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Ep 462 - Protect Our Dawg Parks (feat. Mark Normand & Ari Shaffir)

2023-10-06 | 🔗

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I shoved my hand in my ass and smelled it and I couldn't smell it, and then I was like, but I'll tell you what vogue's you better make sure you don't have taste yeah. They were very, very it still. It was a nightmare set that worked really well, you got the opener yeah I'd saved. It got me on the way back in the bathroom and that bombing classic talked about shoving. My head up, my ass: can you blame it on lincoln's, like a flu game thing you're like oh, I'm bawling by covert? That's? Why? If I was actually I kind of tried to do that, but they were for real. They are. Didn't like me from how bad I was doing when I said I also have covered. Everyone was like. Oh great, You suck tonight now we're all sick. He aims the thick and thinking your body. There was a further effort, not worth at least the manager. So because of the book or sire. She doesn't have the the you might be like. Oh, this is funny that
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on the euro. Derosa was that cheap he'd do for less as this was. I will not deny level around it. Yeah he wanted to do here, and this is a big old lady is like a little. I heard I urge you, six foot, six or would you know when she got one two or three points that I think should be out of Sonia was susie, Where are you with a six foot smacks pens day? That's pretty, yeah big armed srinagar, pretty pretty ok yeah if this was I'd say this is ninety. Ninety four before you to her such things, you would have been like add inaccurate. You pretty this Am I jacko willa neck? Is pretty woman yeah similar? over time.
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are you sure this happened, so it was like I gotta make sure to have him. I mean that as there is anyone- and I called him to make fun of him and as soon as he answered I was like fuck, I can't make fun of Please make fun about. I've worked out, but in our relationship. He said he liked it. He was like it was hot. I'm going to shame. No shame, it sounds. So then I think that was a girl that being awesome experience earlier. You know that as she blew him and at all events big dick to labour rights anywhere, where I am in the size the difference it was like. It was almost time one very made of eliza cock where's that they had a bigger payers. Yes, not back. I want to try. The programmes that they got the wrong rather singular her.
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night. I'm he ran that thing beautifully. Eliza long ago areas often down fell in. He was a target that our gotta make that there was a rough I forgot all about it cause it came out three weeks after we did it. I know cause I've totally forgotten that I was looking at youtube and I was like oh no. Crazy viral sounds that asian policy for twenty minutes I believe that in there I don't watch it at the they didn't. I out, that's very funny you there he was alive. I watched it on youtube in the police, you guys tell me that there is a lot out that a lot of it was. I wanted to make It doesn't make sense that year and I was like whenever he was like- you guys- are minos- a gorgeous Yes, that's a race exactly exactly asian pussy twenty times just megaphone, I am, and it would get a laugh but
now there are yearning. If there's one thing, you know varick flare. What is your ressler one of the great promoters while you? wrong, it's yet. I respect people's time. I will never make someone who donate their time? That's the one thing you know I could ever anna sunday I was the susie brought about like I'm out im not going to make fun of them one more time. This is had a bunch of like hasty. Every doves, or else do you know who is doing louis gomes is therefore right it in rattlesnake that he was. He was ready for it. We have a cigar lounge and got infiltrated by. Like others, yeah
That's a problem so Bobby Kelly got them to donate one of the staff members to stand guard to comedians and he brother he brought in with regular, regular yeah and they just stood there and said sorry. No, there is a little bit of a church and state problem at skank fast like to get from. Here too here which takes six when I walk that turns and no forty eight pages and am happy to do a, but somebody got a spot. You know so that gets to have an you start running out. Immature well, and you know what to do the old stuff because they know every single thing: I've ever written yeah. So you're gonna air limiter. This job now than natural other through force, ok ragout. I would you eight minutes under rosa than I do. It's a joke and I get off The times said he had not given. It was baldos around sunday, oh yeah, sure about their nolan. They have a really great, pretty great turn. Only just cost to draw
