Bill rambles about Andrew Jackson, douche bags and clam on clam violence.
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Hey, what's going on is bill burn it's time for the Monday morning, podcast for Monday MA catch twenty first, two thousand and
six day. What's goin on? How are you this wonderful?
We Monday worm s gloomy out here chance, a fuckin shot. Would you be great, you know cause how it works out.
We're lost fungal aids. Is we basically every three years we get all of our rain for three years, a centrally that is
what works- and I know a lot of people things like all my golden, mostly so wonderful, you know, you'll wake up. There
day, no, that drugs gonna shine it fuckin drives you crazy after work for
travel enough.
I get on the road again bombed, do Meetin Trump fans and some vote for them.
Old guy would have what the FUCK's Bernie Sanders. They must take
money from the Fuckin rich and give it to the boar and Donald Trompe doesn't lack Mexicans.
Hilary is gonna drive right between those two Fuckin lunatics good Lord Jesus fucking Christ.
I have been watching put. I know that. That's what's gonna happen it all you,
rods out there who are fuck and excited to finally get a fuckin clam ended a fuckin oval office. Ok does
to. I dont understand I'm not a fuckin woman. I don't know what it's like to walk by construction site and have a bunch of people communicate that
finally sexually attractive euro,
there is a positive way to look at that. If you
take away all the sexual assault vibe from it, and it's kind of a euro, a nice Tipp of the consumer
sure tat, you know I don't walk by the guy. You find him all the fuck. I could not get nothing, I get silence I get snickers, they fucking,
right I may make fun of my lack of melody is melatonin pigment. Melatonin is no fucking, I think that's a fruit and that's not the skin cancer.
Don't you need melatonin Jesus? Who gives a fuck I'm just saying right just because somebody has vagina
Does it mean because you also have a vagina that they're gonna do what's right, for you figure,
on all the president's dead. I've had dicks
which is far as I know, has been all of them, but you never know you never know. You never know back in the day
there were no cell phone pictures right. There was no video care,
but you had no idea, you know. Are you know it.
Jackson it he could have been like you know. He looks like one of those broad on fuckin the foxes,
Well that showed the golden girls. He looked like one of the golden girls sort of way
paper younger one. You know he
we had that middle ground. You know that is it. A check. Is a dude Roger adultery early eighties, hair cut. You now accepted was a public wig over their death.
I'm just saying just kill. Somebody has the same fuckin thing is you does not mean that they're gonna do what's good for you or that your
I'm can I get more stuff like clock?
she's in the White House,
Does that mean I get a corner office? No, it doesn't fuck that you have to do with her,
I gotta admit year by sea, already achieved something I don't feel
excited like God, it's only a matter of time before there comes around my way, and I know it
Take it off, we will build it's not like redheads or minority. Yes, we are.
An unseen minority. I told you walking amongst you listening.
Your conversation reading your emails. We hear my one from another
from Fuckin Mars, the Red Planet. That's where we came from. We came here right. We looked just like you guys,
Then we fucked up when we entered the atmosphere. We got a little fucking singed up there in burned r p,
Oh my god. It's a fucking gloomy day is a good god. Damn gloomy day. I hope the fucking, the goddamn clouds part anyways older off
because he's looking for a new car looking for a new car baby, a new car
I gotta admit. I actually feel like you know like leaving the prey
behind in I've Harry. I had almost eight years with the thing runs like a fuckin top. I don't know. I just want to get something new. I got a body, you might buy it. I don't know, I'm a fruitless
of a bridge and probably just gonna go look, but you know it's a good, a good time to look for a fucking
is on a rainy day. You know all those fuckin tool shed fuckin salesman.
They are the worst Carson Car Smee salesmen are the lowest of the love of fuck.
Nah salespeople in. You know it's funny. They know it they wouldn't even
I bought it, they know what the fuck do. I mean they're they're, like one run below a drug dealer, at least with drugs. You know,
Do you get some sort of our high August when you buy a car? You do you know I'll fuck. They. They are just like
great thing is I really dont need a car, so I'm in a great negotiating negotiable, negotiated negotiable. Our position.
Outgoing daylight yeah, I like that- and this is what I'm gonna pay. So go
discuss it with your manager and come back and come back with
a number of something less or I'm just gonna get my car, you trade,
and now I could sell it to my body or I can just drive.
Cross the street, not
take on all this fuckin dead. Just go, get myself a ham sandwich
What do you say, they're stupid, tie, go
talk to your manager. I was talking to
game and I go in there and I get fucked because at the end of the day I just I don't want to be there and is just
I don't give a shit if it costs me a few grandma. It's like how much more do I have to
to get you to shut the fuck up and they know you don't mean giving women
about how guys, just where I'm down sometimes, and they just do just sort of blow under shut him up and just get up on their way. That's what car salesman due to make
they don't blow me
they they just fight. They do where me down there
I can wear me down and I'm just like you know, I don't think I'm gonna bottom
Previous I was just like I went in, I said: listen I'm paying this and that certain I go well we're not giving it for that. It's a hot car we sell like three day might well
leaving and then I go, and then I went
I'll pay. What you want me to say that I am the fuckin worst,
I want all you salesmen to know that a sucker just went through the dough.
It's gonna be Megan above Fuckin, two hours or where the hell am. I am I talking
You know it's I'm actually really enjoying. I actually had a cigar. I told you for the first time and I gotta admit I kind of didn't I liked it I'd like did it, but
There was way more. I don't.
This shitty tasted, my fuckin miles the next day than there was that I enjoyed that and I am on the press, a piece of just straight up quitting those fucking things which would make me feel really good. To be honest with you, like, I said if I keep smoke and he thinks of summer, I'm a four year smoker, so
I never thought I'd be now, I'm not going to start crying right now, like some broad that just one in a word pretending to be a nurse and the some fuckin show you like me a really I don't. I don't need that shit. My life, although I gotta admit I've, I do
Do I enjoy them? I think I remember that I enjoy the last one I had. I like. I liked it, but I didn't afterwards as like bluff. Jesus Christ is fuckin taste in my mouth, so.
