Ari Shaffir, Brian Redban - Date Recorded 06/29/2011
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and even exist in nature. Would read me about me right red meets awesome uncle. I want that.
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when you read mean the exercise is not bad, especially viewed eating good me like organic me, hopefully, grass fed in almost fully if you
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the wishes. I just why a rabbi is the Shit son
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things, those that they like chimneys little fireplace chimneys.
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or are you just about all these? How calls and cows we're not supposed to taste as good as a rabbi. We fuck them to make things that good, because it all that fat in it when you cook it and all that fat mixes with other meat,
God damn it's delicious and
supposed that delicious, I get Grass FED revised man and they're, not nearly as delicious knocker meanness
data different sort of a thing. You get a sort of a bit of satisfaction knowing that this animal lived a natural, healthy life, and I think that the right way to do it- and I think, if I had to choose between, haven't delicious stakes- are having pretty fucking delicious states, but not as delicious, but I'll have to think about this animal being forced to eat something unnatural. Our go that way. So I buy grass FED just to have a clear conscience when it comes to how my animals are murdered, hydrothermal treated before their murdered. Yet these sounds. Were they re? Read it all that it sounds ridiculous and hypocritical, but I dare not prefer that they be grasped, but God damn it tastes autumn when or not. But what of these grass FED ones are just like fucking, like the farmers are just completely
assholes till they get slanted all day long. Whether the battle and I like this- can cause it's more difficult to grasp feed him. So I always go think did then that would be the case if more costly,
your yields aren't as big I mean those hippies problem
Don't get laid the deprived fucking all these cows. Are you hurt your private eating cows and have been fucked in the ass by hippy vegetate?
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in the mountains, the fact donkeys we see investing everything got round of elastic its ineradicable. Do you have to have had do that to make it a problem? It is a lie. A lot of them are doing. They had those guys from mom. Would it what is that? What website again shit vice Squad
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start tv. Is there any way these guys are awesome when they do all these fuckin crazy documentaries? About going all these really different factor notation
and I fucking dog- is yeah- we're gonna Colombia. It is normal for kids to first test out sex on donkeys in this town before they have families that,
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as to travel. The one on Liberia changed the way I look at the World man, it is terrifying stuff and they lived on a bunch of brilliant one. Man's
the guy's going to the jungle and do, and I was glad that guy's gonna Liberia, this guy's gonna North Korea, there
really what what it's like in those years I fucking skin.
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days afraid even give a fuck
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we're circuit last night and short sighted to one member that moving eighties about a robot there's like an Janni. I'm gave me
in play and it takes a book. Any reads through. Like really fastening goes next book.
I feel that donor my mind itself. Myself was, as you did, it is, isn't it whole areas like there's one point we goes out the cities like looking at all this shit Negus. Look at all this inputs megabytes if in pulling here's the funniest heart, here's the funniest part of the indian guy. Yes, I do that's got american white person. I know that helping Fisher I now that's how much Indians were marked in like eighty five. Yet what do that Longo? All the judge, only jokes were just that he had an accident in which really creepy. If you watch short circuit too, is that it's one of those movies we're like the main characters are even in it. You know I've been getting a direct farming in a secret and so that they
is hard and they filmed in Toronto, but the whole movie look like it was a neat whispers, be New York City, so was like all
Ray skies and really small buildings, and then there's like guy wearing a New York had also how it was like to fake is looking New York Times at work, and yet it was a Larry's by I
outdated. As far as I know how much they need to redo that movie, but make make it operated and make like Michael Bay or submit attached to it. Making transformer magazine that had some funny shit in both the transfers is really a movie or goes some people find a guy's name.
I'm I'm on the website. I just wanna keep looking into the bank. I don't know what the fuck you guys
about four. Have you never saw circus and I totally to now is trying to find these dudes name can be such a bad motherfucker. I apologise to you tat. I will find out like Google, in the middle of a partisans very distracting, but I just did it just because this guy such a bad motherfucker, I wanted to give him
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if you're eating shitty food like? Oh my god, you even know what's in that very hot dog, or something and then fuck with
yeah yeah yeah could people dying all over constantly from these hot dogs? He's crazy cancer causing
relax a little the devil's good formation beating him all the time? But if you want to eat em, you can appreciate her
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you must not allow shit. You can just be all vegetables, and this at a certain time will, you have to say fuck it and go old school and get a dirty water, hot dog, on the corner in New York City and I'm gonna moist bond and they slap some sauerkraut on a bench in some brown mustard, Asher Zahm, you not know this. Do this dude is probably a fuckin terrorist.
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come from peasant genes. I can eat this hot dog juke if you get killed by a hot dog, you're a fucking pussy,
among neighbours was the morning, but I'll be fine. I just
that would only make they would have hot dogs. You goodbye costs a little more and we're only made with douche bag. Cows show you videos here. These are being decorate here. Look at him he's a tap on the baby cow. What a fucking asshole, stealing the food from everybody, not somebody other way, but will you pissed on little baby? Can't you see that fuck, this cow now here he is serious in Strip loin,
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pay. Twenty five percent more. If I know that my cause a douche bag,
feel slightly better. Then again, you gotta think. Why would you do Spagna he's living in a prison system? Ok, it's courses
he's back out, he's been unfairly treated out, does not read an art, can argue that desire. Yes, please what why out the other council respects they are they just too stupid to Acta? There's not disguise the fuckin methods that India,
Jones he's the NEO in the matrix he's
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really magna Boxing two o clock in the morning or feeding the beast, your imprisoning these port.
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the circulating her own toxicity virginal to mouth and a big tornado of Herpes and AIDS.
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this veritable yeah now racist, really
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Hey so where's, your factory. Where do you live? You got oh, I live in my van and it looks like a suicide bomber Van right in front of the village shit. It's is Steve.
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spect and was so clear,
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it was really weird man. I thought about it. I'm like look man. I think a lot of actors border on the brink of losing their funds,
mine all the time, they're just a heap in it together
but ass. They get older their grip on together. Much like Miss Gibson mean Murkison, didn't just you think he just became crazy. He had to be crazy when he was young too. He was just keep in it together. He was just keep an eye on you. Allow yourself is: no, it tells you know everything just gets worse and worse works way worse, it becomes what you could come come
currently lose track of what the fuck you are. If you become some kind of a king like superstar, Miss Gibson type care.
I mean no Gibson made some on
The amount of money on their fuckin religious movie summons
any builders thought it was a black gotten karate, not a new thing, it's like if you're
a resounding yes, it was a great yeah. You get completely lose a grip too. I think a lot of actors, though in particular because acting as
occupying and its related to age. It's gonna go away yet, especially if you wanna be that Megan Fox, I can't get a couple years that hooker good luck, that's a grind and the girl, the few girls that of Cameroon Diaz. Is that make it like decades later, while more power to you, you know she's, obviously, a bad ass, bitch
she's. Obviously, a bad ass, bitch she's able to pull that off, but there are a lot of that is a short riotous through the first line of work
when the girl monopoly that man the whole idea of auditioning. It's also bizarre that one of the weirdest things about acting is that to get a role
are you act you have to prove you can act in a situation that way more stressful and bizarre round your actual job, too little demeaning it'll, look like after. Why aren't you have the gig man? No the words, then it's an easy thing vanishes running over it. We ve you been run our lawns together and then you would go into Ireland. The acting becomes really easy,
and I'm talking obviously like sitcom, acting, which zone ship vague. It's your character to, but I want to say, is now a Gary old men type. You know what's his name from, but now what those
your milkshake Daniel De Louis steadily, guys auditioning is a different art than one. I think they have to do any more. Now
anybody auditioning they Louis. If you do you, someone should kick you and how dare you just that guy's by
work. If there's any ever an actor whose body of work just speaks, forges
due to the fucking, wants its that guy to everything he's done. Man that movie where he played a boxer, have you ever wants them. I've never watched any danger. Daniel table is, without a doubt, the bad S. Mother fucker, who has ever acted for sure, he's so fucking good. He so good he's is not just a different
person, but you you buy it hook, line and sinker. There's never a fake moment watch that movie gangs of New York when he plays that crazy. What is it build? A butcher play
savage guy was finally ample up with meat cleaners. Dude. You buy
that shit, one thousand percent he plays insane so close to being in saying that
makes you nervous like he might lose. His fuckin mining kill somebody in a movie because he really falls so far and it was an actor I think about this, that guy, when he started he had read two pages of something and asylum.
With no idea with care desire of oil, but the time you're doing in a conference in front of some video camera in some p at your door. Reading with a p, I often
I'm in the persons on an actor at all so their words sound, so artificial and false. They like
tell me, are you if this is what you really want to do with you?
this would really when you don't want to do this anymore? Oh, my god, acceptance is real,
this was because yelling at me, since
Well, yes, I was a grandmother fire and that too, is a bad one.
Cochrane everything did.
That movie, where he's a boxers, literally, that the new office known- and I was a long time ago- use it played an irish guy. Who's I went to jail, became a boxer in it, but what it was like a legit boxer. If you watched him in that movie, he looked like a real boxer
but disguise the play like like Mark Wahlberg, I'm sure he probably really does not a box mean everybody says it does, but when you watch
in that movie, the fighter you
This doesn't seem like a real fight to me. This seems like a box
movie boxing see it doesn't look real to me where someone
Daniel did Louis and his hands are imperfect position. The way gets hit. It looks real he's, move and correctly he's boxing man. Is the waste thrown punches, its punches exactly the way you're supposed to do it? There's no holes in his technique is technical picture perfect, which is better than most professional box.
A lot of boxes have hitches in attacking
can get away with Roy Jones. Junior was a terrible technique, but who so s and its timing was so brilliant. You get away with it
his hands down below that's. Why he's going to locked up now because last year,
fuck them now, because he had all these these skills that were based there really reflex based when he was really fast like faster than anybody by far, and he was yet these texts
was not correct, but he was so effective at it that he could get away with that. His was so powerful and is
punches, we're so fast. He caught guys with things that they never saw. A common and he was able to do that for the longest time, but it was all based on, like him being able to cover great distance like real fast and what solely on all that shit went away and then there's lots of open yeah. That's what's that,
happens you it's one other movies with anxiety.
I really want to see a learning not know
did you do it later, big big, when there will be more or less my nice, you haven't seen any these. I'm just wondering I have nothing against some of us have let you have to see his mood, I loved it will be blood, I loved it man I loved it. I thought that was be brilliant. I thought it was. It was intensely
he's just he was he so believable. You know and
What was that I was a complicated guy. The guy was all kinds of fucked up. The way he took in
up and down in Rwanda and want of feed you
but you need to see that night in only one is the best one feels able Tommy. The other way is the argument that we need a better ask reports or public a really good, acting saint everyone. Look that makes me not want to see a movie, especially its in subtitles. Oh, you got two yeah yeah, oh my god, you haven't seen our large VON dish, dough
sit up that dancing on its about everyone. Portuguese she's matters, it's brilliant!
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amazingly thou art is readily available. I won't ballades about performance like a horror of user watch, a movie as a comic. You appreciate the same stuff: just struck
perfection in your art someone's Johnny man. What do you know about LEO? That checks, you loved, narrowly Borg, that will we the Holy Shit in Europe?
Tracy Morgan completely off. Subject: ok, but you got it,
trouble again for saying retard, but with what he said was part of his act man I know,
that that he said retarded kids strong, like baby tubes, it's funny.
