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there, a theory that we only have hands because of fix I believe it. I believe it is our hands of as tools for assessing, whether figs, soft or not a gay This sounds insane, but it's a proper theory from adult. Gay and what chimpanzee these do and the wild they squeeze for each other. We do in a supermarket to work out. Whether is is girl do that under Ok, don't do that now, but the fire place Greece. Like we used to until four months ago the supermarket which and that might helped us develop fine motor control, because chimpanzee he's got a massive advantage from being able to squeeze fruit because they can do it for times faster than if they have to detach bite it. Then assess right, so they can tell us first, let birds and my

keys? They have to rely on visual information or on oral information, believe eating a bit chimpanzees haven't advantage, there under the remedy the thing where they squeeze. I bet you hard. They put some four and then they try and buried under some other figs and pretend that happens. This is, and I you shouldn't squeeze, stop at a supermarket guys. Everytime you squeeze in Africa, though its negative bruised for the next person who comes along or, if you put you through it, thereby evil ever be perfect, but eventually is perfect for the forty four. Fifty of both new touches that I've gotta he's got that I mean there are so many fruits. You gotta do this great test, so I can't believe they ve never easy market through in crying solving cause. Every item is covered in fingerprints, just a thought for the men, the greater its nose

if they get into a crime scene going, should we does the other car there's? No, no, don't waste time on that. What do you mean? I think- and I say it is you go to a crime scene? You find some fingerprints that you go to the nearest Tesco Eddied, thus the all the fruits of Orient sorry that does work, and then you come I consider this easy tv of who's been in the supermarket, adds a genius idea of Regos the soup Apart from the cargo killer, I would have thought lab in its. Is it good? For me, love now the pot of physics guys in America it was called the National accelerate lab back in the day. and a nineteen seventy one? They were testing their particle accelerator. So you know, has huge thirteen ton magnets all the way around this formal ring and they they notice that cat failing and kept messing up, because

Agnes. What kind of being pulled into the vacuum tubes enable leaving his little metal slivers inside the actual too, which is medical empty? So how do you get inside those tubes to empty them out? How do you gain access to cover yourself in butter and then slip in more you're too big to go in the after send something into? to a child affair? It fair it of ferries, always I'm not a fire in it into a particle accelerator. They said I gotta farrago Felicia for thirty dollars and that she didn't want to go. She had to be trained with progressively larger tubes because they just started off by putting earth this three hundred foot too, but she said or not going in that, obviously, and then she's right, all fair it and you still only thirty dollars. She could only talk after she came out of the particle accelerator

and treat she pulled through. She pulled it through, and then they were able to attach a cleaning swollen that clean and probably very sadly, she died the following year: but knowing that she'd been of use to mankind, which are as one which, though she was at a sanctuary think she might have died cause you remember. We talked about how female ferrets die if they don't have sex for a year come on. If you ve just been enchanted like seller exit, You could tell about story a lot garden names. So they basically the replacement of hermits did we did. We do them out of a job when the garden nomads invented this debate. I believe this debate about this, run some people point out that they live in your guard. And there they bearded and wet, and then other people say no, our flamboyant. They like showing often that clearly not like home. It's at all. That is both kinds of people like to live in your garden, buoyant

a cop leaves stole this debate from Newsnight That means I I just very quickly I when I was reading about hermits and they said that nomes had replaced them. I discovered that one of the most notable producers of nomes was a man called Tom. Major bell. Who was the price Minister John Major's, father most nearly gaze, one of the most notable and heat. So he had to come now. Majors garden, ornaments, majors start and ornaments, and and that took them from being quite a sort of not well to do. Family too coming middle class? I mean effectively nomes The reason that John Major became play minister, while I mean I'm, I'm speculating bed to. I think, that's right! That's incredible! Didn't he then become a acrobat us of this?

