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Lovett Or Leave It asks “why so Sirius?” as we welcome a whole new cast of jokers to our stage. GOP candidate Tim Scott’s very real girlfriend (Lisa Gilroy) stops by to discuss their wonderful, extremely plausible relationship. Sam Sanders and Danielle Schneider discuss the most important news of the week, both Real Housewife and original flavor. Morgan Jay finally answers the question that has plagued philosophers for centuries: would you have sex with this alien? And we end the show with a rare Rave Wheel, because sometimes,  very rarely, we actually do enjoy things. Shana Tova, sluts!

 

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we have a great show of united tim scots girlfriend is here all the way from canada, sam centres and Daniel schneider break down the wall between reality and reality, tv and morgan jays, here to tap some unease. By flying ass and because road kind of scalded us introducing the rave wheel, but first get into it, but a week you just senator mitt romney announce you will be retiring in order to make way for a new generation of leaders for the republican party romney added with any luck. This generation will be even older than the last one. We announce becoming The announcement coincides with the publication of an excerpt from romney erecting a new biography about the
just senator by mackay compounds in the book. Mitt Romney reveals that he texted Mitch Mcconnell a warning on January six about online chat or from trump supporters, specifically targeting specifically targeting Romney Mcconnell for violence. Mcconnell, never texted him back, but am economies defense. He had a bad case of premature rigour. Mortis that day, romney, also told carbons that behind closed doors, mitch, Mcconnell acknowledged to romney that the impeachment case over ukraine was persuasive? Or is this and are set at the time they nailed him. Just like it, my girlfriend said TIM Scott. Trying to do this. Springer gesture, but doing the violin gesture by mistake, when I can do that. Is this so stupid if a convergence, sex. Is cool. Romney also revealed that centre. Lisa Murkowski gave him a freezer full of alaskan salmon. How did he eat it? You ask why he put it on a hamburger, bun and smothered it in ketchup
may rami, has a wife, and he has also. The same time america's most divorce dad we can. We can hold two ideas in our minds at once. Also unfairness ronnie in certain congressional districts salmon with catch up on a hamburger. Bonn is considered sushi Considering the jar integrity romney observed that a senators elected position become central to their personality, said romney most of us have gone out and cried playing golf for a week and it was like ok, I'm gonna kill myself Why we're raising money to send ted crews on an all expense paid a day gulf excursion, because he'd kill himself? Romney say particular video, protect crews and holly for their attempts to bolster trumps election lie. Josh holly is one of the smartest people in the senate. If not the smartest and ted crews could give him a run for his money here. We have security footage of Josh holly on a run for his money,
And then, in another passage, Ronnie said I don't know that I can do speck someone more than jade events, Ohio senators rushed to abandon his ideals and the campaign trail. He said it's not like you're gonna be famous and powerful because you became a united states. Senator it's like really You said yourself so cheap and mac gates. I wouldn't fuck it with marjorie taylor, greens, dick who else who ups delay roast speaking king of people, who believe men have one fewer rib painting in iowa, MIKE tense tallest off this upsetting the good joke. maybe you know, The job MIKE pence been waiting for that for so long he's getting fucking he's been in shit all across iowa. He finally came with a fucking joke good for him good for him and then alternative energy to pile on those cool good, for you put him down as a maybe
meanwhile, on tuesday, after months of pressure from the far right, feeding caucus ken Mccarthy opened impeachment inquiry into the president without a formal houseboat, miss Mcconnell, of course, wants nothing to do with his whole impeachment mess when reach for common. He said and I quote, this is a huge waste of. Even after mccarthy capitulated to the farm. Its impeachment demands. Florida second worst horny swamp, goblin, mac gates, called mccarthy, a sad pathetic man who lies to hold on to power and worrying, to say this once and hopefully never again. Matt makes a good point when asked about the impeach. gray pennsylvania. Senator John fishermen had this incredible reaction. As a has formally launched each man he's going to my god. Really, oh my gosh, you know its devastating
come on John betterment. Everybody settlement, of course, famously had the rare scrope that makes you even cooler like the recipes gazers. The shrubs has make them worse. Also, this we d be present candidate, vague rama swami said he was surprised by the intelligence and engagement of voters. He's met on the campaign trail, which he told porters over lunch of spaghetti and devils eggs gould in in other new, whose in other new senator John Kennedy. Speaking in defence of book bans, read a passage from gender queer by author co baby. I got new strap home, strap on harnish. I can't wait to put it on you. It would fit my favorite deal.
Oh perfectly you're going to look so hot. I can't wait to have your cock in my mouth, I'm going to give you the blow job of your life. Then I want you inside of me in quote sir. This is a hearing about highway appropriations now bring out the props said Kennedy to a horrified page, is so inappropriate. I don't care to hear this come on guys, I'm sorry that emphasis was we're I meant to say I don't care to hear about lesbian sex. I come on guys former thank you, yeah yeah,
Great yeah waiting when there's no laughter for applause is called a bill mar former how speaker, former Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, age, eighty three and health as she will run for another term and twenty twenty four. It's the right choice. She sharpers attack best math teacher I've ever had a diet. Feinstein better prosecutors on thursday indicted hunter Biden on three counts tied to his possession of a gun, while using narcotics wow the d o j the indicted abiden. I can't wait to tell my girlfriend, but it's already so late in canada, said tim scott rada, all right. Congressmen, Lauren bobo was escorted out of a demo production of the musical beetle juice after allegedly raping singing in causing a disturbance. The theatre also objected the person started the home ass by saying Lauren bobo three times according and insular report according to it in report by local officials, bobo resisted ushers attempts to escort her out of the theatre. Saying do you know who I am to which the usher responded? Yes, that's it!
actually why this is happening when you I began acting like an asshole. We all recognised you as that famous asshole. There's nothing to me. They better captures like the essence like of trump ism. Being in a fucking musical and being annoyed that people, don't why you vague and single long be like? Oh, I guess I'm having too much fun by snowflakes fuck, you, you don't say it a musical, not a concert at a pace. The person she was bathing in front of was pregnant. A pregnant woman That would you mind not vapourings in a years and she's like no, I suck she does worse, but these are the worst people they just bad people this. They came a mould, bad enough, did murder donellan cavalcanti, who escaped from a pennsylvania prison earlier this month, was captured,
on Wednesday, after a two week, manhunt cavalcanti actually surrendered to authority, saying that two weeks in the philadelphia suburbs was enough and take me back a few hours after the arrest or a quarter asked this question at a press conference which came up with another small step inside patricia rest, style. Another small man actors, writers and directors are auctioning off their time in services to raise funds for industry workers hurt by the shutdown some examples partially on helping. You saw the new york times, crossword adam Scott walking your dog for an hour or an autograph apron from the bare bidding is currently at five thousand dollars four Lena dunham to paint a mural on your wall and for ten thousand dollars. your house alone, whereas I don't understand why nobody's bidding on love, it will do an edible with you and repeatedly ask if you're mad at him. Are you grocery shop which to him
is buying one rotisserie chicken and nothing waiter. You guys. Are you guys mad at me in a report in rolling stone, Jimmy Fallon is accused of being drunk on the job and fostering a toxic work environment of the tonight show- and I just want to assure this audience that no such article will ever come out about me, I was dead sober when I created this toxic environment. Isn't that right, Brian, you ugly idiot all right in a truly berserk interview with variety. Sean pen city would have responded to nine eleven a little differently. If he had been president I'd have led. Whitehouse council no, that they are on vacation, I'm not consulting with them. If I have to go to prison I'll go, but I'm gonna kill them. I want to kill everyone, they did this, but only and we know where the fuck they are like in a movie said. John pen, mama, act shit. I've ever seen in my life, just there's music
in the background like and then when I do, it, there's an orchestra as jack's ridge. I think John Williams, if we can get them, will probably be back there. Penn also had some thoughts about the oscars refusal to let ukraine's president speak at the two thousand and twenty two awards and about his own oscars. He said I thought well fuck it. You know I'll give them to ukraine. They can be melted down bullets and it can shoot at the russians, and the austere goes to the chest in the abdomen. In wilmot the british scientists you, the team that cloned dolly the sheep died on sunday at seventy nine in wilmot is survived by his husband in wilmot an annuity in clearly, as I've, everyone is being as much everyone in a newspaper A team of scientist announced they have succeeded in recreating the smell of an ancient egyptian mummy back to work. You fucking dipshit. visibly upset anthony feta cheese they're, calling it mummy huffing and it has area parents running scarab.