It's funny, share its a part of a carrot, but is also now he's also has its limits and yeah.
But they also have to draw the labour targets deserves better terms than that. There needs to be further just Parkinson figure out. If you must do stand up or if he wants a tv show because he's like
we in the right but like he needs the really to say you know what fuck. This is my act, but if he does that, then he loses his tv show. You know, but it's so you should not to censure himself at all, and I know that you have to see. What's what?
tone was what else is going in the room, there's something to his act, that satirical it satire
the seem hundred percent real when he goes way way over the top, like that, I'm thinking omelette
because I know he sang the most ridiculous ship possible when you know when you, when he's talking about retorted Kim Jong but baby troops, you know what,
joint he's trying to make people laugh at how ridiculous years he's. Let's try
and people, though this guy Sylvia and grace you. How does it it wasn't? I mean we both home was earlier that look dude
What you say: that's fucking funny. It is funny it's terrible that pills.
And have down. Syndrome is horrible, but it doesn't mean it's not funny. When someone talks about
down syndrome. Kids, we strongly baby chimps says it's kind of funny. Oversensitive everyone is, does needs to children airlock, rather than anything, it's our right now, the earthen
as we were Colbert heart. Where you can you not supposed to say retardant,
Look. If I were just a, I won't say: I'm retired, mentally handicapped. You have different problems like down syndrome and different those different, yes different, specified the specific ailments that some of these kids have, and I appreciate that
You can't say that I cant use the word retarded because
started, does not mean down syndrome. Retorted means
being a retard you're, being slow, your retard
it means slowing down. You cannot tell me, I can't tell someone so slow fuck you
wicked, that's retarded! Well that, then I feel there are today that doesnt vigilance. I think they were gay there so because coming that used in this way, but you not look you
your aunt. There is something wrong with them. It doesn't mean that it's not a terrible thing, there's something wrong, but how you can opportunity- I you know I gotta think all of us with us but will explain what women's by wouldn't when you talk about a friend.
Oh are guy guys such retort. I don't mean you are a kid with down's syndrome. I mean you're, us
behind. Where you should be Gulf, go you were retorted, you were slowed down, that's what it means and if you can cost
retard, buys hassle. When we use the word
retarded was to say we were you're retard, lose that too. I don't think I'm out of that. I like how do they know that stake was retarded? Do you think I will that's just what I think we also use it good. We also use it as good, like, oh, my god,
What other word Aachen, retarded young? It's all about the changes made in isn't funny how you I say retorted as being really showed all the time like abbot,
for example. I remember clearly sank. Do that really is fucking retarded? It's so good,
so good, it's insane and Anne, and you know you can't say that you can't use it
you can't use it at all like I was so high, was harder. It's not see, there's another. I went. I told you
understand saying that you shouldn't be making fun of in our people who have an ailment but but
politely, removing a word that doesn't necessarily mean that is not going to cure that ailment. The real issue is the fact that there are children who have to suffer with this terrible role of the dice. Now that is really a horrible thing, and we all feel that man, I've been around children than of down syndrome like manage his kids in this just state. Where is never going to be like us ever he's gonna be in the state and its a terrible role of the dice that kid, and it's very
fortunate, but that doesn't mean that when your friend trips and his beer flies and hit some of the head- and you ll agree tarred ok, it's not it's now. That means you
calling him someone would down syndrome, and we have to acknowledge that there's a bunch of different when I say you're retarded dude, I don't mean that you have down syndrome. I remember when, when that use those oil spills beer, your book, you retorted Pooh, Pooh Pooh- that would go along with it. Your clearly its it comes from that same place there, some of that their yeah. You know I used to do their bit Noah's Ark. If you tell the story ass, an eight year old, retorted boy, he's gonna have to go
since I probably wouldn't do that bit today. When you call your thought it, when you call your friends photographers filling a mayor utero, allowing them that guy that care, I was making fun of religion and making fun of the
and ass. I tell you some this insane story and you just by it and then, if you ask and eight Euro retorted kid he's, gonna have some questions, and that was thing these.
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That's just wait another because their data providers, but you don't really my. I call my Catherine guy, but we should stop doing anything bad suit. You LEO me to make savings on the only attention. I think it's funny sounding name. We haven't someone called your girlfriend, can't balls and ok yeah. That would be hilarious. My group, and I can't buy, would laugh in giggle. That's ok! I don't think you should use the word neglect, not just me
I say that, like a real world baby, no longer southward yourself, you better stop saying this
I'm gonna be on NBC again, do you? What are you have your factor it announced today?
bad ass. I can talk about it, intimate weekly, slightly historic yeah. I fucking think about a man, but also
think about. The big letters is ultimately
who now is our eyes? Couldn't I couldn't sit back and watch somebody else? Do it be bombed out
I should on TV and David Spade was hosting fear fact: live, like tenet of kurdish origin hung about now my car shits going down. Is there any change now? I would say that these are any changes to the show at all.
Can do more. Awesome are awesome,
because I'm fuckin smarter. Now I think,
it's gonna be pretty much the same thing, but high definition cameras this.
Total set up. Three stunts he's gonna, be
because you're like up we're gonna do aid of em. They paid up that we must do it!
Two of them are gonna, be two hours, so six regular ones. Now to our are you gonna make an interactive are going to have like a fear factor application with behind the scenes, footage sure? Maybe you should get involved in some of that shit. Son. Oh, are you gonna? Do thou? Give me some money do
behind the scenes ring to it, can make an arab makeup app like making out with some people contact me because I talked about this disease apt for big martial arts. Our camp spoken bad ass and they asked me check it out to check that out and I always try to help that site out. It's a really good site in the people run into cool, so I put a I put it up on twitter and
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states, it's like there's. There must be some of the richest people in the world. I or taxes in that area. Fire targets for sure these Lee lost his place. A lot of people have written,
fire targets for sure these Lee losses place. A lot of people have red, hot chile, peppers man at danger, zone member
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like they're telling us. We need evacuate the has and, unlike just grab my computer like workable, let us do I grant recovery that seventy validly he gonna accurate at once, and I've been evacuated twice from fought from fires that Irish do their insane. When you see it coming up the Fucking Hill and you can't believe that there is an anti control fire within eyesight and there's helicopters were constantly flying over the drop in water on it that things out of control. They can't stop this smell it now Hollywood, twenty thirty miles away. You could smell this to ash dude. We, where we had an episode of fear, factor that we shot and we shot it out a place. I think it's coldly t Han t I'd. I forget where it is its weight
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maybe maybe an hour and a half from the city. So may,
we get there.
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start done barely in time now, when I left the
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over an hour driving by car? Ok, that's when I left my house, that's where the fire was when I came
back when I was leaving going home, the fire was where I was just spreads. Spray
an hour's driving and three or four hours, it was going twenty twenty miles an hour, probably spreading its
rather spreading on trees at us all round and twenty miles. Now it had to be because if
I think about all the all the miles that it covered and covered them in only a couple hours was a really quick stunt. Like a lot of times, we have a stunt, and it's not that
the deal it only takes a couple hours for the first through last contesting to do, and this was one of those because our member we got out nobody. So we need to get the fuck out of here. You can see it coming over the hill, dude sorts driving home buses deserted on our
or one solid, our driving home, going at a normal pace. Fifty to sixty miles now, not fast. No one was driving fast, the entire
white side from my passenger window out. The entire right side of the world is on fire Cray. How close to the road right there on the road to ruin the road pitch on the road to migrants who asked for on the route. Yes, you can feel that you feel they eat. If you're old on the window, you could feel the fire. Ok and you could see ash falling everywhere, like it was snowing while we're driving and we're just hoping that somehow another this fire can't get us, but it can't get you when you're on the road. The only get you is, if there's a fire storm with a heavy win and there's literally tornadoes of fires or build a river at cross yeah, and they could catch her car on fire, and that is possible. It is possible that that can happen if there's enough fuel near the road that it catches and runs to its like one of the reasons why I post a clear off the brush like near your house,
and around your house so that it does not mean that they probably of rules for the road to silver over an hour were driving, and it's like it's like Lord of the rings brow member when the fuckin tower came alive and other goblins Tina do yeah exactly the I it's insane. It's all fire. It doesn't seem real. It seemed
so artificial and everyone was driving around. Like Slack John, oh and that's why some guy got hit by a fuckin car. I forgot about bizarre looking
I've got an idea. He died. He got hit by a fuckin car he's something happened, his corny try to run across the highway and he got nailed
you gonna nail yeah yeah yeah us about how to get away from the fire something yeah? I don't know the exact specifics of why he was trying to run across the highway, but he didn't make it an abode
if one of the producers of the show actually saw it happened. It was like
Ro cars ahead. He actually saw the guy get here. He got his heart had a run across the ass. He tried to run across and they'd be known. He got fuckin crushed it so tariff
and then so you see this thing where there's Cobb,
ambulances and everything in there in other their tending this guy you're trying to rubberneck and then after you get past that it's just like literally,
you're waiting for demons on black horses to come rolling over the top of the mountain wow. Now do it it's insane and
stop it. You know that shit's going on right now in Arizona, it's completely out of fires or was it leads to a couple of days ago, is complete control map. It should send data for the fires, other yeah dead, yeah. Why
You know what happened. I was booked at a theatre out there. I forgot the name of the place site
alternate between doing the House blues incendiary on this other place, which was really cool yeah. That's it for them being right. That's what it out again! That's was called right so anyway,
why, before I was supposed to go down there, the fires hits the egg on Cynthia flocked saw me
people lost their houses, so I didn't feel right about just
when you and they are not giving them something, not saying hey. You know you guys got factor
You know I want to send you some appreciation. Give you some love, so I
I gave him all the money that I may ass well, yeah. Give it all to the Red Cross
so it's cool. So I feel good in our eye on this point.
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did the show cuz. I wanted to do the show not because anybody was you know everybody who paid money they didn't. None of that shit went to may not a saint it all went to the Red Cross.
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who, on Poland money out of this, and this is like a place it just get hit with some natural disaster. I shouldn't be borne. Any money out of this area should be given that money right back. You know it's. I feel like that. Look, these people lost
thing at the very least, I can lose my salary for a shower here to help now just to say. Thank you.
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really good at it. Eighteen, that's all body weight shit, all body weight
watch you be amazed at how hard body weight squats are their easy for for three or four and then maybe for ten. But when you get to thirty and forty and fifty and you start
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cool area. Rather rural sunlight made, is really cool.
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really impressive athlete dude. He was the most impressive athlete in the history of fear. Fact. By far
they have to do. We had a dive underwater
you see, like you, had a like, go through all these things and get all these different things like flags and retrieve lounge, or to our and no one came close to what he could do. He went in.
In Dover under held his breath for like more than two minutes accomplished the whole thing faster than anybody he's. A good is a freak athlete and what he would do is body weight squads every
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conditioning guy and he would advocate these body weight squats to their called Hindu squat. They do five,
hundred of them day dude. You will have true
trunk legs and without any waited all you don't have to lift. Anyway, it's just straight pool
shops. Man get you in some serious condition when I was a ship in Colorado. Do like just push us.
Shower sit. Ups push absent, was put yourselves on like a real routine, where you gonna do three sets of fifty three sets of fifty pushups three.
