Lovett or Leave It heard Portland, Oregon wants to keep it weird, and boy, did we take it to heart. Comedian Shain Brendan and author Lydia Kiesling gasp at the mystifying gaffes of the GOP presidential campaign. Comedian Imani Denae and drag queen Silhouette thrill at the city’s strangest sights and sounds. Lovett tries to find the biggest wackadoodle in our heater audience, and the Rant Wheel dazzles with the eerie complaints of our local guests, from Portland driving to heteronormativity to rustic potatoes. See you next tour, freaks!
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We gotta weird chauffeur comedian, jane branded in other lydia keys, legal train, their eyes and awareness of the gnp comment. Armani deny in portland miss sweetheart, silhouette
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Let's get into it for months now are wrong,
dissent is has been a step and in it
What has been the main challenge, because the former president donald trump still remains so dominant one act, staffer end court. He would sit in meetings and eaten front of people. Always
starving animal who has never eaten before getting stuff everywhere.
Why
that is what you re unto me. Ok, I will not let you down.
but increasingly the question has become
as he's setting in it. What does he stepping on?
as we can see here: internet sleuths, the coolest and best and most accurate people.
Have observed some unusual activity specifically. Does
it is strange gate and stance
the
There is also the fact that his leg seem to be strangely proportions, so
is a vote over those listening? Someone noted that if you look at the way his legs are when he was on bill Maher that, like the
We wait to make sense of it is
assume is standing on its tiptoes inside
of his little boots, but then there is
so the fact that the front of his cute little boots look like there aren't any tell us he's in there. You see here,
wrong dissenters can run like a dinosaur.
But he can't hide from accountability during in an appearance on the right wing, patrick bet, Davis, podcast, random.
dance. Weird finally was ass about this.
History, this she done. It
and he kicked these rumours to the curb run vehemently
eyes wearing hidden heels in his cowboy boots were
Don't you were tennis, shoes and shoes?
I do where ten issues when I work out now, do me: ok, besides, they aren't heels. There are these new things. There called tough guy foot horses,
but does intrepid interviewer, who we like during this moment, but You'Re- probably not listen, even five more seconds, god help us if we heard
ever again in our lives, even five more seconds, but
This guy went on continue what their true.
To say with this- is that in your boots, you have heels
Now those are just standard off the rack lucchese about eleven five. Eleven, as this is what a fucking humiliation
I believe it was unbelievable. I can't get over it
wrong decisions is wrong to say that you are you wearing who are you wearing a woman who I tricked into helping me move a sofa into a van but but bet Davis?
wasn't done, being runs bet new. Are I gotta give real I'd love for you to where I shot at bergamo
I don't accept gifts. I can't accept that, first of all, dissenters,
his face he's, so I have to say it's like you kind of
feel free to send us a little bit because he's so hapless he is so. He has no aptitude for kind of the like
the interchange he has no ability to take in this book. Rhonda Sanders is a five foot, eight freak
trying to be five foot eleven. That is the truth. Obviously we all know that that is so clear. He is by theirs
people that demand to be bullied right, like
like there's something about is an end by the way like I've had guess another or leave it and
There's something that comes over me and I won't say who they are and you'll. Never now, but there's
something that comes over me and it just like. I want to bully this person and I want to give them a swirling. I want to make them pay for what I don't know. I don't know, but like
dissenters. Has that energy he invites bully. He is a bully. He is theirs trump visibly who doesn't invite bullying from across
the table that he has a strength he does. He has a kind of charisma and power. I do. I look
at what yeah. I don't sorry. Let me back up, not a fucking fan the you don't want to have an honest conversation about his strengths when you want to do that december.
After he wins no, we have to do it, but now we have to do it now so anyway, Donald trump,
Has a strange he does. He does that. It is because he has charisma he's a bully you route for dissent is, is it
Well, you would against, and that is what led to
moment and then you see, understands his face at tight fuckin,
it's denial when he's getting their views and he doesn't know how to be fun. So he's like, I can't accept gifts, and it's like
This wasn't on the paperwork
to file a form if you like to give me shoes.
the who anyway, this working jag off
hu. We hopefully will never see again presents disasters with these
can choose in his answers is, as I can't accept gifts and then ewing
senator Obama Mendez pops into frame to grab the shoes.
damn it. I was gonna. Do a yank said clarence thomas, but
How can we know for sure that's right. We're has been a lot of time on this,
How do we know for sure to scientists doesn't just naturally klomp around like an uncertain newborn cult
How do we know that? Is natural gaze? Isn't a twelve year old bar mitzvah girl who talks your mother into letting her where heels for the first time well in their wake,
this controversy politico spoke to three shoemakers
One said I really
and they say journalism is dead. Hard disagree,
political is voted through shoemakers. One said: I've dealt with these politicians many times. I've helped them with their lifts. Dissent is
is wearing lives. There is no doubt and another thing
said the shoemakers. You guys only ever ask about shoes, but we have some thoughts on abortion. Hey turn that
tape recorder anywhere. According to these exports, the key giveaways are shorter, heels understand his boots, which would be cut down to accommodate the lifts and openings.
