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when he kills it at his improv classes. Graduation performance knees will be slapped hilarious, the wenzhou! That's, why he's already keeping himself in shape and razor sharp today with wellness tips and tools from a rp to help make sure his health lives as long as he does, because the younger you are the more you need a rpm learn more at a rp dot. Org slash healthy living, I think the comedy central ben Carson there now not been caution, isn't exactly a politician and he himself says that he doesn't know much about politics, but he does have a plan for how to be a good precedent. I think the people who do the best are the ones who know how to utilise experts around them, or that makes sense. You don't have to know everything if you can just surround yourself with experts, there's just one problem

The experts been Carson surrounds himself with think that he's an idiot, then carson under fire After reports use failing on foreign policy, a new york times, article quotes one of his national security advisers as saying Carson can't get one iota of intelligent information about the middle east and needed weekly briefings on foreign policy, so quote, we can make him smart. That is obvious. People, of course, been carson's, advises, can't make him smart. You can't change his brain, that's a job for you. Oh surgeon is the same way. Your baba always has a haircut. That's how it goes now. Maybe you're surprised that the guy who thinks the permits or grain silos might not be that smart about foreign affairs, but let's not just take his advisers word for it. Let's judge, ourselves: selves carson was asked on fox news who he'd call first. If the paris attacks happened on his watch, he refused answer three times?

Who would you call first, but who would you call first specifically, but can you tell us what you would call? First, sir? on the international scene. Ass those come. Everybody knows that you can do any african country and ask a little kid who you want to call. You been a buzz buzz and unicef I'm hungry, so he has no plan for war. The question is: does cost and have a plan for peace document. Since then, I have any problem with the past and is having a state, but does it

it'd be within the confines of israeli territory. Is that necessary? Or can you sort of slip that area down in the Egypt Dafa catch cant? You just slip it into Egypt who has been gotten that he thinks the egyptians won't notice them just walking in with palestine saying What's your age, I be shocked to find I've been causing things. The Gaza strip is a city by in vegas. Now nodded I, as a who's calling been carson. Stupid is no joke. He's a man named dwayne carriage with sixty years of foreign policy experience, including a particularly shadiest. at the cia, and now he wants a private intelligent. agency, it so shadowy. It is literally called the eclipse group

is the number one listing in the yellow pages for shady business right. Of skulduggery systems limited and casual. Whistle with hands in pockets LLC. So, according to the new york times, this guy's been having been caution on the debates and now he's talking trash about costs, while I hope he's wearing a belt buckle here come the knives. This is your own adviser, MR clarity, saying that in his words you need weekly briefings and his words quote to make you smart one of your other he's, not my browser he's, not my adviser, all or that explains everything. This guy is not his adviser question answered Sola, What is he then? He is a person who has come in on a couple of our sessions to offer his opinion about what was going on. So, and adviser

guy? Isn't my drug dealer he's just a man who comes to my apartment and shares these cocaine after I pay him? Don't think of myself ass, a surgeon just a guy people pay to stab the brain until their healthy emigrating? It is the causing campaign didn't just distance themselves from carriage they did it in a pretty thickish way. arson campaign says that courage, he is to the end of a long career of serving our country. Clearly not one of doktor carson's top advisers for the new york times to take advantage of an elderly gentleman and use them as their foil in this story is an affront to good journalistic practices. I love how they do they use the york times? Why would you say that about the senile old man new york times? These guys are heartless and, to be honest, I don't understand how it got to this spot for more on this.

We go to a senior political analysts, jessica Williams, everybody after a your relationship. Not only is constant acting like he doesn't know. Carriage he's also calling see now old man. Well, it's not so complicated trevor. This is what happens in a break up. We ve all been there. You meet You hit it off. You start getting really close and then what you says- hey, maybe I could mean you can't know one day and the next thing you know you're picking out is to invade together what that makes a lot of sense jessica, but then, while they airing out all their dirty laundry and power, all it takes is one fight and any sort, every one of you don't know anything about the world and that your help us without an you're like oh yeah, really. Well, you never miss anything to me anyway and technically we weren't even gather so just so. We still talking about being. Caution

Ben Carson? Look, darryl darryl wanted to be an item he should have just said so. Instead of just stringing me, along with digiorno and levy booty, blasting and now he's on facebook. Talking about how great it is to be single and for the first time he really feels so free and it's like really daryl, really, you feel free right now, you're just going to dm my best friend three days after we break up even after we did that stupid, hiking, the catskills together I've been through a mile high, could daryl three miles, I granola for lunch and that's not even a You know what why don't you take him without going over and then just shove it up your ass brow. Thank you. Thank you. Everyone I feel like a blue smoke I shouldn't determination, fuel what it means to get after it. That's why they build their offers, keeping in mind those go. The extra mile whose mobile is pardoned with champions from across the nation to empower you

