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Let's see you guys are two of my favorite millionaires like you guys, you guys enjoy unabashedly enjoy money and you- and you have fun U you look at your lives and I get jealous. I wish I could be more like you guys. But I know where you both came from yeah. So that's what exit, so enjoyable threaten today, virginia of course, another surprising. Yeah. Well, I have a picture of you, my phone, if you play basketball, so yeah I would like to speak. Who are, they saw me in high school under your high school. We all know we need not worry. What made me back in the day we're talking all that would be a whitney. You ever wonder What would be like today whitney in high school.

Well, I've only met with you during the pandemic and when she was in the midst of like a breakdown, so she had many colors of hair and she was like wandering around her estate and we will just go in every day and take her from the backyard and give her a bath, and he was already like not yeah. I would like to commend me of the local police would go, get her she'd be petting a horse and we'd say: let's go on in in china fuck it yeah. So I mean it's just it's it's good to see it. She looks great now to spend that in spades- and this is what I do know. Rumors were going around that you're losing your mind over that years.

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Is that clause the cox on their phone they want to bang were the only two gay men in here I mean he's such a competent. I would've been. If I knew it was cool. I was younger but yeah. It's it's unpacked, okay, also, making for four years ago is wrong. We never get to the dockers something coming out of the dark ages, Yes, I like your old school with the like, I think now kids are little more fluid. I think one kid you now they're, not sexuality or gender they're. Just there just like a problem. The logistical action of mental illnesses and diseases and diagnose. So what they have is just at any given time. You know they have all kinds of things

What are we celebrate? What he's got a nice? You know this is gonna, be a big thing. He's got many georgia vein, we know of children to them. I will, while the worrying me I'll do it caviar tasting wow, that's we're doing, but first I need the chips right, never had caviar. I'm sorry I title know you ve: never really, never, never, never! Never adults. Do we have the good. Do we the good? I got a lot of joint work. I did as I gotta I gotta say, I'm going to do a flight. We're going to do. This is why I did it. This is one of my favorite things about you: is what I hear a lot about. You go there, at the over the beverly hills I don't generally follow the club around then I go and you really are enjoying life. The way you enjoy it. If I got to enjoy life is enjoying but lloyd. That's try and lives like he runs a mexican cartel. Yes, he is

it looks like he has. It also show in like a cartoon villain? Yes, well, you know. As we gain shone ass. You never know when you're waken up again, really just gotta enjoy that's what I'm doing right now. What do I know is I'm gonna make fresh potato. I love this was that's what you have done. on the best from an air fry, some potatoes, I love. Pessimism to make some plight and taught me and try to each of the caviar see with what we like them, ass best seed. That is, in fact the most expensive ones and I told them notes, but no prices. The. thanks. It was interesting that you have to use like a a bow or a whale tooth bone, yes or something. What did you study to see? What a pocket and everything is kind of amazing? The way they packed the caviar Where will you in the caviar, when you were just selling, I might last got need to carry on as before, and we didn't have. a lot of money in my house by. Why are you laughing it's not a bit, my mother,

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I love this. What do you have a mandolin here, yeah a little mandolin action to make some potato chips? Will air fry them spread them out with it's a good one, so this is great. Caviar is actually really cool and it's one of those. It's meant to be eaten as an appetizer and they'll eat it with champagne and caviar, as it's own thing as it's own thing, not part of the meal but caviar. If you're going to eat, it would be served in the beginning of a meal, absolutely yeah and then and then and then I might as well tip the lead. What's it called, believe what you call very believe. That's it. Ok, I'm not obtained a right had actually not tat, but I have I have a rest for that. I want to share online as my fellow ass we have ever done. It is a way Obviously there is a salmon were they? master and man is crossed on top with a little bit of lemon zest and capers. It is fucking, that's great. It's so good. It's so fucking their guns.

