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and of the minks. I was outside of events, and it was can't tell you what's cool about you is you see you in one thing and then you find out you ve been in a lot of fucking things. You have done something recently that, like triggered me that leg was like. Oh, that's, fucking cools, fuck, somethin burning, it's a great plug burt! Oh stop right back yeah, so you must have do the other and turn that off and do the other oven. the islands in the past has suffered a burning. Ok! I thought this house does not smoke the taxes that I think that scope. We took him out. That's great. Does that gonna be addressed on screen, I like this can be the halloween episodes, make it even smoker. So how do you know

no is other government. We, basically he The first time we met was at a place called improv olympic, so I was like improv we're going to hollywood yeah yeah for real. You know I drove past out a couple of times in my life and I was like one of our walk in the door of things. Change in my life is that you, when nothing's going on, unfortunately most of the audience had the same idea, and they just can't drive either way and it didn't change, and so we all got a headshot. That's what happened? There was a cool But not enough people came and we will give driving by its applause by we met We met there and then the first and we really hung out. We read the rest again. When there was no rest again with all that, with a great wings in yeah landfill, as

Well, that's crazy! You don't want, I think about that place, a license because everyone in production would go there fucking. He was also a place where he'd be like. Can I get a shot of whiskey and they would hand you like a tumbler full and you'd be like? What's your business what's happening here and and we we're like hanging out drinkin day. Beers and shakes the jet saki. I mean that suddenly reckoned sazen having by area, but it was really fun. You then here's your and then you but you're. Here we were in our own little group, but we were next to each other, but we weren't a buddy thing and then I looked at him and I go. We should really poor these drinks on our hair, the beer and option one without even thinking he goes like this, so knowing you as I have already met you now, and I've been a fan for a while, but you

put your hand up and then he starts porn and I start born, and there was a moment of like oh that's, my friend, women like beer, chicken, because what we are looking at each other and at the same time I would like a ruining our day. Nobody was looking. It wasn't like a big show either, and I gotta give assurances is: are you where Jacon moment wait a bit too we'll meet you? Money was the beginning of like oh, you make the bad decisions to you're the guy. I'm gonna push towards and we just then he's a packer phantom, bears fan, while only winners takes like checks like punishment and see this package, so you see no, then after a while the third, I can, you know how to turn area by catch of mushrooms has always started becoming buds that way, and then we would always use each other as we would take hikes and he would be a guy and I'd be a guy for him. We would throw situations at

and say like this is what I do. What should I do here? The business is brutal right now. What thought you meant like of I'm so off. I go see like okay on today's hike. We're we're pioneer I wish we raised his brain and you're like okay, we've left our party behind him. We just need to find the right path. They say Miller's crossing is just as long as the other that god, what a turn it off so without smoking any more there we go so do we have a lighter in there So why are we having on these heights and then we were like advice, buddies that kind of lead to the idea of being part what we were saying that even when we first met here, because the advice didn't necessarily have to be the right advice, it just now to be something to get the ball going. Look at you you're hit you You right I mean I want everyone talking. The world bird lives goodwin

he asked I didn't know you always told me to quit, but You were well there's like three intervention, this out a lot of their life waiting. Now those who goes within you lose your lives. In the conversation those I've been on the phone you in the back I feel like I could tell. That was one of those ones really enjoy your space yeah. What was that call? My wife wants a porsche, we release it and then the guy was like we're, not leasing. This will sell it to someone, and then I called Tom and Tom's like if you buy it, you can sell it in the year for the same money, and I was like oh fuck. It is, but we have a lot of calls yet. But I'll tell you this just from walking on this fact: biogas house biot stored in a faint garage down the block alice, but I'm sure I'm sure I'll get you didn't tell me this entire neighbourhood is upon guess they it's like a lunatic back. It is, I can beat. I came in the reason. I hope I'm not a polite guy. I don't know of his wife and his kids are in there and then

they're, not here yet, and I'm like doing this small talk with the family, you you're going to an actual like this. Is it actual alone, annabelle people is come in the leg. You guys have a lot of people living in europe I share your view of ours is fully catered in the front with the who s a lovely to what are your dietary restrictions. I just we need you don't cheese and but your vague and now I've studied me. Ok, it's not anchor angrily. You may want to be well known before allowing arrived, none and I'm gonna shit. I found a kido non jerry. vegan. This is like the venn diagram. I know, and I I swear to god. I swear to god. I just bought this on amazon the other day and used it last night. What is that as a spiral or a zucchini spiral are, and so you go,

