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every summer time due warning in the pool.
but he's still like you, don't they have steps in the pool to go down the top step or there's barely any water covering it. If you go bare ass on that and fart on that off, there's like a spider yeah. I remember, though, it's like a shower say: noise here are pretty wonderful to have you push it against the wall or crack a lie
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was it really wonderful story? Go it alone.
now Milwaukee gone wild, I went to Milwaukee go out Friday night. I go home yeah taking these let's or was it thursday it there's ephrata thursday night ass. I get take these on thursday. I goes straight.
Back home la muse's like I'm, going to go out and use the scooters, I'm gonna scoot around town, nice and then the next morning we wake up. We go la mer, not going to get breakfast and he's like I went. I went to an orgy last night. What he's chewing his nails?
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said he got there the initially the story was he showed up and he was I now. This is for me tat. He left me. They see vague for this already,
Then I have it the outside.
His story was he got there. It was like. I can't do an orgy. Who am I? What am I thinking here? I gotta get out
like you not, I got ripped off in scale chronically drowned out. What have you like now I get in there I texts at home. They said
the girl,
the end they're too busy falcon and I was like well then wait.
You paid seventy five dollars to be a part of an orgy. You got, you actually went to the hotel,
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I believe every word you're saying I take it on snapchat, I think, is that the ticket is fake.
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Duped in my younger days on their own nigh
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went back to my hotel sucked going to get blown all the lady wasn't. Even there give me the money- and I was like fuck, I David glitters, you just know I was just like in wyoming and twenty one years old man yells at you when you're sitting on the bed at least er, I didn't even get in there. He was just in front of you that came out from the side of like the motel.
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one of us getting the julius, recycle julius family, gunnar.
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I dunno. I didn't want to do that. I was just like I second guessed it like wait. I broke it down within one minute,
three. I am you had a change of heart,
we like not where the whole weight of the days and then it is changed your mind. That's too many girls for me, or you know that
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the forty seven year old, maryland easterly, or I told I told you about this, but the boys. I think I told you what happened to me. I told you last week, I'm here I thought about the swimming thing. Oh yeah yeah, I told you about yeah. I saw those boys it's nice to go on adventures on the road yeah, I'm very reluctant. I need someone to be like come on. Let's do it.
Are you gotta get out and see that city man see how these fuckin cities do their ideals magazine? Dude I get out there. What happened
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and it was me and a couple other comics. Unlike you, santa Barbara
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we what's gonna look immaculate increases goes. Can you please shot the fuck yeah? This guy was trying to be the most like hoss.
little housed in the higher the arm, and I hear that from a where are you guys? It was for taping right yeah,
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go wrong. I don't want to be fuckin thinking about ready in my class,
Chris Wright everyone, and he was just like simmering. I was like yeah yeah short fuse dude, I mean it was fun to see him awhile because he popped off nasty style at this very handsome man. It's like what happens if you see dads that act like that.
refused it out now.
Happening that we're all getting old yeah. Did you see it like we're all becoming men that are, like god, dammit dude? I was I gotta: go. Do this fuckin, my gps. The whole way up, I was like
looking at the matter. No, he
was like telling her where to go, but exploring alternate route. So I the clicking this way clicking this way, and I
listen. I was a guy you're, gonna left and my phone was like. Take your right now.
I almost went onto the median, I'm like no matter where you go and we just stopped on the top ave major he's elderly yeah
it blows my mind. I thought you were like a fresh eyed, bushy tailed. Twenty four year old,
his grey bearded? I have a great
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I buy the early on in the beginning. The process, as I understand it, go ball, did fuck it
and I started going like. I would give up
I had said that somebody else.
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I was reading a mac anyway to interpret these intelligent document. It is decided to use by dint of you read about if you do read it the problem. As we read about what's going on in palestine, Israel, it's like genuine.
the fucking heinous. Now he has written a regular magazine on the way up here, and it was just like their describing. There is a compelling hawaii, something not the.