Now you will have a say where you mustn't rear. That was, he was whole life. He was a circus performer in an acrobat and I'm sick of people laughing at me, and I myself is job. I'm gonna get into a serious career and that supposedly, where this is just a bit attributable supposedly where David by we got major Tom from because he saw a poster Tom Major, so major terminals, they, Socrates, on beer, so gardeners gave us a prime minister, while I really do. Take David Bowe down a few runs of cool. Knowing that not sought was written about John Major's dad will actually everyone that broadcast his what's even weirder. The first ever David Bowe we saw was the laughing known that was his first single Yes, I can just suddenly realised that s spooky, those that does that church as well, but I think we will probably know about which was called the sign of a church. Question about that

as this is a cordial and and encroaching sand June or just hold cover of desert was heading towards it, and this church slowly go covered up in covered up by saying that it got to the point where no one could get into the church itself, so there were constantly having to dig. The sand away to get through the door. There's a story, that's the vicar was once lowered once a year virus sky light into the into the charge so that he could perform at once a year sermon actually can't find any resources, so that except procure I so I don't know Well, my mother was a recent was a central, no nineteenth century, yeah yeah and it's a very old church. They still stands as a sort of restored version of it, which is just the steeple sticking out of the ground. Now in the resolution,

pretty white, and I dont want these areas of Q. I was up. Was it before I started. I know it was actually part of the telegraph articles that used to be written by Q. I used around us a diamond aims at this late hour. I can, I just ask done if the vicars being loaded through a skylights, give a servant to whom is giving that's when presumably no analysis and ended up in the dough he's a missionary converting the death words. I have a feeling that was a symbolic thing. They had to do once a year to sort of claim that it was still a church. It was. It was something along those long, as was into a congregation, though I would really increase the church attendance she's, a worry often if you'll vigour flew in through the roof. Every time you gave me a man like that's cool enough that I might start going to church. Did you know it's just This is just on the public Health England report such as this report. Twenty seventeen is that you got to reduce sugar in cereals, but I read the report and bizarrely

device food into various categories and kit. Carson penguin bars are not chocolate buzz what we in fact I found near the biscuits. I was there, This is normal news. To you, guys know low wages and righteous was making a leap to what else could be. I kind of half agree that penguins, maybe Archer robust, sank arts Bang on Chocolate bar yeah look at the kit cat junkie. Specified to fingerprint cats. Actually, so it could be, the kick at chunky was elsewhere. Stop us greatly also cited undertook to confectionery is an example that chocolate lollipop, which I didn't think so That is, I think, sounds great Haven't. I have. I have some in my house and chocolate lollipops, and I have a big ball of dumb dumps in my house. Light does about. Probably about two hundred in there Some of them tastes like chocolate at their the worst. Once I thought you meant under the explosive.

well, those used association intermodal right in the house have aside drives added. I thought you'd rather buyers. I've got shit later. Those done those you know the like what they call chopper jobs by american versions of only via the air can have you guys heard of the Golden Ball Board now no, so this is this is set up and twenty sixteen by NPR, specifically inspired by the fact that the golden ball does have this rainbow shine on its fur and doesn't know it, and they they talk of it as being acted. until Brilliance Langley may have no idea it's there. They are accidently, brilliant, and so the Golden Ball award for accidental brilliance was set up by NPR, and the idea was to award scientists who made accidentally brilliant discoveries when they weren't looking for the thing that they found so, for example,

for there was a biologist called Shelly Adamo, who was trying to study the stress levels in crickets and not to do that, she introduced a predator, which was a bearded dragon and the idea was the bearded dragon was meant to scare by being round them and she could see us out the stress, but the lizard accidently passed on a virus which infected the crickets and the crickets gave it gave the crickets this insane lobby GO and they started mating and it was suddenly discovered that it was a parasitic aphrodisiac and they had no idea that this lizard would ever have the ability to pass on something like this to briquettes and make them at sack so action and brilliant says as a discovery and it campaigns These great moments for scientists have had these little situations and it happened in twenty. Sixteen and its never happened again, I don't know why they stopped at such a wonderful idea for in a war either even the said. The awards