if this with keaney and then it cuts it perfectly into spaghetti yeah. So we're going to do a pesto, zucchini spaghetti with roasted mushrooms. Is this going to be healthy, clean, remarried, yeah really took off when we I liked the real yeah, two daughters, two daughters old. about three ten twins? Real could join now. They're having a break joined us a real model, What's that about. We just love the rain this day. The thing that, like most people, say identical that you say no fraternal, I would say, conjoined twins, one out of the fucking building and enjoy I said yes, we just get on my may. I join my that mother fucker. You are a genius enjoying what I do have the trips me out

My kids are fraternal, which means they don't look alike and I've been around people and they go. Are they twins and I go yeah? I was on a plane and the flight ngos. Are they identical, and I look at the lady, It's not what I wanted to know because they're twins are they identical to mother fucking, kids, look identical! I'm like this! Is it shut like that? I'm like this is shocking shocking. If somebody has remained conjoined be the first to know. This will be the first and last and I love to join. You have twins going their separate there's no way we got yeah it'd be really hard. If they were conjoined yeah. I bring that up. I got up early, I think, there's nine conjoined twins in the world. Maybe what is? I'm not scared them already enjoying turns on planet earth,

We are conjoined right now, they're at their shoulders, but are all going with puberty they're, just separating, as I say, once their adolescence, they start to become accredited yeah a little vinegar. They started to prior. Like super good fingers, incredible yeah, I remember that we've got a catch phrase. Yeah yeah. I know

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I, like? The area have been on the spur of the moment. Because I already did hanging. Have you ever gone too dark on this, but I think I might have done this. One now is this: Do not let me finally get hurt me and they keep saying no because they presently, I think there is a racial component later. Not really does black yeah well, you can go like really dar. You look like you've been in the sun, yeah you're right that it truly doesn't look bad. When I cut garlic, my hands do look really dark, don't they yeah and I didn't. I told him I will enhance forms, can do little. Guy looks very white and near verde. I shall brown mechanism you'd have to actually a crown sweep. When did you get married after the new grow? yeah. I know you are right. When you got we ve been together when I moved to los angeles in two thousand and four and we got together soon after

So I was working at the hollywood. Part casino. I know well, yeah grind, as an actor, and then we got together during that period, but we got married after the pilot got picked up. No, because we finally had a I knew I had thirteen episodes guaranteed. So we had a little bit of money. Can I it's kind of like I mean respectfully yeah, not doing it right? What's? What's he doing wrong Gisela butter cookie number of times a year, I'm heating everything up in here, yeah wait. What am I doing I'm doing week, all title my hitting the gear up. Well now, it's not that big does all this in the audience there are. The areas is on that and then ok, ok, ok, ok! I gotta, I gotcha our fine stasis totally fine. I haven't seen cooking like jazz. Oh please,

So I stopped smoking. So we I mean this- I mean this respectfully, but you never gonna get like I'm on new rural pose no fuck. That's like the fucking thing does reason to do the show, but I did an episode and I believe there was really no. I think we all had probably the roughly the same experience and in hollywood have like going to those bars being broke. I remember I, I love when people because there's something about like no, I don't mean famous people, but people who succeed in the business where you know you could have seen it earlier. Where you go, I met that person. Trust me there's a reason: they're working, it's a great actors Kim pull you in very easily. That's why you guys are good actors. They just pull focus in life like us are gonna jump on you for a second unruly hasn't not about experience you're one of those watchful people on planet earth.

I hate going, I'm staring at. You know. I don't I mean I thank you, but I yeah I feel the opposite of others. Only why why are we watch of all human bird is most entertaining for everything from the beginning. I guess I know this from the moment we pulled in the torrent they taught you gave us on your boss, oh yeah detour. You gave me this us every part of this and when I went on ok, so I went on the road with him like a high six months ago, and I I was like a kind of was nervous because I was like excited and burnt like I did his podcast and he was like. Have you ever done stadiums? And I was like nah. I was like I'm in comedy club and I was so nervous still love this- that I forgot my suitcase in the I didn't realize until we basically got on the plane we do we do a different entrance. That's what happened.