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the early there on the frontier settlement, the cowboys cowboys and they go,
other they lay german ngos and also like lions. There were the palestinian commands,
yeah dude. These guys just got used to jewish cowboys, got shot and they're just shot to death in their apartment and then dudes went and just lit the fucking place on fire. Like israeli news came that citizens lit it on fire, the government's like y'all come on. We gotta play by the rules. Well, that sounds just
honourable, do it it's it's just you read evaluate this. Is it's a horrific we're going on with no end in sight is always likes to exhibit groups rising up. It's pretty not yet all bad, very bad
the only get into a year in china by switching to their currency
The dollar were, I fired,
whether they are switching the china currencies anyway says
china in life
india,
saudi arabia's, the big one right. They start trading oil. In
in china. You on what you want: you ain't yeah. Whatever there
shit. Anita areas. Are you still? No rwanda are these things fearmongering. I don't think I dont yeah. Of course everything you look at. The news is like it's it's happening
it's all going. Bed coming down,
and it's like. Ok, they switch. So then america becomes, like fact, money wise. It's like what do you think's going ahead?
we're going to take that lightly, Dana Dana every fortunate sun, blaring everywhere or slide over yeah fuckers canada is burning. Good links we didn't have to up. We could link with those boys do totally fine. We don't need anybody else's money. We are awesome
Mexico and Canada has all the oil we have everything. Mexico has got the labor. We need right here, dude, where we can chill. We can continue to chill and also have Brazil. Hadrian's gonna still be there for you on that'd, be sick and we're like hey guys, we're invading china right now.
protests
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the statue of liberty in it was a great man in both word and deed. Ass. Soon, ass, they had done. Nothing goes to paris.
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pretty each others and for his ear you would be furthest from the biggest crate
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in a situation like them appears is gone
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may. I saw the very others like a very nice message.
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It sounds just like yep we're fucked yeah. What did I told you, and I did that when I did it five grams of mushrooms that I liked I was like coming back into my body and I came back. I remember how the world was set up and it was like a big time bug out yeah. I was going like the sisters, so I'm in a country and there's other countries, and they all have fucking like I was imagining like bar
wired fences and like weapons and shit, I'm like they're mad at each other. I was like oh man, I was so bummed when we see what's everyone doing, but you have to get money. You know
Oh man sounds like reconstructing the world and literally coming back to it and going like houses. Single als is all thing set up and I went
that's scary, hero. What's the other options, did that's what we think we are
If we can get to go along with the system, we are thinking. No thank you getting. If everything is where you getting of market office, z right our true true that china, we therefore he was established,
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and when they travel
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whereby the were definitely still hit. Hidell fuckin.
Blair and bush had to like be like? No. This is good, it's good. We did this we're bringing democracy to the middle east, and so they called gaddafi and they were like they will lift the sanctions. Just say you got rid of your nuclear program, but he never even came close to having so he was like yes, I deal then he had to. He had to claim responsibility for like a terrorist attack that a plane there was a bombing and some scottish plane and I, but then they they had to like do a pr thing to make him like.
Now that they brought him back in the good countries? They'd be like he's actually one of the great thinkers in the middle east as they sat him down with three other intellectuals in england, and he had his green book is his book. The third way
didn't I want to know is that, like Jesus Christ,
I will certainly be reading one I was like this makes no fucking jessica. We're like the good grasp of modernity, keeps us from like actually doing anything new, because we can imagine any way out of like this gilded cage we live in since they what's next, I don't know
It feels pretty good yeah. Let's just keep it how it is yeah as long as they don't change, don't improve, keep it. This rules, yeah that does kind of rule, but then like we're all being poisoned and beautiful daughters can of water. Now you know source water.
Ashes, update I'm prepping now, but I literally have a bunch of solid my house what it was
for a while water is what was done
for a while. Yet I gave you lived in philly like you wanted,
years ago. Unity in the school was rail. Piles of human shit, your hands on your kid would get fuckin true, cholera, yeah yeah.
