Lovett Or Leave It takes a Sirius turn as we host this week’s show from our brand-new location. When Lovett goes high, Marcella Arguello gets even higher, while London Hughes joins us from across the pond to make America sound downright utopian. Congressman Ro Khanna tells Big Business do not pass go, and definitely do not collect $200. Bobby Berk gives the queer side eye to 2023’s most played-out interior design trends, and we roll the Rant Wheel all over the 2024 Candidate Playlist, because yikes.
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What's up everybody world going to love it or leave it back to school addition, you know what that means. Country gives me a sorely I steal, Brien's lunch money, Brian sauce, malcolm in a locker and malcolm guess, how you cigarette to smoke under the bleachers, because we're all bullies you route for he loved her leave it and what a bully show we have for you marcel our way: oh guests, the cause of drugs and the main streets of los angeles, as provided by the lapd london huge size which side of the pond is better and then helps you figure out how to handle your bullies. Congressmen row connor's here to bust some trust, him Bobby Burke, trains that queer eye of his unquestionable design choices and the rent we'll because summer is over, but I'm
hot under the collar, and you
to pretend to be a much bigger audience. Do great engraved adrian great everybody, just corrosion. It
you see my twice as many people, but we can do better, but first
let's get into it. What a week
the Tucker carlson aired an interview with a convicted con artist named Larry Sinclair, who, in two thousand eight rented a room at the press club in Washington, to claim that back in eighteen, eighty nine he smoked crack and had sex with Barack obama.
It sounds like we up in a bar outside and there's this guy introduced to me. As for all the love, I give him the garage you have fifty dollars to pay, for.
I see danger, and you just know next thing I know he's battle pipe and he's funny.
personally:
I was pretty surprised by obama's response to this. Okay, just to know the press club event in two thousand and eight ended with sinclair being arrested for an open warrant in delaware for blowing Joe Biden, shouted sinclair as he was removed from the venue yeah for anyway. Obviously this a ridiculous obama isn't gay. If he were gay, would he have been able to resist this thing strutting up and down the western hallways? Looking all sexy my jose bank suit pitted through, even though my bike was an e bike when sinclair
where's claimed you had sex with obama. In two thousand eight, a political blogger challenged him to lie. Detector tests sinclair failed. That test then claim
the blogger rigged the test with the help of obama adviser David Axelrod. If you know David Axelrod, imagining him rigging, any kind of technological device is about. As plausible as imagining him free soloing to the top of EL capitan, a judge declared Donald trump liable for defamation and e jean carroll second lawsuit against the former president. The only question for the jury will be over damages to pay me once shame on you to pay me twice we're skipping the damages you fucking idiot
citizens were responsibility and ethics in washington investigative legal group has filed a lawsuit against trump claiming a clause in the forty. The memory of the constitution prevents him from running for president. We ve got him this time. Treated resistance. Wine mama's, her lonely two year old, develops a lifelong, anxious attachment style.
Turns out apparent
John campi president, because already required to take the job of the man who killed at the insurrection santa claus.
Meanwhile, a handful of trumps, dozens of co defendants in his for criminal cases have begun flipping against him, with their lawyers blaming the former present for their actions. Who could have imagined that a group of the most opportunistic treason his people in america would be capable of such betrayal,
is an important lesson. I think, though, for people socially for kids, look, you left, but you're right.
the most famous person involved in a vast criminal conspiracy,
I feel good in a moment, but it's dangerous.
Yet ain't to be. You don't need the tapirs and nothing
just having a rudy there's that safety on tuesday,
Former head of the proud boys, Enrique tarja, was sentenced to twenty two years for
part of the january six attack on the capital, things seem hard for
right now, but it's about to get a lot better.
Imagine if you went to jail for the crime of loving Hillary duff too much
you loved hilary duff so much that you rioted, because she fucking rules
and then you go to prison and a year into a twenty year term, who's, your new roommates multi, high fitted singer actor shining star. Hilary dove goes out:
I'm sick of, say mitch, Mcconnell released a letter from the capitals onsite doktor saying there is no sign that the sentiment already leader had a stroke procedure just by two incidents which Mcconnell froze, while speaking on camera, so everybody can relax. The scent of minority reader is just an ongoing medical mystery.
We're. As a society, we are treating Mitch Mcconnell like a check engine light like something is clearly wrong. We don't know what it is and every once in a while, he just stops. He does hit him on the back of the head and he starts back up again when someone fucking
These is mid sentence and stands there for thirty seconds in a stupor and they had to escort him off. It's not reassuring when the doktor says we don't know. What's going on, you
want to know like oh good. We figured it out
you're concluded a letter by saying now. If you'll excuse me, I have several living corpses in my waiting room, who need to be told that their senators and healthy enough to serve
then in a Wednesday press comrades, Mcconnell, said that he had no plans to set down telling reporters. I have no announcements to make on that subject. I am going to
my term as leader and I'm gonna finish my sent a term events
there until Thursday press conference
meanwhile when the san francisco chronicle ass Diana Feinstein on Wednesday, why the aging senator had given her daughter power of attorney Feinstein said she had not later. She called
I to say that on second thought she had.
And even more encouraging during the second call. She sounded much younger
just by her. That's like look, we gets of diarrhoea still come and don't worry other if it weren't for the week when someone a diary on a plane so bad. It's news.
Who's out of my favorite choke, just
weeks ever does Jana to say: what's was elected to those causes frame court. Thank you. I said it correctly. Republicans in the save have called for her impeachment, despite the lack of any grounds before she heard a single case. Why, if she is impeached, even if not convicted in removed, she would not be allowed to sit for cases until the inquiry is resolved, which would deadlock the court at three three and stop the court
from throwing out gerrymandered maps and protecting abortion access is, is a disgusting attempt to subvert democracy and overturn a fair election. You be the judge, please be the
they ve been pete. Shall the judges?
on Wednesday, mexico supreme court decriminalize abortion nationwide, making abortion legally accessible in all thirty two states,
Yeah, I do it
This is mike over border patrol eyes, a new one. We ve got some people swimming the other way.
They're, ok, but I just don't know. I don't stop those ones right
Let those ones through a summit
this has brought myself. The ones go on this way MIKE.
yeah,
or reporting on a string of robberies and the chicago area. News crew was robbed at gunpoint during the recording, in addition to the
his personal items. The assailants also took the new stations camera. This was then
Four braided into a new report from the station about chicago's troubling rise in dramatic irony, so
some? Seventy thousand people were trapped, burning man over the weekend after heavy rains, hit devout as blackrock desert and turn the roads in and out of the festival into thick mud. Hey
What do you call? Seventy thousand people trapped and starving a burning man, a good start
tragic,
One death has been confirmed, sorry
tragically only one death has been confirmed,
Sadly, Joe Jonas and Sophie turner file for divorce after four years of marriage source reportedly told TMZ Joe, had access to a ring camp that here
had captured sophie saying and were doing something that made him realise the marriage was over. I love this.
