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Relaxed Fit: True Crime Roundup - The Melbourne Mushroom Murders

2023-08-18 | 🔗

Loosen up those belts, it's time for another Relaxed Fit True Crime Round-Up! This week the boys bring you a slew of strange stories and true crime news including Toronto Police being forced to close bar located INSIDE Police Headquarters, the woman in Melbourne accused of murder with Mushroom-laced beef Wellington, a terminally ill girlfriend's final wish (sex with her ex), the elderly woman who fought off intruder and then gave him snacks, 45-Year-old billionaire gets penis rejuvenation therapy, Daytona Beach couple arrested for sex on busy public beach, and much, much MORE.

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now so it's like wait. Wait like each other. What's the aged difference here is like it did he picked Marian much younger women cause market. I know Marcus. Jordan is my age. No is actually much younger busy he's thirty. Two is a better life and lawyers would help maintain their larsa halo. It's good over you're, getting better she for night wow that sex, so it seventeen years age, difference market says we're looking for location for the wedding she's, my lawyer, Chicago. She was also than the real housewives of miami workers who the housewife discarded pip. So if you're scotty pippen me, my god, he's gotta be feeling feeling that was the word I was going to use boom charlie. I wonder wonder if scotty pip in this final again, you can fuck him ever yeah no taker would to give a shit yeah you take her. Oh you want to be alright. I guess Michael's gotta deal with another one of my things. Contentious, it seemed contentious, because I think that scotty
really did lover and then Marcus Jordan was like my dad's Michael Jordan, and die. Let's go have sex with each other and I think she was You're going to have time with Marcus Jordan with a whole series of people she's, a beautiful woman, though oh absolutely, zero get a butt and boobs and everything so anyway, you're doing better today than scotty pippin, that's interesting! I do like them. I guess I guess I mean you know. I do feel like it's a relief to have an ex wife off your hands. well you fifty seventy finalized the divorce. They call him no tip and dip, and so that's why every known as the no really like mass Michael, was more charming, even though Michael's technically kind gonna mean more german than scotty. That's what they say far more yet most scotty pigeons dead I'd, I don't know either one of them, so I can't say well rights. Anyone know where my oh, that they won't. Let me know that, isn't that just interesting there can keep it in within the bulls there
they really aren't keeping it within the championship, team, good championship, genetics and drawing that's great. That's my little story when our first true crime story today does not come from the criminals. That was a crime of love, but I know technically it's page seven mixed with the sports podcast that we have yet to fully develop because every time they do, we don't seem to take off now our audience says we don't like to sweat. Now, I'm doing it, familiar, everybody guns not from the criminal com but pearly. and more specifically, the canadian police. The amount is a licensed fully start are inside a lounge for senior officers at the toronto police services headquarters is being closed. The decision comes, CBC toronto reported an officer entered the lounge hours before being charged with impaired,
wow, that's remote dirty will lead the way secular police bar within the police station only was more informal citizens on petrol. Is this actually police academy? They had a bar inside of their please you did at very canadian, but in the best way possible. Kalen, wisconsin, merging the chiefs office and executive officers lao committee. Lamotta MA am I'm workin on the lounge committing ten dollars and always definitely make sure to jump on the home bar committed, go and teeth into. Do many homicidal worked. I worked extensively thirty years on the police, lounge committee. I got us that so for years and then they notified senor. if in may, that the bars liquor licence would not be renewed third place. You know it just renew it now. I don't know why would it needed of liquor licences, official bar that's not a police issue. That's a city issue
it's a municipal, venezuela's you, but they really legitimately had a full on actual licence box. The thing what I'm saying is more on Now I ll get it about official barbacued, add drinkin gin, ada bathroom, it's called a path, is crap my grandmother but said this is like they knew They knew that not everybody knew they had a borrowed. It was only for senior officers. It seems like this one fuckin jackets, who, in the whole goddamn thing you be living gotta. Do is not good to hamburg and get a d. Why you save it for after work not before were well. I think he was just man, it's always somebody the ruins. That's what I've been talking about, this debt, damn airplanes, your it'll be a cause. I knew my blood mariners are no. No and people are drinking too much on the airplane. Perhaps the executive officer's lounge was first issued a liquor license at the forty college street headquarters in nineteen, eighty nine. So this has been going
for a very, very long time, and all it took was one all the bringing all down. His name is Riaz hussein pop quiz hot shot. How many years is that Barbara around where's mammalian, so that I can your answer. Thirty four. Yeah. Do you know I'm right now? Are we get get a bunch of eighty nine. Ninety nine two thousand and nine. I do and methane, and I nine united ten ninety nine to two thousand to two own. I that's ted, that's twenty youtube com and nineteen here, that's kinda! Only common core, no math, no science. Today thing for me. I have no mean regarding any of it was no signs. I what's this
bunsen burner doing in her address all night match. I did it myself, then it seems like they may have found a loophole: thou o good moving forward. The service will apply for a special occasions. Permanent, from the agency o. Should we decide to host an event where alcohol may be served, so it might be that every day? be a special occasion, so I never gave its it. Like a prom committee, sure asian the special occasions they get to keep the bar you, so they can still drink in the police station, but just for special occasions. I say a retirement of a beloved all gave you kill a big guy, your real big, big, benito yeah. You get a drink, you kill video to chose. You got that open for all weekend. Do you think? That's nice been canada. They go away because they do not even harsher criminals