If the void was this, it's not new that you can't drink out of the schedule so that that's my thing they figured out the set up now I'll have to figure out how to not set ups dude. It's I think. In the seventies, there was four billion people, and now we're by twenty thirty they're saying we'll have four billion overweight, slash obese, which is kind of a victory,
we lap yeah. It's a spike in the entire world population. Nineteen, seventy five in two thousand and thirty will be. Oh, have been it'll begin a beast planet basically and they fear it is going to see us as fuel
too many too many sits. So safety units length is so sick. They just run at things or walk towards things yeah. What is funny is that margo log style and his role nail yeah. It would just take like
everyone in the developed countries, you just take twenty percent of their food- emulate I'll share this area over the edge.
So everyone jill and without filling out most
stream. Elimination shall remember that. That's me, the war with china's can be a bunch of fats rolling down. There is a lot of aachen digress down. I like it
material or if you
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seems up against, says that sucks, emu elsewhere team up india,
What I think any ideas I need my rose to the brows any job back
is there we might need to be president dude, I mean he was doing better than now.
did you see by after the national shooting. Now he was having he had like a press conference right away, but it wasn't for the national soon he was just doing like a white house meeting
It was like a small business meeting, but he comes down there. Like the president's about to speak about the nashville shooting he goes, it goes my name's Joe Biden, the wife of DR jill Biden. I like vanilla.
Like chocolate, chip, ice cream snow came down your desire theirs and chocolate chip screens.
Did you think I got a whole freezer other upstairs he did I do it either.
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but it wasn't.
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He was giving a small meeting with a small business
always getting jerry. You get laughs
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he whispered speakers. Will he lorries whispering to make a point
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he was in canada. I watched him address canadian pilot projects,
let us now and then I watched him deal press conference with trudeau after
it's, as somebody was, I guess, and so they match
given russia weapons, he was like. Everybody has
they're gonna, give him webpages all time, guess what they haven't. I
yeah. What's wrong, Yang yang twins, you going union to russia, tell her really want to use,
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give him away. You gotta give us your house, you gotta, give them real estate, yeah whoa. What are you doing?
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lion's lair and me, and my co host roger went around and we were like by people beers and put a boner pill in there,
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and then we just gotta watch people like
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it's like once everybody was out, everybody was out doing something I was like. I'm sleeping in ye got one off oh yeah, into a sock and to keep the sock in
in the bed had I only that I hunted into my shamefully through my luggage
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when asked the secretary reserves that I dont really our staff that the airline by a fuckin, fair black lady,
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yeah as soon as they did that I was like there's no way you guys would get my luggage because, like I told the lady, when she did, I was like
sure you gonna get my luggage under the other blaine she's. A yes get of course led him, a walking back out there
hmm I go to the united desk. It was a. It was the black lady. She was like your problems with american, so I went over to america and was an asian man who worked his hardest. Works is
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me and she was ass. I told you your problems with american mike
just forth on what he's left it at that yeah I was like well, I lost you, guys lost my luggage. Can you I didn't even say it. I was like oh okay.
ok yeah, yeah
and there is no line. She was literally just sitting there
mike you now and around. I wasn't like here and there.
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said I know you're buried in here, but is there any chance? You got this and she was like honey.
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go through me, they're good. I try you know and then I get no response. Maybe I was doing a show. I made time. I was also doing a show doesn't feel good.
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izzy yeah to realize things yeah. He was a retard that you got enough openers on the first show. I said that too many I got three. I wish you I wish you would have asked yesterday
Oh then, when I said that you said I felt bad about asking, then I was like, if I don't ask, maybe you'll think I'm a dick and don't like him. I've been fighting a private war, my mind about it.
You understand. I do like you and I hope you vague. It shows us that I totally understand a nice text there.