Do you guys consider me a smoker if I smoked one new year's day, the Superbowl, my birthday
and then on one of those jewish holidays. In September, I needed I needed for sick and, like once, every three months, what the fucking my birthdays June so come out of the gate right bone January. First, I smoke one and in February
third is a super bowl and then it's nothin in March, nothing in April, nothing in May and then in June, for my birthday bam, I smoke one.
There. Now I don't know, maybe that big college game I go to every year. You know I don't. I
no idea, I think you know so I'm what the fuck I was gonna tell you guys were most down you last time. There was something I wanted
tell you what I could remember what it was. I try
make Nokia the other night detailed Nokia over the fuck. You say what a goddamn fucking disaster fuckin disaster. You know what this base it just tasted like you know.
Just imagine what cookie, though it tastes like minus everything that makes it tastes good. It was just blobs of shit blobs of flour. Why
happened was wet lose. I was, I went on the internet and I was watching these fuckin chefs make this shit and what they do
when they go to mix it. They fast forward through it or they just jump cut, because they feel that it's boring and that
one's gonna watch the rest of it and that right there that's the key right there. It's like they opened. The
a book and then they just go stay fan through every fuckin page than alike, and that's the game plan for the
we're going to run this season. Any questions onto onto ready break right. You like what I what the fuck just happened so
I believe they got me so fucking paranoid I watched Mario button
anyone where raw he had his friend do it and down here, is that you can show you to make Nokia you you just just look up to look at my retaliate, fucking love like you,
think they fly through him. Mixing the ship, but the big thing they kept saying was
when over makes it don't over makes it you're gonna get a tough pastor, yadda yadda, yadda yadda.
Yet our knowledge shit and these fuck it assholes they just with a blue right through it, and then I under mixed it. I've got Napster and Philip Airy told you this one guy told you this right near said: you should make past anymore. You know they. U go! There's my support
If wife, I swear to God, you ever wonder why the woman that loves. You is always shitting on everything that you do. You know not everything it.
When anything new you try
fuckin shit all over. You know what I think that is. I think that it's just some sort of thought.
In paranoia within a relationship, maybe guys do a to g.
A data guy- you know, you don't think I'm gonna try this summer.
Like me. If I dated a guy for like three Phuket months, you know what. If I dated like my dapple gang I'm trying to get the most fucked up image, you could possibly say to me out of date that guy,
from fuckin we're all wacky in the house over here. Whatever the fuck the, namely that show is you know I'll. Look at you, you're you'll forget from Malaysia. Look at me. I like show tunes
the old school guy from Fuckin the korean war. Right, my describing my cartoon, I can't remember anyways the fuck was I just talking about God, damn it my fuckin brain just goes on one straight line,
he's gotta keep going. I get you down. If I come back around again, it's like I don't. You know where the fucker was at backup back apples before dating a guy for three months, but it was after gloomy, gloomy fuckin, whether they are for the car crooked car salesman, club really count randomize around them up we're going up and down Lou that Mary tell him more one. When Lou Grand had a great for tonight
any key just forgot about it as a man who had the best idea and marital amours, try again to remember, because ok, ok, you're in the elevator here in the valley coming up come up here and showing hanging out in the elevator should show you know you prepare you press the floor. You can
you're in the elevator and you would think it is right, as he almost gets it TED Baxter just means, and he goes.
Go up or down love.
I was speaking about shoot. You know when I watch the other day I watched in episode, Gilligan silent the ones that were in black and white instead of
watching March madness, because I dont like the first couple around. I know, there's all those upsets, but I dont like watching Fuckin Bunker Hill Community College playing do
I know every once in a while, they get beat, and I guess there was a bunch of fuckin upsets. You know. I know that one fuckin that that that Us
Austin city limits college with that fucking
couldn't tell me, was a lumberjack or a hipster that fuckin jacked white dude, what the Psycho Beard man and they Hitler youth Hair, cut out
like that, guy needs to one more wind and they have to other team for contempt it in and they lost right. The Fuckin Plaza blood
that was taken, that guy needs to get to one more round and he is gonna. Be is gonna, be famous. You know. I just seem that cause. I was looking like I irony
who is soon. If I remember, then everybody
He's gotta remember because you know why wouldn't the whole world think the way I think.
Shit. Maybe I should run for president. I think when you have thoughts like that, that means that you're you're designed to be a world leader I have
great ideas and I think every boy why, when everybody like my ideas and everybody should think the way I think in everybody will be good. If I'm running stuff, you know
Nobody will get the same amount of stuff except I'll, get a little bit more and by a little bit more.
I mean a bunch a hose, a bunch of those it some
else about my toes? Well, you know what I can't remember what the fuck I was talking about did start talking about it.
But but you know somebody actually having a little bit a match madness. The madness of March is coming down to our Anaheim and die
I heard the Duke guys the two boys tat to board we
no brought back ban on their own. They went away of a coming to Anna to haunt us. I think I'm gonna go to that. You know Pushkin, who I gotta. Two huge fuckin shows coming up this weekend.
One in river side and the other wanted to terrorists theatre in long beach. California, which is really no big deal. It's just a beautiful theatre that richer prior takes his first big special in.
That's all I'll, just be standing on the same stage. No reason
prepare or be nervous for that one I'm freaking out about
Well, I'm not gonna. Let you guys, I just feel, like Marty, put novice pressure myself, that if I don't have the fuckin
my show of shows
dad. I don't know the comedy guys can be like a disease committees. Nowadays, you now there are still in a bunch of tickets, but then they they stick they're, not the real deal but anyways.
