Lovett learns a lesson or two when his guests take the reins in this week’s very special Best-Of episode. Do steamrollers have reins? Well, they do now! Abby McEnany commandeers the anchor’s seat while presenting Gay News. Jake McDorman picks up Lovett and charges into virgin territory. Paula Poundstone’s Lesley Stahl puts Lovett in the hot seat. Luenell riles up the Swifties, and Ms. Pat challenges our audience to answer two truths and a lie, all while Lovett holds on for dear life.
All of these segments were recorded before the WGA and SAG strikes were a twinkle in David Zaslav’s craven eye.
This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
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in turn out the lights levity leave accrue assembled a little best every year. As I said many,
I'm the show is incredibly popular. Most of my guess, your honour to receive the invite. There is
if he goes, whoever who might not be familiar with the show are familiar with me or they might just not care, and they make that incredibly clear. So here you have it the best of guests commandeering the show first up. Did you not get the assignment, or did you just choose not to follow it? It's gay news with Abby Mcinerney everywhere.
we take the show. We do our part to make that place a little bit gayer. Luckily chicago you're, doing most of the heavy lifting joining us now for a special, deep dish. Installment of gay news welcome back in the show Abby Mcinerney, the ones that good to see- and I just got a job offer been to that stage. It's like back in the abbey
Thank you for being here John. I very honoured to be here with you tonight.
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Perhaps they prefer the sequel, I'm working on thor, no innuendo, just queer fuckin up there in
deadline, interview jane lynch insisted that she wasn't deliberately avoiding working the land, Michel and funny girl. I adore her. She just going to take the show and make it our own, I'm so glad she's getting the opportunity and relayed to do the show, and not just on glee sedley.
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Martin short stunt double time. Crews was oddly overlooked, but very democratic
nominee for Ellen noise. Seventeenth, congressional district, Eric Sorenson would be the first meteorologists in the u s house in nearly fifty years in illinois,
first elected algae. We to chew congress person ever
I mean it is so awesome, there's a lot of places in this country where it can still be very challenging to come out of the closet. As a mediator,
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Ok alone may talk about a series of drag brunches and major cities, including chicago's by case india, as part of their leave moss pride level. It's in there
it's gesture, but they shouldn't have scheduled it for brunch. It obviously should have been drag fourth meal, but I'm loving it loving. Oh yeah, okay, demi Lovato!
Wearing a wig with bank set on Jimmy come alive that they hit therefore had on the large amethyst crystal and had to get three stitches. You gotta keep your healing.
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And be the and history and culture and a fantastic little cafe, but you can figure out how to get some of that around the ball gag.
and that ain't news that I'm a huge fan I'll be megan. He is an american treasure, she's, like if extreme weather took corporeal form. Next up, I dug through a hot stray men about virginity. How did they think it will go? Here's jake Mcdormand our next guest joining us on stage stars in the new peacock show mrs Davis, which features betty gilpin as a nun. That was enough for us to go
our next segment. What do the sage Jake Mcdermott
things were being here, thinks you're hampers the ball. Let me just say: yeah I love this is
as I do too. A good thing and people have tried to tell me what it is and it's like the matrix. He can't explain it. You have to see it for yourself really hard yeah. How would you describe it in one sentence? How dare you
Then your opening segment like impossible to describe how dare you attack me with such a hard hitting question right off the balance. I've done a press tour. I worked on your second one, one sentence: oh god, let's see I'm going to do it in fives and it's ok sure, there's no rules, okay,
see by the way they told me to sit as close as humanly possible to you or you'd go ape shit. Is that right? I am I'm as close to you as I can possibly get without breaching the arm. That day
that's just that they warned me yeah yeah, that's it! I love sitting closed to people already bygones avebury by mrs David, so god so, mrs Davis. Let's see it takes place in an alternate future, not unlike our own. This me so many send its red. So these are known.
guy, not unlike our own, where a seemingly benevolence algorithm named mrs Davis, has risen to levels of ubiquity globally for ending
hunger and saw
the all wars in the family in the climate change and all those things. By way of an app and my care,
The wily stick with me
is an ex bull rider and the ex boyfriend of a nun named simone played by the cosmic force of nature. That is betty gilpin or you get betty gilpin fans. Okay, you shouldn't be betty. Gilpin fan, she's fucking amazing.
and we decide to take her down because we think she's up to some nefarious doings, generous heart, need you
yeah right are you did I? Why would you do this to me? I'm sorry,
Are you a virgin jake,
I
cool
it's cool. If you were, you know, a new or its mind is highly listen. This would be exactly where I'd want to admit it. If I couldn't,
Think of a better with than on it,
as of people. Do you think that
Amerika is willing to elect a virgin president.
