lot a year. This is no one meet competition and she won't five of the seven she's the only starting yeah. That's great! There is one guy called roadie hawkins, who was a former make judgements hennessy and that this is your coffee assent. Illegal goods being judged attended to say this is like a shot peter. Her pity was sentenced by an american brody hall geared up some tennessee, usually only famous one I could find who would went from reaching to greater things. He call invented lunches, apples, which is

I must say that good, like that. I'd, I'd, I'd go but he's judging the quality of me and he came out with little trouble. Multiple runs like a little plastic protest with some squares processed hum as some squares process, cheese and some practice right now, it's been up all night. Thinking of I read a sports illustrated article meet judging was great, it's an amazing article and there's a bit that explains exactly what it takes to enter these conall telephones and be a meat so to be of meat judge. Yet quick decision making critical reasoning, self assurance and, above all, the ability to quite ones mind for up to six hours, standing in frigid temperatures and total silence? Mccoy,

to a judge for when you folding point is quite like self assurance. Didn't you have the floor for another day, fifth, ability to judge BBC actually was closed for the judge from twenty fifty said, and this has to do with the total silence. You have to fight your own demons in the mean judging wouldn't want to fight David. The judge is cool. Yours is just the internal voids the internal voices in the six hours of silence, as you stare and trauma, walk out of its agricole, then I sat there are moments were so I'd. This might have been in the same place, those a student from texas tech. She ass. She was called taylor shirts

a second yesterday and once again, I do, I think, a wrong com set in the meat jutting well would be genuinely will be good, meet, keep a meat, keep their heads bump over presently ass, the boat. So she at once a one point- was the former meet judge in the country, and I think I don't know what you're that's what she was could be, but there was a competition who's. This just shows you how brutal meet judging it. Now she was at the top ten national using brilliantly, and then she she misjudged the age of one beef carcass and plummeted. two thirty six parties position, so you know just how much did you get it really behind us is how many jobs is familiar with the chilean forty three should I think this meets a lie. I don't know

it doesn't relate, but it's it just goes to show off the southern australia too. I think there is meat. Judging that too wow it sounds. It sounds like you have to judge the hot caucus. Wait, yup the amount of kidney fat amounts. I thought fat area of rib eye muscle, often just looking at yeah. If you got stuck in a freezer like one of these big butcher freezes. Let's say you are kind of the door closes itself, but you put your foot that to stop it from closing, but then you slap on a sausage or something and your foot goes out the way and the door closes yeah. It doesn't open from the inside. What's the best thing inside the freezer to pew gap through that door. Do you know ants? Yet this is a real thing that happened: yeah wasn't that guy who beat his way with something The bow interests, garrison key bone yeah he calves is is a whistler.

in the wishbone, and you wished that europe is not having a coup in using the frozen it now, and I agree that ever these roads now leave me. I had something to us. I gotta take a share. The related, the logical thing to do here. My way that is left is be stopped for just thirty. Second, why I'd say: stop raise the pressure they do about press a depressed about ray

full of holes made. This has been cast your then it has no reason for me by give our own extra rights it is I know it was what happened. So, why has it gone now? This really happened to a guy called Mr Mccabe who's, a butcher, and apparently the beef is too for if you grab a frozen beef, it's kind of slip piece of bash. Your way out, though, if you got big of chunk of lamb, you can't really you can't get any purchase honour it and it's often too big. But the perfect thing is a black pudding. If you get a full black pudding, especially were made by the royal butscha h,

sheridan of politics apathy ensure these are exactly the right size to speak. I tell you a secret sponsorship getting money on the floor, partly almost exactly the same size as you know, one those police battering rams that you know wow. It's like that, and this guy monies to knock his way out of this. Frida, had instead, he said I'm really lucky we sell about two or three each week, and this was the last one was wiping have sold one morning he had been stuck. Those everley vying them as battering ram happening police the leaves the brief, but he looked acted in the gutter. Daddy you I'll get myself twenty motions, lectured about it, ran out. At that time we went through the sky I agree that it is allowed back how about this habit.