they argue they got worse. They run into mourning law like not only more like us, I think they're get. I think, they're definite get worse. It's not that they're, not harsh on their criminals. It's that they're not super motivated to catch their criminal, say man, they just nay, work too. They do. This work to live right? I don't live, nor are they often times just celebrate big numbers obligatory. That was the hundredth murder this year, debts, especially The reason we actually they were under a lot of pressure laboratory. Let's have a drink, the at risk. I fucked up pretty bad and Well, a cbc toronto investigation ordered I don't know what supped is s you, haiti, that's instead, sergeant, superintendent, superintend hand, rios insane entered the lounge about three hours before he crashed his serviced, issued suv into another view. in pickering ontario, bigger at home. Well, that changes are
then does gay a is indeed I ruined? If you're, not pickled, dragons your pickering order, you don't, I think, tank technical. You should be sleeping, absolutely pickled and pickering. You should be it out. I actually have a pickle, storing, pickering speckles bickering. I picker in brokering, does it help a series of different brings? Think about a thing about your pickle sort? Doesn't help anyone concept wielding is truly a story in the sense that it has hitting middle an end. I opened by pickles store this. Oh now lad lake. It is a rogue and yet we can't sit airily, the honour, its canada. So you that a build your sandwich, one story, the time you got this bread store. Unless we got the cheese dort your meet our hands or most beef story, I store mustard store, must restore than you come to the picture. That's where I come in council.
anna reclose around dubious or Hussein, who headed the police services, discipline Harry tribunals of internal affair, he's internal affairs. He pleaded guilty in october in driving with the blood alcohol level over eighty milligram for a hundred millilitre it'll go. I advise you to night. You know like it's, not it's not good use in as to when you're driving prohibition and find one thousand five hundred and sixty dollars. Well, how do you know why everyone else the suffering caused this guy's jack S? Eyes goes again. It takes one at a very, very tremulous line that outcome billions for you got a moment ago, this guy you're, monogram fusion, and to punish know. Why am I suffering it out? As someone said me when the one guy like that, but in some one of the reasons for the bars of the closer logician son got punch and they had a night than they shut down all the bars for forever. Just as also to imagine how annoying that politicians, son is through measures meetin baron tromp one day no, it's my! I guess what, if your meetin baron trump you're about to begin,
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the accountability coalition and advocacy group. That's dedicated to making police more accountable to the public. He said it's about time, police closed down the bar he's. It's crazy that they ever had. I mean this is kind of the central point that I kind of like that they had this bar. Was it open to the public at all? No, it was only for senior officers, here. We will again it's a. It sounds in my mind, close to a privilege, get your being a senior in your work, but along the lines of being it being a privilege, not a right that you need to be careful with the privilege and you need to treat it with a certain amount of respect and you don't fuck with the line, because if you do is already very true, Alice line is going to disappear because it garrison wire country country really really there's there's lot more people asking Bingley what they had what words
we must keep this under the radar. Now I actually, I think it's ridiculous. They shut the bar down one person, minister. Mr De should be pilar literally, I think they name unassisted manager at bigwigs. Just for your occupancy Now I know that was the one where I spoke with the cockroach on the bar next to me than others united. Our group feels like I come here he's I could I just have a thimble occurs lie I would be livid, though, of course, if I was in, please prosaic. I belong matter, this guy reliable. They should be met at everybody now because they shut down the goddamn bird. She be matter that guy who do you want? My question is: do you want these people drinking at your bar, while want a drink with senior officers because their lumber says we no cops every joke, you're the punch one night after they got drunk they're going to turn into cop. I remember and they're going to follow. You await your asshole, where ed worked with, which turn would would turn into a cop bar at night. It became a fairly
unpleasant place. Dago damages guy, intense. Was you just didn't want to be very was for the cops the cops needed to be separated from everybody else, because they blow off steam in a way that is different from the way we blow off his tween male carriers and cops those to healthcare like that they need or places the global. I love our milk errors, but there was a male carrier at village for house who used to regularly get so drunk. He would near and eight himself at the bar if it yes, they also sought him once when I was there technically, when I also working, but he had a bag full of male
museum deliberately tell you at this is made up of new modern ismail delivered well or do you want it remember draw no again, we need to place a book. I know what you're saying it's like. Yes, due to our people, reacting like literally like we're going to take away their cop are like we're gonna do this, because we are going to have that you're gonna, be in your ball. Well, that's the advocacy guy city said: there's plenty of bars or on police headquarters drop you go to and that's the way I am one of those bars will eventually become a copper guess. Actually, war come only be the only place where they go, but that senior officers, though that means that the rank and while your patrolman, your sergeants, those aren't there not go into this bar They ve already been going to the bars around our ready, then turn out ass. I was I just say there was a cool cop, but could you or stability lets? You know some insight now was born his next to a lonely elio the company secrets around at the only good thing you get is like so tell me about the guilder.