Single detail with the level of vagueness that says hey budget,
machination run wild west
We turn around on the front porch in the middle, the night fighting coyotes in eating out of the garbage like a raccoon, almost
not, but this
then hold space for that beautiful possibility
he's apprehended you people after discovering someone had smashed a huge hole through a section of the great wall of china. Why can't? Why can't we
one vacation without you bringing your work into. It said mrs kool aid man as she was, as she was carted off in handcuffs by regional security officials. Anyway, I don't see the problem they used to have a great one. Now they got to pretty good walls,
What was outrageous is, after crashing into the great while the perpetrator looked directly into the cameron said that a leave a mark completely demolishing the historic fourth wall of china.
right
A team of marine scientists working off the coast of Alaska have discovered a mysterious golden or breasting deep on the sea floor,
we're sure, there's a completely natural explanation for this, and it does it. You know grand wishes or anything. The lead researcher told reporters as a newly single Joe Jonas kissed her on the forehead and handed her yet another zero calorie taco.
and finally in our favour news of weak, a delta flight to spain,
was disrupted after two hours when the pilot notified
air traffic control that a passenger,
diarrhoea, all the all the way through the airplane, and let me
you something it was only,
the grace of god that I
the second worst diarrhea on the plane. That day, the everyone is treating this like a joke, but this is what happens when someone smuggles more than three point four ounces of a dangerous liquid on board the scanners
can't catch. This
another passenger road and opposed both. My wife and I were on the flight. It was a mess. The pilots made the right decision to turn around the ground through ripped out the carpet and put new in first of all
who you have a wife. It was
pretty lucky wasn't pretty, but on the bright side, if this didn't he,
and the ground crew would never have discovered the planes beautiful vintage hardwood floors. Also replacing the carpets. Nice try that plane is done,
Is it a verbal heart and push it into the ocean? I host
love the idea that everyone's questioning, whether the pilot made the right call like I want this pipe
as the new sally. I hope the national transportation safety board runs a bunch of diarrhoea simulations to see if he could mediated to barcelona
light from Atlanta was ultimately forced to turn around and returned to hartfield jackson, airport
after receiving medical attention on the ground, the passenger,
former new york city, mayor, rudy, giuliani, recovered fully and died.
When we come back a dispatch from the flier last weekend, tens of thousands of interesting people were stranded in the desert. After heavy rains had burning man, flooding the roads in and out of the festival tonight.
bring you the untold story of the debacle, as recorded in one burners letters to his girlfriend, while one of his.
Our friends he's polly because
explains. Humans are naturally monogamous,
my dearest amanda there
small heavy upon the plan tonight and I am tripping boss, I write to you from the meagre shelter of my tent, which was their condition before the generator flooded, which is now
bullshit. I beseech you my love. Listen to this app idea, a generator that cannot flood.
because it's on the blockchain is that anything, my sweet amanda jumping to host a fathom high anyway, I pray you think it a sound notion for I have secured for us an angel investor who I met when by divine providence, our electorate
cycles collided during all white spirit. Reading of the will to change by bell hooks but
I'll. Tell you more upon my return for now. I must make ready to bio hack, my location, which is too
walking
fear my solar powered strobe light, brace? It will not. Last your morn yours Zachary. We come back von drugs,
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it was as like yeah. I know, there's a lot of issues in the world
but at the end of every episode
to make one point yeah, and I want to make it well and its.
That is my point, but I mean to say it. So often it won't be odd and then
gonna come around to be cool. Guy was a call.
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bob darker saying I have a flat farmers want, not a term. I think that it would have you know, but
but it's like what something that I can tell people every day. Eleven fifty nine journey- I am that's when the morning is,
that will actually work. You know yeah, I bet it did work. I think it worked. I just definitely you know like when I was a kid. I was like wow, that's so cool yeah with the animals, our problem, you grow up and you're like couldn't pick something.
Oh heavier like aids or some shit, brow was actually real problems back in the day,
people could do with their dogs to stop. I know what I'm saying you get any, even like a where protection nurse aids out their donated.
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I don't care about animals,
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tat. I got to say right audiences re, this guy looks
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when it was cocaine,
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without the federal mix, it is a good price
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He's selfish bastard, but yeah. Listen. If you listen aims,
just be careful when you're doing drugs and experimenting get fentanyl test strips please for the love of your life, be careful out there yeah, that's the lesson from the sheet. Yes, the sheet is no good yeah and they're washing
I don't understand why they're keeping it a secret, I think
they're just trying to like be pretend like they don't know. What's up, that's it
any final thoughts on bob barker may he rest in peace. He was a little bit of a creep, but what old man isn't
Thank you! So much worse, I think she is headliner, be improv. On September fifteenth he has to get those dig at least contact me I'll, be mean to you. If you want
that's your thing, an advert for me. It s the mars,
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my dearest Amanda
conditions are bleak. My truck
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supplies are dwindling, thankfully
blow brought enough ostrich. Jerky, for what he must have imagined would be a far more comprehensive orgy of last year. I remain trapped knee deep in his god, forsaken goo sober, except for the dm tee o my love. From my vantage apply. I have witnessed such hours. I saw one of the chain smokers ripped to pieces by a mob of tech dad's who was screaming about it. They don't feel like their forty, so they aren't. I saw crying. Women need her own steam, punk goggles ice.
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the london the lady now to setting our next year's calls resolve the comedy beyond say, which means I need a nickname, welcome to the stage
other santa Anna larry's person is lenin. He's in it are you do unwelcome good to see a good to see how things were being here?
how did we get comes ages cross towards me?
as you wish in your you. Do you have a book out living my best life on yonder ha, hun hun
about five hundred workers live on ya. Know I get it now. Then you just go.
Moving from the uk to pursue common eu us the answer you made more money in one year and america than your whole life in Britain? Yes, what made comedy in the uk someone will not simply is that currently what may comedy? Okay so much harder? What may comedy?
uk so much harder?
I'm not a white man right have basically lie, Bryn lies
dynamically races so, like
I'm gonna go you the end, what your face but like who, just like one, sometimes
and so they treat you in a way where, if you're, not
what guy does not offering you re became it get to the top like accede in an comedy like.
the main thing comedy acting anything an entertainment. It just paste
a white man and on the opposite of that, so it didn't work from eight eighty,
I was doing well, but you know you stuck
maintaining this level. I just kept watch in all my life. What got like my friends it just like you!
they will come and take, which I can they be famous, either overnight.
Your parents like how comes
aims it on tv and your, nor am I james dick mamma dont know so that's basically,
happen. I just was a black women in england trying to be a comedian and that's why
It was harder by america.
a black women they placed me? Like you, america, I do the best time.