putting a door handle on the other side of the door. I mean. Why would we not honestly most of them do have any that I've been in have called big red button, that you can press and get? Oh that's cool! Yeah! Sorry, how many is this. Have you been in that the doors shot? Yet? Let yourself out of a couple I used to work in kitchens and stuff? you guys heard of wretch tub, clad, that's took care. the rapper. I don't. Even I don't even know what you're saying the rx tub clinical at kochi spell: clat k, l a t, oh, this sounds like it's something from the netherlands: it's actually australia, oh okay, it was just wrong rational because it kind of made of wood brad meat. Not oh, is it a town like one of those weird outback towns? No, a society not part of a kangaroo. Now, what is it everything to do with whether they were talking if cheating at cricket.

Single handedly, lowering our stated in IRAN, and we have what is it. It is a secret butcher language. No wonder we I think that a butch along these lines, we went butcher language okay. So what do you think the secret languages within It's a meat displays of the window, I raise the centres at night means and available yeah. It's like retract traffic, light above the bulgaria matters with a clue, the clothes in the name wretch top class. Oh, if you read it, quit size and grandma. I shall butcher, but talk which a butcher talk. Butcher talk is the secret language that is shared, and this has been going since the nineteen sixty ease the butchers all restrained use this and has been industrially. Movies is level whereby they talk backwards to each other so that they can say stuff that the customer com

here in order to yet absolutely quick get the age cells. So I don't it's a walk, so you might say on still took me at poos yeah, and that means no cutlets in the shop, and you would say that out loud so that everyone, sometimes a massive butchers in israeli- might have twenty butchers the serving people and they would know to just immediately innate. That is part of the price, don't upset the cost exactly, and you don't want to upset the customer up on the duke cook, a gaffe on goods, food fake. It's no good fuck face. They lie it doesn't work that way. It's pretty like the rest of it. Like those examples, is pretty misogynistic.

I mean did, though, will largely because it was a difficult customer. They want to be able to say difficult customer today if we really want a missile genetically is facing those that are today this as yet. No, but I guess you all in one line and in if you need to get a message down the line to everyone here. in reality. Sticking up for these sexist butchers and I'm not I'm telling you that it exists. That's what I'm trying to say is actually in my room, come now the meat wrong come. I think there should be a nice, like. Maybe the lovers speak to each other, using the butcher talk whatever the atom class, yet wretch tub claret had lately, I subtitles they entire movie, so that you can see what that makes it more closely. I guess that it just says no good fuck about us much closer to class and frankly, my dear, I am do cooker

K. It is time for our final factor the show- and that is my fact my fact this week is that the first wireless headset microphone was made for kate bush and it was made out of an old coat hangar. Ah, while level- How well you just making it sort of go around the ears? Aren't you and then you need that perfect bit, but actually that use the hangar view would attach the microphone which would be. No, you just wearing a cot hung around you, exact, alack yea. Basically, those madonna mike's yeah yeah steps mike's on yell them, but yeah brittany, motoring. Member really market should be called it a bush mike, basically because she she is the fact that at best you thinking about a problematic president of work of the books, we us

This is so it's interesting, though, that we know the very first time anyone war one of these raised madonna, brittany, MIKE's and it was kay push. It was on her toward the tour of life in nineteen. Seventy nine. It was a song called moving, which was the opening number The reason that she needed it was because there was so much choreography. There was so much costume change and everything, a movement that she needed her hands for everything that she did. She couldn't hold the microphone oh, it was one of the sound engineers to names come up when you look into its a bit hard to nail it down by one person was cold. Martin fisher alot of people it was him some people say it was Gordon Patterson is definitely one of the two and it was on this tour that it was done and it was done on Kate bush's only ever tour that she did. She did a one though she's never done. Another tour she's done a residency. He later traveled as rk

she's not into it ends and it's a shame because it sounds like she might have been one of the greatest touring acts that you could ever see. I mean this vote, which invented digital is exactly yeah but illicit. So this this at the tour of life, as I say it was cold, and this is like a few highlights that you would have seen in that show right guy, so we opened with whale song that was playing with Kate bush's shadow projected dancing, while the curtains were starting to part and revealing the stage and then after so much to the whole. Theater was filled with the sound of heart beats and red lights. There was large oval upholstered red satin Womb like bull that would be rolled onto stage with kate inside which he would sing the song room for the life she was rolled around the stage, hence not being able to you her hands, there was a moment where she was singing a song called violin where she was chased around stage by two dances dressed as joint violins. There was poetry readings from her brother, a magician came.