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we can really give yourself a couple minutes break it get right back in
and try to bang our fifteen. If you gotta get on your knees for couple seconds and then dieback interests, but finish that fuckin set first, that set it to do
be an incredible shape. You don't have to live weight, there's a bunch of guys who advocate just all by
wait, exercises and there's a bunch of among the internet. I want to see their names. I think someone we're crooks, but
there's some good enough ones. You could find some shit on line and in an you know, without pain, anybody
when we least these exercises are as old time. You really shouldn't
everybody should be.
Totally believe in paying for a trainer, but I
the total believe, as you do in some shit, that everybody already should know. I gotta do a push up. First
put that online mass keeping that shit yourself thrives too. I guess the pudding over those Nazism parts. We do that.
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shops and dry and just check the fuck. I notice that Mr Target Morphinism rise. Like done now
time has authorized for the satellite technology. I dislike. It's not even approach in my mind, wanders two things that I have any idea
look. We completely lost Aetius today, Eddie told a story about us, a boy that he thought was his son and we completely check tough ass. The blood guys that I was in Algeria has like our view of Ozma. I was the real story, louse very sad and it was like I was almost checked out of it, but I think I was just thinking about these guys. You set the high knew this story. I knew the story already obvious eddies one of my closest people on this planet but yeah. I really think that
in order to be a guy like getting in order to be like one of these super creative weirdo times, you almost half
have. I got really fuckin completely just jacked life as a child. You know,
I'm be brief. All of us that have no
that that I know that I hang out with all of us have come from. Some
can bizarre row childhood situation.
Like every single one of us were it's almost like you have to have some,
shit parents every now and then in a culture to joke,
people are the norm as having a definitely will display. Roundworm he'll come out of those but yeah this.
People to come out of that, and they become Super Christian, a lot of other commandest shitty childhoods and they you no borders on ass disbarred. Yet if they manage to deal with it, are they have a drink? Every now try to forget it, but you know, I think, boxes and people.
I think that everyone, I know, that's really brilliant, all my brilliant friends. How are your where some fuckin naughty childhood, overlooking only unlike billboards like I don't know,
y know, Bilbil was violence with his brother and link talks. He's got some great stories about and didn't you storyteller show you know he's down had about hunts war that has shaken hands. Yeah blaze, Irish in the Irish in Boston, are fucking savages. That is just a fact
I don't think people can really rap their head around how nutty those fuckin people in and I could see.
Because that's where I grew up and one quarter Irish,
stand at a hundred percent, though there like a double negative of site, it's hard town, Sun and you you know you grow up.
Your your son and who knows what is inos. Dad was like that these kids were getting away with this behavior and you know who knows what the fuck is happening, but it seems like the whole family likes to argue.
Birth, such a brilliant comedian. Does he became amazing at arguing when he was the youngest guy in the smallest guy. Let it be the quickest wit other. Do that or basketball players when they refer to the dinner table, autocratic, food
Did he told he called told a brilliant story about the first time he beat his brother in a fighter than he felt his brother quit and then to kill them, and he was
Thirty, five thirty was, I shouldn't, be beating. You have my older brother, I think now I think it was younger when that happened. Then there was a fight when he was older. We grab onto and held him. He said he was notified of was ass brothers trend of final, but then his brother got when it because he was a suit whose really flood hysteria he's every five minutes fifties exit is no would round tools in five minutes said their holy knee and breathing drivers is five minutes in our look man. Look how brilliant billboard billboards you gotta! You also have to go through something to be that guy you now to be there.
A few comments. I know that a hang out with parents it altogether.
Sort of life were my mom, and my stepped out are actually very happy and they ve been happy. Since I was seven years old,
it's real weird. All my damage shit came from my real father an hour before yourself. Yeah before was seven. That's all the damaging share. My father's, my real father was crazy. He was like a psychotic person Marilla, yet it was
Maybe the fucker you agree that have become one would have thought. Cattle Michael has and really he beat my cousin. He pick my cousin by his hair.
Drugs are doing at her, oh, no, no, no, my cousin and done something he had hurts
but he was playing hard and heard somebody, and he was a bigger Katy was like sixteen and my dad picked him up.
It's fucking, hair, I'll, never forget, threw him and he was a big guy, big scary, crazy cop from New Jersey
so that was all my shit from when I was like real young. I got the sea, I gotta see worst case scenario. Someone who just can't keep it together smacks women, shit out of kids a beat the shit out of them, so I got to see that
really early, but then my dad I stepped adds a hippie. I stepped out
computer low grammar computer programmer and he was an architect who went to school for architecture after you stop doing computer programming. That's what we lived in San Francisco for them now. You're launch air at your too well,
in a negative way, but it's like your dad's, a weirdo hippy like Tebow's, raise glass, lesbians and all that people
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this is why I decided, instead of very great yes, I like to call if you I got so any wouldn't stop saying the gods would fucking car
so it turned into a fight from happening. You gives a riddle,
they didn't fuck you, you God, I guess we'll have the next thing over those of it
broken up by someone's mom. And then you know my my dad pull me aside and just pull me in a room shut the door on every
that's because I was five years old and he now and
very few things that I remember about him. One of my remember what the dresser look.
Like. I remember what the flag and the sheets look like on the bed, and he goes what happened, and I said
you could not lie to him. There was ill. Does no law to seek out the sounds like the beginning of a ripe story. Tat could convey that line or aid. I would have a nine rape. What happened and I said to me and my gonna fight what happened? I go.
We were talking about King Kong versus Godzilla, and I know I liked one. He, like the other, we got to fight. You didn't cry, did you I don't know I didn't cry, it goes. Don't ever cry!
that was a part of me, and I had he walked out, didn't give a fuck that also fight. We just want to make sure there was no crime. Bitches that is a strength.
It was this house right advice for a five year allows pledging everybody. After that, you can punched,
some shit,
the green light. I get the green light to punches laws that are circulating dry. It was so stupid only the worst way of raising a child ever especially boys. The worsening can ever do to boys is encouraged. Havana lungs, oh my god, it's worse than you can ever do. My friend has a boy and
it's really fast. I wash this little guy grow up and he sighs like two now and his personality is fuckin
areas because he's like a little bad ass. You know any
things and pushes things around and its naturally in him he picks, sticks up and wax among things like that's. What you want to does is to he's fucking too, met by Le Breed and when he gets older, that kid habit dad like my dad, who is like you know, you know, this is
fuckin hold your hands up. If someone gives you any shit, he hit him with the job.
Is that we do not see the right. He had got a thing for you teach me to fuck. People perceive eyes like our aisy. Just if you ignore police
go away. My dad wanted me he was a chronic ass. He wanted a meter role and karate too, when I got older, but there is no cried classes for four year olds
So I had to wait it out and he would like chauvinism shit.
You are trying to Gaza report. Your watch beat up on his wheel. I would watch in big eyes out, but this bar he owned a bar, and I was five and I got to hang out at the bar with a phone. I was five when I was five, I would sit there and I would put money in the June box. There would let me put money in the Jew Box and every now and then and watch and beat the fuck out of some
I was five. I was are all my memories of my father. Zaga from that too,
other dude whose like super nice and he smokes pot
really smart he's a mathematical geniuses programmer and he decides a computer program is not artistically satisfies and wants to go to school. Annie
my mom any measure and we move across the country now son. I have this new. Dad envisages hippy guy,
and you know- and he was only twenty four years old, oh yeah, so you know my mom was like thirty
not even know my mom was even thirty was. I was seven, so my mama's yeah
twenty seven or something like that or twenty eight she having lunch with like twenty twenty one. So
everybody, was very young and no one knew what the fuck is going on and then all sudden, I'm living with this hippy guy in San Francisco around a bunch of gay people.
No that's when I went from an already them right out of the seven
So I went from living around
Italian,
New Jersey, psychopaths to all the sudden, I'm in San Francisco, and it's all like peace,
love. It's a seventh ass man is the seventies everybody. I know, and I am in really man no legal area over it. All now know I was pretty. I was pretty humbled,
shy. You no real nervous, and I didn't have a father anymore or sudden. Any wasn't contact me anymore, salsa
like out here with a fork- is life. You know what am I do and I was very insecure and that's when I really got into drawing from then
from like seven until like to high school to my high school. Our teacher was a douche bag, killed,
Dreams got up today,
from seven on that was just doing art constantly constantly drawing. That was like my my outlet, my high school people, you, so it's how you look at that should really be good at artificial pick. The bigger rebate is never that you could do anything. Do you
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and she become once you know the way? Broadly, you can see it in all things. Once you
I'm really good at something you figure something out. Like you figured out stand up, you figured out a way to construct a bit. You think that,
go in there and just kill in front of a group is enjoying elderly Smith. Figured out tat. You can do anything man, you just need to have love and passion, for it doesn't mean you could do anything that socks, you know you might not want to. You is a part of like being good at anything, is being said
it about. It
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good idea. You gotta suffer you now to get good in anything, sucks man. You know I just started
you get to again because my I took like two months off my camp re entering this part of my back over and over again,
our getting cold laser therapy on it, and I want to do
tissue, massage gets in by dude was as first time ever again,
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this guy is an expert in and it's called I'll tell you what it's called shit it's
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guy was the former head strength and fitness code for Produce University, Zella, Ghali's, cutting edge techniques and it hurts like fuckin shit. Like
It's not like to go and get massage you go to a chiropractors office. In I hate us, like I phobia keeps us
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when, as I understand it, when you actually do any activity, any any physical straining exercise when you're sore its lacked a gas it, and it's also muscle tears little little tiny muscle tears and that's what makes us stronger. You muscles have little little tears and the heel up anyway. I'm stronger that so both in the process of doing that's been explained to me. You develop scar tissue in there and you have to break it up in order to get full movement of the muscles of you. Don't it results in injuries and when you exercise a lot, but you don't get your scar tissue broken down above you are more likely to suffer under injuries from being tight, induration being locked up, and I was having that and tourists.
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I try to do that when I'm playing pool, but when I'm playing pool it's up to me
plan pool it's up to mean a zone out and and focus on a thing. But when you do and you just so, you have no choice. Man, I just don't like the risk of me limping
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you're in a bad situation, you not really endangerment as long as you're wrong with friends. You know, I'm even
society. I was very fond of last year. The last time I hurt somebody was an accident. It acts in a guy was
passengers guard in something popped. On his leg, you try to post up in his life.
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but it was nothing I did. It was part of rolling justly
try to get inter rare. It was on my back and, like my foot was down and it just he was heavy
you didn't jump me rather use and then just bungled over my
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stop immediately, but would like it up injuries, but you know what,
I think there's so much benefit in doing me at least everybody different Brian. I don't. I really believe him when he says he doesn't need it, because everybody
at their own physical requires better. Let me guess not just that its physical requirements like something
but they have to blow off steam Orono, something like an indoor. Intense people may have to block that steam and if they don't blow off, that's team in the gym
leak out into everyday life and make them unreasonable. Then, though, blow up about things that don't make sense like they get mad thinks there's only one thing to get mad at something that doesn't make sense. Yes, some extra attention angry so out of tat, asleep paying you are approaching this situation you're already at a five before you walk into the door, is first irritability goes so this person comes out you with a two: what should they like? Really? Instead, it is a shame, floated shoe. Would you owe to really you what you raging against your own shit life?
raging against, but everybody else gets caught in a fucking crossfire.
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it was like when he break you to some extent because he needed a fucking rattle of creating.