Think there's a lot of I mean, I think
lot of people. That would be.
rise to hear that? The? U s comedy scene, is not riven by
Systemic raises a man with a shocked when listen
The biggest communities in the world by now come from america, and most of them are black men. So,
really and truly america that you do when it comes
right through them in committee, amount through other net. We would like a magazine, boat america, yeah,
no you look at the upcoming is what Goldberg, what success? One, what shape
so they even have eyebrows they that black women we ve. No eyebrows me like one of the biggest comedy, acted in a world in amerika. What are you pitcher show with weeping over? I did in the uk and they didn't want. It is that shock, indeed
Well, can you believe it
I will pay you a good looking for whoopi we're gonna go round america, because I'm trying to be brands ass to what we call back and we pitched it will be said. Yes, she loved to do it and
brace tv channel wanted it exactly exactly and that's when I was I I couldn't go so evoke the goal but of the ground, and I have no bids has been in this country. So I gave it there
and so,
Kevin hard flies you to las vegas. Yes, that's
sentence like Kevin. Hard flies you to las vegas that captures so much about business. Like you don't like it, I like that's a busy person so busy, yet
I love cabin these, my boy, so he saw a clip of medium and stand up like at this thing called the animal comedy festival which incite the brit biggest petrol in the world in scotland every.
August and I did a show their courts catcher, dick and
our metaphysics like ours, very funny, and eventually he basically was. This goes on
thing I need to me, but he saw a policy that could only meet him in vegas. We couldn't have a meeting with you. Couldn't you didn't have the time to like take away, so I just followed him around for the day, and that was and that's all we state were made in other times over in the schedule to talk to me, though we had to me in the back of his car, then in a hotel. We then backstage it's a massive venue right before you went on stage and yet it was great and on this point, because it was a maiden
how do people maintain that? What
Wouldn't you love that,
I have time for this, show I always say always I would be they receive. No, I look I like most importantly busy, just in the early days nobody's noise amazing busy
rich. Wouldn't you love that
just don't be busy.
We're gonna. I love it during college. Yes, you identified on facebook page. Yes, as
the universities. Thing is tat. There was an anonymous post and a lot of people dragged on their dragged me to feel any
the true, though
we will do in the dark, but they were on the cover and I was opposed to child for their her wish ways.
I would really the home I was. I was.
lovely guy, just like talking to boys boys, a great job in
sure, like I wasn't
it will go school and so lightly
at the time I got to university cause, we call you call it college, but we call it university by the time we go to university.
There was that so many men- and I just hadn t been in november
I remember that much dicks I was like whoa that guy was charlie and the chocolate factory how the EU the involuted style.
Go in there
these guys like talking to them and then goes for like she's talking to Germain on Monday and then tony on tuesday and she's a high, and I wasn't really cause, I went fucking dick. It was just conversation. We would do it,
you never figure out who made the post
no it was. A facebook had just been invented. A move that era guy's face
because it's only for like university students in the beginning and when it hit england, we were the fast university students to get it and yeah. Essentially, you could make a page and it's all anonymous. You can make a
then they it was called yet keep. My university was cooking universe. He knows cool kingston university uncovered we're uncovering the biggest hold on,
this was my bays and then
I have a facebook linked to my facebook account and then people like this go is a ho leave. Your comment and girls guys were just like yeah she's. This and girls were like yeah one time she left my my house of another guy and he was my boyfriend when he arrived, but he left with her mother thought true. That means you. Ain't got game. If I can steal your man, then that's a huge problem. So no I mean problem but yeah. That's a cool story. Thank you, but yeah
it was it was. It was horrible I was I was when I write about,
in my book, which is why you got it from it was a horrible horrible time. I was very sad. It sounds like there is a there is bullying in college, and then there was bullying in the comedy scene and I think a lot like a lot of the book is about overcoming bullying or you're right enough. It'd be boring
You get a reverse needs from I'll go content,
let him have fixed later.
others that I just bad subsidies. Trucks allow.
but like a lot of the book, is about overcoming bullies. Yes, what's yours sort of
your mother, your main lesson, Ben
You know going that where I didn't really at this time. I am very confident now look at me. I'm a babbage by wasn't always thank you. I wasn't always out very insecure and I used to seek validation in other people. Look at me when I'm,
in other words this. So I was out. I won't do it. We out, I went for you had just said so
listening there, but I was thinking about what we're going to next and I was looking for halley, who is our head writer belonging to ask a question to ask questions of you. I didn't know she was in here on the other side of the. Why are you decided to just look away from me well speed when I'm talkin bout, my ball mobility and be an insecure
and yes, because I have a lot of undiagnosed things. It's okay and one of them is that I don't care. If people don't look at me. While I'm talking- and I forget that people really care about that- because I was listening carefully about this- I know and I'll keep trying to sustain as long as I can. But the good news is, as this moment yes notified howe that I'm going to go to her now yeah, so she would actually have to look away. It's been like hey holly and do like of com
are you sure you didn't have to be rude and my thing now and now
can about you.
Yeah. We look, I think, there's a lot of ways. This could have been better for you know, that's that's what I'm gonna do republic. No, I think it's the currently a little bit. Both of our problem is you're here. One nuclear started because your higher ifor, because you're here, how can we do the next segment place?
no way. No, I won't tell me what you learn can know. I do care do. Actually I really do
I think that that can I do care. This is what we're going to hold okay, so we're going to do so. Basically,
I gotta get human charge. My ass, you favorite baby. That that's why I hope that's why he was shown vermin, audio a case of basic
why land ripe for being bullied was that when people billy you it's their insecure, is you know? Their problem is how they
themselves and you shining affects them in a way where they have to break you down. So if you get bullied is because the people on the wrong people that there, the main ones,
in your back bitch yeah, fuck, yeah you're, really nice, I go for a
I gotta tell you something
It's why human touch, eye, contact and compliments like. Are you trying to fucking? Kill me yeah, like I don't. I don't work like this like how awkward you I really like. I'm like hey. This is your show. You know I can call you can relax. This is if I could relax. None of this would be here. This is all because I can't they all love you that we're here for you babe. I don't know what we figured if you're going to fix me. You gotta fix me I'll. I don't think so. I said: what's the climate yeah twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, we're one podcast away from figuring it out yeah. It must be.
I did in this this this and this the law. Isn't there honey? Yes, it is. It's ok
One time when I was being bullied into the
mrs sats sorry miss ads,
was in front of the class and every time she would turn returned the board. The kid sitting in front of me and the kid sitting behind me would lift my desk and drop at one inch.
Ok, I just so. You know,
So it's just like she faces the board and then just bam. You not I mean they do well we'll
I mean I was listening. You do the thing you said lot,
No, but why not? But why that thing like one
this from, but paper boy
by widely lifting a. I don't know a thing: why are there museums filled with medieval torture, devices went hunting, works, gambling wanna be created when their mean that soon that's disgusting, I feel sorry for them how daddy I'm so he went for that thanks, but
They were trying to do your light because you're babbage and they all, then that I think I was
wearing no fear tennessee shirt that was eyes is to bear. I, and I think, probably they were re. Yes, what did they were right now, but you are that bit o.
