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The fault is a fault faulkner. Yeah I've been saying it right there. I said it. I said it on my podcast the other day. Yes, I was doing a podcast with Brendan walsh. Yep,
and I said that I was going to have you on fucking people lost their mind. Why did
lose their mind. Mac is a part of an underground organization that circulates at airports. Coffee shops all around the fucking world called the chive jive dot com, the chive dot com. How the fuck do you realize? What a weird feeling it is when you see something
Kcc oh shirt. On, though yeah I mean you know it's as it's an everyday thing for us marry there's even an honour boardwalk at the venice place. You know-
What here hear the folk, because I have a dream- I got an email, gay, let's start backtrack, so
tyler's in the man came as well, tyler is from he works is requirement on triplet my shawl and travel channel so tyler one day, some of the child.
Posted my machine story here on a tax, and it was title the greatest story, effort
absolutely is romania and blocking tyler lost his mind. Like do you're on the fucking.
Why you have no idea where, on on friday nights before we go out, we all like the whole drive through there were pre gaming at the office were ready to go. We put on that that goddamn story,
We is a monument joking like last weekend. I bore the superbowl
like the whole august around and like everyone, there is already seen it, but we're showed us that, yes, like we're so
and we have like this idea at at the office of like we, we have to party with this dude like we absolutely. That was well that that leads me to the next thing
that okay, making sure everyone's starting to talk macro greg jaeger, tyler yup are imperfect. So that leaves me the next thing. So then tyler does that and then I start and then I go well and then I look at the thing I look
The drive and I see my store and I get my website crashes crashes. Mit short sales go through the fucking roof yeah and I went what the fuck is. This all happened one of their time and that's when my what were the main.
Think, went viral yeah is an in scandinavia yeah!
in Scandinavia, blew up and my everything same exact thing up, so my website crashes, my top my web guy, Steve Ashworth. He goes what the fuck man I got this chive yeah, so I go on. I start looking at I'm like it's just addictive. It's you lot you log on and then I bought the
I got the absence of an end. Now, any time of sit on the toilet is fucking. First thing I do fucking yet daily
nonetheless like men, so so then,
then I start going on the drive and then and then I get a little obsessed with like it's like my one of my five three go to sites that I that I hit every day and create your own great, now do a great oncreate, which is,
I get like any gear. I have it all I used to go to valet, I think was an aim of it and then the chive its might end up in the post office.
And I realize so so then I start and then I got an email from you saying I was eight not on this
watching. So I want to say, like I started, noticing people with bill, fucking murray shirts dollars wearing one right now: hands down the best schwag in all of entertainment, know yeah yeah how? How did you guys get the rights to use?
Marines fucking face you. I wasn't really part of of when that happened. I know we did
a vector, artist rendition, which I think once you do,
get artist rendition of somebody, the legalities behind it. You can get clearance
or whatever it may be, but I haven't got caught how it
about, and it was one of our first shirts when we launched the rivalry, and I mean this is way back when it was literally
five of us in an offer. We used a hand, send out every single to your shirt order that came in really what packet people would make crazy requests like this guy is like my buddies,
How tat is got divorced is all down his luck.
I'm a t, shirt reason
well something in there. So I photoshopped I have vector of of James bond with his gun. Up like this would have put a calculator in his hand, and I was like David you'd better, be accounting for all the
If you're going to get this t shirt, though I mean we used because we used to do that, and you know now: it's like
one up and we have a warehouse in Austin that handles all of it he's area so that and so then the bill I started, noticing the bill for commercial and then tyler told me he's like the hard to get a hold of men. You see someone with the bill, fucking Murray shirt on they are a chive fan dying. Like remember, that was a great day for me. I just happen to not be working cause. I work freelance having to not be working, saw that they would be dropping at twelve noon. Yeah and just like my whole day, I was like well not do anything till afternoon.
I upgraded and got one now? It's it's interesting to watch our site metres and everything, because, like the first time when we had the whole thing,
I set up. I mean the whole shot like this all the place that we go through for our credit agency for credit card, just crashed that whole thing suck everything
down even word press was crashing,
servers anything I this the whole business blows up and for the interesting said and then and then and then I am, I think I replied to or something or yes, I got in contact with the one on twitter and that I know the big day was when I got an inn
right to go to your christmas party and, as we have highlighted, and I read it to tyler and he goes, can you guess we're plus one asked rob was my eyes and that's when we started spiralling and wit of like what the folk lore of the child?
yeah, because you guys have the oddest women on the internet, because the real other their fans of the time they're smoking hot. I mean I'm waiting for when you guys do puffy, never
that is why one of other matters Alec that I get it
like literally found any sort of sub category of women.
possibly an oven like just yesterday was red heads yeah and I'm fucking never never dated a redhead. In my life, I've never even been attracted to read it. I dunno there's I've, never fucked a black chick. I never fucked an asian chick fuck white, chicks, yeah, my whole life. There have you
what why checks wherever they only beg him now, but this get here is literally have these sub categories on his galleries at her dislike women eating
brand cereal and bad looking out windows. I remember the hell. You found a twenty six votes
or that you know that is awesome. It's fucking fascinating. I love the ones that are the the girls that you know they write the to kick. You
com try on their tits cause. You know that's a real
the sandwich chick some of them are so fucking hot, very happy. I always think about how many fights we probably started in relationships. Oh my god I mean I'm sure it gets bad, but did you see that website that came out their website about? I'm sure you heard about it about the? I forget the name of the crash right away and there to take it down about the oh. The is anyone
up. There is that we are talking about. No, it's the. What is, is it the one where guys were posting pictures, sex videos of their ex girlfriends yeah yeah, and then the girls go on fuckin good morning america talking about this site, I'm like they better, have a fucking ownership in it.