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the saying before the break Democrats got their asses handed to him last night. I believe we referred to it as scott, but even worse, for that is trademarked by the way. Even worse, for the Democrats was the demographic, down of the ass handers iowa has elected its first state wide woman. It's a republican, joanie Ernst west Virginia had its first female U s center, we had to openly gay candidates running out of republicans for congress. Tim Scott of south carolina is the first black senator elected from the south. Since reconstruction in utah meal love becomes the first african american woman republican to serve in the house an african american,

woman, Utah republican. Those those words are so odd together to try to everyone in your phone. It auto corrects that to africa it can watch you reba mcentire. It won't even do it if you try and type that in siri, just jump in without being prompted and says, I think you're. Looking for a hospital It sounds like you're illuminating and not only did republicans diversity. They had youth republican tom cotton defeating democratically mark prior will be the youngest senator at the age of thirty seven new york's elise stefanik fanny had thirty becoming the youngest woman ever elected the congress. The democratic parties leadership is going to look old in stale in comparison to wear the republic are oh, please, organs oh come on their, not all I got so. What would abandon? is back on those mummies all my guide, the right. If they want

with these new young republicans harry reads: gonna get a couple of sleeve tat and a vest the best from unique, close that listen. That is not enough up, that's harry and his band republicans, we're running in all ages and colors and democratic just could not keep up The lieutenant governor of illinois is a latina. She was running against a Democrat who just another white guy and by the way that was definitely her. Opponents mistake to make that his campaigns loan for more were joined by our senior demographer. Just

the way you're. Just because I believe this is only just got, you would agree lies there were moments gained at least seven synergies. They feel that some pretty diverse candidates, John republicans, didn't just take democrat seats. They saw their essence. The geo p whipped from a Brooks brothers cattle to a united colors of Benetton. Add if not there. I mean how would republicans peel of Democrats started the nine climate change or decided that life begins at impure thoughts? Now I can understand that we'll be angry ass. They would be can unless the louvre would maybe be her exactly but sorry democrats, because Utah just selected a young black congresswoman can arkansas passed a minimum wage increase. What the in bizarre world? Is this fraud? I mean pretty soon the Republicans gonna be walk in those msnbc nor goggles,

They are single white female in the Democrats. So what do they do? What do they do when when, when this happens, the democratic party has always been about the identity, identity. Politics really have the underrepresented. If republicans take that, what are the Democrats have left, they need dig deeper, get the minorities within the minorities. Can sexual all food shoppers woods lots ran, let's be implore, so you know what? Maybe politics isn't the Democrats thing anymore their greater social media raising money. So why not become a tech startup up and develop an app like air Dnc. It lets you say: What's he saying democrats, washington home has now begun since they lost their jobs, so that, though, boom as it is right in the marines, her the truth hurts Jessica and I'm glad that you delivered that and dropped. weird to be a mike from your hand way. Always let me say that maybe Democrats need more people like yourself to motivate the base to get the blood company,

oh yeah, I would do it, but I'm a republican now what a way to better support republican policy now. Well, no, but I do support me winning an oscar playing the first black woman president. In rhodes, ovary office. The mere love that's so this is a job it's over over. The republicans are the party of minorities into it, know it's like when there's like this, guy at your office like keeps asking you out, even though you know you have nothing in common, but they like and now you see him at an exclusive party at the moma and he's with some cute alt girl, with like pink hair and you're. Like you know what? Maybe data sky. You know what I mean and then you like, talk to me get on monday and you're like oh no. I was re the sky, sir. It's like that.

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as you may have heard. Tonight, is a bitter sweet moments at the daily show our beloved correspond jessica Williams, is leaving us to go. create her own new show on comedy central. Fortunately, we do have one final report from just on a group of donald trump supporters who may surprise you after an inn, I should democratic primary between the curb your enthusiasm guy and the mother of dragons voting is finally over and with hilary when, as their nominee, the democratic party has united without controversy, the jk yo, I'm with you, I won't vote for Hillary. I can't vote for her we're not just automatically going to vote for the demon, because you're saying the devil may be their demons and devils

can it get any worse. Think. There's one polls show one fifth of Bernie sanders supporters would actually vote for donald trump, oh yeah, thats worse, so I gathered a bunch of actual loyal Bernie sanders supporters together to see if this could possibly be true. Probably I will be looking at trump I have to go with tramp tramp. why he has diarrhea of the mouth but a lot of things that he says are things that a lot of people may think you mean, like races, thinks races thing. I would say tat he's a big and the racists how However, you have to continue. However, where you gonna go, it was about to go there it has been a scam artists, all her life, and I hoped every icons and undines her. I was aren't. You suspect that this wasn't about tribe at all. I hilary will bring us a warrior within ninety days of her inauguration. Ok eloquent,