Thank you.
use a baby, I'm about now unoccupied rugged. On July. You don't believe in a europe that is a bad beards is. Would you
There's a fine, hey, hey, say I'm about bitch.
I'm am a bad batch, but yeah I like about you, know it's great about those who is important about it. Do I was important about this. What I'm learning about this? Is there such a fine line between
in encouraging and bullying, and so I dont know I like, I think, like put this in a minor, cannot you're fucking me up right now, I'm sorry absorb now. Change tat was snakes. Here's what snacks legal for me! Here's where it is so
you ve had this experience of overcoming bullying howie our heads,
or had a bullying experience at, I believe, may have also involved facebook, latin bab,
Well, ok, first of all, I'm sorry was in the earlier. I was so I'll. Take your shit and I didn't know anything at that time and I was dead wrong, that what you are about to land. It wasn't like party or anything, I'm happy for you, but yeah. I had this experience. I thought I was like this is an interesting. So
This person, who I thought was like a friend of mine from high school.
Since we ever talk to him since they have been emulated, somebody was, I wasn't much class with them. Like you know, just someone
that, finally of messages facebook
thank you is becoming a use minister.
or was it served sums are trials that programme either way why any
said hey! I just want to let you know, I'm so sorry about how mean I was tutoring high school. I was so cruel to you and I I just really wanted to reach out. It really bothered me
the guy had reply like I thought we were afraid.
Oh wow, your reaction because I was like, if you do that, I would have just thought we were all kidding around, but then he did and I was like. Oh he hated you yeah. What do I do with that? Now? That's my question. To you know, there's nothing you could do that. Just sit in your shit like that line, but he apologized. He means that you're.
If you were on his mind, you he you were living in his house. Rent free is that the for the
I can say that makes it that's what you were doing so yeah you've already won honey. Oh thank you. Why do you think it's a little concerning that? He thought he was bullying you for years and you thought you were just chopping it up with a roasted with where you're at or roast saying what would you do with oh yeah? I know just not even want to get into it. Just just stuff a horrible rose stuff but like I was so I just was like yeah, that's like you do a friend would do or you feel he was nagging you to smash. No, no! No! No pros. I thought we were like you know. The place. Yeah ha see that that it's a common thing with women, because we're taught to believe that the minds mean to you it's because he likes ya. So, like any guy
you're shit and I'm like hooker, I, what aspects of EU area is desired, one
But now you ve won you want. I lie. Thank you. You can go
hey, you can go back and yeah for a second there and I'm so glad that your flight were, even though you didn't get to barcelona, that everything that yeah to take off, I gotta get back in there the taxi on the runway. For me, how keep everyone
They in fact, can I start by any final conference where the book, so it's good living my best life on following your dreams is no joke and it came out two days ago,
congratulations! The Alex just left new york. I went to barnes and noble in new york on fifth avenue and I signed copies and it was very surreal. I was like, oh my god, I've I've made it so yeah, it's crazy time. It's wild to write a book.
is another in two months. Ninety thousand words fugitive four pages to me:
I said no social media, no going
No alcohol, no dick, and I did it for two months and I the book is amazing, so proud of myself
that's cool. Thank you. Thank you. So much I don't worry. I can go to months without social media are assisted. Every he's really funny.
We three turned away what you looked away from me for a second, I wasn't hard showed a run. Now you change your head. I was listen. Do you ever less mvoo laana? You know what we can talk about this at all. I lay our fine. What's next, what the next segment living my best live on following your dreams is no joke. Is our now already check it out? London, you thank you so much I! So we come back yes, we cannot don't go anywhere, love it or leave it more on the wit level,
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of our shared changes gears here,
in silicon valley and congress, and he cofounded the antitrust caucus in the house. A man of contradictions. Please welcome congressman ro khanna. Thank you so much for being here now, let's start with this, and obviously it's not the most important topic. I imagine many of your most annoying constituents were trapped at burning man, this weekend's social media feed. What? If anything, could you have done to keep them there longer? Well? Well, they they feel like they have this dance.
Or spiritual journey, that's their morality. So you know that's part of the problem that then maybe they just need to have a different form of getting ethics. You view that, as entertainment, okay, I support that
so you're gonna be the only member of congress and maybe the only human being who has gone
on both hugh hewetts radio, show and bad faith, which is like a very lefty pie,
cast. But what makes it worth your time to go on, say like a right wing show where you know you're the ship I gotta be part of that
Album. I think in our politics. Is we have way too much certitude way too much sense that we know the truth.
what we have is morally superior. We're not
want to engage with the other side. I grew up in a belief that you engage other people
you listen to other people. You don't come with a view that you know everything so go,
on these shows. I sometimes I vehemently disagree, and sometimes I want to hear the other side and engaging conversation, and I know it sounds simplistic
if we just had more conversations in this country, genuine conversations not I want to go on
news. They went viral clipped,
no share with other people, think we do far better as a country. So
so we're in the middle of a strike in the entertainment industry that has now lasted more than four months. A lot of the contentious issues relate to how the business model must change and television film that's about streaming, but it's also about a budget consolidation. That's largest a few companies to control a huge part of the industry. Can you talk a little bit as someone who has co founder the chair that the carcass on anti trust?
What role do think anti trust regulation could play in making the entertainment industry a place
I say technology is not a licence for exploitation. Remember we look,
hit the strike very simply.
and you used to have you wrote the friends or he wrote seinfeld when you
have the reruns or when it would get syndicated, the writer would get compensated
now. If you were the writer for ted lasso or the writer for a show that does well, you apple or netflix, aren't even telling you
how many people are screaming bad and they do have way too much market share
because how many people do you have a choice of in going to these services, so in this case
I would just have regulation that
require them to disclose the amount of people who are watching a show and compensate basin
and that's why I stand with the writers and what they're doing, but I think more broadly, we do need to look at market concentration and make
sure that when you have companies you don't have unfair concentration so that you have power over workers or over.
Tumors in an unfair, wise Emmy used to be there was there are rules that
the dividing line between say, networks and studios, and you see this in a bunch of different industries right that you know the the networks control the way people see the content, they also make the comic con
Amazon controls the store they make stuff for the store apple controls, the app store they make stuff
or the store. Are there more structural changes that you would see, at least in entertainment, that fit in with this sort of problem? Like would do you think it's right that that a company like comcast they could own the cables
on the network taken on the studio, making the content that they can own the whole thing top to bottom traditionally
vertical integration, which are dying, there hasn't been a man, I press violation, but but I do think that there is a problem when you have apple or amazon, not only making the content but then privileges the contents,
amazon's making products and then there suddenly, when you go on to amazon search, those products come up first or apples make,
streaming service and then their prioritizing than in the abstract.