I'm going there right away to like you avoid the topic of a media mundus. What has put the link rights to her
Exactly I'm looking at it this way, but you might as well just be it's almost like a sex video. It was a brilliant idea and look what happened with with this whole beyond se thing. That's going on right now, like the the derby out photos of her at the superbowl, I heard
I saw one on the tuna is over policy as they have a couple of em and at her published this was like. I take him down, you know and it's like don't ever fucking asked
internet to do so by you just made this so much worse. Oh, I know that the debt it that should be the model,
We have any one brand new to the internet area. If you pick it, it will fucking. In fact, there is this a couple of halloween's ago there is. This magazine was like for, like a, I think, was like ohio
Firstly, one of the eurozone and
They had a magazine thing come out during halloween called we're a culture, not a costume.
like all these, there was like a mexican kid holding up a photo of some dinner
but don t like writing. A doctor
temporarily costume kids, I it's not it's a coach, and this is not ok, there's a whole view these
it's like the internet got hold of it and all hell it broke loose. We did like
Are they read it on a ninja one where it is now?
being on their voting with the picture that record the kid that was like the kid that have again
There was an arab costume. You put like a suicide bomb, vest on him and shit. We had we had Sarah jessica parker holding up someone in a horse costume, saying it's like not at his see that's the fucking yeah. You can't have the internet get a hold of stuff cause. This idea, you put rules on it, it's fucking, fair game. I said something I'll tell you this all this is, I didn't even want it.
I didn't want to talk about a heating anyone's. They will. My august is second, you do it becomes fair game for them to tweak. Oh, my god
he's talking shit about jaya and I said we said
member and walked upon us last week and said absolutely nothing negative about donald lover
Nothing. We simply use them as examples that someone who is young and very successful yeah it was it yeah. We didn't say anything about his comedy, nothing about anything yeah, but I said his name. We said you know, he's very young and he's very successful and we both said he's a really nice guy, which I have never seen him do stand up. Rendon has never burnham knows him, he's friends with them. Yeah yeah man, the internet, blew up yesterday and I started going. Yup blew up like two dudes two dudes really, but but one put the the good thing to come out of this number one was one dude was like easy bert.
He was the first guy to wear a chive shirt on stage yeah yeah, and so I was like I was like okay,
god, I'm not dead, but another goes like you should check out as rapid. Then I watched his rapidly
or childish gambino he's he's actually fucking. A really good rabbi is a an all around talented dude and his yeah he's is. I almost want to say if he had started rap first,
did you really like he's? A fucking budget wrapper rapidly is hard things to get into because everyone says but suspected like if such aid is such a credential,
The yacht. You know like absolutely your credentials need to come first and then you become a rapper. You need to get shot or go to prison or have some sort of beef in order to be a rapper.
when I was first starting out wrapping and I talked about all the time I spent grounded enemy in Iraq. I well, you know when I used to then my mom got really mad at me. About that
I shouldn't some hard time in my ruin it. How do we know about parents got appears he lit up, but he's really
release. The nomes charles you'll be no this today and I was like I got like it. You have the perception of oh, that's the guy from
works rubber. It rub the community or community as the other, but I don't care if they're getting a rapper. I want anything bad about say about donald glover is awesome, yeah,
his rocker or drive shirts and everything, and that's crazy, like
He's been in a picture outside of our offices, but I'm in venice right. Do you wanna, do come up and
ok lest the second part of folk lore. How much pussy is in the office of venice
its work because a lot of people have that perception of it and occasionally
come up and get it to her, and I everyone's is is actually working there, but in both its
come up and there's like some photos you going on and I
see the only pictures I fear on twitter and its public from like aloft and they're. Just women clad with a bow.
And of some sort like it just looks. I haven't we work in the office kind of
when I started it was how long have you been the for? When did you add you get into that? I started two years ago and the site was still really really young and when I started it was only five of us and I it's
john, and we regret that started in the listener. Like they're, like up from what I gathered there like internet trot like due to make who just made a dick.
money off the internet back in the day yeah I want a day. They start with the different site. Kind of celebrity
when they got out of that. Pretty quick discuss it's too much.
the content and then
They are marketed after these. These russian photo blogs that we're really popular, no one at the time had a photo scrawl
so that's easy to maneuver, it's not complicated hunter liked around with other stop, so they might
that and on our side, the agenda we
others and in their two sisters Emily and may again run the berry which start girl version of the tribe there too
thousands, bob and red bob as our main editor and Simon records, throbbing brigade, so this poor family they hired me
and where they are really out about layer. That of the other, all they're all in europe is now in its melick twenty five
people there now and we have a bunch of different company rio.
it's aperture, which is our new kind of venture. I just saw that it's like on every pose yeah. It's like the male pinterest kind of the male was the male pinterest pinterest. What's pinterest yeah, it's
it's basically girls discovering things around the internet five years ago, the eye
It was a good way to tell everyone
friends gaze at his jacket. Pinterest take us out of here
I now it's twenty item in our offices. Like the reason people always come up and they go yeah. Oh you know you must be like just wasted all the time.
Partying into my girl. You know like I only only blacked out of the office, like maybe twice this week
it s, not about crazy, but I mean it's insane.
And I ve come in another.
this one day and people are the screaming and german at each other, and I are just like fucking around. They have like that.
Will translators, typing indirect jobs in playing it see latch on it.
Speaker is that's where that. What is what makes a thing good, you know not shitting on every tv show I've been on, but every tv show I've been on. The shit you do off. Camera is so
fucking funny yeah and the stuff that makes one is so tame tame by by terms of like what we're, what we're doing offhand, what we're doing off screen- and I think sometimes I'm always like you know- I wish the show- could capture and then you go to like a place like the tribe and you're like. Oh, that's,
It captured it and is putting about their debts, basically the whole behind the scenes, Joe and like even only combat
this? Just people watching on the balcony in venice is, is a world class him we'll just location Viana do not cover city
you're in venice of unit
I was, I was sitting on the boardwalk and I'd. Even I didn't even see people that I went to high school with and shit because it's just like the center of the world.
And the other week eyes. I saw this girl donigan high school with an end.
I grew up in Oregon and I was friends with this girl. That was their name, but we were like always going to physically flirty with each other. You know we like push each other and stuff, and so
one day I saw walking like way up ahead of me in the hall and was just for an hour in the hall and so
I go running up behind her and I just kicker feed out from under
I didn't like she went down hard like there's like just for right, honour ass, like echoed through the hall, and I look down, and it's not her,
I have never seen this before in my life. I had no idea who this is so I wouldn't hesitate, because I didn't know what to say to the struggling. Take that oh, I thought you were some other garage, we're just completely fucking, and so I hesitate and I just keep walking, can
straight ahead and she said,
sitting there like what the fuck. This is. Some kid seriously argue with anger issues like just don't walk in the hall, and so I just kept walking and I'd seen this girl. I got a couple other times after that baby
but I'm sitting on a board. I guess you. This girl, walking around the boardwalk mc, have recognised that chick and then she looked up and she caught it goes like this.