Let me get, you may not be a virgin. He may have thought we don't know for sure, and theirs
if he has, or has it that I feel about you. I am sure why not- maybe I'd be a great thing for us who knows, I would, by the way, we're going to visit the shows about a nun and work were going virgin because
virgin mary, none yeah, that's it
I got it all, we got a guy you're. This is. She plays a non yes
and nuns bear abstemious from sex, correct
you have my regular monitoring, Yadda yadda yadda forever. I bitterly from sister act, yeah yeah, that's that is
The only yeah, that's the whole, none the background that I had going into this job. His sister act. I feel like you, dodged the question. Wouldn't it
a vote for a virgin threats. It now took act
is our rooted? Yes, yes, I think there would be a very small section of the conservative right there with love that
mom sit down. I've done its money right because on some level I think, culturally, we all believe single people are fucking freaks neeoka,
the concept of virginity is strange? It's like whatever some
weren't considered someone who has been in a pool until your whole body had been in a pool where I don't follow. I don't break them down a little before me. Moving on what do you want me to sit closer? No. This is good. I'm good at this level
when you were a chasm is Davis. Did you know about it?
as Davis? Did you know that it was just like from the last guy in the young sheldon lady, or did you have details? I had like a script, yeah, no yeah! There's I mean I knew about it in my introduction to MRS Davis was my audition for mrs Davis call yeah yeah yeah, it's funny to hear
you're very good in the shower? Thank you, man. It's great. It's a fund show is tickets best kept secret and
god is america's best kept streaming
Sadly, so true have you
simple stuff men poker faces good to hey, hey peacock, its
thing NBC decided to call their streaming services, because we all of us- and we all- grew up with peacock mascots, because we all
with NBC growing up. We all love the peacock. We'd all say hey. Are you guys going to check out the peacock tonight yeah who among us hasn't gone as the NBC peacock for halloween? Are you afraid of ai yeah a little bit
I mean I'm dabbling with it. Like everyone else is right now he did some dabbling doing a little devil. You make any art, I am embarrassingly yeah during jornada yeah. I do. I had
them at whatever. We call it in it and isn't it
in I had it put my mom's cat on horseback, like napoleon in the style of a vermeer oil painting, how
it was incredibly good. How is at school it's good. I want to get a blown up for our fur herbert their problem. Neat,
that's where it stops. That's I'm done after this dutch dutch for mere oh yeah virgin
I don't know over mere felt or not I don't I paint or the hands that leads me to think. Yes,
and
this is? Nothing
and they're getting such a good idea of what the show's about yeah there's, also
in the show you blow up a horse, I do yeah yeah.
Did they kill a real horse that was at the magic of hollywood yeah. No, that was a that was a real horse. Bummer, that's a bummer! That's a bummer. People are going to be fucking pissed, but remember that h, b, o show killed all those horses- oh my god, yeah. What that luck? Luck, yeah, Jesus yeah!
runs like this. Is? U boring to killers as
busy mentioned begin, I didn't we earn our horse. Does
and so I would like to see it as a resource.
Kay sacrifice its worthy smoking is a ride like a lot blah blah blah blah ready to have hit on luck.
as previously mentioned the connecting threat of of this segment ten years thin. Just like the concept of virginity itself, Jake are you
it's your questions about virginity and the virgins who have never had sex. Ok, do
now at cyber gamer, going save yourself for this quiz. According to a study, what percentage of the college students dont consider
oral genital contact of virginity loss. Oh my god roquefort percentage, the percentage they don't count it
yeah. I was who said ninety nine
I'm gonna go is somewhere in the nineties its low?