But if your own, I could do that every morning, get used to write great blocks to Man Norton.
Some hilarious blog entries, but he stopped
that also when he was doing Ona all the time cuz he feels like creatively fulfilled. Let me know what that's an important thing about being creative man, you don't want to work too hard and sounds ridiculous, but there's a certain
of time. We should be dedicating to having fun laws gal building up new members yarn about in any now imagine living Eliza and you know- and you can,
We spend a certain amount of time. You know, workin, on anything that you know is, is create
venture and we don't like radio shown you doing for five hours.
And then you do and stand up at night ready.
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you're, something like I should be here I'll get more creatively Yang here that I will just rehearsing from eight people in support of your job. A part of me mother reasons why moves Colorado absolutely true was like. I am again some fucking material this for
and I did and now at a cost.
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In about a week ago I went to a fairy convention.
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furry something that existed like forever
the sun was light like links average early, eighties, sunlight and somebody
me a photo already around and I'm from new abundantly forgot about that. We send somebody sent me a photo of unless you like this free people at night in words like seven of them, and they looked like scary.
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and I know, however, that are sexually tracked it. You know that there was a convention in Pittsburgh last week. So what are they doing? There was that of the host state,
will they somebody's gave? Anybody sent me a photo of them just across the street out just hang on going and out. Like note, we haven't been Columbus, Ohio to and they ll hang out on the streets and stuff together. It's kind of like like a gang of mascots stuff Diana
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no, no, the errors that, like what sort of way out in every area
yeah. I wrote a blog entry about that too, about going to the Renaissance Fair and seen how fuckin strange it was, and there was a one particular thing that was really strange: most of the people,
the kind of admirable, because most people stayed in character most of the down arrow
stand here and pound your chest at the world. You know I wish I wasn't too cool, but I just couldn't bring us up. The programme go full out while it probably a good test of your ability to act in our because if you could go there and just throw yourself into it like really bees and about being one of those guys, I thought we probably good
exercise virgin crazy person here why to act, but when
Were there one of the things
was fascinate was most people in character, but this one, lady man there's one way.
You could tell she's only in the Renaissance fair because he's like she needs to be some sort of arab. It's like machine, there's no play being I'll, be down the restaurants where so this this woman.
Was sitting there in the woman was all in character and shit in this other lady was talking to her about her problems, but she was talking to
in normal terms, she's like so now. My
has to figure out which prescription to tag and another one doktor she's only one landed. Do it says that one lady, the doom and gloom and
the other woman want more crack chagos,
I does my lady mean by prescription
sort of never heard before
and so she starts in our fuckin, whether while this chick is trying to come
Wayne to how to react, what you say and while she followed her and then they walked away- and I didn't want to follow them and b that obvious listening on the conversation. But it was obvious at once. It has been a little county and she's bring her boring shit into this. Nino beautiful
and of make believe an opportunity. I'm a maiden here and you talk to me about me now, you're you're, we met your husband, MIKE's prescriptions, you do the following. I do lady in others, not the time for this. Maybe afterwards, gonna go have a drink, a cigarette in Europe,
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see. That's it! You wanted somebody, seven o clock. You can do that when you have kids,
linger restaurants, where fuck that shit on everybody, the camp out. When you re totally single fact know you have a girlfriend. Gonna transference clean up snark. Another ballpark edge is, this
must have orgies. They had orgies back that now, let's go
of Renaissance times. Put that fucking.
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how common is as animal world its common with dogs. Why that is
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we have simply been or will they stay away from their own exact, siblings?
like the governor alone are not our work. So much of or not, I think, that's
one of the things they say about certain Labrador retrievers that their inbred. You know that,
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but is there a place where there's lions and tigers is your place? Zeus,
together, yeah Zulus recycling tigers are Asia. You know in Africa
is where the lions are right. Variant, Hydrastis array, yes Siberia,
is not. Can I like Asia issue? Is Europe? What is it where Europe and Asia Minor
with a Russia, my geography, such Afghanistan. What is where you fuck up? That's fine
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motivation with a picture of drug was going completely.
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I dont want to be retorted
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I guess it all yours
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next to someone and, furthermore, outer syndrome, kid wouldn't be on the farm. God do you be in such a retard
you wouldn't say that, because you would feel bad that that be these people could hear that some arguments as fuckin shit the bad. My argument:
it seems that about now you re you're right, you shouldn't, but that's stupid. You should,
definitely make sure. There's no disabled today that I ran about retard, takes away the idea that we have to call them retort when done their work. You know Tom cigarettes had real problems with that bit that he does about
agents real novels. I people are matter, they don't say: yeah people, don't wanna say that no one and they certainly don't wanna, making fundamental rights and so funny
the thrust of my very money. Both I get you anything care about your midgets, but that's the bit the airs, and you know people have come to his shows and then by crying and yelled
really of the son that you now has
you know it's redeeming yelling about just leave, which we,
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whose him hardware, Basle Player, whether you tap, the attempts to step right,
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interviewing this late eightys, I think maybe night is but anyway
and they were like you know. What do you think about them? I be gay mba players and I was like a big thing right and I got a lot of ampler them. I let up. I don't like them.
I don't want gazed around me element in a locker room and the like,
the guy was heard, rumors giving mechanic I'll get. You know
has quoted here so China
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like homosexuals, woe
it was really about. He never did another endorsement ever it. Wouldn't you
gone after that I should say
but like he was ever ever ever ever everyone's comfort. Now, anyway, that alone, maybe I'm in trouble for yeah things have changed
boy. I say: that's, it's gotta be a good thing, even if I don't believe in some of it. I think TAT
in his right leg idea behind it is like about the gig merely because whenever someone says that what they do,
they give a donation and be a spokesman now,
they don't hold the cid against you'd like it's. Ok, you fucked up, but one you
how many more public and you're gonna help you can use celebrity. Tell kids feel normalized
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Matt Attrition Morgan now, because they can get away with it. Yes,
they will apply as pocket
so bad. Terrible about this, I really hate it. Brian wholesome has issued a thousand times worse Tracy Morgan, but nobody
Brian hold out. Nobody knows, I'm happens once I've just got at its context
an audience enact. I was doing something about using Edward Razzle
Jews with the original niggers wherever, but I want to use it as it and the guy does a jovial black eyed, the audience like fun and Niggers nigger, yes, in Nagoya with an air of their own,
So no matter what then it's ok to go to school, and I say so the gym
niggers?
Oliver money from the government. You niggers, I don't wanna, go dating my daughter and he,
dying laughing, we were all ok, but if you put that on paper,
taken out of context? Its thousand seems so much worse. Yeah, there's a
button, pushing thing that you do on stage where you say the share that somebody thinks
but would never say, and you now saying can you believe in and say that is a ridiculous. I say an addict both like Lucy has a bit. I think about. Hitting is kid in punch you in the fucking fatal, like I believe, that's align somebody go to that in a message board recently in a targeted way somewhere going. You shouldn't advocate child beating. There were comparing the satire of him saying that to what Treaty Morgan said, it is obvious that they are not really mean that he sang it, because it's ridiculous thing to say and that's funded. Do you can't hold a comic hostage
or hold them accountable for the meaning of something that said in a stand up comic way. As if it was their actual true thought, because if you do that, you restricting that kind of outrageous comedy that I think is really funny Brian by the only ones- grandpa training, a ball eagle to land on his ear Hayley, we can do that. Type of comedy, though, is to have the freedom to say, really offensive shit and know that people know what satire
but I know that you fucking around you know.
So if you don't allow garlic, Tracy, Morgan to say, fucked up shit, you
kill a whole genre of awesome. Comedy
You know the gym. Norton genre of comedy like his some of his shit, we do here
it's really offensive Joe lotta people, I'm sure, but fucking hilarious exodus. It SAM Kennison, was coming up and allay now economic. He wouldn't get stay right. Man you why you re already put that guy on to habitats bit about AIDS, Ngos cause some facts: Fatah, Marquis
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Gay disease
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but if you like, a hack appears that our own rule we give up leaving things were sixty seven. Yes, hardly around saying so learned sort of gay people unless, like Lucy
says that you never really did anyway kind of really it's another
Lucy kid, but about a serbian faggots are people from faint faint Phoenix Phoenicians.
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talk contacts is what matters minutes with we created these hot button oarsmen and their undeniably have power to the undeniable I'd rather have power, there's hyper charged. You know- and I forget all the time I forget all the time,
I'll, say something and I ll see someone get shocked. I guess I guess you don't. Think too. I think all of us,
we dropped and end bomber, says yeah. I guess it what I've heard that,
you see a crowd of people turn around. I forget it if two guys adopt a kid, a little babies at a piglet.
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a nursing home having a video one person did not feel man, thousands bergopzoom yeah.
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star, so girls, like all galleys girls, no, stop drive me crazy and it never gets any better. Well, it's because you would you look nothing. You will be changed things else. What you get its yet we would you put out there that's exactly what you're gonna get back. You know if in especially with him, I think no Gibsons got something wrong in his brain. That's what I think, and I think there's there's a There'S- a pathology there
an issue. There is an imbalance. It doesn't seem to be just ass, simple ass. He believes wacky shit like his dad.
Doesn't believe in the Holocaust is not as simple as that. There's a programming
situate uses item yeah. There's a chemical situation is something wrong. He's crazy person. You know, which is why that Fuckin Beaver Movie was so bizarre. There's about IRAN's right, lair yeah. I mean what a crazy for
idea for movie and imagined talking people into making this moving. Then this motherfucker goes crazy right before the movie got released, sort of perfect for not
there is nobody wanted to make an eminent over that, unlike him anymore, if he were done with male Gibbs, that's seconds,
can strike the like it's. What does mistake man,
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Fleetly, get to know, so it will have to talk you talkin to three hours a day in US
That is who you are, that that is who you are, but for most
there. She there shielded from
nobody ever seen who they really are and because of that, like we're talking about celebrities getting crazing going nuts because they have all his power as almost like. That's like the norm,
it's nothing. They never show you who they really are so every
Calculated interview is carving out this completely artificial idea of who this person is and pull been, pulling this off your whole life. So
probably doesn't even fucking know who is anymore so when he
its alone and he's wishing this Fuckin russian bitch was over there below and am she's like you
you can over here and blow your dad
the real Malagasy. That's thought that's the heart of the beast and that's why people like do you can't act,
get your shit together. People say well: we should not to fires
Just as it does it he's like a fire? People just don't want to go to his movies anymore he's not. I want you because he was cool, yeah he's not a viable commodity and when he was mad MAX, he was the shit when he was brave. Heart. Dude
Do you remember how powerful that fuckin movies- and there was another movie that he directed
now Gibson that worries Argos shit while Nels herbs in was this shit son. It just goes on its criticism that can be good at an art form brow. I got out of that brave heart movie. I wanted to grab a sword and joined battle. Tat Movie was
credible. It was incredible and it up.