At the top of his boots, which are wider than usual, suggesting he's sized up to make room for the wedges interesting right, that's
when you look, it is like it. You look here like they go wide at the top. There
snug, because there's so much more foot,
we're. Ankle is supposed to be, in conclusion,
it was obvious he was wearing hills. I mean have you seen that ass
alga, the under john D, like he. Ultimately it sad these
now. Beauty standards, Rhonda santa's, has to do everything. Trump. Does but-
Imports in high heels speaking
fires and heels. How's resolution to expel george santos from congress failed spectacularly on Wednesday. It would take two thirds to remove santos, but they didn't even have a majority is just like the time they tried to kick me off. The light
Girls said george santos after the votes
Santos tweeted tonight was a victory for due process. Not me this was never
about me
There is no sentence that self refutes
harder than this isn't about me? He said
I'll. Never let it become about me. We all have rights under this great constitutional public and our fight for our right to uphold them
till my last dying breath that post included a graphic of santos wearing a crown
the tax, if you come for me, you best not miss santos, then posted a photo of himself giving a thumbs up from the mere space station. Weird thing fell into the army.
For a long time ago, while speaking in minnesota on Wednesday, president Biden was interrupted by a crying baby to which the president responded. This
It's ok, kids are allowed to do them,
don't worry, I don't blame
whoever her, but before the mother
answer? Biden said wrong
you failed. My test said
invite and smashing his fists down on the podium getting younger and younger and real time they are a beautiful and perfect baby child.
Who shall tell us their gender in due time if they tell us at all as his hair, thickened and darkened
and his skin tightened and he continued soon. We will see how foolish we ve been, how long
We were in identity like epicycles, on an unmoving earth, but we and the earth spin and
glorious tear down the interstates
down, what binds you to a hollow life
the horror in thrall and change. You by this point Biden seem to be maybe twenty five years old
so much abundance, so much creativity and children, starving and animal suffering and walls around every country and every heart. Eventual god gave us dominion and we will be punished in this life or the next. You let that baby scream at this point binds voice. Cracked like a teenager,
and he began to shrink. Why aren't we screaming said a gawky Biden barely able to see over the podium, this life
is a miracle he said, finally, over and over again toe headed and childlike shrinking until he disappeared into a suit only for the secret service to find a baby wailing underneath a pile of fabric.
In the crowd a naked eighty one year old, Joe Biden,
stood up from on top of a shattered pram, on which he found himself the audience in total silence watched ass. He walked up for stairs to the stage gathered up the crying baby from underneath his old man
close wrapped him in his shirt and walked him down to the mother who stood frozen, holding a blanket and bottle? I love you MA am he said
kissing her on the cheek
the child, back into her arms. We love you
buying trip going back up to the stage and, of course, that
when they show on fox news. I want you all to know something. No one believed
that. No one believed that I wrote that on the plane
I sent it to the best human podcasting,
and they responded someone
giving has a fever?
and then they said, should replace crickets after play,
sound? You are ready in case that bombed that's what they wanted to play because they thought that wasn't gonna work. Let that be a lesson
This isn't
me republics,
I do LE. I think you are working
You gotta you go to the farmers and they give you this package. A kid. Gotta keep a called spilled with hard work
in discipline when you put it in your fridge and once a week you just put the discipline in a different part of your stomach. You gotta rotate
you gotta rotate or doesn't work experimental, pancreas medicine. What could go wrong? Yes, yes, doctor the experimental, pancreas, medicine
the more we learn about the new speaker, the house, a guy. You definitely things. Ketchup is spicy, the less it makes sense. According to reports in the daily beast, might Johnson's disclosure forms list? No bank accounts we? Yes, so according to the
report. That would mean that the speaker of the house does not personally have any accounts with more than one
thousand dollars, and they have no accounts owned by him or his wife. Together that add up to more than five thousand dollars.
Say no more brother said new jersey, senator above and endless sapping his forehead knowingly, with a stack of unmarked bills. Now other conservatives rushed to my johnson's
then saying actually MIKE Johnson's. Lack of a disclosed asset makes.
Downright american.
Fox news ran with the headline claims.
Your johnson lives page after page paycheck makes him relate of all say defenders,
Politicians hiding their wealth and secret offshore bank accounts there. Just like us now, what's beautiful about you be populism? Is that attack he billionaire, who has a gold plated apartment while also seeing racist stuff is reliable, but so is a long time lawyer somehow appearing to be broke, the can lose so mac gates than tweets. The daily beast is furious, that speaker, Johnson, isn't rich corrupt or which from being corrupt, he doesn't have shady business. Deals
He doesn't trade stocks as the man, no fuck you. You cannot single mom. Who works you hard, who loves her kids and never stops MIKE Johnson. He does not have
gentle hand and heart of a fighter he's not a survivor. You cannot fuckin reba this guy, but I will say, even though its financial disclosure is make no sense, he doesn't them
of someone who makes his wife by buttery rounds instead of brandname brits crackers, because Jesus
I see
who says no buttery around
the crackers, not bad, either. Stop it.
You mean anything now
begins all got on their highest of high horse is saying my god they are attacking. Might johnson for living paycheck to paycheck for taking care of his family.
A lot of americans do without being able to afford the nicer things, but the fact that my johnson doesn't list any bank accounts is weird. The daily be simply reported that this is surprising, and then these republicans one after another, read the report as nefarious. But why did they read the report as nefarious because they also
think it's weird and surprising because they projected onto it what they thought when they saw, which is most version.
Because it makes no sense, as many have pointed out, Johnson s for children, a mortgage and a line of credit and has been earning over two hundred thousand dollars a year.
you add what he makes: teaching online courses at liberty university.
Which is real
congressional salary
plus his wives, undisclosed, income from two jobs, not tat, would suggest having a bank account
with a thousand dollars in it like this.