it's only sixty percent forty percent counted, oh my god. Everyone. So disappoint is what a weird thing to feel like you have a dog in the fight in two thousand and twelve. What did
thirty six year old virgin trent arson not make national news for doing tat simple
Oh, my god listen, I have to say I'm gonna try my best in this quest, but I'm not too bombed. If I'm not,
virgin expert. It just sounds like saying it out. Loud sounds, probably jake, mcdormand actor veteran expert better to be safe, then sell puts on their resume better to be a virgin expert than an expert virgin. You know what I mean: that's that's what it ends up with and what what's the tone
that thirty six year old virgin made national news I'll, take it
because you have been completely impossible, this great the FDA, threatened to fight in jail him for his d. I why sperm bank, after it was revealed that he fathered fifteen children, so
for donating to maloney too much sperm, but he was a virgin at the time he was that was it.
things like I'm, not gonna, wasted, wow decide. I was the thing too:
and the show is, mrs EVA all this and more rigid brands and shut down a satellite launch start up this week. What was called virgin galactic
it was. It was version or by boat now going to have given the czech were giving its
what inventor? What invent
our best known for his contribution to the development of the modern, alternating current electricity system is believed to have been a virgin at the time of his passing a ninety forty three, but he did say of his pet pigeon. I loved
pigeon as a man loves a woman and she loved me as long as they had her. There was purpose to my life to nickel,
it? Is you gotta, if all morning,
virgin cocktail, which I absolutely I'm not
I might order my sober Roy rogers Jake. What is a really roger god, what's like what's in every roger, is cola, I'd marriage, she no cherry, and this and simple its
energy strategy, which is a true,
just really saying sets its region. Could you imagine, having a coca cola being what could make the sweeter than the wild beverage? Have the alcohol roy ran the kids alcohol better? That way, rogers, surely temples now quality or I showed him with a ginger ale liquidity in the insane beverly crazy, crazy. According to some catholic teachings, say
lucy, was a virgin martyr who removed what part of her body to discourage
admiring. Suitor only forgot to restore said body par after her death.
I really appreciate the hell was that
Yes, it's why she's, the patron saint of ion is is
It's a little bodies, eyes dave, MRS J. This is data. Can you watch it? We can watch it on p its he caught the let you watch the first one for free, but
a drug dealer outside school. That's how they get a peacock its
a drug dealer out of school
after school, special streamers for someone
in virginity. Pledges were huge thing in the arts, I'm gonna region
celebrities who were famous,
Do thousands which one of these be
did not publicly declared themselves a virgin, or maybe they held it? Oh god, ok, britney spears.
Is the jonas brothers Selena gomez, miley cyrus tim tito jessica simpson? Was it
I feel like they all. They all did you gotta yeah yeah arrive. And finally, what was the penny?
see for vessel virgins who are found to have fought for they burned at the stake so close,
buried alive. While there live buried alive god, I'd probably I'd. Probably
four burnt at this now you know I don't think so. What buried alive? Yeah?
No, I mean it
of such goods being with us. If we're not vans of either the, I know both are bad options, but peacock
we're not vana being buried alive or being burnt. I've exactly does actually,
The opening I'm is data, as there is the burning of heretics at the stake. That's why I said that I was trying to promote the show and that's what this did. That
exactly what this to them
Yeah Jake will be back with a rare wheel. Thank you! So much being a man, everybody go watch, ms Davis. It is really genuinely. Actually I get out of the gate. Don't go anywhere more of love it or leave it coming up
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the at the time he going a streamer or a drug dealer outside of a school was disparagement, but now it's pro labor time. It's so funny. Yeah in that way want to know who else is funny: paula poundstone. We asked her to come on and do a one minute. Little joke is Lesley Stahl and it became eleven minutes of us just chatting like you. I too was thrown off. When I saw sixty minutes was profiling of all people, marjorie, taylor green. What could we possibly
by exploring the inner life of his offer person. We already know she does cross vet plus
Political opinions even worse, however, I reassured me
but this is sixty minutes, anti g is gonna, get their business to detect it.
Unfortunately, while our interview, unless we start push back, it varies pointed interview. There was this moment democrats
or even Joe Biden. The president himself supports children being.
Sexual eyes and having transgender surgeries sexual children is what pedophiles due to children
and the segment dared to ask this question.
question for her and the country is, can she
expand her brash empty g brand beyond,
the right wing populists base.