and again sorry they are the ones that going long awards. As far as I can tell you have only been awarded in twenty sixteen and then that they retired until they up any theories about why it's not that easy acts it could be like. You know if, if I was there with partner and then as a huge heard of lions coming towards on the horizon. For us they are prevalent, I guess you'd, think source it might as well right another shot out before were torn to shreds. Is that what you're thinking we don't know. I think that it was a parasitic older ragged until the crickets, since one theory is the other theory, the: u only live ones accidentally, you're, right, you're, right, screw Shelly. I demand her biology degree. We should have the annex XVII, that's probably why they stop the award, because everyone just went well, that's a stupid theory

a canary about a parasite. I know you found the natural parasite in the crickets and I know you can see that it came from the dragon and I know that you ve, given it toward the crickets, and they do exactly the same thing. I know all that, but what about but clearly clearly it is going cop. I damn get on it literally this experiment. We didn't quite go into it that I think right. So, basically what they had would like a big per specks circle a tank with two walls, so the sand dunes could go round the circumference of the circle right and I could kind chase each other and it was like a wind tunnel that sense it round about the guy who did it was called Carol that sick or Carol but check, and he works at Cambridge University and the reason that did this experiment is. He was just looking at one Sunday good round. This thing he's thinking this is born,

It's taken ages like to get any kind of any kind of data, and so on. Do as a double my capacity and put to sand dunes and gender I could get twice as much data. I'm just gonna. Do that and then, when he did, that started a new experiment that eight had not intended to do, which was to see how the to interact with each other when he proposed that people at your patchett crazy, because his name is checks are in fact like the yes, I thought I thought of it immediately when you said but check. Your explanation was so good, but I didn't realize it would be that Logan's, gradually Africa, glass, satellite imagery and better get you ve shown as you work. It is nice that you hold onto it

simple easy to explain why you don't get a love. His name sounds like colloquial time for covert really basic. We should say we're back sake this desire to cut if I wasn't gonna cuts these jirga in two thousand and five Alaska Zoo had an elephant which was very she was kind of overweight because she was in captivity. He can walk she we know, so they had a problem here. So how would you solve that? You would give her a treadmill exactly they did they built before

and I thought I can tell the only ever worlds: Elephant Trelawney, oh my goodness, yeah they got a company which does heavy duty conveyor belt for minor, and they they put that together. Twenty two feet long could support this four thousand Kido elephant, and this was September two thousand and five. The headline was now to get the elephant on the treadmill. Ok, then, next headlong from the same website was elephant scorns, her tribal she hated it. She never got on got fully onto it once you can kind of emphasising that everyone hates treadmills delay, yeah yeah yeah and she was late, a move to censure in California, but guess what happened to the treadmill? It was used for different animals, my spot, like five thousand of them see a kind of kind of close in a way it was bought by a dog marcia

for his whole don T, ask array, got tons of fat dog you ve gotta know how that is managing to run across the Arctic if, as the same way as an elephant, though its lack of the glow, it's a pack of dogs, because it is a twenty two for long voyage. It's a of dogs. That makes sense not one obese. These dogs are something tat. They had what they want, you're, the one, a russian mission. Actually, so this dump the fall of the Soviet Union. They kept hurling proves that mines and them. Ninety six russian mission was carrying two hundred grams of plutonium and it was to use the power source but oversee it incredibly. Radioactive element and its message as so many of those probes do, and so, while it was trying to escape the earth orbit, failed and broke a part. And then there was just a satellite carrying plutonium, which would be incredibly dangerous if it broke up anywhere on the planet of that was spinning around around the

in all the countries of the earth we kind of watching it like come like watching, roulette wheel and one why they thought. I think it's not really is going around in Australia and Clinton, like Clinton cooled up, John, how it in Australia and Said- I am really sorry, I think you're gonna be hit by some plutonium will help you out, don't worry about it, then it's sort of amidst Australia and then the official report went out. They had landed in the Pacific Ocean, which was weird because about two hundred people in Chile said that they had seen something burn up in the atmosphere and crashed into the ground and they ve now sort of admitted it's probably somewhere on the border of Chilean Bolivia, and if you see something done, don't do anything with it. It's a bit like pass the parcel, isn't it why just keeps going around keeps around you, you don't know where to start you highlight the earth is just or actually small like to remember those games where it's like a water balloon and you keep passionate around to everyone and eventually it blows up