I would require is neutrality,
that if you are going to have one,
these products that you're making you can't favorite over other products and that was actually clover shorts, bell, which I thought was
a good start and unfortunate we didn't get it passed
in the absence of that, what did you think of the vine administrations rules that they put out in July, laying out a firmer anti trust regulations? I think that the
It was a good start and that will guide people like lena com and the justice department to take
stronger action, it will curb some.
The worst practices, because they know there's an activist division at an end,
if this injustice, but it can't take away the court's run of the courts, are still gonna
be ruling, unfortunately often against the the agencies.
the law hasn't changed, but I think that the
frustration turn it on
first to speak to something deeper. I represent
A strict silicon valley that has
and trillion dollars. A market value is literally one. Third of the Essen p. Five hundred apple google, intaglio Cisco you ve, had
consecration of obscene amount of wealth in places like the valley, new york, l, a
and at the same time, when you go around the country, you gotta, Johnstone pennsylvania, you go to ash tabula, county
in ohio. You got downriver michigan, you gotta dayton or Milwaukee. You ve had the total collapse of the working class.
the middle class where people don't believe in the american dream. People are saying, however, we allowed this to happen, and I trust is just one part of the issue of the bigger problem is
concentration of economic opportunity in a few places where so much of america has been left out. Like you,
here. Europe focuses on making sure that they don't privilege the products that they make, but at a certain certain sense. What they're doing, even when there now
privileged their own products is they're using their vast mark.
power their size to go into industries where, whether competing it's much smaller, much less well funded firms, rightly
well can go into the entertainment business and be
a competitor overnight, buy up movie
by martin scorsese, even though they weren't any industry two years ago that they can do that right
is it the scale? They have dwarfs anything that anyone in this town can compete with. So I think it depends
on what you're saying if you're saying. Ok, you make a very good food.
and you're just selling that phone in your building the size that
Me is less problematic if you're not engaged in
dominant baby. Then, if you're trying to acquire something in a different interests,
and getting into the different industry by under cutting them
would be much more vigilant on not just
approving the acquisitions and mergers
actually, I think one thing the buying demonstration is that they have really limited in scope
nice, those kind of acquisitions and mergers.
Considering the impact on a community, the impact on jobs, and then I do. That
is a concern, so I would say,
not as much size as much is expanding and take the other industries leaving
communities hollowed out because you don't care there.
seemed to be the sort of a missing part of the national debate and even to stew,
We talk about economics because, dear
we talk about a national inflationary dogma
unemployment rate we talk about
national income and then you go into the to the actual
dad and in it
way that you know they adjusted
recently: they don't you.
what we never see. His report that says avery take turns out, for the last say ten or fifteen years we ve had increased
whoa unrelenting economic growth in these ten cities, and actually we gotta say
eighty percent of the country they ve been in a state of prague. We talked about it that way, the hey. This whole part of the country has been a permanent
sessions and say like ninety, ninety seven and nobody really talked about it. I think that explains so much, not all of our
politics, but so much of the anger at our politics. I mean it's. It's actually pretty simple
people used to have thirty bucks jobs. Now they have fifteen
seventeen dollar jobs working in amazon, warehouses instead of steel plants
yeah the unemployment rate, maybe three point five percent, but those aren't you
we sustaining jobs and then they ve got ten thousand dollars for childcare and they ve got,
no twenty thousand dollars, thirty thousand dollars. If they want to go to college and they ve got medical dead and most young people can
think of even buying a house
And then they hear all these politicians saying? Well, things are going in the right,
correction. This ain't, no they're, not no they're, not now
I give the present a lot of credit for trying to say
here the titanic in the right direction in terms of what he is trying to do, but he's trying to reverse decades of Policy- and I think
That's the balancing act for democrats, which is tat to acknowledge that the working class in large parts of this country have really been left out.
Can you make it the olympic instead of the titanic, cause the olympic got fucked up and they got towed back to tour point we're in the middle of yet another mini kerfuffle about the fact that I dunno? If you know this, but but president binds old and voter,
clearly concerned about binds age, but the same time, especially because republican extremism is dangerous and makes the stakes feel total democratic voters and politicians are also risk averse and so
no appetite or participants in a primary. So how do we get out of this loop and get from can?
turns about eurobonds aid as the biggest liability, which it is to the hard work of doing everything we can to make sure that he state presence
there's no candidate, is perfect person
I believe. As most talented politician of modern times, baroque brok, obama was two years into a senator. There was a legitimate
criticism of him when he was running for president. How can you become president having two years of the Senate?
Clinton was governor of a very, very small state, so gas
president button is old like no one is going to you can't have anyone assumed the presidency, even democratic politicians, we that and not have something that
you could say? Well, I wish I wish he was sixty five shore. I wish he was sixty five, but look at what he has achieved. Look at the inflation reduction reductiones the infrastructure bill
The chips, act, projection about twenty billion dollars or high often say this. If the company
Twenty billion dollars to ohio in new factories we'd be hearing about that every day, looking
what he has done on the american rescue plan. I talked about childcare and the cost of childcare. Seventy thousand facilities have childcare today,
as of that plan, the president past
gonna go away. If the republicans don't have the budget and look at his leadership.
ukraine where he has shown judge
It's easy to say: let support ukraine he's done. That obviously has rallied nato, but you know where he shown judgment. He hasn't gone further
in provoking a world war with russia. That's a very fine bell
once that he has managed to strike. So he has exe
ordinary experience, he has done a lot. He can win in the mid west and I've
he deserves a second term
the power of his reputation and, having been around a long time ironically, made it possible for him to shift left without being tarred
for by the right as having become some some left. He liked even try
for years to ensure that in this way will work. This is his skill.
the same policy bernie warrants as radical Joe Biden says. I must be middle american, normal america and so he's.
It's taken a lot of
policies and really made them mainstream, but I I think it is foolish to do anything, but be
all in for job, but if you want medicare for all as I do, if you want free public college, if you want
massive investments in climate, the
to get their way to get a progressive futures? They have eight years.
Joe Biden then push for it not for more years of a republican or donald trump. So I I think.
But what the one thing they concern region on the only
not a bed wedding, wedding Democrat and I think I'm gonna be fine.
is that I dont see yet the same urgency that we had when tromp was there- and I was just tromp- was in our face,
and we knew how bad it was, but we got
at that same passion, and we get the turn out well when confident gotta. Thank you so much for the railway I'll be right back. Thank you, and now the final instalment
the burning man, letters
My dearest amanda
Let it be known that this is the hardest message I've ever had to deliver
then the time I fired, four hundred local journalists, that my private equity firm could turn their downtown printing press delivery, whereas into an indoor out to a brute pub in third space called truth factory,
because, as the letter, you can see the ill not over the you so no need to describe it further. I've decided to remain at the ply indefinitely. Did you know, Amanda that volunteers remain after burning man and clean up for all the freaks?
volunteers, do this.
break your brain like a duck mine, but volunteers stay behind and clean up after billionaires for free
I've decided. I must remain to protect the plaza and for no recompense. I shall pick up the garbage left behind by certain bryn, so that burning man, what seems to me is a music festival without music can continue forever
I feel I have been were born in the primordial muck. Also, the mud made me realize our relationship is what's really holding me back and that we should maybe break out
talk it over with the cure. Yours, maybe Zachary.
we come back gerda days Bobby Burke is here to help. Please welcome to this age. You love them and queer eye. Is the only person in america trust to look at their disgusting futon and tell them they are still worthy of love.