So the question is that the question leslie: are you sure about that?
or sure about? That's why
as greens, smear Democrats is pedophiles. That's what she does. That's like hiring scarlett johansson to be in your movie and when she hands in a flat, aloof performance, you get upset because you can't tell if its magical or nothing that's what you signed up for
Was that amazing and real? Was it nothing? None of us now
Well, we have some news. We love it or leave it haven't or several previous interviews, Lesley Stahl gave archival transcripts few new about that relate to the very holiday of pay. Soc that we marked
evening here to help us reenact them in a second we're calling lovingly their presence, leslie stall theatre playing?
newspaper self is the incredible paula
stone? Have you on show? It's lovely to be here. It's also unexpected. I drove back
to go to another country. I live at santa Monica so voice.
Level get getting here and my gps? I would come to like a freeway and the gps
suggests that I just drive across it just no no light
nothing just go just go. I was traumatic and then
The parking garage would happen while the black garage had the reserve,
spaces.
The signs are in yellow
as you can, I don't see that well to begin with, which is not a good thing to suggest what
dr here, but, and so I would pull into the space and realize what the fuck there's a yellow god, damn reserve sign there. You would put it in in a different
color. Don't you think I contrasting color? It was like.
whispering the four times I pulled into spaces four times, and I don't back up that well. Show everytime, I'm like mother fucker to another yellow reserve sign. You know if it's your space bike ride, put your fucking name on it in big letters. The franchise's is a dream. Come true for me. The way that you want to just talk, what's up yeah, what else is happening with you? Well, I did you know because you they sent me that
your tail, a green interview, I'd heard, p
talking about it. I have to say
in this bad, as I actually expected it to be.
It's over. This new wants to what I said that she pushed back at times, yeah, not a lot.
Not sure that I rolling works with marjorie? Tell a green Yanks is not going to work on this woman yanks doesn't work with fascism,
you're know what you more powerful weapon that a yanks you know, I'm not sure about.
I just listened to a book.
bob Mussolini,
can you remember from it was a powerful deterrent, yet that there was on it was ramos weakness.
he was like he couldn't figure out what to do with a ye. Could not patton. Oh I'll, tell you something: Stalin give them a ye gods out of their peers. Are I remember about mussolini? It said that
though he was killed in the end by their partisan.
I believe, turned on him or something was held captive.
Hotel for a little while and
they put him in a truck one day with, I think three other captives and they drove him to the top of a hill and they shot them.
and then they took Mussolini back down to the town square and they hung his dead body in the people was so angry with him that they beat the dead body withstand.
And they put a dead mouse in his mouth
That was an interesting detail, whether there are also some dragging with their dragging involved by the legs,
I can't remember any longer. Okay, here's the other thing. It said in the book. I have never heard anybody else say this, but I have not really talked about much lady to anybody, but you and I'm glad that you feel safe enough to do. Thank you for sharing this with me. I do. This is a really developmental time for me,
but a one point. They contacted his wife
girlfriend or whatever it was in. They asked her. If she
one at that
I live in a small house. I dont know where I would put it and appearance.
The americans. I believe it was somehow a little sliver of his brain came to america causing added
they were looking at a sliver of his brain on microscopes line, which I just think it's funny
What are you looking for? Work is well ok, ass. There is. There is your problem. I beg your brain was: where was up a global guy was a deck. Would you look at that same can't? Look before like I can't take
nice guy, miss your kid is having developmental. Bravo, these are maybe act out alive. You can't just take a slice of their brand ago allocates of asshole,
No, you wait until the brighton's dead to look at the brain by then it'll be in your hands. You can scan it. We've got scanning, but they're not magnetic about them, not with mussolini
back, then they weren't mri was illini. There was that didn't exist,
Now then,
in the matter. I realize you know, there's that that famous discovery albert einstein was famously said: hey leave my brain alone and then he died over like you're dead, we're doing what we want a very soon I did he say, leave my brain alone, I'm remembering a book I read.