your face or somethin. I've done the know. How is the water balloon exploded in this? Like Is there a displacement? David said, like I think it's like a piece of plastic gossip than adults You know what this is. This is a game which you could buy when I was a teenager or younger, and we were allowed to have it, so I only saw in some other way. I think I remember the others, because I think in the middle of the water balloon is an unstable isotope of uranium. That's might decay at any point which will make the political quickly since up on wrestling gonna, oh yeah, yeah, some funny wrestling nicknames yeah, I'm gonna get lots of list, line of addressing nicknames Jimmy Wine Gang Nice- and I have heard of him Beaver cleavage, amazing, Beaver cleavage, leave. It is these desirable

to be sure wrestler. Why do you not agree with me that twenty one is that there are dominant time? There's a tv show called leave it to Beaver. Apparently I dont know what it was about, but apparently s his name came from that from some reason have you heard of balls behold me you and another wrestler. His funds would shout balls bulls balls while he pushed his opponents. Where did he put it? I haven't got our written down because he's bales, like a request, can I just mentioned the possibly real life animal whisperer who talk to do was based on yeah. So not sure about this, but his life resembled the zoo details in a way, and it turns out that could be the doktor digital is the same person as doktor jacket. and mister hide no way put. Why is so that these three people that so funny Now those are the partially turns into Edward Hide, a psychopathic murderer, but if he drinks to heating into a sort of charming animal doktor hope baking,

mixing up the patients and not for the essential. They don't have a Mr Hyland up to do this. They are written on tax life, isn't miss the hide like almost an animal creature. It himself so like he would be able to talk to him to his house. To himself he had so that's why event oughta do little to talk to. Mr hide, not none of that's true, except for the fact that we think both it is based on a scottish surgical. John Hunter, who is on the leading surgeons of the eighteenth century, is very famous, envisages play some similarities in his life. So he really liked animals and he was also a grave a bus or the gray from Genoa? Mr highs, the law. He animals thing has been authorised to do little. It's weird how they felt, but should be article talking and Doktor Jacqueline is too high. Did they don't match with the great getting without exciting somewhere just different John result? They two had over three thousand five hundred animals. He was in some of them would

Where do most of them flies? I'm in right now gazing at one dollar one horse and then three thousand On Monday I fly he had more good ones than I had two leopard soon the square and he had to leopards who lived in his garden and once got loose and ended up in a fight with local dogs and they had to what to restrain them. He kept to pet bull in his house, which he used to wrestle for fun. I know all in central, London always the money used to land the there's, a pub that I think is called the moon. The water or something like that which is unless were at that was his house and of the back at his house. He had a massive sort of place where he cut open bodies and stuff. Like that, I think that, MR, I personally think enough. Thank you will hear that there's a cup bodies and then where he talked to his pet rabbit,

that's a nice. He actually did people of bees. So maybe that was where some other cheating came in. One of his friends explained that he befriended the bees and especially the less well known kinds, and this is the guy you might have been. Doktor do so, and I did reads that he died of heart disease that was complicated by syphilis, which him I have given himself when he inoculated his own penis in his study on Gonorrhea, have Flights from yourself is pretty bad. Isn't it that's I mean that you ask uses net when you go home to your wife is just fled. Did you get simplest? Rob you think quite quick that quite a lot Knock Ulitsa Bio beat us we're gallery. Where did you get the gun? We have to get rid of limited. just one little thing I found already found Lou for patient, so I was going through all the patients looking for LUCA. The word word such LISA.