cod is didn't all night, last year I was a mistake and I was jealous, month in Europe. flew home changed my bag flew out to vegas and the jet lag it may like two days an ad hoc brutal, but I got scared versed in their science. It was like. I can't find mushrooms. I sure hope, but how can enough one hour let it go? I know why you laugh now. Yeah, I'm happy. He was there, he's aware that he ruled he fucking went for his great. He was going for. Oh yeah yeah, I didn't know he got out early fucked up. Is that israel instruments on the plane? I don't know you went after the events in norway and radio yeah. I didn't buy your rank. You just does shrimp all they are entering that's why I've never seen him get rally the seller After a little the other night, it no way more than I thought we did as nice and I will go hung over his fuck. I was bad, then you get get text and I just woke up was just saying yo
The lights are well, the seller will do that hard, leaving a couple lit his game and my spots were late. I got there at midnight base of my arm. Yeah, that's good euro fucked up when I got there right. What are you up to now? I think it's hasn't got start out from First of all, I decided tat. It will take an area this, the afterward he starts at one addison, If the club, so you know, You'Re- meant to protect our parks strip club after party. That was see that what was that lasers without asking me or already just posted- and I figured out what it was. I didn't see this so that I was like yeah. They didn't have permission to do that, because then I got a text like hey. Would you be willing to do an after party like no, and This no fuckin way is like a strip club posted, a flyer that was just me and already the Oh weird, yeah, weird was his idea. You know
I don't think I'm going yeah. Why am I not in it yeah? I know we didn't. Even we wouldn't say no yeah, I would have hit one, probably obligated to go to the fucking club yeah. I will say I want those strippers. Where did you ever go? Yeah? I went the first night. They were fucking aggressive, aggressive, really habits of de rossa that first night he said he fell asleep good lorry driver. if he falls asleep and wakes up and is two puerto rican women looked up. That is why he goes there like. We should go to that. We should go to the town it is like okay, what to take to access max it out, give it to ask goodbye she, nice this? Guy had a fucking weekend. Oh my god, for a sixty one year old, he can roll yeah laughs. It's funny cause last game face. He was like when we got to like cause. I went to the doctors, Stop drinking later is blowing guy
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We want. Never we're gonna do this so certainly on our own push rebecca Christine, they added lasher was epic there. great right on real, I mean it. I got it got to rio. Godly reloading goes hard and other rosabella cries out those kids names and tony's like he goes, The money that was there were a few hours. It got for real serious, so he kept to the up and out of bill burr's stuff. I was like I was like this is too much. This is a strict, no phones policy. I'm talking about staff members in there and not every like twenty minutes, guys again, no fucking phones, you see anybody, you gotta tell them. I filled half of it a little bit crazy, show it's crazy, derosa, justly de rossa, and we said like we set. They suggested one of us like five endings. I should like to close with that
Johnny jolly yeah. Well, that's good! You shit on each other yeah, but I set my timer for an hour and then went thirty five minutes over that. Oh yeah. And I put a lot of emphasis was hey buddy, you're like eyes, a good guy, the abbot then immediately we got corrected like that's, not what the show at the arrow true given they suggest people you, like legitimately respect and you're like I'll. Tell you that part of him. I don't respect, gets personal and in the best, when tony tony and derosa starting on added ya. And you won't shit on rogan thinking about someone else. Oh, I totally didn't that because it's like some of people who are tangentially who they are brought up with, like they're bringing the costco you're gonna get. Well yeah your I ran natural, and so they were doing somebody else. It's so and then somewhere make it rogan joke and he was still think are the first isaac, you won't you wouldn't do it throws. Then you ve got the money goes
roseanne, like Rosanna, rugged complicity and need our net as a loyal boy, he was like, oh that one hundred by now, like he just moved at all. That was a great moment. It was, It was a yeah. There was one where, like a lot of people hate this guy and so he's like he's taking the alternate, you know it's like it's actually cool whatever, and I was a tony. I put my hand over my mic. I was like we shit on norm for, straight minutes and I got norm now. I missed it. What are you guys disguises? yeah, ion duress and tony were gone backwards? Tell ready to help out. Around here it was just a good zing like this is all this is all fine de rosa. You ruined netflix you're, the one that one shall attend. one show that's where you put your mouth, the Jews or whatever, and then Tony goes. You blew
the guy yeah then everytime he was like tony you're gay goes. You literally blew a guy yeah or something like. Oh your netflix special sucked it he goes at least I had a special interest. That goes. I had three and tony goes. I had Now I don't know yet either from an old network. These used to that called comedy censure. They work. There were good, they had a moment. Damn it out of you, I wish I was there guys get. Does it festivals? Emma s sake go weirdo, my head, I get the first double anxiety. I about my hotel. You sleep till noon hung over and I I go. I can't I can't go back out there yeah, so you can't miss any. Then you find out hey we're all smokers because, like why did you tell me yeah? I know, but you gotta just force it. You just gotta, go down and get out with everybody, though that's how I felt this whole weekend