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but where are your people when they meet in the middle? That's what I'm doing right now. The whole thing is cheap. is changing involving every day every minute ass. She does that either. What a guy penis does is. It falls off He starts stepping on it with his foot and grinding it into the floor of the restaurant and then he inserted into his anus, and then we put the strap on and fucks him so hard and then money is now and then leaves but good about it. That's what glorious steinem wanted. you are intimidated and but what I do pay no yeah, I do penance. I think I don't really go on dates with someone if I think that by our do not respect them in any way, you know. I think that Think what happens is guys that already know me. They have this very this idea that they need a leg.

Tame me or like when I'm on a date with a guy. I'm not like here to roast you, you know, like I'm tried, but I think they feel like they have to put me in my place and it gets really uncomfortable really fast. So I don't do that. The more I dont go on dates, writer and like set down. If someone recognize me, I worry they're gonna like freak out clause. Renewables is sometimes I hadn't roasted, though I won't go on dates. Were I've asked you shit, so old dates have to be I'll fill hikes, poor, spat, riding on normal. Stop the wall. Intimidate anybody, power- is a power to my liking or driving bans, or at least I now have in our hands. Over four thousand labor had during my dreams. Were where's, my grandma snarls, that's where they really love writing. Worse than some told. You told me that, on by the fucking horse, so somewhat dream in like second grade when I was like, I am definitely getting a horse and he was like where the fuck away to keep horse- and I remember I remember-

in nice gray, my dad pulled me assigning those hate and fun scenarios. Aren't you babbling by that fuckin horse I was like god damn it. You gotta think a lot about life that way sometimes, but I I think the way you're saying it's interesting because I don't know why do you think ooh ooh ooh respond yeah. That is pretty crispy, I don't know, but that doesn't let him he he knows. Okay, Little saw you on some one. Now. Why don't you tell me? I like people, ask me about that. I have not been on a date in a very long time, and I think I don't know how long ago route- and I do think that Maybe it's the people, not communicating men, think I'm yelling when I'm not yelling what way. This is just how I talk. I do

work is how much I see myself as like, with some of the scale, written, it was eight. Were there at the dead body, rapidly losing temperature with the baby girl, is stolen, jewelry to grown from. Have someone get me potato chips just in case, but I dunno, I don't think female comedians are high on men's list since, like the one that got away like god, got a wife that female comic I'm more attracted to a female. What comedians sometimes like there are girls like janeane Garafalo, jeanine. As I tell you this, she was on stage rights are in the last like year and she said that she was like yeah. I just lost my job notebook when I was on the road. So if you see anyone bombing in minneapolis, Can you call me I I love my job. I know it sounds funny. I love neither either I have paranoid attacks. I was like. I was like a notebook I've.

Really angry I'm on my right down. Like one word Remind me of the thing I need to talk about, and so slowly When I write the one word and then I forget, I haven't done stand up a little while, and I looked at the word- go It just looks like a suicide note, but I was worried that people are gonna, find the notebook and then be like you get cancer for the ideals. Yeah we're not far off that. Why we're not far off, they found a joke book and they were not or of gun, cock or no gun. Now you ll find a job book. You written you now I've have written everything I ever marry, however, opens a journal from right, and so like got even box of of things. I bet you go. Oh, I probably shouldn't write that rather female comics do, you think, are hot a lot of there's a lot of vaginal. If you have your your top of the list, I have one I don't have hot, I have. I dont have hot and I don't have like girl

friend energy, I hadn't energy. Now you ve got like you, don't like, the same energy. I think we might need other tales of the same lousy leanne, where it's like. It's like. Let's get up and get shit done, energy. Like leslie, my lady, I work a kind of good will and I just did you put salt argument. I did with salt on them by the way. These are the chips we also. these bullets great way for us to sample this caviar. So if you want to take a chip, take a blitz This and a little bit of this. These are yours, respectably, I know which is which okay, who is arabic here here, we'll start with the first one: the greenland, okay, okay, really really mean why? Why not? Why are you doing the pancake? Why don't you do if you can