There was one in eighteen, eighty nine. This is just when they were taking off some invented the Louvre Sock Puppet and the idea is. In Olaf is full size. They can't get into those hard to reach spots. Behalf that is, for instance, and sewed illicit puppet life. It was invented you could scrape behind your is the other. Similarly, more than a hundred years later sounds like something very similar was invented it. Ninety ninety, four there's a patient for a finger mounted toothbrush. Also great idea. Stick a bit of Lucca of, say those don't they delay fellows and motorway service station arrives, though We go maybe in quite a few times quite a few times. I've been stuck in sleeping at a service station and I've got to get myself

thus saved process your marriage is on the rocks. Isn't it thus incredible installed at the pace in itself? Says toothbrushes require a certain amount of dexterity to get in the mouth. and it's easier if you just use your finger, but some people will sure, fingers and and long mouths now come on out there. I can touch my back to just about not many people. I gotta have such short fingers. Are such loan in that country? some of their teeth. That's a very small about in the population, but isn't a point that a toothbrush thank your hands are dirty Utrecht bushes, clean whether he gonna get to the very back in your mouth vain rolling around the De Luca fields were true, and I wash your hands guys. We ve learned anything the last three months I will give you under this, wouldn't work on crocodiles, for instance, that I agree that nice humans are correctly proportioned or Tyrannosaurus. Rex is so difficult. What about a horrible,

into a bar and the violence as wide a long face and the whole says is because might have not been able to keep my teeth for a week, because this new who brush I've got it doesn't way just while we're talking about sort of other bizarre transportation. from the early days. I was looking into the nineteen twenties I found him to rise. Baby carriage is used in England. This was too gets that so that had on the back, a sort of nurse chauffeur who would stand on what was a motorized baby carriage, so you can see pictures of it where the baby is laying bastard nets and their standing on the back as if on a little platform, and it had an inch engine which they said was really nice for sort of creating a little buzzing home. You know how babies full sleep in cars, it's kind of giving it that kind of life and it could go to four miles an hour. So people would just be this is on the back, I'm going with their babies yeah, I didn't stand on the back with a light being on the subway or something is not working

exactly they were standing on the back yeah yeah What message does area that was in England? did I well nineteen twenty year, nineteen twenties- and I found this one other thing, which I think this is one of those Prodi. Type things. We have a photo of it. I don't think he'd go anywhere very far, but There was a man in allay who wanted to sit while walking, so you want to transport. To do that, so effectively invented a unicycle which was, Instead of so, he sat on a seat, but instead of leading to a wheel, it led to other legs that when he spoke pedals would walk the legs underneath his legs, so he was sort of eight foot tall ish and these which had proper shoes on would be walking underneath him, but he would be sitting peddling annual he's he's peddling the legs with his own legs. Haven't using his legs to peddle some legs that are below him, though it's all the

the disadvantages of cycling, but with the pace of all the worst passive cycling and all the worse passive walking in one why didn't you come on some months when it came to London actually a bit of a disaster, because he was a brutal animate assistant, Dan L and his father, and they can unlock this big promo campaign, and make him making decisive superstar child alone with his sister and people just in believe it. They just refused to believe ingenious that young could be that talented and so there a sort of promotional backlash? Everyone papers, lighten you're, just a Europe hoax at your fraudster, can't be so Willie ended up playing in a pub in London, United States that he went from play for the king initially and then, by the end of his his time in London, he was playing an attack on good, open night night. Isn't it,

going on at the moment. Some hours do. Farming they'd cultivate other animals to eat. Did you notice but the borrowing I'll give you him show you ve come across its it borrows on the ground. Instead of them living entreat you idiot, but has a little borrow and it takes dung into its borrow and then each the dung beetles. So lightly cultivates dung beetles so that it can have something to eat. I don't think it borrows, though, does it state ass far ass. The borrowing out does not borrow it's a big old misnomer goodness it nix other holes Barroso borrows borrows it's a boring should be called the borrowing, given the bars of prairie, dog or badges or squirrels, I was never There are, the very lazy

They collect the other collect all this dogs are not only does it nick these people's homes, but then it collects loads of poor and piled up at the entrance to attract the Beatles. I think it's quite a clever right, There is now because, if someone skills your borough and then you go and try and get it back, but they filled it with poor you're, probably like our right side, you can have it fair enough. Yet there is one other always does this, which is. I haven't, found too much more evidence of this a very good a little bit, but it is the little owl which I can only assume based on his name is absolutely massive because it and its stash is meat. And suppose it grows maggots from the meat relaying less maggots, developing the mate for his own food yeah loud. is that instead, all like wine and other articles me thy small, like farming, because the other one is more like fishing for dung beetles, isn't it you put some dugouts in the dung beetles come along a new year s real the men, but this one is actually growing maggots. That's like farming, that's incredible!

