Joey "CoCo" Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now"
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of the just came in it,
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competitors- are how people gonna beat you out. Is
customer service. You know,
you gotta foresees the hotel in Denver and want to Chicago to big differences
then you gotTA, Harley Davidson Hotel. You took Mitchell you took at one of
hotels around you can't stay still in the hotel will have somebody come up. Do you go
get your water. Can I get your menu? Do you need a ride like what the fuck yeah or consult when I found out that about Subaru? That's it made me, go back to the Super ice
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we the newspaper last week so done?
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Do that one day which I can see in the ideas future for sure. Second, car Superbowl, you're, gonna, goddamn, Cadillac. Ok, I gotta get it's it's a passionate. If you enjoy it look I had a Mustang Gipsy five hundred and it was a piece of shit beyond what it's like a new one. Yeah there's
This is wrong. Yeah, it's got. I had a two thousand ten and there is a lot of issues with a car like as far as like the way would drive
because of the rear, Axel I've gotta. Look, it's called a livelier acts like a big fat log on the end, the connected to tyres is not there.
Optimum set up and like when you drive around, and it is a lot of body flax because it was a convertible better than the previous years, but still he could it felt like uneasy when you driving that said,
I had more fun in their car. Then I think any car I've had like I've ever owned ever because it was so stupid because was so loud and it was so fond and I was like who is just drive around a fuckin mustang. You know it. It was fine. It was like there's some
to that, like maybe the bill, qualities, not nice, but what's the philosophy behind the car will do this shall be the philosophy was let's take something that doesn't make any for consensus, take way more power than anybody needs slackening in this fuckin car put a crazy exhaust on it make it suggests it burns rubber and every gear anytime. You want this retorted cart and
when you have some like that, it's you
Oh, it's all for fun, we drive in its
from a fuckin Cadillac city, as we please God, damn thing's beat for robberies and drag. Raises the horse power ridiculous. What is in the five hundred all its remit
I'll. Tell you exactly it's. It's a ridiculously fast car.
You're, one of the most powerful Sudan's that you can buy today.
Do they go zero to sixty four role and I drove the one under that among our own dry, the CV sixty with all of Jesus Christ less than four seconds they go zero to sixty three point: nine seconds. Five hundred and fifty six horse power
That's in saying how bad is life in the service departments
We have one seriously: how bad is it? How bad is
They can't fix your fuckin car you one car.
I know what I'm looking I'm talking area. The good thing is that that some deal
depending on how old or new Yorkers that just give you a rental car like they gave me this loner car, which is fine at Volkswagen, listen, son, many driving a fuckin fat silver city as we and you just enjoy the shit out of it, so it breaks every now and again you bring it in. They fix it up when you drive and you could enjoy. There's gonna be a feeling that you don't get when you're in that Fuckin Subaru the Subaru, reliable and get you where you want to go, but it pours appears area. It's a different, generalised, Iceland, its eyes, but its value is crazy thing. I grew up in Jersey and I grew up in the metropolitan areas. As you know, each group around people want
I want to Colorado. Can I really want to both allow I lived and Bold
joy living there, because I always felt stupid
and securely because they got a blind people, the latter smart people there and almost my people, I couldn't argue a model which trooper they will come.
I go. If I gave you this card and voice,
I'd say. What about Toyota never say. Look a guy
all this Subaru people and as for european destiny,
people that have one
cheap. Certainly, when making Ojeda you'll hear things, what are they will pay top dollar like people? If you shall one with real a thousand miles, some genius, why do work
the house in this.
I'll get another car looking to make
your cash off I'll pay, you a thousand overbook and then you'll like what
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people are goals, the old ones and then like putting super engines and a minister took him to the euro.
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biggest dealer in the world then number like.
Is Subaru but
had so many through Bruce Baldwin that you couldn't take it to the service departments or in Denver. So
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that guy and he would talk my error, but that do not
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to attain receivers.
Had this most recent top ten list. They have good ground clearance. There is
They just figured out how to make a car that I mean the either
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parts of the country that have never been like you ever that Dakotas, north or South
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in the south was states to have a weekend gig there and
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started North and South Dakota and solid,
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Shire Wyoming had some of the best chinese food ivory. My fucking life,
it's. Why believe you man are. I used to drive from bolder on fridays, to China. Wyoming was a forty five minute drive and I get shot.
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Twenty other new Yorkers standing.
What this guy there, every New York Wyoming, would drive to this place on Fridays. Agriculture, blouse, love,
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Oh no, wasn't my arming confusing with Montana Montana is great
do dog, but that's fucking. Whoever
How do you guys were a camp there in October in late October and how was was terrible, freezing trees fund? Now it was fun
because it was something new and some different in its relatively safe. Thus far
MT lions. Girls no bears enough to worry about that. So is kilt call this fact, but
relatively safe.
So my Montana is like it still
my country I mean it's
really fast as a speed limits still crazier, while they didn't have any speed limit for the longest time, but the federal government like listen, fuck. I want any money at all from us to put up a fuckin speed limit. There was no spoonies do like ninety, not I had a body Steve Grand Doktor, Steve Doktor, still lived in Montana, so that, with seventy five against a lock and pedal it Bob. I was too fuckin power, then raising this fucking Krakatoan, it's basically the Autobahn buildings
entirely used to have life think how the year was somewhat once you pulled off, was right number?
the town circle? They still do calmly. Their seats to
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you go away, you just want to move into Montana, raise my kids while man desert theirs
something about the people that live that close to nature safe,
the same way about anchorage you been Alaska, yes goddammit.
Which is one of the places in the world, do something about
in that close to nature. It's like the people or more, I want to say humble. I wanna say them
but grounded there more grounded by whether the more grounded by
just the intense connection, I have two nature mean
and eagles are everywhere up there? Maybe they see eagles all the time I saw it three or four eagles wiles there, like
you know what it's like to go. Forty five years of your life, never fucking eagle and that also see a gang of a million years. An eagle, that's another eagle one would fly a regular holy shit. Look at the size of a fucking thing. You see me!
up there we saw five moose in two days are severe and I did five moose. We
These giant salmon
come out of the ocean and they know that their there
fuckin swimming up river to hatch and shit we caught it was like we were.
Just a real piece, a wilderness. We have to look out for bears if to keep an eye
out for Fuckin bears Joey Diaz. It's the way
This place ever Lukashenko,
We were not now we didn't have any other fishing on. Did you cook it right up,
we did. One good was delicious man delicious
we most of what we we caught, we had to release that day because of the numbers of the salmon. We're it all depends
how many, how many fish come through like if they only have like twenty fish.
Through the day they shut down the ability to catch the first.
And keep them. You have to catch her release, but
caught, one that was a rainbow trout and
but trot was my God, it's delicious. It was so because it so fresh mean you're getting it right from this river, this
that this, the majesty that placements incredible sits.
Oh it's so weird, it's so weird being up there, because you realize that this is how these people live in its so far removed from anything you'd experiencing Ella except gonna. Tell you some shit and went down last night. Man was this. You know, have chickens right
so go outside to shut the light out in the chicken coop chickens. We keep the line on during the winter months inside
for a couple extra hours. They lay more eggs, they lay less eggs when it starts getting darker and will it fuck you bitch
where an exit eggs so anywhere glad to shed light off, and I hear
walking running like up
heavy animal running out
what it is. But I know it's big here, but a problem
above alone, but running through the grass, and I hear another when chasing it and it's dark out.
Near the heel, and on this I can see the silhouette on the top of the hill.
So as these things are running by I'm seeing them running by- and I don't know what the fuck was, I'm assuming that it was a deer, is being chased by either coyote or amount mine, if
he's gonna be my on the fantastic sided lean towards mountain, like, as I heard more than one heavy animal, and it could be that there was.
It's too dear. There were running away from some some coyotes we shown us here at this is foxes and a chicken coop at night with
we're trying to get in the chicken coop. That's not what I'm saying they were
something was chasing after this dear it was
he's deer were running man. They were running uphill, full clip. You could hear the ditch
rambling on the ground and fuckin leaves were kicking up and it was no more than a hundred feet for me. So
It was like some real live national geographic shit because, whatever the
an animal was was. It was running. That's at least seventy eighty per animal. It was a big deal.
It was a regular size. Dear wasn't like a baby. Whatever it is, it was run zambian, real conservative. I sing. Seventy is probably hundred pound dear. So as its running but
apparent. Proudly you hear this other footsteps button. It all just ran balmy ran by me, ran by me
and I did see a coyote, a silhouette of Cairo on the horizon, so it could have been the Kyle's that would change in the big animals could have always been dear heart. Detail because was
dark out, and I think what I saw was the Cairo. It was so
do tat because it was really dark, and indeed there is a little bit of moonlight out Lobo lights from some street lighted shit, but I'm just sell freaky to see some life and death shit taken place a hundred feet from you just randomly
just randomly walked into a fuckin gang hit an end,
more gang. Had these fucking
he's a kite or whatever the fuck. It was one man lying Northcotes worth trying
kill. Someone who lives in the neighborhood and Edam gets of night vision.
Get like Sony camcorder by the back door, and when I need to do is give some game cameras. They have game crime was that will go off when they detect motion and we actually use them onward. Hunting bigfoot, unsuccessfully, but we did get a picture of an elk
that's what they're, for you know. I would love to see what the fuck it was. Could you imagine if I had a cool video of a mountain lion?
download, dear or even of a patent coyotes chastened down a deer somebody byline would obviously be corps
but somebody was chasing a dear and I was watching it all happened. It was not
It was really freaky. Like
hundred feet from the ground just
things running byline wow. This is this
We expect you to check to see if the chickens light still on centre.
Springing petrified of all that shit. I love it. I would ship my fucking our minds either here, or else we will tell them
that shows the need for the most part. It's: U priests
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about you ask line, I shall Jarrod was that's found. The motion skin then took the lead.
Workers, she was a new mechanism, they show the other guy walking from
house into the wilderness eat fuckin weeds, we'll little bit of a fool. I mean they're like four different story.
He's gonna once that was news, interesting shit, I've seen as a reality shown twenty fucking. It's a very interesting shall be registered, not fake either all taking anything like. Oh no, I lost my lighter Homenas dinner doing any that that the actual life itself that these people living up there is so intense that its
worth just playing their life.
