That's what's called out. You guys be put towns and stroller taken alpha morning, sun with you when you meditate. I know I listen. Listen to me more than I listen to my wife, the. How long have you guys been married, seven years, since we sense twelve. Oh that's right! You guys knew each other and san diego yeah yeah, and your parents from a restaurant, san, diego yeah. You have to go you're ever down there. Yeah also really got yeah brand new something's burning everybody. Today's guests, Michael Bostik, lauren, bostik, from dear media, but, more importantly, one of my favorite biogas and I love you guys do the skinny!

confidential. I am a fan. I listen, I'm on my own little weird wellness journey, but you guys kill it. Excuse me the give me the elevator pitch for for dear media. Well, we have I'd, say eighty shows at this point. I think I get new numbers every day. we started very female focus now: broadening abet we'd, basically not only produce all the shows but take care of live events, distribution of social channels, merchandise. We invest in product lines, commerce branding guys are a little bit next level. In my opinion- and I say that the reason with more were doing this tonight as the one in the de Josh packs podcast and as one way I was blown away by just your operation and then went in then to scan you confidential and the first episode I heard just Lauren talking about her day routine, and I listened to do with my daughter, Ila. We loved

about an hour to get through that one morning routine days, assuming that german haven't you're, you are thinking of theirs. So many questions put. You are very thoughtful people. Thank you for a lot of fun and to life into the way. One in your life, you ve there's that landlord me pretty heavy on and in a moment of kind of self discovery and you guys were perfect. Why inspired the self discover the discovery period very but you're going through oh as it is getting completely out of control like meaning like two hundred seventy five pounds. I'd. Do we were partying from the moment. We woke up until way until late and then eating whatever we want. Three corn dogs at the time, and I mean just real like I am. I say what I love to see. You guys get off the rails.

I ve, never seen me and my wife sat down three corn dogs with sharp, nay sitting crisscross applesauce, in a field like we are how can a loose like really why? Why would we will maybe relate more than some of the gas we ve had on? Our shows that we like to kind of tightening up? Then we like to go off the rails. To your point, I agree and we know what we're not boring people we want to sit around and you don't go to the german meditate audio when we liked apart it. Nobody goes duality. Nigeria, I meditated for forty five minutes. We do it my way unless you I'm going over now, would not let it simply opened meditate. Kiddo right now. That's why I'm in a sugar use amid a recipe on, I think, either on your blog or through your webs or through podcast. They were a lettuce cup. The multi. I love it. So what we're doing is redundant due smattering. I've got This is my inspiration,

a vietnamese shrimp, let us cup, which I think can be phenomenal. I had a the chief to let cup, because there's nothing better Then a little bit of gluttony within parameters of your fucking boundaries and then You ve got your classic be guilty. Let us cup for you, start by making my own kido man s yeah my second rail of the year, we he doesn't get home cooking the old continent now, but what's sitting about your home and if I said the silly, unless it is stated this morning it really is another moved austin? for recovery, is basically said to make sure that you are utilizing your time there too, wine down, do the kids red lips tape. Everything you really have like studying. That's that's amazing. That's exactly it's a sanctuary! I'm going to tell you hide out. I'm gonna tell you a secret, I listen to podcasts and my boss. When I, when we drive at night I get high like sit, an you guys

for whatever reason. In my I listen to history podcast and then you guys and they just they just play. There's there's two people in my life that I've been shocked by that listen to our podcast. You are one year say: rogan and I'll eat my flip flop and sugar ray is the graph cigarette letter. That would be your mark and Ethan Hawke f Y, all yeah. He does look like the guys and told him I loved his music, No! You didn't, I swear to him and he was with richard linklater big austin dude, you a parody on that you have to recreate. I was like bro, music and poor Ethan Hawke was like. Thank you very now. There's part of me that wonders that Ethan Hawke had a side project band that he was like fucking this guy's a fan he's an author as well ethan hawke going on in changing my during this up, They kill me, you don't mean so this very question: what you do is you take an egg little lemon down an egg.