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We hear, love it or leave. It have a very exciting development for all of you. We have with us tonight TIM scots actual girlfriend. She just from Canada, where she went to a school. You ve, probably never heard of. Please put your together for the very real, the very lovely centre tim scott felucca, sean,
Thank you so much for being here. That's pundit, hello, wow and thank you. So I was, let's just you know: let's, let's just get into it, how did you two lovebirds meet myself and tim Scott yeah boyfriend, your boyfriend TIM Scott, my boyfriend, TIM Scott is my world. My boyfriend tim Scott and I met at a spaghetti. Restaurant cafe. What did you like best about TIM Scott? Thank you for asking there's so many things, I'm loving about my partner and boyfriend TIM Scott. He does his birthday on September, nineteenth nineteen sixty five making him happy almost birthday. My baby I like to
slip, spaghetti noodle with my boyfriend and sometimes when we're slipping from different sides. Myself and my partner tim Scott will meet in the middle with a kiss. Well, that's all so romantic. Thank you for asking some building tim Scott is pretending,
His girlfriend, because being a fifty seven year old man in politics was never probably had any kind of relationship seems to invite unwanted questions as the woman very much dating TIM Scott. What do you say to that claim? Tim Scott has a romantic and heterosexual penis for me being far away from countries such as canada, which is a northern pull it's hard to communicate my presence in my boyfriend, him scots life life at all times. Some news outlets are saying we can't hear her she's too far away, so I've come here, a a plane to say hello, hello. The spaghetti in the united states is fantastic for me in my boyfriend teams,
given sloping it in a man and woman mouth on mouth way, right, yeah. What's your question? Do you guys have any pet names for each other? Yes, thank you for asking my boyfriend. Tim sky is a real masculine dog. He likes to be called the big dark. Does he have? Oh that? So he calls. So you call him the big dog and he must have us out of pet name for you. I am the little bits. Life is kinky and fund with TIM sky, but what would you say is centre scots love language. First corinthians. Thirteen says that love is patient and love is kind. My boyfriend and dear baby, TIM Scott is the most patient and kindest manual ever mean
hey is urgency. Your name pillar. Caution is your name, because someone asked him what is girlfriends name was and he saw a throw pillow on his office. Couch and panicked. French is a big part of canadian culture names such as pillow cash on our extremely bonds, in a mercy. Well, right again, Canada is a country farther way than you could ever ask, or imagine I'm so happy to be close and on land. With my terms, guy I'm so happy for you that you can be on land with him. I hope- and I am- and I pray my dream- that you will find eleven lovely romance such as
for me and tim Scott know we all want. We all want what you have and I think we can all pay. Don't we all want with what what she has with TIM Scott? Hey! Thank you for asking any any big plans for when you become first lady. Is tim scott, oh my god? Yes and yes, she'd, be the first lady means to be the the best and number one woman and for me I'll happily stand by TIM Scott's side as Christ has died for us
call of duty. It's kind of weird that the republican front runner is a serial cheater and abuser who's been married three times, but your boyfriend has to announce that you exist. So people don't think he's gay or bisexual. The claim that my boyfriend and hunky chunk of luck, loving meet TIM Scott could ever be gay is in a blast formation against the bible and the declaration against the independence. While as powerful, he is the most penis vagina manual ever meet. He he and not to be crass or against a word of my god can play the pussy like a violin, which I would like to address rumours that he thinks that violence is not a sexual thing for vagina, because it is- and let's just say he has an extremely long bo
hey well, oh god, great, amen, amen and amen to that, and if TIM had to face off against Joe Biden, would he win? I believe that Joe Biden is old and tim Scott is almost fifty eight on September nineteenth born in north charleston in south carolina. What do you miss most about canada I do not miss that desecrated country, as it is the sole farthest away from my baby tim scott will,
has been hard being long distance for so long. Yes, it is and that's why people dont know of me or know about me and they think that's pillow. Caution is some sort of made up name, to which I say: that's your ignorance and if you took one foot towards love or the kingdom of god, you would see that me and him Scott are having enough sex to be a couple, but not enough not too much to be it premarital. While and then I am finding pleasure I am experiencing and finding pleasure with TIM Scott, and I think that that's like the best place we go possibly leave that pillow coo sean. Thank you so much for being your TIM Scott's actual girlfriend from canada. Thank you. So much we'll be watching that they Iraq joining me on stage for a love it or leave it classic reality. Vs reality t v, it's two people who excel at both.
global sab sanders incredible. Daniel schneider, hi hi come on in this pillow cushion to decide, listen this can be bleak. A look at this graphic Who is who that it's not me sand? I know how awful buddies pretty he s. but what about sandoval yeah this guy, so the news is bleak reality. T v is fun yep? No, it's not it's also a bleak outbreak. Well, it's I talked to one of the guys from love is blind. He was like here's. Here's what it's like Its torture yeah is horrible. That we enjoy
when you go on, love is obliged, nobody wants to be no one be on and I want watch their torture and ensure the body will be a crucial facing alliance. But it's so probably pretty entertaining couple of minutes you and others. I started coming next year. Anti else I've had my line had like twelve kids, it's them. Let's start with this. Ukrainian official claims that elan mosques refusal to allow ukraine to use space ex starling- The crimea last fall led to civilian deaths. Doesn't it seem battery loud a set of multi billion years, your clearly having a mid life crisis to shape geopolitics? It's very bad. Yes, that's what I would say deal. I opened up the walter isaacson book
read it. I d I've used my chose my words, ok and carefully, and I believe the first section is called muse of fire. I did close it daniel how the new york reboot is it working luck overboard, getting hard questions really and knowledge. They were both this development- The amount of intelligent, isn't reboot working. Look I think it is. I think it is too China's genital, a girl. You know joe I'd love to, but you know was really great as general way this gesture? See? Yes, that's right! She's great, because I understand how she's coming off, alex somebody's insufferable, eggs.