Did an accurate floating ones. She came out as a world war. Two if the pilot she came out as a wild, western, cowboy esque looking thing with a rifle, and she would shoot ribbons of this that the dancers I mean the whole thing with every song had a theme and a production to it and was a spectacle. Basically he's. Probably still. Writing. In the second song yeah. Exactly I did go and say: do you know what about what would have been about? Twenty? Sixteen? Maybe twenty? Twenty fifteen- something not not nearly ten years ago, she did a night of about thought about twenty nine years, psmith apology items the red men will manage to get tickets. It was like you know when you get set up all the laptops acid,

space station trying to get sick at five, am we got that literally we got them, and that was pretty pretty cut like it was the first time she performed live in something like twenty five years unveil and she flew. She flew there. No, she did she flew slots as she did. She did this song at the end, was suddenly a big crash of thunder happen.

and I don't ask I mean obviously, should have been attached to it. But, like you know what I'm talking about the apollo, but I don't know she was she wasn't attached to the ceiling directly above the audience, but she flew right out to like what looked like touching distance to touching the circle and she some shit, get, I think in actual madison as she's getting on his rk like it was fifty something I gasped purely out of admiration, purely out of concern for her welfare as she flew directly towards, as we were in the circle. While it was like absolutely terrifying and incredible mesmerizing, I think in the sixties, now blimey yeah yeah, was that Bonnie jones wuthering heights when she was talking about so no it wasn't that song can. I know it was like it was taboo. It was, it was a really aggressive, so it was that big crusher thunder and then she just sort of it was. I think it's called the dawn of something and she just flew to was actually

a big crow and at the time, did you think she's flying yeah you dead. Yet I would as well ok bush yeah. She has mystical qualities, yeah, it was oh good, maybe anyway it maybe she invented something that we go. We don't have yet like the bush rockets, which kind of lies her up in the city had the night. That's why she doesn't talk she's lying I don't want everybody to know about it. Yeah prevented flying, but I still want to know so. She kate Bush, shares a birthday with Emily. Anti who wrote wondering how interesting undergoes a big song, but is one of the biggest isn't It's a breakthrough so yeah, the thirtieth of July eighteen, eighteen and nineteen fifty eight respectively, nice and kind of study, quick thing about the word: wuthering, oh yeah, it sure it. What does it may get? Nowhere do any guess: it's weathering weathering highs. It has to fly to the circle.

then you have the ring height. It feels automatic pay it clear. It feels like weathering. Almost you know like the win, especially because of the book. It feels like the malls are blowing stuff and that's pretty much. It is, but it's pretty much. She I think was just about the first to say: watering it, but with the ring oxen december, with everything takes, it was previously used more withering. with an h an extra hm withering which meant rushing along, and it was usually a reference to win, but just like the ST james and a wither was a lusty strong or a stout person really cause like with it. Now is the Is there a lesson to this again with an extra eight short? So it's a wither. You know that was in the francis grose. Dictionary of the vulgar tongue has one, and there was also a was to make a wizard or a rushing noise, which was to water

to water, it could have been wondering height. That sounds like something like elmer fudd yeah. This chat, I'm water. She hadn't met the book. When she wrote weathering heights Kate, bush region, It's a lot of the port points said she must have read the sparknotes, so she'd watch the adaptation on the bbc was really big the year before, if current she wrote the but that wrote the sun based on the back and then later rum red the by all, but that's dangerous. Sometimes we change the plan and the aim of the drama to do it's not no coward play without their blood stories in the film. Does a car crash at the end- and I am read the rest- the play