each killer really. What do you think no idea, and then they can tell you some cool, because there was one in honor read by the seven train in long island city. That was also a cop. I recall that place and your for years store, oh yeah. It's also how people like Edmund camper, go and they get their own information about their own gaze at the killers, tolerance outside its almost kind of better for cops to have their own place to drink so that they can talk freely about these things and not have to worry about like a bright and cold. you're being there go like yes, fast so, who knows Now, who knows not arrive at a very hard core issue, actually really wonder I ate a toss up. I want my cops drunk or sober. I think the worst is a hung over cop. yeah there's other robbie, their grumpy job.
be john. I know I very I'm very chivalry and anxious when I'm hung over they gotta get pulled over by a drunk cop, is kind of a net neutral and then I'll give you a check. It out ain't. You for the living fuck out of you. I also it could go. That way depends on which copycat why we definitely prefer them to be fully intoxicated now where they're working, but you know I feel they could have a place to go sure they to have a place to go, that's official. Maybe they could do it'd get a little therapy, also taught me that they should have mandatory therapy. What happens if you looked at what spots the scorsese movie, my favorite, the departed nah, that's hard! That's the problem! When you put cops or therapies, then it's all like stuff like that'd, be like you want me, you want me to you know how I feel you know like it's really intense and turning it into that's the movie where he says the jagged nicholson says she fell funny. broadly. I know I tell you that I did not say, minister, please is that the one said you make me want to be a bad man me one that was that
many anything can about what although I and although I will say the departed well- want to ruin, it's been out for a long time, but it just get it ends in a it's. My feet ray ira deeds. What am I had for me? It's one of his most. We watch a movie. It is it's a very reliable muslim confused when I was going to tell us this far away, much ability, which of course has his mother in it. Plus boots. I also really I was reading into go very quickly over the melbourne mushroom murders rhyme. That are it's very it's funny because you're something about look at this lady Aaron, patterson, okay, forty eight years,
she's crying pictures. You got. That is always a lot and I can match that better. Now, gonna get a bit aerial. Did these alleged right now that Erin patterson forty eight of a guy? You know it leon gossip! God knows how that's pronounced killing three people and critically wounding a baptist pastor during these things called death. Cap. Mushrooms, though, is a highly toxic fungus. Now she sang I back these at the grocery store. May I wish I'd worry when you're like well we're looking at all the other mushrooms, we have the grocery store, we don't see any other death cap mushrooms inside it or you can run the gilson there were selling them. It was five bucks, a pound, depth camera. It could, because you could look at this, this death cap mushroom. If you look at it, I got Huma think that that's a white capped mushroom than you,
stop eating it because it looks like it's rotting on the outside. It's got like dark, weird circles. All over it looks boys, they looked foreboding and so she made for her family, her beloved family, which she said her most pressured family, her most favorite people in the world. She would never do this shit. It was one of her favorite family. It was her husband's parents. Oh and their local pastor ex husband. Why were they all together day? when I was a nightmare, I always question people that are really close with their excess mike soup and most of all, they have kids. So I understand why you be involved your little. Sometimes you break up for different reasons. They still like each other budged. Unless anymore, we have to act
stay close friends with an x for about two years. I would like to add a closer, but then it turns out they and update, and other people in that person gets upset than you have to register is what it is. I know hatred that kind of crazy, but the guidelines on system right. This is gale sister, so she got her ex husbands, mother, sister, sick, she sick her actual husband in wilkinson, sick and then the pastor, was from the Coimbra. Coimbra was struck down. The she put into a beef wellington, No! No! We don't like she's. Really I don't ruin a beef welly. They died hard and now the ex husband also coming out saying that I was also I ate a thing that my ex wife cooked and I was ass lights- were sixteen days by the time they again we see this. Often I don't love you saw. The thing about the mormon woman that killed her husband, a poison em now she's allege that she poisoned it, but she's within wrote a book after about
how'd you all this very morning, reeling how'd, you like more in a dead husband and she made a bunch of money off the book and they turned out. She did a highly coordinated effort to murder him, and then he kept telling all of his friends my wife's gonna fuckin kill me re eating food is making me sick, but because was a mormon. He was deftly afraid to get a divorce wanna get out, but you see this week. We. Talking a lot about how women don't do homicides often, but any normally cover I got a story. Restore these women are getting sloppy. Story for you again, slap use, you do story. so high on nineteen years, fuckin old. She drove her god. Damn car. Miles an hour into a wall kill in her ex boyfriend. Under his bread and cheese survives you ve been charged is going to prison for live. I'm guides different,
it will ensure that he was right. I she was crying courtship. She drove her car a hundred miles into a wall and then both of the people in the car where there this was not reckless driving. The judge says it was murder, and do you know what county the judge was coming from clay hoagie Well, I feel like we can come back to this cause. There's a lot in the last of my entire day really connect. He got it out of a system, I'm glad he got Travis, I'm glad that he didn't you don't fuck with the choir hoga court system it's all that is on, but she says she refuses to tell the investigators how she mostly got in touch with the death cap mushrooms, the other notching up. and no. No, that's why she sang, and she also then went ahead and grew way. The food dehydration her that she used to make the beef well. But still at the same time would gain a camera.