That's. Why you're missing the point? Now I think Jenna came in with the mission she wants to sell those damn fake eyelashes, which are great I've already publicizing her share lake. chastity. If someone on one of these programmes, trying to you don't lie low Jes on selling, is her her personality, which of all awful answer, but that's it we're coming for. I don't need some of that can acknowledge or like say their sorry. I neither doesn't know how they're coming off and what that's? Why she's great? What is so dear to me, this season of the new york reboot is the obsession. With arguing over food and meals and eating, but that what the hell is that there are starving these women, are our view what does wonder who, just like I'm, going to resort to get food every episode. I now what's your name she's, like I'm gonna to the well, that's because what so insulting is air. And on this I don't know their names which air you pretend you don't. I know you and the rest of just sailor air and on their show she is, she thinks
he's gonna fran, but how dare she she s like me, jewish and she's, not feeding anyone. How hard the blonde one see. I haven't out over the ridge, yet caviar pringle, how dare how dear Oh god, what have you got ever martha stewart order, PETE, Martha stewart, Martha Stewart put that on her ass, a quasi ground. You need to have twelve as I'm just as our eye herbs. Pollyanna should be a little they would have. No I'm not, I don't understand, is on you when you say that are starving and no one's any food out is the idea that is. Are they entered in each other and each other's homes, and there I bet you're supposed to put food out and thereby, when there are the they put out a bee out like a loaf of bread, shaped like a lobster. Yes that is what it is heartening birth. There never satisfied when there are someone's house the foods not right when they go out, the other girls get mad at what restaurant they ve gone to its just like the food is just a means. You started
wherever they are wherever they. I think there are starving them, so they might see that these like the classic cars tat like a reality, show in then a reality of staple that they that they there's no food. Ravaged and my favorite reality show factoid You wanna guys mothers by nick that you really are that is so into it, but he was a go. It's loki, torture, one, the pods it there and on the show, that's a soundstage. They keep them there for a few hours. Then they take them to a hotel where they stay for like eighteen hours with no. On an astute as they show up for the show they take their phone there while it and their passport, so you just can't leave, but that endeavour Hopefully, allegation is who are the real housewife? Will they us stuck in the hamptons and that is where our lanterns hagen leave any time they wanted to quit the show. No date there basically made the thing they can't you
because they don't have a wallet or a phone, they can't order an uber or a passport were still in this country, So, like oh, you mean our realises, but love is. Why does actually sex trafficking and who is to say who's gonna? They act like I, you know, isn't a campton there is that local residents are we talking about a hundred rooms or residents in talking about like a hilton courtyard, the area courtyard like your kitchen at or not there is the question of who will supply source, as you were, sam two onions members were kicked out Drew Carey show at areas that's something drew barrymore, drew care, just barrymore drew barrymore sam
antibiotics barrymore shows, shaping our imagining drew, carry as scab egg cleveland cleveland rocks right has been that we all without having scripts hurry you can play. Those games played I wonder prices rise back. None of us knows that bodies. Members of the jew barrymore show reportedly kicked out of a taping for damage apennines. Yes, it's gonna, be there there. I I love this story because I'm fully convinced that drew barrymore is actually the craziest celebrity to ever have existed, and I love her bushes crazy. So she made all these headlines because she brand or show that without writer, as a strike still goes on and even the statement in which she announces. This just proves that she needs writers it was the worst instagram statement ever and then once it happens, she kicks out w g, a pen wearing audience members
She doesn't know that day. They they put out a statement saying that she didn't know, which I would actually believe should. I am not doing just doing bad jack's yeah, but, like you, have people who work for you who think that's got to do right right, yeah like it was interesting to, though, is like the muslim in surprise, so I do think the problem was that post that she put up about why she was coming back. She said I own, I didn't I decision and my decision alone, which made it seem a which she knew she was dead. Something that would she was like it was like say. was saying what I like you from the cookie I'm inviting I'm inviting rebuke and in a way, that kind of claim it we had this mix of being like. I know, I'm gonna get shit for this kind of wanting to know who was just quiet all summer, whoopi gothenburg in them the view has been taken all summer without writers, nobody cares, but that's all just sharpen worth, but that's it
as I mean no statements, cisco work right, but if they, the fact that drew barrymore put out a weird statement and then caused this medical problem, I think part of it also is that it's actually, I think, juries a little bit of a victim of our own success, a she backed out at the mtv movie awards in a way that got people a lot of praise and b people just like her and feel like they know her, and so it must have been surprising right that she got all this. Have her gall this response, because there are other shows with the exact same contract situation, that did come back, but it only came for her well and I don't I don't know I don't think she's a popular. I think the view is three times the big of a show, and I think that laying she's, but she is beloved people love I love guardian at it all again. None of it makes sense to meet him like this is interesting, but you know it's interesting to that. Like you like, there are some other. It's interesting that so drew barrymore. Basely says I'm doing this for the staff, it's not for me, but it's my decision.
and then build mar puts out a snide version can event obnoxious version of that statement, but compare conan. They went through and came back in the same way during the last writers, like that, with the different contract in the last writer strike like they did, do their shows without with our without writers, but it was a different contracts, so they could that contract is changed, able either some way in which you have it At the same time, though they still were they, so I d say like we don't want to do this. They tried to get exceptions to their contract. To do it, I will bill Maher as a member of the Wgs. So it's a little bit and that's why nobody had to put out a statement. Basically saying like you have to do more, you know you can't produce writing. You can't be right as adding a few right, yeah and but it
it is, you know, there's like sort of the online conversation about which is a kind of an easy shot that people are they like, don't do this yet. I do think that, like I did because their statements were so like and of poorly given and received here. I think they, like the version of the statement that say Conan did a decade ago, or that these guys, indicative, while also being on their show criticising the studios in criticising your own networks, are being for not sort of in the writers what they want. It is interesting to me that, like you know we're five months into this thing and I'm sure they're under a lot of pressure from the people that work on the show and aren't writers and there It seems to be like there's the online conversation about the strike and then there's the quiet. Conversation. That's like agrees that that still believes the writers are completely in the right, but is more willing to be like this is awful, and this has to end but be quiet about it. Move quietly do
gotta do again. I say what be Goldberg has been crossing the picket line all summer and no one fuckin knows. I think that, like there's also a self centering here drew didn't have to release that statement. Her pr team did write that statement for her. She put it on her fucking notes at lake. These celebrities can't just be quiet and do the thing. I don't like that, but I like that. I will say that view kept going throughout the summer world drew's show has it was about random comes back anyway, so I've again, I'm I dont know. I don't know anybody involved at this situation, but I do think that to come back
suddenly during its less its abuse and they have a going. It is an event people out of note as tumblr, so I'm not excusing her like. I don't think you should call the picket line nations now I feel- and I also think like the writers are to blame for what's to have- I mean I'm a writer so well and then what was really annoying sorry? I actually do like you bear more, but in the statement in the posturing around why she was doing though she was like will. Obviously, the drew barrymore show is very vital to the community to help them process the war. Right now really bless her yeah. It's nasa know that little yeah, it's like I don't like red. Like you know, when the government shuts down it's like essential services, essential worker or image that drew barrymore show was an essential book. I we all remember when the when the team behind the language. I was going to work during a pandemic people coming out in clapping at five o clock every that's too much call me. The rumours overcome