Like what are you fucking queen of england? You have a bank account with a thousand dollars in it. Now he's a
lawyer makes a hundred and seventy four grand a year for the congress he's got a bank account with a thousand dollars and where does it erect deposits go to a go? Find me for a christian baker. China
of a grand cracker that actually stops masturbation, because I've been in these things for years that our work is Noah's ark math
When the truth comes out, you know it's going to be some very unsexy reason like his pastor, tricked him into signing over his income, so his church could buy the shroud of Turin. Oh wait. I'm sorry is this. Just in it's a false alarm, it says here MIKE Johnson, just bought one big thing of blueberries that wasn't on sale. At a campaign event on Wednesday, president Biden called for a humanitarian pause in the israel Hamas war to allow time to get hostages out. Look just call it a ceasefire. A humanitarian pause is what should happen during killers of the flower. Moon,
people go to the bathroom this Wednesday teachers across this fair city of portland after months of bargaining, the union, which represents some four thousand educators in the area, is asking for a paying greece to keep up with the cost of living as well smaller classes more time to plan lessons and support for kids. You came back to the classroom post covered with more mental health needs, through also asking that every teacher get residuals for digital streams of you.
was a network suits you ve known ass? You don't get.
Now teachers- and I know how many- how many teachers who have here tonight
Nice, don't know you but
How I would mean a lot of progress. Marianna drew barrymore
Here to tell us
all about how you can help portland teachers, its poor linaria teacher to
The preamble aid I sat there and talk to people is disrespectful to stand on your monologue papers and other. This is just garbage, no first Helen
we ve been teaching portland future freaks. I've been teaching fairfax.
ten year, fifteen and eyes and teaching in portland for twelve abattoirs lastra. Now this is the first time in the districts history that a strike has been called and was called with. Ninety nine percent support. Why
I did a strike. Why did the strike become necessary? Well, we are seeing more urgent and unmet needs from our communities and from our students more than ever, and we are unwilling to go back to the way things were before coven and
are ready to stand up for our kids and fight for what they deserve. Looked up to these kids come back after goldman. It's it's been rough. I mean
Public school classroom really is a mere for
it's going on in the larger society in the city, all the teachers here know that, and you very quickly rape yeah, you see who has access to food, shelter, clothing, transportation, mental health supports yeah. We need to centre our students right now is the time this is a really important moment, and I am so proud that ninety nine percent of us are
voted. Yes, that's incredible. Speaking of the classroom is a microcosm. How much does social media make your job harder and how much day to day, does it make you worry about? It's effect on kids whoa, I mean I teach third grade and
and so I I do- and I have a first grader and a second grader myself who are in schools in portland, public schools, and I do see parents really starting to ask questions and feel scared about. You know what what can we do and I see I have encouraged them that really it's an organizing opportunity and that you have to get there appears to also there the parents of their peers to also be on the same page in terms of you know, once they get to middle school and high school,
and they're all using smartphones to connect with each other. Yet this is like totally different than what, where I thought this was going to go. Was it just my own personal, but I I toll families to just really start having those conversations now how important it is to wait until eighth grade, if possible, there's a campaign called wait for eighth that you can look up and just giving
it's more time to be kids. What did you tell parents who may be frustrated at their kids? Didn't get you go to school today, yeah, I what I will say
is we are so united right now I am going to a lot of different
Schools, I saw my the zone captains. I support twelve different schools in southeast portland.
And we have the portland community and the the teachers are union are so united right now. So, if you go to any school site, you will see like parents are bringing banana bread and have their own signs because they trust the
well that spend all day with their kids lies. They want money to be going to student facing supports.
If you saw that there was a letter from the oregon legislative assembly today, and that really is, is urging the portland public schools school board to get to the bargaining table because they are concerned that six per cent of the budget is spent on management. Where, if you look at comparable districts, the average is more two to three percent wow. Is it part of this fight rate? Is that the district is saying oh, we can't give,
you, what you want in terms of cost of living in greece, is more teachers. Smaller classrooms, we all acts in the class. No rats in the classroom, learn about we were talking to a guy school counts. Are today we're not think ions counselor anymore, saying school, counselor burn out today,
but that when she came back to her desk after the summer, there is like mouse droppings all around her office, but the district saying. Oh,
is just not enough money to take care of all this without making draconian cuts elsewhere.
It sounds like what you are saying. Is there s a lie that
I guess what what what people would call a lie, but basically there is money if you take, if you take the money from what is it going to kids origin in front of in the classroom directly, because when there are certain priorities, there's money and then when it's time to invest in our kids, all of a sudden me they can't find the money. So they need to find the money and there are a lot of people that signed
in that letter. That said, they need to get serious about that, the. How can you? How can the people in this room and how can listeners support the union in the fight right now? You can support our community and fighting for our students right now. I'm glad you asked that you can take out your
to come back and found tat out you fat and text? The word solidarity to four eight southern for four tech text. The word solid?
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four men in philadelphia face federal charges that are allegedly robbing a truck from the. U s meant of over two hundred thousand dollars worth of dimes.
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two million to slow, too slow to fuckin slow. They were arrested after depositing thousands of times
in local coin, star machines. First of all, you go through the elaborate task
of robbing a. U s meant truck and the second part of your plan is coin star
this is what happens when you let the dumb one in the crew have an equal role,
imagine doing a heist and turning around and giving of eleven point nine percent.
King coin, star coin star there, the bandits there, the fucking thieves coins star. How did they get away with it? You said you get those fuckin roles, you get, it done,
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when every day he came home with change, I feel a hundred years.
I
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every jape change. They went into one thing and then once a year you open that thing. You sat down and have your fancy yet one.
little machines, member those machines. Remember those broken
those fucking machines. Did those machines work,
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but even once they failed that task. The next task of neatly putting him in their sheath also unable to help. So eventually, you sat me counted and you made piles and it was also. It was truly
an incredible amount of fun to remember, making the piles
and then you wondered. Why does the bank trust me
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yeah. Maybe some of the sum of the words that I now know what our three throwing around so it was truly. There is nothing
that I do in this life. That is
more frustrating that to the people around me
bob myself in the night.