Put it in their together love, you half a teaspoon assault. Had teaspoon of half it I got more saw personally, but when a little bit assaulted and then have a teaspoon of mustard. which we, I'm all. Are you actually making kid? I mean these everything. What I think is that no, I am eating cuba that I'm really so we were talking about this in the stairwell memo. All or nothing did that's my problem, that's gonna how we are to work. We're either are already, I think so I think citing patients have really all or nothing at all are not given. I mean when we're like sitting at arson and being well. That's what we're doing began where do national we're getting after, like you don't know it getting Ashura looks like means after my knowledge,

He has not reared have makes me feel you know, I've never done it asked. How do you know what I'm already laptop as it is, and I feel I was followed by human may. I call you would be by media annoying the pirate bay, nearly everyone that does not like you would have a network, oh yeah you'd get podcast for this. It sells themselves. No, I would go. I would go deep, I feel like. I would go deep in that direction. I wouldn't I wouldn't have a regulator there. I don't think so. I just scared me off This is looking. I can do this alone. Should import just This is our continent will pay while you're, really like that's really healthy, avocado oil will is the use radio. No man is well. You know You can't use regular manner when you're kido, it's gotta, be because oil, I think so, would the sinners. So you just gotta emulsifier,

in germany put in the fridge about. I will do this one last, like he'd out. What's that is I couldn't figure What rules where's cato just needs no sugar. Nobody knows so I'm actually a little more corner more than anything, I. I convey our walls, I needed a clans, I'm you heard of it. I prolonged the pro bowl and a lot like twelve pounds, and then I said to myself I didn't know. What to the cardiologists I'm lost, I really was lost and he just like little you seem to be all right now, and I said I ve been on the clothes I mean can tells, and you start to cite stank- tells us what what is it tells us is everything is addressed me cedars and do not want to studies on it. He's coming I'm in comparative her liver,

don't don't do astonishment brain tumors, its reversing the size of tumors brains, rumours, sugars, on fucking killer his I stay away his across me the way wailing, your lifestyle, the long the thing tat is the better. Are you hungry? I have zero hungry, more energy billy, I'm through You probably feel so much better you weren't in asia and israel. doing it with you. What here's the deal Certainly, I am also aware of what is required is a deal bow. One of the things you guys talk about is greatly to stay in shape. As have accountability portal, a candle, the body. I have the kind of billy boy, she's, like I kill and jason

I can have dessert and a drink and red wine, but I eat a lot of meat. That's been given the fuck, you want me, she's, editing it so she's like she's, like I'm jason. So It's just a lot of protein I will put in the fridge. excuse scenario, water. That's mayo. level watery mayo With this in the fridge, I think I have egg all over the fucking counter and The worst case scenario we have premade now. then take the shrimp atalanta, marinate paints yeah, my wife is low level. Amazing right now. I'm a that sounds creepy, but she looked they re now she's doing great and we're on a bunch of my wife's on of a bunch of these great things, feels amazing, looks measure all these.

anti aging all belong. Germany work is so fuckin fascinating. But how do you guys? As as people who kind of war, kind of like a channel markers for people. Looking for this, like you guys, are the person that they go to to get their way out to see. How do you sift through the bullshit artists. Why, as I was two pounds heavier after an baby and then I was new safety imposed architecture. I posted that picture, lillian seal, I so I'm not like, naturally, slim person. I have yeah every picture seen of new you're you're perfect. I should like all the other aiming as a new state like that, and then in order to reduce state like bats dot, dot, dot

I didn't say anything. I say this is the other say no. I said earlier that she said what would you do if I just change your progress without to change anything I said without trying to change the world, I would maybe have an issue about if you just kind of like stayed. My things observed doing stephen trying to adopt this edit that out, keep it and keep it in I'll. Tell you what I said to my wife when we first started dating, for this? I short. If you ever Finally, let me say that I do there's an hour I hadn't done and that there be a. I was just a fucking brow and we're, hygiene runnion and I saw a guy with an over way wife, and I just when she was what is it very affinity on it? kara, do you have a baby? It's not easy, no shit to not cheat on them. I mean they took a lot out of me because I love for that.