Is of age, body burke and he's a dog
other activity by protecting
hi bobby. Thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. Your book is called right at home. How design is good for the mind? What is the number one mistake? People make?
that makes them so we'd lose their minds. You know what I think worrying about what everybody else thinks about their house, worrying about what the magazines tell them worry about. What I tell them your home should be a space that makes you happy and helps to recharge. So the biggest mistake is
about what other people think
I look to me? What must age you think I'm making in my home
do you live here, you're like yeah either? What do you think of my home I'll? I love it. It seems a little cold to live and I'll tell you something they were like. We think there
too many screens and I was like never there's. Never, germany screen. I think we can get a couple more screens in there really able to impose the ought for another one right above that one natalie minor at by not cause if you love screens. What am I
hey. What is your house? This is my house hey
what. Why did everything become beige and then do
That's done to people no blue exists.
well I mean I know blue exists if you've seen my show at all. I live. I love using blue and I mean look at my eyes. So blue exists.
and you're sure why everyone looking into my eyes tonight about but
had there was this trend? We're like color was sort of self sucked out of illegally kind is still there were. I I mean I don't know where all the cars grey
That's lacquer way, I'm not in the automobile industry around. I don't know. I don't know.
it's it's a rental car. It is probably gray rice
I think that, maybe I don't know it's a safe choice. What happened us, I'm not being worry. We got boring up boring my car is green.
My course blue. I have a blue car. We have colored, it's actually the first car of the person,
car that I've got that with gas? It we we all called. Would you almost edward you other path, raking car of color,
and you caught it, but it was soon with the orange generally goes on and I ve never been there.
So I do they do my faces. The bright red candidates Bobby you're gonna help us make a final ruling unpopular interior designer durance. So here's how this game is gonna work
we're going to show you a design trend and you will deem it innocent or guilty
alright. Are you ready
it does, and this is where design court I want to be here and there's a chief justice. What are they called the supreme court? There yeah they're called the supreme court and that's you in the center. There
applaud that sure innocent or guilty edison bulbs guilty
it's done it over. No more! It's its hurt. It's too! It's too warm,
like a warm light, but it's too warm it's like almost not like life. What are you
who were what's been replaced, replace them a brighter bold.
Do they
Wait is what makes it at edison bob the fact that its orange or the fact that it is no use. King gos has shown that and you see the filament, because it looks like an original ball created by thomas edison, who famously who, famously and by then back, and they only goal, and it was a big deal so guilty next up ship.
Joanna guilty?
now here's the thing it I'm sorry
she here, I'm saying here that I don't go in. I dont here's. What I don't understand
Where does something like? Why does all this, and we will I you know what my? How should be about well
because I think originally it was created because it with its easy to install and
that of like older houses, have liked plaster walls and they were hard to replace what it is.
were dim and wood
and somehow it became a design choice and overly used one and its guilty yet scouting,
Avaunt basic home goods like the now ubiquitous corn stool, is its
options are guilty or innocent. Yes, innocent. I love sitting on a corn.
I'm so glad you said that I'm so glad yeah he's like me to wait. You know what I would say this I would it is. When you're sitting on a corn cob, it can go a couple of different ways: you're right again, yeah, sometimes we're sitting on a corn, cob and you're like this works, but sometimes you're like. I don't feel the that's right. That's right, innocent innocent! Not really, but it is it next up tubs in bedrooms. You know
A parking would floor. Can you imagine if she got wet
It be ruined
I do. I remember lives in that room. She's not worried about the floor, so it ruined. I also would say that this is a photo of four wouldn't call with the four posts orchestra media and,
ebay window and two to two laptops this light is there was a sorely chair on the left with no that's too. I think it's too side by side hubs legacy Alice camera. I that's what I was thinking and I
I feel like at some of those like you see those instagram posts where there's like toilets right next to each other like couple of toilets and the first one like you. Second, one like take a bath together or not
bathtub next to each other, that weird it's ike.
Wait? I want to go to a hotel nick, the bathtub is in the room and, unlike that, their design choice and about one so kill him. I don't like it yeah, let's
You know it's great a wall between way sleep, anway shit,
but I have a door next up.
Ending red brick becomes white, innocent gas. I do I like it. What do I do
the fresh way to make a home with more modern. I like we're out, and
if it's a historic brick, I'm a little
like the one that got thrown at stonewall, yes Jeffrey,
that one don't think that one. Why don't pay that? Don't white lost that the game
why gaze already think they did stone wall, but it wasn't the white gaze.
So the white, their gas,
jack you're, not so important. So, like a end like an eighties and nineties, brick house paint her pain, her, but here's the thing.
here's. My question, for you sure why not
but once you painted, he can unpainted,
you can go back, you can boston, we discuss ambassador,
whilst these guys ambassador, who take the corn cobb,
You can do better use the additives that you know
brought this from my home, my actual home Michelangelo's david, with an ice cream count on this basis. It reminds me of like the corn cupboard. Yes, that is that all
was a photo of my home. Well, I liked your home. Thank you next up open for plans.
Think they're, fine,
I prefer a little privacy.
I've lived in the glass in downtown allay with like open for plans, and it's not for me, but I think it's for someone
and we think it's for someone men every
As for someone,
that's basis beautiful, so I'm supposed to say guilty or innocent innocent innocent.
Barn doors.
If it's a barn door on a bathroom, can we because on here yeah fuck, you
Why would you do that? Take their it? Doesnt muffle sow it. Does it prevent?
smells now. They ve been out like what was the point of it like. You can hear everything we it's also like.
Thank you so much for saying that, like it's all like was theirs. They, though the pocket door. There too
the code on the door. When you don't have enough room for the door, you do the pocket door pocket or is actually taken more space,
but then, but our opening and close after opening and nobody laws in the wise fucker
I doors bar. You know it up for a clause.
Maybe, but I dont yeah, I think they're just so many times. People put them,
bathroom mike. You didn't think this through
didn't think it through when you're sitting there with explosive diarrhea
your spouses lane in the bed
listening to it and smelling it,
you're spouses like it's. This is at land at the barcelona over again or or not even your spouse, just like a hook up, you didn't think it through
Oh yeah, that's no good, yeah, yeah door!
left the barn door unit? I mean
That means like I know what you mean, but you know I don't think I don't know. I don't know what it could have men wait question: why
are they. Making everything into of vigo is like love. Will we do see, there's is their farm houses. They make. Everything looks like we're ten farmer green when that located absolutely destroyed. Today. Ok, that's fine spine, but far away,
This is why they make everything. Farmhouses would happen, giant
this is the trend from them.