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I could go for fucking days. I could literally you give me a fucking, a dry arrays marker that was properly put nets cup.
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the republican party in the. U s is an outlier
and virtually everything,
especially on climate change. Mobile,
exists both as us
worry about climate in the? U s, but also a broader story about how
Now the world is facing climate change, our a kind of corporate straw,
sure that is international is true,
a avoid facing up to climb
changed you talk a little bit about like you,
as craziness and how it factors into mobility. While that is a complex question, I'd say the the thing that's most like vivid as an illustration to me. Now, if you go unlike the halliburton website, you would be pretty sure that they make lake environmentally friendly, like windmills or, if you
well mbps website? It's like we're solving this crisis together, we are that we are the energy transition and we're supposed to say thank you and yeah. I mean I think our political process is like encouraging that at basically every turn.
So you wrote the book
Which is incredible, and people should
and I think that, like it is a book tat grappled with
personal responsibility.
Enormous problem that we feel like needed,
the way in which people rationalize their connection to a broken system, and I think that that something that is like the left grapples.
With more than the right does, but
Thank you see it in everything from fights about
banning straws at starbucks all the way
to. You know what it's all the way up to like what,
what protests are happening like on college campuses. How do you think about.
The challenge of, on the one hand, recognising that individuals have responsibility bonds
their hand. People will want to be part of a movement that is fun
that doesn't feel like you have to be perfect to belong yeah. That's such a great plan. I think when people hear things like recently, like french people did a pole where they all agreed that people should have liked for flights in their life that that doesn't like, maybe make a lot of
people think like. Yes, I want to join onto this movement and, but I I personally when I see like really young people going and like yelling yelling at
very self satisfied leg, political!
like a fancy garden party, I actually love that for them. I am like, like I want to be the person that the that the young generation does not come, and yet I will do
ever they want to prevent that from happening of giving all. That is my king, but I understand your point.
Joy to be other, sometimes picture.
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man
the fuck, you come out here,
and put in my mind what you were like in two thousand and three leaving
Leaving me wondering I don't have any that's all I have to contribute. I dont I'm way out of my depth, you,
Yeah. I don't know you wrote a book. That's us,
What are you write a book? Why didn't I write yeah? I I barely red
you. Barely read hear me to see there. It is why listen, I'm all
I read I dont, I audible
I believe the other. You readers out there my feeling on your reading. Ok as we call it
scientists. Sometimes averted is listening
but on, but I did, but I do want to use jargon. I don't want to get. I dont want to get to scientific about it, but
my philosophy, is you
reading an audio book counts.
as long as you do
and find yourself doing something else for
fifteen minutes and then say I think, they're at the movies unanimity,
you gotta, listen as well as your eyes. You know your eyes, can't not see something you I'm saying
You I mean now rightly once you know how to read books when you
words. Are you
what they are. She can't stop the process
If you I'm say like once, you know how to read, and you know right. Yes, of course,
You know how to resolve weren't, you know how to read in someone's puts it like. You can
say no, no! No! I don't want to see those words, let my eyes not see them its automatic. It's almost like it's almost like you to your forced to. I don't want the teacher to hear this
but once you ve learned to read as a child, you are already saying because you're not you're a minor, you can't
dull decide. I want to start knowing how to do this. I hate this okay,
here. I can argue with anything. You just said
I have no uniforms readings data now
eating his type. I have ever teacher tiffany anecdote because she's my friend
neighbor? I had no idea that we will be on the stage she is running for city count,
district. Three John, did you give any sweet.
Do I do like parliament. Do I like whirling sure, like wouldn't do you like one
I get the feeling. Do you do you like it, though yeah I like it,
I really like it. It's the
made a city in the world. Liddy unchanged goes america's many things
In the same way, a high of yellow jackets eating and corn dog somebody dropped to the fair grounds is many things in america. One thing it is is weird.
as a result. Increasingly, americans demand extremely we're. Presidents.
Yet something you want to get a beer with now. Americans want a president who dropped a palliative bud, light off a bridge because a trans woman, other candidate on tik, tok, weird fucking country.
Now, what we all like to see a pilot, a beer dropped off the bridge onto to say a gmc truck below sure fucker.
Yes, that's not the point
Why does the cyber game we're calling keep amerika? Weird? Maybe I'll start with you, Michio Peter bakeries, Christie called donald trump. What disney character.
I'll, give you a hint. It was an insult basin. Donald trump was avoiding questions about me
What year europe there we're down here, Peter pan
No, he was donald duck, show the curse of text.
you're talking these things, and let me tell you what's gonna happen, you keep doing that. No one appears
Donald trump anymore, more clear, donald duck.
drop the my heart, my friend chris
whose hard watching you know every hour is your friend and
If you can help yeah, you know what I mean you actually realize. When you've tried to help them, you don't help them. You actually need to stop trying to help because actually the way to help them as to not help them yeah. That's most of my friendships,
yeah. That's me, increase critical,
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the low lying land from the birds that that chip
away at the roots of the trees to prevent the water from rushing in because someone stole stilts now making this up. That's not real,
What we decided is that it
I dreamt that exist right. The king stilts fucker
anyway. I lived it.
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his august interviewed Tucker carlson's twitter show donald trump shared his thoughts on the death of which infamous figure to use a lifeline.
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I've seen yeah failure, shuddered ass. They got to talk about it, getting killed himself
it's I dont know. I wouldn't say that you use a fixture in palm beach. Yeah I don't know
bar said about it either. I have no idea what he said. What did you say you killed them, so that's donald duck.