No different from the airport. I don't want to get in Sweden. I think all private we were, you is a totally differs on the other side where they do not live where they do like like a of drivers like you're at the wrong place. You're like I'll get out here, and then you open this big door opens to this little villa of like private suites that you get in and he got so excited. He was like hold on. sort of party and were like here and then and then all the sun is again This is exactly what it is like the whole time you think I'd like to go to the trouble of aeroplanes, ghoul bags worth ts, ay and I go hey. I could go on I on the extra regime and those like a great there are like so helpful. She runs over and then she's like it's there no extra bags and I'm like in the little sweet in the little sweet and she comes back she's like there's nothing in the little sweet and I go, I think, actually

I left it in the lived. I think I'll have my stuff, no fucking, so I got it. I get on the plane attitude guy by new. No clue here. Again, though, is does the bing, where he'll get really men from the pilot thing, we did he'll get really hurt and is going this region things where the director wanted here s a jump off a roof. I'm always bad attitude, he's good edited. The guy goes spray, you with a fire in the face, you're gonna go backwards. I go fuck off due to you. First guarantee those. Now how to teach us of a room is just move under my couch cushion. His finger was like this. In both the short and others and go straight. Gareth was going where there is no one gets. Fine. Words came shoe data, so you didn't have any longer, so I get on the plane. I have no luggage and then the next. What like a piece fuckin losing his mind, like laughing real hard and I'm like having sublet lack, and I'm also just like what what will I do but like I need every now and then the next.

warning so like I'm gonna go to target by toothbrush by a couple of things and I'm on the bus, It's like. Where are you going and I was like target and it's like I want to go to target Burton target everyone's. Just like burt, oh nice, three ovens, guy amazes Christ, and it was okay, but here's the thing. So I travel with a guy. At the time we were traveling with a group of seven who know they know comedy, but they've never met someone like gareth who had it is always a joke, yeah totally and I'm pretty funny around them, but then all of a sudden they meet Gareth and they're, like so entertain like, and they pull me aside privately here's the thing human being alive, but also I mean, but everything like even like the most serious moments. He still had a joke going off and he became everyone's favorite. We need to get gareth on the road. More often easy going through some of their wives she's like see he should come over there and I can t

down the need, and I met we boy like was content, so You say I kill and was carried out at the end of the show wisconsin green bay when your favorite tongues thanks so much he got his easel, just like at the end of the show is just like and give it up for If you're, one of nine thousand music, your very own gareth reynolds he's a packer fairly as a packer table, and then he goes, and I was just standing there like what the two sides- oh yeah, and also he's just like the us- and you like, stood like this too, turn around your base, our view. I just jos learning now figure. Barons later I had a half full room at rooster, t feathers! So that's

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I thought it was sweaty. So though we got the electric bus, we got a electric pasta maker and we made pasta, homemade pasta. All you do is put the flour and an egg in there and it just does it for you. When the shoots at outlets we made every fucking night. Is that easy? It is so easy and it makes authentic pasta like real pasta, which is healthier for you, gas and but it just just listen it's so fucking good. Why we wish your ethnicity, hungarian, jewish rush in polish irish, oh wow, out of this with all the other girls. They try to challenge you everything anybody's ever to kill which made jake lighter. Wouldn't you I know you are you're like fuckin, see through being english, transparent, english, beautiful mother, the english.

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the guy out of new york, who is willing to pay me to write an idea based on a comic that his and always hustling, I'm trying to find something, and so I was gag. at twenty thousand dollars to write some idea- and I I knew Scott was talented. I like I'll, give you half just help me and he's like okay, but we can't write in your report. And because I was living right in hollywood and las palmas? It's like it's a shithole. I was like. Let's go to the cat in the film I walked into the cat and the fiddle and the bartender. I had this really weird out of body life experience where I thought that's your partner and when you're with her everything's going to be different, and I don't have a lot of those and I went oh shit, so she turned around and I smiled like here we go and I had a mustache now we're gonna casino dry and align green hunt. I accept- and she didn't have the same moment How can you move that car, no industry even worse? She didn't notice me