Are we going to do what you do? Wows you little shit man I'll, never forget when we got that food dehydrated rowan, I don't know who I mean. I these trend, big ass machine, but you got yourself atta chips and always salad. You could make some potato chips in there. This is before the air friar jackie, Why me? Why do you wonder? Why did we want to style? I answer I bet was one of my weird quarantine purchases. United yeah got one and I usually I use it a few times and then stopped. What do you mean moisture out of the food. What do you use it for apples? Apples, slices urinary, so I mean also you're, not you're, not tethered to do you know
jungle gym with a hat on. You know, you don't need it. I also don't think you need to just have like, nor does my apples usually flesh. He always tries app. You can have whatever it was new york city corentin. I needed something to fill the day, but in case you were wondering, apparently, the three dead relatives were selfless people who spread positivity at every chance. Now I do think it would be nice, every once in a while to hear a while. You know gale, she was a bitch, but they never here that in ever knew. Then wilson I am as they do, but I mean even when my grandmother died, the woman that was given the sermon or lillian all she did was spread. Love enjoyed a bunch of fuckin lies and those that are looking to my whole family like whether what is this every time, the same goddamn lily in that I as a grandmother, exactly that's what happens when you die, you get you! Allowed one paragraph of total bull,
Did you like yours, a perceptual earn you ve earned, earned led by being alive. Now yet Erin says again. The coup accordant gale looks like can so the gale her ex husbands, mother, gale was like the mom I didn't have, because my mom passed away four years ago and gale had never been anything but good and kind to me in and heather with some of the best people I ve ever met, they never did wrong to me. I'm so devastated about what happened to this: the loss of the community, the families and of my own children- they lost their own grandmother, would also find interesting. Could she made the beef wellington for the entire family, but she made herself and her two kids something else entirely because according to hear and patterson
She said it was because I didn't feel like beef welly really feel like it at the time it needs and enormously complicated, take a long time. The main area of handling it only make only while I happened to be full of noise at yeah, killed on tyre fuck a family until you learn at eyes aside she's this whole thing is made her extremely stressed. I also this woman's mom just type forty years ago. Was it the mom you never had. It seems she had a mom for, like most of you, Ain t deal with gay, always thanked him. I'm a real patterson clay that she bought the dried mushrooms at a grocer in melbourne. That was A these girls are ages ago. The cable guy you're going to get her eventually but yeah. It's hard. I cry, and you are you guys, are married. I have a toss up question for you guys sure, to absolutely involving marriage or get
Coming from the this is a sex and relationships question. My wife has a terminal illness. She wants to have sex with her ex one last time. So this is a man. She got horny with cancer. Yes, a lot of people get horny with cancer. Then use it on me no She is okay, so he explained that his wife's needs. She needs to be in a wheelchair, she's going to need to be in a wheelchair or for four or five months and then she's going to be bed ridden she's going to decline really fast. But before that she wants to bang our ex nope, and so he says you gotta fucking. Do first get what you want to spend. The rest of your last night alone shows nine months to let you go I am pleased that as much as you want, he says my wife is a terminal disease she's got nine months. Of course, I'm destroyed. We ve been together for a decade. That's that He says I don't remember life without her, so I don't know what happened. There may be a brain issue, but he said I ve been doing my best to make the last days of her life good and you want.