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tromp and his eyes were whoa. How easy easy easy easy in august
the rama swami said representative, I presley was like a leader of what racist organization a leader of earth will, of course
is this organization for its it's. I gotta be the first one you think I've! Yes, it is. It is the clan
yes, that was what he said right off. I called her eye. Modern grand wizard of the modern
K, K, K, boo, boo, you're, correct, oh yeah yeah, because he sucks
Lydia some people have fifty minutes of fame. Others have fifteen minutes of weight who, during his time,
jake presidential run former gb canada. Doug bergen gave away what in exchange,
for new donors to the campaign. If you donated one dollar, two doug bertram, what did you got?
a similar gift card.
Close. I wish it worse as their gift card, just twenty dollars,
you donated a dollar two doug brigham. He gave you twenty dollars. Is that legal?
make it up. On volume
But the thing tat we needed to acquire the donors
He had to get to a certain number of donors in the debates age because that's where he catches rocket ship, where he would take off checks.
We have to buy the donors. If you gave him a dollar got twenty years by the way
We all do them.
there's literally like think about it like. Why do
but why seriously? We none of us in doing what you do it did you actually thought:
at portland because, like you just a game it out, like you're, taking you're taking nineteen dollars from republican presidential
added ETA republican governor, like it's like net good europe.
yes, money to you from some.
That the world will be better without its
up upside. Why did we
fucking do it. We should.
Why don't we do right now? Everyone overturns ex solidarity shown during the second year
you debate miguel, he told me that promise while me every time I hear you, I feel a little bit dumber for what you say, because.
How do I doing a tick tock with this youtube or turned pro fighter? Do you know? I know the answer to this.
Yeah, it's jackpot hell yeah. I guess it as a follow up as a follow up before filming that video brahma swami called tik tok, a digital version of what drug that
before he joined the platform,
you know. Maybe you can see. I therefore is it fair and correct.
by the way,
a broken. Vague is right twice a day, because
is spent in all. It is
digital retinal. I think that's true. I dunno man there's a lot okay. Well, we could walk right outside his theater and see
take tat just all over the world
I've past. If you take talks on the work of you so yeah yeah, I know that's an important point.
Doctor
during during private busier? This candidate made a video highlighting trumps alleged pro algae bt q support as a way to shame him. I candidate republican, made an anti trump video by claiming he was too pro gay. Who did it? Who did it either? One of you can take it to prague,
what what was the name of the candidate now the candidate, the candidate accused trump of being pro numbers and the candidate accused trump of being pro gay? Who was it? Oh.
It was called at my expense or knows this fucking guy
you know people have you. Have you dealt with people in your life like around the dissenters like if you come across this type, this sort of officious mean ambitious, unlike other type, the couple people have you. I think he's pity he's like his rare to see in the wild as attire
with the like heeds with like the salad within four months. Putting the question is which three fingers I always my instinct was like that you know what did you think like? Maybe
european style.
You know her well like that. You know that's like how, unlike inglorious bastards, gave my way
I tell you there- rabbits theirs
What do these dudes once you just drive at least fifteen minutes,
sat a poorly in either direct interaction. Either see these are all replaced
Can I ask you: can as you an organ question, so is it it's a? U portland sure is like this
Ok, but not much else in Oregon is like there's. No it's just this.
And eugene oh yeah, and your team fucking ducks in here yeah sure sure eg. I guess portland is it's a big sea rent, while the the oregon is a big sea robot that will drop blue,
That's our beautiful city boil it. How do you dream
what is interesting interesting.
Two people from eugene have chip on their shoulders.
Please.
You weren't, you said you're here, first technically is out. Will you make nuclear? Thank you I think you were here. I don't think we want to start a. Who is your first contact? How do I get rid of those books? The I know. I know that I don't think that's you think. That's a fruitful
fruitful journey, no, no, but go to what I have just given.
Finally, during is still running ill fated campaign teams got got into it within
winter, on the set of a long running daytime talk, show which he got winter. Was it.
We do within you gotta. Let's see the Glen black
what it's not something we want, he stood up,
they were they were. They were in a bit of a fair bit into. They are having a discussion. A dispute. I watch, will be very happy that we too would be, could beat the shit out of a guy
we'll be Goldberg is so cool like she'd, be cool
if she were in a star trek
character on top of all that, like you know it
never in the same way that whenever Lilith shows up on fraser and I'm sorry, I'm previewing, my seattle material? How dare you open mic? Seattle, jokes, the yeah yeah? What if everyone in portland wore a suit? That's called seattle, laughs, yeah yeah, if, if somehow like a
like, if new york was a person and then came over to pro poor lenin, put its finger
in portland space and said you grow up and start taking.
Responsibility. It would
up the coast in seattle, the points
was making, and it is important that in the same way, you're always happy to see Lilith stop by.
on an episode of frazier, whenever will be goldberg, shows up in an episode of star trek you're like fuck yeah,
and hell yeah we're doing it we're doing it we're doing it in that in in in in in the star trek world lydia, it took a global war for them to figure out how to finally have a kind of humane and communal and pro environment society. Sure
wait which? Oh okay, are you talking about star wars? I was like. I didn't catch any of that shit. I heard I missed out your read wrong. I didn't the point about ereader. I guess which is that's. The whole point is to bring us back full circle
mobility is an audio book
you it's a great integrating way to enjoy. You should get it as an audio books which, where
that's where you audio books, where you do your best year. Reading yes, but
You miss ear, read what I would say is, but if down assign you wouldn't have you couldn't of
I have just seen the words like something
Those which is also at times are eating accounts. That does
and is ready to do so, but then also that, on your part, gas is called asked.