pancake taste of these can get warm and I know I'm supposed to be so cold sure they're, okay, so I did this first yup I just like the first one. I like it a lot. I liked it a lot too cause that was brining me like tastes like the ocean yeah. In fact, I think it is for me. I like that I'd love to I'd love that fishy is considering you're eating there period I dunno, if you're, going to like it

isn't that technically all night I've never had a period. I don't know this is Roby way. Ooh, ooh, okay, try that one until the movie, big windy, cool clothes, have you read the second one? The second one is better than the. First one in my opinion can I come in. I have a feeling. I'd have some hanging, I think it's delicious, but it's making me think. I'm not tasting the. Maybe it's just simply wrong to get a spoonful of seeds are the specs on okay, okay, that is, I had one just alone, that is a pungent taste the list below the second one. Yet I don't know, if that's for me why

That is that when you coming of caviars your lover, s forgot the sudden warm, as I believe that everyone wants to stop the one on the third ones. Pretty awesome details have strong. That is love. It scrub two women. That's too much for me when you first like having already like lots fishing you got used to it, especially those that we, that is, that when the second one is very warfield me well, gray the blades even set ourselves we want on the plans to me is the move, the second one and the blind. did. You need a little you need to. You need to check this what to do if he got pulled over by a cop who just you're doing this in the car one of those little bit that I'm doing the testing, but I have a feeling I'm gonna, like the last one, the best, if be the last one yep yeah

the view of the sudden illness. I when you look back is tastes like war. I am not, for it would do a more. The second one makes me like an predictable pretty much The last one is it from its where they take the relevant smell, pungent. There's a complex, I'm not cut out for this. I'm not I'm not the last one Yes! Well, yes, but told you my price, my ready, boom boom boom boom. What did you go boom boom boom boom? That's correct! That's what I'm yeah right most expensive, second most expensive third, most least expect sex and chocolate as well. Unless such cold and sterile, I dunno how gold that isn't! That's called in us tara on the end yeah, it's called. Let me try that one more time tell you that one of these

yup fuck god. Damn this add some salt to it. For me, I lurk cause. That's called the restaurant, it's it's it's up there, but I dunno. If it is enough or may not be there, probably isn't it's not cold, I think you're right boom boom boom boom. This is caviar melissa,. Tara, river reserva, and this is not sucky. Oh I dunno just happened, sought and care care by europe aid budget. Do you guys don't help with illiteracy subversion, parent several other burial per hour, this potential razor

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really got bigger. Another gets airborne says, and I in the picture. You are sitting on the couch like you're being interviewed, and I was like no one I go. I either get one everyone's give a fuck about about leg alone. Well good, I got an offer to do howard stern at one point and it didn't work out. I dunno why I dunno. If I'd do it now, I would just like to see it. like. Even if it's not going to be go old school go old woman I get drunk and sleep. I come in on coke. I'd fucking go upon them, and why don't I want? I don't want the serious interview like you're mushroom, interviewed, shot him to make There are two main land and sea. Does everything really thought and great is really here great you, don't even I missed the days of like every subcommittee, the newly like going that I love

Would you like, mrs, that she, when they got some level- and he loves comic so much- he interviews comics having very differently than the interviews, rule yeah actors, and so I would just be curious. What you'd ask you about I just interesting regardless, I don't think you'd like, but I think that I remember going in there so terrifying, because if this, like I conic thing, you ve seen broke romans you we ve seen in every adoration we ve seen in goods, for which we will wear philosopher down the street here and that it doesn't feel like this. You know it's it's jos office. You know romans waving a than stir toy totally benthic. like when I go to say when I can start as a guest? When I was younger, you see it and you go blank yourselves are struck by the said how really used or twenty six twenty five twenty six, so I'm saying I love this goal that I am because I'm a groundless and germ from long island, we'd love to just do it.