They can buy. If I go out tonight tomorrow in Wednesday, right to a couple to three, ok and then Thursday right I had to do, came down on Fuckin Friday get my show and Saturday I got my challenge is not those out. I feel like I'll, be all right I feel like. I could take one fine day off here. Am I not minutes, because I didn't last night this thing I stopped smoking cigar, seen what happens when you quit a bad habit, something else fuckin goes through the goddamn roof. You don't I mean it's. I can t quit smoking
art eating right, you stop boozing, you start shooting smack right. You say I'm gonna start cleaning up around the house. Next thing you know you,
Beat new wife- and you know why its peak nobody is perfect.
You ever go to a fuckin, a meaning there, all in their fuckin chain slogan and fuckin, shovin doughnuts down their throats, there's still killing themselves. They just
Let it over to something else that patient
clearly the most fascinating people I find it is the people that are just one hundred percent straight edge and they eat. Like
microbes Macro bionic, microbial whatever the fuck. It is macro, bionic, dynamism macro, you say
macro. I say my grow paper, DARPA double those fucking people,
You know what it is in that they don't do anything and K. They fucking, you know they drink fuck. You know pure
the most purified fuckin water out of a unicorns horn or some shit right, just the most and fuckin.
Clean is live in ever, but you know what they probably killed themselves with the stress of no
there's still gonna die. You know how? How do you think you treat yourself when you really think about it? I think I treat myself like
I wouldn't say the way I treat railcar. I turned around car, pretty good. I don't beat the shit out of it. When I was younger, I used it was just funny they give your car and you just you know. Women neutral drops for some reason. We considered fuck it amazing you just having park, you would follow. You put a neutral bagel bill,
Little drop in you just floor. It get the Europeans up to about all. I don't know, seven eight thousand, and then you just landed in the fuckin drive, and you just heard that horrific sound.
Uh, I don't know what the fuck. It is, not a magic trick transmission. You know, with the standard to be the collection that fuckin engage
in whatever the fuck it engages in Africa, basically gears
slamming into other gears. I can't believe the teeth. Just don't fly off on both sides:
I imagine eventually they do, but we do shit like that. You know you take the car off road
you could do a lot of shit back in the day before everybody out a fuckin camera. You know us
you know what you're going to tell you what I stuck inside, my god, almost forgot to take this fuckin started media little avatar
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you're. So anyway, it was my mother in law
day and you got reigned out like a month or two ago, so we finally rescheduled the same. We want on the more these wine troops out here to Malibu and heavy giant fuckin, like six hundred acres
is out there because I will I used always in fly
and by and always look over and see all that fuckin. That is basically no
placed the land. You know. I was
and to think and likewise amazing, that it hasn't been developed. I guess because they're all fuckin ranches, eventually eventually they'll get rid of all the fucking grapes and alternative to India Giant Fuckin at all. I don't know what the fuck you call it parliament complexes or whatever so anyway, so we go up there and, first of all it so up in the fuckin heels like the gps. Isn't working in it actually ends up take
to this. This Fuckin parole board thing. That's in the middle there they get the barbed wire.
So like minimum security thing that we went into a guy, and I don't think this is the fuckin wine place. So we have gone back and they have on the farm. You know they have a place. We just go get boost, opposed helplessness and bands and that type of shit and tat you know, there's something about wine drinkers. You just don't want to be around a matter, not that it gives you a brutal fuckin. Hang over. I, like a nice glass. You know some fuckin. What's his face, stutter, but father being
somebody's liver? Am I look at nice glass with a meal, but that's about it but anyway, so they also have like us safari up there, the like he acts. They have this fuckin giraffe. They have camels
these emails. They had all this crazy shit. You could go up and feed him and all that type of stuff, so we're up. They haven't a great time, meet these fuckin tax and zebra stuff and down, and of course, you know they got these giant. Bull like thanks in this is fucking
Fuck off with this view, one of these guys, you know that bought like that
Papa the line loafers euro, but their loafers Davies. Really, this fucking! You know.
It's a kind of shit Rick's. Where would buys a joke righteous? We could hold them in some broke out.
Basis in his shoes cost more than the house, but this guy was like serious these wearing this like dirt. On the ground, obviously he's walk around.
I'm so olives, enamel, the feeding of Fucking yak and all of a sudden. I hid the unmistakable sound of a bull hitting the fact
in metal rail of offence,
Why? I know that sound? I think it's part of the fuckin cave.
DNA that still left in everybody that you, you know
Will you just antibiotic walk down the street officer dogs behind offence and growls in your whole body? Just fuckin gets that tingle.
You come like. I'm telling you feel
if you started running right, then you probably could run as fast as both Jackson. You know that's how fast both Jackson could run just to gain for yards
He ran his fast as some would run if Sabre to Tiger was talking about ready to eat up. You know that first spoken step, anyways.
I heard that sound immediately. I just four ounces. I was already like I'm gonna get fuckin trampled or what
case scenario, the sings gonna hook under my belt in my pocket, pants going to go down to my ankles is my junkies,
Wrap it around like that poor bastard everybody Seas or that guy's life is over. This fact is no,
The left that off you ever seen that won the bull fuckin gets in the guise belt, loop tips from upside down, and just
This is threatened and around the guy's pants go all the way down to his ankles people went for being, like all my God, that's gonna die,
to everybody. Just sitting there laughing at the sky and argued
we stick it like. Oh, my god, this thing's gonna Gore my fucking dick right
Don't you know the chick that he finally get the fuck encouraged trying to get the courage to ask up ASCAP ask out
out over in whatever you want to take this page outbreak, so he
It was awkward so he's going like you know what I'll do something amazing and that'll give her. My I'll show you how courageous I'm right, so he runs with the falcon
rules and writers. She was being like you now. You kind of anything like is for all of a sudden these upside down than theirs.
Fucking little fucking little
shhh metal, right he's jewish people say fuck a flop around.
It was just over
the guy. Not only had the
if his home town his province, he had to leave
country he might have had to leave the continent, but now it's fuckin Youtube which, as you know it here, I am talking about it right.