Much longer ago than when you read the mussolini book and as much as you're not covered in your mussolini knowledge. You'd.
in moscow on solid ground with your eyes, but here's my question. So when they looked at albert einstein's brain they were hoping they were going to see like I dunno extra stuff like wow, that's a brain right there holy shit, yeah! No, that's not would help it. It just look like a normal human brain. It could have been anybody's brain. What if what we're dealing with here is the Mussolini brain and the einstein brain.
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paul egg,
is reminding everybody catching you up because previously on paul pounced on another leave it this was a leslie stahl.
Some time ago.
First interview we like to present and in others might might seem, implausible is an interview. Leslie stall did with the faro from the book of exit as the actual
arrow from the past adversary. Paul? Are you ready? I am.
Pharaoh
You ve got some pretty radical views and a sharp tongue, but you ve somehow managed to capture the
national limelight. Taking on the role of a half human demigod who rules over your kingdom with an iron fist. Tell me in the
words of your political rival, who you ve called a bush. Arsonist Moses
Why won't you let my people go? Let my people go sounds like your average twitter trolling, my mentions, leslie. The edge of the question is simple:
jewish people love their ups building pyramids as jewish people famously kill it on the manual labor front, and while I don't pay them and hold them against their will, a lot of people are trying to cancel me because I'm a boss and no one wants to work any more. Also Moses is up at a file already. Then
What is its doll? Everyone?
I did paul a balance that will be back while I love pull down zone and by the time she came back for a second joshi, even learn my name, a woman who still might not know my name blue now, here's or second appearance where we didn't even bother to come up with a segment because we knew some battles are worth fighting the last time she was a lover to leave it. We quizzer next guess at the very specific details of last summer, celebrity jet scandal, drakes white times white lengths.
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embrace the premise of the segment and took over the show completely so now we're just going to do whatever. Please welcome back to the show lou. Now the C'Mon, how you doing hi everybody, no notice me, I'm ohio, everybody, laughs, hi. There
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that you know, every breakup should make a million dollars out there and everybody should break out, whereas you make one million dollars, you write a song about them, so I say
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leap out a lotta gluttonously grander little mermaid, so have I
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they put their foot in your ass. Have you been raised, my mother, fucking habit? I put my foot and you wouldn't be talked about enough. Got them each a cause for the front,
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as someone who was born and has no recollection of nine eleven, I was taught about nine eleven when I was an older child to me that took place a long time ago
in the same way that, like my friends, went to law school and the end of it, they have to like study for the bar and find out what the law actually is cause. They spent three years like learning about philosophical nonsense, I think it is crazy.
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Atlanta show because she's coming back, we were lesson three minutes into the second before she threatened to eat me, and I still worry. If that was a threat or a promise is ms pat was and has has been a serious show so far little bit cipher to get even more serious. Now, it's not
here to lie directly to our audiences faces. It's the incredibly funny the phenomenal your favorite comedian in mind, miss pat rafter, thanks for being here. Thank you for how arya just fine welcome. Welcome how ya doing
I think you said
I'm doing fine. Are you do at the moment
fifty saw him sleepy raw sleepy, aren't so you're from atlanta, yes born and raise. Who is your fee?
we're politician in your hometown right now, Stacy I was wish you keep losing I now it's tough itself. We wanted a wind win away into place is something
a scare in atlanta. Would they look after all she gad? They won't help. You think! That's what it is like
but yeah the effort to scare away people when it is not moist? So if she will put a little more grease in it, why people feel unsafe or the fuck? Were you in October the great great advice? It's too fucking late everybody's trying to help her bar? That's not enough! It didn't work,
by more than one vote. Where
see. Now the comb her fuckin here, then you
like our made lose. I were wake. Thank you.
To the person in the mirror
and everybody else think I'm being rude easy and you can be no big old black lady with no smile laugh roll. You gotta balance the shit out the window to see me what hair on my head cause. I'm a big ass black one. I want you to know something with
got to comment on any of this, the going to say you better, not catch the hour. Eto'o widen the spin. Allow dams, as I ate, a white man, the man I gotta say: yachty wale, the
I just know you pussy unity. We get it now this bad as an incredible storyteller
as my window store those a tree, I guess we're just I'm just trying to transition out I'll get without so much as hinting at a comment and what you'd been for my own, safe
it's so
good in fact its act
nearly impossible to know where her real life ends and the bit begins?
so we're gonna need a volunteer to play a game again we're calling to choose and ally with miss pat here's outworks. I'm,
a red three log lines of stories to our
real stories from his past life.
