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Leslie Jones Tackles The Erotic MLK Jr. Statue | Morris Chestnut

2023-01-17 | 🔗

Leslie Jones starts her run as guest host with coverage of the classified documents found in Biden's home and Boston's accidentally erotic Martin Luther King Jr. statue. Actor Morris Chestnut stops by to discuss, "The Best Man: The Final Chapters." 

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it's no big deal if we start to talk about tonight but first i would like to give a shot out determine all one of the things that move me so much in his last show he said if you want a truly learn about america talked to black women
well guess the headlines the ok you guys remember that for the past six months we've been roasting the shit out of donald trump for keeping classified documents at his house and i have to agree what kind of moron what kind of irresponsible piece of shit why keep classified documents at his house me he's got to be the only
mass that would do something so stupid breaking news from the white house more classified documents were found in president binds delaware home the anti he's warning
is it in fine is facing growing calls for transparency from republicans and even some democrats amid the special councils investigation into his handling of classified documents after he left the obama administration pressure is mounting after this weekend the white house councils office said additional pages of classified documents were discovered inside the president's delaware home it comes after about a dozen initially discovered it mr binds private office including at least one document marked top secret that followed by two batches discovered in delaware including inside his garage biomaterial next year for what were you thinking on the way my correction the lockerbie shores framework should not street this national security emergency ok
i miss one with access to a court that the dunno what's more scary biden losing the nuclear codes or biden going eighty five on the highway please do not drive that car back i can't even ride a bike the taste them he probably loves talking about this scandal because it gives him a chance to talk about his corvette herr bad got stolen documents next to mass we call the green line in your burner not the green line
the big standard honestly i think these documents was pretty say that by this house cause is hard to find anything in old man's garage where the documents its body if you thanks three can i just say this for a minute i am so disappointed that you joe biden because this is the truth candle you copy documents you been black balls deep imports
stars you don't but there's a bigger problem here because first it was trot now as binding what i need to know is who is in charge of the documents so is freely given you do you will get some documents check this out though i just came back from lunch and i smoke biggest i have of a rose on real high right now so i shall
today i'm gonna hook you up with all the documents you need right now you know just take what you want but wait wait i'm gonna need to get you to sign hold on let me get some for you to set to sign you know why i remember me out i trust you are what you gotta be cool sites you gotta be cool with these documents ok where you all had met we in the corbett the you mean you ok but let's move on let me show you was going on
boston okay so a monument meant to honor the reverend dr martin luther king jr and his wife coretta scott king's legacy facing some backlash it's called the embrace the statue was unveiled friday at the boston common it was inspired by a photograph of the couple hugging after doctor won the nobel peace prize back in nineteen sixty four so look at the hands of infection that look at that our procedures a couples arms during the is it not there has which sparked in mixed reaction has anyone in here ever been
now i participated in the ones you right now knew where both been right now listen no doctor key went down in history but this is not how you individualism even though about the oh stray hard on this statue i gotta talk to the white people for a second why people you know
need to be saying shit about this deck the need to sit yo ass in the back of the bus for this one ok you need to add a statue this is our civil rights icon
i going down on his wife the ok black people wouldn't we going to do the we gotta talk about this we gotta talk about this because you know it's messed up where black people and the proud boys have the same statute the law i dunno you know i mean we i guess you know maybe we'll end up liking it you know what i'm saying we might end up liking it did did you know that people hate it eiffel tower when it first when you know the french me
it was like whew it ruins the thing who me i'm on the moon that is the worse impression of a friend first ever in the history what about price to redeem when i first put it up air about it was like jesus is goin what's up why archeo me what love so maybe it's just a matter of time maybe it's just a matter of time and we will see this statue for what it truly is
the martin luther king going down on his wife the way he talk about this by myself i need another black woman owners on my side yard give it up or do the i mean it's i mean what you think about the statue listen now i know that you thought look like he's gone we know from angle to do so from angle it i thought loves lie in low lying has created a big
you like it like a bronze dill don't i let that in the third reich goes no matter which way you look at it it's a different erotic way it's like a sexual rubik's cube the like time you split it like you're just going to take the stickers off and move them around because you've never solved one none of us have solved where apple ever live but i'm not surprised they never get martin statue right ever you thought a monument put them in dc look at a statue i mean what the hell is this man literally march for freedom you know our people like the mona lisa because i can see the bitch and she's giving fears
she's getting on bother giving like a thing emma pretty who care about that say what you will about them booby as barbara gives back they know how to make a statue is a white dude on a horse it's always a why do i thought your views as long as it does with the liberal need to do make a statue of em ok in his soul what did you mean ok have a horse i need to do now
auto horns put them on the phone put them in joe biden's corbett iraq the we would know it was because you know what ms leslie is me i also have a dream the i have a dream of an mlk statue what time and then the right place that doesn't look like a big like a pig and if you can get a plane at martin luther king add a pain as they say
what right man the pain it gave him christian peanuts and put what payments patents upon the to cause i know a couple place
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it's the daily show finally hired a black holes we can properly celebrate martin luther king day by asking new yorkers how they celebrate his legacy shut up don't interrupt me or martin luther king day that ain't cool that's not is too dangerous we love where last night do you know what that is once you do today well today we just woke unrestricted oh dear how we're going to go get coffee and we're gonna walk round so which one knows celebrates martin luther king well not have none of what we ve talked about it was ass though not so this ain't reparations what this is