great atlanta reboot, have fans worried now that you've seen him put your heart and you're. Just saying it phonetically that to reboot the rumors now that you've seen the full season and the reunions do you feel a new york style reboot is necessary for the women of atlanta know like an all new cast. No, no, I think now to that day, until you get nini back in the universe, it's not going to be right. What I miss her? What about when and and now I'm listening, I miss phaedra Mimi was the oji. I love me, but I also but there's bad blood there. So I dont know that she and you know, work if Andy Kaufman has to leave for me. to combat mainly these
the bag about my lord NC yeah. I miss me every day detail. We all we all miss her, but I also think we can't we can't go anywhere without kenya. I think we can't go anywhere without candy. I think that it's impossible to reboot. I think we need new people on the show. I don't think some of the women are holding their own. Candy is very busy right now, she's going to get an eagle, like that's her. I think the first of all I dont want to brag about elementary school with county. Oh, she moves. Are we didn't know each other? say. Were those opa? Does those hypothetically going to meet an interview, a housewife soon at a live show in atlanta? despite having never seen a frame of the show, what story arc would you
common diving into to get the quickest understanding of her city. Enfranchised hypothetically I mean, and at last I think, we'd have to talk about ralph and drew, and the fact that he's been cheating on her and maybe she's been cheating on him and I think also we'd have to talk plans. Are we talking about yeah? I'm your guy will be an enlightened anyway. You area tell us Athletically tamara's, us, hypothetically, candy right. Why have you watch tower? You need to Are you tried bedroom kandian? You tried her sex swing, wrap plausible. Do I'd, try to automatic right to me like a virus? That's where you more flexible way. You watched the show sweetie, I know, but watch it watch I gotta watch
array interview or tell you love, bedroom, candy, and that you watched her new movie on peacock peacock together down. Great, let's make sure that's an atheism movie called. I forget the name. Her husband, Thank you everybody why it's called the pass, and it's about like a husband or wife who have a pass, have sex with other people in their mouths. I assume I haven't seen it, but I assume it goes. Awry sounds like it might. Yeah I don't want to guess. A few weeks, girls introduced our cosby the real housewives of salt lake city. The real housewives outlay city, whose married to her step grandfather on a subscription show terminally online, that's a blog, but what are produced? where's didn't tell me was that she was about to be out weirded by the city's newest housewife, monica garcia. What fun facts? Can you tell me about this woman? Well, I don't think it's out we're because I think marrying your grandfather's we the, whereas we can get, but I went on a marketing and think about that. The fact. That's. I dont know that you can get we are there.
It's such an important point. Yeah, thank you, but I think what we know about monica is that she had an eighteen month affair with her with her brother in law. Oh hello, yeah and then was excommunicated from them men church, but her forward that respect for having oh now where adorable underwear, but she was excommunicated from that same church, but the brother in law, Stay can come on. That's good eyes. You question sisters, husband, or the other lies husband. so in line law, yet like they're, not black, w in law. Well, no, no they're devil! We I've! I've got it. I don't care can could be your. It could be. Oh could have been her husbands Her brought her way. Her hung I've. Husbands brother stirs days at her husband
brother origin or sisters, husbands. I think it's her husband sisters, is? Are we looking for a way to make this justifiable? Well, not just that be is, is married to her grand yeah and again part of the conversation we had and that gang kendra. We can talk about. I'm curious why you thought was weird arable will die by, but we This is not vertical on how this The important thing is this: one doesn't seem like a goes up or down. The family threat goes echoes. The ranch flowering brush on the right right right right right, but it's all not great and also a bun fact about her- is that she cried on the show because she isn't as rich as the other women, and so she had to. She found herself in a loose baton, store buying louisville time, just a kind of like make her feel better stuff to do. The work
the dead, because then in the next episodes you guys guys I've got zani in my lou. Other sounds like the zombies worked. Well, I think so to show off your louise everyone who doesn't have Zani his boat, none of us have louis right, and you can put that is in a louis that you can put a lower than that. We are always saying what's that jail and my grandmother used to say you can't put an louie in asean now, what would you have me? You, russia at hand, manganese down, clarified that, despite what you might have assumed from a video taken back stated, the vehemence she's, not a few we're just lying like lie where one has no. Unlike some no, unlike some, I asked what he did to brittany. What he did to me what he did all of what he did to Jessica. What he did to my ears.
Country music when that Madame la like dead man and she was restrained, megan, you see him again on site, I gotta say when I saw all those in things together all those and think that, among other things always is doing to do as we know that the real sat up the group was joy if it's alive. Now I was all about our esteemed joey. I would seem jaycees chosen. eyes. These solo albums gets rennick quite nay I was I was I was. I was lady, a candle. Jody Joey Joey. Is that day? Is it yeah good, but how and although what I didn't like about this whole, like instinct, is coming instinct has come, an incident has come and you bring them on this fm stage and no one sings or bye, bye, bye, that's where they not. What like what does vacancy?
yeah yeah. I want you to dance. Just embezzler megan was saying those dances. If they do not stand the test of bad man. Can you do it I to excuse me that definitely not the test of a dances, and can I do it. That is not a test. Any dance is really going to. I can't do them all, but I do think that I can't do any of them. Okay, but do you think that megan was really just like? Oh, I was. I was happy to see him. You saw the video he looks so nonchalant and cavalier like they were just chilling out, but they weren't they were. They were they were. It was a. There was a kerfuffle because the photographer took a picture. is this a good video. I saw the video The only thing she looks, she's yelling at has his own, but apparently she was and I'm getting ready. I'm gettin prompt, I can't say hi to you this. This doesn't count em
It comes to how do you later see but, like I said she said because going to be one of those things where it's like, oh my god, SAM. It's so good to see you remember that store. I was going to tell you, but that fucking asshole came in my car as you could get phone call like that. Yes, but also, if I have an opportunity to imagine that someone else also dislikes justin timberlake, I will take the opportunity, my favourite justin timberlake yeah, and that is my question yeah, that that was the max it probably doesn't ever like is do you remember when they did an interview with him a few years ago and he was like well. If I wasn't saying I wasn't a thing, I'd probably The answer that I live in the lake did that's any like, oh of course you're so funny. You know I was here although dick in a box was good right to show you the one was knows. Why worry? So there is another one where he was wearing always wearing a costume and may come on now that one house gonna like yeah
no, we don't know where the words about vans up and ears I will say that invited you are like for what he did to Brittany, but in part it's what we to Brittany, there's that goes out because we didn't we all crimea river. We all like kroner you'd, like I'm your letters, rude, The job of the time I thought of his reign dismay and, like you, I never let me like goods on now. I didn't like it when I think back to the moment in which I thought I like just to rely music realized. We liked the black people who are making music for having timberlands timberland for our dinner. The sun is, I would have taken all of those songs. Even I would have loved songs even more if they were produced by the same people, but like rushers. them that we have been so much better. Now I did like the trolls song. That
wow, I we would get all these men want and what we do about mitzvah open yourself. You are vital question. What do you think about that? franco's ongoing calls for reality, tv to unionized, unnecessary. for the medium or the beginning of the end times. It's not the message, the message, sure, and so I believe that, if you add to the success of a program you deserve to be paid. You know what I'm saying. So, if you are adding to success, if you are making good television you deserve to get paid, I believe that entirely is bethenny frankel. I want to be heading. My username franco, beverly, frankel gotta, pay attention I'll, give you that he's a big enough star in that region the world. She says something, you look, you talk about it, you think I don't want her at all.