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we will run at other giant to agree to me on a field that we did. This theme movie Carter, the Patriot, exactly languorous brand or with no says bring here, and who did it isn't that enough time period it is Asia did we do this aims? Is this I would like it was like a mannequin american to rethink the same surgeons was manikin american to both of the same woman now differ woman. Only
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boner. That's where we sire visually law, yes, is in love. I went out with a bit here last year. They they really kissing those do ass, you just gotta kiss and it wasn't like realistic, just something that happens in a movie man, just kissing, just kissing
happens in movies, rabbis happy the dew doesn't date. Rape that has been collected ever make it work for its leg at work, where things like in the movies will had ever reality cause. You got that first, it's beautiful magical like right, leaning, millions out, you find the going you just kiss for well right after that
almost every guy would look at my place
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few loony tune relationships all doubt go slow with a check to try to figure out what the fuck's go, and I now arising behind that icing
some people that can put on an awesome show of being a really special person for a few weeks, even in our,
Danny NICE is the greatest person ever but then, as
get tired of playing their acts more, it actually other they order what they wear. It. Restaurant simply put I've right inside bang and all the time then the problem is those bitches are usually really good and
the crazier they are never said, is that my friend Tony's heiresses, ass best, he said psychotic an erotic or next door neighbours at this, the more psychotic that chick is the more radically aren't bent and this mother Fucker would purposely date crazy girls, just because he would get that.
Should abandon these like incredibly crazy brought. I just want a bone, it's gotta be first and then I get to know you
some fun Atlanta eager. But what I'm saying is you gotta be careful who you connect with, because when you once you start
It is actually your little bit. You need each other. It is a highly now man, you need to know you need to be carefully. You connect yourself with in your life man. It's one of the most important thanks are due to dive into relationships, and I have closely as charge because girls, our hearts are, he doesn't do relationships
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it is now. Babies in charge then
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you're also an artist. You know when you need weird time, do you have to be on it like a rigid schedule, any time to sit down and reflect about things like, I think, there's an equal part
discipline involved in creating things, but then life experience like I think you have to boil something to be able to sit down and write things out and you have to you have to have a work ethic. I think it is very important but y'all something fun. You know, I think, that's a part of your job.
I like have experiences of women elected enjoin, I'm really gets an older man like I'm a lot and in fact, and it might be different, supranational myself off to any those experiences. Another roman idea till you she starts
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a comic there's something out there is another heinous shore of coarser buckled. I know he'll be so weird like one
white, hair and red eyes. Nevertheless, second white Iphone. It would look like some look like
snow, Ninja, Roma and video game, Emily eyes to the albino some day?
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northern area. China with red I say, could maybe an albino ethical by not represented
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the Chinese to maybe that's another found weedin egyptian tombs too, but they found a chinese guy with we'd stash here, like a little bag, really found
of your old we'd knows that block
men are very of the drought, people that are trying to exude William Shakespeare because,
a test. His body for cannabis. Is they want to test? Is to look
that really gonna. Why? How important is it to you to prove a point you fuck is a scientist live in a Volkswagen is always a very funny like ours to steal, opening these bear those line of the day at so true because
you think those teeth are long gone right me when I'm gonna happen correctly. They acted the regulators that, but that they never got it.
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watch out for the? U S estate, William Shakespeare, fifteen, sixty four,
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fifteen hundreds so that some shit
you get when you go to England, that you just can't you
fathom here in Amerika,
get it a little bit if you go to Boston,
go on like one of those
tours. It takes these houses from sixteen hundred like there's a there's, a bunch of really old buildings that are
around and especially tombstones, there's a bunch of fucking, really old tombstones in Boston than from the seventeen hundreds and everything is a really it's a trip to look at. But this is fifteen hundreds man, this guy was out there writing things and then people would perform what he wrote.
In front of a group of people, there's no microphones man here they hear day just talk and Romeo and they believe, apparently, that he was stoner.
Of course he is, I think, everybody back then noise they tested pipe. Apparently, as this will have read on the internet, that date apparently tested Shakespeare's pipe and found residue of them.
Our wanna, and why do they want us to save you so, just as it is doing because it well because what we all know that enhances creativity, you now Carl Sagan wrote a brilliant piece on marijuana and why he uses marijuana and just look up
If you want to find out just let you just look up for the people listening at home Carl
again marijuana
It was a sort of a life along owed to marijuana and that he was a daily cannabis, small guerrilla yeah
he said that what he had learned from marijuana that there was there were some real lessons that he brought back from that state of consciousness that he could apply
I too to other aspects of his life and he could actually learn things that he believed weren't learn about. Like a word were available to him. This thought was not available to him without Canada Scissahs his his belief in those in our Carl Sagan, a great mine, a fascinating person. You know a guy who turn
So many people aren't cosmology in his his words were so you know that so much of what he
I was so appealing that they have taken a lot of it and put it on videos with a show like space and then he'll be like going on soya rant about the the size of the cosmos or some incredible fact. Another YAP there'd be
oh hypnotic, so it s like that or you know in people, argue that he was in the most brilliant scientists ever and what did he actually compositional science it with any scientist smarter than you yet for four, mostly boy? Yes,
and on top of that, like you, can't deny his contribution by getting people excited about astronomy, people who, I know how many scientists name do. I know TAT Jesus Christ, you know Stephen Heinz or
you ve gotta, Menteur Butter yeah. This is not that many man,
small amount, so he says he couldn't done certain things without you about Yahoo. Is exact quote I would bring it back and that your version of that as the flies grow possible
Were you aware, however, that without real it's true, I am. I believe that this through
reasons why all this stuff is around. That's what I believe. I believe there's reasons why there's you know every different substance that exists on the planet with his reasons,
coffee beans. I believe it is examined. Everything has been good for your those reasons now, she's, just this
return before you two examples: strychnine businesses, these plants that are little kill your emails plants, your fuckin dies. What are the reasons for letting go system is probably not connected to me man. You know, but everything
that is connected to you should be aware of, and when
when someone like Carl Sagan tells you that cannabis connects you to the universe, and it makes you look at things in a different light and it makes you you know, I'm more sensitive person that makes you more creative and you know it's helped him. I think a million different thought
it's easy, but we will do so blow off for those people, so the good over her air would have prevented like ok but think what if a guy was right
possibly be a scientist. I once heard of will preserve the right people.
You get upset at me. If I talk about pain too much like to drunk talking about pot like an idiot lay off the pond. Talk like. I am only telling you this because it's of benefit it helps, and it's helped me, and I think that if you just approach it with discipline, it can be spectacular for your life. I think that what it can do is it can enhance your life, and I really truly believe that
but there was nothing as business. I dont you love it. How people tell you what I know you should not talk about this. You should attack by the thick dude. We! Finally don't listen. Do as you like who's, who are you to judge what we talked about, how you want to listen to what we're talking about listening, but dont think that you have the control of what he had so I get away with his over. They have access, but it's like if you had a secondary like more Newman or less nomads yeah. It's like that. Wasn't reopen radicalism liking, something more or less, and I can understand your voice near opinion. Just don't be a douche bag Sal that simple luria, that you have just more joy ideas.
Oh, you know, there's a lot of people to give Brian a hard time
get you get allow shit on that message. Board did force, and you know people don't
free shit. You know you and I have a very unusual relationship and I think sometimes people don't appreciate that. I
There is a reason for everybody and theirs.
A method to having fun and two to two good times is: does it there's a method to keep that ship on track and other methods with our friends is:
we're all were kind of silly we're all kind of silly and I go off and get dark sometimes, and I go off on Weird Tangier
and I go on go on these strange ransom, apocalyptic ideas that I take to the fucking the most degree,
and then Brian will bring up some ass spray that he got that he makes people staked a finger in advance
The balance is that different styles, it's like now. I think everything
makes more an ivory we're so like brain so behaving,
stop being so negative online is theirs.
Things are not going to talk about every fuckin show. I can you know, look I'm a huge fan of the Howard Stern show, but ever known and achieves a channel it has. A study is just the way it goes some of us others park as before, but this study they did
showed how, when you're negative online or whatever you do online leads overdue irregular light. Yes, if you like, I guess they have. I want no even those me here, but that kind of behaviour that-
actual behaviour that you're doing
being mean to someone at so when you're normal, you just get a little meaner. When you actually see the face to face with your affect the Soviets,
positive online, then ineffectual, Delaware LEO. You clearly identify yourself with the way you behave and how,
your behavior affects people, even if you only its implied like you know that if you said some check, I hope you get watching your caught. Your fuckin pussy falls out your ass.
You say there at Saint, sends a message on twitter to Ariadne and say it like that you're
rob nine six two! You can save the most fucked up shut hospital. I don't think so.
Get away with that for free somewhere.
Back of your mind, you're, going to know that you're a piece of shit- and you got to find yourself by your own actions, and you can also think how would I judge
if I wasn't me great you're, a jerk, congratulations, it's not hard Yahoo that anyone can just
Yoda serve very easy nets varies, so rich
being an asshole, and we have all done it. I have done it, I'm not. I was for clearly
and ass all for a good chunk of my life, but that we ve all been there. We were, we were caught up in our own bullshit and sometimes will take it out. Another people but doesn't mean you aren't you run fixable. So what we are saying is not the people are unfair.
I know, you're minded people online or Romania. There make a joke about it. Jack
help me. I really funny couldn't be shouldn't, be something we this easily filling summonses trans take somebody down for now
Is that what you should have some funny so stupid? And if you now
funny, say, stop being cut, you know what it was.
Your issue. You hear your creepy man, you're you're, angry all the time
when he got them, angry people online appeared as a
like at attention is just like China get life in some way you see,
EL, when it gets killed by like alliance being held out you're mountain life,
anything you know like slow start and kicks a few more tangible, quick, Legrand, just elastic effort for rubber those people doing that for attention yeah like
to close, may I mean we need joint venture, but just if it doesn't work, try some
This is definitely a lot about man. There's a lot of people being should as for no reason but mind
hearing online is obviously very different than most people's, because I always post as myself
I never and never go on a form with some sort of a fake name, but I have thought about doing it, but
or just how would I be accepted in this community, even in my own website, a thought like what would I be like vows, Skippy, twelve, six in Ireland,
Rugen isn't everything. I'm jargon and underground opposes jargon
PS I to go to DORA. Now you get a complete honest version of a people horse now arisen. Nice to me
That's a lot of these latter somewhere at some comrade club and some results
rather than actually IKEA. They weren't ass. The made some years ago and you're like mother, never been anything but nice them yet you're a sellout guy got an idea. I wish it were simulations in things like like, like life experiences like what you could just stimulate, like hey, let's make molestation popular in legal. Why then see how many Youtube contacts learn ass? I was thinking out, let stimulate being a jet fighter pilot flying through the mountain range. That's what I would like a when one of these dissimulate incest, o er, the alleviation comment. Anger goes up by its gravity thousand percent. Don't bring that should up and they have a website. What I'm saying is that of that, it's almost like you, you have to remember half these fucking angry people. Does young kids do it? It's like, like I get so upset
with people on twitter and message, boards and stuff, and then I got a lotta, oh yeah, this kid's, probably like twelve years all we probably fuckin got molested by his uncle and he's fucking being angry to everybody, and maybe- or you know, I just mean ass well ass though his mom was a very strong. Let him get away. The lobby was young and always become a big cunt. These older,
in my head. It's a molested kid. Our kids molested gets dick on no other way and so remain to be worth less child.
By the way, the tracing worded things that we say, people like really show themselves no gifts like I'm table wherever right. That's why sports castors and news castors love Twitter? Yes, again, an actual feed into the real them yes or the like. We're sure cowering this is a real new source right in what is a religious them sermons.
Towards now stories are written about people say things. I'm s words to the viewer of celebrity in what you just said would really get you in trouble.