Yeah, what's it about it's asses, most, it's its most, mostly better
What is it about? You know what it's about yeah, it's it's just a good time. It's a good time for a family. Current events, pop culture, kind of thing
so as well as more of like a state of mind. Asheville is a to to some essence to feeling so it's a glance from across the room.
The friend in the balcony that shares this segment.
was weird everybody go by. Lady is amazing. Novel mobility at your closest bricks and mortar modern, rob workshop and goes into shades MIKE as asheville
it sounds like my kind of town and follow him at shane Brendan. The news continues the world
There are many slogans. Were a city better than keep portland weird.
In fact it so good. Some fuckin start up infested right wing plays down in texas stolen. You had a first ok arson.
It can't be that weird either there's many bachelor parties.
Things are so weird. Here we like to cook me, fuckin idiots.
where they get off, they fucking get off
weird we're so weird we like technique:
gee shut up. I don't like a hawk. I calls himself a nerd.
Shut up you not a nerd, your friends, your own goddamn, like
That's not a nerd. What are we doing
Weekend, if that question had an answer, you not a nerd
We
He didn't have anything to do
me play mario carts, portland
wade, mario cart, Austin, went to the prom
oh now, you dont, want to be where anymore you wanna be rear, but still go to the prom fuck. You fuck you. What is
is energy, I'm bringing the point is let's get to the bottom? What makes this fair city as weird as you can
But when we please welcome the bizarre legal areas, the monti deny enemies, defyingly, talented silhouette,
come on.
In this, you don't
I got it. I worry ass. I learned the princess diana sitting method from the audience
for this very good,
Ninth Elinor indicates there. We go no europe,
Let's see if there is no doubt that climate or you're crazy over, which is what I did and they were like yeah but Joe, but don't do that. Why you should I don't want you to do something about how wanna say: that's real action,
Not now that's big question.
Either, one of you can take it as portland still weird, or is it just a trader Jos, with a crumbling bridge like every other major?
Wednesday
It's really weird. Now you find the pockets of especially when you see someone walking a pig down hawthorne.
and that's just like a regular thing that you see multiple times in your life. It's great, you know what stinks I'll tell you. The pigs all get big,
You know that people get tricked into thinking. Oh, this is going to be a small pig. No such thing now it's small for now, but it's going to be a big fucking pig.
The
The answer is yes,.
does living in portland make you strive to be weird? Does the city make you weird or just the weird make the city the money? What do you think? I don't think the city makes you weird and I think you're weird. If you stay here, unless it's just, if it's a safe haven for weirdos, do you feel that yeah I feel like portland is like the kids who are bullied
in middle school and then the kids who bully people and metals or try to get a better life like china turn things around
is some of the bullies stay yeah, but they grow they grow and they change yeah and that's also part of it yeah. What about the rain? Is that part of it? Well, yes, it is. I dunno, maybe getting rained on,
makes you weird. One thing I also noticed walking around portland today is in other cities everywhere, without exception added,
reception. Someone somewhere made a choice which is stop side light.
Flashing lights
design
every single intersection, literally everywhere on planet earth, some always like when people get here. They need to know what to do
parliament was like we're in a try. It slow,
differently. Yes, we'll do your traditional thing, several places
but sometimes roads will just intersect.
Then you vibe it out
there used to be a little breadth of EU regions. Boys lignite, like I'm, going now you anyway, but what
interesting about it, is the also they'll be like, and now you might think like. Yes,
The cars should figure it out, but for humans, with their soft soft, delicate outer bits that protects
the liquid that must remain inside there. These say, but we call in los angeles and the globe of earth
crosswalks crossing spots places to walk crosswalks.
No, no, no, no! No! No again! Vibe it out
I also appreciate that the baby now is also we're not where I know hawk city late when you're driving there's not a lot of people. Honking assets passiveaggressive like
inching into a really dangerous intersection and hoping for the best, and I heard someone shout the intersection is crosswalk. Yes, yes,
truly anywhere is
that's where you cross,
some cities- and maybe this has gone all the way here yet
fuckin lines on the ground as a signal both to the worker and the people,
seven thousand pound metal objects to let them know keep their eye out, keep their eye because because there's gonna be basically organs
Bones, surrounded by a quarter inch of fuckin flesh.
moving.
Slowly, lumbering across this very space.
this every single day. So do you? Yes, and sometimes I feel bad because, like I'll see a pedestrian and I'm like don't hit me as I do think I want to go to jail. Of course, I'm not going to fucking hit you with my car
And you know- and I heard them- oh yeah- that to us even the term pedestrian is insane like. Oh so like
I'm a person but the second you
or in a murder, is metal monster, I'm up pedestrian.
Well, I'm not! When did I? What is the moment that you become a fucking pedestrian or when I change right now? No, because there's nobody in a fucking monster truck trying to kill us when we're in this room, so we're all people. Now when we go out there, we are there. We become a pedestrian
What does that
I never thought about that. If you were getting about you, never pedestrian, though,
I ask you to stop traffic. Absolutely that's so important, a money, so a man of simple brand name
changed or pleasures storm starbucks into mourning. Panned express the afternoon
starbucks again at night,
Doctors to his home die personally, I'm just dying to know,
women are more about the weirdest parts of
which is why we're gonna you against each other in a second we're calling key
Portland, weird, either
Oregon?