Go shading tabled. I wanted to be a shop steward but might hold them megaphone. That's fine, then she's taken that megaphone to the next eight of the wall. There are those who do matter about others make up like I have a problem like she's, a medley. Let's grab a hotel room be like this. Suddenly grabbed use dripping at daddy's, while waiting for else not them? Your question, though, as I can in some of these reality, shows ever successfully be unionized. How can you unionized below deck? Do you really mean that a safe works but its below deck? Well, I think you can you have to make it easier for space because on a boat, that's a workplace and unless we take up unless you make them a drink, you can't fix that after hours right now, but I think you have to stay drink. They state
they drive mounted? Listen, I don't take to the high seas. In my view, are you are you? Are you drunk hollywood telegrams? Why don't go this bill? It's like you know, can you unionized the fifth circle of Hell? Shore is still the fit silent. Nobody shows that you take him parent. You can complain to european it's hot at the youth, Israel, physical, yet well. How does he not combine the reality of our union eyes? Ninety davy yards UK, like I don't work, unionized house If you use- and I see shows they become no fun, you will see that euro the reality, so you but it could just be about the money. You can just about money and also about safety. I think we need money and safe. While there are still asking about mental health.
protocol. So basically I do you should only here. They do with your mental how's. Your out, none but like all of this shows, but the conditions of extreme isolation to get better performance on camera, and everyone wants madeup, virginals onset, I agree too, should do and also stop isolating them like that, what the hell, I again, I'm not taking to the seas that I'm not taking to the park. if I were you I'd take the dance. I got the money and I am also in plath bill right now to it's terrifying class. Ever ce marking, the platinum. What is its unreserved? What is this family of fundamental shift and where, in that in georgia, in cairo, georgia, lord and they have so many kids? I bet they're just now being exposed the real world like one of the older.
It has just had like sex and a coke for the first time, and it is cocaine? No coca cola cause I dunno. That would be interesting, but it's amazing watch more possible. Wouldn't network tlc, of course se was a tlc plus. Where do I find this? Well, you have to read mac. not again, I'm striking. So those gather- I don't know what, I don't know all. I know that you're out defined it sniffer dogs. If that's what that's? What the first person you had sex with said that I liked that. Thank you so much danielle goal isn't a santa pod into it and Danielle's bitch sesh. We come back to infinity and beyond beyond horny If don't go anywhere, love it or leave it and there's more on the way, love it or leave, it is brought to you by Tommy John, it's fall, which means you should be picking apples,
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you have our export spoke to men reveal that inside the boxes were too little, mummified aliens under oath. The experts these are non human beings who are not part of our terrestrial evolution here. To tackle this hard, hitting news, We please working to stage the very funny morgan, J, hi, hi, sorry I am that everybody has it going. Let me ask you this morgan. Yes, Does me? The mummies had three fingers on their hands case closed. That's enough! That's enough! Fingers! You know what I mean, but too many but not too many is just the right amount. You know, I wonder how many knuckles they have. You know what I mean right right. some article three one. I do the real question is: what would would you or the people in the studio audience? Would they fine and alien attractive. Who would be the first contact contact? Do you know what I mean
It's such an important question. It is an important question because you know I feel like I'd, be curious. You know how much I'm a curious person. You know yeah yeah Where do that's funny. I love you. I got a relaxed buddy I accidentally flirt all the time I accidently flirted with critical, the little bit shut out. We like that energy, that's good energy, the expert timing. Assign or mouse on claims that the bodies were found in a remote site in Peru and are more than one thousand years old. He also cells health supplements. I mean feel suspicious if it is kind of quite the poets coincidence that, like the aliens resemble every alien you see in a movie, you know what I mean. It looks just like e t write like that. Like I mean, let's go, Look at this and his covered in his day.
Covered in dust, anxious out there. I beg you to react. Allow I don't know what the general situation is with the aliens could be two holes for penises. We don't know what it is and will end and that's it and that's humble yeah. That's the humility before the offices of the universe itself. Exactly so I hears it and I want to believe that they, this is real. This is legit just because we just need something exciting the happen. I mean like we need this. You know I saw as do the loans. I just feel like if this was real. It really make that unimportant to the governor, the the the man in all the pic? How could anyone think of that- and I would ask you know what I'm saying so it is frustrating that the most important and pivotal discoveries regarding astro treasures do happen to the weirdest people in our society. The general habit never like. It's never found she
it's never a job, it's its ever trusted adult. It's never like a scientist and the other thing is even of aliens are real and lets say this is real. None of us are ready to believe that its do not I'm saying it might have. Maybe this is a hundred percent real, but we would never will. These is like this. Is that not the chain of custody sucks I don't want to go peruvian mine area lunatic, mexican congress at sea. I want. I want like just get us, get a ghetto scientist in there you know we're not someone who calls himself a you followed just a meda term based around an acronym, it's out right cells. Are they smell your ology wrong? Just stuck with it. You know I'm in a former fighter pilot for the? U s. Navy rang graves also spoke at the hearing, he's one of the pilots who testified in the? U s about its experience with unidentified era phenomena, and once we will take this seriously because he believes its a safety issue, the statement saying that the money reveal was quote a huge step backwards. Why such a dick? While
such a dick is far why the money wasted it again? Why and why why Why should on this point? I let this be left. Let this be an and look. I think people believe in much weirder things them aliens to be? Aren't you not? I mean yeah, it's like all kinds of things, all kinds of that look, those hip allan's, though right so sharp so angular I think I think I think these aliens also discovered was epoch. yeah. Do you have an interest in aliens and even before this came out? I'd been thinking about you know, I'm a big star trek I don't want to promote. We can promote I'm not on the show, I'm a big fan. I mentioned I'm like freaking out, oh my god, what's going on, are you worried that you're going to have star trek publicity yeah, I'm a big star, trek fan and you know star trek is kind of a horny show if you haven't watched it out? If you wash- and I like it, look if you ask the person of next generation is theirs literally an episode three, I think episode three, it's like
I don't know what that well know. There's there's like a full sex planets like a planet for four fuck it and I'm decide what of aliens are horny you don't I what are their horny for us and what, if they're, just sana planetary, you know mission to fuck. You know and I'm so glad you asked no visa tough question about how human beings would interactive aliens did appear and inspire by this question. You've asked not just here tonight, but online and in the world you it's ifor game, we're calling. Would you have sex with a zillion? That's why do we go and this is easy. These are easy. I do this on stage. I do a whole smash, your password it in. For me, it's gonna be, like probably smash everybody cause. I'm curious sooner so, let's start with ici from eighty tos e t the extraterrestrial things to consider is eating heavy
What that what the perimeter do thou do not I mean what finger. They really you don't. I mean it's the prostate, the clear who knows what it is not useful I guess so what are you can? I just know it's more like it you can say whatever, but you ve also inspired surprising. It's not the easiest serving day them energy, an idle. What the age of easy is, but god I don't want to be ass about it, but the finger is seems very interesting. I mean for those who know how to fund or the. But it's it's it's an imagined at vienna. What is our finger in the bud? Like you know, it's right away whether the eighty one crazy right? Maybe you see, god or the I don't know if that's out come on guys, don't tying up on me, that's what it is that does side now.