Below zero absolute to me, it's one of the best of those realities, as I like the Alaska last frontier. That's another really, families that are in homes, setting up there and
that's, a really fascinating show because they seem like really really nice people really cool, like salt of the earth, people that are less.
They're in Alaska and like no one's a shithead alive
the last frontier is the only show I've ever seen a reality tv with his no enemy every purse.
And on that show is a good person thereof,
very nice and very friendly. They also have a good sense of humour and soon we get along greatly scene. We good natured this into all be hard working. No one's lazy, everyone does their part
they're doing their whole. Life is stock,
in food and getting ready for the big freeze and it fucking
catches em for eight months, so for eight months you can barely get around? You can barely do anything, it's fuckin for easing for eight months, so the four months outside of that is all about gathering food. So the whole show is about these people catching fish.
Or shooting a moose and and cutting at our book shooting a bare they're getting
food entirely from the land. I want
the episode with the white dude.
Indeed, a wife.
Got any stewed with an Indian, the wife, she's gotta. He she's got a freak for kids
the hit our colleague below zero. They show them getting out of the boat season. Eskimo righteousness more. They shone, set
up the net. So when the salmon come true, they can get on that
is interesting as I was wrong. What was done
interesting, something that set up the night was at the involved. The Hofer
yeah, but he had a wife was work. Nobody was wet flocking, cotton, eyes, trees, weeping, so that really fuckin was
While a little kids had asked no kidding no language fish damage, our like enough and I'd be puke and tat. I was intense, its intense
No, I thought and Eskimos a bad word. I thought they decided that Eskimos ban useful say into it
she called herself and ask them all. So I don't know, what's the
politically correct and the DNS. Well, it's not that far removed. You know, there's a funny thing that came out of there was a guy who's, a rich due to his mormon, whose absolutely convinced that the Mormon doctrine was true and it shows of Campbell really was correct- that the American Indians are actually lost tribes of Israel that seek to do just made shit outbreak. Joseph
Joseph Smith, who created Mormonism, is one of the most hilarious characters
in all of recorded history when it comes to like a guy who
influenced a large group of people to believe them, because the staff that he thought was so wacky with so much of it was she so ridiculous, but this was a big one,
the loss tribes of Israel where the American Indians, so this fuckin guys I'm going to prove it. This is a true story and mormon
God is the only whatever so fuckin guy
it's money to get the american indian native American Genome identified.
Turns other from Siberia. They all came
from the bearing straight like all, then the native Americans? They they there very, very similar genetically to people that live.
Siberia, spreading tents, stop and think about that. You know I mean it
it's funny, because this dummy actually believe they were from Israel, but for but
but it is fascinating scientifically to think that there are there.
I love when scientists get it right when they figured out
People walked across the bearing straight and they may.
It's a North America like them out and out the right, a gallop. These cities native Americans there from Siberia same folk same folk who came down that.
I like it. When the right, it's fascinating, its fastening to think that they figure that out, they figured out how people got here who got here.
First is always under debate there always find in some new shit they just found
shouldn't suit New Zealand. They found a boat
that was a hundred years older than captain cooks, so try figure who the fuck landed in zero New Zealand first now manifesto of back then show ideas, travel around by boat,
have you ever done? Accrues overwork crews, no
worker, that about doing it back in the day in the hard times you wouldn't say, good gig accrue, should be on a boat talking to people lose show they got all my goal
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with a cap information age? You know you was all about one time that big
in the they still do. They have a thing in New York on the trip to nowhere. You get on on boat, six o clock. We walk in New York. Harbor
and they take outside the say. Lemme see you began when he like a big you fuck, the chicken, then I say
We have six them on everybody's good. I got sick for little wanna, take the pills and I've been on boats fishing boats a lot.
And when I was a kid I was on every summer then, and Miami and then I started getting ceased.
I got all disarray one time I smoked a fuckin joint, limited
some being seasick is bad enough. Smoking we gonna bone the Jersey Shore, dad I'll. Tell you what
we freaking out. I just
and down on him, but I got back to the fucking boat and my
and kept smuggle enjoys a savage he's out there Frazier one smoke enjoys he kept saying you should
It was more getting work. As I was out, we bought some strong. We know- and I was out
one of the most uncomfortable things. Piazzi too I but I've been on a boat,
Fuck him playing last week, I know exactly like a something fucking little not used, those
this times are not affected by a fuckin plain. Last week ago, exactly like a mother fucking little plans or those spooky,
spoke even though it was a propeller one, or was it a little? I didn't look. I just sat down look straight like look, lies in and make that that's, no, that's the one that their trailers Chicago denies the early flight, and I use
Take the eleven o clock direct like the early flight, and I want it,
Chicago than I had a fuckin flattered, that little blame it. Tanks,
can in pushing that will see myself I was I can create
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and the waterways more ways. I mean what what else
although I understand that it's tough, to try what I have just made it. A simple situation saw a view.
We turn them into a situation that
sure not on council,
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burn out from the road you gotta background. No, no, I mean it's far is like
I know exactly what plans are groundless. How do I get delayed
the plane ticket now you know it
practicing classes and available. I can upgrade another get a thing for my ticket psych its weak to security.
Fuck him whenever lame? I just put the thing for pretty
say, let's see if they approve my little fuck knows yeah. Good luck! Good luck! There is a fascinating to places where law fucking time you no sign of. You can't tell this through the bushes the problem as people look at it. That work is most people. Don't reform me how many people
Do you think that are like hardcore criminals ever actually fully reform to kidnap and a couple burglaries some drugs? I never terrorist business paved trying to make an ASEAN. I don't fuckin terrorism. I see things from your perspective. Clearly I love you, but I also see things from the law enforcement perspective. Like this guy life. Are you fucking, crazy, might not have ever go to shit together, diet, but you know I'm saying you know they never. Now you have, but I mean how many guys that we knew when we're grown up, who were criminals, stayed criminals or want to die.
Like everybody. I knew there was a crazy person like did they don't really lucky crazier than three thousand creating does not come up to do.
This, because he found an outlet. Instead,
com is just as exciting because I got
I think that a lot of the criminal law-
style is not just the fact that you try to
by there's also a little bit of a charge and getting away with shit. Absolutely for me,
was the charge is looking at a motherfucker going here? What now? What
talk at all that shit, the now what
You know some guy run up to you to give it to me
was that, but comedy outweighed the thrill of.
Don't shit and more and more I just got waited became my love. It became a passion, was like
like a seashore,
a seesaw just kept switch in and the love kept Breton Great Africa
put more emphasis. I can't come in jail right
the we surround the second thing. With a bunch of brothers jump up and down, you can't come in jail. Did you ask
start to feel like in with Kommeni. You know, you're year you you're feeling that excitement, but a positive result is coming out of it everybody's having a good time you're having a good time they're having a good time. No one feels
at about it after it's over whereas
when you do something criminal, there's always gonna, be of a bit of remorse. Euro is gonna, think
you'll justify it? But this always
be a bit of remorse that you ve resorted to stealing you're hurting people. For we all know.
Inherently does not
way to go now, but you you're with you and I
very slow in ways that we saw something that allow people didn't see. Even though we love somebody, you love, fighting till
they used to love fighting, but you
What about your life at the age of fifty, and you said I want to be able to pick up kids,
I want to be able to remember my name
and there's no even with football, now now was seeing more football with me. I know one thing for sure: I know
One thing for sure will show here too we find me, namely a mobster criminal gangs.
Made millions and then Diana can get shot.
Play something there's nothing worse than living your life, like a pimp from your fifty one, gonna knock on your door.
Now in your old age. You ve told me a thousand times how much you fear getting older. Not being
we'll take care of yourself
beef to the feds
Take everything now left after those
ultra com and they put you in a minute, then pushing a k, a shitty food and your family has to fend for themselves now and they are ready.
Nation that these people can live a neighborhood. They can live in
community. They were married to
I always knew that the Amazon at an uncle, I loved as a kid
we gotta my Miami? My mom would send me to marry for a summer my mom,
Let me fucking stain stay in New York days. Early, the in the summer we gotTa Miami built the northwest he built the southwest. He was a construction,
He was like guys. We grew up with. He was a heavy guy that did the whole job himself. He was the gc, he dug it. He laid the pipe he did. The brick worked.
Woody any became. The Stan, you became a millionaire, but he only
used to do every summer. He drive out here a fucking camper with his kids and stuffed to buy
but weaving go back to my am, and I guess was shot above. I know he's got you when I was a kid when I was a kid
night he would take me and we go on about and we go out to Miami?
Poland, the weave
we got aware we dropped the ouida we gotta next day. We get back,
rule of our five. Does his wife in him,
sleep in the same that
I would hang out with my cousins. There were three of them.
And I would sleep alone with him and at one after tea, women
the old days a tv show off one wants me
impossible turned off the pledge of leaders came up, he will go
either way ready. We get ready, we go about either lucky does or stores of my am that you pull through you by a big thing, a milk and eggs, and he take a bee, only drive for the boat he gonna, but when I was,
and we pull out he put in the way we go back
back in an example play with the kids like going insane. He trusts
because you know that I know my mother that, but one
when I was down there on Saturday knock on his fucking door and they arrest me when I was down and I had to go home, and my mother told me what happened to shy guy like in the sixties and now it's the seventies and he's in his backyard target practicing some guy in the new development. Eight miles away is walking the dog and he shooting the bull.
School hit. Some in the fuckin were eager to ass. Well, they take it out. They scan it's the same bullet that shut the guy in California ten years earlier this month
We would have kids, seven ten has to sell everything. Movers kids were to bedroom in Atlanta. Meanwhile, he had a house like fuckin. You know. Ten bedrooms move is good for Atlanta. The attorney do a fucking years came out. We was sixty four. What happens
you come out when you sixty four broke, there's nothin
die than last time. I talked him was doing
tornado a later. He was living in a fuckin trail that
some thought me right there that that's not the
You don't think I'd rather have a hard life, and then it gets easier, knowing you're sixty or seventy. You live like a doctor. You want to play with you can't you want
back, so I saw the same future you, for you,
and you saw what the link is. Yeah I get on the bus, CBS born, but that's twenty two percent of people, the others
sixty eight! Whatever percentage number is they end up in a hospital
I can remember their name even saying why was lucky their martial arts didn't have a venue back. Then there wasn't a professional.