In our view were celebrity. Somebody could call you how I guess: that's molested they get digs ha and how you're laughing about kids getting fact. I would have photo ops with black babies me kissing black baby staff, taking their sovereignty over her mother,
thinking more Robert, who said it was because of running back the giants for awhile retired kind of early sports,
for couple years now, is going back to football values training before me, this announcement was like big news to his agent was hiding. Him was like you can stay at my place,
It was like some nice place where, because I got a hiding and why didn't want the media tongue them at all, ok and was like for he knew to be way from unfair, like so many weeks so was I gotta get special upstairs you take that so he was stuck in Attica, goes a Jew was keeping him there and he goes
that would in Frank, was doing instead of all time in the UK, whatever ever was united choose to. Firstly, maybe
it's all over a delegation. Yes, let's making light of Frank, why it's not making light still
hers. It example right. What's a better example that I'm stuck in a dramatic for two weeks, I'm a hostage in the attic.
Show me a better example in good stead of line, and you know
You said it. If you were there, you could say it in a hard, be aware that Israel, Jew a character acknowledging the cancer shit, they couldn't say shit
you could totally get away. With that you can. You got like at least
three jus references incorporate, but whether anybody even girl, you get a cheap one in there you can get you get a bunch of amend their pick on Jews because you, because you that's of Christ,
then we ve always allow people a nice green light to make fun of their own kind. You now
it's the most mean shit about Italians,
you're allowed. Well, when I talk about ass, my talk about
we'll housewives of New Jersey. I talk about there being savage is that they are just.
More running
groin thinking, a bizarre savage. The women are beast women. Could you imagine if I said that about black people? Could you imagine I said what I said about my own people. If I just a sad to say that about black people holy shit, I would be, I would be straight Tracy, Morgan and right now in front of a bunch of black people, saying I'm so sorry I did not mean I was only joking around. I don't think that you're savages, but my people, I can say you're fuckin savages, you dirty greasy functions
A cobbler workers peasant monkey people
is they're all the same I set of mass trash work while others have ages. I don't I do. I get a free pass, I'm a tyrant
I can. I can tell you for sure I knows I grew up with them. I my grandmother screamed at my fucking grandfather. Every day he was alive. Don't act, make out time, fuckin, savages road egg plants and monsters
stake tomatoes screaming at each other.
Monsters. If you live there, you'd be a monster to be covered up in the design. Geiss of that area is a reason why the Jersey Shore is a fuckin Pablo show because their behavior so extremely laborious, whoa. What the fuck is going on. How kind is this, and you want to know, there's a whole goddamn? Enterprise of them is there's a whole goddamned crew of people that live like that plus worse. Those are the
to lecture walls of the Jersey Shore Movement in other people. They can handle themselves on television, England dancing with star that, hopefully it will answer interviews in shit that fuckin situation guy he's got them genius when it comes.
The Jersey Shore theirs,
animals live in that state dude! That's
that's a savage state of monkey. All my relatives, man there are savages. I see them on my keeping voyages here, feed off each other get out get out now before you kill yourself so over the top.
And allow say that now says it's me: it's my own relatives, excellent Jana Jackson, nipples fought to that's when it started right, artists,
pc make started turning around. They wanna have a relative sent me a photo of some of my cousins and I've never met before, and its
gold chains, slipped back, hair and everyone's neck. Is this? Why everyone sitting there like this and they
gold chains and they're all
where this Sunday best suit and its while those weird backgrounds where they get tell them,
went to the mall and materials photographs. Do you
words like the blue and white speckled background there, sir
savages satellites, although their shirts, their gold lives that type of the flat lot. Like on a sale leaf
some sort of a leaf,
you know, I think we can help me to table chain.
Typical China without flat here's the thing eyes you describing them, I'm hating them away to spread like yes, I agree with all my lay that those my goddamn no member when we meet we always talk about this will mean you were at the sky bar with Joe and we're with better read Ernst, and it has talent.
Comes out of it and we're reboot valued
A few years ago there was a lot better. Libraries doesn't sound like anymore. This is a long time ago. What is it lacks? The Italians it up is a super dying out, but the shoring up, more modern love, brunners we gotta bring him. I never heard of honor now hasn't been. Grenades is awesome. Two biggest he'll go off on some fuckin crazy. You know when Thomas Jefferson would he originally wrote this and I'll tell you some shit like what the fuck are. You holding me hoss into this history. Lesson sign, destroy to sue role. Party wants because for some reason he got on that irish people. This country had a worse than blacks. My wherever there's no hurt the support. We are not talking about it and I was gone within ten minute, yeah you're, a few,
the girl
at all. It was like just supper, but no one is he. He and I got into a once about the Bible, some her eyes. You ran about the Bible NEWS. Like you know, it's been proven. The factual, been effected. Jesus did exist, has been proven by scholar. Fuck are you talking about, is fully aware of and out of other way than ever thought. I'd like arguing in earnest black hole is just talk. Gadget like dogs are everywhere. Mama. I'm going to argue with you about this. You you believe in what did you even research, the history of the third and final, because you know how many versions of those same stories exist? Have you ever heard of early? Ok, I guess I don't know it just time information right now I saw a documentary, and I must ask you about this, because I know that you study the Torah. I saw document and have been quoting this document or ever since I saw where they were
EU budgets desiring the dead sea scrolls and the real issue is that they know so little deciphering, not that's whose gross rather the older one of the oldest ancient hebrew version. The Bible is that the
the real issue was that they they didn't know all of the workers that they they let the cat
while some of them that
They were saying in this documentary that it was three quarters. The words have been translated between five percent are still up to debate. Does that is that accurate? But here's what the debate as it was like when you
a word in the english language and you look at all the definitions, easy way back down. It's like fag right met. Some sticks put together right. Ok, that
one of the users of the work. So if you re like the english language, will be aware of that uses, the word fact, and also the faggot a faggot is that also cigarettes right, like you shouldn't going off as rag, but I think a faggot is above
still exists and that's why they would call a like that,
call a man who was weak. They would call him a faggot
as he was like a woman because he was
like a woman was like a bird tat was like a bundle of sticks like it was a burden to carry.
You would carry this bundle of sticks around
started? Yelling, Gaza? Yes, that's that's the original work, it's not that you would burn them is that they would be like like
hard to have around their very lay mobile, their flamer get word like love or enthralled or or or loss. I needed a severity is absolutely correct because I don't know, I feel, like I'm missing something in my translation of it, but
they are the sort of aware of their meetings are not nowhere fully of their meetings. We there was a whole thing about the animals you over. There was correcting people that were saying that it was because a bundle sticks was easily light on fire and they were saying that is not true, that that is not the there. The original Catholic, although
reason by four twentysomething. So like Twitter was that's what it's called vs ie unsubstantiated associations sometimes claimed them
slang Melick meaning develop
from the standard meaning a faggot as to a bundle sticks, presumably with reference to burning at the stake like this was even on Louis Show, and I knew I'd heard before us out on his show us- I think, that's true anymore. I think they mean and not to say the people haven't burnt gay people. Of course they have course we will don terrible thing to gay people, but that these
the actual etymology. I believe us. The correct word of the word is not that it was it was. It was those it was a bundle of sticks and that carrying a bundle of sticks was like uncomfortable. You know I'm just realising this right now, as you said, like you and say what retard about somebody had a retard sought, Darius honour whatever, because it would hurt them right. I I really gotta get that word and, and they afford out of my dialogue,
the faggot word, because you don't want to think you wouldn't say, there's a gig IRA Truman. If somebody struggling with you to hear you say it is like to feel worse about yourself.
Yeah, but you know that it's layering thing other words like that. It's weird because we had as this girl on on the desk wide pod cats. In her she was talking to how you her younger sister is lost to us on Monday. You special needs and deserves our Kermit. First
I got my throat anyways by cheek. She Carter retarding in it with her daughter, her sister, and you know that the whole family guy did in it who is kind of like. Oh, you accepted still. They still talk collar and like the daughter whenever
the lesson it's kind of interesting I would I would say I should probably do it when I'm calling the word thing or I the word actually means yes, but only that I buy
think anyone Disney's calm down to still obviously don't call yeah, but that is the point is what we talked about earlier, that I don't want you to feel bad yea saddened. People feel bad right and it's acknowledge that conduct. I should. I should be able to a right. I note with its Edward it. It's like, like we ve, been talking about the words and Tina today
you know, we know about the words should still be allowed. The tie, I would have liked, I think, Alioshka work later, but I mean if the Euro to stage a colony,
retards and stuff near the absurd than you don't do that by here's? Here's the argument against here's, the argument, against the reason why it's closing, in the reason why people are closing in on these offensive words is because everyone can have an impact on a large group of people now by putting something
Twitter is in step that between about and even this part cast, you know what we were saying, uninspiring eager you you have,
impact on a lot more people than you had before was just you and your friends in a bar, and you know,
and someone says, the inward ha you laugh and at the end of it. But if you say that shit tweet,
with that on line with is a reason why everybody's closing in on this. It is because we are trying to stop people from
lashing out and causing negative energy and hurting people, and even though you feel
I'll do anything wrong. I'm not saving wrong that the energy,
behind that what you do and ultimately ones are being a negative force lines of making people feel like shit. So, even though, like this, this
Rushed to pc is a bad thing because, as a lot of people that are just on the bandwagon there looking the point a finger at somebody and the reason why there upset about this is because they have the licence to set about this, and if it were,
This will be something else, a piss them all their lookin for
we'll be mad, and so there take on a reasonable or it's not. You know it
it's it's not charitable there take on this aggressive and they want you to apologise and want to win that when a gas you in which it is half of the fund for them is getting you to feel like shit, but some
also like will welcome the black used, Edward
That's, not a contest man winning are losing it
maybe he's either, but you do want to make feel bad exactly exactly
You do and then fuck and go for it. I guess it's we. What would the reason why it's all happening, as is our natural, it's all natural and it's a byproduct of our integration with each other, which is unprecedented with so
Albion, twitter and Facebook, and
in all this shit now the our integration with each other is deeper than ever before and in response to that people got more sense. I think people whole hardly like all the time used. The word Judah Mean Bargain, like they used to have a long time ago.
Aren't you me down? I think that would probably make me at least start like that. I heard at a table next to me, like ability to account
Your weird I sat down from a friend Watson,
I really dont really bombed item forgot. It was. Jewish financing was big deal. I
given that, because I like that using now the joke that you're, so it's you
It's always funding, but he did. Nothing was volumes very funny believes that was very sensitive. Other yeah said strategy me down and then after our satellite last.
I shouldn't say that he's like you shouldn't, say that. Why do you say that you're upset that you said it, because I'm around I'm like you're right but you're? Right also that I shouldn't say it.