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that wasn't happy endings and Pity Barnum's ass right, so there were a few nice store. that was a woman called Katy Burma, who became known as the great sound weena? Who was just amazing? I she can't believe she existed. So she was a famous strong woman. She gave him a circus performing family and she trained to be strong from an early age, and she beat Eugene Sandel in a fight so Eugene Sunday. I don't think I've ever mentioned him, but he was the PS, strong man of the nineteenth century is the first strongman was neither you know if you ever see pictures of ice kind of really mostly people holding up Bob else he's basically what they're all day some yeah, I think the actual trophy for the mists of Mr Olympia is based on his body. Yeah he's the father of modern body building. Why again, when it should have been this the great sound, because in nineteen o, two she'd huddled chat about Eugene and she didn't act where she'd cool manner from the audience and invited to fight her, and they also like a beat her none

kids and Eugene Sound. I fought for they had actually had a competition to say you could lift the biggest whites and one. So there was a three hundred pound wait. We should like to a twenty two stone man like if you're that overweight there's a document about you kind of, and she raised the above her head. I think with one arm and Eugene couldn't even get it up like over. His chest is, that is our really amazing thought is indifferent. Billy. Cause you could imagine being able to beat someone in a wrestling match, because you have different skills or something, but lifting whites is like literally just muscle mass. Isn't it really nice all as so, Well, yeah. She she met her husband after kicking his ass in a wrestling ring but he was. He was one of the people who excepted the challenge to try and find her and his memories are basically walking into the ring and then nothing and then blue sky above him. So why not him out and they fell in love afterwards, and yet she had a share the loving relationship with him. Fifty two years, one how much he had in the decision

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even though the fish and if you have left a little bit too close, then you can just do the old, take the top off soldiers what would you do pay and if you wanted in the water you'd have to get some sort of passing through selvages your bread negatively sovereignty, as I always think that has been debate about whether we need shot nice like pointed knives at all now- and this is a point that I think look at God- S Surely, on a week using leave legal use it based as it is to break up now. Can I think we ve got about every time it is a great site. Here's the debate, listeners, please take your votes

Still we don't really need the pointy Andrew shot knives, because we already use that we use the sharp it, but one to use the point, not James Widow, James Shops, the pointed and into his tomorrow is to cut them up. What I say is just isolated knife. Well, you know what literally yesterday I was dubbed someone with a knife. I know I was cutting stem cell Adele bread and I stopped it before I did the cut and I thought would not approve there is a pair called a stinking bishop. you know that want no, not related to the Treasury easier exactly so. Those two things are related and how are they related same bishop? fool, sticking out better played out, but not really the case. You often a if you're in

nineteen seventies, apple cheese on a stick. Two days ago to that. No, it's not that it is that stinking bishop cheese is made with Perry, that's made from the stinking bishop pair and that's how it gets its name. Crews allowed her came first and you make some Perry smoke allow Tibet, and then you state the milk and the cheese in that stuff, and it helps it. You know, helps about Terrier Growin, that's Hake, It is now very, very her there was there was a story is well about guy who accidentally swallowed one of those I phone head part I'm wearing one right. now these new year for your anywhere, I wonder who personally I am not going to listen to the three days, was absolutely yes. Swallowed it and then you can do a tracker thing where it can locate your headphone. I don't I

use that yes- and he patently he says, heard the beeps from within the house at the headphones, and it's still work still had fortyish percent left on it by the time it came out. No way is amazing. Tat was yet another product then show They were offering troops to go and see the Titanic recently. I think, in fact, that were supposed to be an of tourist thing this year, which I margin is not happening any more, but this is stocks rush. Is this guy who's he's like to see a guy called Stockton Raw she's, a sea of something called ocean, gay expeditions and he's offering tourist weeklong trips to go down and submersibles to visit, tightening and is the first time since this couple got married, that they offer anyone? So they used to until I think about twenty twelve and each see cause a hundred and five thousand dollars, which is exactly the inflation adjusted price of a first class ticket on the tide