If I had to work at it, Michael is never in his entire existence. Since we've been together since I've known him since he was twelve, we've been together that long ever said he has a craving ever Never this man say I'm craving mists will ever no, I mean I love. Goods are obviously of good food, but I media fortunate in the sense that I'm not genetics or I'll fuck. My my dad is one of those guys that when he's cooking, you breakfast he's asking what we're doing for lunch and dinner before we've got the opposite of complete opposites. I dunno my mom's different, but no I don't I dunno. I think like what michael Naturally, I mean we try to have the tears the humans on to give us the information, but then we tried it. I guess corner laid down so that you know every hiv that I just told me were felt like a responsibility to be like I call bullshit.

Yeah. If somebody comes on and they're just rattling off a bunch of stuff that are unreliable or just you know not applicable to the everyday person like, I think we zone out. If, if somebody comes on- and it's too perfectly, they tell me they're, never going to have a drink or they're never going to let loose in one diviner or they're, never going to have a cheat meal. I think you know we push back on that, but what we do with the people that come on as we try to pull the stuff that is applicable and attainable like eighty percent of the time? You know if you can cut drinking by eighty percent? That was one of the things in the five keys to to happiness that you think you've chosen, maybe re just released yeah five keys, happiness. Then you on this, I am like I can't I'm unapologetic on this. I'm I'm a fan, but I like I like challenging myself like hearing different the problem with this country, will well were easy with us. One of those countries. People are willing to listen to different opinions service and everyone knows I poured in my dick off on an area of supporting my dick off.

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fucking book, I end up by injecting gleason too, because those are my hero selling. Everyone knows. I'm, a man of access and love access. I love impulse those my problems by also and this was alive. A healthy fund fulfilled life, one achieve things I am politically. I like aspirational like, and so I like, seeing all the things and that's why report as it presents other ways of living like you're fucking nightly routine, the both united glove reading, love reading. My wife was reading adult a fan of it. However, presently the book. I don't my reading. Here's the trick, you gotta get a candle, but you got it the kindle with dark mode. Because here's the deal when you have the kindle you have options with all different kinds of book, so you can be laying and bad when you're spouses sleepy and open your kindle- and you can which around what you feel like ring where he will get fucked you can't take him.

Look out in the middle of the night and turned the light on? Usually at least I can so. I feel, like that can only be easier to recycle you, the island. I thought you read those kindles the end. Mozart, if I didn't realize if I said this out loud to you, When you fell asleep reading it didn't wake you back up. That is true of real fear. I will I can't I tell you what I think are humans. Have you say: ok, don't start in life and what do the kindle in the darkness is probably not perfectly would probably say. No light is gives you here in parliament today should one of the keys long germany's notches morning fun, but while you're getting your moonshine crazy, but I guess it works is pissing in your pants. you know, I'm I'm a fan of but whole sunning I read your real yeah. I've ordered this thing use

I do a whole para cuba, as a prisoner to serve as your banner. I just said I just did what was on it. It's so good for you, because if you think about it, your bottle never gets any sun on it. So it's really good for that area to be this is facts not making this stuff at all all ended the morning. Somebody just sent me if I could send my asshole every morning and you would bought me I would, but you won't, let me or the neighbors if they have, when you're out there with our three year old, with your ass on their own, seems a grand integration immediately. Jeremy brands are like yeah the center, but hope it with. If you give her a lollipop at the end and all the pops like yo, no what's going on. I like this is where my brain works and we are both the adding the arm wives were very similar me, my wife, and you too is immediately making this four are slow cook it a making stronger brown, the lettuce cups? I've said this about leaving

a lot of guests on the podcast saying this. The other day there's like three percent of them, but I would hang out with socially doesn't make sense, meaning like they're all great nice people, but a lot of these people there, like so extreme in the well known or so extreme, in the fitness or so, and you know it- they don't have any fun or like another so into the business a week. But I wanna have fundamental right. You don't we We can't all humans are funded, yeah, no, you gotta get them to cut loose, but, like I'll tell you the things I I can't really wrap my head around when they say when human who eat into bears and one of my house was his ike. Could you just have one drink a week and I said now cause. Why would I like why We just not drink like that. Like a tentative in its original issues. That's that's a mean. This respectfully and I always have everything I say in life- is meant as a joke when I'm bus balls one on human jason am unfair. I listen everything I try to get as much as I can.