Like stars and I'm just looking at her dead pan and she just
like. I like back away, I
and the veterans shit he's, because I'm looking at the show trying to figure out, but I'm sure I'm making like a very straight face that she's, probably like, oh god here he is again. I did that.
We were in miami liked a week ago.
yeah yeah I'll, take one. We were in miami like a week ago and we're on miami beach or south beach. If you remember this, and we were skinboarding, we thought skim boarding would like. We were trying to look for something different
The ba they'll be fine kind of events, we want skim boarding, and so we goes can worry and then also evidence is fucking jellyfish.
Water out of the water. So one of our girls on her set her name's Dana she's, like a little sister to like all of us
and she's a b, a p yeah associate producer. She always has her backpack on and she is cheap. Well, I can call her pasty cause. I love her, but she she doesn't not a sun person yeah. So I see her standing looking out into the water with her pants rolled up and her backpack on yeah, and so I
two fuckin to like scared, the shit out of doors in the water, and I go running up and as soon as I grabber and go it's not
Didn't I tell you it's a plan that would like blameable scare
better than any race. I've ever seen america's funniest home videos. Will you scare a black guy? It bulking wins every duty, the one of the guy, the guy, the the the did, the dad dressed as a scarecrow during oh yeah gets punched in the
can face like you'd want to be the pans he's gonna like reds weapons in a red and white, its white, sir he's clayton is talked about so construct
he's, got lined up again at all to do I'll go.
women and as he reaches out to carry the white dad and the scarecrow outfit goes blue
I just got knocked him
which is hilarious. When I see her, I scared the shit of this girl, but then it ruins. Like those, I thought it was Dana and I told her I said I thought it was her and this black rose like she's white,
a wide open, not wearing what anything ever animals were not even here,
leader, but yeah that I wish you had gone up and just trip
we cannot ever fucking like don't ever walked in here. The beers fucking. Do it again did I do to get us out,
I suggested to watch your your show on travel channel like a what are some of the craziest places that you've been on this show. This show this season has been great yeah. We did
this season's australia, puerto rico, jamaica, south beach, Austin, seattle, chicago, and we did too and Australia yeah. We did. I forget it's crazy because like to make was fucking insane yeah. I bet makers tyler just
like recently as of like the fourth episode started, going all in on all the international ones. Yeah and dude. Jamaica is a dream. The other is one of the coolest places. I've ever been in my entire life and we were staying like a two thousand dollar a night
well yeah. That's the amazing thing about this. Show oh yeah. I lose in the shower one day, going kids work in fucking blood and I'm staying at a two thousand dollar a night hotel. I was like I gotta fucking pay this back. I am pulling so much from the karma bank. The fuck there's gotta be a kick
Why lie and the god's going to go well only give a lot to bert. I mean bert. You know the kid didn't study in college, like I fucking definitely feel like. I should work for ST jude's or make a wish like one of those yeah and help somebody out, because I'm definitely behind it.
Yeah. I have a feeling like because we throw our meet ups, all over the country and everything I just have a feeling that one of your songs are probably going to be in the same city and that that poor,
is I probably gonna get burned,
no wait. So you grew up an organ yeah arrogant, Oregon was. Was that, like you know, it was interesting, is wearing from
Organ is central, oregon and bends inside I rights.
Dab in the middle organ in Oregon. You know, I'm on the left side is, is the valley and so
portland and eugene. It has all the hippies and stones and on the issue of everywhere in portland, and
on the each side is all cowboys and rednecks, and then band is like this, the central part of
wearily those conservatives and liberals like trying to figure it out and dumb.
In any event, I did this growing I'd, be glad to see that we are at a at this rodeo and down out east abandoned. Insist,
as am I buddy brand, and he looks like he's straight out of orange county- has got like the the juiced out hair. You know all that stuff and the
the share of thirty four hundred issue. My brains are going like a car like authority
like it if it was only where low? What are you talking about the sheriffs out their standard issue, uniform technical? What they were are the gunboat would like the bullets coming down the chest with like the sick, shooter and in a hat, the sheriffs hat, and
whether he comes up to Brandon and like or not even during the most cliche saying he just goes,
way from here. Is you boy that is like holy shit? There are certain statements that ring true like that that come with a certain lil little bit of
like intensity. The guy I will say this lake when I was not at heart back to the russian mob story: buyers when everyone a copy of it,
often on the train and yelled out. Nobody albert was just like was sounded like
and I remember that is the same- is not the same sentence but reeks similar in intensity with sentence like you,
around here is yeah, oh yeah or like or like when you're in the, if you're in the hood and you and your man what the fuck you looking at and you're like oh fuck, I'm about to get beaten up like it's just that, like it
It is it's what you say. This aim, not israeli, I guess we throw
seattle meet up alone
it's always interesting to see this with different demographic people and like
Seattle is a kind of very quiet. You know someone may become up your mark right. My gather
telescope, like we threw a beat up in new york, is focused shots.
nato's, like John, and I we can't you Can'T- is everyone's coming up the throne just throw in show magnolia.
I argue, obviously, basically just be able to stand at the end of the night, india and like we can't do shots and shelter for completeness my best,
do them, but shots are like it. Just doesn't like people buy me shots and then I go yeah. Can I do you mind if I pour that on ice and drink it
because I want it. I definitely want, but I don't need it right down on quickly now either worrying
Well handed me the shots later and like the test. Tubes and shit need to see it's like half sugar and is like nah. That's not going to feel good among that dark. Yeah! That's exactly it's like that old mitch, Hedberg joke! I was trying to put easy cheese on crackers of the night, but I couldn't tell how much I was putting on and so I realized I should make it glow in the dark and he was like. I don't think people eat and easy to use care of the clothes. If you put an easy jeez, I fucking died way too young the fuckin. Now I look at that. Something
I think about those guys, and I think what do you want yeah do you want to go out in a blaze of glory or do you want to like just kind of do you want to be?
money doing a commercial, realistic you at a stroke leg.