yes from to absolutely wow assuming they are united. It seems like a young alien though, those aware on technology can make things happen, Natasha, hence tridges character from the naked anti film nineteen, eighty five films species she's an alien. She kills you around. Yes, you will kill you, that's just that the price you have to pay in sounds come at the bed. the premise of the film as the premise of the film. We all know what units the praying, mantis kind of energy. You know what I mean like and maybe it's it's a transcendent as a transcendent sexual experience and who knows maybe, when she kills you after sex, you you go somewhere else into an entity of
some thinking about these things, yeah yeah, that's I've thought too much about it and seven of the audience responded like yeah. Obviously you go to you, you died from saxon, go to Heaven or some version of it. So of course it's fine yeah, absolutely, and I think that's right. What about? In her final form, Yeah, you forgot about the final form: You know that if I had enough to drink, probably next job war from star trek. I got to me Michael dorm, at a show. Such a nice person and his a strong? You don't I mean not. but you guys, I daresay eyes upon its about give blood, is love making probably very aggressive and some people like that? Yes, I think he's strong, daddy, also, here's emmett, yes, and here's a mean. I think that is geared not just fucking by day
or no games. No games have no head game. Honour he's The text you back he's not goes to exert ghosting is not an honourable thing to do, and you know the sex it is probably I mean I know for a fact that the among cling onto the sexes violence, so you will bleed a little bit to date right do you know, there's kendra pointing out that they have? No, so all clean arms have back up or they have to log into hearts and to dig into tube to but holes, and they got it all. So you know you know you really don't need a it's interesting have abandoned outside whole because it having a bad about hole in case. Something happens. The first but hall is very similar to when comments in ego steals the grand in because you can't steal a whole. Because what are you doing? Are you feeling it in are you leaving behind a slightly bigger whole, see what I'm saying,
and in the same way you don't need a backup buddoor. I don't think yeah sure now that I think about maybe do goes wrong, I mean look, I don't know the sediment got so much deeper than I thought away as also where it is said. That's it yeah, ok wharf is going to be a good time for sure and he seems like he's an attentive lover until I can listen to you. If you communicate with him and his lips of he's got nice lips and the mustaches. Whenever he's got like have like a fu manchu, then don't know, and perhaps it goes without saying, but wharf in the borg. We ask you to be their third. You know to bore queen looking kind of malice, though I'm kind of my data was into the boy. Queen of can you blame I mean they, they probably experience acts on a different wavelength them. You know zeros you know zeros and ones, and data
we don't. You know one mind you not imagine your mind and you make in love. Somebody variety as its it comes together. Yeah could literally come at the same time. Computer near the wifi goes out. away from any airline shuts after fuckin, why lying headway rail network tat? Nowhere near the head departs from when he sixteenth arrival, this is an immediate yes, because you know you know that these these airlines have a legendary grip, legendary amos grab, some suction and grip, I'm terrifyingly so probably and end because they have. The ability to. You know transcend time that fourth dimension, you could prove experience the orgasm over and over again right like right before you have sex your life. Did we just then we'll just have a new? None could relived that for my. I met you, but you do so. You did well yeah. You know, you're all,
a way if you ever do always not him, and that's that that's really think about a lot of interesting thoughts today and which also, if, if the moment you decide that, yes, you will have sex with a to part. You always did I just think it now. If they, if it ever were to happen, it has always happened. Are you so we certainly sore r r octopus octopi off able or on the table an hour so in japanese culture, those very we're gonna get intellect like we can and we get a. We simply cannot get into a very. We simply cannot. But there is, girl. There are schools with their oars roles there's. Whilst there are schools you can scan which also If you that word scrawl is another type of alien anyway, I'm honored, iron giant from ninety. Ninety nine, the iron giant, is going to be a no for me. Wow. You know like with your thinking
at this point in a game, rusty, you're, probably gonna, get tetanus you're going you're gonna cut somethin heard something unless the role it is a great about than you could probably do the robots of great of all. Then yeah. You know because you could add certain accoutred loop, but I'm not you know in the in the case of the iron giant, it's going to be like oil or something like that is going to be like a hard diesel and that's going to be kind of probably uncomfortable know, yeah. I'm I'm not a gun but settings on it, probably like it could be like one of those exhibit seat, you ever heard of we've got to we've got. We've got a couple of freaks in the crowd over there, not enough data to veto. The vote are talking about you perverts riot. Oh, I love you. Ok, next negative, Google. It Google, it next alien Henry kissinger
yes, yes, things consider formula sectors, Was this joke worth making the segment enough people know or care that kissinger is an immigrant. Do you care aliens are welcome in autumn, in legal illegal, but that's not the question. The question is, would you fuck him? No, I wouldn't The part of our heritage is our henry I'll. Take that have the part over no satellites action, the grip game, unless, unless the teeth come out, unless the teeth coma some such variants, weren't coil, something to think about experiences is yet to experience a toothless one from an all the and finally, the
over field monster. You know. Logistically, this is a nightmare. I affiliates the top of the building and looks like I have the right attitude about new york, I don't know where the orifices are. I don't know, what's a leg or an arm, it's gonna be a very weird emma twister going on here and I don't know I mean it and it looks like it's been with a lot of people honestly. New york has diabetes, so I'm surprised Jamie's where we ended up after this segment. Not in that way, not in that way like. I would want to know that, like the last time we got tested you, nobody, I know where we ever do know got down with anything our final one off yeah finance via the nurturing cosy, could really
you know on a rainy day with cold rainy day, you're living in. He seems like a good day, seattle officer that I'm assuming office. I know they had like a kind of like a male voice. Velika I feel like alpha on a rainy day, would be a nice time. You know, smuggle up, I mean it's. The causes- and you get to you, know probably smoking your dog, I mean look at the ski little matter. I want to have sex with a dog john I was doing so well in this segment. I lose. I really was murder in your crushing your unless you ve been yours like sludge chain. Of your master said you want. I thought my dog. Thank you so much more worried about you go and your you could check the safer details. What to say morgan data, Thomas J, why we're going about to about thirty cities? Next, stop as hawaii and then we're doing we're gonna zigzag in san diego, nor them back down and we will be doing what we talked about aliens for sure
it might be talking about robots and hey so very kind of johnny, five, yes or no. I like johnny although that that movie notorious fur indian face yes. Yes, I remember that there do you remember that mary, but the only that, but the robot was john. If I was cool and live there, a vanguard. Your special is our now on youtube. Yes,. If you could just watch it on youtube, we recorded as legendary recording studio and, and I can almost guarantee if you watch this special with somebody you're crushing on or you're. You know you might be- maybe early out you're going to make love during maybe for the special while the guarantee- and that is a morgan J guarantee I'll. Take that and you can take that very and, if not refund, on a special, the refund. Exactly when we come back the ray well, let's go our bad mid westerners detriment.