Sex offenders seven easier time relocating than that fuckin guy after that one, so anyway
so I hear that sound and writers. I turn around. I see the bull come off,
fence- and I see this guy loafers- you know
run back away from the fence right anyway,
funny was. I went over there and I fed the Fuckin bulls and nothing happened.
Over there I had a relax energy. I fuckin, you know I had my fuckin weight on my back foot gear of state like a Fuckin box, or you know I was a state and a flat footed level to deal with that. Fuckin thing
follow my ass. I was already anticipated, like I am not ending up in a fucking Youtube, video
I'm already a white guy, and we I already I am prone to walking up to animals like,
dogs, I dont know why white people do that, but I do that.
I see a line at the zoo and I want to go up and
but a belly rub large oil foggy Gabriel paged right where other group
people for some reason they take they.
Stay at ninety for some reason what their door is common sense, whatever factories, white people, we just want to go up. You know, I don't know it's fucking stupid generally speaking gripe. So, unlike what a fuckin idiot
And you see the guy's got that look on his face. It s got hit the faced by fucking born right
and a surprisingly the guides didn't say shit right there.
We're all going to get back on the list of open thing.
Safari truck, and I hear bow my hear it again in the same fight. Look around again. Shame fuckin, guy
back pedal on in a stupid loafers. They don't say a fuckin word. Do this guy. So just like this guy is a fuckin more on rights. We get on the thing
and I were driving over now we're gonna go see this giraffe his teenagers,
flame Stanley, the coolest, fuckin giraffe, your ever gonna meet it just
not afraid of people whatsoever, which of course, is dangerous. First thing I thought of one I've
and saw. The giraffe was, like I remember, seeing a giraffe on Youtube: kick a fuckin
I endorse this line is went to jump on the things back in time. It perfectly
Ok, like Andrei August, cease fuckin dead, dead,
fuckin shot. He used to do right up. The fuck is that the baseline right up the fuckin, whatever used to rip that back, hey now right up in Europe,
We always talk shit about made a lot of money with that shot right, that's what the fuck and giraffe did, but what
Let's kick, the line is so what are they will damage the lion way like six hundred pounds? Do he said this?
Can it look like it was doing.
Like it was in the middle of doing a jump and jack, and it was just scared, but it was just like doing this. Airborne cartwheel
never came down in this thing for conflict around like three times and it hit the ground and it did not get up.
All right. I know I use this reference a lot, but you remember the last hit Brett five took that's what this lioness look like from a giraffe. I couldn't believe
I got jumped up when I saw it. You know it.
Like watching a nerd beat up the Bali. All these guys were pilot on
And what was funny when the other lines saw that they were like? Oh shit, that an hour I didn't have the giraffe could do that was like the Bruce Lee Fuckin.
Was it the wonted punch when you send somebody flyin across the room we get it bill. So that's! That's all I'm thinking is.
I am not get anywhere near that things fuckin likes of golf course. They get like a ten foot fence and then you walk up. The thing was sixteen feet. High is a teenager right,
you go all the way up and all right at that level. It's just its head and you a fee,
little pieces of banana and all that shit with this kid. They just cut it up in sections and the way would eat it. Looked like an old man that took its dentures out and it was a door and you know the fuckin pet. The thing on its head was
perfect right. Railways as we're pulling up to go, see that shit, the guy goes.
Friday goes well, look those camp,
over there egos you gotta, be careful what those things he goes there very aggressive.
Or another did just how their wired and they
is food, but if you don't have food that they're gonna, you got a great chance that they're gonna buy
cause, they're gonna, get it one way or another did just how their wired and there
ex, are longer than you think so, doping. You now turn.
You're back on I'm trying to get his self because you're gonna get bit any goes in.
Much as I say this, you know coupled to three people a month get bit right. So he says this.
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dollar Yeager Bull shit. What does she do? She makes a fuckin phone
from the harmful right, exact same forecasting.
It was his three women in front of us and for whatever falconry like this
can, he gave that speech. I was like you know what fuck those camels.
I'm not going anywhere near might try to feed him. I do I'm not fucking. Gonna feed suffer when they tore guy goes we're fuckin three people get better,
I'm just like you know. I guess who's not could be one of those three or freckles over here. So we go ever be pets. The giraffe. We look at these Fuckin emu
which are the creepy his goddamn animal. Ever I don't know
They have a look on their fuckin face. I can't I can't I'm trying to describe the look it's like just imagine. If, like
You are in your backyard, you just drink a glass of lemonade, novice son. You saw the ground moving in a person. Just came up from under the ground. Just imagine how dirty
It would be as they walked toward you to take a simple lemonade. Just imagine that look on their face. That's what it looked like. I want to be one of those things and fucking.
Walk and over, like a zombie like
I don't know what it wasn't. I got this thing: were they don't they can't like just gently, take shit, they got they do like fuckin pit piper. Let's make your fuckin head
right out you. I held this shit out in the second that thing
eyes on me. I fucking just drop the carrot. Left there it's over this stupid and the thing was to dump the fuckin look down crazy. It was like it. It had like I swear to God like that
Actually have when people are on the front lines in a fuckin, warlike world war. One this thing looks like had seen horror its entire fuckin life in its just like do you know about it? Just leave it here on that
for the fence and you figure it out so anyway. Civil walk back to the young people of Safari truck and those three fuckin lie.
Where are they add everybody way?
Where do you think that thereat you'd think they get no in the truck.
You take their Rog, really go joy, glass of milk and wine at the wiring know their over by the fucking camels, and they.
Fucking getting really close, but they got character there. Okay, but their way
in this thing's fuckin, we'll house, okay and I'm just sitting.
Going like I'd. I lilies muttered
May I go near fulness because one of them's gonna get bit one. I'm gonna get bit right. So
the cutest one of em, all right fuckin. What does she do after this guy says? Don't.
Turn your back and try to take his selfie. What does this fuckin woman do? She turns a fuckin back she's. In this thing
fucking, we'll house she was so close. The thing it almost had the double back with it's fucking neck. It was what it did. If fuckin wants, it really did didn't, have any more carrots it. She didn't it fuckin double.