I'm I'm the same way because I had a leading grid. Like I've talk,
for we had and grow about where we re writing grow up with, like black people, asian people, jewish people on as it would like? We have one indian person and he followed it all the time and they had like put aside when I see how schools all white mashed potato people here for the most part, but we work races like that. One, indian guy we're just like kind of more like who he's different than all. But but it's weird like we say the jewish thing, like I didn't know what a Jew was for a long time and I used always ate like don't be a Jew or be jewish, but I didn't know you didn't even know two men and what I meant that there was a term. However, we have forty well, they like the upcoming, like thirteen twelve eyes that you did. I would term don't Jews were, I would say so. We can imagine some jus hearing that being a
I do not feel the weird. Can you imagine if they run some twelve? Your kid heard next at the table that Alley Annals absolutely might feel weird. Absolutely that's what fag and and and the inward retard does the oven? Who knows us be yeah yeah same shit, it is it. Is it
shit and ensuing give it a fax retards roundabout, not my father's, this these areas chokes. Ladies and gentlemen, I do not feel this way what I thought was promptly. We lunatic, I think,
Ultimately, I think we're we're both right about this, because what we are saying is that we know
what I said earlier that if someone was around me- and I knew they had a child in the China, they want you to know. I wouldn't say that word so- really:
we're just shouldn't say that work is also going to my people around you yeah that you dont know. I should come up with a word that I use our response in replacement like idiot, but you know, but then people will re Joplin they'll say no man fuck that we're losing our words. Man don't give up retired to non. Stop retard tunes IKEA. Let's stop it. It's ok! I thought man, but I made up that word earlier that I use era when he is now. I dont know that that you guys are sent word mission- human, no, no, not like. I am being serious, I'm being serious. Haven't you make up that where you ve heard that word of her? Maybe I have made my happen. I would call my cats that I and I think it is a set of sounding a word- that's based off a bad, but I didn't know that actually people use these shop but again because you said the foger, they would have this nobody would you have forgotten what ails you gonna blow like open. It says he's gonna be jail eventually, whereby any say, namely that of a black people. They had a military declivity this motherfucker these thirty days. I really have you thirty days locked up for crimes against black folks. What people do
you know when you do any sort of sexual thing like if you get caught peeing outside and it's like within a hundred yards of the euro, the app you could be a sexual and around the up forever. So either that's what's going to happen with you anything you say hi to think, or in other words I get stuck in, they put you in a crimes against black.
Glory in jail, so just
someone who go to jail for sex crimes.
I remember saying, lacks at my mom says about luck. When other a little luck, smock outshine imitate like daffy Duff.
Right Jack, don't use that word like we're,
I think that when all the talk about what is schmuck mean exhorts Lecoq well, but it's like that is by now tat the other they help. Sucker like there's a mean executive me. All I knew about schmuck is that that something that Lenny Gross used to use all the times determine schmuck the schmuck? It's like it. It's like a sort of bits of that harshly.
I homes I got in trouble bastard, but really
my mom one. My mom pulled me aside. Other countries like cause. I was playing a tar. Twenty six hundred like die, you bastards whoa. What does that?
bad word, we thought you can't say that, while you known for
I used to be a real say how an egg
that somewhere along the line, Hell became a bad work, while we're doing fear factor
because at the end of the day, after all done with the stance,
congratulations, let's get the hell out of here, and I only in people started writing letters
should bring up, don't write a letter saying that I shouldn't be talking about the imaginary place where everybody burns and fire, because we don't want people. Think
about how I will watch not nice tv show he's up their cars in you. He
said Hale armor. When I lived in Florida too, they would say that that hell was across its islands, a kite. You got a landlord across the hottest, their carcasses. Eighty double hockey stick
Hell was a curse. How fucking Dahmer plots amazing that it was ok than it wasn't just like South Park, where they showed behalf it and they showed we can show Europe Zone, but also in old episode that we were allowed to show models of Lamb out what the surviving it's like things.
But it's all of the inner connectivity, that's what it is. So bad things are becoming
People have come in more and more sensitive their aware, and I we always feel like that's, probably a natural cycle. I think there's less you to help people like you so that people from Pittsburgh, like there's a people from Boston like this bill. I think, with internet with tv, especially the less and less about right,
Suppose to more more things, I've been
this in our rights. You don't have to have this kind of action. Have you can see other forms, but
when laws are applied, my California pot laws are different. That somewhere else given
get someone that's doing something like someone, there's a surgeon or something incredibly difficult and ok one. If I just started all over. How long would it take before I could be? This
this fifty year old, due to specializes in replacing you know, a lot of work Nick
next space, where those do that fixes bulging discs with artificial spacers like a good if you have go
starting from running with a fork and amen, give you think about.
Live in someone's life like how difficult it is to get to him to get to be who the fuck you are at fifty?
or forty or whatever the fuck you are like, give you
start over and go from scratch. That's probably the most terrifying thought about the universe,
that what would this all is is some endless cycle that just keeps continuing over and over again and
live this life over and over
over you can imagine it was hill. You get it absolutely right until every step of the way you do the right thing:
every time you receive enlightenment and then move on to the next stage of existence. But that is-
of the ideas attached to Eastern MRS them that this there is a possibility that this life will be repeated until you get a correct, she's, pretty fashion,
In our view, just keep try over every one that same eastern religious character. That said, light meant is achievable in this debt in this lifetime that it is possible to achieve enlighten this lifetime, but you have to
You have to get to a state where you will no longer be perfect for you. I've got to talk about that as a certain shit that you did like that, you can never recover from you know. How much can you bounced back from? I think people say things like like those peoples have the compound like about people, economic, whatever, like the people too crazy about regional policy,
just like, we didn't grub around them and we don't understand their experience. So they look why I've never been.
Just a guess. It's really off like I, nonetheless that it was not its both because the hate that all these other people jump in jumping hate were something happens, a similar tracing more consistently and everyone does
to be angry, Tracy, Morgan, there's this irish they're bound volumes of years of airlines. That is a direct imbalance to it. It sounds to me like some piling on bullshit and that's what I done
about it and that's what everybody is railing against and they say fuck all this piece of shit
their railing at all. These self righteous Fuckin
its drive and cigarette thrown out the window. Can't, I would say now you shouldn't say these things, but you shouldn't be put on a stake when you say
exactly that's like relax. A punishment should be that hard times has get fire forever. We should die yeah, I'm just not listen right
you're in those words, and we should
scribe. What we find offensive about them in debate it and sit down talk about it. We are simply like human beings, and you know if a guy fucked up and says something onstage like that. It's different between this addition.
That guy actually going on stabbing, so gay people will that obviously revenue and yet a removal from society he's a danger you in jail Friday, everybody somewhere, it's like yeah, but but to this
you gotta somehow or another, you gotta. Let him know peaceably and
in a more enlightened place than he's coming from you gotta or from war,
in place. Will let him know him- and this is what's wrong- with what you're doing
and once you just hours that re once he acknowledges, then he steps forcing talks about. Look, I'm just onstage, I'm sorry, it's ok! We accept it. We move on, but always actual
highly on all those people
the railing and forth in its become
The main focus of their life for a few weeks. Thus we were caught. Those are all hearts I set as parliament, Israel, where they, when we talk about, explains you're, not religious friends, what you have discovered about Judaism, whatever and your ears sort of not judge on the same scale. If you weren't raised with being orthodox jewish, your raises conservative, and so you don't think you have to get kosher outside. Do we didn't finish that that thought about you,
can about the differences. In the words, oh yeah, it's the nuances that I fully understand. Ok, the worst Jerry always means tree, but you say ok, but the word love
can meet a lot of like slightly different things happening. If you were love refused. The word at enamored meant
so whenever there is a debate like so they say three quarters the words an ancient Hebrew have been translated, but the other twenty four are still up for debate that debate.
Is based on a bunch of things you really similar, etc. They know it could be one of these things. I love hamburgers. The like. Does that mean that he's the he has a lust for him,
right. I ain't Monday slight. This is slightly different views. You describe we're taking new. Now that's so we understand those slight differences. There are still trying to understand why they get that. It means something path like love would mean something positive, rapid, don't quite know,
how positive right, like everyone, Russell Peters, told us that he someone told him that he oh it's the Monday days. He was like what the fuck does. I mean losing that at a time of it, Russell Peters was talking about some guy undecided about the Monday. The Monday Zena monies go there and he was once the mandates. The guy was black people
whenever the Ngos yeah goes. It was because nobody likes Monday, and so we were her wheelbarrow how little we know shit and so now, once that's out there, you know out in the lexicon of you wrote something in the blog you know like
and then once the club- and there were the Monday, then it would make sense because otherwise you Billy what the fuck are you talking about, that it was in the Bible. Look that everyone who went to the desert and is filled with Monday is in fact not a mean by their hats event. Assyrians. Nobody wants known moments, person sleeping the other day and I was with my girlfriend. Like all look. A Monday fell down the fucker each I grant you go the wrong place. Brian actually had no idea. When I went back to the wrong place, you actually used it. Tuesday fell down, don't don't try to defend herself son, you not bright enough for this. You hurt your career in your future.
You're. Lucky this dumping or Sars nature. You start Amazon achieve Dinah Podcast, you love, have a fake image to somebody's, got wholesome Christopher
those people that highly every day was. I always look at girls at the news and they they determine on whenever I see bitches revenues,
because I know first of all, the knack creatively fulfilled and it probably born they look for things to do so. They probably just thinking about
dick. You know every see some chick reading, the news, every fab- girls- probably just
Behind the scenes is just a fuckin freak he's, probably freak tactic, you know she's up
down acting all unnatural and a tv show for ninety minutes. Everyday listen
given take to this world as a union, the Yang, and if you use
up all day you gotTa Yang up all night. You don't like it about what the fuck cocksucker me. What I'm saying there was a total Joe ideas. Logic moment, I'm saying ASEAN, and yet you fuckin unit above they would therefore conclude on a yang it down at night. Bouck, dog and you're, going to make you touch not right dog. Is that what you're talking about is a positive yang you like yeah sort of, but I couldn't wait I'll. Let him talk about anything. He doesn't have to mix
every now and then I asked some clarification, but
Do you know what I'm talking about broke? The meat sandwich fuckin that Deleon fairly rag doll. Remember that right
What does that mean and just doesn't manners Judea colloquy? Was this
ideas will be this Friday night joining us
in a vague as I'm really sorry. I was still good last night by taking a road trip there. She is,
Are you can drive you crazy lignite
look around led salt mines and stuff also
the solvency manner. What we're gonna do that target dry on there, it's a downright hild, please I mean just try and killed any I. What do you want to check it out like Road Europe's Vondra? We're going to do this? We talked about this yesterday. We will do this in our is down to we're gonna drive. We gonna take my truck.
A pile and sounded out a truck unwilling to the out the solvency we're gonna make going to filament, and then
I do apologise from out there, the solvency. I just think that beyond all something to do so
damn it will get a shave, motel room up their habit of good one. There are around the best. There might not be in a gun, let's find the gun lobby in the past and want to embryo. Your brain is dominated by their case and Saturday. Lounge Auschwitz reads like any Bravo says, whereas it is four hundred people live in there. I have not resource that Saunders, repeating what I said, but that John Waters Documentary right there plagues what it is
the bottom line, plagues and legs and pleasures on the Sultan City. I well I'm gonna watch that tonight I want to welcome
I want to go their own experiences. It sounds incredibly bizarre.