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Isn't that crazy, it's like any kind of it kind of does taste like legit, like I like both I like einstein, bros locks, but these ones I was like wow, I'm changing my life for the better, because it's all vegetables and
I mean that's, what all vegan stuff is it's all vegetable to what it's really good to like what they do is that they they keep it like kind of original. They got the capers in like well, it's vegan cream cheese, but it still tastes exactly
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so you're, up, yeah,
the annual world naked bike ride, maybe against you. Maybe I have many reasons. It's a complicated
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I have heard at thirty seconds
So let me tell you about my experience with the naked bakery this year. I was not in the naked micro, because
I
was this living my life and I have decided to walk home and they all decide to pass now. Here's the thing about the major biker that I think is very interesting and it's my anger with all parade type events, ok is
there are widely on the main road where everyone has to be driving everyone. China get through. Like I I I love pride. I love the piper aid, but if you
it's like going to different streets, so I could get to it better. I would appreciate the same thing with the naked bike ride. It's a bunch of naked people coming right through it's it's a I. I also need consent
rain, naked love, the naked biker. I might get a bunch of making people coming right through what is this my saturday?
It's not my salary money, you're up, ok next week, even given our people are so obsessed with the carpet at the airport, did you can get socks with the pattern, but do you like it or do you hate it? That's the pattern
but you hate it. I hate it. What I mean it's just fucking carpet, you like the robot is stained and shit and like people were bidding for this like carpet, they're like I want to pay like three thousand dollars for a single square of carpet like what is wrong with you like in. I bet you is smells. How often do they even clean it
the reason they got rid of it because it was dirty. It was, it was dirty and then they want to take a picture of it.
We every time I go to the airport. We dont care, none of us here.
Oh, you travel up. Let me remind solar, yes, are you familiar with the constitution?
begins to club, absolutely unfamiliar. Don't make me against
workers, ha ha ha ha
Things landed on heads
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I need to do it so make sure that you are paying them tipping them, and I hope that the next time that you go, that you say silhouette said that this is a good place to be at that. I'm gonna treat you with respect, because what even in that space can say is still mandatory is a perfect place to leave it for now. You'll both be back with iran wheel, but thank you so much a silhouette. The body silhouettes birthday is tomorrow that they get down it's a fundraiser supporting trans and non binary artists to check that out. If you go to my instagram there's the ticket link, if you can go come out tomorrow, if you want to buy a ticket just to support the mission, please
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Now that it's time we opened the floor to a segment, we're calling keep poor lenders. Weird
and before you ask yes, we're created that we live a theme. Here's how this is gonna work Brian, is out.
Now now give it up by first of all want to see all of you is sold out show now here.
This is going to work, take a moment and think how weird am I. This is a room with hundreds of people and I want you to search your soul and I want you to think: is it possible on the weirdest person in this room? It's not weird that you love your dog. So now we are these stay up, late,
I want to free. I now another, you search your soul. I want you to raise your hand if you believe you might be the
Now so fast holy shit, I want you to raise your hand if you think you're the weirdest person in this room now. I also want you keep in mind that this is a pike ass that is actually extremely popular, and so I would like you not to be confessing to a crime.
crime is in weird crime is cool, so this is about being weird we're gonna find, ideally, five gotta keep
tight and then we're gonna rank you and find the weirdest person in this room. Ok
who thinks they've got a shot at this wow. Let's, let's go to this person.
Higher in one sentence. What makes you weird when I was younger? My dad worked for this new and he would bring him dead animals and I will keep him then prevailed
I can anyone be got that
when can beat it
went up self ass, you're fucked was both formaldehyde up.
Well, now you sound like a killer. We actually think that, but now we do when I was in fourth grade a farmer told me he was going to slaughter all the ponies, so I stole one took at home said a peanut butter and jelly.
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You say you always down you set sums, it comes. It comes in this chair now it's up,
Can you find with a mike?
now it's time for the rear, wheel, here's how it works. We spin the wheel, webber Landrieu rant about the topic, there's a bunch of stuff on the wheel at spirit yeah, but yeah, very good. You got this hey! You got this. Let's spin the wheel
it is landed on poland rustic only serving rustic potatoes instead of what the here, what the world is, no, I wasn't river and they did the same thing.
Well fuck, what they're doing over there? The I don't understand why every every every breakfast bar boyle and is always up your own ass, but you only have hash browns like what? How hard is it to chop up the chocolate shit up right, the rustic? It's chaos! Alright, it's ok! You want to charge the extra for rusty potato just because you're not even cutting them shits right in most of the time it's not fucking sees or hears the every every restaurant to a boil. Then, when I want to get some breakfast, whether it's breakfast time or late night after leaving an establishment where alcohol was consumed, I'd like to have some sort of, like you know, look danny's. I have something like that like like that
kind of aspirin real, cheap, real bad for you type shit will just soaked in oil, not your fucking artisanal rustic piece of shit, the fuck get outta here with that shit. Thank you. Thank you for saying that. Sorry, no, it's it's a good example of it's not broken. Yeah needn't fix it. No.
saving actually applies later in the day when they're, like we have a twist on french fries, ok,
Did you bring a fuckin french? I figured you think, you're looking at a it's the year, twenty twenty three you lookin at a potato and thick in your figuring out something that's gonna, be better than what we ve been doing.
the potato, Deborah thousand fucking years, it's ridiculous!
I am also now realizing for the first time that the
Plural of I hope is ice up.