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good answer. Good answer. Ask us, go, I may know em, you know em, you start has landed on day line the pod cas, which was suggested by Daniel at incredible First of all what I about dealing the pie cast. Is it's not like the converted for the pod costs? They ve just held a tape recorder. To the tv record. They'll be like, as you can see it, s likely, and also you get in here daddy Keith, tat was the attic he's more than who's got. The dulcet took her smile was, is big enough three car garage yeah. It was as dark as a california cabernet like that's who you're getting, because I want to hear murder see that's what I love about devoted still always the husband right. It's always the husband. Usually she does
Yeah, I'm here also by brahma with he's always keep, is always like shit lit up a room anyway, like I mean, there's a lot, a great people, but his Were you at the lighting up or that I just wanna say it's like we're, not all walking into a room lighting. So let's just take that into consideration. I want to speak ill of the dead Again, all the lighting up rooms, one thing and we always that is on the show. You don't have to light up a room to deserve. to be murder. Yes, you don't. I mean something: people, people who walk is your room and nobody notices vegas
live till they don't have a twinkle in your eye to stay alive right. I don't know of intra virtue, live sorry, but anyhow and by way of managing that's, we gotta think that's why you're gonna than you can say any more like with this are going to hang like you can't blame, I invite more like a dangerous, don't deserve to live, which we all think and no, but our say out loud because of all the ways in which were not allowed to speak our mind. You first saying some of my worst axes are introvert. It's fine behind just so highly. Also, if you don't get daddy, Keith you'll get mank Josh. Go at may also have sexy man. Sexy voices, sexy murder when you say magala here that movie that black and white foam yank that
see, I don't know what it is, but the first minute of that movie is four and a half hours long. My my my screen can't get fucking past the first two seconds of that. First, two minutes that movie and I keep stopping with gary oldman yeah think of manco its megawatts of better one. But yes, I highly suggest daylight the packets, not the shell. why I'd rather no one clapped. Okay, thought you and your wife that goddamn club, I don't need yeah you're on notice, you guys she lights up a room yeah. Now it's like a three car garage yeah. Let's spin, it again
it has landed on getting close tailored. That's right and now, lisa, whose honour stage for the very first time I didn't Here too, I thought I was gonna talk about two motel shallow may then something exe, cream happened today and when I show you I away to scream, I got my pants tailored oh my god, upstream you guys do not back you scream. Yeah, so I really You can tell your closing. You have to be princess diana to do this. And you don't have to be any sort of special person or rich person, you can go to cape town and pay twenty five dollars to make your pants look like they're meant for your legs and your legs. Only because you know you go to a store and the pen and and clothes are made for a stranger. They don't know you. There are no we're your belly button is that they don't know what your legs are doing or how long are small or anything like that, and you can have your own clothes made to your body and feeling good and looking good and your pants or not your boss, actually you're the boss.
what time does the realisation that you could do this? Well, you see, I was wearing belt, I was wearing. And it was well no. This is acute. well, no, it's not! I had a I was getting and what it was doing to these pants was creating some sort of. I don't want to say three car garage, but there was a situation where it was like billowing the pants. Don't look at my garage, and so I was like. I can't be wearing this belt anymore, but then you know that the ban the pencil loose here that you take your anyways them the man fixed everything If someone tells you the price between your girl, let me tell you a secret. No one knows about this. A taylor If someone bring you the information, okay, it was kind of like a movie. I was driving, it was raining. There was only one light in the distance like flickering like taylor, I was like taylor taylor, like errors, tourists, sailors yeah, come on, there's like a scary guy with one eye and a hooker.
He's a little order. You need only receive glaziers taylor and I and for refuge from the rain. It was like your pants are too big. I know none of this happened but yeah. It was raining and I did drive by it and I just decided on whim to go in and I had an extra pair of pants to change into so I can miraculously just give them the ones I was wearing just move closer Ireland is I've, discovered tailors like like, like a two or three or four years ago, where it's me my night, her wits in german means tale. It means that an ancestor of mine when they came over was tat. It was a tale, xenophobia, criminal, no they're dentists, It's kind of hard pivot, hard pivot. I know,
they're not, but I do feel that my we're I'm being spoken of so you're welcome, think I did this my people, and then thank you and thank you? Thank you. Thank you have been acting on at all. I was asking for and, and everybody beg you lisa unthinking scenarios for the truth, I'm so proud of you journey. We will work happy or you and a huge everyone, and you can listen to LISA's park ass, the disappearance of dickie, donnelly and culture? Are you see me, I leave it loads spin. It again It is landed on olivia, regos, new, album yeah, I'm happy to admit in front of family friends and loved ones, that I am thirty nine years old
I love regos biggest man that new album has me ready to call in the tiara It is so beautifully nostalgic like she's, making music that the jin d kids like, but that the elder millennials like myself can relate to because it feels like it from nineteen. Ninety eight and she can sing like she does the shtick of like bedroom pop like cool hot cheerleader, but then in every other song. Halfway through she just goes for musical theater and you're, like oh jaeger, oh yeah last thing to rant about with this album. The lyrics are very wise. One of the songs. The bridge reads as follows: I want to key his car. I want to make him lunch. I want to break his heart,
and be the one to stitch up want to kiss his face with an upper cut. I want to meet his mom just a teller, her son sucks do so. Living eureka was afforded rural divorces and I love it. Sir. That's my rat she's, the best get the album currently the rigour and the elms good you like her. I like your eyes, though, what lotta people come on out to her for what I don't know why. But a lot of people saying you know what like a
There are a lot of people where a lot of yours. I know the streets are saying. The streets are saying you are the street level like lawsuits, construe stolen lifted, sunni stolen, nothing, my heart, my spare more without either indifferent paper. More is our irons vied with I'm just saying not its lapse knows my daughter, his ten. said that, like that for us our shared there's, my daughter like the first album she loved driver's licence will wield the ring I mean I've was that girl driving stocking lags corridor, but she says the new album sounds to similar to the other album and it hasn't linking. Why would you it's good that true, I dunno. If you want to fight my gosh thats, you want to give the people what they want, but also something different. I don't want to
when you, let's find it again I didn't notice that we just blend in with the cell phone. We all have these denim jeans, yeah and then use that, wearing jeans, don't get me fucking started on this one. It has landed on eating eating establishments that don't carry heinz ketchup. I got a breakfast sandwich from one of these fancy like breakfast sandwich was, as it was a big canadian cheese on everything bagel toasted, scooped out and from these cause. You know about that. but like a ruler and like the site, roger Ali and an eye ass if they had catch up, and only when I got up- and I was- I was sort of soap barking mad and I dont know all it like there's other there's another s rather or remain name lame. I its fathers and it's like near clover, city and I I went. there once they didn't, have catch up and I've never gone back. I like I would, if I go about, I'm sneaking my own catch up, and I have
bottle of catch up in my car right now, because I, of that establishment. I had to go to them, supermarket, which was a girl sins. And if you don't know, gases is the most expensive one, so I over pay for heinz catch up. This my car, and I mean I thought you knew a vacuum. Is anybody disagree with the view I you gotta lily. I I dont know what I find more problematic. And I'll use, and I use that word in the way we use it now what it, what bothers me more, a restaurant saying we don't have to I coke or restaurant, says that we don't have I cook, but we do have a another brand of and diet soda. That is not as good or what restaurants, don't catch up, but they do have other guy may catch when it is like the thing about diet, coke, the thing about heintz ketchup, if you would like to offer something that is not heinz catch up
can't be better than hinds catch up, because heinz catch up is the thing itself up up up up, but are ya into proprietary catch up What do you mean by that under the fast food chain makes their own catch up and its good? Oh god, you call with them yeah the kid well that yeah, I guess I I haven't tried it, but I would be it's it's the it's. The absence of the absence of it's, it's, the the complete like lack of humility, but pure hubris- and this is the political I've ever be, then, in my life, ok, it is a shock and a million has to put up a shook hey, hey, hey, I beg you to stay giver, cheering what you feel comfortable sharing about this. It also have you guys ever had like you go to mcdonald's and get french fries, and then you come home and they didn't give you ketchup and then you have to get your cool ass at as the ketchup other costs.