is right give me one hand ones that are known to celebrate america came to new york or new york that's it that's all you're going to do awesome shows the cabin all right i'm gonna come back to your on duty y'all better have done better like when he like you know refuse to move to the back of the remember slipping through the world news refuse that was rosa parks was where they now famous ok i have a dream i have a dream and what does it say after sure the name of famous mlk ok i have a drink besides
one in a million while you can tell me something else did martin luther king he told the children they loved them so if you do not know the kit can be google i know i have a dream that one day it's all gone i have a dream that one day white people will actually know what's in their damn speech okay just eddie murphy that's all that was an hour in lapland i love that nobody knows break it up so how you celebrate martin luther king one not too sure that's what he does for you this will be i who does not doing nothing on his day
nah just kidding you to do what have you while we're going to go see the lion king okay this guy because you can get the freedom liberty though go about and do what we want to do that celebration asked ass a call from a black woman s wife and no matter what we want to do that you and me the only lotion though we back more risk
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i bought the new limited series the best man the final chapters which is streaming right now on peacock plays the god you are the epitome of black don't crack the beauty let me just say it first of all you as you were so kind and generous from the whole cast and the whole production thank you for all the
what that you did for us when the streaming show came out we truly appreciate you it is one of the best things i've watched and along the way i was going to be good because you guys have great actor jean already good actors as a great plot you have a great director yes and you spent time on everything is just so appreciated thank you so much and thank you for watching thank all you guys watching everybody up the early i dunno everytime somebody meet you no i said if i ever meet morris chestnut the first thing is gonna come on my my mouth is
what do you think yeah all the time everytime on that part will read will you know now i mean i'll cry too because i can't be in a sequel right the basic matter obvious that especially when your momma was looking at the current yeah thats my god so thank you okay so this what i want to know most people stick around a long time and is business and
i don't look as good as you how you keep his baby beg you know i just try to live right eat right and exercise and drink a lot of water and all that type are you like a heavy exercise person like you work out every day you have a trainer or workout a lot yes i'm always at the gym like probably six seven days a week at least really how many more days is in the army for the most part when i'm when i'm when i'm a i'm really always epidemic but that's like my outing i mean i don't doubt late i mean my outing for the day is going to the gym is kind of like my social activity i go to the gym and go home wow
the mass of anna yeah so we started doing this movie the series mini series how many people asked you to be their best man i mean how many of you already know narvik you're judging by what what i did the detailed digs character in the first me too many invited to be there is no analogy too many listen i mean a lot of people they do enjoy the movie they do have a lot of questions and they always say to me sometimes what we want to make sure my best men and sleep with my girl and all that type of stuff but ok so you get a lot of aggro out of that now the story is is is about navigating several friendships and dramas have now do you have on a drama in your actual life no actually i don't i have listened so i have ado ev i closed it for you rhubarb you know friends that i've been friends with since your second grade and you know a lot of friends have been friends with the law
and our only drama is when it comes to sports and you know when my team loses i got to hear a lot of mess but luckily i'm an eagles fan and eagles fans in the house so we're doing all right this year so i've been delivering a lot of i've been delivering a lot of drama to some people in my friend group morris's about the giants here okay thats wow okay ray is going to be the game know it's going to be a good game we gonna win microdosing guys really do my condolences to yours to yeah giants eagles giants eagles that's what's happening okay hey i'm a i'm gonna get all social media after the game now the smack with me baby more no matter what a comedian that i'm a long time ago i did a movie with bill bellamy and hughley and i just that movie our relies too never say anything because
i you can't because comedians you guys are so perceptive and you guys see everything you hear everything so i will not talk back to you not at all i okay more you can talk smack thereafter now the one thing i appreciate about the franchise is how they have black men being friends and be in rio how do you think how important it is do you think the portrayal of friendship and relationships between black man is is portrayed on i think i think it is very important for it for our movie just for the good in this light that happens is drama that happens and you know you for with somebody long enough is bound by some type of disagreements and arguments and all that tapestry that tab situation however with film it shows that we can overcome that is like no matter what differences are no matter what type of art
you met or our disagreements you get into as a brother though you can still come together and be there for your brother so i think that one of the things that that's help this theories you know prevailed throughout the years you know i think one of my friend who sees is when he's going through the divorce and you guys came over into started said ned to table like it we bought the play glad of the usa cars that just made my heart but i must tell you my favorite part of the way you do what you son oh yes it was it was so good every everything cause up every time you were pray we like you have the wrong prayers brought you got the one where like my may god change and may god change right when you finally say god
it's changed me right about yeah that that storyline was was was tough for me because it was so new the pronouns in is something that really hasn't been explored too much of that can be especially in the black community and and i was like i was i was on the fence i was like do not really know what my character fills the way these fears and we people can come to them conclusion so is it was a tough storyline for me
it was a great actually play my son and in a way that it was written was what was so beautiful so thank you for that you have jointly beautiful i have to give you a condition you got two hall of fame walkest i think i'm saying their rights with only one walk of fame yes yes i saw my lady like you so much will come out my first illicit beg you beg about me your cabinet you can imagine the regulated i do you know a great utility other you secure remarks
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