Message to like one, the guys who works here until I can't we just had mega celebrities now, one of the guys who works here Is it not otherwise work there are or who are? What bands have fans of comedy and not all the roll in? I think I've done the rapper. Maybe we should like to talk. I mean we, I'm gonna tonight, text scary right now and let you guys know because I dunno. Why not yeah, I don't wanna, be I wanna ask to be on anyone's show. That's where you fuck up when you go like Hey can I get on your show? I think so. I think people should want you on this. I think there is a lot. Yes, the bobcats were there, like he's great put them on trust me. We got there and you're like I, don't know anything about this person. I don't know what to talk to them about connection like do you ever have someone go like hey I'd, love to come to your show like you and you wouldn't think, because a lotta times people like, I feel weird, asking people to come home

I can see how our being like, I feel weird asking them, because I don't want. You know why you just made oh no! No! He might just might slip his mind. I mean look at the packets around in that water's concentric, but kind of in a way don't overlap as much as people think I don't think they overlap at all. Really, there's I don't think stern, fans like fans and listen to start right now. I don't think I think their stolen cars are still as erika. I was a big sears exxon guy for a long gets you, especially as we have heard it said, I'm quitting, and both of you are offered a hundred million dollars to five years on that serious at that slot, and you can do anything else Myself, I would have to probably take it, because a hundred million dollars is great, but I couldn't the government regulation? I couldn't stand up. Twenty nine, twenty and thirty is absolutely not I'm trying to you that I will be worth it for the money or if there is still a prestige,

for serious at all. What has been said about to get there and see. I mean in the kohen has like his own serious station like lawyers, no I'm curious. I mean they're respectfully coming yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I dunno. I don't know I'm making the rub right now, a serious show as a podcast. It's just shocking to me. No one does and you can't listen to pakistan serious, like you can't. Well, you can, but no one cares. It's not what, if I can't tell you why it wasn't a howard stern's of my cats right now, if I went on spotify, I can't listen to howard stern part of the gig is there something on sales, the way they sell at the way we do it as you know, is a certain answer. Somebody I think they're they're dipping over the other thing cheers x. I was now hoping as I I know. I know they are from someone absolutely, but I I don't know I got off, I'm getting offered radios die psyche,

like my thinking, satellite radio things problem is, I think, in certain areas it is one hundred percent dying. I think. Instead, markets are still living there for a while. I know its not waste is is listen to me. absolutely, but when I do, those like daytime shows in our midst. Gimme, the italian ryan's and that today and the vote on Kelly, busher well, the bushes kids are now Oliver he's anchors joy, hush hohlakov, although they can play in public spaces and an office break grounds and anti as a project and two in the morning, like things that can community be played and not a jar complain and they hear bore witness- is a weak enforceable, listen to it in a coma it's the hospitals in ambulances and that's where the fans- Sorry go get em while they're there, they just at a stroke. They hear your cap with a loud voice and they just go. I want to buy tickets when she comes

to doubt. Do you think hotel like that that that you friends translates into violence, is to train and now there's is absolutely no way. Does southern translated families live with me in this respect we are my hotel, she's, really cool. worse and I mean she's. My me, as I mean I know, there's about we're going, but life is a journalist or whose whose like a hotel but it's not that it's so that something, but only the rumours, they're, not reforms. There is a group of people that want a tremendous amount of attention and be seen by strangers, but are not as desperate asked, actually go to random cities, and than at night at the expense of our personal life. People are fans bored, but the the difference between that is, like her fans stay on her medium, like a fan of horrors Just turning on the tv or the radio, like a fan of us, were expecting to come out and buy tickets and see us law by merging meaner she's, your friend, giving you the news every morning when she saw as bans but she's. U turn on the tv