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like us. By acting, I can stop blaming guys we're not rush blackness nor plating, and then we can have a meal under lord ravenel dragon battalions conversation. Look at this in your work in the restaurant going. No, no I'll look at us with clean off with a napkin ask of you, even though they do their part. What that I mean the fact that you're cleaning the sides We know enough about it. I've never worked in a restaurant, I I was a waiter once what did you got? What jobs did you do before you? Nothing I was a caterers. A waiter did a bunch of construction. I worked etiquette and my big last job was working at the hollywood park casino. Before during the pen

at during the making money before the pandemic. Bird Jane died during the pandemic, but the grandmother was three years ago by the fifteenth time. At the end of my game, my guy says credit when the movie was in black and white, and I was in it towards the end guy that I'm looking for a few more kicks and punches before I get out of his fucking nightmare. I bet I bet you know and when I quit bulger was big and everyone was believed that costs money. My guy was we were you then early, remember, joint, more table games. I used to play with a company's money, so you'd have played it up, not cool poker. I would play table games. So table girl people give me money in this area and I would said there, so you guys got all play blackjack and then you could pay me to play against all week.

Oh, oh that's right! In california, casinos there's always somebody sitting there with a box of money yup. I was that person with a box of money dude. I knew one of those guys he was on a game called, beat the geeks right and I knew and I'd known him and he was like I played for the casinos money. I was like how fucking crazy it's called network management. It was a fake company. My my boss was a pimp. It was all silliness, but you know it was nice to be in. casino and make it do a day job. While I was out there, that's fucking awesome, so you have to play at nights right. I would do a. I did a graveyard shift, so I could audition and do shows with it's that boy. What a great turnouts little salt and pepper are to assume for every one of these chef who offer solid peppers. Look at you. I can do it yourself I'll say when,

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as surely as, let's see how it tastes and ooh ooh ooh. Really great man really great. What could your mom cook growing up as it's going to be daft tough, reject yeah? She was the best over real. Well, like british meals, I mean yeah, there were the british meals. It was tough. Was your mom connected to your group of friends? I don't even know what that means, but and send you an adult and not how I meant it. I'm actually just asking to rid the fact that you're, not looking at me, makes me think that you're fulla your mother, cycling, you look at me when you're doing there was a guy right, buddy mom, like air, who parted whether light you look like a blind eye. Right ties, your mother. I give your mail gruber front. What mail just got weirder german party with doing abroad. He's that's exactly the question I was trying to. But you can ask, hasn't, looked at me and nine minutes their finances weight,

to party with you guys well bert, and if the answer is yes, I'm going to explode. Here's what happened. My parents put Jake leave the room, my mum, and my heart is my parents got divorced real early like war, not really does have needed more. Can I talk to you? add to that other neuber owed much. We got a great agreed fit. My parents can worsen as thirteen fourteen pam got bored Jake you promised you'd the holding out more staff What was the reason you're looking at me now is driving me nuts. What's the reason don't look at me again is what I'm asking for is the reason for the divorce us. You know you're close to PAM say like being stifled was It is worth what for fuck's sake.

Your grave skinny read. Well, I was running on justice, guinea. Nobody, I'm in ghettos, Oh, my spoiled the best, the best thing to sample that all migraine shock. little girl. But again I say that I think is Yeah, you look good. Why am I dropped dead anyway? I never knew those. Where are you lay in a very weird they had a very weird marriage also since that when I was seven, they said there are getting separated until I was like fourteen. They were kind it but her, but they can't, like my dad, an apartment good for

stop. I think you think you're genuinely asking, but your fetish sizing it. That's that's what's happening leaving a brief, your I'm genuinely afghan and then, as I hope, we will carry out under the fast version, but PAM set at seven year out and then for the next many years? Oh man, I know what's good for fuckin path, not the way to converse with you, Your brother rights who gets yemen- he was twelve years older. Of course he was There is a dial. The commentary behold was good, my dad he was the same age, you does it, your brother outside, as my mother, but about anyway, Usually I dont know how it happened, but I must add, really big jacques garfield static,

I think that is garvey wasn't a day. They didn't even have sex uber them for staying together for twenty four years at least well, that's true. It was a nightmare and on and then so. Essentially, your question was what did my mother party with me when my parents got divorced, I kind of converted my basement and, like the party done a boy and then my mother sort of was like looking me either way because she was out of my mother like stole my cigarettes once and I was like whoa whoa whoa and I was like six data, those I think we have the same page and then we were like smoking say.