Back in flock, basically bit this woman right on a boob, her left book. She had a jacket on
and she doesn't like an fuckin stepped away. Fortunately, it didn't clamp down and it fuckin did.
She these disgusting, like just green. So like
ash Danes and saliva things fuck any grass all day and she gets back to the thing and she's doing there
or vengeance. Like big me, Boob wrote and tore guide. Funny thing ever he just looks out only goes fuckin told you a drop the bomb.
What? If I told you it's my favorite thing that I think I've seen. I can't remember
reminds me of when I was a kid I
part of the last generation, the last tail part of. If you slipped on the ice, it was your fuckin fault, it wasn't the guy's fault who had the store front
it's like ices slippery stupid
maybe next time you fuck can be a little more careful and then somehow it became it became. Did the shop, honest fault that you fuckin were walking to recklessly on
like it's his eyes, sought his eyes. Its
by the Lord right. That's like me,
On us having to make salads, they took fuckin responsibility rather
it's like now it is your fault. You fat, you ordered fifty fuckin big MAC. She can't you know.
Were business. If your water, it we're gonna, give it to you, fuckin dope,.
You're already we do have to go to whole fuckin gown ice cream. Fuck is wrong with you. They somehow took the response
building they started, making fuckin salads the stupidest.
I've ever seen in my life, so anyways yet, and that next
You just way fuckin told you.
Do it was like needle off the record, I couldn't fucking, believe it and
they didn't say anything. It was like
like watching Donald Trump and that first debate when he was still funny before it was thus like holy FUCK disguise this guy might run the country now who's get new. He might speak for the coming
My pretend to be running the country, that's the real deal! That's why you can't be too afraid Donald Trump, because at the end of the dates that year,
go on people. We all know. You know I'll. Tell you right now,
I was Fuckin ISIS, those fucking dope, trying to sneak into this
country employ people up and shit. All those fucking Eddie, it's gotta do is just get together their money
you just fuckin put some money on healer Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump right. That's all.
Gotta do and then you buy a little bit of advertising type on
the major networks and you'll never hear about them again. That's how people that's how those fucker
you know genetically altered food. You never fuckin here, Baltic as they got their fuckin money in everybody's pockets and everybody shut the fuck up. So that's what I used to do. They should just do that and then they
Could you walk into this country with a goddamn, bazooka they're back and no one would say, shit anyways? So yet this what there was like the first debate with Donald Trump
It was just they will decide said this about women. You said that about women should not. I said about, I said about Rosier Donald, like Nano. You said about other women Tony discuss day in a priori, probably right that was, it was over
he's a guy. I think they're really goes. Fuckin told you. No sympathy, no fuckin sympathy. It was perfect, it's exactly it's exactly what I think most people need. You don't look, I'm not saying that you shouldn't have empathy, I'm not saying that you shouldn't have sympathy in that type of shit. All I'm saying is there. There is a time and a place for no sympathy and that that was it. That was it was. It was done perfectly euro.
I think she's gonna be a better person because of it she could even argue Zaga Fuckin told you and when you really think about it, it's like when you cause they think pretty and Bob it's like it's like. I just fuckin told you it was going to do that.
Like what would you think he's gonna say? Ah what did it? I'm sorry did it do exactly what the fuck I said it was gonna. Do
and that was it in and the next thing we did was we fuckin whenever we
checked over all these original, like Fuckin air streams, and then we were drinking wine and like it that all happen like we got on the like did bitter and the boom he said. Well, I fuckin told you
We were drinking wine outside and I was just like this. My this is fucking awesome that should be part of the tour,
We don't know that weird and are making a big deal out of that. Even so, fuckin refreshing forget, you know. That's on you.
Right there we go away. Billy Belgium, a bill. Big fan. Are you planning a trip to Belgium in the Fuckin few
I can't wait to see you life onstage. You came close, live
EL I ve right. Now. I'm still I'm sticking with that French by
I am dont dual lingo. I got.
Three days in a row, Michael Jordan, twenty three
working days in a row
I'm just gonna keep
in doing this shit, I try to get to want it points a day. Sometimes I don't buy it. I get at least a hundred other Tuesday looks like going got ten. I did one lesson
I am for the week I got like one sixty. Then I got ten one. Eighty
to turn to a hundred one ten and two thirty that ain't bad. I built this isn't about you! It's about the fucking question, you're right, you're gonna get I get distract. I get distracted with a fuck em.
Jesus Christ and is another way, I'm trying to learn French, I go to the Montreal Canadians website and I go under the french side and I now sacrilegious, but I fucking do it and I am you know what they say: something learning the hard way. The last time ago, the friend is something dearest diary. I can kind of red, I still can't fucking speak. I still get it, but at least
get to the point like a kind of red at a decent level, I'm goin on Youtube and I've been watching these fuckin. You know they did like kids shows
I sort of gonna wanna get put on a list, but I'm learning learning I'm fucking.
Why they just going like the cat they catch says me now. You know me. I can't be oh look at that.
You really don't own front right though she shut, it was all
big fan. Are you playing a trip to Belgium in the future? I can't wait to see you life alive, onstage, great brain
rage, humor love, you shall I am absolutely one on represent gonna, get there at some point
this year, I am planning, may tour of EAST
Europe and then my usual run
through the widest people of all time,
Finland, all the way over to iceland- and I am planning to end in Iceland and spend the next couple of days there at the blue spar. You gotta do it and you should go during the winter when all the fucking
Tourists are not there, you wanna be there when the snow on the ground are in right now,
the northern lights is still pretty missed it by now, but, like that's what it's like a bucket listening for me, I want to go. There see the Fuckin northern lights. When I went there, I felt it goes on the top of the earth, and it was the blue is place. I'd ever been to in my life, sky was so fuckin blew. It was crazy. Air down tallies right, everybody always five past it.