I just wrote about the common cold. It's mrs Brady's office and she was like. So can you just tell me a gun like which inspired you to talk about the car crash scene? When I, I was literally just shut people I was wondering? How does not yet yet, and so one is in the play- clay that and the they only in the film, maybe right at all

and I had the exact same experience with winnie the pooh and the blustery day levels yeah, unfortunately, the when he was a yeah piglet uses him to beat no. Unfortunately, in my case, the screen adaption was very close to the source material that got away with it, but it was it was. I read: I know that thea yeah I searched and the newspaper archives and newspapers, dot com and the british newspaper archives for the first mention of kate bush, and the first mention I could find was from the person observe and chronicle, and it was from the week that wuthering heights came out because she was pretty unknown at that stage and in the first week it went to, I think, like number twenty nine in the charts. It wasn't like that, but it was

is there that the review said? How do we stop Emily Bronte spinning in her grave? The easiest way would be to call back in all the copies of kate bushes weathering heights, singing the role of ghostly coffee. She appeals by heath lips. A letter read if heathcliff has any sense. Pluck his ears with costs of well, I go to bed hate some, I believe, that's the first review. I thought it was in the Burton observer and it was just initials. I think it was said a h or something so it didn't say who cause all at that age is just constantly hoping they never get reveal island? I did when I was loads of big with age of the bird said nurse. I really try to look at the best, an observer, chronicle, hist rosy. If anyone who work that had these initials, like

I am trying to get a witch hunt going. I was going to email them to say that this is so weird because there's another connection to the novel got shocking reviews when it came out. So one said, the only consolation which we have been reflecting on it is that it will never, We generally read her. While other wrote how lots of? How are you being could have attempted such a book because the present, without committing suicide before he had finished a dozen chapters, is a mystery. Admittedly, I do on a copy and haven't read it. So do you at school. Now he didn't realize that we didn't either learn to read it. It is it is. I look, I'm an amber on the iphone I'm going to put my cards on the table. I prefer

de I think, Emily's bit overriding priority. This is what I am I a job is initials. I mean: is it possible that age was paying tribute to he actually or she actually loved the song and just wanted to reflect the original review eyes? Look, it's no way. No wagner opposed It just looks like a hug. Yes, yes, please, I'm a wireless mike bone from a coat hanger yeah, that's exciting, because now that they're everywhere yeah yeah, I just dont microphones yeah in the nineteen thirties, the bbc had a special

microphone, which was only for the use of the royal family. The bbc to this day is an artifact of so that is when they started doing royal broadcasts at christmas. I think that was in the thirties and started doing, and I think the BBC sound engineer saw the standard microphone that they began to do it with and thought. This is not good enough for the king and just quickly put some regal blue. Over half over it, which you would think would clearly dampen the it might help state actually now going yeah, maybe a point, and then as the years went by, they got more more elaborate, and so they ended up whether this beautiful weird looking thing, which was in a kind of gilded cage dams. Sometimes it s really cool it was it the snake they worry that, like non regal, spats might get

It was white. I think it was just that we have to make it fancy for the king or queen to us. Yeah kate bush met the queen at buckingham palace in two thousand and five. She asked for her autograph who but his autograph bush asked for yeah, I mean it's plaza. It is blue, then did the queen the cough yeah exactly so you have to give out graphs. I think she know in case someone tries to credit card you know allowed to coming. What does it do? Call for if you have been transformed acquainted eat the mums maiden name pose an hour, she did happen and then you could the name of histrionic tat graph on actual, as that just have like a like charles windsor and stuff, like that, I guess yeah. I think. If you had the queen's autograph, you might be able to start wars against other countries. Yeah, that's true yeah. That sounds like fun.

But, as we know tat, if you want to do that, she has tried several times. I would say that poses the biggest threats. I was just looking into the queen's amazon. Imagine anyone call bush started illegal wars Okay, that's it! That is all of our facts. Thank you so much for listening. If you'd like to get in contact with any of us about the things that we've said over the course of the podcast we can be found on our twitter accounts, I'm on at schreiber land, James, James, hawk and Andy Andrew hunter, em and maisie maisie happen. About one where you can go to our group account, which is at no such thing. You can write into us at podcast, a cue I dont com or you can go to your website. No such thing as a fish dont come over previous episodes are up. There do check them out, otherwise you can beat back again now.

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