Because when I was twenty one years old, I I think I had my last fighter there. Twenty one twenty two, but I really
but thinking, whereas this go on like that,
offer me a pro kickboxing fight for like five hundred bucks, some like that
Ok, we're gonna train for train six weeks to make five hundred bucks. That's crazy, and I know
This is like like a first fight that was,
but how much do champions make? I found out this kid in Rhode, island that was world champion
and I was in asking people tranquil and my roses.
Guy gives you well off like? How does he do a little? He if he is lucky fees, lucky Homelike, a thousand dollars for a fight- and I was I why-
and they were like this no money in this, and I was like what am I doing
What am I doing? I'm either going to get hit in the head and taekwondo tournaments for free, because there's a zero professional at what or I'm going to do. Kickboxing
which was already sort of at a disadvantage, because I didn't start off my career kickboxing, so transition
Tiger unknown. Kickboxing was gonna, take a little while for me to really get it down, was getting better with my hand, techniques but fuckin, head aches and I'll get had eight
wide lie in bed and know that my head was throbbing.
Was dues had punched. It judges,
taken shot in the head and kicks and punches in your fucking skull,
getting rattled around Mary am alone my shitty apartment Medford, lying on a mattress. Looking up at the ceiling going to my breaking my brain. Like my,
am I gonna irreversibly break my brain. Doing this shit training for Kick box internal fighting.
Three times in a day for nothing fighting for
thing. There is no money at all. There was none
there came a second places: Kickboxing Turner. There wasn't a dime,
this is crazy violence for free, you know and
I thought about it and I was like there's only one option I have to get out of this for a break myself because I can keep
when and maybe I could to achieve some goals and start.
School. But
I had known that point that I wasn't gonna be a very good selective teacher, because
I'm gonna, teach anybody wasn't crazy.
You didn't want to go to war with in teaching you I don't want to do any aerobics classes. I didn't one. I wanted to teach me
those who want to learn with every ounce of there being I want to teach people were obsessed like I was like if you want to do this,
This is dangerous. There's people like me out there they gonna try to kick your foot
can head off your neck for real
and if they hit you you're fucked, and if you keep going
you gonna wind up. It's on
opposite side of a ring with one of those fucking guys ends
the guy who is going to kill you and you can try to kill him and that's the game
and you want to learn that this is what
I do and if you don't do it my way, if you don't do it the way that I've been taught in the way that my instructors have been taught in the way that everybody agrees is the right way. Do I want to do
you're in a cramp talk, and I want hear I'm tired. I don't you shit, I want you to
I want you to force your body to work. If you
to do that. We can't talk. That's terrible for business! I didn't want.
Advertise it in one put flyers. I want to get the hardest core dues and women there were women.
One of my best students was a check that I started out from a wipe out and brought
all the way up to.
A really strong bluebell about to get a red, but which is right before blackened intact window and she was
Badass man. I taught her from white belt onto
until the entire ranks she would be disputed,
how many tournaments man's chick was crazy. She was, but she absorbed
she was like a sponge. She would come and be all these hard core people training and she just got right into the mindset.
All these people that it in a trained with me in there were ahead of me, like my friend,
we re Rodriguez's Larry Jones, while he's like the top level national black belt all lived in this Boston area,
train together and come down train with each other and bring students and and the ones that were obsessed man. They were fine, the ones
really wanted to get better than you could see them just with every technique they through
We got a little bit better at every fuckin day. They got a little bit better and you see them stretching and working on it and it's an exciting. But then, if you see someone like half ass and at its brutal, its
hard. I can't do it. I can't I can't you know if they're not totally and do it I completely understand, but I don't wanna be teaching you. You have to be a crazy
some of your crazy personal teacher, that of the court
for me as a shell account school. I go for works at night and I I gonna watch thirteen fifteen year old. I realized how many hours their ways do college.
How many flogging I was away. That's a big point of controversy in the marshal username call Brooklyn, and you know what I got good and when I was a kid I would go those guns, ornaments and New York, and I went first placing cod, but in those days there was not for contact. There was someone
contact from the ways down in after what you- and I would always get
disqualifies punching everyday area, then it will hardly fucking cod is do we do
now, if you know the kind of though promotion
it's not like. I was standing as well. It's not and judges to buy it's it's my first
hundreds of israeli citizens months. It's me seven months what I did and I'm just
Indeed let them know gave needs fine. These measures I have enjoyed lovers. I swear on people
you already have a lot of knowledge man, you know. Now I don't targets, or do you have more in the average person the conversations Eve how, with Eddie with myself documents,
best world. One of the best instructors in the world of just show the way and the great things down sober.
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this time your own, if you lose more weight, the more weight you lose ram ability to get you Don t. Let me say something now does in shape and there's been a judge to ship. No doubt go more than twice a week. It destroys. I try to go on Tuesdays on Thursday days, the guys
I gotta be MAC, but it's a John Jack School. I wanna keep it in the family. It's
no evaluates John Jog Black belt Zella, but they have a could bring a black boat that teaches purple about these fuckin tremendous Jerome. You know I've always
a fan of just stranger, just like the USA, but for me I love watching eddies videos. I've watched at Brazil Video-
the easy five hundred times Phil.
As two years I watch all Marcello guy see is at risk
the fucking psycho. I love war. History escapes me. I love all that and I'm fans of certain people
I really like Stephen coupling. I really like his stuff he's. A big white guy from can teach us some basic stuff. I live it's amazing. How much you could get our live. Oh yeah, like you, could be a shape, but then his judges shaped like magazine
escapes just on one side. I cant do back and forth yet, but one
a girl. Those things are high, but now when I go to a hotel,
coming on the thing I run and I do hope escapes-
do when a hotel, that's it. You could get a real good work. I will use my way. You know I do if I just want to just do something to say did something. I do a
body weight, squats and a hundred Hindu pushups,
really gets your heart goin man, a hundred body weight squads when you started like seventy and eighty like wow. This is fucking
your legs it and you have to take big depressing completed and you can do it, but it's you free
and then a hundred Hindu pushups is the same thing. When you're in liked Hindu push of number three liked pitch of the hundred my sleep, then you start getting like towards seventy like in Europe. By the time I do a hundred of each I've got a good and decent in our fifteen minute work out in like something real gets here.
And just what he bought in then supplement that would support.
Abducent pushups
get a like a rock solid work out in a hotel room.
No room at all
easily nice, which were very nice. But I, like everything, everything so nice
I do a lot of body weight of these days, the yacht Abbadie waste a lot of body, weight, squats and louder chips. I do a lot of like, like all
way down Chin UPS, all the way down at this and slow collecting. That's like
motion that is like we replicated jujitsu
like pulling a body cinching up a joke. I try
Nepal, someone in grabbing gable, grab trying to complete a sweep out. That's it's a lot of like
slow polling and its
a long range of motion, type thing like sometimes you grab and people from way out here and you try to suck a man now. So I think that
Chin, ups and and things along those lines like things that make your body like functionally strong.
Think those are really under underrated. Ip once lift waits. These one fuckin tell you
I do tell me, I put a three fifteen for four. Ok, what do whatever
What can you do with that body
a ferrari that you know how to drive. You know you.
This crazy race car that you can have it taken. First corner, you fall Yad, you're, not
you know I've. Let it like you're, not even using this like to get good in a sports. You don't do any sports. He just left
like a crazy meet it
do something with that shit. You do not use it re. Fifty three, fifty dumb
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each other and they secretly think about cock,
slab asses and had just, and maybe when I first moved the cholera guys next door to me would flocking lift,
well, you know just fucking insane mouths and they would shoot Deca and just keep lived and that's all they did. I could figure out like I would
man watch. This reform was great: they mixed up body building with strength techniques like their lives, they had squats and they did Bali. Buildings, shit, Jesus Christ, Democrats, laughin, something, oh you ever
spit coffee amateur? What you're talking about your friends, who used to have his mom shoot em with zero is. Why are you you're a line and it was not the footage find cause. They got all feel my clause as every six weeks. Back these these lie. That's all I'm talking about the kidnapped called a pipe gas, but only so why don't you say she is lady, accepted the apology and equality from time to time noses allow. How are you when I lived in Revere when I was kick bargain teacher Nedda, Nautilus, Placer the kiddies work out, Nautilus plus, I became friends with
if he's listen, there's I perhaps I forgot his name- I'm sorry but we're friends for like a year. So very
Scott anyway, he was fucking huge. He was like my age, we're both later on twenty one, but he was fucking. Jagged can
like I don't know how much weight, but I was like
fighting at one sixty at the time, so pray about a hundred sixty plus pounds
and he was maybe two hundred and we're about the same height and the dude
just fuckin swollen looked way different than me. I get a job,
s neck and giant showed it looks different than me right now you just as big bodybuilder do and
I didn't know what he did. I didn't. I was totally ignorant steroids back then totally ignorant.
Because I was always trying to lose weight. I was not thinking
lifting ways and getting any bigger trying to compete in a hundred fifty four pounds so entirely
on and one sixteen kickboxing, but I
I asked him once we're drive somewhere and I go were so. What are you eat?
He goes goes I you know. I have about our genome eight percent protein breakdown in this that madness- and I said now and will cause supplements you take
it tells me you know I take a little bit of this order, but that this is really good for metabolism and I said, do
any steroids,
is a pause and he goes dude. Fuckin. Look at me
what do you figure course due to her it's?
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the most hilarious conversation who doesn't use aegis,
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I'm glad you're STAR Nature, Eugene
had a heart attack me blames and on right abuse. Why about that? Although these thirty years it's the ploughed into the ocean with flashing Del Rosaria who's, the USA fighter, they died of hardtack Riesling, whose a v,
cool guy by the way, in a really good fighter, in a very good kickboxing force, a terrible tragedy. This guy died of a heart attack, but
Apparently they release the corners results and he had opiates in his system and cocaine. So you know it was who knows
what caused it, but he also had a condition that he was born with you now
some sort of a heart condition that he had. That was just genetic. So is that on top of the other stuff, but the Caucasus, what gives people fuckin heart attacks badly ashes? Some did you ever hang with anybody who I mean, hang like her
basis that steroids was their world. You have seen and wrestling the wrestler now the juice yeah
guy says it all right.