Goes right. Bite fucking, you gotta go to it. I gotta say when take a shower. They you got your. You are going to taste fuckin, sulphur. That's a little gross, but other than that, it's fantastic okay, so I will definitely be their hopefully by the end of the year.
Our painting of Jesus laughing Dear Billy Christ. My in laws have had this
have had this hanging in their house since I've known them and I get a good chocolate.
Tom. I see, I hope you do too man at least one artist depicts the guy
is a jolly man? I gotta go back cause I copied and pasted pasted it. Did it copy and paste it doesn't even look
Jesus, I gotta. While we got it, we got a tweet that that photo out.
What made him laugh like that, so many people
Ok, you know I bet
a hooker like you do. I still have a chance to get to have an accurate lap and like that
you're not across. Like me, they freckles I'll, definitely have the
set up sitting on my lower back again. How does this happen to slide down the fucking couch, our girlfriends dysfunctional family, dear Bilbil,
He's gonna pockets. Thank you anyway. I am a male in his early twenties living in a small one bedroom apartment with my girlfriend recently, my girlfriends ma
there has received a new job position, that's much closer to us and she is currently in the process of looking for a new path.
In our area.
J, J Age- I am all for my gun.
Fr in being able to be closer to her family. Why? Why would you be all for that be offered if their core obtained? I now do not marry anybody who does not have a cool fuckin family. Ok cause those mother Fucker
I gotta be in your house. You think you're gonna marry her and the air. I take it easy dad dad and at that that that day, he's gonna, Fuckin Walter out the door few. What enough they're gonna be calling your house they can
common over they gonna wanna fuck and play with your kids. Ok, those
people aren't. You are marrying into the fuckin family so right now
What you are doing is you're trying to be a modern man, so you just automatically go online. I am all for em,
before you expressing your opinions and all your mother be right across the Fuckin street. Listen, I'm probably projecting here, like I said, thank God, TAT, Christ, the lovely near, has a wonderful family. Thank God thank Christ, because I know people in that situation. In that situation, like fucking, misery, the misery
Are the family like you know they retire, and then they just move to where you are, and they just come over all the fucking time and they
no fucking
who, how annoying they are, and then, if the wife doesn't fuckin say anything you, you got a step up after fuckin shit. Shall I recently
Girlfriends, above all, for my girlfriend being able to be closer to her family as I enjoy their company.
Well shit. You know I didn't read their part. Sorry
but the whole moving situation is starting to become a bit of a headache and is starting to
peed on our own lives. You see your young you're early, twenties. Ok, here we go. My girlfriends mother is currently in between place,
and might stay with us during the week. However, this is not the worst.
My girlfriend has three other siblings that her mother provides care for two brothers in one sister, her eldest brother in particular, is a bit of a black
Sheep, he is easily agitated by the smallest request, like cleaning up after himself or remembering to lock the door. He is careless when it comes.
To using other people's belongings and does not clean up after himself. Well, you know what that fuck that key can't state over our. I would be a bit
more forgiving if he was younger than I am, but he too was in his early twenties like me now having to deal with that
Remember like this may not sound like an issue do this is this. Is this is make an outbreak of hives redness. Thank this is how much of a fuckin issued. This is especially if your girlfriend does not address what a douche your brother is. That's what you need K, that's the keys to the castle. Ok, if there's someone in you know what, if you're
what data guy right. If, if he has some of his sisters, I can't and he won't addresser on any level
a thing. He really has to drop the fuckin dean of the scene of their, but you got you gotta. Have you gonna fuck? You have addressed it. Ok, you got a fucking addressing are so anyway now having to deal with this problem
Do you remember like this may not sound like an issue today, but I learned that my girlfriends mother asked to bring my girlfriends brother
with her to stay with us for a few days. Let's face it would probably be law.
Yeah it'll bring our greatest
first hand how we act with other people, especially as family. I want to say no, it be done with it, but I'm sure this
open up more issues between myself, my girlfriend, her mother, impossibly her brother, yeah it'll, bring up great issues
fact that our brothers of fuckin, selfish douche, do you.
Right now in the beginning,
of creating your adult life, so when
you feel no, you say no right and if your girlfriend gets fuckin pissed, then fuck her ok,
if she wants to break up what do you know what you did dude you just you just walked away from what you don't you think you're fat, you fast forward. You fast forwarding through the
walking nightmare and you're getting to the inevitable end of the fucking relationship without you being legally bonded to them. Without you haven't kids, that half fuckin look like her unjust,
My view of them every fuckin time reminded her of time. You see this is what you have to do. You have to listen to you. Gotten life, you got, will tell you.
You say- and I don't want to do this, but then what happens? Is social politeness kicks in our time for a few days, but above a bar, I don't fuck, all of them
Fuck all that, I'm not saying that you have to say at the way I'm saying it, but you have to have a sit down just be like listen
no mind if you want to stay here, but I'm not comfortable your brother Stana. If she says why is my brother be like
because he's inconsiderate any reckless with personal belongings. He forgets the locked, the door and all that, and I don't think, he's a responsible person and just let it sit there and if she has a fuckin problem with it, who gives a fuck. I dont think not disrespectful
despite our shared your viewpoint, and I live here too, and I'm sorry, I'm saying now. We can't stay here and then she'll have now.
To say other than so. You say you can't stay here should listen.
Repeating what you're saying it like. That is what I'm saying and then you
humph and you let her puff and do all the fuckin shit. She's gonna do and you don't let that fucking douche step into the house, and let me thank you
What are you? What do you have to lose here.
Other than your own happiness you gotta put evaluating anyway, so me just continue on here.
He says after seeing first hand how we act with other people, especially, is
me, I want to say no, but I'm
This open more should do myself my girlfriend, her mother and possibly her brother, as it is an issue with my girlfriend
I have argued about it in the past. Yes, you ve already done. I get outta your already, not down the order kicked in the door. Walk in
Would you do in this situation? I think I've already set it.
And is there any sort of vice? You can give me if I bought it does come to stay for dinner.