I literally just laid on this couch sick, just pictures fuck. I wish I was there to do that. That'd be so, but then you know I was very grateful. I've yeah it wasn't when you think about this. Episode tags already. I gotta get an uber go to the airport book a ticket in the hoods too much and once you're there and then everytime you like also just to I would have just hung out with fuckin guardian la mer and just my friends, that's what happened. I just got drunk with the same people. I get drunk every every possibility and then people come back by the you can make fun of what responsibilities do you have? I dunno you gotta call your friends. Do a podcast five pm and it's a good mix. You like I like get drunk I can see tat my contact them all and I could talk to all the guy. You fuck our duty. broad, literally hung out with de I somebody you could barely than being when I say it out for you Turning out o my god black
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evacuate? One guy above me can't can't get into a place. She can't get into his place because he hates me I am not going in there. I'm, like god, is fucking flooding everywhere, and so I won't go in and walk around. I was like, oh if I would ever find that the people start pumping out the oxygen and whatever the heat. Finally she's like alright, I gotta go in. dead. What dead who died? Go above me. What am I can't leave? I interrupted that's what I'm going to talk about you shooting studio guy dead in people above two above above above said. They heard him coffin a bunch and then not covered fuck you're naked. who are they opened the door, a flood fuckin six for us all. It was lord, isn't plucking open, susie all wet and dead floating my guest looked like like one of those rogan
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tour? If you get life insurance, you get more money. What I dunno it's some weird loophole that my jew agent, new life insurance. What is your tour sponsored by like when you get paid upfront paid up front and they want to know you're not gonna die worked So I go. You live insurance. What nay she gets money through dinosaur. Procure reimbursed. from the yeah. I would imagine if you pay someone a the contract to work for that, so that the Then I must warn you know the area that is also these towards. It doesn't make sense. Now they give you a little up front, we at nice, but then it's like, like they they'll call. You may like we ve gotta thirty million dollar contract for you in your like holy fuck. Is it It's like what do I have to do that you have to earn thirty million dollars yeah. It's like wait. What's the contract yeah,
I just worked for you for a decade, but they give you that advance up front and you're like I'll I'll. Take it slight exactly so, you didn't do the math, they got us by the balls. These ticket prices, right, but everybody out this contract problem, albeit a casino in philadelphia locks with, I suppose, but is doesn't it make the big money is natives fuck and pay their native philadelphian. The gay with us. that allows hetty alive and juridical so talking to the lady she's as well the question: how old are you the smoked he drank and I was like nah? No, no, not really wanted wanted to cocktails bar guys go, we might be drunk and I have a drinking problem ever among over right now, but to drain away and then she's like we're about Let go. I tried I dummies for every now and then a slave
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Joe here you with some serious, I get quiet itself. Which is what gives me reverse, because at the beginning of every episode, I don't talk true and I started I fucked up and I just our yelling. Yes, and then what I remember you play videos and I'm just like works. Why are we gonna come at other bees? Rogan just go even just talk about who is nonstop yeah. This monkey here is a certain Three, the rubicon. God knows that, knowing how many so curious at any point of only really come here, I want to show you how we can avoid dodge the one whose business it was real and enjoy gale Really I do a karate move jody billing. essentially start you telling me shoulders store
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showed. I thought the kid earns gave us all. Your high school got. It localize go about about high school. Vegas I wanted orleans without were Adam Adams, Friedland, vegas, really yeah. I thought for sure he was in new york, jew yeah, like the most new york, do possible crazy, look and do what we ve just had a crazy gaston. did Chet hanks yeah, thanks ass, that guy's awesome yeah. That's awesome, very funny, yeah totally and on the joke. who did well on that who's. The black lady that had that. There was no way z were usually while it fuck. It did well what'd. He doesn't like me a while she was like come on. Gimme somebody's like no fuck up you just get out of this he held in his day in the pocket. He had some insane joker quote.