Was to grant or wish, and then his wife said I just want to fuck picks before this house must have a car. it's a little thing. I'd know. Are we giving the first story said he lamented he said recently. She sat me down a dull me that one of the last Eggs you wanted to do was have sex with a previous barter of hers. I of course was shot and I asked why the fuck did you want to do that? Basically, she thinks that her most physically compatible satisfy It was here. I zoo you out on this package, scary it. While he was that health insurance on everything and you're gonna do thou right. All. You wanted only last nine, my revolt, like all that she's he says she gave a whole model, blog about how sex sometimes is just physical and emotional and fulfil its sexes with me, but it was all. You don't know what you're fulla shit. Will you see? The six with you is
Nor should we put bill exerting wars. Our share is now it's called. You don't make me come, but do you have it? Well, he does is decidedly I'm so pissed. I betrayed and the house. As you said, now, do your fucking go. Do whatever you want and he says I feel but in this position where I have to say yes because she's dying, I'm secure enough go for it, I'll be back like she's going she's gonna like she's dying, and you know what it is. It's the it's up to be taken care of each other now and taken care of you, your actively in a terminal state, nine, nine o browed year in and out also she's, let's be on. Also, we do have to remember you the call the axe up and beg you wanna fuck, my dear heads are written Y yeah, you back ten years ago. That guy did I want to I mean I'm per I mean that's the thing you yeah you ve, never asked
you have ass, they got here because, actually what? If he's married, you know that somewhere he's like the whole world blown up about the story ends up and you like, I don't wanna forker harder, I'm fine, I oh I don't wanna. Yes, indeed, the whole world is blowing up about it. It's on the section relationship relationship portion of the new york post while wow, but they ask you, might like this guy although it is in dire column and anyone opposing incredible sidney. Leathers band was a client number nine, and so I ask of you, fuck apology, never maroon their whole career, you get a post, I editorial possess, shot, you bad, it's you and your fifty bucks for article. You might like this comment. The first comment says: if her dying with, was to murder a child. and that was the thing then he says how about to go on a safari and hunting endangered animal that that, if I can but admittedly not even close to the same thing
ain't. You got a girl. I realise that if she wants to get railed what I mean I'm fully comfortable the fact like, if I'm not the best lover my wife has ever had, and that's totally fine, like a moderate and scare about a few months to get like hard railed, she's gonna come back without the smile on her face the next time. Hans? Let me they're gonna, be here: I'm gonna the eyes. You go to the homeless, shelter with a smile on her fingers. I forget our swords into other, really hard railroad. Somebody get her one of those guys over there and me. I know my wife would never ask this, and I know I know I don't know. I don't know it genuinely committed to me. Just nine months left to live now, you're, throwing everything out, and I you know, I'm I'm it'd be like I'm secure with it. She got nine months. I wanna make those moments at sec, it is, but in a monogamous relationship, sex is core a long term conversation right, you're trying to figure out what people like people do change and apple one things they want to change. You want to do stuff, that's kind. On the healthy of you being within the relationship and figuring out these things for each other, because, as I did
it is a pity we want away when you get it when they change. You wanna go fuck the ex boyfriend, that's when they leave, but I look at something we like you have made How do we say lake? Like listen, you saying that I have not been sexually grab fine you all of these. No! No! No! No! I just found out that motion. The feeling is garbage you're telling me is this real, we got No, then you know because she loves the man menus, putting up with the sex right no she's putting up. I think that you don't just little can get the other guy just railed better, but we think that this has been a thought. The back of her head the entire decade that they have been together, where you could have communicated this at some point. You needed more sexually and I could have gives you so this is now from an outside perspective. All I do is see you at a shake is yelling at your cancer ridden wife. So I'm just like. Why was she always like that?
the time. I don't think they're all these years. Me that I wasn't balkan. You is good, as I gotta tell you what I know you see. That's your wife rates, because I've just spent the last couple months, help when use well that if that is true, that difference is that this was just a normal. True look at your me out what it is not an ex what if she's just like, I want the biggest ding dong, I've ever seen, random stud, just order a stud back I'd, rather that I I think I do. I gotta compromise for line with the cell. Took it s not bring it enough fruit away. Just a dick with a haven't devilfish sends vine forgets. I got a compromise for you that I think you're gonna, like let me say on this. You go to the guy italian, I You don't go to the x. You can find out what you gonna do that, although you do go to the all, you have to go to the exile. What you do is you get up last year, dawn of her.
His penis, I love, may access new married all alone will make you make a silicone dildo out of the excess p that's my return! It knew a strap island, you turn it new strategy and then you have sex with her with her ex boyfriend. Peanut. Well, you have guessed his idea and better try not to have the same financed chavez him. Do you notice wriggle your hips like him, do not a particularly because women are always like tat. Then I looked at his third freckle out is a choice, and I knew he was the one gets the always like. Why did I was that's emotional key is its export. I do think. Yes, if you wanted to go read out regula, I think a random gigolo for me makes more sense, and this obviously, because it speaks to oh, you, ve been comparing us with our love making with his other phantom, and I do not know this time- no, they do not all the time, but not all I, but but this idea that now you're at the very last you should be sitting you're thinking about how do the gear transitioning having sex next life,
it has been like god, I wish I could fuck steam. Only one thing that I will say that makes me feel like you. We ve talked to people. You're, never die you're living in ITALY. yet no green wages, like I got nine months. What good are we then? It's time you if it was the it's about schmidt jack Nicholson about routers. Remember that it was its final, be buckler shit, Ok, so that I find no less familiar bucket list about smells a sad man driving across the country No, it's not a bucket. Listen! What's wrong! I don't think I was a no you're, not know you're not. Is it not responsive moving, I'm the one we're cathy bates as the nude seem a bit big all hogs I'll get. My biggest compromise area may be came off. Heated begging is a compromise here, ratings
We, I think you're right, yeah, yeah yeah. You should be allowed to get rail now how bearing this one guy, but the next work. Now I get to do one isn't it just for the betray I get to finally do what I've always wanted to do? Cremate you sure you know what I mean I get to finally get my chance. It will do yeah. Ah, ah, ok, this is excellent, narrow, it's it's not about a bucket list thing: Warren schmidt, a quiet ex insurance january is unhappily married to Helen and of the limit values and brooding over the forthcoming wedding of his daughter. Genie to Randal hurts all when Helen suddenly dies and he find love letters to her from his best friend. He is inspired to try and stop the wedding. But standing in this way is randalls. Feisty, mother and slow he realizes he must make the most, of his remaining, like you know that we have got made, but it is my doing wasn't a movie. That's the description is just any. I really know what the descriptions about he used to do things.