the thing is, I need you to fucking talk to me sometimes and go like just like like don't? Don't it all all, because because, if didn't fuck One drink not me, but but why exactly better ways of drinking to waste time because randomly salaries is doubly ways, calories, wife. What you're? Why put that through your liver at all the eight new fucking. I would rather entering this. I am thinly, citing this cancer that does I'd like chewing stake kay and this is skirts. Take man, I don't know who makes his knife but have you recognize this night? You sponsor this podcast, I'm fucking all in. All the way over in asia. So that's what school about you guys like you do go like people towns in a stroller taken,

I'm from the morning sun with you when you meditate. I know I listen more than my husband. Listen to me more than I listen to my wife. Maybe I should the more I realized actually listening to me. You know, listen to me like that. Let's focus on the show like he actually listens to what I say this is so weird to have someone actually listen well hold on. I did get a one page on both you guys, that's why, when I said, I only know your parents, your dad as a restaurant cause, he cause a tear, that, can I tell you the red would have given priority a guy can like you did Our yesterday has written this I cast in the written a book and non this by all union says he spent four maui to the big island. that fucking gangster swear. Anti dust We know Peter a two year period. She went on rowan's podcast back in the day

and Rome, as I saw you along this summer? In the same way, rooms I'm in all those ultra marathon is on routine the same fucking shit but swam in the middle of the night. That's why like a bus balls all day, without some geoghegan an overnight. He didn't go to bed. He got in. shipping tell because the shift don't go through the middle of the night and he said, from maui to honolulu twenty five miles in the middle of fucking night. What here about following recent events? I'm sure That is my favorite course. I know. No one saw him do it. He just said he did it like. He knows ever seen him do it. He said he did it. He said it is no I'm joking, I'm joking there, a boat that they've documented that way, so it wasn't a shark or something yeah. Oh yeah, Peter, It's a fucking gangster, peons, Alison, anything that man says he king walks to walk demagoguery walked. Want campaigns lost the walk,

those goods, do it blame nor document gimme, your top five fitness people, finnish long Jimmy people did you fucking go. You say it. I knew it. I didn't even know I think I might have made- and I am sure David w momentum now, no have you met Aubrey yeah yeah. I guess david organs, I've never mind the agro does work and he's an early it is morally these problems in our level of noise. Who is like David bargains? No one! No, I don't know I was so guided. Istanbul, bulgarians really Why not expert I'll be damned missouri, thereby because I told him inverse rate the wise mia

I was this teacher in first grade school. He lived like right around the across the lake from us. Think a lot of people think that book like when we read about this guy's. We had him on the show. After we read the book yeah, we went out to vegas to his kind of like ignite pad out there, and I am using a win. I know you do now but I'll be wise in it in part, guises, we'd money to have or not. It is not familiar. We that makes me ethan lazy and the problem I rather drink alcohol. I have a weird reaction. I called work gives me energy. I get energy throughout our I just really who s another reason. I would you rather have, because whenever I drink, I can stay up all night. I'm shot That is a number of times, I'm shocked at how many people want to go to bed like. I want stay up all night that we want the party to end it and that's the way it depends who you're partying with no. But when I drink alcohol same thing, I've never been able to drink alcohol. Like a simple night, I I find it strange. People go and pass out

because I'm not drinking I'm just being. At the end of the night, I'll take a hit of pan divided. Spending on my legs and really into smoking a cigar right now which I'm obsessed with, because I will not involve a harder penis. Then, after smoking, a cigar bears some about you, don't want to know about it, large everything. I should do that. So when you smoke a cigar, does something dear testosterone and it feel- So do I think he just got some blood flowing. I don't know what it does. It is like it is like a dildo. Well, this I know about Hubert. I know you are a big cigar guy. I am just starting my cigar journal's, I'm I'm still a novice, but I