oh he's, like a dog. If I catch a car it'll. What I'll? I don't know what to do with it. He came at Eric Andre is the worst guest of all times that it came in trying to like make it funny cause fuck. Are we gonna fuck with you, yeah the hours I actually, I actually respected in response to their countries any was addicted. would he say he was a year decode the whole show is you being an asshole to people. I wasn't going to be the butt of the joke or like something along those lines. Yeah he's not wrong. I guess he took a dirt bike and was driving around on set the day. Yeah you mean Hannibal punch, somebody yeah, fucking, yeah, there's a dirt bike there, that's great, that's a great response like he wrote the dirt bike around. So I was like roles yeah. He was in an episode of atlanta. He just had a trinidad accent the whole time. Really it was pretty great for him. What do you think? Do you think Tom watches that and he's like, oh jeez, or is he like? Hey? That's a fun son,
I think it's the ones that I think at this point. It's a fun funds I think for awhile. It was a little like ooh this kid. What's this kid going the yankees. As the other kid was, the car is a great actor yeah, but yet he went. You know. Family business and the other guy went road. the other. I follow in your footsteps and tom exactly which went live in my shadow, the other one's like I'm, going to be online. General have on must be patois out of israeli fuck. You dad you're better, while I said read it It is, but that's all over the internet. By the way I wrote a pedophile joke for your vase yeah. He did it in the monologue at the. Global golden globes or whatever or rose on the congo. I just wrote of ice baby cut. This really say it though I was a big surveys van what he did the whole trashing. Wherever the minors are so good, except the word from alsace, Al Qaeda? They haven't network yeah
The so you I know is your friend all that, so I sent him a batch of jokes, I wrote and on twitter idea dm on twitter, some bad jokes and he wrote back hey man, I'm probably not going to use any of these, but there's some funny stuff, and I appreciate it. I like your work and I was like, oh whatever I used one and it was a pedophile joke and then that they cut to Tom hanks. It goes that met the world, but it was pretty. Girl were congrats yeah, just how long rows of six years It goes. I just threw it out there. You never know proposed now, keep Our group does not want people to know that he writers, o embryos, writers for those won't furtive that's! Where we'll talk about it. You only got bad I don't think that it's known everybody who's anybody that does the latter has rags? Ok, but that's all glasses number one credit
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in the mirror and alike again. Do it by butchered there, but it's yeah, that's good enough! That's that's! Wonderful! Keith. With new material ordering kills with a black disabled guide, murdering come I been a a good thing about high school football. Yeah boss fosters hosting what's the old standard right after Keith had the stroke and the follow them comes in with his with his. You know, and right handle fucked up and he's trying, and he goes. You know how hard it is. Hollywood they auditioned Keith. This crazy thing happened to them and they auditioned for the role of a man with a heart attack and one arm doesn't work I like studying fucking nailed the role in the gulf. Sorry, we need a guy with a left hand, doesn't work yeah. I did patrice benefit this year. They played to the fucking jeopardy music for his when he walked on stage took me? Several vos introduce the music.
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We started us, we never had a regular real commerce and what we ve made fun of each other. A lot you gonna media like what's up Joe, you fucking idiot fuck, you- and this is like a bright enough here. It might be the best hang. He is immigration, as he is he's, also one guy who's about to throw up and will still try to get you to do shots were them yes, guardy lud shot and does so stupid and we'd all cause your posts for ten minutes around. We start to grow. Throw up also he's a sheer talker he's a should target as after a thrive nor shall I really aligned He was gone in who'd you get who s here, it'll, be a couple of ladies got it pretty hard on the chin there, and this is all It's the elegant out. Then Lewis comes in with Robert Kelly unbeknownst. What the story, what the show is and I'm like- hey hood ticket. He was just pretending to be an audience member like how about this guy, so we just shut on Bobby Kelly. It was good.
I mean the people are like standing on the walls sitting in the city on stage it was crazy. It was the last minute ad was great. You've got to do that. Every year we gotta do it at the comedy fest in new york. Fuck, it do it at montreal. Now they gotta do what's his name, a macho who's guy. Does this stay? The union Oh kindler yeah, just one gig yeah. He does the state of the union, as I do don't even in comedy police have got to eat and is no little fuck threec real anywhere. Anyhoo. Yes, that's good! You got to you got a gig right. I guess shows minutes in an hour yeah you should go as braga yeah. I gotta go down there too. I gotta fuckin. late spot, the sponsor. Where night- and I am delighted to take over of Joseph Barbara in common- I tore the mid west-
and it's easy, however, area yet come. I think they'll be welcoming nice. Let's get turned up the little bit I'll, just hang and highest Yeah, fine, I well! I got you, don't thereby leverage birds, lady goodbye, thank you
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