Two tickets to wear it as or do you want to be eddie money that goes in a fucking, plane crash and everyone's like, like fucking, think about? What's? What's the name of the band that sings a sweet home alabama was a little scared that you'd want
a fucking, oh yeah soldier, like he fucking stood, he didn't real story. The damn plane, crashing, yeah and and- and everyone was terrified- never was baffled. Me grab a bottle of jack Daniels and stood in the islands like boys as if it's your time to go, it's your time to go now, cause everyone else lived and he died
but it shows that familiar with super alive. He could have said that
Somebody goes all buckled. Go down a now
as I like the weirdest plain experiences with people, and with this this is sure that I had a calamity threats.
day- and I was flying to hawaii a few weeks back but what's on their shirts are all expensive and I flew to hawaii for my dad's wedding a few months ago.
And I want it like. We have a t, shirt, printer and everything for like our prototypes at the office, and so we can print like literally whatever we want really, and I I yeah we are
Wherefore I was want to hawaii and I wanted to make this basically print assure that would just confuse the hell out of people like
doesn't make any sense if we're finalized, though you obviously,
were those international ratcliff. This is it's. It's a sure that has Daniel rags.
Was Harry potter and steve.
jobs in its says, hawaii yeah. I thought that knows that
what sort of why fibre, and so I'm like I'm on it,
and I'm standing line to use the bathroom, and I already had a kind of my head like what I would say if someone asked me about it and on his way
and down on the sending in the islands actually staring at my shirt like what the fuck you know,
I can to see like the the wheels turning she's. Finally, a chick takes her headphones off. She's. Like excuse me, I do some. I have to ask with what is your shirt like? Oh, it's, a toy and she's like yeah, but is that hair my harry potter yeah just like and that's dmx steve jobs, yeah
but why and MIKE wall have you been to Hawaii and she's like yeah? I live in hawaii, I'm like whoa. Obviously you don't ma'am, I just like kept going and you just tell her she's just like trying desperately to any pop culture reference yeah, maybe harry potter was funded by apple and they shot
part of in havana hockey a great fucking with people when you don't when they don't know it is the fucking funniest? Oh yeah, absolutely I told those I told a story a long time ago about the the narcan scratch about, and those are my mo. Those moments to me are like my favorite when, when the people that you're fucking not and not being a dick but like was like just don't get it, that's why that's one of the most brilliant things about twitter is that you can fuck around them or
I'm writing on twitter, guys, big news coming around the corner
audition today, and everyone took that seriously:
it so funny to watch
how do you like the most obscure, jive sarcastic?
All I can to Joseph. I ever gets for the most part of that
few people I just can play the job is completely misdemeanour
I do like the one it was. You can talk
about the almost all you want on twitter and on ever find out, because I can't read
I ended as long as it excuse me. They can read, they just don't have internet yeah yeah, I did we get it. I get so many people that repeat my job back to me and it's like
yeah yeah, it's almost as if like, and then it's even better, if you take it to the next level, as if you argue your point
No, no! You don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Read it again repeated seriously. If working on lose my do that with my my kids school all the time I don't know, I think, like. I think that what I find forty or so I did a push intolerable that in a moment I was I didn't. I didn't upfront red fur.
for that fuck. I definitely when talking about that. You might get a ride. I know where does it here
right now we should it is
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with a pro surfer, Anastasia Ashley. Tomorrow the girl got her arm cut off by a shark. No, no! No! No. Luckily, wait is Anastasia Ashley, the one that got hit with a surfboard face
she is
serve. As you know, a vote on, though, with the growth of macao to face with a surfboard yeah. She got farc in. I think it's anastasia,
If not, it might be, I'm in all to ask your boat or you'll, see it
usually, sir, it speaks with a big guard, others that are rebates about it. I
Maybe, but you know we're equal opportunities.
But those are
requested. Might like winner backs. You go hey we
the girl and then she turns out you like that, are doing.
it's alright! Here we go now. Hopefully this seattle weather clears up before we shoot them. I can't fucking believe. Are you? Are you
outside the army, and I guess she is preserved
assuming we're going to have to do something in or around the beach. So wait. How do you get? How do you guys get that? Does she
Do you guys with her? I think she is, I think, a lot of that.
Girls, you know they have. I met the guy friends at us in that
and the royal you learn how to do what you gotta do. You know and go to the offices and- and you know even at some of these meet ups- you know the all the guys are just like dollars. My friend
boy. So when you do like a meet up, is it just like you guys go to a bar and then
go to the bar? I will. I will run out a bar
and usually we try to get sponsor, so we can do it for free. So everyone can, just you know, come without having to pay really do open bar stuff, and I missed a lot of fighting and we we try to hit as many cities as possible.
and I get to everybody, and, and you know we we want to go hang out with with everyone that likes of DR amir everyone. That's there's, there's always like this. These people,
course I should do live, shows ojala magistrate.
Live show where I literally like its cray weaving thrown huge like military parties, would like sailors, incendiary, there's, never been a fight, it's open bar, you know you're, as is its, is all good group of people in every looking around it
at all the different places? We can go this year and I were talking about maybe like phoenix and stuff like that, and
it it was kind of funny. Last time I was in phoenix, I was a kid and I was there with my dad on a business trip with my buddy Brandon, and I and I dunno I dunno. If I should tell the store either intelligence college
So when we were there, we like checking out in the guy was, is back in like two thousand three or four when our kid
I think I had kids at the time
a great deal, but I'm through I check and ended up the guy. There is open
talk about nick and jessica simpson. Were there
during that newlyweds Jeremiah, that lawyer fucker,
So
Gallagher. Whatever you know who gives a fuck and Brandon, and I we end up getting I wasted, I this resource, how resort over this will we
we had vague ideas, and so it is like blasted at the porn and were walking around when I d
trash and like for us is being drunk is like the coolest thing in the world in over is still live.
I still love it and so we're back at these little kind of like private bungalows that they have there and Brandon's. Often these, like bush's taking a person, he's a dog to a community checks out like what I find. So I go
and there's this huge electrical box on the side of the other wall that literally a frankenstein sweater just as on off and like before. It could even be, I wonder what that he just blew the whole building like this private bungalows into shuts down.