Maybe two ounces of theirs yeah, whatever vials and after that.
When you and somebody's world that's like that, is finally and say it is adjusted
damage. Will you know what it's like my it's like anything so gun nuts, your talk to a gun nuts about calipers like the fifty cow
the seven millimeter, the five six, and I am they. They start
How can these crazy numbers is seven hundred when mag and you don't know what
fuck, their SAM. It's you get caught
You walk three relating to seventy eight. Did you not? Twenty two caliber is improving. The bullet goes at three thousand feet per second, like
you know, all this they become torques, they become gun dogs, like my friend, Justin, very cool, dude hundred percent gun dork he's a gun
about guns, Rihanna guns. He does competitions, he goes and does
You know about guys fascinating, because I love talking to peep of anything that their super passionate about and there's motherfuckers
action about guns, he's got some kind of guns, he does competitions, he goes and does you know those room clearing competitions were targets pop,
Can you out of print pink in other than they do all these?
scoring events. So
He loves that shit, so he'll Hill
talk to me and you know if he'll get his geeky. Is I let him you know like
global you'd go well. What does that mean? He'll just keep gotten. He knows everything there is about loads and balances and impact and who but makes the fuckin most precise rifles, and it's like anything else,
dude about steroids. They did about guns. Someone do about boats will start telling you about the second best kind of of of
and carved wooden canoe you could buy, they have to buy it,
from a very specific type of wood
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with its that way with everything is always some people
that are completely fuckin obsessed with whatever the subject this.
Steroids of its Emma may Emily fucking guys never talk to that airline. Complete total Emma may history! Buffs!
like Joe Silver, let me tell you something
I know a lot about. Mme. I know a lot of fights. I got a lot of fight in my memory. He's probably got
double the amount of fights and his memory this month
Fucker will tell me like if we and I would be talking there's a new guide is brought into the sea and I'll say what's his deal, what does he do Joe Silver seeing this guy fight twenty times already, probably in here just rattle off with the strengths and weaknesses, are what is susceptible to what I would do if I was fighting and nineteen
ten he's on the monies
guy is obsessed with Mme
obsessed when I lived in bold rather problem, my ex wife and when the first people,
I ever met him pulled at a we place,
I was living on the hill. The hell is: will the Universal bought Colorado ways? I was living a block away, not even
twelve fourteenth street
to me, was the which she was eighty and a boy from was twice
everything has his father's day. She had to be fifty something ugliest. Women give his thing. You fucking like this. Kid was like twenty or both deadheads. They, both snot, like that he is father, invented like the belly button ring or something he was a millionaire. You got money every month I found out, they sell the weed, I used to go over there and buy weed, and every time I was over there was this lanky skinny dude named Ed,
you talk to me you from Boston
Vienna off, let alone
didn't every guy see it on the hell am I talked to add. This is nineteen, eighty five brother right and I love dead and, finally,
I let her know what I did. You know I used to do credit cards and that told me how we became friends.
And was a Vietnam that, but he was a look,
he's the one that one cleaned up you fucked up he went in.
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life just as bad news, though guy you call when they sit by clearly aware hides a ship that it wasn't let the cards in Vietnam
they show that the ace of spades some shit
solar, he had a body whose name was like a legal. We name that I thought it was the devil, and I had heard this mother
heat they all bought. We in this house and I
came friends on over the years I became friends. Let I knew it was a stone cold killer. When I went to the vetting, when I'm on the game, a right of veto
and the wars there broadly pictures and am with kids and purple,
stars and metals on my are you fucking says so
but I was a good high. The American you know brow
was a great guy. He was my brother. If he's listening, I haven't talked with twenty, as I love him and I miss him, but I was
the stone cold kill I made the mistake
tell her that I had a problem with somebody else
might see it with which we, a joy. The third puffy go somewhere.
That? Guy? He wasn't kid, so the
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decline of raw was dying from agent orange.
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retie might see added, go what's up doggedly hug me. I love you. My brother cry, but I knew he was soon he's like when we take another dude
and every time I see him his plan change like he had been thinking about it.
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eighteen polar Monica and their hope.
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up until those will retire. Those motherfuckers we just rap were peanut butter.
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you're, my friend. I love you, I mean that's how it goes
this is like I've been around some crazy people and that's why I respect Colorado so much to this day, there's some fuckin
Animals will confirm those weeds available, bold and I love dead. I mean I'm five introduced at a new method.
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proxy for never talked about weapons
but you know you never told you, Vietnam, Vet
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number one we go down. This macro should eloquently sure you have a saying: there's people well good. Actually they just wait leaves no doubt LISA. I just
Polly Shoreline lesions, no problem nicer, but it's fucking
these people out there with a vague and vote on speed. I'll read devalues number one thing is I had a friend who is this
way about steroids and he's dead too, and I hung out
hammer, this little stairway crew and it was fuckin amazing, the lingo delay,
no they threw round was the way you and I discuss, sets
going to Boston for the weekend due to show us how great it what the fuck is like dog I get up in the morning,
protein shake. Then I blast love Little Decker them come on ten tablets De Boer. Those tablet for five milligrams people go. Do one these guys don't ten
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up every thirty minutes,
every thirty minutes. You disappear go into his bathroom himself, a sub mouse whose do indifferent shed all day more than three hundred pounds. The g
named jeeps Winston remember ran jeeps Winston
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That was his eye. This thing one outcome and I miss him, but I remember how easy?
the last shot. I do is Fridays. After the work up, I got down the show
Why do some blow I drink some beers item burger king. When I come back Sunday, look in the mirror,
I'm trying to back it up. That's the guy
Jesus Christ,
even a person anymore, where's, the fucking barbarian, but the best of the people who denied do. Instead, you have a friend that came up to me, the shoe, and he said to me,
don't ya. Rogan ever tell you about me. The guy's genome is a black box out. I don't know, what's his name
from the pride. Not
Not a fighter, ok he's just after ok, because I'm a friendly Joe Roguishly tell you, but I don't know he goes
I was on fear fact, a big black body blow yea Jerry, very nice guy yoke. Him in his body were we're both by builders and they are competing in the other.
Scared? I did some goodbye. I did some movie weather and people like so did you stare? Was his I've never done steroids a mile Larry, you say the barbarian brothers again we're your back the barbarian both please
the Barbarian Buzz. I want a smack the shit about them. They used to say that they never this. There was a just eight thirty six exit, they were
it depends on what kind of steroids issued in your eggs? I mean, I guess it's the earliest legalise. What are you chickens are getting into rugged terror bird by running away your backyard, while the inner ok go around those guys like. If I'm looking at the picture, I could believe that either one of those guys didn't take steroids. If you had a good genetic disposition.
Good metamorphic genes, and you really power lived hard. He can get that big mouth.
Brian Frazier always tell a story because Brian
Who is the comic and writer road for bunch different different shows, but
He was at one point time a serious bodybuilder and he never did steroids in his life a hundred percent. I know for a fact that all
it was a good food. He what he actually would pride himself on the fact that he wouldn't supplements he would get out
food for vegetables and me stuff like that, but he was fuckin huge.
He was a hundred percent natural, whose obsessed mother fucker
every day and he was like
like one tonne one on stage and after the show I go dude you can't wear shorts leaves you got to stop doing. He was why
Two big I got too distracting. I got you
me out and we're friends agreed fuckin huge. Do decanters made his his
Arms, like everything that he would wear, would be like tight to his arms, like that, because his
were literally double the size of my arms. They were, she was a huge guy and was all now
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today, but Brian was closer. That's eyes, no bullshit.
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he's a crazy person. What he's got like
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I've done for ten years.
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yoked and when I say yoked, you know low fat out low low
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in their own protein powder like Joe. We, the protein bad
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don't worry about it. Listen you killed. It was a great show.
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Julie, says like you stopping at about. He just thought that he was being cutie trying to be funny. He goes
thought the jewish and you know his face
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we're probably got directly in his face, and then what guy
swung out of sheer panic or who knows what
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what to do because of like it was like. It was a gorilla and I'm like,
and keep him off this guy. If decides to get on this guy. I don't know what to do here and
Calm down to less than is far takes his check.
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sorry to the guides the guiding know. What to do, he was shit, is pants using older guy too, you know is he was he
is legitimately terrified
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Get the fuckin shit out because you'd never
spectacle was jewish. Didn't look jewish at all. You know you think of Georgia
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my impression of God creating you, ok
the dash of Kant. Oh no, the cap came off too much. Can't I ruined it.
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and there are even ever used it onto me. Maybe I use it. One can't remember
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numbers of Jos, should it's fucking needest ruined it for our man boiler Son of a bitch, the anything
Failed does a man that guy kills me tat.
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complete total buffoon, whose, like a good, hearted guy Fox everything, that's now to get to see David, our care do stand a comedy. He came into the commonest orange
I bought a he's like everyone's bills on me, like you pay for everyone's during last night, a lot of fuckin people there to an interesting. Why did you do that? I don't know he's just holidays. I think I think he comes in one's eyes, but then he went on stage and did like a little little so interesting
but I didn't see the whole thing both
is hard to do stand up after already famous yeah. You know I mean it's especially when you known for doing comet.
Movies and in any trouble
create your own stuff and go on stage with it in that form.
But also so wrong what you think of it?
like that is so insulated from regular people in like a performance setting everything he performs, gets put out there on television or in the movies and he's
There were when the people seeing this David, our tat guy being an actor comedy. Activism say like
the transition between that and doing
stand up in front alive audience in a small place like the comedy store. That's a big idea
Transition. That's hard to do is alive
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We showed up at open, much music to start singing fuckin terrible. So we are the world we are world like we are the world like Bruce Springsteen. We are to be serious about act, be, I think,
we do want is open my eyes prior to your own music right yet be now. I would imagine the bureau
Nicholas unless it's a really old song and then you doing like a bad cover of it. Will you like wiggle it around Lobo change it to Little Dwight Yoke M? Do
Elvis their cash it. I guess you get away with that. I was, I was
really cool when Johnny Cash did hurt by nine in snails. That sounds like one. He picked a ninety Nelson, but too he made it is own. Did suicide Susan's his song, rusty cage by our garden till we get a couple and hurt?
is my one of my favorite Johnny Cash sons ever is because he was so fuckin old. What most got video that song
that video we're done when he was. He knew he was on his last days that guy lived,
that way.