I, like movies, that it may have like they weren't, always like a soup man is in turn into a woman. I dont know why and I as the issue we really should burned into batman. What will he starts to see that you know? Love is a lie, and so he doesn't want his daughter to fall into the same trap, but then catty bathed gets naked in the hot tub and then he sees oh, maybe love Israel, and I should find my own path now that my horrible wife is debt relief in tat. He bade showed her shoe Jes, melons and they're just perfect their shoes. No fun and beautiful? Yes, he's gonna! Let me that's a great old gout forever for about schmidt there, truly. So truly so indeed so, you're tellin me nine months for candidates to live. That woman tells you she wants to fucker. we ballsy misery, he acts so well, say anyway, that was just dies. Acts do did you some words been like
wish Everybody'D meet me. Let nobody asked blow my ear and no, I think by penises. That is. It is mine when I got a bad and I want to say it, but not a gigolo do have cut of these quarries inquiries. Don't don't go to the post, because every single comment? it's just yet it's bad horrible and not at all, and not at all helpful yeah. He says the one is just the relationship is over and she could dialogue and a hospice or therefore as well, that cigarette I'm gonna end result modestly this this may. But did you write this? I actually wrote the article yeah did I order you? They aren't free passes for shit behaviour, yeah I'll, survive angry people on the new york post. I guess I'm campaigning for rick caruso next year, yeah
my god, the last one I think she's disgusting for even say that other than that, I'm sorry now, I'm mail in bad now lie at an emotional reaction, but you did have a very strong emotions. I guess it's what it is. I feel like being linked, so we ve had the secret. This whole time you can really does not necessarily the case that not a single word. It is it's not really scientist. I really honestly think that people do just get some in there. raw one day to day you know, like I won't go fuck my eggs or whatever levied exerting committed you're like white. What's gum need blaming me johnny dinner. I think that is the compromise yeah. That is, I, I still think the silicon dildo strap on and because that's the other thing too, you can also interview him and tell it like. Perhaps you can ask him If you can watch him yet savagely into real carriers in order the board noses, you can't give a fuck about
early to your girl. You put shirt euralia magala, but you're, not really I mean like yeah, it's adds. I had her squeal rail and- and I mean like wasn't dumps- are wonder afterwards. She dead and ensure that she'd, like I passed out, take note says above all, acknowledge either way. You know no matter what she will be dead very soon. She might Ready be does she might be that was there was a boom bub two weeks ago from that does she might just be some reporters just like very deep fantasy you could buy as well in reporters, I'm going to be dying of cancer and then I get to have sex with my ex boyfriend. And finally, I can do it while not really a cry, but again another crime of love. That's true whose gleeson in one last get away this summer before you take off deck jerome with the latest innovation from simply say of homes. Again, eighty two for seven live guard prediction. Design
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beach beach. I didn't know there was illegal in daytona the ferris wheel couple know this is not the affairs where they're just straight up fucking on the sand and they didn't put a blanket over themselves or anything. One lifeguard reported that crutcher and dillman had intercourse for approximately fifteen minutes near his watchtower a lot in the middle of the day on the beach that you're going to want to. Let them finish: yeah yeah, you don't want to pull them apart. They see owl. The other lifeguard said that he quote observed them el erect penis penetrates the fee. mills vagina, that's that's! According to the arrest after they can. We should be very efficient good. My dad used to joke about how, when used to fella reports, the goal was it he bring a dictionary, make my words as complicated as possible to make everybody of seconds available dictionary. So it does seem like a cop is like why A wreck
male member ever any word on the inches you're on this male penises twenty six year old cap no word on the inches I'll have big enough for their gotta, see it from his little towered runners, thou tabs on horizontal at sea gull size. I gonna that lifeguards again here and they got out there I get here. The pair was busted after sheriffs deputy encounter them at the top of a near by stairwell, incomplete nudity. Richard denied having sex on the sand. She reportedly said the pair left, the beach defined somewhere, more private so and bathed. In other words, she said that they started me be having some kind of heavy petting our age and then went and had sex industry behind me just force based that woman, but maybe there in her my full fucked in outdoor public fuck that our space third bases by I got a pelican in there. They gotta fucking go oh yeah. You could have a lot of fun on the beach there drove have a make another hole and pretend you're having a threesome.