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Whenever that started, you think that's probably think I know no money. I was grind it. I did the Ashton catch him over. are the no strings attached and I remember my agents called, and they said like hey man, so you got the offer to play, you know ash and his best buddy and the vibe was very like sad and I was like okay. I guess it's good news. I addition for I've been rightly like four times and has a great and they go their offer in thirty two thousand dollars, They won't go up anymore and, unlike our stuck a deck fora, get out. I guys say no more, I'm very excited, so all of that was of grinding can reject the jagged. Then I wouldn't work within that went to new girl, which has sought after will marry one error. Rather, you wrote that movie and then she created new girl and she texted me on the moon

They can. We fix what did open with new girls hog checks with deadlines in their life, and will you audition for my tv show fox just picked it up based off this weekend and then he got it and then right so that its pilot that it's like two serious gets picked up and then were I mean again, like you're, probably getting overwhelmed with shed at that time for a text that little bit gone like I was doing and Jake's like one in the week, winning the we also need the time selling to the grinding loved. So it is shows like winning the weak. Winning the weak gets a second season by the third season. We would go out and it would be like he couldn't go out route. Yet was like that. It is when tv was the buccaneers. He wasn't. I only was only as a last chance, so we can pour beers on our head anyhow, but the

the grind of creating something and I'm having this with our podcast right now, because I'm so new to the podcast. I mean I'm I'm not kidding when I said I knew how successful you are. I watch yourself. I am a fan. I honestly thought this was families home you didn't know podcast times realises and now as were created, one it's just so fucking barn, like I told him about the idea for it. Maybe two years even pigeon, for a while. Just I was like you and I would fucking crush like an advice, call it like audience generated non alot overhead. oh my god days, but by the way in the way it's been, the collars are the funniest people on the falcon do they are? We are doomed to gather somebody, we talk and will be looking at other. We have to tell you what we like shut up. I'm oji many tat james, like not out of steam rise for lines that have from the first one I was like. You were right out the first dated fourteen glitter, those so usually get. You will make sixty five right away like he was again because it's fun and unlike

gone from a fuckin closet in my home and I'm like what a gag and then fallen, and I'm like you know when sometimes when you sit down and do a podcast you're like alright to hear this is always audience so you just like other pillars here the killers in that. Kind of the gang of livers apply life. We get a lot to him like twenty minutes, the you get to go way. Why didn't you man, would still let in this podcast you'll, take it on, as my daughter hold on hello. This is what I'm doing a part. I'm doing us on this burden. Does she know about the oh shit? Might be tan or I'll? Call you back when I get done http yeah. Can I have dinner right now sure

you don t like without number you mean you won't ever do the thing you ve never done before. No, I won't do it he's gonna coveney voyage, won't be overly sensitive today, without all the time what you have without me and then she'll be like I was hungry and I'm like, but We the whole team and what did she? Last night I had a sinus infection and I was trying to we went to the sauna and I was trying to open up my sinus and all of a sudden. It started draining, and I went oh nice, when I distance blown out my nose. It's yours, whoa, whoa, whoa, someone's in here with you like, for she is a fucking weird, at the sauna. Armor rocketing is my rose amused to just behind millville

use email deal. What is not wrong, I mean all the time I saw a guy. I'm a truck stop the other day driving and this guy was nettie potting in the pickle it's one of the best examples of many parties pretty affordable, it's great, but let's keep it for your throat Well, when you miss the window like era, blow that out in a minute there's nothing, whereas that, oh god and then we'll just be sitting there and it's like you're twelve thirties here. Can I tell you what I really wish I wish I could pull the front part of my face off and look at my nasal passages. I wish I could see my nasal passages, I'm dying to see. What's in there, you can do nothing great I bet. Nobody knows you don't mind. Gentlemen. You can do that is to my father in law has polyps in there deal with those are. What do you mean little bumps? He has actual it's almost like yeah, it's like so it's it's foxes, polyps in your nasal cavity. You do not want that shit.