And one is woman made up if you correctly
which one is false. You get asked miss pad to tell the story of your choosing. She won't listen. You told her fuckin story one.
That's the beauty of it is barely a game at all.
hi. What's your name, biggie Vicki law right here are three entirely true things that must ban. You
to choose which, when you think is the lie right. Ok, miss pat was attacked by an escape. Cougar kicked out of her coupon club, hit by a dumb truck where's.
the coupon club. How did you know you are still show as when I other boss that happen there?
happen, so you got it wrong. What
come on now, so you you were kicked out club and hit by club and hit by a different days. We one really bad wednesday. The dump truck dumptruck come from me. He knows a monopoly and drive back
the cubans
modes of indiana praise god playing for india, and I wanted to fit in
air conservative look white neighbour, great neighbours. I was there for fifteen years and
So I wanted something to do. My career wasn't taken up, so I tried to join a coupon gloss on a black,
from the inner city of atlanta, and we don't.
occupied by women is serious about this year. They keep their stuff like bursts activities,
and so they had. You know you had to have a booklet that are lined up or you went to the store on that day. Well,
drug dealer. So I bow minds up like don't mighty and put a rubber band around and give the biggest coupons on the outside and stuff it. In my theory, okay and they told me I had to go, I said I wasn't organized as horse shit,
this doubt about tat, tide laundry detergent
why you gotta be argonauts today and you are hit by a dump truck
jump, don't topple. Mikey is via turkey say. Having seen a jump over overpay
cause. He would see me at a woman, the car, so a drug
in a to I love, you we say said he me,
love or make it you crazy
love made me- do allow a crazy risen.
no state- or he will
streamlets observatory, I was walking over breeds and I look down. He had a woman in a car, so
yeah and I'm think I'm spider man, a wonder woman at our jump, donut
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Well, I'd say you know in fairness to him, you really
Don't expect to get caught that way. You know you may not think you're going to get away with it, but when you're on the highway you think you're safe. He can this big black woman fly like a guy laying on the windshield, that's cool,
What was the best case scenario for you when you're like? What did you want to have an what's the goal when you throw
yourself over the overpass you're coming down your land on the head of a car. You see him, you see here. What do you want to happen with the
best outcome for you. I want to basically get out the car, that's cool, that's cool! That's cool: what did you think? I was therefore a raft. I just I dunno what you wanted. I don't know how to cheat. Do you know what you're doing?
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but ones ally
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wrong? Damn I'm their interests understand how you met Jimmy carter, mcdonald's I used to
mcdonald cause. I was convicted, fell in and I will give my life by the us. Thank you for life
because I used to say, oh Craig saw some we're gonna make dollar mobile roll on give my life by together, but I'm do what everybody else do you know begging I'll see if these are begging old. Dame
dollar pay three. Seventy five hour. You can't live off days.
everybody, how to turn was still in out of the ratio, was my rage today to steal. So I'm sorry
in that the registry in while these white dudes with plugs in their ears- and he was like an a look at a oh, my god- they caught me- stealing them go. My parole officer is somewhere this tuesday, I hear him say, is clear in in wall president Jimmy
I thought: obama re, adding recognise as
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is that hanging on one side, and so I look at him and I say why he looked familiar and the boy on the grill run up to the racing patricia
as the president of the united states, Jimmy Carter and my
I told ya, know you the end. He said nothing, he placed his order. I never giddy order a water, a cup of water of cheeseburger and a size, salad and
not going to say. Edward just sheet is free. You president,
I didn't give me no money that they cause. I was still in, and I will keep is mine side, salad and a burger.
and a water cup of water as a fucked up
he ordered from a god of denying motivate donald. Doesn't it you get a dynamic donald? Does now you break secret service into my daddy's, get the hell out of me because I was stealing so
sound and a bird no fries, no four, as it was a war hour. That's why only got the one term,
you wanna went to germany's country. We gotta get fries
but he was too nice tonight. We're fries a second
That's a good boy! Aright last one is somebody else. Have Betsy right. You're in the front, raise your hand, I can I betty betty comes every we hate bessie I keep coming, which are the following. Is it true?
bill Clinton inadvertently started miss pats career present abroad
Burma got miss pats. Car toad, ronald reagan, killed. Miss passed on
see now
No one got it the stories.
two unbelievable. Let's start with this, so bill Clinton inadvertently started your career, yeah
for bill Clinton because he was cute
any great approach.