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aggravated battery count for an earlier incident. The previous monday, during which she allegedly struck a female acquaintance with a metal beach umbrella tube, while it may be no need to go to the beach so much. I think we need a break from the beat. Yet a son does do something to you, because that day she also acted belligerent and expose yourself to beet growers all day. What do we know now? Is she not die, but maybe she's well either way. I think that this is just a fantastic reminder: get a tent. Ah I see exactly what this is Yet it yeah creature was arrested in may following a bloody altercation with a male friend, the victim told Kobza. His relationship with pressure has been of a sexual nature, as they film don't videos together. Now was, So this is really just about only bans. Industry, where no one half of the time these goddamn people that are walking down the street is called come walks and they walked with a budget covered her face soya come
yeah. I haven't. I haven't heard about that. I'm not sure if it's really sexual, I mean it's definitely sexual yeah, it's just I don't I'm not I've seen I don't really get the low like. I don't beat off to it, but yeah they've got a bunch of cum on their face, yet they walked down the streets. And then people like look like that stupid gif, where it's like, hey with elegant backs when I did its, but they were not graffiti night. I winning cognomen. Yes accepts gets here, marking, like you, didn't want it yesterday. It was not that difficult to pursue walked with a common there, s girl went to school oh yeah, I was relegated now destroy. They may have honestly I've seen well now that I'm talking about assumes a wash go to bed, I am about to mandated. She is small, calm down the hallway folio downright full comments in the hallway at ease, looking at her with its you think she's not run an end. It he's not run, then any by knowing well, though, because they just as they are zeiner release, no, they just no.
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I got up a little fun with it. Alright, marcus. I do have a funny story about an old lady may, friends with her home invader, wow, you S, woman, eighty seven, Fights off teenage joam intruder then gives him snacks, this was very bad friend, is kind of a sad story, because I dont think I remember seeing this and we did juice reside stories because it was very sad wages. That thing were what It is very nice and that because she we realise that he was a hungry desperate. and he was there and then he just basically kind of fellow partner- Whenever you just end up take, we must switch ma motives are taken care of this person. It's like that. Fine that funny the german, our friend remain fowler told on round table at one time where a guy tried mugging him. First tried mugging, m interment just said no, and they sat down on the stoop and had a conversation.
Not the guys. Life rates were those things, while always run of the look in the face of one of the guys that mug me when I pulled my disk man out here and he was dislike, where's your ipod and it's like, I Don'T- have a ipod man. This is all I have this, and he was like what am I going to do with this right on railway? I do not only through the aegis gave it back to me, It's literally, then he said things like see what he we have and I was like a five dollars. Miss gave him five dollars, yup Henry that another sad story, it was just real. I was like I'm here with you dog, the one time I got mug. The guy was also disappointed because I had like a forty dollar flip phone yeah and no cash, because I was coming home from the bar and had spent all my money drink and I didn't have slit any. He asked me for my an ipod. Like three is a gimme, your ipod, MIKE yeah. I don't have. I have an ip me. Your eyeballs, like I don't have one I'd choose
You don't have to date, stop it's kind of nice that they thought both of you might actually be successful. I actually think that it was reversed racism. The Outta there right get raised by front what its ex staggered to acts, but then most of you aren't, I eggs anymore. So where are you going to take it I'll have to take the new york post, you're fucking, looking for the daily star, your cause? Sometimes they have a whole bunch of stuff, but this is really I've always loved having sex. This is just a woman who says yes. She this woman just said she loves having sex or she stopped her career and ambition. Now she's got your show and pornography yeah you're, just just let it really going around phonography. I just saw woman's nipples, I'm glad you're here I was gonna do more, but the tailor show business case, but actually we covered a little bit inside story. I am at the woman that you are played with her blight. She killed a dude,
meth binge stretch the floor with the cops she killed, a bunch of people and she's like she was one of those where I didn't recognize her cause. She looked that much different with makeup on in her mugshot wow, her mug shots like kind of put together, but it's our jails, hard yeah dealt as an especially if you do meth in jail, because you know drug real, easy to get hold of jail. Evidently, evidently I just like I wouldn't want to get all hopped up in general, you I feel I feel a coke in jail would be fine. I feel like I'd like to do coke and job. I would make Joe more interest nights now we just go. I wish everyone now we apparently we gotta be up. Do now. You gotta be ready to go boots on at six a m ass. The thing about prisoner used always think we have to remember that you don't sleep they put yes. Worked wiles or you're. Gonna, find your put my mind work and it sucks. Will you have caused such soldier either way? I just read Chris Martin chris watts, I'm sorry it was good. Those comments