I told you understand. I like you too, I think a very funny. You said I knew
Would you the man I have to do this fuckin midnight show now so not
I'll see you at all
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Apso lately would have said. Come hang out at a bar real loggerheads here, no or not. That was the that was it. We have no proof if racket,
anyway, he's recover. Socks and areas says. I'm sorry, I didn't say that the openers requite nice, but now we are close, causes cause, drew ski was in town whose risky committee then that these were friends with drake. While he was in town. I knew I could financial my way into their
I said what, if I can get drew skis, show the drizzy drake's going to be there yeah sure enough, drake they were like yeah, you can come over. The drake showed up and they're like nah we're pretty busy as fuck.
the orgies. That was the order out there. These days and yeah, we're not going to hang out with O'Connor posted a photo of like a cool like upstairs ballroom area, and it looked like that might be drake in the photo, and then he took it down pretty quick, and I was like, if they're hanging out with drake right now and I didn't get the invite, I'm going to be really wounded. Let me tell you, okay,
and it happens here- I'm not inviting anyone, okay go, and that makes me feel that no one's invited yeah, it's just you and him one on one, I'm gonna, it's just gonna, be me and him laughing and having fun. I listen to every day, I'm so sick. You listen to me all the time you guys on go. Karts can be a montage of best friend and the battery is going to be unbelievable. How much drake definitely likes me he's tired from behind me.
big, overcharge shake his head again pushed the five security. I don't know what it is. I am yours he's not you don't know that EU area guys
excited shady diac. You might be a shade yeah, the sky sky, that you're also a shania, quite true yeah who's, going to step up and take his place. He was like king alpha drake yeah drake was like the king of the culture. He was king of modern pop culture for awhile.
It forever. That's for sure, for a while longer than anybody to g was ahead of him there. Yes, turkey,
him, unlike the human eye, to brought a lady of the humongous ass.
yet a ladder brought in a given region lies with drink from the wheelchair. Yes right
and they were the top of everything
dray became the top of everything, and now who's gonna hit the top rise.
Good? Someone's gonna hit the top who's gonna, be theirs young, there's young dude doing now, but I'm too old for yeah. They, I hate them all. True
You know le maire, whose number one loretta yeah.
or who's like a young cool guy, that's going to take drakes. Oh I dunno. If it gets playboy carti, actually a campy. I think that's the guy
so you guys are going to start dressing like vampires.
There has been a barrier now, I'm thinkin. Is he a vampire guy play we're going?
India is the red hair, like he's kind away like Michael
microsoft, hold your slowly shifting
or a borrowed yeah it'd, be scary theory. I think your view, your view, your vote, maybe a little bitch you didn't. Guy them is written, anime black eyes, regular the guided only like eyes all kinds taken soon at his triangular lucifer, it's gotta be a year
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I loved. When I was like. Oh my god, it's cool. I wouldn't do that too. I would think I'd think about doing it all the time
his grow. My lovely just look in arabic,
become a jack there. Then I want
were those flowing white gowns that arab you can do it. You go to dubai, you can wear it. I know I wanna wear it here. You could you do that too. I don't think so. It looks ridiculous on ample
by now, but I will try out of me. I've seen wide use doing westphalia. Theirs is why guy who went for muslim was a big.
the earning their browser if you're fat, it looks in, say it now, a silly you fucking nuts,
now. You are now less gigantic. The eggs
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you staggered increases near.
we should switch to a patchwork. We had our thirty four. Oh I like it sam you so good mom,
you so fond of you guys you the nurse or to their sorry about it. You guys so much. I have
it's kind of now
there's something yes, I've, a podcast culture. We behemoth, which I only ever plugged anywhere on the worst at it, but listen to that. If you enjoy this kind of humor also philadelphia, I will be at the helium comedy club on April nineteenth
and that'll sell out. I hope so. Yeah yeah get on that guy. All my dates are at sam talents: dot com, hell yeah, oh stress factory, please new brunswick! This weekend, please, yes, new brunswick, new jersey get the fuck out. I added a bunch of shows yesterday dude when you post that and then the next
one is they're all sold out. I get fired up on your behalf. It makes me very happy. I love to see someone funny when it makes me very happy that concern oh dude, because you see all these people post dates and then the next thing they post it's like it's sold out.
Like, I would bury your ass and you don't want to follow me, but yeah. It was nice when someone good gets it ultra update if you're, if you're in Boston April, seventh and eighth m b, a hideout comedy. Please correct me: attitude, yep, Denver, comedy works April, thirteenth, Houston, Atlanta, at checkout, guard dogs, new pot, yeah dude. It's all the rage, the super ultimate audio visual experience, swap it like that name, a lot dude three postman,
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