I have sought
Will the international house of pancakes is doesn't make any sense. The international houses of pancake
its eyes,
You have one I have to. I has ops,
right now that's wrong. That's wrong juices wrongs.
rustic potatoes. I also think that the rest of potatoes-
That's bullshit! That's now. Can I just as your question: are they when what is when we, I dont, know what a rusty
potato is member dockers making and they come out of the ground. Pretty fuckin rustic. They don't like. Oh that's your this. This jerk covered in brown, soil direct bob sue, fancy
let's take it down a notch. What are they do in a regular rustic, barely trop them up take off soon, as they kind of like they like boil and then
do a light smash snap, that's like when I knew what I can do that in my own home everybody around does moving. I love it. I won't. I would you please
judges, and it is your favorite
isn't and I dont want to yuck anyone else's yum, whoa friendly, but lately what with spears juice,
What are we to? What are we doing with the potatoes there
There are differences, Joe Joe, those china. Georgia is a kind of
it's a potato wedge re arrested. Car
joe in and that's their dad, their perfect as they are
they, wouldn't they wouldn't be better. There's a cut
smaller, say each one of those wedges into say
exchange right now, rustic, potatoes judges are brilliant wheel. Is a rustic potatoes, a type of potato. Does russia?
I think I'm not a murmur. I don't know these things, so I just want to do
be clear where we're out right now, if it's the morning,
someone has in finnish, cutting the potatoes boo.
But if the evening and someone as in finnish, cutting the potatoes its yea? Ok, ok, you are weird. Let's build again,
landed on hetero normativity, I'm here to tell y'all real, quick, okay. So here's the thing is: I'm not here like what I say that what I like talking about, like the I want to dismantle hetero normativity in our society. Usually people think that I'm against straight people and that I'm against monogamy. Yes, I am,
just get it we're really. It is it's about opening up options for us to exist and be happy and our lives. That relationship can look different and friendships and romance is an intimacy and all of those things can be. If we learn about
sounds a little bit more. We take the time to see the things that maybe challenge us or maybe makers on captain
about ourselves and about our relationships that we may be able to find a way to grab those pockets joy that we kind of miss out on, because we're so worried about trying to have an extra
simple way of life and not a happy way. That's been the wheel
poland driving
I hate it now. Night has here's a days. I don't. I don't know that really is the portland drivers. I know that people like to shoot on portland drivers, but I can tell what it's not of portland driver cause. You as Joe know how to turn on the fruit. Like you, let's start breaking on everything
he'll turn just spoken go with the flow. You know, that's what I do I just go
You guys, it's like I followed, you are you're driving yoga
yeah I be breaking down in tears. Here's here's! How I know that you don't know how to drive it's like. Sometimes we drive too slow and I'm like what are you doing looking at,
new apartment. Complex is getting built like what do you like? Mt hood looks especially.
Today is that was hurrying on. Like this
foreigner designated a california engines scream that yeah
Now then, now that that's been it again
it is landed.
Light saving time. Today we are recording this in portland and a beautiful friday evening tomorrow, when this episode comes out overnight, we will fall back.
I know that's what I'd just falcons out we're here right away. The episode comes out tomorrow to morrow night. When this ever
It comes out today, I see your point, never correct
again, we will fall back
except in arizona. Why are we will enjoy
an extra hours, sleep and then it
be lighter in the morning and darker and evening now,
how many of you forget the change itself.
And the way that the spring it forwards.
but you get longer nights long,
see it's on your knights and falling back is nice, but you get darker early evening. Forget the change part of it. How many of you prefer
having son in the mornings
and how many of you would prefer a later sunset canadian dies every day, and so no it's interesting right. That would make sense here, because here we are all the way on the west, where it's gonna get lighter later and darker late
wait what the fucked it up. Here's what I want to say
I once again argued.
what we now need in this country. We should not have to just choose between either it standard time, which is it,
in dark all summer at night,
It's
daylight. Saving people like to fall back with they don't like the early sunsets
they do like the sun in the morning, because really what we like a summer- and we don't like winter so
Somebody confusing is everyone's like everyone's, like fuck.
hunger is make it some or all the time kind of
about a real metaphor for our political problems generally, which is why won't congress fix this? You mean the rotation of the literal earth
there is a solution and a solution is this right now, if you live,
anywhere in amerika, you have two choices: the choices are either permanent standard time or daylight saving time so either you can be on the clock, we're about to switch to all your on or you can be on daylight saving time during the summer, but you can choose what a lot of states would prefer, which is daylight saving time all year. Now this is divisive and divisive because,
some people, wake up early. Some people are cool. You know some people understand the joys and blessings of life that take place between, say, five p m and nine pm. Other people eat eggs in their house.
Like literal fuckin freaks? Those are for those are baby chickens. You weirdos, you cook edge,
in baby in your house,
In the morning, point is point: is there should be a third option and every stage should get to choose between permanent standard time, permanent daylight saving time or the switchover
Some places will like the switchover to places where in spending on where they are, that might be nice for them, but a state like mean we're in winter its concerns going to set a three forty five p m. They should get to choose permanent daylight saving time.
Like Michigan we're during the summer, the sun doesn't settle like
nine fifteen p m or something in Detroit
and then they all go to bed too late, but the morning is still when we keep the morning as so. They all have fucking heart palpitations, because they're getting no sleep because they're all fucked up from being too bright late at night, they should get to choose, that's the thing they should get to choose permanent standards.
and and here in portland new, probably would want to be on permanent daylight saving.
Permanent standard. Keep switching interesting, interesting lost, it's just too dark. That's what it is. It's just too dark. It's too dark
but but call your member of congress and ask them to make its summer all year?
round. We have over thank gone, sober, regular, incredible gas.
Now, it's time to end on a high note, Brian's gonna be back out there. We only have time for a few, because I had to put up here. I just been
in june, the shit for like two hours we going out here so that we have time for we bring the house lights up. Please. Thank you very much pride is out there
I will do as I'll do as many as we can do very quickly, so keep your high notes,
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