Clearly we just got taken off running like laughing. Like idiots,
is zipping around on the segway is trying to figure out what's going on, and so we cut to like maybe like eat like six months or a year later, Adam with my my girlfriend at the time and were watching the scene
newlyweds, shell and I there's this episode- were shot of thought. Grass episode were next brother. Has a kid
and they go to arizona and stay at that, the result is worsening and I
the whole idea, so it is like ireland I want it would be like if we had a kid who, in a ring the sea next, like fuck, that ever and at the end of this episode, they miss their flight back to allay, because the
are you shut out of the room and reformed doesn't go off
if you rent a car and drive all the way from phoenix to l a and I'm sitting there watching this dislike with my hand over my mouth, like oh fuck, my girlfriend at the time staring at me, she says, like you, did that didn't you
I was brave and I was granted to do.
I'm telling you, I told him not to touch it, and that was crazy. How you you could have affected had they got into a car accident and died. You could be
it's over there and I would ve been on me. I mean I already blame myself for their divorce, but you know you don't know who talked about my car all that way. You know that's on me, that's when they realise that I,
I used to be able to watch her show, and I I almost want to say that that shows responsible for the way I do television these days. So I would watch a show and I'd watch them laughing hysterically had absolutely nothing, and I I remember them just smiling, and I remember one time I found myself sitting in the room smiling just being like, and I was like kind of in a better mood watching the night that I call jessica simpson, a fucking idiot Jesus Christ on everyone, fucking
twitter and be like who just consumes in called you forget, fucking idiot, but that's what blows we waiver parkers by by the way. I think there are people that just listen to casts and don't like you in here,
If you slip up so they can fucking get you in trouble, though yeah absolutely. I really believe that, because I'm like that, one dude tweeted me some shit about my progress and I was like I was like. I don't think he was even a fan, just didn't like me, and he was waiting for me to fuck up there. Yeah where'd, you guys get hate mail, the jive, oh yeah,
Adams yeah, I mean I get I in in a single day. I have at least ten people telling me to kill myself and
It is always straight up that you gotta have thick skin if you're going to work there. You know shit like that. Yeah you're you're you're you're on the
for the world all day. Gonna have people giving a craft for it, I think by the majority of its young. What's it what's your demographic demographics? Actually,
pretty interesting. We we have. I mean it's. It's like eighteen to to forty, almost and and even on our cars.
israel under the demographics of male oriented, but I mean it's: it's weird yeah anyone that's killing times. Yeah know we we try to to find in everything, from from hot girls, are cool tech stuff to just anything and everything that we technically job is just surfing the internet,
Fine find kosher yeah, but also do all of our photos you to John and we're going run those and I would die degree of photography
Do you really utilised that pretty well, I suppose
shooting headshots in l a the better gig. Now everybody
it does that all he does just fuck every single jerk there, that's the one, it's like being a stripper. He makes cash yeah he's going to hear this and go dude. Thank you for not saying my name. He makes cash like just cash on cash on cash, especially when it was filmed cause. When was filmed, you had to be actual or you had to be an actual photographer like you, couldn't just take it and then look at it. Ooh that didn't turn out so unjust. I mean he's forty years old and just slays pussy that all he does all day long. It's the hottest, fucking checks here and then he comes and hangs out at my house or my kids, like he's a god I'm going to.
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slide it used to be because he took pictures it started with like girls want too
He noticed a daytime grow, wanted to take, nude photos bigger fucker yet, and so he was like. You know
kill me right now. Greece now is like you ve, given away.
twenty one game, and so then he started
I wonder if I can get them naked. I wonder if I can suggest them taking nudes and then he'd say to you.
You don't do everything you want nudes and then they'd be like now and he'd be like okay, but then he notices his numbers were dropping zoos, say stuff, like you know, the cool thing about having nudes now cause you're gorgeous shrubs.
The gorgeous and it would only have actual the hounds. He was like you're already hit sums in sections on the pigs and able to your answer
gorgeous. Don't you want to kind of commemorate this moment so like when you're fifty? You can look back and go. That's when I looked like every girls like
one year ago. That's all! I got it all its eyes, a decent,
We we, you know unfortunate of advertisers that we have to do you have do you have. Do you have a sexual harassment clauses that you have to be mindful of da know how good we actually yeah? I know we've we've never had anything like that, but
We know we definitely agree. Have we we advertise with with major major companies that we keep everything
pretty tell unity right now not invest the desk. The interesting part is that it's no nudity and still hot, yet not immediately like there's something I've really set aside from from sites like like,
German and other ones that I won't mention that are linked partners of those- and I think you know, is that they go just full on
nothing, but sexy and saxon and implied nudity. Like where we put humor over there, you know we try to find funny ways that we can get these roses
duty while being sexy. Do you guys introduced me to the tabling a fucking bull horn, praying?
one of the greatest franchise that or is the fire in the hole where you take. The febreze can with a zip tie, and he has fucking zip titans, throw it into an oh, yes and there's. I got it.
I think I want to say was on yesterday. It was like pranks shot like pranks, otherwise
no one ever yes, anna and fucking people take boards and I'll take him.
door where a door dorothea and then so when the door swings opened, it hits the bull horn and the person carry their groceries, drop spock
everything or they do it on a seat or they do it. It was the greatest I mean, I would venture to say my my level of practice,
would have made. Think I really was proud of. Oh yeah. No, don't we listen to that that I was as hilarious. I was definitely proud of myself. Then I saw these pranks and I was like I to step up my fucking gay they're like I'm, not I'm not doing that
Just like we try to come up with. You should see how long it takes us is workshop, a tweet one of my work
we'll, go the conference room and like thrown around different ways. I well know about the twenty minutes. Later we have a tweet at that time.
Why don't you guys just hire some young fuckin comic to come in and, like workshop, all your tweets? There are no, I mean we usually
Well, the guy that I I write with a lot of Jake Lee remained. He he's a really funny dude and he's really well connected and it works out. Well because he looks a lot like seth row.
and on the other side, doesn't diamond screech from our fault. We get into a lot of what are you looking at how the market could now? Not only literally forty did that's its funding as at the office.
You're you're held in a very high regard on our seas
you're in the red zone, for for a parting with us
hell. You I'm sorry. I weep we put on the machine like every friday and we just get like pumped up it pays ran right yeah. I fear fucking love the add ons.
