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LETTUCE WRAP SAMPLER PLATTER
PHILLY CHEESESTEAK LETTUCE WRAPS
INGREDIENTS:
Vegetable oil
Large onion, thinly sliced
Large bell peppers, thinly sliced
Dried oregano
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Skirt steak, thinly sliced
Shredded provolone
Lettuce cups
STEPS:
Saute onion and bell peppers
Season with oregano, salt, and pepper; cook until tender
Remove veggies; add oil to cook steak
Add steak to pan; season with salt and pepper
Cook until seared on one side; flip and cook other side
Add veggie mixture back into pan; toss to combine
Add provolone cheese, cover and heat until cheese is melted
VIETMANESE SPICY SHRIMP
INGREDIENTS:
Raw shrimp, cleaned and deveined
Lime juice
Sea salt
Pepper
Serrano pepper, chopped
STEPS:
Combine all ingredients, except the shrimp; stir to mix
Add shrimp; marinate for 30 min
Cook on flattop or in a sauté pan
BLT CHICKEN SALAD LETTUCE WRAPS
INGREDIENTS:
Rotisserie chicken, shredded
Bacon
Greek yogurt or vegan Mayo
Avocado
Celery, thinly sliced
Lemon
Apple cider vinegar
Salt
Pepper
Onion powder
Garlic powder
Cayenne
Green onion, thinly sliced
Red onion, chopped
Cherry tomatoes, sliced
Lettuce scoops
STEP:
Cook bacon until crispy and chop into “bacon bit” sized pieces.
Place shredded rotisserie chicken in a bowl and add Greek yogurt.
Add half of an avocado; mix so the avocado is mashed in and creamy.
Add celery, juice from 1/2 lemon, vinegar, salt, pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, cayenne and sliced green onion.
Mix to combine and add any seasonings to taste.
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This is an unofficial transcript meant for reference. Accuracy is not guaranteed.
That's what's called out. You guys be put
towns and stroller taken
alpha morning, sun with you when you meditate. I know I listen. Listen to me more than I listen to my wife, the. How long have you guys been married, seven years,
since we sense twelve.
Oh that's right! You guys knew each other and san diego yeah yeah, and your parents from a restaurant, san, diego yeah. You have to go you're ever down there. Yeah also really got yeah brand new something's burning everybody. Today's guests, Michael Bostik, lauren, bostik,
from dear media, but, more importantly, one of my favorite biogas and I love you guys do the skinny!
confidential. I am a fan. I listen, I'm on my own little weird wellness journey, but you guys kill it. Excuse me the give me the elevator pitch for for dear media. Well, we have I'd, say eighty shows at this point. I think I get new numbers every day.
we started very female focus now: broadening abet we'd, basically not only produce all the shows but take care of live events,
distribution of social channels, merchandise. We invest in product lines, commerce branding guys are a little bit next level.
In my opinion- and I say that the reason with more were doing this tonight as the one in the de Josh packs podcast and as one way
I was blown away by just your operation and then went in
then to scan you confidential and
the first episode I heard just Lauren talking about her day routine, and I listened to do with my daughter, Ila. We loved
about an hour to get through that one morning routine days, assuming that german haven't you're, you are
thinking of theirs. So many questions put. You are very thoughtful people. Thank you for a lot of fun
and to life into the way. One in your life, you ve
there's that landlord me pretty heavy on and in a moment of kind of
self discovery and you guys were perfect.
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as it is getting completely out of control like meaning like two hundred seventy five pounds.
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from the moment. We woke up until way
until late and then
eating whatever we want. Three corn dogs at the time, and I mean just real like I am. I say what I love to see. You guys get off the rails.
I ve, never seen me and my wife sat down three corn dogs with sharp, nay sitting
crisscross applesauce, in a field like we are
how can a loose like really why? Why would we will maybe relate more than some of the gas we ve had on? Our shows that we like to kind of tightening up? Then we like to go off the rails. To your point, I agree and we know what we're not boring people we want to sit around and you don't go to the german meditate audio when we liked apart it. Nobody goes duality. Nigeria, I meditated for forty five minutes. We do it my way unless you I'm going over now,
would not let it simply opened meditate.
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she's, like I kill and jason
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then take the shrimp atalanta, marinate paints yeah, my wife is low level.
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they re now she's doing great and we're on a bunch of my wife's on of a bunch of these great things,
feels amazing, looks measure all these.
anti aging all belong. Germany work is so fuckin fascinating.