The real crazy road life. The rock and roll life
contrast. Stars, shit, dude,
those countries stars back in the day, I can you know Merle, haggard and all those mother fuckers those guys went hard dude, that's that's it
hold different kind of party in
and that movie that was a good goddamn. Losers are the other day and I watched the falander lie at the hotel. I despise movies about like iconic figures, musical figures, one of the best some one of the best,
Chauncey, revealing with trees, Vantyle she's, good, she's, fantastic
Keen Phoenix is a bad mother. Fucker, it's a great flock and move
Johnny cash. My dogs named Johnny Cash. Amongst of always been a huge
I shall just because he was so legitimate. You know
I q is solid jet his songs, were they just seen right. You know, I'm sorry,
like there was like,
Some prison blues is one of my favorite songs of all time. You know, just as they are
this guy sittin in prison. Looking out these guys
by a train, they're, probably drinking coffee, smokin, big cigars! You is awesome. What is this right here redemption by Johnny Cash, sin and redemption and they got the redemption or I wouldn't be here, which is the title of the list?
he's also one of the highway men, which is one of the great unheralded songs of our generation of,
that's on. I was a highwayman God, damn that's a fuckin, so
Willie Nelson Merle Haggard
any cash altogether. I think someone else to the fuck answers in there
That's how cursed he's gonna think we'd! Never let alone know you
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you forget about that, did you violated, I just came to. My colleague- is looking at you,
Johnny Cash, wailing Jennings and Chris Christophersen Diet. That was a tour. They was. Why is it TAT gotta Johnny Cash, Wieland, Jennings and Chris Christophersen Holy Shit? Chris Christophersen is bad fuckers
all the way up to those blade movies whose about mother Fucker
it is a deuce, got bored and decided toward again. You know what he was good and brown pay back pay little. That was me and pay back with James
O Brien male gets wasn t ass, real eased. A gangster pay back well he's a good actor on top of great musician yeah
and being facetious, but those blade movies either I love those movies man specially the first one. I love the first,
Who for reasons I love the first one is great version
One is usually dwarves Besmeard, yes, now, when I was best performances is the bad guy. You know what he's gonna, let down a
everybody is good and that sets a fucking great goddamn movie. Stars like vampire comic book movies. Go does a great one. I like a guy, you know as the big progress on two and three any kind of like two funky like the first, but I was a huge fan of that that comic book, when I was a kid blade, was asked me a teak knives.
Knives are made out of wood.
Just like a really hard work, better care securities vampires, always there
yeah well you're, teak blades. It's amazing that when things go
add for an actor they always they.
It pisses me off that they get the colony.
Places they try like if it's just another day at the fucking office,
if they only knew it's not a day at day at the office of them, try it for a while and they make it out.
Whistler and stage presence, tat moves and Council Wurlitzer. It's it's a thirty minute thing to be up. There
an hour really leads to perfection and the whole thing: it's just something
It doesnt eat away at micro. Just surprised
Maybe someday could think it's like you.
I can say. You know what is
we going to the Shotokan White Male class, I'm listening all about milk last the black walk in there, because I could throw good psychic. That's what
You make me feel I can not respecting the people around
I don't think they have any idea what it is doing enough data around think any of us did either.
Think we really need it wasn't till we started doing together. We stuck with it rested.
For they too right, I mean all me it's hard to make a big generalization. They could
these guys, who have started out as actors got into comedy and actually fell in love accommodating liked it better than I have ever leaking? You think you always call the plum.
Oh yes, you may have a love of plumbing, but do it yourself? Why and that's why I don't take it.
I have some really bitch,
really just gonna walk and for the dance and take over this motherfucker, like GS, beat what you love comedy and you are also very competitive in a lot of ways: life you, your idea about comedy is very competitive, and that comedy is that's. That's the the highest heights.
People they want to slide over as actors and think they're gonna disrespect a year. No. Now I would never ever disrespect somebody like that. I cannot imagine like all
looks easily. Do I know someone is targeted at your problem. It's really
that now more than ever get email from people here we know death squads aspired to stand up and they get up
stage, that's great put them is that second journey does that second push that
It really comes from you. A lot of people
don't get it just is just
what's a long term proposition, there's no way around it. You can't pretend you know you can't
do it for a couple years and come up with a few minutes and think you're a fucking national headline, because you not it's a.
Long term proposition and lot of it is based on Europe.
You're gonna have a bunch of different kinds of crowds, a bunch of different kinds of scenarios and you're gonna have to find your voice by navigating all those different waters and is tricky
it is not easy. It's gonna take a long time. You gotta restructure act, you gotta have shows where bits kill and then another show were bit turns a whole audience off and you can't figure out what the fuck went wrong. You gotta figure it out
it's not about having a couple. A good shows its about massive consistency over hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of shows and figure out where your voices that ain't easy, no matter what you do and if you were doing Fuckin slam, poetry contests. If you were right in books, if you were saying and songs like fine
your particular voice, fuckin hard man to be genuine to be completely unique,
and genuine
in an completely original like to your own thoughts, very art, very fucking,
two seems easy because you good on onstage. What's up pictures what you doin air in a new start,
Hockin shit and people are laughing you. I can't architecture to but
They don't realize how much work it took to get you to
where you could just figure out. What are the right words to say? What's the right mindset to be in when you're on stage, what are the right combination? What's the right way to settle into bits? What's the right way to,
them into a story was the right way. What keeps
activated. What would back some doubt would pick them up. It's like a visible dance, you're doing when Europe there are guy watch it. I know what you're doing I say
it and I've known you forever. I knew
back when you were having a real hard time would stand up which to me is fascinating, because you, the only guy that I've ever met there, was having
a really hard time a stand up, and then
I don't know where, like you hit a switch, you
from having a hard time was stand up to be enough.
Can murderer. We would
It was almost like you, like you, fuckin pass through a doorway or somethin like
in two years of you work at the store. You just figured it out
figured out one night and Europe
and stage and where we were in the back rather in Europe on stage we're watching you like damp Judea, just turn a fuckin corn
he's figured out how to be funny.
Figure out who you were up there. It's really weird! When you are you getting at
Think there's always that cheese, some that improving yeah,
Yeah, I'm showing up just isn't working and then one day, I'll fuckin, blue Papa. I just started.
It's really will withstand
you don't want to go to sleep. You wanna go home and keep right, yeah and riding. At any rate, I became infatuated from ninety five
like ninety eight had so many other things going on
we say yes, Albany fucking things go on that I could really folk focus and then I moved to Ally
all these distractions. You have all these stupid distractions when you first moved away, you're a comic
agencies this that this that and then one day you just something which goes these motherfuckers, don't matter
nothing really matters, I gotta go up to speak, which, in my heart I just got, will go on
and little by little, once you find your voice, you become a savage, that's, etc, etc. Shut
tasting blood. It's like anything else. Will you get tat? Taste you just go after the com is towards the fattening garbage man
once you get the car bestowing me. That's, like you know, job, that's the commonest as its John John Mitchell
It throws up a high level that that's it is. I love a boat is its especially in the two thousands when you down there there was
there was some and intense comedy. There was glass for you, guys, are coming up there and you come up. There was a
in tat time. You you go on stage you get is we're covers this fucking thing
just get stronger and stronger in the more people you go up in front of his dad in the beginning. They make you go up in front of people. You know you're going up in front of Mickey Shorr.
And going on after they put you on a lot of guys are really fire. You go up front emits you sure you have no idea what that those to you at this.
If she might go it up. I cannot disguise
I've thought about it, written about that experience. Thousands of times enough
when was more like a black. I had a blackout to go in front of Mitzi Shore because I knew it was it for a guy. Like me and Mitzi Shore turn me down. You know what I was going to go back. Two bowls and probably stab
His mother Fucker will come on. I would just when you get that now what about institutionalized there's? No turning back, it would crush my ego. Her
taken me gave me another five year reprieve in my life. I knew I got some do
Five more years before I go to jail for kills, that's how I felt did you
feel like you're gonna. Do that, because when I met you, I never got that from here. I was, I didn't, get there. That's what part of the part of the job in my country was the day I wrote a letter, and I said you can't scamming you wanna take them
when we got a fucking, wrote Urim, and why not you order up what they told are getting only talking about the. I told you that you know that at the end of the day- and I was banished from
but really came amplitude. Sometimes you have to tell him- and I added
doctor and talk to her again and ninety nine, when I took that
change was around two thousand. You met me and ninety seven.
About three years, but one day, ninety nine before I went to bed
I was cleaning for couple days, maybe three days
the Berlin. I had my wits to me and I said I'm not gonna fuck with this no more it was
All these things that I was gone and the wise man
walk on a fine lie with her, because I wanna be a part of kids life but weren't. Looking that way
and I was gonna- take a shit, no more money
Mason early, I wanna go calling card like all that my father- and I just lay there too, and I told him the opening lie- was inevitable.
Listen between you and I- and she knew me- I said you know if you are on fire- will not pass on you.
Contacts have been with you
because of this child right
I'll pay for a separate followed her room, one of the top right. Does she want
What was killing me at that time was you wanna, take and change a thousand name right, and my position was my followed by my mom remarry, my poor dad died. I keep his fuckin may that which has some
in my heart, so I always felt that that's let have become eighteen. Let us decide what the fuck you must write. That was eaten aware me when they had no value. A name did have a value to me. This whole situation
valets me once I analyzed it says fuck this bitch on which she stands for. I turn that core, because I drop luggage off there's not sometimes in carbon
Sometimes it alive you just carrying around luggage. May that doesn't let you move
boxes five feet, but the door is only three sorry, mother fucker you gonna drop that shit till you drop that Fuckin box. You ain't gonna, go
too many people get locked into those relationships, whether friendships
the friendships former x Y know Ex wife and husband, whatever that you want to call that relationship axes, but they like to dear
but the fuckin horns live together and they can't separate and they fuckin every gaze, push pull they fuck with each other on purpose. You know I've
non people that went through a horrible divorces where you know you
tell that they would they
like be setting up each other like you know, fuck him make him pay more. You know, what's let's
the one thing and then change a term. Just keep keep the bills come in and, like I've heard people talk like.