I like it a lot, and I already has to get like the accessories. Here's the thing. If I'm, if I'm limiting the alcohol I needed to have something to do, I can't just sit there and a table with nothing, and so I feel like a cigar. I could sit there for, like forty five or in its own view, is that you are you smoking? A cigar is now like, because there's only one ingredients are those can be a bad. Can they not introduce more aggressively I think cigars are that bad, no they're, not that bad. They get a bad rap because of the cigarettes they get like they get a bad rap. It's like smoking, it's a it's like anal! sex had about rapid, eighties gazeta, but eighties still aids, but you it still do it. Do you it certainly not just about no applause regular for fucking great job Ah, I clearly. I have one sided this partner, that's very hot and the other site. It's not the I'm a big cigar, fanned I'm!

treat guy like that I've ever did your progress. I wouldn't unwanted. Just talk about treats why desserts no treats teacher, we were a sovereign right of self help. Look I'm not joking! I know this sounds like you. Do an I want to book. Based on how I succeeded because listen, Anyone can succeed if you follow for tears, advice. Yeah, that's obvious! That's gonna happen! It's it's! No brainer same with David begins. I would buy yourself how looking one second, I know my first after what you resolve the nickname, give yourself a nickname. Yeah give us open, alter ego, give yourself someone they can go when you achieve you go volcanoes, give something where people can yell it to you, and you hear and it gives you a false sense of accomplishment, something sometimes like. today, as I was like go unlike her wonder what my day looks like compared to there's one of the things I love it. When I wake up and we see the temperature,

foreseen, when you wake up, go touch her ass, It's pretty quick make sure I gauge the temperature. If I'm in trouble yesterday we got on the plane and she was a little dicey. She was a little angry with me and so that I I tap over. I I to see if how angry she still is. The first thing I do when I wake up is I try. I know I try to meditate. I try. It depends, though, and then you scrape your tongue, scrape your tongue, every single one of your listeners that is breathing. You have the thames briefer than you do it before you drink water, because, as you don't want to follow all the bacteria that stuff on your mouth all right. if you have your dashing onto our body, just posted like with his tongue out, and all these girls came, enabling all its message me inside your friend needs to scrape it sounded he's a good looking do, but they were not having used. You can have a white tugging at am. I think like what's the point of your teeth, if you're not going to take care of your town, so you're saying, if you don't brush your teeth, you don't need to scrub your tongue. I'm a big

that guy I would. Rather you scrape your tongue, the brush your teeth, that's how serious about saving your tongue, used to be a big tom? Scraper, hey, you know the copper, none at all I hope when you your nest, I gotta get when you guys post. Stop you like is illegal post, follow other things. the following things. I think it's fun like you go. This is this in the face fucking roller. I use I buy you wanna ryan You are the title of worth. Taking the boers and listen. I don't know I wouldn't know you're ready. I inflammation. Let's keep it fell. Evaluations are motherfucker YA. There is one thing: alcohol is not so help work, you're telling me so, but when I wake up the first thing I do is: I got his room and I inspire myself. Why not try law for inspiration? Everyone says I kid you can't look at your phone.

Conversing, with what you're looking for inspiration, I don't know that that is kind of a meditation in itself cause you're. Looking for the good or look for the good and then I look for and then I have sometimes have a figure It's in my head to head with people that Don't really exist or I think that way about me. You think a week and then all of a sudden, I'm like you're not fucking week I'll, show you I'm not weak, I'm going to get up them or workout. I'm going to fucking do a promo. Will you silly things I saw and other dot fuck you, you think you think you can talk and they never so that they never well, if you think you talk to me like that, you don't. You know why. I do not know what I can do you, don't they Must you? Seventy I'll show you visitors meditating by the way, what you're jet? Why you left is a version of meditating. This isn't manifestation vessels with a guy that brazil you do that as many as eight hundred David. You know the guy who's interested disorder, blue collar chooser enemies, wisely ivan ready when it's all about, like its existence, abolish the higher shivers, find you