Am I going to come in one day, I'm going to come in one day and just bum rush the place, we're fucking like a keg yeah cause like we have like this kind of expectation. Now where it's like either he's going to comment.
unlike ruining party, and I like I'm sure you have like that kind of steam idea with us. You know so either
maybe like. Let's have a beer or origin of here's. Twenty shots, enemy,
in vegas. He was waking up with stitches yeah. It's going to be we're going to wake up, we're going to just come to the middle of a blackout. Someone's gonna be a shallow grave
the three major standard about. I, the robot,
the fact that its forty two, because I I know
you're talking about when you go to those made up. Some people want to lay down like do we got.
shot, and you like, I am trying to work like I get that all the time
they'll, throw any excuse of the gamma are all really cool dudes, but I mean literally they'll be like dude. I go come up and they're all heartfelt, like look man when mom has passed away from continent from cancer. In all my my brother is stuck in mexico, and you know oh blah blah blah. I can't get it
insured in the usa was me mad yeah I got I got a I got. I got a fuckin, I talked about the other day. I don't know who I dunno, who I was talking to those talking to. I was trying to peek really about about before, like being had been apparent and being on the road and living in an apartment, and my my wife losing her fucking mind, and I got a nicest fucking email from this dude that wrote an article on me on this site, man of the house yeah, and he was like man. I am so glad you said that, because I'm going through that right now is that I feel like what the fuck am I doing here. I am working at starbucks trying to have this website trying to do this thing. I should really promote his website. The thing is man of the house. I forget it yep. I forget the exact name, I'll, find it out I'll tweet it
but the dave craig and he was like the nicest heart email. I was like holy shit. If, if all of the fucking stress you go through, is without one email or like this guy MIKE whoa whoa whoa joe yup, I think I'm saying his name wrong. Mojo koski. I think it is, but MIKE rogers is a professional fighter who has sent a bunch of machines shirts to any warm into the ring and a functioning optimally, one like whatever those things aren't like. I never thought when I was a kid
I thought the whole getting into being a stand up. Comic meant you lived in new york. You hung out with comic. I did spots in new york, I know you do the road, I really didn't know you did the road as a huge bar. I never thought the tv to get into it. When you were a kid I mean. I guess you group, I grew up with
internet. I remember when we first got aol and there was huge deal really so yeah yeah. I remember that I remember desk at the growth yeah. He got the yeah that was even before that it was like
at you. He had a guy was mailed to you and then we had a. I mean we bought a whole separate phone line
just for the internet. Serious dial up- and I remember our member product- was a prodigy yeah, I've ever prodigy and getting matt and then getting it hooking up my computer.
We were all in college and we- and we were like this- is the future. We turn on were like what the fuck to do with it. There there's nothing on the internet. We were like the others, get this board spreads for this week. Friends, hey the weather here tomorrow,
it's going to be holy shit. It was like the websites where these big buttons, like it was literally weather, yeah, entertainment, sport, and that was it. I got clicked on this huge button on windows. Ninety five and it took you to this. It's it's amazing. It's amazing to think I remember:
We have a province. Someone was like hey man, I got decided. I can help get your common eclipse online it'll help your followers nose like online for what
and they were like well, you know you can stream them onto your phone, and I was like the day I watched shit on my phone yeah like that'll be fun.
they now I was like the cave man who was ike
You told me to use a wheel one day of a take. My wheel to the river
What are you getting get all my wheel and it will take me to the river and then I'll get about we'll cover job, no offense, but all use it for a slogan play like everybody else like I was a viable
the short sighted motherfucker, oh yeah, I mean it's crazy just how ahead of the curve at a a lot of the other sites that are exactly like us, won't name them, but they have like one hundred plus hundred and twenty five employees working full time for that. Just use specific stuff and don't literally go from like
cutting html to light during a four photos. You like this
we're almost like a jack of all trades. I had about them. What's the future, the internet, if you
where my eyes I'll tell you. I think it is that is apple tv knives and investing too is that we're looking at even for the child getting aid
apple tv up there we can stream to you, put a fucking on apple tv, having already been on cable or any other needs
we need networks, I why do you want to buy something? And I mean this is going off.
Jolly dodger's, the company's going over into like digital advertising. Is that a broadcast? It's like a huge gap and they got some of the companies. Have a huge head start
and others don t, like literally I I I I just go to the office where we're not football
that's literally all yours, we even need so that that would be a great like who
zap on apple tv is funny spock you get in and then all of a sudden you realize you not. There is a depression that sinks in.
La la slower on tv than it does in the computer. When I get on the computer for too long, I start it's almost like our start to fuckin. Like
zone out like I dunno. How rogan does it he can throw on the fucking computer for like hours on end? He gets so much goddamn information from the fucking computer that, like he'll he'll, talk to you one day about about fucking, alien to alien abductions of fake moon landings and the next day he wants to talk about this new,
at they found in phuket asia. There's a brand new idea like I'm, not that kind of guy. I can tell you a lot about method, man and Wendy Williams, beef yeah. I can tell you about man's beef with the rae kwon. I can tell you I'll talk to you in great detail by mastering the perfect amount of time for a hot pocket yeah I know but, like I don't know like like I, when you, when you watch on the t v was watching hulu and I was watching a documentary on Marin. I think that morgan spurlock did yeah and I was like this is fucking amazing. This is like watching tv uninterrupted. I get to pick what I want to watch like how come this hasn't been around for awhile and if you had
a child app where you could fucking all those videos. You guys find you a crew. The content theory you, unlike slide, shows fucking. You put me on my oh, my truck
No, not at all a slideshow of hot fuckin redheads? I told us
shove prank so decides your. I laughed out loud over the bridge
It is the latter allotted counter these data, guided that's a big. If anyone
office actually laughs at something? You'll have the whole office behind you looking at what it is, because I mean that's like a big deal. I, when I put the first thing I ever laughed at online was throws like others like. While this fuck the internet really could be used to make comedy, videos were or issue fears the amazing racist. Do I love the rim of the amazing where he was aware
he was used it so interesting time you because you're not someone that you're never going to introduce him to anything on the internet.
you look like a man and I feel so bad. This is all of my friends semi starve. No, you have to check this out.
I've seen this like I'm sorry, what was the last thing someone brought you and you're like goddamn. I haven't seen that got my mom's to me, gaga style like yesterday. She she told me that the you know check out this very, very funny korean man dancing and
There was a bomb, the almost get in competition with other guys in the office of like who finds it.