Apparently it's like a post, apocalyptic world, surrounded by an outpost of just a few hundred stragglers, the descent
live near this crazy. Like this,
ultra ultra salty and, as mass fist die off and we're going to begin
in the summer, so probably be a bunch of fish die offs that keeps happening TAT every year when I thought the millions of EM diary whole place now things like the shore a lot survive, yes, others like, apparently,
like ten million fishing, this lake every like couple years, a million of Malta and want to know, is primarily to nothing's getting new ones in their despair like we're, gonna, be edges, city hotel and we're probably like five minutes ago. This was a really bad idea. The fucker we now we're gonna die Roger, had one of the reasons why I want to go. There is because I one of like I want to internalize the idea that things can completely fall apart and you can
You can see it like within our lifetime and that this
and seeing the nineteen fifties was this in
Annabelle resort, inland, and now here we are visit
two thousand eleven, barely
a lifetime in only three quarters of a lifetime later and there's nothing, it's crazy,
is I gathered age? It would have been like twenty twenty five yeah, I'm gonna go. It's fun place to go into the winner, whatever it at the amazing to me. When you see those like that, you can see scale. You can find the interstate how big they are in relation to you in your own eyes, as opposed to picture
you're sort of guessing right right right? You gotta, go there and see the Colosseum. I dont really understand quite hat where I would be in the scale model that Ruby
I think you get to see that, because you see cars driving around the Colosseum, which is so strange like the date they put the road right next to it.
The causes of the fuckin road is right there, so people just driving robot
the Colosseum everything I lapse? One day like a bridge, my God powerful people think so it's pretty bad acids lasted. This land is mentally bay.
It is as yet it gets and everything just some there's somebody it's gone. Quick we put down with Twitter and yeah, it's gonna be sold out. Last psychotherapy lies. I knew that shit. Oh my god, it's gonna get time. It's gonna be created the US how one of the best that's, if ever see less beyond while he's Joey's arise, the occasional hyper motherfucker and when you know when there's
a giant crowd by her joy diesel, throw down. He fucking, threw down Pittsburgh Dude Gala, damn he fuck and destroyed in Pittsburgh. He so crazy.
He's, so crazy he's always doing new shit, and it's always like this is he's a fifteen.
A fury, cyber romanian and hill,
little stressed about four hundred and thirty I'll kill pace himself in Elmore, but those those fifteen minutes of fury sets there's not a fucking human alive that can fuck with Joey Diaz wings info
well, when you read the phases sweating,
feeling on our going like you're gonna saw the fuck. Are you
it was our he'll, be their dog Benson gonna, stop it and do a guess set and then everybody is going to be at the? U have see the next day because it's gonna be the shit. It's an honourable yourself to Ralph, humane angular narrows down like duties. Ralphie may, following new everybody's gonna, be in vague flat rate, would weaken our Ralphie me was distributed receipts for areas where we were in place or we got off stage at our show signs
lunch autographs took a bunch of pictures like an hour and then went to Ralphie, show and hung out Ralphie there.
Went to watch Ralphie and you know there's who else is going.
There are simply not he sure that's a rise of this club is awesome. Please allow Morgan
the go. There broke girls and their good success fires something somewhere got. Yes, I find most made something up and Cardona Quick, some other place there there room their attendants.
Treasures, treasures. That's right, don't goes out of five or do maybe its awesome, onawandah behaviour treasures is we're. Sample was gonna, be there, so they we're gonna. Jenny is we're, gonna, be fine
night Mandalay Bay, nine p M, show no pound. That's a good idea, if you guess Inga to just google it
it gets online in the NGO, isn't went on my website and jargon that negotiations on the counter. I click on the event. It'll. Take you to its. I believe it's just Mandalay Bay, dot com or don't go to Stub Hata, I'm telling you now! Stub buys budget tickets. There are scalping sort site real
just Jack shit up on. That's it. That's a hundred, sixty ass still tickets available for forty or fifty year, and it is already seller for for price hives. Much are you think, you're the only place, and that is good as you can get em don't go to start working on our is actually able to do their own by Ticketmaster, well, roman empire. The alarming let this lapse up until they felt a fuckin
the other lives, let us say an old on use. He uses brightly breather today, but hell, but I think, took a masterpiece of internet when I think that what that is, that's like the Ebay of take it sounds like meaning dogs actually putting it on brown paper bags or some riderhood. It's her
When these countries get big enough, Ticketmaster comes into focus
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down. He s little programme came down a programmer put em if you go like unless we are charging twenty percent extra we're not allowing you to take that offer fans. There was a congress and
had that work up to protein.
Kind of throw off the map for a long time,
without a map. I wear that lie. There is the shit after hearing, or no I mean after that there are going to have arrived at their high there.
My life, because they can only sell tickets and take a master, and it was though we will ya wanna gouged fans and green day. Some
great well. Somebody said at best wanted just lower years hard left, but no one shall do that. That should not be the reason. Why take a message? Ok, yeah, but take him ass, a result of these areas of our railways or sleep. They showed me so now through free, they shouldn't get twenty percent or twenty dollars to dollar fifty dollar ticket. But how does anyone again? Twenty percent certain restart the computer there's no service. Well, they have an infrastructure to sell taken monopoly. The eye is kind of not because you can choose to do well now that you would think with. The internet would be pretty easy to set up some sort of virtual sharp and have everything really tickets available online. Like some plan like the theatre, doesn't cells early, dangling stuff, it yourself, architects. Ok, let me ask you to say: if you wanted a rent out a place, you wanted the rent out, the Orpheum theater and I wanted to work. You know too.
Put your Hollywood bowl. You can run out the Hollywood born. You can sell your own, take your own way, potatoes, willingly, arguing and wherever you want to do it. I would like how would you get a lot of printed on line, but there
the Caribbean Island airplanes, worse with aeroplanes, if you
you mean you can get a ticket printed online. I would imagine you can get a ticket for a comedy show printed online with some sort of barcode, absolutely but their eyes. Everyone is a collective ass it what's the advantage to that, because it's easy ass it here is my annual each more piano. Take credit cards banned there again. Maybe it's the end. You know it's like its having now. I see people lots of times now at the airport, where they don't even printer. Take it up.
They actually have it on their own life and then they saw their Iphone pretty wild. My friend at whoop told me that there's this application, woot yeah, that does that there's a little. You know there's little. I think we're trying by yesterday with that that you can earn a key chain. Sport, like the grocery stores scientists are restored, have all you ve just how trial your information in there and then they scan that during
likewise your former three of them. They don't work. What you mean. I tried three
They don't work for me that keep your numbers, oh yeah,
do as type in your numbered like. Oh, when you scan and the barcode now have to scan it in what does it saves all your numbers like a kitchen? So if they don't work with skinning at any just sit, there are eight members one or force them to fight. Would you do that? But the scanning should just account, will just write your number down. Unlike you know, work and not have to download some silly fuck and application. We went there having overtook her out at all. You know book on YA, ya. You could do that too. I know become my photos. All sorts of great note paper that I used to celebrate it whatever it was possible that the barcode you pc Barca was was a worthy of you, get your Ralph Clark Right CBS card, whereas you just find that one of the options are scan it right. It works rarely and not very late. I used to Starbucks application and, where everything all day, but all you have to do, is I know your number and then you can enter your number with a thought, the same as being a scan it right. But why would buy get an obligation? We use fuckin right down your number.
Mean this is one sector in the night right, while you're out of its easier, because you just use your car go like this right now,
did you say your number depend
but you may have seen what he sang is like this application. You spokespeople to be like earlier at the very start, right yeah, but depends if its seven, like a phone number, should be remembered easily or if it's a hundred only you got him handed Umbers orders of Sylvia S, Pardon born ridable cord of a fifty that's true, but if you have a little fuckin know pad on your phone like that, no pad feature on the Iphone, because you right on that. You recognise that thing right on the other hand, but seers, that's a pretty big number. That's laying that's like social security number. I remember tat numbers and then went round the outward to be great. If you are you little thrifty, bastard you, he had a bunch little key change on that thing
nuclear power is that we have worked for Kush Mart. Then
got you get money back. I took off my spot today. Shes am son sensation. Ethics are for the first time in the during the the card system. Man they get rewards card. Lately he's a hundred yards of the outcome of this bench. Dean calmly word you're right, you're, our polish us. I can really just the other species,
what tincture for the folks or listening to what the it's like a liquid. It's drop it little liquid Dracula, glycerine glycerin,
and it puts you all loot
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The whole bottle investor
We really are in. Yes, that's none luckless, we have the weed oil or whatever the fuck. It has its merits, marijuana in some sort of a liquid fire and he drank the whole bottle that on an airplane,
said he had the most intense dream and he watched a movie play out in the movie was called shit baby, and that was the movie was about a guy fucks
girl in the ass and the shitty loads leak out of her asshole and goes into her vagina, and she gets pregnant
smells like sheds. A shitty baby cellulite play out was in his hair to use any watched a whole that the whole like shit baby.
In school and everybody hates you baby. He like watch
This whole movie play out in his mind why
he wrote it down when you get home, but he said that it was like the most intense like like
this, this hallucination that he was under because he was so high and it is, I think, going for a gene, no fear just
but you didn't know what would happen. He drank the whole thing didn't happen. He had it on him. He brought this little little tiny liquid, just as bad as to keep us in context. They told me one or two
jobs will wreck. You yeah drops other items
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will knock you on your ass out hunting in the cookie? But with that you get the real shit, they got the real shit that place to get the kind of Guy Basin Chicago and I placed on. I go to one so nice, you know that's my love,
When you go to the wheat store everyone so friendly, the girl was roundly yeah.
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us about. As you know, employment history in times are tough and we're all round
Now shoot me shit watching a little. The news is
come in and everyone's friendly patient orders. This is how it supposed to be. U latin questions like what's on from munchies, but he got for that. Like a need and I'll tell you that
He threw it how be through their Schuman day. We like it out and you haven't you poor, Bastards Livin in Nebraska,
let's get you get more of ashes you poor bastards. They just try to get weed.
Some indian due to works. The casino
The way I ruined my land of countries. Could we just give it to me is going into we'd its grey areas if you're good customer to well? That's all. You chose this right here for grab just a yeah. They always given away free shit up your joint for free or clear, its very rare that aim, but it gives you free alcohol. Nobody gives you Friedman
on Friday, semivowels for two years and never going to get a Ferrari ice cream, because you button, maybe do ice cream rewards,
whatever bitches Friday night, Mandalay Bay, nine p m that people know the shit is going down its job
DE as it's all. We should fear. Doug Benson will stop, and I will be there to let alone. I know I don't like you have three hundred edible,
Oh that's right on set at a level of sea Humphrey, edible. So the way to get a part of this is through twitter. If you follow, are issued fear at a r, I s age, a f F, I are follow. Ari an army will be hiding. Marijuana, edibles alleged lady lay allegedly allegedly there's my arouse a joke throughout the casino. This may be just a joke. If you're, a police officer, lemme tell you right now. This is a joke, is not real. So for you it's not real for everybody else. It might be real and so
and we have nothing to do with this really is a person who barely very little about ass. I can vouch for him. I wouldn't be willing to sign for him to get some sort of a passport. I gotta run away my videos that Friday worth really will write a letter for joy ideas. You two parallel to wear.
Dog Wanna go to England and in fact those bridges of violent acts of criminal lotta people get a look at him, a goddamn do what did you do when you hit for work that was months ago, lesson dog
I'm a new man
I'm a new man, Friday night Joey Diaz will be with us at age. Is this shit is going to be epic? We're doing these shows now on a regular basis in Vegas in their fun, as fodder really does now we're getting all the pod cast. Families is doing with the last one was not later yeah they get drunk later go shouting drunk we'll get drunk, whether that would be as well you're there thou be power, can blast that we're gonna be there and will take pictures and answer uncomfortable questions, and you could put your sweaty armpits over people shoulders and take photos. Is this a loop
this is a tearing it listen. This fucking show is over
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