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what right of alarming and coughing the entire set. You will really sick. Yes,
they made it up not fully still there
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so she was in the back. She sat under the vehemence just die, like
this latter. Let's get lapping when I was bombing,
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oh then they they got very upset. These are more upset than this. This was the big hit big joke of the night. I told him I knew I had covered cause. I did the smell test, which is a
I shoved my hand in my ass and smelled it and I couldn't smell it, and then I was like, but I'll tell you what vogue's you better make sure you don't have taste yeah. They were very, very it still. It was a nightmare set that worked really well, you got the opener yeah I'd saved. It got me on the way back in the bathroom
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president. He admitted it online. You mean he admitted stanhope, yet you he confessed.
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actually happened
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they get me heart would pay an inhaler girl and the audience chose big died away
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your bucket cause, the last three grand the night before it hit it for three great people to put money in his bucket pass it around everyone's like absolutely, and he went upstairs to to get her heart
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on the euro. Derosa was that cheap he'd do for less as this was.
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mayor of lie. May water, when articles of granite tight, hold him, because I heard about it so little
that night and I called him too,
are you sure this happened, so it was like I gotta make sure to have him. I mean that as there is anyone- and I called him to make fun of him and as soon as he answered I was like fuck, I can't make fun of
Please make fun about. I've worked out, but
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I didn't I don't like I'm fucked, I analyse a. I did lose a lot of money on flights and I got a nice hotel.
This had a casual and you over the glass as well.
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looking at pictures, which are not always, and I was like fuck. I wish I was at scan access. It is a bitch to get there. I had. I flew the day of the flood, so I was like the last chopper out a nam.
I was crazy. I was already gone all that at the actual I heard before ellesmere national anthem, so they gotta go real singer to sing it death and then I'm like little dragging out of my
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let the levels will. I saw the saint cloud pass. He was there that yeah, we'll just an unjust lies, not only not a positive one and saint cloud member exactly and seeing it the icy bigeye next Zach Amigo is crazy cause. He looks normal next. His act
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night. I'm he ran that thing beautifully. Eliza long ago areas often down fell
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I believe that in there I don't watch it at the they didn't.
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you guys tell me that there is a lot out that a lot of it was. I wanted to make
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now there are yearning. If there's one thing, you know varick flare. What is your ressler one of the great promoters while you?
wrong, it's yet. I respect people's time.
I will never make someone who donate their time? That's the one thing you know I could ever anna sunday
I was the susie brought about like I'm out
im not going to make fun of them one more time. This is had a bunch of like hasty.
Every doves, or else do you know who is doing louis gomes is therefore right it in rattlesnake that he was. He was ready for it.
We have a cigar lounge and got infiltrated by. Like others, yeah
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month in Europe.
flew home changed my bag flew out to vegas and the jet lag it may like two days
an ad hoc brutal, but I got scared versed in their science. It was like. I can't find mushrooms.
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all they are entering that's why I've never seen him get rally the seller
After a little the other night, it no way more than I thought we did as nice and I will go
hung over his fuck. I was bad, then you get get text and I just woke up was just saying yo
The lights are well, the seller will do that
hard, leaving a couple lit his game and my spots were late. I got there at midnight base of my arm. Yeah, that's good euro fucked up when I got there right. What are you up to now? I think it's hasn't got start out from
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really habits of de rossa that first night he said he fell asleep good lorry driver.
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I don't do well on whippets like when's the last time I did it cause I've never done it like. I fucking hate that helmet how these anybody
never done don't. Do that. All the highlight the highlight of the whole fast, yes, was your show the show to end bag. Hiding. Just like I said an hour. Timer was a last minute ad we were like,
sold out suggested it at the skating fest opening, which I don't think any of those are taped and they go. Let's do a show orient Joe shit on any comic. You suggest, with hinchcliffe and Bobby Kelly and tony
and louis I ve done we're doing it. Am I lose? You didn't write down or text
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great right on real, I mean it. I got it got to rio. Godly reloading goes hard and other rosabella cries out those kids names and tony's like he goes,
The money that was there were a few hours. It got for real serious, so he kept to the up and out of bill burr's stuff. I was like
I was like this is too much. This is a strict, no phones policy. I'm talking about staff members in there and not every like twenty minutes, guys again, no fucking phones, you see anybody, you gotta tell them. I filled half of it
a little bit crazy, show it's crazy, derosa, justly de rossa, and we said like we set. They suggested one of us like five endings. I should like to close with that
Johnny jolly yeah. Well, that's good! You shit on each other yeah, but I set my timer for an hour and then went thirty five minutes over that. Oh yeah.
And I put a lot of emphasis was
hey buddy, you're like eyes, a good guy, the abbot
then immediately we got corrected like that's, not what the show at the arrow true given they suggest people you, like legitimately respect and you're like I'll. Tell you that
part of him. I don't respect, gets personal and in the best, when tony
tony and derosa starting on added ya.
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straight minutes and I got norm now. I missed it. What are you guys disguises?
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ready to help out.
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one show that's where you put your mouth, the Jews or whatever, and then Tony goes. You blew
the guy yeah then everytime he was like tony you're gay goes. You literally blew a guy yeah or something like. Oh your netflix special sucked it he goes at least I had a special interest. That goes. I had three and tony goes. I had
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go weirdo, my head, I get the first
double anxiety. I about my hotel. You sleep till noon
hung over and I I go. I can't I can't go back out there yeah, so you can't miss any. Then you find out hey we're all smokers because, like why did you tell me yeah? I know, but you gotta just force it. You just gotta, go down and get out with everybody, though that's how I felt this whole weekend
I literally just laid on this couch sick, just pictures fuck. I wish I was there to do that. That'd be so, but then you know I was very grateful. I've yeah it wasn't when you think about this.