Yeah. You know a little bit actually and end. It doesn't like gold pandered. If I find something I can the depths,
the internet like on the russian side, or so I will not tell anyone about into
on the front page, doesn't even serious knock knock as someone with steelers only but just like in this coincidence, or like pride, the I dislike boom Aragon and I got the night sitting with all of us. As I mean you don't like it,
things. Think something's funny we'll about a lot of times I guy yesterday. It was good,
almost inside kind of humour that we have. I did
gallery call home shopping, cart in the wild spike. Literally fuckin shopping, cart out the forest and look at you,
I know no one understood it, but I mean to me: that's fucking, hilarious, yeah right when it went, live like a whole office was just like. Oh my fucking god like you, but I totally just a great feeling to come up with like you're, like god,
there. You go and yeah I mean other times. They are all gone.
did want a while. I was with the was right after mark wahlberg had when-
the way he where he was interviewing, but he was based. He was saying he he was slated to be on one of the flights during nine eleven. Was it really yeah?
I don't have a form of farmland sets creed.
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The one that at the crossing to feel the
I do find numb, he watches
these basically like. If I was on the flight, it would have put down much different. There would have been a lot of blood that cabin and worry
ended with maybe another p like I'm a land. This everything's gonna be fine
He literally said this that I can't imagine being like one of the victim's families like oh thanks, Marky mark, I'm sure you would a funky bunch.
Down on the runway. Again, like I don't I don't do that
and it will get a hold of it and your father, and I forget what message
the board. It was kind of a random message where they started this, this trend of not on marks, watch and so on.
what a great they had a few of them and then I photoshop bunch. I did like a gift of the infrared of hurricane katrina come in swirling.
Another year I was coming in, and then I had marky mark with his gun drawn, come down he's like not on my watch brown cut into dog that titanic I, when John lennon was shot like Marky mark coming out, the back like taking them down just fucking. So much like there's like an asteroid coming in so tell your fucking boys, not on my watch. No, he just demolished like I have. You ever had backlash from a celebrity and yes, but what the fuck was that yeah? I don't think I can talk about it too. Much really,
Can you? Can you broad stroke and at it- and I wasn't like I wasn't- really a part of it, so I I don't know like the you don't want to like rats on one? No, I wasn't
It wasn't like. I don't know the full thing, and I it wasn't that interesting, but yeah we we we we get this awesome. We we get a lot of publicists that contest and they'd be like.
It is not so much of like hey. You have to take us down it's more like hey like please do.
What's so funny too, because you guys are not. I mean I am not, and not that I not that I know for but you're, not it's not like you're mean spirited, no, no
and it's almost like everything on theirs is its poking. Fun have yeah like I did we about wonder action. There is a good thing,
most obvious wonder, exercise at his back when they are becoming popular but whose one direction it's this brings the new british heartthrob boy band
the girls are freaking out about, and I've been there.
I so glad I didn't know that by the way. What if I was gay, I wonder actually tell them why? Wouldn't you say about which one which one is when they first came out? I just did a tweet that was like one direction took a pretty suggestive name,
and probably goes both ways- tweet it wasn't there management, whereas it is. We worked with
I think they're under sony, and we work with sony really really close, and I think it was like one of their manager or somebody like they contact me
Hey. Will you please take that down? I was like no that this await I'm going to play this for you, I dunno. If I'm alone, I dunno what the rules of that
I agree it is breaking. Everyone will be entered in the rules of this pod. Guessing apparently, podcast are giving sued these day relish. Yet
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abercrombie and fitch, though it's element of the mix. Is it lfl alive, Ella, mae fo? No! No, no is this lfl lfl pack- I don't have it on here, I'll find it. I swear to god, I'm finding it right now only to play you this lyric, because this is the best lyric I've ever heard. L F, o summer
rose was at the neva. They are so ah yeah yeah these guys. I fucking love these guys because they had one of the let's go to videos. What was in it? What was the last song dolphins now fuck summer? Girls is the one shit
gonna. Fuckin get the name of that. We have had, and every other time was the other every other time here is that you are like fucking guy
oh yeah you're I made
invaluable every other time, that's the fucking song. You know this shit I literally has been my whole. Life is on the internet and the soaking how the fuck have you know that? Okay, this is it so this is every other time. Okay, now I'm going to play it you're going to have to I'm going to
almost sing, it ok, hang on! So
let us see how the internet is out here. So ok hope don't complain about this. This noise, okay, but these are the lyrics.
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one thing, a mac, you know you don't remember it laughed about it, because she ways,
those games, I'm so fuck. You
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though she loves me, she's, gotta,
way of showing me susie cares how
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we're right now. When times is black, sometimes it's. Why sometimes use rosin times I'm right some time.
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With tyler every other time
I learned to swim. I didn't know this one okay now and are you ready yet this is the fucking greatest lyric ever written by a boy band? I wonder if you already know what I'm talking about times.
sera round just good too vast salt. Pork badge remind you- are
leave. This is the greatest there as I believe they wrote this on them
so yeah. Can you ready? Ok,
oh, I know what it is, but then I think about the time when we broke up before the problem, and you told everyone that I was gay. Oh yeah. Ok,
you told everyone that I was gay okay is he upset that he's very experienced, or this is the this- is what I'm fucking obsessed about. So you know for a fact that this is a real song. They broke up for the prom and I guarantee you in a moment of
felt like weakening the related bad news, like I gotta tell you like, I'm obsessed with fashion, and I want to be unemployed them later
I think Jimmy and johnny are hot enough that if the three of us got like really cool sideburns, pure both do a polar bear of both careers and he's, and then he probably then he probably shared. I like girls, who wear abercrombie and fitch chinese food, makes me sick. It makes me think I'm trying to find the song- and it was this canadian boy band and literally the the the choruses. Oh no it's! If, if you, if you get down army I'll get down on, you tell her you do me a favor. Will you go look out the front door
thousand Rosen's here I'll, send rosen from Adam across podcast gonna stop by the night. Another do another podcast backlogged. Second fuckin releases all the time
here's what we need to do the next time you come over, we're going to come or I'm going to have computers set up yeah. There is and you're going to blow through and viral video, and you just want me through all the shit that I don't know about, yet no, it absolutely loved it because you're so fucking you're, like you're, like Google. You know shit like that.
we knew every other time and you knew the word. I think the I literally a week ago was one of the new guys we hired for a new company attached to his name's, also matters to mac, there's so many we have two johns. We have to riches we have to max, like I dunno what what the deal is with it, but so many
and the new mac we're like, yellow, we'll go. Hang the office will play a game or we'll go in venice for little bit. Like foreign,
later word is washing fuckin viral videos from like, like
I eight you know how much you be better at your job. If you did talk at all costs
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marty on that discounts for higher growth, united, that know, what's the one that the pilots take, were they
stay away from yeah road was just talking about. It knows it.