And a controversial, it's fine, its finest farmhouses. Your thing it's your thing but
I think it's a little I'm done with it. We're done with it,
I am so sick of seeing these farmhouse mc mansions and allay where they cried. Dounia feudal craftsmen are homeless with personality and they just put up these massive
modern farm houses and, unlike that, doesn't look like a farmhouse aim or no one thinks he's a fucking sheep it now I mean there might be bad final one guilty or innocent
whom any house plants never
because it makes the air nice and makes the errand eyes,
endorphins. Its is theirs
All chapter in my book about plants,
they do, for your mental health, in your well being and
Also, they look great. We love.
Plants plants and a third and show people the book. It's called right at home. How good design is good, mind for the mind
a way that doesn't sound right design is good and that's a cute title is pretty good. I thought I was like. Oh that's cool. I thought it was different earlier. It's out on september, twelfth easy to remember, because the day after a day or
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come back this age, london, Marcella congressmen, row carnea things were being going to stick around
congressmen
helluva, multiple don t, remember what friends they were in the green room? Yes, where they be. They large nemesis out here. Her happens, bailout angels, you there's a ding dong.
his are like their owners suite a little loud and the second. She thought there was someone who might take a little bit of her limelight. She wanted to eat them. Oh, I know people like that. Aren't you like that
these events,
hey. Have you had fun on the job? I was rooting for the last time, one that I worked either I fell where'd. You fall off the stage at the wheel of fortune yeah every every wheel of fortune, which I won by the way I've done he was injured, know cause you with the food and affects your brain. It was your shoulder, but every time I spun that wheel, I was in agony for eight hours a day while you play through the pain I actually didn't know. Today. I like pretty much, went to the hospital afterward really not literally, but I ended up in like chiropractor and physical therapy for like a month and a half he started out so well. I had no, I didn't know what it's called acting darling. Well done. Darling. Thank you. Well done. I was gonna say: was he rude to you cause? He was. He was so sweet bidding, that's nice,
why why why were you mean to london and now you're in congress? The US congress once said: don't go on with a comedian. I've got like three of them. Yeah everybody pull out their decks that now it's over the railway yeah. I have a complaint about a single thing per week. So let's do this on the wheel. We have the twenty twenty four republican candidate playlist, as was published by politico,
people who say they like people watching.
Of using social media to go viral. We have beyond say wondering why people couldn't go on mute. We have the
british royals we had Tom parties, american accent, we have being single over thirty and we have
kyle x Y, only getting three season eyes with its ethical would heal belly tat. Nobody ever the poster at the mall was hardly anything that that I was not a one hour:
let's spin the wheel, how you do about it.
it has landed on beyond, say wondering why people couldn't go on union valuing legs is me beyond say. I was like this because in some ways it is amazing,
You got incredible, you know, I'm sorry
for a credible. Thank you. So much for selling out three shows as sophie stadium,
josie. Now I just don't see why I can go on you. Luke videos were airway with no one on you, but people in the nose bleeds does didn't. Do
I don't know why.
is so hard to flex like Helen keller, but
it's ok, this three short lived.
and I need you to go on you when I say go on you
So one is maybe saying yes that is correct. It is it oh, oh, my
very good impression. I really
so there's
are the videos of her this week and saying. Thank you so much in your phone. I had messages of people telling me they thought of me when they watch her talk, because thank you so much. Is it all that much to be thankful for gratitude to? Thank you so much go on mew. Thank you! Yeah, let's spin it again,
Oh
Social media to go via what I believe is suggested by congress and broken. I was hoping that enough.
All of that, but I guess you're not my my reared. These are what do you want to grant about? I said why does everyone in these countries only ever ran like you go on social media everyone's,
to be upset about something ranting on something
even the most thoughtful new.
once writers, professors they gone social media, it's one!
long rant and will their board right now and then they want to then everyone. You know I do it. Do you want you count how many retreating like you have it, and then he is like this empty feeling at the end of it, we did all of that ranting. How are we just stop rain?
think just for one day, while having sort of a tough rant mid segment southern next time, like hey, I'm a fucking fuck. This whole thing is a real is when you try to ran about thing he's on the news nags. Nobody at such an important point during the second half of during this segment, the segment of the rail wheel. We are part of the problem and we're doing nothing to change yeah. But one thing I have noticed is: there's a certain kind of academic that goes on social media. They lose all faculties, they just sort of you're like oh, no. I thought you were really good soldier. They were like you're a nut, you're not, and then you then they go into it. I mean it's like that that you'll lose all sense of how people too,
and we may be none on this ransacked sure. But, like normal covers age, it either
on social media, and it just like people lose it
I don't do. Social media is beneath me that I'm not talk. It's believe me in every way we can actually funny real life cannot only be a tick tock comedian bracket as a growth and growth are not as they move on and on this I want to make some money that guy's gonna make my money money, take some money and I'm not gonna be dogged soon into mine alone to some bullshit staff its evolved. Now you know how to do that as much. That's why I refuses why mike I can't I can't granted I'm a great answer. I used to think I was but koromo tells me. I really
hair. No visiting these black he's probably look spit it out
out is landed on the twenty twenty four canada playlist years. I want to say about this
You know it had all the things you would have expected. Chris Christie likes peru, Springsteen,
vague round the swami, his first song is eminem
but what saw me in my tracks is I'm
Nicky Haley's list, and it says fast car by tracy
no country do that reid and luke and
I don't I love covers. I think there.
Beautiful and amazing covers, I think it's
all that in a rather franklin's cover of elinor regret. She starts by saying I'm on our agree that always thought that was of course, one thing whitney houston.
covering
always like- I always famously repeated, mostly though that
that is the lyric. Lotta great covers out there.
If this is a fun segment out, what why are you trying to you're doing the thing you're bullying by shining too bright? That is my life threatening to you know. I want you to shine more. I want I'm on your team. Listen bully, I will say, she's eyeballing, you you're just caving too quickly too quickly, then
Why are you siding with guess that I'm here, every god damn week? The point I was going to make was the point. Sorry, your favorite song, one of your favorite songs, is fast carbon, but not the one by tracy chapman that is cuckoo trying to pander to the bass. But
There's something so like wow: can you believe it
he's singing that song and he's making it he's making it work.
people love, I'm sure they do. They do that.
on the spot. If I hits playlist, when that I skip
yeah, but because it was because of the algorithms, this guy can't seem to stop its congress in silicon valley. Vault,
and that's really the most important thing like issues like the most normal one on the stage, and now the song, I'm gonna, have to view it in all Nicky, I believe the most normal one on the level of aid. That's honestly that ip, I agree he's right. Yeah like it was a climate changes and a hoax.