Is how should I treat him, knowing he probably just get agitated with me, telling him to clean up after himself, thanks go fuck yourself too. This is
he'll do this isn't this is non negotiable.
This is non fucking, negotiable! Ok,
This is your life are right and he's a fucking dose and this amount. If you go
I can't see what a fuckin asshole this guy is. Do. Can you imagine if your brother was like this in a major girlfriend, feel uncomfortable? Would you brother be staying with you?
He makes me cult, waterways, weary and take up here
mills? My me on these: whatever the fuck he's doing you be like? That's it you can't. You can't be here, you know,
Why won't you, because you're red jerk off
the super right down the street. Good luck to you. You know I gotta see this. This might be
This might be the all right, they're afraid, for.
Fuckin relationship. Ok, you might have to throw down the gauntlet how I gotta tell you do if, if this, if this fuckin asshole
He's already making yet this fuckin miserable, ok, just the
dear him, staying with you for a couple to three days are right. Are you really gonna marry this?
You gonna marry in the vat with that fuckin shit show and they'll be
marry, whom you bring me we'll bury bergopzoom fuck that until he goes out and he foxes whole fuckin life up, we know what
whatever you do, I'm assuming you you're planning on being successful in life right, which means you gonna go make a big bag. A loop get yourself a wet rights are now you can have a nice car. You, nice house, a beautiful wife, get have all that type of shit.
No, you know it can still comes think like we're. How come I don't have that its work, as you did, workforce stupid and they're, not going to think that they are going to want to come around
one fuckin handouts, and if she- and if, if that fuckin jerk off knows that his sister is a big softy, she's gonna use her to get to you and all the shit that you fuckin workforce, I'm paying a very bleak scenario here, but do you just you say now he can't stay here. You don't inevitably comes down to spit. Listen, I don't like the guy.
I don't think it's. I just think it's. How is why? Because you turned out great you guys, both at the same time
parents are no. What happened that guy, but he's a fucking, don't say fuck you!
Can I just like I don't want him in my? I don't want you. Mother can stand.
That is only one better apartment bureau, so we're gonna be on top of each other, and I can't
What that guy, when I met your mother's house, forget
in our one better apartment. I don't want that guy here and one is balls
dangling in our fuckin commode I dont want, is
cubes and my shower. I dont want his hands and my friend the fridge, I don't wanna. We don't want to hear you
funny. I don't even know this guy and I fuckin head of this no fuckin way. Dude, please
Can you please do this for yourself, and this is a
an exercise to have. You know for both men and women can flip this around. Like
Learning how to stand up to the person that you with you,
learn how to do that, it is sometimes you just have that you have a fight. You have to have a fight and dumb and there is a freedom to not giving a fuck in a good way. What people think about you I mean, do you forget
fuck. If some pieces selfish shit doesn't like you what the fuck do you care? I just I would averages just openly. I dont like you. Yes, you! I don't like you, I think you're, a piece of garbage.
And then we looked at his girlfriend, you look so you go friend or his sister despair. Yet a worry already told sir. Please don't let him stay in your place and please right right in and please tell me
please tell me what happened? I dont know why? But I live for moments like this in life. You know as much as I might like. Making people laugh in this type of thing. I get even more enjoyment telling pieces of shit. No it's one of the great things and just to look at their fucking face, because the reason why a lot a piece of shit are piece of shit because people politely maneuver around
and when you can get that fuck admit right in your face. You put your handwriting their foreheads by far enough, there Sparky, just as one of the great vigilance in life. I think that's why God made douche bag just so you know someone like yourself can have that feeling
I'm really come enough arrogant here, for you are probably the douche bag to anyone. Fiance wedding plants area, Billy Blue,
Blue Bland, the fuck is that
first, let me say I can't see. I can't wait to see you in Orlando on May. Seventh, I dont know why haven't seen perform Libya but you're my what you are the last on my top ten communities to see before I die of Jesus. This way
Well, you should see than that, but I am by very flattered that I am one of the ten okay, so he says I've been engaged for three years now our I'd die,
You don't want to marry a do. I
need to read the rest of it. You fuck is engaged for three years.
He said, and me in my Lamy are in the first steps of finally planning our wedding. I am simple animal and am ok with some.
Being small and would rather save money for our honeymoon in downpayment house, and let me guess she wants to spend a ton of fuckin money machine,
say once a destination theme wedding, I'm not opposed to compromise and have a destination
wedding, but she wants the thing to be the little mermaid in Hawaii she's adamant about this, and has these horrible out
Its picked out for the whole wedding party to wear,
including myself, is Neptune. I dont believe this. I'm calling bullshit.
But you know what has always I'll read it like it's true, I'm thirty seven is she's twenty eight. If that matters I sincerely lover, but she won't let this go and I absolutely refused to go through with that. I don't
Want to lose her in my life, but I've tried everything I can think of two talker
of it and honestly it's a deal break up for me. Please tell me your thoughts and if you have any advice, I'd be very grateful. Thanks go fuck yourself. What this isn't a joke question you ve been engaged for three fucking years: ok, that's weird
I think this something going on there and in our Europe you're Lubeck countries limit
the role of women at all fuckin
Donnie Marie Shelf, usually sometimes opposite.
You know you know she's dead Party, you she completely.
I don't! I don't think she's at this
The shit show that this is
Oh, you are your job.
Stand that when you and inevitably get divorced from this fuckin woman that you're gonna get no sympathy from anybody, there will first be
got a divorce. I heard you no other than losing a loved one, it's the most dreadful thing ever, but when you tell the story that you dressed like Neptune a year,
fucking wedding. Every ten average value fuckin told you she yeah. Do you
away from your thirty seven, you fire, you meet somebody else. Okay, we get our Europe of Biological Clock this one, the great things about being a do, you know, but are all balances outpost
die eight years before them up, so they get the little Lobo in a little bit longer sit in that coffee house. You know even those fuckin, we're chocolates said all this is somebody else's. I'm sorry, I thought that's how he signed off, yet I would walk away from this whole fucking.