If you don't go right, you know what I mean and you're not going for entertainment, you're going and it's something that can be on in the background like in the lobby, the veterinary office in the lobby of a dentist office. It's just wrong, it's not a fan. It's I don't hate her It's you, I'm neutral about amerika there. I have no feelings at all. The best is reed mutual vote. Yes, sir, best thing I know I know oda and I feel sure anything you want someone that, just like I'm gonna give you the new. I can't be polarizing things, I'm saying about the news or some polarizing that I just need to be like charming and effervescent. You used to do, though, shows so that you could show every one like. Oh, I can eventually be the hostess. I chopped right. I might can do this every day. I know this person I know or face. I know it's kind of like you're, this person that can talk for hours and hours and hours and you don't piss anyone off and you like know it's crazy that that's the exact opposite. Now we also have the businesses, is, I say the craziest fucking thing,

on the back and most dangerous right like and that in the back in the day it was I was just making no I'm, not saving our word like right So what is it shares with manners and thought? And it sounds good because the guys, salmon and like carved on convents. On top of salmon but you know that I yell is why almost major goals or hot bella Hello are listening. If I'm wrong, it can question cheap. So what are some in? This made me think of what are some influence as you ve had as a comedian,

I can only say what is there sound mix, I'm so sorry the I and I am curious about influences you both had that aren't necessarily comedians, for example, a big influence for me this my thumb, crazy, was happy I thought she was holly, Wendy Williams and calculate I certainly was when I lived in new york and I was like who the fuck- I remember her talking on wild shit, about my life and I was like yeah and she had a radio show that'd be the last one, one o seven five one time you're like when I think of you, when I think of people that I am like that person is fearless like it's really hard to impress me with someone being like fearless tim. You do it and went away She will go on television data on television that whenever they meet with having forty million viewers- and she really so actually just got engaged- I mean we all know these guys, but whatever

I really like cat like she wouldn't get fined constantly. The most entertaining person in daytime television radio show before live to remember when she called she got whitney houston on the phone. She would troll whitney houston, so much sanger she's, a cracker to crack and she's a lesbian, she's, a lesbian, waist and finally called her. Was on whatever drug by under the vienna, got to know and Paul there and then hung up on her and she like pusher. If she's like, are you on drugs? Are you on drugs right now, like she does not care about celebrities liking her? She read the yeah like what living some pretty bygone order So may I used to love charlemagne got. On what his mortal everything just like I liked everything about the aid and then and then sometimes use when you're. You see it like you're here when you following me: yeah and then all of a sudden. I never really met him but later, but then I think you

get to a certain level, and you start seeing people as human, you know and then you're like oh yeah, yeah, and then people like like shelters like I This is regulated by like ice he's got his case was rather terminus balls and smiled, but also great yeah he's like. Is there anyone outside? I agree with pay me herman guy. No, have you seen the new to new trailer for the weird only aggravate movie since this is the real reason, why does something that trailer that is mine blowing should have any further while she's playing madonna and actually that is that's every inch of what she got and she does this one thing that they put in the trailer. I know why and she is just one move she does and it's incredible. Rachel wood, chalets Montana, the fuck. How did you find this a resident and so Dave williamson? Who tours with me, did a version of this and I'm going to have to punch this up?

I think we have enough for both. He did a version of this in colorado when we were doing the the drive in movie theaters rack, what the manager does is. It keeps the same and more so does I try out my fucking a nice temperature. It does need to be made him rare and it just keeps the moist and, and it just it, I've made it for leanne's birthday. I made a whole salmon. With this on it, and everyone was fucking losing their mind, and I was like oh that's a it's a recipe that should be shared. Here's what it is this is I'm going to do it very simply, so you get it if you're watching it is, one I use korean man is right, but it is one south korean north korean, that a little more strict in the flavor I do want bigs punter man is ripe so that one big first and then go fingertip, fingertip fingertip fingertip! That's right! I look at it, and so I do that. I do a finger tipps of of mustard.