annex so that's nice or did in line with that sort of symmetry. But then she had to raise the price? Was he realised that it wasn't expensive enough? They didn't. I never realized. It was not expensive to go on the titanic. That's an incredible amount of money to go. Unbelievable, isn't yeah yeah, those huge Alas, I guess there. What do you mean by a hundred hundred grand going about? Math is not just a change that wasn't just. the boy was going out in your mates. Boat goes about anyway out be posed by this chip. First of all, because it supposed to leave from the coast of Canada and it's a norwegian ship that he's like got to take these tourists are entering get onto the titanic. Others with shipping routes. So Canada suddenly said. Oh what you're ships can be flying a norwegian flag. You'll know allow,

to leave our coastal waters flying a norwegian flags, but hundreds of thousands of dollars into this expedition and then there's a flag issue which, sadly, many had to postpone taking down, were what's his brother, though just repainted paint a maple eve on top of it, I'm gonna, failing that the rules are a bit more complicated than that. That is how the flag of a country that might be some paperwork to fill it rather than just go. Fuck it up different flag up sometimes the simplest solution or give them a zoom call of insulting worse while he bucks, yeah, those things were he's in different parts of the page and it's a very busy page. They are based. on a german trend called them all build the books. I wish is literally a teeming picture book and the idea of those was originally. You would have a picture with loads of stuff happening in all the different parts of the page, and it would be a child shop to kind of make stories up about all that

different people who are living in the different parts of this page so like a really creative way of of teaching children how to user machinations here is not a grade school while so Dumb downwards Bali, where we tripled dumbing down, because we think they kind of come from paints. Bye, bye, some bright go, and you know those amazing pitches, slight that got the vote here right. So what I was called where this just stuff happening everywhere. It's kind of based on those now, we just looking for somebody with a stripy Japan, and sometimes there are lots of other people wearing stripy jump in the same page, so crazy. Why did I almost debate ship? The worried, stripy jump hasn't, doesn't make it real life well as well. We at the beach would be really easy because he's the only one to jumper There was one day you haven't played the the master addition. Wages was widely nudist, very popular

many in my favor animal that lives on Sunday means is the Saharan Silva on that's, because this is one of the fastest ants in the world may be brief US distance in the world it so fast. It can run at eight hundred fifty five millimetres per second. which believe me in the eye and Swell s super fast, because I could run. I didn't want him just about yeah. Well, can you run a hundred and eight times your own body lent than a second no matter Gambia, exactly how you do he does forty six, big strides per second so that is Michael Johnson, the old rudder, who had a kind of weird what he running where he did, love small strides in normal people, and even he only did four steps per second of this guy two hundred and forty seven plus I can so it's like

those cartoons. What you just see their legs. Korea in a circle and submit like that, I didn't know: Michael jobs did that. Did it look really weird? When you watch to gag look like he added extra legs, he was famously get that he ran in a different way than any one else, so he ran really upright and he moved his legs really really quickly. because you have really really small smaller strides like about a renewed tiptoeing across the street lawless strides? Can I ask a question about Michael Jackson? Forget, if ok, if you came up with a new way of running and lets say, let's just say you came up with a way of doing forward. Cartwheels all forward roles that happened to be faster than any other spent on the planet. Would you be to do that. If one austrian use your hands disappoints me father, oh you mean can you use your hands to run That's what I'm trying to say if you run on all fours like get sometimes yeah. Actually, no, I think you can, because, if you're running race and you fall over there,

let's say you wanna Steeple, Chase re swell you you're, jumping over hurdles. If you fall over your hands took supply you're, not the squalid. I don T know don't yourselves Abbe, I imagine if, if you want to run with you with all four give it a guys and legs like a racehorse modality, I'm Shahrazad father, I invented a new way of doing the walking rice, which I believe is faster than the way that they do it in the Olympics. Wow, It's extremely long strides and you move your hips a lot and I reckon it's faster than anyone can work at best style offer. But if I do it for about ten, can I get unbelievably tied it. I think it might just be very energy efficient, but it might be just that I'm terribly unfit, so it unites, is out there if any, if any professional work as well,