It's a horatio trays, and I'm sorry- and this is this- was the battle of show that this is the
already at the job and bowls at paid the most uneducated schmuck. Like me, I was working for a sports, advise you can make any
twenty, the sixty thousand a football seasons, six much you can Mason
As the same there was some guys make a hundred grand those I had a month in December may twenty five grand working. In fact
You just gotta, get some fresh, the bat and send you money, but
that yours, you're gonna
come through the Fuckin ball season, listen bro! You wanna, make fifty cynical.
She twenty gaudy,
the union assembly? Twenty thousand
by setting so basically buying your knowledge. I knew Alex what you're buying your bullshit. It's bad com, also really, but this is what I was doing. So I knew this. I knew this aren't. I come delay. This issue
pass me. Maybe,
passes me of my dream was Betsy shoulder foggy you can
old thing was the store from day one people told me to go
install that's your house. That was my fate
turned me down. I will probably got back the Colorado polygon the work over there
you don't you. What are you done? Sets in Seattle, you're doing gown, I acted wanna see out. I will go back the Colorado and try to be a dad and one day I know me Fuckin day
car breakdown
snow without you get one, was bills overdue bill and as a bump and from his pocket book
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over this motherfucker and also to fifty five years saw. You know,
as much as I the carbon storage
much power, my life near lively, came along at the right time. Candle over the rights. Do you think the people create diamond s like the big, big hippy new age argument about lives that you create these possibilities in life that you yourself
support for all these different events that are happening to the not random events. These are in the events that are sort of cod
aided by your own intentions. Yes stiff,
about. Sometimes absolutely one thing I learned was then I'll tell you,
Listen, I go to bed now I got up at my feet up my what's the news and I got a bad light. Not you not point!
the audience shocks to sound. The
The guy did the programme by Russia in vital that we require fuckin bomb and that's it and everything else.
And until you come through, that you can't really- and that was
for me that I believe that you are innocent. I got a bad man all of my feet up, I what's the news and I got a bad light. Let you know
he is running gotTa Bedloe man at a shovel
window a certain way closed.
Doors away, and I couldn't leave the line on at night because I owed money to a drug dealer. Rob somebody
created. Although scenarios I didn't, I didn't make that kidnapping up
went there with a gun. I knew what I was doing, but it's funny that how quick
the turnaround was between, like ninety nine, you know like it's
sort of stopped
done luggage and kept Starvin kept. Stop it
Getting what you tell me is that I never did blowgun after two thousand six that you're trying to tell me who me
Are you trying to tell me how I say they decide? What do you think? That's what we're just wait, a phrase that saying that what we have done balls and say we want there isn't one day I went out with a chick. So one day I went home just stop don't blow that each. Nevertheless, though whether one likes and obtain about being a criminal busted, you bore, I can't
leave. When I'm fucking telling you that's,
two thousand six one day, I went all right
one day I went all just stop, don't cocaine
no ray had no hog I'd call no body at peace. My I didn't give my life gaze was in all the game. There was hope. Ok, what I would have thought that shit you never get was mounting whatever the foe became. So my point is that was I drop. I kept drop in the pain that I had that luggage that I had. I forced it. Ah, I just didn't fuckin
The drugs I overcame whatever was make it may do.
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I created a lot of shit that happening now. There's no fuck yourself!
stop silliness or it'll, invade your life and rule and quality of life like if you don't get upset at people, sometimes there's times where people are infringing on your happiness, no shit, a bullshit. They like listen man, you need to learn you're all for your own good. You need to learn that what you're doing is socially unacceptable. You're? U passing off on other people, you passing off this shitty reality that you're trying to promote some tea even get lie.
In a person like that has were saying before was like bad relationships and then all sudden, like everyday you're dealing with this person is nonsense. Distortions in lies and can never trust like who is? Was your fault dad? Never your fault right. It's never! Your fault, always somebody else's fault. When you deal with
like dad on a regular basis and communicate with people like that it makes
incredibly difficult for you to live your life because
constantly
you constantly like debating, or
dismissing bullshit exist.
Should I be bullshit, then that somewhere along the line, you realize fuck this man, I gotta, stop hanging out with this person, persons and asshole. You know.
That person doesn't give a fuck about the truth, I don't give a fuck about me. That is an
I've got a few, those my life and he just cut him loose and when you cut him loose like your way
at a person you, like your life, is free and easy, like, oh its
unlike constantly engage in conflict. Is that if you surround yourself with the wrong kind of people, you will be
constantly, engage in conflict, whether you want it and whether you have that attention are not like is not just about having the right tensions. You gotta make the right choices to who you put in your world because of you.
What a bunch of shit heads they don't care about evolving. They don't care about. Getting it together and other trying to do is pass off a nonsense on you
a fuckin shit erode your she wrote area it I used to love goods. I wasn't a gun that, like a body, but I loved guns, I loved, have them. I love them. At the same time, one there was life everytime I carry a gun
there's a problem yet that out there almost right, it's like a magnet for other guns
now the only when it says that a man I'm telling you what I can't really gonna carry the girl for a very short time, because I didn't like it, I did see the purpose work. It's a nice thing to do
used to try to be a tough guy, but all it's going do is get your fuckin trouble cause. You pull that motherfucker
when you motherfuckers pull their my? U real, tough guys and I live
I go on it. I knew it. I wonder fire and somebody blatter you up
It was amazing high to go home, and I know what the fuck just happened why they have to go from my reach, my gunfire. Why would a six other people in the room and a coat party with guns because guns attract and they like fuckin magnets and one day I got rid all those governments like. I was eighty five pounds of drum while the same thing ten years ago. This far would be ring with people. Ask me questions about
You know how do you get roadwork? You know why? Don't you take me? A second wrote: you get all your fucking people, calling you with these questions and, at the same time their little concern for you. They really don T just trying to pull you down, especially this fact of down.
You let me before you down, but I don't know what you're doing it's not happening from me. What you want you want, you want me to do you gotta, go
I get off stage every fuckin like what
do as I went to my sister's wedding, although your mother, that goal
what did you want on our skies pick and now to broach my fucking corps that people come up to? You have put their lack?
of the night. I saw somebody but I started.
The store. Thirteen years ago I was going to screen up some stupid movie that my buddy was in. My wife is sleeping, so I can go down there and I was walking around the corner by Joey and I went up. I know I didn't know what he was telling me what he was doing in front of that how he was
Can you hear about this? Well, he was telling me what he was doing, what he was. He was working and I draw back.
The fucking studio city, would like tiers of my eyes, because here
every opportunity. He was a good looking newly with us, but the end
used about restoring drank, and everything was I e, and now I'm supposed to feel good
the other one or one cause
schmucks got a job work until two in the morning parking cards or something you know I mean we all had the same
Easy Malta's people to feel like those people in your life to teach you the lesson see people fail and have regrets and see people not give a hundred percent or not give it all their focus or give it all their honesty give it
who the fuck you really are. We see those
and that regret is
is there to let us know, I dive
happening. I was getting my car. Maybe he was
guys always have that. One comment that the store may like a fucking cometh. I just want some about something.
It must have been nice, don't blow all those years, something just
like he's one of those guys that he's gonna play down right here
and I just gotta colonise ago. This is why I guys parking cards Nino among the fact roadwork at least try to make things happen.
Why this guy's balkan Fucking car. There was a guy that will I want a moment his name, you you'd warmly about him a long time ago, long forever, what real bad form and then one time I was back in these costs and the kind uncommon. In fact, the couple years he's trying to get a hold of me to open up for me like when you just
You just gotta, get back on stage after a couple years and open up the big show a grilling, that's what gonna do
here you ve broken mine, I'm going to win
request is that you have
comedy in two years.
Wanna go up and in front of us all that club, like that's, that's ridiculous
would do you think you could just do that like you, but that's what they did
lot of guys that didn't make any comedy that felt like they didn't make it because nobody help them, and I've heard that
so many times, I've heard that stuff
that argument like I wasn't there when the right group are, if you know
and with the right group is very hard to get roadwork like what are you talking about? What
we have to do is be funny. You're funny
before you.
Is one of the easiest businesses of all time you get
proven onstage for shore easier to understand. This is how it works. You go on stage, you get people
laugh people notice than they are offering. You work it's as simple. When you pay
that you have a certain amount of time and you prove you can consistently perform really well.
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Donna, then you really want to do it. But if you do keep doing it, you get
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but when the first time ever came to Houston at the last up very funny guy
but there they were all real good, real, solid comics.
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all these Kennison mannerisms, I keep telling you realize it.
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make a living, you earn alive and talent, jobs, jobs are it's like everywhere. You go you making people laugh, you haven't,
it time their enjoying themselves and you feed yourself. That way. That's fantastic,
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a really easy free thing and you're happy that they enjoy, and you do it in a spirit of that, not even in the spirit of trying to make money off of it. Then it's all sorts of falls in the place,
That's what's happened with all of you that before forty five years
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come back on Sunday, I'm dead, five shows all weekend. You know five hours a night. I fucking go to bed at fucking six and then some nice.
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all our recently eyes full savage. I lifted his instagram either day of photos of all the parties do in town, there's not a virus like five six month, that's gone all around New York from like eight eight p m on he's got spots. Always one a m spots. Carolines shit he's going up.
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four headliners everybody
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at a Mirage, Terry Fate or
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and tangibly rumours of the fucking there. What's going on with the fight this, I want you to go there. Maybe you're not gonna, be there are now. No one knows in our work is as a crazy fight, Anderson, silver, all tat,
greatest mixed, martial arts has ever lived, I mean he's get stellar is entire career dominating champions strangling Dan Henderson Canal Veto over the fuckin front, kicked the face. The greatest martial arts, its ever walked, face. There's a guy lives like he's in a fuckin movie, and he gets clip
who gets hurt and a dude plays,
ask about his head boom boom boom and he's out any you know. Referee has to rescue him and all
came about in law.
In part due to him clowning. Who would people
dont realises
There was a moment in that first round, where
He had Anderson Silva really hurt,
and is not what is good for the heel hook. It was
he was ground and pounding Anderson and he
pull ass to him on the chin and you see Anderson's head bounce off the ground. He realized I well that is
a fucking, hard shot. He got clipped with. He got hurt his
eyes, roll up and roll back.