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I get drunk every every possibility and then people come back by the you can make fun of what responsibilities do you have? I dunno you gotta call your friends. Do a podcast five pm and it's a good mix. You like I like get drunk
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well anywhere. So I was smoking like two packs a day and get really drunk until like five am both days yeah and then I was just out of commission for like a whole.
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or, like I gotta go home and then your home is a casino.
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again? How did it yet anyway, only man among us senator vault in politics
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no love ass, you get em, there's a boost or only vans, but no one knows who she is.
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so I was like gave us to do this. When you score,
he's a guy. Well, nearly every week you tore me fuck. I forgot
we went his way these hoard first, I shall again he walks over the carriers
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railways ruminants.
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forest gump run in with a baseball cap on girls, ran against the wind, so
evacuate? One guy above me can't can't get into a place. She can't get into his place because he hates me I am not going in there. I'm, like god, is fucking flooding everywhere, and so I won't go in and walk around. I was like, oh if I would ever find that the people start pumping out the oxygen and whatever the heat. Finally she's like alright, I gotta go in.
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in people above two above above above said. They heard him coffin a bunch and then not covered fuck you're naked.
who are they opened the door, a flood fuckin six for us all.
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her chamber- and it was an early meditated- is really really their holy shit. So what happens as urban migrants living in there
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tour? If you get life insurance, you get more money. What I dunno it's some weird loophole that my jew agent, new life insurance. What is your tour sponsored by like when you get paid upfront
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I just worked for you for a decade, but they give you that advance up front and you're like I'll I'll. Take it slight exactly so, you didn't do the math, they got us by the balls. These ticket prices,
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Oh you mean those like your girlfriend's egg. I bet he's out with girls and it's like me, my friend,
in the garage I'd say it. That was great. I got about nine million messages. Stop talking during freebird. You can does it guy shit, you're right. I think I was I. Whenever we still get.
if the guy starts screaming yeah yeah, the rest of the episode is just me screaming. I really gotta play it very bored. You get quiet,
when I get to factor yeah yeah, we'll be like you pass out on those
the the recent watching every like this is funny.
It's the mushrooms make me star watching yeah
that's what I'd start. Fuck me up when you're ohio, mushrooms look around here in that room, yeah
Joe here you with some serious, I get quiet itself.
Which is what gives me reverse, because at the beginning of every episode, I don't talk
true and I started I fucked up and I just our yelling. Yes,
and then what I remember you play videos and I'm just like works.
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showed. I thought the kid earns gave us all. Your high school got. It localize go about about high school.
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like the most new york, do possible crazy, look and do what we ve just had a crazy gaston.
did Chet hanks yeah, thanks ass, that guy's awesome yeah. That's awesome,
very funny, yeah totally and on the joke.
who did well on that who's. The black lady that had that.
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he held in his day in the pocket. He had some insane joker quote.
oh he's, like a dog. If I catch a car it'll. What I'll? I don't know what to do with it. He came at Eric Andre is the worst guest of all times that it came in trying to like make it funny cause fuck. Are we gonna fuck with you,
yeah the hours I actually, I actually respected in response to their countries any was addicted.
would he say he was a year decode the whole show is you being an asshole to people. I wasn't going to be the butt of the joke or like something along those lines. Yeah he's not wrong. I guess he took a dirt bike and was driving
around on set the day. Yeah you mean Hannibal punch, somebody yeah, fucking, yeah, there's a dirt bike there, that's great, that's a great response like he wrote the dirt bike around. So I was like roles yeah. He was in an episode of atlanta. He just had a trinidad accent the whole time. Really it was pretty great for him. What do you think? Do you think Tom watches that and he's like, oh jeez, or is he like? Hey? That's a fun son,
I think it's the ones that I think at this point. It's a fun funds I think for awhile. It was a little like ooh this kid. What's this kid going
the yankees. As the other kid was,
the car is a great actor yeah, but yet he went. You know. Family business and the other guy went road.
the other. I follow in your footsteps and tom exactly which went live in my shadow, the other one's like I'm, going to be online.
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and he wrote back hey man, I'm probably not going to use any of these, but there's some funny stuff, and I appreciate it. I like your work and I was like, oh whatever
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big guy, we're in a wife bitter, and it goes me next me next in a german axis
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the originals genoese ever made in the native there such policies. I know it's like you, didn't you
do any your grandpa dead or whatever and its in every commercial you get off the airplane. They hit you with it. Yeah just give them
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He did it. How old is it for him was recorded? Well, he's always telling me like. Oh man me and David Brenner did yuk yuks and I'm like how old are stories then steve
martin were at cantor's deli. He knows well from when yeah I did have to stop making fun of them. Though you did a hard stop me. I remember having a tough time
with our relationship. Really he would come in and I wanted to raise is fought every like able,
We started us, we never had a regular real commerce and what we ve made fun of each other. A lot you gonna media like what's up Joe, you fucking idiot fuck, you- and this is like a bright enough here. It might be the best hang. He is immigration, as he is he's, also one guy who's about to throw up and will still
try to get you to do shots were them yes, guardy lud shot and does so stupid and we'd all cause your posts for ten minutes around. We start to grow. Throw up also he's a sheer talker he's a should target as after a thrive
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it'll, be a couple of ladies got it pretty hard on the chin there, and this is all
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so we just shut on Bobby Kelly. It was good.
I mean the people are like standing on the walls sitting in the city on stage it was crazy. It was the last minute ad was great.
You've got to do that. Every year we gotta do it at the comedy fest in new york. Fuck, it do it at montreal. Now they gotta do what's his name, a macho who's guy. Does this stay? The union
Oh kindler yeah, just one gig
yeah. He does the state of the union, as I do don't even in comedy police have got to eat and is no little fuck threec real anywhere.
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