How many more red flags need to be shocking. Your face you just walk away
from the whole fuckin thing you can do, what can a fuck
issues. Does she have that she wants to have a little, the o, my god she when those women that has a Google Gaga Creepy S, pocket voice sheets, toxic she's, fuckin, six got it gives you the fucking shells and you be a fuckin adult away.
Only. What do we need me? What what if you wanted to Scooby do theme Fuckin, wedding
You wanted to redress like fuckin, that with diligence,
in graphic red headed, want you her sister to dress like
Daphne and you were going to be fuckin shaggy. The best man was gonna just like
red with that scarf around his pocket went away. Why do I dont believe that question? I just don't? Okay, if you fuckin marry her, you deserve it
you know one when you come cryin unto me, I'm gonna steal from that fuckin toy fuck adult our rights.
Watch a Billy bird legs
That's fucking hilarious, wary of the Lisbon.
About the way you work out of the park. Yes and I
a German do so focused
what to do so.
Rights, not a leg, exercise their a compound full body movement. This is already making retired put a cup
hundred pounds on your back just push your legs and watch while your frail freckled spying gets twisted like approach.
Why would I want to do that? Squats, a deadline which I recommend to need.
You to engage damn near every muscle in your body. If you
put on some real muscle density, stop being such a cowardly little and learn to squat and deadly dude. I do want to walk around all baulked up. You know so, weren't
tops and are trying to do that, Jesus Christ, he said
recommend watching at sea.
A an apostrophe, its squatted deadly videos from super training on Youtube. To start to I'm not trying again, as the NFL then watch the rest of
are content to learn what the fuck you're doing. I wrote some stuff about my experience with
adding squats dead lives to my routine. You can read it and not. Just live some chevy shit, stopping a bitch and go fuck yourself. Aren't I like the way this man speaks gets right to refer?
wrecked my experience when I was younger, I use, are used to
a mirror muscles, guys, mirror muscle guy to fuck, you talkin about
dude I got a peg bored. I got those atomic fuckin guy, I'm doing
I'm I'm trying to do like half.
All that American Ninja Warrior Fuckin thing a building that my garage right, you with your fuckin.
Georgia vaguer work out from nineteen? Seventy eight stop acting like you're in the future. You fuckin can't I was decent
you, came annual talk a little bit fresh need to fuck. It stand down a little better
get older. I started working in a chocolate factory
Everything seems like a lie that we worked in a juncture where you in a fuckin tree, making cookies amazing
doing current curls and benches one thirty five to spending the day sitting at my desk shovelling free chocolate. My face did not nothing to start my belly from growing. Quite yet will neither we're doing squats? Okay, if you don't fuck, you need anything else, but cookies.
Anyway. She goes now I squad ban. Should dead live like a power left her and a stronger and more jack than I have ever bent yeah and you stop it in chocolate.
Only do I actually have legs now, but my chest, arms and back traps. Everything are bigger than ever. I just
We have recommended videos from super training enough. Our I'll check it out. The guys are hilarious, strongest, fuck and there there is tons of grain info on their anyways. I appreciate the park s best of luck with the new home, Jim and again go fuck yourself. I hope I will definitely check that out. Thank you so much for the information once again for people at home
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For some reason, I dont that looks like it's missing something but anyways. It's called the super training.
So if you spell the name kindly Data not come up in Europe, you Google search there, ok about driving and diving into caves
hey bill? You were talking about divers with those caves ears, a documentary of finnish guys who legally
Illegally, who go illegal,
to their dead friends bodies.
What from their last trip,
think it was made illegal to go there after they die, because it was too dangerous to go to those case
but they went anyway and made a movie about it. Come to Finland soon and go fuck yourself. Why don't they retrieve the body?
is everybody lying to me this week, like Youtube the oddest hour at the last one here girlfriend
I can, with my girlfriend about one of her guy France. The two of them seem pretty close. He did a photo shoot for a t, shirt company she starting in in sheep and said we're like the same person. Yet if it so far, she hasn't blown and yet she's got
close, he did a photo shoot for a t, shirt company she starting in in and said well
the same person yet do it so far,
she hasn't blown and yet she's gonna walk away, something
she's has said something she has said to me as we're talking. She reveals that she met this dude off of the dating and actually just about fucking app tinder before
Do you, you wrote it so bad before she we got together
read how you wrote it. I tried to play cool letter,
talk about him adjust brush off, as whatever do this is
brainwashing of the american male now, where everything is, if you
even question a woman. It's like weight was that date. Rape
just ignore all your fuckin instincts. Here I tried to play it cool yeah, her douche bag,
other who just totally inconsiderate, wants to stay here. You know I'm off
you're. Not all for that you. So
was scream and now you're playing a cool. Could you not cool with it?.
Here, what are you going out with some fucked buddy? You met on tender and see how she fuckin likes it right anyway, while the two of them text quite a lot
and the other night she received something I think from
and she laughed night.
Ordinarily, not a nosey type, but the city
Waste is weird, so I asked what's funny she flip. She said
being too noisy and trying to pry into a personal life. Oh my god, and then did you give her aside kick right out of the fuck in bed.
He goes. I mean she really flipped Shut
She claims are being paranoid and that they are just friend. I don't believe they fought what to say they want to do. What do you mean? You don't know.
He finished it with my being paranoid, should not give a shit or should I kick this check to the curb dude punter to the curb
right in the seat of a fuckin lion, pants, yeah, yeah,.
Can I just say why you break it up, I go cause you rock is the guy on tender? Completes you go get with him.
Oh my god, you be paranoid non that you guys you're fucking
my heart to heart, you guys a fuckin and if you're not you're, gonna end. To be honest,
You're probably should be you fuckin lay in bed.
We giggling about his goddamn text, just go over there and suck his dick already giving my keys that sets fuckin over our eyes.
To progress with as we go fuck yourself I'll talk to you, Thursday,.
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