Got really rocked, and I think that severe
we influenced his decision to try to up the antics and really drive.
White into a stand up out which he thought he would have the advantage, but
I think one of the reasons why he got clip what that left hook and
clown around was because you get fuckin heard on the ground, and I thank you.
He really want to go there. He almost got his leg ripped off he got out.
Play lock and who knows his knee popped? You could easily pop his knee and that exchange was quite a deep leg. Lock
he goes from there and
you know he's trying to go down into a stand up war and he's a common stand up, stand up, you know and then his kick it I'm taunting and pretended
he's hurt and drug
Why then is just a mother? Fucker do need clips and knocks amount. So the question come when you come into this fight. That's like well
much different. Would the results have been if Anderson just treated it like a fuckin samurai if he went in there with no
antics and just laser beam, precision striking chops those legs up, eventually lands, a big head kick or something. You know who knows who knows what? What
and will see this week while we won't, even because he didn't do it, then so, who is he now and whose Whiteman now you know the first fight
it's gonna be one of the most mysterious fights ever going to one of the most hotly debated fights ever because everyone's always gonna say what would have happened if Anderson wasn't fucking around what would have happened if Anderson took that dude
per serious and just stayed super discipline in the feed and was able just like in the sun and fight to get taken down a first round, but then keep the fight standing for the rest, the fighting and put him away. Who knows what we want?
we don't know anymore, but
we do know, is that Chris,
I've been knocked Anderson's over the fuck out
Its shocking here,
the greatest fighter of all time and widening clipped him with a fucking long left hook. The bank
right on the chin, dropped him and then finished him off and he's gonna be so confident coming into this fight is going to be a really interesting fight because I think
She's gonna be real. Confident Sanderson knows that reminds us.
He's in choosing keeps the fight standing. He should
a pretty distinct advantage, as long doesn't do anything silly like last time and then to widen, is already be
wide majority knocked him out, widens gotten better Whiteman. Still young wide meant just had that region,
A keen shit down on his knees, went to Germany for a week to get his knees, treated and apparently he's
he's got his home work out, like em,
he does you could do it online everything
he does. He like you, you if he puts it online spoken watch, puts up his
It puts up its work out. Schedule tells Anderson Waste is tragic, doesn't give a fuck saying the second matter and then again it so fascinating,
it's fuckin fasting. What's gonna happen man. I have no idea
If Anderson went out knocked him out, I mean by that
possibility of white men took him down some minimum thats a possibility, widening knocked him out. There
possibility would have Anderson, takes, widens back and submits him with us.
Knows Manta big of itself. That's all! While right and it's for legacy to four Anderson. This is for legacy. You know Anderson suffered Blake,
That's a humiliating defeat.
Especially when he knows that. There's a lot of people to blame it on his clowning. You know that's liked and for Brazil
he'll go, there's a lot of times or he went to Brazil. Where are you
people, were like disappointed. He was their champion not just the champion, but the
greatest champ in any came from their countries along feels that disappointment he wants.
Make them happy in this final
this is going to be very intense, Fuckin popped, God, damn joy, cats. I wish you would give a blow to find the courage
Josh Barnett edged. That's a good fight against Travis Practice, Travis, brows, lotta, very Rhonda and run arousing those data. Judge, Ash, Barnett and Travis Browns is is a dangerous fight. That's a tricky five
guy can cause that traumas Brown might be one of the toughest motherfuckers says he's a big boy. He's is examined traversed by
it says if I had a gas outsize, ITALY signifies if it gets sick five some around- that is a big boy,
but he's also he moves good man. He moves light on its feet. What each striking an endless their mother fucking overrides kick to the face, such right dude, and that was after taking a far role ages in that first round, he took a beating that would have stopped ninety nine point: nine, nine, nine percent of people on the planet. If there were an opposition taken those cash out our star.
Was murder in him with knees,
and there's nobody it throws needs like ouster. Have you never seen ouster over and fight asked are overcome? Was the K one Grand Prix champion and he's up
per high level. Kick boxer for Emma may, like one of the most high level, guys to ever fighting remain a heavyweight division, especially in their money.
Fucker, delivers knees in a totally different way. It's all!
He been technique and torque lump. I mean those
How can these go deep into your soul? They pass through your skin and push your fuckin belly right in your backbone, like they make your body. Go numb because he's literally smashing his knee, although in your nerves I mean they're ruthless knees and his whole body gives out, he goes down and he's just getting far again found it and you think a negative stop. Despite any second nap, he figured out a way to get up and
and then ass to gets tired, and then he
gets up and Alistair is clearly exacerbated. Try loan kicks, rightly Kepler her right diabetic and, lastly, that one straight up the middle right to the chain and asters legs give out and and Travis finishes, em off toward the greatest number of hours to fighting. It was supposed to be.
I dont know you're, but mere got her. I dont know if he's scheduled, whose, when we find our supposed to find me a good meal got hurt. Somebody got her,
yeah. I wonder I wonder who he is supposed to be fighting next. I don't know how to let me find that out I'll find that out next fight he's a guy that a lot of people thought he was going to, especially after the Brock Lesnar fight. A lot of people thought that he was going to be the fucking man,
Fine Frank near yeah is both a horrid she's lead. You see one sixty nine, which is a suitable yeah. That's right! That's crazy fight man
both guys got a lot to lose with Bogart too good question
gets. Edinburgh and dominant crews is the main event. That's that's. That's gonna be a big fight for that
costs and still to this day it can't be legal in New York. It's fuckin crazy, it's one of them. The weirdest as far as
I examples of how corruption shapes what people
were allowed to enjoy, not enjoy its
they figured out a way to keep the you have see out of New York. Despite a giant hit the economy, we need
mother, taking money away from New York or not letting that company or they would be, would bring
hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue to restaurants and local bars, and I mean the the impasse
would be huge. The prestige would be huge, people would love to see it and they still
sorry didn't have combats Portiere boxing regularly in New York. They have kickboxing.
Glory in New York. The glory high in a high level.
Boxing in Madison Square Garden. It's amazing. These motherfuckers there there, there figuring out a way to keep people from enjoying what they want to buy
you know a man is always gonna, be that this always gonna be that is always gonna, be
for there are trying to do to make money for something. If over folks had only been know what it's all about the colony our union keeps it.
Have see out of New York and they know
It's a big event for New York, but they were
the? U have see you have seize on bazooka zoof, also on station casinos same guys,
they want them to go union. The coroner union wants those those hook.
Fiscal union, so they're taking
their dinner, their battle in the EU have see hard core. They develop these like crazy websites, the contact, gay and lesbian.
Groups, they do everything they can to try to like make up a big force against the USA. The crane
is it kinda, gay and lesbian goose, but you see is like they lose their openly in support of gay and lesbian rights day. They actually donate money too
to the very centres and that you have seen
like totally open minds, fire fighters have been reprimanded for calling people gay slurs and things along those lines. Then they're not
the color unions, just trying to figure out a way
it's amazing have exhibited allege, but if they did they switched over union, it would be worth millions of dollars to the union. Scott fast
stuff, because on one hand you go well. You know. Unions are important if a guy wants to.
Good wage and you want to make sure that they have some leverage and buying power. People should get paid, but
when you see shit like this, like. How could this be right? I give you the people that
work for those casinos voted against doing the union thing.
One thing is a mess slick. It's just count
corruption and it's gotten to point where I think they can't back down. Now they ve
spending money trying to keep the you have set out for so long, but you
put your finger on a dyke and theirs
the whole and that in that, in that fuckin
am and more holes are gonna, start popping up and eventually
can overwhelm you. You are still running on his guard, we'll be insane bids still spent. All his union do is trying to keep it out just so far.
We're shit like that happens with two things get entangled you don't business skin tangled. So,
the card in
You have seen you Jerseys is a sick, fuck and card its Dominic crews had barrel, which is crews, have been out for two years. Man with two different knee surgeries, one cadaver
Acl graph that blew out on these body rejected it. Then he had to go back in again. Another nine months of rehab and in three months a training so loses on bullshit.
He loses a year, Fuckin incredible, so
finally, back fighting
from Champ Edinburgh, and then you got Joe say out, though, fight
recur, alarmist, that's a great fuck and fight, and then
mere versus overriding there's, a lot of good fights to Linux.
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the calm hands a stone can't do that rights are brought into rancher Cantation Roeder s ship, but the kid can fuckin bang may get ridiculous ridiculous power. Bobby greens fighting able to Hilo God damn it got.
A good fights man, lotta good fights. It's gonna be crazy to because getting back and forth
apparently you're saying this can be a real issue. Will those guys gonna be in Jersey yeah?
Are you saying that category four long years to two grazing only one times was not that bad? You have gone back in.
That weaken is gonna, be naughty on. What is it?
like them that we can was like ok
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fly in four superboss you'd be fuckin blown away, since I did move out a hooker, I've not mad a whole twenty minutes out. Every segment dedicated
to the Isle of working through the more who, at this
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shot it. Twenty million people, competition mortified right resolutions that the eighteen thousand golden gave its two hundred thousand comment. So now this is that's pretend you're gonna have to suit board sentences
everything around that stadium isn't would be related. Super did not do in at this time
Do it all the NFL experiences, a shit scattered throughout New York City.
So if you want to see the NFL Experience Hall of Fame, you got go up the museum of Natural history,
If you want to see the NFL quarterback challenge, you challenge you gotta go downtown, that's gonna!
All that shit that dimension
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Wisconsin in the winter up here.
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that I was I was I had should on, but it's fucking called that's a different. I was in Eugene
in Oregon my man ass, a girl
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Alan ART, but you just thinking about money,
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to throw a little deepen their throats will deepen their god. It's gotta be real people ready for this.
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you know what they're gonna be ready for as having the internet on the fucking radio. The internet is going to be in your car, it is going to download them watch em. Our stream live Joe, how many times you Joe! So what are you thinking this weekend? You go to the right track with yes, we're we're gonna go.
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at a time when I'm with you that's the beauty of african podcast then is abused and stability, but I don't give a fuck. You don't want to
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Cowan and everybody has been doing this
we were just, is doing to do it. You know
just start of doing it for fun. You know which
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intention was to make it as far as possible and to make it this is.