They said it is bold to make sure she was. I believe that climate change is as Jesus hugging to something that is tina fey when she was impersonating was the dumb one from arc from alaska. Thank you. Hillary was at least like evasive and, like avoided the question which is like what republicans used to do right now, they just don't like climate change, is a hoax. So, like I, I prefer the party that just avoided the question
and if you get up in the spanish police, they were right
can it be like my there's, just no room under that bar bars on the fucking ground? Lets me again:
Is there something you can take from what I just did and make it in part of the show,
It has landed on the british royals, that's my I'm just so fucking royalty. You know what I know I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about the ones who don't want to be royals, but then don't and want their privacy but they're everywhere, and I will take pictures of me in that way.
It cannot be in go away. You are privacy, great, that's fine, to go away where they they went away and we want to see. Oh, oh, that's not going away, you're, not sympathetic to hurry. I mean
Oh no! I personally, that's why you say that because we're both ginger nut because you're both white skin, the,
Avoid shows no eleven. We go on in ivory, I'm the one I just feel like they are experiencing. The british public. Do nothing for them the boy, the one that one day in all the council they get. You wouldn't you say, did you ever find out? You know we don't know what's wrong with me. What kind of today we find out what's going on with charles his hands? Look kings, fingers
Look I don't like you, can I do with prince
I I'll always calling prince Charles, but he's a king now to king prince Charles, the prince, formerly known as the killer, formerly known as gig, so look for boyle armed forces day I just signed up any. I was the only black go there and he made a beeline to me and he said I was far too pretty to be a commit.
Oh, I know- and I dont know that complement or insult by allowing for you decide
I would have to say I I just figure, far superior to be a committed. I was like. Oh look you dick. It was crazy. Crazy, Natasha is euro. Has a great joke because she used to have people say that to her when people always tell me, I'm too pretty to be a comedian, and I always tell the guy you're too ugly to be talking to me so that the title is your same energy but prince Charles could get it though, like he, let me tell you why that was
room back in the day right that prince Charles,
was secretly, have in
a liaison with one of the three degrees. The thing is so he's into blackouts it and that's. Why? Because he's a now girl get away that
because worry and begging. Is that such a thing, because, as you just like his father,
we prince Charles. The thing I like
my name and sorry for batteries, and yes, I will get with him yes, money taken from her.
world, but that I take you back the money I want that it breathes king gos spends, you know it,
credit acquire the card still swipes. No one needs to know that it came from art that denies them only care is like the way that weighs museum is just I fucked up to stow everyone see and put a museum and they charge them to locate a crazy like colonialism.
really bad guys says I am so glad you. Finally, so by looking at her with one eye that tonight's show us all about yeah. That was there and it does it. You know you sure
these rich yeah, but at what cost,
Spin, it again away, he forgot my neighbor that we know it has never changed. Do like you, my brother yeah, you looked away from me, you did it. You forgot that I had been disrespectful. I do like it. I want that labour either love it or we just do that for anything yeah reserved for peanuts. No, no, it has landed on being single over ok, yes, my rant is shock and it is so annoying abusing website because they didn't think when your twenties is fine and I loved it actually was single and puppets but being single in your faith as a woman like you missed.
Let us drop of good men gazelle married soon, a second draft and go away for the divorce. They continue in this way. It era.
but it's a weird our men are like. I went on a date with a guy who told me he was director, but it turns out. He was a director of a funeral home the thing I liked that he was married as well. I just feel like it's not fair with me, I'm a queen and go these paupers, I'm mingling with and then the more the older you get in your face, the more money you make as a woman, the more successful you are, the smaller your dating pool, gets and now my day in history is like a who's who of uber drivers, and I do not like it. So I don't like being single either a and yeah. That's my rant: well,
Thank you for sharing and I'll just say I was thinking about that which is I accidently wasn't single in my thirties, I decided to be single, my late twenties and then early forties happiness.
so I just skipped it. I never did single at my thirty one single my thirty's regan one. Second, my husband and I ve been together since I was twenty two arraigned at no way I have pointed out, and I bet it and the thing is. I can't even told you my single lot.
I have a single girls and we were saying the same shit but then my other friends like married with kids- and I can't talk to them. They don't get it I'm out there that with babies, and I'm always sucking dick in the trenches, it's not the same, so they can't relate to my life and how they got babies. That's true. Just like I need new friends now I need single girlfriends of my married friends are boring and it's just like ugh, it's just hard. I don't like it
yeah genocide. No, I do, but I do want to touch on it to save us
Now I will say it again:.
When we come back ida, our back because we needed this week here, it is behind us,
ITALY is I'm calling from northern california? I let your high note about a year ago that, a year after losing everything in a wild fire, we had broken ground on our new house and I'm so excited to tell you
women must be of a beautiful aroused and I'm so thankful.
Windy, and our family and our friends and I did not plan on crying. I just and thank you guys, as always for all of the work that you do I'm and just sending lots of love to everybody in hawaii we've been there, we've been through it. You can do this and come out the other
I figure hey man, you pity, and after four months I'm looking for a job. I just fine and also a letter this week and I cannot express how excited
and think why ants be employed again alarm
friends ass, I'm gonna be celebrating and is probably I'm going to the doktor, because I lost health insurance, and this is why we need universal health care, but is definitely high enough, and I can't wait for a new gig.
well he's on web. Listening to the show. Thank for I do. I love it
The energy from soviet ohio- I love your show, I care for your show,
I don't blame yourself, but I forgot
My final wise on by this week was this. We coming up would be my first day teaching in my first year
I was teaching a middle school english language arts, I'm here in the state of ohio. I am the first year teacher at thirty six years old and I finished.
Didn't teaching skating, I'm an abusive marriage I'll with two kids,
and not getting paid for student teaching so
I m overjoyed
finally be able to take this step and be an agitator or
the future in ohio and hopefully someday turning estate blue or we don't have to worry about fighting for women's rights, any moorish because it already guaranteed constitution, thing flooding.
remaining atrocity, and my hope is that inserting my masters in english programme asleep
I grew up in a conservative, mormon family, which is kind of her
The statement that I left him,
she'll, be why you from my undergrad ass. You know I'm just really excited too
we need a programme where I can be myself, then not be.
About getting kicked out of school moving, my housing or my job over I'm drinking coffee or key, or why and
I'm really emotional about, because I graduated from you are you and I'm a queer woman, and you know that place
felt on the end,
So I am really happy to have the freedom to finally be myself at twenty three, so anybody else is going to something somewhere
the third thing in there and you will get your things high level.
My name is Daniel and my partner, and I are huge fans of your show he actually introduced me
who at a few years ago- and we then listening ever since I want to see the tiny
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are going to be driving to get married so
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then, in this crazy world, I'm looking
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