you're fingertip is not good at length. There is a lot of your old buddy sellers. Do that would like to tell you ever and the dilemmas that makes it that's right. that really is something people under use. I do I just finished garlic. I always add lemons asked it It's funny. we get home. You see someone who's exactly like on the inside, still good the geology yeah. It's almost like a woman you're like oh he's all, but there still stuff inside wars. I feel like I'm interrupting and knows- and I put this concoction and there's also Sarah is not penalise to it. Still, I'm sorry, I'm out of my mind. If salt and pepper note an omelet sprinkled on top or cut salmon on, I, like the salt block like like the thanks, I'll walk, no, have your estate guy. I actually go fish overstepped

hold eyes. I grew up among ireland. Enormous serious fish die for real for real, does not better than you a nice fish dinner, there's nothing better than this I love C4 announced job yields, our fucking good about europe, but you can. You can still enjoy a healthy amount of food and feel good about it. It's not like that. Like don't have an office in a while, I just tell you how many mornings you wake up with regret. Where you go, I'm not doing it right. a good amount, think that's the wage boasting What happens when we die? You right, I mean that's the real question. I think what happens before we can. I thank you. Real gains is bogged down. Let's do a real name. How all of our friends are gonna die

and then what order everyone's going to die in osage? No, but I'm just saying like that. I feel suit up on top five put on here. Caroline, this is going to be serious and this is going to fucking be a problem. This is going to like realises that we give you name it. Let's go, may not like our friends in just arm crew, ok going to dinosaur brush, You think so. I cannot follow the cars by hope now I always assassinated by the government. yet rogan is going to get rogen is going to be the first guy to go donkey, pox, yeah and he'll, be like guys, gonna die of scurvy, like a very

an all time disease that if it is you diseases, you can't die from fucks it brand up interesting yeah like if I die, liver cancer. No one gives a fuck about my life because I did wrong right. I die in a fucking jet with abolished. And that's the move. You gotta pick your days. Mod manager will arrange that with your earning potential, she will put you in that this is the borders you go. She yeah. She will put you in that challenge. You will down that that mofo. Why sure? Our guys, I'm sorry guys, not know, I'm your guys, you can you can handle the the bang. So this goes for how long remove labour a pay bit and hundred like who are we

like like. If there was a year ago, you guys would say: wouldn't er took the two years ago, whitney cummings is number one and she's going to die. We were going to kill others. We really believe that you are going to kill others, and that is the most audible laugh Paulson's ever had and upon the time he says, don't let our clients that was while he was he walked back. He was shaken. He was like. I can't go to the house anymore. Imagine being me and like having random things. Come up on your this conversation. She knows why don't we make like a set of everyone's podcast I did it, I don't think you know, and then people can come visit. The surgeon take photos in them. Even if we're not there like a good part, just as you want and that's when we said, should we put her in advance, should we put her in a van and take her to where she can get help okay, so I thought why don't we start pod con and it's all the podcasts in the same way you do comic con and it's all the podcasters. I was going to do when everybody was contemplating

I'm going to texas and living there when it turns out only the people that are terrible with money and have to when she was sick. Let's start pod god I was telling her. Why don't you start method? It's a great way to reclaim your life, and so I was like Oh, if you guys all moved to texas great. I have all this land because I have money from all my great idea. Is that I follow through at one. why that was kind of you is and, be bulls. Do China will not wait a minute longer idea, guy

I know I'm just gonna, let you guys think that's where I made most of my money I would love to. I would love to. I would love to in the in the truth. true romance kind of not true as the movie where, where artist works, the nigger is tied up and they give them the truth. Serum yeah. I would love the truth, What namby, like so waters, your earnings rise to? I am ass. He has so much money. It's crazy! That's why, and why is that? How do you have any time everyone company don't go whitney's warmer than we need is like invested in every I'm. Does one thing liquid? I believe water run ass. It you weren't, why we're literally running out of water right now, literally that is front page twenty. I have thought of it. I really that's my by poverty. I made progress lakes in popular with water, occupiers darling.