Or refer to me to ask Jake, and I thought those are asked. No, no! No! No they're like they look like a thousand warts in your nose. I guess just the worst and so like I am but I'd love to look inside my nasal cavities I'd love to. I wish you could go up there yourself can do that. I guarantee you pete. I dared to peak and find a way for you to look inside grown over him peter. He asked me please. important votes lives or agrees, cost era stenographer figure to there's a nasal camera in vietnam will go and do your picture. Yeah never seen that they go in what they long fucking needle with a little blade on the. it's like you. I know he doesn't want to know that. I don't know how you go the doktor. Never

his goodness yeah. Never, why did you go to the doctor? They start picking apart your dead in six months. Next thing you know they're going to camera, you a buyer, because I never wanna either I go every six months You are another cardiologists. Every six months can delegate z. Do that you have other doctors to adjust the car, it was cardiology. What did they say about like when you're going out on new years? Talking about everyday, your daughter said every day is a party to the cardiologist like right on cause. I gotta tell you that since the payroll gurry also has a party oncologist E. I went to a sad doktor once again ensured for removing the sad and I just started- that's the fastest physics, every year, but I was also recently testicles kind. I didn't know that, but I think this is a great opportunity I get to see like all the rest of the doctors. go in there and they go like hey. Let's give some things. You smoke cigarettes, mongolia.

Generally goes down and want to pakistan agreed smoke. Waiters like every day and they go to frank I got like ominously now I get drugs are not really just we these days and then they had kept going The guy goes. Ok, great! Do you stand where you are. Sir I got. I got him at a doctor's office and he goes to your doctor's office to get insured for a movie. Do you think I should turn this thing and I went by and then he goes dummy to re. Ask him to go. Yes, please do smoke and I go like not for me. it gives me. We great answers I and greater answer those hollywood boulevard. for her yeah and who would set a real quick. I should plug it with europe name of the podcast we're here on why we keep seeing

holland. I mean we're here to help is always so we're here. How have you guys? Let people know how to how they call in thanking colony, helpful, pod, gmail that calm and again we're not trying to solve the like dire we're trying to go for, like you know, like river? real problem, no call don't call. Well I mean we've had a couple of those and we try, but the fun of the show is a trivial problem and we're on your team. We like that. You have some fun and we have some fun. I call him with my problem. Please love! Well. Would you be aghast and like hell, I would go on. We do away too. I have wait a problem be way too this too. We do that away. When I didn't college show it was called the morning nudge nugent night nugent night? Well that was underlining the need to balance higher than nugent night,

good talent, let's rework the title as a jewish word for like a due to kiss a bothering, you right, you would use. You were behind your life is like a joint declare, knowledge. There was none, night. It was over the river nine by miss, lay like online w like a jewish thing and gather bother, you wouldn't stop asking over the real niger geez. I doubt people not just in my life to step up the big over bonds of amerika. Firstly, a pebbles roma. No thank you. I had to take jewish battles I wouldn't do image mellow and I was done with it. I m sure bibles nudge he's really loved it

like all jake's now talking, which is problematic. I made my judaism started when I met my data, my twenties where we really do you like roseanne bar, I want mine, is more I now identifies I'm older than my blood, but I'm gonna. Let me in that committee quickly. I will you try and if someone's against Jews are gets me. I'm with that. Will you tell him about your dad rilke lack about his nickname Why is there? Then? We of course his my father, would now pascal blossom was nickname crackers and crocker shit. Because he was on the thinkable, a good salesman and everything was a cell. He had a car dealership on the south side of chicago a buddy of mine who his dad owned a steak. Restaurant in Chicago called gibson's. One knows with his dad and I go so you one does take place. Do you remember a guy with a big moustache at the corner of the bar?

It goes like the guy who is a whore monger and I go like I believe that was my father. My dad was so fun was he tall know he was about nine five, ten, the little guy big mustache sales in commercial with pippin, pippen and horace grant thrown away. Bobby ideas that we go. She cheval age, swish share, shot, whose rather will guide flowers putting dad's or videos carried. There is a great man. Why did your parents could work I am looking to bar when you oh god problem and you get the hell over and over my dad, like huge, whom lucky for media, but, like me You know he was like evans and fun and I think that prompted the separation, and then you know it

at that time, I was scared to stop at that time. It was. It was like they explain to me what an upgrade stop agreed. Stop it. I'm done it's like a sensitive moment, something's berne and you ve been a camera that I just got a word it right there. You don't even know the title new, I'm just doing really really etiquette camera here now really stupid and don't want to scare you guys thank you produce very disbursement by for the hardest I've ever left over some. it's by far not want to smoke the rest of the joint, the cigar out back? If you guys want to join me great episode, great episode, everybody. Thank you. It was a blast

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