Yet there is a more normal or remove. There was just an article. I was reading as we measured about sides. The janitor evidently he's got all these chick pen How else are we still dated out there? I mean? That's all. That's me. That's a well has an auto. Now you're, an chris watts is doing a little bit alight ministry on society found god. So is it? What was it that he's? Janitor he's really make it for himself. These really kind of shining we're really doing well, this chick, who became a porn star, also she's, taken up boxing yeah you just saying yea. He was talking about you're. Just talking it's a fluff piece about a porn. Well, that's an avatar. It's an advertisement for porn actress. Oh yeah yeah. It basically is a big thing now, but who started that now say honestly straight up up, we gotta get put into influence. A world are realised,
beetle juice from howard, stern start revising. I actually have something a billion there. This guy, we ve all seen him right. Disguise spends millions of dollars a year to be young. Oh yes, forty five, and but he made himself he spent be spend something five million this year, and now, my logically forty one while it's like he spent his whole life, doing this to be used, but your whole life looking just a there's, a parable in there somewhere, it's just going to die, isn't he the guy that gets injected with his own son's blood? Yes, yes, but now he is using penis rejuvenation therapy days, making his penis off. He will fuck Brian johns off. He takes one hundred and eleven pills a day
hey. He drinks three ounces of alcohol in the morning and then rejects himself again with his sons. Plasma. The american businessman is also now trying to work on his erection longevity. So he posted on x, started. First peters rejuvenation therapy focused shockwave therapy six treatments three times a week. Costs would two thousand dollars this means whole life is miserable. How old is he forty five? Forty five, I mean I'm forty and I feel like I'm exclaimed. The keenest works more or less the same as it did when I was twice and should he carried meant? What is its shock treatment for dick? I dont want my penis. Username is it was when I was fourteen penis rejuvenation therapy. I also think of I was the shadow like when you just earth me to take all of my whereby kid this kid, like benjamin button, harvesting, Delia, he's harvesting and do you know what it is that this is supposed to be for a reptile dysfunction, you're supposed to do because your penis as it works over penises org.
Working and then you do it. I dont need hell. You know where that is targeting need to be stronger. It already running my fuckin sixty five. Seventy five percent of my fucking wife. He said his target was achieving three hours and thirty minutes worth of night time are actions, so he was to be hard when he sleep for hours, so I don't get it. I don't want to be hard for three hour. Even he doesn't eat after eleven a m I am sure, the music by eight thirty p m and all you to supervise this guy's gonna die of a disease. We don't know exists in this way. It gains way What you do you get gains in your dick good god. Almighty Let me now, do you build up the muzzle turn? Your dick and I dont, even at this man's life is fuckin. This will anyway, just accept death now discuss. How does he live your life livery life now living Why, for example, you see this sphere right down no he's living life for dialogue here, he's fucking, terry horrified, bad
Real rough out, their gas, we do in it. Ah right. I think we ve done enough. My god, the manhattan project series really took it out of us. We also did an alien series in the mothman series and it's been a pretty rough. We've been like going to hardcore for months and months. Now, I'm really excited, because when we going take a little break, we're going to come back, we got a fuck ton of stuff. We're really excited about my fall, I'm really we got the true crimes. reason we already have lined up, I'm very, very excited, for we are either hygiene raisonably series. You got a cold series. I can't wait and the true crime series that we got common up. There definitely clues in this episode right here. Yet, as far as what that series is gonna be about, I can see- went up in a word or maybe been you like the seven for me. You use at an earlier. What's that you say said. The words used. The word, your worries that were at the very beginning that show you sit in a very forceful town. Picker ted
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over fist at the dowager Friday September. Twenty first, we are adding a showed the night before come and check it out. The cat fuckin wait you that if we just put together a whole set its really funny, because I haven't done active sketch comedy like rehearse catch comedy since twenty sixteen while and we started going through the set again- and I was like- I thought I was released- and I was like this is give me a lot of rehearsal. What are how many it all just fucking comes guns drive weird. How would just come and jump in right back everyone, he just sketches without scripts wow, whose we're was green. I think it'll be good job again. Where are they he'll, be a great. You know we're due to old schools. You knew that duty. Are you too can make you baking? Basically, our goal for the murderous twentyth anniversary show is imagine you're just coming to see one we're not doing anything to like
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is able to gather a man. It was good. We had all keg to ourselves, yeah. It was awesome, yeah, alright, everyone, these realistic inhalers, a game that goes to leisure. Those days be nice, even if you're nine months left to live. If you're going to fucking relax, don't tell that's the answer just don't tell the person you're with the other side are never going to know and by the time they find out it'll be at the funeral. The further you're dying, the harder it is to put together a cheating reopen this ticket, but I want him and I came in hard, I'm going to say I came into emotional, but I do think you know in the end, if you do got to get that dick, I guess you didn't know: you show was made possible by listeners. Like you think, store, add sponsors you can support our shows by supporting them.
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