Is there a hundred metre walk sprint approach that we amend the shortest distance. They gonna think is about twenty kilometers and longest guess that I've ever got in this technique is about twitter. he meters set it up they. Why do we set up a moral allowed by together? You verses, Andy Andy, caught wheeling his way to the end, sprinting always the end and downloading buckthorn. It's a shame if you have invented that new kind of run like Michael Now that you have to expose it, there's no way that you can wear like a box around everyone, Cisco. What's he doing here, we can't we can't work out why he so much faster than ours is wrong. Maybe that's what data beckoned me? cuz, he wasn't very fast. Paul. I wasn't me That's my will the to conceal his trick of doing seven more steps a minute than anyone else about. I think the problem is,

if you're wearing the surrounding the Olympics in your running than people, will just assume you up on a unicycle and so yeah probably rosemary right. That's a lead. You'd have to ritually take this the wrong off at the end of the race to show that he had no wheels under its not eat. Just, sure just bonnet altogether. Sarongs, I think in running races. It's not worth a hassle, courted tight rap as well. Long scourge is quite thick material. You know, in nice in it by you, need the massive bugs. That's what you need a massacre about covering everything below the. Why does anyone have any thing else? On Sunday I got one fact about paths which I think is quite amazing. Do you know the phrase? It's all compare shaped. That phrase dates.

Nineteen eighty three is the earliest. We have an example of, and it was used in the Navy and the phrase: it's all compete tongue is only four years younger. Why so that its hold up? It's all compete tongue was from nineteen. Eighty seven and it's all gone pear shaped his from nineteen. Eighty three is on that for you there maize. Isn't it great that air developing so wrong in the eighties Germany setting up that dragging another time, two pair was an insult. Was there

amazing period in Nineteenth Century France, where it became this massive political mean. This is it's. The cool is things that it is in the eighteen thirties there was a famous caricaturist and political satirist could Shawls Philippeville Shovelful Nepal and he sighed publishing offensive pictures of the king and he was taken to court for insulting the king, and he said how do you guys know? That's the king. I've even put someone else's underneath it and they were like what it looks like the king is an old, thus in a youth made that assumption not. While I'm glad I did to demonstrate, you could interpret anything as looking like the king, he drew a pair and then he showed in for pictures how pair could gradually transformed into the kings face anyway in which is a pretty copy. Things are doing core and he didn't, and he was sent to prison for well came a mean for the king. So like all these caricaturist and all these magazines published pictures of pears, and that was a byword for how crap

Ngos and it was really hard just throwing paths and eventually they crackdown on the pair image and say what this guy did was he started writing so one point they were told to stop during Pez and if you had a publication- and you talk like a legal thing saying you want allowed, publish something you have to publish that legal thing to be like sorry, we did wrong so we published what they ve been told, by the government, but he published the text in a past shape which looks around a beautiful Merlin, so rose up in the face, so good he's asking for trouble that guy's make us his and he was shut down another pair that law like another sort of leader? Is the many Buddha pairs? Have you seen those? No? This is,

This is a guy in China, he's a farmer he spent years and years doing that's what he's been creating molds, where the pear grows inside the mold and for years he's been trying to get it to look like a baby Buddha. And he succeeded he's got ten thousand of them, which he brought over to the UK, and you look at them in its like a little square together Buddha, but it's a pair and it son. What why I would much in its easy to sell a path that looks like a better than a paradox like a pack who has just cool and actually not you know those on the certain the whole bottles where you get a pair inside? I am not going to work vaguely how d you get the parents side and the answer is you grow the pair inside the bottle from the tree? So that's how they do it. Yet they hang the bottle upside down and they they weave through. The young, the branch and they allowed to grow inside than they cut back off and nothing else.

Jeff. I didn't even know about the phenomenon of pears in Brussels, but I'm still exists It's not about about Ferko yeah, it's not massive, but you you do see them occasionally and they do the same thing. The ships in Brussels don't know get the tree and any action. He should call those paths. I can't believe it's not butter, yeah boss, Well, that's the kind of thing we cut out.

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