No, that is to say that your parents, I'm doing a bit I'm doing business. If there was a pod con that had everyone, everyone's podcast studios belt and people can come around and fans could take photos and your picasso, without the people and then there are also new without the people or idea there would be crackheads com and take photos with this sets and not the people shillings, you care enough about this to come and take off With this kind of drug regiment, you have to be on to think that's ten would not show up said patent. he doesn't even show was aunt Shaws own. He bucks and sell second, listen bearing on what I when like that,

I come when I can. What am I drinking and so basically I said why don't I just start a set it was. I was going to take over the space right next to Joseph studios and then do duplicate sets for everyone that had podcasts. You can move to Texas and then come here for a weekend of the month and record podcast. Here so you have a set in austin and a sat here I do, I would love to build a set for me. We're we're we're like a green screen at places. Where do you shoot your podcast ally, but do you do it in a studio set in beverly hills have yeah that's one of the things I like an apparently universe I go. I wish I had convinced. I wish I spoke up more advocate for myself ugly and about where I wanted to live. the valley and disgusting place for people that have failed

there are places where I said the first time that you remember my old house right ellie would never be allowed within the advantages. Arizona duty, if the, if you didn't have that west side climate at seventy five every day and then sixty fifty five at night, hoodie weather eles, nothing else was created because of the climate of hollywood was hollywood, beverly hills, pacific, palisades yeah, although it was not create the clock? where the valley is again vegas climate. Where most It is worth highlighting the one or one to laurel canyon. I took them on rural canyon and I went. I literally went right ass. She went. What are you doing and I said I don't want I live here. I don't want to be on this interstate. I know this isn't. This is where people go to die and I said that to her, and then you want to know how shallow I am yeah. We went and looked at this house we'd like to help

We bought the house, I still hated it. I hated. I heard planes landing on a burbank when I was like god, it they're honking, a jack in the box where my old house they're hungry jack in the box. I could smell the fries, I'm unkind when I'm hungry and then we'd go to the first school function and sitting there, I'm like miserable, I think I'd snuck, stuff, whiskey and- and I was having a drink and- and I hear music playing and Liang goes valley is not that bad and I wouldn't be talking about. She goes take a look to your left and luke. Perry is on stage jam. Just because I love this school kovacs, baby and the ngos, his kids go here and I go. I literally. His mother and I went was good parents for me. I work in the valley work out from its ideal. It's a great example by the way, but let's, let's do a little bit of off

How good was that smell? It smells amazing, let's go broil and then just this up a little bit. Oh, my goodness! Is there something? Is this bake or break the bank? I guess I don't really like what does it ever since how much broil is heat from the top bakings acres ever hear from god. My grandfather heard that you explain to a woman. Yeah model away, I southern their access rights. and this woman was told them back, do you see a woman add a billion dollars? I've done a woman had the most money in the room. That money was what she was attractive, as you know that laura who is pretty, and she had all that money for one good idea as well you're right now at last name was comin.

A year What do you think your ancestors and think about you, and I think they would be shocked. I survived bullshit- I don't watch ones like like you- come from a federal stock actually in what I do it like what that way. Virginia ancestry. Virginia women are like this like when I was just back performing childs, full rich men, and around like southern women like ok, I'm not. This is just We all know a little bit in the south. It's just a little more. What I think reads it these coastal west is like a nun just and overbearing and ball. Busting is canada's but then again Boston, women, new jersey. They all have their own version of it. I don't know why.

In l a you had to pick a woman. If you had to pick a country where you think you could beat up a woman, the easiest, Don't edit that out yeah, I still want to talk about how comedians are a time when okay, okay, I do think there's a very high chance that someone will die in a plane crash, because so many comics now are flying sketchy private random like like, people literally community money for no reason and they're just getting like private jets, dot net and chartering from link Organ the comedy source piloting his you know. A lot of people deprived of lying private sooner would be a very devastating plane crash. Very premature of like other I can tell you that you could be on that list to fight a lot of sketchy privates with little private time where you have to piss in a bucket, I'm not

wasn't it! No! No that was it. No yeah yeah depends on the fucking bucket and important fucking phone and pete was pointing a whole nose like this doesn't build private eye huh. Alright, how do you think you're going to die or better yet tim? What are ways that won't surprise? You would need to access I will die being ganged lighten Dylan with a hundred dollar bills. He's I'm going to snap whitney outlives us all. I do each other gives under refugee law consciousness to the meadow verse Just one thing: why people there for hundreds of years? That would not be possible what are you serve? This with? Nothing has usually entrance understand stuff, but I just making the nuts