enemies that they can compete against? What time? Do you wake up in the morning? Six thirty! So I wonder why for, however, to thirty six thirty, seven the earth being hung over with toddlers in house ginger visa there's, there's not a worse held, it exists and waking up hung over with kids that don't give a shit. If you hung over women. Those days so fucking did. So. What are you really do? Is I would put get to belts k and I put a belt around me and a beltran murmured pass out for him harbour central Just a day later, because fucking ilo is a goddamn lunatic and if you didn't have a belt on her, she would be gone and you'd wake up. You ever woken up in your house, I'm like where the fuck is my kid terribly. how can you do about belt thing like? Why did it up until the last time we were in aspen, K and ILO got out, I was

and I got to get out of the belt and I was soon olaf to walk like too. lemme, have beyond remember ages, but yeah. Probably too, and I was I thought you were coming and wasn't my house- I know where she was hide life it just an urban, be just kitchen, The draft. Can she's a big scavenger back the eyebrow put a belt on me and then I take a belt loop through that and put a belt on them tired. and then we watch tv like this pass out you wanna get up what they know that they gotta figure out a way out of the bellman I'll. Show you the way out nos five and I always about idea. Could you just put it see me in front of you? You got its arrest me, your lover, we didn't have ipads back then we heard lake.

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europe is anything that you enjoy any aid alone up. We, we do know very I it's very much like this, barbara. I think it's idyllic, we didn't anything different sort of above all eyes. It's a little slow is we guys who you were when you become who you are like meaning- point that you have a realization or awakening we're. Like I wanna fuckin honest, supersize, my life are one thing: things are what like we ve, Stoners and lazy- and bored and not not getting shit dawn in life? All the guys always been pretty much this definitely drink I'll. I love It's a lot of our moms school. I feel like we were drinking like in college, like in, like the way people drink in college. We were drinking like that when we were fifteen the first I mean that's wrong. Well, well, I had a vague idea before had a real idea.

real weeks ago. The liquor store raises the almighty light. We know that was the reason I'm like always ring natural light or naturalised, and captain morgan, de I should like the ice is a welcome move down very well. That's all we can afford in my eyes, are always entrepreneurial. Always looking at my wife, I think the future, like always underpinned, I was really got in school, but I was always use hormones and we know that you will not get alone is not enough, however, to the desert. You nurse you there's not going in, for The harvard in the desert laugh at our for really did Did you guys? When did you fall in love We fell in love when we were twelve, we caught in the closet by my father, when we were thirteen million naked. We want all my dad won't, then I'll, whereby no no, she we were there and I was trying to do

and he was begging for a blow job. We were twelve years old, and the dad posing the driveway. His suv and I hear him It was the oh shit, so I went and hid in her closet. You know she's like for wine at this time and I'm on horror movies. When the person you are always there to five seven and he's literally the first time my sorcery is fully developed. I thought she was the substitute teacher and then I was like a kid, but you know: we've been to the movies when he tees looking out a little switch in the in the closet. I was in there and I hear and judge charging the stairs. and then she gets in the closet with me, which was a huge mistake in her five year old sisters. Looking under the bed- and the first thing I see is grown man rip the closet, open grabbed me by the what's your ethnicity italian know. I don't even know

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I go. I want those in the taco I want to see if those are as good as I remember them, do you ever feel like a do, you ever feel like a responsibility I feel like this. Sometimes to be so, honest with your marriage had a semi destruct. Like give an example of what you mean, I can't be. I can't I I I'm afraid to lie about things in our marriage from freedom. Come out, look like our lying, so I tell everyone we're landowner both on testosterone, worm, she's on pedestrian. Like I m, so open and honest with my marriage that sometimes. It's like. I remember the first time I did it we were talking about. I was on stage and I was talking about her giving birth. and I was like you know they shit when they give birth another she shipment net, like mean: did you watch the baby come out? Oh yeah, see I wouldn't let him watch me stand by our shoulder, which was a real preference. I was like. Oh, you missed a fucking fireworks. Well, I'm any given, and they year these around me, you tear, I got sick stitches.