Frage sums of money. That is better than opening them. Are you I had to tell you about it so delayed mother's milk to announce a catch up. When I got a rip, some foiled get it, and I don't know times themselves. Once you get it up some of the package and they like stick together in the pact that sometimes are old and it's like watery catch up, and I'll- make one final point about this, which is there to mama I've noticed in my life, where I like I've, your phone is flooded with people getting argue. and set it parenting and at restaurants and all things there is never the moment where I feel that inside of me, more than I do home from mcdonald's, and I opened my bag and I take out mcnuggets and there the swedes ourselves not in the bag. I've never more! I never more. When I get back in my car and drive into the mcdonald's, because those nugget Without this we and us- that's not why
here you guys, I want you go on. I sure I'd. I shared ideals disrespect both like her eyes. I hold on pvc that you did your job that saw. I was literally a when these last night getting took another someone. Is your superior ok by supranational ice ice san forever and I little girl? I m. the bad, I'm sure you know to do your job I, but I have to check and guess what than others openness and that's right. I feel the same at starbucks those lines, I'm a guy to dry. Through in a star vomica just get We are the ones who have to pre little order on their app just walk, but that's me wait and lie. That's why I like it here coming order on my phone wearily. Every morning I don't care what I do and I that anti something else why it as long as we're confessing our deepest secret
which is what we ve been doing every single morning? I get astronomer. tell you why I'll tell you why I wait. I asked for straw. You know why I stop using the straw. I go to the dentist. The dentist like what happened here abstaining from my morning, starbucks started using the straw. Again I go to the devil. the other day and doktor cheers want to be. pod, probably by relatives, ok and doktor schneider, said you been using straws again, Aware me on my life. While so those turtles can fuck and eat shit. Let's go another topic that that'll make me very popular. My rave this week. That's right! It's as miller's performance in the flash. Let me tell you something:
I'll tell you that our weight excited about this commissioner brittan loving this. Unlike this performance, here's the thing I saw the whole run up to the fire and all the stories about azra Miller and the kind of the international episodes that seem to be following this person around sues, incredibly dateline energy. It seem to get very. It seem to get violent and scary, but does seem like that. There are some kind of a mental health crisis involved and to beyond. It was one of those stories I just like. You know what I am not entering it. I was I'm just not going to enter the story. So all the flash was to me was a movie with a controversy about azra miller and Michael Keaton. Me beer, maybe not getting to be bad man after they fuckin chop the head of a bad girl and threw back all into the fucking ocean wherever they did with poor bacco. Here's what I want to say. It is so doubly sad that Ezra Miller has had this crisis running the movie and at the movie
It's like fucking, a crazy mess, because you know who's amazing. In that movie, Ezra Miller. They hold that fucking movie up on their shoulders. That movie was in development. How the script is cobbled together from like dozens of drafts. It barely makes sense, but time there on screen and they are made, they are selling it. They are making it work there, holding it up on their shoulders. When I couldn't get past a movie, this e g, I was so chums the memory of rwanda by working hard. Rapids images stayed in the graphics work there. I mean I m
I cried. I cried. I cried. I cried hydra I didn't want to, but I cried. I cried like a baby, then be worked on me and not because the script was that good and not because anything else about it made sense and not because the graphics were good, but because miller was so fucking good, the flash about a guy who runs real faster, what it is to be some sort of graphics or something right, yeah like that type in which they like holding people hostage. Basically, I'm not saying they're good offscreen Where are we cut this down? What are your thoughts? Polanski, Nada load that easy problematic for sure, and we want to watch the movie.
Curly gonna wanna like this, but there is also other movies, relate there's people who done we're very ably wide Michael Canada, yeah member, how problematic he was as beetle juice. Have you ever did character. It was That was any him he started. Those who talk, you may remember what Michael keen did in the documentary film beetle gas. saying that when I just include it was one of those things where the movie was circled by these stories about the will conduct of Ezra Miller and the horrible process of making this curse text of a film It was doubly sad because, like inside of that movie, there's this attitude, whose in credible performer, and it is just sad that, like both like this, it just seemed like
good example to me of, like god, like this person, has at a troubled and and difficult life outside of this movie and has caused much mayhem, and also this giant fucking massive studio can't seem to figure out how to make a good superhero movie, and yet they had this talent. This this person is incredibly taliban is an incredible performance inside of year, and it's just a shame. Can I can I give you a beetlejuice review of the flash that build credit, mute flash, because the movie didn't get flashed once now I think, tat lover guy. He he beetle juice yeah. Can you do? Can you do beetle juice getting mad at me for complain about not having catch up
you can put the country when you did wasted, I dont does anyone else. I don't remember villages being that tick. Folks know you don't want me, because you know you you're out you're, not watching with today's theirs was a man who I'd like the musical recently and why I never! I just saw the movie and I was a child and I didn't even have kids yet, but I was like be loses after my tip and we've always said that we're just going to have to leave it there. We come back we'll end on a high note hammer back because we all needed this week here it is the high note, high level: and my high note is that I'm turning forty this weekend, I'm not I did about forty really, but I barely made it here, and so here too the next forty years of my life and also I'm refusing to sell it.
I made it in a way that damn pleases other people rather than pleasing myself. I hate obligation, I hate bending, and so I am going to do exactly what I want to do to celebrate myself, even if that means being alone. Thanks for being awesome funny voice in my ear every friday or saturday morning, and thanks for all that you and cricket media, do I love it one time, first time my name equipment and I'm in Michigan. My high note is that, after six years last month, I successfully defended my dissertation and got my phd in theory. Psychology, like I, have spent the last two weeks with family and friends back in utah to celebrate, shut out to my friends and hype, woman jessica drew aka, listen, we lost my brother David to suicide over thirteen years ago, and the sturdy has helped me to that last interaction. Now I'm lucky enough to work for a national mental health nonprofit, and I love what I do
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