I'm called the wealth that a work programme for lay
a bit like me. I had to go, get a job and I hate it. Bill Clinton everyday because,
I couldn't was too young and arrest this anymore. So I get a job and I became a medicos. This, that's how I got my g d.
I would never god had he not pay me back on about dignity. Is the school was very cool, brooklyn all
your heroes now I find it hard to believe
ronald reagan, killed your dog on a regular, actually give model fuck, so
forget it was a second term me. My doll was suddenly stood a radio,
I'm not lad. He was on a back porch. I had wonder and it was raining wheels
so poor- and I would just like anybody- will Ronald Reagan, so I can get better lunch at school and
You say your new president ronald Reagan, a mad dog jumped out
airport in hungary, seven I was like no laughing. What do you mean democrats? Don't care to say, as republican do don't do that, and my dog was like fuck Al Ahmad here. Yeah, ok, bye, no doubt fool, I'm tired of NP vs withdraw and my dogs is he jumped at the backboard
What he's a words
it's just georgia was it. He was all germans. Everyone knows that tv was.
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this is just jumped out the back
poison.
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you. Now he blanks, oh yeah, scared, lame khazar white
well. Here we are aguilar he had a black family reunion yeah. He was like this kind of blackness ain't, never been an issue, so he's screaming. Y'all scared lab little brother and I'll, never own another dog. I just got a doubt. My husband just bought a doll, and that was that's been. Oh I'm fifty so that had to be over. Like thirty five ford
he is so mars, went out and about three can causal and they
Like my real daddy interface face plunged up
my little mother, like a handout, spongy very low. My daddy look just like these dolls he day, so we can lay the scene.
Them is patio is now be deep. Us is out that there is a risk that this was a delight. Thank you. So much for being here, I was so worried about his parquet. Is gonna, say you do political several, my address vote ma am I be.
I don't want to get into these fights
the trot. Free is all
because my name be a really good faces,
He was a trump supporter and I was not letting that go out of my life yeah. I know how to pick my battles. Yeah great fences make great neighbors. They do, and I am listened to out at trump stuff as
was put an imposing maguire ass thy way to go. Miss
Everybody she'll be back the most interesting stories in order of magnitude, more boring them as paths least interesting story and speaking of stories. That might be boring. It might be interesting here it is the height of hey John. This is chris calling from a taylor michigan I'm. I am a very proud michiganders with gretchen whitmer. As my governor, I I live in a pretty pretty conservative town and I did kind of down and just disappointed in some of the the flags that are still up or like a bumper stickers or like the some of the things that people put around, because my town is a little bit more republican heavy, but on my high notice that everything that my governor has done a gretchen whitmer or as we call her big rats, her michigan budget is including lower cost, a historic education for kids, the money, investments and improved health care for mom,
yeah they are access to more public safety, housing free breakfast and, as you can hear, that's my daughter in the back seat- and it just makes me so happy and optimistic to know that we mobilized over these midterms and we got a Democrat in the house and the Senate and we're being led by big red
self, though. My high note, as even though I live in a pretty republic and I had to pull up listening to your broadcast- that we have such a wonderful governor. Did the high note, and even like looking at gretchen whittemore nationally on she's, just such an amazing person and even wrestling with
during the corona virus pandemic, but enough rambling? I I stand with a woman from Michigan and I will always stand and I love your show. I love you and I want to give a shout out to a my friend, tommy Tommy knew who your show and my brother dan so shout out to you tommy and shout out to your dad columbia.
Hey John. This is John calling from san diego
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today afternoon and I
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terribly ensuring that I am.
Laying down a my living room with a concussion, and I was just listening to your show from this week and laughing so hard,
red shirt, which was terrible bummer by
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in a moment when I just really needed. Alas, so thank you for
to do, and I'm really excited you see when you come to portland. Thanks
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