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sort of like a peace that your creating it doesn't it's not like. I, it is like
when a conversation but
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you're fashioning, a piece you know and that's a lot of what you're doing when you creating a podcast. It's a piece of art,
this piece of its very pretend
to call an art, but some
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I had what what what sticks out of our minds. I don't fucking go on you. You don't go on Yahoo and see what the hat,
topic isn't talk about? Anybody could do that here.
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because they want to get a few before anybody else gets it right. So we will go
it's the same shit? Will you
up in the morning. You guys I went up in the morning. You don't get up at six, a watch tv in the morning and see what how bad they get you go in the morning and the fear they put in you
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old path and what you can do, what you can help you commuting you. Some of the people write any move forward. If you do, and that is what the fuck are you doing
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want to solve the where you gonna do it armed. Let us put you in a good move, you gonna forget they get out, thank excellent work and, as you know, I'm a fucking. This
and I thought of my wife. She was yours, careful yogi
and I ask, as I was scared to go out at night, why? I don't know because you eat,
balls that would kill fucking know sometimes eat edibles Thomson girl came on and was telling a story about you given him, but she, but to about you ate like three or form you you had lately like he ate a quarter of you had literally eight times as much in your system, airplane
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idea what we get coastal and you have to realise that for years
your grown up when you are young, you always are directly Shea me
controls everything fuck it they could not control everything they control. What they want you to hear right,
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pay for their and then only when anything they like fucking,
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and over again and there's some nice, it's gonna. May roaming costs
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why this shit's winning this is
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we get on Apple tv. You can't get it. The night comes out on tv, so was out on Sundays. I decided to watch it on regular tv in real time. It was fun.
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commercial, after commercial, after commercial they can
throwing commercials up. It was fuckin crazy as like this,
grows.
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when I was jail in one night I may. I may lead to gave him
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who started up Johnny Depp. We all like Johnny Depp, Lava, Johnny Depp, I'm gonna go ability! Pomona movie, I promote I'm talking to you
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it's interesting to because they add in sound effects. They like tell a story, and they
it really well to do an interview and explain things as the interviews go away. They intersect a narrator explaining things as a goal number. They call sound effects and shit. It's really well produced so
they have a premise. I the premises was. Why are these athletes from this one
take the Arab in Africa. Why they such good runners, like what is it
these guys. It make him good runners, and then
the whole show they speak to experts to talk about, and then they ultimately speak to a guy. Who is,
born and raised in that tribe, and he explains what it is: a combination of factors
but one of them being is brutal. Circumcision thing that these guys have to go through unbelief
Billy brutal rights of passage to become man were there.
A concise you with a sharp stick. They make
crawl naked through thorns. I gets like really hard core shit like what they make these people
do they make their they make them run? I gonna regular basis whether Dick is like twisted up like they have. Therefore,
skin, tied up in a bow and they're they're running naked. When I get out
the the hot they also they have to run. They can't walk anywhere, incredible rights of passage,
to become a man that are so.
Brutal they get through this. They have this insane tolerance for pain and they have this genetic.
Predisposition to be good runners like the waiter body shaped and built,
fascinating stuff. So list
me too. It on this podcast. Maybe appreciate like that style of podcasting acts in and it's
style, obviously than we do. But I, like that alone, all its obese gotta be created now, with the same people are sick and tired of you not listen.
For years I've said Dan, I normally so people ILO Fuckin stays up.
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And now you sad, I lie with now. They gotta put stars on every week to make it work every fuckin awake
put somebody famous. Now I get home on satellite and those of its Miley Cyrus. Just in ten Blake and poor, I gotta know last week was the other guy. What the fuck do you want me to do
FUCK Asean. I live cast their vote. We want
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he's after Cournand is always yes I'll have to call it? And then
Craig Ferguson, still those piano fuckin, what's goin out at all, was the other Jane Leno kill me fuck you
once in a while
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to watch and David know, you get a real see, an interesting side. Him he's in,
comedians getting in cars. Getting coffee. You know
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drives around and as crazy soup to Volvo and someone famous call them by who was it. Who was
that wanted to know if he wanted one of those Volvo's some
mother, crazy, fucker, some other crazy, famous fucker
forget Africa, who it was, but someone said: hey MA am binding soup. You want one he's like fuckin count me and so that this Volvo, the sick speed and like a fuckin ridiculous.
High horse power engine. It's good.
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like the skip, add option other than it's gotta seconds of five seconds you gotta get me quick. Gonna, get me
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like I like him in that more than even like you do in stand up like
really good at that ass. He loves fuckin cars that guy's addicted to car. We feathers on he's issue.
Push owner like he's, he owns like some insane amount. Porsches I mean
he's got like like like
huge garages that he owns that are dedicated to these cars. Sexy airport in Santa Barbara Noxious here on the EAST coast is well he's, got a separate one set up
over there and he has a full time. Mechanic that takes care of all the stuff is like
just costly working on its core slick. He has like,
Air cars are worth a million bucks, like rare first
in addition the out nineteen, seventy three nights,
eleven, our ass
Cars are super hard to get a hold of his
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like it better than the tonight, because the
fuckin, guy loves cars. I mean he's in love with everything, and not just for
scars, he's gonna, bunch, old, stupid cars like these
crazy, like nineteen, ten fuckin shit boxes, that he's got rebuiltthey he drives around and M? Is Jerry Seinfeld realise just Laird the ice get,
like all kinds of cars, mostly porsches, but obviously could see. There's gotTA, Chevy, Camaro, ass, easy, ass, Bugger, VIII, W bugger he's got a fuck load of cars, man, he loves em, I mean I, you know,
people are in a weird shit, some guys steroids other guys.
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your wife driver, Subaru TAT. She has
truck candelabra blackened gangster. She has the without honest,
silver, one to anyone say that when the car, the elastic early got was die
hand. I owe the one that looks like a Mercedes. Yes does. This must be great. Somebody told me those cars are fucking great. This guy who knows cars told me, look the difference,
Alexis. It's a barely evident here
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like higher tolerance, is a little bit better design. Little bit more, I, and but not that much he's like that, fuckin car them
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red card on I've done. Eighty just did a hundred and ten coming back from San Diego one night, like nothing, nothing,
I think I have noticed friendly
Korean, and he was just like he was a doctor.
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Were four thousand dollar car that went ballistic
there were great. I lose salesmen sullen these making twenty thousand dollars a month and for how long? The commission's that's how many fucking days there was so much
Those were for Georgia is called. I forget them.
Dave similar super cheap, bloody, a red. They went away for a while, and they came back with this new thing,
site Mitsubishi, like I've always said. There's a Mitsubishi part in every fuckin car
to be. She has shit every fuckin car lot
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people crazy oil to the main issues which be issued.
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you look at it
a higher pointed out alone, Mercedes. It's a dope, fuckin car man. Hungary's lunch,
you know it's a ball. It's a ballsy move too. If you
That's a money by Sunday, like you know, I'm pitch biscuit and this I need
is the opposite of the Cadillac move with the anti floss. Where is it?
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ox our car in comparison to the like the high end Lexus like what's the high end Lexus, let's say Hi Lexus Lexus S. Forty four six hundred starts off its seventy one,
so it's like not so much of a savings and a Mercedes Benz as five fives
zero either. Comparing on my dear the ultimate, so the acquiesced ultimate is sixty eight thousand and the Lex
Sal for sixty, starts at seventy one thousand. The Lex is a mother, Fucker dude,
Those Japanese
those designers and engineers at they have that work for cut toy Oda and then, when the Lexus and made the high and Lexus I had
excess truck. I still miss that truck really
least it
now I brought it with me to Colorado. I miss that fuckin truck. It was perfect
was one of those big ones, a thing. It's called the relax, the Suv god damn that thing was good. It was just rock solid, the
handled in like snowy, whether in the east, the way it drove even those a big car like
the only systems that were designed to stabilize at around corners and stuff and is adjourned.
Double suspension, fastened
stuff man and then
the alas, which is their big flagship. That's the one! That's their their big, you, no other big Sudan. That thing is the first car parks itself, a parallel parts itself.
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learn as well as large resources. Where's the braking system to Lex is right. We have a lot of brake modestly braking system that earlier, because a lot of different car you talk about we're cruise control,
which workers it's like US markers model, yeah Monday's Heather
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and it also why will slow down if there is a common front
It's a laser, guided cruise control, so say you get on the highway. You say: ok, I, like.
The seventy miles an hour. Well, there's a bunch of tat
FUCK? It slows down like whatever the traffic Scanlon like forty and you have to put your foot on the brake.
Slowly damning. You have, to put it put your foot break of everything gets dead stopped, but then, when the traffic picks up it'll pick up a little back from forty back to sixty backed seventy.
It's amazing. They came up. The new Mercedes drives itself, man, their reporting about it in the Frankfurt auto. Show the newest Otto show this guy,
Chris Harris. Those following follow is really funny.
Mode of journalist
He was there at the auto, show and we're talking about this new car. That literally you gonna be able sit in and it's going to follow. The
over the road it's gonna break.
Can accelerate decelerated. It'll do like verse
really everything that a person does so
their super close to that kind of Google technology from
more than one source. I know the glue car has been real successful. They have a car,
gives itself and hasn't gotten any fuck and accidents. Sir
why times gonna be like? Why was why, should we let people drive he flickered dummies,
you crash into each other. If you know
what he drives ever you just getting.
You saying, and you press a button, just never get me a crash again
is no better
I mean, I know that that it's nice to be able to drive. I like driving- and I know you are driving, but wouldn't it be
if we knew that, no one that you love would ever die in an automobile action again and that's how begins joint? That's, how they take away freedom
stop Skynet goes life. It's all coming through Google,
coincidence. They just bought the fuckin role.
Company Joey, they bought the Boston Dynamics and make an fuckin robot frogs and shit
cheetahs what's next,
Joe ideas
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in the January. Tenth Tiffany had issues joining us and we're gonna, be at the Spider House ballroom
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pod podcast than met a bunch of people from the podcast gas were there, but he said
it wasn't. Even weird is that it was weird at first, but everybody was like so too near what their retreat was actually really all about that at all turn
to be like a really positive experience. Could you did I do
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settle down name how? Why look? I stay ever every show and I meet people after every show
pictures of everybody until their entire to taking pictures, I too,
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