it's just a stack of garbage she's, just she's a stack of garbage she's more. Like a leprechaun to me, you said she's a leprechaun. What does a leprechaun Ever don t you discuss me I'll get a hold up. They think you re is one big, but they want to vote for them on the money. I want more money. I wonder I don't even know why I'm getting tired of you go from a left wing progressive turning to a man who worships money only slightly less than he worships himself. We are missing something. Can you name one thing that donald trump and burning was having comment. Bernie and donald do not have a super pac. Actually, Donald trump does have super pac like for bernie and trump. Both don't have hair, wow, okay and anything else, good, both old. anything else. You want me, president. That's all tat time. Here they see that it's burning and hilary that have similar policies and views are totally opposite.

franklin and Bernie sanders views are totally opposite right. About Bernie sanders and donald trump views. ok, what are they totally opposite. The This is not a robot short circuiting. These are real people who are bowing to bolt. Ok, Show them just how opposite, birdie and trump are I'm going to play a fun game called who yelled at best donald trump or bernie, sanders? First one. Mexico sends its people they're bringing crime they're rapists and some, I assume, are good people goal of real healthcare reform must be high quality universal coverage in a cost effective way would end obamacare and replace it with something. Terrific

What gave it aware that our great level wording you'll, never learn what I am thinking the strong actually know. That's hitler. Sounds a little like trump? Doesn't it trick question I got you like a leprechaun open prison really really well. You know, why they are literally the opposite people, two donald trump. It's going away from Hillary Clinton. Ok, maybe an analogy wilhelm. Last weekend, I want this new restaurant. My friends wanted to his old restaurant and I got outvoted so instead of eating with them at this old restaurant, I went to an alley and I sat down and ate a pile of dog, but we certainly do not plan backfired. Do these people, I just love to do. I have to get to the bottom of this. Y'all would rather have a one hundred per cent tour, then maybe secret tour, but what if that maybe dookie turns out to just?

ok and a little less progressive, the murphy sisters. I guess we'll have the two on that. While I this just have to chew on that Maybe there isn't a way to convince these six bernie, the trunk voters to change their minds. Luckily, there one bernie supported who s his priorities in order are I was going to vote for Hillary Clinton in november. Yes, oh snap, so there's zero chance. You vote for Donald, oh god, please I'm going to do everything. I can to make sure that donald trump is defeated. Maybe Bernie supporters just listen to the guy that they're supporting Jay willie, oh jessica williams, everybody what an exciting and yet said moments same time. We tried we tried to put together

all, of your greatest moments, but the truth is no one shall can do them justice, you are the cruellest most or some person. This building is going to suffer a severe lack of J willingness without you. a lot of willie style and so to say goodbye to. We tried to put together just a tiny bit of what may, two as amazing as you're, so please enjoy hi guys saving stress volumes. Ok, ok, ok, see as racist waste. so you might want to sit down for this but beyond say, is blocked,

Why would we need attracted answer on this point? The fact that the market is that I am your children, their native american, due to death. Do I have something crazy and my look at me: I'm in citizens die, don't know technology what is going on I just want to live in a world where I can write a bringing real overboard. You want to kick out a church. That is very homophobic and put in young I'll gb to you be a perfect place for our young people to live. Why

jessica Williams or the jessica. I think I speak for everyone on the show, especially your fellow correspondents whoa, chill out african awards all the correspondents everybody the week la salle yeah I'll go first, because the white guy, just it, has been an honor working with you. When I came in, I was so impressed by how young and talented you were. It almost made me angry and now oh, as you leave I'm honored, to say that I am still pissed covered, so many important stories about black women and gay rights and pass those who think that their seamen and starbucks coffee before you go just there's one big reason. While here today,

you're all eyes your eyes, and I advise you guys. Anyone does it was so beautiful in you spoil. You should be ashamed of yourself, I'm getting jessica's office rather more europe with its having been no jessica we're. While we cannot say goodbye to europe, it is not good bidest. Farewell Be close by hopefully show is gonna, be amazing and you are always welcome jessica. Williams, everybody its view and also from the daily guess universe by surgery, the daily you, wherever you get your blog. What's the deal easier, we noted eleven Denzil, germany's federal and stream full episodes any during their lives. This has been a comedy central pod cast. Let's a trash since twenty sixteen

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