did. The number has been such landed. You know. I've only got. The idea is that slots, armies and the husbands to speeding up is done about that to reward y. All up. It's not that I call up a husband who knows: here's a register on on how this off they get and does it matter to you like right, Latvia is it. This is what some us enemy. Really incredible, not cause he's a fucking caught some Read it was saying how fat I was, and it got back to me this gun, amazing ones, names he's if you're not fat is red, it says sounds like kong. He was like all of a sudden you're going to die. You're like he just was, he was he would be in front about it, but it meant mean to me it bothered me I call on other friend most like I'm, not that fuckin fattening goes well. If it didn't bother. You ever bother you than something must be accurate. Her. these, I so addressing this accurate. and then it won't bother. You

let the register of it, something that bothers you, the maybe there's something real about it and I went out and then I just had to say I have to do as they have done, What made my words have, meaning. to stand behind the words. I'd stay my actions I can't misrepresent myself and I was misrepresenting myself, so I telling people I'm in good shape. I fucking love it, but I looked like I was dying. I was like two hundred seventy five pounds. Red is foc bloated. His flock besides sleep, I sound like a cow by demanding gonna. Take it to that. Tell but tell me about. You gotta get mouth it tell me about. You have to have wealth it. You have to take your own shut it such a beauty. Has it will make your draw line? Be so start you realize how much work as one of the stolen no, not a lot of work to be shocked, just tape it shot, because then you to have your mouth, no it is drawing on the fucking sick. You children. I've got it all my nervous about melting. It's not just now, David to also air schools,

if they're scoped yeah. What's yours called the fuck? They they put a little the being right there and they like melts the fat right. The big thing about the shit but didn't brigitte nielsen get that done and they fucked up sport and that was brigitte, not birgit, nilsson. It was what's her name. I for I forgot No, but the thing is: make not only takes proper tongue posture with links to get bad we're tat loves, you may see the posture. What have you to do something about these night near your your mouth? Is open all night long, because your snoring european close it shut? It supports your job line and I encourage you to breathe out your nose, which will wake up with ten, even go to people that I never liked it to people. Their mouth. Breeders should consider the people that are knows me. There's no major Coronel breeder moved me stupid, I'm a melting! If you take your mouth shut for one night, you would notice your energy levels sky.

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you can try taping your mouth shut for three nights. You will have more energy. it's fucking good. I like to talk in my sleep as I am. I just can be mumbling type of shot, just I have he's a break up. Good bye. Was the one I've had you guys kind of like disagree on all the time we were like, I he's telling him hundred per cent. Hundred what it wanted. What am I saying you have borne the more you wait for me. There is that, if a low above your kid you're, looking at the moment, what you're looking at the news and so but doesn't want you guys when you get into that phone, acting everyone. Let's go does of Jan Since our groundwater new buys you love, love houses, five, it first, the other peppers good, a little water down this game

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I've spent. It was so pontius she's like a legit redneck. So, like but women do not have worked until she was like twenty are you guys is laughing all day long, no you'd shot how much fucking, alias monsieur le drop in their laughs, and they just fucking can appreciate alright watches easy pc you ready, We have already taken up. Go and new cutting more and the heaviest cunningham world this crisis by the way. What despiser give me a fucking forty contact becoming more? Why am I do steroids top up some day Take a look at this big is better make anything for our not actually guys worked out. No, I went to blunt and I went to breakfast and I saw and norton How crazy is that and he is different than arnold. Why isn't it

I lay on those in oils and enact urban arnold movie star, like he gives you everything you want from him. no look at these get down? You know the biology, and Norton was like he's as an actor like with a sigh and is, I think you just fell a moment what he does and he does it. Where is like Have you recognize me? hey the sailors, even in their board you'll get everything. He wanted out of your moment. Would burden will be like that was created you to shut up and do shot with us his daughter was there. I think crime. I? I definitely men of the past. You know I just know it means a lot to me. It meant a lot to me. Growing up and it still does when they meet like a celebrity and their generous with their time. And so I understand that urged and the responsibility, amazon, ed, Norton, doing wrong to say that like