I understand that I know we're not getting anything, but I'm saying what would you recommend the audience serve this piece of, salmon, with some turning its back on the rails gets law. I mean I have to say, and I have to work on myself and get help here. But there seems to be a little Maybe a have sound. This is an american portion of red lothar if you're going to read love. So this is what you get. look good. I be I know I forgot about that. how bout

What I am I like a fourth, there's so much mayonnaise in the derby that the whole fish was baked in a casing of mayonnaise is really kind of disgusting. It's weird that this is your favorite thing. It's the most disgusting thing. I've ever seen in my life, it's hot dog, combo, chrissy, teigen last child. Oh, oh, was pretty good the right no color number ten only cuts things went into the price of disaster, not bad. You notice, I'm looking at most mannix.

Is it screw my eating mayo? Most of this is like mustard tomatoes like if I didn't see you make it though it might, there might have been good, but there's something about it. That is just cooked spoon. It is really wow your mayonnaise yeah that yeah I'm trying to kind of its way to its business really this now that farmers that his eyes, like far worse things, I've ever buyer, but we are all, though, no, when you get older. where'd. You get this family court.

I wall of, like a is horrible taste of that by accident that tastes like a medicine It's just it's! Your mouth is the last thing that your mouth is mainly barely there that it's just like a halls. Cough drop like I mean regal, that takes like like a shampoo, just use, look is looking into this is all this. Just main areas. This is all it is the main aims on top of salmon.

This is the main thing I ever had my life ban. That's This is also like the temperature in a way that I've never experienced in my life like fish as I pulled over and I'll do the texture, a texture that literally me migraines like I've, never seen anything like this. Oh also, If you will far, you have to handle the ways that farmers that the smell of this law- Is this an? How do you know my god when we try? Why are you soaking wet what fucking crying worth in trier emerge that is sick,

I'm saying it is literally thousands indeed ever seen in my life and loans. Hats like I don't even know you all the sounds. Are this guy? You hear that live in the mass is so help me waiting each seldom. If ever there was one. That, is you never? Even in my life like like she answered she's like come colonel over what you have prepared. Boys into real recipe, actually requires you to do that. Oh my god.

lotta lot of so much, but I away too much diversity of caviar makes a better. No different faces. The act on this matter on ended Bobby legal cheese is aware. The spoken come salmon. laura volume. It makes me think I bought way too much, but you overdid it so much. You know what people are saying now: oh just to give you an idea of right in so much manage it's like exploding. I don't think you'd turn the oven on. Like I don't think that's great! well thanks for having so I approve

It and all the caviar was fun derailed. This thing, and you at least talk about this on two bears one cave and mentioned our tournaments. But you know you, that's why you think you're being a stroke, you might actually be having started, I was worried. I was like when I was a kid. I worry. Oh you're, fine, fine? It's all good. We will have a good than others was nice. You smell test. I wish and toast Jesus Christ. I have not left this hard in such a fuckin long time is my favorite thing to do in the world's lower as more important than anything. I think of you said to me if you said what do you want? Like a fool, well fucking gut, laugh where you're crying and you can't catch a break or sex. I go. I take the laugh every day. I guess that's what I tell people when they want health insurance. I'm like have you tried laughing, I laughed so fucking hard to them so happy. I

The answer is in my life: no, not leave you won t go and look you don't think. That's probably about It won't be. I do is that I must once again, with a vaccine for three bandwidth: lose idomene sovereigns burning. You guys but now they re so much fun. But then why does this happen?

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