I want that of ants. I think. Is it vat of ants? It's yeah, those! I remember when college I was I was taking. I had a class where I had to read a book and take a test on on that book, and I hadn't read the book and one of my friends. I was at my fraternity house and he was like dude taken taken out or not
enrol at the time it was a ritalin. Is I take ritalin you're pounding heartbeat there I took ritalin read the fucking book and I remember smoking a cigarette before classical,
vulcan bring the other night you're going to have a few beers and I partied through the fucking ape it's like what the fuck. Why isn't that shit legal? I am in the
the book deal right now. Yes, and I I was safely say, I'm well behind my few days here and I might say
one just come to one of my chosen offer me after all like yes, it should dodge
I think they are. The best course of action. Is we'll get you out of the office for for a night.
Maybe we'll do upon us out of the office. I let you know what I like to shoot, the something like.
to hang over smile, I want to go out but real life.
Maybe your photo gallery: let's do it. The machine comes the jive and
I would do that. Fucking heart, being roll out for an item is go part in the paint and that go hard
flock alliances of who says with what I think you do it. You have you watch the videos of real gangs crashing rap rap videos. You have
you got. You guys are. This is fucking fascinating type in lil wayne gets pont by her crypts.
They block in all his cars. You know what I did see that all yeah had. Actually my body actually worked and video really there.
I have actually story about that.
It was one that he had they they shot and content.
And they had to get a hood escort. Did it was kind of like what you are
I can the head like a fixer yeah. They had like pay off the the gang there, and so his name was a big business
and our sessions is normally a kill ugly, but of leave it out as there is. There is big business.
It twice. Where'd you get it now anyway, though everyday they if they were shooting
while shot and all of a sudden like a ton of of game I showed up in there is a mass of people
and add lapd helicopter came in. He started circling around and once more likely scattering there's caught cars coming any thought: some crazy shit,
he was a music video shoot, so they all.
gotta. My body says that the third there hood escorts did goes right around this house. He throws a gun up on the roof of this house goes run around it comes back or on the other side
for change, a close, just, walk and I'll go ahead. What's goin on was avenant shut, the fuck up? We get the figures, we get pictures, we go out to shoot
jamaica golly, I noticed
in the same. We're in jamaica were up in what they call like the grass roots area, which is the hood. Yet it's like it's like you got your art, tin, sheds, fucking, yet corrugated, but, like everywhere, kids running out barefoot and, like just pants, stray dogs with balls like when you see a dog with balls you're like what fucking country, IRAN yeah, so we're in jamaica, Jamaica is gorgeous. The one thing I will say is that,
it can people the fucking swedish people in the world you go into that. What could argue be very sketchy jamaican ever had no problems arose, as are you so walking through twenty working through unity?
places just emeralds and hybrid. Let's find there. We go back going to this place to shoot and there's a discrepancy on who will be in charge, who will be getting the money for our shoot yeah between the
the on camera, does the wizard allow whose on camera so small, the village gets all the money in the village
so small, a really its money, but it who's on chemicals. I think also, they think whoever's on camera might get a tip, unlike my money
come by in Missouri that, whereas kind of bragging rights too- and it was like- and it was like- two dudes one opposite with two travelers- I got caravan. We got pregnant producer, we're all sitting out there and all of a sudden one guy just starts we're, trying to talk to them and and do like our pre interview and they won't make eye contact
then there are going in pathway, which is like the I mean, a lot, a minimum number of wine, and so I apologise
raising rackets? That's what it sounds like to me in a moment of tension, and
like getting nervous and were now we had our car wouldn't fit download things we had all
a mile with gear. So there's no migration
zone talking like people with one shovel like eight repaving, the road with light
in the dirt? They were repaving with dirt because the road had washed away and we were on foot and were like and all of a sudden, and they had told us his side asked I'd, asked the arched fixer. We have fixers yeah I'd asked her fixer like what boomer allotment, yeah and go and he got really upset. He was Donovan said. I work at a really bad word. If you say that someone will beat you up.
Is that his fighting words to the top of the that is. That is the word cause. I mean I've heard that you know and like that means in doing so, it means I think it means I don't know exactly what he means, because he was all over the map about it, but it basically is like calling someone a tampon so like
Douche bag, a douche bag, a tear, pollux other, goes, and they take you. I will tell you that are not used.
Whereas that's the top of it so- and so there like us- and so these two guys, like
marijuana, be on grammar, I'm going to be an arab fuck you, but have been begun and as soon as he a boomer o'clock a day start fucking berlin.
Living in a new grounds, iraq to the ground
it was wrongly and when the kids are throwing kicks, I mean dudes are dropping the one. Dude had a purse kind of thing and he dropped his purse and he had
in his hammer. Nora was ultimately to travellers that are like varies. Others
instead of a lifetime, and I'm like it will be as soon as obama rod run, but then all of a sudden, then everyone's fine right. That's the thing about Jamaicans they're, very they're, very, like they're, they're, intense people, but they're. Very,
they're very cool, though like a monarch or fixer grabbed. The two dudes fighting by the wrists- and these are big. Men- are fixers of big men having any sort, gentlemen in patois, like yo, fuck, fuck off, stop that shit right now you stop the fucking assholes that separates them and then brings one of the ones that got in the fight. We will talk. I mean, I hope, I'm being very pc when I say this, but we're talking about
a six foot. Five black man like a big black dude that might my friends jamaican. So I'm sure he has a red line. He says to him: you apologize to stacey our producer, oh my god, and he goes. He goes marijuana and he goes you have you fucking apologize and the guy goes. I'm sorry to say, like you meant,
I was like what fucking gangster thug and the guy was like I'm sorry, but that was they were the coolest fucking people. They were awesome, but it was such a weird thing to see. Make him apologize. I was like only shit but whose fucking Jamaica was. One of my is what it's going to be the
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