he brought on a minimum reckless lay. I feel it was evening you guys get legal, a ton of energy from the crowd right, maybe like an actor, you don't get the wheel I think he I these when you signed up for these out of your actor I can also, I know slavery, but, like that's not my thick, like I just want to fuck and do the work of the work speak for itself house. People enjoy the work, I'm a fucking, amazing actor. It was an onslaught, but arnold just also how to hear the responsibility and they had different once psyche know. Sometimes those once confuse yourself link. nirvana? Were Shameless self remoter supply not know that that was a thing like how We just talk to a bamboo about it. When I get people will know about the shit you're doing right, then why do it right? there's a lot of brilliant comedians out there that

the best promoters, and unless they can tell themselves to someone who can promote, you may not hear about them? europe open an ongoing there. I do know David. Tell us now go in the world, not the best promoter. Not his fault is true. It of a comedian. and to be honest with you, I think any of us want to see David. Tell spend time away from writing. Jokes. To tell you about his new. Our well tell you his new hours, fucking a sane and I'll, tell you, because my promoting bessie, some another not to they. Gotta make art. it's fucking, amazing and I'll, say it here and I'll settle it ram he's dead fuckin, brilliant david. Tell us a goddamn genius is ever tv. A t v show to insomnia, area whose as a comedian, but he's the best, in my opinion, he's a when I think I created my fully loaded festival. Just like and work with him minutes, crazy That is a crazy thing to say, but it's kind of accurate he's

that fucking good one. My favorite memories ever is watching my daughter, georgia watch David tell on fathers. I heard your girls are really funny. You're fucking, weird shit And it was really cool to introduce them to comedy cause. I didn't get caught, they knew I did it, but they didn't. stand is cool. You know when your kids are realising they're getting old and dad. How can we look so pocket amazing? Well, Do you remember no soap, So here we re home bt. Let us rap sang put some tomato on here so is this: are you eat on a day to day basis, laelia? Well,

This is the blt and by the way I want light on the mail, because the amount I made was just a touch put it I'm going to taste it first until you guys, if you should even bite it. Ok, because I'm a little suspect. I wish you'd need more men of whatever kind like so why I love mayo he'll even enough, I homo were natalia it was a pretty strong yeah cause. I started to count the row too well around the yeah, I guess we'll come up. favor. What do you think my favorite was? Well, that's good, distinguished bottom prettier level unreal

I believe that every effort is my own drought and wondered what final judgment on actual the sugar we button good and when they think calories another. no is that what you're crazy you can get rotisserie chicken for ten dollars or even by a raw chicken yourself for ten dollars. Not crazy will do the same price cell watchwords better. But what history is? Why would you go to the area where everybody I would rather get the right I'll, tell you why? What because, though, Wrote though rotisserie is in the plastic, and it's hot travelled all the microphone, Tax are melting into the rotisserie. So In order to outside. I got good job on the plane. I just wanna happens in one now. so she watches or ipod and playing a full volume. No one other than I

the hope appeared at the holes like trying to trying to ignore all I'm using the hazards, because I feel like it's too much about familiar with your mouth. I don't know. No second sports, like girl magnetic radiation, may know, there's no. There was frequently sweet. Let's get a viral club the sea? But something is something I want to do so, We're not you need to go somewhere about some above lumping firing on your ass. For how long I five minutes, you'll, get a media energy as a team who was the son of almost all the balls backs and they don't get in the way. Oh well, that's where religious tapers might arise, and I thought I bring him outside. I just got here.

The soldier ass, one of the world are fucking, love em into that my daughter. She something but he's not finding it decided in data. Take it but ass it in the name of this, so some is burning sudden your bubble, sunning had five minutes. The climate is my message: you could do to two minutes, two minutes to stir to man. I just do it as long as it takes for me to come, sucking my own dec, I love you guys are fun another find your podcast is awesome. Thank your network is impressive. A really is everyone's. You over dear media check out Josh. and bore no job and then his? Why the girl had. No job is pretty fuckin also gap, but the whole network is impressive. It's it's it's! It really is an amazing what you guys are doing entertains in industry, and I and I keep going doing so on them There's always gives our answer to realize. I can't wait to see assigning about war.

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