But how do you guys? As as people who kind of war,
kind of like a channel markers for people. Looking for this, like you guys, are the person that they go to to get their way out to see. How do you sift through the
bullshit artists. Why, as I was
two pounds heavier after an baby
and then I was new safety imposed architecture. I posted that picture, lillian seal, I so I'm not like, naturally, slim
person. I have yeah every picture seen of new you're you're perfect.
I should like all the other aiming as a new state like that, and then
in order to reduce state like bats dot, dot, dot
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stephen trying to adopt this edit that out, keep it and keep it in I'll. Tell you what I said to my wife when we first started dating,
for this? I short. If you ever
Finally, let me say that I do there's an hour I hadn't done and that there be a. I was just
a fucking brow and we're,
hygiene runnion and I saw a guy
with an over way wife, and I just when she was what is it very affinity on it?
kara, do you have a baby? It's not easy, no shit to not cheat on them. I mean they took a lot out of me because I love for that.
If I had to work at it, Michael is never in his entire existence. Since we've been together since I've known him since he was twelve, we've been together that long ever said he has a craving ever
Never this man say I'm craving mists will ever
no, I mean I love. Goods are obviously of good food, but I media
fortunate in the sense that I'm not genetics or I'll fuck. My my dad is one of those guys that when he's cooking, you breakfast he's asking what we're doing for lunch and dinner before we've got the opposite of complete opposites. I dunno my mom's different, but no I don't I dunno.
I think like what michael
Naturally, I mean we try to have the tears the humans on to give us the information, but then we tried it. I guess corner
laid down so that you know every hiv that I just told me were felt like a responsibility to be like I call bullshit.
Yeah. If somebody comes on and they're just rattling off a bunch of stuff that are unreliable or just you know not applicable to the everyday person like, I think we zone out. If, if somebody comes on- and it's too perfectly, they tell me they're, never going to have a drink or they're never going to let loose in one diviner or they're, never going to have a cheat meal. I think you know we push back on that, but what we do with the people that come on as we try to pull the stuff that is
applicable and attainable like eighty percent of the time? You know if you can cut drinking by eighty percent? That was one of the things in the five keys to to happiness that you think you've chosen, maybe re just released yeah five keys,
happiness. Then you on this,
I am like I can't I'm unapologetic on this. I'm I'm a fan, but I like I like
challenging myself like hearing different
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One of those countries. People are willing to listen to different opinions service and everyone knows I poured in my dick off on an area of supporting my dick off.
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presently the book. I don't my reading. Here's the trick, you gotta get a candle, but you got it
the kindle with dark mode. Because here's the deal when you have the kindle you have options with all different kinds of book, so you can be laying and bad when you're spouses sleepy and open your kindle- and you can
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and it gives you a false sense of accomplishment, something sometimes like.
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go unlike her wonder what my day looks like compared to there's one of the things I love it.
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foreseen, when you wake up, go touch her ass,
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like what's the point of your teeth, if you're not going to take care of your town, so you're saying, if you don't brush your teeth, you don't need to scrub your tongue. I'm a big
that guy I would. Rather you scrape your tongue, the brush your teeth, that's how serious about saving your tongue,
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you're telling me so, but when I wake up
the first thing I do is: I got his room and I inspire myself.
Why not try law for inspiration? Everyone says
I kid you can't look at your phone.
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I have sometimes have a figure
It's in my head to head with people that
Don't really exist or
I think that way about me. You think a week and then all of a sudden, I'm like you're not fucking week I'll, show you I'm not weak, I'm going to get up them or workout. I'm going to fucking do a promo.
Will you silly things I saw and other dot fuck you, you think
you think you can talk and they never so that they never
well, if you think you talk to me like that, you don't. You know why. I do not know what I can do you, don't they
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enemies that they can compete against? What time? Do you wake up in the morning? Six thirty!
So I wonder why for, however, to thirty six thirty, seven
the earth being hung over with toddlers in house ginger visa there's, there's not a worse held, it exists and waking up hung over with kids
that don't give a shit. If you hung over women.
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Just a day later, because fucking ilo is a goddamn lunatic and if you didn't have a belt on her, she would be gone and you'd wake up. You ever woken up in your house, I'm like where the fuck is my kid terribly.
how can you do about belt thing like? Why did it up until the last time we were in aspen, K and ILO got out, I was
and I got to get out of the belt and I was soon olaf to walk like too.
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